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Garlic Rosemary Potato ChipsGarlic Rosemary Potato Chips
3 lbs potatoes, scrubbed but do not peel
8 cloves garlic, peeled & put through a press
4 Tbsp fresh rosemary leaves
½ cup olive oil
salt & coarse grind black pepper
Cut the washed and scrubbed potatoes into ¼" thick slices. Into a food processor, put the garlic, rosemary and olive oil. Pulse on & off to chop the rosemary and garlic finely. Line a baking sheet with foil and brush lightly with the rosemary flavored oil. Then lay the potato slices in one layer on top of the foil.
Brush again with the rosemary-garlic oil. Sprinkle with salt & pepper. Turn and do the same thing to the other side. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes – turn the potatoes and bake until they are lightly browned. Remove from oven and drain potatoes on paper towels. Serve while still warm. (Mad for Garlic)
Garmishwell...im off again..going to a base down by austria called garmish more of a vacation spot than a base for the millitary...see you all in 4-5 days
GarnetGem of Light
A garnet’s inner sparkle stirs something within us – the recognition of beauty, perhaps, or a feeling of strength in its energy that reflects our own. Throughout time, people have harnessed the energy of this gemstone to purify, heal, and protect themselves. But the stone’s true magic lies in its capacity to help us have faith in ourselves. Its reddish hue inspires passion – although garnets can be found in a number of vibrant colors, including red, orange, green, and bluish pink. The garnet’s radiant beauty reminds us of our inner fire and magnifies our power.
Ancient mariners watched the garnet‘s glow as it shone in the darkness, acting as a talisman against dark forces. For use as protection against nightmares and disasters, the garnet is embraced by people for its comforting glimmer – a light they can focus on as they dispel their fears. Ancient Egyptians saw the power of purification in the garnet’s radiant blaze and used it to cleanse the body of toxins, such a
Garnet Yam2 large garnet yams
1 medium red bell pepper, seeded and diced
2 avocados, peeled, pitted and mashed
1/2 cup chopped fresh cillantro
3 green onions sliced
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1 lemon or lime juiced
salt pepper and papricka to taste
1 cup shreded cheddar cheese
1. puncture yams with a fork and microwave on high for 4 minutes, or until cooked. OR bake at 350 degrees F for 40 minutes on a cookie sheet.
2. In a medium bowl, mix the red pepper, avocado, cilantro,onion,juice, and spices. Set aside.
3. cut yams in half lengthwise and fluff centers with a fork. Top with the avocado mixture and then with cheddar cheese.
Yummy! You can add a diced red chile pepper and pressed garlic for some spice. Quick and easy, yet fresh and tasty!
GarnetThis is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing.
GarnetThis is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing.
GarnetThis is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing.
GarnetGarnet
This is the crystal of focus and order. Finding or being given jewels of this type may indicate resolution of difficult circumstances. Another scenario may be peace and clarity of mind in the circumstances you are facing
Garrett Hedlund Unleashes His Dark Side In "death Sentence"Garrett Hedlund fans are about to be blessed again as the 23-year-old heartthrob returns this weekend to play bad boy Billy Darley in Kevin Bacon's disturbing new thriller "Death Sentence." Garrett, who had to gain 30 pounds and shave his head for the role, says: “Playing a bad guy is fun. You get to unleash a little bit more, dive into your bad conscience. It’s really kind of therapeutic.â€
Garrulousgarrulous GAIR-uh-lus; GAIR-yuh-, adjective:
1. Talking much, especially about commonplace or trivial things; talkative.
2. Wordy.
Garrgh! I Don't Know Where This One Is Goingabandonment
abatement
abbreviate
abdicate
aberrant
abeyance
abiding
abiotic
abjure
ablation
abnegate
abnormal
abomination
aboriginal
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aboveboard
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absence
absinthe
absolute
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absorbed
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abstract
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abuse
abut
abysmal
abyss
sometimes lists say it all. sometimes they don't. it isn't easy being rational when the world falls on your feet and breaks bones.
Garrulousgarrulous\GAIR-uh-lus; GAIR-yuh-\ , adjective;1.Talking much, especially about commonplace or trivial things; talkative.2.Wordy.
Garry ShiderTRENTON, N.J. (AP) - Garry Shider, the longtime musical director of Parliament-Funkadelic whose funky guitar work, songwriting skills and musical arrangements thrilled fans around the globe and earned him a spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, has died. He was 56.Shider, who died Wednesday at his home in Upper Marlboro, Md., was known to millions of fans as "Starchild" or "Diaperman," the latter because of the loincloth he often wore onstage.Shider's son, Garrett, said Thursday that his father had been diagnosed with brain and lung cancer in late March. He then briefly went out on tour one last time but had to stop because of his failing health."He was a beautiful man who had a beautiful heart, who loved his fans just as much as they loved him," Garrett Shider said. "I'm sure if he had the choice, he would have passed on a tour bus, because he loved playing music, playing for the fans."A New Jersey native, Shider started his mus ical career as a young boy, performing mostly gospel m
Garsh.....i Am GoofyYou scored as Goofy, Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things. Goofy94% Donald Duck88% Peter Pan81% The Beast81% Ariel63% Sleeping Beauty50% Cruella De Ville44% Cinderella38% Pinocchio31% Snow White25% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com
Garth BrooksJust the other night at a hometown football game
My wife and i ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be
She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine
And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then
I'd never ask for anything again
(chorus)
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when your talkin to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
She wasn't quite the angel that i remembered in my dreams
And i could tell that time had changed me
In her eyes to it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all.
And as she walked away and i looked at my wife
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
For the gif
Garth Brooks~if Tomorrow Never ComesSometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So i turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If i never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way i feel
About her in my heart
(chorus)
If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much i loved her
Did i try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love i gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
'cause i've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much i loved them
Now i live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So i made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how i feel
*chorus*
So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never co
Garth Brooks~friends In Low PlacesBlame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And i saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When i took his glass of champagne
And i toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain
(chorus)
'cause i've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And i'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think i'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, i've got friends in low places.
Well, i guess i was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, i've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And i'll show myself to the door
Hey, i didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, i'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in
*chorus*
(third verse)
I guess i was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, i've been there before
And ev
Garth Brooks -- Wrapped Up In YouHow do I love you, well let me see
I love you like a lyric loves a melody
Baby, completely, wrapped up in you
How do I need you, well can't you tell
I need you like a penny needs a wishing well
Baby, completely, wrapped up in you
Chorus:
EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN THE WORLD
THAT WE'RE LIVING IN IS CRAZY
YOU GLADLY HOLD ME AND CARRY ME THROUGH
NO ONE IN THE WORLD HAS EVER DONE
WHAT YOU DO FOR ME AND I'D BE
SAD AND LONELY IF THERE WERE NO YOU
How do I love you, well count the ways
There ain't no number high enough to end
this phrase
Baby, completely, wrapped up in you
Repeat Chorus
How do I love you, well, don't you know
I love you about as deep as any love can grow
Baby, completely, wrapped up in you
Garth Brooks- More Than A MemoryPeople say she's only in my head
Gonna take time but I'll forget
Say I need to get on with my life
What they don't realize
Is when you're dialing 6 numbers just to hang up the phone
Driving cross town just to see if she's home
Waking a friend in the dead of the night
just to hear him say it'll be alright dapslyrics
When you're finding things to do at night, not fall asleep (?)
Know she will be there in your dreams
that's when she's
more than a memory
took a page to everything she ever wrote(?)
watched every word go up in smoke
tore all her pictures off the wall
that aint helping me at all
'Cause when you're talking out loud to nothing but air
you look like hell and you just don't care
you're drinking more than you ever drank
and sinking down lower than you ever sank
then you find yourself falling on your knees
shaking your fist, begging "please"
that's when she's
more than a memory
People say she's only in my head
Gonna take time but I'll forget
but wh
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Garth Brooks - More Than A MemoryPeople say she’s only in my head
It’s gonna take time, but I’ll forget
They say I need to get on with my life
What they don’t realize
Is when you’re dialing six numbers just to hang up the phone,
Drivin' cross town just to see if she’s home,
Wakin' a friend in the dead of night,
Just to hear him say it’s gonna be alright
When you’re finding things to do not to fall asleep
Cause you know she’ll be there in your dreams
That’s when she’s more than a memory
Took a match to everything she ever wrote,
Watched her words go up in smoke.
Tore all her pictures off the wall,
That ain’t helpin’ me at all
Cause when you’re talking out loud and nobody’s there,
You look like hell and you just don’t care,
Drinkin’ more than you ever drank,
Sinkin’ down lower than you ever sank,
When you find yourself falling down upon your knees,
Praying to God beggin’ Him please,
That’s when she’s more than a memory.
She’s more.
She’s more.
Cause when you’re dialin’ her number just t
GarthHe could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill He barely beat the rain in from the field And between the backdoor slammin' she heard him say "Damn this rain and damn this wasted day" But she'd been waitin' for this day for oh so long She was standin' in the kitchen with nothin' but her apron on And in disbelief he stood and he stared a while When their eyes met, they both began to smile Somewhere other than the night She needs to hear I love you Somewhere other than the night She needs to know you care She wants to know she's needed She needs to be held tight Somewhere other than the night They spent the day wrapped up in a blanket On the front porch swing He'd come to realize he'd neglected certain things And there are times she feels alone even by his side It was the first time she ever saw him cry Somewhere other than the night She needs to hear I love you Somewhere other than the night She needs to know you care She wants to know she's needed She needs to be held tight Somew
Gary The Ghost (short Story)Stan and Stacy walked home from their second day at their new school, on what had seemed a most ordinary day. Nothing particularly interesting transpired during their classes, unless you counted being assigned extra math homework as interesting.
The two walked along on the sidewalk, as Stacy described her new teachers, and Stan kicked an empty soda can, before Stacy suddenly came to an abrupt stop, as they passed by a dirt road with a small graveyard.
“Why is that here?” she asked Stan, who shrugged his shoulders not really paying attention, as his mind wondered to home and the special dinner his Mom would have ready for them.
“Haven’t you ever heard the story of the boy who stuck his arm out of the school bus window when he was told not to?” replied Cathy Sue who had been walking close behind and overheard Stacy.
“No, what happened to him?” inquired Stacy.
“He grabbed a tree branch and hung on. He was pulled out of the bus…”
“And, that’s how he ended up here?”
“
Gary JulesMad World
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going no where
Going no where
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression
No expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow
No tomorrow
And I find I kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles its a very very
Mad world
Mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen
Sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me
And I find I kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard t
Gary Wright - My Love Is AliveWell, I think it's time to get ready
To realize just what I have found
I have lived only half of what I am
It's all clear to me now
My heart is on fire
My soul's like a wheel that's turnin'
My love is alive
My love is alive, yea, yea, yea
There's something inside that's making me crazy
I'll try to keep it together
'Cause what I say may not happen the same way
Now could be forever
My heart is on fire
My soul's like a wheel that's turnin'
My love is alive
My love is alive, yea, yea, yea
My love is alive
My love is alive
There's a mirror moving inside my mind
Reflecting the love that you shine on me
Hold on now to that feelin'
Let it flow, let it grow, yea, yea
My heart is on fire
My soul's like a wheel that's turnin'
My love is alive
My love is alive, yea, yea, yea
My love is alive
My love is alive
My love is alive
My love is alive
My love is alive
My love is alive
My love is alive
Gary Allan - Tough All OverFor all of you true blue Gary Allan fans out there...this is it...the latest and greatest this is it! For those of you that don't know...this is the first album released since the death of his wife in late 2005. To the best of what I can gather...his wife committed suicide at their Hendersonville TN home in the early morning hours.
This Album is the first since her death, with the first release of 'Best I Ever Had' A 'tribute' to his late wife. This album is a serious dive into the deep depressive, down and out, kind of emotions that Gary is feeling. The CD is a damn good CD, I would say his best yet, (I own all of his CDs to this point). The songs are really good, and really heartfelt for the most part, however Allan said in an interview that he wasn't really intrested in what songs went on the CD, just to cut it and get it out. With that said, I have found a few really good songs. 'Nickajack Cave' (a tribute to Johnny Cash), 'Tough All Over', 'He Can't Quit Her', 'What Kin
Gary's PartyMy friend Gary lives a couple miles out a ridge overlooking the Ohio River Valley. When I drive up there, I always think 'Why? No cable, rough road that is impassable a lot of days in the winter'. He lives in what he calls "The Pigpen Penthouse" a round room he built on top of an old pig barn 30 feet off the ground. Standing in his deck looking out across the hills I know why. It would be an incredible way to wake up every morning.
Every October Gary has a Harvest party for everyone in the area who wants to come and share something they have made or just themselves. The party has been covered by The New York Times and Ohio Magazine. My friends John and Mary Ann, owners of Baristas ( www.baristascafe-pub.com ) do the decorating and some of the food and drinks. Everyone brings food or wine, there's live bands, a pig roast, and plenty of interesting people. I wish I had more room in my pics to post but I'll put some here. It really is a unique, fun, and relaxing party that I look f
Gary Allen The OneNo rush though I need your touch
I won't rush your heart
Until you feel on solid ground
Until your strength is found, girl
I'll fill those canyons in your soul
Like a river lead you home
And I'll walk a step behind
In the shadows so you shine
Just ask it will be done
And I WILL prove my love
Until you're sure that I'm "the one"
Somebody else was here before
He treated you unkind
And broken wings need time to heal
Before a heart can fly, girl
I'll fill those canyons in your soul
Like a river lead you home
And I'll walk a step behind
In the shadows so you shine
Just ask it will be done
And I will prove my love
Until you're sure that I'm "the one"
Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true
All I want to do is give the best of me to you
And stand beside you
Just ask it will be done
And I WILL prove my love
Until you're sure that I'm "the one"
Gary Jules / Tears For Fears - Mad WorldAll around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very
Mad World
Mad world
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in
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Gary Allan Just Says It So Perfecctly For MeHalf of my mistakes I made, stone cold sober
Half of my mistakes I've made, at closing time
Half the time I never saw it coming, until it was over
Oh, and half of my mistakes I've made with love the line
Half of my mistakes I swear, I should've known better
Half of my mistakes were just amongst friends
You get a little distance on it, the truth is clearer
On, and half of my mistakes I'd probably make 'em again
[Chorus:]
If I had it all to do over
I'm sure I'd win and lose just as much
But spend alot less time on right and wrong
And a lot more time on love
Half of my mistakes I've made 'cause I was moving to quickley
Half of them where made 'cause my heart was moving too slow
Nobody can tell you a damn thing, if you ain't listening
Oh, And half of my mistakes I've made 'cause I could'nt let go
[Chorus:]
If I had it all to do over
I'm sure I'd win and lost just as much
But spend alot less time on right and wrong
And a lot more time on love
Half of my mista
Gary GygaxOBITUARY
Gary Gygax, a pioneer of the imagination who transported a fantasy realm of wizards, goblins and elves onto millions of kitchen tables around the world through the game he helped create, Dungeons & Dragons, died Tuesday at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. He was 69.
His death was confirmed by his wife, Gail Gygax, who said he had been ailing and had recently suffered an abdominal aneurysm, The Associated Press reported.
As co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons, the seminal role-playing game introduced in 1974, Gygax wielded a cultural influence far broader than his relatively narrow fame among hard-core game enthusiasts.
Before Dungeons & Dragons, a fantasy world was something to be merely read about in the works of authors like J.R.R. Tolkien and Robert Howard.
Today in Americas
Clinton beats Obama in Ohio primary
McCain sweeps 4 primaries as rival concedes
Colombia escalates Venezuela's quarrel with U.S.
But with Dungeons & Dragons, Gygax and his collaborato
GaryMEET MY NEW OWNER!
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Gary's Got The Hookup!Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling????
If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed.
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Gary's Contest...bling....fubucks...who Needs Them?????Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling????
If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed.
Prizes will be
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2nd place is 1 million Fubucks.
3rd place will be 500k in Fu-Bucks.
There will also be a rate bonus prize of a 12 pack of bling for the top person with rates at the end of the contest when the 3rd place prize is given.
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Gary ~ Shadow Leveler Madethis..this RocksAddicted to Fubar by Gary DSC
We log on in the morning.
We log on at night.
But one thing is for sure,
We all want to level, right?
We're constantly rating pictures
And stash too.
I ask my friend to help me
Because I helped you.
You can rate 1 to 11.
The choice is up to you.
So tell me,
Are you addicted to fu?
We hit those red cherries
As fast as we can.
The bouncer tries to stop us
But we show him.
Freshmeat or Rockstar,
At home or in your car.
One thing is for certain,
We're all addicted to fubar.
I receive lots of drinks
And lots of gifts.
If this was real life,
I would be rich!
So little time,
So much to do.
I'll admit it,
I'm addicted to fu.
It's a great place to meet friends.
Hang out and play.
I don't get no sleep at night.
Thanks BabyJ!
I can't stop,
It's like a disease.
I can't logout,
Somebody help me please!
So take it easy
And take it slow.
After you reach the end,
There's nowher
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GaryWe hear you’re going to retire
Start a chapter in life that’s brand new,
No worry ‘bout statistics and deadlines
And a lot of us wish we were you!
Get rid of that pesky alarm clock
Throw out those suits and those ties,
Sit around with all of your buddies
Telling war stories and all kinds of lies.
Forget about files and faxes
Stay in bed when the weather is cold,
Chuckle a bit at all of us peons
Who are doing the same old, same old.
While we’re happy you’re leaving the rat race
And facing the unknown with no fear,
Once in a while come by and say ‘howdy’
‘Cause you’re leaving a lot of friends here.
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GaryI hold him so close to my heart.I never told him how scared I was.He never saw what I really felt.We spent our first night under the stars at a park.I wanted it to last FOREVER.The first time I let u know that I was falling for u was when u had my phone.U never really told me u felt the same as I do.I sit up wondering what could have been instead of what is.Please end this pain u have given me.My heart is broken and I cant fix it on my own.Its been two years now and I don't see a change.U yell at me saying the three words most girls love to hear.I wish I could open up to u and let u see me for me again.I need u to start being honest with me.Wondering what u are doing day in and day out isn't what I need to be doing.Trying to trust is something I have been doing for awhile.I love u more than what my words and actions will ever say.When I gave u my heart I gave it for keeps.I trusted u with it all.Now I'm left sitting here trying to figure out why u caused me so much pain.U took Kaden in
Gary ColemanPROVO, Utah (AP) — Gary Coleman, the child star of the smash 1970s TV sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" whose later career was marred by medical and legal problems, died Friday after suffering a brain hemorrhage. He was 42. Utah Valley Regional Medical Center spokeswoman Janet Frank said life support was terminated and Coleman died at 12:05 p.m. MDT.Coleman, with his sparkling eyes and perfect comic timing, became a star after "Diff'rent Strokes" debuted in 1978. He played younger brother Arnold Jackson a pair of African-American siblings adopted by a wealthy white man.His popularity faded when the show ended after six seasons on NBC and two on ABC.Coleman suffered continuing ill health from the kidney disease that stunted his growth and had a host of legal problems in recent years.Coleman suffered the brain hemorrhage Wednesday at his Santaquin home, 55 miles south of Salt Lake City.A statement from the family said he was conscious and lucid until midday Thursday, when his condition wo
Gary Coleman DiesGary Coleman, the child star of the smash 1970s TV sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" whose later career was marred by medical and legal problems, has died after suffering an intercranial hemorrhage. He was 42.
Utah Valley Regional Medical Center spokeswoman Janet Frank says life support was terminated and Coleman died at 12:05 p.m. MDT.
Coleman, with his sparkling eyes and perfect comic timing, became a star after "Diff'rent Strokes" debuted in 1978. He played the younger brother in a pair of African-American siblings adopted by a wealthy white man.
His popularity faded when the show ended after six seasons on NBC and two on ABC.
He suffered continuing ill health from the kidney disease that stunted his growth and had a host of legal problems in recent years.
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Gary Johnson Wants Marijuana LegalizationIt is no secret that presidential candidate Gary Johnson is all for ending the prohibition of marijuana, and he is growing impatient of the current candidate front runners whom show no support for ending the failed war on drugs. As the former governor of New Mexico (a bordering state with Mexico), Gary Johnson saw first hand the crime activity that spilled over into the US across the border. Illegal drugs were more accessible in his schools due the war on drugs and all crime was climbing because of it. The failed war on drugs reminded Johnson of failed alcohol prohibition, and now decades later the related crime is down and abusers are treated in clinics and support groups rather then over-crowding prisons. This ended the maturity of harder criminals and gave states more money in the taxation of alcohol, funding both state and social services. But the problem has been simply moved to the prohibition of marijuana creating the exact same conditions that lead us to ending alcohol prohibit
Gary Strong Discussion: What Is Search Engine Marketing?Gary strong has been sharing some effective topic on search engine marketing- What is search engine promotion? Let us knew that this promotion regards with web. Here, they discuss about the different kind of SEM (search engine promotion) and apart related information. Although, web promotion is becomes today high promotion strategy even they could make our business more success and make better influence on public relation.SEM (Search engine promotion): search promotion is a web process of raise traffic on web-site and reached to high visibility in order of SERP. In present, search engine have his guidelines for indexed web URL in systematic. SEO: Earning traffic through unpaid or free listings SEM: Purchasing traffic through paid search listingsPrincipally SEM divided in various parts - PPC & SEO; See below: picturePPC might be defining in categories that may be mention below:* Search phrase list development* Commercial copy (graphics video development)* Bid management* Regular modi
Gasto all who is tired of paying almost 3 $ a gal for gas if we all would ban togather and not by gas for a day the gas companty's would loose so much money thay would have to lower gas price's
Gas..."A Gasoline Substitute"
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment,
a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car
and into his gas tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered,.... "BP."
GasNO GAS...On May 15th 2007
Don't pump gas on MAY 15th
In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th"
Gasdont buy gas on may 15
GasGAS!!!!!!!
Body: You may have been told about not buying gas on May 15th. Check out this
alternate.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his
engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the
gas
prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time
to
read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE
than
the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around
last
April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and
it
might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just
laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt"
ourselves
by refusing to buy gas.
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, ha
GasGAS!!!!!!!
Body: You may have been told about not buying gas on May 15th. Check out this
alternate.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his
engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the
gas
prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time
to
read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE
than
the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around
last
April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and
it
might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just
laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt"
ourselves
by refusing to buy gas.
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, ha
GasI have been driving for over forty years. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.
Quick question. What side of your car is your petrol tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the petrol station or put your neck at risk of uncomfort or injury.
If you look at your petrol gauge, you will see a small icon of a petrol pump. The handle of the petrol pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the
33 GasMINOCQUA, Wis. - Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon.
An employee closing Trig's Minocqua Shell for the night mistakenly entered the price of a gallon of gasoline as 32.9 cents instead of $3.299 on Monday night.
He left about 10 p.m., but drivers could still use their credit cards to buy gas.
Word of the bargain spread fast in the rural northern Wisconsin community, with 42 people buying 586 gallons of gas in an hour and 45 minutes. One person had pumped 27 gallons and two purchased 18 gallons.
Local police saw the horde at the station and called store manager Andrea Reuland, who went to the station and pushed the emergency stop.
"There were cars two deep at each of my pumps," said Reuland, who knew many of the drivers and told them they were being dishonest — the main store sign had the correct price.
"I was very upset that there's that many dishonest people," she said. "They knew there was
GasThey are predicting gas to hit $4 a gallon by the summer. They were interviewing random folks on the news this morning and this dude who drives a COROLLA pays $200 a week in gas. He said that that's a third of his take home pay as a courier. Good thing he doesn't drive a Tahoe.
Gaschecked this out on Snopes. com. They are saying the validity is > “undetermined” at this point, they are still doing research. It’s > interesting and if true would be worth a shot!
>
>
> TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
>
> I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in
> California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my
> line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some
> tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon..
>
> Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we
> deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline.
> One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and
> premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of
> 16,800,000 gallons.
>
> Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the
> ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations
> have their storage tanks buried below grou
Gas$I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon..
Here at the Kinder Morgan P ipeline where I work in San Jose, CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still co ld. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity an d the temperature o
GasMike Webster
Customer Service Manager
Office: 585-392-2384
Fax: 585-392-2381
Cell: 585-259-6226
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in
California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon.
But my line
of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to
get more of your money's worth for every gallon..
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver
about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline.
One day is
diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades.
We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground
temperature is still cold.
Remember that all service stations have their
storage tanks buried below ground.
The colder the ground the more dense
the g
GasTHIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are = tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy gas on a certain day' campaign that was going around last April or May!
It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by this summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action.
The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to 'hurt' ourselves by refusing to buy gas .
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them
BUT, whoever thought of
GasGas by Zip Code
This is pretty nifty. Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening. Just click on the link. You will see a map of your area and then scroll down and you will get a listing of gas prices in your area with addresses and brands st arting with the cheapest and going up.
http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx
Gas AttendantTaking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
$3 Gas Again?? And A Political Rant.....when I saw this in the paper today, I thought it was just disgusting. How can we let this go on, going into the holiday season? Think about all of the instability going on right now: A very unstable job market, a terrible housing slump bought on by tricky loans and mortgage payments that led people to believe that they could afford that $250,000 home in a swamp or a sand dune with high insurance and fees all while working at a job that barley pays $14 an hour, consumer credit ratings that are at their worst in recent history, as well as the always present instability in the middle east.
...I actually turned on the news today and saw that one of our "allies" (that term is used loosley here) Pakistan is basically under martial law and under threat of basically being taken over by supporters of Osama Bin Laden (can you fucking believe he is STILL alive over 6 YEARS later!???). I don't know what is going on over there, other than the fact that the "leaders" are fucking up royally...thi
Gas Attack To FunnyMan charged with battery after passing gas towards police officer
Call it a case of assault with a smelly weapon. Police in West Virginia accuse Jose Cruz of passing gas -- then using his hand to fan it toward an officer.
According to authorities, Cruz was pulled over in a traffic stop, smelled of booze and failed three field sobriety tests. He was hand-cuffed and taken to the police station for a breathalyzer test. A criminal complaint charges that Cruz scooted his chair toward an officer, then lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly.
"
Cruz says police denied his request to use a bathroom. He now faces a number of charges, including drunken driving and battery on a police officer.
http://www. kltv. com/global/story. asp?s=9073162
[gas And Baby Powder]Make the mold.
Make the extras.
Fix the spikes.
Prepare the part for spikes.
Test fit the Shield!
...Did I leave anything out?Don't freebase before bed.I'd really like to clone some guns...but I'd probably need a small one.More later.
Gas Could Hit $7/gallon!By Marty Jerome EmailApril 29, 2008 | 2:00:00 PMCategories: Alt Fuel, Business, Finance, Fuel Economy, Policy, Post-Petroleum
Both Qatar's oil minister and the head of OPEC can see oil hitting $200 a barrel before the end of the year and one analyst says gas could reach $7 a gallon within four years. That could mean cataclysm for the global economy.
The world got a little relief today when BP reopened its North Sea pipeline. But the price of gas is averaging $3.60 a gallon and the price of oil is flirting with $120 a barrel with no relief in sight. Market forces don't seem to be functioning in their normal order. OPEC controls only about half of the world's oil supply. Ordinarily, when prices spike skyward, the world's non-cartel spigots open wide. Why isn't this happening and who's to blame?
Oil Companies. Admittedly, obscenely compensated oil executives are laying low these days. Big Oil is rolling in profits. The Bush Administration's tax subsidies to oil companies, which
Gas Face (e1t1)These cats are wack, just jump off my nutsack, suckas like that suffer from character cataracts, Sycophantic guys, with those melodramatic lies, hate'n on his fellow guys,creaming their pants for sum sleep deprived, pretty miss, who gifts romantic eyes,whoa man, this bitch tries... way too fucking hard, and he'll say anything to be a star,creep into your convo with no regard, like a retard, talkin like BKPS ain't avant garde,so I had to pull on his card, leave his ego scarred, publicly feather and tared, up in Fubar,for actin out of place, hate'n on a brotha that has eclectic taste. he gets the gas face...
Gas Gas GasThings won't change until the bosses change and god knows that you can only exchange one evil for another for so long before it seems like the norm!
Alright, that out of the way... Lets discuss something near and dear to the public's heart, ~gas prices~. Please tell me that you are as pissed off as I am about this?
I rolled by a station the other day and was astounded to see that a gallon of gas is almost $4.00. It's o.k. to joke, I've seen the pages that rouse the humor of high gas prices (unleaded = arm, super = first born), but we really need to get focused. Why is gas so much? Are we lacking oil? What are we doing about it?
Really folks, if we are in a crisis situation where oil is almost gone, why aren't we looking for other options. I know there's got to be something... I'm no fuel expert, but I did study physics and movement, combustion is not the only way to unleash kinetic energy!
This morning my better half writes to me that there was some type of cyclone in the m
Gas, Illegal Immigrants, And Soldiers . A Solution To The Problem...GAS, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND SOLDIERS . A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM...
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since h e defended this country. He will also be re gistered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve,
Gas Is High, But...Today's Pat on the Back goes to the check out clerk at my little town's Convenient Mart. As I was checking out today there was an old man ahead of me paying for gas. He told her he owed "40 dollars and 16 cents". There are four pumps there. The clerk looked on the monitor and then asked him what pump he was using. He did not know, but continued trying to give her two twenties and a one. She looked again asked him one more if he was sure. This guy was about 90, mumbled as he spoke, and I made my mind up I would be careful and watch him get back in his car to leave.
Finally the clerk smiled and said, "Oh I see. Sir, you do not owe $40.16. You pumped 4.016 gallons. You were looking at the wrong line. You only owe $16.26". He wasn't convinced, argued some more, until finally she was able to explain what the figures on the pump meant. I didn't mind waiting as she did so, because could you imagine him at some other gas station? The poor guy might go broke filling up every day.
I did w
[gasket]Game recognizes game granddad.I had a revelation recently.I'm not going to tell you what it was.Because it came from watching rhythmic swinging ass.A nice, round ass.In the meantime my besty is hassling me to move in with him (after I know I've said no, repeatedly). He's operating on me, and playing my guilt at some manipulative shitty way to get me to move in with him and pay for half of his rent.I think the ... 8 main reasons I'm not interested is- we already lived together for a year and almost killed each other, I can't bring my dog, I don't have a job there, and ... I forget the other 5wait- this counts as at least 5- I've talked it over, mulled it over, researched it, and prodded it repeatedly.I'm leaning forward at the notion of going back to college.60 hours.9 of that being an (unpayed?) internshipfor a BSW.Why? I didn't hate the work, and an extra 10k a year in my pocket for getting licensed didn't sound thatidiotic?I'm a crusader, and I know I'd have to curb that, and I burnt
Gas & MasksThey tell you lies, deny anything you ask but when people run from tear gas like ducking away. We run, but some of us are caught, in cuffs, some can't get away. Brought to their feet by riot police, we dash, but his fate wears a gas mask. It could change, but maybe the whole idea of freedom of speech is one North America went on to cover up, to impeech. Your flags are high in the air, ask the cops if they care and get back to me, ask me once more and I'll tell you freedom of speech is a dream, not reality.
*Same warning applies this as the previous poetry I've posted, same with other poetry.*
Gas Mask Fetish Anyone?Here's a pic from my latest set on BrokenDollz!
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Gas Mileage Common Sense TipsWith the cost of gas rising to more than $4 a gallon in many places across the country, more and more of us are searching for magic ways to save at the fuel pump. Unfortunately there's no easy solution. But there are ways to maintain your vehicle's fuel economy, improve your average mileage numbers and shave a dollar or two off each fill-up.
These tips have nothing to do with gizmos or additives. They employ one thing: common driving sense. And they offer insight into age-old debates such as putting your truck's tailgate up or down, the best type of cover for your pick-up and ideal levels for tire pressure.
love reading ads and watching infomercials touting how a magnet on the fuel line, a spinning fan in the intake, a pill in the gas tank or some do-it-yourself bolt-in hydrogen kit is guaranteed to give our vehicles an incredible boost in fuel economy. They must work (at getting some people to bite and buy) or else they couldn’t afford to advertise. It just shows we’re a gulli
Gas MilageWhen it comes to car gas mileage, HUMANS have it all over cars. This proves it: "WALKING AND BEER"
A recent sudy found the average american walks about 900 miles per yeat.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a YEAR.
That means on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
KIND OF MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN DON'T IT??
Now why cant the auto makers do the same for cars???
Gas N OilObama's 2% Lie
Gas prices shot up 18 cents on average nationwide over the past two weeks, according to the latest Lundberg survey.
That puts the average cost of regular gas at $3.69 a gallon. Of course, many of you around the country are already paying over $4.
President Obama, members of his administration, Democrats in Congress, and his allies on the left all make the same case: we can't "drill our way" out of this problem.
They say we use a quarter of the world's oil, but only have 2% of the world's oil reserves. So, do the math. They say it's impossible, but here's how he gets to that mythical 2%.
For simplicity, we'll call it Obama's big oil lie because that's what it is.
They're only counting proven oil reserves.
The truth is that 2% oil reserves figure is whatever the government says it is.
Here’s the official definition from the non-partisan Congressional Research service.
Proven reserves are: "certainty to be recoverable in future years from known reservoirs und
"gasoline""Gasoline"
Last night I saw that beauty queen
Watched her paint her face on
I wanna be that magazine
That she bases life on
I wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
Last night I saw that beauty queen
She's getting high on Revlon
I wanna be that magazine
That she wastes her life on
I wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
Me.
When I saw that beauty queen
watched her paint her face on
I wanna be the one unclean
that she wipes her ass on
wanna waste her monthly blood
wanna get some on my love
wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
Me.
She's got
Gasoline At $4 Coming To A Pump Near You,Gasoline at $4 Coming to a Pump Near You, Unfazed by Rising Tab 23 Apr 2007 Whether it's $50 to fill up your Prius or $130 for the Ford Expedition, $4-a-gallon gasoline is coming to a pump near you. "Prices will depend entirely on whether we have a couple of refineries blow up," [!?!] said Philip K. Verleger, an economist who runs a consulting firm in Newport Beach, California. [LOL, Bush bin Laden and Exxon Mobil are *counting* on it.]
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=afOlUzd30YOo
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GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and
it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was
more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join wi th us! By now you're probably thinking gasoli
GasolineI can barely remember my great uncle Herb. Like so many other loved ones who have passed, I regret not saying the right things to him. I guess if I could go back in time I would like to say to him, "What the f%&k made you think you could light a match to see down in your gas tank anyway?"
Gasoline Tips1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool.
Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried belowground;
and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline.
When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant.
Every truckload that we load is temperature-compensated so that the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations don't have temperature compensation at their pumps.
2. If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to buy gas, do not fill up; most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transf
Gasoline And Marlboro's.Gasoline and Marlboro's.
Turn the key, reverse out the driveway.
Telling myself today will be a good day.
Decide to stop at the store,
Almost out of smokes, gonna need some more.
Three steps in the door, I hear a voice,
That says i'll die if I walk one more.
Screamin at me to get on the floor.
Gun in the car, so I turn for the door.
Four bangs, as I fall the ground.
I heard everything, but it was a silencing sound.
Knew I was gonna die, blood all around.
I wasn't scared, truth is, I barely cared.
Knowing I was going to see my Moms.
See little D, probaly apoligize to Hank G.
Holla at Jesus, and finally be home.
Those where the only thoughts in my dome.
Body getting cold, still I felt like the ruler of Rome.
Best feeling in the world knowing where your going.
The pain subsided, it was peace that was growing.
Out of the wounds, was the only without tears in the room.
Felt like a baby, on the last day in the dark womb.
Lift my head up quick, lean my feet over,
GasolineLast night I saw that beauty queen
Watched her paint her face on
I wanna be that magazine
That she bases life on
I wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
Last night I saw that beauty queen
She’s getting high on Revlon
I wanna be that magazine
That she wastes her life on
I wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
Me.
When I saw that beauty queen
And watched her paint her face on
I wanna be the one unclean
That she wipes her ass on
Wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down
She’s got nothing to say
She’s got bills to pay
She’s got no one to hate
Except for me
She’s got nothing but sham
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Gas Prices??just intrested in knowing since all from differant places what everyone is paying for gas???
rochester minnesota $2.15
*Tif*@ LostCherry
$$$gas Prices$$$ Part IIt is a good thing that it is election time because now our gas prices are lower. I was beging to wonderif I was supposed to put the gas nozzel in my car or if I was supposed to take it up my ________. LOL
Don't get your hopes up too much though. We should be seeing $5.00 and up in the next few years (or sooner). There are not to many new resources left to tap (whether or not we dig for oil in some wild life refuge somewhere).
Everyday the rest of the world becomes just a little more industrialized. Just think about China, then India; both of these countries are round about half of the world's population. Of course you have to add in the rest of the Asias population and then the rest of the world comming of age.
$$$gas Prices$$$ Part IiDid you know that a while back, in the ninties, there were tax incentives put in place by the Clinton Administration to encourage the oil and automotive industries to seek out alternative sources of fuel? These incentives were deemed unnecessary and were done away with by the current Bush Administration. You know Georgie Porgie doesn't have to worry about the price of gas, that is a concern best left for us common folk to fret over.
I remeber when gas had dipped to $0.69 a gallon in this area eight years ago. Those were some good times, care free driving. Lately I have seen it get as high as $2.99. Do the math, that is over a 400% increase. That means a whole lot more than expensive gas folks.
To put it in better perspective every day people are not the only consumers of gas and other petroleum products. Many businesses depend on gasoline in one way or another. All of sudden it cost more to transport you favorite goods (groceries, clothes, electronics) across he country
Gas PricesGas Prices
I went into the 7-11 gas station today
and asked for five dollars worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
Gas Prices Around Herejust interested to know since I do lots of Traveling and all Y'all are from different areas of the world.
What are you paying for Unleaded Regular gas in your Neck of the woods ??? (Use Gallons or Litres which ever applies.)
Springfield, Mo. and surrounding areas - to as high as US$ $ 2.63 per Gallon
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Gas PricesYes - one of our least favorite subjects again - Gas Prices - but not the usual bitching, complaining, moaning, griping, whining about prices. But rather wondering about the decisions people make.
At a fairly busy intersection on my way to work, there are 3 gas stations. This morning the Marathon station had Unleaded Regular for $ 2.619, the BP station had it for $ 2.649 and the 7-11 had it for $ 2.699. Guess which station had the most cars getting gas at the time I happened to drive by... The damn 7-11 station with their Venezuelan CITGO gasoline. If I had gas 8 cents a gallon cheaper across the street, I would go there -- and in this case even more so in order to avoid buying gasoline from that bastard CHAVEZ.
With all the people complaining about gas prices recently, you would think that they would cross the intersection to save 8 cents per gallon.
Just an observation - what do y'all think?
Also - something else annoying: that 9/10 of a cent on the end of the price (the
Gas PricesGAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join wi th us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline
priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.79 for regula
Gas Prices-helpNO GAS...On May 15th 2007 don’t pump gas on May 15th... In April 1997, there was a 'gas out' conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil company’s pockets for
just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
If you agree (which I can’t see why you wouldn’t) resend this to your contact list.
With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th'
Gas PricesNO GAS ...On May 15th 2007Don't pump gas on may 15th...in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protestof gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station inprotest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in mostplaces. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internetnetwork, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take$2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companyspockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May15th and >lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry forat least one day. If you agree forward this to all your contact list. With it saying,''Don't pump gas on May 15th"
Gas Prices Going Up.. Up!!ARE YOU TIRED OF HIGH GAS PRICES? Soon to hit $4.00 a gallon!!
It’s time for us consumers to ACT! No one else will!
Not only are we paying artificially inflated prices at the pump, we’re already feeling the effects of higher prices on goods such as groceries, pizza delivery, virtually everything because it’s delivered to places using GAS or DIESEL!
This is JUST THE BEGINNING! The CONSUMER…. US!! Will pay higher prices on everything, not just gas!
We haven’t yet seen the inflation that this is eventually is going to cause!
This is a national / WORLD issue!
WE must send a message! No one is on OUR side! WE must do it! WE have the power to make or break a company.
I propose we start with a company boycott of CHEVRON. They boast of HUGE profits (as all the oil companies do/have recently)
Chevron Reports First Quarter Net Income of $4.7 Billion, Up 18 Percent from First Quarter 2006. Hmmm…. makes you think huh?
THAT sentence was taken off their web page, here
Gas Prices Hope This WorksFW: Don't pump gas on May 15th
..in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices.
Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
Fill up on the 14th or the 16th, just not on May 15th 2007. all myspace members (or anyone at all, spread the word) are asked to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the myspace network, and the
average car takes about 20 to 30 dollars to fill up.
If all myspace members did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would ta ke
$2,200,000,000.00 (that's BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day,
so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldnt) repost this bulletin repost it with
"Don't pump gas on May 15th"
Gas PricesTHIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL
SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May!
It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt"
ourselves by refusing to buy gas.
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoeve
The Gas Prices.Gas is already over $3.00 a gallon here, it'll be scary to see just how high it gets whenever the summer hits and when it is over. The gas companies really need to formulate a better plan than simply trying to make as much money as they can off of everyone like the damn parasites they are about it. On the other hand....Clinton got impeached for wanting a blow job, but not from Hilary....could you really blame him?!? Yet Bush has put many soldiers in Iraq, and for what?!? I mean I know why, but there needs to be a better and just cause for all of this suffering that is being poured out into the countries. The thought of trying to establish a stable government in Iraq is pointless anyway, since they have been unstable since the dawn of mankind. I'm starting to wonder if everything is not just in vain or for some sick and pointless amusement.
Gas Pricesi think we should all boycott an stop buying gas an shit
Gas Prices>NEW GAS WAR - a new idea that WILL work.
>
>This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It
>came from one of his engineer buddies who retired
>from Halliburton. It' s worth your
>consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we
>are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by the end
>of this summer and it might go higher!! Want
>gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some
>intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth
>offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE
>than the 'don't buy gas on a certain day' campaign
>that was going around last April or May! The oil
>companies just laughed at that because they knew
>we wouldn't continue to 'hurt' ourselves by
>refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience
>to us than it was a problem for them. BUT,
>whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a
>plan that can really work. Please read on and join
>with us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline
>priced at about $1.50 is super c
Gas Prices!!!!HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies
just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas.
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem f
Gas PainsI didn't know you guys are paying this much for gasoline, almost $4 per gal. or four liter. Here in Calif we are also paying higher to $ 3.50 per gal. My line of work is in petroleum pipeline for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every litter.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense is the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening, your 1-litter is not exactly 1-litter. In petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the
gasoline, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products play an important role.
Here in Kinder Morgan pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we delivered about 4 million gallons in 24-hours period thru the pipe line, one day it's diesel the next da
Gas Price SolutionBush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the proble
Gas PricesWhy is Gas Prices so high! This fucked up bull shit! Have to spend almost same amount in gas as i do for a house payment. Somthing not right!!!
Gas Price SolutionBush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problem
Gas Pricesas a people of governed states ,why is the federal government so elusive about how much they tack on in taxes, and why has it only taken 7 short years for the price of gas to jump so high ,when i was 17 in 78 the price was only .58 a gal. i coul put $4 bucks in my car a pack of smokes and a pepsi and only spend $5 bucks that would cost roughly $4 bucks a pack and $1.49 for the pepsi if you only wanted to go about 17 miles it would be about $2.98 = $8.47 now i could run allday on the $4 bucks, gas has went up over $2.48 1978=.58 1999 =41.58 2007=$2.89 did you pay check keep up mine hasent ,elec, natural gas, fuel oil , how will our kids survive with making min wage not even getting 40 hrs a week ? we are heading for a big recession, depreesion.america needs to stand up and just say enough!!!! do it in voting booths get these tax mongers out if you dont vote or are note registered to vote then FUCK YOU dont complain,i will step off my soap box again
Gasping ...grasping...Gasping for air.
My heart grows heavy.
Grasping for a reason to stay afloat.
Why fight the loosing fight?
Give in.
Succumb to fate.
It's inevitable.
The visions grow blurry.
The breathing short and timed.
I'm fading....
Gas Pumping Tips (thanks Dean)TIPS ON PUMPING GAS (Good information)
I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon..
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening.....your gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petr
Gas PricesWhat the hell is up on raising the gas prices everyday? I think that the gov. should bring the troops and there equipment home. I think that is one part why the gas prices is high. There are alot of people who cant aford the gas and soon as the price of gas is too high that alote of people cant go to work cause of the gas prices and alot of poeple will loss there jobs cause the gov wont try to do something about it. I think that all of this stuff going on is BULLSHIT
Gas Prices Vs........The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was...)
Compared with Gasoline......
Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ...... $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... . $33. 60 per gallo n
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the
Gas Prices Around The WorldPRICE OF GAS AROUND THE WORLD
Prices are quoted in US dollars per gallon for regular unleaded.
Oslo , Norway
$6.82
Hong Kong
$6.25
Brussels, Belgium
$6.16
London, UK
$5.96
Rome, Italy
$5.80
Tokyo, Japan
$5.25
Sao Paulo, Brazil
$4.42
New Delhi, India
$3.71
Sidney, Australia
$3.42
Johannesburg, South Africa
$3.39
Mexico City
$2.22
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Buenos Aires, Argentina
$2.09
... YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ...
Riyadh , Saudi Arabia
$0.91
Kuwait
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$0.78
Caracas, Venezuela
$0.12
NOW, DOESN'T THAT JUST FROST YOUR PATOOTIE?!
The Gas Problem Solved!!!George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to
cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to
stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11
million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops
home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo
and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he
wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military....
Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be
registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...
This option will
probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in
Iraq and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves.. ....
Gas Prices And Fake EnvironmentalistsWhy is GAS so expensive, cause congress sends it on a World Cruise !!!
How long will Fake environmentalist risk a game of
supertanker-russian roulette, with oceanic aquatic life -with this fake environmental objection to drilling in ANWR, offshore Florida and California ?
OIL IMPORTS-
I wonder what the Carbon footprint
of an oil company in America buying Sudi Arabian Oil is,
"If you really care about such nonsence"
after you factor in :
7,168 miles from Mecca to jax, Florida is a fucking world Tour !!!
First youve got to get the oil out of the ground in saudi Arabia,
trucking it Hundreds of miles to the shipping company,
pumping oil into the ships,
traveling acrossed the ocean thousands of miles
pumping it out of the ships
into more trucks traveling hundres more miles
then pumping it into the refineries,
pumping it back onto trucks traveling hundreds of miles,
taking this precious comodity to your ~
Gas stations
How many gallons spill into the Ocean ?
Ho
Gas Prices..ouch!Nation City Price in USD Regular/Gallon
Netherlands Amsterdam $6.48
Norway Oslo $6.27
Italy Milan $5.96
Denmark Copenhagen $5.93
Belgium Brussels $5.91
Sweden Stockholm $5.80
United Kingdom London $5.79
Germany Frankfurt $5.57
France Paris $5.54
Portugal Lisbon $5.35
Hungary Budapest $4.94
Luxembourg $4.82
Croatia Zagreb $4.81
Ireland Dublin $4.78
Switzerland Geneva $4.74
Spain Madrid $4.55
Japan Tokyo $4.24
Czech Republic Prague $4.19
Romania Bucharest $4.09
Andorra $4.08
Estonia Tallinn $3.62
Bulgaria Sofia $3.52
Brazil Brasilia $3.12
Cuba Havana $3.03
Taiwan Taipei $2.84
Lebanon Beirut $2.63
South Africa Johannesburg $2.62
Nicaragua Managua $2.61
Panama Panama City $2.19
Russia Moscow $2.10
Puerto Rico San Juan $1.74
Saudi Arabia Riyadh $0.91
Kuwait Kuwait City $0.78
Egypt Cairo $0.65
Nigeria Lagos $0.38
Venezuela Caracas $0.12
Gas Prices Suck!ok so now we all know the price of gas has risen ever higher over the last few years and everyone feels there is nothing they can do about it, but alas friends there is, the only problem is it will take a vast maority of the american population to pull it off. NO, it can't be done by merely avoiding purchasing it from one company or another. The answer is in simple economics, the law of supply and demand, china and many other third world countries have advanced in technology driving their thirst for oil ever higher, more demand, same supply prices sky rocket. the solution is MORE supply. America has not increased it's production in many years, in fact our production has dropped. It's time to drill, time to pump our own oil! this will not drop prices overnight but it will expedite the end result of dropping them, after all the major oil production countries still pay under a dollar per gallon while we shell out over 4. Here's how YOU drop the price per gallon, go to
http://
Gas PricesWow athe gas prices are really starting to take its toll on the bank account.I dont understand why know body is doing anything about the price for gas,and now on top of it the floods out in the Midwest are starting to inpact everything else and it seems that our Goverment really doesnt care about anyone except for them selves.
I honestly think that we are more at fault for letting these clowns put a ban on drilling in
Alaska and off the coast of our Country.
You mean to tell me that we cant drill and use our own Oil and Screw the people that we get our Oil from.Thank God Bush is on his way out.
Gas Prices In FloridaPrice Station Address City Time
3.86 Sam's Club
13360 Cortez Blvd
Brooksville
Jul 18,9:29 AM 13360 Cortez Blvd Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM
3.89 Hess
18635 Cortez Blvd & W Jefferson
Brooksville
Jul 18,9:29 AM 18635 Cortez Blvd & W Jefferson Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM
3.93 7-Eleven
15310 Cortez Blvd & Wiscon
Brooksville
Jul 18,9:29 AM 15310 Cortez Blvd & Wiscon Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM
3.95 Circle K
13077 Cortez Blvd & Mariner
Brooksville
Jul 18,9:29 AM 13077 Cortez Blvd & Mariner Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM
3.97 BP
101 Ponce de Leon Blvd (US-98) & FL-50
Brooksville
Jul 18,9:29 AM 101 Ponce de Leon Blvd (US-98) & FL-50 Brooksville Jul 18, 9:29 AM
3.97 Citgo
8486 N Carl Rose Hwy & Withalacoochee Tr
Hernando
Jul 17,3:43 PM 8486 N Carl Rose Hwy & Withalacoochee Tr Hernando Jul 17, 3:43 PM
3.98 Cumberland Farms
2805 N Florida Ave & FL-200
Hernando
Jul 17,3:43 PM 2805 N Florida Ave & FL-200 Hernando Jul 17, 3:43 PM
3.98 Sunoco
NoUS41 (By Trash)
Dunne
Gas PricesGOOD MONDAY....I GUESS..
You think a gallon of gas is expensive.?? Here are some interesting prices that I stumbled on over the weekend.
1.DIET SNAPPLE..$1.29(16oz.)......$10.32 per gallon
2.LIPTON ICED TEA..$1.19(16oz.)...$9.52 per gallon
3.GATORADE..$1.59(20oz.).....$10.17 per gallon
4.OCEAN SPRAY..$1.25(16oz.)....$10.00 per gallon
5.BRAKE FLUID...$3.15(12oz.)....$33.60 per gallon
6.VICK'S NYQUIL..$8.35(6oz.)....$178.13 per gallon
7.PEPTO BISMOL...$3.85(4oz.)....$123.20 per gallon
8.WHITEOUT....$1.39(7oz.)....$25.42 per gallon
9.SCOPE....$.99(1.5oz.)......$84.48 per gallon
The REAL kicker is EVIAN WATER..$1.49(9oz.).$21.19 per gallon,and the buyers don't even know the source.
So,the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water,Scope,or Whiteout...Or God forbid,Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.
JUST A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP......!!!!!!
Gas Prices!Finally I get to see the day when our gas prices here in town are below $2.00 a gallon. I just checked the internet and today it's $1.99 and lower depending on the area of town you're in.
I'm so happy now if only we could get the gas leak in our van fixed and could afford to go get gas!
Gas Station AttendantsWhen I was younger I remember going to the gas station with my parents. We pulled up to the pump and the first employee to spot us would rush over to greet them(pften by name) and ask how much gas they wanted.(gas was much cheaper then so it was mostly a "fill up") The guy would start the pump and then wash the windows while we waited on the gas. When he finished the windows he would ask if we needed our fluids checked on the car and if there was a problem he would let us know what would need to be fixed. When the car was full the attendant would look my father or mother in the eye(if only briefly) and tell them their total. He would take the payment graciously and thank them for their business and wish them a good day or week or whatnot. Why is that now...when gas is nearly $3 a gallon and there are a million options for you to choose from about where you would like to buy your gas....there is no decency or respect shown to the customer who works hard to earn their money just to fork
Gas Station EpiphanyStuck here in the land of boredom
Patience cant keep me company
Just a sliver of me is still breathing
The rest if off in space
Im out of carwashes and out of options
In the land of boredom my sanity is up for auction
Get out of my face just get your gas and leave
Do I stutter when I speak whats this up my sleeve
A timecard spelling instant relief
Was that a sausage polish or was that a hotdog large
Excuse me Ma'am are you Polish
I am not in charge
There is a fine line you cross when your in a place like this
When your mind is on brew like the coffee here with a sizzle and a hiss
Would you like to know how this ends for sure
Leaving this kingdom of lame is indeed the only cure
So grab a Little Debbie and say goodbye to Eddy
Another slave to boredomville will surely take your place
Then the sanity will return again and that is how you live my friend
The Gas StationTHE GAS STATION
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through.
Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said.
He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh."
Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right back," Geor
Gas Station HammeringI had been driving for a full hour before I saw the ram shackled huddle of buildings appear like a mirage at the road side. Though I'd travelled this desert road from Reno so many times it still came as a surprise when Froggie Bills gas station appeared like it had been dropped from the heavens. I slowed my car eager to stretch my legs and no doubt share a few words with the eccentric owner.
As I turned in 3 young men eyed me nervously as they got back into their supped up shit box. Then with the customary wheel spinning of youth they tore off as if hoping I'd race.
As the wheel cloud cleared from my windscreen I got out. Froggie Bill as normal was there to greet; as he was with all his customers.
"Hi Bill," I said with a tired smile," more hot shot kids," I added.
"Little punks," he said with an old Gaelic giggle," but they got more than they hoped for today."
I ignored his words. Nothing much made sense when it came to Bill. He'd been out here so long the sun had got t
Gas Station MauryAlright, here's the scoop. I go to the same gas station on my way to work every morning to get a Monster energy drink. So I get there at the gas station, grab my drink and go stand in line waiting to pay. So I'm waiting to pay right, and this lady with her little kid is in line next to me. I notice out of the corner of my eye the little kid's just staring at me. So I very nicely turn to the little kid and smile back. All of a sudden the kid point's his finger at me, look's up at his mom and says, "Mommy, is that my daddy?" She turns beet red, I start busting up laughing so hard it hurts, and all the cashier's start to laugh.
It just reminded me of the Maury show, Mommy which one's my daddy?
lmmfao!
Gas Station Customers... The Strange And Stupid....Ok, so as it states on my page I work for a gas station. Well... There are days I have to wonder where people come from.. and knowing most have intellegance there are the few we get where I just have to wonder about them. Why don't some customers have a sense of humour... and others... just.. who they are.. We get a colorful base of people that come into the store. Day in and day out I get to hear people complain about the rising cost of fuel. That is something that I don't think will ever dissapaite. Our fuel company like others has a discount card. Sometimes a customer will pull the competors card out by mistake. And teasingly, jokingly I first tell them I can't use the card, but I would be glad to toss the other card in the trash for them. (I got this little joke from my manager who happens to be an equal oppertunity customer harrasser ;) ) ok back to the story. Last night I told a customer the same thing in a joking manner and he got really angry. "Well it's none of your b
Gass Moneythanks to the truckdriver that i walked up to too ask for gass money to go pickup my granddaughter that we have ben fighting for 4 several months and finally got to see i thaknk that man so dearly and would love to return his money wen i get paied but he left no namke no return so ty so much mister this is my blogg read it rate it pass it on to everyone in fubar thanks everyone needs to do this sorta thang help people wen u can richard odell
The Gas StationThe Gas Station
>> The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't
>> been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just
>> another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason
>> to celebrate.
>>
>>
>>
>> He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the
>> last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a
>> homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George
>> as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the
>> heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the
>> stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot
>> in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos
>> and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty,
>> "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's
>> fresh."
>>
>>
>>
>> Just at that moment he h
Gas StationI woke up this morning due to the following dream...
I was at a gas station, getting gas. All the lights in store were on but none over the pumps were, It was pitch black, with only the light from in the store for illumination. As I walked to the pump, I fell down. Couldn't figure out why....nothing to trip on, wasn't drunk or stoned....was perfectly sober. But when I tried to get up, I fell down again, still no reason why. Each time I tried to stand I fell over again, and each time I fell over, I fell closer to the street. As I got closer to the curb, I started to feel, in my gut, like I was being pushed, but no feeling of being pushed from the outside. No hands, no weird force, no nothing....just a gut feeling. I could not get my feet under me. I tried to grab the curb to stop myself, but I couldn't get a hold of it. I started to tumble and slide into the street, and oncoming traffic.........
And then I woke up.....perfectly calm and thinking "what the hell..."
Gastritis Sucks... and i have it...
i woke up at noon, and after 40 mins i decided to eat some pizza... but after 30 seconds my stomach started to hurt so much that i couldn't breathe (yes i cried like a baby)
there was no solution, so i had to ask my parents to take me to the hospital
went there, got serum in my arm 500 cm3, medicines, blood test, heart test, preasure test...
the result? gastritis...
:( yeah, you can see how much sucks everything now lol
but yeah i'm still alive :) and no, there is nothing that can make me down for long time
i'm ok right now, but dizzy about all the medicines they gave me directly to my vains...
Gastritis And Mewell, this morning after i woke up, i got the horrible pain again on top of my stomach, getting every second worst...
went to the hospital again, and they gave me serum and meds to my vains like the last saturday :(
i have no luck, and i got an appointment with the specialist of stomach for next wednesday...
my arm hurts too where i got the needle, it's the second time in less than a week that i got that vain hurted
they said i need more tests, because that can be a vesicle problem and that's for surgery :-/
geez... ok, i stop ranting, because it doesn't help me feel better anyways!
i need to distract my mind from the pain i still have (yeah i got the meds, but my stomach still feels sick)
you all have a nice day and happy thanksgiving for me!
Gastric DumpingEver Since I had my colonscopy I can't seem to keep food down...either it comes up and i throw up or it empties out of my stomach too quickly.
Gastroenterologist JokesA gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Gastric Bypass Surguryits not fair. they go and give you all this hope, but then they expect you to do things that if you could do in the first place, you wouldn't take such drastic measures to lose weight in the first place. fuck it! i'll be fat and miserable til i dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*update...12-10-07
so here i am 4 months and 5 clinic visits later to find out i am no longer a candidate for surgery because of the severity of my goddamn mother fucking depression and need to find more intensive therapy.?!?!? WTF??? like i havent tried that for the past 2 years!!! and, im depressed because im soooo fat. im fat because im depressed. back to square fucking 1 !!!
Gastric BypassI had my surgery on 8/4/04, at my pre-op physical which was 2 weeks prior to surgery; I was at my highest weight ever, 455 lbs. At that appointment I was diagnosed with High blood pressure and Post partum depression. Even though it was almost a year after my daughter Lindsey was born. My lowest weight was in November of 2006, when I got down to 234 lbs, but then the holiday's kicked my butt!!! I gained back up to 245 lbs by the day after Christmas… so with my new year's resolution to give me strength, I got busy, and by February, I was back down to 235. But then I unexpectedly became pregnant.
Anyone who thinks that gastric bypass is the easy way out, is completely insane!!!! Not only is it a complete life altering experience, but you go through an entire paradigm shift. First, you change the way you view food, then you see others through a different filter, if you will, then you change the way you see yourself, that is the change that takes the longest. Don't get me wrong, I still
Gastric Bypass SurgeryOk this blog goes to all on here who have made their little comments on me having this surgery..lol They have called it "the easy way out" well let me tell you, i have struggled with being heavy all my life and it took alot of courage to have this surgery, but it is now 6 months after and i feel great, i am now down 100lbs and still losing..lol This is not the "easy way out" its the "last resort"!! Im extremely happy with my decision and may i add i LOOK GREAT..lol I have been asked if my attitude has changed since i have lost the weight..lol HELL NO i am who i am, i didnt have the surgery to please anyone but myself!! im still the smartass, honest, caring, loving person i have always been!!
Gastro Bypass Surgery
I have decided to make a major change in my life, and I am glad my sister, Dontcha is joining me in this adventure. It is going to make major changes in our lives, and we will do it together.
In the last three months we have been going thru all the tests, studies, meetings and Dr. appointments to have the gastric bypass done. We have one more test to do before meeting with the surgeon and scheduling the surgery.
I am very excited about it. Only drawback so far is I have to stop smoking.
I know I havent been online much but now I have a little more Meee time. And I have started visiting my websites a little. Even check my yahoo mail hehehe... Sooo. I will try to keep a post on the sites as well.
Anyone considering this surgery, visit www.obesityhelp.com I am a member there also. My screen name is justmeee0609.
Update, Thanksgiving Day 2009... I have subscribed to a wonderful site called Melting Mama, I wish some of you would check it out. It is full of all kinds of knowle
Gastronomegastronome\GAS-truh-nohm\ noun; 1.A connoisseur of good food and drink.
Gastronomegastronome \ GAS-truh-nohm \noun; 1. A connoisseur of good food and drink.
Gas!!!!!ughhhhCalifornia is a beautiful place, full of beautiful people, and lots of fun in the sun!!!
California is also terribly expensive to live in. We have taxes on everything, water is even expensive..
But, California is raping us with these GAS PRICES!!!! SO far we are paying 3.59 and climbing. At this rate no one is going to be able to drive or eat!!!!
Just thought Id share
Signed,
I now eat top ramen daily LOL!!!!!
Gas Vs Smokingyou know its time to quit smoking when::
a gallon of gas is the same price of a pack of cigarettes
all your friends and family quit smoking and you feel like you didnt get the memo
you realize after two weeks of not smoking, you can smell things u couldnt smell before, like when you let off a silent stinker, you realize it really does have a smell.. lol
you can take the dogs for a walk without having to stop cuz you are out of breathe
Reasons to keep smoking:
a gallon of gas is the same price as a pack of smokes, the smokes will last longer than that gallon.
your going to rockfest and 9 out of 10 people there will be smoking herb or tobacco, so when in rome
your going to rockfest and an ice cold beer always tastes better with a flavorful smoke, plus all ur buddies will be smoking
lastly, you can let off those silent stinkers again and truly say it wasnt you, cuz you cant smell it..
might as well die happy I say,
Gas War!!!!!April 20, 2007 5:52 PM
Lets give this a try - something has to be done and we're only going to get it done together...
GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worth your consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read o
Gas War -- An Idea That Will WorkGAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from
one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth
your consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a
gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to
come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip
Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day"
campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just
laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt"
ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us
than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can
really work. Please read on and join with us! By now you're probably
thinking gasoli
Gas WarPerhaps you’ve all ready seen this but in case you haven’t……
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Please read entirely......then act!
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GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your
consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenienc
Gas Wars------GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worthy of your consideration.
Join the resistance! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by summer and it < /FONT>might possibly go higher! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around earlier! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" oursel ves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us! By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.79
Gas War!!GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It's worthy of your consideration.
Join the resistance!
I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by summer and it might possibly go higher! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around earlier! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to US than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of THIS idea has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read on and join with us!
By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $1.50 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently wel
Gas WarBody: GAS WAR A FIGHTING CHANCE IF U DON'T READ DONT COMPLAIN !!!
Body: Gas war please read!!!
Body: Subject GAS WAR - Thanks Chrissy
Body: GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work
This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one
of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your
consideration.
Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon
by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered
this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day"
campaign that was going around recently! The oil companies just
laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves
by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a
problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really
Gas WarSubject: Dropping Gas Prices
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May!
It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer, and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas.
It
GataIt was strange at the convention...I was there and my other half who calls herself Thagatanegrra...Me...I'm Gata..I am a BLACK cat, however, I just dont use that name...So I was getting alot of, "So you let her use your name?" It's not anbody's name. I get called alot of different nicknames and shit. Its really strange...It depends on where I am of what nickname you here. I love that name though..Gata...I'm so feline..and even people that doesnt know that ask me about it...That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
The GatesIf I make it to the gate, I would drop to my knee's And say thank you. Confused by how i made it. I know i did my best, sometimes I didnt make the right turn. There where times when the left turn was the right one in my eye's. Like they say you live and u learn. Now I know there is and was someone out there that gave a care bout the road i took. Now that I'm here There is something that can't wait...
The Gate Slams. In Anno Mccartney DominiWait!before i wrote this i saw red in: "im looking thru u."
so ive seen a psychotic episode or two
the beatles as demons, paul the antichrist,
the last living beatle!
his year upon us?
its inside the songs, backwards chords and a feint voice.
its inside girl, 3rd verse the backwards bass: an incantation
the screen is blue, but in reality white, what derange is ones ultimate
unintentional skips are edited in brainwashing phrases
carve your number on my wall.
and maybe you will get a call from me.
if i needed someone.
whats the number?
im guessing 9.
triplets.
the gate slams its number as i jump from the screen
the alarum.
the tolling.
Gate KeeperYou yell...Go ahead yell..I want the neighbours to hear... hear my world of living hell.
You strike me...Each mark leaves a tale to tell.
Not one blow that your hands deliver...Not one word you choose to scream...
Will change the person I choose to be...I will escape your gates of hell.
My story I will stand to tell...
In hopes that someone will not have to live the same type of hell...
will not have to be beaten...will not have to listen to anyone yell.
As I speak of my story now...of the hell in which you forced me to live.
I give you back the demons you left deep within...
I give you back a small piece of your hell. And as you hang your head in shame...
You have no one but yourself to blame.
For you were the gatekeeper of my living hell.
Now the gates have been battered down...you're no longer in control.
I now control my own destiny...I have stood within your gates of hell...
But now the tables have turned...And I hand you back your demons.
With e
Gateway To Ascensionhttp://www.myspace.com/earthwhore
This is the Eartwhore myspace page on which you will find the song gateway to ascension, my newest track.
Lyrics will be posted into the "words" blog asap.
Gateway To AscensionBirthright, right to kill,
Will of vengeful slaughter,
Bear mankind so much ill will,
In Her name, eternally.
Hateful feeling,
Murder intent,
Justified ending of life,
Mankind must fall.
So much corruption,
Such desecration,
A violation,
Of She Who Nurtures.
All are mortal,
Though some cling to afterlives,
As though innocence proves a fucking thing.
Now man will fall,
By my hand their hope dies,
Their destruction is my gateway to ascension.
Gates Of HellHolding on to what one would assume to be dear life
Feeling the layers of fog weighing on my every limb
Pushing me through the gate to a scortching heat and blazing fire
Gazing into another beings eyes taunting my every thought with what my future will bring
Gates Vs. Gm...For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could co
Gates Vs. GmGates vs. GM
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
The Gatewell now isn’t it all funny how things work out. Just when you lose hope and regret some of the things you had said. until you have your moments of "wow I just had an epiphany" and things start to work them self’s back in to place. Well not to long ago I had mine and my wife and I had a talk and work on some thing with our self’s. We will be working on what we have. It is great because of all that I am going through in my life. I could use her strength to keep moving and to get better. I need to get better. I am 27 and damn near fighting to regain my health. Also working on what I have with the one I love. But in dew time all will fall back in to place and be right on what was once wronged.
Gates Vs GmGates vs. GM
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........at least twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows b
The GateTHE GATE
Two gates lay before you, each an insight to my mind
You need to discover the path you need to take to unwind
I will not push you either way you need to make a choice
Freewill is bourne within you; listen to your inner voice
There is no bad decision, don’t worry you can’t loose
For the other gate will open for you all you do is choose
In the land of dragons where you have found home
Show me all I long to see in the land you love to roam
The excitement I feel is one of deep anticipation
Show me the sights you have found that give you such elation
I want to see for myself if all your stories are true
Show me to the fabled gate where we two can walk through
I'll gladly hold the gate for you
But you must make your own way through
The path you lead will take you far
I then will watch you from my star
To make sure no harm will come to you
When a mythical country, you walk through
If you are ever lost, or feel any fear
Look to my star you know I’m near
Gater Stole My Thong!!!Okay, so its late and I get a phone call from an ex-boyfreind. He wants to meet up and do some catching up on each other [ahem!] Well, he comes to pick me up and we grabs some beers from the local Handy Way. We go and sit at the dock and shoot the breeze, smoke a little, drink a few, listen to some toons. We decide to do some ridin, so we ride around a little while. Soon we end up at the boat ramp near the local bar.
As we are sitting on the dock, we can hear the gaters croaking and growling becasue it is gater-matin season. We giggle about this and start getting it on too. Well, we get down hot and heavy, and decide its time to get dressed. He quickly gets dressed, but me being a woman and all, it takes me forever to find all my clothes.
I looked around for my panties. My favorite black thong with the laces up the back and leather trim. I looked twice. They were not there.....I asked him if he had them [he would do this.....crazy fool that he is]. I looked
Gateway To Change'Love is the only constant. All else is in a constant state of change. Let us, therefore, LOVE CHANGE.'
Scout Cloud Lee, Ed. D.
GateThink of the gate in larger terms as an opening in a boundary or secured area where one is not normally allowed access.
Is the gate locked or unlocked? Do you have to open it or is it opened for you? Depending on your answers, these questions may reveal some level of tension concerning an opportunity that may exist for you.What is inside the gate: a building, a sacred or taboo place, or a place of tranquillity and safety? You may see yourself going to such a place alone or with a helper for some kind of ritual experience.
If you go through the gate with somebody, it may herald that a relationship in your life is moving on to a different level (for good or bad).
Are you at a loss for opportunities, or do you feel prevented from making progress towards a particular goal? The gate may reflect potential progress, or the hope thereof, depending upon where it leads in your dream.
Gates Calls For Air And Missile Defense Umbrella In GulfGates calls for air and missile defense umbrella in Gulf
WASHINGTON, Dec 7 (AFP) Dec 07, 2007
US Defense Secretary Robert Gates Friday called for an "air and missile defense umbrella" over the Gulf region to deter missile attacks by Iran.
Gates told Al Hurra television -- a US funded Arabic language satellite television network -- that Iran could resume its nuclear weapons program "at a whim or a moment's notice" despite a new intelligence finding that Tehran halted a secret program in 2003.
"So I think it's very important to keep the pressure on and get Tehran to abjure a nuclear weapon in the future, and to bring their enrichment program under control," Gates said, according to a transcript of the interview.
Gates, who is in Bahrain for a regional security conference, said the United States enjoyed strong military relations with most of the Gulf states.
He said they should "cooperate multilaterally in establishing an air and missile defense umbrella over this region
Gates Of HellIt is before the gates of hell that I find myself. It is in this place of fear and pain that I must fight my battles and face my enemies. The smell is engulfing me, the stinch of ignorance and glotting fill the air. The wind blows with the sounds of nothingness and you destroying who I was and trying to hold back who I want to be.
My blood flows with each blow I allow you to make. My adrenaline pumps with each strike and contact I make. Vengefulness lingers in my heart, while love is what makes it beat. My body is hot while my skin is cold to the touch.
It is before the gates of hell I face you. It is before the gates of hell that I will win and come out on top, no matter how hard you push me down. With each blow you make I relive the pain you inflicted on me. I bleed from the wounds you made. My heart aches and my soul cries.
I stand alone, here at the gates of hell. No one to have my back. No one to put you in your place. I stand alone and fight a battle I have been fighting
The Gate Is Closing Behind MeHowdy y'all!
Well I'm going to a Transition Assistance Program class for my retirement from the Navy. Guess what happened once I got there and sat down? It hit me like a ton of bricks... "OMG! I'm actually gonna have to retire!" and the thought of going out that gate for the last time scares the hell out of me. The Navy is all I have known for 18+ years! I definately have marketable skills (I'm a welder by trade) but it's the reality that I have to go out into the real world that makes me wanna scream.
OK... here is my time to network... does anybody out there know of anyone that is hiring welders? Help me out here ok? PLEASE!!!!!
Gates Of HeavenGates of Heaven
I want to quench, this sexual thirst that is inside of me
I want to drink until full, from your untainted reservoir down below
Let me open the tap, that releases the essence of your flowing river
Feel me cradle it with my lips, and relinquish you of your succulent juices
My hands are firmly on your hips, my tongue engaged in opening your folds
Unlocking the gates of your canal, working feverishly for you to flood a parched desert
I can feel your building pressure, your legs are tense and your clitoris... hardening
I am listening for your cries, your cries that your waters run free, cries of ecstasy
I love the feel of your thighs, with a touch, I can make them open wide
And the fact that your hands are holding my head, lets me know that you are about to explode
Scream for me louder, I hear you, as my tongue's storm rocks the man in the boat
I can feel your release, as the gates of heaven open and flood the land...
Mystic Guardian
Copyrig
Gates Vs. GmFor all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo , Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some re
Gates Hints At Vista 'successor'Gates hints at Vista 'successor'
Microsoft's development cycles often stretch beyond initial estimates
Microsoft boss Bill Gates has dropped a hint about the next version of Windows.
He said Windows 7 could be released "sometime in the next year or so" during a Q&A session at a meeting of the Inter-American Development Bank.
After the event a Microsoft spokeswoman said the new version was scheduled for 2010 - three years after the January 2007 release of Vista for consumers.
But industry experts warned that Microsoft's estimates about delivery dates have often proved optimistic.
Long wait
Mr Gates made his comments in response to a question from the audience gathered to hear him talk about corporate philanthropy during IADB's annual meeting.
Said Mr Gates: "That'll be sometime in the next year or so that we'll have a new version."
He added: "I'm super-enthused about what it will do in lots of ways." However, Mr Gates did not detail what changes or no
Gates To Step Down From MicrosoftGates to step down from Microsoft
George Clooney, Bono and Al Gore were in a humourous 'leaving' video
The chairman of Microsoft and one of the world's richest men, Bill Gates, is stepping down from his job running the world's largest software company.
Mr Gates, who made his fortune through developing software for the personal computer, plans to devote his time to charity work.
As a teenager Bill Gates had a vision of a personal computer on every desk in every home.
He says he caught sight of the future and based his career on what he saw.
Great responsibility
The son of a successful lawyer from Seattle, Mr Gates programmed his first computer at the age of 13.
During his two years at Harvard University, he spent much of his time finessing his programming skills as well as enjoying the occasional all-night poker session.
He eventually dropped out of college and moved to Albuquerque, in New Mexico, where he set up Microsoft with his childhood friend,
GateThink of the gate in larger terms as an opening in a boundary or secured area where one is not normally allowed access.
Is the gate locked or unlocked? Do you have to open it or is it opened for you? Depending on your answers, these questions may reveal some level of tension concerning an opportunity that may exist for you.What is inside the gate: a building, a sacred or taboo place, or a place of tranquillity and safety? You may see yourself going to such a place alone or with a helper for some kind of ritual experience.
If you go through the gate with somebody, it may herald that a relationship in your life is moving on to a different level (for good or bad).
Are you at a loss for opportunities, or do you feel prevented from making progress towards a particular goal? The gate may reflect potential progress, or the hope thereof, depending upon where it leads in your dream.
The Gate To Cemetery Aka Lucifugus Aka Misophotoi Aka Gary Aka The Gate ... *fu-bombers* First AuctionI would like to start it november 23 - 30 or once I get a handful of guys and girls to join.
25K entry fee to join the auction.
If you'd like to auction "yourself" up for bids,
just leave me a private message with a link to your photo you want used
and what your offering and I'll get you added.
I want zero drama in this auction!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You may also refuse any bid just comment on your pic and private message me what bid you refused..
If you're not sure how this works...
All you do is come up with whatever you'd like to put up for the bidding.
A list of ideas are listed below.
Then, you and I invite people to check out what you have to offer and they bid using fubucks.
People can also bid money gifts such as blasts, VIPs and HHs if they REALLY want what you have!!
Real money bids trump all Fu$ bids.
*List of Ideas*
Rate all pics
Rate all stash
A personal salute pic to winning bidder
A NSFW salute pic to winning bidder
Access to private folders
Gated CommunitySecurity and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery.
"I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, please," I said, then gave him the address of our condominium.
"We'll be there in about half an hour," the kid at the other end replied. "Your gate code is still 1238, right?"
Gate
Think of the gate in larger terms as an opening in a boundary or secured area where one is not normally allowed access.
Is the gate locked or unlocked? Do you have to open it or is it opened for you? Depending on your answers, these questions may reveal some level of tension concerning an opportunity that may exist for you.What is inside the gate: a building, a sacred or taboo place, or a place of tranquillity and safety? You may see yourself going to such a place alone or with a helper for some kind of ritual experience.
If you go through the gate with somebody, it may herald that a relationship in your life is moving on to a different level (for good or bad).
Are you at a loss for opportunities, or do you feel prevented from making progress towards a particular goal? The gate may reflect potential progress, or the hope thereof, depending upon where it leads in your dream.
The 7 Gates Wealth... People tend to say that they have worked hard to achieve what they have. In actuality what a person has is actually luck. Two people can make the same amount of money, pay the same amount for a house note and one can put extra money away and the other cannot save a penny. (Due to "unexpected situations", home repairs, traffic tickets, car repairs, etc.) Some people have worked all their life and have nothing. Then there are college graduates who don't have jobs and high school drop outs that are millionaires. So accumulation of wealth really has nothing to do with man in the truest sense. Wealth and poverty are circumstances that provide tests. It is not as important as to wether a person has a lot of money or a little, but how he or she conducts themselves as a person. All things have some root of spirituality. It is a blessing to have money. As you read these lines may you have my blessings of good luck and wealth. May it come miraculously and flourish swiftly. May it com
Gate BoardingAt the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.
GateGate
Think of the gate in larger terms as an opening in a boundary or secured area where one is not normally allowed access.
Is the gate locked or unlocked? Do you have to open it or is it opened for you? Depending on your answers, these questions may reveal some level of tension concerning an opportunity that may exist for you.What is inside the gate: a building, a sacred or taboo place, or a place of tranquillity and safety? You may see yourself going to such a place alone or with a helper for some kind of ritual experience.
If you go through the gate with somebody, it may herald that a relationship in your life is moving on to a different level (for good or bad).
Are you at a loss for opportunities, or do you feel prevented from making progress towards a particular goal? The gate may reflect potential progress, or the hope thereof, depending upon where it leads in your dream.
The GateBORN IN SIN AND IMPERFECTION
THE EARTH IS HUMANITYS WOMB
WITH STONE HEART OF CORRUPTION
BECOMING IN DEATH OUR TOMB
BEHIND THE VEIL LIVES THE WORD
AWAITING JUDGMENT HUMANITY PRAYS
HOLY IS THE SPIRIT THAT GOES UNHEARD
HASTENING APOCALIPTIC DAYS
CATHOLICISM IS THE ANCIENT ONE
THE HEAD OF THE RELIGOUS SNAKE
THE LYING PROPHET ITS TAIL UNDONE
WHEN MUHHAMEDS TEACHINGS ARE PROVEN FAKE
IN ONE DAY THEY ARE CUT OFF IN DEFEAT
RELIGOUS POWERS THAT CREATE MURDEROUS HATE
TRUTH WILL NOT COVER THEIR DECIET
AT THE OPENING OF HELLS GATE
TEET
Gate.I'm scared again.Scared of rattling plastic and the magic promises of serenity within.Sweet sleep. Complacent work. Average thought.Level.Managed.Recovering.They don't tell you about coming down.Coming off.The girthy pudge that clings to your hipsor the flacid response to healthy flesh, and genuine smiles.No slickshit rep will pour you another drinkon an oak, dark stained tableand tell you about kidney stones and pissing bloodor the constant, sick and anxious.The man in white won't tell you the truth.The pain.The schism of real and you.The were, and the am.But he will have a strokeand break his neckon a very expensiveand very dark stained table.Not six months from your eighteenth birthdaywhen you tell him very flatlythat this isn't workinghasn't been workingand it sure as shit isn't worth all the blood, vomit and nightmares.Shake his dry, manicured hand.Thank him for his hard work.And wonder what his kids are up to.Always wonderwhat's banging on the gate,and what was the worst another
The Gates Have Opened ~~Our Destiny~~
Maybe just baby steps at first. Nothing too big expected. Best thing is you don't have to OD to enter. Don't over dress or over dose. Its not nsfw as some of you might like to expect. Given the chances every place gets, this can be great!! You work with me and I will work with you.
Smile, come on it increases your self worth. The gates are open... First ten or so, I'll buy the first round. If you wonder where I am, its probably in there. Everything that shall one day be is Our Destiny. We have four members and I know it can climb radically. Like I said before, baby steps at first.
I'll write more later. I'll be hoping that maybe just a slow trickle will change to a flood later. Awe... you know what I mean. CYA!!
Gate To Hell‘Gate to Hell’ found: Scientists recently found a cave known as the “gate to hell” in ancient Greco-Roman mythology. At least three other places in the world are known by similar names—the burning gaseous pit in Turkemenistan, the 2010 Guatemala sinkhole of historic proportions, and a historically treacherous pass between Nepal and Tibet.
The "Gates of Hell" in the desert of Turkmenistan, shown in a screenshot of a YouTube video, is a giant pit of toxic gas opened during Soviet drilling in 1971. (Screenshot via The Epoch Times)
‘Gates of Hell’ Burning in the Desert of Turkmenistan
A crater in the desert not far from the village of Derweze (also known as Darvaza), Turkmenistan, spews toxic gases and has been burning for decades, earning it the name “Gates of Hell.”
In 1971, when the region was under the reign of the former Soviet Union, a Soviet drilling rig hit an underground cavern, which collapsed into a pit about half
Gates Of HellI destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children,& that's just the start.I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.If you need me, remember I'm easily found,I live all around you - in schools and in town.I live with the rich; I live with the poor,I live down the street, and maybe next door.I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,I can be made under the kitchen sink.In your child's closet, and even in the woods,If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.I have many names, but there's one you know best,I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.My power is awesome; try me you'll see,But if you do, you may never break free.Just try me once and I might let you go,But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,You do what you have to -- just to get high.The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charmsWill be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms,your lungs your
The GatheringOriginally Posted by CHRISK
THE GATHERING
We gathered together with the bounty of the Lord's blessing
Sitting round a table with turkey and dressing
A thought did occur to me
The greatest gift is our family
To be sitting at a table of plenty.
I'm reminded of those without any
I know realize, I know this to be true
The times of our lives our seldom and few
So we forgive all our feuds from the past
We grow older and know, our days go to fast
We think of our loved ones far away, wishing they were home for the holiday
Perhaps,we ourselves wish we were with our family and friends
To be longing for home , the loneliness descends
I now know, no matter how far I should roam
My heart will forever be longing for home
chris
A Gathering ChantThe night is upon us
The sky is clear
We call upon the Goddess
and She is near
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Remembering an earlier time
The year moves in a sacred wheel
As the Goddess teaches us to heal
We heal ourselves and each other
We heal the Earth
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Remembering an earlier time
Our spirits know the way
To celebrate each day
We heal ourselves and each other
We heal the Earth
Re-birthing a saner time
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Remembering an earlier time
The Gatheringrunning through the forest
catching the scent on the air
seeing the trails pass by
sweat glistening on my coat
running an snarling at the air
seeing another one up ahead
catching up an running together
finally entering a clearing
seeing the pack gathered
been years since our last
the old one howls at the moon
the pack turns on him
tearing him apart
looking down the hill
the oldest of us looks at the village
casually walking down
not in a hurry
we enter the village
five to each house
the youngest crash through the windows
the food run out to us
the carnage starts
we leave none alive
walking away from our destruction
we spit up once again
ten years til next gathering
our on lust drives us on
A Gathering ChantA Gathering Chant
The night is upon us
The sky is clear
We call upon the Goddess
and She is near
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Re-membering an earlier time
The year moves in a sacred wheel
As the Goddess teaches us to heal
We heal ourselves and each other
We heal the Earth
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Re-membering an earlier time
Our spirits know the way
To celebrate each day
We heal ourselves and each other
We heal the Earth
Re-birthing a saner time
Children of the Goddess gather
Weaving webs of magick
Dancing circles through time
Chanting to the quarters
Re-membering an earlier time
GatheringI work in a science museum called Thinktank, which is housed in a larger soulless edifice know as Millennium Point (remember the Millennium? ‘Aaarggh, we’re all gonna die! We’re all gonna… oh it’s ok!’). Across for us is the Technology Innovation Centre or the TIC (so named because it drains the life from it’s students. Sorry, I’m just bitter. It’s the Engineering faculty of the University of Central England, who were foolish enough to give me an English degree. No books in our library because all the money was being spent on building this shitstack). Because of the presence of students, it was decided that a bar would be a good idea, students apparently being fond of a drink. So a bar was put in. A bar that closes at 7 o’clock. Great idea. So every evening, about 7 o’clock, there is a little group that congregates in the I-Bar (it’s next to our Imax theatre). What do they do? The bar’s shut, there are no films showing, so what’s going on. I had a peek the other day. They’re playing Y
Gathering Of The BeastsPrologue:
A Gathering of Beasts
Bela Lugosi's dead, and so am I. But what's left of Bela is rotting in a pine coffin somewhere, while I have the opportunity to sit here on the balcony, enjoy my drink and look at you. Correct me if I'm being presumptuous, but I suspect that I have the better end of the deal.
I can tell by looking at you that you're not comprehending. Of course you're not these are cynical, rational times, and you're not going to believe that I'm a dead man just because I say so. A century ago it would have been different well, it was quite different the last time I had this little talk with someone but this is the age of facts. And the facts are that corpses don't move, don't walk, don't talk. I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but I have a surprise for you: This corpse does.
So sit down. Please, I insist that you make yourself comfortable. Pour yourself something to drink, preferably from the bottle on the left the stuff on the right is an acquired taste. It's goin
Gather At The RiverA minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I Had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour
it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river." Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Gathering 2007 ProblemsLos and Lettes, Ninjas and Ninjettes come on now we need help!
WTF??????Since when does ICP=Satanism???????Come on folks we need to have intelligent representation stand up and speak for all of us Juggalos/Juggalettes. I am personally tired of all the BS being spewed about the Dark Carnival by ignorant hillbillies. I could handle being called a white trash Meth head but being called a satanist is a bit too much for even me to handle. I guess these idiots have never heard the 17th track on The Wraith Shangri La. I personally am going to contact the politicians in Illinois and I urge all to do the same. Join me in standing up for our fam!
--Wanda Griffin aka: TwIzTiD SoUl--
To add to my wifes account above when you read the last part of this report it sounds like the ones that have a major problem is the "country boys" that are already wanting to make threats to ppl they do not know.
If they knew what it takes to be a true Juggalo or Juggalette they would know that we are all a
Gathering Of EaglesShot at 2007-08-06
1. Gathering of Eagles is non-partisan. While each member has his or her own political beliefs, our common love and respect for America and her heroes is what brings us together.
2. We are a non-violent, non-confrontational group. We look to defend, not attack. Our focus is guarding our memorials and their grounds.
3. We believe that the war memorials are sacred ground; as such, we will not allow them to be desecrated, used as props for political statements, or treated with anything less than the solemn and heartfelt respect they–and the heroes they honor–deserve.
4. We are wholly and forever committed to our brothers and sisters in uniform. As veterans, we understand their incredible and noble sacrifices, made of their own accord for a nation they love more than life itself. As family members, we stand by them, and as Americans, we thank God for them.
5. We believe in and would give our lives for the precious freedoms found in our Constitution. We believe th
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The GatheringTHE GATHERING
We gathered together with the bounty of the Lord's blessing
Sitting round a table with turkey and dressing
A thought did occur to me
The greatest gift is our family
To be sitting at a table of plenty.
I'm reminded of those without any
I now realize, I know this to be true
The times of our lives our seldom and few
So we forgive all our feuds from the past
We grow older and know, our days go to fast
We think of our loved ones far away,
wishing they were home for the holiday
Perhaps,we ourselves wish we were with our family and friends
To be longing for home , the loneliness descends
I now know, no matter how far I should roam
My heart will forever be longing for home
chris
Gather Yourselfgather yourself my love
glistening eyes raise to the heavens as you watch the pieces fall
I have lost my hope
I have lost my faith
gather yourself my love
the storm is coming
dark clouds with silver linings fill the sky above
hold tight to your belief
gather yourself my love
I am afraid of this woman’s work
the mundane crashes waves against the supernatural
as both worlds collide
gather yourself my love
learn to live outside your sins
learn to follow your heart
learn to move on
A Gathering Of HeartsLike deep black soot that covers all,
Enveloping each crevice that it touches
With a smothering adhesive grip,
Your gaze sweeps over me.
My jovial mood screeches to a halt.
The laughter and merriment
Snuffed out so abruptly
I can’t find my breath.
I shiver slightly in the sweltering heat,
Painfully aware of the large hand that skims my thigh,
Claiming territory from long ago.
You knew it was wrong, misused by men just like you.
Scenes from my youth
Play against my closed eyelids like a nicotine rush.
I choke on them, as I did on you.
With age, height, threats, you convinced a child
Never tell, never feel, internalize everything.
I’m old enough to stand up.
With a cool gaze I dismiss myself,
Go back to the gathering
Where like you, no one sees my soot-stained heart.
Gather The Small OpportunitiesGather the small opportunities
Quick success is nice when it comes. However, slow and steady success is even better, because it is repeatable, robust and sustainable.
Overnight success almost never happens. And in the rare event when it does happen, there's a dreadful fear that it will disappear as quickly as it appeared.
Slow success is confident, lasting success. Success earned over time is success that you can genuinely enjoy, appreciate and continue to build upon.
Instant success depends upon being at exactly the right place at precisely the right time. Slow success, on the other hand, makes a small yet significant opportunity out of each moment and every situation.
Instead of wishing for immediate results, work patiently for the more realistic, reliable and valuable results that can only come with time and commitment. Steadily spread your success over time, and it will always be yours.
Every minute of every day there is a way to be slowly and steadily successful. Ga
Gather The Small OpportunitiesThursday, July 10, 2008
Gather the small opportunities
Quick success is nice when it comes. However, slow and steady success is even better, because it is repeatable, robust and sustainable.
Overnight success almost never happens. And in the rare event when it does happen, there's a dreadful fear that it will disappear as quickly as it appeared.
Slow success is confident, lasting success. Success earned over time is success that you can genuinely enjoy, appreciate and continue to build upon.
Instant success depends upon being at exactly the right place at precisely the right time. Slow success, on the other hand, makes a small yet significant opportunity out of each moment and every situation.
Instead of wishing for immediate results, work patiently for the more realistic, reliable and valuable results that can only come with time and commitment. Steadily spread your success over time, and it will always be yours.
Every minute of every day there is a way to be slow
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Gathering RulesRules for the 2008 Gathering of the Juggalos.
Parking Lot
The outdoor Parking Lot is free for all Gathering attendees. It is located inside Hatchet Landings. There is plenty of room for everyone, and attendants are there to make sure everyone and everything is safe. You must have a Gathering amulet AND wristband to use or enter the Parking Lot; those without an amulet and wristband will be escorted off the premises. If you do not have a Car, RV, or Baller pass stuck to your car, expect to park in the Parking Lot. If you decide you want to move your car by your tent, then you can purchase a Car / Trailer / RV Camping Pass at the Info Tent. NO FIRES OR TENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE PARKING LOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. It is heavily guarded 24 hours a day, and a locked car is a much safer place to store your goods than a tent.
Health and safety regulations forbid any sort of camping, partying, or excessive lingering or loitering in the Parking Lot. When you’re in the Parking Lot, you nee
Gathering ScheduleThe 2008 Gathering of the Juggalos will take place from August 7th to August 10th. There's going to be a shitload of concerts, atuograph signings, artist seminars, contest, and much more! Check back for specific details as they unfold.
Gather Around YouGather around you
the night like a silken veil
bedecked with diamonds.
Seek solace in solitude
beneath sweet Diane's soft face.
5-29-03
Gathering Of The Juggalos 2008We are throwing a huge week long campsite party at this years Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-in Rock, Illinois on August 7 thru 11 2008
Metros Most will be performing!!!
***** GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2008 *****
Come Party With Us All Week Long!!!
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Gather Or Scatter?????It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.
Gathering 2009!ATTENTION JUGGALO'S AND JUGGALETTE'S ANYONE GOIN TO THE GATHERING THIS YEAR LET ME KNOW... SO I AN TRY AND FIND AS MANY OF U AS POSSIBLE WHEN I AINT BUSY LOL.... BUT LEAVE A COMMENT TO LET ME KNOW WHO IS GOIN!
MMFWKL
NAUGHTY LETTE
AKA KRISTINA
The Gathering Is Gonna Blow You AwayHoly Shit! J's got alot to say, so lets get right to it:What up everybody, it’s your big homie, Violent J checkin’ in, if you got the time. I got some more bomb ass news about the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos taking place in Cave In Rock, Illinois, August 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th. 2009. The shit is going to be crazy--worth any road trip you and your homies gotta make to get there. We’re driving up from Detroit which takes about 10 hours, and I know mad amounts of ninjas are coming in from way, way farther than that. Alls I can say is we’re doing everything we can to make sure this shit is well worth the trip where ever you’re coming in from! Even if your walking from Uganda.One major thing separates our festival from Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Rock the Bells, Woodstock, and all the other festivals the world over… and that is the Juggalos byatch! Ours is the only festival that gots each other! That’s the real magic! That’s the love po
GatheringWelcome all you Juggalos,
to a place of mystic shows.
With your help our status grows,
it's the path you have chose.
Grab your kicks and grab your hoes,
where this ends no one knows.
Props to 'lettes and props to 'los,
THE GATHERING WILL NEVER CLOSE!
Gatheringto go to the gathering i need 1200 .... its either the gathering or back to texas
Gatheringall juggalos and juggalettes come to juggalo heaven invite your friends for the fubar gathering http://www.fubar.com/lounge/ghostieslair
[gather More Souls]Okay...so almost all time between this post and that last post were consumed by Demon's souls, a little bit of sleep, and a little bit of eating.
Man this game is hard.
Man this game is pretty.
Man the minimalist approach to the setting and story telling is GENIUS!
.... but my eyes hurt, and I just played an extra 10 or so hours on a game that pretty much stabbed me in the ear.
I beat it... turned right around on 40% harder mode... and played nonstop for that long.
I...
I keep thinking that if I press x I can read through webpages faster- or I can press o to do a dodge/roll.
Yeah... that's a lot of game.
Alright
so...
...
don't get this game?
Hyperaddictive. Requires 8 hours of your attention at a time, and WILL kill you.
Repeatedly, in new, cheap, creative, magnificent, frustrating, explodey blood ways.
But you do need a PS3 for this one, and a ton of skills and patience will help-
my recommendations?
Roll a royalty class female.
Sure th
Gatineau 4; Baie-comeau 5, Blainville-boisbriand 4 (so); Saint John 4, Chicoutimi 3 (so); Rimouski 4, Shawinigan 0 And Drummondville 5, Rouyn-norandaA nose. Peyton Manning Womens Jersey . Thats all that separated Real Quiet from racing immortality. He was beaten by the smallest of margins in the 1998 Belmont Stakes, the longest and toughest leg of thoroughbred racings Triple Crown. Affirmed was the last to sweep the Kentucky Derby, Preakness and Belmont, 34 years ago. Since then, 11 horses have won the first two only to come up short in the Belmont, felled by a safety pin picked up in a stall, a stumble out of the gate or a jockeys judgment. Now its Ill Have Anothers turn to try to become the 12th Triple Crown winner. The chestnut colt chased down pacesetter Bodemeister in the final 100 yards to win the Kentucky Derby on May 5. Two weeks later, he surged past Bodemeister a few yards from the finish line in the Preakness to win by a neck. Bodemeister wont be back to challenge Ill Have Another in the Belmont. But 10 other rivals are likely, including Derby also-rans Dullahan, Optimizer and Union Rags. The others are horses that skipp
The Gatlin Bros. All The Gold In CaliforniaAll the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills
In somebody else's name, so if you're dreaming about California
It don't matter at all where you've played before
California's a brand new game
Tryin' to be a hero, winding up a zero
Can scar a man forever right down to your soul
Living in the spotlight can kill a man outright
'Cause everything that glitters is not gold.
All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills
In somebody else's name, so if you're dreaming about California
It don't matter at all where you've played before
California's a brand new game
All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly Hills
In somebody else's name, so if you're dreaming about California
It don't matter at all where you've played before
California's a brand new game
Brand new game
A brand new game
23' Gator Found In TxSpotted Swimming in a lake near a residential area
with a full grown dear in it's mouth.
Gator In The BarGator In The Bar
A Cajun walks into a bar with
A pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his
Mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth
And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
Spectacle,
Each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
Dropped his trousers,
And placed his Willy and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
The man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
Alligator hard on the top of
its head.
The gator opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
And the first of his free
Drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
Gator NationalsIjust got the tickets to the NHRA Gatonationals in Gansville this Saturday. YAY!! I am so happy. Its gonna be a blast. And YES I will take lots of pics so I can share them. :-D I just hope I can get some good ones.
The GatorsThis momma gator has decided she likes my yard as her home
Can you spot her
If I move closer... Can you see her now
She is about 9 feet long. can you see the 5 babies with her
Cat's not afraid. She likes to throw sticks
Cat wins, but the momma will be back soon
The Gator Pimp Train!!hey alll i just wanted to tell you all that i love being on the gator pimp train!!!!!!!!! love you alll!
Gato Barbieri -- EuropaTHIS VERSION IS MY FAVORITE. GEORGE AND I SAW GATO IN CONCERT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT WHICH WAS AT TULANE UNIVERSITY HERE IN NEW ORLEANS.
Ga~topaz (kitty) On Death Row! He's Still A Kitten! SaveHis name is Topaz and he is on death row at Carroll County Animal Shelter. He is good natured and a sweetheart!!! Six months old!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!! He is almost out of time. Call 770-834-8150 ext. 10 and ask about TOPAZ. He needs a chance at life!!!!!!! And please repost!
Gator Wrestling...A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool. Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts, choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Fina
Gator-aid Please. . .What's amazing about this story is that there is no mention of the concern for safety of PEOPLE - kids walking on the beach, etc. The P.E.T.A. crowd comes out loud and proud of course. What the hell???
Alligator Found In Pillowcase on NY Beach
Gator Abandoned With Note on Case
POSTED: 7:02 am EDT July 30, 2007
BABYLON, N.Y. -- Finding a pillowcase on the beach is one thing, but what if it's moving?
An off-duty humane society officer knew just what to do. He called in a response team, which rescued a more than two-foot long alligator that had been abandoned on a Long Island, N.Y., beach.
Officials at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said someone had written "Live Gator -- Please find him a home" on the pillowcase.
The Suffolk County group is asking for donations to help them care for the alligator until it can be taken to a sanctuary. They are also seeking to find the person who dumped it.
Gator614He lied, he mislead me , he cheated me and my little girl... do not add him,,, trust me ladies...he is bad ews,,and no this is not from a scorned or ahteful reation...just the facts... he played me against myBFF... he tried ud both... if he's on ur list DELETE him or ur on ur own!
Good luck
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Gator RaidGATOR RAID
Florida wins BCS Championship over Oklahoma, 24-14
Photos:
By Associated Press
MIAMI (AP) — The game defied expectations. Tim Tebow fulfilled them.
He rescued No. 1 Florida, running through and throwing over No. 2 Oklahoma for a 24-14 victory Thursday night that gave the Gators their second BCS championship in three years.
It was hardly a high-wattage matchup of Heisman winners — more a sloppy, choppy affair that the rough-and-tumble Tebow took over at the end.
The style won't satisfy fans of Utah, Southern California and Texas, who all want to claim the top spot.
No matter to the Gators. They finished far ahead of the Utes in the final Associated Press poll Friday, receiving 48 of 65 first-place votes.
"I'll tell you, we're going to enjoy a big win, we're going to enjoy the national championship," coach Urban Meyer said. "Let someone else worry about that. Gators are No. 1."
The Associated Press will release its final poll
Gators Top Arkansas, Advance To Play AuburnGators top Arkansas, advance to play Auburn
By Associated Press
TAMPA - Walter Hodge scored 16 points, Dan Werner added 15 points and 13 rebounds, and Florida beat Arkansas 73-58 on Thursday night in the first round of the Southeastern Conference tournament.
Nick Calathes finished with 11 points, seven assists and six rebounds for the Gators, who defeated Arkansas for the fifth time in the last six meetings — and like many teams in the league — improved their chances of making the NCAA tournament.
Kentucky, Mississippi State, Alabama and the Gators advanced to the second round, all probably needing at least another victory to get consideration from the NCAA selection committee.
Florida will now face Auburn in a game many believe will amount to a play-in game for the NCAA tournament.
The Gators (23-9) might need to play better than they did against the Razorbacks (14-16) to upset the Tigers.
Gator Gathering With Urban MeyerGator Gathering with Urban Meyer
Date: April 25, 2009
Time: 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM
Location: Cheyenne Saloon & Opera House, 128 W.Church St, Downtown Orlando
Description: Gators, don't miss this year's Central Florida Gator Gathering with football heach coach Urban Meyer! Doors open at 11 a.m. Coach Meyer speaks at noon, and BBQ will be served at 1 p.m.
Activities include: Autograph Session with Coach Meyer*, pictures with Albert and Alberta, casino games for Gator Memorabilia, a Gator Bounce House, inflatable games, LIVE Gators from Gatorland, face painting, raffle, silent auction, Gator vendors, and lots of Gator Fun!
REGISTER NOW at www.centralfloridagatorclub.com!
UF Alumni Association Members: $20
Non-members: $30
Children (under 12 years): $10
Exclusive Reserved Seating Tickets -This year, reserve exclusive seating with excellent viewing of the Coach's presentation! Your seats will be reserved around the main stage and throughout the balconies of Cheyenne Saloon with excell
Gatorade WinI am a frequent peruser of the shelves at Big Lots, because I really hate paying full price for things if I don't have to. Yesterday's find was this 20oz. container of grape Gatorade G2 powder mix.
I normally would buy a 32oz bottle, of this before every bike ride for an average cost of $1.50 each. This canister was $5.00, and will fill my 24oz. squeeze bottle 32 motherfucking times. I'm not doing the conversion, but I'm saving a metric fuckton of pennies here.
This concludes the first installment of my new Cheap-Ass Bastard Chronicles blog.
Gatorade Is My BitchI am a frequent peruser of the shelves at Big Lots, because I really hate paying full price for things if I don't have to. Yesterday's find was this 20oz. container of grape Gatorade G2 powder mix.
I normally would buy a 32oz bottle, of this before every bike ride for an average cost of $1.50 each. This canister was $5.00, and will fill my 24oz. squeeze bottle 32 motherfucking times. I'm not doing the conversion, but I'm saving a metric fuckton of pennies here.
This concludes the first installment of my new Cheap-Ass Bastard Chronicles blog.
Gatway Battery'sHeads Up everyone with a Gatway Laptop watch out there new battery's have been blowing up....yep that is what happen to mine last night that is why I havening issue with my computer and with sam's. So I'm not sure when I can get back on a computer again. To find out if your battery is a bad one go to gatway's home page and on the page there is a link....well you all I have to get going hope to be back soon as a can. Love you all and take care :)
3g: Auctioning Herself Off.Alright. I'm going to be auctioning myself off to the highest bidder. I entered a contest to be auctioned off, despite the fact I can't STAND contests after what happened in the last one, lol...
FYI: I will *NOT* degrade myself for you... so fuck off if you think I'm going to whxre myself out. You know I'm classy with a big ass dash of sassy. I still rule at burping contests.
This is the auction I entered:
Zee auction bully/bulletin
********Be on the lookout for more bulletins to come, sugar cubes.***********
Gaugesi got to do my gauge suround the day before yesterday. not to sound cocky or anything but damn it turned out awsome. i masked off the sides of it and painted the part that gives the suages their shape stainless steal. it gives it that classic yet modern racer look. i nearly broke my arm patting myself on my back for such a good job. again i wish i had a working cam that wasn't junk so i can show it off. now i need to get the white face gauge paper and put that in to really set it off.
GaugingSo we tried to gauge my ears...we got one in... so one of my ears is up to 7/16... but this video shows us trying to get the other in...and it was unsucessful... it's terribly fucked up... sadface.
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GauntletGame Name: Gauntlet
Category: Card
Buzz Level: High
Our Rating: 4.43 out of 5 stars (14 votes)
Directions: Get a deck of cards and two people. The dealer sets a certain number of cards on the table next to each other (the number of cards depends on how drunk you wanna get 4 = easy, 10 = hospital). Then lay another row of cards face down below the face up cards.
The player guesses if the face down card is higher or lower than the face up card above it. If you are right you go to next card and so on until you finish the row. Wrong answers mean you drink the number of swallows of beer equal to the number on the card, the dealer replaces any correctly guessed cards with new cards from the deck and the player starts again from the begining.
The player has to get to the end without missing any. If the face down card turns out to be the same as the face up card above it you drink double.
The Gaurdian Of The Gateguardian of the gate
Current mood: relieved
Category: Life
i say guardian of the gate, for i have completed a phase in my life that no longer serves my growth. the hopes n dreams i once had, have come to naught. the pain, the dissapointment, the fear can not hold me back any longer , for i have reached the guardian of the gate, the doorway to the new & unknown is opened for me now, i walk thru in good faith that it will lead me to what i desire most. ¢¾
Gaurden Angle.............!!!!!!!!I do believe in Angels.
They are sent from God above.
We each have one appointed to us,
As a Precious Symbol of his love.
Everyone has a Guardian Angel
Assigned to them by Our God.
They are present with us always
On whichever road we choose to trod.
Our guardians watch over us,
And keep us from harm each day.
They travel with us on our journey,
And alert us where trouble may lay.
We may even sense their presence
At times when trouble is very near.
We may gently feel the bush of their wings,
Or just somehow know which way to steer.
I thank The Lord for his Angels.
I know I'm alive today because of mine.
Without her I surely would have perished,
Not just once, but many a time.
The GaurdianTHE GAURDIAN
THE GAURDIAN magnify
WHAT IS IN YOU? I NEVER SLEEP... MY EYE ROAMS ACROSS THIS PLANET LOOKING FOR THE WICKED! LIKE HELL'S FIRE THEIR BLOOD WILL PURGE ME WHITE AND THE WINTER SNOW... I DON'T WANT THE INNOCENT! I WANT THE DAMNED IN LIFE.. THE TWISTED MORALITY, THE IMMORAL, THE LYING, THE CHEATERS, THE BLASPHEMER'S, AND THOSE ALIKE THESE. THEY WILL WASH ME CLEAN AS THE DRIVEN SNOW!!! NO GRAVE CAN HOLD ME. A NEW BLACK SUN HAS RISEN! TIME AND SPACE DOESN'T EXCESS! I AM A TRUE IMMORTAL.
Gaurdian AngelOne day while you were crying,
An angel came to you.
He lingered for just a little while,
To let you know you would see him soon.
How gracefully he flies
On angel wings so light.
And goes back up to heaven,
Then returns to you each night.
So as you live your life,
And each day is at its end.
Remember your special angel,
From heaven he will descend.
He will watch you as you sleep,
And meet you in your dreams.
He's your guardian of the night,
Coming down on moonlight beams.
So when you lay your head to rest,
He makes sure everythings allright.
Protecting you as he promised,
By watching you all night
wrote for me by my sister Jacqui
GaurdianYou look to the sky,
I watch you,
You wonder why
I watch you,
You feel my stare of wonder,
And look at me,
I break my look,
And know...
...One day I'll stop your pain,
Dry your tears,
Fight your fears,
I'll protect you,
No longer only watching,
But helping,
You'll know me,
Be proud to know me,
Be proud to be watched,
You'll come to realise ,
That I'm your gaurdian angel.
Gaurds DownYeah i came on fubar to have a lil fun and just flirt and play around but it didn't end up that way...i've learned to care bout a few chicks and guys up here and lately i'm seeing that people don't care for u the same!! it kinda hurt when people treat others different from u but yet i'm their friend...so much for fu friends!
Gave UpI’ve given up this dream I had
A dream of me and you
I’ve lost my will to keep hurting this way,
It’s just too painful to pursue
I’ll never be her
I can only be who I am
Not skinny, not very pretty
But never a sham
I want nothing more
Than to give everything to you
My heart, soul and mind
But I can’t make you feel this too
So I give up on this dream
Because I fear it will never be
I still pray with all I have
That someday…you will see me
A
Desa
Original
Gave Up Giving UpGiving up looks like fun
But if my battles lost
Their war is won
The tears of the moon
The screams of the sun
Wail life is almost done
The last few steps
Are what make bones brake
Stay strong
Maybe your heart won't ache
Anticipation thumps
Which path will you take
Are you really safer on your own
Or is that alone your mistake
A barrier of light
Sheilds from the darkness at heart
Where I guess
My problem did start
If you feed it just once
The hunger restarts
Soon you'd kill to be loved
Or die from depart
It depends on your will
But when you have none at all
The slightest whisper of destrcution
And down your world falls
And if you try to get back up
There's no one to call
You might once get lucky like me
Get picked back up
But shoved against the wall
So is it better to give up
And just let the evils win
Or should I stand my ground
And try to run against the wind
These decisions are my own
And though my thoughts are laced with sin
I know I won't gi
Gave Youi gave you my heart
it was in your hands
you took this knife
and cut through and through again
my heart is lost
and my emotions to
i have no feelings
because of you
no more love or hate
now i guess i should thank thou
because pain can be a emotion to
Gave Upwatched multiple people continue to go through my nsfw's even while the previous blog and stash item were posted.
nsfw's are locked. one is not. there may be some nsfw's in the other albums but this primarily applies to the full nsfw albums.
that's it guys, you managed to hit the last nerve and this is what you get.
my apologies to those that have rated everything. tough and fetish i will give you temporary family access as i know you did rate things. for others, if i see that this is the case, perhaps the same will happen, but again, this is at MY discretion, DO NOT BOTHER ASKING.
sin
PS. for those of you that want to fucking bitch that i didn't rate YOUR shit, keep in mind, i didn't go perving through your NSFWs and bitch about having a hardon either. PLEASE get the fuck over yourselves.
Gave Me A "3"This sweet guy gave me a "3"....
He got a "1" back......
Redwolf...
redwolf@ fubar
Gave Me A "1"This time i'm not giving him a "1" back or any comments...why give him more points??? Just block the a$$!!
plaiboi@ fubar
Gave Me A "6"Block him bfore he does this to u....
mike_hock77@ fubar
Gave UpGave up
~Tony Martinez
I spend days and nights
Asking the one question I'll never be able to answer
Why?
Why you gave up
You said it yourself
I'm a great guy you said
We'll make it work you said
My past relationships go badly cuz I rush things you said
Can we take it slow you said
So I did
So we did
Still you gave up
Gave up what you said you treasured
Please tell me why
Does it really matter?
You're not even listening
You gave up long ago
"gave Up" Ninperfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
forgot how it feels well almost
no one to blame always the same
open my eyes wake up in flames
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me see the light
smashed up my sanity
smashed up my integrity
smashed up what i believed in
smashed up what's left of me
smashed up my everything
smashed up all that was true
gonna smash myself to pieces
i don't know what else to do
covered in hope and vaseline
still cannot fix this broken machine
watching the hole it used to be mine
just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline
of the trust i will betray
give it to me i throw it away
after everything i've done i hate myself for what i've become
i tried
i gave up
throw it away
Gave Her A DollarGave her a dollar,
she gave me a kiss,
damn I could get good at this,
til my cheeks were red,
and my wallet was bare,
she turned round and gave me a stare,
saying get your bum ass out of here.
the end.
"gave Up"perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
forgot how it feels well almost
no one to blame always the same
open my eyes wake up in flames
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me see the light
smashed up my sanity
smashed up my integrity
smashed up what i believed in
smashed up what's left of me
smashed up my everything
smashed up all that was true
gonna smash myself to pieces
i don't know what else to do
covered in hope and vaseline
still cannot fix this broken machine
watching the hole it used to be mine
just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline
of the trust i will betray
give it to me i throw it away
after everything i've done i hate myself for what i've become
i tried
i gave up
throw it away
Gave Life To Christ--- On Mon, 6/23/08,
PASS THIS ON TO SOME ONE THAT JUST GAVE THEIR LIFE TO CHRIST , OR IS S EARCHING FOR CHRIST TO COME INTO THEIR HEART TODAY
>
> ROMANS CHAPTER 12 VERSES 1&2
>
> I BESEECH YOU THEREFORE BRETHREN BY THE MERCIES OF GOD ,THAT YE PRESENT
> YOUR BODIES A LIVING SACRIFICE,HOLY,ACCEPTABLE UNTO GOD, WHICH IS YOUR
> REASONABLE SERVICE.
>
> AND BE NOT CONFORMED TO THIS WORLD: BUT BE YE TRANSFORMED BY THE RENEWING
> OF YOUR MIND, THAT YE MAY PROVE WHAT IS THAT GOOD, AND ACCEPTABLE, AND
> PERFECT,WILL OF GOD.
>
> our enemy does not take a day off , we are in a battle daily ,we have to
> stay prayed up , and armed with GOD'S WORD ,if we expect to win , we
> say
> we are on the battlefield , but how do you know ,the enemy comes at you
> from all sides , just when you think you can rest, here he comes again ,
> that why we need the HOLY SPIRIT in our lives , that way the battle's
> not
> your it's the LORD'S,we have to renew our minds daily , by stud
Gave This Poem To My Son On His 16thMother to Son
Well, son, I'll tell you:
Life for me ain't been no crystal stair.
It's had tacks in it,
And splinters,
And boards torn up,
And places with no carpet on the floor --
Bare.
But all the time
I'se been a-climbin' on,
And reachin' landin's,
And turnin' corners,
And sometimes goin' in the dark
Where there ain't been no light.
So boy, don't you turn back.
Don't you set down on the steps
'Cause you finds it's kinder hard.
Don't you fall now --
For I'se still goin', honey,
I'se still climbin',
And life for me ain't been no crystal stair.
by:Langston Hughes
Gave Me A TearA MESSAGE WE ALL NEED TO REMEMBER
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief, or organizing a Poker Run for Cancer.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you, when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car and hit me..
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love
I saw you roll your eyes at o
Gave Awayi going to gave a way some auto 11. so you need to tell me way you should get one!
Gave Up On Lifei hurt so much right now
i don't think the pain will ever reside
she is gone
yet
i am here
that don't seem right
she should be in bed sleeping tonight
she should be smiling and laughing like she use to
but all is quiet...
no sound is heard...
she is gone...something she didn't deserve
she was loved by many..
she gave up so i hear
her life was nothing to her without the light there
she had nothing to gain...but everything to lose
yet she gave up on life
she had us all...
yet she gave up.....
why did she give up...
she had so many people that loved her
so many people that cared
so many people that didn't want her to go....
yet she left this world
she just silently gave it all up
Gave Florida A 4-0 Lead And Ended The Day For Blanton. Blanton (4-6) Allowed Five Runs And Nine HitsAKRON, Ohio -- Keegan Bradley felt as though he should have had another PGA Tour victory by now. Limited Roddy White Jersey . He might not have guessed it would happen at Firestone. Bradley was one shot behind, a deficit that looked even larger when he walked up to the 18th green Sunday in the Bridgestone Invitational and saw only the top half of his golf ball, the rest of it buried in sand. Jim Furyk, who had led this World Golf Championship the entire way, was in a collar of rough just outside the bunker. What followed left both of them surprised. With a slightly downhill lie, Furyk tried to sweep the shot over the bunker and came down a little steep with his wedge. The ball barely cleared the bunker and nestled into thick grass. More groans from the gallery followed when he chopped that out about 5 feet short of the hole, and suddenly was on the ropes. Bradley, meanwhile, blasted his bunker shot some 15 feet by the hole, the best he could do. He made the par putt, slamming his fist
Gavin Degraw - I Don't Want To BeMusic Video Codes provided by MySpace Video Codes
I don't need to be anything other
Than a prison guard's son
I don't need to be anything other
Than a specialist's son
I don't have to be anyone other
Than the birth of two souls in one
Part of where I'm going, is knowing where I'm coming from
I don't want to be
Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do
Is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I've got to do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn
Am I the only one who noticed?
I can't be the only one who's learned!
I don't want to be
Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do
Is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I've got to do
Or who I'm
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The excitement is almost palpable! Twentieth Century Fox has announced that Gavin Hood is set to direct the upcoming Wolverine solo movie!
Hood is most known for his film, "Totsi," which won the Academy Award for best foreign film in 2005. Hood's newest film, "Rendition," starring Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, opens October 12.
"Wolverine," with Hugh Jackman reprising his role as Logan from the legendary "X-Men" films, will feature a screenplay by the talented scribe David Benioff ("25th Hour" and "Troy"), and will purportedly follow Marvel's Canucklehead through his mysterious origins and early exploits. Eager fans looking to do some early research should check out the landmark Weapon X storyline by Barry Windsor-Smith, among others.
"Wolverine," which is slated for a 2008 release, is scheduled to begin production in November.
Gavin..I'd like to welcome the newest baby to enter into this insane family. Lol
Gavin Ross.
My niece and Tracy's brand new baby boy...
7 Pounds.
6 Ounces.
Pictures to come soon. But for now, congratulations Erika and Tracy. He's beautiful. Best wishes and I love ya's. =)
GavinI guess it's about time for me to talk about it. Very few of you know this little saga of mine, but I guess it's time to share.. I met Gavin October 11th 2008. I was bartending and this little Aussie guy runs up to the counter and asks for "free jagerbombs" I said, "Ya ain't gettin' nothin' round here fo free son" He laughed and replied, "I can't say my 'th's'.." then he held up three fingers and said, "free.. I need free jagerbombs". We both died laughing. My best friend Brandi yelled out.. "Is that the cute one?" ( I hate her sometimes) My face turned 30 shades of purple and I looked straight at him and said, "yup that's the one!" Then I looked away dying of embarrassment. The rest of the night.. he kept flirting. Not once did either of us see him look at any other girl. Every time I walked by he kept trying to con me into a kisson the cheek. I refused several times.. but I finally gave in. I overheard two guys from Alabama tell him, " You're doin' it all wrong... you gotta turn
Gavin.. The Continuing SagaI decided I was gonna take off early that night and kidnap Gavin. Of course Brandi had no problem with this. So I walked up to him and said, "Let's go." he said, "Love to." So we left my bar and went up to the shittiest bar I know.. "The Spanish Trail" aka "The Trailer" We ran into a couple of friends of mine. So Gav played pool with my guy friends and I played pool with their Girlfriend. We had a blast. We kept watching each other all night. Played around like kids. Just laid back fun. We closed the bar down and were hammered. (surprise) So we went back to the hotel. He said his roommate was a dick and wanted to get another room so we could spend more time together, so he did. We stayed up for a while, talking, bullshitting... I got up to go to the bathroom. When I was coming back, he was standing there... staring. I was so nervous. He slowly ran his hand under the back of my hair and held it in place..with the other hand he softly touched my face.. as he leaned in with the softest ki
Gavin Part 3... LaWe woke up somber... knowing he had to go. I watched out the balcony and his bus rode away. I waved like an idiot hoping he could see. I walked back in the room feeling empty. I didn't understand the feeling. I had spent maybe 6 hours with this stranger and I felt a connection like I've never felt before. From there we talked on the phone incessantly. Anytime he had a signal we spoke. We decided that no matter what, we HAD to see each other again.
Ok first of all, I can't get a guy to buy me a half a pack of gum around here let alone fly me anywhere... but... he flew me out to LA to spend the last days he was going to be in this country. I was so nervous the day I flew out. I was anxious, scared, excited. We had been talking and emailing for a month since he left me on that bus. I pulled up in the airport shuttle. I got out, ready to puke. Then i saw him my heart leapt. I dropped my bags. He grabbed me and hugged me. We kissed for what seemed like an hour. (poor valet) We were s
Gavin- The Final Chapter?LA happened in November. When he left, I felt incomplete. We kept in touch as much as possible. He had issuess with his phone, and whatever service I'm using to call him is crap because I have a hard time getting through to him. I never know when or if it's going to work. There was a period of time I thought he was gone. His Uncle had cancer. I knew this. He was going to try to get back here in time for my birthday. He had been saving since he got back home. Well, when he disappeared, I assumed he was over me. A month later I heard from him. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I was sobbing uncontrolably. He thought it was out of sorrow or anger. I was surprised myself to find it was out of happiness. I didn't care that he had disappeared. I was only greatful and happy that he was back. His Uncle HAD in fact died. He had gone to Queensland to take care of his family. I completely understand that. So now we are up to date. I haven't been able to get a hold of him again. I'm sti
Gavin Rossdale - Love Remains The SameA thousand times I've seen you standing Gravity like a lunar landing You make me want to run till I find you I shut the world away from here I drift to you, you're all I hear As everything we know fades to black Half the time the world is ending Truth is I am done pretending I never thought that I Had anymore to give You're pushing me so far Here I am without you Drink to all that we have lost Mistakes we have made Everything will change But love remains the same I find a place where we escape Take you with me for the space The city buzz sounds just like a fridge I walk the streets through seven bars I have to find just where you are The faces seem to blur They're all the same Half the time the world is ending Truth is I am done pretending I never thought that I Had anymore to give You're pushing me so far Here I am without you Drink to all that we have lost Mistakes we have made Everything will change But love remains the same So much more to say So much to be done Don't you tri
GavinWell Gavin choose to come in about a month early and ta daaaaa here he is via emergency c-section. He was born @ 3:44 today and wieghed @ a whopping 3 pounds 5.9 oz. Rather small but so far he is doing great. O2 is good so he is breating on his own. He has pooped already ( yay ) and is holding his own heat. I am uploading pics in a few min and of course expect more once things calm down. ( yes we are g33ks and brought laptops to the hospitol ) .
Mom is doing well...rather tired and sleeping soundly and im starved....
Update day 1. He is holding his wieght and heat well...still haveing a little trouble holding down food but thats expected when your a month early ( my 2nd daughter by my first wife was born @ 1 pound 9 oz and was fine...in fact 17 and pregnant ) we dont have any clue when he will be able to come home but they estimate about a month. Good news is we are about 5 min away from the hospitol so its nothing for us to get here...
that is all for now...
Update d
Gawd..good LORD what was I thinking? Advice: never invite people from LC to your house. it's a couple hours of fun and after they leave you don't exist. People are idgits. Me included..I know I know..i should never have invited them over but ya know... the experience made me...ah..i wouldn't say a better person..but they sure as hell made me a more difficult person. i would honestly...rather spend many a year alone than feel as worthless as they made me feel. No one ever wants to be cast aside like nothing, which is what they did. So thanks guy..thanks for making me feel like even more of a nobody. i could care less if anyone reads this..I'm just getting it out.. No one should have to go through that bullshit. I hope you both are happy. I wasn't heading into any of that with the thought of long term on my mind..but I wasn't exactly going for the "wham bam you're not welcome....wait who are you again?" approach. Anyway..I'm done bitching for now.. comment or whatever if you want..i don't care
Gawd Im Sssooo StupidGAWD IM SO STUPID ...WHY DID I HAVE 2 GUYS TURN GAY ON ME....WTF...THIS WORLD IS FUCKED UP.....WTF I THINK I SHOULD BE DEAD FROM THIS ONE WAS ENOUGH AND NOW JUST FINDING OUT MY LOVE OF MY LIFE IS GAY......WTF DID I DO ....THIS FUCKING HURTS SSOOO FUCKING BAD....YA'LL JUST DONT KNOW
Gawd DamnMore IM Spam... just got this one and woah![09:59] lygytu17447: Are you a short-man with an extra belly-button for a dick?, dont worry, you can always fu-ck me with my strap-on-dildo, if youre interested, just send an email to: luvn_ldy77105 at hotmailOk.... I know a few people might be turned on by this... the people that enjoy being humiliated by women (or cross dressers) I guess... Just damn, let me finish my coffee before you hit me with things like this. And really, I didn't need that sort of imagery, a belly-button for a dick, ever!
Gawd@ My SinAnother badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What's Your Sin?
MY RESULT:Anger
You might have an anger management problem. (Please don’t hit us.)
A lot of people see anger as a good thing, and they’re partially be right. After all, if it weren’t for anger, we probably wouldn’t have death metal or professional wrestling. But too much anger can be a bad thing (especially if you’re not a big fan of fatal injuries), so try to rein it in sometimes. Try to let it out in other forms, like haikus and watercolors.
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Gawd!!!!I swear ppl this day in age are beyond retard nation!!!! I get a pm on yahoo sayin the following.....
tripleX Freak34: whos this
bigfeetlargehands2002: yer next lover
tripleX Freak34: who is this
bigfeetlargehands2002: the next guy to take you to bed
tripleX Freak34: who the hell is this
bigfeetlargehands2002: i toldja
bigfeetlargehands2002: you still in AnnArbor ?
tripleX Freak34: know what
tripleX Freak34: leave me alone if ya cant tell me who you are g'bye
bigfeetlargehands2002: i'm from Lost Cherry
bigfeetlargehands2002: want me call ya instead ?
bigfeetlargehands2002: maybe you'll recognize my voice
tripleX Freak34: tell me who ya are
tripleX Freak34: is this rick?
bigfeetlargehands2002: yes
tripleX Freak34: ok
bigfeetlargehands2002: u workin yet ?
tripleX Freak34: ive been back to work since november
tripleX Freak34: and iam seein someone
bigfeetlargehands2002: well good for you
bigfeetlargehands2002: ok.... bye
I swear people online are beyond
Gawd What A Dumba$$She's been holding a grudge for some time, and now that I wanted to give her another chance to be on friendly terms, she turns around and makes insults? God, Wonder Woman, leave the past where it is and grow up!
Here's her page if you want to see who I'm talking about.
http://fubar.com/user/981574
Grow up, you super hero wannabe. You only make me regret ever being nice to you. Changing your user name just to pass me a message doesn't make you smart. It makes you attention-starved.
Gawd! I Wanna VentSo its sunday and im opening my mail for the whole week and i got a letter from my school saying im 2 units short from my social behavioral science degree... WTF!!!! gawd im soo mad! now I do not know what to do because that degree is what matters for my major.. not the communications degree... *breaths* okay.. maybe if i show them the transcript from the geometry class i took in another JC they will hopefully count and will put me 2 units ahead.. arrgghh!!!
Gawd I Miss You All......Well to say the LEAST i miss you all so much. I will be back on line in about a week or so to give love to all of you...I have been out of state with my family to support my mom in her health sitations. Its been great seeing my sisters , mom and dad and the kids...my heart needed that family connection so bad...it makes me realize that even tho my past was hurtful from my last relationship....i think i can LOVE again !!!! that is crazy for ME to say...believe me...I have steered clear of that word for over 3 years now....seriously..OK enough of my rambling on...love you all cant wait to have my internet access again to chat and show love to my peeps... big hugs from Miss FIREBABY :)
Gawd....Ok I probably shouldn't be writing this at this very moment because I’m irritated to fuck all. BUT here I go anyways.....
To the pervs,
Yes I am single, no I am not married, no I am not in a committed relationship and here’s the show stopper!!!....
I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK! I don't want you in my shout box describing it to me and I don’t want to hear about it unless you’re going to break it off and shove it up your ass or beat yourself like a silly bitch with it.
I am smart and outgoing and can have an actual conversation about normal things. I am friendly and a nice person and am not here to get laid or be your personal dick wetter.
So in closing get bent fuck yourself and have a spectacular day shining that 2 inches of dangling fury you sadly refer to as a cock.
Gawd, I'm Boredanyone wanna entertain me?????
i kinda wanna go to the store & buy Rocky Horror, but idk, wanna show me your bewbs????
Gawd It Feels Good!!I have never felt better about being an American.
To be able to witness history in the making is not only an honor but AMAZING!!
My heart is filled with such joy for our country.
Watching the Inauguration was just incredible!
Even though President Obama stumbled over the words, it was enlightening and inspiring.
We've been down for 8 long years.
America is bringin honor and pride back!!
Happy Camper I am!!
WOOT!
Gawd I Hate Hate Weekends!!!!Gawd I truly hate weekends. I use to love weekends for the longest time.
But any more I just hate them. The whole family is home, and either they are sticking their nose in tv or on line or playing games.
Mean while I am trying hard to get them to help me clean up the house and get it tip top.
All I get thou is a dam song and dance, on why should I do this, why shoul d I do that.
And I say simply cause you dam well live here to. I dont expect much from you during the week as they work and go to school.
But I dam well expect help on the weekends. And on the second and forth weekend we go out and get food, pay bills . OMG that is a fucken nightmare.
Hubby rushing to get done, oldest and youngest pissin and moaning about gawd only knows.
And me trying hard to remember between all this bs what I need. And yes I could go alone but dammit they say ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we want to go to.
Example yesterday. hubby wanted to go out to the porch and cut up all the boxes and b
Gawd I Feel So Yewsed!!!7:53pm Loser: LETS GET NAKED AND DO THINGS TO EACH OTHER.
7:54pm Erica Marie: ROTFL!
7:54pm Loser: SEXUAL. lol
7:55pm Erica Marie: oooooooh yummy! can i mumm about it?
7:55pm Loser: do it i hope i make someone jizz with the awesome i hide in my pants :>
7:57pm Erica Marie: lol i've mummed my limit for the day
7:59pm Loser: we could just cyber. i'm pretty hot at that. i use big words and whatnot
8:00pm Erica Marie: well fuck... id have to stop masturbating to pay attention to what you say
8:01pm Loser: *totally goes down on your vaginer and whatnot, doing pleasurable things with his tounge and like, playing with your lady parts*
8:02pm Erica Marie: ~moans and twists around, spitting on my hand and rubbing it on my bottom to pull your weiner into it and stuff
8:06pm Loser: *mmm yeah you're so tight and stuff because it's your butthole and not your vagina which is tight but not as tight as your butthole because your butthole is connected to your anus as i shove all five inches o
G A Website That The SanNEW YORK -- Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig has banned Melky Cabrera associate Juan Nunez from all team clubhouses. MLB executive vice-president Rob Manfred notified teams of the action Tuesday in a memorandum to club presidents, chief executive officers and general managers. Nunez, a consultant for Cabreras agents at ACES Inc., took responsibility for fabricating a website that the San Francisco Giants All-Star outfielder was relying on as he prepared for a grievance to challenge a drug test that was positive for testosterone. Cabrera dropped his grievance last week after MLB uncovered the scheme, and he was suspended for 50 games. "Please be advised that commissioner Selig has directed that all major league clubs are prohibited from granting Juan Carlos Nunez access to their clubhouses or other nonpublic areas," Manfred wrote in the memo, which was obtained by The Associated Press. "Nunez is affiliated with ACES Inc. sports agency. Nunez is currently under investigation f
GayHello everyone. It will be interesting to see who responds! I told a guy that I could find 300 people who believe in gay marriage before he could find 300 people who do not believe in gay marriage. If you believe in gay marriage, please copy and paste this into a new bulletin. Add your name and re-post it. If you happen to be the 300th person signing this, please send it back to Andrew Nelson. His email address is: Rnbowzrok4evr@aol.com Thanks!
1)Taylor
2) Jeremy
3)DUSTIN OH YEAH BABY
4) Michael (equality baby)
5.)jennifer
6.) Jason *love has no boundries nor does it discriminate! if another guy or girl makes you happy and you wanna be with them forever...i say ........ it...why not! its your life...live it! FTW*
7)Jessy~ Totally for it. Equality.
8)Brian~Love is Love.
9) Olivia
10) Christine
11) Jessie
12)Alex
13)matt
14) Sierra
15) Elz
16) Lizzy www.myspace.com/misc/faq.html?
17) Amanda
18) Rachael
19) Mae
20) Stef
21) Abby
22) Erin
23) Lisa
24) damian
Gay!People sometimes tell me being gay is a sickness. Well I'm going to say this only once being gay(GLBT) isn't an illness. I love being with the same sex so what if you don't like it. Its not your bed we're getting into.
There is a saying a friend once told me "No one knows where your nose goes behind closed doors" and I would have to say I agree with what he said.
I hang around alot of st8 that at one time wouldn't have been caught being around but they are cool with it now. So please don't judge others for being gay. If you don't like it don't speak to them.
BTW! these are just my thoughts so if you feel you need to comment on them please do
Gay!!!!!!!!!how ever did that to my mumm is really gay thanks alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gayi am lookin for a gf to have my first experiences with, i have never had one before because i have only just come out as gay.
GayMy Secret ...: no, fiance clicked on it. i shut it down. , guess what..........you are gone now thanks for dropping by and have a wonderful day
->Psychowolf...: but you clicked on it, after i sent you a ripped open rectum. Thats AWESOME< lmao
My Secret ...: no, it started and i shut it down. just cus you are sick and need help doesn't mean i do.
->Psychowolf...: you looked, didnt you, YES?
My Secret ...: if you send me shit like that again i'm blocking you. why would you think i want to see that?
->Psychowolf...: 4girlsfingerpaint.com...
My Secret ...: geee, i needed to see that thanks.
->Psychowolf...: goatse.cz...
My Secret Sex Toys -Co-Owner and Iron Mistress of Diamonds and Ice Radio~ Kneel and Beg Slaves!!@ fubar
GayI have a good friend, who is having troubles finding a good man for himself. Please pass this on if you have any gay friends.
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Gaywould u have a gay friend and why
Gay And Lesbian PollLENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP
Women Men
Average years 4.9 6.9
Relationships averaged nearly six years in length for all couples,
even though the average respondent was only 35 years old.
More than 100 couples had passed their 15th anniversary.
One lesbian relationship had spanned 43 years, and three male
couples had lasted more than 40 years. 19% of lesbian couples
and 13% of male couples had been together one year or less.
NUMBER OF PREVIOUS MAJOR GAY/LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS
Women(%) Men(%)
None 32 38
One 26 33
Two 23 18
Three 10 7
Four 4 3
Five or more 5 1
Average number 1.52 1.07
YEARS IN PREVIOUS MAJOR GAY/LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS
Women (%) Men (%)
None 1 2
1 year 8 20
2 years 12 22
3 years 10 13
4 years 11 10
5 years 10 9
6 years 8 4
7 years 6 4
8 years 5 4
9 years 5 2
10 years 7 3
11-15 years 12 4
16 or more 6 2
Average yrs 6.6 4.2
PREVIOUS HETEROSEXUAL
Gay Ass Des[perate Guysfuck all these bitch ass guys that hit on my girlfriend.....its fuckin low life fuckers like you that ruin relationships and die alone. i know damn well im in love and that its true kinda funny how many sad ass lonely bitches come on here blow my girls shit up. FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCH ASS PUNK MOTHER FUCKERS!!
Gay Ass SurveyMeant to be completed by those OUT of high school.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?
'Missed someone?
Told someone you loved them?
'Drank alcohol?
50 questions for the people who are a little older
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
All of them.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Jared's. Not very romantic, but it was yummy!
3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No.
4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Not kicking my ex husbands ass again.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Schriner.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
It.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A Kunoichi!
8. How many colleges did you attend?
0.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I am not wearing a shirt. I am wearing a dress.
10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Well, I do
Gay And White...Damn it, since I am an Atheist that means I am a gay white guy with horns... I have heard the term "white devil" before but usually from some pro-black militant guy...damn it I am a gay white devil LMAO...yes I am bored
The Gay Bar Was Never My Idea!!!45 Weird questions...
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
ASHLEE'S MOM....
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
MS.BARBARA IN THE 7TH GRADE, SHE CAME IN SECOND PLACE IN THE MISS SOUTH CAROLINA PAGEANT.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
YEAH YEAH.
5. What body part do you wash first?
MY FACE.
6. Do you have any peircings?
ONE IN MY LEFT EAR, USE TO HAVE A LOT MORE.
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
BEING ABLE TO PISS SOMEONE OFF IN ALMOST NO TIME FLAT.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
INNIE, OUTTIES ARE GROSS.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
CHEDDAR AND SOUR CREAM.
10. Have you ever been tied up?
YEAH, AND ALL THAT OTHER S&M JAZZ.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
RUNNING AWAY FOR 2 MONTHS I BELIEVE.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
DON'T DRIVE.
13. Have you ever had two date
Gay Bashing In The Boone DocksTabatha,
I thought I would take this oppertunity to say that I'm very excited that you took time out of your busy schedule to bash against me. I hear that now days I am a "Queer" which I find very amuzing. First and foremost I would like to say that I'm not here to deny that I am homosexual, however, I'm nothing less than a person. Although I am a "queer" I wasn't too good to write your college papers for you when you were taking online classes...Living under my Dad's roof....with your son....Your mother....and all the sad drama that came with your sad and oh so unhappy life. As far as parenting skills- I don't recall anyone nominating you for the "Finest Parent Award." Considering the fact that you use graphic pornography to educate your child on sexual education. Amoung all things my father made sure that I got my education by forcing me into a schooling system that works...unlike home education where the child is the authority figure and the mother gets schooled on how to disciplin
Gay/bi Rightsok, its been awhile but heres another one of my spouts off at the mouth.
why is it that "SOME" ( a lot ) of gay/bi people feel the need to have support? why feel the need to announce it and badge it as if anyone really cares? i guess it allows other gay/bi people let them know where they are or something. Personally i could care less who someone else is sleeping with but i go through profiles on this site, other sites and always see little tags or some shit talking about " I support gay marriage" " do you support gay marriage" i kiss girls so what" etc...
do you see straight people with signs and tags saying " i support straight marriage" a guy with words all over his profile saying " i kiss girls" or a woman saying " i kiss men"
maybe i should make a huge tag that says " i support straight marriage" or " i luv women" and post it all over my profile.
i can understand being proud of who you are and all but i think some take it to a whole other level.
The Gay Before Xmas (pdp)
The Gay Before Christmas PDP
By Zodiac
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through PDP
Not a chatter was chatting, not no one just me;
The cams were empty and the guestlist was bare,
I'd hopes that some boobies soon would be there;
The staff were all nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of buttsecks danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'good bra, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long phonebone fap,
When out on my 'puter there arose such a clatter,
I hung up the phone to see what was the matter.
The lounge started to flicker I thought it would crash,
I refreshed the window and upgraded my Flash.
The moon it reflected on the new-refreshed screen
Gave the lustre and glow I had not before seen,
When, what to my pedo-stare eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and crowd of gay queers,
With a little gay driver, with a thick stench of ass,
Gay Bashing?I had the audacity to use use the words heterogenized, raw milk, and was accused of gay bashing? Excuse me, so when others use the words faggot, fag, misspelled ghey and use the most vile words to refer to gays, that is NOT gay bashing?
Gay Chocolate BarsYou know, it is really tempting to get all riled up about the controversy surrounding the Snickers chocolate bar commercial that was aired during the Super Duper Bowl.
Oh, I could rant about how society is becoming way over sensitive to so many different things and how fringe groups are worming their way into controlling most aspects of American popular thought.
I could tell you how, in my opinion, that it just all leads to a very sanitized society, where nothing is ever dared publicly uttered, lest it offend someone in the crowd.
I could do that, but I am not.
See, Mars made a small commercial into a huge freakin' success. People aren't going to stop buying their candies because the commercial made fun of two guys trying to reclaim their masculinity after share a chocolatey kiss. Truth is, Snickers increased the recognition of its brand tenfold because people are still talking about the commercial and the ensuing controversy. In fact, I am sure the Mars company and the ad
Gay Celebrities..Ok, so don't laugh right away, but I saw the Brave One last night. You know, that movie with Jodie Foster? Well apparently, you don't know. Apparently no one knows. Below is a picture to refresh you.
It actually was an OK way to spend 2 hours (yes, 2 hours). Anyways, I started to wonder how people don't realize that Jodie Foster is a complete DYKE. I mean, not even the slightest bit of lipstick is on this lesbian. She now sports the haircut that all boyish dykes and also every gay, male hairdresser has. My ex had it. He is a hairdresser. Melissa Etheridge had it and Ellen still rocks it. Umm, I'm pretty sure Anne Heche had it. And that weird gay guy with the bloated chipmunk cheeks on Entertainment Tonight, Cojo.
This is Cojo. This photo is not photoshopped. His cheeks are actually this bulbous. This isn't really the hair I'm talking about, but at one point, he had that haircut that Jodie did.
Yea, he had it. Btw, do you think he is bulimic or just addicted to plastic
Gay CowboyA rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's
office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You
have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I
do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a
head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it
off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is
for."
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Gay DreamI dreamt last night I ran a house of ill repute. Some guy was in, and a man was dancing for him, dressed as a unicorn, and the dancer had a velvet hat on with a big velvet penis on it that was the horn, and two women were dancing too next to teh unicorn stroking the penis/horn. And I was also there with an erection, but no-one paid any attention to my actual real penis, they just were all transfixed with the velvet penis hat.
Do you think it means something?
The Gay Debaters... LmaoOkay Raven [user/353944] after seeing Freedom is Conservative and I debate that we have been having in his mumms over days decided to do this photo.. damn how do I also end up in this position [shut the fuck up spinoza.. I know you would say something about positions]So she did this photo of Me and F.I.C… damn it
Yes she has issues....Okay I am bored …so here goes…I am watching V for Vendetta ...for the second time today.The squirrel outside My window seems to have had babies since I see em poking head out nest.Boast nearly crashed into side of walkway earlierI seen this hot chick in a gas mask dancing at a place I walked by yesterday…was quite tempted to go in… Haven’t a clue what else to say haha
[random things may be added to this blog as I see fit-anything UNDER this has been added]
What Raven just said on her pic she uploaded..
Wicked Raven said:I am sure they do. They call and say:Freedom "no hard feels sweet cheeks. it's your stubbor
Gay Debate----- Homo Erectus▬●ΑΘΕΟΣBlame Spinoza, he is the one who told me to blog this...
Yes I know Homo Erectus has nothing to do with gays :P
Ah, well this is certainly different than the many political debates I get in on here....
Blogging Buffoon Activated
This all started because a guy [greatestever11] made a comment about if people believed and followed the bible literally that we would be stoning 99% of our teenagers.. so I replied to him agreeing with him basically…I am waxxjf of course in the debate. I may get a new page soon…I am a straight male Atheist who does not like any type of bigotry, be it religious to a sexual orientation, be it theist beating up on another theistic beliefs, etc… okay here is the debateIf he ever answers I shall update this post and put my reply as well, I will not be changing anything, so any spelling or grammatical errors shall stay.Waxxjf: @greatestever11 I do always find it funny when people bring up Leviticus ... which is from the Hebrew bible. if J
Gay Debate Ii----- Homo Erectus▬●ΑΘΕΟΣBlame Spinoza, he is the one who told me to blog this...
Yes I know Homo Erectus has nothing to do with gays :P
Ah, well this is certainly different than the many political debates I get in on here....
Blogging Buffoon Activated
Damn fu has blog limit..so for .. this is part two...For part I click here
for all... three of you actually who keep telling me to update this crap... youtube debates are fun....
Addy4473 @waxxjf: :) You just need to understand what I'm trying to say. So I'll sum up in this message.1. Jesus may not have outright spoken against homosexuality, but that doesn't mean that He condoned the process. Jesus is God, the Son of God. Thus, He humbles Himself to the Father, and agrees with the Father. He is in the Father, and the Father in Him. If God the Father instituted a law against homosexuality, He will not disagree with the Father, but on the contrary, agree with Him. Thus, if God the Father says that it is an abomination, Jesus will agree with Him. It's
2 Gayest Poses People Donow im gonna rant. i thought of 2. now im on a roll ..now dont get me wrong,i like woman but woman the finger in the mouth thing and looking at the camera HAS GOT TO BEST ONE OF THE GAYEST POSES.mainly younger chics do it and it fuckin makes my skin crawl..and second is the Fuck you finger points at the camera.. and one last one , fucking makes me sick when i was growing up the hey ../ metal thing was kool now everyone fucking body does it IS THE GAYEST FUCKING THING FUCKKKKK.. right along with metallica.this was the last music they made if you call it music.In 1991 Metallica released the self-titled \'Black\' album, \"metallica favorite band\" hahaahahw oooohoooo FUCKIN METALLICA SUCKS ..weak ass fucking music .ok im done.
Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can itty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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The Gay Flight AttendantReceived via email:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.
She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one, to which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up!"
The Gay Flight AttendantThe plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.
He came swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over the big-brute engines, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country I am called a Princess, I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now put up the tray, bitch!"
The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. "To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
The Gay Flight AttendantTHE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
He says to her in a jolly tone "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.
T
The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch!"
Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."
Gay Flight Attendant..too FunnyMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said,'In my country,I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which(I swear)the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,'Well,sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen,so I outrank you.
Tray-up,Bitch.'
Gay Flight AttendantTHE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
(This one is too funny to not forward.)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and
I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you
The Gay Flight AttendentMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.
'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.
'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.
'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Biatch!
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The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one...'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch zz
Gay Flag ColorsColors of the Rainbow Flag:
The original flag had eight stripes from top to bottom: pink (sexuality), red (life), orange (healing), yellow (sunlight), green (nature), turquoise (magic), indigo/blue (serenity), and violet (spirit). Within a year, the flag had shed two of its stripes—pink and violet. According to Gilbert, they "ran out of pink dye." The violet stripe was later taken out to create an even number of stripes on the flag.
Since, many variations of the flag have been created. For instance, a black stripe is added to some symbolizing those lost to AIDS. There are also variations to represent bisexual people, bears and others.
The Gay Flight AttendantMy flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone In a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
Gay Guys?where are all my gay friends at on this site, ive never been so confused on how to find gay people on a website, they make it soo hard, so if your a gay guy, or know how to find the gay guys, someone let me know, im gonig nuts.
Gay Jose (that Rhymes Btw)anyway i think hes a suspect.. not that i got something against gay people not at all! but i think he likes me too much... check out his page and let me know ( no homo)
Gay JokeOne day a gay man goes in for his doctor's appointment and asks the doctor, "Do you have anything to make hair grow on my chest?" The doctor immediately grabs a jar of vaseline and says,” if you get a friend to rub this on your chest everyday, within a month or two you'll start to see some growth. The man replies,” Well if that was true, I'd have a pony tail coming out my ass!"
Gay MarriageGay marriage -- should it be legal?
- Yes
- No
Yes. Duh. I mean, you can call it something else if you absolutely must define "marriage" as a girl-boy thing. But I don't understand why some people seem to object to this idea so much. Why do people feel so threatened by the idea of gay people getting married? Now, obviously I support gay rights, and I have lots of gay friends, including some in long-term committed relationships. I don't care if they get married. I don't care if my non-gay friends get married. In these days, when so many straight marriages end in divorce, you'd think social conservative would be happy to see committed couples of any type.
Geesh, some people wanna stick their noses in where they seriously do NOT belong! WHO CARES, PEOPLE?! Why, in an age where there are so many things to worry about in this world, does something that's really SO UNIMPORTANT become a major issue? Poverty, homelessness, abused kids, abused wives, natural disasters, the death of S
Gay Marriage1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay
Gay Marriage?In our society today we are threatened with the destruction of traditional families constantly. Politicians and Conservatives are quick to warn us of the woes that will fall upon our society if we were to allow swinging couples or, even worse, homosexuals from marrying. People claim that allowing homosexuals to marry will permit people to start marrying animals, and how it would affect the well-being of such children that live with such person. However, are these threats even logical?
The first claim, of the destruction of the traditional marriage, is quite odd as seeing that traditional marriages are…..well, not traditional. We are constantly evolving our ways of living with people. The most historically common marriage system involved one man marrying multiple women. These women had little to no power and were mainly used as sexual gratifiers, house cleaners, cooks, and people responsible for the upbringing of the children. However, we cut through this 'traditional' marriage and s
Gay Marrage And ImmigrationI am still serving in the US Army in various parts of
the world. Not the glamorous vacation spots or assisting in natural
disaster clean ups as I would like, rather in the parts of the world
that noone wants to pay any attention to...
Regarding gay marrage, I do believe that legal marrage should be
allowed, but as you know the original design for the US governmant
never had a seperation of Church and State. This was later proposed
through another person, I believe it was Thomas Paine, but I am
unsure if that is correct. So technically the legal definition
falls closly with the religious definition. I believe that it is
important to seperate the two for the sake of our country.
Otherwise we will be plagued with this debate for many years. And
we will waste time arguing about something that has no bearing on
the way our country is run in the long run. In addition it detracts
from more important issues, like disater relief, and bringing our
soldiers home.
Gay MarriageWHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more c
Gay Marriage (yes, I Am For It)This topic reminds me of something a friend's mom said back in high school: "I have black friends, but I think races should stick to themselves when it comes to relationships."
Gay marriage is in the same spotlight as interracial marriage once was (and sometimes still is). If you are friends with someone who is gay, but you don't believe they should have the same rights as you, you are against gays.
My lesbian friend Joey said it like this: "I don't want to get married, I just want the right to."
If you don't believe that a group of people should have equal rights, the same rights you have and probably take for granted, then yeah, you're prejudice. If I said something like, "I have white friends, but they shouldn't have the right to vote like I do," people would think I was a racist.
This is the same concept. If you have gay friends, but you believe that they shouldn't have the right to get married like straight people do, then you're a homophobe.
I've gotten plenty of a
A Gay ManA gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"
Gay MarriageI support it. That is all.
What? I need to give an explanation? Why? That would be like trying to explain why straight people can get married. I think gays have the same right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Hehe
Seriously though, there is absolutely no logical reason on this earth to ban gay marriage. I mean, come on, there are 3 main reasons people don't support it, and my fucking god are they more retarded than a Bush speech.
"The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity."
~Thomas Szasz
1. Social Instability
This point addresses the opposition's fears concerning the social instability they believe would be the result of legali
Gay Marriage, Should It Be Legalized Or Not?LOS ANGELES – In an election otherwise full of liberal triumphs, the gay rights movement suffered a stunning defeat as California voters approved a ban on same-sex marriages that overrides a recent court decision legalizing them.
The constitutional amendment — widely seen as the most momentous of the nation's 153 ballot measures — will limit marriage to heterosexual couples, the first time such a vote has taken place in a state where gay unions are legal.
Gay-rights activists had a rough election elsewhere as well. Ban-gay-marriage amendments were approved in Arizona and Florida, and Arkansas voters approved a measure banning unmarried couples from serving as adoptive or foster parents. Supporters made clear that gays and lesbians were their main target.
In California, with 95 percent of precincts reporting Wednesday, the ban had 5,125,752 votes, or 52 percent, while there were 4,725,313 votes, or 48 percent, opposed.
Similar bans had prevailed in 27 states before Tuesday's
Gay Marriage Is WrongGay marriage is wrong because:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world n
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Gay Marriage - Aka Karma's Bitch RanchI see that New York is looking at a bill to legalize same sex marriage. They actually passed the opposite here in Virginia 2 years ago, defining marriage as between a man and a woman. I'm all for gay marriage, let everyone have the same chance as misery and loosing half their shit. But I am sooo screwed if they legalize gay marriage in Virginia - do you have any idea how many bitches I've promised to marry?
Gay Marriage Yay Or Nayconversation i had with someone about gay marriage
read from the bottom up or it wont make sense lol sorry
->"ICEMAN": that they are lying or are freaks? ->"ICEMAN": so you think all these people are just what crazy? "ICEMAN": not supposed to love same sex, but according to you its right an u can-> "ICEMAN": and thats not how its suppose to be? ->"ICEMAN": and some people say that the like guys or girls better ->"ICEMAN": your stating that people choose who they love then "ICEMAN": either way its WRONG but u only live once right, thats ur theory, 2 ppl love each other so its right, well u go ahead an do u then ya know ->"ICEMAN": thats what this whole thing is about tho the fact that becuase you dont ever want to see two guys going at it that men shouldnt be able to marrry eachother "ICEMAN": lol not hittn on u, an didnt say anything about 2men marrying each other ->"ICEMAN": now your going to hit on me becuase you dont anything else to back up why woman shouldnt be able to marry wo
Gay MarriageLet them marry. Whats the big deal? Sanctity of marriage? Fuck that. Marriage happened long before your god was created and made into the greatest scam. So you cant use religion for an excuse. Marriage used to be 1 man and however many wives he wanted. Even the bible says that. So that argument is bullshit. Jesus didnt belive in marriage anyway according to the bible. So let them fuckin marry. You dont need god or a church or a priest to get married, so why does it have to be man an woman?
Gay Marriage. Why The Fuck Not?![this is a response to a specific person]
The Bible does not know all. It knows a lot, and its great for basic moral principle, but it does not know all. Being gay isn't a fad by any means -- there are some that go through an experimental 'trying to find myself' phase, but its really about getting down to the core of being male or female. What really ARE the differences between males and females? Very very little. If Men and Women are created equal, then M=1 and W=1; in which case M+M=2; M+W=2; and W+W=2. Where's the problem? You don't have to understand it for yourself. You likely never will because you are straight. . . but then again, can you honestly tell me you've *NEVER* felt any attraction towards another woman? Even when slightly tipsy? We have so little time in our lives to live, is it really worth being so vocal and causing so much pain for other people?
Gay MarriageI just need to get something off my chest. Something that has bothered me for a long time. I'm going to try and word it the best way I can the first time through because I do not feel like doing edits.
I just want one god fearing Christian to tell me why you care so strongly about banning gay marriage. Please tell me how the LEGAL union of a same-sex couple has any bearing on YOUR life whatsoever? What in your daily life that will be affected because gays and lesbians are married couples? Aren't you taught to not judge others because only God can judge us? So why do you go around spreading your bigoted opinions on a matter that you have no right to judge others about? Oh, is it because your Bible told you so? Is that really the ONLY reason you can come up with? Ugh. I thought this country was founded on the principle of separation of church and state. So how about you keep your church out of my state!
GaynessOk..this whole blog is going to kind of go along with the last..but if Fubar was a real bar..I damn sure wouldn't go to it. What the fuck is up with not being able to cuss or post a picture of something dirty in a 18 and up site? I think if i want to say FUCK 42 times in a sentence or post a picture of a hairy pussy with an egg coming out of it then dammit I should be able to. What kind of pussy people run around and are offended by every little thing and flag shit? Whoever you are you can KISS MY ASS. If you're offended by words then go back to the playground you little pussy bastard. As far as NSFW goes..I have a super plan..maybe..just MAYBE..you shouldn't be on fubar at work..ever think of that? I mean unless you work for fubar or something..aren't you going to get in trouble if you get caught on it at work, regardless of if theres a big set of tits or a giant cock playing tennis pictured on your screen? Will your boss walk by and go oh fubar..yeah thats ok..just don't be looking a
The Gayness Shall ContinueInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1.I have an addiction to Guitar Hero therefore I am and expert at it, I get off on that fact.
2.I love cats they rule
3.I am such a pothead
4.Four is MY fave #,Its my birth month and it also is the color purple to me.
5.yes i make colors have #'s 7 is totally green
6.Tool is my all time favorite Band
7.Boobs are a blessing and a curse lol
8."I fuck me in my own way"(my favorite quote) the great Brandon Boyd
9.My Ipod is god
10.I have an obsession with canolli's
Gaynessbeing single is like being stabbed in the heart over and over again. you feel so alone. so missplaced. like noone wants you. for once i would like a guy to actually be a good guy. not just pretend for a month or two. a real fucking man. i dont care if he has alot of money or whatever. all you need is love and we shall be happy
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Gay Or Straight? On FacebookBi-Sexual
Congradulations! You were completely honest with the questionaire and you are as straight as can be, on the other hand, if you are bi-sexual...STOP! No one likes a fence strattle her..or him. Your ruinning someone's life, right now as you read these results. If your with a man, you secretly want a woman. If your with a woman, you secretly want to get plugged. Stop the BULL and pick a side! YOUR KILLIN ME SMALLS!
Gay PervertI was thinking about the girl I had a crush on when I used to work at Starbucks. Well there were a few of them at my store, but the one I would most like molest if I were gay is Courtney. Then I was thinking about the girls I tend to fall in love with. I seem to like the girl-next-door type. Wholesome with slight slut potential. I just want to just take them home and make them my sweet little teddy bears. I think it's because I could never be the girl next door. I'm more the girl two blocks down that Mama tells you not to mess around with because she's no good. I just love these cute girls that will laugh when I say I want to makeout with them, not knowing that I'm totally serious. Gawd! I want to get her really drunk and take advantage of her. I miss working at Starbucks. So much hot ass there. I'm a total fag. Don't tell Dean.
Gay Ppl Only...The Rainbow
The rainbow of colors
So merry and bright
Each color has a purpose
Even black and white
The rainbow is so full
Of radiance and gleam
It sparkles and shines
Through every little beam
After a storm
A rainbow you'll see
With all the glaring colors
A rainbow there'll be
Then at the end
Your dream will come true
A pot of gold awaiting
All just for you
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