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Happy 4th Of July To Those Who Celebrate It!
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Missing My Army Brat Husband
to say i miss this man is an understatement . to say i love this man doesn't seem to be enough. he's off in a war fighting doing what he loves to do all the while knowing i miss him dearly.he stole my heart not so long ago but he did it enough to let me know . i won't ever wanna live a life w/o him in it.he's funny and sweet and smart and kind and caring. he keeps me safe and protected and loves me w/o fail. i worry nite and day and pray to the heavens above he comes home safe. no one in the world could ever capture my heart the way he has and will have it always for the rest of my life. yes ben i love u and will marry time and time again . nothing could ever keep me away. plz know ur always thought of and missed and loved , and in my book the army has the best solider around.so be safe my blue eyed army brat and come home and marry already lol. i love u happy 4th baby
My New Book
Well it seems that I was so desperate to get a new book on the shelves that I decided to just self publish one. I looked and found out that lulu.com lets you design your book for free and sell it with you getting most of the profits. So I finally published, Wild At Heart: The Beginning under the pen name LV Dutton, you can find more of my work on Amazon.com, where my first book Shannon's Heart: Fallen Angel is still for sale.
A Must Open
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Lucy And Rocky Montage
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Fubar Fun Stuff
Here are some smiley Faces, etc. That you can use on FuBar. You will find the rest @ http://fubar.com/emotes.php : ) = :) : ( = :( : D = :D : @ = :@ & hearts = ¢¾ & spades = &spades & diams = &diams & clubs = &clubs ( N ) = (N) ( Y ) = (Y) ( B ) = (B) ( D ) = (D) (BTW: You need to take the spaces out, for them to work) Please leave a Comment if you know of any others. (Add spaces so I can see how to make them)
House Of Hooligan
Starting off easy with a reposted game from our favorite jungle cat: Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police will get you unless you do (hence the rubber hoses)
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The Blog Of Me
Sorry I haven't been around everyone. My Father passed away last Saturday and it's been very difficult. Also sadly following very closely to the sudden death of Bob's Mom this has been a truly horrific time in our lives. They were both very unexpected. And only a week and a half apart. His internment is Friday and will hopefully give some closure to this whole trying ordeal. I will gladly close the chapter in this book. I really can't say anything about my Dad right now that wont make me cry like a baby except to let you know that he was one of the best and I miss him terribly already. I will always be Daddy's little girl in my heart and can only hope now that he smiles down upon me from heaven. I have to be strong for my Mother now so I must not dwell. Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com
Jonboy
Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Nsfw
so i am still new to all of this cherry tap stuff but i was wondering who had the best nsfw pics male and female
4th Of July
Hello
HELLO HELLO HELLO Happy 4th!!!!
Is True U Know
i'm an aries wat r u Message: Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. VIRGO: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The lover Can be mean somtimes. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
My First
Since I need to practice my English, I figure doing a blog should be a good tool. You probably know I'm Thai. I live in Bangkok, a huge city, with who knows how many millions of people. But even though it's a big city, it's still kind of country. We have elephants walking the streets wearing tail lights at night. You can give the owner about a dollar and he will give you food to give the elephant. That's a real scam huh? Pay someone money to feed his animal and buy the food from him too. Some kids near my house found a cobra and killed him last night. There shouldn't be cobras in the city, should there? And shouldn't those kids be afraid of deadly snakes? It was about six feet long so it's probably been around a long time, I'm sure it has relatives nearby also. It makes me nervous to have dangerous animals around, but we Thais love animals, so they're not going away any time soon. Someone told me that if you have a lemon in your pocket, a snake won't come near you, so I have lemon t
Splitting Up
Well it has happened once again.....yes i have been given the old elbow. Once agin young free and single well young and single was never free, very high maintenance girl apparently lol. Feel like i have been kicked in the teeth but life must go on. But guys now that iam free thats how i intend to stay. I don't want you all hitting on me even though i am drop dead gorgeous.......lol I am gonna take each day as it comes now..... am i happy with te situation not with the split but you can't make someone love you. And i truely believe if you really love someone then you'll let them go free.
Purgatory Dreamz
Im thinkin about starting a new ct crew called purgatory dreamz if you might like to be part of it hit me up.
Timeline Of Pain And Sorrow
This is a timeline of all the crap that I have been through in my life.(If you still want to be friends with me after reading this then I will know that you are a friend worth keeping) --When I was born I almost died and so did my mom. I was also born with a defect in my stomach that had to be repaired. --When I was six months old I was diagnosed with a deadly disease known as spinal meningitis and it was caught just in time to save my life. --When I was 1 and a half I had to have surgery done on my ears to put tubes in them. --When I was 9 years old I was raped three times and my trust in men was destroyed. --When I was 10, my parents separated and my mom decided that she cared more about her new boyfriend than she did about her kids. --At age 11 I gradually started losing the hearing in my right ear. --At age 13 I was sexually molested by my friends step-dad for 3 months. My parents divorce became final. --At age 15 I lost all but a sliver of my hearing in my right ear. --
Come Check Out My Website
I sell a lot of cool "adult" fun stuff. Check out my website if you have any questions about anything like prices or products that you do not see let me know. I have a lot that isn't on there. You can ask me on prices because a lot of my stuff is on sale. If you live in my area Hudson Falls NY host a party. They are a lot of fun....
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R.i.p Jason Mearse 1978-2007
Jason was a wonderful man he did everything he could for me and my son Jason he loved us so much.We were is world everythung he did for us, he was a wonderful father for Jason, he wanted the best for him, even though he wasn't Jason's real dad he wanted to be, he loved him like he was his own.I never knew a love like Jason's,his love was one of a kind,he loved everything about me he cared so much for me,he was the first guy i have ever been with that made feel special, he made me feel loved all the time, he hardly ever argue he would have our disagreements but nothin big, we were hardly ever mad at each other,our relationship was perfect, i know it might have seemed to soon but 2 and half months after he got together we wanted to have a baby of our own so we started trying and i got pregnant 2 month later we were so happy that we were gonna have a baby and i knew he was going to a great dad cuz he already was a great to little Jason, he was so excited about having his own child he told
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Rantings Of A Ranter
I lost the girl I love due to my own stupidity... I didn't cheat on her, I never abused her... my mistake was not giving her the attention I should have. This is a girl that I have loved for like 4 years and in that time things haven't been the smoothest. Between her coming and going from college, issues with roommates getting in the way, our own problems were magnified and constantly drawn out. Like a moron I was letting what others said get in the way of how I really feel, and I began to withdraw from her. I wish I never did. I wish she would come home... back to our place. Right now she has been spending a lot of time with friends and being out, and it worries me... I'm afraid she'll forget about me. I want to show her the love I did that first year together, before all the room mates, before the college days... I miss her...
4th
Just wanted to wish all my new friends a safe and Happy 4th of July
A Few Words
JOY EXPERIENCE LAUGH WITH DRAWL TEACH INDULGE GIVE COMFORT ACCEPT CONTRIBUTE BELIEVE TRUST
Just Me
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? I'd be delighted! I do have an aching to start a family! 2. Do you trust all of your friends? Yes...if I can't trust them, then they're probably not my friend 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? It's possible... 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Absolutely! 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? Being unfaithful Abuse of any kind. 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Probably Jeanners...she once liked watching those ER shows on Discovery Health and stuff like that...I'd want to vomit and she'd be intrigued 7. Which one of your friends will most likely end up in jail? Well, I think it'd be me or Mis...although my friend Patrick seems like a logical one to end up in jail 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Absolutely not! That's one thing I'm not afraid of! 9. Is
Ehhh Days...
I must say that today sucked donkey balls. This morning went well i had a good interview and made a good impression. and then came home to take a nap. So i thought when i wake up i'll feel better since i caught some fucking stomach thing from work. so i wake up and my mom decides i'm going to do all the shopping and fixing of things around the house. I was about done and going out to have some "fun" then my cousin calls me, her car broke down in Maryland. Of course no one else in the family will answer the phone right so i get stuck having to go get her. My stomach in knots and lurching the whole ride down and the whole ride up. By the time i get home my opportunity for the "fun" is completely gone and i'm sol. so yeah i've had a really bad day and i just want to go to bed and start the day over. there are so many things that i would have done differently. so yeah i'm kinda pissed bummed and sick all at once. let me tell ya it's a great combination.
Look Its A Blog
Well it's the 4th of July and I have to work how sucky is that?? What's worse though is I have to work in Salinas which is 200 miles aways from where I live and I start at midnight. I'm gonna miss out on all the good BBQ and fireworks since I have to leave by 8 to make it down there on time. Oh well I get holiday pay :D and maybe I'll see a few fireworks being shot over the bay on the way down there :D
Walking The Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!! !! ) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Happy 4th Of July Everyone!
Stay safe everyone!
100 Random Things About Me
1. I'm 75% Irish, 25% British (well, technically, Welsh). 2. I often wish I was full-blooded Irish (or at least full-blooded something). 3. I am a Scorpio and exhibit almost all behavioral tendencies (good & bad) the sign is supposedly known for. 4. I am left handed (in doing most things, anyway), which I believe is still less than 15% the world's population. 5. I was severely underweight for much of my childhood. 6. I'm a frustrated Philly sports fan who's losing more interest in all of it every day. (actually, I barely pay attention to the absurdity of it anymore) 7. I've become more political as I've gotten older. 8. I often use humor as a defense mechanism in serious situations, or sometimes just 'cause it's fun. 9. I'm generally very opinionated but pride myself on listening to others' viewpoints. 10. I have no time for people who don't respect others' beliefs. 11. I believe that a woman's body is her own f**king business, and not beholden to any
Lounge Meeting Now!!!
TO FAMILY THIS RUBIA I WILL BE OFF LINE OFR THE NEXT FEW DAYS DUE TO THE FACT MY EX HUSBAND AN GIRLFRIEND ABUSE MY SON, MY EX HUSBAND WHO CHOKED AN SLAM MY SON IN TO A WALL OVER ICES PLEASE BARE WITH ME ANY ONE NEEDS HELP GO TO SHADOW OR CANDYRAIN ALSO CHERRY HAS A FAMILY PROBLEMALSO SHE HAD TO LEAVE FOR HER SISTHIER SHE WILL BE BACK ON STAURDAY EVENIN PLZ KEEP CHERRY IN THE LEAD IM SORRY LOVE RUBIA
Nick&kristina's Life
when you love somebody no natter what, never sleep with anyone else until you are over that person. Because you can loose the one who truly loves you and regret it. so make sure you are really over her/him. I LOVE you Nicholas and until I'm over you I'll be waiting for you to come home to mommy
My Italian Name
Your Italian Name Is... Vittoria Rizzo What's Your Italian Name?
My King
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.
Have No Idea
Of insanity... I'd plea the fifth but then this wouldnt be any kind of blog huh? Just messing around here, getting the feel of things. Oh the feels, feel so good.....hehe See if I can learn how to make my little world more purdy like so many others here...lol... otherwise, im just plain ole me... Ok ...enough of this non-sense... chow for now..
Rants
How can you be so in love with a person, yet still have the most idiotic fights over the most idiotic things? Im 20, and Im pretty sure ive found the woman I want to spend my life with. Ive been threw hellish relationships the past 5 years. This is the only one that has ever made me think about not looking anymore. Now I like to comment girls, who I think look sexy or cute in whatever they wear in a picture. She does the same things to guys, but Im the one getting screamed at constantly about it. Thats not fair now is it? We've fought about this for a month now, its really startin to get on my last damn nerve. I dont know why she's feeling insecure. Im always with her & im always complamenting her. I think shes the hottest person in the world. Look at our picture together. But i dont know how much more stupid fights I can deal with. I dont like not knowing what to do. Anyone got any advice to a guy that needs it badly?
July 4th New Contest Rules
AS OF TODAY TO WHOEVER ENTERS A CONTEST MUST INFORM EITHER THE OWNERS RUBIA OR SHADOW OR THE SECRETARY"CANDYRAIN" BEFORE IT STARTS...YOU MUST INCLUDE A START DATE AN END DATE AND WHAT THE PRIZE IS...IF YOU DO NOT INFORM US B4 IT STARTS WE WILL NOT HELP BOMB...THERE WILL BE NO TWO FAMILY MEMBERS ALOUD IN THE SAME CONTEST...IF YOU BRING NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN AND THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST THEY MUST NOT JOIN UNTIL THIER CONTEST IS OVER TO BE FAIR TO ALL...
Alone............
I am ready for the laughter.... I am conditioned for the pain.. I have done all I can do even smile regardless of the strain... No one can tell...no one can see... Only one that knows is you and me...
The Generations Of Women
SISTER AND NEICE MOM MOM GRANDMA AND COUSIN
Family History
MARIE AND LEON FROM MESSINA ITALY LEON, TECKLA, MARIE, JOHN SR. (GRANDMA TECKLA WAS FROM THE UKRAINE AND GRANDPA JOHN WAS FROM IRELAND) MOM AND GRANDMA TILLY AND GRANDPA JOHN (YES, SHE WAS 5'11" AND WEARING FLATS IN THAT PIC) MOM AND DAD
Survey
For Fun: Send in a message (Put an X Where It Applies) Would you makeout with me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No I look like.. [] A player [] a wife/husband [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser [] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] marry me [] have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would you give me a lap dance? [] Hell Yea [] Y
I'm Sorry
*Here is something that reminds me of girls like me: I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk or when I'm drunk for that matter I'm sorry That my body's not slender or sexy enough (sorry im a thick chick with a ghetto booty) to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I actually love it when you open your car door for me, and pull out my chair.. I thought you would have been raised to treat me with respect I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a bitch I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling and watching a movie with you, instead of drinking my life away at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just fuck you like some random chick. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when
Love Sucks
Today is the fourth of july.. and i love the fireworks (that i didn't get to see because of my bubby).... but, like everyother holiday it makes me sad.. because it makes remember how much it sucks to have so much love in your heart to give away yet no one to love you back
Love
I JUST LOST THE BEST THING I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE WHICH WAS MY WIFE OF 12YRS TO ANOTHER MAN! I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IF U LOVE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE U SHOW THEM EVERYDAY SO THAT U DONT LOSE THEM LIKE I DID! ALSO TO MY LOVELY WIFE IF U READ THIS I AM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I EVER DID TO U TALK, COMPUTER, AND RUINING UR LIFE SO THAT U NOW HATE ME SO MUCH! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U AND THINK OF U AS DADDYS GIRL AND WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR U WHEN U WHAT TO COME HOME IF THAT EVER HAPPENS TO BE WITH ME AND OUR KIDS
The Reson Im Not Here
Hey guys im sorry i havent been around but im in the hospital right now. for massive migrains. I have been in since friday and dont know when i will be out. Thanks for those who care. Ill be back with a full report.. oh by the way . no internet sucks im so bored lol.
People
Most people can get my respect easily enough, Keeping it is harder. People who don't get my respect are those who for what ever reason feel the need to keep people hanging , thinking there's still something there while they go out and do whatever and whoever they want and think its alright. Then if it was the other was around then they would flip out. Other people Are the ones who don't live up to their responsibilities or expect everyone to do everything for them. I could go on and on but I won't.
Poems
You are always on my mind every minute of everyday wanting to be with you to be wrapped in your arms our bodys pressed close running my fingers thru you hair touching your face kissing your lips running my hand upon your chest feeling your heartbeat against my hand dream of you every night snuggled up to your side feeling the warmth of your body you are always on my mind its hard knowing i cant be there someday soon i will in your arms is where i want to be feeling you hold me close i love you with all my heart being with you is all i want one day i know it will happen i wont give up on that dream you are the one for me my heart feels about to explode you own my heart, body and soul you are always on my mind please dont ever forget im always here for you no matter what time day or night you have become my world my best friend i love you with no regrets morning, noon and night you are always on my mind
Big Daddys Blog
big daddy big let down you ever had one of those nights. i had way tooooo much yager like at least a pint and i hooked up with an ex. now i feel like shit in a milion diferent ways . its bad when you wake up and the other person dosent remember the night before.or just says they dont remember beceause they got something else going. . which is it really? .some one can squash you like a bug and not even notice.super man had his cryptonite i have her.for a long time i thought that was what i wanted but i see by the other persons reaction i was wrong sooo wrong. like they say "be careful what you ask for you might get it".. well i did .a pearl tongue and a few lies help to sweeten the pot. i thought i hurt but now that i write this i am more disapionted in myself than anything. the other person does nothing but disapoint me so thats normal.oh well big daddy sounds like a teenage bitch so i am going to quit complainning now.so i guess on the plus side big daddy got laid, score one for the
This Is Something Good
= YOU EITHER TEACH PEOPLE TO TO TREAT YOU WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT, OR YOU DON'T = YOU SHAPE OTHERS BEHAVIOR WHEN YOU TEACH THEM WHAT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH AND WHAT THEY CANNOT. = HATE, ANGER AND RESENTMENT ARE DESTRUCTIVE. = UGLY EMOTIONS CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. = YOU'LL NEVER GET WHAT YOU DON'T ASK FOR. = BELIEVE THAT YOU DESERVE WHAT IT IS THAT YOU WANT. = TALK IS CHEAP. = MEASURE YOURSELF AND OTHERS BASED ON RESULTS- NOT INTENTIONS,OR WORDS. = YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DON'T. = YOU CREATE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE. = YOU CANNOT DODGE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HOW AND WHY YOUR LIFE IS THE WAY IT IS. = YOU WILL NEVER FIX A PROBLEM BY BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE. = EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE- INCLUDING THE THOUGHTS YOU THINK, HAS CONSEQUENCES. = IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN, YOU'LL BE USED AS A STEPPING STONE FOR THOSE WHO DO. = IF YOU DON'T REQUIRE MUCH OF YOURSELF, YOUR LIFE WILL BE OF POOR QUALITY. = WE TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO TREAT US. = THE SAME PAIN THAT BURDENS YOU N
Pandora's Box
Well here is my blog. I named this section Pandora's Box because you never know what I will put in here.
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Every Woman Should Have And Know.....
> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > > A set of screwdrivers, > a cordless drill, and > a black lace bra.. > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > One friend who > Always makes her Laugh... > And one > Who lets her cry... > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > > A good piece of furniture > not previously owned by > Anyone else in her family... > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE > Eight matching plates, > Wine glasses with stems, > And a recipe for a meal that will > Make her guests feel honored. > > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... > A feeling of control over > Her destiny... > > > EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... > How to fall in love > Without losing herself... > > > EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... > How to quit a Job > > Break up with a lover > > and confront a friend without ruining the friendship > > > EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... > When to try harder... and > WHEN TO WALK AWAY. > > > EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... > That she can't change > The length of her calves, > The width of her hips, or
Enclave
OUR MISSION includes: Offering a clean and safe facility where people of all choices and tastes can congregate, socialize and fraternize in an accepting and non-judgemental environment, free of predjudice and stigma. Providing games, activities and discussion groups for recreation and intellectual stimulation. Providing ongoing education and support as people explore their nature, learn how to safely express themselves, and meet others with similar mindsets. Presenting seminars and workshops on such topics as; preventing STD's, rape prevention, protecting yourself from predators, online safety, alternative sexuality and the law, as well as instruction in skills and techniques involved in various lifestyles.
A Series Of Jokes
Things that irritate a sane person 1. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 2. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. 3. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. 4. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" 6. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. 7. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. 8. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. 9. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. 10. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. 11. The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. 12. There are always one or two ice cubes that
Family
30 Jul 2007 5:50 27 Jul 2007 21:28 FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIE
Curious About Death
I am confused and maybe even crazy but i was just wondering when they say someone dies from natural causes what exactly is natural causes. Any input would be great. Thank you and have a great week.
Horoscope July 5, 2007
No matter how much you would like to, you can't chase away emotion with new sensation. You have to deal with your feelings in a more adult fashion. So no impulse eating, shopping or acting out, okay?
Where Is This Guy??? I Want Him!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats, and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in, watching movies, and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about whe
Poem To My Son For Independance!
Independence Day is a day to be celebrated!! A day we can look upon as freedom. The freedom to speak our minds and express our spirit. A day where we reflect on the founders of this country. The trials they have endured and the hardships they overcame. We celebrate this day in honor of our soldiers who have fought, do fight and will fight for our freedoms. By remembering the past, we are able to understand the present. With the understanding of the present, we will succeed in the future. We celebrate with fireworks to show the beauty and color that life has to offer. The ever changing world in all it's awe. Independence Day is a day to be celebrated!! May God Bless America!!Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
The End
I feel so alone, and depressed right now. It seems like no matter how much I help other people with their problems, when I need someone to talk to there is noone. I'm so tired of giving so much of myself, no matter what it is because I seem to get so little back in return. I'm tired of being alone. Tired of women saying they want a nice guy and then they push you away for the asshole. I'm so tired of living and sometimes wish whatever greater power there is would set me free. Tho apperently I have yet to suffer enough. From The Doors(the movie)-Pam: "Does death turn you on? Do you love death?" Jim M.: "Life hurts alot more...When you die the pains over." The End by The Doors This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end Ill never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need..
Stalker App
Hello All this is a Stalker App what you do is fill it out and send it back to me tho Yahoo Messanger at sad_jake
Stalker App
Hey ther Wizzard6969 here this is a Stalker app how it works is you fill it out and then send it to wizzard6969 on Yahoo Messanger when you have it completed and follow all the steps: a>
Your Opinions On This Youtube Vid Plz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH6AYVn2yw4 there it is...I know what I think,But I am ready to hear you first...
Surgery Date
WELL IM GOING IN NEXT FRIDAY FOR MY SURGERY WISH ME LUCK SINCE ILL NEED IT SEEING AS IM GOING UNDER THE KNIFE ON FRIDAY THE 13TH IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME ANYTHING LIKE GET WELL CARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE SEND IT TO MY PO BOX AT D GONZALES P.O. BOX 1533 GLENDALE,AZ 85311 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME ILL BE AT ST. JOESPH HOSPITAL
Freedom- U May Not Like This
Freedom With today’s political and social climate, we hear a lot of talk about freedom and in many cases the image of freedom is a misguided one proposed by those that actually wish to be safe, rather than free. Warriors look at freedom in a different light than those that will never have the fortitude, the courage or the determination to be warriors, which always at some point raises a conflict between warriors and those who only wish to be protected by warriors. Throughout history, families, tribes, villages, and countries have sought freedom from those that seek to control them and to various degrees many have succeeded in gaining their freedom, only to forfeit it once again by assuming that freedom includes the freedom to do nothing. Warriors on the other hand understand that freedom can never be gained, earned, won or maintained without sacrifice, so therefore freedom and sacrifice can never be truly separated. Non warriors presume that freedom i
First Time
There are many first times in life lol some great timesso not so great ..Anyways this is my first time being a cherry :) so if you would all be patcient i would greatly apreciate it ..any advice or info i will take in apreciate all tho i may not follow to well lol i have blond moments but you will find im pretty relaxed and just am me i dont try to impress noone if ya dont like me fuk off its simple lol..but anywho thanks to those who rated me already i tried to return that favor and hope you all had a great 4th
Why Can't People Just Mind There Own Business?
Why can't people just mind their own business? I saw a video on youtube yesterday in which a gentelmen purchased a hooker. The worked for Lowe's and was driving a Lowe's box truck. First he drove around a park where there are alot of hookers and he chose the one he liked. He drove her to a resturaunt and got into the back of the truck on proceeded to have sex with her. Then a gentelmen with a video camera opened the back of the truck and told the man he had called the cops and called his boss. The man with the camerea said if wasn't safe for his kids to play in the park or anyone's wife to go shopping because this gentleman was banging whore's. First of all let me just say that I am not saying that buying a hooker is ok because its not. I just to share my thoghts on this video. The guy with the video camera I hope he dies tonight. I mean how is this banging a hooker gonna keep kids from playing in a park or keep anyone's wife from shopping. Answer is its not. This guy with the ca
Are You This Naughty
we went out to eat. i got there first and was at the tabel when you walked in. you had on this short littel plade skirt and a white top. you looked so hot. when you got to me you bent over with this very naughty smile and whispered in my ear this is what i took off in the car. as you handed me your underwear. i looked up at you and said you have been hear 10seconds and you are already giveing me a hard on! god i love it when you feel like being naughty. every thing about you was hot. the way you smelled. the way you walked over to me. the way you showed just enough of your breast to drive me crazy. and most of all how someone that looked so sweet and good could have such a naughty side! you drive me crazy baby doll. you came over and sat beside of me. we ordered our drinks. the waiter could not take his eyes off you and i could understand why. as yo u were talking to him with out missing a beat you totaly shocked me. you reach over under the tabel and started rub on my already hard
4th Of July Pics
Well I uploaded a few. But looks like CT is acting up. I have more to upload but I keep getting Error: upload not completed successfully.. try again? I used firefox. i have reoboted, refreshed and its not letting me upload them. I have tried everything. I went to the support lounge with no help.. I will try and upload the rest later. CT has me pissed at the moment :(
Anything And Everything
Im sitting here trying to enjoy my last days of freedom, and the people in my life arent making it easy.Especially the men I love most. They keep telling me that they will be there for me, but none of them want to get too close for fear of being hurt (Men:dont claim to understand them,just love them)One in particular keeps going back and forth, the night before (hadnt seen him in a while)he was being very affectionate. And yesterday I tried to keep a distance( long story) but he kept suprising me.Just wanna ask him whats really up, but dont know if i would get a real answer. Thats about it for now, if i think about the other stuff right now, will give me too much of a headache
Teenage Drinking & Driving
It is SOOO emotionally draining to go to a funeral home visitation of a 16 yr old and to leave there and have to go to the next funeral home for another visitation of a 15 yr old. I sooooooo don't want to let my son out of my sight! :( And yes I realize thats impossible. Just the way I feel after this evening.
Blessed Be My Friend...
It ironic that when I get bad news it is to CT friends that I turn to. I just got a phone call that a wonderful friend of mine has died. He and his wife and family have been part of my life for 15years. When I was a single Mother, they helped me with raising my son. When I was alone in a strang city...they helped me. I remember when I learned to drive a stickhift car, Dave was the one who taught me. I think I worried him alot that day but he was understanding and very patient. They are about 10yrs older than me, but we watched our kids grow up together and we went through hell together. When my son got the chicken poxes they wanted Cory over there so that thier kids could get it too. From them I learned how to live as a strong woman and Mother. THrough Dave my son was taught to fish, built things, and camp. The best memories I have are of them. They were at every important moment of my life. From Partying with me at 21yrs old, to helping raise my son, to see
Layout
i am bored so i did my layout for my ct pages so let me know what you think
Movies
In this blog I'll talk about movies. Although, knowing me I'll post one or two and then get bored with it ... or just get lazy. I saw Transformers on Tuesday night with Jay. It was pretty sweet. Michael Bay didn't completely fuck it up like I thought he would. Some of the best special effects I've ever seen, and the action was pretty insane (at least Bay's usually good for that). The story was weak, but I wasn't expecting too much anyway. Room for improvement, but still pretty awesome. -Corey P.S. That's hardly what I call a review. I just wanted to throw something up real quick.
Smartazz's
Why do we always get smartazz comments from people when u post a dam mumms ? No matter how many mumms u post u always get a f**king clown.. What's the deal with people?
Contest
To all my friends and family,, I am in 2 contests, the first one is 4th of July: here's the link to that one: the 2nd one is for Hottest Uniform Contest and here is the link for that one: The only way that I can win is from you guys rating and commenting my pictures, so show me that serving during Desert Storm was appreciated!! You can rate once and comment as many times as you want!! much love and blessed be Lena aka mistress dark angel
Life Sucks..
Hey, Well.. Some People on here.. Just don't know how to keep their Mouths Closed! One Person Should Know Who They are... Message me and Ask me about a Certain Person, Then Turn the Tables, and say I was asking them about that Person.. And say I was hitting on one of their Friends!! It's a Bunch of Bullshit if you ask me! I don't Flirt with ppl on the Net. Unless I know them.. I'm not a Big Whore like this Person.. And the Other person, Just won't listen to what I have to say, Even tho They are supposed to be a good friend.. But I guess the Tables Turned on that one too.. So, I guess I just don't know what the Fuck to do anymore.. I can't totally Erase Them from my Mind.. This person I thought was a really good friend, and I could tell them anything. And now they just won't talk to me! So, My life Just typically Sucks right now. Because of this One Individual.. And the Shit they Started!! I hate People!!
Fucking Drugs
one of my friends was killed yesterday moring he was found behing night trips in lawton ok shot an left to die over fucking drugs this really fucking sucks :(
Having A Blast
Hey everyone I have been having a blast here, today I went and took my test for truck driving and then I got my permit and then I had my first experience in driving and it is not easy double clutching is not fun but I learned how to do it today and then I had to downshift too. And guess what else I didn't hit any curves. ROFLMAO I have two more weeks her and then I am going to be on the road for about eight months with this company that I am with. I just wanted to touch base with everyone.
Heartbroken
I had Pebbles for 15 years. She was an african grey parrot. She was a baby to me. I took her everywhere. She talked and would always give me kisses. I dont know why she died. I am very sad right now. I loved her very much. I went to check on her and give her some food and water but she wouldnt drink the water and she didnt do her normal head bobbong thing she does to me when she sees me. I knew right away something was wrong. I tried to get her to drink some water and she wouldnt so I called the vet. I live on Cape Cod and there arent many vets around here adn the only emergency vet hpstpital that is here said they donthave anyone on that knows about parrots so they would try and locate a vet for me that does. In the meantime Pebbles had fallen to the bottom of the cage. I picked her up and started force feeding her water with a medicine syringe, she was drinking it but not responding well. She finally took her last breath and died in my arms. I was crying and my son was crying. My son
Construction Code
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.
Flood
well over the weekend my apt got flooded some of my things got messed up. me and my son had to stay there for three days with water all over the place! finally they moved me to a new apt. on monday, but my only problem is that some people are tellin me i should get a lawyer but i dont know wat to do! i did fall down the steps cause the water and my son to but im kinda innocent minded to all this so i need help wat should i do?
Happy Birthday!
thanks to everyone that sent me a birthday greeting or, an gift It was greatly appreated!!! Glad I have my Cherry Tap Friends!
Sex
r u a good kisser?greatguys would totaly bang you againHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
A Vampire's Kiss
A strong sense of connection A loving embrass A sharp pain in the side of my neck Everything slowly fades to red He was my love He was my life I will never love anyone the way I love him This kiss would never be forgottn It changed my life forever I was now part of a new world A world of eternal darkness My love and I will be together for eternity A vampire's kiss changed my life A vampire's kiss brought a sense of completion into my life There was never a first kiss that meant so much As my vampire's kiss Through darkness I found light Through death I found life and love Copyright 2007 Crystal Allen
Wtf
why why why.... After 3 years and all we've done, bought this house and land....got ourselves a life... now you descide that you would rather spend your time partying ,drunk and high.... I never asked for anything more then love honor and respect from you...and I gave you all that I ever expected for you to give back.... but yet here we are another summer and you have lost your mind... I have never heard of a seasonal addict...but nw i have lived it. you have finally decided that you would rather spend your time drunk and stoned... well enjoy your "friends" little gurlie...cause once they use you up they will toss you aside... this all would be a bit easier if you could've told me why. all i got was the " its not you its me" well....duh....no shit sherlock... i gave you love, trust, caring, hope, and respect...and yet even where the kids a re concerned you are just oblivious.... I could deal with this if you were an actual alcoholic...and this was something we have bee
Hewwo
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The Longest Night Ever
so some reason this feels like its gonna be a reallyl ong night.. its hot and sticky... i have a song stuck in my head.. and i finally realized that someone ive liked for a really long time really doesnt like me.. like apparently not even alittle bit or as a friend... how fucked p is that?!?! oh well.. i guess its my guitar that will do the talkin tonight huh? cinn[vicious]
Relationship Tips!!!! (must Read)
i don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty good with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends
Looking For Some Cherrytap Help
I am really trying to get this for my son. He got straight A's the whole school year and really deserves thhis.His B-day is coming up and I just cant afford a X-Box 360. All I need is 10 referrals and thats it. It is free. Just Please take a second to read this. I took it from my ebay page. Thanks in advance and i will somehow return the favor I promise. Just take 1 minute and read this. This is very EASY to do! It literally takes 10 minutes to setup. Simply follow the steps below. Click on the link below, register, pick an account type (referral is the easiest) and complete just 1 offer (Very important that you complete the 1 offer otherwise your account will sit in limbo until you do).This is not like other sites where you need to complete one offer on 2 or 3 different pages!!! And a lot of these offers are FREE trials with nothing else to buy...No committments!!! There are plenty of cool offers to choose from such as Blockbuster online, Stamp.com, Netflix, Gamefly which ar
A Tru Story (not Mine)
* I have put this story here as a reminder to everyone. Play safe.* ColdIce's Story A sad but true story The following article/story was originally found on the Anvil Dungeon International site (which WAS specifically for BBW -Big Beautiful Women- and had an IRC Undernet channel #BBW-BDSM). This non-fiction accounting of a woman's true and horrific IRC-to-'real life' is here thanks to DRKfantasy. MY STORY Some of you know me personally, some only through the computer. Some of you may not of ever heard of me. I am writing this in the hopes of saving someone from going through the anguish and heartache that I and my family have gone through. My nickname on Chat is Cold as Ice1. I am 38 years old. I have a family consisting of three children and three step children. The older two step children do not live with me /but I was very close to them. Living at home are my three children. Lisa is 19. Shelley is 13 and Daniel is 7. My step daughter 18 also lives
Twisted.....yeah,....thats Me
friends and fans,.....cum check out the pics,..NSFW!!!...let me know.
Csdblog
http://csdkrew.com
The Joys Of Fatherhood!
You know i used to be one of those guys that always said i didnt want kids. I never thought that i had it in me to give a child the love they deserved because of my relationship with my father. You know they say like father like son. Well i have to admit that i was foolish in my thoughts and i stand corrected today. For many it is a major occurence in life that brings them to a realization or spurs that much needed change. Not to short play the magnitude of having a child but i have to say that I am a better man because of them. I have 2 boys ages 6 and 2 (please feel free to check out the pics in the loves of my life folder) and b4 the mi walked around with this tough guy attitude like i was unstoppable, that all changed on the early morning of june 10, 2001. The day i shed the first emotion driven tears in my life. Ill keep it short in saying that because of them I am stronger, better, and a more loving human being! They saved my life.... If you are a pare
Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuc
Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l
Sleepy
Umm. Im tired and yea.. so ima go to sleep!
Fbi Now Hiring
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots w
Hell And Back
why when you assume something is over it never is....im giving up on it and as soon as it so over so i thought, he comes back and makes a move very unexpected. i just dont know anymore. life is insanity in a bottle
Ummmm
im not gna lie this shit is confusing. it's giving me a headache trying to keep up with all the comments and ratings and requests and shit. ouch.
Cowboys With Skoal
Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State : 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! "They then asked,"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Bbq
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situat
Don't Comment My Contest Pic Please
Please disregard the photo contest I was previously in, the seciest eyes contest.. I have asked the sponsor to remove my pic fom it since there seems to be some bias. I was in first and 'pulling too far ahead' and my pic was deleted an re uploaded. Several of my friends sent me screen shots to show how I went from alot of comments to none and the shout box conversation where the sponsor told the guy I was pulling too far ahead. That's a rigged contest to me. Pulling far ahead is what wins. For those of you who went, thank you so much for your support. I will be more careful and choosy in the future if I enter something. But again PLease DO NOT go rate that pic of mine. And I Asked him to remove it from the contest so there should be no pic to rate by the morning. My apologies. Please repost as a bulletin for me so It gets out to everyone on my list and yours. If you don't know what I am talking about just disregard. Thanks.
Quizz's N Tests
Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENFP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 25 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and discon
Fakeness
Honestly, fakeness comes in many forms and sometimes it may take a long time for you to realize how fake one person can be. Fakeness can come in the form of fake pictures, pictures of someone who isnt them. Fakeness can be people who pretend to be your friend because it benefits them. Personally I think all of us have been burned a couple times, hell I had a friend over 3 years on the net turn out to be the biggest fake Ive ever known.. Sad really. how do you learn to find trust in people again... sadly its not always taht easy ... alot of good people may lose out on a chance to know you cause some twisted fuck decided to fuck with ya head...
Drama
You know, I sit here and read a lot of people who is sick of the drama, whether it be here on CT or on Yahoo Messenger or what have you and it really makes me wonder, do you expect to have no drama at all? I doubt that'll ever happen because I have news for you all, there is always going to be drama whether it be on the internet or in our lives away from the internet because it's always gonna be there, it could be medical problems or people starting crap with you or even good drama like somebody coming on to you sexually, so whatever you do, you either have to go with the flow or hide because I don't care who you are or whatever your using internet wise or not, there is always going to be drama, I know, my life has been drama since day one of being born on god's greeen earth being physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy and it'll never get worse unless people want to make it worse which is entirely possible or it can't get worse but only time will tell and I for one am not running aw
Pit Bull Bad Rap Is Bullshit
i dont understand why people give the pit bull such a bad rap because those people are a bunch of ignorant idiots.first of all they see whats on the news and believe it,mistake #1.second there is no such thing as a pit bull,pit bulls disappeared centuries ago,they are american pit bull terriers,they dont get there name from pit fighting with other dogs like so many of you dumbshits believe,they got there name from being put in a pit to kill rats in early roman times and people would place bets on seeing how many they could kill.third ever since ive owned my "pit bull" ive found loyalty,devotion,and a faithful companion unlike that of any person or other dog in my life.the bond i have with my BEST FRIEND Kaos is unmatched and unbreakable.its not the dog its the way they are raised.he loves everyone...til they try me,then he would tear your ass up without hesitation or losing a wink of sleep.now you want to call that a killer,or a nuisance,i call that a partner.trust another person like
Evil_corpse
FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I WILL BE PUTING OUT MY FRIST CD ON 10/9/2007 IT WILL HAVE 6 SONGS ON IT I WILL BE GIVEING IT OUT FOR FREE IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT OUT HERE TO WARE IM AT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL MAIL YOU ONE THIS IS FOR MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE TO MY BAND MUCH LOVE FOR SPIKE AND MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS TO MY E-MAIL OK MY E-MAIL IS spike_cox1981@yahoo.com ok thanks THE NAME OF THE CD IS YOUR ALL DOOMED SOONER OR LATRE IM GOING TO GET YOU ! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I HAVE GO HERE IS MY URL FOR IT http://www.myspace.com/evilcorpse666 AND YOU CAN HERE THE MUSIC AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF KEEP IT REALL AND AWAYS EVIL
If U Wana Date Me
IF U WANA DATE ME FILL OUT A APP AND POST ME WITH IT Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. would u fuck me? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed
Phone Technisions We Knowý
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.
Donknow
can sumone plez tell me wat a blog is? lmfao thankz all
"sick Ride"
At the Del Mar Fair in San.Diego CA
Just Uploaded Some More Pictures
Pretty Lady
LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOU
Please Sign My Guestbook!
Hey guys! Please come by and show me some luv by signing my Guestbook!
To All My Fiends
I wanted to take this time and tell everyone thank you for all the Birthday wishes.. You made it a very nice day. It is nice to have people out there that care and take the time to show it... Love you all. Kisses, Charlie
Lmao 1 900 Pee On Me!
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Passion
Original poetry by me. Do not rip! Passion Passionate kisses, tongues surging Bodies tangled, souls merging Love growing, blooming Hearts pounding, booming Sweat dripping Ecstasy gripping Bodies shuddering Hearts fluttering And then the release…. Collapsing into satiated peace. - Brian 2007
The Truth About Contests & Giveaways
OK, THIS POSTING IS NEARLY A WEEK OVERDUE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! RECENTLY I WAS HELPING OUT A FRIEND IN A CONTEST (JUSTWINK). THE CONTEST WAS FOR "SWEETEST PERSON ON CT". THIS WAS THE HOST OF THE CONTEST... DRAGON RIDER@ CherryTAP THE OPPONENT WHO REMAINED MARGINALLY AHEAD OR BEHIND WINK AT ALL TIMES WAS..... ashleylovesbenny' (ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ© of CT)@ CherryTAP THE COMPETITION ENGAGED IN BLANK COMMENT BOMBING AND ONE NIGHT GAINED 500 COMMENTS WITHIN A HALF HR PERIOD WITH ONLY 3 PEOPLE BOMBING. THERE WERE OTHER INSTANCES WHICH DID NOT MAKE SENSE THAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY GAIN THAT MANY COMMENTS IN THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT PASSED B4 WE CHECKED THE COMMENT NUMBERS AGAIN. ONE AFTERNOON I WAS COMMENTING ON WINK AND WE WERE USING THE SHOUTBOX TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE CONTEST. A COMMENT I POSTED ON WINK'S PIC SAID "I HATE CHEATERS", THIS WAS PERTAINING TO MY PRIOR CHEATING BOYFRIEND. ALL OF A SUDDEN I GET ATTACKED IN THE SHOUTBOX BY SOMEONE RU
Last Hug
Hello, Are You There?
Hello, are you there? Hello, are you there? What happened, what is it, where did you go? We were so close, a friendship continuing to grow but, You left me, you left me without letting me know. My friend, the best going through everything, thick and the thin United we were forever till the end, Will I hear or see you ever again? Talk to me, tell me, explain to me, shouldn't you though? Im still here a lil hurt but strong, Supporting you as if you could do no wrong. Remember to look inside what is true, remember us, remember what we went through, Friendship whats pure and real will always be here standing still, it may move fast it may move slow, I still want to hear why you left me, you left me without letting me know!
14 Horses
http://media.log-in.ru/i/horses14round.jpg I couldnt find all of them myself lol.
Name It
ive heard it called everything from a cookie (and another C word) a fur burger and it doesnt matter what I seem to call it I ususally end up getting bitched out or pissing someone off.so comment and tell me what do you ladies call it.
July 6th Cherry Needs Help Immediately!!!
make sure all ur comments are show make sure thiers no blanks this was brought to my attention rubia so plz watch
My Love
check out his profile . . . drew@ CherryTAP
Threesome-foursome
We are planning to have a bang this weekend....any ladies want to join! Let us know...time is ticking!
See Me
Can you really see me Do you know what I am thinking Do you understand me? Do you feel what I feel? Can you really see me? I a real and I feel alone I am but one person to the world I am scared and afraid Can you really see me? My eyes are open but I cannot see My heart is weak and fragile My feelings are weak and damaged as well Can you really see me? I must fight I must go on I am strong but weak at the same time I am rejected and alone Can you really see me? Do I seem beautiful to you ? Do I seem courageous to you ? Do I seem sensitive to you ? Can you really see me ? Please see me for me Please understand me Please never give up on me Can you really see me?
Sxyrebel
Please click pic below, place 10 or more comments, let me know and I will buy you a gift and no its not a cheesy little Thank you card... Thanks, Wendi
July 6th
29 today WOO HOO, Where's the excitement?
Let's Get Some Shit Straight
so look I'm not in anything just for your convenience.... if you wanted to be with me, fucking make an effort. I'm busy and have a life too but ya know i take the time to txt or stop by and what do i get in return? nada.. I'm sick of guys expecting me to be the one who drops everything to go to them. ANY kind of relationsip is a two way street. that includes just a friendship or a relationship. so guys... get with the fucking program...
Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in the struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, just take a good look in the mirror and see what That man has to say. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear up to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous difficult test if the Man in the Glass is your friend. For the world may think you're a straight-shooting chum and give you pats on the back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartache and tears if you've cheated the Man in the Glass. A. Anonymous
Everyone!
Leave me stuff!!!! On my pictures. I'll make sure it's worth you're while. Take a look n you'll see what I mean.
Totally Frustrated.....
Ok so i'm in this contest right! And right now I'm ahead but this chic is counting and I just don't have it in me for that monotonous bullshit. I've posted bullitins,my friends are on......well some of them, and I just don't get why I aint gettin' any help here. It's not the end of the world, but a few of these chics don't hold a candle next to me...not to be conceited...it's true go look you'll see. And damn it comment me a time or two will ya and maybe even repost my bullitin huh? Sorry if I sound bitchy, but .....oh this is just makin' me coocoo Cheri
Country Stampeede
The party came, the party went. Now it's time to take down the tent. Time to pack shit up, time to get on the way. I still can't believe it's already Monday! I met new people, I saw new faces. Most of them came from pretty cool places. I had fun, it was like heaven. It was a great Stampeede 2007!!
The Blue Ninja- The Drink.
So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues." Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra. I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass." THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)
I'm Back On Deck!!
On cherry tap and in my home town
Contest Has Started
This is a Firework My Words Here are your contestants, give them lots of love and support. Rate them and bomb them.
Why I Fly For The Empire
I found this again when going through old PC Gamers. This is from May 1997. Back during the Tie Fighter vs X-Wing big days hehe. Why we fly for the Empire As we eagerly await our copies of X-wing vs. TIE Fighter, we've had a heated debate as to which side our team will fly when we take on all comers and reduce them to salvage. The consensus is we'll be suiting up for the Galactic Empire - and here's our reasons why. (I've got a bad feeling about this...) ° Vader is your Co-Pilot: We think a guy who can strangle people over a videophone is someone who ought to be watching out six. ° Ship names that don't just rattle off the alphabet (A-wing, B-wing, X-wing, Y-wing...) ° When confronted with bad news, Imperial Navy Officers don't whine "Nooo!" and then jump down bottomless shafts. ° Our Bespin Cloud miners don't pitch Colt 45 on the side. ° Darth Vader's Imperial announcements have the same soothing, reassuring tone as that guy from CNN. ° White armo
Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I sol
Only In America!
Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front! Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke! Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters! Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage! Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'! Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "
Poems
If we lost… If you lost your mind, I would be your thoughts. If you lost your happiness, I would be your laugh. If you lost your strength, I would be your muscles. If you lost hope, I I would be your faith. If you lost will, I would be your reason. If you lost your breath, I would catch the wind. If you lost sole, I would be your spirit. If you lost your heart, I would be your beat. If you lost your love, I would bring you back your passion. If you lost me, I would give a hundred second chances. If I lost my mind, You would laugh and lend me yours. If I lost happiness, You would be my smile. If I lost strength, You would pick me up and carry me. If I lost hope, You would believe for me. If I lost will, You would say over and over “don’t give up”. If I lost breath, You would give yours away and turn
When In Need Count On Your Fellow Cherries!
See it all started when A friend showed my this awesome site called cherryTAP and it was all GOOD since then.Now as I build great friendships with twenty sum odd friend through this web site I figured since I RATE & COMMENT BOMB THE HELL outta my friends folders maybe, just maybe, they will do the same! If we stay in contact enough and you think of me as a genuine friend will YOU atleast rate all my pix at least one to two folders? Because you know I rate the fu*k out of yours (Because we all know... RATES=LEVELING UP)
To The Downraters And Haters...
Personally...I could care less how my pictures or I am rated...points are points after all. As I've already told some people who have rated me 7s or 8s...I actually prefer that over 'obligatory' 10s & 11s. Hell, I don't expect everyone on this planet to like me or find me attractive...I know I don't feel that way about everyone I meet... On the other hand...just running through and throwing 1s because you're bored, or others have rated you badly...whatever the reason...is sad. It saddens me that you have such a low self-esteem that you have to let it out on others...especially considering there are people here who get hurt or feel bad when downrated like that for no reason. If you really think someone is ugly or stupid or whatever...don't rate them. Simple as that...and most everyone stays happy, plays nice and people don't get all riled up over pointless stuff. However that won't help you feel better...like I said, sorry that you have such low self esteems. A shame really...
On My Mind...
I just seen you walking, i almost forgot to breath, my heart just skipped a beat. I wish the curse could be lifted from me, you are everything he will never be. I like to sit back and think of how things might go, us together not caring who knows. You asked me if i was falling and the answer is yes, my question to you is are you falling too or should i give my hopes a rest? I click with you like noone ever before, i just clash with him and i just want you more. all i have ever wanted in a relationship as far as communication i get with you, please just don't play me for a fool and for you i'll be true. I want you and it is so deep that i have no more words to explain it, so for now i guess i have no options just goals and have to sit back and bite the bit. I wish this could be easy but for me nothing ever is, but i want to be yours...not his. Always: Me!
My Dreams
My dreams are something that comes and something that goes but its ok because when i look at life in the face i know that no matter what comes around goes around and i will always manage to make it through whatever is tossed at me.... I have had many dreams and alot of them have either come true or they have fallen down... But its all ok because i will make it through it all because i am something that alot of people think im not and thats strong. I dont have to prove myself to anyone but myself, and i dont even have to do that because i know who i am and i know what i need to do and i know what i want in life. Kiss of faith is a kiss of death. You have to watch were you land. For you dont know what the death will bring you of the kisses. The walk to take to open things for old and new things to end. I kissed my death, i walked my line now i open my eyes and make it worth all i can do and work towords makeing things all better. I will kiss my faith for death every now and then bu
!~snapvine Is Cool As Hell~!
so, leave me a message my LOVELY CHERRIES (its at the top of my about me section underneath my yahoo messenger name)...like i said "IT'S FREE TO CALL" also IT'S EASY TO USE! A perfect way to communicate with your friends online also while you are away from your PC because you can check them by calling your personal ID message box from your home or cell phone! Im telling you its a nice addition to the online community!
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Just So Sad....
Ok, so not only have both my cars been messed up these past two weeks and have been having a horrid time at work, today I found out my therapist that I have only seen once has actually dumped me and is referring me out.... I have too many issues for her. What kinda of crazy person get's dumped by a psychologist?!?!?! ok maybe i am just way to stressed out but that is just simply wrong!!!!!!!!
New Pics
check out my new naked pics, i think u will like much muahhhhhhh
My Tarot Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?
Life
ways of dealing with the burdens of life: 1* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12* The second mouse gets the cheese. 13* When everything's coming your way, you're in th
Computer Set-up
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed .... P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: * PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!*
This Is Crazy But I Want To See What Happens.
I know this may be lame or crazy but I want to give it a shot. I just started getting into collecting coke reward caps. Im curious who is willing to help me here. If anyone has these spare caps and are not using it can you email the codes to dal112772@hotmail.com. or just put it in my blog. I will repay you back with a gift of some sort. Thanks guys appreciate it.
Cabby & The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley." He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister,
Bubba Died In A Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes'
I Miss You
I Miss You It's been hours since I last waved at you, days since we last talked, weeks since we last joked I miss the glow in your eyes, the joy in your smile, the closeness and comfort I feel whenever I'm with you You are the distraction from the harsh reality, yet the remedy for my sorrows In other words, I really miss being with you and not just that.. I miss the person who gives me this cheer, and that person is YOU
Sexual Positions
Because I am bored I went looking for information about sexual positions and found one I had not heard of - The Sprinkler. So I thought I would share what Cosmo has posted: Save this position for a day (or night) when you two have the backyard to yourselves. Stand beside a soft-spraying sprinkler and bend over so the water hits your genitals. If you can't reach your hands to the ground, place them on your thighs or calves for support. Your partner should stand behind you and put his hands around your waist as he enters you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: The sprinkler provides the same kind of clitoral stimulation as a handheld nozzle. And the aroma of wet grass boosts your sense of smell, making this a supersensory experience.
Shay Smiles
Satisfy... I’m on a hunt today, I don’t know what I’ll find I look for better pay or a better way To ease my mind. There are things that I will do and There are things that I will not do To satisfy my erg to live and enjoy this life Hard times have fallen and There are things that have to be done Nothing is ever won In this game I call life Full of pain and full of strife But maybe, just might This time is right To take care of the things that need taken care of. I work so hard and show so much love I know that the Lord above has a plan for me To help me get on my feet But that plan can be so blinding to me So tiring you see..? Why should I work so hard For nothing in return Though it seems My feet and my mind burn From watching these streets Trying so hard to strive to satisfy My erg to live and enjoy this life.
Help My Friend ;)sexygyrl;)100% Out In Her Contest Plzzzzzz
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The Government Knows Best?
A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field,” motioning to a pasture off to the west. The DOA agent said, “I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.” So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmer’s prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound. The DOA agent screaming for help! The old farmer yelled back, “Show him your card!! Show him your card!!”
Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b
I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl
Cherish (an Oldie)
Cherish is the word I use to describe All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside You don't know how many times I wish that I had told you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could mold you into someone Who could cherish me as much As I cherish you Perish is the word that more than applies To the hope in my heart each time I realize That I am not gonna be the one To share your dreams That I am not gonna be the one To share your schemes That I am not gonna be the one To share what seems to be the life that you could cherish As much as I do yours Oh, I'm beginning to think That man has never found The words that could make you want me That have the right amount of letters Just the right sound That could make you hear, make you see That you are driving me out of my mind Oh, I could say I need you But then you'd realize That I want you Just like a thousand other g
Love Me?
every get that thought about how can someone say 'i love you'? well im wondering that right now. i was recently bitten by a brown recluse. i told the man that claims he loves me thru a instant msg a few days ago when it happened (thats the only means bc he's in iraq) and i can understand him not saying anything about it or getting back with me bc he's been busy. well tonight while talking to him and agrueing about somethin else i mention it again. saying you know i expected to you show some concern about me telling you that i got bitten by a brown recluse but no nothing. and he's like sorry ive been treating gsw. ok i understand that, and i let it go. just waiting to see if it crosses his mind to ask about it, i wait and wait and wait, nope still nothing. so as im getting off to go take a shower im like oh btw i mentioned it again and you still show no concern so nvm forget about it. still he says nothing which this time is fine means he's listening, good for him. but i cant help but w
Boredom
sucks when ya bored.......
Always On That Dollar Chase
gotta get 2 da money,aint no other way about it.Chasing a wastin it like only i can.Always taking nore & more, tryin 2 set up that next big score.All 4 my sons, just so they can have a better life.
Im Sorry
I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
How Can I Understand?
When I speak with my friends @ work who are supposed to be very very very close friends, and they are in a bad mood, they want me to cheer them up, but how can I Cheer them up and make them happy when they wont tell meats wrong? Try to make ya think a little bit.
Newie
hi all, im caroline im from adelaide australia. im a newie here at cherry tap and i like the site so far, pretty unique site. so if u see my profile just send me a msg/rate me and ill do the same. hope to talk to you all soon. cheers
Funny Stuff
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet... You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one. You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com" Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. All of your friends have an @ in their names. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." You ask a plumber how much it would cost to r

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
Hi All!
Im new to this site. As for AFF and My Space I am little shy. Here well I think I am going to be a little bit more open. I am looking for a very rich guy. Why you ask, I am tried of not having any food, worry about bills. I would love to date a Dr, or Vet... or a lawyer... I am not a book reader, but Just love to get to know someone that is want I would love to be. I dont really know me for I dont know the other half.. I know my mother... but dont know my real father... some guy married my mom just to give a last name... I feel so gulity for being here. My mom would say You are worth being here "B" that "W' that. Here she is F my boy friends. Making me to go on her older much older men. I am not scard to be able to go on, but I would like to buy the things I need and want. Which I am sure will never happen. Anyway Have a great day...
Something Only A Man Would Do
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two
A Dream
I am lost I am alone I hurt you You hurt me too I loved you You loved me too I hated you You hated me too I needed you You needed me too I held you tight You held me tight too I kissed you softly You kissed me too I'm so sad now I awoke to find it was just a dream
Maybe When
Maybe when you're done fighting for what you think is number one Maybe when you think it through Maybe when you find she's just not the one Maybe if I'm not with someone new I might take a second look at you Maybe if we're through you might see what you've done Maybe if I were you I'd start fighting for the truth Maybe she's thaught it through and you're just not the one Maybe when she's done with you I might be having fun Maybe when my dream comes true I might just find that you're just not the one Maybe when it said and done you might be having fun Maybe when that day comes I won't be here for you Maybe when I love again it might be with someone new Maybe when I breathe again it's because of someone new Maybe when I feel again I might just feel for someone new Maybe when you find what you're looking it might too late to knock at my door
Grrrrrr
What if I died tonight?...Name one thing you will never forget about me. This is interesting, to see the things people remember about you..maybe some things you may have forgotten about yourself.
Hay
Well I just tought that I would say thank you to everyone that has tryed to help me ( You know who you are) I thank you straight up! and I know that I will get it sooner or later Ha,Ha and all tho Im new I really love it here and for everyone else thats new here you are in the right place for sure just take your time and ask someone to help if you need it and I'm sure someone will came and help you out just Respect everyone here that Respect will come back to you ok.Well all tho its raining here I hope that everyone has a great weekend and take care Later Jeffs
List Cleaning
I would Like to know WHY people Add you... then one Never hears from them again!! My list has Dropped in numbers, for over an hour i deleted!! Im Sorry but Please Say HI If you are a friend!!
I Want This Guy!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats, and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in, watching movies, and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about whe
Helpin' Out A Brother In Need
Hey everyone, glad u stopped in. I got a friend on here that wants to move up. he is really cool. you should go by and meet The Preacher Man and show some luv to his page. Tell him I sent u and u all have a great day. I'm off to mow my yard on the first nice day without rain we have had in two months. Mr. Porge *Official Team Shocker Minister*@ CherryTAP
Help A Friend
(Click the picture above to go start bombing!) Leave as many comments as you can on this picture for me please! It is an out of this world contest, with awesome prizes...If you leave any love I will return it!!!! I will also pimp you out in my rockin' cherries blog and in a bulletin at the end! The top three entrants get prizes, and it is based on the number of comments each have at the end of the contest, which is next Friday at noon I believe... Thank you!!!! Please repost this even if you don't have time to leave comments... Thanks again everyone!
Check This Out
HEAVNESSENCE'S "REAL" WOMEN HOTTIE TRAIN#2.. 100% ALL REAL WOMEN.. THESE ARE THE TRUE HOTTIES OF CT.. RATE, FAN , AND ADD Heavnessence( PLZ RATE AND FAN WILL RETURN RATE AND FAN)@ CherryTAP harleybaby69@ CherryTAP ~*~I'm the girl your mom warned you about, but your dad desires~*~@ CherryTAP ~DarKeNeD* AnGeL~@ CherryTAP Mąģîî™ ♥ CT WIFE to fatz THE EVICTOR ♥@ CherryTAP DJ Onyx illuzion of Xxxtasy@ CherryTAP SwtSxyAngel69@ CherryTAP HELLCAT@ CherryTAP IRISH SWEETHEART~~{DIRTY SOUTH CREW}~~CT WIFE TO OMALLEYSGOLD@ CherryTAP Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)@ CherryTAP Clautje ~Fallen Angels' craz Dutchie~TAKEN~
Eating P*ssy!!!
There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during lovemaking. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to give her a lasting impression and get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you find her hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastes good while you are petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you, and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamic with you. A smart man knows how to be sincere and to a woman, this is the differenc
Native American Legends
Native American Legends The Story Of Hungry Wolf An Assiniboin Legend A young man and his wife were up hunting in the breaks North of Little Missouri, back by Kildeer Mountains. The man camped there with his wife. He was successful as a hunter, and his wife cured the hides and fried strips of jerked meat. One night he told her to pack up everything, as the next day they would be leaving. Early the next morning he went out to get some fresh meat for the journey and returned with parts of a Rocky Mountain Sheep and its hide, which the people regard as very valuable. He found the packages on the scaffold just as he had left them, but his wife and dog were gone. Circling about the tent he found no trace, but the fourth day he found a few tracks of men. With the tracks of men were the tracks of his wife and dog heading South. He went back to the camp and pounded the meat and roasted the fattest meat and stored it away in bags to eat on the way, then he followed the trail. The fugiti
Soldiers Promise
A friend sent me this, i liked it and like to share it. THIS IS THE SOLDIER PROMISE!!! If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a
Me
So confused about the love that I hold inside my heart for someone.....Everything started about 2 and half years ago.I meet this great guy,After he and I dated for awhile,I strted to love him. He is the only person that I have every loved this much.I feel that he is the love of my life.I just dont know what to do.We have been throw so much.Things with him n I were real good for awhile,and then he cheated on me with a girl that I hate.I just dont understand,why he cheated with her,because she looks like me.And then he and i broke up,then we tryed it again and our jobs got inthe way of making thigns work.So then we broke up again,and stayed friends.We would hang out go to the movies,talk,adn try to help each other out...Then over the past couple years,we were not talking as much,but when we did and hung out it felt like its meant to be. Last year,i started to think about movin out of state,so I packed up in the middle of Oct.2006 and moved down to South Carolina,for about a year.Now im b
Hottie Train
HEAVNESSENCE'S "REAL" WOMEN HOTTIE TRAIN#2.. 100% ALL REAL WOMEN.. THESE ARE THE TRUE HOTTIES OF CT.. RATE, FAN , AND ADD Heavnessence( PLZ RATE AND FAN WILL RETURN RATE AND FAN)@ CherryTAP ~ * LusciousLaura™ = NSFW * ~.....@ CherryTAP harleybaby69@ CherryTAP ~*~I'm the girl your mom warned you about, but your dad desires~*~@ CherryTAP ~DarKeNeD* AnGeL~@ CherryTAP Mąģîî™ ♥ CT WIFE to fatz THE EVICTOR ♥@ CherryTAP DJ Onyx illuzion of Xxxtasy@ CherryTAP SwtSxyAngel69@ CherryTAP HELLCAT@ CherryTAP IRISH SWEETHEART~~{DIRTY SOUTH CREW}~~CT WIFE TO OMALLEYSGOLD@ CherryTAP Single and Looking (FAN THEN ADD)
Be Proud
Remember where you came from, and be proud of it ! Pride does not equal hate... I only hate people for 'what' they do, not 'who' they are.
Floyd's Fun
Just sitting back drinking a beer
Some Damn Good Advice For The Mistakes We Make
One of the most challenging & cricital times in the course of all wellness journeys is that awful moment when you lose control & slip up. However, its not the actual slip up that ultimately determines whether you will succeed or continue to struggle. Its how you respond to the slip up that charts your course & determines your future. If you find yourself in this situation today, you have 2 choices to consider. You can allow yourself to be defeated by this & give up, as you may have done many times in the past, or you can learn, grow & become stronger from this. If this has just happened to you & you find yourself at this particular crossroad today, I suggest you choose wisely & use this incident as the starting block for a new & more determined effort. The situation that you find yourself in at this very moment is the very point where most people give up & fail. So why not make today the day you stop failing & recommit to healthy living! -
The Box
i feel like i am in a cage latly, and quite frankly i am ready to snap. most days every thing is fine but other days i feel as though the walls are closing in on me. i have things in life i need very badly and want to go to but i feel like i am trapped here with no way out. i am starting to feel more and more like a caged animal every day. i want to help people but i cant stop wonderintg who is going to help me.
The Darkness & The Pain
The empty feeling of being alone, When the one you love has suddenly flown, The lonliness felt deep down inside, No night has passed that I have not cried. My bestest friend he had become, But suddenly now my emotions are all numb. I was certain a message had come from above, and had given me permission to give him my love. The darkness is now starting to set in, I fear that I will never be able to love again. The pain that I've endured seems to be more than I can bare, I feel as if noone will even care. Author - Just Me... 06/04/07
Letting Go Takes Love
LETTING GO TAKES LOVE To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable, but allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny, but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desir
Dear Friends!
Just wanted to let you all know why I won't be online much! Ok here goes. I was dating a guy from CT for 4 1/2 weeks. I found out he was a cheater and lied to me several times. I know 4 1/2 weeks is not along time. But thats 4 1/2 weeks I lost meeting other people. I lost several friends cause I was dating him. My choice to be offline more right now then online is due to in part of I found out what a true jerk he really is. I know a few guys are mad, upset or disappoined that I was dating him & I am sorry but I thought there was something there. BOY was I wrong. I still wanna be friends with those who are upset at me. I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS DEARLY!!!!!!!!!!
Summertime Fun!
Another reason that I am gonna be MIA is in the summertime we have what they call "Sea Fair" Its a long summertime celebrations from alot of cities and runs from the end of June til the first weekend in August. My family has been going to them since I was a little kid. There for my time online will be scarce til after the first week in August. I will try and post when I am able say hello to you all when I am able. Hope everyone has a great summer. I am off for now. I will check in when I can Take care! Denise aka Army Mom
My Space Or Cherrytap?
which one u think is better?
My Son's Dog
Why is it when you tell people they can't touch something that is the very thing they do? My mentally ill husband was told do not touch the puppies because they had to be born c-section and he did now we have lost two of the three puppies. Just like any child he thought he could hold the puppies and not cause it any problem well it has now the third ones breathing is getting shallow I don't know if he will make it through the night. Well the last one has died all because the puppies were touched after being delivered by c-section when they weren't to be handled a lot because of the risk from a c-section.
Some Good Things About Mexican People
WE HAVE MOSTLY GOOD POINTS..... FRIENDS: Never ask for food. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello." MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together and then take a plate to go. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: A
Why So Many Women Friends
Where to begin, I have a lot of women as friends on here for one reason, I LOVE WOMEN. I love the way a woman looks. Her eyes are kinder. Her lips are softer. Her smile is warmer. I don’t care what her race is women are beautiful no matter what their color. It does not matter if they are young or older; they all have something special about their look. Tall, petite, thick or thin, a woman’s body is fantastic to me. I love the softness of the curves, the warmth of her skin. Good lord I could go on for hours. A woman’s body is a gift. If she chooses to give her body I am honored. The female body is a beautiful gift. If she wants to be taken do it with fever. If she wants to be loved, do it with passion. Most of all I try to please her, because I know she will do the same for me. I think my favorite reason is to have the opportunity to form a relationship. A friend, a woman is easier on my eyes and ear. She is someone I can talk. I have a lot more reasons but I
Humor
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided In him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or His marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, He would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She Agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spagh etti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support Payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife Handed him the card and watched as
Family In Contest...
all bbw/bhm bombbers are not to go to bomb her she has not help cherry but maybe 50 comments so no family help at all this comes straight from rubia Delicious Trouble....Comment bomb away
Attention All Fubar Men!
I BLOCK FOR MANY REASONS.. SHOWING MOI NO RESPECT BY BEING RUDE/CRUDE..ETC! IVE GOT 670 PEEPS/PERVS/DOGS.. ON MINE WHO CANT READ! NOT READING MY PROFILE WILL GET U BLOCKED ! IT IS CLEARLY STATED HERE THAT.. ONLY MY "ACCEPTED FRIENDS" ARE ALLOWED TO FAN ME ! THEREFORE I BLOCK?
Long Day :(
Today I left at 9:45 to go to a funeral that didn't start till 10:30 because we knew it was going to be packed. I live in a small community and this was for a 17 yr old girl that was in my sons grade at his school. It was standing room only. We left the church at 11:45 and couldn't even go to the grave side service because we had to head directly to another funeral for a 15 yr old girl, also from our small community but this one happened to also be a distant cousin and I'd been very close with her father & his brothers & sister when we were growing up. Hers didn't start till one and we were at the church by noon. By 12:30 it was pretty much standing room only. We did go to the grave side service for her funeral. They had a white casket and handed out permanent markers after the sermon so people could sign her casket before they committed her to the earth. Terribly terribly sad .. and oh so draining.
Chillin Out
hi there i am betty i like to spend my time chillin and grillin out with my man. I like goin campin and fishin ,watchin nascar im wat u could call a bit of a laid back chic i love my life and wouldnt have it any other way> so stop by and say hey to me and check out some of my pics you never know wat u might find in my photo album ..... lol
Denial
sitting and waiting my heart pumps with anticipation........ being alone and feeling the rejection..... i glance into the mirror and see your reflection.. to see your smile i know as denial.....
Whispers
i try to open my eyes i can not see.... i feel my skin there is nothing there.. what is wrong with me.... i look again..i can not see... i hear small voices, faint but so close.. i can feel the whispers... whats wrong with me.... i can hear crying far off, but why... i hear my name through a sob... what is wrong with me
Hello
hello all. just wanted to get my taste buds wet. Will post some more when I have more to say. Till then, give me some shoutouts and some more things to talk about.
Confusednbroken Says It All
Well, just having a bad day I guess, sometimes you just need to be wanted and needed.....anyone get where I am coming from?
Back Tattoo Contest
Hey guys I am in a back tattoo contest. Please stop by my page and get the link off of my profile comments and comment bomb me as many times as you can. show me some love....... if you comment bomb me you have to say something different in each comment... thanks so much loves and kisses....
This For My New Sister
out of the blue you came to me,you made a friend in me with just a climps into your very soul,we openned up to one another,and we found each other through the pain we have share in our travels,strange bonds are made with a sense of purpose,we may come from different streets,but all our roads will someday cross,,nicole you are the very best,,you have so much to give to this crazy world,it people like you that makes me believe in the way we struggle to survive this crazy world,,will always love you for that sis,,, hope you get to read this,,DAMIEN
The Angel
an angel on my shoulder sings a song so sweet that, the demon deep within can find nothing from which to feed.a numb yet cold feeling like 1000 tiny blades slicing at my insides but still, i feel no pain. a lack of what im missing.when nothing goes my way and yet i keep on trying.try i hear her say ,this angel on my shoulder .why go and lose your way.why go and surrender. when greatness you can make. ok so i hear no angel and, i do feel pain. maybe i like it but, ill never say the demon deep within me has feed on many things. from the feelings that i love to the ones that break me down. it screams and shouts to no end but, try as i might i cant silence him. so i deal with it and go on my way and keep on trying like, ill pretend an angel says. why would i surrender i may not be great but i know i wont be nothing and, i know im not that blank. i know ive got this feeling that i will make a change. a change for the better in a world thats scared of change. "to fear it is to let
Friends/real Life
I got this from someone else's blog and I really liked it and agree w/ it! So I hope you do to.... This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who c
Angermangement That Works
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take >> >it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on >> >someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a >> >phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. >> > >> > >> > >> >A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I >> >please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my >> >ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on >> >me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude . >> > >> > >> > >> >When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I >> >had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with >> >her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy >> >answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. >> > >> > >> > >> >I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put
Locking Up The Pics
AS many of my friends know my duaghter Taylor is my pride and my joy. With the chaos lately that I have seen going on with fools ripping pics or just saving them by right clicking I have the folder set to only allow myself to see unless it is someone I want to open them up for. My grandmother taught me an ounce of prevention is worth a quart of cure. So I can not take any chances with Taylors pictures. I would go on a serious war path if I ever found that they had been ripped etc.. So to those of you whom have rated and commented... Thank you much . You are the people I know will anyway. Muahs to you I am locking them up now to keep my treasure safe. My moral obligation to do so ( we all know the freaks come out at night )
Crushes
I have guys tell me I'm sexy on here, but no crushes...why is that? Kinda funny... I kinda feel bad or lied to sometimes.. anyway just wanted to bitch for the day....
Piss Off!!
WTF? Do you losers EVER read?? LILY THAI is NOT ME; NOR I'M HER!! READ MY FRKN PAGE! WE MAY OF SOME SIMALAR FEATURE'S BUT I'M 100% NOT HER TWIN!! LILY THAI IS SOME CHIQ THAT I THINK IS HOTT!! READ MY DAMN PROFILE!
One Question
Have you ever wanted to ask someone no matter how personal, and have that question answered? Heres a little game - repost this blog, and see if your friends ask you one question (it has to be via pm only) In return you must ask them one question, and they have to answer.
Bulletins/having Fun
Ok, somebody had posted a bulletin about sex questions and that and I was trying to have fun which I did and when I responded to it, I did just that, I sent it to the person who had posted and then I reposted the bulletin which was fine but that person didn't respond back, probably because she doesn't know me that well, which I understand but when only one person responds to it after I reposted it and two other people either just look at it or don't respond to it, that makes me wonder, I'm here to have fun, just because I have a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't have fun and if people aren't going to respond to whatever I post, why am I bothering to repost it or respond to it? Give me a break here, if I didn't respond to it and that and somebody wanted me to have fun and I was grouchy, nobody would like me at all and I know it here! It's ridiculous, people loosen up and have fun my god, it's only a bulletin and a game, it's not like it's going to happen here anyhow! You know, it's really
Just How I Feel
True American
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
New Tatt
Yesterday I recieved a new tatt....I feel it is my duty to display my daughters talent on my body and I am a proud mother and I feel so great that my daughter possesses such talent...in a few weeks I will be getting another one of her beautiful and talented drawings again...hopefully the pic will turn out much better than the one I took today...lol....I will also display my fiance's pic of the same tatt as well....we will be getting the same tatt together...I hope that you all will enjoy the artwork as much as we do....art is art whether you display it on the wall or on your body!
Letters From God
I'm So Blessed to have this wisdom given to me. This is God speaking, My Child, today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it, kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. It will be addressed in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold on to it. If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return. Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children. Should your car break down
My Inner Thoughts
Temptation ... the ultimate counter part to a satisfying relationship.. the lust the burning the feeling of desire.. perhaps the chance of being caught or maybe the sexual satisfaction .. that u can get your own and not tied to one person anymore freaky shit that u could never include your mate with .. things that only rivit deep inside of u like a boiling amount of magma under the ground. Waiting for the exact moment its going to escape and your going to be over come with your animalistic feelings of wanting the cage to be gone and the fresh amount of air as u walk onto free soil... Torture comes with everystep u stumble along on before u reach the fork in the road where u must choose your destiny.. you should be able to make that choice easily correct??? ya most say sure its easiest to go with how u feel.. but what if u are caught into something u cant really see yourself releasing into its own lil dome of happiness and continuing the search for your own wi
Jens Blog
The ONE flaw in women... Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shape
Ummmm Drunk
Just got back from a night of dinking with my mom was a blast of fun thingk i am kinda drunk might need some cleep have a great night all dand talk to you all tomorrow. I think i need some advl to help me out tomorrow ommetnts would be ghreat loe you aroo lorts atay at shome mome cocococo haooy tappung aii night night
Charlotte's Web
Hey! Give me a few to learn to learn my way around. Awesome site so far!
I Would Like Some Advice Please If You Can
Ok this will be my first real blog. I'm sitting here miserable, I'm itching like crazy (but not itching it)..lol..Cant sleep. Reason ...I am extremely allergic to Poison Ivy.. Does anyone have any good home remedy's you can share...PLEASE.... I will love you forever....lol
Poem
Fire Department Web Site
May have to copy and paste this link. This is the FD I am on. www.geocities.com/mitchellfiredept38663
Got Stood Up Again
THIS GUY INVITES ME OUT AND THEN FUCKIN BAILS ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE I GOT ALL DRESSED AND WHEN I CALLED HIM TO FIND OUT IF HE WAS READY HE NEVER ANSWERED I CALLED TWO MORE TIMES AFTER THAT AND NOTHING I SWEAR WHY ARE MEN SUCH LOSERS SRY TO THE ONES WHO ARENT
Rubber Ducky
Rubber Ducky is a cute little aquarium display that sits neatly above your system tray. The elements of the aquarium monitor the state of your computer--fish for network traffic, plants for hard disk, bubbles for CPU usage, and water level/color for RAM usage. Whenever your system experiences a slow-down, just take a quick glance at Rubber Ducky and you will know what is holding it up at a single glance. Editor's review of Rubber Ducky This cleverly designed and free application monitors system activities to help you troubleshoot slow performance but doesn't get into specifics. The interface is a small yet colorful animated aquarium that hovers above your system-tray clock. Themed elements indicate certain computer-related activities. For instance, water level and color represent memory usage. Fish indicate inbound and outbound network traffic, plants show hard disk activity, and bubbles stand for CPU usage. When you right click the interface, you'll see a list explaining what al
Insomnia
Sometimes I feel like all the thoughts running through my head will never make sense. Just when I think I've got things figured out my mind fills up again, spending so many sleepless nights thoughts racing eachother ready to fight.A puzzel I'll never complete all these thoughts seem to compete.. first one starts in slow and just when I think I might drift off these damn thoughts seem to grow. And now as its 4 am, I spend another night awake and waiting for my mind to break and the thoughts to come again.. it's coming soon I know it is.. chaotically broken.. thats all it is.
Whats My Iq
Your EQ is 173 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
Contest
I need all the help I can get, every rate and comment helps, can comment more than once. It ends Friday 13th of July 2007. copy and paste this link! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=512578&albumid=423725&i=768007123
My Love And High For Music....
MY LOVE FOR MUSIC IS OF THE HIGHEST HIGH. IT IS MY ULTIMATE HIGH. WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN AND BLUE MUSIC EITHER LISTENING, SINGING OR PLAYING MY UKULELE ALWAYS SEEMS TO LIFT MY SPIRITS. I MEAN IT TAKES ME INTO A DIFFERENT WORLD, AND WHEN I COME BACK IT IS ALL GOOD!!! WHATEVER OR HOWEVER I AM FEELING AT THAT MOMENT ,IT SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED, (HEMO LELE UP TO CHRIST JESUS). AND ONLY THE HAPPINESS AND JOY OF THE LORD REMAINS,,AS IT SHOULD BE.... SO IF YOUR FEELING DOWN AND TROUBLED, HEMOLELE(LET IT GO) ALL YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AND PILIKIAS(ISSUES) UP TO THE LORD. AND TURN ON SOME SWEET MELE(MUSIC) I GIVE YOU MY WORD THAT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS OF THE LORD WILL BECOME YOU.... MAY THE JOY OF THE LORD BE IN YOUR HEART ALWAYS... ALOHA A HUI HOU... PURPLE'LICIOUS YUM YUM
About Me!
Ok everyone, this is a Blog about who I am and things of that nature. so lets start this off. My name is Steve, I am 20 years old and I am from Brooklyn, NY. I am a U.S. MARINE, not a Soldier. get it right. unfortunatly I am single, but I am trying to work out the issues of my life with my ex. (the girl in one of my pictures), I have 3 Tattoos, one on my leg, one on my spine, and the other on my right arm. I am working on getting my next ones within the next few weeks. I love tattoos. I currently live in Japan, Great place. My dream vacation site is Rome/Venice, Italy. I would do anything to get there. I have 2 younger brothers. My dad is my best friend, and i have been blessed with so many great friends that i call them my family. Anyway, that is all for now. if you have anything to ask just message me and i will let you know. BTW, Ladies, i love NSFW pictures, so dont be shy with me LOL!!!! Peace!!
Snakes
These two rattlesnakes were photographed east of Laredo Texas in March of this year. They were going thru their mating ritual when they were photographed! If these two snakes are not big enough to make you wear snake boots and chaps when you head out in to the brush, you are a lot tougher than I am.
Signs
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Help
hi im new to this not got a clue whats going on, can anyone help?
Can Someone Answer?
Ok, I've been separated since the begining of January, with a divorce pending. I have proof my ex belonged to a dating site, for almost our last year together. And she still denies everything. I'm not whining about that, my heart is bolted shut in that department. What is killing me, is the fact she's using my 9 year old girl as a pawn. Visitation goes to court on Sept 21st, and now, any visits are on her whim. I am not, nor ever would be a dead beat Dad. The father of her first daughter moved 1500 miles away when he found out she was pregnant. I was there every step, including the delivery room, and NOBODY on this planet had making formula down to the art I did. I coach my girls slowpitch team just to have extra time, but the ex hardly brings her to any practices, or games. And she won't let me bring her. Now, she's kicked my daughter out of her room, and moved a former crack addict in. Is this typical of a woman's vengence? My little girl is my whole world, the ex knows how to hurt m
Side Notes From My 'path'
First off, to the guys...if I rate/fan/friend you, it's because I'm most likely returning the favor. It does not mean I want to 'cyber play' or sleep with you. I'll rate 9's and 10's with the same (I would rate 11's with 11's, but I can't afford to). I ignore the rest. If I rate something a 10, it doesn't mean I like it. I'm just being polite and showing respect for your choices and taste in things. If I don't rate something, it's because I either missed it or I could not in good conscience do so (there are some really nasty things out there). I also will no longer rate/comment on pesonal NSFW pics. It just leaves me open for hassles I don't want. I do respect your choice in faith, beliefs and religion except those that promote/condone hate, harm or evil. I am not a Christian. I am a Druid. Please do not think you have to 'save' my soul, try to convert me or otherwise shove your choice down my throat. I will not do that to you. However I will do my best to answer your honest, si
Getting Married!
I am getting Married today at 12:00 in Destiny's Wedding Chapel http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6544# theres where it is at
Divorce Letter
A DIVORCE LETTER...LMFAOOOOO Body: Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good husband to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore, or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER Carla and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear EX-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true th
Each Breath
Sunday The 15th
Jeffrey Yaws Benifit Dreamworld Music Complex 3102 W. Division Arlington, TX 76012 Sunday July 15th 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 at the door. $5.00 for kids 10 and under All Proceeds at the door will go to Jeffrey Yaws and Family For his huge stack of medical Bills www.dreamworldmusiccomplex.com http://www.myspace.com/pheonixmusiccomplex (Card Subject To Change) TTW Title Match Texas Red (C) VS. Maxx Muscle Intergender Tag Team Action Kissy Boots vs. Miss_Diss Lexia & "Showcase" Shance Williams PWF Brass Knuckles Title Match (A Special Stipulation willbe added to this match the day of the show) "Chicano Assasin" Chuey Martinez (C) vs.Violent V vs. The "Hebrew Hitman" Dave The Rave 1ST EVER JEFFREY YAWS INVITATIONAL CUP (Every Match is 1 fall. The winners of each of these matches will go on to the final match, a Gauntlet/Royal Rumble style match. 2 Man will start. Every Minute a new entry will enter the match. Pinfalls, Submissions, TKO's, over the top are al
Confused
heres the thing what is it with people and their nasty remarks everytime i post a mum someone always has somthing rude to say so i see it like this dont like what was created dont say anything
Wanted To Send You Something Sexy!!!! Lmao!!! :0)
The funny thing is I can see ME doing this.. LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! :0) Toooo cute.. hehehe...
Prefect Mate
perfect mate There is this DVD Called the secret. And it saz that if you ask for something and belive in it you will get it.. So after many yrs of BAD relationships I am trying this.. I belive in this because i have seen it work. So here we go He Will Be...... Smart Funny Kind Want to have an open line of Communication with me. Share in all the responsablities of a household. Love My childern Have a good relationship with his family. He will love his mother. He will be my bestfriend His Family will love me My family will love him He will be spirtial He will be goal orented. And work towards his goals and mine He will be successful in everything he does he will love his job as much as i love mine He will want to take me outand do nice things for me He will be clean and sober He'll be handsome Tall over 6'1 Blue or Green eyes He'll have a nice body(with meat on his bones) He will be fit He;ll have a Masstiff he'll love going camping Hewill go on vac
Find Out About What Love Is.......
Scientific Answers Researchers (Hatfield & Rapson, 1995) have broken up love into two main types: * Passionate love which involves continuously thinking about the loved one and also involves warm sexual feelings and powerful emotional reactions. * Companionate love is having trusting and tender feelings for someone who is close to you. Now one of the best known theories of love (which means an educated guess that isn't proven fact) is Robert Sternberg's Triangular Theory of Love. The three components of the Triangular Theory of Love are: Passion, the feeling physically aroused and attracted to someone. Passion is what makes you feel "in love" and is the feeling most associated with love. It also rises quickly and strongly influences and biases your judgment. Intimacy, the feeling close and connected to someone (developed through sharing and very good communications over time). Intimacy is what makes you want to share and offer emotional and material su
My Panthers
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A COACH...RECRUIT YOUR TEAM MEMBERS THEN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR TEAM NAME, MASCOT, AND COLORS. ONCE I HAVE CONFIRMED, EACH MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM MUST SEND THE ENTRY FEE! STARTING GAME DATE SUBJECT TO CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OUTCOME OF TEAMS JOINING!IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM IS BLOCKED FROM MY PAGE I WILL UNBLOCK THEM FOR THEN EVENT!
So Called Best Friend
ok here is the deal i used to have this best friend who would always let her man touch me let me remind you we both are married but anyways when my hubby would play around with her she would get mad what should i do tell me what you guys think
Your Friendship Means Soo Much To Me!!! Lol
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Snort........Snort...........Again so me.. ROFL!!!! :0)
Drunk Squirral!!! Lol.. :)
......First Round Of Drinks Is On The Squirral.............. LOL!!!! :)
What Is My Passion?
Your Passion is Purple Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex. You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick. Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair. For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure. What Color Is Your Passion?Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Hello!
Hey everyone. Im new to this website. do you think anyone would be willing to help me out and show me around? it would be greatly appreciated!
The End
this is the end.... death has come.... no phone calls needed, no one to call... i have no family....i have no friends.. do not bother with all the fancy flowers... won't be any sympathy notes..... only theses......the ones i wrote... so now death has come it is the end... do not come now to be family or a friend....
Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
Back Tattoo Contest
Oo-so-cute's Blog!!
aight everyone how is it going
I Just Posted A Blog!
It's right here!! It's my blog!!
You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul
I'm New At This So...
Hey guyz...um well this site is really intresting..i really like.. it..um jus thought i would say hey...well i am a really easy perso 2 get along with so if u wanna kno anything jus holla...
Bear Hugs
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Relationships
Often we find ourselves going in circles. I often find myself doing this. I have been in and out of relationships so many times if I could collect money I would be damn well off. Men come and go the assholes are the ones who hang around and lead you on. They tell you one thing and then tell you another thing. Then when someone new comes along they dump you like a lead weight. Then they treat you like shit. What I get a kick out of is this. I have an ex-bf that treated really good. I did everything for him. Then he broke up with me. Time moved on, he lead me on, then started dating some chick who is older then me and controls him like a little puppet. He isn't allowed to go out without her but she can go out whenever she wants. He can't talk to any of his female friends without her being there. But she can flirt with any random guy she wants and has to stand there and watch. Now I think to myself, WHAT WAS I THINKING?! It didn't take me long to get done and over him. I moved ont
Jrla4eva
yeah so i got a new boyfriend today.. TJ. i like him a whole bunch... i just dont like hanging out with his friends all the time.. this one gurl who is like his best friend doesnt really like me and calls me a hoochi.. he tells her to stop but i kno she still thinks it.. yeah but oher than that yeah im bored.. so ill update later
Players...lol..copied From The Mumms
How to tell if someone is a player or fake... 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just friends!) 7. They only ever refer to you as honey, baby, sweetie, hun, darlin, ect., never by your real name. (at least give me an original pet name!) 8. They are never available on IM
A Day In The Life Of Misskitty
Feeling lost and adrift on an ocean of problems and failures, let downs, failed attempts to try and be happy and find my place. One (me) never knows what to grab ahold of. Just because it "floats"...doesn't mean it's safe or that it was meant for "you". Most of the times the "things" I grabbed hold of were sharks that (at the time) seemed like a good idea but...so faced with the old "adage" SINK OR SWIM...I swam. But then along came you. A ship in the storm so..I took a rest on your "bough" not sure if this was my "saving vessel". I took a chance and decided to brave the waters once again. Then...my ship returned again. Only this time my ship was weary of me. Will he leave again? If I pull him up and accept him once more will he "jump ship" again? Does he like the rough waters? Has he gotten used to the never ending struggles he faces out there? But...you saw something in me that made you feel as if there was a chance that this man just might be special so...you pulled alongside him an
Criminals
OK i have a question and i don't think it should be a mums. when a person breaks the law and does his/her time in jail, should that be it they are free debt paid, new life ahead?or should they be tag and mark for life? the reason for this question is a sex offender does his or her time then they are marked for life, is there? should there be a difference in any crime? please leave a commit, i would like to know your opinion.
Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w
Help.......
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, for me come and help out my sweet hunny bunny. If you could please come leave 20 comments I would so so appreciate it so very much. She is in a contest to help renew her VIC so I want to make sure she gets this. Thanks to everyone who comes and helps out I really do love my friends. Here is my beautiful friend Muah darlin.
Contest Ending
I will be closing the contest after this happy is over so please write your numbers down and if you know you in first let me know what you would like . 1st and 2nd prizes will be given on Thursday the 12th thanks for all your help !!!!
Cool Stuff
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do
A More Personal Time.
Clifford’s Funeral Home Sunday March 2001 11:00am Taylor stood inside the door every time she got close to escape for a few minutes of private time something or someone brought her back into the main room. She was suffocating, so many faces passing by her most had no clue what was really going on. They were there to mourn the death of a young man gone before what they believed to be his time. Looking around she never felt so alone. Her sister and her mother sat at the front of the room oblivious to all that had happened, all that was said. Lynn stood strong accepting the false promises given to her from Taylor’s family. She realized growing up a lot of them said what they needed to, to justify there actions for the past. The display Taylor had seen that afternoon disgusted her, their family was unable for one day to set aside petty differences to say good-bye to someone they all claimed to love and yet, never attempted to see. Her Aunt Trisha and the youngest of h
Camping
So I went camping this last week. I think I may have figured something out that has bothered me for a VERY long time and I just wouldn't admit it to myself. I hate the way I feel when I think this way, but still... It all came about during one drunken night. My uncle was rambling, which is nothing new when we go camping. He had had a few drinks. the fire was blazing and he was talking to one of his friends. He was about to start telling stories about my dad. Kept looking at my Aunt saying you know her brother and I were best friends and all the shit we would do.. There was this one time... and my aunt interrupted him going yeah Ashley's dad. And he stop short and decided that he wasn't going to tell the stories because I was there. I told him to go ahead I knew my dad made some bad decisions in life, he has cleaned himself up and I didn't hold it against him because we all make mistakes. Then my uncle went on about how it wasn't bad things he had done, that my dad had so much respo
Down Rater Alert
wh1tem3at is rating everyone as a 1 no matter how cool the picture thanks for listening
Redneck Layout Or Bacckground
All you rednecks out there listen up i have a mission for ya (u help me and ill help u). I need a background or layout for my profile it has to be redneckish or southern pride or both. Send it to me if you find one. thanks ya'll.
Bomb
AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO START NOW, THIS PERSON HOLDING THE CONTEST NEVER SHOWED UP SO NOW I AM BEHIND PLEASE LETS BOMB MY PIC AND LET THEM KNOW THAT CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!! HERE IS THE LINK.. JUST CLICK THE PIC AND BOMB AWAY. THIS SEXY MOMMA CARRIES…
Vacation
Hello all ;-), just wanted to tell anyone that was interested in reading one of my blogs about our vacation. On Tuesday we went to Sandusky, Ohio to a place called Kalahari. Its an awsome indoor water park.We stayed there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. We took our 3 teen aged kids and we all had a blast. We met some of my boyfriends family there and all together there was about 25 to 30 family members there. If you get a chance check out some of me new pics I have added. After we left there we traveled to southern Ohio and picked up my oldest son for the rest of the summer, watch for new pics of him on my page soon. If for some reason I have messed rating any of your new pics or stach, etc please let me know.
Sunday 7-08-07
We have 2 members in contest this week, so get in there & bomb your booties off! #####Blast Contest-Ends 7/15##### #####Salute Contest-Ends 7/15##### 1st place receives 1 month vic or week blast 2nd place receives 1 day blast (Rates Count!!) Plz FAN & FRIEND THE HOSTESS to bomb. ***Christie*** ~Enchanted~
Kissing
What kind of heart do you have?In LoveYou are in love...you have find the perfect person someone who cares and loves you with every fiber of their being and wouldn't leave you no matter what...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Bulllllllllllll Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is wrong with people. I step away from my computer for 2 hrs and all hell breaks loose. I wasn't around for the fat Sonny era, but I heard he calls Canadian's Moose fuckers. Well isn't that just fucking nice. Why the hell is he knocking all Canadian's cause he don't like a few. Well this is what I have to say about this whole thing. DON'T FUCKING PUT DOWN ALL FUCKING CANADIANS SIMPLY CAUSE YOU'VE RUN INTO A FEW YOU DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DECIDE TO DO SO THEN YOU'RE AN IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER, AND DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH. Pic made by Marq. Marq you fucking rawk MUAH!!!!!!!!!
Dude
im so pissed off and depressed im not pregnant like i thought i was and it really really sucks because like im with the love of my life and all i want is for it to be me him and our kid and thats all he wants too the last 2 nights me and him both passed out crying about it ok and yea im young (only 18) but if u only knew how amazing he is and how truley happy he makes me and how hes the only one i ever wanna be wit coz i almost broke up wit him but i cant even go a day wit out talking to him and its just like we were both so excited when we thought i was and not that im not its sucha huge let down i cant even explain it but its like i just wanna die i feel like i let him down' even though i kno its not my fault and ive been so snappy on him and its fucking retarted coz its not his fucking fault either so i feel like total shit for that and i feel like shit for not being pregnant =[ im loosing my mind like seriously
Sexy M
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What Sex
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Life!!!
Why is it as humans we are so fast to judge others cause of their looks or income? But yet we hate it when others judge us? So for those of you who judge based on looks or income, you may be missing out on somebody that could change your life FOREVER, so be careful when passing judgement on others cause the person of your dreams could walk on by without you ever knowing them.
Prayers For A Friend
Hey everyone who are my friend, i am begging u guys to pray for a verry good friend mine, His name is Jhon Doyle and he's in a coma right now. They said it dont look good cause his heart keeps on failing on him and all we can do is pray for him. so please all of u who calls their self my friends...please pray for him... he needs to get better
Help
help me im new i dont know wat the heck im post to be doing on here
Garen
Garen was a 6 year old that came to me 2 days ago..severly dehydrated with multiple infections. A handsome ferret with cole black eyes deeply sunkin into his head from illness. He fought the good fight with me but did not make it. I finally took him to bed with me at 6am this morning. We cuddled and he chattered weakly for an hour before we both fell asleep wrapped warmly around each other. I woke at 3 hours later with another ferret licking my face and Garen was still cuddled to me with his cole black eyes closed and a peaceful look on his face. I think he was just waiting to have me all to himself before he would let go. He is at rest now and had a good life in one of our foster homes. Garen you will be missed. Goddess takes you back into her womb now and I know you will snuggle peacefully there as well. Thank you for giving some of your last remaining energy to my life and bringing it joy and purpose. Love Always, Trice.
Club Jaded Stream
I would like to Welcome you toClub JadedSo here I am...NEW Name NEW Loungeand needing a Brand NEW Station to stream outta my lounge... Just click the link below to enter Club Jaded As many of you know I was w/ Adrenaline Radio for a while..but due to uncontrolable circumstances I have decided to retire my self as a DJ and let the station go...I would rather go back to just Regular Ol' Jade...then to have to put up w/ ppl who call them selfs friends...So w/ saying that I am looking for a new Station that I can add to my lounge...All I am needing is a KICK ASS Station for my friends that come into my lounge to listen to...So if you have a stream and would like to Stream outta My lounge then PLEASE let me know!!!Thank You Sooo Much..ALL of YOU!!! Love AlwaysYour FriendJade♥JÃУ♥~F*ck All My Haters!!!~Your Ignorance Insults Me!!!~@ CherryTAP
Can I
can i have you oh please say yes because in my heart i will accept nothing less can i have you to cherish and love because you truly are a blessing from the heavens above can i have you when i open my eyes and when my emotions turn into waterfall-like cries can i have you when things are going wrong cause i know if i have you it wont last very long can i have you from sunrise till sunset because having you always is something i will never regret can i have you in my arms like i have you in my heart because i love everything about you each and every part if there's anyone else for me then please tell me who but since there's not just answer this CAN I HAVE YOU?
Help Please
ok i can not figure out how to put a video on my desktop...i am trying to upload oone from a web site but it does not have a download option. How do i do this?
We're All Mad Here
so here I sit wide awake while my hubby is sound asleep in our room- our lil one has been doing some nice kicks here and there- kinda hard to fall asleep when u get a sudden jab or kick - but she's letting us know she's alive and doing her lil irish jig as I call it. I'll be 27 wks this week so the 3rd trimester is finally here . My mom took us baby shopping on Thurs. Ended up getting a travel system stroller and put in an order for a glidder- also waitng to see if out bid on a house was accepted - find out on tues - I hope it was accepted since it's 4 blocks from my folks and the house is perfect for us. as for other things going on in my life- our roomie aka my fag is leaving for Arizona for a month or two to stay with one of our mates- took him to his moms pad earlier so he could spend the week there getting his stuff ready and hanging with his family- I'm going to miss him a lot - A hag w/o her fag - god is that depressing - we usually go clubbing on wed and this wed will be ou
Hey My Cherry Friends, This Is For Anyone That Can Draw.
hey my cherrie friends, I'm sorry to ask you for another favor, I really am, but I just want to ask all of you something,I know its kinda stupid to ask this, but can anyone draw a picture of my profile pic or any other pic you want to choose from my photos? if anyone does that I'll be forever thankfull and will have that favor in mind. thank you for your time. much love, Diamond.
Dirty Americans
Okay, so if you're on my friends list right now, you have no excuse. If you haven't checked out my Dirtys yet, DO IT! Yes, I'm the most obsessed promo bitch in the whole world... but that's what makes me effective, right? Right. So, hit up these websites: Dirty Americans on MySpace DirtyAmericans.com If you're in MI... check out a show. They have a bunch coming up and you can find them listed on the myspace page. If you don't live in MI... the guys could be traveling with one of your favorite bands in a city near you. Last summer they randomly went on tour with Alice Cooper. You just never know where they'll be. Hit up the websites. If you like their stuff... show em some love. Doesn't get any more Dirty American ROCK than this people.
See Me On Myspace
i am on myspace more than here. please see me on there www.myspace.comryanarizona thanks
Mommy
People sometimes yell, "You're too young." As I walk down the block with my three week old daughter I would just glance at them and keep on walking They don't know me, so they can keep on talking I don't know why they bother It's not like they are the father The comments used to have an effect on me But now I keep my head up, and walk proudly I know that I give my daughter everything she may need Like love, to Christmas presents, and everything in between Sometimes I struggle, but I do it none the less I know my daughter knows that I am trying my best The moral of this poem is that if you're a young mom like me, Don't let people put you down, because they don't know how hard it can be.
Just A Thought
Just wanted to give a shout out good night and sweet dreams! Tomorrow I am going to see if I can find a second job to supplement for the very few hours I am getting at the job I have been working now. This past week I worked a whole 2 hours and thats not going to cut it. I may even see if I can just find like an 8-12 or 9-1 job so that way I can work the other one cuz I have actually made some kick ass friends there. This weekend went off ok, for those of you that know what was going on in the past week with my sister and I. Only roughly about a month and a half till I can go back to Deutschland and counting! Well Good night all!
Baby Elizabeth Sick With Bacteria Infection
Today I also found out that baby Elizabeth Dugar is sick in the hospital at St. Jude's with a bacteria infection that she has been batteling with for a week now. She has one more chemotherapy session to complete and she can not get it until the bacteria infection is dissolved. If you have been following along since I blogged about her, please say some extra prayers for her. She is only 15 months old now and has been doing so well with her treatments. Every child deserves a chance to live life! It will not hurt to pray for her wellbeing. Thank you. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/ElizabethmonsterfaceSt.jpg
Welcome Thanks
I just wanted to say what a busy first weekend it has been on CT. I was directed here by a 'friend' and find it enlightening and fun. The more I look here the more I find so forgive me for any delays in replying and other stuff like that. Off to work now (already late) but just wanted to say thank you to you all. xxx
Cowboy Beginnings.
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
Please Rate My Pics
i was ask for more pics so please rate i will do the same for u and tell me what u think
Sorry For The Delay!!!
Sorry to all my friends for takin so long to get back to you all. I had computer problems this week and just got back on line.... I will catch up with all my mail, rate and all that jazz as soon as I can... Thank you for your patience & have a great week!
Pray For My Mother
Last night my mother had a massive coronary , Luckily I was here at home. She is now in the ICU and not completely out of the clear as of yet. I never thought I would have to use my army training to treat my own mother, but it helped me to stop panicing and detach myself enough to help her through it. I stayed with her all night then all day, coming home tonight to grab some sleep, and am going back in the morning to the hospital. Please send any healing energies that you can spare. Love Amber
Goodbye
NightwishWish I Had An AngelMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com I gave you my heart you crushed it I had my wrongs but gave it to you again Only to have it shreded to pieces you had to riped it out in public you are no fallen angel as an angel would never do what u have done you have kids so do i why bring innocents in adult things you want to blame me fine ill take it all but dont u ever dare call your self an angel i may not have a heart no more but some day some where i will find my Angel the real one Fallen Dark Angel you riped me apart fine ill heal in time but be woman enough to leave me alone and let me heal all i ask leave me and my kid alone just move on and let us be good bye baby 2 chances not 3
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Girls For Good Guys
helo ladies 23 white male in midway ga looking to talk to some ladies and see where it could lead looking for relationship a good one dont be shy hit me up
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay
A Real Man
What a "Real Man" is...? 1. A REAL MAN respects his friends and family first and foremost in his life. 2. A REAL MAN raises his kids - not JUST out-of-pocket, either. He's a daddy, not a father, to his kids. 3. A REAL MAN supports and challenges his woman to develop herself, so she can achieve whatever she wants in life. 4. A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first, and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5. A REAL MAN doesn't kiss and tell or need his ego stroked by bragging. 6. A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails that you've had cut or done recently. 7. A REAL MAN calls you beautiful and gorgeous... not just hot, sexy, fine as fuck or fine as hell. (Fine as fuck, how thoughtful and sweet of guys! LOL!) 8. A REAL MAN calls you back no matter HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS, because he knows he means a lot to you. 9. A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. He makes hi
Why Men Are Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You c
Im So Emo
omg nobody loves me im so sick of life i just want to go cut my wrists and bleed all over ill sit in my corner because i am a loser nobody cares about me life sucks now im gunna be a emo elmo he he jokes are funny :D woot woot
Bored
kk we were in hookah talking about emo blogs..so...its now my turn to write one lol -sniffle- whyyyyy wwwhhhyyyy whhyyy did Fox stop making new episodes of DRIVE?????????? so like this morning I made toast n it burnt a little.....Im such a fucking loser So like I called my gf and she let it ring 3 times before picking up.... 3 TIMES!!! ..shes gonna dump me i know it... I hate you all Except you The End
Keep Ur Nails...cute Always....tips
here are times you may want to go without nail polish and realize after removing your polish that the nails are yellow. Smoking can cause nails to turn yellow as well as wearing nail polish in dark colors. There are a re few things you can do to whiten the nails and remove the yellow easily... Lemon...Probably the easiest way is to slice a lemon in half and stick your fingers in the halve for a few minutes. The natural acids in a lemon will whiten the nail... If the yellow is a little more stubborn, soak your nails in a 50-50 solution of water and hydrogen peroxide. This will clean the nails nicely... A whitening toothpaste can be brushed on and scrubbed gently with a clean toothbrush to whiten the nails... Some people soak their yellowed nails in a bowl with solution of water and a few drops of bleach...
New To Ct
just wanted to say hi all. I'm new and just lookin around right now but give me some time n i will have it all down.lol
These People
"How much money do I have to give you in order for me to be allowed to hit it from behind?" I recieved this comment on one of my pics. I wrote him a message afterwards because I was upset and offended. I thought he would apologise but instead he wrote back something further upsetting. Here is my email and his. Tell me what you think? my email-Are you joking? Are do you honestly think I am a whore that sells my body to the highest bidder? I have never had sex for money..I am not a prostitute. In fact money is not my highest priority in life. My son and his and my happiness is. I have never dated a guy because he had money. I try to date nice respectful people that I have fun with and can laugh with. I will be deleting your comment..it was very rude and not sure why you would write one like that. His reply- 1. The comment was meant to be taken in jest (as a joke). 2. When you post "smutty" pics of yourself, your're going to get dirty and lewd comments like that. 3. How ha
Thanks For The Love
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay
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3rd In A Series
for those of you who have enjoyed the first two offerings (you know who you are) here is another of my little "stories". Rate, comment and share with your friends! remember, the more people who like them, the more that will follow! ---------------------------------------------------- Awoke this morning with a glorious dream fading from memory, so I figured I'd better get as much down on paper as fast as possible . . . As we near the end of another Steelers' Sunday, I sit at the bar chatting up the bartender, Carol. She's relatively new here at the bar, working mostly Sundays, but an excellent addition to the staff. She's about 5'6", thin, brunette and has what has been called the world's most perfect ass. I've been coming here every Sunday just to see her (well, that and to watch my Steelers) for the past couple months. We have started to get along pretty well, slowly moving into the land of friendly flirting. As I am helping her shut down the bar for the night, cleaning a
The First Hit Is Free...they Get Ya On Tha Comeback!
Giggity, giggity... This is how it all begins...spur of the moment impulse buy....webcam I've been hangin round these parts for several months...never put much thought into any of it... Boss at work mentions somethin about Skype...so back to the impulse buy...picked up a webcam for 15 bucks...kind of into technology, the whole concept is awesome...but that's for another blog. So, thanks to this impulse buy, I have finally been able to get a salute and increase my ranking past that 99.99% so many are stuck on. Cool, cool So, now, it's 1:30 Monday afternoon and I'm writing this, joining others who for whatever reasons are here too! So, I say High to everyone, Me
Tammy
if i was skinny i would have all the people in the world talk to me. but im not so noone wants to talk to me on.
Harley's And Pussy Don't Mix...
So I'm in Indiana riding with a friend of mine. We stop on this country road and out of nowhere a kitten comes running up under my bike. I reach down to shoo the kitty away suddenly there was a gravity burst and down went my bike with me on it. As I'm falling, I'm still trying to get the kitten away. My bike and I hit the ground hard, with full force (ouch). The kitty had managed to scamper over under my friends bike, while she was freaking out and running over to help me. We picked up the bike and found that the knobby end of the clutch lever had broken off. Then I noticed that I was bleeding from my elbow, hand and knee. Lucy sure had some splaining to do that night for sure. Luckily the bike wasn't injured too badly, I think I'll live and I don't think that kitty will be attacking anymore bikes anytime soon. Later that say we had a good laugh over the whole thing. We were both glad that the kitten wasn't hurt. We also decided that you should avoid pussy when on a Harley.
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Tattoo Contest
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=212051&albumid=422681&i=1482313620 I am asking all my friends and family to bomb the hell out of my old man's tatt pic... would really appreicate it!!!!
Hating On The Mumms!
Okay here it is you don't like me get the f*** off my friends list! But don't be an ass to me the very first time i try to make a stupid ass mumm. Grow the f*** up and try to be a man or a woman.. It's funny commenting on shit that make no sense hell i really don't care about that but the making fun of me for asking a f***ing question? so all i have to say is f*** you.. oh and have a nice day. At least my momma taught me to be nice to others...So get you ass off my friend list if you don't like it...bye... Oh yeah this only has to do with the ones who left nasty, hating, and rude ass comments to the mumm that is no longer there and f*** your mumms...
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What Is On My Mind
well this is my frist blog so i thought i would start here this Friday I leave to go pick up my best friend in kentucky for her to come and stay with me for 2 weeks i will be back late saturday night we havent seen each other in 2 years cuz her hubby is in the army they just got but from a 2 yr tour in germany then he leave in october to go Iraq for 18-20 months so she is upset but she dont let show so while she is here i have to keep her occupied and keep her mind off of it but it will be hard for her but i figured it wont be too hard she get some alone time with him when she get back to him i am going make sure of that but he will be ok i know it in my gut and i know she will worry but he will be fine and thid will make them a stronger couple enough about them this about me right and i cant wait to see her and her kids lol i just got back from disney world with my sons and hubby is was great we took our oldest there for make a wish if you didnt know my oldest son is terminally ill wi
Forgotten.....
Left behind lied to , crushed beneath the heal but i get up again. Forgotten by anyone who once said it was all real left alone to face the darkness I got up again. hurt and trying to move on but pulled back into the same circle hard to resist even harder to forget. no one will be sorry for hurting me no one will ask me for forgiveness what they do leaves no mark on their hearts what i did leaves no spot on their memory naive to believe their silly stories and hold onto those silly promises but though they have moved on forgotten and becmoe what they are i am still here. I am still strong and my heart still beats for what was promised me once. I wont hold my breath though!!!
Snakes For Sale
hey ya'll i didnt put this in mum but pepps get to butt hurt anyways i have 2 pythons for sale both a year old have a big ass cage with bedding food lights the whole shabang. all im asking is $300-250 obo just shoot me an email if ya might want em
Sex
You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
For Mom- Rip
FOR MY MOM PHYLISS ANTIONETTE MESSINA
B-day Tommorow!! (july 10th)
My B-Day's Tommorow!!! Wish me a Happy B-Day n Stuff!!
Why Dose It Hurt?
All I’ve been doing was crying, Crying my 1,000 tears Wishing you would come back to me, Wishing that you were here It seems right now as if you want, Want to hurt me even more I wish that you could understand that My heart is already sore I still cry a 1,000 tears cause you Throw a lot of women in my face I tried and tried but I can’t move on I don’t know why I think you can’t be replaced I don’t understand how you can tell me That you will never stop lovin me Every time I turn around I cry Tears my eyes can see Why o why is what I ask myself Why do I keep on letting you hurt me I never made you cry a 1,000 tears So why would you want to make me How can you tell me I’m not the one When it has been so many years Within those years you would think no tears But they came because you didn’t care You would think because of a 1,000 tears That I would be all dried out Nothing hurts more but to know you’re not here And that you are no
Do U Ever Wonder
Do u ever sit n wonder? I mean everyone thinks of the past, present, and the future. It all boils down 2 the endless possibilities life has. I often wonder what the hell-and then within a blink of an eye-reality sets in. Often it seems like u step into another time zone and then once your thoughts are done flashing through your head u take that blink of an eye and your here. Funny how it works huh?
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You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your siblings/cousins bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Mister Evil knievel. Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh? Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have unreal reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be
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Do We Want To Change How 'things' Are?
SITTING HERE AT MY COMPUTOR DESK AND WONDERING WHY I AM ALONE IN LIFE AS WELL AS OTHERS. I READ A STARTLING STATISTIC AWHILE BACK THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY BY THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE DIVORCE RATE HERE IN THE U.S. WAS ABOUT THAT PERCENT BUT NEVER REALIZED HALF OF OUR POPULATION LIVES BY THEMSELVES LOL! GOOD SOURCE TOO FROM READERS DIGEST! I MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY NOT SOCIOLOGY BUT I WILL TAKE A STAB AT A FEW REASONS FOR THIS I SEE AND GET SOME FEEDBACK FROM MY FRIENDS HOPEFULLY. MAN IS A SO CALLED 'SOCIAL ANIMAL' RIGHT? WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BE COMPLETE AND WHOLE AND ESPECIALLY A SOUL MATE TO SHARE LIVE WITH RIGHT? LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE SEEN OVER THE YEARS RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON CONVENIENCE AND THE PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HENCE THE HUGE DIVORCE RATE WE HAVE. CONVENIENT SEX, THEY LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOLS PERHAPS, WORK TOGETHER, PARENTS WERE FRIENDS,ECT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SITTING ON A PORCH SWING AND TALKING FOR
The Greatst Iorny Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that
Stuck
Things have been so fucked up lately. I thought that I was depressed a few weeks ago, but now nothing can compare to how I feel now. We are being evicted from our home because my dad stopped paying the mortgage after my parents divorced. We have to be 0uot ASAP, and we have nowhere to live yet. I have to get rid of my animals....and I' mreally sad because I love them, and they are all I have left these days. There is no such thing as friends, or love. I've been completely alone lately. I thought I had friends, but they choose to ignore me in my time of need, so fuck em. Because shit has been so fucked up lately, All I've been doing is partying. I've been drinking to the point where I'd pass out... I'd smoke myself stupid.... fuck, I've even had alot of sex lately... nothing like fucking the pain away right? I Broke down and cried yesterday. I finally do know what its like to lose everything and be alone. Thoughs of hurting myself have crossed my mind, but who fuckin knows
Change
On 3/6/07 I was hit hard with reality. My world cam crashing down and I knew I had a long road ahead of me to rebuild. As I lay crying Barry smiled. He knew that what I was going through at that moment was a life changing event. And it was! I was suddenly able to see all the things I refused to see in the past. I was able to recognize things in myself that I ignored for so long, and that night I vowed to let the changes take me to a new and better place. After my sobs subsided Barry asked me how I felt. I told him that I had no emotions to myself at that moment. His respond was "That's enlightenment." I lay there for a long while, feeling high and gitty, allowing all the stimulus around me fill me with sensations. The moonlight through the cracks of the shade, the cool sheets on my skin, the tears drying on my face (and how they itched ever so slightly), the sound of Barry's breathing beside me. All these things filled me in a way that is inexplainable. It's taken me a lon
Good Reading Material I Found
Subject: BIKERS For all who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
Just To Let You All Know
I just thought I would let you all know that I am finally moved. I really hate moving. But I am finally moved. I wont be on as much as I use to but I will still be on some so DO NOT to come show me some love and stuff. I have missed you all and I am glad to be back..
Summer Time Specials
Hey ladies it's that time...Sun is out, vacations are coming!! Why not have a party during the weeknight and save the weekends for the lake!! If you book a party for August during you will get...... Your party must be $300.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE Product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free Your party must be $500.00 in sales 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) You party must be $1000.00 or more 1. 15% of your retail sales in FREE product 2. ANY item at 20% off 3. a bottle of coochy Free (a 10.50 value) 4. a bottle of basic instinct Free (a $26.00 value) 5. Daddy from the Nati Free (a $38.00 value) 6. Be entered into a drawing to will a luxurious cruise for TWO to Mexico We will play games, have some "girl talk" and enjoy a night "IN"!! Call now to book while dates are still available!! Ref
Stories (nsfw)
--- She wrote: so here i am emailing you..yet again... sorry i got really bored over the weekend... anyhow i don't know why u wouldn't enjoy it.. i want a candle lit bath.. in a really big tub.. bubbles and rose petals of course.. warm towels when i got out and the in the bedroom message oils... and tell me if you've heard this one before.... a naked u.. and u can take it from there.. sensuality i like sensuality... and its not a trait you find in many guys.... and most girls(emphases on "girls") i've been with the exclusion and why is it that i always like the "taken" ones??? (guys and girls of course) *deep sigh* --- I wrote: well, if you really minded e-mailing me I'm sure you wouldn't do it.. ;) it's okay, I'd probably get bored on the weekends as well if i didn't fill them up.. ooh.. going for all out sensual here.. sounds good to me.. you do seem to enjoy your rose petals. and i assumed I'd be naked, or would you have been enjoying the bath by yourself? I'm en
Rants
ok, first blog. and yes its gonna be random. so, im kinda bummed/pissed off right now. i have 3 days before i leave for vacation and i still havemt found out if my friends i invited are allowed to go. i mean cmon who wouldnt want to go to the beach with me for a week? well, anyways.... so i might be getting off in just a few mins because i am really tired plus i have to work in the morning and it fucking sucks. so yea. whoever is gonna read this, g'night. -Jen
Wow--where'd This Come From All The Sudden?
I just commented on a mumm about a girl that was abused in her last relationship and has been single for a year and a half. She is afraid to get back out there and trust men again. I have been single since November 06' and there is still no sign of things getting any easier. Things have changed drastically since I used to date many years ago. I am very sweet and reserved and it comes off as shy, which may be true also, but I am just trying to let you show me who you are and develop some sort of trust and connection before I open up. But nowadays it seems as if women only want the assholes anymore. Ones that will treat them like shit, ignore them, cheat, leave them at home and go have fun hitting on other women. I have NEVER cheated, NEVER had a one night stand, No booty calls, and NEVER played a girl to get something I wanted. But where does it get me??? No where..... I am beginning to feel as though there is no one out there for me anymore. I mean I have had dee
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so if you know me from myspace then you know when i get all messed up in my head i blog,, cause it's kinda like a couseling session to me. i can't keep a diary because i can't write fast enough to suit myself. everything that has been going on in my head lately has been really fucked up. i miss Joe so bad.and every day it just keeps getting worse. i mean he was my life, completely and totally. and i lve with my friends,, but i keep geting this drift like i am not wanted here. i talk to people online, and i try ery hard to make connections with them, but i can't do that with people that are around me. i have even begun to push davey ( a bestest since childhood) away. and in turn, because he doesn't undertand why i refuse to talk to him, he has pushed me away as well. and i only make connections with those online that i know i will have a slim to none chance of ever meeting face to face, for the simple reason that if i flirt with them, it doesn't make me feel as guilty for doin it and Jo
Friends (sent To Me By Blue Eyes)
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l
Random Thoughts.
You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears
What Is Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic fibrosis is an inherited chronic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system of about 30,000 children and adults in the United States (70,000 worldwide). A defective gene and its protein product cause the body to produce unusually thick, sticky mucus that: clogs the lungs and leads to life-threatening lung infections; and obstructs the pancreas and stops natural enzymes from helping the body break down and absorb food. In the 1950s, few children with cystic fibrosis lived to attend elementary school. Today, advances in research and medical treatments have further enhanced and extended life for children and adults with CF. Many people with the disease can now expect to live into their 30s, 40s and beyond.
Where Am I???
To all the girls I've loved.....oops...that's already been sung huh? lol....To all my friends on here/there, I've been gone, getting my bitch back on the road has been my passion lately. If I've neglected ya'll, then please accept my SINcere appologies.,....but she is my bitch and she needs to be between my legs.....if you don't know What the F++k I'm talking about, read my profile dammit!!. Laura darklin, TY for the Silver MC....and you can ride me/mine anytime..... bbl8r ya'll.......g
Uh Blog?
I got wood Few people have an idea as to what puts them in their "zen" place. Few people can realize what it takes to put them in that place. I have been lucky enough to find mine. As wierd as it may sound to the "normal" person I like to chop wood by hand. I can't really put my finger on what it is that is so satisfying about being out in the sun all day and feeling it on my back. drinking a beer or two and getting some much needed work done for the fire later on that everyone will gather around. They'll drink, talk, and yes laugh. Sometimes at jokes or someone's expense. The concentration of the cut helps also. Swinging a 15LB solid steel maul around, up, and over your head and trying to hit the same spot is a challenge I look forward to. The crack and then the splitting of the trunk I quess is where my satisfaction is. The feeling that I have the brute force to be able to break down in a few hours what took decades to grow and then die. It's times like this whe
Bed
Ok im heading to bed.. and So who is not going to JOIN me.. lol maybe join me in my dreams.. if your lucky....
From Darkness To The Light
Deep in the chambers of the stalagmite house knows as house Mae'Iryn sat Matron Mother Zaani on her bed surrounded by her daughters, all high priestesses oh Lloth the spider queen, Zaani began the long process of labor. "Myrizz should i pass during this labor you are to be Matron in my place." Zaani said to her eldest daughter. "Matron Mother do not speak of such things. You have given birth to 5 daughters and are highly in Lloths favor you shall not perish due to mere childbirth." she said softly. "Quiet! This labor is different then from all of yours. It is draining me of my strength like its sucking my life." she said through a pain filled grimace. "Understood Matron Mother." Myrizz said solemnly. During the next 15 hours of labor Zaani labored to expel this child that was tormenting her, threatening to take all of her strength away. All the daughters helped in any way they could. Zar'Uit stayed at her mothers side holding her upright trying to make her more comfortable
Bodymod
I got my dermal anchor today thanks to Daron at Little John's. I love it now that it's in, despite the bruising. But let me tell you. If anyone is thinking about getting one of these done, don't let me deter you, but it hurts like hell. Or at least mine did. They have to go very slowly to work the anchor in and they have to press on it rather hard. I must say, as painful as my rook and industrial were, this hurt even worse. I mean holy shit it hurt. I didn't cry or anything, but I did mutter quite a few curses and was sweating profusely through the whole thing. Now I just have to give it 6 weeks then I can take the healing cap off and replace it with a gem or something. But as I said, please don't let this deter you, as it's a great piercing, and everyone feels pain differently. Tiffany
Tattoos
I am not a normal girl in anyway. I love getting durty and having a good time but what I like the best is Tattoos I love to give them and get them I have been doin them for about 6 months now on my own and I don't want to toot my own horn but I kick ass I will be posting pix on profile of the ones that I have done so check them out My favorite is the one I did on myself alright later
The Bunny Blog
I stole this one from that cute hooligan. Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Or else I am sending Satan's minion after you and I can do that she is staying with me for a while.
Vote For Marita!
Reposted for a friend ------------------------- THONG BIKINI OF THE WEEK COMPETITION I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN GO AND VOTE FOR ME! www.sexygirlbutts.com/bikini-of-the-week
Wtf!!!
So far this site has been fun, but I have finaly got a shithead that has reported one of my pics as NSFW. I thought this was a adult site for adults.. The pic they reported as art you can go see in a fuckin museum... Its not porn.. I love all art in all forms and I think it helps open hearts and minds.. Why would anyone hate on art?? I listen to things and see things I prefer to enjoy.. The things I dont care for then I turn off, or dont look at.. This is our 1st amendment right.. This right is one of the things I love about this country.. This is why many men and women have died on battle fronts around the world for us to have such rights.. And as with anything everyone tries to enjoy, it only takes one asshole to fuck it up for everybody.. People grow up, and excercise your right to walk away, turn it off, dont look, but dont hate on the freedom for anyone to express themselves as they see fit.. I dont send these pics out to people. They look at their own concious choice, and they ca
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My New Name Is.........
OK.....take a minute and laugh!! MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Pr ofes sor Poopypants, by
A Poem To Give You Goosebumps
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys
Sears Supports Our Military Let's Support Them
Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up... Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. Pass it on. Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department: Received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have
Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-l
What 50 Years Can Do
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z
Usa
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forwa
Beware Of Hackers
views: 19 comments: 5 ratings: 0 This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log o
Why Women Are Smarter Than Men..lol
Estate Planning 101 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.
Tick Removal
> Please forward to anyone with children. or hunters, etc!! thanks! > > A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because
Bored At Work!!!
Thank goodness for internet access at work. Work has slowed down alot for me lately and I'm just glad I can browse the internet and access Cherrytap to keep me entertained at times. I have to be here in the office at least 10 to 12 hours a day if not more. They just like to see people working long hours. I guess it makes the company feel better about their employess. I on the other hand think it's unfair. I mean people do have lives outside of work right?
Welfare
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb
Need Advise
Ok, this is to all the guys out there that have girlfriends/wives. Why do you need to go on a site and flirt with people who you'll prob never meet if you have someone at home who you say you are happy with????? Not to mention the fact that that person didnt even know that you belonged to that site... Why would you lie abt something like that? Does it make you feel like a real man to know thst youre getting away with something that your girl has no idea abt???? WTF??? And then ignore her when she finds you on here and messages you.... I really dont get it? Is it because the girl youre living with and marrying next year isnt good enough for you? Or is it that it's just easier to get off to people who would never want anything to do with you anyway, so you pretend to have some sort of "dellusional realationship" with them with no strings attached? I really dont understand... Could someone please enlighten me???? Thanks...Oh, and Sean, if you read this, you better reply!!
How Men Choose A Wife Lol
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to sav
Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."
A Need To Vent!
I find it hard to believe that my pictures keep getting flagged as NSFW. I look at pictures scrolling by on the top and see girls in their bras with their nipples showing or guys with profanity in their names and yet all of that is totally acceptable ... so please explain to me how my fully clothed butt is so unsuitable for work or how my girlfriend and I playing with rocks making symbols on our stomachs is hardly safe for work. The hypocrisy of the site is anyone can decide they do not like you and tag a picture. I am sure no one cares about my rant but it is ridiculous!
The Fireman
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible..The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix .. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Firem
My Everything
Everything for You You are my everything When I wake up it is you on my mind All day You put a smile on my face You have come in to my world My heart I want you and need you You complete me What was love without you? NOTHING You are my love My future is with you I am yours for the asking My love, my heart my time I love you It is unreal But yet true How much my heart belongs to you Do not hurt it Take care of it And it will take care of you
Things A True Boyfriend Does
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S
My Lyrics
{{{{{{{{{{ Its Easier }}}}}}}}}} ..........its easier to walk the fence than to choose.... its easier to keep on hand an excuse ..... But i dont mind ....i dont mind .... Better get off if you want ... or hang on for the ride... Its Easier to leave, behind than to stay... Its easier to curse , my god than to pray...But i dont mind..... i dont mind... Either get off while you can,... or hang on for the ride....i dont mind,... and i know ,..good advice, doesn't change ,and up hill climb,... i dont mind ,.if your heart tells you to be here...oh -no....you cant go ,...you cant try,...doesnt change the bottom line,..take your time ,... if you need to make all your "S's" clear.....Its Easier to say ,the odds are against you ,.. but whats difficult for one,..is easier for two,.. but i dont mind,.. i dont mind,.. either get off while you can ,...or hang on for the ride,.. i dont mind,... i dont mind ,....i dont mind ,.
3 Little Pigs Lol
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered
Welfare Recipient Lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary will be $300,000. per year." The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."
How Ct Profiles Get Hacked.
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