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Julianna's Participation
Last week in Hollister, California - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things. Next week this great WonderCammer come back to Riverside. 10901 Arlington Ave. Riverside, California USA - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things was opened by last spring. Come and see the strangest things you'll even see. WonderCammer - look at things you never saw before ! The project is going along with Troll's Garden company - the global leader in the production of rings, fossil reproductions, Human Skulls, Walking Sticks, Knives, bone art, hand Carved Dragons, pipes, etc... .
Sexy Contest
Friends
*Friends are like candles that give light to our path... *It is better to have a critical friend than the one who flatters you... *A loyal friend is like a safe shelter, find one and you have found a treasure... *A loyal friend is like medicine that keeps you in good health... *A friend loves at all time!... TRUE FRIENDSHIP enable us to share some of our deepest thoughts and feelings w/ one another. Our happiness overflows when we share it with them, our sorrows and problems vanish when we tell it to our friends. FRIENDS make us stronger each day because they are ready to enlighten and support us in any undertaking. We become special whenever we are with them because they make us feel valuable, loved and respected. We can count on FRIENDS... ... to listen to our problems ... to keep a secret ... to have a fun day and night ... to fix something that's broken ... for an honest opinion ... for encouragement ... we share with them our deepest secrets, hopes and des
Rocky Horror Picture Show!!
This is the start of Magenta.... A little before the freak in me comes out!! Go check out my photo..... And my horoscope today is a little too fitting..... You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better!
Welcome On My Page
I Need Your Attention And Help Please
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1027945&albumid=753025&i=3324651646 Lady Mel PLEASE BOMB THIS PIC IM IN A CONTEST STARTING TODAY THE 26TH AND IT ENDS NOVEMBER 2ND AND U KNOW IM ALL FOR HELPING U IF U NEED IT MY FRIENDS AND FOR THOSE OF U THAT HELP ME THANK U SOOOOO MUCH I OWE U BIG TIME AND THOSE WHO DONT WELL I FEEL FOR U AND I STILL AM YA FRIEND ANYWAYS :) THANK U ALL SO MUCH!!
Going Back To Michigan
well dont know if i should go back to calif of to texas Well i have a chance togo to michigan and viste or stay I dont know what i shall do or shall i move back to maine or stay here In Midwest city, Ok
5 Year Old Fatally Hit By Train?
A father whose 5-year-old boy was killed by a train Thursday while playing near train tracks in Watauga said he is searching for answers and looking for a way to give meaning to his son's death. Five-year-old Kevin Bradford's older brother, Josh, told his father, Tony Bradford, that he tried to save his older brother the night he and two others went on the train tracks behind their apartment. "This is what my son, my 5-year-old, made in school," Mr. Bradford said while holding up a drawing of a lion. "One of the last things he made in school, I guess." Since that fatal Thursday night, Mr. Bradford said he has had many questions about how and why his son died. "Was it a big hole in the fence you went through or a small hole?" he asked his son. The hole is where Josh said he, Kevin and other children sometimes crawled through to get to the tracks to look for special rocks and bones. "It was this wide," Josh replied while holding out his arms. Josh said while the apar
God's Letter To Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. >From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as
Military
After complaint in Riverside, flag-folding recitation banned at veterans cemeteries nationwide Download story podcast 08:12 AM PDT on Thursday, October 25, 2007 By JOE VARGO The Press-Enterprise Through thousands of military burials, Memorial Honor Detail volunteers at Riverside National Cemetery have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of every fold to survivors of those being laid to rest. The first fold, a narrator tells relatives, represents life, the second a belief in eternal life. The 11th fold celebrates Jewish war veterans and "glorifies the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob." A single complaint lodged against the words for the 11th fold recently prompted the National Cemetery Administration to ban the entire recital at all 125 national cemeteries. A spokesman in Washington said the complaint originated from someone who witnessed the ceremony at Riverside National but would provide no other details and dec
"..am I Too Lost To Be Saved?"
how does an "open marriage" work? hubbie and i didnt really discuss the boundries or guidelines...he had sex with one of his girlfriends....it shook me to my core, i got jealous, mad, hurt....cant even thin to let him touch me now....all i see is her with him. yes this is my issue, yes i probably need to get over myself. he got mad back, said in his mind "open marriage" means everything is open....dating, sex everything. i just didnt think hed really have sex...thought he would say "no, sorry i love my wife, and i care too much for her, i cant go this far with you" guess i was wrong ..... so i need educated here....what are rules and guidelines of an "open marriage" ? what are couples in one allowed to do? help me understand, so we dont fight and argue....that is what we agreed to an "open marriage" to in the first place so the fighting would stop...... ok....i know i can be stupid, but this takes the cake...since sean told me he was done waiting for me to make up
Sorry
hey i am back ........ to all my friends i am back that is if anyone still remembers me or even care that i am back lol i will be around and on my I.M. if you have it and want to chat to all my fubar friends an family i am sorry if you miss me but i am have issuse in the real world that are keeping me from the intrnet. i miss you all and i think about you alot ..... i will get back on as soon as i can sorry love SNAE.
Fun Surveys
1. What's the worst thing about hugs? NOTHING, EXCEPT THEY ALWAYS END. 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES, OFCOURSE 3. What did your day consist of? IT'S JUST BEGINING 4. Did you talk to anybody random? YES 5. Did any particular thing brighten up your day? HUG AND KISS MY LOVE 6. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? MAY 18 2001 7. Did your last outing involve the police? NOPE 8.What color are your eyes? BROWNISH GREEN 9. Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you? NOPE 10. Do you love any body more than words can say? YES I DO! 11. Have you ever gotten the butterflies? EVERYDAY! WHEN I LOOK INTO MY HUSBANDS EYES. 12. What were you doing at 12 AM four days ago? PROB SLEEPING, LOL 13. Do you sleep with socks or shoes on? NOPE 14. If you could change anything about your past would you? NO I WOULDN'T - I JUST WISH SOMETHINGS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 15. Do you bail on people often? NOPE
Internet Trouble
Hey all i know we posted this on the other name we have also but i wanted to hit everyone else with thats on this one also.. our internet is messed up and we are on a friends computer right now jus tto let everyone know we didnt disappear or give up on everyone but with all the rain we wont have internet up till next week... so in advance we are sorry we having been on or wont be on till they get it fixed.. bomb well and we will be back :-D
This Is Getting Lame
Two of the photos I have up someone marked as NSFW. One is of my back and the other is of my chest and abs. I guess I just don't see what the big deal is. I've seen topless women on here (not that I'm complaining about it) whos stuff hasn't been marked. CHeck out my photos and let me know if these "racy" pics are really worth being marked NSFW. Someone hacked my yahoo password and has been talking to friends on ym list. If you talk to someone on MYS14 it's NOT me. I've activated another account I have so if you want it let me know.
Why???
here is some dumb this to think about!! why is the question. WHY doesn't tarzan have a beard? WHY do we keep pushing the remote buttons harder when then battiers are dead? WHY do we keep going to the fridge every 5 minutes hoping something new will appear? WHY does it take women longer to get dressed? thats all for now, will add later!!
Funny
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813. This may all be true, but you can ask my husband, I'm not this type of women. LOL _________________________________________ THE Man Rules������������������� At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work
The Howling Wolves Platoon ~ Kow ~ Best Bomber Blast
Off The Wall Shit
She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! My Wish for You in 2008 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet o
Sorry I've Been Mia!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sorry, i have been too busy with work & have not had time to show some love like i used to, but this is the busy season 4 me now & my time is very limited.. As soon as things slow down & back to normal, i'll be back up & at it again.. Stay blessed & take care always, Huggssss & Smiles Have a Wonderful Weekend! xoxox @}----;------ Hunni;)
Life
I took this from http://www.fubar.com/user/852813 ______________________________________________ We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice..loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are
What Did Fat Sonny Do This Time????
He didnt d anything wring we just wanna show him some love.Stop by and show some mad love too the Big Guy. Hes on his way to being a GodFather . And this time has given us all permission too get him there. Hes about 79,000 from GodFathering. Stop by rate his pictures and stash. Check out those photoshops they will make you laugh even on a horrible day. ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar
Just So You Know...
Quite frankly, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. And today, when most people think of an attractive woman in the fashion sense, they usually imagine a slim-hipped waif with hollow cheeks, narrow shoulders, and a rather unremarkable bust line. This is what commerce has brainwashed modern society into believing is the ideal woman. It is a lie, propagated by marketing forces and fashion designers who use the obsession with a slender female form as a means to earn millions of dollars selling weight-loss products and other health routines. But some of us know better. There is another female form that has been idealized for centuries. She is the familiar hourglass or pear-shaped woman of wide hips, an ample bust, plump cheeks, soft-full lips, and a generally healthy profile of alluring curves and crevasses. She is the Rubenesque Woman. Elegant. Cultured. Educated and Beautiful. In fact, the very word "rubenesque" originates from the adorable plump women so
Weight Loss
This is my 9th day of dieting, I just finished a 20 minute cardio workout, I am Hot and sweaty. BUT I lost a inch in my hips and waist YAY, no idea if I lost weight my scale batteries died. Could be a good thing. Well I am off to take a shower. I was doing so good then I crashed, ate all kinds of goodies. Guess I will have to work on my will power. I am using Sparkpeople.com to log in what I eat and workout to see if I can keep better track of what I am doing. wish me luck Well all last winter I did really good on working out everyday, eating right but the weight it's self didn't seem to go anywhere. I was getting slimmer but stayed the same weight. Very frustrating. Well this fall winter season I am just watching my calorie intake and not working out as much, due to so much school work. And I am dropping the weight. I have lost 15lbs, I need to lose at least another 15 to be only 49% overweight. Beign tall really helps hide the weight, and of course wearing baggy clothing. So I gue
Wtf... Lmaooo
im a jerk... ok everone knows this... so... i let someone stay in my house... fine... but then here comeones someone else... SHE WOULDNT FUCKING LEAVE. Finally i tolf her politly to GTFO and she did... totally peaced.. no gratitude..nothing.. finally i see her.. confront her LIKE AN ADULT... and she plays stupid. As most that are close to me koe i am moving. I start to go pack some shit thats int he bath room. jewlery is in the bathroom in boxes... noone ever touched. of 2 peices that mean the world to me.. one is gone. it was white gold diamond and tanzinite ring that was given to me when my daughter was born. what...the wench couldnt steal oneof the 4 computer in the house, the 12004 TV MY FUNITURE... BED ANYTHING ELSE??? NO SHE STOLE SOMETHING THAT WAS PART OF MY HEART. i cant wear it. i had surgery on my arm and my hand is all swolen so its been in a box for 2 yrs. IM pissed. i will get the bitch. and then someone gets you yummy dirt wings!!! can someone PLEASE explain
This Is How I Want It
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to
What Is A Rose?
Budding young at heart shadowed by leaves of hope WHITE for an infinite beginning, purified and new RED brings about deepest love, honest and true Alone so simple, joined together now perfect unity Petals so softly hinted PEACH, blushing modesty ORANGE fills the fascination of tainted flames Enlightened with CORAL shimmers a hidden desire Impossible dreams reaching from the BLUEST skies Bleeding into shades of PINK gracefully begins to cry Becoming PURPLE so fulfilling yet exquisitely unique YELLOW is that special friendship we all tend to seek Thorns unevenly spaced out scattered throughout Even the strongest must be careful not to fall Silhouetted with a tears of BLACKENED thoughts Remind us of a life we all once tenderly did share So next time you hold a rose as simple as it may seem Remember just how precious the gifts of life may be…
My Life And Its Wonders
sometimes i just dont know what to do with myself. i try to stay busy, so i dont think about being in a strange country so far away from my family and friends. but with shawn away at training right now, ive been crying almost the whole time hes been gone. and hes only gone until the 8th. i really think ill go crazy when he leaves for iraq in april. i have no one here to talk to and i try to keep it together in front of my kids, but im a pessimist and just the thought that something might happen over there and he might not come back to us scares me sooo much! i really dont think i would be able to go on without him. im trying to be strong for my kids, but at night i just break down, i cant stop crying, its soo bad that i almost cant breath. well im sorry, but i just had to get that off my chest. thanks for listening.
Life
To my fu bomber family and all my friends..I have hit rock bottom at the moment. As of Wednesday I no longer have a home. I got evicted in court today. The judge was not nice and made me cry in the courtroom, because I love my pets. I told him I would find another place for them to stay, but he said I only have unti Wed Jan the 7th to be out. I also have to be back in court and prove that I cleaned the place up. So farewell for now..I will hopefully be back in touch with everyone soon... Muah and take care. I thought I had found something good, but it was a stopping place in my life. I knew it was wrong to begin with, but I needed the break in my life. I did come back to my husband. I had hoped they would change, but he did for about 3 weeks. I did find out however that I am stronger and more beautiful than what I thought I was. I now know that I can make it on my own if I have to. I also found that I have more friends than I had thought. Life sucks sometimes... I have given up
She In Contest
Music That I Care About
NEW ALBUM COMING SOON in 2008 "INFIERNO" LSD.com Love Sex n Death I love this band! they are ROCKSTARS! Splendid Chaos would like to let everyone on myspace be the first to know. For all you people wanting to buy the CD which is no longer available you can now purchase the songs directly off of our myspace site. I hope you all enjoy this feature and feel free to pass the word along. If you would like to help SC sell these songs feel free to click the share this store link and paste into your page. Thanks for all of your support. Also dont forget to go to the Splendid Chaos Website to get all of your Splendid Chaos gear. (T-shirts, Hats, etc) We all look forward to everyone coming on out and party it up with Jagermeister and Splendid Chaos. Add yourself to the Splendid Chaos Fan Map Click Here Link to Splendid Chaos Please place this banner on your page and help promote SPLENDID CHAOS. To add our banner to your website simply copy the code
Good Weekend.
Leaving in a minute to drive to the racetrack and spend the rest of my weekend getting drunk off my ass with good ole Ga. boys complaining about how bad Gordon sucks.....enjoy it guys and hit me up if you'd like
Jokes
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud... I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! (And I feel it too!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Y A THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. I
The Shocker Files!!
I Need All The Help I Can Get I have entered into a sexy photo contest “Bringing Sexy Back”. Please come by and Show me some love. Rate and comment bomb me please. Shocker needs a Blast! Click the Pic. to check me out Let me know if you bomb me, that way I can return the love. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. Please repost!!
Mistletoad
It is quiet around me. The air is cold. If I can get to the gym, I will be ok. Each frustration and anxiety will disappear. The first glance chills me, but I know I will ride. I step out into the cold air, and yes, I will wear leathers today. At first it is easy, this decision to make. I ride. When I step next to her I smile, and mount her grinning. In just a moment, I reach to engage her, and I hear the engine turn. It is thunderous, and like often before my heart sinks. I feel my anxieties lifted, and a burdened soul, that tries to sleep, awakens with a smile. Throttling up, I see the window vibrate next to me, and I move my sweet king, back towards the door. She slowly moves backward and exits onto the grass. The neighbor in the distance peeks out a window and waves. In the seconds it takes to pull around the house, I think: Good choice, I ride! I leave her. She sits pretty while I return in the house and get gloves, glasses, leathers, work out gear. Again, I
My Complaint
Sorry for my last blog but i was in a mood.Please forgive me for my last outburst.....but these people or persons know who they are.....Again I am sorry,so please forgive me. here time I get on fubar I make sure I get caught up on my rating and comments and to those who return the favor I appreciate it.But if people cant return the favor then I will stop the rating its not right the ones who dont return the favor dont even say THANK YOU.......Now thats said and done have a great day day and a fantastic weekend
All My Frinds Yee Haw
someone please tell me y put all the pictures on here if u dont want people to see them can any one give me a good answer to this question another blogg by me yehawwwwwwwwww hay to all my friends and family and all fubar users im a 40 year old man my wife is 38 and sick we live off socialsecurity and we cant aford to keep the bills payed i hate to ask but if anyone could send help we would be forever greightfull if u cant help its ok we love u all the same im glad to make new friends and wish i could buy the world a coke and keep them company if u read this and its affinding any of you im sry but blogs are for people to say help or how thay feal so please read at your own risk and all the help i get ill find a way to repay the grattiude ty for listining to me blurt love u all have a gr8 day richie well now maby i dont spell well maby i cant type good but wen it came to sex all of yall were there i got severa
Sorry
100 Things About Women
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when some hot girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're
Missing Him...
Questions go unanswered silence carries on Cant help but wonder "where did I go wrong?" Life is moving quickly Tomarrow already gone selfish in my own ways I need to move on Easier said than done When it's you who is the one Broken in two Battered and bruised Alone agian With no choice in the end My body aches My mind numb Letting go sounds great I wish it could be done Feeling drained Out of touch With only hopes and no luck Just to look in her eyes to know she's mine To hold her tight calm her when she cries Never could I care for anyone more Never could there be someone else to adore With me both day and night Never leaving my side She's the only one who completes my life She's the one who showed me How it feels to love a child The one who makes me want to be The greatest mom alive show her everything wonderful in life Teach her times get tough And nothing makes sense To just keep her hopes up Everything works out in the end
This Is The Meaning Of Love
Someone who makes you feel good about living, Who brings out the you who is joyful and giving This is the meaning of love. Something that gives you a chance to be strong, Or trust in another to help you along This is the meaning of love. Somewhere that you feel like you've been forever, A place where you're growing and learning together. This is the meaning of love. All that I am, ALl that I see, All that I dream and I do Are better and brighter And filled with more meaning Because of my feelings for you.
My Grandson
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w
Music Playlist
~!~goodbye Fubar~!~
Hello Fubar Friends and Family, How are you today? I'm doing good. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am taking a break from here. I know I haven't talk with a lot of you but to those who I have! Your in my thoughts and prayers. I hope each one of y'all have a great holiday sessions and I will catching around sometime next year! Good Luck on the future and God bless to each and everyone of y'all!
Important Information For Howling Wolves Platoon New Members
Blog Train
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Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a
Health Update
Hey All, Just to update everyone where i have been. Initially i was released from the hospital after 3 days with diagnosed concussion & a tear in my oblique muscle, & some general back trauma. All this from rolling my truck. Anyhow last week, i was on fubar, went to lay down & was awakened by severe pain on my left side & the inability to get a full breath ( i work in healthcare ) so i knew there was an issue at hand, i was taken to the e.r. A x-ray was done & confirmed my left lung had partially collapsed, probally due to a piece of rib bone they may have missed initially.. so i havd a chest tube placed ( worst fucking pain ever ) & my lung was successfully re-inflated. I was released back home on wednesday & am finally feeling well enough to pop on & say hi. I HAVE MISSED ALL OF YOU & THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ) I HAE MISSED YOU THE DAMN MOST. Anyhow, sorry to be rambling on & on. LIXXXXXXXXXX
My Feelings For Today
I've been sittin' here stairin' at the clock on the wall And I've been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home and you'll get it and be gone and I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' My Heart on my sleeve Oh for the next time we'll be here seems like a million years and I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep tellin' me baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used and I'm tired of waitin' It's too much pain to have to bare To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my k
Horoscope For Oct. 26, 2007
You may be feeling positive effects from this Full Moon in your 5th House of Play. You may be ready to enjoy yourself, but you aren't willing to slack off and let the day slip by. It's time to put your creativity to work. And, even if your dreams seem far away, pay particular attention to them, for they will play a growing role in the new few weeks.
Men
Why do men pick on us, and tease us when we have "that time of the month", when in reality they are a bunch of whiney little bitches when they get a slight cold. Just once...just once... I would love for a man to experience what we do... Cramps, bloating, headaches, etc. Gees just one of these and they would be on the sofa whining ... "honey it hurts .. make it stop". But when we do it... "buck up baby it can't be that bad" or some other lameass comment they feel they need to make. And they are supposed to be the STRONGER sex ... give me a break...roflmao. Ok I'm done ranting. I'm sure most if not all the women will love this post. Looks are nice but they aren't all that's important ... you can look like a god and have the personality of a wet mop... or you can look like a mutt and have a personality that's very sweet and wonderful. I'm going to vote for the man with a personality over looks every time. To have a contest to see who can get more women, or to see who is better t
A New Attitude!!!
God does not focus on all the mistakes I make. He doesn't keep count them why should I then count them. Instead He remembers all the good things I do. I am a work in progress and God is in the process of changing me. Two often I focus on my faults, weaknesses, past mistakes, and failures. Rejection and other painful experiences steal my self-esteem and make me feel unwanted and insecure. My sense of value should be based solely on the fact that I am a child of the Most High God. As His unique creation, I have something to offer this world that nobody else has, that nobody else can be. If I truly want to enjoy life, I must be at peace with myself. God sees me as strong and corageous, as a woman of great honor and valor. Even whenI do not feel it at times about myslef God still sees me this way. God loves to use ordinary people just like me, faults and all, to do extraordinary things. otice I said extraordinary! He expects me to live VICTORIOUSLY! He is not pleased
Motorcycling 101
The Wave By Tom Ruttan The bike's passenger seat swept up just enough that I could see over my father's shoulders. That seat was my throne. My dad and I traveled many back roads, searching for the ones we had never found before. Traveling these roads just to see where they went. Never in a rush. Just be home for supper. I remember wandering down a back road with my father, sitting on my throne watching the trees whiz by, feeling the rumble of our bike beneath us like a contented giant cat. A motorcycle came over a hill toward us and as it went by, my father threw up his gloved clutch hand and gave a little wave. The other biker waved back with the same friendly swing of his left wrist. I tapped my father on his shoulder, which was our signal that I wanted to say something. He cocked his helmeted ear back slightly while keeping his eyes ahead. I yelled, "Do we know him?" "What?" he shouted. "You waved to him. Who was it?" "I don't know. Just another guy on a bike. So I w
Shit...
I could never tell you How much you truely mean to me But I don't know what's real And what's a fantasy In one hand I have all I need In another I have a splendid dream Though while with you it just feels right But once alone I get uptight Wonderin if I'll ever let myself see How much I mean to you And scared to let you in on How much you mean to me Everyday more and more My heart wants to open And absorb All thats inside feels so true But questioning thoughts keep pourin thru This jaded mind of mine Im so afraid to let you in show you How much I truely care for you Lost within myself I wonder whats real And whats fantasy (do I dare live out this splendid dream)
Check Harley Out!
Hey my awesome friends, I have a sweet guy I'd love to introduce you to..... He's sure to return all love shown. Let's see if we can help him get to the next level. Harley@ fubar LOVE TO ALL!!! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Batgirl Series
Batgirl: The Vampyre Caper Ch. 09 by Angelique Bouchette© Renee Montoya smiled and nodded. "Hello Ms. Gordon, we meet again. I think you also know my partner, Detective Harvey Bullock. May we come in?" "Oh yes, yes of course." Barbara stepped aside and waved them inside. The eyes of both detectives opened wide, as they saw the shapely figure of Batgirl, sitting on the sofa. "I think you both know the Dark Damsel," Barbara said, as she closed the door behind them. "I thought you might as well question both of us at the same time." Batgirl nodded her head in greeting. "Officers." Montoya cleared her throat. "Ah, yes, very ah, thoughtful of you, Ms. Gordon." "Please make yourselves comfortable, officers," Barbara added, indicating the two armchairs facing the couch, but on the opposite side of the coffee table. "Can I get you both something to drink?" Harvey's piggy eyes lit up at the suggestion. "Tea? Coffee?" Harvey pulled a face and shuddered. If it had
Attention... Randomness That Catches My Attention
So far I will be going to the ProBowl on Feb 3rd, having my birthday later that week, on Feb 13th I will be at the Blazedale watching WWE (the road to wrestlemania or something) then there is Valentines day. At some pint in there I will need to get a new drivers license and can't renew by mail, so I may make a quick jaunt over to Cali if I can manage it.... sneaky 'ol me :) 1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? one of them is usually open... 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? depends on the brand 3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked in along the foot of the bed only 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? stolen.... umm... no 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? yes, but I also like to loose them 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? a little bit of both 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? a bear, I have a better chance at getting away un-damag
Pray For Jacob
This little boy has one wish if u have a My Space give him his wish.If u have a heart at all this is no joke . ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jacob & Team Date: Oct 26, 2007 9:40 AM "> www.myspace.com/prayforjacobHi, my name is Jacob and I am 10 years old. In October 2006, I was diagnosed with stage 3-4 Brain Stem Cancer. I have 7 tumors, all are inoperable. Each month for 5 consecutive days, I take a chemotherapy pill. This makes me tired, weak and very nauseated. I also have blood and platelet transfusions regularly. My wish is to have as many friends as possible on Myspace and, spread the word about Childhood Cancer. Please add me to your friend list then, repost this bulletin so your friends can add me too. Thank You very much for helping to make my wish come true.Hugs, Jacob
A Girls Guide To Geek Guys!
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek. Why Geek Dudes Rule They are generally available. Other women will tend not to steal them. They can fix things. Your parents will love them. They're smart. Where The Geek Dude Lurks While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you'll find them
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Breaking News
My son and daughter in law have just had their first baby today , October 26th born at 12 noon central time , a baby boy weighing 9 pounds . :) Lisa Sweet is a proud Grandma
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Annoucements
Hey all, I am sure you have noticed I havent been around much lately. That is because I switched drugs.... from Fubar to SECONDLIFE! Oh don't get me wrong, Fubar ROCKZ! Thanks to a couple of my fubarian friends, I became anb active member of SecondLife.com - very cool 3-D avatar and voice chatting building, all sorts! I can be found as Major Darwin on there, so come find me sometime... I'mhaving a BLAST!!! Hi all! I just bought my 1st 3 day blast... if anyone catches site of it, will U make a screen shot of it for me? Thanks! While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she respond
My Son
if you cant leave a nice comment about my sons pics plz donot view them. he is only 2 years old and has done nothing to anybody for some one to call him a faggot
Did U Do Blog Train?
(COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__YOU MUST DO A BLOG POSTING FOR PIMPOUT IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP4 WHICH MEAN U ALSO TAKE IN 4 PEEPS AND KEEP THIS THING GOING.. ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN
Friendship
Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ aughty and ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶""
Rabbit Health Issues
Peter my Stud Male Rabbit that I rescued from an Abused Home has Swollen Testicles.An his hind Legs are Paralized. Looks to me that he was Bitten by a Recluse Spider.If Peter Dies he proberly wouldn't be Crock potable with a Poison in his system. With the Goverment Slicing my Check I cannot afford the Vet.When my Buddy gets home in an Hr.Should we take it out an Shoot him ? Please Comment Bottom this Blog for Suggestions.Ty. Hopefully gets better
To Someone They Know Who
Im not doing this to be mean. Just i feel poems can say lot for how you feel.If i think back on the time we had together was the grestest thing. You did make a differnce in my life.To know our love was strong, i know you loved me and i loved you.I hold you close to my heart forever and always. Your still the one that know more about me then everyone does. Yes In the end we might not be together but think we still got each together and the one thing i love. I love the fact we are still friend and still close as forever. I still wanna be in your life, still be the one you can feel you can tell anything to. To be able to love each other as bestfriend. YEs you have a place in my heart that special just for you. Yes you can Touch me like no one has. I feel your pain and your tears. I hurt when your sad, i cry when you cry.... just like that bestfriend poem...When your sad or hurt i want to be there to help you up to let you know everything will be okay. I want to be there when you tell me a
Please Help This Lady To Godmother
Every now and then you find a friend who helps you out, whether it be rating things, being a boombastic comment bomber, or just being there as a shoulder to cry on, this lady has always been there for me... This is my second New Years wish so listen closely... Can you please go rate Mz Mic's things and help her to Godmother? I promise the love will be returned. Please rate, fan, add her, as well. She's a friend worth having, and a friend worth keeping... ~MzMic~ (Taken by MikeS) Please go show some fan, rate, add love to the suercalifragalstic blogger, too... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~ LET'S GET MISSY TO LEVEL 14. The 13th LEVEL IS JUST TOO BAAAD FOR HER! EVERYONE PLEASE REV UP YOU RATE ENGINES! PLEASE HELP MISSY TO LEVEL 14 Missy says: Happy Holidays "Please level me to 14" THIS PIMPTASTIC LEVELING BLOG HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE INFAMOUS SASSY LAURIE... PLEASE SHOW HER SOM
Bringing Sexy Back!!
Rob69 Is A Downrater
Dunno what this dude's problem is but 1st he rated me a 9 then changed it to a 7. Anyway beware friends. rob69@ fubar
**feelings**
DAMN!!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING DAMN CRAZY!!!! AND THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE MYSELF & GET SHIT OUT!!!!SO I'M GONNA DO JUST THAT. AS EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS KNOW, I'M MARRIED 2 A MAN WHO HAS IS NOT THE BEST HUSBAND HE CAN BE!!!! BUT I'M STILL HERE THREW ALL THE SHIT HE HAS DONE & KEEPS DOING CAUSE WE GOT 3 KIDS & I'M SCARED I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN!!!!BUT DAMN IT'S HARD 2 KEEP PLAYIN PRETEND!!!! ANY HOW, A FRIEND OF MINE THAT IS LIKE A BROTHER 2 ME & HAS ALWAYS BEEN IS HOME FROM IRAQ 4 2 WEEKS. SO WE HAVE ALL BEEN SPENDING SUM TIME TOGETHER. ANY HOW HE HAS BEEN HAVIN SUM REALLY BAD HEADACHES! AND NEEDED 2 GO 2 THE ER, WELL HE WANTED ME 2 TAKE HIM SO I DID. AND THAT LEFT MY HUBBY HOME WITH MY BEST FRIEND ANDI!!!! WELL SHE IS THE ONE PERSON ON THIS EART I KNOW I CAN TRUST!!!! AND WHILE WE WERE GONE SHE CALLED A FEW TIMES, MY HUBBY HAD BEEN DRINKING & SO ON. AND HE WAS GETTIN ON HER NERVES, LOL. SO I HURRY HOME & COME IN HTE DOOR & TELL HIM 2 JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME CAUSE HE BEEN DRINKIN
To You From Me Everyone
Get More at COMMENTYOU.comFree at CommentDog.com IM SORRY I CAN'T GET TO YOU FOR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE BUT COMPUTER IS MESSING UP I MISS YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1097742&albumid=765845&i=836587471
To All My Fubar Friends
Well my husbands coming home from JROTC so I wont be online till tuesday, I shall miss all my Fubar friends. Take care, see you soon.
Lip Lovers Contestants!
Thanks Liz!! My Hero!!
I ran out of gas in on the 710 last night on my way to Long Beach. So I coasted off the freeway and into an outlet shoe store in Carson. They were closed but a guy told me there was a gas station a few miles down the road. So I started pushing my bike. I was only about half a mile or so down the road when Liz, the assistant manager from the store I was at asked if I wanted a ride. I told her that it was okay, but she insisted on helping. So she drove me to the gas station. But they didnt take cards. So she drove me to a bank...then back to the gas station then back to my bike. I tried to offer her some gas money but she wouldn't take it. Anyways.. thank you Liz..evan though I know you'll never see this. I'm just really glad to know that there are still nice helpful people out there!!
About My Family
ABOUT MY FAMILY My Father was born in Poland in 1927, a Polish Jew. His family was in a “comfortable” position there at the time. With the outcome of the war, he was branded as a “Jew” and had to wear the star on his clothing. They all were in Krakow until they were arrested in 1942 and shipped off to Auschwitz. ,He was 15. After spending 1 year in that terrible place, he and around 100 other children escaped and found their way to a Catholic convent some 25 miles away. The nuns placed them all in a sub-basement where they lived under the care of the nuns for 2 years when the war finally ended. Looking for his family, he found out that they were all gassed and cremated, Mother, Father 2 Sisters and several Cousins and Aunts. All gone. He found small jobs to sustain him until he was 19 in 1946 and then traveled to England. He spent 5 years there working and saving his money for passage to America. In 1951 he came to America, the Golden opportunity for all. He was 24 years
Deklet
I don't usually blog, but the more this year goes on the more I am convinced that more and more people are becoming shallow and selfish. I have lots of examples I could quote but I won't, I'm not one to make a public exhibition of my or anyone else's shortcomings.. what I will say is I'm dismayed by the lack of honesty on here and in 'real life'.. so in future I'm making this proviso : I value friendship above most things in this life - so if you don't intend to be open, honest and true with me, then delete me and move on, find someone you can be shallow with, somewhere where loyalty and integrity don't matter at all...there are still nice people online and elsewhere, and I'd much rather spend my time with them - cos life is too short to be living a lie. Love and Peace (&Truth!) to you all.
Life Part 7
The weather is turning again after having a rather warm week. I am glad it is getting cooler. The air has been dry and the wind warm. It makes you feel like everything inside your nose and throat are dry. It has not helped with Southern California either. It seems as if all of Southern Cali is on fire. My brother in law went down Monday to help fight the fires and apparently was up for 3 days straight doing so. I have not been myself today. I opened up an email from school and it stated that my son Anthony has failed 2 classes, math and english. So I was quite upset since the grades for the quarter end today. I was quite upset to say the least. I am feeling like a failure as a parent at the moment. He had a minimum day for school today and called me to tell me he was walking home. I confronted him over the phone about his grades and he tells me that he has a print out of his grades and they are way better then what school loop says. So, I will just have to wait and se
Contest
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p
Kiss'in Me
WOULD YOU SHOULD YOU COULD YOU LET YOUR EX WIFE LIVE WITH YOU FOR A WHILE WHILE YOU ARE LIVING WITH AND ENGADGED TO A NEW LADY IN YOUR LIFE OR MAN I KNOW CHILDREN ARE THE LOVE OF OUR LIFES AND I KNOW YOU WOULD DO ANY THING IN THE WORLD FOR THEM AND TO SEE THEM BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LADY YOU ARE WITH NOW WHAT ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE OTHER ONE BEING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS SHE IS?AND AFTER YOU HAD A DREAM THAT THE EX WIFE TOOK THE LADY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH? HEY I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH....OH MY GOD!!!! YOU COULDNT KEEP YOU FUCKING BIG MOUTH SHUT COULD YOU???? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE MY FUCKING BUSINESS HUH???? I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT....I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND....I GUESS NOT HUH!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!!!NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW FUCKIN SEXY I REALLY AM!!! HA.HA.HA...LOL...SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR SEXY FRIENDS AND IF YOU ARE SEXY ENOUGH YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT BACK DOESNT ANY ONE CHAT ANY MORE OR READ BULLETINS? DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY?
Sherry's Blog
This is my very first blog for fubar,I'm not quit sure what to say but I'm going to give it a shot. What the hell! Everyone has been great to me on fubar,and it's awsome to meet new people and to read interesting things about what others have written.I just wanna say Thank you to all of those who give new people a fighting chance to prove that we newbies can make friends too. This has been a good week,Halloween is over and the Holidays grow near.Most of my shopping list is done and locked away.I redid my counter tops this week all by myself and it wouldn't seem like a big deal to most but it was a challange I didnt think I could do by myself.It looks great and I'm patting myself on the back.Tommorrow I'm going to start to paint ,to match the counters.So until something else comes along worth talking about ,Have a safe and happy weekend.
Thanks Everyone!
Thanks for all the points everyone that stopped by:) You are all wonderful people and good friends.
Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, hubby T and I are going to an all ages show in Anacortes! Our most FAV band in the world is going to be playing, Anarchist Union Local 360, with the Jesus Chords! Its going to be tons of fun! If you are going to be around, stop in for a listen! You won't regret it!!!! The show starts at 8pm with a $4 cover(the Backporch Cafe/The Business). I can't wait!! Of course, I may be a little bias about the heavenly music that which is A.U. Local 360 because the wonderful Miss Chickadee Laverne is the lead singer!!!;) MMMMmmmhmmmmm!!!!! Here is a clip of the Jesus Chords playing at Herb's Tavern...enjoy! Live at Herb'sAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Downraters Don't Get !!
YOU KNOW YOU GET SOME PRETTY STUPID PEOPLE ON HERE TO DOWN RATE A TAG FOR THE TROOPS AND VETS OF ANY WAR . AND ITS SAD FOR THESE PEOPLE · Dboy215 rated your photo a '7'! HE IS 23 purpledolphinxo... rated your photo a '9'! SHE IS 37 AND IM LAMO BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TO AND BREW PLAYS IT BETTER SO, PLAY THE GAMES DOWNRATERS WHAT COMES AROUND DIFFERENTLY GOES AROUND . imikimi - Customize Your World
Random Crap In The Life Of Chel
Here i was sitting in my office and trying to work.. My 7yr old son lets out a squeal.. i come running and he whimpers that there is a big spider on the wall. I of course cringe and go "damn" while i find a shoe. I enter the bathroom where he's on the potty. I'm looking around and he points his tiny finger in it's direction. All i see is the big ball of something that needs to be squished in the corner. I gather up my courage and aim the shoe into the corner. Just my luck, i missed and it jumps. Of course, i let out a squeal, which makes him let out a squeal, his little legs start kicking all over the place, meanwhile i realize this is the biggest cricket of all time that is hoping all over the place and meantime my son is freaking out and kicking his little legs everywhere. I am struggling not to laugh as i attempt to kill this thing and dodge his little legs at the same time. Each time it jumps i squeal... yah i can't help it.. it's startling. Which doesn't help his trauma
My Love
In this world, where desire rules the heart; you will discover, love is the flame that lights up the soul.
Working Out
To all those mothers who……… Lay down to sleep and are so tired from staying up for 24 hours straight and listen to every sound their child makes, afraid that if they fall asleep their babies will wake up, Who change diapers on screaming babies and hold them after wards and tell them that they love them, Listen to the EVERY noise that the house makes because she is afraid that a burgerler might try to come into her house, Love each and every child of there’s, Cooks, cleans, feeds, bathes, nurses, teaches wrong from right, and loves her children unconditionally, Tell their children “because” when they ask “why”, Were told that they wouldn’t be good parents and they proved everyone wrong because you said all you have to give is “love” and “love” goes so far and so deep with your own children, Struggle every day just to get by with the little money that you make, but when you look at your child you know that you can get through anything in life, Wo
Love At First Sight
so... have you ever seen someone or met someone and you knew right then that you had to be with that someone for the rest of your life... you soul mate if you will? i met jeff through my soon to b ex-husband. we were neighbors at first untill jeff and his old lady split up and he moved in with his brother down the road.. well mark ( my ex ) started going to jeffs house and i would go too to not stay at home alone anymore... well me and jeff became real good friends wed talk and shit and everything was cool but i had to have more... i finnally told him how i felt and he told me that he wanted me ever since he saw me as a neighbor and i was pregnant then... its so nice to wake up knowing that you ahve found that special someone that you have been searching for all your life... someone who makes you so happy and makes you feel so safe when you are with them... i love jeff with all my heart and im thanks god everyday that he sent me my soul mate.. just thought id share my love and happin
I Am In A Contest!!!
Pain
Pain! The pain love gives… Love is painful, love is wonderful hate to be alone but afraid to love rather sulk in silence then get stabbed by love rather stay single then take the chance. Sorry to all those people that had to go though pain, I'm with you so you’re not alone. Nobody warned me to guard my heart so I gave it away and know I'm lost, I'm in this world of darkness and can't find the light. Don't ever let anyone into your heart!
Horidscope?
You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better! edit: and I suppose that "universe" will all show up with their hand out too huh?
A Reminder!
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I Miss You Kristen!
Dearest sweet Kristen, I have trouble accepting the fact that youre gone, but I wonder what it would be like if we went a while without seeing each other. But I can understand why God would have wanted you closer to him, because you truly were an angel on earth.... In my own special way, I love ya, and miss you.... 12-24-1980 - 10-26-2006 RIP Kristen, We miss you Trapped in the glorious years within the memory of belief, lost of all grief. Take the reasons, which once seemed so clear, but never mind, you have nothing to fear. For you my fried will be, forever young, Forever in the heart of memories. Lost in the glory of all time, the wisdom was there within that smile, You see you could have told us, there within lies the mystery. So shed a smile, and grin a tear, For you my friend, will be, Forever young, Forever young. Forever in the heart of memory, We see not through or misery. Forever young, forever young. There's a new angel tonight.
Random Thoughts...
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows." The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!" A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits dow
Please Help Me
THERE 0NLY HAFE HOUR LEFT PLEASE JUST A LITTLE HELP PLEASE .......MY WIFE IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS ALOT OF HELP. SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIME OR ALOT OF TIME CAN YOU COMMENT BOMB HER PLEASE. THANKS YOUR SWEET TEDDIE BEAR GREG HERES THE LINK TO HER PICTURE
My Leg
Those of you who do not know, last friday at work I had a 2500 lb skid of parts, flipped onto my leg, pinning me against the dryer line, was rushed to columbus grant hospital for a surgery, but they found i didn't need one, well its been getting worse over the last week, had an apt today, but had to cancel due to no one to take me to it, and can't drive, I am going to the ER, last time sent me to columbus, there is def something wrong with it, won't know til later, will fill u all in when i get home...
Soon To Be 25
Well.. I got a job offer from Pinnacle health... and i have a second interview at Hershey Medical Center.. about a kick ass job!! So im excited either way!! I still have not found an apt yet..lol I might be homeless..lol Yikes!! hah.. will keep you guys posted! Sooo... Im gonna be 25 soon... and ive decided that.. i dont wanna live here anymore....I am from Williamsport, Pa... and ive lived here my whole life... Hell i was born in the hospital i work at! I have no kids.. So Ive decided its time to move on! Im moving to Harrisburg, Pa.. The state Capital! Lots of jobs...and different things to do! Im lookin at December/Jan
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10/26/08
Come join me in the lounge and rock out to all genres they're all mixed up so you never know WHAT will pop up and I take and play all requests. Just found out today that house went into foreclosure 2 days ago. Need to try and find things to sell to raise money. Won't be on much all weekend getting things together and taking to antique malls to see if i can sell. Keep your fingers crossed that i can raise enough money since hubby has decided HE needs his money more than his family. A few prayers would help too. Love you guys
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Can you please help out this girl with as many comments under her pic as you can... She's a really sweet person, she does return the love, and she appreciates all help we've given her so far...
Pretty Pink Assassin
SINGLE LIFE SUCKS! its cold, bitter and random sex ( which i dont have) is not safe. so After being single for 5 months now i have consider a list of guys Iam willing to try ....but not in this order: 1) WHITE GUYS: yes a white male never tried it ok wait i did once but i mean relationship wise....matters well see wha it is like to date guy who doesnt get pulled over. 2) ASIAN GUY: ummmmm just want to test the theory of the small penis. and some GOOD chinese food not that drug dealer on the corner chinese food i mean the real shii they dont feed the black ppl. 3)GANGSTA / MOBSTER: just like every other gurl i want to be protected and rich....only problem is i dont want to die soo the idea of this one is still pending.... 4)ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT : enough said .... 5) RHODE ISLAND GUY : how many fuckin guys you know from rhode island? 6) RICH GUY : cuz iam tried of these broke ass niggas doing nutthin for me... 7) A GAY GUY : just to try and convert him and put my bro
Friday 10-26-07
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3100 To Level A Leveler
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Just Thoughts And Funny Things...
Women Have More Sex The human female is the only female regardless of species, who is willing, eager, and able to have sexual intercourse during times when she is not biologically ready to conceive and become pregnant. Moreover, she has evolved secondary sexual characteristics which continually advertise her sexual receptivity, as well as the cognitive capacity to employ cosmetics, perfumes, and colorful clothing which emphasize and exaggerate her sexuality. It should be obvious that the human female has not evolved swollen distended breasts and a large derriere, and is not putting all this effort into displaying and advertising her sexuality so as to attract and mate with just a single male. Females advertise in order to attract and have sex with multiple males, and sometimes other females. Almost all non-human primate species that exhibit genital swelling live in multi-male groups (Clutton-Brock and Harvey, 1976; Fedigan, 1992; Wallis, 199
Pink Woogie Fever
If only For a moment You forgot To remember The pain You exposed Your different fire Within That unique Flame The one That you hurt Yourself To keep Dim You share it Then take it Back inside Sad is scary But happy Leaves you Terrified
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Stuff That I Think
I'm getting tired of feeling like I was the only one at fault you know what I mean? All I did was love a little too much and be nauratic about stupid shit. If you really love somone then you help them thru the bad times you don' t just leave them at a sign of their weakness. Well that ends with this! I'm done. I've been thru enough in my life and I don't think I need to keep putting myself thru shit like this. I am a strong, beautiful, sexy, smart, talented woman. And I'm tired of feeling like I did something wrong. Communication is key and how can we work thru problems if we don't talk about it. And if I recall correctly that is almost a direct quote for someone who spoke those words to me not too long ago. I know what I want and someday I will get it. And no! I don't know who it will be with and no I don't care if I ever get married. You know why?? Because I can do just fine by myself. Yes it's gonna be hard and yes there are going to be times when I want to lay down and die. But I h
Soul Mates!!!!
Two people with common interests, and characteristics, values, and views. They need not be lovers, but they need to be friends. Friends who share most anything, without having to worry, about what kind of reaction may be brought forth. Knowing that compassion and understanding will always be there. Knowing that caring advice comes from the heart, but is not ruled by it. One who can tease tears, and anger, frustration, and even a muddled mind Into a smile or a laugh. A person you wish to have as a part of your life, For always. You come close to asking "What could become of all of this, if circumstances ever came to allow it." For some reason, you always decide to stop. When the time comes, and I share this writing, I'm sure I'll be asked, -if only by one person- "Who did you write this for?" Thanks to someone in my life, who is all of this to me, I've written it for those who have found their soul mate. And for those who continue
I'll Be There....
*When no one is there for you* *And you think no one cares* *When the whole world walks out on you* *And you think you're alone* *I'll be there* *When the one you care about the most* *Could care less about you* *When the one you gave your heart to* *Throws it in your face* *I'll be there* *When the person you trusted* *Betrays you* *When the person you share all your memories with* *Cant even remember your birthday* *I'll be there* *When all you need is a friend* *To listen to you whine* *When all you need is someone* *To catch your tears* *I'll be there* * When your heart hurts so bad* * You cant even breathe* * When you just want to crawl up and die* *I'll be there* *When you start to cry* *After hearing that sad song* *When the tears just won't* *Stop falling down* *I'll be there* *So you see I'll be there until the end* *This is a promise I can make* *If you ever need me* *Just give me a call and...* *I'll be there...*
Love
Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppress
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Mums
Well I hope my last mum did not offend any of my friends. I knew it would get a lot of responce, just did not expect such nastness from people it offended. The whole basis of it was to pick up some points and see what other people thought about the subject. I got the idea from a dating site where it was a woman that runs the site that talked about the subject. She kind of went by a truth in advertising point to it and that was what I was trying to get across with the subject. For anyone on my friends list that I offended it was not intended to do that .
Love
Sean left this as a comment for me =D I know she'll never understand. I gave my word before we met, So I just can't go breaking it. She'll say she thinks I'm out of touch I've let my duty, honorbound, come between the love we've found. How can I live without her when she's all I'm livin' for? How can I live without her, live like I did before? Now I can see through her eyes how good love could be How can I live without her when she's gone? No matter what the future brings, I'll hold the memories in my heart No matter how long we're apart. She'll always be the only one, Her name forever on my lips She's slipping through my fingertips. How can I live without her when she's all I'm livin' for? How can I live without her, live like I did before? Now I can see through her eyes how good love could be How can I live without her when she's gone? No one falls in love by choice, it is by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it is by work. No one falls out of l
Need Help Here
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Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d
Poems And.........
dying inside I feel an overwelming pain. but I know I can't be selfish because he's in love again. I feel like crying praying that it isn't true. I just wish he would tell me that he loves me too. my heat will break and then it will mend again. but I know that I can only have this man as nothing more then a friend. It's like a sad love song the way I feel sometimes. When the lyris reflect what I think. I miss you, this wasn't how I wanted it to be. There was a time when our future was too bright for us to see. And now all that has faded away. A new love song is being written. A song for both you and I. Soon there will be light where the darkness once lay. I fell in love on a sunny day... And now my skys have seemed to gray... The weather matches how I feel... I wish my love for him wasn't real... I said I'd wake and it would be gone... I'm so sad that I lost my one in a million...
Tunes
old song, but turn down the volume and enjoy ;)
Fubar Contests
I am sponsoring two contests, The first being a Solute David photo contest and the second being an Ass, Armpit, or Breasts contest. The winning salute will receive a 30 day VIP from me, and the winning Ass, Armpit or Breasts will win a blast. Rules: Salute David: Your salute must be a photo of yourself and include a message to me "FrogMaster David". Your salute may be rated G or rated XXX its completely your call. Winner will be decided by popular vote. Ass, Armpit, or Breasts: Yes it is exactly what it sounds like. Send a close up photo of your Ass, Armpit, or Breasts so that people are not sure which one they are looking at and have to guess, lol. As proof of it being your own photo with pen or marker write "David" somewhere on yourself in the camera frame. Winner will be decided by popular vote. How to enter: To enter post this photo in your photo gallery, then notify me of where to find it. I will then rip it to my contest gallery. Dates
Give Me A Break!!!...
Ok so I'm watchin CNN...Yea I try not to watch to much news sadly....It's all garbage these days I think...but anyway.... I see on CNN that FEMA (The Federal Emergency Mismanagment Agency) scheduled a news conference...What's so unusual about that right? Things like this happen all the time especially with the devastation that is being caused by the California Wild Fires. Hell when I was out there last month I could see all the smoke and smell it. Well apparently FEMA in their infinite wisdom fakes a news conference about the fires...A FEDERAL AGENCY fakes news....After this fucked up Iraq War, none of us should be surprised really huh? FEMA went above and beyond. Complete with translators and press coverage of their response to the fires out in Cali. The reporters were FEMA employees asking bogus questions. The real reporters were only told about the news conference with like 15 minutes either after it was about to end or after it had begun. The BUSH Admin vowed that th
Accident
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!
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A Special Thing
Got this from a friend ...When I read it I loved it and wanted to share with my other friends Hope you enjoy as much as I did Being a human being is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall! A song that Kate really loves I would like to send the most heartfelt "Thank You" that Anyone has ever sent out! No one can imagine the emotions I am feeling right now!! I can not possibly thank all of personally. Some of you I've never even talked to nor met but, today you have shown me that Fubar is about m
Eat Lead World!
Ok so I've come to a crossroads in my life with many separate paths leading off from here. I went and looked at a stereo school in Houston today. It's a 12 week program covering everything from the basics of Watts' and Ohms' laws(yeah when you get certified you have to know how it all ties together) to speakerbox design to working with fiberglass and metals. And that's just the first 4 weeks! The next four get more in depth with alot more hands on design and build. The third 4 cover custom interior and sewing(building seats, working with all types of materials, custom dash and lighting). Overall the program sounds really good to me but I'm not sure whether I want to give up on trying to get back to college or not. I've been trying(though sometimes not very hard) for the last year to get a job but nothing seems to be turning up. The first legit(great pay awesome benefits retirement and I qualify) job interview I get and I managed to screw it up. Some days I think I wasn't meant to ke
Army
Hey everyone, Some of you may not know but I have been in the process of joining the U.S. Army Reserves. Well Wednsday morning I headed to Chicago to the MEPS center to do my physical and all that other good stuff. Yesterday I got to swear in and finally become a soldier. I am now PFC Maulding of the United States Army Reserves. I will be leaving for basic training on Feb. 06, 2008 and will be going to Fort Jackson, South Carolina. Wish me the best and I will keep all of you updated
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Story Part One
A here's part of the story; I woke up very hungry this morning; I felt like i could eat a buffalo. All around me the dust was rising and i herd the buzzing of the flies on a body. I turned over carefully to see that Charlie died last night, he was very frail. The cooks took the body to the kitchen and i knew it was going to be a rich soup day; my mouth was some what watering. I herd the alarm go off waking the rest of us up. I stood up and helped Danny who was next to me. We walked out of the box we called the oven outside which was a much cooler. Danny looked at me and we both prayed that our owner would sell some off us off today or we won’t survive. The dust picked up and i could tell it was a fleet of trucks coming. I look at my trainer who was tearing up he said Scamp he was smart and sold our contracts. I shrugged my shoulders knowing where my trainer goes i go because of his binding contract, which stated he was sold to me for wages but could be sold back for pay
Hot Damn Here I Am!
do you know why bees buzz? you would buzz too if someone stoled your honey and nectar! Did you know if a frogs legs wasn't so long he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumped? and if his asshole wasn't watertight he would drown! To all fishermen out there weather you fish fresh water or salt water please join my fishing lounge, just click on fishing lounge onmy profile Thanks!
Im Here. . .
hey, been awhile . . . well Turtles finally over his col. but not before he passed it on to me. so now dayQuill is my new best friend. . . lol. . .well ive had an interesting week. the guy i posted the mumm about came up and we hang out well i was curious if things were as good as they once were.(wink wink) well they werent. andi dont know how to tell him kuze i dont want to hurt his feels kuze were still friends but i dont want to date him. then there has been this man whos been trying to get w/ me but hes married and i told him no. and hes understood. then last night this guy thats only been married for like 6 months. wanted to get something going. it shocked the hell outof me. kuze i work w/ his wife and shes crazy. so i told him no to but it just weird. what is there a sign on my head lonely married men only. all i want is a decent single guy to be fwb kuze after my friend came up for the night it got me thinkin i dont wanta releationship i just want a good romp w/ a SINGLE man.
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Sex Quiz
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Poems And Quotes That I Love
WHAT does he plant who plants a tree? He plants a friend of sun and sky; He plants the flag of breezes free; The shaft of beauty, towering high. He plants a home to heaven anigh For song and mother-croon of bird In hushed and happy twilight heard -- The treble of heaven's harmony -- These things he plants who plants a tree. What does he plant who plants a tree? He plants cool shade and tender rain, And seed and bud of days to be, And years that fade and flush again; He plants the glory of the plain; He plants the forest's heritage; The harvest of a coming age; They joy that unborn eyes shall see -- These things he plants who plants a tree. What does he plant who plants a tree? He plants, in sap and leaf and wood, In love of home and loyalty And far-cast thought of civic good -- His blessing on the neighborhood Who in the hollow of His hand Holds all the growth of a
Up Date On Mom Helen
Up Date On Mom Helen
ITS COMING TO BE A LONG ROAD FOR MOM PLEASE STILL KEEP MY HUNNY KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS .TY KAGE & CHERIE LOVE ALL OF YOU'S CHERIE DUE TO THE PERSON THAT SCREWED ME OVER AND SPONGED OFF OF ME , IM NOT ABLE TO AFFORD THE VIP , SO ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL BE ONLY GETTING 10'S SORRY , UNTIL I CAN AFFORD IT TY'S FOR READING AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT . BREW
Weekend
will this year is about to come to the end and it wasnt my year im glad its about over since its not been my best. heres how mine went. found out in Nov last year i had colon cancer and had emergerncy sugery to remove an 13" tumor but be4 it was caught (no thinks to military doctors) it spread to my rectum,liver and lungs. then i started chemo therpy in dec of last year was doing that for about four months then i came down very sick went back in the hospitqal for a infection on my rectum was in for about 13 day then 2 months later back in for the same reason was in another 11 days then 3 months later back in for the same problem ( the 3rd time) was in 14 days and almost died during this stay i had a fever of 104 for a couple of days heart rate went over 150 they had to put me in a straigh jacket cause i went crazy pulling iv's frommy body then about a month or so i went back in the hospital 2 hav surgery to clean my rectum out but they couldnt clean it so they remove it completely so
Hall Of Vengence
HALL OF VENGENCE & MYSELF ARE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD PEOPLE TO HELP GET THIS THINGS OFF THE GROUND, ARE YOU WILLING & ABLE TO HELP. WE HAVE FULL THROTTLE RADIO LIVE 24 / 7 & WE INTEND TO LET CRAZINESS RULE. I AM LOOKING FOR : 1) PROMOTERS ( IF YOU CAN MAKE BITCHIN BULLETINS THAT HELS ALOT ) 2) BARTENDERS 3) GREETERS ( THE MORE THE BETTER ) 4) SECURITY 5) POLE DANCERS & REGULAR DANCERS CONTACT ME IF YOUR INTERESTED. THANKS IN ADVANCE COME ON BY & COMMIT A FEW SINS.... YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
Maybe
Maybe...... Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, fa ilures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want t o dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you
General Interest
I got a new dog, it is a Malti-poo mix. She is adorable or will be when her hair is grown out. I still can't believe someone would throw her out on a highway. She is house-trained and about 2 years old. A police officer rescued her and gave her to a friend who is a another police officers wife. She gave her to me, because she knew her husband would not let her keep the dog. Like a sucker for dogs, I took her. A co-worker at the jail kept asking me about the dog. She said she was scammed out of $200 to get a dog sent to her. I agreed to give her the dog, but so far she has not showed me that she really wants it. First day, she did not call me until very later. The next day it was pouring down and would have been a bad day to be on the road with the dog. The she told me someone said those types of dogs bite children. Then it was her phone service was down and she would give me her home phone number, which she never did. I am now on my 2 days off and now I am attached to the dog. She h
Surprise Balloon
Work
Working with inmates can be hard on you. A lot of the inmates can't read or write. Most of the inmates will try to con you, so you have to be on your toes all of the time. This doesn't mean you have to be distant and not talk to them. Recently I had the third ex-inmate come up to me and thank me for listening and talking to them. They said they never want to go back to jail. They said it is rough working but better then being on the inside. I guess I do preach to them on the inside. I try to reach down into them and pull that part of them that is righteous out. I do listen to their personal problems and try to help. The day before yesterday, it was the inmate that said he would soon be getting out. His girlfriend is leaving him for her ex-friend. The inmate wanted something to tell her to make her stay with him. I told him to let her go since she wants her ex back and to find someone better when he gets outs. I told him generally when people break up there is a good reas
Death
I am not what i seem You’re lying to yourself i dont fear you We all die Nothing justifies you I must be dreaming Bleeding for ignorant minds Sleep my love Tomorrow may never come Steal my mind Its been tried too many times before You will never be my demise I am too strong for you So say goodnight my sweet Your time here is done No one really knows who we are deep inside I cannot dream anymore fading into the background Goodnight.
For Me Alone.
Written for me by the ~Cheshire Cat~ Goddess of a rose Rose petals fall beyond the trees The truth I been searching for Has been close to me I lost my faith but it came any way Rose petals fall This is my day Lying in a bed of roses Her loving touch The reason is she means so much What I found out Is very real Goddess of roses All that I feel All that I feel Eyes like sweet jems That shine for me Hair so long and so silky Such a beautiful face What more is to say Her lips like red rose petals Her endless rain Lying in a bed of roses Her loving touch The reason is she means so much What I found out Is very real Goddess of roses All that I feel All that I feel I was so tired of feeling down Hated to be alone But when she came around I never wanted to go home I was drowning and she pulled me out Now from the highest of moutains HER NAME I WILL SHOUT Lips smoothe like red roses Eyes like beautiful gems to shine The reason is I t
Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... that it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothing new - yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off
Jessica Muses
Fubar Bouncers
Fubar Bouncers are supposedly to stop spammers and bots from mass rates and comments however anybody with a decent connection can trip the bouncer check. Sadly it is more annoying to us and only causes the bot operator to reset once in a while. Does anybody really here really think the bouncer checks are effective at anything beyond annoying the masses?
Pomes
My name is Chris! I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He take
Lip Lovers Contest
I would really appreciate any and all help in this contest, I am trying to win a happy hour. I will return all love shown!
Lip Lovers Contest
I would like to know what happened to all of my "friends"? you know....the ones that are supposed to help in your time of need?! thats what friends are for right?! well i have been asking for help so that i can come close to winning this contest and i have barely gotten help from anyone. My boyfriend, my cousin, and like 2 or 3 other people helped. so thats like 4 or 5 people out of the 600+ people on my friends list. yes, im sorry, it upsets me because i try my best to help everybody on my list when they need help with something. I guess im just one those people that knows and understands what friends are for. so if you are one of the few that understand that as well...please help me out. you can find my link in my other blogs or just ask me for it...if your not one of those people, you might as well delete me from your friends list cuz i dont want friends that dont know the meaning of the word. hey everybody...to those of you helped...thank you so much...i still have a long way to g
Sappy Poems & Other Tales Of The Wounded Heart
Behind these eyes Lies pain and sorrow Dreams that died No tomorrows Smiles that fade Laughter is gone Happiness forgotten Sadness lives on An empty heart A lonely soul Pain and anger Have found a home How did I get here? When did it start? Once there was joy Now a wounded heart When will it stop? How will it end? Will I see light? Will you help me friend? Help me along Take my hand With your love I will stand You will help me see Together we'll strive This life is worth living and I can survive Desire My skin craves your touch My body yearns to be near yours Close...is not close enough A desire so great it cannot be contained An electricity... A connection... A physical wanting... words can't express Souls that collide to become one An attraction beyond all time and reality I am happy because you're perfect I am happy because you're my dream I am happy because you're everything I will ever need I need you because you're
Internet Down Til Wednesday
well i will be on and off when ever i can get the internet.but i will be backon wednesday cause my phone-internet company sucks.feel free to use the LETS TALK button and i`ll try to get back to you soon as i can. some times it goes right to my cell. have a great weekend every one. mike
Help
I'm sorry...That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry...That I dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry...If I'm not a Playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry...If I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry...If I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry...If my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry...If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry...That I try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! Just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just

Due to the rain we have been recieving this week, 6 days no sunshine lol. We are having a bit of problems with our internet. So far so good it seems to be working right now, but it could take up to a week to fix , so I may be here an sometimes not. Hope to see you all soon.
Just Thinking ...
I sit out here, miles from everything, and I thank my stars for being where I am … and who I am. There’s adequate turmoil in the populated world. I’m glad it hasn’t found my little neck of the woods yet. Of course, I didn’t always live out here next to Great Spirit. A short time ago, I was part of the rat race I dislike so much. But now? Well, there’s just me, the boys (my dogs), my snug cabin, and a view back to the previous century. As I sit on my willow rocker, strumming an old acoustic guitar, I wait for night to fall so I can watch my special star rise into the clean and clear sky. This particular special star became mine only a a few weeks ago. Before that, it was just an ordinary old star, one of several trillion flickering in the great darkness that surrounds my place after the sun leaves us for the day. One night, it just seemed to flicker a little brighter; kind of winked at me; and we’ve been on the same plain ever since. Why this star picked me out of all the g
For My Husband
How do I possibly put into words how much you mean to me? I know with all of my heart and every passing day that we were meant to be. With every look into your eyes I fall deeper in love with you; you're strong, you're kind and nothing compares to the things that you do. You've sacrificed so much to be the best husband any man could be; and never second guessed placing my happiness well above your needs. It's comforting to know that in a world so big that sometimes gets me down; I have a husband like you to keep me from falling to the ground. I could hold you in my arms forever and say "I love you" one hundred times each day; but I'm afraid it would take three more lifetimes with you for me to portray... Just how much I adore you and how thankful I am to be your wife; and how lucky I have been to have you as such an important part of my life. People search a lifetime and sometimes never find true love; that's how I know that meeting you was a gift from up above
Just Me
It is no great problem ill ethnology or anthropology as to how gypsies became fortune-tellers. We may find a very curious illustration of it in the wren. This is apparently as humble, modest, prosaic little fowl as exists, and as far from mystery and wickedness as an old hen. But the ornithologists of the olden time, and the myth-makers, and the gypsies who lurked and lived in the forest, knew better. They saw how this bright-eyed, strange little creature in her elvish way slipped in and out of hollow trees and wood shade into sunlight, and anon was gone, no man knew whither, and so they knew that it was an uncanny creature, and told wonderful tales of its deeds in human form, and to-day it is called by gypsies in Germany, as in England, the witch-bird, or more briefly, chorihani, "the witch." Just so the gypsies themselves, with their glittering Indian eyes, slipping like the wren in and out of the shadow of the Unknown, and anon away and invisible, won for themselves the name which n
My Beautiful Disaster
Come on ladies, be truthful! 1. What color is your bra? Not wearing one right now. 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? In between. 3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No, I'm frustrated with a man. 4. Are you in a relationship? Might as well be. 5. Do you have a best friend? I have two. 6. What do you want to be when you grow up? A wife, a mother, a homemaker, a journalist (or a teacher). 7. Who was the last person you hugged? Rayna. 8.Have you ever had your heart broken? A few times. 9. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yes. 10. Do you like your life? Currently? Not so much. 11.Do you shop at Hollister? No. 12. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? You could say that. 13. Single, Taken, Confused? All of the above?? 14. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes. 15. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? I don't have a lot of friends. Period. 16.
Jokes
Supermarket surround sound. (JOKE) The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Timbaland Lyrics
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like an angel, heavens not the thing for you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologizes, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...
My Pride
Roses are red puerto-ricanz are brown thats my race so don't put it down!! My puerto-rican pride I will not hide My puerto-rican race I will not disgrace My puerto-rican blood flows hot & true My puerto-rican peeps I will stand by you thru thick & thin till the day we die Our puerto-rican flag Always stands high I yell this poem Louder than all the rest. cuz every 1 knows PUERTO-RICANZ ARE THE BEST!!! PUERTO-RICAN Pride in my mind PUERTO-RICAN BLOOD is my kind So step aside and let me through Cuz its all about the PUERTO-RICAN crew Life sucks and then u die but if your PUERTO-RICAN You die with good a$$ pride!!!!
Fergie Lyrics
Can't help it The girl can't help it First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it Can't breath When you touch me, see Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm goin down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me dont stay single for long Cuz everytime a boyfriend and I br
Artist: Timbaland
feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E. [Verse 1: Timbaland] I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we'll be the perfect soulmates Talk to me girl [Bridge: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right [Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)] Baby if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are (I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way you are?) I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like, I like, I like [Verse 2: Timbaland] I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that love you best Talk to me girl [Bridge 2: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alri
Downrater
Im In Love
i think i may have found the one for me. but im not sure, im going to ask her pretty soon. here is hoping. cross your fingers for me. muah!!!!
Musings & Bullsh*t
...and so much has happened. Let's see if I can give the 'short version' - for those of you who might give two sh*ts about it. My whole summer was shot. My mother, who doesn't like me one bit, had a stroke; I spent the summer going back and forth to Oregon to help her out. Much screamin' and yellin' and throwin' things later, she's set up and able to live her life with a minimum of worry and at least some semblance of quality of life. The rest is up to her. In September, at last I got to see Finntroll! Fun, fun, F-U-N, fun! They were on the same bill with Ensiferum, and all I can say is: those Finns know how to have a good time! Drink-laugh-drink-laugh ... drinkdrinkdrink! And, they treat their fans with respect and appreciation. Then again, the European musicians see things differently - just because a girl/woman is wearing a vinyl corset doesn't mean you have license to treat her like a whore - unlike many of their North American counterparts. Anyway, it was a fin
Wanna Play?
Something Different
hey all my fubar friends, i need some rates.... ill return the favor U know whats wrong with the world today. people think just cause u have all girls as friends that u r sleeping with all of them. dont they know that u can be a friend with a women and not think of sex with her. people like that just make me sick. i have alot of friends that r women and havent sleep with half of them, so i say to u that think like that.... get a fucking life.. u know, some of my fubar friends well lets just say that there lifes are different. the question is , why isnt there anyone like them live close to me.u always see this in other towns but never close to u, r maybe its just that people in macon ga just dont know how to spice up there lives.
Public Opinions
Seeing naked pics getting invitations to view them all sicken me but thr worst is seeing retards coming on my page and starting shit with me. Fucking guys want me to add them so they can flirt with all the women on my page or hook up with them. They get mad when I deny them. I am called all kinds of names because I hate guysand am classified as "Doing every girl on my list" Tht is a bunch of bull shit half the people there are not even in the same area as me for one and for two I am not u I don't need to post naked pics and act stupid and have sex with every one to be myself U damn sexual vampires.Most women here are back stabbing lying sluts and most men here r perverted ass fuckers. I am not apart of it and get sick of fuckign tards coming to my page bitchin me out because i wont let them flirt with my friends.Sorry but I talk to real people who have real thingsto say not people who want to show off their little cock and small pea tits good day fuckers Cain They say an eye for

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the tangled web that is inside my mind. This the first time I have decided to blog here on Fubar. Today I felt the urge to write for the first in in very long while. I am not sure if this is the correct forum for my writings,but hey I do tend to color outside the lines most of the time. Since today is the October full moon and the actual Samhain. I thought it would be the perfect time to share four poems with any who might be interested. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIR As nighttime falls, the dark wind blows over my skin. I feel her presence, as much tonight as when she slipped from my hands nearly a year ago. Cold stone ill befits one so full of life. Chiseled font; raw epitaph - so limited, so gone. The leaves dance; I feel her hair dancing too. Then a flutter of wings. Cold, brilliant beam of Luna's light surrounds. For a moment, you are caught in the winds. For a moment, you are present in the leaves. For a moment, I see you,
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Sexy
Dirty Dirty Thoughts
What were you thinking you were going to get!! Take 2 seconds of your time and have dirty thoughts for the Queen of Dirty Thoughts!! fornicates@ fubar for•ni•cate (fôr'nĭ-kāt') To commit fornication. fornication noun1. voluntary sexual intercourse between persons not married to each other 2. extramarital sex that willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations; "adultery is often cited as grounds for divorce" This has been a pimp out by ‘The One and Only’ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™ WHITΞ ЯIDΞЯ®™@ fubar
As Simple As...
Ex's And Lies
Why is it when you break up with someone and you try to be their friend....it seems like all they want to do it run their mouth and be a little bitch. To top it all off, they cant do it to your face. Just behind your back and then post it online to the entire world in a blog! Well, I am tired of being so damn nice. All of my Ex's that have pissed me off, go suck a fucking dick! You all suck and there is a damn good reason we arent together! And to the ONE who likes to make me look like the bad guy on myspace and to people I work with! Fuck you! You got everything you deserved and then some! Keep running your mouth, I have not even began to spill your dirty little secrets and I have many! Leave me alone! And I am sure I will hear about this at work, but tell it like it is!
Ramblings
My cable has been out for almost two months and I am using satellite to get on. Satellite is, in my opinion, slower than dialup. This makes it almost impossible for me to rate, comment or do anything else on this site or even play my online games. If you think I have been ignoring you or whatever that is not the case. I just don't feel like spending an hour to change one page. If you want to talk to me leave a message I do try to get on to check them and you can always ask me for my msn since I am on there regardless. Larry
Gypsi`s Poetry
Believe in your Heart that Something wonderful is about to happen Love your life Believe in your own powers And your own potential And in your own innate goodness Wake every morning With the awe of just being alive Discover each day the magnificent Awesome beauty in the world Explore and embrace life in yourself And in everyone you see each day Reach within to find your own specialness Amaze yourself and rouse those around you To the potential of each new day Don’t be afraid to admit That you are less then perfect This is the essence of your humanity Let those that love you help you Trust enough to be able to take Look with hope to the horizon of today For today is all we truly have Live this day well Let a little sun out as well as in Create your own rainbows Be open to all your possibilities All possibilities and miracles Always believe in Miracles… All nature grows and dies Naked, innocent amongst the artifice of Man Observe each branch, blade, pet
Muskogee Air Show
so im going to the air show tomorrow and im going all out in my army clothes...showin support u know. Blue Angels will be flying! Hit me up if u going!
Contest Join In???:p
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p
Puddle Of Mudd And Saliva
Being A Submissive
Obit
I posted this in the wrong place.... so here it is now.... The Reverend Clarence C. Searles, 75, of Wayne died peacefully on Monday, October 22, 2007 at Saint Joseph’s Medical Center, Paterson, from complications due to a stroke. The Rev. Mr. Searles was ordained to the Diaconate in 1972 and served the majority of his ministry at Christ Episcopal Church, Pompton Lakes, where he was in charge of outreach and pastoral care. He was also Deacon-in-Charge at the Church of the Good Shepherd in Ringwood, NJ during the late 1970’s. Before his retirement in 1997, he was employed for thirty-five years by the First Manhattan Company, New York. He was a member of the Data Management Division of Wall Street and served as president for a two-year term. Devoted husband to Maple (nee Medford) for fifty years, loving father of Robert, Linda, and Steven; cherished grandfather of Scott, Steven, Jason, Matthew, Katelyn, and Douglas, and beloved great-grandfather of Dominic, Elizabeth, and Caleb.
My Lips Contest!
Would you come help me out in my contest? I always try to return the love. If you dont have time for comment bombing, i understand. BUT, would you rate the pic for me before you go? Thank you, Mandy scsweetie DSC & WTC member
To Sean (traveler)
False Advertising
I love it when guys across the world write and say, Hey when u gonna let me meet u? Ummm never is the answer. Why should I tell u more about myself? Is there a point, ummm NO! If u don't live 5 or 10 miles away, don't ask when were going to meet. It's not going to happen. If your fake and have a good looking guy as your profile pic, and your not him. Please don't contact me. If your not between the ages of 28 and 32 u don't have a chance in hell of talking to me. I'm not looking for fuck friends, so don't ask. I don't care if u sit at home and jerk off looking at my pics, cause that's all you'll ever get. My ideal guy is my crush. And he know's it. He's the one I c on a regular basis. And if u know that your not him, then don't assume u have the chance in hell with me. If you've been in prision or jail definitly don't contact me...!!!!!!! I hate it when people post pics on here, and it's not them. It aggravates me when people are fake on here, if you're fat, ugly, skinny or whatever yo
Whats Up
fuck it it isnt worth my fuckin time
Life Gone Wrong
How do I get through one night without you? If I had to live without you, what kind of life would that be? Oh I need you in my arms, need you to hold...you're my world, my heart and soul." I am thinking about you Even in my dreams you are there in my soul it won't let you out of my mind There is nothing that is going to stop it until i am with you feeling your touch feeling your kisses Wanting to feel your warm breath touching my skin as you hold me as night There will be nothing in my life worth fighting for until I am with you You are the sun in my hair the wind in my face the air that i breath You are the one that means everything ot me and my life won't be complete until i am with Holding you close to me feeling the love that both of us so much need from eachother Wakin up next to you and having you smile at me as you kiss me that sweet morning kiss There is only one thing that i want one thing i need that is to be with you
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Twisted Adventure....
Wow, I must have destroyed at least $5,000 in equipment and property.. but boy does it feel good. I'm sure it was not the most mature thing in life to do, but it was the least expensive, didn;t want to shoot someone because they thought I was cheating.... Hell, I'm within 2 weeks of a final divorce and I'm being told that I'm cheating??? WTF. It was to get my goat for sure, thinking they wanted me to snap so they could change the divorce paperwork to read how I had snapped.... So... kill my own property, post relationship.... take out frustrations without sending a 308 round through a skull or two... Wow, either I need to go back to Iraq or to counseling, don't know which....Can't they leave me alone to life I have and enjoy???? Wow, a small earthquake 85 miles from here and I have no internet or telephone for over an hour.... BS. So my ex asks me if I want to use her truck to move, which normally would be cool with me, however her boyfriend returns after 6 days of absence, no explana
Dating Game Or Guessing Game
So the difficulty arrises on how much is too much. How often should we call a person that we are interested in and how much is too much. If a man does not call does that mean we are no longer interested.....or is it that we are afraid of suffocating the person we wish to be with. The dating scene has changed over the years and unfortunately one misinterpreted action by either party can end the chances of a fulfilling relationship somewhere down the road. Am I going nutz here or is this on the mind of others who are dating! Mixed Drink: You're young, fun, goodlooking and tasty. You like to stir things up. You're a Mixed Drink! And with all of those ingredients, and funky names, your probably also on the high-maintenance side as well. But you deserve the attention.
Ustahli ~ A Story In Cherokee- I Will Translate
keep in mind,Tsalagi, or cherokee- is written diffrently, but I cant do it on my computer so I will type it in english dialect.. thanks!mj Ustahli ethi - yvhno tsike - se - I e - kwa tshko - ya tse - he - I ani - yv - wi - ya aye - li nu - nv I nu - nv nv te - kayaki - ske - I atahkhwa - yuhsti nitsu - tv - ne - i katsano - sta u - nv -ta - sv katu - i ke - stihno kvhsu - ya ki - sti yike - se u - stahli ani - ska - yahno yu - nino - le - na yitsu - tale - yvsta - na e - la -ti i - tsa tika - naki - ske ake - hya hilv - hno I - yani ani - ke - hya kv - waniyoho - se - lv khi - la u - nate - loho - se -I - yuhsti tu - nila - wa tse - ?(i think)ihno i - yuhsti iyu - natvhnti u - nihihsti u - stahli tu - nila -wi - tso - nahno . u - natahnthe - le -. u - natahnthe - le -uhnto u - nisatv?ti u - stahli ski - hno?i - yvhno e - kwa u - notha - ne - ?i ani - skaya ski - na nu - nv - neho - na nv - ya tu - nikha - nito - le - ko - thv - yv - wi tsa - ni n
My Poetry
Recalling the past things that would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown out questions glance exchange from eye to eye i was once you you were once me we were once one united and yet free My love, My sher you showed me what it is to be to be..truly and completely loved with a love, beyond all others a love of our two old souls that finally innertwine after life times of searching leaving no doubt, our souls are finally where they belong Showing one another, what it means to be loved deeper, the forever to be loved more passionate, then ever so when i say i do i mean..i have, i will and i'll always love you, with a love thats deeper and more passionate then ever felt beefore As i sit here in my room Images race through my mind Of that faithful november day Walking home from school I quickly realize i would never be the same
My Modeling.
Please show some support and join my BRAND SPANKING NEW yahoo group.As a member you will have access to MORE photographs(some never seen on myspace) and get even more updates on yours truly.=]It's free..all you have to have is a yahoo id and email. Click to join SynfulDame Thank you!!xxxo-S
Talladega 2007
made your annual trip to the nascar races at talladega. we had fun as always. my friend kristi's mom went with us for the first time. got dressed up friday night went to dinner. had limo pick us friday and sunday to take us to the race. my friend and her mom were treated like princess the whole weekend. it was alittle sad because our friend randy was not with us. he was and always will be missed. some of my pictures are from this year's trip. we did drink alittle over the weekend. friday night we had a bottle of 1999 dom p.
Poems
I OPEN MY HEART AND HAND IT TO YOU ..WHAT YOU DO WITH IT ..IS UP TO YOU . I HOPE YOU HANDLE IT WITH LOVE AND CARE...CAUSE ITS SO EASLY TO BREAK ..REASON ITS EASY TO BREAK IS CAUSE ITS BEEN BROKEN SO MANY TIMES IN ITS LIFE ..SO THAT IS WHY I SAY HANDLE WITH LOVE AND CARE ..DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE IT CAN TAKE ..CAUSE PIECE BY PIECE IT HAS BEEN BROKEN DOWN ...SO I HOPE YOUR ABLE TO HANDLE TO TAKE MY HEART INTO YOUR HANDS FOR THE LOVE AND CARE THAT IT NEEDS AND WANTS.. WROTE BY..PAMELA GHALI i hunger for your touch i hunger for the tast of your kiss i hunger for the smell of ur skin i hunger for your love i hunger for you to be sided me i hunger for you to live inside of my heart i hunger for the passion and love that we shared together. the hunger lives inside of me that keeps building and growning and i dont know how to stop it. how do i stop this hunger, how do i get this hunger i cant ingore to go away? by : pamela ghali
Very Beautiful Story.......please Pass Along If You'd Like To........
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends.
Why Cant I Sleep
This day is ALWAYS hard for meto sleep nowdays. Oct.27th.... This is the day that i gave life to a child after knowing only 2 mths that is was pregnant. He weighed 4lbs and 1/2oz. he was fullterm also.... then in Feb he got RSV and was hospitalized and almost died onus. He was a great and VERY spoiled kid.He loved life and made veryone smile everyday. then onAug.3 01 there was a car wreck. The damn setbelt and the seat of the car took him from all of us...... He would have been 13 today... I miss my boo! But i am so glad that he does not have to go thru all the drama of the life here on this god forsaken ground anymore... The pain NEVER leaves and you dont get over it... You learn to live with it... why does today bother me when i can handle it any other day of the year... I guess i will wait till the sun comes up and go tout to where we laid him to rest (which i did NOT get to go to the funeral because the STUPID ASS dr wouldnt let me leave the
Holiday Weekend
HAVE U EVER SAT THERE AND WONDERED AFTER A FRIEND HAS BEEN MEAN. HATED TOWARDS YOU. SUDDENLY THEY PASS ON. EVEVER WONDER IF U AND THAT PERSON WOULD GET ALONG UP ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH THAT SAME PERSON, WHEN YOUR TIME COMES TO GO TO HEAVEN/ Hi all just taking few minutes to write. I running out of time to wish all good weekend and safe hollo ween . Wish all to have a safe one. Get this at CommentYou.com Hi everyone, Wishing everyone a good christmas and Happy new year. Be safe, After the 31st I may or may not be around on fubar for little while, due to some hardships,For those who i gotten to know close and become good aquaintences, I greatly appreciated the times we spent, talking and getting to know one another, But the Grinch stole my Christmas this year, If you Have not added me to your messenger, mine is jtsproducts on yahoo. DONT FORGET TO STOP BY YUMMY KITTY AND SHOW THEM SOME LUV WHILE I GONE< MADE SURE THAT MY POSITION AS BARTENDER BE COVERED, THEY ROCK AND WELL SERVE YOU WELL W
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I'm Leaving Fubar
Well boys, it has been a delight to meet most of you, it was a wild ride and many of you have touched me in ways I won't forget. I wish this could have continued so I could get to know you even better and one day meet. I regret that this site does have a few shady characters that may be all talk, but they can frighten a person. Maybe their game is to frighten someone and they get off on that fear. But, I've had enough. I will be taking my profile down later today. I tried to be honest and state in my profile that I don't have a web cam and made it very clear what I am seeking, but ......... well too much to go into detail here. I will miss you and I know you will find someone to fill that need. I know a couple of you have discovered a need with me that you never knew you had and I hope you will continue to pursue that discovery and seek the adventure. I will miss you I wish everyone the best Be well Leah
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JUST LEAVING YOU WITH SOME MORE POEMS ENJOY I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.... Will You Will you be with me, Will you be by my side. Will you hold me forever, And keep me safe inside. Will you stop the tears, Will you mend my heart. Will you think about me, When we are so far apart. Will you lay beside me, Will you hold me tight. Will you kiss my lips, As you\'re holding me tonight. Will we ever be together, Will you ever be mine. Will you forever love me, Till the very end of time. BLH 10\07 You\'re the shoulder I lean on, the hand that I hold, The eyes with the message That never grows old, The smile that is part of Each warm memory - You\'re everything special That means love to me. BLH 10/07 One Kiss One kiss is all I want To take away my tears And give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I want To give me hope And take on life as it comes One kiss is all I want To know your lips And hold them forever One kiss is all
Unemployed
well last wednesday i was told my services were no longer required and my contract was terminated .still good news is that i'm still in love with a wonderful woman kiz.
Pen-pals
This is my oldest son John. He is currently serving some time and is interested in some (female) pen-pal correspondence. Any women interested can contact me (comment on this blog saying so) for more information. I will require you to send a letter to me (showing you are serious), which I will forward to him. He will choose who he wishes to reply back to. A 4X6 photo is encouraged, but be sure there is no nudity, drugs, alcohol, or obscene gestures (middle fingers, ect.). I will explain more upon inquiries. Please understand, I DO love my son dearly, despite the unfortunate choices he has made. We ALL make mistakes! Don't even dare to try being judgmental with him or me. You will be wasting your time because my love for him will never be less. I give him my full unconditional love that maybe only "parents" can understand, regardless of of my opinions towards HIS choices.
Deep And Personal
after reading Roxy's poem, I was inspired to post some of my own, so, here we go!: DOLLHOUSE Growing up behind these eyes The vision blurs, the memories hide I see my truth, it's only lies All that I've learned is falsified Surrounded by these faces cold I feel the weight, I turn to stone Uncaring eyes bore through my soul I'm nothing now, I'm all alone The years drag on unceasingly I live to hide, I'm never seen I always fail so perfectly I can't escape your view of me Within your eyes I know my place Fully exposed upon your face I see the shame, open disgrace The bitterness invades my taste There is no hate, just emptiness No jaded love, not even missed An open sore, a gaping wrist In all your lives I'm just a cyst My cancer grows, pale death is near Within my cell I face my fear I drown myself with unshed tears I squeeze the pain until it sears Sever flesh away from bone The truth is clear, I'll die alone All that I am, all that I've
Moving
I'M BACK IN THE STATES YA'LL! i'm finally home. and i'm so happy about it. hit me with some luv and all will be returned! this week the movers will be here to pick up my stuff and ship it to the states. that means that after wednesday i most likely won't be online till after i get back to the states. if that's the case, then just know that i love ya'll and will be back on as soon as i can be. i will miss ya'll! so as most of you know i'm moving back to the states from germany. i'm leaving wednesday morning. tonight will most likely be the last time i'm online for a while do to meetings tomorrow and then going to bed early tomorrow night due to an early ass flight on wednesday. i love ya'll and i will get online as soon as i can to let you know that i made it alright and that me and the babies are safe. pray that everything goes alright for our flights. dj m.i.a. ~aka~ brandy
Word Of The Day
Erotomania: The false but persistent belief that one is loved by a person or the pathologically obsessive pursuit of a disinterested object of love. Erotomania can be a symptom of schizophrenia or other psychiatric disorders that are characterized by delusional symptoms. I never heard of it before this morning, actually the reason for this blog. Most stalkers suffer from this. Learn something new every day. I found this interesting because I have seen it (maybe even had to deal with a touch of it from nameless people) on the net. Usually, it occurs with famous people...quite literally crazed fans. I suppose it doesn't always have to be someone famous...could just be someone walking down the street flips her hair the right way and BOOM someone becomes obsessed with her. Or someone just scrolls by on the top of your screen...and you imagine him/ her winking at you and you just fall in love...er well your version of love. I wonder what must happen in someones life to
Graveyard Training
"Is the cool night air to much for you, My pet? I asked of her. "No, Sir." she replied. I look down at at the clock briefly so not to miss my turn. It was 11:30pm as we turned into the cemetery. A field where I like to play in the night. Driving slowly to obey any rules imposed by the graveyard, I mean no disrespect. I take a gander at the lovely subject to my right. "My sweet girl this is where we begin with tonights events." I explained to her as I pulled off the the side of the road. "What is that, Sir?" She asked of me with a lucid look in her eye. "You will find out soon enough my dear," I tell her as I kiss her soft lips. "Now, get out, and go to the back of the van." I commanded. The sound of the shutting doors pierce the silence of night. The moon is a in it's waning phase, and the sky is illuminated with all the shimmering stars. I open the back of the van to a large storage area. I pull out my bag of goodies that I brought to the party. I run my fingers
She In Contest
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stuck on friend of fubar (10) trying to figure out what I must do to get to the next lvl
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My Life
i recently sent an email to a friend and thought i woud post it here to see if anyone had thoughts..... i hope things will work out. its hard to think things will work out the way i want them to. i read a quote the other day ..- \"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.\"- it made me think of the things i could have done to be a better boyfriend. but more importantly what can i do to become a better person from this point forward. the question still stands in my mind -should i worry about the things i cannot change- or worry about the things i can change. it seems obvious that i should only wory about the things i can change. i just cant forget that the things that i want to change are a direct result of the things that have happend.
Election 2008
Election 2008 I have been thinking about who I would vote for in the national elections for 2008 and I am still stuck on a choice. I like Biden, but I am sure Obama or Clinton will get the Democratic nod. I am not sure about the Republicans, but I use to like McCain until he sold his soul to the right. I have no problem with religion or strong beliefs, but once it start encroaching on my right to be a how I want to be, then I view it as a problem. I think we have more pressing issues to talk about in this country, like a universal health system, education, poverty, jobs and overall security to worry about abortion and gay marriages. While these things might be important to some people on the right and some people on the left, I still view them as personal issues that should not be legislated locally or nationally. I don’t want to use this as a forum to get political, but I am asking everyone to vote with an open mind. Not everyone is religious, not everyone is liberal, and not
Important Message
I just didnt want to delete my account without telling all my friends what was going on. For personal reasons I am deleting my account. I love you all very much. I have met alot of very sweet people on here. Thank you for helping get my first and only blast. Its hard for me to do this but I need to do it. For those of you that truly are my friend and would like to keep in touch I will leave my yahoo ID its Roses4rd@yahoo.com. I hoping you will stop by now and then and say hi to me. Keep me in all of your prayers. God Bless. May each and everyone you find what you deserve in life that makes you happy. Love you all!!! Rhonda
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Fireman's Prayer
A Fireman's Prayer When I am called to duty, God, whenever flames may rage; Give me strength to save some life, whatever be its age. Help me embrace a little child before it is too late Or save an older person from the horror of that fate. Enable me to be alert and hear the weakest shout, And quickly and efficiently to put the fire out. I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me. To guard my every neighbor and protect his property. And if, according to my fate, I am to lose my life; Please bless with your protecting hand, my children and my wife.
...some Thoughts
Drug Problems? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse, and he asked me a rhetorical question, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?' I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and pick bales out of dad's fields
Erotic Stories
After a long day of work for both of us, we kick off our shoes and stretch out on the couch. "I've been on my feet all day" you say as you rub your feet across my thigh. Taking a nylon clad foot in both hands and slowly rubbing and kneading the tense muscles of your foot. As you let out a soft sigh and rub the other foot on the outside of my hands, and I give it the same slow loving treatment as the other. "Now would you like for me to get the massage oil and finish what I've started?" I whisper to you with a knowing smile on my lips. "Aren't you back yet", you giggle as you caress my beard with your toes. Coming back with the massage oil, and two towels, I stop and turn the stereo on and put on some soft relaxing music and light the candles we have in the room. Knealing at your waist, my hands glide under your skirt and slowly pull down your pantyhose. You feel my fingers light caress your thighs as I remove the nylon from them...getting down til the nylons slide off your feet and I
The Island A Story I Wrote
"The Island Here we are on an island with no one but our selves...She was mad at him for getting her stranded..she runs towards the ocean..trying to see if she can see something that would rescue her, she didnt see anything..as she turned around to go back up from the water she noticed him..taking off his shirt..she stares at him as his muscle bound body was glistening from the sweat..she licks her lips with desire for him..wanting to be near him..she starts unbuttoning her shirt as her eyes never parted him..he notices her staring at him..he walks over to where she is..and whispers in her ear..here let me help you with this..he starts to slide her shirt off, fondling her breasts as he starts to kiss her neck..feeling the desires for him..yearning for his touch she starts to rub his cock..she feels it starting to erect..she unbuttons his pants and slides her hand in ..groping his balls and strokes his cock even harder and faster..he starts tonguing her breasts and nibbles
Insane Clown Posse
PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!! NOT down wit the posse if you don't give comments!!!!! Insane Clown Posse (commonly known as ICP) is an American rap duo originally from Wayne, Michigan but formed in the Detroit neighborhood of Delray. ICP consists of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler). The duo was originally part of a larger group known as Inner City Posse, which broke up in 1992. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope usually appear in full black and white "evil clown" makeup, reminiscent of that worn by the Seventies rock band KISS. The duo has earned one platinum album (technically two, seeing as how the Ringmaster went gold twice on two different labels) and two and a half gold albums[1] They also have starred in their own feature film and formed their own wrestling federation JCW, Juggalo Championship Wrestling. ICP has a dedicated following of fans, known as Juggalos and/or Juggalettes. ICP began in the late 1980s, when a small group of gangsta rappers kno
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Johnnie Bea Cool
Waz up Everyone,Today I Made My First Blog.Now some of you might know me as DA BLOCK BOY,Because of my REP and The News,but Im really a ROCK N ROLL RAP STAR.What Im mean by that is I play the ELECTRIC GUITAR AND RAP at the same time,Ring a Bell "KID ROCK".HAHAHA
Looking For A Pumkin
Can anyone thell me where to get a Pumkin made? They look real cool. Thanks and have a great weekend...jc
We Won!
So my son's team won the football game last night. 32 - 6... it was awesome... so now we're off to play offs, which means probably football up to thanksgiving... I'm Happy. How many of you like to go to High School Football games?
Girl Friend App.
Fubar Surveys
I don't understand something about Fubar surveys. I take them often. Except for one occasion I was told that I did not qualify for the survey, which was fine by me. However, today I made it past that and proceeded to answer a questionnaire that had a minimum of 30 questions. AFTER I was completed, and this did take me some time, I was told I did not qualify based upon my results. That's sorta bullshit. I spent time taking the surveys, why did I not get something in return, even if it was half the fubar money etc. Why should I bother taking them if I am told AFTER I take the survey that I am not qualified. A waste of time.
Capricorn
Once you have opened this , there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Al ways wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotiona
Randomness
**THIS IS FROM A BOOK I AM READING TITLED "ON KILLING" IT IS WRITTEN BY LT. COL. DAVE GROSSMAN, IT INVOLVES THE PSYCHOLOGICAL COST OF LEARNING TO KILL IN WAR AND SOCIETY.** "We know, as surely as we know that we are alive, that the whole human race is dancing on the edge of the grave... The easiest and worst mistake we could make would be to blame our present dilemma on the mere technology of war...It is our attitudes toward war and our uses for it that really demand our attention." -Gwynne Dyer **THIS IS A GREAT BOOK, HELPS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT OUR MILITARY GOES THROUGH PSYCHOLOGICALLY DURING WAR, ITS TIME FOR US TO STOP BEING BLISSFULLY IGNORANT, AND SUPPORT OUR MILITARY IN COMBAT WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH THE REASONS THEY ARE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY NEED OUR SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING.** Teachers & Cops These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but boy a
A Thought Or Two
1. Where does the light go when you turn the light out. 2. How did they first find out that you can get milk from a cow and what was they doing at the time. 3. If when humans eat they can’t go in the water for an hour after, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water 4. We always go on about the speed of light but what is the speed of dark 5. The word abbreviation why is it such a long word. 6. Ladies put on a pair of knickers, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings why don’t they put on a pair of bras. 7. People say television sets why is it called a set when you only get one. 8. Olive oil comes from olives, veg oil comes from vegetables, and corn oil comes from corn where does baby oil come from. 9. When you buy a Teflon pan it says nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan. 10. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds
What Kind Of Monster Am I...
NuttinButtSexxy NuttinButtSexxy NuttinButtSexxy NuttinButtSexxy You Are a Witch (or Warlock) You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator. You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes. Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam. And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil. Your greatest power: Mind control Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets You play well with: GhostsWhat Kind of Monster Are You?
Life Part 8
Okay, I am officially an idiot! I think I must be superwoman and can do shit by myself like oh...lift a California King size mattress by myself! Um, does anyone know how much they weigh? HEAVY! Ours also has extra weight on it because it has a 4" thick memory foam pad on top of it. Let me back up here. I bought new bedding about a week ago, probably longer. We wanted (I) a change. Sick of the palm tree look for our bedroom and wanted something a little more exciting! So we bought a cheetah print! Yes, pretty wild. I have been wanting to change everything but Peter wanted to wait to do it so we could paint first. The cheetah print doesn't go with yellow and green walls! He wants to retexture the ceiling and walls before he paints because he never liked the way it was done the first time. So this is going to be a huge project. Well, little impatient me is sick of looking at the bedding in the bag still. I want it out on my bed! I had to get a new black bed skirt,
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Tattoo Contest
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Jokes
Blaquethoughtz
I had a moment of clarity at work last night or rather this morning. I dont think it was quite an epiphany. But it did alter my mood and gave me a different perception about things. They say you have to walk a mile in another man's shoes to know where he's been. Or in this case a woman's shoe. Well I have walked in her shoes. Not that I am cross dresser or anything like that. Let's just say I have an idea of what she has been through and what she is going through now. I can more than empathize with her. By now everybody knows that my best friend has been staying with me going on a couple weeks now. Everybody else knows that in one of my last blogs I was basically pissed off about the situation and rather than discussing it with her I ripper her on here. I said some things I shouldnt have said and it's a wonder it didnt cost us our friendship. Nichole is a wonderful person first and foremost and above all things genuine. I dont think I did a good job of portraying her in a positiv
Do U Have What It Takeds??????
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Heaven's Brigade
I HAVE NO AMBITION IN THIS WORLD BUT ONE, AND THAT IS TO BE A FIREMAN. THE POSITION MAY, IN THE EYES OF SOME, APPEAR TO BE A LOWLY ONE; BUT THOSE WHO KNOW THE WORK WHICH A FIREMAN HAS TO DO BELIEVE HIS IS A NOBEL CALLING. OUR PROUDEST MOMENT IS TO SAVE... LIVES. UNDER THE IMPULSE OF SUCH THOUGHTS THE NOBILITY OF THE OCCUPATION THRILLS US AND STIMULATES US TO DEEDS OF DARING, EVEN OF SUPREME SACRIFICE. Edward F. Crocker Chief of Department FDNY 1899-1911 When I'm called to duty God wherever flames may rage give me strength to save a life whatever be its age Help me to embrace a little child before it is too late or save an older person from the horror of that fate Enable me to be alert to hear the weakest shout and quickly and efficiently to put the fire out I want to fill my calling and to give the best in me to guard my neighbor and protect his property And if according to your will I have to lose my life bless with
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Legendology 101
Weirdly.... I took a bus, train, and or a long walk I never expected. Pretty much it all used to make sence. Now,... well who the fuck knows? I never really had it all, .. but I had something. One billionth of a second is much more than one could think of. That fraction....(could and maybee someday??).. throw Trump or Gates into vagrantcy with no warning. Does one think it can't possibly be their undeniable destiny?.. Well get off the fuckin pot..... it happens, and happens well. Like it or not.... thats just how the pigeon shit falls... and let it fall where it may for I didn't hand feed a strangers destiny. This lottery pencil, (short in stature, conceals more gumption than Thor posses in his tin foil of a hammer) and napkin are the best receptors bitter angst could ask for,... ALWAYS there, ALWAYS nonsubjective,..... no retort. Not really what I have to "say", but just a venting tool available for my disposal. It's all a learning curve...... should you read this and say.....No tha
General Stuff 1
This is one of those good old e-mails that keep popping up. I just had to share it with you all again. Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.' Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsun
Fill Your Moments!!!
Fill your moments with action, and there will be little time left for worry. Fill your moments with meaning, and there will be little time left for despair. Fill your days with discovery, and you will fill your life with valuable knowledge. Fill your hours with caring, compassion and respect, and you will fill your world with love and friendship.Fill your thoughts with positive possibilities, and the best things in life will surely be within your reach. Fill your words with encouragement and enthusiasm, and you'll often find people and circumstances lining up in your favor. Fill your efforts with purpose, persistence, diligence and integrity,and your life will be filled with valuable achievements.Fill your heart with a love of truth and goodness, and your soul will be filled with the treasure of wisdom.Your life is a most precious gift. Fill every corner of it with the best that you can.
Contest
PLEASE Help my Friend Nenoo Help Me Win This Contest (Click the Pic. to come show me love!) I am trying to win a 7 day blast please rate me and show me some comment bombing love. Let me know if you bomb me so I can return you some love!
Single Life
Okay, so why is it that when you want to put your heart and soul into something, something happens to make you second guess doing it. Is life really that awful that we are all here to be punished? If it is then could someone please tell me what the hell I am being punished for? I hate walking around clueless waiting for the other shoe to drop. An God help me if I hear one more person say that I am the "nice & funny one" I am going to kick some ass!! Statements such as these that often come out of a guys mouth, is just a polite way of saying "you're a fat chick and I wouldn't date you". Reality check boys, there is more to a woman than her looks. If you don't think so then you are not only shallow, but you are missing out!! I have a lot to offer and I think I am a pretty good person (as long as you don't piss me off...LOL). At any rate, am I wrong to not trust or believe that there is something better out there? Because if there is I sure as hell haven't found it. Okay, wh
Sassy's Pondering Area
If eyes are the windows to the soul, do beautiful eyes mean you have a beautiful soul? This thought came to me as I've looked through pics on here tonight. Tight rolled jeans, bell bottoms, parachute pants are just a few. I have noticed that hair also falls into the trend category lately as I see so many short haired or nearly bald men. Dammit I like hair! I am not saying that some aren't hot as hell with very short hair. Some can look great in long or short hair. Sorry, I got distracted. And just so you know the pic below is definately not hot to me!! Click Here to get more at CommentYou.com
Freedom Isn't Free
Freedom Isn't Free I watched the flag pass by one day. It fluttered in the breeze A young soldier saluted it, and then He stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil? How many mothers' tears? How many Pilots' planes shot down? How many foxholes were soldiers'graves? No Freedom isn't free I heard the sound of taps one night, When everything was still. I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That taps had meant "Amen" When a flag had draped a coffin of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard at the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington..... No -- Freedom isn't free!! ~ C
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia!
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Gwen's Kitchen
Gwen stood at the sink washing out a dirty coffee cup. The sun poured through the window giving her kitchen a warm glow. Sitting at the kitchen table sipping coffee was Gwen's next door neighbor and confidant Kelli. Kelli was already dressed for work but, as she was leaving she got a call that her boss was entertaining clients with a game of golf and she need not come to work. That was fine for Kelli who went next door to see what her friend Gwen was up to. Kelli discovered her friend was still dressed in last night's Fredericks finery. Gwen shamelessly moped around the kitchen in a beige teddy that barely covered her ass and a spaghetti strap that kept falling off her shoulder. Her curly, dirty blonde hair sloppily tied atop her waking head. Kelli also noticed that Gwen was still wearing a drooping pair of thigh high black stockings. And to top it off Kelli watched as Gwen bent over to pick up a spoon she'd dropped discovering Gwen had no underwear on. Top- o- the morning Kelli sar
Funny Stuff
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. ----------------------------------------------------- I believe -. . . That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I b
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I Spy
She wasn't expecting me for another hour, yet I came early. There was no answer to my knocking, and as always before, I let myself in, thinking she must be asleep still. I walked quietly through the house, glancing around, but went straight to her bedroom. I expected to see her buried under the covers, sleeping soundly, but she wasn't there. The sound of water came to my ears from another room. It shut off suddenly, and I was struck with anxiety. I heard her footsteps as she padded down the hall. I turned and slipped into the closet, sliding the wooden door shut in front of my face. I peeked out through the wooden slats and saw her come into her room, naked and toweling her hair dry. She ran the towel over her face and then lower, drying the rest of her body slowly, as if she enjoyed the feel of the rough terrycloth against her soft skin. Her movements were languid and drawn out, bending over to dry her legs and feet, she gave me a full view of her round ass, and her thick labia bet
Simply Me
Im no cinderella waiting for my prince. I wont sit around waiting to see if one really exists. Im putting my self out there to see what i may find. Im just looking for someone a man who is truely kind. Are you the one im looking for the man i want for life. If you are honest and sweet then you already may be sweeping me off my feet. not just any guy will do i want someone full of compassion someone who is true. Im no cinderella waiting for my prince but you never know if you capture my heart i just might call you this. Michelle Elston I swim in a sea of confusion, it thrashes all around me, with each splash i feel more lost, waiting and wanting to be free, i start feeling weaker and weaker, with each stroke i take, im sinking deeper and deeper, how will i make it? what will it take? as i start to go under the confusion sets in, im lost in an unusual state, longing and waiting wondering what will be my fate? a hand reaches in, slowly pulling me
Master Bath
It had been a long day for my Master. He had been behind the wheel for more hours than I could count. I had had the afternoon off of my job. Plenty of time to prepare a surprise for the man I loved and adored above all. After dinner, I suggested Master take a relaxing shower. I of course offered to assist. I went in to the bathroom and started the water, leaning over to test the temperature and adjust it. When I thought it was just right, I turned on the showerhead. I heard Master step in the shower and felt the water pulsate down my backside. I started to rise, but Master held me still with his hands on my back. I reached forward and braced myself against the bathtub. Master's hands slid across my skin as his feet carefully pressed my legs apart. I felt his hands slide along my ass with the water smoothing his way, trickling down between my ass cheeks to my pussy. His hands followed the trickling water and rubbed my pussy lightly teasing me. I moaned, clenching my fists on th
All About Me
Alright I'm real depressed now. I've a had a crush a huge crush ok more than a crush on this guy i've met two summers ago, we clicked instantly, at the time he wasn't looking for a relationship, just friends, but I rushed it and we ended our friendship and every so often he would msg me etc... chat on the phone again, then stop talking. Before we ended our friendship, I found out that he liked me alot. But I had to fuck this things up. We always seemed to find a way back to each other somehow. Anyways, just today I added him to facebook and I seen his status to in a relationship, it broke my heart, because all this time I was hoping that me and him would end up finding each other again. He to ld me he'd give us another chance, that went no where because he stopped talking to me. He was soo perfect. GRRR!!!! I'm going to go cry now. He was everything that I was looking for, we had soo much in common, we had the same personalities, and he was soo damn gorgeous. I am je
Lovin 4 Lil Devil
stop by and show me some love and i will return the favor. bye bitches! November 5, 2007 @ 11:39 am Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! pass this on to at least 8 people..... if you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast
A Lesson In Pleasing
(Yes, the Angel in this story is me and is a true story) "Angel?" "Yes Sir?" I asked quietly, looking up at you slowly. We had been sitting at the dinner table. You'd created a wonderful meal for the two of us. You love to cook, and I love your cooking. You are a Master in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. "I have plans for us tonight." I nodded. I knew you had been planning something. I could tell. I always knew. I could read you. "You do want to be my good girl don't you?" "Yes, Sir." "You do know how to please me, don't you?" I nodded again. "I need to hear your answer, pet." "Yes Sir." My heart was pounding. Just what had you concocted? Was it something we'd talked about before? Could it be a fantasy we'd explored only in words, late at night, in bed. "Good girl, now come with me." I expected you to immediately lead me downstairs, into the dungeon you'd created, the sanctuary that was home to some of our most intimate play. But instead, you
Random
I can't explain the way I feel But I know my feelings are for real Thoughts of you always on my mind I'll do anything, give you all my time It makes me happy just being by your side All those feelings I just can't hide You'll always be in my heart Can't bear the pain when were apart Nobody is as special as you are to me Now I hope you are beginning to see Just how much I care for you And all my feelings will always be true I can't describe how much I care But when you need me, I will be there To wipe those tears when you are sad To make you happy when you are mad All these things I really can do Just remember I'm thinking of you You are on my mind 24-7 Being with you is like being in heaven At times we have our little fights (even though I am always right!) My feelings for you will stay the same How much I care will never change... sweetdee: i forgot to mark my mum nsfw and holy cow people start to jump u ->sweetdee: that is what it means sweetdee: if
Life And Such
When I was a kid in my mid-teens, my sister who is 4 and a half years younger than me, would steal stuff from her family to give to her friends. In later years, she would snub her family to help her friends. We, my wife at the time and myself, were living with a friend in Texas when her electricity went out, My nephew and her son blew the box on the pole. It was going to cost $3000 to fix and for some reason the city would not fix it, even tho it was their box on the pole. Well, my friend was my ex-girlfriend and my sisters best friend. When we lost power, my wife was about 3-4 months pregnant. My sister took in her best friend and her two sons, one was 10 and the other was 15. Meanwhile, we were had no where to live but in a trailer with no electricity and no heat. I was working, but was making only $6 an hour, and being in Texas, the rent was more than we could afford in every place we looked at. During this time, we were watching my friends dog. The trailer got infested wit
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What Does Not Kills You Only Makes U Stronger
What does not kill you only makes u stronger This is my first blog...So here goes..... How is any one supposed to forget the past when all it fucking does is keeping surfacing?? Why does everyone have to suffer horrible experiences in their lives and never have the chance to redeem their soul? I am sick of trying to move on and only get pushed back further the further i get ahead? I am so tired of not being able to forget and let be my situation. The people involoved with my incident are not letting me be. HE FUCKED UP NOT ME!!! I was 14 fucking years old....just let me live me life...I do not understand why my life cant just keep going forward...I have the most beautiful, smart, innocent baby boy that doesnt need to know what i have been through...I have a great man....yes far away but hes mine....he makes me feel like the world..thanks so much.....My life is so much more important then my situation in the past.. I am trying to get over it and when i almost get there it just gets
Ssdd
So if you feel bad and things that make you feel like shit are changable but choose not to change. It leave us with only on alternative to change it our selves, so herin lies my dilemma things that are out of my control are making me feel like shit and i cant change the one aspect that i do not like but i can change some thing to make the pain shorter lived. So here i sit on a precipice of decision, work or life, life or death, love or lonely, all very important decisions. Some thing to think about for me tonight, i hate being here but i love the money, i love things that are bad for me but i like to live,............. the rest is blank awaiting a conclusion
A Soldier's Prayer
It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord let me live another day As I put myself in harms way I made my choice, I took the oath I stand for freedom, but I don't boast My God, my coubtry, my family The things I hold so dear With these all on my side There's nothing for me to fear But if I should fall before my next relief I will stand before you Lord with honor and dignity So, while I'm here please make me strong To fight the battles and right what's wrong GOD BLESS AMERICA
Great Story For Men An Women Yall Love It!!!
had spent a decade in the dating scene, and I was done. I'd had enough of the fumbling hands and the cheesy pick-up lines and the 'let's go dutch' conversations to last me a lifetime. Mostly I was tired of men who were less masculine than I was. I wanted a real man, someone financially successful and personally secure. I couldn't be with a man I couldn't respect, or admire, and I've never been attracted to a man I can't respect. My solution for filling the husband/family void in my otherwise rewarding life was to take part in a matchmaking service. The kind that pairs gold-digging bimbos with millionaires. A bit crude, I realize, but nevertheless a fitting solution for my predicament. I wasn't expecting to find my soulmate. Just a man who was willing to put as much effort into me as I would be willing to offer him. It sounds so sensible, like it should be easy to find, but it's been terribly difficult for me on my own so I thought the matchmaker would be a t
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Today's Life
So the question i had was the bf going to like the early Christmas gift. The answer to that was written on his face the moment i opened the hotel's bathroom door. With one glance at me his eyes widen and he got the look of anticipation written all over his face. I wore that red number i have in my hidden me folder with the fuzzy red slipper heals that i got from Fredrick's of Hollywood.(which is my favorite place to shop for my bedroom only clothing.) I laid on the bed and the kisses i got from him from my ankles to my lips made me feel so relaxed and content to where i wanted to be that content on a daily basis. The touch of his skin against mine made me feel as if i was in a force field and time was standing still, when in reality time was flying by. The moment of the first penetration of his cock going into my pussy made me feel as if there was a fireworks celebration going off with the sensory overload i was feeling. the feeling of the passion and the emotions our bodies were
100% Military
My friend, my lover, my hero has went off to war. I know he will fight a great and glorious battle. I know he will come home to us, as if he never left. You will always be in our thoughts and prayers.
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Life Is Great
Christmas is my favorite time of year. I think it is that way for many people. I find that people are kinder and more thoughtful at Christmas. This weekend we are decorating the apartment and our tree. I remember the first year that my husband and I were married, he came home from work to find the whole apartment turned into a winter wonderland. He wouldn't let me put the lights out for 3 days. We have put together a village that we add things to almost every year. Only when money was really tight could we not do it. When I was a child, money was always tight. My mom did the best she could (my mom and dad divorced when I was young). I remember the first Christmas that we were alone, my mom took us to buy a tree. It was so tall that it stood up by itself. She spent an hour trimming the stump with any tools she could get her hands on. I always tried to make Christmas the best it could possibly be. I began a new tradition of making my family tree ornaments that I paint and de
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Stuff???
Today; I took down, my precious, sweet, dried, once given to me rose's, from the walls. Now, it seems so empty here in my solem flat... They were given to me from family, friends, & yes, even from my lover........ Time has a way of drying up all feelings. They had been tied & dried with ribbons and bows. Placed here & there to fill the spaces..... Memories of days shared. Places spent. Happy times, as well as some sad, sick ones also.. But, roses being my favorite. I could never throw them out. Today I looked. I decided it was time. I fingered the small ribbon, then began the task. To me they were still, stunning as the days I received them. Ever so slowly, I began the delicate dismantling... What am I going to do with all of these. 14 bunches...... Plucking the rose heads, I started. I was drifting with my thoughts. Does this really matter? It does to me... I stopped. I started to wonder.. Why does this effect me so? After choosing a large basket I decid
Bits O' Bitchin
Ok so this is my first blog...ever. I'm not one to post stuff like this, but I've got some questions that I can't find the answers to today...I'm sure I'll come up with more. Ok, what the fuck is up with strippers and clear heels? Is there really a stripper dress code? Why do men insist on calling themselves 'lesbians trapped in a man's body'? Since when is a man being girlie sexy? And trust me..I don't want a man who's a lesbian..been there, done that. What the fuck is up with people taking pictures of themselves in their fucking cars? I get bored and go through rating photos, and every other photo is of them in the car...Who does that?!?!?!
What Should I Do?
what should i do when my heart belongs to a marine but im not with him anymore? and i like someone else? can someone tell me what i can do? id love the comments from this blong i just dont know what to do anymore im soo confused lol someone please tell me what i should do about this
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Thank You All
too all my family and friends thanks for the cards and gifts and all the brithday wishies that means a lot too me thank you very much for showing the love love&respect david
Hearts & Stakes
Hey my first blog so want to get it out that I do not: Consume bodily flesh (unless it's a virgin, female and lushiuos of course). Scare with Garlic, holy water or crosses of any kind. I do however have a weakness, can you find it! That's it for now. Fatum Abyssus
Wonder What They Are Thinking
I know in time everyone has had a friend who they think are ok to hang with. Things go along well until you get into trouble and you find out who your real friends are. I have a few friends that the only time they get in touch with me is if they want something or need something. . . . and it is not just friends I have family members the say way also. Sometimes I just get tired of always giving to everyone else and not being shown anything in return. Is this a wrong way to approach the world or not? I really don't know anymore. I know I am naturally a giver and I do all I can to help others out. I am on a very limited income and those who know me in real life know I bend over backwards to help others. I have a friend who has run short financially and cannot afford food and I have gone out and bought groceries or even went as far as emptying my freezer for this person so that they could feed their family. This is the type of person I am. I am starting to think I need to change
Hi , Hope Everyone Is Having A Good Weekend
Hi . Just wanted to say hi and wish everyone a great weekend . Thank you for all the comments and emails while I was away this week. Hope this finds everyone relaxing and having a great weekend . Thanks again . Tom .
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Quizes
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Love or Lust? MY RESULT:Love Hearts and rainbows all the way -- you're a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you'd rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you're in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don't cheat, and you're respectful of their differences. And when you're not in a relationship, you're selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You've got a great thing going on, but don't be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much). Take This Quiz!
Wtf
OMG... First off let me just start by saying if you live in the country do not go see SAW 4 on a full moon night... Me and CD went to go see Saw 4 last night it was alright but not one of the best. Anyways on our way home it was like really foggy outside I mean so bad to where you could barely see the end of the hood on a car so me I drove slow down the interstate. We were doing fine until we were almost home and a damn deer came out from nowhere and rammed the truck. It smashed the drivers side window all to crap and you can see scarps from the deer antlers running all the way down the side of the truck and all the to the tailgate. It also broke out the tail light. We finally got home and had to get all the glass up out of the truck and off of us. CD and his brothers went looking for the deer and the damn thing is gone nowhere to be found. Ok there is my little warning about going and seeing Saw 4 on a Full Moon Night....
My First One
OK so what do you want to know? I am a 30 year old amn that works in a factory and I'm trying to promote. I work for Caterpillar Inc. in Decatur, IL and I am a Quality Specialist 4 aka auditor. So basically I check other peoples work and try and solve quality issues. Other than that I have a gf that I love very much and she will be moving in towards the end of the year. She is pushing to get married but I'm wanting to take it one step at a time. I'm sure I will but would like to set the pace a little more. On here I'm just looking to chat and hang out. Oh yeah I used to be a professionally trained chef. If you want to know more ask and I will tell you
If I Had My Life To Live Over
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandma ramble about his youth. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains or the bugs. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching my children grow. I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnan
What All Guys Need To Know
ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised E
The Truth Shall Set You Free
Have you ever just had one of "those days"? You know, the kind where you wake up and realize that life, for some reason, just hasn't really been going the way you thought it would. I recently had that happen to me and I still can't quite put my finger on what causes that feeling. I'm leaning towards the idea that maybe it has something to do with growing older. The new experiences that life brings do seem to effect the path our life takes. Even the smallest of things create ripples in our lives that spead constantly outward. Something as harmless as a simple comment from someone you've never even met before... it changes you. I was talking with one of my friends the other day and they said something that really hit the nail on the head. They told me that, okay now I'm paraphrasing here because I don't remember their exact words, anyway they said, "where does life go if it's going nowhere at all?" It was such a simple statement and yet so profound. This seems to be so many of us... alwa
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Saying My Peace...
Ok so for some of you who don't know I used to be an owner in Blitzed out. I decided to stop for a few reasons.. The primary reason being for myself. For this I have been called a backstabber and well I guess that would seem right to some who like to look at a one sided argument. The simple fact of the matter is that I need a break from owning.. any kind of responsibility so I can get my stuff back on track. Did anyone ever bother to ask that? No.. what always mattered what was going on with them.. I'd be there to listen and help people.. So why is it now that I'm a backstabber? Because I'm friends with certain people my friends may not like and the path that I chose was to do my own thing versus trying to keep all my broken family together like I always did? Because I chose option B and chose to do not what everyone else was doing? Well fuck that I'm not going to the lounge "everyone" is in just because its a busy lounge.. I'm not responsible for what everyone else does
Broken Heart
Love is a intimate dance, the feeling of warmth when he touches your hand. Smell of the rememberance, sweet taste across the lips. A stranger at a distance, a lover in the soul. Sending a beautiful lady a drink, telling a man not to be so farward. How to be a true friend, knowing when it's time to let go. Tears have fallen, anger gone threw its coarse, Sitting in wonder how it ended like this. Moved by his charm, attracted to his look. Desire of wanting more, memeries made for safe keeping. Tides crashing down, damaging winds stirring. Electricity causing blindness, earths shaking trimbles. We have different ways of showing our feelings, time runs out as we cant go back in time. What are we really here on earth for, is there a true purpose why we live the way we do. For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if sh
Fubar Adoption
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Why Are We So Ungrateful.. By Jay Leno
Subject: FW: Jay Leno: Why are we so ungrateful? MUST READ! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than Darf
Life
Just want to thank everyone who took the time out to vote and comment on my Mumm.:):)This was my first global ya'll Much love to ya!!!! The joys and sorrows of living, often brings up feelings untold. You try but you can't deny it, because it lives within us all. Happiness is expressed by laughter, tears is a symbol of pain. What it does to you as a person, Is sometimes hard to comprehend or explain. by klo_spice kizzy Sometimes in life you just need to sit by and let the you care about make their own mistakes and hopefully learn from them. At this point although i care and is very concerned about my sis she has her own life to live.As the saying goes how ever u make your bed you have to lie in it. I don't think there is anything else i can say that i already haven't. I have my own life and that of my family to be concerned with. Much love
I'm So Done
See me and my ex have been together for about 4 months and now we are seperated. To me its lik a good thing but at the same time its not im not shure but anyways, im just happy to be singel and not have to worry abuot the drama.
Theres A Reason They Are Called Ex's
ok so im going to be the big 30 next month, and all i want is a new cellphone to replace mine that broke when i got assaulted.....i have at&t/cingular. ya i know everyone has verizon, but my mom got me added on to her plan, but forgot the insurance on the phone, so now im without one, and i need one cause i take care of my mother and with work. anyone got any suggestions, or am i asking to much lol oh and just another note, my estranged husband is finally going to file for divorce this week i hope. YAY me!!! and the best part, were actually getting along now. lol it only took 3 yrs of hell and having a screwed up relationship to become amicable about things lol go figure mother fucking people i swear..what, my accounts are THAT fucking interesting that ya need to try to get into them???? what the fuck i swear...as if its not bad enough my ex is trying to stalk me, now hes tryin to get into my accounts! oh and my sister in law from this last disaster of a marriage found me online too!!!
I Am Here Maybe
CANCER - The Beauty MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! for all who read this thos efriends i have added that don't even talk to me not even a hello gonna remove you from my frinds list hope you all have a happy newyear
Women
I see I'm gonna have to clean up my friends list again, very few drop me a line to Hi!. I'm not here for the rates or the level just to chat and make friends. My friend "can't say who" under threat of deleation! such a sweetheart!, just had a problem with a Wannabe Hero! "I'm in War Hero" type of guy.... you know the type! I have been there and done that! One thing I learned a Looong time ago is that Women are a precious gift to Man and not to take that for granted! If this Character is REALLY in "HERO", he was taught to respect others! If he has a MOTHER, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! I'm sorry if I am Venting! I despise "HEROS" that claim things they aren't! If a "HERO" like that ever came across someone who was "there" he should run... WE KNOW who you are! So "HERO" when you "COME BACK FROM THE SANDBOX" come see me.... we can "CHAT" about your "HEROISM"! WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ea
Have U Ever
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How Can You Not See
How can you not see that the things you do can break someone's heart. You say things you don't mean and make them think you're one person when you're really not. How can you play with someone's emotions like a toy? Have you ever hurt that way? Would you want someone to do that to you, or worse your little girl? When you say you love somone you should mean it from deep within not just say it because it sounds good. To say those words and make the promises that come with being in a relationship should not come easily. Have you ever cried for someone you loved? Did you like how it felt? Does that aching burning feeling eat at you in everyway? How would you feel if someone intentionally tried to hurt you? Maybe they have, but don't take it out on the people who do love and care for you. That my dear will only come back to haunt you again. If you truly love someone you should stop giving yourself to others. How would you feel inside to see the one you love with all your heart giving themsel
Happy Fall
Being a human being is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall!
Go On U Kno U Want To
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- £10 Did acid or pills -- £5 Ever had sex at church -- £25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25 Had sex for money -- £100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 Vandalized something -- £20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 Beat up someone -- £20 Been jumped -- £10 Cross dressed -- £10 Given money to stripper -- £25 Been in love with a stripper -- £20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 Ever drive and drank -- £20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 Used toys while having sex -- £30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the ni
Randomness
i was shopping today and was repulsed. hot topic now selling clothes that are pink...and polka dotted...ugh...and hello kittie? since when is hello kitty hot topic worthy? im gonna vomit....
Fall
Being a human being is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall!
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Get Well
LETS ALL WISH LEEANN A GET WELL SOON AND PRAY FOR HER AND HER KIDS SHE JUST WOKE UP 2 HRS AGO FROM ICU THIS IS THE GREATEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR LETS ALL GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO HER AND TO HER PAGE Schatz@ fubar
Punk Kids
Well now I think I have seen it all. What is this world coming to when a 13 year old punk is allowed to do crack and assult people. Today my boyfriend, my ex (yeah i'm still friends with him), my 13 year old and I were walking back from McDonalds after having lunch when the above mentioned teenager was walking towards us, we could tell by their reactions that they were on something. My ex tried to move out of the way of them but the one teen would move in the direction that he moved. As he came up to my ex he sucker punched him in the face, then laughed. The teen also had what they call biker rings on every finger on his hand. The other guy that was with him when asked by my ex what his problem was came up to him and tried to applogize for his friends reaction saying that it was just a Halloween prank. Then in the next sentence the guy that had hit my ex says it's my 13th birthday so what of it. I looked at the kid and told him that he had made a big mistake as I have worked in Civi
Yeah Just Read Them!
I dont understand, why am I the one whos fun to be around but not to date, the one whos great to talk to but not be with, why am I ur entertainment or ur ear to listen or ur money giver or there when u need help, yet u think of me as just another person? Someone who if died u would be like "who?". Isnt it messed up the way things went? How something so small could end something so great? How one lie can ruin everything that could have been good. If in order to be with u and be all the things I am, do I also have to be beautiful? Are u that ashamed of me? Do I cause u that much embarrasment? I wear my heart on my sleeve and I give my all in everything, friends, family, relationships. I refuse to be ur trophy. I am who I am and Im sorry if thats not good enough. U didnt take the chance to get to know me. U made accusations and assumptions and u threw them in my face...And after u danced on my heart u left me to pick the pieces up..Theres not enough glue in the world to fix it..I hope ur
Crap!!!
so we were going to go out but i don't know what to go as.... either a gangsta or a hooker..only problem is i don't know what a ganggsta really wears, and i can't do my own make up or hair to be a hooker...so i'm just gonne quit
" Do To New Job And The Person I Put Out "
Blog This
I am a single dad. My daughter lives with her mom. I am a carpenter and love my work. I love music. I have 2 dogs,4 lovebirds and an aquarium. I'm looking for someone special to spend the rest of my life with. I'm an only child,but not lonely. I'm a flirt. I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm not a joiner of group activities. I hate religion. If there was a god I'd tell it to fuck off and leave me alone. I LOVE LIFE Nuff said. If you want to know more ask me.
Just A Thought
i have come to the conclusion that if a man says your sweet you got no chance in hell, so maybe i should stop being so sweet and becaome like the high percentage of women who are not sweet but total bitches seems they get farther in life by being total bitches and men seem to like them better then the so called sweet ones. so what do you think total bitch or stay what they call sweet
Time To Get To Business
im tired of just being a rate to someone.. from now on you will be deleted if im nothing but there to increase your popularity so dont whine, bitch, piss or moan when you get deleted because you can only change that period end of story!!!!
Help
I can't get into any lounges it says ERROR OLD LOUNGES ARE CLOSED... even fubar support, does anyone know what's going on with them????
Excalibur Is Back
COME AND HEAR THE DJ'S THAT PLAY IT ALL ......... THAT IS RIGHT PLAYS ALL REQUESTS AND ALL DEDICATION..... COME AND HANG OUT AT THE CAMALOT LOUNGE WHERE THE KNIGHTS LOVE TO KICK IT .......... WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN .............. LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT EXALIBAR RADIO IS BACKKKKKK AND IN THE CAMALOT LOUNGE.............. >
Groaners
Puns - (Groaners!) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "Well, "It's Not Unusual." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
Penis Man
My First Blog
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. AsShe neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Burea
What A Day
well my day was a wild one once again. i have had alot of crazy things happen n for the ppl who talk to me on yahoo n msn from here u know all about. but it has gotten better. i also want to say ty callo for the great pics of u. bye everyone
Thoughts
Ever been so lonely that you just felt like crawling in a hole and shutting yourself off from the world? Especially at holiday time. I can remember a couple of christams's where I was single and spent the entire day in bed sulking in my own misery because I did not want o face even my family and be around ppl who had significant others. I would not answer thier phone calls, I could not see my kids, as much as I would have loved to. Everyone says, oh get out and have some fun, make the best of it.. I say, no I rather spend it alone. Not like my family really does anything special anyways. That is a story in itself for another time. I ache so much to be loved and happy together in a relationship, I think it is slowly killing me inside. I have always been the one giving otehrs advice on relationships and standing up for them in thier weddings, talking to them when they have a problem in thier relationships. Yet when it coems to me, I shy away from my own happiness and would rath
Im New Break Me In Haha !
I totally have had a Fubar Account and Never used it well I have been the last few days and I love it . Its really exciting to me Im sure im not alone but anyways I need Friends lol So Add Me :)
Trying To Help My Wife
OK My wife is having to do a tesis paper for school on a contriversial subject. She has chosen Abortion. The help she needs? Opinions. The question? When is a life a life? IE when is a fetus alive? The reason for the question and choice of topic. She just recently had an ultrasound done, and we can see the baby yawning. Even the doc stated that is what we saw. We apreciate all opinions on this subject.
Poems Tell Me What Ya Think
He pushed her up against the wall, And screamed directly into her face, Telling her how she fucked up again, & How is she only taking up space. She cried as he told her she worthless, Her make-up now smearing; making her a mess. He must have not cared about her painful cries, He just kept hitting her as she tried to apologize. She tried to tell him to stop, But he didn't until the last teardrop. She was battered & bruised; left all alone, Her heart had been ripped to pieces & left unsewn. But no matter what he did to her she'd never leave, Everyone of his lies she wanted to believe. Pain and love was wrapped into one, For what he did cannot be undone A lost cause that never finds Troubled dreams and faded lines Forever drowning and cursed to be Losing touch and touch to see Tortured mind and hungered soul Loss of love; burnt out coal Tears of acid running dry Reality fading as I cry Hollow screams echo here Smell of twisted dying fear Smile of chao
My Newest Poem
Here we are in our wedding white, listening to the sweet harmony of the music, hoping that we can only make it through this night, both our lives shattered into pieces like a mosaic. The sorrows of many have clouded our minds, but to you and I our love is of the heart, not sheepishly hid nor confined, I sit here and hope that we never part. My love has surpassed all others in the beyond, missing you everyone minute of the day, whether your beside me or you are gone, holding onto the dreams that I pray. Now at the alter exchanging our vowes hand in hand, you want to devote your heart to me, just as much as I want to be your man, the preacher says you may now take the ring. Things changing right before our eyes, never knowing what life might be, I look to you in sweet admiration and then realize, you are the one I want to cherish and take to death with me. Now here we are wed the preacher says kiss the bride, I raise the vale tears on my face, seeing the b
Dragon
I would like to start out with why didn't life come with a handbook.Anyways,I'm a person that's very inspiring by what I know.Sometimes I honestly scare my self with all this useless knowledge stored in my head.I continue on with what I got left in me for courage,guts,& balls.I need to focus the best I can without the only one I ever loved so much,my daughter is in the air we breath and in my soul.She is my life's focus point.I have a great new bestfriend so kind, and thoughtful in so many ways.Saying Thankyou to her isn't enough.We'll anyone that lost a loved one can feel the pain of losing a child.I thank who ever listens to this.
Life Is Rough And Tough
I am in a contest for a 30 day blast!! I need 35,000 pts to win. comments count as 1 pt and 5 pts per rate!!!! I got a late start to the contest due to moving into our new house!! Any and all help will be appreciated!!!! thanks!!! for all my fubar friends and family, sorry I have not been around much to rate and comment everyone. But my life has been really hectic the past few weeks. My middle brother Steve (who just turned 49) was diagnoised with colon cancer and went through 2 surgeries(one would have done except the first surgeon screwed up big time) and it has been a big strain on all envolved. Hopefully things will settle down and I can be there for everyone in fubarland!! thanks for reading my venting, but isn't that what blogs can be for too?!! Have a good one everybody!!
I'm Sorry
It pains me to know all that I have hurt. It kills me to know all that the one that I hurt most of all is myself. I have given up friendships with people that truly cared for me for what I thought was love but turned out to be lies, so many lies. I deserved it, to tell the truth. I just want all to know that I am truly sorry for all I have done. I just hope that those that I hurt (and they know who they are) can find it in their heart to forgive me, even if I never find out
The Blue Lounge!!
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Rambling Stuff
So I've learned yet another useless skill (previous ones learning how to breathe fire and juggle). Authoring dvd's. I've spent about a year now learning how to do so. I had the basics down after a month. It's all the little things now that I've been exploring, as well as learning new styles and layouts to do. I want to learn how to do separate (sp) audio tracks, only it won't be english/spanish/french, but more like english/band talking about the song, etc. Yes I've been shooting a lot of bands lately. Keeps me busy. We all need something to do for a hobby. This appears to be mine. Oh, my first job authoring a dvd was shooting 4 nights of a local stage production of Godspell, and then editing them together, to make a mult-angle performance. That's a hell of a way to learn how to author dvd's! Somedays you just need someone, anyone, to talk to, and there's no one there... an internet full of people, and no one is there... all your friends are busy, so they can't talk, and

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The Baby
As all of you know it has been a very long nine months of pregancy. But on monday October 22 the new addition to our family finally arrived. A beautiful little girl named Moiria Corrine. She was born 7 lbs 9 1/2 oz and was 19 inches long. I will be posting new pics of her soon
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Daddys Hands
I was 16 when my dad passed away, he had cancer and in the end it was everywhere in his body. Every cell every area head to toe dad was filled with tumors inside and outside. He died at home, my Mom was the first in our province to nurse a terminal cancer patient at home, she fought tooth and nail for that. Recently my mom found tucked in one of Dad's many book a letter addressed to me. Was an amazing gift after all these years!! Even if I did bawl like a child. I have decided to share it, I may be somewhat biased but I find such wisdom and strength in his words, and it left me with such awe to be reminded how he died with so much dignity. My Dad was a very religious man, and that is very evident in this letter, I am not looking for a debate on if he was right or wrong. Or opinions on if his faith was misguided, I simply felt moved to share this. Dear Helen... Well your Dad knows his time her on earth is very short, how long I do not know. It is like a string it can be any leng
I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u
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Please Help Me Out!
Please help me out and bomb my picture at the contest! I would greatly appreciate it thanks so much!Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or VIP. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Here is the link! Copy and paste it into your web browser. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1020195&albumid=641337&i=2643197224
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check out my lulu website at http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh buy a copy of my novel at http://www.lulu.com/content/337004 a light, entertaining, in-ur-face raw honesty, get-a-reality-check novel with a sociological twist. can u handle the truth? or do u prefer to remain in ur fantasy world of make believe? wake up to reality and dare to be you, the real you, not what society or the media wants u to be. accept ur-self and others for who they really are and be a happier you. Check out my lulu website at: http://www.lulu.com/fifileigh, where I have my book promotion tour, excerpts, interviews, sneak peek to my 2nd project, and links to my profile pages. Check out my lulu order page at: http://www.lulu.com/content/337004, where you can read a 4-page preview from the novel before buy a copy from the lulu site. I am the publisher, editor, designer, writer, and marketer for the novel. I am an independent graphic designer/novelist/photographer, starting my own career. Buy a
Family Blessings
Sometimes it's so overwhelming Our life is at such a fast pace I miss the time to reflect As we run kids from place to place. A chance to take a short breath A moment to pause and ponder On the blessings I've received And all of God's gifts of wonder. As I look back at it all It's so easy for me to see How great my life really is There is no place I'd rather be. If given the chance to change The path I've taken in my life I'd leave everything as is For I need my children and husband. For my kids and grand children are the reason I smile with pride every day My huaband is my saving grace he loves me and shows me the way. The greatest wish of my life is to give back what they've given me For my kids to know they are loved And to love my husband for eternity
A Fun Quiz
Donna's KIssing Booth Kissing is probably the most physically romantic two people can get. There really is no wrong way to kiss. The thing to remember is that everybody kisses differently and different people prefer different ways of kissing. Some people, believe it or not, are appalled at the idea of French Kissing or using your tongue while you kiss. While others can't imagine kissing without using your tongue. The thing is to try kissing that person a few times before deciding how you and your partner prefer kissing and to get used to the way that person kisses. A first kiss should always be done while the two of you are alone. This will help to avoid any unnecessary nervousness and embarrassing situations. The best type of kiss is one that uses different variations, such as starting with a small kiss, working into a French Kiss, maybe sucking on your partner's upper or lower lip, then trying the other two types. And don't just leave kisses to the lips. Kiss their cheeks, th
Who & What Am I Reall???
Poem.....
I scream and yell till the voices within drive me crazy. They keep telling me to keep yelling, someone will hear me and help... but I can't believe that. Because my reality is so distorted I don't know who to believe or who to trust. Then they start to scream at me, "You know we are right. They won't help, they won't be there... but yet they just said different." The people on the outside pay no mind to the conflict which happens on the inside. Not once do I see a caring face or hear a caring question. Is it me that causes this effect? Is my mind and reality so disorted that I think this way? Is this truth or fiction that my mind has created? Or am I the reason for this effect, the reason no one sees the truth behind my eye's......
Need Help In Contest
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Give Away Contest
I am in a Give Away and I need 300,000 Comments I get 300,000 comments Million Dollar Mansion,Happy Hour,VIP & Months Blast. So anyone shows Luv I will do the same in return and this is my first contest or give away.
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Do You Know????
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on the "Start" button? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (What a silly question!) If flying is so safe, why do they call the
This Site Sucks Right Now
why are people so judgemental on this thing. its getting old really fast. you rate people and they dont rate you back you add people as friends they dont except. ok i know i aint the most attractive person on here but i aint that bad. people need to lay off and grow up. i have a man, i aint looking for anything but friends on here so if that is you add me or rate me.
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My Brothers Fu Wife
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Lounges
    Ladypit Lounge has been renamed. Daisy Dukes Bar is up and running. We've got great music and great people all waiting to meet ya. We have a great staff and the member number is growing every day. Come on by and add another member to the Daisy Dukes Family. Click the pic @ the bottom to come join us. Stop by and check out an awesome lounge. Owned and operated by Trinket. Containing an awesome staff, it's a great place to hang out. It's been around for a while and seems a little quiet these days, but we want to change that. Let's get it back up and running like it used to be. Stop by and join up. Click below to gain access to Wicked Realms.. Hope to see you there soon.. While you're @ it, go check out the owner as well. T®îñkè† Øwñè® ºƒ Wî¢kèd Rèålm$@ fubar **the pic link above isn't working, but here's the link to the lounge http://fubar.com/loun
Truth
Sorry for all the people that I have told the truth to, and you got upset. No not really, I always tell the truth, I just can't help it if most don't want to hear the truth. Guess when someone says they always want you to be honest with them, they mean lie your a$$ off to me. Sorry can't do that. I was raised to be honest and tell the truth at all times, so sorry for doing that, at least you know where you stand with me. I don't know about everyone else but I like to be told the truth, no matter how painful it might be. Case in point, I meet this girl on here who lives close by. We have been talking for a couple of weeks, she started hinting around about a realionship, well tonite I told her that I don't want one for various reason. I told her that I have a lot of problems that I have to work out, mainly I have a hang up on one of my ex's, and that she has this hold over me and that I don't want to get involved until I work this out. She got pissed and said that I played her and called
My Contest
The Fu Bombers have entered me into one of BBG's contests, and I got the link late, but it's open. Please come by, rate the pic, and bomb the hell out of me! All help is greatly appreciated. Thanks! Roxy (Foxy Roxy)
Stuff
Distance
What The Hell Is Going On Here?
Ok, I was in a state of shock here, I always thought FUBAR was an adult only site but when I just did a search a few minutes ago, I found out that in my area there is 15 or 16 yr old males or females on this site! What the hell are we thinking here? This is supposed to be an adult only site for those over 18, and here I find by doing a search in my area that there is minors under the age of 18 here! I don't give a rats behind if a bouncer reads this or Babyjesus but something has to be done, because if that was me that owned this site, they wouldn't be allowed on here at all, they should be on a site only for teenagers under 18, not on a adult site when people might have adult pictures on here to begin with, plus this invite possible pedophiles on here too! I suggest changes should be made to this site so minors can't get on here otherwise you'll have more problems from minors and even pedophiles than you can possibly handle, I can guarantee you that!
Life
I have had the luck of meeting someone, that seems to be going ok, but for the last few days, has been stressful, because they are having personal problems. I am trying to be patient.. and yet, my heart is being torn right now, because it didnt end on a good conversation earlier tonight. I'm hurt and sad right now, and there isn't a damend thing I can do about it. The whole situation they are going thru is out of my hands, so I feel like I am right smack dab in the middle of it... Yeah, I am sure that all made a bunch of sense, considering, I took Fiorinal for my headache, but I just needed to get it off of my chest, which it seems to do no good, regardless. Why is it when you tell someone how you feel, you get shot down or they get pissy at you?
May The Best One Win
I have 2 men chasing after me right now... NEVER had that happen in my life. Both are great in their own ways. One of them texts me EVERY day throughout the day, and calls me throughout the week.. I have known him since July, and it's going slow, but I will not complain.... It's nice what it is right now. He isn't pushing me on anything, nor am I. I guess sometimes being friends first, is the best thing?? I just wish I knew how he felt, but... he just got divorced back in May, so I know he is probably scared of being hurt... I have seen him twice.... And, yes, you could say.. I am gaga over him?? Then, the other one... is just as great, but is having home issues, and my hands are tied on that one.... What does a girl do?
Sad
A Break From Fubar
Just to let everyone know.. I am taking a few days off of Fubar. I can't handle a few things right now.. and I need just a few days to clear my head. If you leave any messages.. I will return them when I get back.. Good bye Fubar Hugs and Loves Cassie
Its A Moms Job
It's A Mum's Life JOB DESCRIPTION This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mother, Mum, Mama, Ma? JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs a couple of bucks . Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time,
Dreams
"My Teeth Are Falling" Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams we here at Dream Moods receive. Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumbling in your hands or your teeth falling out one by one with just a light tap.�Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. So what does it mean? One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. Sadly, we live in a world where good looks are valued highly and your teeth play an important role in conveying that image. Teeth are used in the game of flirtations, whether it be a dazzling and gleaming smile or affectionate necking. These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. Teeth are an important feature of our attractiveness and presentation to others. Everybody worries about how they appear to others. Caring about our ap
Dream-related Questions
This is still an unresolved topic amongst researchers as to the reason we have dreams. One theory suggests that dreams serve as a means for cleansing and release. During the day, we may hold back our feelings and repress our anger. Thus dreams serve as a safe outlet for us to release our negative emotions. Another theory says that dreams is a biologically necessary aspect of sleep. Research has shown that people who were prevented from entering the dream state and woken up before they can dream were more easily irritated, jittery, and performed far below average. I believe these are two theories summarize why we dream. The average person has about 3 to 5 dreams per night, but some may have up to 7 dreams in one night. The dreams tend to last longer as the night progresses. During a full 8-hour night sleep, two hours of it is spent dreaming No, a person does not spend the entire night dreaming. A person spends about two hours in the dream state per night. A person moves through the fou
Horny!
Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!!
Dream Questions Answered All In One
Dream-Related Questions What is the average amount of dreams a person usually has in one night? The average person has about 3 to 5 dreams per night, but some may have up to 7 dreams in one night. The dreams tend to last longer as the night progresses. During a full 8-hour night sleep, two hours of it is spent dreaming. Please tell me is it unusual for an individual to have multiple dreams during the course of one night's sleep? Is this normal? I normally dream two or three dreams in one night. It is not at all unusual for a person to have more than one dream per night. In fact, it is perfectly normal! The trick is remembering all your dreams. Some people have trouble remembering one single dream, let alone multiple dreams. Does a person dream all night? If not, when do they? No, a person does not spend the entire night dreaming. A person spends about two hours in the dream state per night. A person moves through the four stages of the sleep cycle throughout the nig
Bullet Proof Baby!!
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I Need Help Plzz
I AM IN A CONTEST FOR A TICKER, IT IS FOR A WEEK, IT HAS ALREADY STARTED, HERE IS THE LINK IF U COULD STOP BY AND SHOW ME SOME LUV @fubar
Politik Kills
Singer : Manu Chao Song & lyrics : Manu Chao politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need votes politik needs your mind politik needs human beings politik need lies thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik kills politik kills politik kills politik use drugs politik use bombs politik need torpedoes politik needs blood thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills
Bill Cosby On Black America
"They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what ? ? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2 ? ? Where were you when he was
Fake Ass People
Don't you hate it when somebody comes along that's new and try's to be something that there not? I mean why go through all the trouble to make yourself out to be somthing that your not knowing eventually you will be found out. It pisses me off and I just want to slap them around a little bit!!!!!!!!!!
I Love You Daddy
I Love You Waheed
Bored
Music Video:3D ANIMATED SEX (by Funny Videos)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Right foot > > This is funny to try and you feel like a idiot doing > it.. > > How smart is Your Right Foot? > > Just try this; it is from an orthopedic surgeon. > > > This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying > over and over > again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you > can't. It's > preprogrammed in your brain! > > 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you > are GOOFY)and while > sitting where you are at your desk in front of your > computer, lift your right foot off the floor and > make clockwise > circles. > > 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the > air with your > right hand. > > Your foot will change direction - I told you so, and > there's nothing you > can > do about it! > > You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the > day is done you are > goin g to try it again, if you've not already done > so.
Sleep....
"What can you do on the internet?", asked one of my customers just a few days ago. I was, of coarse, quick to come back with the "What can't you do on the internet?" answer. Alice, my new (75 years young) customer, is getting her first computer. She HAS NOT been locked away in a box she assured me. But, until her Great Granddaughter, who is moving to Seward, Alaska with her parents, asked her if she would keep in touch with her by email, Alice, never even thought of having a computer for herself. Continuing our little conversation, which happened to last quite a long time, Alice not only discovered that she could NOT ONLY receive pictures of her family over the internet, pay bills over the interent (since she has such a hard time getting out into bad weather), keep up with news in Alaska over the internet, hold voice and video conversations via the internet, shop for groceries, clothing, learn new things, read good books, see new movies, and SO MUCH MORE over the internet, BUT, YES she
Let Me Hold You In My Arms
Let Me Hold You In My Arms by RedyFrLuv (redbrs17214@fubar.com) My heart beats for just you my love hear it calling to you in the night to fill your heart with pure delight a sweet song of joy sent from above. Let me take you in my arms tonight hold you close and dance so slow we move together in the candlelight I whisper words of love to let you know. You mean more than the world to me This is what we've been waiting for a time of healing love and joy so sweet a place where we can be as complete. Let me hold you into my arms tonight press you close and dance so slow we move together in the pale moonlight I belong with you love I'll never let you go.
Halloween
> THIS WAS IN THE WASHINGTON POST... THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE WAS "BEST COME > BACK LINE EVER." > > IN SUMMARY, THE POLICE ARRESTED PATRICK LAWRENCE, 22 YEAR OLD WHITE MALE, IN > A PUMPKIN PATCH 11:38 P.M. ON FRIDAY NIGHT. > > ON MONDAY, AT THE GWINNETT COUNTY COURTHOUSE, LAWRENCE WAS CHARGED WITH > LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOUR, PUBLIC > > INDECENCY, AND PUBLIC INTOXICATION. > > THE SUSPECT EXPLAINED THAT AS HE WAS PASSING A PUMPKIN PATCH ON HIS WAY > HOME FROM A DRINKING SESSION WHEN HE DECIDED > > TO STOP, "YOU KNOW HOW A PUMPKIN IS SOFT AND SQUISHY INSIDE, AND THERE WAS > NO ONE AROUND FOR MILES OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT > > THERE WASN....'T ANYONE AROUND" HE STATED IN A TELEPHONE INTERVIEW. > > LAWRENCE WENT ON TO SAY THAT HE PULLED OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, > PICKED OUT A PUMPKIN THAT HE FELT WAS APPROPRIATE TO > > HIS PURPOSE, CUT A HOLE IN IT, AND PROCEEDED TO SATISFY HIS ALLEGED > ....'NEED.....' "GUESS I WAS REALLY INTO IT, YOU KNOW?" HE > > COMMENTED
Show Some Love
ALOT OF THE TIMES IM IN MY FRIENDS PROFILES RATING THEM BUT WHEN IT COME TO ME I GUESS I HAVE KNOW FRIENDS. YOU PEOPLE DONT TALK OR RATE. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT I HAVE RATED ALL THEIR PICS AND STUFF. BUT DO THEY STOP BY AND SAY HI? OR EVEN RATE A COUPLE OF MY PICS. HELL NO. IM THINKING OF DELETING MY ACCOUNT. THE ONLY REASON I HAVE IT IS TO MAKE FRIENDS. AND I GUESS I HAVENT MADE ANY. NO ONE STOPS BY JUST TO SAY HI. AND FOR THOSE THAT I HAVE MESSAGED AND YOU NEVER RESPONDED, FUCK YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE SAID HERE WELL THEN FUCK YOU TOO THEN. DELETE ME. YOUR NOT TRUE FRIENDS ANYWAY. I COULD CARE LESS IF IM ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST. IM ONLY A NUMBER AND POINTS TO YOU ANYWAY! YOU ALL SAY FUBAR IS BETTER THAN MYSPACE BUT I SAY THERE IS THE SAME AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT HERE IF NOT MORE. YOU ARE ALL STUCK IN YOUR OWN LIL WORLDS AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. I GUESS YOUR ONLY CONCERNED WITH HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN MAKE IN A
My Creative Writing
I don't have anything small enough to fit in here but if you want to see some of my creative writing, let me know. This story here is one that I have in my stash. The Coffee House dream girl By Donovan Updike Last night I met this lovely woman as i was walking past a coffee house . She was sitting outside at a table when she and I made eye contact. It was incredible and I figured it would be brief when she motioned me to sit with her. Sitting down she and I introduced ourselves. I could not help but look her over. She was dressed in Jeans and a half tank. She had a pretty face and deep brown eyes. Her hair was red brown and went half way down her back. Her figure was very attractive. We sat looking into each others eyes. I swore I could have gotten lost in those baby browns. We started to talk about just about everything and the conversation was easy. She never looked bored with anything I had to say and listened with flattering attention. I did the same as she told me abo
Adults???
I have decided I will resign as an adult and would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant and then be able to afford a movie. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks and bask in the sun. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree with a drippy ice cream cone and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivi
Me
to those who keep asking ,yes i have a very caring boyfriend who lives with me,there is an age differance but we get along great as like others we have our spats but we are fine.no we are not swingers either.i dont share well with others.i just like meeting new people and talking to them i get bored ,when hes not around and all my friends are gone.no one left to talk to.
Warning!!!!!
TREVOR SMALLWOOD BRISBANE OFFICE Tel +61(0) 7 32221347 Ext 17347 Fax +61(0) 7 32221219 www.afp.gov.au PLEASE INFORM EVERYONE Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not be able to fix it! If you get an email along the lines of 'Osama Bin Laden Captured' or 'Osama Hanged' don't open the attachment. This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe .. Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS: You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached filed called 'Invitation' regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list,
Global Bombers
Erotic: Awakening Pleasure
Laying there in the bed beside you, my eyes wide open. I roll over to watch you sleep. You look so handsome and so peaceful like that. I can't help but smile as I gaze upon you. In an instance my mind wanders. I find my mouth watering. My mouth is craving but one thing. It wants to feel you inside. I find myself squirming under the covers. My head now covered by the sheets and blankets. My hand reaches for your boxer briefs and carefully lowers the waistband, allowing your resting cock to be exposed to me. My mouth waters more, I want to make you grow in my mouth. I move in closer, lift your cock with my left hand, and then take you all in. Your cock is small and soft and my mouth enjoys having it. My left hand now cups your balls as my mouth begins to carefully suck. My tongue thrashing about, making sure to cover every bit of your cock. I can feel it begin to grow so I start sucking you in and out. I hear you start moaning; quietly at first. I suck a bit more til your cock has reache
Stronger Than U Think
its ironic how you think just when you think you've gotten to know someone or figured them out when in that very instance you realize you dont know them at all... love is a toxic poison...as soon as it gets inside you it takes so much to leave your system.... if one really cared for the other they would not cause you pain or suffering... there would be no lies or manipulation... im very strong and i am past the emotional bs... i had a moment of weakness...im past it... I AM ANGIE BABE AND I WILL NOT BE MANIPULATED!!!!!
Shit You Need To Read
I scream for help, but no one hears. Is it true? This world doesn't care? They hide their lives by feeding your fears. I scream for help " Where are you? Where!?" Dry, cold, lifeless shell. Internally, externally full of tears. Cruelty for cruelty, Pain for pain. Happiness and joy, this flesh tomb restrains. A question asked to unmask fraud, with this life given to me is there really a God? Drugs hide pain, tears covered by rain All hope is forgotten in this lost girl gone rotten. That's all I have. Let me know what you think please. Vote to legalize marijuana, CNN today, Obama will consider with 1 million votes. Call 973-409-3274 listen!!! then press # "Hello, my name is Michael. I am an intern with RH Brands in Atlanta, Ga. We manage a portfolio of hundreds of humorous hotlines that you may be familiar with such as The Rejection Hotline, Psychiatric Hotline, It Could Always Suck More, and Call to Santa. you can find out more at rejectionhotline.com. Today,
Rainin In Paradize
Welcome to paradize (x2) today it's rainin (x4) Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin in Zaire was no good place to be this world go crazy it's an atrocity in Congo still no good place to be them kill me buddy its a calamity go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp in Monrovia This (is) no good place to be weapons go crazy it's an atrocity in Palestinia too much hypocrisy this world go crazy it's no fatality go Masai go Masai be mellow go Masai go Masai be sharp today it's rainin (x4) in paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin Welcome to paradize today it's rainin In Bagdad it's no democracy that's just because it's a US country In Fallujah too much calamity this world go
Millions Share Paranormal Beliefs
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door..only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!! The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a p

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