Fubar Blogs 5

Ta Ta's
I wish I could find a good set of real tit's! Just want to have some to hold on those cold winter nites, lay up against in bed at nite, be able to look at when ever I want, and of course play with them when the urge hits! Save the ta ta's!

Best Breast Contest
Starting 11-30-08 I will be holding a best breast contest open to any members of dirty little secrets lounge . The contest will run for 1 week ( dec 6th ). The winner will get a 1 month vip . Participants will be judged by 6 judges 3 men and 3 women . Ladies remember bigger isnt always the best . So breast of all sizes are welcome to join and have an equal chance of winning . Contest rules 1 . participant must be at least 18 years old at time picture was taken . 2. must be a member of dirty little secrets lounge . Even though this is not being put on by dls . and does not reflect anything on the lounge . 3. judges have final say . winner will recieve a 1 month vip from me . To enter you just have to add me to your friends list and send a message saying you want in the contest .or you can comment on this blog and say your in . Good luck to all that enter .

X-mas Shopping!
Yesterday I went after thanksgiving shopping for my first time! It was CRAZY!! I saw an old man get beat down by a lady over a XBox 360, poor man was hanging on to that game for dear life!!! I dont believe that I would want to go back to WAL-MART this time of the year again!!

Hmm, I Knew I Was Original
HowManyOfMe.comThere are3 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name? 3 out of 3 billion, not bad, not bad at all. I like my name it is one thing that I really like about my self, amoung other things, well, my first and last any way, not really keen on my middle name, my husband can't even get it right. but that's alright he calls me kate and I like that too

Hh Help Thanks To Those That Helped
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Don't Know What To Do...
I really am feeling like that...and i really don't know what to do... I do everything for him... I give my everything to him... and i always do something "wrong"... I always piss him off somehow... it seems like it's never good enough... I'm not good enough... I love him with all my heart...more then he will never know... but it's not enough... i'm feeling like shit... can't you tell?!...

A Nice Letter Sent To Me
TJATTHEROCK There are 11 letters in your name. Those 11 letters total to 41 There are 3 vowels and 8 consonants in your name. Your number is: 5 The characteristics of #5 are: Expansiveness, visionary, adventure, the constructive use of freedom. The expression or destiny for #5: The number 5 Expression endows with the wonderful characteristic of multi-talents and versatility. You can do so many things well. The tone of the number 5 is constructive freedom, and in your drive to attain this freedom, you will likely be the master of adaptability and change. You are good at presenting ideas and knowing how to approach people to get what you want. Naturally, this gives you an edge in any sort of selling game and spells easy success when it comes to working with people in most jobs. Your popularity may lead you toward some form of entertainment or amusement. Whatever you do, you are clever, analytical, and a very quick thinker. If there is too much of the 5 energy in your make

Mark Twain's "war Prayer"
The War Prayer By Mark Twain It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseechi

Computer Crime,cyber-harassment & Don't Say It Can't Happen On Fubar
I'm posting this because in the past I talked to a few about a law Missouri has. The real deal and a few seem to not believe.They are still prosecuting people in the case......Harassing & mind games online can be very dangerous... LOS ANGELES – A Missouri mother on trial in a landmark cyberbullying case was convicted Wednesday of only three minor offenses for her role in a mean-spirited Internet hoax that apparently drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide. The federal jury could not reach a verdict on the main charge against 49-year-old Lori Drew — conspiracy — and rejected three other felony counts of accessing computers without authorization to inflict emotional harm. Instead, the panel found Drew guilty of three misdemeanor offenses of accessing computers without authorization. Each count is punishable by up to a year in prison and a $100,000 fine. Drew could have gotten 20 years if convicted of the four original charges. U.S. District Judge George Wu declared a mistrial on t

What Does It Take?
One thing that I can absolutely not understand is how people can take a half naked or naked pictures of them self with the room they are in nasty. I mean come on do you really think that people are going to be turned on to that and if they are they are probably nasty too. What it take to clean your dang house get off fubar and CLEAN because more than likely you aren’t clean either. That shows people that you are not willing to take care of yourself. Lastly edit the dang picture there is something called a cropping tool when editing pictures. Crop that nasty crap out...........Oh and one other thing don’t post a dang picture where you are naked or half naked where your baby or kid is in the room. That is just plan degrading to the kiddo and CPS should be picking that kid up because bottom-line you are more worried about you and your body than you are your kid and house.

Life
Now I know I dont usually write blogs dealing with stuff relatively important. But times have changed. Life seems to have thrown me a lot of curve balls over the years. Be it bad relationships or what have you. And Ive come to survive those obstacles. But there are times when I think to myself is too much enough? Its no secret at all that I used to be heavy into cutting. It was the only way to deal with pain at the time because the pain of a cut cancelled out the pain in my soul. And while I havent done it in years the urge still comes and goes at times. But I fight it. Now people can go and say oh thats emo and blah blah blah wtf ever. And to those that DO then save it. You dont live my life and dont know wtf goes on in it. Dont be so quick to judge.

Poems
I am a broken angel, Bleeding on the groundBeaten and forgottenNever to be found.My wings, battered and brokenSin runs though my veinsA tear drop rolls down my faceAs I remember all the painsI broke my lover’s spiritAnd it could not be replacedI was beaten in a graveyardAnd felt the pain that he had facedAlone with no mercyTo stand by his sideI stabbed in the backThe one who I confideI try to stand aloneWith no one nearby meAnd it is not until nowThat I can finally seeI’m not the only oneIn this dark abyssThere is another who was grazedWith hatred’s horrid kissI’m not the only bleeding angelIn this black graveyardScarred and battered from the painOthers constantly bombardAnd I feel it was my faultHe was sent to suffer hereBecause I was the oneSo engulfed in fearSo I’ll protect him with there battered wingsAnd I’ll shield him from the doomBecause I know he’ll leave foreverIf I don’t do so soonI’ll never let another sinStain his eyes

Homelessness
The homelessness situation has (I think) become a bit out of control - especially in the lower mainland. There is nothing more disheartening than leaving your nice warm house in the morning and seeing people covered in garbage bags walk around picking up pop bottles and placing them into shopping carts... Everyone needs a home. It's one of our basic needs along with food and clothing. Homelessness in Vancouver is growing at a phenomenal rate and is impacting everyone. According to the GVRD, homelessness has doubled in the Greater Vancouver region between 2002 and 2005. It has been stated repeatedly in the media that it has become such a huge problem that it could triple by the time the 2010 Olympics. There is enough shelter for everyone - no one needs to be living on the streets. It's time the government works together with the communities that are effected and does something for assisting those who are "housing challenged". If there was more affordable housing and more suppo

Casey's Blog
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. Wh

All These People Have Auto 11's On!!!!!
HERE AREA FEW FRIENDS THAT HAVE AUTO 11'S ON SO GO CK THEM OUT AND RATE,RATE,RATE:))YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Here is a list of some friends with AUTO 11'S on go hit them hard!!!! :)) no fan no add~*tinkergirl101*~ owner of Bratt~@ fubar Jude has AUTO 11'S on friends hit her up! !!! ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar TEXAS HELLCAT has AUTO 11'S on friends hit her up! !!! TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar TY MY FRIENDS ~BRATT~ ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK* &FuOwn Daddy@ fubar ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar

Single For Xmas
As the saying goes, 'tis the season to be jolly. But for some, being single during the holidays can be a real drag. Whether it's the idea of spending yet another Christmas without a significant other, being the only single person at all those family gatherings, or just feeling like another year has flown by without meeting that special someone, being single during the holidays can be overwhelming. But never fear, my fabulous friends. The key to having a fun and festive holiday season actually has nothing to do with having a significant other or not. In fact, “the secret to the celebratory season lies in giving thanks for exactly where you are in life.” the secret to the celebratory season lies in giving thanks for exactly where you are in life. And for the savvy single, that means celebrating the many joys of being single, especially during the holidays. Joy #1: No In-Laws Finding love is hard enough. Finding in-laws you love is even harder. So this season, give thanks that there a

Love Walks By Pugz Dticated To Anna
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens on her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and on that flow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent

Tis The Dam Season To Kill.....
Well people I need to leave you a line on the person who got trampled during "BLACK FRIDAY". Well I do hope that you shoppers of the infamous "black Friday" are resting well tonight. Score a kill for the stupid person who pushed her down, and all you fools that walked on her instead of picking her up. Rest well in the fact that you took your kids Christmas gifts over a human life. What the hell have we come to in the day that the birth of Christ is to be honored. Tell me nothing about how sad it is that it has happened cause nobody helpped the poor woman up. You just pushed her on down to her death. I hope that everyone there looses a loved one on that day and see how it feels. You are about the silliest, and craziest bunch of people in the world. I hope that you get cought and I hope that Wal-Mart gets sued and shut that location down. How do you do such dasterdly things to a humanbeing, and shop on. I hope that your kids have a bed sick Christmas just for the hell of it.

Somewhere.... Theres Someone...
Sadly, this will not bring a smile to my face. I've been so lost for the past two days. Last weekend 8/21- I spent it with my family. We went out on the boat, they had a few drinks, (mtn dew is my drink of choice)...We all sang and told crazy stories of back when, had many group hugs just because it had been a long time since we've all been together. I couldn't tell you the last time everyone had such a good time together. It was an amazing weekend. I was excited to see the family I've been missing for a long time. Everyone seemed to just move out in different area's. When you get us together, watch out. Were def. crazy. But, were fun. The week has passed by and everyone talked about how much fun they've had spending it on the river at my Mom's.... Sunday comes and some of my family come back down to have a repeat of the weekend before. I'm at my grandmothers during this time. I'm on the computer just messing around on fb or what have you... I notice I had 2 missed calls and a voicemai

Change Of Email/messenger Name
Well what would we do without wonderful hackers and stupid people that like messing with other peoples stuff.Well i have been forced to change all my email addys and messenger name since I couldnt sign in this morning to nothing. So to those i have been talking to on yahoo messenger please add me again under the following wisesexibbw. Hope to hear from everyone soon.....Love my fubar friends.

Christmas Auction
Rockin around the Christmas Tree We're having another auction!! And once again it is a *NO FUBUCK AUCTION* So to make this crystal clear.... DO NOT MAKE FUBUCK BIDS!!! Make only bids of.... **Tickers** **Bling Packs** **Blasts** **VIP's** **Happy Hours** PLEASE DO NOT MAKE BIDS YOU CAN NOT KEEP!!! We (Jake & Jamie) are NOT responsible for bidders not paying up nor those up for auction not fulfilling their offer. We are simply hosting the auction. So PLEASE....... NO DRAMA!! You cause it... You're gone!! We plan on starting the Auction December 2nd at NOON Futime. The auction will close one week later on December 9th at NOON Futime. We will be accepting entries until 10 am Futime Dec. 2nd and this time I WILL NOT be accepting anyone after the deadline.

My Homless Experience
I had an unfortunate assurance when I caused my own downfall by opening my mouth too wide and putting my whole foot and leg in it. I regret that I didn't utilize the self control I have preached to others. I look at my loss of my temper or let my temper get the better of me it still equates to the same thing, I should have found some way to refrain my comments with such a blunt way. I do not consider myself one who is in control all the time butt I try to give people some idea of what I would do. Well, my experience started that regretful night at about 6 pm an awful time to put someone out, it was not surprising but still it wasn't enjoyable to say the least.(not like anyone plans to do these things) I had to ask my mother who was at the time renting a room with someone related to the family of her grandson and strangely enough related also to my ex-girlfriend which I forgot to mention who was the one who kicked me out. She will not like that I am writing this but it is not to cause

What Is In A Number?
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call: __________ text messaging (yes or no) _________ phone service __________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

Fubar Skins
I would like to have a skin made with this pic below I will pay who ever makes it. Just send me a pm and let me know how much you will charge me. I dont want nothing to big like the fonts, and I would like the color's to match the tag. :) Thank You! Love SinfulBrat

My Owners
A/F/R my new owners. They are great friends and sweethearts. Show them fu luv and yes theyll; show it back. })i({«☆«(¯`¤LîÑz¤´¯)»☆»})i({@ fubar AND ♥SuBmIsSiVe♥BiBraT♥Fu-WiFey To☆LiNz☆&FuOwned By Got Ink?@ fubar

Wedding Date
The wedding date has been set! De and I have agreed on the date, for more than one reason, but thats between us. The Date: July 4th, 2009! Thats right I said it, Independence Day 2009. We are still plaining on the other stuff, you know, my dress, the color setting, seating, who's inivited....normal stuff for a wedding!

I'm Just Talking My Way To Heck In A Hand Basket
Was invited over here to FuBar by a friend. I'm pretty sure he didn't think I'd actually sign up as this isn't really my sort of thing. After all, I just got a Facebook and still despise MySpace with the passion of a thousand burning suns, and one black hole. I agreed to sign up because it gave me a way to share some of the photog work I've been doing that is NSFW, and more importantly not safe for me to be found out about at work. So I can't post it on my DeviantArt (well, not most of it). So it'll most likely turn up here. Lucky for you, less lucky for the people I work with (perverts). Things to know about me? I'm a virgo, a member of Party Hard Corps ( a band of militant revelers), a LARPer, a total gamer geek, a Cosplayer, a bibliophile, a Dr. Who fan, and untrained belly dancer, swimmer, and marshmallow mouse. Now you know all you need to know right? Ta.

Pick Your Weapon!! Free Fubux
I have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™

~finally!!~
I FINALLY HV MY NAME IN A BOOK FOLKS..I SUBMITTED MY POEM TO POETRY.COM AND HAD IT SELECTED TO BE PUBLISHED..IT IS ON THE VERY FIRST PAGE OF THE BOOK IT WAS PUBLISHED IN..I AM FUCKIN PSYCHED!!!..IM GOING TO KEEP ONWRITING AND SEE WHERE IT CAN GET ME..CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND HOPE FOR THE BEST..THANK YOU TO ALL WHO BELIEVE IN ME!!!...LUUUUVVVV AND HUUUGGGZZZZ TO YA!

Things Do Get Better
After 2 years 3 months and so many days, I finally got a place of my own. It's been a long f***ing time to say the least. I went from having it all to having nothing and I've finally managed to climb back up this far. If I can pull this sort of apparent miracle off, anybody can. Whoever reads this, keep your chin up.

What Do I Want..
What do I want? Ill tell you. I want you on your knees legs apart sitting back on your calves waiting for me. It might be a few minutes or it might be an hour or two. Ill be there when I get there. You will be in your white panties and noting more other than your collar. You will be in your living room on your knees head down and hands behind your back. When I arrive I will expect you to remain in that position until I do otherwise with you. Two hours later.. I enter your house walking thru your living room past you as if you weren’t there to the kitchen to get a drink of water. Returning to you I grip your hair in my hand tightly from behind pulling your head up to see my face. Didn’t you know to have a glass of water waiting for me? Didn’t you? Pushing your head back down. I dig in my pockets and find a set of nipple clamps. You like these don’t you? ....Hush.. I didn’t ask you to speak. You could have had them if my water had been waiting. Raise up and stand on your knees! Mo

Truth
So lets start in August I found out I was pregnant. So I am actually 16 weeks and 2 days. I am due May 22nd. My sister in law wanted me to come on fubar with her. So I did. But it was all like a game to me. At first I told no one about Sarah my lil girl. Then becuase I have a hard pregnancy I didnt tell anyone about the baby. Trey is a made up name to protect my kids dad. He is a marine and is serving the country. I actually loved being pregnant until I met Ray and the drama crew. My pregnancy had been pretty uneventful. I am single and I am sorry that I lied to you Jeremy. You of all people who loved me unconditionally would have understood but I just couldnt tell you. So I told you I cheated on you in Oct. I havent seen the x since August when Sarah and I moved here with my family. Well he did come to sarahs bday party briefly. When I met Ray i wrongfully fell in love with him but held Jeremy on the back burner. I wasnt ready to let him go. I am not looking for a babys daddy. I can r

Dragon Tears.
Dragon Tears. Mighty and Fearsome Beasts Dragons Flying High Reigning the Skies They’ve lost a season They’ve lost a reason Searching high and low It’s said Dragons don’t cry But sometimes the tears Are easier than the silence

A Fuing Reality Check
So even though my "join" date is pretty old, I let this account sit for abit and did nothing with it. After some urging by friends I reopened this account and decided to do something with it. However I have quickly learned that this site much like a few others is mainly about boobs. Cmon lets face it, if you are not a female and willing to show EVERYTHING then you dont get rated or added, Even worse is the sneaking way some females on here title pic albums as "My super secret naughty pics" which tricks guys into asking for an add so they can peek at this album which only contains graphics that were downloaded but hey, the trick worked and BAM they are rated. It really should be a crime to how stupid we as males can be, and how easy you females manipulate us,..... why do we run the world again? Oh yeah, we don't women just let us think we do.

Dine And Ditch
dine and ditch ...lyrics *=chorus i met this girl about a month ago so i called her up she said she wanted to go *out for the night and i knew she wouldnt bite *so i hoped in my car and put the pedal to the metal than she called me up said it would be nice to relax for the night i had some cash i found a room and the price was right so i said *why dont you just meet me *at this hotel descretely *and well decide where to go from there so we layed down things were going right she had her credit card and asked if i wanted a bite so we headed off to the restorant with the red lite after the meal came she said she had to make a call than she steped outside but she never came back at all (yea she never came back at all)

Santa's Reindeer
You Are Dancer Carefree and fun, you always find reasons to do a happy dance. Why You're Naughty: That dark stint you had as Santa's private dancer. Why You're Nice: You're friendly. Very friendly. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

My Prefer Songs
It's a hard world to get a break in All the good things have been taken But girl there are ways to make certain things pay Though I'm dressed in these rags, I'll wear sable some day Hear what I say I'm gonna ride the serpent No more time spent sweatin' rent Hear my command It ain't no use, I'm breakin' loose, Holdin' me down, stick around But baby (baby) Remember (remember) It's my life and I'll do what I want It's my mind and I'll think what I want Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometime But some day I'll treat you real fine There'll be women and their fortunes Who just want to mother orphans Are you gonna cry When I'm squeezing them dry? Taking all I can get No regrets When I ... openly lie And live on their money Believe me honey, that money Can you believe, I ain't no saint No complaints So girl go out Any doubt And baby (baby) Remember (remember) It's my life and I'll do what I want It's my mind and I'll think what I want Show me I'm wrong, h

La Gunz
L.A. Guns Sex Action Lyrics: Talk about love Talk about love I've been around this great big world, yeah Had my share of shady deals and girls, hey Now, I've been thinking of the coming attraction The wink of an eye and the gleam of satisfaction Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, never get enough of that sex action Baby knows wherever she goes She got sex action Howze baby, I got the potion You're a cool operator got the machine in motion Now, we're all alone doing all the talking She's got me on my back Let her fingers do the walking Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, I never get enough [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/3iCQ ] of her sex action Baby knows wherever she goes She got sex action Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, I never get enough of that sex action S-E-X, who's next, yeah sex action And it always feels so good Girl she got style Boy she got sleaze Ah, she's knocking

Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR

Travel Horoscope
Travel Horoscope for Scorpio When you travel, you want to be inspired and awed. You want a vacation that's challenging, exotic, and a once in a lifetime experience. You should travel to: Nepal South Africa China Antarctica Galapagos Islands What's Your Travel Horoscope?

Waiting Of Friday
Waiting on friday intro...... (vocals) well mondays almost over and tuesdays always a drag maybe by wednesday ill have good reson to brag thursday maybe ill drink my frears away in hopes that the next day will be the best day because.... (chorus) "Im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im waiting on what friday holds" cuz we can all be friends and sit around and drink our beer and act like fools and have no fear (vocals) well im hoping youll be there cuz i really dont feel like going stag but even if you dont ill still throw a few back and theres always saturday but thats not what i want because.... (chorus) "im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im wating on what friday holds" and all i hope is you are too... outro....

Meet My Hubby...phil
Meet...PhilHe is my flower power, hippie refugee and I finally got him to do something with his FUBAR profile and I would like you all to go show him some FUBAR love.Rate, Fan, Add him and buy him drinks! Phil Bully brought to you with much love byAYASHARepost for me please!

Sts-126 Endeavour Landing
Landed: Sun., Nov. 30, 2008, 4:25 p.m. EST Landing Site: Edwards Air Force Base, Calif. Mission Elapsed Time: 15 days, 20 hours, 29 minutes, 37 secs Total miles: 6.6 million Total orbits: 251 Right click for zoom options (Windows Media Player 10 and 11) Blog By Kaos™

Fus Sexiest Tattoos
This is very simple.... Send me your Sexiest pic, containing your Sexiest tattoo. I will have a very special folder for yall to strut your stuff in. Everyone will be able to vote. Winner will recieve every last Fubuck that I have at the time of judgement. Sooooo...... Show us what you got! Thanks

Comment Bomb
WELL MY FRIEND IS INA COMMENT BOMB THINGIE AND HE NEEDS 75K COMMENTS IM DOIN MY BEST AND TRYIN TO COMMENT AND GET HIM THERE AND I NEED A BIT OF HELP FROM MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS =) WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME =D HES A GREAT PERSON SO IF YA WANNA HELP OUT JUST CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND LETS GET HIM THERE!! TY FOR THE HELP!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!! Make your own banner at MyBannerMaker.com!

Getting Wet
I feel like overall the site takes the seduction out of sex. But then again one can say that it's changed it. The emails, the texts, the photos and the planning now takes the place of "ordinary" seduction? Not sure, yet. I'm the girl who needs very little priming. My engine is always idling. That doesn't mean, of course, that I don't like the seduction and the tease and the build up. One thing that gets me wet every time is a good kisser. I like the kind of foreplay that's extended and is laden heavily with lots of kisses. I like for it to be so engaging that I'm torn between wanting to keep going and cutting it so that we can move on to the f!cking. I'm also really turned on when I give head. It's so freaking hot. I love it! Could easily finish myself off with that by rubbing my pussy while I do it. Mmm! I don't know what it is about performing it that gets me going so much. It could be getting his pants and underwear down and seeing he's hard, that first slow lick that

Man-slave Application
1 Your current age 2 Can you cook well 3 Do you like to keep a cean home 4 Do you have a current driver's license 5 Do you like children 6 Are you willing to work all day in my home and fuck me all night to my hearts content 7 Dick size 8 How many o's can you have in one night 9 Are you willing to eat pussy 10 Is there anything you wont do 11 Can you keep your mouth shut about your job 12 Are you willing to be at my beck and call 13 When can you start 14 If terminated, you must leave immediately, can you handle that? 15 Marriage is not an option....leave your heart at the door....I'll let you know if you are allowed to cross over from man-slave to more.

Making Graphics
I Am Making Graphics. If you would like one Plz Send me a PM. I have 17 days left in my free trial. Give me 1k fubucks and I'll make ya a Graphic like the one below! Click the kitty Below to see the other graphics i have made!!!!!

Tribute To Red Sox
Tessie Tessie is the Royal Rooters rally cry Tessie is the song they always sung Tessie echoed April through October nights After serenading Stahl, Dineen and Young Tessie is a maiden with the sparkling eyes Tessie is a maiden with the love She doesn't know the meaning of her sight She's got a comment full of love And sometimes when the game is on the line Tessie always carried them away Up the road from Third Base to Huntington The boys will always sing and sway Two! Three! Four! Tessie, Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted We're not here to mess around Boston, you know we love you madly Hear the crowd roar to your sound Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Tessie, you are the only, only, only The Rooters showed up at the Grounds one day They found their seats had all been sold McGreevy led the charge into the park Stormed the gates and put the game on hold The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright Boston's tenth man

Money N Da Bank Auction
$$$ Money N Da Bank $$$ This is a unisex auction for cash prizes only!! That means the bidding must start with a cash purchased item. You can bid bling, bling packs, Blasts, VIP's, and/or HH's. The bigger the offers the better the bids. imikimi - Customize Your World If you are interested in joining the auction there is a 50k entry fee and I need to have your pics and offers by 11:59 pm CST(9:59 pm fu-time) June 16, 2009.

About Wild Me!
Aquarius, or the "Water-Bearer" Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from

Leo
Leo is the Fifth sign of the Zodiac. Its name may derive from the Latin leo or the Greek leon, both of which mean "lion." However, the name is likely Semitic in origin...from the Hebrew word, labi. Leo is known as the "royal sign," symbolic of exuberance and leadership, and individuals who fall within its jurisdiction place courage and personal honesty above all else. Others may not necessarily fulfill the expectations of a Leo native and thus, the life of a Leo is often rife with disappointments. There is a radiant warmth associated with this Zodiac Sign which emanates from the Leo personality to touch the hearts of friends and admirers. This fortunate personality trait is apt to open many doors in life and the individual ruled by Leo welcomes both authority and responsibility. The fiery temperament of a Leo subject is typical of the Zodiac's fire group...fire being the element which rules this sign. There are few people who fail to be attracted to the Leos of this world since they ar

Fake People
->Haley ("Go...: i guess you are done talking to me .. you have a bueatiful evening .. ->Haley ("Go...: you are quiet ? ->Haley ("Go...: doesnt have to be nasty just a hi ->Haley ("Go...: i dont mind saying hi over webcam ->Haley ("Go...: so can you send me pics of who you are ? ->Haley ("Go...: anyone can post a pic Haley ("Go...: i see ->Haley ("Go...: hmm i could do that .. but i would need to see exactly who i am talking to online .. i mean you Haley ("Go...: before i come out starting online ->Haley ("Go...: while i am fucking you in the mouth or in the pussy .. or before you come out Haley ("Go...: after all hes not gettin any of this Haley ("Go...: i insist that if you are serious then you talk to my husband about it i inisist that he be thoroughly humiliated ->Haley ("Go...: whats that ? Haley ("Go...: i do have one condition tho Haley ("Go...: sure ->Haley ("Go...: so am i one of those guys you would like to come and visit ? Haley ("Go...

Holiday
You Are Christmas More than most people, you are able to find magic in life's small moments. Traditions mean a lot to you, and you tend to be quite nostalgic. You are a giving, kind person who really understands the true meaning of holidays. You inspire others to be as altruistic and caring as you are. What makes you celebrate: Tradition and a generous spirit At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The storyteller. You like to recount memories with everyone. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Give a gift to everyone you know What Holiday Are You?

A Game
so, a game is to explain why its better to be a girl or a boy. im the first. "its better to be a girl because we don't need to shave our faces every day". and the next person should tell why its better to be a boy (doesn't matter who it will be - a boy or a girl). clear?

A Soldiers Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Best Place To Get Great Online Deals.
For finding information on various topics people access the World Wide Web. It provides people the means to communicate and exchange information at lightening speeds in any region of the world. It has expanded a lot since its inception and now its vastness can be compared with that of an ocean. While the web has enabled people to obtain information on everything with a click of a mouse, its vastness has created other types of problems. Everyday several new sites are getting added to the Internet and one may find it difficult to locate a particular site from the crowd of other sites. Even a search in the major search engines throws up thousands of pages to choose from. This can be inconvenient for the Internet users, as for some people bandwidth is precious and wastage of time in finding a site is cumbersome for others. People can search the Internet for various purposes. The students can search it for doing reference work or finding answers to their questions. The people who lo

Choices
we all seem to have a certain amount of choices to make in our lives. some good,some not sure and REALLY BAD. i've made all of them at one point in my life. the funny thing about the uncertainty of life is it's all laid out by CHOICES.

Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts..
I'm so tired of everyone thinkin they got one up on me. Well I'mma be the one with the last laugh f*ckers. My lawyer thinks he's gonna charge me an arm n a leg for doing absolutely nothing. I got somethin else for that arsehole. I contacted him in September to get started on my case and it's now December 1st. Nothing is done. (If anyone knows of a good personal injury lawyer in Georgia or Florida lemme know.) He doesn't return my phone calls. Then my chiropractor, wow! newhoz..on another note.. When I lived in my hometown I was the quiet girl in school. No one wanted anything to do with me. Now that I'm married and in another state they all want me. How does that work? To late for them, they had their chance to get with me. HAHA. Sometimes I think that it's better for me not to have anything to do with the outside world but for work. Am i right? I don't know maybe it's just my drunken thoughts that are runnin through my head that make me this d*mn crazy. How did my life get this f*cke

Lung Cancer!
hi everyone . just wanted 2 let ya'll all that i have lung cancer ! the doctor told me 9 to ~ 15 months left! the cancer has moved up into my chest now so im not breathing 2 well so this will cut sum time off of my time. 6 to 8 months if im lucky. i wanna thank all my friends on here for helping me to be strong ! ty

Death
Death may be a fact of life yes. And alot of people do believe that it comes in threes. But as far as I am concerned it is one of the worst parts of life there os. No matter how inevitable it maybe. And as for it comes in threes well this is nothing but a bunch of crap. So far in the past 4 months alone. Me and my fiance have lost 4 Family members alone. An uncle, Grandfather(his), but the wors loses of all was both of our fathers have just passed away within months apart. Both of our fathers were the greatest men that anyone could ever have asked to know. And yet both of them were riped away from us unfairly. I know that death is never fair and my dad did leave a rich fuffiling long life. But my father in law did have more time if only the doctors would not have failed him. And so here I am trying to hold it together for my fiances sake. Hoping I dont fall apart trying to hide all of my hurt, anger, frustration, and at the same time hurt and the feeling that I should have done more. I

As Noddy Holder Would Say...
As Noddy Holder would say... .....IIITTT'SSS CCCHHHRRRIIISSSTTTMMMAAASSSSSSSSSS....!!!!!! For the benefit of those who have yet to be blessed with hearing Wolverhampton's finest belt out his yuletide hit every year since the dawn of time, you'll find it further down... ...but I digress. I'm not hear to celebrate the British Glam Rock scene, I'm here to announce my participation in LilSlaveGrrl's very fine Christmas Auction...!! (click on the pic to take part) I'm a great catch! And no I'm not just saying that, please follow the small pic below for a reference from my previous owner... So apart from listening to the rest of the Slade track, what the hell are you waiting for.....?!?!?

Norse Prayer
Lo, There do I see my Father Lo, There do I see my Mother and My Brothers and my Sisters Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the begining Lo, They do call to me They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla Where thine enemies have been vanquished Where the brave shall live Forever Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death.

What Is A Friend?
A friend is someone you turn to when things aren't going well for you, someone who you can talk to about your problems. Friends shouldn't hide shit from each other, especially something that effects the other person as well as yourself. I have someone in my life that I consider my sister, who I have done a lot for and she's intending on moving out but has not told me. I'm really upset with her, cause I've done so much for her and she is going behind my back and basically intending on fawking me over. She's dating this guy who is a complete asshole, who will never amount to anything in life. He's actually wanted by the police right now and ETF (emergency task force) came to our place a few weeks ago looking for him, I wasn't home I was at court with my mother cause she's trying to get disability, and guess what her and her bf are blaming me for calling the cops. Now tell me this why would I bring the cops to my own house??? Why would I jeopardize my daughter and my niece???

Today's America
Quick thought to start your day. Something I was pondering as I was driving to work this morning. "Liberal America does not negotiate with terrorists; they assign them lawyers and wrap them in the blanket of freedom provided by the Constitution." So...consider what I have said there and ask yourself the simple question of why are some Americans insist that those who would have spat upon and burned our most important document (well, until they were captured and it suddenly became useful to them) be protected by it? Why do we assign legal counsel and Constitutional rights to non-American citizens? Why would the ACLU labor to protect the 1st Amendment rights of individuals bent on our destruction? Is there no line to be drawn? Where is the anger and discussed we possessed back in September 2001? Did we forget? I am defending no administration, no specific person, nor am I attacking anyone in specific; I just fail to understand why we spend so much energy defending tho

Will Buy Bling Packs And Auto 11's!!
I have no money to buy my girls Xmas presents. I bought them a few little things, but that's all I could afford. One of my awesome friends is helping me with a few presents for them. Thank you SO much! I just want my 2 little girls to have an awesome Xmas.. Please help if you can. Even just a little helps! xoxo

Sex Has It Become A Chore ?!?!?
This question is easy. It becomes a chore when you allow it to. That’s pretty simple. The hard question is “how” do you prevent it from becoming a chore? How do you NOT grumble and groan when your lover ask for it AGAIN? Well, for starters, stop grumbling. Start getting excited. For Pete’s Sake, actually enjoy it. This is harder for women to obtain then for men, DUH! Men usually ejaculate while women are left laying on the bed imagining a super orgasm. It seems to be a dream, a far fetched dream because maybe you haven’t had a orgasm in a very long time. Maybe you forgot what a orgasm really feels like. The earth shattering, toe curling, head rolling orgasm that makes you feel like you are going to blow up from the inside out. Sweet, Sweet Orgasm. I must tell you. This isn’t that far fetched. It could be the time to introduce potions or Toys into your love life. *gasp* You may be thinking: “Did she just say TOYS in the bedroom?” and I am saying: “Oh, I sure did

Poem By My Grandfather
I called out to my Lord for i had a great thirst, and He filled my soul, until I thought it would burst. In my eagerness, I cried," Lord, I must ask, give me a mountain, a difficult task." "Give me a mountain and I'll learn to climb. Give me an ocean, I'll ccross it in time. Give me a battle, I'll fight to the last. Give me a chance, Lord a difficult task." Then gentle as a breeze, I softly heard, "Child, go forth, and spread my word, for as you go from this time with me, tell these words to all that you see." Lord, how can I do this, for I'm not a preacher, I can read and writebut I'm not a teacher?I only know to be humble, kneel when I pray.So how can I spread your word day by day? Then the Lord spoke, "Help all those you see, guide them and love them and lead them to me. Live as I've asked you, and follow all that I say, and others will follow your steps day by day.

12-1-08
It has come time for my brother, MR X, and I to say a temporary goodbye to all our family and friends. The song by Pink Floyd, On the Turning Away, says it best. My brother and I are not unique and there are too many in the world suffering today. The common practice of turning away must be swept away with a new wave of unity, compassion, understanding and sympathy. For every person who wants a job should find one at a livable wage. Every mouth should be satisfied with food and drink. Every person should have shelter and a roof over their head. Ever person should have an education and every sick person should be cared for. Every person should be respected for their beliefs as a God given right of free will. You will forever be in our hearts and thank you for all your prayers and support. It has given us strength to get us through these dark days. God Bless You All

Mansion In Jamaica
STAY IN A GATED 2 STORY MANSION NEAR NEGRIL, JAMAICA. 7 BEDRM-4 BATH- 2 KITCHENS- 24/7 SECURITY. PRICES: $50.00 A DAY PER PERSON INCLUDES BREAKFAST AND TRANSFERS TO AND FROM MONTEGO BAY AIRPORT. CONTACT ANN a_allen62@hotmail.com

Santa
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Fubar t-shirt and a bag of coffee ;) I have been semi good this year :) Love, ClOwNz! and PS.... Lots of bling too! All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) (1999 Digital Remaster) - Alvin And The Chipmunks

Salesman From Montana
Salesman from Montana A young guy from Montana moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Montana.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. ' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237. 65.' The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?' The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I as

Friends At Fubar
I'm pretty new here and I have met some nice people here but I have to say that some people need to lighted up a little. I had gotten out of order in how to request them to be a friend and got them in a uproar. Fubar is a fun thing to do but it's not my life. Some people need to get a real life. Thanks to all of the people who have accepted my friends request.

Rayne_ice
cars run out of gas..... relationships run out of love.... hearts get broken.... eyes have tears fall..... time will hurt.... love will pass.... hearts will mend.... lies will always be told.... promises will always get broken.... why is it everytime something good starts something bad comes with it???? why is it everyone is saying they love me when they really mean they hate me???? why is it that i'm blind to the truth?????

Auto 11's On...
Well...I have just activated my very first (and probably only lol) Auto 11's courtesy of my wonderful friend Lisa...I've been working my butt off for over 2 weeks to fill my folders & finally did it LOL...I have TONS of Ez-Rate pics/folders so have at it & I promise you I return ALL love...might not be this second as I'm dealing with sick kids today lol but I DO! Go level up on me buddies :D

Life
The air rushes past my body as I plummet towards the icy water I so love. As I’m in the air I think about my first jump and I... my thoughts are shattered as I plunge into the icy water once again. Such is life; I’ve come to enjoy the freedom of “flying” from the cliff into the icy water. Sure it’s a rush leaving what I know as “stable” ground and leaping off into the air to be greeted by icy water but its being “weightless” for those few seconds that I truly love. Freedom from the stability, a view you can’t get anywhere else and nothing can touch you, if nothing more then a few seconds. I try to live my life according to this everyday that I can. Life is short, its what you make of it and if one tries hard enough anything can be done.

So Yeah!
I ama 26 year old single guy. I get horny *shrugs, do i acknowledge this fact, fuck ya. Just b/c i like sex and anything that goes along with it pretty much. Im anice guy. Ill be whose ever friend. If i flirt a bit too mcuh, just say, chill. man, i am who am i. Ill treat you right and if i dont, let me know and ill fix it if i can. Im not gonna change who i am to fit someones expectations or w/e. Take me at face value and ill take you at face value. Im here to meet friends and w/e that comes along my way. But on another note, im a music major trying to get done, and i work as a meat cutter/clerk. I love singing, i love sports and i loves gmaing of any type really. board games, computer, w/e. If you wanna know more about me ask! any question you want. dont be shy to ask 8)

How Long Should Sex Or Foreplay Last?
..When it comes to how long sex and foreplay should last every individual has their own personal preference right? I mean for some folks, especially women in particular, during foreplay the average man either doesn't give enough oral love or he doesn't stay down between her legs long enough. Now as far as the men are concerned, at least the ones that I know, their chief complaints were that some women either don't give head long enough or not at all? So moving along to the sex act itself, many women say that they hated men that put in an hour long foreplay session from the ones I know, but only put in 10 or 15-minutes of sex. However quite a lot of women also told me that they hated men that put in long foreplay sessions but coupled with FOREVER AND A DAY sex sessions. So as you can tell blogland everyone is feeling something different when it comes to foreplay and sex, so different that I decided to write this blog and find out where all my other friends on this site think ab

Unforgotten Words
A thousand lights, A brilliant hue, A few words, That only begin to describe you, And words I haven't got, Because you've stolen them, From my heart, They're yours to keep, For words cannot describe you, And dreams are there to stay, As I look into your eyes, I see something, Or feel this world has never known, And remember the memories, That never did once die, I turn again, Searching for those eyes, That hold the words, I search for those eyes, And they're right there, Looking and searching for me.

Love
Category: Life What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: _____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 (I love this one) _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 _____ "Love is when

Annoyance
101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping you

Relationship Joke
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don

Abc's
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!! C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before. D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to cal

True Love
I look at him, Laying in his bed, Sleeping. Contentment fills my heart as I see him serenity, He looks so peaceful. Slowly, I motion toward him, With every step needing him more and more. I crawl in behind him And softly I put my hand at his side. Gently, I kiss his cheek, Then rub my lips down along the side of his neck, Back and fourth, Back and fourth. I put my arms around him as he turns into me. I look at him, Still so calm, So tranquil. I kiss his forehead softly, Then his cheek. Finally I awaken him, Kissing his tender lips. I raise my hand and caress his face, Beginning at his forehead and ending at his chin. Once again I kiss him, Wrapping my arms around him, Lifting him with me as I slowly sit up. Rubbing my cheek against his, Kissing his neck. As I lift my head back I look into his eyes, The love I feel inside is reflected back at me. Gently, I embrace him, Holding him close to my heart. Softly, I bring him head to mine, Faintly whisper

Fairy Tale
Dreamland awaits you, Close your eyes, Imagine you and I, Close as breath, Skin upon skin, Lips touching, For you taste of Raspberries, sweetly irresistible, The fragrance of you, Takes my breath away, I am burning inside, A torch of fire, Burning fuel of passion, For you are my desire, My heart beats with every breath, You are my destiny, Your eyes evade me, deep, dark, mysterious, I am your slave, Your love has captured me, Grab my body, Pull me close, Show me your love, In ways I could only dream. Wake me I must be dreaming, This is a fairytale.

Cigarettes
Hey all, I never really use the blogs thing on here, but thought i would start now. I had my last cigarette an hour ago (2100 uk time) The reason for me quitting......i lost my amazing, fantastic, caring, one in a million grandad a few months ago to lung cancer. When we found out, the doctor gave him 6 wks to 3 months. Sadly he died exactly 6 weeks later. He had never smoked a cigarette in his life. This is one reason. The second is my 10year old son, David. He said something to me over the weekend, which shocked me. He said "i dont want you to die mum" i said, im not going to die for a very long time yet, to which he replied....but what if you get cancer!! I think this was my wake up call. So this morning, i got an appointment with my gp and as i have no willpower whatsoever, im gonna try and quit with nicotine replacement. I know its not going to be easy...far from it..but im gonna give it my best shot!! So no doubt ill be filling my blog, with ramblings and v

From A Friend
This is for men and women To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for t

To Vomit Or Not To Vomit...
So everyone around me has been getting the stomach flu since Friday...i've had it since saturday and it sucks. All my body wants to do is vomit even though I haven't really eaten anything. Would it make me feel better? Eh we'll see I guess...

Today's Math
Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real world situations!! It’s about time! Name _________________________________________ Gang/Crew Name______________________ Crib __________________ 1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads. 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Jaun for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit? 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit? 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside? 5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4

Chirstmas
All I want for christmas is.......nothing!! I already have everything I need. I have a job, a roof over my head,a job, two dumb dogs and 2 stupid cats, and a few great friends! What more is there to life? Nothing really, I don't need matieral things. So I want nothing for christmas, think I will get it also :) Any ways I hope all of you get what you want, cause I already have everything.

Mr Second Best
mr. 2nd best intro... well what happend last wk you said you had to work late i heard you met a new date and thats when i realized this mess was coming to an end well i know all of what happend he took you out to dinner than to the movies and now your laying down with mr. 2nd best you shoulda told me you coulda had me but i dont mind it cuz i found somone better and i must say she helped me cuz she got this disaster out of my head cuz i took her out to dinner than to the movies but the best part of all was waking up with her in my bed while your still laying there looking up at mr second best

I Just Cant!
I just cant understand the mind of a man, he has so much power but uses it in the wrong place. When he enters into a room, what is he thinking? Does he really know himself? Or is he melting down inside. His touch is so powerful, I cant understand why he touches himself and not share it with anyone else. Has he been hurt? has he been ill? or does he just want himself, to prove his happiness to himself? What is it in a mans mind that keeps him so far from love...I just cant..

I Have Been On And Off Here For A Main Reason
MY HEADING SAYS WHAT I NEEDED TO SAY , DON'T PITY ME , DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME , LOVE ME FOR ME , JUST BE A FRIEND . I HAVE NON HOGESKINS LAPHOMIA , WHICH IS MY LYMPH NODES. SO , NOT ON MUCH ANY MORE , BUT , SHOW UP , WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT , TO SHOW SOME LOVE TO ONE'S THAT HAVE SHOWIN ME . TAKE CARE TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS . HUGS , Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2.. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You a

Crush
This is the Secret Crush Game. Im pretty sure everyone on here has a crush with at least one person on Tagged. So here are the rules. If you gotta crush on me.. reply to this telling me! But you must repost this if you wanna see who has a crush on you. Have fun! The results are gonna suprise you and might get you lucky ;)

Ranting...
- you ever get that feeling that even though you are with somebody, that you feel helplessly alone? - you ever feel that you aren't loved, even though you know people love you? - you ever feel that your life has no meaning or direction? - have you ever thought about just giving up on trying to be happy and just live your life? Well, that is how I feel as of late. No matter what I do or what people say, I continue to feel this way. I know that my family and friends love me; and I appreciate all the love I get, but that isn't the kind of love that I want. I want the kind of love that will make time stand still, make the pit of your stomach turn in knots when you aren't with them, the kind of love that makes you forget about everything. Want in one hand, shit in the other...see which one fills up first. The want hand in theory, because you really don't want to shit on yourself (at least on purpose). But in reality, your shit hand will fill up first. Because lately, that is what this

Can No One Just Talk
i am so aggravated everyone automatically assume you are on here to cyber or webcam or to show explicit pics of yourself and if that is what ones choice is then thats fine but damn say more than "hello i am horny what r u doing ? wanna cam ? naughty pics ?" just say hello how was your day anything exciting going on or possibly how is the damn weather . for christ sake this is a site to have fun on not automatic porn or us .. someone just be real and sincere for a change .. i don't wanna fall in love them or have them move to a new state hell i just want a friend to chat with ,, so i have ranted i feel so much better

Ok Boys And Girls Time For Naughty Or Nice Auction
Well if want to find out just click on the pic take you to an auction a great friend is having DJ NIKKI So what do say have you been naughty or nice so far me i like naughty hehe!!!

Technical Support...
Loyal reader and end user:that means you, do not call technical support while taking bong rips. Seriously,after you asked me to "hold on a sec" I fucking heard the lighter light and the bubbles rise.I also heard you inhale mumble something about "good shit" then you exhale. You may have coughed up not only your lung but it sounded like last weeks breakfast as well. It's not my motherfucking fault that you cannot remember your fucking name and no it's not my job to "guess what it is" I refuse to play "Guess Who",or "what does this sound like" with you. Although I giggled like a school girl when I hung up you seriously need to find a better way to maintain,preferably far away from anything with a cord or batteries. Strangle yourself with the cordless phone you called in on. Oh and next time you get locked out of your yahoo account because the password isn't correct PUSH THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND TRY AGAIN YOU FUCKING ID+TEN+T. and yes aol is really a virus I hope your happiness rapes you i

Look Here!
Hi Everyone, just got my business in Google search engine. Anyone looking for whole house water purification and reverse osmosis hit me up for some info. I sell GE Pro Elite (authorized independant distributor) which is only way they are sold. They are 35 years in advance of any systme on the market and cannot be purchased in stores. Search me on Google (AquaFuzion By Shannon) or check out aquafuzion.net or geproelite.com to see the system. We can ship anywhere in the US! Send me a private message if you have questions. Remember, you can HAVE a filter or BE a filter!

'twas The Night Before Christ:
THE CHRISTMAS TREE, O GOD, IS GROANING BENEATH GIFT-WRAPPED ANTICIPATION. THE TABLE SPREAD BEFORE US IS RESPLENDENT WITH SHARED FOODS PREPARED BY LOVING HANDS, FOR WHICH WE GIVE THANKS. AND NOW, AS THIS WAITING SEASON TICKS TO A BELL-RINGING, MIDNIGHT-MARVELOUS CLOSE, WE AROUND THIS TABLE ARE SCOOTING OVER TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE ANTICIPATED GUEST. COME AND BLESS US WITH THE GIFT OF YOUR PRESENCE AS WE SAY, "WELCOME."

Fetish Auction!
Thats right im up once again in the kinky fetish auction!! Click the link to go buy me!! Here are the offerings! Fu- Bucks bids - Your name added to my name *owned by* - Rate all pictues and stash during happy hour - SFW salute - My yahoo screen name - Access to all NSFW pics - 2 tricked out pictues for you done in photoshop - A Drinks once a week Real money bids (vip, blast) i will add - NSFW salute - Photo shoot for my owner - Private webcam viewing - A Thank you bully and blog entry in your honor - Add as top family for a month - Your name added to my display pic *owned by* BELIEVE ME YOU WONT REGRET IT ;)

Need Help!!!!
Im gonna give the whole story and i want a lawyers opinion on it.... ok i got pregnant when i was 20 with my boyfriend at the time and i was with him till my son turned 2 months old but i gave my son the guys last name we were never married and he has never lagitamized (not sure of the spelling) him ad his son there is also another problem the guy has been to jail for statatory (spelling again sorry) rape, he was 22 and the girl was 15, he went to jail before i met him but any way he has not helped nor gave me child support since my son was 2 months old but now my son is 4 years old he also has not called to ask about him or anything. i know that he has been in jail twice since our break up. i never went to child support enforcment to get it in writing or court ordered but we did have a verbal agreement which i know will not stand up in court. ok what i would like to know would i still need his permission to change me sons last name and what would i have to go through to get it d

Christmas
WE ARE SUCH STUBBORN FOLK, GENTLE GOD, ONLY MOVING TOWARD YOU WHEN IT'S TIME FOR A BABY, OF ALL THING! WHAT AN ILLOGICAL STORY, YET YOU KNEW IT WOULD TAKE SOMETHING UNEXPECTED TO GET OUR ATTENTION. BUT WITH US AS WE EDGE TOWARD THE MANGER AGAIN THIS YEAR, BOTH FROM CURIOSITY AND HABIT, PAUSING TO KNEEL THERE BECAUSE WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THE MESSAGE.

Fufake
You gotta love the ppl that need this shit. Gotta love the Fubar Fakes. Fugar isnt a bad site. its popular to the pervs and ppl who really want attention. i'm a perv. but to sit here and be attacked bc i sent an add request and they wanted me to rate them 1st is funny. "you sent me a request and didnt even rate me." and i hate to say it. i didnt send it bc i wanted to see her chest or thought she was attractive. i sent it bc i'm on this to make friends. but its not about making friends here. its who can make the most friends. hit the higher ranks 1st and be popular. rate my pics, buy me drinks, i want real gifts, oh you dont have a salute so you cant talk to me. you need to rate me, be my fan and then i'll accept your request. you want to see my tit pics auto 11 me. thats all bull. the only reason anyone even bothers to talk to half the ppl here is bc they want to see their naked pics. heres the bait and you get nothing. maybe in a year you may have a chance. this fubar game is stupid.

Freak?
What kind of freak are you? Are you the type that won't even talk about bedroom antics? Are that conservatively dressed, soft spoken, easily blushing school marm until you get behind the closed doors? Do you just exude sexuality at all times? Are you the type that just checks your inhibitions at the door and que sera sera (What will be will be)? Who is the aggressor in your bedroom? Do you take the lead? LADIES!! Do you ever just grab up your man and tell him who's in charge and just TAKE YOUR DICC?? FELLAS!! Do you slam the door when you come into the bedroom, proclaiming "DADDY'S HOME!!!" Are you the type of woman who's biggest turn on is seducing a man? Have you decided that a one night stand really isn't all that bad because you just had an itch that needed scratching? Are you type that Prince was talking about at the end of one of his tunes when he said, "Sex isn't all I think about. Sex is all I think about...YOU

Crushes...
Ok, so I'm thinking...(I know scary)...hehehe ABOUT CRUSHES tonite!!!I am a SINGLE woman and I have 22 crushes here on Fubar.. I am clueless to who these crushes are..I probably know who "3" of them are.. THAT's IT!! Who are the OTHER 19??? Please be BRAVE and reveal yourself to me.. I just might be CRUSHING on you as well... How will we EVER know if we don't tell each other?? I'm not asking you to POST it here.. Just send me a message or a SB response or SOMETHING.. Curiosity is getting the best of me!!!! I wanna get to know my CRUSHES!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!

Thoughts From A Neurotic Woman!
So, the time has come when life is uncomplicated. At the age of 34, one would THINK that you would know who you are, what you are and where you want to go. The thing is, I have reconnected with old friends and old "friends" from HS and I have discovered that the perception people had of me was WAY off, and while flattering (Thx Becca), it was so far from the truth that I found it comical. Apparently I was much better at pretending then even I or the Academy knew...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> So, here's a little background....I fell "in love" my Freshman year. Now, as a mom I have serious doubts how real this was, but I know what it meant to me up until said male decided some life altering things that shattered my world one day in 1993. Such is life! Then there were guys I "dated". Guys I drooled over. Guys I wanted. Guys I knew better then to be anywhere near ALONE (coughtonycough). and then there was a guy who never knew I wanted

B~p Auction
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Who wants an early Christmas gift? > > well if you do... i highly suggest you check this hottie out! she is well worth it and so much more. She is an awesome girl and one hell of a friend! Ahh and her spankings are soo so good u will love em!!!!! trust me i know:P > > > GO check her out > > > > > > (repost of original by '¤Ðå §wêê† Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§¤♡ÖwñêÐ ß¥†hê Mð§† Ämåzïñg Måñ Èvêr*M¥ ÐåÐÐ¥*' on '2008-12-01 18:20:14')

Its All About The Kids !
Well just a few months ago my husband of five years decided to split and be his own man . Well that would be all well and good but he left a wife and 4 kids hanging in a lurch soo .. whats a mom to do .. well i will tell you just what i did left . I could have stayed and fought for the things we bought togather for our familey but i juts left ... With not much to say after that you can only catch a man in bed one time and keep your cool ,i would have killed thoes !%#&%( hade ben given the chance agen so i left was i wrong to let him off so easy ,should i have ben HOOD and let him fell the pain for messing up or did i act like a lady ?

Anything Is Possible
Spotlight Fundraiser My Awesome Friend Howey Is Really Trying His Hardest To Get Spotlight..I'd Love To See Him Get It Myself..He Needs As Much Help As He Can Get From Our Friends & Family To Donate As Much As Possible Towards His Spotlight Fund..He Is So Close To Becoming Disciple & Needs To Hurry To Get That Spotlight Before He Does... ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ So If You Can Please Donate As Much As You Can..You Can Either Send The Donations Directly To Him Or You Can Send Them To Me..I'm Saving All My Fubux Towards His Spotlight Fund..I Will Add That Anyone Who Donates A Good Amount To Him I Will Make A Personal Skin For The Ones Who Do..So Please Click His Pic & Donate Anything You Can..My Link Is On He

Yes Another Gorgous Pic Miss Fiona Made For Me..hehe!
MAN i am so loved! and so greatful! The beautiful and talented MISS FIONA made another beautiful tage for me! i loves ya sissy! thank you for spoiling me as you do hun!

Why?
This is beginning to annoy me to no end how I can't seem to do anything unless I am a certain level! Why do I need to be a certain level to express my opinion in a poll? or to have a crush? WHY I ask you WHY!!!

Godfather
I cant believe i thought i would never get to godfather. There are so many to thank but the one i really want to give one person the most credit for me getting to Godfather Level. that person is my awesome and a very special friend Katt1114. She is very supportive and always willing to help out whatever it may be. She Has done soooooo much to help me get to where i am and i can never really show how thankful i am to have katt1114 as a friend. Another friend who deserves a lot of credit for helping me get to godfather is my special friend aGem4life. She is always doing things along with Hershey to make me feel special and want to keep me coming back to Fubar. Please Show them some love they are great people. I want to Thank everybody in my Family and my Friends I get comments from on a daily basis.I love doing the trains and i want to thank you all for all the rates and comments you gave me to help me reach godfather. And finally i want to thank all the people i left out. th

Double
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Thanks. Giving.
this ain't poetic or any kinda thang. just a bubbly note on an intoxicated evening. just a moment in time that slowed for...a moment. and a thought in a head emptied of stuff. just a day of stuff emptied of thought. it's just. just not this. this is just. not. soooo...it began like this... people fuck you over. it's true. the person that fucks me hardest would be me. and it ain't even a fun kinda kinky. liminal. my favorite word. my way path lost again and on the way to duct taping new found injuries i remembered something. well, i didn't, but it seems like a good way to begin...a kind of 'once upon a time'. or not. again. thankful. i thought. remembered. meant. forgot. i forget a lot sometimes. almost more than i've ever known. or more. it's sometimes hard to tell. sometimes like always. always like never. again..i degress. not in a dress. in blue jeans dressed in cocktails. not cock. not now. i'm tired and have a headache. ache. again.

When The Storm Subsides
I’ve been driving through these nights This road reminding me of all I am As time drags on, these windows fade Reality starts slipping from my mind All I know is this all fades, the second that I’m by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say you’ll be there for me Please say that you’ll be there Just say you’ll be my side When the storm subsides All these years beneath the skin Everything inside me turning to the shame I was lost, but now I can see This fate is turning deep inside of me All I know is this all fades, the second that I’m by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say that you’ll be with me Please say that you’ll be there Just say that you’ll be my side When the storm subsides Whispers of October, haunting within As the sun dies and the stars fall This beautiful fate gently wraps these wounds Suppressing the bleeding to these torn lullabies, we are one And these wings fall around me and I know in one breath I am free

The Pretty Piece Of Flesh!!!!
OK I am trying somethign a little diffrent here is the contest for anyone and everyone friends of friends this is the Pretty Piece of flesh contest. and here is how it works. In this contest im offering all of my fu dollars To the prettiest piece of flesh out there ( bling packs are a possability if i got the funds). To entere and Quilify link send take draw or do me up a Picture of you being a pretty piece of flesh pictures can range from everyday wear to The naughty gear of night to Dare i say NOTHING AT ALL. so you think your hot stuff think you got what it takes PROVE IT IN THE PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH CONTEST!!!! Starts today at 3 PM eastern time Ends 3 PM thursday of next week

Wanted To Share...
I really love this song, so I thought I would share the lyrics with you guys. I will post the video in my stash. You should check it out. The Temptation of Adam If this was the Cold War we could keep each other warm I said on the first occasion that I met Marie We were crawling through the hatch that was the missile silo door And I don't think that she really thought that much of me I never had to learn to love her like I learned to love the Bomb She just came along and started to ignore me As we waited for the Big One I started singing her my songs And I think she started feeling something for me We passed the time with crosswords that she thought to bring inside What five letters spell "apocalypse" she asked me I won her over saying "W.W.I.I.I." We smiled and we both knew that she'd misjudged me Oh Marie it was so easy to fall in love with you It felt almost like a home of sorts or something And you would keep the warhead missile silo good as new And I wa

The Right Brain Vs Left Brain Test
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and sci

Cool Websites
Hey... I found this thing on the bottom of ebay... and I was wondering if any of you got it... it freaking rocks! It's called StumbleUpon http://www.stumbleupon.com/productdemo.php If you don't got it you gotta get it... it only works with firefox... and it goes in your toolbar... I couldn't live without it! Click the Link to find out more about it!

New Lounge To Come See!!!
Come one come all to the newest lounge Gateway between Heaven and Hell cool music talk about anything...just no drama!...make new friends..maybe even more:P and listen to good music that the djs are playing no bouncers just me and some staff...no so called silly promoters...or greeters everyone greets you as they please!!! come enjoy a relaxed atmosphere where even the most unlike could possibly be liked....SEE YOU THERE

For The Benefit Of The Public
Okay, folks, this is all thanks to the goth cruise documentary and it brought to mind that somehow, people still think that goth= devil worship. I'm a goth inside, we are allowed to smile, basically goth tells people the wrong message, which is really stupid, since most people who assume devil worship are well old enough to know better than to jump to conclusions. Goth is, in essence, non-conformity, it's telling the popular people, the pretty people, and all the people that would snub their noses at someone who isn't a mindless drone, to go fuck themselves. There are so many kinds of "Goth" that I can't remember them all. People assume automatically that being goth means you are either a freak, or you're depressed, because of the colors you wear and how much you apparently don't care. Goths are very caring people who just want to see the world from their point of view, be it artistic, geeky, or anything that isn't considered "Cool". Despite the dark clothing, and the dark ma

Scalding Facts.
* Scalding liquids are the No. 1 cause of burn injuries among children in the United States. Yet, pediatric scald injuries are predictable and preventable. **Nationally, scald injury is responsivle for two-thirds of all visits to hospital emergency rooms and more then one-third of all admissions to burn centers. *** The greatest number of scalded burns occur in the home--bathroom and kitchen. **** Microwave ovens are one of the leading home products associated with scald burn injuries. ***** According to the National Safe Kid Campaign, about 5,000 children are scalded each year, most often in the bathtub. The averave bathtub scald burn covers 12% of the body's surface with a thurd degree burn. ****** When tap water is heated to 122 degrees, it takes 30 minutes for a child to get a third-degree burn. When tap water is heated to 149 degrees, a third-degree burn is instantaneous.

Kizz & Hugz
I wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent me gifts and drinks and birthday gifts, even though I haven't been able to get on here much, thank you so much it meant the world to me to get on here and know that you guys haven't forgotten about me!!! Lots of Love Always Your Princess

What Bank Ceo's Should Be Forced To Do
Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get gov't loans By TOM KRISHER and KIMBERLY S. JOHNSON, AP Auto Writers 1 HOUR AGO DETROIT - Ford Motor Co. will tell Congress that it plans to return to a pretax profit or break even in 2011 when its CEO appears before two legislative committees this week. Also, CEO Alan Mulally said he'll work for $1 per year if the automaker has to take any government loan money. The plan Ford is presenting to Congress this week also says it will cancel all management employees' 2009 bonuses and will not pay any merit increases for its North American salaried employees next year. Other cost-cutting actions include a plan to sell Ford's five corporate aircraft, the company said. Mulally said in an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday that Ford will emphasize its cost cutting efforts with the United Auto Workers union and will give much more detail to Congress than it did when lawmakers grilled the automakers' CEOs earlier this month. The

Fake Ass Men!!!!!!
WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK TO A WOMAN THAT YOU FIND INTERSTING DONT LIE TO HER... BE HONEST WITH HER....WHAT HAPPENS IF A DAY COMES AND YOU MEET ONE ANOTHER THEN YOU SEE EVERYTHING WAS ALL BASED ON LIES...WOMAN DO IT TOO BUT MORE SO MEN...IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME PLEASE HAVE A SALUTE PIC AND BE REAL.....THANK YOU

Dear Santa.....
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey o Dear Santa, This year I have been a very naughty girl and in return I would like you to get me a Happy Hour..... Make sure to show lots of love to my page also kisses ♥ xoxo Dreamer Click Below to open the present it's 4 u =) ">Dreamer ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ

Ahhhhhhhh
Ok..tell me guys...what do us your girlfriends or fiances or wifes have to do? You say you love us, that were beautiful and sexy...but we catch you lookin at other girls or porn and then you lie or say "i typed the website in wrong" yeah right.Why the F***you think we take so long to get ready and to make us sexy looking? WE DO IT FOR YOU!!!! OUR TITS ARE REAL! OUR BODYS ARE REAL!DEAL WITH IT! WERE FAT AND WE LIKE IT! YOU SHOULD TO YOU CHOSE US FOR A REASON....remember what that reason is please.

Love
do you know you are loved when someone hurts you or when they say they love you, when they show they care or when they walk out on you, when they tell you they love you or get you pregnant and say ill be with you the rest of your undieing life? answer when they say they love you, show they care, tell you they love you and get you pregnant and say they will be with you for the rest of your undieing life.

All About Me
I am 38 y/o and happily married to a wonderful woman who tolerates my crap! I have 4 kids who are very unique from one another and very special in their own way. I used to be a paramedic and I loved the job and at times it was very rewarding... other than certain ppl making it hell but every job has a few of those! In 2002 they found 5 blockages to my heart and i had bypass surgery but continued to work after. in 2003 we moved to kentucky to get a new start of things, so I quit being a paramedic. Somewhere along 2006-2007 I had a heart attack that was undetected for a while. I started feeling week and began having chest pain so i had a second heart surgery in september 2007. By this time i had been fighting for disability since 2005 and kept getting denied, but after this second surgery they determined that i shouldnt even lift 5 pounds anymore so the disability thing was starting to look up!!! In december 2007 we decided to move back to illinois and shortly after my disability was apr

Good Bye All
TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I AM GOING TO GO AWAY FROM HERE TO SOME PEOPLE THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM SMILE AND SAY GOOD TO SOME OTHERS IT MIGHT MAKE THEM SAY WHY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I CANT DEAL WITH ANY THING ANY MORE AND SO I AM GOING TO GO DONT WORRY ABOUT ME I AM NOT WORTH IT GOOD BYE AND MAY THE GODS LEAVE YOU PEACE AND JOYFUL THOUGHTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON GOOD BYE

Thanks!
Thanks everyone who wrote or added me. I love this site. I have only been on it 20mins. I promise I will fill in my profile soon. I must get back to the real world of life. WORK!!!! I think I need a few more drinks. Hugs & Kisses, AngeliqueNikol

Pain
Something for the pain inside me that will never die The pain inside me that will never die My heart bleeds look at you hiding all the things to endure me I need you here with me breathing wanting you to believe me Something for the pain inside me that will never die The pain inside me that will never die I see you in all of these faces blush with shame when I think of you and your pale skin I sell my soul for you Hush Hush never enough never enough The pain inside me that will never die Something for the pain inside me that will never die

Just For Fun
Name: Age: Phone Number: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Drink/smoke: WHAT D0 Y0U THINK 0F MY Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me: Give me your number: Kiss me: Let me kiss you: Watch a movie with me: Drive me somewhere private: Take a shower with me: Be my bf/gf: Take me home to meet your family: Let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one: Tell me the truth no matter what: Lie to make me feel better: Hold my hand: Keep in touch: Try and solve my problems: Love me: Ditch me: Use me: Fuck me then fuck me over: D0 Y0U... Think I'm cute: Want to fuck me: Want to kiss me: AM I... Smart: Hot: Funny: Cool: Interesting to talk to: HAVE Y0U EVER... Thought about me: Thought there might be an "US": Found yourself wanting to kiss me: Wished I were there: Wanted to ask me out: Masturbated: WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 IF... I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted

How I Feel About Her...aka Putting Myself Out There
First things first here…please bear in mind that this has taken a few days to write, so it seems to jump around a bit, feel free to ignore it. Also bear in mind that there are probably a few things that will be repetitive, I didn’t proof read what I wrote, just posting and going from the heart here. That being said, this is going to be a deep thing here, so anyone that doesn’t feel like having a view into the inner workings of my mind and such, stop reading now. Now…if you’re still here and reading…prepare for the ride. Why am I scared? Why am I worried? The fear of rejection by a woman that I find incredibly attractive, and that I’ve found someone that I can honestly see myself with that accepts me for me and likes the same things I do is something that is bearing down on me. People always say that opposites attract and that those with so much in common will have so much less to talk about and run out of things to say or do, but, if that is true why do those with less in common ha

Cyber Sex Adventures
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a

About Me
Hi, My name is Joe. I am originally from Totowa N.J. I now live in Florida. I love to fish. I am a Credit counselor. I help people with credit card debt. I can get you lower interest rates and lower payment's. Hit me up if you have any question's.

Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not

Feelings
i realized today that the pain i went through with my boys when they passed hasnt gone away. i mean i knew the pain would never go away but i guess i didnt think i could feel this way again. it felt like i was losing them all over again. i got a call today from the woman (from the funeral home) that helped me after i lost my boys. she works at the funeral home and i never thought i would be someone she would call for help. i went there today and found out there was another young couple that had just lost a baby. she wanted to know if it was ok if i met them since ive been through it. i met the couple and i knew how much pain they were going through. its the worst pain a person and definitely a mother can go through. i hugged them and told them i was so sorry. i just wish i could make it easier for them. having to go through this is something i wish noone would have to go through. but im glad i went there today because if there is anyway i can help someone i would love to and do anythin

Grrrr
Ok, so I'm not a rich woman. I have 2 kids that I am raising pretty much on my own. The job I have doesn't pay shit, but I keep it because 1)Its damn near impossible to find a job here, much less a GOOD paying job, and 2)I'm a student and this job allows me to go to school and gives me time to do my homework. Another reason is there's barely any stress here, and I do NOT handle stress well. I know I know, who does right? But see, I go crazy, like literally crazy and want to hurt myself or other people or both. And I hate that feeling. I tried to get help with it, considering i've been diagnosed with several mental conditions since I was 12 yrs old, and been on medication on and off since i was 13, but apparently wanting to die and plotting homocide is normal. Who knew right? But anyways, so my husband (yes i said husband) had a kid with another woman about a yr ago. We've been seperated for 3 yrs now, but it still crushed me. I haven't been in a relationship since we split up. I left h

Breed Specific Legislation
Breed Specific Legislation.... Current mood: pissed off For those of you who know me you know I have a temper.....I've been thinking about this Breed Specific legislation crap and it's been PISSING ME OFF!!! What the Fuck is the matter with the world today??? First off we discriminate against each other whether is be Race,Religion, What stereotype you belong in...Whatever....Why the fuck would people try to discriminate against DOGS aka "Mans Best Friend". For those of you that do not know what Breed Specific legislation is, Let me tell you a little about it....First off it's an easy way for government officials to sit on they're asses and say that they are doing something for the people....And they do this by Banning Certain breeds of dogs...Pit-Bulls,Rottweiler's,Doberman Pinchers and just about any other kind of dog that is a "Guard dog type"

Poems
TORN Torn between life and death Not knowing which way to go Should I do it fast or should I take it slow So many reasons to end it all To the black abyss Eternally I fall Heaven or hell Up or down My head is spinning no sight no sound Just visions Of things in my life's past My minds racing way to fast Seeing all the good and not the bad Don't make me quite as sad My angers gone away Tomorrow will be another day Can't believe what I just said I really wanna live But I'm already dead.

Invincible Levelers
=== 'BROKEN_SPIRIT2003 ~PROUD MEMBER OF Rating Revolution &Invincible Levelers~' wrote the following at '2008-12-02 14:30:49'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you wanting to join a family that is based on fun and excitement?? Then you've found the right one.. > > Are you interested in helping others on Fubar level up?? > > Our goal is to have a family that what YOU put into it you will get out of it. The more you help the more you will be rewarded by easier level ups, being chosen for MVM (Most Valuable Member) and achieving your goals in Give Aways. > > We are all here to have fun and assist the FuBar community and other leveling Families if asked. > > If Interested in joining the family, please PM the owner to let him know after you have F/R/A all on the current member list. Be sure to check the member listing blog for the correct listing (in case the bulletin is not current.) > > BASIC RULES: > 1. HAVE FUN

Any Corporate Sponsors? Kids Leave On Friday;
East Lynn Pop Warner has started in its Fundraising efforts For Nationals.... you can Help.... Dear Friends, The President of East Lynn Pop Warner and its board members are proud to announce that for the first time in the history of East Lynn Football, two teams The B Squad, coached by Duke Wilson, and the C squad coached by Robert Maitland will be playing in the New England Regional Football Championship this Friday, November 28th, at Foley Field in Worcester. The B Squad will play the New Haven Steelers, and the C Squad will face the Worcester Vikings. A win on Friday will earn the teams the right to compete in the National Pop Warner Football Superbowl held December 7th through the 14th in Walt Disney World Florida. East Lynn Pop Warner would like to invite their fans to Worcester on Friday to witness this historical event and to support these two talented and hard working teams. The league is going to provide free busing to the games. The fan buses will leave Lynn English at

Deletion.....in My Fam !
To the ppl in my fam.... I dont keep ppl in my fam unless I know them i real life.... Unless I talk to you on a daily basis... Or you just show me mad love all the time ! If you were in my fam and got deleted....sorry ! If you would however like to see my Fam only pix lemme know and I will add you... I am not tryn to make a big deal...just clearing stuff up ! ONE LOVE

Carrots
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.' 'C

The Bailout
Back in 1990, the US Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?

I Miss You
In my heart, you will always be, On my mind, you'll never leave. In my arms, I wish you were, In my hands, I once held you there. For the best, is what they said, For the best, it plays in my head. For the best, they were right, For the best, plays in my head each night. I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I should've been, I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I could've been. I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you, I'm sorry, but what else was I to do. There will come the day, When you will see for yourself, I did this for you, Not for myself. Happy 13th Birthday Nov. 29, 2008

Family List
from now on anyone in my family i will keep there as long as i am in the other persons family i value my friends and i value the extra special who i put there but if im not valued as such i will no longer have anyone there that doesnt value me!

Bear
OK My first blog and what is it about. Eating Bear. Hubby fixed a roast of it and I have to admit it was good. Hey not afraid to try things at least once. Since I've eaten Elk, Rabbit, Rattler, Gator, Shark, Quail...heck now I can add Bear. Actually BBQ Bear. LOL.

Link To My New Site
Here is a link to a site I am featured on called Manson Family Freak Show. most of the photos are nude. Please everyone enjoy. Thanks. Misty Tell everyone HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=933550-0000&PA=1852743&BAN=0">

This Past Year
It has been an eventful year with so many ups and downs I still can't believe it. Some good and some bad but that's why it's life. I got let go at my job of 10 years but working a job that pays a lot better now. Moved out of ex's house and got my own apartment. Signed my divorce papers, bought a brand new car, got my heart broke and lived my life that's for sure. Learned the hard way what I don't want or deserve in men. Not to trust so easily and let my self open to be hurt again so easily. All and all I would not be where I am today if I would not have taken the paths that led me here. Got to LOVE LIFE!

The Minds Eye Of The Asian Teddy Bear
Whats happening in my mind when im all on one and going a million miles a min ? well first of all i would love to be able to have some intresting explicit converstation about your true darkside cause im still a rookie at this stuff and i need to get the insight so i can observe my old inner most kinky thought process why dont you take up my challenge and see where it can take you if not then just humor me you know cause i love to flirt and more but how can i if everyone is so like uptight and can just be naughty once in a while CHALLENGE ME ! i am the student your the teacher give me a lesson about what it takes ....

Cheating Hurts
Cheating Hurts READ the ENTIRE thing ! ! ! Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her ho

Looking For A Owner......
=== 'snoopy70's soul belongs to HornyDevil1968' wrote the following at '2008-11-30 22:59:06'.. > > > > > > > > > It's time all you fine Fu's! > I'm hosting my 1st Fu-Auction as a Godfather! > Come get yourself a new Fu > In the Winter Wonderland Auction!!! > > > > > Bids start at 100k > > There is a most rates bonus!!! > So make sure you bring all your friends!!! > > Sweetpeabayba > > Come get you a new FU!!!! > > > > > > > > www.superpimper.com > > > > > >

I'm A Dsr Girl!!!!
it's a long slide and i'm the last one, but hey i'm not complaining at least i made the cut! hahah http://www.myspace.com/downtownspringfieldreview ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Downtown Springfield Review Date: Dec 2, 2008 7:12 PM SEND US A PIC HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS " I'M A DSR GIRL!!" WE WILL PUT YOU ON OUR PAGE AND ON OUR PROMO ADS!

Too All Women!!
LETTER TO A WOMAN If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep, not just to read from time to time, but to also keep stored in your heart! When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you.... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate

Take Me To Your Heart
Hiding from the rain and snow Trying to forget but I won't let go Looking at a crowded street Listening to my own heart beat So many people all around the world Tell me where do I find someone like you gir Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that wonders can be true They say nothing lasts forever We're only here today Love is now or never Bring me far away Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand and hold me Show me what love is Be my guiding star It's easy Take me to your heart ... Standing on a mountain high Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky I should go and see some friends But they don't really comprehend Don't need too much talking Without saying anything All I need is someone Who makes me want to sing Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that

Why Do Things Happen
Things happen for a reason, like my baby niece. Never knew she was coming... never knew she was born the other day. Now i know about her... held her for a couple minutes, to find she was taken by social services. Things happen for a reason. Now i know in time things will have to get better, because in every book the endings do. So life in general has to one day... just don't know when, or how soon. Life makes people wonder, wonder what if's and why. Life is life and to live is life, so we all might understand one day.

Streecharmview
first i did this a a blog cause it is the thing i clicked on for stuff. ok as i browse all the fans i see some great pics. i want to hold some type of contest for the hottie (chick) that has the best "bird's-eye view" or screeched out arm pose taking a pic of themselves. i'm ass-tired from saving the country's 3day orders and stopping labs from burning to the ground... i'll add more on that later... like when i get paid to. so um yea sleep

A Poem
Don't even bother,Your like all the others Don't even worry, You seem to not care Don't even ask it can't be healed, You might not even look Don't even try I know you don't wanna, You just shut me out Don't even show emotions, It came from my heart Don't think,Just take it I speak with my heart but I think this is something that is no longer loved in the world I just wanna learn like the kid's that fall in love with happness I am not like everyone so I don't fit in, So I just get pushed away Because I am not one raced, So sorrow is all I get Please pull the knife from my heart ... My heart is not healing. Within time this place will be forgotten Blown away with the wind I use to call love Please don't ask me..Cause I need longer care Faith is something I can no longer hold on to Life is nothing if I don't have you Hope is no longer something I believe Sadness is all I see ahead of my life All I wanted was for you to love me But now I know you only hate me M

Who?
"The environment will come first, even at the sacrifice of industry. We are America. We are the Human race. We will survive the growing pains." "Women will have the right to chose what they do with their bodies just as men do. Especially to save a life." "Our citizens will spend their lives with and even marry whomever they choose. Religious freedom is more than simply the enforcement of the majority and the conditional tolerance of the rest." "The responsibility of each citizen to use firearms responsibly will remain in their hands. We will never forget the lessons learned in the past and today by forcibly disarmed populations." "Our military will remain the most advanced, well supplied fighting force on the planet. Never to fall behind and risk a lapse in the safety and security of our citizens." "Our Service men and women will be concentrated on the shores and in the heart land of our own nation. Our allies will always be a concern and supported, but the ris

Auction
HEY FU-LAND MY GIRL CUTIE WIT ATTITUDE IS IN AN AUCTION COME OWN HER LET HER FULFILL UR WISHES IF YA AINT GOT THE MONEY TO OWN HER THEN AT LEAST RATE HER PIC.. PLEASE SHOW MY GIRL SUM LUV CLICK ON THE PIC IT GONNA TAKE U THERE!!!

Profile V1.2
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONLY COWARDS BLOCK? HOW DOES IT TASTE HAVING MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH BITCHES? YOU MAD HUNGH? YOU PISSED OFF HUNGH? YOU CANT TAKE IT HUNGH? TO ALL MY HATERZ KEEP SUPPORTING ME MAN AS LONG AS YALL ARE BEHIND ILL KEEP WRITING SHIT TO MAKE YOU DANCE I HIT IT OFF LIKE A BAD SHAKER SHAKER WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. DONT START NO SHIT IT WONT BE NO SHIT! ITS NICE TO HEAR YA HOLLA AT ME I LIKE THAT TAKE THE BLOCK OFF YA PAGE WHERE YOUR NUTS AT? OH AND SOME FAT HEFFER GOT MY PAGE SMELLIN LIKE FISH AND CHEETOS! I do not talk shit to anyone unless you drew the first blood! so if you wanna bang this shit out in digits then by all means keep me entertained! or you can do this like a punk and punk it out lol listen here you fat man you vicious ass peace of jelly im gonna drive you off the str

The Good Wife
This is something I got from my friend Allys blog andn something I totally think is really cool.... There are some who might argue that the ways of a "good wife" in the 1940's and 50's are examples of D/s. While the behaviors and attitudes may resemble male Dominant D/s relationships, these were the times. It was not a consensual power exchange, but social mores which dictated this behavior. Still, much can be learned from old etiquette and Home Economics books in the way of teaching basic protocol and etiquette which is the basis of the D/s lifestyle. There are reports of slave training in the late 60's and early 70's which used these types of manuals as part of the process. The following is from an actual 1950's home economics text book intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. How To Be a Good Wife 1. HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know t

For The One..the Only..i'll Pay Fo It
I never once thought that you and i would be where we are now. The fact that we are, has really opened my eyes and has shown me a new light and a better view of things. And as i have already once said, i am sooooooo grateful to have you in my life. You do and always will mean more to me than you could ever possibly know. I await to see what the future holds for us and also the day you get to come home. I love you 'T' and thank you for being the wonderful man that you truely are!!

Are You Serious?
last night i posted a mumm which was clearly a mumm stating my opinion last earlier this morning someone decided to mark it nsfw and it was deleted. Apperently its ashame to have your own opinion and have it deleted when it was not offensive to any person or anything here. That is plain unfair censorship and im very upset if i felt the need it was offensive i would of marked it but it clearly was not. In my opinion this site which is for ADULTS is getting out of hand with how treating its members to please a few simple minded users who want to play games.

Cheap Sunglasses
When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head The first thing you do when you get up out of bed Is hit that street a-runnin' and try to meet the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I spot a little thing and I followed her all night In a funky pair of levis and her sweater's kind of tight She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Now go out and get yourself some big black frames With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

My This And That Blog
What a real man would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four

Ddr Birthday Party!
Dirty Deeds Radio ~ 1 Year Birthday Yes, you heard right... DDR is One Year Old!!! Instead of receiving presents, We are giving away presents!!! Thursday, December 4th All Day & All Night Come party with us and receive one of the many door prizes we will be giving away all day long.

My Tribute....to My Dad
Sunday will be my 47th birthday... I was born December 7, 1961. It wasnt just MY day though, because I was born on my father's 26th birthday. What a present huh??? Poor guy!!! Always got the same thing for his birthday every year after that... - ME! LOL! From the moment I opened my eyes...and saw my Dad...he was my Hero!!! Throughout my whole life, he served as the greatest example of a man that God could have ever given me. Most people are taught love, compassion, selflessness, empathy, and all the "emotional" attributes normally instilled by their nurturing mothers... Not me. Mine was instilled in me by my Dad. We shared our birthday together every single year for 44 years. I loved sharing mine with him...and he loved sharing his with me. It was most special. It was a "routine" on our birthday for one or the other to race to the phone to be the first one to call the other to sing "Happy Birthday". As soon as one would hear the o

Outkast
Big Boi And Dre Present... So Fresh, So Clean Chorus: Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dresses so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) (Big Boi) Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo's And El Dorado's I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo So follow it's your time at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a ho in a leopard-print Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU We do hey you And might do some cake too But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make Cause Chorus (Andre 3000) Canary yellow seven house of business on display My

Thinking And Stuff
well im just starting to get into college i have financial aid but i still have to pay. CCRI $129 and i need books so that $184 so i need $313 by January, and my work sucks ass. Burger King isn't giving me much hours so im gonna have to find another job or something, caues i really wanted to back to school. Im glad i got my Licence but it sucks i have no car. As much as i hate being single sumtimes i think im better off. dont wanna get hurt anymore i know it not a good way to feel caues closeing my self up but really no one but to me i dont think im really doing that and yeah i guess im picky about who i wanna date im just sick of the guys that only want one thing even know right now that sounds good but in not like that its either a relationship or nothing at all. but i want sumone thats gonna love me for me and really want to be with me and all that stuff. someone new someone that into the same things im in. oks well i blahed enough lol

Deleting Profile
TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I AM DELETING MY PROFILE TOMORROW THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME OK.....TO EVERYONE ELSE HAVE A FUN TIME HERE ON FUBAR......GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS

Feelings
I don't think I should ever feel sorry for being myself, a passionate and intense person, although there are a whole lot of pros and cons surrounding it or me. More importantly, I shouldn't even have to apologize for expressing myself or being totally upfront about what I think and how I feel. I prefer things to be point-blank, no guessing games. I don't like wasting my time trying hard to figure out a person or something when all I need is just a bit of honesty from the other person. Things are simpler that way and no playing merry-go-round. There are parts of my life that I said on front page that I did not wish to disclose here that this was place for me to have fun.Lets answer some questions now.Yes I appear in videos,yes I have a website that is a pay site to view.I will not go any further on that.This page is for me now leave that at the door.If I feel good about telling you I will.I will not be pressured.I told upfront I did these things and now people would like to know where.

No Escapin' This
[Greg Nice] Oh, oh, oh! 2 G's mother, uh! The Beatnuts y'all, uh! Uh, oh! Juju, Psycho Les, uh, oh! Turn it out oh, oh my god oh! Oh, oh, it's the hardcore b-boy shit! Hard to the core motherfucker, no keyboard shit! [Psycho Les] Ayo the Nuts landed, so back it up Pass the mic to big Psych, the manufacterer The architect, bringing you the art of wreck You used to hate my click, now you want a part of it We coming with more hits that funk like Parliament Comparing me to another's going to lead to an argument The heat we fry you with, straight from the armory Guerilla army, we kill tracks and harmonies My Nut orchestra blowing fuses Your amp can't hold this music, it's booming I'm in my truck cruising, 97 tuned in The latest news is the Nuts new album is ruling Y'all vs. the Nuts, you have a big chance of losing (There's no escaping this) Or confronting the union So stop fooling yourself, and feel these Nuts Cause (No one's ready to deal with us) What? (No esc

Inside The Mind Of Mindcrime Miller
Hello everyone =) My name is Sasha, i'm 19, and i'm from Mechanicsburg, PA. I currently live w/ one of my older brothers, and my mother. Plus our 4 cats (oldest to youngest) Mitzi, Mimi, Punky, and the newest of the bunch, my little kitten Smokers. I love to have a good time indoors and out. I love sports (football, hockey, baseball, rugby, anything that is a "contact" sport) I've been playing MGSA softball for 14years now as a 3rd base-girl. I love animals (especially the Wolf) and I enjoy every minute i have with my pets (or "family" as i call them) I am currently working towards becoming a carpenter (or if someone wants to hire me as their secretary that works as well!) I have 5 tattoos (left thigh, back, wrists and chest), and nine piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue, nips) If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Future
Thoughts from a person who admits he messed up, and will never be the same. Recently I have done something that I thought I would never ever do. I have lied about how I got to where I am at, and I have done the worst by cheating on the love of my life. I realize the I have quite possibly, if not totally lost her for good. I have decided to continue to try to get on my feet, get me a place so that I can get out of the shelter where I am currently, continue with my counselors for my depression, bipolar, anxiety and seizures. I may have had some doors close on me, but when one door closes another one opens. I am not going to give up on life because I am worth it. Life is worth living. Yes we all get hurt, and even scarred so bad that it can be really hard and almost impossible to heal, but that's what time is there for. To heal all wounds, forgive but never forget. What do you do if the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it? We are all not perfect and I am no saint or

My Poetry
I sit in this prison i have made. I sit here and wonder why i have done the things i have to trap myself here. were my worst fears haunt me and come to life. then i see you, you make my fears hide, you make the prison i have built dissaper into the night. you hold me close and i feel safe in your arms i dont want you to ever let go. but as day turns back to night you fade away and i realize it was only a dream that you want stay so as i sit here still in this prison i have made i morn the lost of my one true love and cry hopeing one day that you shall come back to me and release me from this prison.

Kimmie Auction
Hey Everyone, I am in my very first auction!!! Come check it out!! I have a lot to offer!! You won't be sorry if you buy me for a month!!! **Click the link below to take you to the auction** This is a NO Fubuck auction. Bids of Tickers, Blasts, VIP's, Bling Packs, and HH's only. While your there, stop by and fan, rate and add the Host & Hostess of the auction Jake & Jamie. This bully brought to you by me!! "Kimmie" ~~~Twilight Leveler~~~READ ABOUT ME !!!!COME BID ON ME!! (repost of original by '❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤R/L Fiance'of Jakξ The §Ñakξ~Proudly Owned by Anna' on '2008-12-03 12:53:50') (repost of original by '"Kimmie" ~WANNA OWN ME FOR 30DAYS..PLACE UR BIDS!!(JamieLynnsPage)' on '2008-12-03 13:02:25')

My First Auction...help Me
Hey Everyone, I am in my very first auction!!! Come check it out!! I have a lot to offer!! You won't be sorry if you buy me for a month!!! **Click the link below to take you to the auction** This is a NO Fubuck auction. Bids of Tickers, Blasts, VIP's, Bling Packs, and HH's only. While your there, stop by and fan, rate and add the Host & Hostess of the auction Jake & Jamie. This bully brought to you by me!! "Kimmie" ~~~Twilight Leveler~~~READ ABOUT ME !!!!COME BID ON ME!! (repost of original by '❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤R/L Fiance'of Jakξ The §Ñakξ~Proudly Owned by Anna' on '2008-12-03 12:53:50')

Christmas Auction
Rockin around the Christmas Tree We're having another auction!! Auction is OPEN and will close on December 9th at NOON Futime. And once again it is a *NO FUBUCK AUCTION* So to make this crystal clear.... DO NOT MAKE FUBUCK BIDS!!! Make only bids of.... **Tickers** **Bling Packs** **Blasts** **VIP's** **Happy Hours** *mari*~(¯`·¸•´¯)~madrina mª®íPÕ§ã~

New Info
hey there fu friends i just wanted to update you all on my baby he is weighing in on 3 and half pounds according to the ultrasound his right kidney is very enlarged and that could be 3 reasons one is reflex 2 is that he could have an issue with the tube that goes from the kidney to his bladder it could be that when the one kidney is emptying its not going to the bladder its going to the bad kidney or there could be a blockage but either way i have to go back on new yrs eve for another ultrasound and if it has gotten bigger then they will deliver him then and do surgery if it has gone down then they will let me deliver on my due date which is feb 3 by c section and then they will do 3 different tests on him to find out what exactally they need to do so right now im under alot of stress dealing with this and the passing of my mom you all have been great with me bear with me im still trying really hard to keep up with sarges stuff and fu angels stuff if ihavent been to your page in awhile

Bridges Can B Built...
this is a repost from lady victorias blog..thank you for sharing thsi my dearest sister. my heart is always yours to have. Fires rage in my heart the heat heals the pain bridges can be built as a human being I listen to your suffering you offer me your story the pain of the war I learn bridges can be built you are my enemy I was told be a good girl speak only our words and then I met you bridges can be built truth is more important I will speak out for the healing of the world take courage take spirit the game of the tribe is not for me bridges can be built the clothes of prejudice now stripped away as I open to you leaving my bare soul that can love you all bridges can be built with the eyes of knowing I move from us and them our differences disappear the unity of humanity remains bridges can be built your sons could be mine and I could be your brother planting the bomb that killed the little boy bridges can be built and now I sta

Christmas Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I C

Something A Bit Personal
Anywho...over a year ago now she made her 1st son stay at his dad's in another state because of her boyfriend at the time...we'll just call him Spineless..anyway Spineless didn't get along with the son. But son was wanting to come home because dad was now in jail for doing something to a lil girl at son's school. Well about a couple months after that phone call she was getting another telling her that son was in a dirt bike wreck with car. And he was at hospital farther up north of where he was living.. took mom awhile to get there. Son was 15 and now dead. Mom was either in shock or just didn't know how to show emotions towards this son. She never really acted like she liked him much anyway. Before funeral mom collected the insurance money and supposedly paid for the funeral. Still no real emotions...what was she thinking? Well mom had another funeral of her father a year 2 months after son's...at funeral son had nothing showing where he was laid to rest. Really suxed!!! Okay but no

Older Women
Subject: Older women :o) Body: Turning 30 by Andy Rooney This is for all you girls 30 years and over....and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's! This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an

Flutterbies
Here it goes again. Ever been little? We all have been young one time or another. I know I have been. You know how you think that your in love with someone so much that you get butterflies in your stomache? I have!been there, done that. Well I think it is so cute of a word. Its butterflies but changing the f and b around..AKA. FLUTTERBIES...I am with this great guy and he took me to wal-mart here in my area and He bought me an engagement ring and went to get down in the middle of wal-mart and purpose to me right in front of everyone and guess what i did...Ran straight towards the purses because crazy me got alittle embarrassed and ran away from everyone but anyways he still purposed to me and I said yes. Wether it was infront of people "OR NOT"!!

Hate Bullshyt Bitches On Here
WHY U PHONEY BITCHES ON ACT LIKE UR PIXS ARE HOT WHEN SUM OF THE PIXS IN UR PROFILES NOT YOU.YOUR MAKIN THESE REAL WPMAN ON HERE LOOK BADD CUS OF U STUPID ASS PHONEY BITCHES YOUR NEED 2GET A PIX OF UR ULGY SELF AN POST IT TY:).AN THESE FEMALES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!

American Dream
What Is the American dream? Well, it would all depend on who you are asking. Some may say that owning a house, having money, the rich husband or trophy wife, and a fast car is a dream all Americans share. Others might simply say that giving their children a better life than they had is the ultimate American dream. Would not the true American dream be what America’s founders came here for? What the pilgrims fought seven grueling years to protect? The American media contributes to the out stigma a lot more than we realize. Religious freedom was the original plan, or “dream” for America, times really have changed, maybe a little more than those pilgrims planned for… Henry VII separated from the British Catholic church in 1534, because the Pope would not annul his marriage. Henry issued the act of supremacy, “which declared the English Monarch to be head of the Church of England.” The church gained complete and total control, and the option to choose your religion was non-existent. People

Of All My Nights
many years ago my life was different and was as others ..then a tragedy struck and my 8th life had come to an end and with but 1 life left i sit here tonight......i once touched the soul of an angel and the angel touched mine.....a life was formed.........end of storie....when i joined this site i saw a lot of rock and roll but country is where my heart lies ...i picked out a few cm lounges .....one with to many rules and 1 with to many rules and least one more with too many rules .......on that day i saw something i knew nothing of but a common ground was benieth ..........anouther night i saw an angel glistening in the clouds........in the dark she touched my soul leaveing a calm feeling with me .......i long for the day to touch another angels soul........your reach is beyond the stars

Is It Ok To Hit A Woman
WTF is wrong with u people???? if ur a real man ud never ever hit a woman no matter what i dont give a fukk what she does its NEVER EVER EVER EVER acceptable n any man who thinks otherwise is a worthless ignorant piece of crap who deserves 2 die alone after havin their balls cut off and handed to them. men like that make me FUKKIN SICK!!!!!!

Going Without Sexual Pleasure
I was ask to write something sexy while I sit here on the cam so here it is guys enjoy. I haven't had sex or even attempted to ease my sexual hunger with masturbation in three long weeks. As you can guess I am about to go out and hump a damn tree if I don't soon get a hard cock plowing either into my ass, pussy or mouth. My poor pussy is about to start purring, it is soaking wet and tingling, my fat clit is erect and pressing against my panties. As I type this blog entry I am sucking my tongue, feeling warm and tingly as my body prepares itself for a LOVER. But needless to say, all I want right now is to suck your cock, lick and play with your balls. No matter what is planned, and after we've been apart for long periods of time I desperately need to feel your cock in my pussy, marking me as your own. After being fucked senseless then we can go on to other sexual pleasures. I am anticipating us ravaging each others bodies in a sexual frenzy, filled with need to reacqua

Family
Ok so I'm going through the tabs at the top and I see the "proposals" tab so I click on it and I see the "pay for fumarriage" so I click on it and I see this.... I mean WTF?! FuMarriage has been around since I've been here and to pay $100 USD JUST to have your other halfs name on your profile is ludacris but the I mean why real money when you could use FuBux I mean what happens if you end up hating the person your FuMarried to then what you have to pay another $100 USD for a FuDivorce?!?!?! I mean to spend $100 USD just to have someones face on their page I mean come on.... If you agree then repost if not the don't

True Love
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upse

Rules For Non Military
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

License To Roam For Italian Women..
License to Roam for Italian Women... Licence to roam for Italian women March 17, 2008 mmm...This from the BBC: Italy's highest appeal court has ruled that married Italian women who commit adultery are entitled to lie about it to protect their honour. The court gave its landmark ruling after hearing the case of a 48-year-old woman, convicted of giving false testimony to police by denying she had lent her mobile phone to her lover. The appeal court did not agree that she had broken the law. It said bending the truth (for women) was justified to conceal extra-marital relationships. The woman who brought the appeal was from Porto Ercole on the Tuscany coast, and named only as Carla. She had lent her telephone to her secret lover, Giovanni, who then used it to call Carla's estranged husband, Vincenzo, and insult him. Giovanni, the lover, was convicted of abusive behaviour in a local court, and Carla convicted as an accessory. But the Court of Cassation fo

Twiztid - I'm Alright If your reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright [x2] [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/bTc ] I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Neve

Perfect 10???
Perfect 10 men have been led to believe that there is such a thing.When i realty she is just a unicorn; a myth; more like a practical joke gone horribley wrong.The truth is there are High maintance 7....Or Well dressed 5 at best...Sorry to break the bad news .

To All My Friends
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL MUCH LATELY [ HAVEN'T EEN WELL. I WAS TRNSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL ON SEPTEMER 17, 2008 AND I STOPPED BREATHING ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL, LUCKILY THEY GOT ME BREATHING AGAIN BEFORE WE GOT TO THE HOSPITAL. I HAVE REALLY SEVERE ASTHMA AND I AM STILL IN THE HOSPITAL TO THIS DAY I GOT TRANSFERRED TO LAHEY IN BURLINGTON, MA WHERE MY PULMONARY SPECIALIST IS. THEY HAVE SOME OF THE TOP SPECIALISTS HERE. I KNOW I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MANT OF YOU AND MY INBOX IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH MAIL THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET TO AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM SORRY. I REALLY APPECIATE ALL HE GET WELL GIFT, PRAYER & KIND WORDS, BUT I HAVE ALL THE ENERGY I CAN DO JUST TO GET OUT OF BED AND WALK A FEW FEET. I WILL PROBABLY BE IN HERE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 2-3 MORE WEEKS LONGER, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE HOME FORE CHRISTMAS. BUT PLEASE I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND PLEASE BEAR WITH ME UNTIL I GET WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I AM IGNORING YOU.

New Drink Ideas
Necular Antifreeze (AKA Canadian Thaw) 1/4 oz Tripel Sec 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 1 oz Vodka 6 oz Orange Juice or orange bar mix combine all and shake well serve over ice in highball glass Winter Frostbite 3/4 oz Tequila 1/4 oz Creme De Cacao 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 2 oz Half and Half combine all and shake well serve over ice in old fashioned glass Hope who ever reads this blog enjoys the recipies. Please be responsible and don't drink and drive.

I Got Flowers Today
I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn’t mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe that it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed unreal, a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares; And I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over—but I know he is sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn’t Valentines Day or any other special day; Last night he bea

Girls & Tits?!?!
Why is it that 95% of the girls on here have pics of thier Tits?!?! Is that like the thing to do or what?!?! Is that the ONLY way to get attention?!?! If so....NO THANK YOU!!! I aint givin mine away that easily... ;)!!!

Crap But Makes Me Feel Better
here we go again you've come to stare in to theses eyes and i have found a place were i can hide. this life is broken the heart has not spoken for the day were i die was the day that i cried all the tears never ment anything any more all the promises that were once spoken have gone away to never be here again you took me for granted you took me to shame now i cant even believe in anything not even my name the time hard and life is mistaken but in my dream i fall and find that i was the one mistaken i let you in i let myself bleed i let everything happen with out even a thaught the dreams show me that all could have been fixed that all could have grow but then again i have been mistaken before and thaught my search was over now i say never more never more for hurting never more for crying never more for loving i await my last breathe but until that day there will for never more be another promise of always and forever unit my good bye you were in my heart even if i dont live there i wil

Want To Adopt Me?!
WANNA OWN UR OWN PU$$YCAT?? NOW HERE UR CHANCE! GREEN EYES IS UP 4 AUCTION!! Green Eyes!! AkA tigger of the Pu$$Ycat Playmates and pimps!@ fubar CLINK THE LINK BELOW TO COME & MAKE A BID COME MAKE UR BID DON'T MISS OUT! (repost of original by 'ø¤ŦøχïÇ ÇĥĔŕŘ¥™♥SneakerHead's wifey♥' on '2008-12-03 21:29:02')

Christmas Birthday
Christmas Birthday Blessing or a Bummer? My position on that has changed throughout the years. When I was a kid I thought it was ok, but felt like I didn't have that "special" day all the other kids had. You know that day that was just about YOU! Look lots of things are a bummer about being born on Christmas. 1. The combo Birthday/Christmas present! (big no no!!!) 2. The birthday present wrapped in Christmas paper! 3. The Christmas card given with Happy Birthday tacked on! (NO!) 4. Can't pick what you want for your Birthday Dinner (cause the family is coming over and they don't want eggs, bacon and pancakes for dinner!) 5. You share your birthday with JESUS! come on the big guy who can compete with that! 6. Your friends are too busy, can't go to the bar and celebrate! BARS ARE CLOSED! 7. Your sweet 16 birthday party was 2 weeks before your actual birthday! 8. Can't get your Drivers License on your Birthday! 9. Can't take advantage of free birthday meals 10. Pu

My Life Is Rapidly Becoming The Punchline For A Seriouly Disturbed Joke
Barren of events. Rich in pretensions. My earthly life. Obscurity. My real name. I am all alone, between failure and frustration. I am the red thread between nothingness and eternity. As each day passes, it seems to get more and more depressing out here. I cant stand it. I am slowly watching myself slip deeper and deeper into a situation I might never come fully out of, and I see what it's doing to the ones I love as well. Yakima has drained my creativity, my money and is slowly devouring my soul. I feel completely lifeless here. I need out... and I want out. I have never hated a place as much as I hate it here, and I should have known, I did know... I thought this was going to be temporary, I never thought I would be here this long. I could win the fucking lottery and still be in debt... I just don't know what to do anymore. And I am sick of trying and it never going anywhere. How can a company seem to think that giving someone 12 hours one week and 16 the next

The Ruba'iyat Of The Wyrm
Lines Reflecting Thoughts (The Ruba’iyat of the Wyrm) I On what modest page I write, In what fields I’ve sown my dreams, But when complete, the harvest reaped, They’re just thoughts upon a theme. II We can open our minds to colors, We can breathe a patient sigh, We can bend our thoughts to matter; Towers of Babel reaching high. III You can dive in the deepest waters, You don’t have to fold the sky. Nothing is real unless you dream it, Castles of clouds floating by. IV A common place, that state of grace, Toward whose shore this ship we sail. Through tides turbulent or becalmed, The human race will prevail. V Will you complete what is at your feet Or will you just curl up and die? Are you content or does fire burn yet Beneath that dead stare in your eye? VI Feverous fictions and deep suspicions, We have an inclination to that end. We think our souls are ever so clear, Yet Jealousy our mind suspends. VII Can’t

Hp Lovecraft
People Die. I think it is funy how humans partake in many activities that kill. To be pushed to the edge we push ourselves, such a silly activity. To hurt and push, strain for somthing we don't have. Whether it be strength or fatigue the human body pushes it's self to limits every day. The army and Navy and any military branch is a sancutary to people of this craze. I beleive that these are amazing things, to protect and to serve for another. Death is a natural course in human life. But what is a "good", "Just" death. Do people die in war for thier beliefs or others. Be it somthing more of a brother hood, they die for thier family's and friends, thier brothers and sisters, and thier country. Some of you might know my brother has been attending a very prestigues life of a Navy officer, a life i love for him, and respect him for choosinng. However I my self wish to enlist into a military branch. However, the choosing is never going to be easy. I wish to help people, people

Oblivious To The Obvious
I have a very attractive single female neighbor that has lived across the street for a couple of years. I have always looked our for her because she is alone and single. My wife says that she wants to sleep with me. I dont see it, She says she watches me when I work outside, She always comes over to say hi when she sees me outside. Even when i am outside late at night smoking she comes home sees me and comes over..I dont pay attention because I have been with my wife for 12 years, Is she over reacting or am I missing someting.

Marry Xmas
Season's Greetings Money's short, Times are hard. Here's your fucking Christmas card. T'was the night before Christmas And all through the house, Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse. Mum at the whorehouse And Dad smoking Grass, I'd just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my peice To see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I know in a moment It must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment The fucker had fell. He filled all our stockings With pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick For my brother, The Queer. He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight, Piss on you all And have a hell of a night.

Beautifully Flawed
Being a single mother is definitely not all it's cracked up to be. I know, I know, I should be grateful that my boyfriend is around, but he's not around enough. He has this weird idea in his head that if he comes over once a week for two hours, Piper will know who her Daddy is. Also, once a week, I stay overnight at his house, but we sleep in seperate rooms and Piper's care is left in my hands. While he is technically Piper's father, I can't help but feel cheated that he gets to be around for the good stuff...the smiles, the giggles, and the occasional kitten-like cry. Me? I'm stuck with the 2 am feedings, the spit-up, the howling and wailing, the explosive poop and projectile barf. To make matters worse, Piper is on a nursing strike and will only take breast milk from the bottle. I guess going out and giving her a bottle with my babysitter wasn't the best idea, but if I don't get out of my house and away from her at least once a month, I feel like I'm going insane. Even so, I would

Priceless
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I' m late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's

My Blog
So, I finally finished the rewire of my 61 Willys. Got everything back together, put the tank back in and filled it with 5 gallons. After remembering to pull the choke, it started right up, such a beautiful sound! Then, turn the key to the off position, and nothing happens, The Beast keeps running. Pull the battery cable and it shuts off. Have either a wiring issue or a bad ignition switch...going to determine which today. Last night, me and the wife went shopping for christmas stuff, had a pretty good time and got 90% of our shopping done. On the way home, mom calls, she smells gas, went into the garage and said there is a puddle under The Beast. Get home, leaking like a sieve. Get the tank out, kitty litter down on the ground to soak up spilled gas, then notice that part of the JB Weld that I put on a seam to seal a leak has broken off, must have happened during install...going to order a new gas tank this week sometime... dont ya just love those little surprises!

What Is A Slut?
So what is a slut to me? A slut is a woman (or man) who is confident in her (or his) own sexuality. I know who I am, I know what I like, I know what attracts me and I go after it. (too many (his's) needed to add the male gender but guys, we know who you are too!!) A slut is one who leads their lives under the premise that sex is really good stuff and not sinful at all. You've heard little kids saying "God made dirt, dirt don't hurt." Well God made sex too!!! Why would He create something so awesome and then tell us not to do it?? A slut is one who discriminates. I am a very ethical slut. I am very choosy about who I have sex with. If a person I have met gives me the willies, if there is no attraction or chemistry, if they are rude, inconsiderate or disrespectful or if I just get a weird feeling about them, the answer is no. They will not be invited into my bed and I will not accept an invitation into theirs. It's that simple! A slut is one who has taken control of their sex

20 Ways To Make His Xxxmas
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

My Bedroom ....
Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com

Top 10 Reasons You Should Be Having More Sex!!!
It’s a given that sex feels great. That alone is enough reason to be actively orgasmic. Researchers are finding more and more evidence that orgasms are great for other reasons, too. (Did you really need convincing?) 1. Orgasms are a great way to deal with stress. Stress releases biochemicals which over the long term can have damaging effects on your body and lead to premature death. The biochemicals released from sex counteract the negative effects of stress. 2. Orgasms are a great sleeping pill. Orgasms cause a surge in the biochemicals that act as a sedative. They help you fall asleep and stay asleep. It’s not really a coincidence that men fall asleep so quickly after sex. 3. Orgasms can relieve a migraine headache. “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” is no longer an acceptable excuse. Although not as reliable as prescription medications, it’s a bit more fun and has all these other benefits as well. You surely can’t get that from a pill. 4. Orgasms can reduce

Fake People
You know I am so tired of going and rating some peeps pages and then no response hi kiss my ass or anything well you know what you can bite me if you thik you are that much better than me haha we all are human you Stuck up Snaughts...xoxoxo Cindy P.S. that is what blogs are about to speak our opinion...hehehe

Feelings
I Miss you ... I don't seem to know how to pull you close, I don't know how to pull you back...All I know is how to push you away. I don't mean to hurt you but yet I do ...over and over again. I cry everyday. I don't know why I do the things I do. I push and I push. One day I will wake up and you will be gone and I will be alone. I don't want that....but, I don't seem to know how to pull you close, I don't know how to pull you back. ....Can you please meet me half way... I am willing to try. That is promise I make to you. .....I LOVE YOU

Sick Of Somethings
Ok I don't know how to start this off but I figured I would start writting to see how many people have the issues I might have and want to share so lets begin here. The few things that gets under my skin is when you or a friend or family member are out and about and they want so much to hang out and chill with you, but when you take the time to do this they like forget all about you and go off and do there own thing when you were out with them all day long and if you knew they were going to screw you over you could have left along time ago, since you know you had other stuff that you could have been doing. It's like since they hurt your feelings and made you so mad sometimes you really don't care if something bad happens to them or not because it was there choice to go out and hurt you. I mean I don't want to get into much detail and im sure half of the people that are going to read my first blog are going to be like what happened that makes Jay think this way... Oh well I say if you n

A Sensuous Gift To Supergirl
He told me he was looking and looking at my pictures and was inspired to write this....it's so lovely and sensuous!!! Thank you BabyBoy! ------------------------------------- First KISS Lips light and sensuous... yet at the same time, full behind them, pearls of brilliant white... I wish to taste... The Feel of your breath... The softness of your lips... Moist and gentle... Looking in your eyes... Leaning forward... Spheres of hazel, Looking seductively through me... With a "come hither look"... I have only fathomed in my imagination... The blonde hair; falling seductively, teasing, The feelings unimaginable... Chills shooting up my spine... And my mind races... I see you and me... long yellow locks, dropping between us Time slowing... The gentlest touch electric... Passions ignite... Bodies Drawing closer... Arms pulling each other near... Feeling the warmth of your body through your shirt Tearing spastically at each others clothes... Feeling you

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Below I am pasting a copy of my dearest and special friend Angel's blog. She just received some Earth shattering news on Tuesday. I have already pledged my support for her. All I am asking is that those of you that read this, please keep her in your thoughts and prayers while she fights the battle of her life. Some of you know and some don’t I was diagnosed with cervical cancer. As the doctor ran more test on me he found a spot on my lung that I had to have a biopsy on. Well today I went and got my results from the biopsy and I have stage 1 lung cancer on top of my cervical cancer. After spending along time talking with the doctor, nurses, and my mom I decided I was going to fight this. I had a lot of options giving to me for treatments and we also talked about the side effects. I decided to go with radiation and a newer type of chemotherapy and they are the chemotherapy pills. After the first of the year I will be having a full hysterectomy for the cervical cancer along with the ra

The Real Me
i don't know who i am at all. i'm trying to figure this out but i don't know how. i've lost my way in life and i don't know how to get it back. i pray, hope, and wish for someone to help me but i don't think and/or know of anyone who can. the only way i can ever talk about how i feel anymore is through writing. because i don't want to hurt myself and confide in anyone because i don't know i can trust anyone.

Pain And Sorrow.
I am beginning to feel that the Gods have cursed my life, everywhere I turn, every time I begin to feel a small measure of joy. Something occurs to damage that or totally destroy it. What in my past has caused this, I know that we pay for and learn from past mistakes on this plane. But, why in the infinite wisdom of the Gods, must it always affect someone else as well? The pains I suffer should be mine and mine alone to face, no one else. I have recently, without choosing to, caused great pain in someone very dear to me. Someone who has touched me deeply and shown me things that have allowed me for the first time to experience a more enriched view of life. My life has always been so very dark and for once I could see the potential of finding true happiness, now I grow concerned because so many causative factors are working to destroy that. I pray the Gods are just testing our resolve, but it is all to familiar to me. I hope the answer comes soon, I am not sure I can b

Gotta Type
So I have this problem. I have to write. Whatever is in my head, it has to come out somehow. The issue is that I like when people read what I write so I keep putting it in somewhat public forums. This keeps turning out badly! I would love some suggestions as to how to purge without stepping on toes and hindering my social life (among other things, but that's a WHOLE other story!), but still get the input of some really smart and/or snide people! Have a great day everyone!

School First!
hey everyone! just wanted to let all of you that have been asking, know that my holiday went Great! I was able to see my babies, my brand new 5 month old nephew.....finally say goodbye to my father (i never was able to say goodbye to him before i left for NC :( ...so i was able to spend some time with him).....All in all, i got to spend family/friends time over this past holiday week. It was great being "home" again for a bit and seeing everyone. It was kinda funny how i did it too...I didnt tell a soul i was coming home for thanksgiving (except for the ex hubby and the family that was picking me up in NC). we arrived later in the day and found out that my mom and brother were at my grandmas (perfect! most everyone under one roof lol)....I called the ex to bring the kids into town to grams house when i got there. I pulled up behind my moms car (in which she was sitting in) and i jumped outta my cousins car...ran up and went "BOO!" in her drivers side window. She bout had a stroke L

Stupid People
People Comeon now are so stupid 2 put your childrens pics up in your default pics that is the most Stupid thing I have ever seen this place has 2 many peeps on here and 2 much porn 2 have your children up duh get a fuckin brain...=)

Very Clean Laundry
Ok, I was asked (bugged to death actually) to tell another story. Here’s one that was an honest mistake on my part that kinda turned out funny…..days later. I was in my first year of college and had just finished playing an intramural flag football game in the rain and mud. Our championship freshman team beat the champion sophomore squad a week before, but we lost to the champion seniors in a very close game. So, I was a bit down but decided to wash my muddy clothes once I got back to the dorm. So I went to my room, showered and changed, and then headed back downstairs to the laundry room to wash my muddy clothes. I wasn’t thinking too clearly (bad way to start a sentence huh). I looked at my clothes and thought; these things may never come completely clean. At least not using the regular amount of detergent. So I chose to use twice the amount. Then I thought about it and used three times the amount….they were really dirty. I started the machine and then left.

Created By Lord Wolf
Since I cannot add anymore pics or stash I wanted to share this awesome morph created by Lord Wolf who is owner of the new leveling group I joined. Thank you Lord Wolf for this wonderful morph. Great job!!!!

The New Me
Ok this blog goes to all on here who have made their little comments on me having this surgery..lol They have called it "the easy way out" well let me tell you, i have struggled with being heavy all my life and it took alot of courage to have this surgery, but it is now 6 months after and i feel great, i am now down 100lbs and still losing..lol This is not the "easy way out" its the "last resort"!! Im extremely happy with my decision and may i add i LOOK GREAT..lol I have been asked if my attitude has changed since i have lost the weight..lol HELL NO i am who i am, i didnt have the surgery to please anyone but myself!! im still the smartass, honest, caring, loving person i have always been!!

Holiday Eating Tips
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car wi

Spotlight!!!!!!!
> I want to be in the spotlight! Now taking Donations,all Love returned. Thank You! Click my Pic to transport to my page! Ozzfanatic2 Music provided by WYKD Radio Made with much mad Luv by: ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar

Things That Make You Go Hummmm...
--o00o-'(_)'-o00o-- Here We go Campers. Here's a question I'd thought I put before You to ponder... Are You Ready??? Ok, here We go Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

Just To Let You Now
I will try to be on as much as i can. This is the time of year i am working a real lot. I am a floral designer and we are crazy with orders for parties and just plan x-mas . I try to sneak on at work when the boss is not there so shhhhhhhhhh dont tell,,,lol The hours will become more as the holiday gets closer . I some times leave my pc on so if i dont get back to you that means i am not really here . Sorry to those that think i am trying to forget them . But i need to do what i need to for my family . Thanks guys

Pre Birthday Bash....help Me Become A Godmadame
Pre Birthday CelebrationTreated myself to an Auto 11 as a pre birthday present, so come help me move up to GodMadame and beyond ... let's have a great time!I will be running another auto on my bday Dec 11th, and I know between the 2 it can be accomplished!Come show my page some love and spank me hard...I likes it!I have a little over 2000 pics you can rate and snag, so there is plenty there to keep you busy. And while you are there Fan, Add, Rate Me..Crush Me..Bling MeI would so love a Moon Bling for my bday!!!!!And send me fubux too!This bully brought to you byAYASHARepost for me please!

Amazed
Really amazed..when people move on .. get close to others..or fall in love..they forget who there friends were. Sorry this is a downer blog..but just read a blog that pissed me off. Person i use to be such good friends with more or less doesn't even adknowledge the fact I was there for him when he was hurting..or that I didnt know about his past. Only his new woman hes interested in..and her close friend.. know about it. They are the ones who helped him forget his ex. Well screw it all!

Why Me
why do we even love someone in our life if it was never ment to be as one would put it.. why do we have to hurt why do we have tears to cry if it don't work why do you give your heart to someone to have it given back why dose life have to be so hard to live ...why do i have to cry so much and hurt too...

Auto 11's
I HAVE AN AUTO 11 THAT I'M GOING TO USE SATURDAY...MY VIP RUNS OUT ON THE 14TH AND I WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE AUTO'S BEFORE I LOSE IT...I DON'T HAVE INTERNET YET CUZ THE SPERM DONOR IS STILL BEING A JERKOFF...I'M HOPING TO GET IT BACK VERY SOON...I MISS YOU ALL SO FREAKING MUCH, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND STUFF...I WON'T BE ON SATURDAY HARDLY AT ALL SO I'LL BE ASKING YOU TO SPREAD THE WORD AROUND ABOUT MY AUTO'S...I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN GET A PURDY BULLY MADE TO ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE SO IF YOU SEE IT, PLS REPOST IT...MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL...

Christmas
Christmas Cookies 1 cup water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo Again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and Drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy Bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try Another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and Add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging Fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit gets stuck in the Beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check For tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something . Who giveshz a sheet. Check The

Taser Story (laughed So Hard - Almost Wet My Pants)
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that Sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little Something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, Pocket/purse sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no Long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time To retreat to safety.....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it Home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the Button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the Blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is On the f

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Pe

Party
HEY WHATS UP FRIDAY DEC 5TH MY B-DAY PARTY IS GOING DOWN AT CITY LIMITS......................SATURDAY WERE GONNA FINISH IT OFF AT ARLINGTON CAFE................SO TO ALL MY REAL FRIENDS COME DOWN AND HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Was Am And Will Always Even If Not On The Front Line
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Pe

Sarges Bad Girls
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-24-08 > > Chocolate Bunny > > Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ > Here Is A Bit About Her > > ~ABOUT ME~ > > > *Basics* > Name/Nickname: Chocolate Bunny > Birthday: December 2, 1976 > Zodiac Sign: Sag > Hair Color: Black > Eye Color: Black > Tattoos: 1 cross on my left shoulder > Piercings: 2 in my ears > > > *Favorites* > Color: Pink > Season: Anything but FALL > Day Of Week: Sunday > Animal: Cats > Flower: Carnations > > > *Have You Ever* > Danced In The Rain?: Yes.. its wonderful > Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes..I'm easily entertained > Smiled For No Reason?: Yes.. > Sat On Your Rooftop?: No > > > *This 0R That* > Computer 0R T.V?: Computer, cause thats where my friends are. > Phone 0R IM?: IM > McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds > Summer 0R Winter?: Summer > CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CDs > XBox 0R PS2?: umm I want b

New Name Change...help.
I want a new cool Homepage name ... I see so many cool ones....and I cant be that creative.. SO I NEED your help...all my friends and family... I will pay 25,000 Fu Bucks... ( I know not much...but still )to the one I like the best... Ok....so far in this year... I have had.. JD Big Dog's Page.. JD Big Dog's Playground... JD's Page of Frenz and Fun. Now....its just JD..Lookin for a new name. SO Help me... You can submit your enteries... via private message or shout box... or posted in comments here.... I will take all enteries until Monday Dec 8th Thanks peeps..... JD

Band Updates (xombie Taste Cyanide)
So, many of you already know, I'm the Bass Player for a band called Xombie Taste Cyanide...AND...I do many other things for the band, managing, promotions, and now, I'm hosting a Myspace page for us as well...which, if you really know me, you are probably rotfl right now, 'cause I ain't got no skills....lol. Anyhow, if you are taking the time to read this, and you have a myspace account, go friend request us... www.myspace.com/xombietastecyanide we need the exposure. And, near the beginning of 2009, we will publicly announce all the band members, and take time to load up some promo pix so, be one of the first to add us! We are slowly working on new music, and I have started re-writing some old stuff I had lying around, and we are certain to choose a few of our favorite covers to add in there somewhere as well, so you can be certain there will be a Maiden cover in the mix somewhere. Watch for updates here(maybe...if I remember to post 'em) and on our myspace page, where all the off

Comments For Fubux
Goofy Gurl Needs our Help! Goofy Gurl needs 8k comments for a one month VIP an is offering 10k FuBucks for 100 comments an 20K for 200...so stop by an help this lovely lady out an earn some bucks at the same time... An to make it even sweeter I will match her offer as well so you will actully get 20k FuBucks for 100 comments an 40k for 200!!! PM me to let me know when you have completed the comments an after i check to see if you have done so i will mail you the Bucks!! My link is at the bottom of this bully...Thank You in advance for all your help... Just click the picture link below an leave whatever help you can please! This Bully Brought to you by: ~Wizard~Enforcer for the Rating Revolution~

I Am Pagan
As many of you may or may not know I am Pagan. Oftentimes, there are questions that come up pertaining to my belief system. The following piece i discovered really describes and explains it very well. I Am Pagan by Selena Fox I am Pagan. I am a part of the whole of Nature. The Rocks, the Animals, the Plants, the Elements, and Stars are my relatives. Other humans are my sisters and brothers, whatever their races, colors, genders, sexual orientations, ages, nationalities, religions, lifestyles. Planet Earth is my home. I am a part of this large family of Nature, not the master of it. I have my own special part to play and I seek to discover and play that part to the best of my ability. I seek to live in harmony with others in the family of Nature, treating others with respect. I am Pagan. I celebrate the changing seasons, the turning of the Wheel of the Year. I celebrate with singing, dancing, feasting, rituals, and in other ways. I celebrate each turn of the Wheel with perso

Faq About Wicca
Frequently Asked Questions about Wicca Q: Do Witches worship Satan, the Devil, etc., or participate in Satanic rituals? A: No. Satan, or "the Devil," is a concept not to be found outside of Judeo-Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. A person must be working through the paradigm of a Holy Bible in order to believe in Satan. He is not a part of Native American religions, Shinto, Buddhism, Animism or (of course) Wicca. Q: Don't Witches participate in "strange" rituals? A: Define "strange"! Do you find brushing your teeth strange? Do you find your morning cup of coffee strange? Then why would greeting the sun every day be strange? Some people would be shocked to us using a camera on a daily basis to "steal souls." Q: Do Witches believe in God? A: Most Witches don't believe in the Christian concept of God. As one Wiccan teacher put it, "My God does not have a beard nor does it hate women." They believe in an unknowable Ultimate Deity. Witchcraft, being the oldes

18 Ways To Piss Off A Pagan! Lol
18 Ways To Piss Off A Pagan This is sooo funny and yet sooooo true! LOL 18 Ways To Piss Off A Pagan! (1) Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat. (2) Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight. (No need to waste a good candle). (3)Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway. (4)Sharpen their Athame. (5)Untie the knot in their cords. (6)Try on their jewelry for fashion sense (7)Pick up their crystals for a closer look. (8)See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this). (9)Use their runes as extra Dominoes. (10)Play "Old Maid" with their Tarot cards. (11)Toss holy water on them "just to see what happens" (12)Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch. (13)Debate with them about "True Religion". (14)Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. (15)Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion. (16)Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say "isn

Land Of The Free?
Welcome to America, the Land Of The Free, at least that's the way it used to be in today's world and society. This issue has become a real sore spot pet peeve for me and I am fed up with it, which is why I am writing this even though generally I abhor political topics because I hate politics but this is a matter that i can't keep silent on any more!! Consider the following article: But if I go outside, I might offend the smokers St. Louis-area town considers proposal that would ban swearing in bars!! ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music. City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights. City Councilman Richard Veit said he was prompted to propose the bill after complaints about bad bar behavior. He says it will give police some rules to enforc

Contest
HEY FU'S CHECK THIS OUT!!!!! DESA IS IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!! **SHE NEEDS 13K IN COMMENTS TO WIN EITHER A 7 DAY BLAST OR A BLING PACK, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HER IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS TO HELP HER OUT!** ***THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE*** PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND HELP HER OUT A LIL BROUGHT TO YOU BY: �™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™@ fubar (repost of original by '�™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™' on '2008-12-04 20:37:19')

Hurtful
I am easily gone and hurt to the center of my human flesh. Numbnezz takes over the pain that used to accompany my soul. Severed like the skeleton of my ancestors long ago. My words a whisper to the vengeful souls of life. A painful world of needles we live in and yet I am stuck standing like a statue of cold stone all alone in the wide open. Like a simple minded target for easy prey. No one cares enough to reach out and save me. No one even glances as they pass by. I rott in this prison of my making with each hurtful memory I continue to pile on the bricks of the invisible wall around me. Many try to break through but none are able to succeed. My heart is one of stone and coldnezz. My eyes dark and gray. My mind distant and unknown. And my soul lost to the demon far below. A bitch some call me, others venge upon the blood of those I shed. I have no breath for it was sucked clean out of me by death himself. Can I be saved? Do I still have a chance? I fear not my friends, for we are all

Twilight Levelers
Have you ever been so so close to leveling but no matter what you do nobody will help you unless you have auto 11s? Well heres were I come in so I am going to start a family called the twilight levelers! The purpose of this family will be helping fubars level! The RULES: Only serious levelers will be accepted (so if your not gonna f/r/a and rate pics/stash then dont waste my time or ur own time) You must be sure you have plenty of pics and stash uploaded for us to rate! Everything needs to be fair so If I dont ever see you helping level then I will ask you to leave the family! Also all bullys that I post must be reposted by all twilight members online! When becoming a member it doesnt matter the level u are at you just have to have a verified salute! If someone from the family is rating you please return the love and rate them back! ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA I will do a pimpout every week of one of the levelers and the other levelers will be responsible

Wow, Check This Out
Hey Jayz. My name is Christa and I live in Saint Cloud, Florida too. I read your profile and I think that I am EXACTLY what you are looking for. Let's skip the online chatting and get right to the girlfriend part. I don't have time to play games. If i see somethig that I like, I go for it baby. Sorry if i am coming on to strong,hell,I don't even know you but I want to get to know you, all of you, every one of your nooks and crannies(if you know what I mean). So, if your for real about this relationship (girlfriend) thing, let's meet tonight. Your house, your bedroom and let's get this party started. I fell in love with you as soon as I saw your pic and read your profile. You are a very sexy man and I am getting very horney just writing this message to you. I am your dream girl so your gonna just have to deal with that. There is no one out there that's a better fit for you than me, so deal with it home fry. We may not know eachother now but if your up for my invite for tonight, we will

Some People
all this over me fubuying some one the name has been changed to protect the thinking impared! ASSCLOWN...: get off my bitches brother ur looken 4 a beat down ASSCLOWN...: suck my asshole fag, what comes around goes around ASSCLOWN...: LMFAO I ONLY NEED ONE PROFILE YOU POLE SMOKEN CUM CATCHER Why cant people grow up!

The Bbw Lovers...
THE BBW LOVERS NEW PROFILE In order to become a member of the family,you must R/F/A all family members. In friends request state "Joining BBW LOVERS" if you are already friends with someone leave a comment stating the same.Blank request's will not be accepted! If a member has their profile set to private,pass them up.After you become a member they will R/F/A you! You will encounter problems with the bouncer,while trying to add everyone. Just remember to change things up when he appears! Example: Joining THE BBW LOVERS...(3 dots on the end) Bouncer shows up-enter his code Joining THE BBW LOVERS..(2 dots) Everytime he appears add or remove dots! Now let's begin! THE BBW LOVERS@ fubar ~Firerose~PegasusProject~RR~Bartender@NeonMoonSaloon@ fubar TLC BETTER KNOWN AS TINKERTLC!!!!!@ fubar ? Be@uTiFuL DiS@StEr ?@ fubar ???Lucretia??? Proudly FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch@ fubar shortnrealsweetbbw@ fubar ~Mommy 2 be~Hot&Fluffy ~SBG~Shadow Levelers ~ Go

Useless.....in A Sense
okay....i am not one to talk about how i feel and shit like that but i am gonna give this a whirl since i dunno what else to do. i play pool 2 nights a week. i havent played on a league in 5 yrs.....i am a lil....ehhh...alot rusty. well tonight i was told that my handicap( how well i play) had dropped from a 2 to a 1. to me that means i suck ass daily. i come from a family that has played pool and been a 5 or higher. WTF am i doing wrong???? the captain of the team said that me dropping down is a great thing and in no time i will go back up cuz i will win.......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....yea right. if he said it is great i am a 1 (which sucks)....does that mean he thinks its great that i play like shit???? am i wrong for thinking this???? then i get the guys on the team saying i need help and i will get better. I AM ALL FOR THAT. there is just one catch there. i have asked the captain of the team to help me, i have asked my parents to help me and a friend that also plays the game i

Stolen From Sho
our Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Questions
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Back To School!
So, after getting the run-around by several companies, I've finally gotten the funds needed to go back to school! Starting Jan. 5, I will be attending Western Culinary Institute in Portland, Oregon to become a full-fledged Chef. Granted, I've been co0oking for about 20 years, so it's not a career change, more an upgrade. Yea for me!!!!

Stolen!!! Would U...?
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Male Sex Test
Male Sex Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You

Strange But True
Have a history teacher explain this----if he can Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1860 John F, Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1960 Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860 John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960 Both were particularly concerned with civil rights Both wives lost their first baby while living in the White House Both Presidents were shot on a Friday Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln Both were assassinated by Southerners Both were succeed by Southerners named Johnson Andrew Johnson who succeeded Lincoln was born in 1808 Lyndon Johnson who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908 John Wilkes Booth who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839 Lee Harvey Oswald who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939 Both assassins were known by their three names Both names are composed of fifteen letters Now hang on to your sea

Dont Be Shy Ballz In Ur Hands! "smiles"
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me?

I Dont Know What To Say
Whats the point of writing a blog if no one is here to see it? I'm pretty tired of this. Im pretty tired of people trying to buy me, then getting mad that i tell them i dont want to be bought. Im pretty tired of here. Where i live. Im tired of me, im tired of bitches with 6 lbs of make up. I'm tired & im only 24, is this all? Im tired. just leave me alone. even that im tired of.

Be The One To Let Them Know...
Do you realise those we long for might be longing for us too But pride steps in the way and we lose special people. If you miss some one think about they might miss you too When we think of some one maybe it was them that were thinking of us? Some how your minds connected in the ether and brought a memory forward. And yet we hesitate to pick up the phone or drop in and say hello For fear of rejection we reject an opportunity to rekindle past friendships. Never allowing them a second chance because we feel they just don’t want to call us. My challenge to you today is to Make contact with that special some one That you are thinking of now as you read this post.

Think Twice
Just a word to the people out there in todays world. People dont under stand what it is like to be there, after, cleaning up. People think that speeding, over taking over double white lines, tail gating, drink driving, jumping off a bridge coz life sucks, running around the streets with weapons, drink driving and all the other stupid things that put others at danger, "Im not going to get hurt, its not going to happen to me"... But believe me that is just the beginning. Before you do anything stupid, just think to yourself, 1)is it my body they are going to have to remove 2)Can I live with the thought that I killed some one because of stupid actions.3)How would family and friends cope trying to identify your body. There is nothing worse than seeing a body mangled inside a car, lifeless, some one who has not done anything wrong, some one who was killed because of YOUR actions. Body parts here there and every where,a skull,crushed so badly that half your brain is on the windscreen

Deleting Account
I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE GONNA DELETE THEIR ACCOUNT BECAUSE THEY CANT HAVE THEIR WAY OR BECAUSE THEY CANT HANDLE THE FU DRAMA.I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY ARE WANTING THE ATTENTION FOR THEMSELVES AND WANTING PEOPLE TO PAY THEM MORE ATTENTION OR BEG THEM TO STAY. ITS THE NET BLOCK THE DRAMA AND MOVE ON.IF YOU CANT HANDLE DRAMA IN YOUR LIFE.THEN YOUR LIFE WILL BE SHORT LIVED.FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT READ THIS PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

Naughty ;-)
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me.

You And I... Questionaire...
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me?

Mad Scientist Journal
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me:

New Way To See Nsfw
*** this goes until february 4th, 2009 *** Ok so one of my good friends is in an Art Scholarship contest for $1000. She went into first place last night after some voting.. but everyone can vote every 8 hours. Well i want to make sure she stays in first and has a tonnnnn of votes! So to see you for one day, need to vote and you need to get AT LEAST 10 other people to vote.. & they need to leave a 5 star comment on there saying its good or wow or something but also have your name in it saying "your name" sent me or something. OR they can message me BUT ill ask them questions to make sure they went there. [[[for every 10 people you get another day: so 10 = 1 20 = 2 days 30 = 3 days etc... ]]] Here is the link: http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=725319_25769184&pid=1566985&scid=386&

A Poem Written For Me By A Friend About Me
I traveled back along my path and found a lonely child,That did not laugh. How could it be that she still existed? OR that she remain ed upon my path? Surely i had cast her free many years ago:but no. i had simply walked on with out her, smiling and laughing. singing and dancing, sure i was safe from her agony. What could i do with this unwanted one, this child that held my guilt and shame, ugly one that could never do right. I blamed her parents,friends,and foe alike, IT was they created all her pain. T here she waited upon my path. knowing one day i must retun. I looked into her pinched unhappy face, her eyes brim full of tears. "I DIDNT DO", i declared. "It was all the other" I proclaimed! softy she spoke directly to my heart. "no, its you who hurt me most, For the others it was planned, It was you who rejected me and i was helpless Against your hate, so here i have remained." "Dear Lord" I cried, "I would not do this

Update.
well. it has been since July 17th 2008, that my mom was taken away from me. every part of me was broken. I pushed everyone away, and remained distant...and it was the month before that...my brother was supposed to get married, to one of my dear best friends, but because they seen the pain that both my daughter, as well as myself were going through...they understood. They so kindly pushed their wedding day until this month, on behalf of my being the maid of honor, as well as the wedding cordinator. I never realized how much life was to be appreciated, until I met a few people...and learned things the right way. I can't pretend. I can't stay still. I have a beautiful seven year old daughter to think about, and to cherish. to love, and adore. She will always be put before any man, despite what others' may or may not think. I could honestly care less. I live for myself, and my family, and by God...that is enough. It has been the hardest time of my life, going through Han's birthday party,

Snapvine Baby!!
LOL so this is my 2nd snapvine after attempts from others to send one on my page right now isnt working for some odd reason :P This one is apparently doing what it should be doing so leave me a lil sugar....IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED AND HAVE SOMETHING INTERSTING TO SAY OTHER THAN "hi" *LOL* CHEERZ~*B*

Vote
please go to http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=725319_25769184&pid=1566985&scid=386& and vote for the pic, leave a five star rank and leave a comment be sure to say that i sent you for Brandi lynne.

Naughty Blog
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me

Shit
have u ever been in love and it just crumble well i have and it sucks and now im a mother of 2 and im soo young im only 24 and im tied down but i love my kids and would change nothing i dont regreat anything and for all u that thought u would be my freind cause u felt sry for me well FUCK YOU i dont need those type of pepole in my life nor do i want u in it

Fun Questionaire
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Every One Else Is Doing It
Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me:

About Me
this is just my about me....im changing it because im sick of it but theres some fucking gold in here so im just going to stick it in here im an aries and i use my horns often. im over opinionated, blatantly honest and i dont take bullshit. i admire these traits in others as well. i hate liars. i think highly of myself and at times i may seem overly confident, perhaps downright cocky. as far as im concerned overly confident beats not confident enough, hands down. with that said feel free to talk to me if you actually have something to say, a question, comment, statement, or opinion about anything but the way i look. hi or hello followed by sexy, cutie, pretty etc. doesnt constitute as making conversation and doesnt warrant a reply. say something that peaks my interest, dont rely on your pretty face because it wont get you anywhere. if i needed perfect strangers to tell me im cute/pretty/sexy to feel good about myself i would be in pretty rough shape, in which case that shit

Deleting My Fubar Account!!
So after much thought, Ive decided to delete my fubar account! Im NEVER on here anymore and NO ONE comes to my page anymore. The main reason Ive decided to delete my account is because Ive started a new chapter in life. Ive recently met the man of my dreams in July. After having the best 5 months of my life, Ive decided that he is the one for me. I dont need fubar anymore. It just usually causes problems between couples! I also found out the beginning of this week that Im 6 weeks pregnant!! Dave and I have decided that after the first of the year, we are going to get married! We already moved into a new house and my kids accept him more than they ever have anyone else! Life seems to be going in the right direction! Ive NEVER been happier! To all of my friends that dont want to lose contact with me, I have a myspace... My link is Myspace.com/cutelilmomma247! Im also on facebook as well! Well Good luck to everyone! I'm going to leave my account up through the weekend so my friends w

Fu Played
I don't know if any of you have been mislead w/ someone who had fake pics, but when I first joined this site it happened to me... Now there is even more fakes than ever using model pics etc.. Well yesterday I was watching Oprah and it was about internet scams... Oprah hipped me to this site that has models male and female who have had their pics stolen and used to mislead ppl... You can do name search's, yahoo address search as well as browse pics ... The worse kind of games are the ones played w/ ppl's hearts so in honor of that I'm posting the link to the site... The site is really busy right now and tends to be unavailable at times due to the publicity it received on Oprah but I suggest you check it out.. I did today.. www.romancescam.com

For Your Info Men!!!
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. He was real right?

The Next Level Of Self Mutilation?
Some troubled teens are embedding nails, paper clips, bits of rock, glass and even crayons in their bodies as a way to cope with disturbing thoughts and feelings, U.S. researchers said Wednesday. They described cases in which teens had forced numerous objects into their arms, hands, feet, ankles and necks in a condition they are calling self-embedding disorder, a step beyond more common forms of self-mutilation. "We identified a group of 10 patients over a three-year period of time that have this pattern of self-inflicted injury," said Dr. William Shiels, chief of radiology at Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio. He presented his findings at the Radiological Society of North America meeting in Chicago. "It's cutting gone to the next level," Shiels said in a telephone interview. Shiels, who is developing a minimally invasive surgical technique for removing objects accidentally embedded in the skin, saw his first case of what he called self-embedding in 2005, and

Beach....
Golden brown sands cushion my bottom and feet while I sit here staring at the sky Looking up at the clouds' different shapes watching seagulls and doves fly by Entranced by this genuine beauty bringing my hands together I close my eyes In a state of peace and serenity as the waves release their cries Then a cool breeze creeps up to me flowing through my clothes and hair Rubbing my face ever so gently as you would do a baby with care The embracing cool breeze leaves me as I cast my eyes upon the sea Losing my breath in wonder suffocating from all the beauty In taking my eyes off the sea I get up so I can leave Peace and serenity I sought out Also what I received pink2008 Lying in the sand on the beach, That's where I want to be. All civilization is out of reach, It's just I, myself, and me. The waves crashing into the deep green water Echoes in me, calling for me to come out, But if I touch the water, my dream will shatter, So the water I m

Dark Fantasy Friday/public Masturbation
Dark Fantasy Friday......public masturbation imikimi - Customize Your World Ever think to yourself...I just need 5 minutes...that's all it'll take. I walk outside to my car at lunch time and have myself a quickie lunch of self loving. Climb into my car, lower my panties or unzip that zipper and get started....lol Shimmying up that skirt so my panties are showing....remembering how my fingers felt that soft lace as I was putting them on this morning? Rubbing it gently between my fingers, it almost felt like pure silk. Imagining how it would feel against my pussy lips,I felt a familiar stirring in my groins....dampness already making it's presence known as my fingers slide the sheer fabric aside.... Glancing around to see if anyone is nearby, my fingers slip inside, toying with that g-spot til I feel it growing fuller. Delving deeper...wanting to feel that pressure building yet wanting to keep it at bay. Breathing pattern is changing with each rub across my cli

First Day
Wow! What a bold new world here... There ia a familar face: Wild Mustang...and there is the guitar playing Elmo, a woman after my own heart...and Miss Dixie Belle, who stole my heart...LOL! Just joke... All in all...This is a cool place to be:)) Very Truely Yours, Rick

Second Life
Do you play second life? If so here is a link to get free linden dollars.There are games to play,raffles,activitys and much more.Click the link to sign up free Click here for link to MetaRL Dont have Second Life? If you are not a member of the virtual world and would like to be,Sign up for free here? Or Upgrade to a premium account for more options. Click here for link to Second Life Second Life is a online community.Build,play,shop,drive,chat and much much more

Tool Made Me
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? who? 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? Anacortes 5. Your father? hate 6. Your favorite thing? rollercoaster 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? slut 9. Your dream/goal? home 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?dunno 14. Where were you last night? bar 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? yuk 17. One of your wish list items? home 18. Where you grew up? Washington 19. The last thing you did? ate 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? 3 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Vaio 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing s

You Will Call Me Sir.......
I had placed the ad seeking a Dominant to train me, mostly out of desire for e-mails to feed my submissive fantasies. I never really planned on meeting any of the people who e-mailed me for encounters. I generally had bad feelings about the people who placed ads seeking sexual encounters and thought it probably wasn't a healthy thing to get involved with. When I got his e-mail, however, it struck me as different from the rest. His interest was actually in me learning and being safe; it seemed like I could just hand myself over to him and be OK. After talking with him on the phone, I decided to do it. He then became the one in charge as he instructed me on writing directions to his house, on calling him as I left, on when I should arrive. So there I was sitting in his driveway - this was the moment he couldn't force me to make. I had to step out of the car and knock on the door of my own volition. My breath caught in my throat and stayed there and I stepped out of the car and walked

Tag You're It!
Mailbroad got me, now it's your turn! One word answers only! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Work 3. Your hair? Auburn 4. Your mother? Pontiac 5. Your father? asshead 6. Your favorite thing? orgasms 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? tequila 9. Your dream/goal? home 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? Top 40 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Retired 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Dishonest 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Mercedes 18. Where you grew up? Illinois 19. The last thing you did? Meeting 20. What are you wearing? Jeans 21. TV? 4 22. Your pets? Cats 23. Your computer? Acer 24. Your life? Busy 25. Your mood? Feisty 26. Missing someone? Yes 27. Favorite Store? Tiffany 30. Your summer? Fast 31. Like someone? Yes 32. Your favorite color? Green 33. When is the last time you laughed? Today 34. Last time you cried? Tuesday

Tagged Shmagged..
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? counter 2. Your significant other? road 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? buried 6. Your favorite thing? beer 7. Your dream last night? whacky 8. Your favorite drink? beer 9. Your dream/goal? sanity 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? love 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? dead 16. Muffins? meh 17. One of your wish list items? pizza 18. Where you grew up? Michigan 19. The last thing you did? breathed 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? 5 22. Your pets? 3 23. Your computer? dell 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing some

Nsfw....omg!!!...ffs!!!!!!!!!
OK, I'm getting so sick and tired of all the childish, petty NSFW FLAGGERS!!!!! WOULD SOME ONE PLZ TELL ME HOW IS THIS PIC NSFW??? I FIND IT SO AMAZING HOW I KEEP GETTING pics like this or a simple wolf pic flagged yet, my master/slave folder unflagged... I am very pissed and irritated with whoever goes round doing this......this IS AN ADULT SITE, IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR TICKLE-ME-ELMOS AND GO BACK TO THE ROMPER ROOM!!!!

In The Heat Of The Moment
In the heat of the moment, wild passions flare. Tongues, teeth and finger tips, aching to touch and share. Invisible boundaries designed, to quell this heat with a shiver and a chill. Anticipation the red flame, that melts an iron will. Passions born of hell, yet known to God as pleasure. Finger tips burn skin, while touching lighter than a feather. A dance in near darkness, awakes once more this passion. Erotic this crucifixion, outdated by modern fashion. The world slips away, as we dance in the fire. Lips touching skin , animalistic this desire. The tempo grows quicker, hips interlocked not breaking. Hearts pound, brain whirls at this risk we are taking. The CD a rumble, like distant thunder. Passion riding the storm, of this spell I'm under. Lips along jawlines, passion threatens to burn us. Forged far below, in Hades' own furnace. Lips brushing lips, searing the flesh. Bodies interlocked, as to the music we mesh. The beat so st

How Rare It Is To Find Someone Like You?
How many times in life do you find someone that is just like you in life?Have you ever let someone go that is just like you? I ask myself this all the time.It is very rare to find someone like you ,dont everyone want another half thats just like themselves? I know i do i rather have someone that has the same interests that i have in life or even in my dreams.But i do believe in sometimes things arent meant to be . I hear what could of happend if we stayed together what would the future bring us ?It aint bring us nothin in the past nor the future you keep on coming in and out of my life for 8 years its getting old all i can do is move forward and keep you in my past i cant do this anymore theres a reason why we keep on loseing touch ..i wanna keep it that way .I know we have so much in common we both are in love with hip hop we think alike but can can never get along anymore and you always put the blame on me when it isnt me but its all good tho ...all i can do now is move forward ill

Help Dj Nilla Get To Oracle
OK YALL , ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER MEET IS ONLY 2.5 MILLION AWAY FROM ORACLE , LETS GO AND HELP HER OUT AND RETURN ALL THE LOVE THAT SHE GIVES TO EVERYONE ELSE . IF YOU DONT KNOW HER BY NOW YOU SHOULD , YOU WANT A TRUE FRIEND THEN HERE SHE IS . SO GO TO HER PAGE , ADD FAN AND RATE HER PAGE , RATE AS MANY PIX AS YOU CAN BEFORE UR FINGERS FALL OFF ( yes she has alot of pix lol ) . I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED AND IS WILLING TO HELP . JUST CLICK HER LINK BELOW AND START GETTIN TO KNOW THE ONE AND ONLY DJ NILLA , OWNER OF DIRTY DEEDS RADIO dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ owned & owner of BFG ~ owner of YdaFnot *shadow leveler*@ fubar

Omg Santa Crashed
NEWS ALERT FROM THE NORTH POLE...CHRISTMAS IS POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SANTA CLAUS WAS SEVERELY WOUNDED TODAY WHEN THE SLEIGH HE WAS FLYING CRASHED ON TAKE-OFF. MRS. CLAUS SAID IN A INTERVIEW SHORTLY AFTER THE INCIDENT THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS, AS OF YET, BUT PRELIMINARY INDICATIONS POINT TO A LOSS OF POWER JUST BEFORE TAKE OFF WHICH CAUSED THE NEW SLEIGHT TO DIP SHARPLY TO THE RIGHT SIDE CATCHING A RUDDER IN A CRACK ON THE RUNWAY WHICH RESULTED IN ONE HELL OF A MESS FOR HER TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP. MRS. SANTA WENT OFF THE RECORD AND SAID THESE WORDS...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TRYING TO PROVE AT HIS AGE...I HAVE TRIED FOR YEARS TO GET HIM TO LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER BUT HE INSIST EACH YEAR THAT IT IS GOING TO BE HIS LAST BUT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO FACE THE FACTS THAT HE IS GETTING TOO OLD AND TOO FAT TO KEEP THIS UP MUCH LONGER. I THINK PERSONALLY THAT HE IS ADDICTED TO THE COOKIES. SANTA IS EXPECTED TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY IN 6 TO 8 WEEKS WHICH WILL PUT CHRIST

My Yorkie Died Last Sunday
R.I.P. Junior Well this year certainly has been terrible ,my wife's grandma died on valentine's day ,her client she was taking care of died ,my one uncle passed away ,my wife's mother had a stroke ,and my yorkie died last sunday after having an epileptic seizure .Although i handle death somewhat well ,i don't know how much more of this i can take .other than that ,i guess everything is fine ,i am still looking for a job though ,maybe me not being able to find one is a sign or something ,i don't know .what i do know is ,i hope that next year is a hell of a lot better than this one has been .

Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bag 2. Your significant other? alive 3. Your hair? soft 4. Your mother? cool 5. Your father? crazy 6. Your favorite thing? camera 7. Your dream last night? hot 8. Your favorite drink? lambic 9. Your dream/goal? awareness 10. The room you're in? cluttered 11. Music? stimulating 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? stoofid 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? opportunity 18. Where you grew up? there 19. The last thing you did? stretch 20. What are you wearing? socks 21. TV? quiet 22. Your pets? away 23. Your computer? functional 24. Your life? easy 2

Drama
If you read my blog yesterday.. You might know how I been feeling lately. Fact is., I got hurt by a friend who use to be my best friend. We were friends for way over a yr. He had feelings for me..but I was just his best friend. Anyways..he found someone who could return his feelings. I never had a issue with that. The fact of him totally almost ignoring me afterwards..I did. He told me I was still one of his best friends..but amazing..he barely had time to leave comment. Ya he did..but think he had to force himself to do it. Again.. if you know me I cant keep my mouth shut. I confronted him about it all..he appoligized..said he knew where I was coming from..but hes been busy lately..etc. Although he still came online..guess he was to busy to write. Anyways.. I been feeling pretty crappy over this friendship for few months now..but kpt him as a friend hoping someday we might get back what we had. Anyways..his blog I read about his past..really pissed m off. He said that he onl

Mom Fight
WELL I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH MY MOM. LOL! WELL I WANTED MY IPOD AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT BACK. SO I ASKED HER WHERE IT WAS AND SHE SAID WHERES THE $20 ERIC GAVE YOU LAST NIGHT? AND I SAID “GONE!” AND SHE ASKED “ON WHAT?” AND I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK WEED. THEN WE TALKED FOR LIKE AND HR. I THOUGHT IF I WAS HONEST SHE MIGHT GIVE IT BACK BUT NOPE. THEN I WANTED TO BURN A CD AND SHE WOULDNT LET ME. THEN I FOUND MY LIL WYTE CD AND I WAS PLAYIN THE SONG OXYCOTTON. SHE CAME POUNDING ON MY DOOR AND I TURNED IT DOWN AND OPEN THE DOOR AND SAY “WHAT?” SHE STARTED TALKING BOUT WHAT THE SONG WAS SAYING AND I SAID “SO!” SHE TOLD ME TO GO GET HIGH AND I SAID I CAN’T DONT HAVE ANY WEED (BUT REALLY I DO). OOO YEA SHE ALSO TOLD ME I SUCK DICK FOR DRUGS! BITCH! ANYWAY I THEN SLAMED MY DOOR SHUT AND TURNED IT BACK UP. THEN SHE WENT AND TURNED THE SWITCH OFF IN THE GARAGE FOR THE POWER TO MY ROOM. I GOT PISSED AND WENT AND TURNED POWER OFF FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE!! LOL. DON’T FUCK WITH ME AND MY MUSIC WHEN IM IN