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Generation Gap
Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Generic Drugs
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction b

General Hospital Actress Dies At "49"
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Actress Shell Kepler, who for years played the gossipy nurse Amy Vining on the TV soap opera "General Hospital," has died. She was 49. Kepler died Friday at Oregon Health & Science University hospital, which did not give the cause of death. Kepler's busybody character on "General Hospital" was a fan favorite and enjoyed a long run, 1979-2002. In addition to her run on "General Hospital," she was also in a 1982 Joan Collins film, "Homework," and a couple of episodes of the situation comedy "Three's Company." On the side, she was a businesswoman, marketing clothing on the former Home Shopping Club. She said in a 1994 Associated Press interview that her "Lacy Afternoon" collection had sales topping $20 million that year alone. Kepler was born in Ohio and the family moved to California when she was 10. She recalled in 1994 that she didn't yet have a driver's license when she began trying out for film roles. "I managed to get my girlfriends to driv

Genesis
i sit and stare into eternity invisible lips brush my neck push back my hair remnants of the touch from lifetimes ago imprinted on my soul and cannot be extracted through death... through birth... living body in inner turmoil mental anguish incomplete

Generous Lawyer
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Genesis Secret
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General Review Of The Sex Situation
Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is a woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and a man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?

Generally Speaking, This Is Just A Matter Of Semantics.
Six years ago, I took a course in General Semantics. "What the fuck is General Semantics?" you ask. I still don't really know. A quote stolen from Wiki states that "the central goal of General Semantics is to develop in its practitioners ... 'consciousness of abstracting,' that is, an awareness of the map/territory distinction and of how much of reality is missed in the linguistic and other representations we use." *dribbles cold water on your lap to rouse you from your slumber* If you really want to know more about General Semantics (and I know you do), google it. I will skip the lecture and say that one important concept embraced by General Semantics is that the map is not the territory. In other words, signs are not the same as the things they symbolize. Nor are words the same as the things they describe. It is a fairly simple notion, but one that many people seemingly cannot grasp. For instance, I argued with a friend about flag-burning. I explained that the flag is mer

Generative Devolution.
With each generation that populates this earth corruption destroys it's heart. We walk around with the conception that we are master, better than the previous. Yet we fail to live with as much integrity. In a country where we claim to be free...we are slave to the jobs we place on ourself. We fought to become our own country because of the idea of taxes being unbearable. Now we have fifty times the amount we ever did back then. We claim to have the best medical care in the world. Yet no one can afford it. With each generation the greed for money rots away what's left of our collective heart. With each generation we tend to care less and less about each other and more about the almighty dollar. Where are we to be a hundred

General Motors Response To Bill Gates
BILL GATES VS GENERAL MOTORS At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that :- "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself, the GM CEO): "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

Genealogy
Genealogy A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

The Genesis Sestina
The Genesis Sestina She lay and stared at the tree above in the garden she was in and remarked how everything was grand with idle body and idle hand free from the concept of sin but also devoid of love The serpent who know of passion and love looked down upon her from above he shed a tear for the state she was in e’er he came upon a plan so grand and dropped an apple into her hand She knowingly bit deep of sin and knew at once her lack of love she cried out loud to the one above in frustration at the state she was in for the garden seemed now not so grand as the apple of knowledge in her hand The man took the apple from her hand and shared with her in sin to seal forever their bond of love now separated from the one above as she opened up and took him in to new found passion glory grand All they knew now they saw as grand for the whole world lay in their hands yet they couldn’t understand how sin could come from the knowledge of love yet thunder

Generally Pissed...
Today has not been a particularly good day. Actually, other than seeing my folks and my brother on Sunday, the last few days have been a royal pain in my ass. Right now i'm just not a happy person. Just generally disgruntled with humanity, society and the cost of living... Lately it's seemed that people are just bound and determined to trample all over my thoughts and treat my opinions like dirt. Society is just...well...Frakked. Honestly, we're still occupying Iraq (a big thank you to the troops who are working so hard to do such a difficult job and be in the middle of controversy, and terrorists), and there's no respect for our fellow man inside the society. It's all about number one, hence...it's frakked. Costs of living were too damn high to begin with, now we're paying nearly $4 for one stinking gallon of gas, food prices are going up and we were barely cutting it as it was....What's wrong with our society that it's so hell bent on destroying the middle class? S

The Genesis Sestina
The Genesis Sestina (a Rhyming Sestina) She lay and stared at the tree above in the garden she was in and remarked how everything was grand with idle body and idle hand free from the concept of sin but also devoid of love The serpent who know of passion and love looked down upon her from above he shed a tear for the state she was in e’er he came upon a plan so grand and dropped an apple into her hand She knowingly bit deep of sin and knew at once her lack of love she cried out loud to the one above in frustration at the state she was in for the garden seemed now not so grand as the apple of knowledge in her hand The man took the apple from her hand and shared with her in sin to seal forever their bond of love now separated from the one above as she opened up and took him in to new found passion glory grand All they knew now they saw as grand for the whole world lay in their hands yet they couldn’t understand how sin could come from the knowledg

Genesis (in Three Acts)
Genesis act 1 Eden There is a sacred grove From the dawn of humanity Whose fruits bore a treasure trove Throughout that ancient grove And there an Angel strove Out of fear and jealousy To guard the secret of the grove The apples of humanity act 2 Prometheus Lying in coils around a tree The Serpent in the garden Shedding tears for humanity Plucked an apple from the Tree Of Knowledge he gave to she But ne’er expecting pardon For his plunder of the tree To be exiled from the garden act 3 Adam and Eve The Satyr in the garden Drinks deep of apple wine He begs the Nymph her pardon As he plunders her sweet garden With his resolve now hard-on Growing stronger on the vine To bury in her garden The seed of mortal wine

Gene Roddenberry
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will--and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." "We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."

Genealogy
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

Genepax
Jun. 13 - Japanese company Genepax presents its eco-friendly car that runs on nothing but water. The car has an energy generator that extracts hydrogen from water that is poured into the car's tank. The generator then releases electrons that produce electric power to run the car. Genepax, the company that invented the technology, aims to collaborate with Japanese manufacturers to mass produce it.

Genesis
In the beginning . . . On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house, drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty year

General Stuff 7-21-08
Everytime it seems as though almost everything could be perfect, I am thrown a cruve ball and it takes me down a winding road to self destruction. I am heading down that road once again at the moment. I was just spending time with my family on my moms side and I just don't feel like I belong. On my dads side, I just havn't had the contact to even fit in, so it's always been kinda weird. ~and now my dad and step mom, through my step brother, have ganged up on me to make me feel even worse and more useless. My step brother has been living with me since February and I have to say, it has been no cake-walk. Most of the time when he was here, I'd have to beg for money for the bills, and he would stay locked away in the middle bedroom(his room). It's like having a dirty little secret in there. He also bought my 92 Paseo before he moved in here. I am still owed $100 on that. This is where my recent frustration with my dad and step mom come in. Apparently, since he bought it from me

Genesis~a Poem By Me
Genesis In our Father's footsteps beautiful lies the world Trees' greenery sways in rhythmic motion accompanies a wayward lark's melody. Nature's harmonious life human breathe escaping earthy bellows caresses Creator's flesh like soft flutters of Monarch's delicate wings gracefully gliding on winds of transparency. Genesis and Revelation, sharing one breath each journey's end, a new beginning. Rohnnda Sayri Benavente Copyright ©2008 rohnnda s benavente

General Jargon Pt.1
Blogging within the world of Blognation just to kill some time. I'm fucking bored as fuck and I was drinking earlier. Isn't that what you're supposed to do on fubar? The main thing I've seen people supporting on this site is drinking. So my plan is to go down with a rotten liver and signed onto fubar. That seems to be cool. But anyways, as the title of this blog states... "General Jargon" which means, it's my time to ramble. I do as I please because I'm an individual and America is a "free" country. But none the less, Nikki fell down the stairs and I jumped over her like Spider-Man and she broke her leg or whatever. I don't remember what she broke but it was funny and I laughed in her face. Logan won't get on fubar because he thinks it's gay so I'm going to ask Wayne... we need to rule this bitch with an iron fist. The people under my family... watch for us. Were like a fucking virus and were going to spread through the fubarian group of pedophiles and sluts. Clean out the scum

General Orders
11 General Orders General Order 1 To take charge of this post and all government property in view. General Order 2 To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. General Order 3 To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. General Order 4 To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guardhouse than my own. General Order 5 To quit my post only when properly relieved. General Order 6 To receive, obey and pass on to the sentry who relieves me all orders from the commanding officer, officer of the day, and officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only. General Order 7 To talk to no one except in the line of duty. General Order 8 To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder. General Order 9 To call the corporal of the guard in any case not covered by instructions. General Order 10 To salute all officers and al

General Lewis B. "chesty" Puller
General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller Lewis Burwell Puller One of the greatest US Marines Legends and highest decorated Marine in History Lived: 1898-1971 Recommended Books on Chesty Puller Marine!: The Life of Chesty Puller "Paper-work will ruin any military force" - Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller "You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." - Lieutenant-General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller When an Army captain asked him for the direction of the line of retreat, Col Puller called his Tank Commander, gave them the Army position, and ordered: "If they start to pull back from that line, even one foot, I want you to open fire on them." Turning to the captain, he replied "Does that answer your question? We're here to fight." At Koto-ri in Korea - Chesty Puller at Koto-ri in Korea (From "Marine: The Life of Chesty Puller" by Burke Davis) "The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the Air Force has accomplished during t

General George S. Patton
George S. Patton George Smith Patton American General Lived: 1885–1945 "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Attributed to General George Patton Jr (from "A Genius for War" by Carlo d'Este) Click here to read the whole monologue And here for the Patton Speech (Thanks to Mr. Scott Hann) "An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshit." - General George Patton Jr "Prisoner of War guard companies, or an equivalent organization, should be as far forward as possible in action to take over prisoners of war, because troops heated with battle are not safe custodians. Any attempt to rob or loot prisoners of war by escorts must be dealt strictly with." - General George S. Patton. ("War as I knew it" 1947) “It is absurd to believe that soldiers who cannot be made to wear the proper uniform can be induced to move forward in

General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
H. Norman Schwarzkopf Retired US Army four-star General. Commander of the allied invasion of Kuwait 1991 Lived: 1934-- "I am quite confident that in the foreseeable future armed conflict will not take the form of huge land armies facing each other across extended battle lines, as they did in World War I and World War II or, for that matter, as they would have if NATO had faced the Warsaw Pact on the field of battle." - General H. Norman Schwarzkopf "As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational art, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he a soldier. Other than that he's a great military man-I want you to know that." -General H. Norman Schwarzkopf 1991 "We need to destroy not attack, not damage, not surround. I want to destroy the Republican Guard" -General H. Norman Schwarzkopf 1991 "I feel that retired generals should never miss an opportunity to remain silent conc

General Omar Bradley
Omar N. Bradley General, US Army, World War 2 Lived: 1893-1981 "In war there is no second prize for the runner-up." -General Omar N. Bradley ,U.S. Army, 1950 "Only one military organization can hold and gain ground in war-a ground army supported by tactical aviation with supply lines guarded by the navy." - General Omar N. Bradley 1951 "Wars can be prevented just as surely as they can be provoked, and we who fail to prevent them must share in the guilt for the dead." - General Omar N. Bradley "I learned that good judgment comes from experience and that experience grows out of mistakes." - General Omar N. Bradley "I am convinced that the best service a retired general can perform is to turn in his tongue along with his suit and to mothball his opinions." - General Omar N. Bradley "If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner." - General Omar N. Bradley "The world has achieved brillian

General Douglas Macarthur
Douglas MacArthur American general Supreme Allied Commander of South-West Pacific (1945) Lived: 1880–1964 "It is my earnest hope - indeed the hope of all mankind - that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past, a world found upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice." - General Douglas Macarthur "In war there is no substitute for victory." - Gen Douglas MacArthur "I Shall Return" - Gen Douglas MacArthur "The President of the United States ordered me to break through the Japanese lines and proceed from Corregidor to Australia for the purpose, as I understand it, of organizing the American offensive against Japan, a primary objective of which is the relief of the Philippines. I came through and I shall return." "Nine times of ten an army has been destroyed because its supply lines have been severed"

General Information
I get a lot of questions regarding the illnesses that now prevent me from working and being as active as I once was. In addition, the combination of these illnesses have made it unable for me to work...and I explain them--I have no problems discussing them, answering questions...but thought it might be useful to put something more specific in writing than my interpretation...and then I can direct people here for specific information, etc...so hope this helps. There will also be a subject in this blog called "The Spoon Theory"---very good story for anyone who knows anyone who deals with a silent disease which although we don't always realize it is pretty much everyone, and this story helps to explain it better than anyone can explain just not feeling good or just not feeling like going out to eat that night, etc....so hope it helps some people and that it's useful. If anyone has any questions about my illnesses or wants to discuss them due to someone they know having them, I'm alway

General Pagan Beliefs
General pagan beliefs (Not set in stone..depending on pagan tradition and personal practice) Ok, so this was written by a friend of mine on another site that i go to...she puts it SOOOOOOOO well that i thought id repost it here for those of you that dont understand Paganism and Wicca...and now, without further adieu, Ariana's words: Pagan/ Earth Religions belief, practice, and culture (Disclaimer: Ask 100 pagans "What are Pagan beliefs" and you will get 100 different answers. I write the following as a generalization of basic beliefs and cultural identity that many pagans follow. These are not set in stone. These are interpretations of the beliefs that pagans often have….but not always) 1.) Nature: Pagans recognize that the divine resides in all of nature…within and without. The divine is in every person, every tree, every plant, every animal, and every blade of grass. Pagans are very much aware of nature, and see the divine in the cycles of life that all living things mu

General
having good friends around is always hard to find. not everyone finds there good friends cause some backstab and mislead you to believing that there good person yet there trying for something else. good friends stand by you no matter what and always support you in your time of need. good friends also know when to step back and not over step there bounderies. somethings just take time and you have to give time for things to work out. just look up and hope for the best things do tend to go well when you have your good friends around to help and comfort you.

Gene
Gene I rub the lamp, The gene did appear. He ask me what my wish was, I just stood there. He nudged me and said,"I know you have a wish dear." I looked up at him, My eyes showing my experiences. "I wish for a city of tranquility." He reached down, And with his reaching hand, Presented a crystal city to me. I looked at him, My eyes fill with tears. I know this city, In which he is giving me. A place surround by God's light. Where his protect surrounds me, Keeping me safe. If you are wondering why I didn't wish for thee, It is because I need a place that protects me. Emotional hurt and pain, Is not my cup of tea. Less than honest with me, Is not a friend to me. Deceit and lies is not what friends are about. Knowing where someone stands, Then just not giving a fuck. The crystal city is were I need to be. Away from all the people out there, That just want to hurt me. Dee Parenti all rights reserved

Generating Maximum Power
****************************************************** "Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) ****************************************************** I was watching the Bruce Lee classic, "Enter The Dragon",the other night. The choreography of the fight scenes and the rapid rate that the fighters deliver the strikes is neat to watch. I remember for much of my youth my martial arts training revolved around speed. I was always trying to punch and kick faster. Often you were judged on how many strikes you could deliver in a given amount of time. In a previous post, we've already discussed the importance of striking a specific target on the other guy's body, so lets talk about speed. Where does it

Generous Friends
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Geneaology Question
When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy. I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you." "Where did Mom come from then?" "The stork brought her, too." "OK, then where did you come from?" "The stork brought me too, dear." "Okay, thanks, Grandma." I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."

Gene October Won't G To Chelsea
Da Gene's Brian Jones sang Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Eve, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Ooh, see the fire is sweepin' My very street today Comes like a red coal carpet Mad bull lost its way War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away The storm is threat'ning My very life today Gimme, gimme shelter Or I'm gonna fade away Love sister, it's just a kiss away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away I tell you

Generic Drug Names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

General Fubar Question And Answer Links
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General Tsao's Chicken
Sauce: 1/2 cup cornstarch 1/4 cup water 1+1/2 tsp minced garlic 1+1/2 tsp minced ginger root 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup white vinegar 1/4 cup cooking wine 1+1/2 cup hot chicken broth 1 tsp monosodium glutamate (optional) Meat: 3 lbs deboned dark chicken meat, cut into large chunks 1/4 cup soy sauce 1 tsp white pepper 1 egg 1 cup cornstarch Vegetable oil for deep−frying 2 cups sliced green onions 16 small dried hot peppers Mix 1/2 cup cornstarch with water. Add garlic, ginger, sugar, 1/2 cup soy sauce, vinegar, wine, chicken broth and MSG (if desired). Stir until sugar dissolves. Refrigerate until needed. In separate bowl, mix chicken, 1/4 cup soy sauce and white pepper. Stir in egg. Add 1 cup cornstarch and mix until chicken pieces are coated evenly . Add cup of vegetable oil to help separate chicken pieces. Divide chicken into small quantities and deep−fry at 350 degrees until crispy. Drain on paper towels. Place a small amount of

General Thoughts Concerning Medicinal Cannabis
General Thoughts Concerning Medicinal Cannabis The most difficult area with which to discuss when considering the altering of National legislation involving Cannabis is the issue of Medicinal use. The reason for this has nothing at all to do with the validity of Medicinal Cannabis, reasons either pro or con or even discussions on social attitudes concerning this issue. The reason for the difficulty here is the amount of source material, once one decides to plumb the depths of this discussion, becomes so overwhelmingly abundant that one is left wondering which of a thousand subjects to begin with first. Also, this information is all rather consistent in its commentary as well with almost all valid research proving not only the medicinal benefits of Cannabis, but its safety and its superiority over many of the narcotic products that are for sale today. Thus I find that if I am going to write briefly on this and not commit myself to an opus of unimaginable length, I must limit mysel

Generations
Tripping falling tumbling sharp un-serrated edges Bleeding gathering parting searing ripping sensations He is coming Coming for her Seeing only heroic deeds Nonetheless proceed Only to feel the previous escalations. Mother may I ask you why? Why he came to one so young? Destined to behold the new evolution Destined to behold the new evolution To free the hungry of their hunger And the sick of their ails To help the rich with their riches And rid the poor of their poverty Yes to be a Robin Hood of the new ages A healer with a sickness Known only to eat at the imaginary lining of the heart A sickness that no medicine might cure But now I float as if in oblivion Known only to me the fact of love That love is the artificial physical bond A bond is all that’s real All that is real to the new generation The generation of now Do I belong to this? No name. No Face. It seems so as I see the eternal pit Or seeming so spiraling pit Am I descending or ascend

Generic Pilgrim Voyage
I’d like this To be eloquent As that seems Appropriate Maybe wax Poetically About the time We’ve spent And what that Meant to me Fill the lines With love And emotions So you understood That the words Are true But keeping it Simple Is the perfect And most Accurate Thing to do The best way I can say it Is that I am Thankful For You

General Statement Of Intent
So, basically, this is where I talk to myself and try to solve my own problems with life, the universe, and everything. Knowing the answer is 42 sometimes isn't a lot of help, after all. And why this forum instead of a real shrink? Well, look at the term I'm using to describe mental health professionals. I do not respect them. There are some who honestly try to help, but trying isn't doing. Not to mention this is cheaper. :) It also solves a couple other problems. There are sometimes things I wish to say to people, but find myself not doing so for various reasons. Fear they'll leave, fear they'll want more than I can give, because I think it sounds pathetic, etc. So if you think a post is about you, it quite well could be. You might want to ask first before you do anything irrevocable though.

General Pagan Beliefs (not Set In Stone..depending On Pagan Tradition And Personal Practice)
Pagan/ Earth Religions belief, practice, and culture (Disclaimer: Ask 100 pagans "What are Pagan beliefs" and you will get 100 different answers. I write the following as a generalization of basic beliefs and cultural identity that many pagans follow. These are not set in stone. These are interpretations of the beliefs that pagans often have….but not always) 1.) Nature: Pagans recognize that the divine resides in all of nature…within and without. The divine is in every person, every tree, every plant, every animal, and every blade of grass. Pagans are very much aware of nature, and see the divine in the cycles of life that all living things must go through, such as birth and death. Most pagans are very ecologically sound and friendly, and try to live in ways that minimize the harm to the natural environment. 2.) Concepts of the divine: Pagans can be polytheistic (Belief in many Gods/Goddesses) or they can be monotheistic (belief in one God form, which is often seen as having b

General Things
So, stella is my dog. Sweet as sin. She is due for puppies any day now. Her temp is flopping back and forth, if it drops to a certian degree it means shes going into labor. I'm pretty excited. Stuff, I want to thank all the sweet people whom have welcomed me and thank those helping me get rid of the immposter who stole my photos to make an account here.

Generations - New Years Eve Party
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General Information
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General Statement Of Intent
Every so often, I try my hand at story-telling. And a couple of my friends have pics on here that really make me want to tell the story I see in them. So that's what this is. I'm not guaranteeing 1000 words, but it's what I'm shooting for. If anything, hope that like the first one they're over.

General Hospital Train
General Hospital Train ! :) I am very new to doing trains matter of fact this is my very first one :) so I hope this is successful and I want to thank AGem4life for helping me with all the questions I asked her :). I been a huge fan of General Hospital since I was in 2nd grade I remember pretending I needed to go to the washroom around 2:30 and as soon as the bell rung I use to run home to watch General Hospital and I haven't stopped watching so this is the reason I made this train :) Are u a Soap opera fan and is your favorite soap opera General Hospital if so come join the General Hospital train Just a few rules :) 1.Go to this folder and rate the pictures leave a comment on the last picture. 2. No Drama 3. add fan and add everyone on the list if you already a friend re-rate them and leave a comment just put "General Hosiptal Train". When you are done Please email me and I will make u a tag and send it to you :) So lets have fun 1.Dee75 Member of llama

Generosity...
Bring awareness to your generosity "Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment." -- Jean De La Bruyère While it’s important to give, it’s also essential that we not give more than we can afford. Only you can determine the appropriate amount of time or money you can give away, but it should not cause you hardship. We need to respect our own needs as well as the needs of others. When do you give more than you can afford? "Generosity is another quality which, like patience, letting go, non-judging, and trust, provides a solid foundation for mindfulness practice. You might experiment with using the cultivation of generosity as a vehicle for deep self-observation and inquiry as well as an exercise in giving." -- Jon Kabat Zinn

General Orders.
Research 109th Congress Senate bill #S1873. It allows the Government to use US for lab rats in the case of emergency. The last action taken is 10/24/05. "They" place it on the calander under "General Orders." Ok, Being a veteran I understand the phrase "general orders" and according to the Library of Congress website: Instructions for the Government of Armies of the United States in the Field, INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE GOVERNMENT OF ARMIES OF THE UNITED STATES IN THE FIELD. PREPARED BY FRANCIS LIEBER, LL. D. ORIGINALLY ISSUED AS GENERAL ORD.ERS No. 100, ADJUTANT GENERAL'S OFFICE, 1863. WASHINGTON: GOVERNMENT when the shit hits the fan this is going to become law overnight. ALL ACTIONS: 10/17/2005: Read twice and referred to the Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions. (text of measure as introduced: CR S11424-11433) 10/18/2005: Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions. Ordered to be reported with an amendment in the nature of a substitute favorab

General Tendencies Of People's Emphasis In Spirituality
http://www.gloryofhiscross.org/propetic13.htm Sanguine: Preaching the gospel to the poor those who live hand to mouth existence; who are unemployed; who live in want. Melancholy: Healing the brokenhearted strained relations between spouses and between parents and children, etc facing divorce proceedings in the courts of law bereaved. house of mourning. It is better to go to the house of mourning than to go to the house of feasting (Eccl.7:2). Blessed are those who mourn for they shall be comforted (Matt.5:4). Choleric: Proclaiming liberty to the captives slaves in the bondage of sin whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven (Matt.16: 19). Christ has already redeemed our bodies not only from the sin but also from the sicknesses and diseases. Phlegmatic: Proclaiming acceptable year of Lord and the day of vengeance of our God emissaries of Satan. The false prophets and the anti-christs belong

Genes
I was talkin to my mom the other night, and we got to talkin about genes, since that was her job field. Is it wrong to be mad at someone for passing on all the bad genes? Out of all the awesome qualities that both my parents and grandparents have, I got stuck with shit. My mom has a PhD but is short and has bad sinuses. Guess which trait I've inherited? Dad has a PhD, bad temper, migraines. Which ones did I get? Grandma had a PhD, huge boobs, and wonderful personality. But she had a poor self control. Again, wtf did I get stuck with? Granpa has a PhD, but can't do anything for himself for shit. Yay, lets guess. So out of all the smart ppl in my fam, I have inherited all their negative qualities it seems. Its like they had some bad sex, and went : "shit, yeah, the condom broke". I am startin to get bitter about it.

General
from the gates of insanity to the gate of sanity i have een asked whichis worse be sane or insane being in between both is much worse than on wants to believe so i really don,t know so lease don,t tell me i don,t want to know which is wrose in this journey of life that i live in.

Generic Viagra Soft Tabs Helps To Cure Ed.
Generic Viagra Soft Tabs are used to treat Erectile Dysfunction in men The Soft Tabs versions of the bestselling Generic Viagra absorb into your bloodstream quickly without losing their potency. They can be taken as little as 15 minutes before intercourse and remain active for up to 4 hours. Nearly half of all patients receiving prescriptions today are choosing to purchase generic drugs; they are safe to use and equal in quality to any brand – the only difference is that you don't have to pay brand name prices. Generic drug is a medicine which is chemically equivalent to a brand-name product, but available under its generic chemical name (e.g. Sildenafil Citrate is a generic name of a medicine known as Viagra). Generic drug is identical, or bio-equivalent to its branded drug equivalent in dosage form, safety, strength, route of administration, quality, performance characteristics and intended use. It is manufactured by the certified producer but not by the original drug's produce

Generic Viagra - Impotence Cure
Many people looking for an impotence cure try Viagra because it is one of the more common impotence cures available and were the first of its kind. Cialis and other drugs have followed suit with medicinal solutions that are as effective, but Viagra is available everywhere you look. Usually Viagra comes in dosages of 25, 50 and 100 mg tablets. If you buy them from an online pharmacy then you would be well advised to purchase the 100mg tablets. They are more cost effective, especially when bought in bulk and using a pill splitter or even a kitchen knife, and by starting with fractions of a pill you can easily up the size of dosage you take if this is required. Generic Viagra is an anti-impotence drug manufactured by Pfizer with an active ingredient sildenafile citrate for treatment of male impotence. Sildenafil citrate relaxes the muscles and increases the blood flow to particular areas of the body. The intake of Viagra increases the ability to achieve and sustain erection on being sexua

General...
sorry, had to move this... doesn't make sense in Friend requests i don't want... I am: female german 27 5'8" student (studying History, English, German) Tech Support agent for a german webmail provider goofy (Bravo reminded me... ) Webmaster of 2 websites (RememberThoseWhoDiedForYou.com and a german one localculture.de ) I love: quiet things SNOW!!! baking cooking reading fishing (usually i don't have the time) sitting at the river Rhine my job my family (even if we can't be together for long without starting to fight) my friends my cat my PDA staying up late

Genesis
I am getting to that age in my life when my sense of obligation to myself is beginning finally to out-weigh my sense of obligation to the people in my life that I love… my family. I don’t feel sorry for myself by any means. Doing things for my family has brought me joy as well as sorrow, and I wouldn’t have done things any differently. Only now, I think, am I ready to let them go… to let them sink or swim in their relationships, their habits, their addictions. I’ve been scared of leaving them to their own devices, terrified of getting a middle-of-the-night phone call that something horrible has happened and feeling guilty that I may have been able to prevent it. If only I had been here to intercede… I am ready to begin a new life… for myself; A life where the outside chaos and drama that exists with my family cannot seep in and affect me anymore. A life where I can rest my head at night knowing love without stipulations and guilt

Generosity Of Spirit
Being Happy for Others We all want to be the kind of people who are happy for others when they experience success or a cause for celebration in their lives, but it isn’t always easy. Sometimes powerful, dark feelings come up at times when decorum dictates that we should be feeling the opposite. Instead of reaching out and celebrating for our loved one, we may feel the rising up of our own pain. This pain may arise because we feel jealous of our friend for having something we don’t have. It may arise because our friend’s success will lead to us losing them in some way. And it may arise for reasons we don’t yet understand. The important thing is not to brush it under the rug, but to take it seriously and look at it; suppressing it will only make it worse. At the same time, we need to be sure to find a way to congratulate our friends and celebrate their successes as if they were our own. The struggle with being happy for others presents itself early in life. I

General
to be or not to be is the question 2 what goes up must come down by that i mean let people see the real you and not the phony you and you will some days you will be in a happy mood and in a insant you will be in a depresion /or a sad,grumpy irratable mood but i guess thats life

General
self pitty and anger is a luxery that kills most people but is enjoyable while it last and so is stupidity not ignorace that will lead you in a blind path of destuction of ones own jouney that they travel in their own journey of life .

General
freindshiips are strange ,just like relationships once you think you have them figured out, and then they arent what they seemed to be and they change on you when you try to test them to see who they really are and not the front they put on just to see if they can take what they want because the think you have money or connections to get them out of trouble because they don,t want to work or go do things like a responible humanbeins that they should be in life.

General
some addctions i want to give up like ,sweets but enjoy them to muchfor instance like cafeene , sweets ,and gmblingbecause they for me are bad but i enjoy them to an excessive ,compuilives behavior ,thats what i mean to be free or not be free .

General
wonderig what is my true perpose in life is is it being a friend or a teacher for others to learn from ,or a person to lean on only my great grand father can help me with that or can someone eles do that on my journey of ilfe.

General
good things happens to those who lest expect it that whats happened to me today i heled someone out the ther day and did with out wanting anything in return adGod rewarded me today with some much needed furniture or my house and also wtih food becuse i try to be selfsupporting and do things n my own by rowing my own vegiesnd give what idon,t s use to others for to help them out in tis day n age

General
I was wondering how come some pretty wmen i meet are gay not that theres any thing wrong with it,it just floors me because you would think uglywomen would apt to be gay or am stairo typing it pleae tell me if my misconception is wrong or am i being judgemental about the whole profiling issue at hand.

General
question : ? why does people spend every day foulishly by trying to get everything done in one day instead of doing it at alittle a time nd not taking time out for thier family or their self because is like money once its spent ,its gone for ever

General
why do people take life so serious , that they forget how to enjoy life and that we forget that enven though that we are human ,there are some people are so smart that they become so stupid ,that common sense is no where to be found in dealing with life in general period.

General
why can,t people just be happy for once in life instad of complaing besides theres to much tradgey gong on n ts world ,shespeas said that the world is stage and we are all actors, drectors,playwriters,and we want things to be perfect in an unperfect world.

Generosity Of Spirit
I am not feeling very perky today. In fact I think I have a virus. Aching muscles, sore bones, depressed attitude. Eyes that itch and sinuses that are swollen. Yep - sounds like a virus to me. Yet appointments must be kept. Physical therapy to continue to strengthen the accident torn ankle that carries my hardly featherlight weight around (oh wait, I cancelled that one for the sake of the unborn baby that is within the womb of my pt), well then - the other two appointments I kept, though I tried to breath the other way from those helping me. Another appointment I kept was one where my child was threatened with being removed from school if the emergency contact cards were not filled out. I had filled them out, and she had turned them in - yet they were no where to be found, so I filled them out again. No problem. What was distressing was the thought that my child, who has had some personal tragedy involving the things that are so carelessly shown in the above movie clip - death,

General
I miss being around my family of fire fighters that I grew up around because there was a speacal bond between us ,my dad was a firefighter thats how I got to know what a speacal talent and love they have for each other and kids espeacally the ederally and pets .

Generousity , And Being Taken Advantage Of ,
My First Blog here on Fu-bar ,,,, Well I have only been here a few months and I see that alot of us are affriad to get involved once we have have been hurt ,, Both Men and Woman these days are very abusive with there partners both Physically and Emotionaly. Myself I have been there as well , I will not aloow My past or what has happen in it to stop me from finding someone to truly Love and cherish . My real life Generousity has become to some a Co-dependcy and that what has caused My heart ache , I can not blame no one except me fpr allowing it to happen and manily continue once it got out of hand . I know One of you ladies here are looking for a true hearted man as I know there is a true hearted woman amongst you .. Just take the chance talk to me find out that I am 100% me .. No Games No Lies and No Bullshit .. Jusy a honesty Loving open heart human being .. d1gent@yahoo.com is my e-mail and messenger ,, Thank you Sincerly Daniel aka Howller

General
sometimes we forgett the real reason that we celibrate Christmas and get caught up in buying gifts and making us misserable trying to please others in getting what they want for Christmas by running from store to store in hoping that they will find what they are getting for others in our own lives.

General Platt Wants Protection
General Larry Platt is upset that his song and likeness are being used without his permission. You remember him. The guy who sang “Pants on the Ground” for the American Idol audition. He’s looking for a “copywriter” to protect a song he says he’s sung for almost five years. The song came about because he didn’t like seeing young guys wearing their pants below the belt so to speak. Check him out: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/01/22/idol-sensation-general-larry-says-pants-ground-stolen/ No need for copywriters at BlastFM. It’s available to anyone who wants to listen. Like you. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

General Rules
LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT TURF BYLAWS (PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW) Soldier Spots: To keep your soldier spot, you must be active. That doesn’t mean bringing in huge bounties or running missions. This means you that you log in regularly to check on your mobsters, make sure they are alive and well, invest their money as appropriate to increase cashflow and generally try to improve your mobster. If you don’t log in for three days, you will lose it. We don't expect you to have the biggest and baddest mobster EVER but we do expect you to at least be fully mobbed. That is 5x your current level (ie: level 10, your usuable mob is 10x5=50, level 20 x 5= 100 and so on), usuable mob maxes out at 750 usable mobbies at level 150. Don't drop links in turfs and expect them to add you; you could just get listed for your troubles. Instead look on our turf board, each of the allies listed is a link, go to their turfs and send out mob requests. You usually get a hefty amount of the accepted withi

Generating Electricity Using Wind Energy
When the wind blows, kinetic energy is being create. If kinetic energy is captured, it can be turned into other forms of energy. Wind is a renewable source of energy because it never runs out. It is clean because it does not produce pollution or carbon dioxide. Click here to read more - Home Wind Turbine and Magnet Motor Windmills in history Windmills have been used to mill (or grind) flour for more than one thousand years. The first windmills were probably built in Central Asia in the 9th century. Hundreds of years later, people began using windmills to pump water out of the ground. Capturing and converting energy Windmills are machines that convert (change) the wind’s movement into the power to move machinery. A wind turbine is a type of windmill that produces electricity. It has blades to catch the wind. The turbine converts the movement of the air into power for a generator. The generator uses that power to make electricity. Producing power Large wind turbines are very

Generating Electricity With Alternative Energy
Generating electricity with alternative energy is now easier than it ever has been before. Technology is now available that allows the homeowner to build DIY solar panels for a few hundred dollars. Click here to read more - DIY Solar Panels and Magnetic Power Generator A complete solar system purchased and installed can easily exceed $20,000. Sure, you can get that cost back, but it will take decades to do. Doesn't it make sense to build your own system whereby the savings will be nearly instantaneous? Solar panels are made of several components. The panels themselves are made up of a series of solar cells. The cells absorb sunlight which is then used to generate electricity. The term for converting light into electricity is photovoltaic. And of course, for our purposes the light was provided by the sun. There are quite a few advantages to building your own DIY solar panels. The first that comes to mind for most of the savings on utility bills. 120 watts of electricity can be genera

General
question? if you are in a friends yard just petting their pitt bull and it isnt the older dog thats agresive towards other people as well as you do they have the right to call the police on you when they ask you to leave and you are doing what they ask you to do .

Genesis
She came to me, willing and full of love Surrendering her heart and soul to me. Taking each gift she gave, I offered direction Everything became ours. I promised her excitement and security Acceptance and devotion. I gave her...everything I had. Her eyes spoke of submission Mine...of control Two hearts, bonded further with truth Desire became the fuel But trust kept the flame alive Communication brought dreams to life Love being the ultimate glue

The General Techlection
We reveal why tech might decide the outcome of the election and the tech policies of the big three parties Before politicians board their battle buses for this year’s General Election, there’s a new subject they’re going to have to rehearse sound bites for: technology. For the first time in British political history, subjects such as broadband, file-sharing and access to computers in the home are appearing on election manifestos. While no-one is pretending that pre-election pledges on broadband speeds are likely to hold as much sway over voters as the faltering economic recovery, fiddled expenses, or Gordon Brown’s short fuse, the fact the major parties are even talking about technology is indicative of its potential significance at the ballot box. Technology is a potential vote-winner in other ways too. The 2010 General Election will see the debut of social networking services such as Twitter and Facebook on the campaign trail, as MPs and candidates slip the

General Frustrations
I have so much to do around the house, but, I don't feel like doing any of it. I got into a fight with a freind of mine and I feel bad about it because I yelled at him and in hindsight I don't think he deserved it, so, I told him I was sorry and things are all good again...... I feel asthough I need a vacation from my life as I know it. I want to be somewhere else, do something I haven't done in a long time or do something I have never done....I am not sure where my life is heading, and I am not sure how I am getting there or who will be going with me on this journey, but, I can bet anything, it'll be one hell of a ride.

General
some times when you lest expect the ones who you think wouldn,t help you does and prays for you because sometimes you need extra help in everyday life because they,re people who would rather see you sink and not servive than servive in life.

General Cleaning Tips For Ugg
General cleaning tips: Yang Maopi you need mild detergent such as Woolite Yang Maopi detergents to clean UGG boots snow, or it can try to use will not damage the wool and the internal organization of all-natural cleaning agent. Must be based on instructions in cold water and detergent dilution, dilution every 2 cups of water 2 tablespoons Woolite; like all other natural cleaning agents such as Ecover Delicate Wash, with a 2.5 liter bottle of cold water and 1 1 / 3 detergent mixed. Some people say, you can even use mild diluted shampoo, but be very careful - you never want to remove all the natural suet, which is part of the wool boots. Oil in the hair, the bad; oil in the wool uggs boot, the useful! Next, use a cloth soaked in cold water boots a little wet the surface, pay attention to careful not to completely soak the entire wool cortex. With a sponge dipped in a small amount of cleaning agents, to fight the way a small circle and gently rub the entire region. On stubborn stains or h

Generation Gaps
I spend way too much time trying to please everyone around me. Both my mother and my son are staying with me at the moment. Talk about a generation gap with me stuck in the middle. My mother is hard to please and set in her ways, which I usually just go along with. My son is a young 20something and I am young enough to remember how that is. lol He plays the tv kinda loud because he has 80% hearing loss in one ear. He is in the kitchen a lot because he loves to cook. He helps himself to whatever is in the house, which I prefer. I don't like for anyone to feel as if they can't make themselves at home in my house. Mother is barely speaking to me this morning. Why? Because my son and Blake's mommy are getting back together and she came over last night with her almost 2 year old lil boy. No Blake because we have been sick here and want to make sure Blake doesn't catch anything. As soon as they got here mother told me to shut her bedroom door. I did. She didn't come

Genetic Slop Bucket
Anyone who knows me at all knows that my health sucks. I could give you another long list of all the crap they've found but at this point it's just another pill. I just try to keep smiling, and buy bigger bras of course :) HOWEVER In the last month alone both of my sons have started being diagnosed with health problems. It seems every time we see a doctor I hear the words "You know this is genetic right?" Now I'm aware that it's ridiculous to feel guilty for passing this crap on to them, but it does get so hard some days to keep that smile on my face. Like really they are six and thirteen why are they paying for losing in the genetic lottery already? I was nearly 30!

The General Public...
Working with the general public is killing me inside. Day in and day out I'm being yelled at for shit beyond my control and it's literally making me hate myself. It's ruining me. I've never been the easy going, happy go lucky type...but fuck! I'm sick of being so bitter and hateful. I've had it with people thinking the world revolves around them and that they will get there way if they yell the loudest. It's tiring. If something goes wrong and it's my fault I have no problem taking the blame, apologizing profusely and doing whatever I can to make the customer happy, but when it's something like a manufacturer pushing a purchase order for something out to a later date I can't change that. I can't call up Rowe or Lane and say "Hey! Hurry the fuck up! This idiot needs his recliner yesterday!" Honestly, if an ottoman or an end table is going to ruin your day you should look deeper into yourself and realize that it isn't the end of the world if you have no place to set your glass for an ext

Genesis, Washington State
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land are

General Thoughts
I hope all of you that read this are doing well today. I am back from Washington DC were I had to attend some summits. It is always seeing business friends that I have not talked to in a long time. Gas prices are finally coming down and bit and I hope people are not still not happy though. gas is still way to high and should be under $3 a gallon. it is amazing that people I talk to are happy with gas below at $4 a gallon. if they keep thinking like that we will contunie to pay morefor gas than we should. for some reason a lot of my tv shows I watch are being cancelled. That suks! chick at least is going to come back for a half a season before they cancel it. I bet they want to see how the new story line goes before they decide if they renew it for longer or not. finally please let me know if you like the general thought or if you want me to stay on just one subect for the blog. Peace and love to all and remember it takes less mucles in ur face to smile, so smile :-)

Generation Of Steam
Turning the final bolt the creator steps back to admire his work, a thing of beauty, he calls out to the engineers on the lower level to fire it up. They open the flue and the air rushes into the furnace, he watches as the temperature rises past the red line. Sweating he checks the self sustaining heat generator he just installed making sure it does not crack as the pressure builds. Holding firm the metal does creak and groan, checking his gauges he calls out to release the steam. A loud hiss and the steam rushes through pushing the pistons he feels the ship list.! With a grin he rushes up to the deck and looks over seeing the ground slowly fall away as they rise through the air. The captain walks up and pats him on the shoulder saying "Don't let it go to your head, but simply amazing son!". Down below he watches as the elves all run outside to see the massive airship in it's first flight, but he doesn't stay this is only a test run. Now the real work begins...

Genetic Breakthrough: Programmable Yeast
Synthetic DNA added to yeast cells, paving way for 'evolution' on demand Scientists' feat could lead to better biofuels and vaccines, and is a significant step towards completely synthetic organisms Synthetic DNA designed in the laboratory was added to yeast cells without preventing its ability to survive and reproduce. Photograph: Manfred Kage/Getty Life forms have been created that carry strands of genetic material designed and built from scratch in the lab, paving the way for on-demand "evolution" of organisms. Scientists made sections of chromosomes, the long molecules that bear DNA, and transferred them into yeast cells, of the kind normally used in baking. The cells adopted the new genetic code as part of their normal cellular machinery and, to the scientists' surprise, appeared as healthy as their natural counterparts. The feat is a big step towards the manufacture of completely synthetic organisms that could be designed to churn out biofuels, vaccin

Genetic Abnormality Found In Ms Patients
Multiple sclerosis patients enrolled in a study were found to have a genetic abnormality that leads to reduce brain levels of a specific neurosteroid called allopregnanolone, according to an international research team. Previous studies have shown that neurosteroids play a key role in some brain functions as well as repair. The discovery, published in the journal Brain, could lead to new treatments for MS, which is characterized by inflammation and damage to myelin, the protective covering of nerve cells. As the disease progresses, it can affect vision, hearing, memory and movement. Preliminary work looks promising. The researchers, led by Chris Power of the University of Alberta, report decreased brain inflammation in MS mice given additional levels of allopregnanolone. Earlier in the day, Longchamp Outlet before Cameron’s arrival, interim Liberal leader Bob Rae rejected the notion that an austerity program such as Britain’s is the only key to success. “I think there

General Familiarity With Cover Review
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each

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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each

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A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you t o be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one

Genie In The Bottle
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel!! No, think of another wish!" The man said, "OK" and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understan

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Man Steals Car to Turn Himself In Email this Story Sep 13, 9:20 PM (ET) GENEVA, N.Y. (AP) - A western New York man faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he said he stole so he could turn himself in on another charge. Ontario County sheriff's deputies say they pulled over Vincent Estrada Junior, 29, and found that the car he was driving had recently been stolen from a parking lot. Police said Estrada was wanted on a family court warrant, and he told deputies he stole the car so he could drive to the Geneva City Police Department to turn himself in. But he never made it there. Deputies say they arrested him and drove him back to Canandaigua to face the car-theft charges. Estrada was being held in Ontario County Jail on Thursday, in lieu of $5,000 cash bail or $10,000 bond.

Genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; i

The Genie Has Been Released
***Blog Disclaimer*** This blog is no shape or form directed toward anyone. If you happen to think that it is, it's your own guilt eating at you...*** This is something that's been in there for the past 7 years... I have things going through my head that I need to get out. Some days I wish that my brain was like a computer that I could just simply delete out what I don't want there. But I know that I can't, so I just block them and bottle them up. It's time the genie came out. I am so sick of being bottled up. I hate seeing you like this. You should not let anyone treat you this way. If he cares as he says he does, then he should let everyone know. I think that he has a hidden agenda. He's using you. He's made you cry, he's made you sad. No one should make you feel that way and you know it. You know what it feels like to be loved, wanted, needed, and desired. You remember those feelings. Don't settle for someone that makes you feel the way you do. He's only out for himsel

Genius
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

A Genious Or An Idiot?
Below is the article, The Morning Call is the local paper from here (Allentown, PA) The authors email and phone number are at the bottom. I think we should all let him know how we feel, since he did SUCH a good job researching the article he wrote. Disfigured skin points where culture is going You can tell where a culture is headed by examining whom its members seek to emulate. Just a few centuries ago, there was a culture still mired in the Stone Age, with no written language, no science, no math, no architecture, no nothing requiring thought Its members had not even managed to invent the wheel. That culture's only contribution to the world was the decorative ''tatu. '' In most other parts of the ancient world, tattoos were disfigurements usedonly to identify criminals or slaves. Now that Polynesians can read, use wheels, count and appreciate musical instruments other than drums, they've advanced to a point where most of them have abandoned tattoos. As one culture ascends, it seems,

The Genie
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf…Unfortunately, the wife whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed 'I warned you to be careful! Now we have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is gonna cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage t hat was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you...You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'

Genius Talents List
GENIUS TALENTS LIST ( C 2003 ) Josie Roberts for hobby counseling Particularly pertinent items are in color RED. 1. improvisation of any & everything at well 2. gift of gab 3. art/color coordination 4. music 3 or more instruments + sing 5. dance including strip tease up the flag pole 6. drama/negotiation/diplomacy 7. orchestration/directing/leader 8. math in topology, algebra, analysis, and applied 9. mysticism / psychic sex connection 10. sexual innuendo / fashion / statistics 11. electronic/ mechanics design, e.g. robotics 12. tinkering / computers 13. automobile tinkering -- build your own from scratch parts 14. spying / lieing with goodwill / makeup arts 15. hunt / fish / sports / sportsmanship combo 16. martial arts / suicide missions 17. cognitive studies 18. doctor / nurse 19. executive secretary that runs boss's office 20. lawyer / bureaucracy with a heart 21. surgery / orgaqnizer / cleanup 22. catch-22, catch-222 resolver 23. writin

Genie & The Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "F

Genius
I think we should find this guy and make him our President!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is from an article in the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on>>> Sunday.>>>>>>>>>>>> The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You>>>>>> Fix the Economy?">>>>>>>>>>>> I think this guy nailed it!>>>>>>>>>>>> Dear Mr. President:>>>>>>>>>>>> Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.>>>>>>>>>>>> Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will>>>>>> squander>>> the>>>>>> money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following>> plan.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:>>>>>>>>>>>> There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.>>>>>>>>>>>> Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with>>>>>> the following>>>>>> stipulations:>>>>>>>>>>>> 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment>> fixed.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered -

Genie In Bottle By Christina Aguilera
Oh... I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone To release me You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way But that dont mean I'm gonna give it away Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby) Oh whoa... My body's saying let's go Oh whoa... But my heart is saying no (no) If you wanna be with me, baby There's a price you pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression I gotta like what you do I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Gotta rub me the right way, honey I'm a genie in a bottle, baby Come, come, come and let me out The music's playing and the lights' down low One more dance and then we're good to go Waiting for someone Who needs me Hormones racing at the speed of light But that don't mean it's gonna be tonight Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby) Oh whoa... My body's saying let's go Oh whoa... But my heart is saying no (no) If you wanna be with m

Genital Warts
Trying to get rid of genital warts is hard and frustrating. There are so many products to pick from. And you want to get rid of them because they are causing embarrassment, they get itchy and you have to scratch them, they also cause pain. Finally here is the solution How To Get Rid Of Genital Warts

Genital Piercing
I know that some of you may not like genital piercings, but i figured this would not be the type of mumm to do. Some of you know i have pierced my genitals, and im really thinking i want a few. maybe a prince albert if i can work up the courage lol it looks painful but surprisingly enough, the pubic piercing i have didnt hurt nearly as much as i thought, tho a little more than my nipples.... so for you ladies who like piercings on a mans penis, what do you like and why? and if any of my male friends here, have any...whats the story... I dont want to know about your cock or anything, but whats the deal lol and for my mumm in a blog... lol I have just had hoops in my nipples for as long as ive had them pierced, and i bought some rings today.. some hoops and some horse shoes...one set has spikes the other balls... give me your opinions

The Genie
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp... blah, blah, blah... This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"The man sat and thought about it for a while and said , "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No. Think of another wish."The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women...know

Genic Right Ventricular Cardiomyopathy. Urs
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- An Ohio coroner says Columbus Crew midfielder Kirk Urso died of a genetic defect of the heart and the death was considered natural. The 22-year-old Urso was pronounced dead in August at Grant Medical Center after collapsing at a downtown Columbus bar and restaurant. Franklin County Coroner Jan Gorniak said Friday that Urso died of arrhythmogenic right ventricular cardiomyopathy. Urso played in six games with the Crew and was rehabbing from a sports-groin injury sustained in May. Crew president and general manager Mark McCullers says the news helps bring closure to the sudden and tragic loss of Urso. Wholesale Jerseys From China . -- Dustin Tokarski made 30 saves as the Norfolk Admirlas extended their professional record winning streak to 25 games with a 4-1 win over the Binghamton Senators in American Hockey League action on Saturday. Wholesale NFL Jerseys From China . This time, Stephen Curry made sure history wouldnt repeat against another Western Confe

Genocide
Genocide is the intentional destruction of a people or culture in order to benefit the destructor. I, being Indian of Alsea, Klickitat, and Lower Umpqua ancestry, would like to tell you about the things that affect me in present-day life. Sports Teams Native Americans are used in advertising and as sports team names. We are mocked and made fun of so a few non-Indians can amass great amounts of wealth. These stereotypes and caricatures have a dehumanizing effect. By "dehumanizing" I mean: to make other than human of that which is human. What dehumanizing does is make it easier for humans to do inhuman things to their fellow human beings. If you don’t consider Indians to be a people, it makes it easier to attempt to separate us from our remaining lands which is genocide. When Indians protest these names and advertising, people don’t care because we have been dehumanized in the eyes of most people through the use of advertising and sports team names. Advertising and sports te

The Genocydal Empyre V2.0 News 3/10/07
Hi everyone, Lord Genocyde here and normally, I'm clowning and promoting shows using this but today, this won't be the case. I have something very important to announce to listeners, fans, bands, etc. Doc Nasty (Owner and Operator of KrushRadio Networks): "okay, so, yesterday, the Govt passed specific legislation that was initiated by SoundExchange, wwho is the licensing body of the RIAA...for lack of a better explanation what this legislation does is ....for lack of a better way of putting it .... outlaws the way we broadcast, which is via mp3. the way it works, is that we have to have DRM Enabled streams... This will kill our ability to do what we do. The main reason for this new law, and new fee structure is because XM and Sirius are merging. which means, they are losing a couple million dollars in licensing. to make it up, they have to get it back somewhere As of today, krushradio, and other stations of hte krushradio networks, are now operating withou

The Genocydal Empyre V2.0 Important Bulletin!!!!
Breaking News, Everyone! The show for 4/24/07 may undergo cancellation unless I can reschedule for later on in the night. I'm going to leave a message with Mirage and Austin about possibly rescheduling the show for 12am EST. If not, I'll cancel it and resume as normal a week from today. There is method to my madness, though. You're about to be introduced to it. Back in late '05, I interviewed a man named Fred Brito. My friend Tammi urged me to read his blog and have a look. Tammi knows I'm a sucker for underdog stories and I champion them on a regular basis. After reading it, I realized, "Holy shit! This is for real!" I sat in stark amazement. Fred Brito was imprisoned for doing what any decent human being would do. After his incarceration, while on parole, Fred was having one hell of a time getting a job that would support him and his aging mom and dad. Fred just wanted a quiet life and the ability to take care of them. He just wanted a second chance. That secon

The Genocide At Vinnitsa
by Dr. William Pierce In the May issue of Free Speech, I discussed he mass murder of the leadership stratum of the Polish nation by the Soviet secret police in the Katyn Forest in April 1940. We discussed that genocidal atrocity in the light of the ongoing Jewish campaign to portray Jews as the principal victims of the Second World War. A good deal of interest in that article was expressed by readers, many of whom had not been acquainted previously with the facts of the Katyn atrocity. I will now explore this general subject further. Here is some information about the fate of the Ukrainian nation at the hands of the Soviet secret police. In 1943 Germany was at war against the Soviet Union. Twenty-five years earlier, at the end of the First World War, when communist revolutionaries were attempting to take over Germany, Adolf Hitler had sworn to devote his life to fighting communism. He was only a corporal at the time, recuperating from his war wounds in a military hospital, but 15

The Genocydal Empyre V3.0 News (hmm...upgrades)
Hey everyone, Ok now I know you haven't heard from our camp in awhile. Well, that stops here and now. First, let me apologize for this rather long wait that you've had to endure. Many know that I left WorldRock because of format and we left it with a fuckin' bang. No shit, folks. Fred marched himself up into WorldRock's world and gave them the hard truth that night. Everything Fred handed them was a hard pill to swallow but after the barrage of hardcore factoids, he came in with solutions. This wasn't just some bullshit rant, full of rhetoric, bereft of solutions. Nope, this was hard, all-out, in-your-face with a killer dose of tactful response and the best part, while he's not an entertainer by profession, he left 'em wantin' more. We hope to set that up quickly. Many of you also know that my monitor had developed a shitty black spot that just seemed to grow and grow and not really get any better. Just when it would get better, it's progress would halt. Even though

Genocide Junkies House Of Doom
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Genorsity
Being generous is a trait and a good trait. To be able to help those in need and not to expect something in return is a rareity in people. I give and refuse to ask for anything in return. For to ask for something in return is not being generous, it being greedy. And Carl "the guitarman" is not greedy, for you damn sure can not take it with you when you die! And as Forest Gump would say, "that's all I have to say about that">

Genoa Is Italy's Northwest Transportation Hubs
Genoa (Genova) is located in the Gulf of Genoa in northern Italy, the city is the capital of the region of Liguria, is a famous port city, Italy's largest port, has a population ofArsenal jersey about 60 million. The second largest port in the Mediterranean, after Marseilles, France. The shipping business is the city's main source of income, transportation and insurance industry is very developed. In addition, petrochemical, iron and steel, metallurgy, food and shipbuilding. It is also the shipbuilding industrial center, two-thirds of the country's ship construction. There are machinery, railway equipment, oil refining, steel and textile industries. Rail hub. EU-China oil pipeline, a pipeline leading to the Lombardy Region, Switzerland and Germany as a starting point. Northern Italy to the western Mediterranean to the sea. The export of textiles, olive oil and wine. Tourism development, multi-churches, palaces and medieval monuments. Edit this paragraph traffic Genoa is Italy's nort

Genoa Local Food Specialties
Genoa for their own local traditions and proud of these traditions inherited with the changing time and space down, and now locals is committed to the re-development of their value, and strive to rediscover those who have lost something. Basil sauce pasta In addition to the basil dedicated a chapter (see Basil Park), AC Milan?jerseythe locals hope of better understanding the specific foods and food selectively introduce pure, delicious and natural wine cooking varieties, as well as sausage, cheese, sweets, edible oil, apple. Genoa local food specialties plus basil pasta sauce (la pasta al pesto), green basil sauce with delicious pasta from the visual and taste gives the appetite. Liguria is a wide variety of arts and crafts, making unusually fine, even veryBarcelona jersey good sales outside the Region. Liguria crafts people are always very clever to use their own region or by maritime trade and other ways to reach a large area of raw materials to produce the exquisite handicrafts.

Genpets
Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica! The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today! That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals. We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish (link) and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys (link). Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived! click the link for more info Genpets

Genral Chat
Hiya every1, well i woke up to the darkness of winter yet again this morning. It was cold and one of those mornings you wish you could stay in bed. How long did it take you to get out of bed this morning? I wish i was still there do you??

Gentle Love
Tender skin, soft under my finger tips. Dark eyes that watch my touch, closing only when overtaken by pleasure. A pretty face, framed in soft hair. Unpainted lips, responsive to my gentle kiss. Full round breasts, youthfully eager for attention. Each nipple firming to my loving touch. Soft smooth skin, tender on inner thighs. Shapely legs open to my gentle persuasion. Delicate secrets revealed, hungry to know more of love, Wet with passion's sweet nectar tender to a lover's touch. Oh dear woman, your heart is precious, Your spirit soars When desire overwhelms you. Oh sweet lady, my desire for you consumes me. To know your heart And fly high with your spirit. Hold me closely and touch me in gentle ways. Receive in return the gifts of my love and desire for you. Let's be together for this brief time we walk this path. Let's learn of joy and take fond memories when we part.

Gently
The small of her cigarette smoke permiates his nostrils as he sits back in the chair and turns on the DVD. She walks by him a slight grin on her lips and still facing him slides her body to her knees never leaving contacy with his body from her hand. Once she was down her hand trailed from his shoulder, down over his chest to teasingly flick over the nipple and then down to his belly, thigh then knee. Once pleased with herself and his reaction she turn around positioned between his legs and settled to watch the movie with him. She never knew what the movie was as his fingers found themselves in her hair, stroking back and forth along her scalp and drawing his fingernails--just long enough to scratch and dig--from the crown of her forhead and back down to the top of her spine. He listened with a great sense of pride as soft moans escaped her lips and noted she was even having trouble drinking her beer and smoking her cigarette. He found himself dragging and pulling at her hair, t

Gentle Hands
I am not so far from you Just a little way beyond Past the cares and past the pain Far past my earthly bonds When you feel you miss me most As years go drifting by Each memory will prove to you That our love will never die. For memories are but a touch From the Father's gentle hand To heal your pain and mend your hearts To help you understand That while I left you far too soon I did not leave alone For the Father sent His angels To gently take me home. Take comfort when you think of me Keep my love alive in your heart And with the warmth of each memory We will never be apart.( When You're Ready For Reality)

The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies
The words are so familiar - all the same greats, the same mistakes It doesn't have to be like this. If you don't make a friend, now One might make you - So learn The gentle art of making enemies Don't look so surprised Happy birthday...Fucker Blow that candle out, We're gonna kick you (Don't say you're not because you are) (Don't say you're not because you are) (History tells us that you are) (History tells us that you are) All you need is just one more excuse You put up one hell of a fight I wanna hear your very best excuse Never felt this much alive Your day has finally come - So wear the hat and do the dance And let the suit keep wearing you. This year you'll sit and take it And you will like it - It's the gentle art of making enemies I deserve a reward Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had And if I tighten up my hole - You may never see the light again (There's always an easy way out) (There's always an easy way out) (You need someth

A Gentle Lamb
A Gentle Lamb Where God's love is, there is no fear, because God's perfect love drives out fear. 1 John 4: 18 A lot of us live with a hidden fear that God is angry at us. Somewhere, sometime, some Sabbath school class or some television show convinced us that God has a whip behind his back, a paddle in his back pocket, and he's go- ing to nail us when we've gone too far. No concept could be more wrong! Our Sa- vior's Father is very fond of us and only wants to share his love with us. We have a Father who is filled with compas- sion, a feeling Father who hurts when his chil- dren hurt. We serve a God who says that even when we're under pressure and feel like noth- ing is going to go right, he is waiting for us, to embrace us whether we succeed or fail. He doesn't come quarreling and wrangling and forcing his way into anyone's heart. He comes into our hearts like a gentle lamb, not a roaring lion.

Gentle Creative Insight
You could enjoy strength of mind as you handle your business and personal affairs with competence. While determination can be helpful in pushing past your limits, it may also cause you to exert excessive force in situations where gentleness might work better. Correcting this tendency is simple if you tap into your creative insight and use it to devise unique solutions to difficult situations today. Rather than trying to force something to happen, simply detach emotionally from the outcome and turn within to focus on the stream of spiritual wisdom running through you. As you focus your attention on this stream of energy, you will strengthen its intensity and find yourself feeling very inspired and open to divine inspiration. Connecting to our creative insight can clarify our thoughts, awaken our intuition, and increase our receptivity to creative solutions. Attempting to force events to shift to our liking is often an exercise in futility, so we can learn to use our creative insight

Gentle Master
growing joining You in this journey a shadow of an ivy branch, wrapped around Your trunk of strength climbing only as far as You dare to permit flexing, reaching towards the edge reshaping bending, never breaking Your gentle caress stretching my limits holding me in Your palm molding, guiding my dreams trusting never permitting me to fall the edge moves farther, safe in Your palm Your soft words of praise encouraging, lifting my soul submitting relinquishing control Your will becoming my desire Your smile, my pleasure desiring, respecting Your domination i am Your precious tame trembling in anticipation submitting to my Love seeking my Protector yearning for my Teacher You are ........ my Master

Gentle Breezes On A Crisp Cold Night
Gentle Breezes on a Crisp Cold Night the cold wraps its arms tight about each breath I breathe leaves its mark on the night like a tiny fog for fairy lands my breath drifts up off then away it goes the wind that blows pink on my cheeks a whispered caress from a lover's speak yet no embarassment the crisp chill in the air becomes an embrace welcomed to this heated flesh filled with desire for more not less the breeze so cold so crisp so night the breath of a lover to spirit to soul lingering now about my neck shivers run the thoughts in the mind my ears hear the voice of the day we met speaking so clear gentle winds on a crisp cold night

The Gentlemens Club
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

A Gentleman Speaks In Rhyme . . .
A gentleman speaks in rhyme . . . Forgive the intrusion please for I'm usually not so bold but I find that situations dictate the actions that unfold I've watched disjointed at these lavish goings-on and truth be told I find the context embarrassingly wrong to covet and procure that which is not yours time and time again to shame yourself hopelessly with the veracity of this sin For true men of honor wouldn't dream of allowing flesh to contort the mind And it is these truths within my sorrowed heart that I do find that the current dilemma is one that simply begs tell me sir did you know that happens to be my wife between your legs November 18, 2006 Ezequiel J. Flores Jr.

Gentlemen Prefer
im not going to apolgize for giving blondes 5's and 6's im totally biased in my arguements over my preference for women with red or dark hair... and frankly...i really dont care this candy coated image of what is defined as beautiful anymore is astonishing more or less...if i wanted a barbie...id go to toys'r'us.

A Gentleman's Foreplay
If only love could be honored. Oh for a shotgun wedding said the father. It would be no bother to shun their gun. Not outdone ,every daughter would have her day, no worrying about her altars bother. No longer prey, undone, gentleman's foreplay would fade away, resulting In just flowers , courtships and a new son. Oh for the fun that would be won when Virgin fears no longer flung their pride, oh how happy parents tongues would wag, as cupids arrow wounds another's hide. Bells would peal and hearts would kneel as boys whom often sung of their illicit romances pride won, now felt the halter of a bride just for fun. True loves Psalter once again blossoms as marriage propagation would begin to issue force a bride worldwide. Population growth clearly could confide in a means to start anew, a landslide agrarian system glued by abiding fruitful breeding. Happenstance proceeding maybe, but one can only hope, perhaps

Gentlemen Rules
General Etiquette: • Always be polite • Do not curse • Do not speak loudly • Do not lose your temper • Do not stare • Do not interrupt • Do not spit • Respect your elders • Do not laugh at other’s mistakes • Remove your hat indoors • Wait for seating before eating Basics of Chivalry: • Always open doors • Put on her coat • Help with her seat • Give up your seat • Stand at attention • Give her your arm • Ask if she needs anything Basic Good Manners: • Don’t flaunt your riches • Never let others see you looking at your watch • Never groom yourself in public • Be punctual • Shake hands firmly • Apply constant verbal grace • Tip well and discreetly • Project high moral values Party Etiquette: • Acknowledge your acquaintances • Address new acquaintances by their title and last name • Look at you interlocutor • At dinner, address those on your left and right • Never remove your coat or necktie when in company • Only talk when you’ve been formally

Gentlemen's Rules
Youkai_07 is the original author of this Gentlemen Rules General Etiquette: • Always be polite • Do not curse • Do not speak loudly • Do not lose your temper • Do not stare • Do not interrupt • Do not spit • Respect your elders • Do not laugh at other’s mistakes • Remove your hat indoors • Wait for seating before eating Basics of Chivalry: • Always open doors • Put on her coat • Help with her seat • Give up your seat • Stand at attention • Give her your arm • Ask if she needs anything Basic Good Manners: • Don’t flaunt your riches • Never let others see you looking at your watch • Never groom yourself in public • Be punctual • Shake hands firmly • Apply constant verbal grace • Tip well and discreetly • Project high moral values Party Etiquette: • Acknowledge your acquaintances • Address new acquaintances by their title and last name • Look at you interlocutor • At dinner, address those on your left and right • Never remove your coa

Gentleman Caller
Your gentleman caller... Well, he's been calling on another. He loves his forbidden fruit... And as it dribbles down his chin He cries, "Baby, I've been drinking with some friends! Now how 'bout a little kiss..." Bad boy... Rub his nose in it. What a mess. ... and he's playing dumb. Do do do do do do do do... I'm not looking for a lover... All those lovers are liars. ... I'd never lie to you. You say you want to get even? Yeah, you want to get your bad man good? Well, are you in the mood? You bad girl... Does it feel good being bad? And getting worse? Do do do do do do do do... But in the morning, on the sober dawn of Sunday... You're not sure what you have done. Who told you love was fleeting? Sometimes men can be so misleading to take what they need from you. ... Whatever you need to make you feel like you've been the one behind the wheel. The sunrise is just over that hill, The worst is over. Whatever I said to make you think that love's the reli

Gentworld.com
I'm trying to win the Gentworld May model contest. Right now I am in the lead, but could use all the help I can get to win. Please click below to vote for me. Vote for Renee. Also if you register your votes count for 5 and you are entered to win a great prize. Thanks.

Gentlemen Quiz
Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman? 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) Your partner climaxes first b) You both climax simultaneously c) You don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) Healthy, creative love-play b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) The best part of the experience b) The second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in

Gentle Thoughts For The Day
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take tim

Gentle Thoughts For Today
Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take

Gentle Love
I feel your passion for my touch. As you lean forward to take on the aroma of my bodies scent. The smell only teases you, the tingle in between your inner thighs tells no lie, you want it, and want it for yourself. Your chest heaves up and down as if you're out of breath. Your lips flutter and eye glazed in a dreamy state as you know that i'm so close. And then i caress your back soft and slow, i place my warm moist lips on yours. I feel your calmness settle in as you know you blouse has just fallen to the floor........ What would you do?

Gentle Dom
growing joining You in this journey a shadow of an ivy branch, wrapped around Your trunk of strength climbing only as far as You dare to permit flexing, reaching towards the edge reshaping bending, never breaking Your gentle caress stretching my limits holding me in Your palm molding, guiding my dreams trusting never permitting me to fall the edge moves farther, safe in Your palm Your soft words of praise encouraging, lifting my soul submitting relinquishing control Your will becoming my desire Your smile, my pleasure desiring, respecting Your domination i am Your precious tame trembling in anticipation submitting to my Love seeking my Protector yearning for my Teacher You are ........ my Master

Gentlemen ... Gentle Men ... A Dying Breed ~!
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every gu

Gentle Thoughts...
Gentle thoughts for today. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everyb ody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lo

Gentlmen
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that shows her off to his friends. To every guy that sticks up for her. To every guy who doesn't cheat on her. To every guy who doesnt play her. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that has only one girl at a time. To every guy who wants a relationship, not a one night stand. To every guy who gives her a peice of him that she can break. To every guy who admits to being human and making mistakes, but tries not to make them at all. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her

Gentle Love
By Robert W. Birch Tender skin, soft under my finger tips. Dark eyes that watch my touch, closing only when overtaken by pleasure. A pretty face, framed in soft hair. Unpainted lips, responsive to my gentle kiss. Full round breasts, youthfully eager for attention. Each nipple firming to my loving touch. Soft smooth skin, tender on inner thighs. Shapely legs open to my gentle persuasion. Delicate secrets revealed, hungry to know more of love, Wet with passion's sweet nectar tender to a lover's touch. Oh dear woman, your heart is precious, Your spirit soars When desire overwhelms you. Oh sweet lady, my desire for you consumes me. To know your heart And fly high with your spirit. Hold me closely and touch me in gentle ways. Receive in return the gifts of my love and desire for you. Let's be together for this brief time we walk this path. Let's learn of joy and take fond memories when we part.

Gentle Kisses
Gentle kiss, silky thighs, living in the moment, the joy in your, surprise in every motion, passion at every turn, hormones like a fire, forever will they, churning, writhing, moving together in time, bliss, knowing im yours, knowing you're mine....

The Gentle Master
A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak. I'm here for you, now and always no matter how far time and space takes us. Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself, but I give onto you regardless -- for my love is unconditional. Like the olive tree that can both feed you and shade you, I am there seeming

Gently
your hands slide up my back caressing the flesh you find there your breath stirs the hair on my brow lips lowering to find mine my hands wrapped around your neck as you kiss me gently softly my heart speeds up as you whisper you love me and lower me to the bed your hands gliding over my body removing the clothing in their way baring me to your eyes an touch you stroke me slowly making me want it looking deep into my eyes as you enter me kissing me stealing my breath loving me as gently as no one before my cries of completion ring in your ear as you join me and hold me close kissing me softly to sleep

Gentle Thoughts For Today.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing a t the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt

The Gentle Lady
She sits waiting for me to meet for lunch. Every Friday is the same. She sits in front of the library reading and studying. Her glasses hide her passionate eyes. She fills her days with study and accomplishments. Today I stand at a distance and just watch her. All the students hurrying to class. The typical guys chase after the big boobed blonds and run right past her. No one even knows she exist. The only thing I can think is what fools. She is the real treasure. Hidden from site behind a small frame and determined eyes. A tiny voice that can not be heard amongst the bellowing blonds. Life goes on and so does the Gentle Lady. MD and surgeon. Her tiny frame now shows her true beauty. The typical guys now notice her. But the fools still miss the Gentle Lady.

Gentle Side Of You
At first I shocked your ego shook up somewhat your pride, when I uncovered the emotions that you fought so hard to hide. It was hard to reach inside you beyond the front you wear drag out into the open all the kindness hidden there. You've such a tough exterior but I penetrated through long enough to fall in love with the gentle side of you.

Gentle Thoughts For Today!
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is

The Gentleman Perv Or How Not To Be A Dick About It
All men have the capacity to be perverts. Some have nice, clean profiles with talk of long walks on beaches, cuddling, looking for Ms. Right; and of course looks aren't important. But guess what? While he's waiting on the perfect, "imperfect" woman, he's willing to get his jolly's anywhere he can. So he hits you up for your messenger service.. then wham! He's the pervert in gentleman's clothing. Now along comes this profile of a pervert. No doubt about it, no questions or arguments. Yes, I want to talk perverted to you ladies. However, there is more to this 'book cover' then meets the eye. A kind, patient, non-judgmental and HONEST gentleman peeks out from behind the green door. My rules of engagement on here are really very simple. 1.Respect your friends privacy and anonymity. 2.Never perv on a woman unless they have at least talked to you and aware of whats in your profile. 3.Never attempt to win her affections when you have no intentions of keeping them (this is a

A Gentle Word Like A Spark Of Light (written Long Ago, For The Exwife...)
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling Wife. gmw2mlw

Gentelman's Mumm: Friend Or Foe?
Since I'm a nufu, I couldn't reply to the question this brother raised on his mumm. But this is the reply I would have wrote. Hopefully he finds it. He as a friend that he thinks is a bad parent and what to do about it. He wondered what would be the correct course of action, talk to him/inform Child Services, or Mind his own business. This is my comment: Brother man, if you are concerned about the child, then express that concern to your friend. If you are concerned about your friend, express this concern as well. Few can judge what they know nothing about. What do you define as a 'bad parent'? Because one thing to you is often time different to another. Your friend could be depressed and suffering from low energy levels as well as a lack of empathy or sympathy for himself or others. If you think there is a SERIOUS danger to the child, of course inform the authorities. But if this is something that can be handled by your putting forward a little bit of effort, setting the

Gentle Groove - Mother Love Bone
like my world i'm on fire cause i'm full of desire no more preachin on your part no more love on my pillow come dance with me in my room you can hold me hands i shall be your boyfriend and you can call me names and nobodies gonna change the way i feel, for my love nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove till kingdom come thy work is done on earth as it is in Dallas come play with me in room you can hold me hands i will be your boyfriend and you can call me names and nobody gonna take the power away, from my love and nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove and nobodies gonna take my love away and nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove till kingdom come thy work is done on earth as it is in Dallas ---

Gentle Thoughts For Today
Gentle Thoughts for Today-- Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement . He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: T he Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell wh

Gently Bentley."
Many males are fixated on penis size, the whole idea that bigger is better. I get questions from University and College students wanting to know about "jelqing" to make a penis larger. I had never heard about it, so I asked my urologist contact and he had never heard about it. Then I got an E-mail describing the process, so I went back to my urologist, filled him in and he was less than enthusiastic. So, here is the procedure. Take it with a grain of salt. Take a towel, soak it with hot water, (not hot enough to burn your penis.) Wrap it around your penis and hold it for 5 minutes, this relaxes and allows more blood flow to your penis. Apply lubrication or Vaseline and massage your penis to ¾ of an erection. Then, making an OK sign with your index and thumb, firmly grip your penis at the base, and slide your hand down to the head of your penis. This is one jelq. Continue this by alternating your hand, "milking the penis" downward. The head of your penis will fill up with blood a

The Gentleman's Club
This was written from my hospital bed. The meds are making me think some very naughty thoughts so I thought I would put into a story form on what is going through my mind while lying here. I hope you enjoy this ... please leave me your comments for it has been awhile since I have written any stories. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Gentleman’s Club Copyright 2008 by Ms. Cleavage The dance music in the gentleman’s club this night was very sultry and alluring as the couples danced on the small dance floor. The lights were flashing and the different colored bulbs changed with intensity with the beat of the music. Some good old classic 80’s music was playing all night long and all of us middle aged couples were mentally going back in time as the pulse of the music took over. Some real dirty dancing was taking place as we watched from our booth off along the side of the club. My husband and I were commenting to one

The Gentle Rain
The Gentle Rain By:Heaven Come dance with me my love, let the moon and stars guide us, while the rain gently falls from above. Our steps will be as light as a dove, we stir up not even the dust, come dance with me my love. The our bodies will combine as you whisper,"my love" come dance with me my love, while the rain gently falls from above... yes, while the rain gently falls from above.

Gentle Surprise
The room was nearly completely dark save for the three candles at the head of the bathtub. Feeling ready to relax and completely oblivious to the presence of watchful eyes in her bathroom, she stripped off the trapping of her stressful day. She slowly tested the steaming water with her toe, then ever so slowly climbed in, emitting a moan as her skin turned pink and grew accustomed to the scalding water. For a moment, she tensed, holding perfectly still. She strained her ears, knowing she couldn't have made the sound that echoed back to her ears. However, she soon convinced herself that it was her imagination, that her old Victorian house was playing tricks on her again. She settled down again, allowing her mind to travel to the far edges of consciousness. She never made it to the bliss of oblivion, however. Strong hands pressed into her shoulders, rubbing the tenseness from them. She fancied that she was dreaming, and relaxed even more. Those mysterious hands gently rubbed her shou

Gently ...when I Am With You I See( My Poem)
When I am with you I do see ..... Things seem natural you, me. I tend to express, I laugh, even cry .... Most of the time when I do, I know why. Your warmth I wait and can't deny your tender kisses, your touch .....Oh MY! It's amazing the passion you share... Seek for it I do and with much care. My wage is lofty, not to be taken in vain. This body mimics dry ground; quenching you; awakened in a mist of clarity, deeply tranced, more desire I gain. Are you running from loneliness? Or simply yearning for me? Ask I won't about tomorrow, the way things are; I plea, beg, steal,even borrow. The time you allow me for however long stay in your arms where it is safe so strong. Lost sight of what Love was and sadly to say you never been there.... just because? The moment we spend are priceless no doubt. Do you think this can be it, if so just shout!Awakened by this feeling.. .... when I am with you I do see.

The Gentleman.......
well it has come to my conclusion that alot of women have no idea what a gentleman is..... he is the one that may ask are u okay how are u doing he is the one that just may know how u are feeling and attempt to comfort you. he doesnt just open the door and take ur feelings into consideration. he does alot with out u having to ask sometimes. and sometimes u do or may have to ask but it will get done.. there are alot that are acting as if they are Me.. but they are not. they are frauds. they use my swagger to undress you and to pleasure themselves. they are the one hooting and hollering at u in the streets. he is the one that will say u look beautiful today and keep it moving wont ask ur name or number just give a compliment to brighten up ur day. he is also the one that sits and ponders on how to make life better for himself and those around him. he caters to her. he listens he shows he thinks before acting. he carries himself in such a manner that you may not see it at first. sometimes

Gentics (nf)
Genetics: A Primer Below, we present some genetics terms and principles to help you understand how NF is inherited. What is a Gene? Our body is made up of millions of cells. Each cell contains a set of chemical structures known as chromosomes. There are 46 chromosomes, arranged in 23 pairs, in each cell in the body. One chromosome of each pair was contributed by the father, and the other by the mother. A gene is a small section of a chromosome. Genes also come in pairs. About 100,000 genes are arranged in a very specific order on the 23 chromosome pairs. One of these pairs, called the sex chromosomes, differs in males and females; the other 22 pairs, called autosomes, are the same in both sexes. What Do Genes Do? Genes direct cell behavior. When a gene is activated, a variety of events can occur in the cell, depending on the particular function of that gene. Some genes are responsible for obvious traits such as eye color; others control the production of substances e

The Gentle Master
The gentle Master A confused sub came before a wise Master who adored her. She felt that to submit to him would mean she would open her heart to unbearable pain should he ever leave her. She hungered for him and needed him, but was ready to walk away in panic. The gentle Master knelt her before him and started a tale of love and devotion. As she looked up at him his arms began to widen and open like a large tree stretches its branches to the sky. At that moment the Master appeared rooted to the floor and his impressive size towered above her like a giant tree. Then he began to speak. I'm here for you, now and always no matter how far time and space takes us. Whether you walk away from me today or you stay and serve me I will not turn from you. I am as patient as time itself; I will take not from you unless you give freely and completely of yourself, but I give onto you regardless -- for my love is unconditional. Like the olive tree that can both feed you and shade you,

Gentle As A Dove
Gentle as a Dove By Me Time waits for no one when it comes to love The moment is there if you dare to take a chance Waiting in the wind is the soft gentle breeze of a smile The fresh breath of air even it's for one dance Softness of the flower in a field of grass just swaying The beauty of it's color stands out above the rest Gentle of a touch like feathers of dove in your hands How you heart beats within their caress With every peek of sunshine gleaming from their eyes Brightens the day of the cloud I am on!!!

Gentlemen Please Take The Following Test
Male Sex Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You

Gentle Lover
yes my gentle lover tempt me further in sweet persuasion surround me with your passions bliss let the pleadings of your desire ... free yes my gentle lover pull me further in lubricious resolve enfold me with your lascivious need let the rapture of your resolve ... be me yes my gentle lover take me further in unabated apogee Gamache` ©2009

Gentle Thoughts For Today--
Gentle Thoughts for Today-- Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement . He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in tro

The Gentleman
He asked to go to Dinner..something that is not normal for me these days. I thought to myself, what a Gentleman. Looking at his picture it was unclear what to expect. He looked well put together. There still was the mystery of seeing him face to face.As I arrived home from work that Monday evening, a sedan pulled in behind me. Anticipating, A figure stepped out of the car. As he approached, a very handsome face started to clear as he got closer.We went to dinner at a Steakhouse. For hours the conversation was flowing. Without even thinking, we walked near the water. A slight chill in the air and wind over the bay made it hard to stay outside.We went back to the house and talked more. It was very late.He kissed me goodnight. The kiss lasted for a very long time. Passion building, he just could not leave.We ended up in my bed..kissing longer. I felt him start to undress me. He began to explore my body inch by inch. His lips and tongue sliding down my neck. I felt his tongue and mouth aro

Gentle Breeze
The gentle breeze of the air around me,The sound of the ocean slowly rolling,The beauty of the sunset,The feel of the sand as I walk along a beach,Can never compare to you. The sweet smell of a rose,The kiss of the snow as it falls to the ground,The bite of the rain as if falls on me spinning in the street,The love of my family and friends,Can never compare to you. Nothing in this world,Can compare to the way I feel for you..The way I feel when I'm with you,Nothing can compare to tour embrace,I would give everything... to feel... this love,The love you once had for me

The Gentleman's Club (again)
was deleted somehow and so here it is again... The Gentleman’s Club Copyright 2008 by Ms. Cleavage The dance music in the gentleman’s club this night was very sultry and alluring as the couples danced on the small dance floor. The lights were flashing and the different colored bulbs changed with intensity with the beat of the music. Some good old classic 80’s music was playing all night long and all of us middle aged couples were mentally going back in time as the pulse of the music took over. Some real dirty dancing was taking place as we watched from our booth off along the side of the club. My husband and I were commenting to one another about some of the couples and how flagrant they were in front of all. We could sure tell whom the exhibitionists were simply by watching them groove to the tunes. Some of the guys made their way around the dance floor and asked women seated in chairs and in the booths to dance with them. These guys were attempting to see

A Gentle Touch
A GENTLE TOUCH A gentle brush of his fingers,Sending shivers down my spine.In the love I see in his eyes,Is a love that equals mine. He greets me with a smile,And leaves me with a kiss.If he were to ever leave me,I couldn't imagine what I'd miss. Maybe it's his touch,Or the way he makes me feel.But whatever it is,I'm head over heels

A Gentle Kiss
A Gentle KissYou blew into my life like a breeze upon the trees,Took me by surprise...made me weak upon the knees!A gentle kiss that touched the night,Hidden from a star-lit sky!All my dreams, once untrue,Could finally come together because of you!Whispering words of love that can heal a heart that will not mend,You'd become my life...all my time is yours to spend!Everyday, I thank God for that special night,That you blew into my life!All because of a gentle kiss,That touched that endless night!

Gentle Hands
There have been men in my lifethat I believed to be so gooduntil I grew to know them very well,I consumed their weaknessesinto my soul until it weakened meand filled me with the knowledge of hell.I need a man in my lifeWhom I believe to be goodeven after I grow to know him very well,To offer me a new dance, take a chanceThen I will no longer have to rhyme with hell.So I can allow him to hold my weary soulin his ever so gentle hands. Poem By Tammy C.

Gentle As A Dove
Gentle as a Dove by Michael Time waits for no one when it comes to love The moment is there if you dare to take a chance Waiting in the wind is the soft gentle breeze of a smile The fresh breath of air even it's for one dance Softness of the flower in a field of grass just swaying The beauty of it's color stands out above the rest Gentle of a touch like feathers of dove in your hands How your heart beats within their caress With every peek of sunshine gleaming from their eyes Brightens the day of the cloud I am on!!!

Gentle Public Sex
Walking back from the party, I felt so turned on as Baz moved his hand across my back and whispered in my ear that he wanted to have me. I wanted him so badly as well as we passed a park, I grabbed his hand, instructing him to follow me. Nobody was around and I could not wait any longer to be touched by him. The thought of being alone in the park was too exciting as well.As we approached the park entrance, we kissed and held each other. It was raining when we left the party and had started to rain harder as we stood there. Both of us were getting soaked by the rain, but we did not care. It felt so good, as each rain droplet hit against my soft skin. My black dress was starting to get really wet and my black stockings were stuck to my legs as it continued raining. My long, dark hair was already soaked, as we headed towards a slide in the park.Straddling the metal slide, I felt the cold, wet metal underneath me as I sat down. I sat towards the end of the slide, so Baz could crouch in fro

[gently]
it was the tender way she caressed his face& traced her name across his lipslike a question marklike a what iflike a... maybe she made a mistakelaying her head upon his chest listening to his heart beatthe rhythms in him were deeply true she wished they would maybe somehow singher devil conscience to sleepbut, then she whispered to him[i'm going to miss you so]& you know, it seems crazy, but he started thinking about Spider-Man & howhis Uncle Ben told him that with great powercomes great responsibility& there were great decisions to be made here, certainlygreat decisions that he thought he wouldnever have to make, buthe had the power that could make or break themto be the super-herohe could be the guy who walked away or the one guy who got awayor the guy that had his way with the evil girl who led him astrayor the guy who just fell in love that daythis woman sleeping on his chestwith her arms wrapped around himher hands in his handsher hair undone, unfurled & laid out & all overdangl

A Gentle Rant, This Ain't...
First off, if you know me you know I don't use the word "fuck" much. I'm old school and, though I love the word, I believe if you use it too much it loses it's power. So trust me when I say, I mean EVERY FUCKING "FUCK" I'LL BE USING IN THIS BLOG. Fucking technology has been against me all fucking week, and I'm reminded of this fucking fact when I just went to post a blog and Fubar's fucking blog toolbar pops up, the fucking piece of shit. Among so many other fucking things this week, I'll bring up only a couple. Never fucking buy a Disney movie with a fucking "digital copy". The fucking thing made me jump through hoops, just so I can fucking throw it on my fucking PSP (PlayStation Portable). And once ON my PSP, it doesn't play seeing it's not on THE FUCKING COMPUTER IT WAS REGISTERED TO!!! "Have a digital copy to play anywhere, anytime" MY FUCKING ASS!!! On to the next fuck, my building supervisor at work... BITCH, I WAS ASSIGNED TO WORK AT THE LIBRARY LAST NIGHT. MY FUCKING

Gentle Rolling Stream
sitting here i start to dream, i think about a lush flowing creek. Gently flowing through the woods, natural walls of rocks surround this quiet little stream.... then i start to almost hear your feet lap against the water, as you stand behind me grinding into me, what i most desire.... remember back to what i wore, that short grey skirt (i am such a flirt) with satin underwear.... my bare feet planted on the cool flat rock, you simply bent me over and slid in your cock.... the stream couldnt drown out my moans and cries, as you brought me to orgasm again, and again... your fingers in my ass and on my clit while you drove into me so deep... we finished together enjoying the wet hot explosion with your grasp on my breasts... i melt from your touch, since the very first one, memories of times like this, remind me again, and again...

Gently...
Touch me – not only with your fingertips but also with your soul. Reach into my mind and explore the deepest part of me. Hold me in your arms and know me. Know my body, yes, but don’t forget to know my heart as well. Go slowly, softly, gently… When you reach out to me, you’re holding so much more than my flesh. When you caress my face, you are also tracing the contours of my being.Remember, my love, that you hold my very passion in your hands.Remember, and remembering, tread softly so as not to crush my essence underfoot.

A Gentle Touch
A gentle brush of his fingers,Sending shivers down my spine.In the love I see in his eyes,Is a love that equals mine.He greets me with a smile,And leaves me with a kiss.If he were to ever leave me,I couldn't imagine what I'd miss.Maybe it's his touch,Or the way he makes me feel.But whatever it is,I'm head over heels.

A Gentle Touch
A gentle brush of his fingers, Sending shivers down my spine. In the love I see in his eyes, Is a love that equals mine. He greets me with a smile, And leaves me with a kiss. If he were to ever leave me, I couldn't imagine what I'd miss. Maybe it's his touch, Or the way he makes me feel. But whatever it is, I'm head over heels.