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Example Of A Jerk Who Will Get Nothing But A Negative Response
EXAMPLE OF AND ASSHOLE tinman: u bored u wanna cum suck on this hard dick 11:46pm reply To tinman: ONLY IF U SUCK ON MINES FIRST 11:48pm reply tinman: yea u want me on my knees lickign that pussy 11:49pm more To tinman: I MEANT MY DICK IF U CANT SUCK MY DICK FIRST THEN NO I CANT SUCK URS LOL 11:50pm reply tinman: says ur a female 11:51pm more To tinman: CAUSE I AM ASSWIPE U BEING A JERK ASKING ME THAT WHEN U DONT KNOW ME TAKE YA PERV BEHAVIOR SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR FUTURE GUYS LOOKING FOR A CONVO WITH ME TRY TO AVOID THIS BEHAVIOR AND U WONT GET THIS KIND OF RESPONSE

Examine At The Least 5 Packers In Addition To Movers Inside Delhi To Find The Finest Package
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Ex And Life :)
idk why i went throw it we wasnt happy i was happyer wen she was away i just couldnt wait intil she went 2 work but idk im better off with out her cuz no more stress i do miss her sometimes but idk why yes i did tlk to gurls but i didnt want them i thought we lasted 4ever i guess anything dosent lasted 4ever i know im n a wheelchair and i really wasnt trying my best 2 get out i realize i have 2 do something and try my best i cant really trusted no1 but myself so it just helps me 2 think i have only myself i just want 2 wlk and find my 1 i hope it works out :) just hoping 2 find some1 i can trusted dat wont cheat on me and tell me how they really feel only thing i can do is hope i do like some1 and wanna c something happen with us but idk if it is so.... just hope and be happy!!!! :)

Ex Application Lol
1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. birthday: 6. why do you want to be my boyfriend? 7. what are your hobbies? 8. favorite music? 9. thongs or boy shorts.... 10. silk sheets or cotton sheets? 11. do you snore? 12. which side of the bed do you prefer? 13. favorite color? 14. play any instruments? 15. do you believe in love at first sight? 16. do you smoke cigarettes? 17. do you like to drawpaintother art stuff? 18. favorite movie? 19. can you cook? 20. do you cry during sad movies? 21. are you religious? 22. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 23. favorite day of the week? 24. are you spontaneous? 25. would you rather stay in with me or go out somewhere with me? 26. do you like to be alone sometimes? 27. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 28. how do you feel about drugs & alcohol? 29. your friends before me? 30. do you have an in

Ex Back Home
when u have an ex back home in a different state would u/should u c them if u visit back home agin??? cause i this ex and my gf wants me 2 go and say hi 2 him and his mom. but i dont want 2 look like a fool. but if i'm just passing through my gf thinks its ok. whatcha think???

Ex Beat Me! Woo.. I Was Abused For Not Getting Back Together With Him!
wow i can't even think of anything to name my blog today. damn to much stuff happened last night for me to even begin to actually think about it. damn.. well i got the shit beat out of me by an ex last night because i told him i didnt want to get back together with him. punched me and shit. grabbed me by the neck picked me up off of the ground and like held me in the air for a minute choking me and threw me into a bush. damn i still cant believe that shit actually went down. just thinking about it makes me go short of air. and my neck starts to hurt. and he kept calling me a slut and a tease because i wanted to talk to a guy who is like my brother alone about something really important. i hate my luck with guys! gah. i always get fucking abused!

The Ex Bf
the ex wanted to see the baby so i told him he could come over. we went to cash my cheacks and to get stuff 4 his car. on the way back to my house we talk about him gettin another job and a place to live. I tell him once he has a place the baby can stay the weekend wth him. He tells me when he has his place he wants me and the baby back. i told him no, i cant go through what he did to me agin. i'm tryin to move on wth my life but he wants to stay in the past. trying to heal the heart that he had broken into a million pieces

Ex Bf
Why do ex bfs need to call? and tell u that they miss you.. want to be with you again.. then say things will be different... i mean come on isnt there a reason they are an ex in the first place... i just dont understand that at all...

Ex Boyfriend
So I've officially kicked my fucking asshole ex boyfriend out my life!!! Go me!!! The asshole has lied, cheated, and used me just like my fucking last ex. He also admitted that he was going to dump me for his ugly ass 12 year old looking new gf. I'm so happy he is out of my life, and if I ever fucking see him I'm going to beat his ugly ass face in.

Ex Boyfriends
Ok I know im getting a divorce but wht does the guy i dated for about a week feel the need to give my email address to everyone in his family and harass me? Is there a point to asking me who the fuck i think i am... I think im better then dave smoked too much weed partyed too much- Im 21 years old and getting a divorce- i know some shit about relationships and I know putting partying before a girlfriend is mistake number one eso if IM the girlfriend I wont deal with it! the next thing i know hes going to give out my screen name and phone number I told him on sunday that i was going to go hang out with my old fuck buddy... thought he would get jealous and end it So i droped the L bomb said i was falling in love with him scared him off :) So mission accomplished- Theres sopmthing wrong with a man who goes by Dr KnockBoots and says he has a PhD in fucking... and the sex was horriable! thats why i wanted to end it he was cute as hell but a bad lay- men are dumb!

Ex- Boyfriend
Ex- boyfriend I had to leave. I couldn't stay any longer. You hurt my heart too many times. Over and over with empty promises and lies. I may have loved you once but not anymore. You took me for granted. You took my heart and through it away, in the trash like I ment nothing to you anymore. Now to move on and go back to the person I was before you came into my life. Need to live my life and try my best to raise our wonderful little girl without you.

Ex Boyfriends Suck
on may 24 it was jesse's 21 birthday. we were drunk as fucking fuck and having fun. well he had to carry things too far with his grandma and she called the cops on him. we ran to the trailer park down by his house and started partying back there. we here the cops say get on the ground and dip out. everybody gets away except my ex boyfriend. i'm thinkin it's okay, you know, he'll be out in a lil while, he just got drunk tank, but no his stupid ignorant ass had a fuckin crack stem in his pocket. i found out later on yesterday, which was the 25, about it and i also found out that he stole money from me to go buy the rocks. i had serious feelings for him but fuck that bitch. i'm way too good for him. i have to stop crying because i'm sick of it so show some luv cuz i need all the friends i can get right now.

Ex "boyfriend" From Nc
So this morning marks the day that I have decided not to engage in any more online relationships. I tried to end it with this guy because he A) had no job B) was 18 and acted childish about getting in knife fights and things for fun C) wanted ME to pay for his way to come stay with me. ... So when I tried to end it, then felt bad and was nice to him... this is what I get... (it also started because he told me he hated my girl and that if her and i made a porno *inside joke* that he wouldnt watch it because she was fat and all that good crap.) Jimmy: I was wrong to think you would be any different than the woman I almost gave my life to. I was so stupid to think that any woman can really care. All women want to do is use men. You use men for comments on your CT. Others use men for sex, money, drugs. But no, you had to be the one I fell for. I'm an idiot. You know what, go ahead and delete it. Better yet, I'll do you a favor and just block you. Have a good life cheating on everyone

Ex Boyfriend Problems
ok well here it is my ex is bieng a problem agian and i know that part of it is to get back with me even though i dont love him and never will. but he thinks that im a lost cause because he stills loves me and my daughter. granted that i dont have the same feeling it is ok. i have told him that i understood that because i know that he has loved me since i was 16 years old. but i really think that we are better off being friends. but he is giving me a whole lot of shit about all my faults. which i admit i have alot but not going to get into them now. i just wish that he would deal with the fact that screwed him over and quite throwing it in my face every chance he gets. well that is enough for now.

The Ex-boyfriend
The Ex-Boyfriend by nAwT © I was home alone late one night. The first time in what felt like centuries! My roommate had decided she would be staying over at her boyfriends place, but wasn't sure if she would stay for the week. As soon as she said that, I hauled ass to the closest video store & rented a bunch of movies with the hope she would stay the whole week & get fucked. She was behaving very restlessly & getting on my last fucking nerve! So I was totally ecstatic when she had made her plans known to me. As soon as the door hit her ass on her way out, my clothes was off of my body hitting the floor! DAMN! I thought to myself, I've forgotten what it was like to be able to walk around the apartment naked! I allowed myself a few blissfully silent minutes to let it sink in, before I had grabbed my blanket & pillows from my bedroom. I popped in the first of what I thought was to be a movie marathon. I had just settled my naked ass on the couch when the doorbell rang. WHA

Ex Boyfriend
ok my ex "fred" is a a**hole! he ASSUMED that i am a complete idiot. i bought a new laptop and was playing around with it. he asked me to give hima ride home from work the same day i bought the laptop cuz he bought a chair and needed to get it home. well im a nice person at least in my mind so i gave him a ride home. well w are sitting there talking about this that and the other..ya know just shooting the s**t while he put his chair together. i told him clear as day that i know how to rip music from my cd's as well as download software like limewire to my computer and get music and other file from there as well. so as you can see i can operate the computer and even surf the 'net. i may not spell correctly and have a ton of typo's but a computer illiterate i am not. i did graduate from a vocational high school with computer technology as my course of study. so yea i have some idea as to what i am doing. another thing is he totally is trying to make me the bad guy and the reason are rela

Ex Boyfriends
Why is it that when you think you find the right guy he turns out to be a loser. I broke up with my boyfriend a couple of weeks ago and he is such a child. I swear you would think he was 2 instead of 22. I just wish guys would grow up and know when a woman actually wants to have a relationship and not just a sex partner. I mean hello it's not always about sex.

Ex-boyfriends
Just a ?, cuz mainly im bored out of my mind. But y do ex boyfriends still wanna control u when they dont have nothing to do with u? I had a good good friend lookin for me and he called my ex and asked 4 my number and he wouldnt let him have my number...and when i comfronted my ex about it..he said he didnt want me talkin to him ever again...that just pisses me off how they seem to not give crap bout us after we r over an when another guy wants to talk...its like thats the worst thing in the world and they say no us cant talk or see him at all....now i can understand this if we was still going out...but we aint....i just dont understand...mayb some 1 on here can help me figure this out.

Ex Boyfriend
I Have Learned not to date a ex b/f once last year after he cheated on me with a so called friend. Well this year he dumped me while I was in the hospital but not after he called me a bitch n yelled at me. He was sick with the flu or something n was more worried about himself than asked how I was doing in the hospital when I left him a message n told him where I was. I gave the guy two chances. I will never do that again. He does have fubar. So watch out ladies. He doesn't buy u anything. I spent all my money on him. He is one of those type of men. But I did love him with all my heart but sumtimes I ask myself why. Baby Sassy

Excalibur Is Back Woot
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Excalibur Radio ~ Scooter Bar / Xxxtreame Full Throttle Radio Battle
HERE IS WHAT I'LL SAY ABOUT IT... WORKING WITH EXCALIBUR RADIO WHILE SLADE WAS RUNNING IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE ON FUBAR... HOW EVER THE STRAIGHT ROCK AND METAL IS VERY HARD TO TAKE AND ALL OF THAT ALL THE TIME LISTENING TO IT AND PLAYING IT FOR PEOPLE... I'M NOT USE TO DOING SUCH A THING... BUT HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE DRAMA... I GOT MY OWN DRAMA GOING ON... AND TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU ALL SLADE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIM... AND YANKEE IS NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HER... EVERYONE I HAVE MET ON HERE HAS GOOD THINGS INSIDE ONE ANOTHER... I PROMOTE DRAMA FREE PLACES... WHICH IS WHY I DON'T GO BACK TO SOME OF THE OTHER PLACES THAT I HAVE WORKED AS A DJ AND PROMOTER FOR ON HERE... I WONT MENTION THOSE NAMES.. NEITHER ANY OF THE OTHER PROBLEMS I HAVE DEALT WITH IN THE PAST... I WILL SAY THIS... EVERYONE BOW OUR HEADS IN SILENCE FOR RESPECT TO ONE ANOTHER... CAUSE WE ALL SHOULD BE BROTHER TO BROTHER AND SISTER

Excaped Inmate Captured
check it out. hartford courant story today. Escaped Inmate Captured By HILDA MUÑOZ | Courant Staff Writer 7:59 AM EDT, July 22, 2008 CHESHIRE - An inmate at Webster Correctional Institution hopped a fence while on work detail Monday afternoon and met a woman who was waiting on the other side with a car parked nearby, state police said. Robert Shepard's taste of freedom didn't last long. State police, tipped off by a citizen who witnessed the prison break, captured the inmate and arrested his accomplice, Theresia Ohara. Shepard, who was serving a 4-year prison sentence for an assault conviction, was charged with escape from a correctional institution. He was transferred to Northern Correctional in Somers. Ohara, 31, of Stafford Springs, was charged with interfering with police. She is scheduled to appear today in Superior Court in Meriden. State police say Shepard was on work detail across the street from the prison around 12:21 p.m.. The witness saw Shepard

Excalibur Rawk Auction
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Excalibur's Badboys
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Excavator Hits I-45 Overpass In Conroe, Snarling Traffic
CONROE, Texas—Traffic was snarled along I-45 northbound in Conroe Wednesday after an excavator on a trailer hit an overpass. 11 News photo It happened around 9 a.m. at the Wilson Road overpass. TXDoT officials were forced to close all northbound mainlanes and divert traffic around the problem. The road was closed until just after 2 p.m. TXDoT said there was broken concrete on one of the beams, so the debris needed to be removed before the road could re-open

Exccellent
You scored as Mr. Burns. You're Mr. Burns, the head of the Springfield Nuclear Power plant. You run a tight business, and won't let the little things like "safety" or "employee welfare" get in the way of profit.Which Springfield resident are you? (From the Simpsons)created with QuizFarm.com

Excerpt From My Book...
Excerpt from my book: (still haven't titled it) monolog from SYlvia Jacobs I guess it's pretty much come down to me realizing that life is a joke. That it is actually indeed very pointless. A big test that we in general as a race of humans are so tragically failing. Guess the people upstairs are having a good "I told you so" laugh on our behalf. "Survival of the fittest? A quiter never wins and a winner never quits? What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger?" Well what happens when you just don't have the strength to go on anymore? When you just don't have the will to survive? When your problems get just as bad as the others? There are so many cliche`s in life. How often do you sit with "what if's" and "had I done's" Well as I like to say. 'If ifs and ands were pots and pans my ass'd be a kitchen sink!" I so deperately spend my days wishing that I could hit some magical 'reset' button to restart my life at the very moment I realize that I

Excessive Livejournal Survey
1. Who is the last person you held hands with? Chris..... 2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? good lord no, id feel sad for my country haha 3. Do you sleep with the TV on? i enjoy total darkness 4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton? GROSSSSSSSSS, i hate milk 5. What did you do today? woke up dont think i showered......nope. checked mail bought film ate lunch went to CG111 picked up photos went to lighting ate lunch/dinner whatever came home adn went on the computer 6. Do you like somebody right now? like a LOT 7. How fast can you type? ive measured at 90ish wpm but average id say 7o to 8o 8. Are you afraid of the dark? only if im outside walking the streets alone 9. Eye color? hazel

Excerpts From The Song "come To Me" By Isaac Bonowitz
Come to me my beauty, I've something for you here; A mystery you do not know, there's nothing you should fear. Come to me, come to me... Strip off your gown and jewels, remove all that you own There's nothing you can bring below save naked flesh and bone. Come to me, come to me... You say you cannot love me for all the things I kill But Age and Fate my sweet one are far beyond my will. Come to me, / come to me. No one has ever touched me the way that you have done My cold heart you have melted by surrender you have won. Stay with me, stay with me... I'll give to you my power to weild as if your own I'll lay my sword down at your feet I'll share with you my throne. Just stay with me, stay with me... I know you must depart now to rule your worlds above But when cold winds begin to blow remember our warm love. And come to me / please come to me you'll come to me..." Excerpts from the song "Come to Me" by Isaac Bonowitz

Excellent Day!
thanks everyone that were leaving comments to get well.... yes i'm feeling well, kicking the sinus infection with strong medidine (yes, the ones that you better eat something before taking them or you'll get a hole in your stomach) today is a very sunny day! you cam smell spring here so i went to my garden and took few pics, and uploaded them in a new album... wanna see? click here in My Garden leave some comments if you want! for the ones that asked me before, yes, this is my real garden, yes me, my dad and my mom worked in it not someone else, and yes, we have fruits too, that i'll take pics as soon as the fruits are ready :) lots of love for everyone Maria

Excerpts From My Book 2
Remember me? The forgotten one with the penchant to help lost souls, even though I my self am lost? They say that that which does not kill you only makes you stronger…or makes you mad enough with a vengeance to find that which tried to kill you in the first place. Am I mad? Am I mad because I have tried to find that very thing…Death. Death is no stranger to me. He comes to me in the middle of the night to steal away the only ones I truly loved. My mother. My father. My precious, beautiful, princess, Carrie. He stole them right from my very grasp. Yes, I mourned for my mother and my father. But not nearly as deeply as I have mourned for my Carrie. Some say circumstances change people, sometimes down to the very core. And I am not the same man that I was ten months ago. Not the same gentle, kind, loving soul who would literally give the shirt from his very back to one in need. No, I am much different now. More callous, and cautious. Carrie’s death saw to that. I hav

Excerpts From My Book3
How Carrie did loathe this. To be treated only as a piece of meat. Carrie knew that I love her for her. I loved her for her pure childlike heart. For her inner beauty as well as what was on the outside. This always gave her a radiance and beauty that even the heavenly angels themselves stood in awe of. But you! You chosen few who chose to make her life and her livelihood a living hell. You I blame for her death! You were the ones who called and showed up to get her upset to the point of depression. The ones who got her so upset as to the point of being careless. The ones who made my Carrie lose all hope, no matter how hard I tried to reassure her. I’ve come to conclude that once hope is gone, we are no longer human. We become something that merely tries to survive on sheer instinct. This race never actually developed to homosapien from Neanderthal – we are still there. We strive to contradict today what was religiously upheld yesterday. Yet we still conside

Excellent And Bogus Products To Do With Digital Music And Stuff
Sony has just filled a patent for a new type of "human body communication system and communication device" that uses your body to wirelessly transmit sound from an audio source to a pair of regular headphones. Click link for more info iRebel Jackets (coming in January 2007) from Polartec feature an interior iPod pocket which connects your iPod to soft switch controls on the sleeve. Okay, but they still look like Star Trek uniforms and the iPod isn't quite up there with the Tricorder - yet! Click link for more info

Exceedingly Abundant Grace For Transformation
Exceedingly Abundant Grace for Transformation And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord who has enabled me, because He counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry... And the grace of our Lord was exceedingly abundant. (1 Timothy 1:12, 14) The grace of God is "much more" than our sin and our failure. It is "much more" than our personal inadequacy. It is "much more" than our comprehension of it. God's grace is "much more" than necessary to radically change our lives. In the limitless resources of God, there is exceedingly abundant grace for transformation. The Apostle Paul is a distinctive example of this transforming grace of God. The Lord took him from religious vanity into spiritual service. Paul was grateful for this work of grace. "And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord who has enabled me, because He counted me faithful, putting me into the ministry." God is the one who puts us into ministry. Consequently, for every arena of service we are given, it is appropriate to express tha

Excercise Your Rights
From: {Mr.eViL} ThE InFaMoUs BiTcH KiLLa Date: Dec 27 2006 11:08 PM The United States Constitution provides the foundation for the rights that protect all U.S. citizens from intrusive law enforcement practices. These rights should be exercised by everyone in all circumstances, regardless of whether or not an individual is guilty of a crime. Rights are like muscles -- if they are not exercised, they wither away. RULES OF THUMB Never leave anything in plain view: Although law enforcement officers must obtain a warrant before they can conduct a privacy-invading search, any illicit material that can be plainly seen by any person from a non-intrusive vantage point is subject to confiscation. An arrest and a valid warrant to search the rest of the area is likely to ensue. A "roach" in the ashtray, a pipe or baggie on the dashboard or coffee table, or a joint being smoked in public are common mistakes that can lead to prosecution. Never put anything incriminating into the tra

Excerpt From Book I'm Writing
Generally I don't write disclaimers but Ive got a lot of flack oer this piece Just for the record I don't hate cops I don't look down on them I Don't generally have a problem with them. That said tell me what ya think Cops... It's always the cops that give me problems they think they know so much. But they're wrong it's us that know its the government that knows. Not the president and his stuff-shirt aristocratic colleagues. They sit and play with their little papers moving them from plae to place content to remain puppets, as long as it means they don't have to hear about or deal with whats really going on. They don't want to get their hands dirty you know...in the affairs of their country... their country yeah ...right... thats a laugh! They havn't been running this country or any other since at least the 1950's maybe even farther back then that. Oh well. Wonder whats taking that damn cop so long...cops are so stupid! I mean not that it's their fault poor bastards but at least

Excerpts From The Hickbonics/english Dictionary:
HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting. Usage: "Heidi, y'all" HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, Hireyew?" BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin'

~~excellence In Waitstaffing~~
Subject: FW: The Spoon Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitch

Excessive Response
Sometimes I find myself thinking of apocalyptic scenarios in order to avoid doing something I don't want to do. Like, say I have to go gas up my car I'll think. "You know if an extinction level asteroid collided with the earth I wouldn't have to deal with that right now." Or actively hoping for a zombie plauge in order to avoid having to drive across town and take my watch to the jewlers for repair. Then I pause and reflect, "hmm...that's a tad overkill for the situation don't you think?" At that point I just hope for a near-extinction level asteroid or small and contained zombie outbreak.

Excerpt: Triflin' Hoes!
PREFACE: "I like black, and black likes me. I hope black doesn't cheat on me with white ='(" [caption to a picture] my response: "me & black have an affair going on, too..." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THROATFAWK...: BLACK NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT ME AND IT????? ->THROATFAWK...: yeah, me & black have had a thing since like 1995... we're homies. Open relationship, though.. haha THROATFAWK...: im heart broken. i mean. i thought black and me were exclusive. fuck man. then i hear he's knockin you up on the side just now. my heart is torn. THROATFAWK...: i feel so used and colored with filthy darkness ->THROATFAWK...: we've had a thing a long time, man... I'd never have thought he was pretending you were his one & only ->THROATFAWK...: here, let me go find a rainbow to hug you... THROATFAWK...: you're always looking out for me...thank you. ->THROATFAWK...: I'll always have your back, fo'reals THROATFAWK...: yeah at least when you're not swiping my mate. -sigh- lolol ->THROATFAWK...

Excerpt From Chapter One
As promised... here is a sample excerpt from chapter one of the ebook I am currently writing. I am still in chapter 3 at this point and I expect there will be about 10 to 12 chapters when it is completed. So anyway... this is the third chapter from the first chapter of the ebook. I hope you like what you read here ... it does get MUCH better but this is just a teaser so you can see what is happening with the ebook. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Paragraph 3 of chapter 1 of ebook tentatively titled "Private Hotel Party" Turning my head I see my husband is still in bed next to me but he is still sleeping. While still under the sheet my right arm reaches over and grabs him around his bare waist and I turn to press my naked breasts up against his exposed back. My nipples begin to become aroused as I feel his skin press against them. Apparently he can feel them poking into his shoulder blades for he begins to moan and move so slowly. Then his hand moves u

Excerpts From My Book: Rantings Of A Mad Man
Remember me? The forgotten one with the penchant to help lost souls, even though I myself am lost. Thesay that that which does not kill you only makes you stronger...or makes you mad enough with a vengeance to search out and find that which tried to kill you in the first place. Am I mad? Am I mad because I have tried to find that very thing...Death? death is no stranger to me. He comes in the middle of the night like a theifto steal away my loved ones and the ones I care about. He stole away my mother, my father, my beautiful, belove, princess, Carrie. Yes, I mourned for my mother and my father, but not as deeply as I have mourned for my beloved Carrie. Some say circumstances change people, sometimes right down to the very core. And I have changed. I am not the same man that I was a year ago. Not the same gentle, kind, giving soul who would literally give the shirt off his very back to one in need. No, I am much different today. More callous and cautious. Carrie's death

An Excerpt From Chapter 3
I leaned forward to turn the radio up a bit louder as I heard one of the songs from the 80’s that I remember dancing to in my youth. It was ‘Reflex’ by Duran Duran. Oh I remember how I turned the guys on at the clubs when I was young and danced to this, including my husband before we were married. I begin to gyrate in my seat to the beat of the music and make some hand motions as if I was back on the dance floor. I picked up the hem of my skirt and began flipping it and my husband was watching me flip it and he noticed on one flip that my shaved pussy was fully exposed. I could almost feel the bulge in his pants throb as his hand squeezed the top of my left thigh even harder. His hand begins to move upwards on my newly shaved smooth thigh so slowly. I can tell he is really trying to control himself for I am sure his heart is just pounding knowing that my moist pussy in completely shaved and well exposed for his visual and touching enjoyment. I pull my skirt completely up and a

Excerpt To My Next Book...abundant Ministries....
My next book Abundant Ministries, will be released this July. It will be released as a hardcover addition and I am excitied with how it is coming out. Use the following link to read an extended excerpt from the book: Click here to read the extended excerpt...

Excerpt...book Two Of "the Erin Chronicals
1916, Dublin. For seven hundred years, Ireland had been forcibly occupied and opressed by the Crown. Now, a Rebellion was about to emerge. It would change the very fabric of Ireland forever. Erin was about to find herself in the mist of history. She would become closely connected to people of great influence in Ireland.She would find in herself a voice, she never knew she posessed. Her facts of her family history would evolve a passion for the causes that faced Ireland as it struggled for Liberty. She would meet the key players. Makeveicz, Pearse, Connolly and Collins. She had learned much of what she knew from the papers in American and by listening to her grandfather, Seamus and other members of The Brotherhood.But what she saw and experianced in Dublin,set her own her way to facing the realities.

Excerpt- Nightshift ~graceli Kopanyi~
The night casts its shadow over her and she begins to run. Fear turns her blood cold. The sounds in the woods and inside of her head intensify with each breath she takes. The faster she runs the more aware she becomes of the demons plaguing her. She is so certain that they are solid entities, and physically nipping at her heels that she glances down to be sure. Nothing was there, all inside her head, like the life she has been living. The life she prefers to her actual one. She wasn't sure if the absence of the demons reassured her or worried her more. She glanced up just in time to see a tree trunk slam into her face. "Lisa! Wake up!" Chelle shook her friend almost violently. "Am I horribly disfigured?" she mumbled sleepily. "No," Chelle replied, puzzled. "Should you be?" "I just ran into a tree." Lisa responded more asleep than awake. "Must have been a dream, you've been asleep for a long time. You need to wake up now." she said again, concerned. "I can't, he has

Excellent Advice From A Friend About Lies!!!!!!!!
Be True To Your Word..... Don't overpromise. Many lies feel necessary because you've gotten yourself into a situation and you don't know how to get out of it. You can start by not overcommitting yourself with other people. Only promise what you can realistically do. Don't make up too many rules for yourself. If you set yourself up by trying to be perfect, you will feel like you're failing and feel like you have to lie. Instead of "I am never going to be late for school again", try "I intend to stop being late as much as I reasonably can." Are others making you stick to rules that aren't realistic? Many times parents, teachers, employers, boyfriends or girlfriends box us into a corner by making us follow their strict rules. If you are in such a situation, you will find that you are lying because you can't possibly live up to their expectations. You need to talk it out with them. You may not be entirely successful - sometimes you can't change your parent's ideas, but you can ackno

Excerpts From
Excerpts From: "Am I Submissive? I Don't Like Pain and Punishment" by Lord Colm and jade www.castlerealm.com D/S - Dominant and Submissive or Domination and Submission - A combination of terms that describe the participants or activities that are found in a power exchange. A dominant is the person in charge: the "top," the recipient of the power surrendered by another person. A submissive is the person who surrenders: the "bottom," the one being controlled in a power exchange. Slakker describes this in these words: A D/s relationship can be described as a relationship in which the exchange of power is a major dynamic. Unlike abusive relationships, however, D/s relationships are negotiated arrangements which meet the psychological, sexual, and social needs of all participants. The nature of each D/s relationship is unique, because the manner in which the power relationship is understood and practiced is a very personal matter. This can make such a relationship more diff

Excellent Editorial
NOT printed in the Orange County Paper................... Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which doe s not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace! New Immigrants From: "David LaBonte" My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Dave LaBonte (signed) Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register: Dear Editor: So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't be

Excerpt From Iching
When two people are at one in their inmost hearts, they shatter even the strength of iron or bronze. And when two people understand each other in their inmost hearts, their words are sweet and strong, like the fragrance of orchids.

Excerpt From My Favorite Book...
The Prince had all his young life known the story of Sleeping Beauty, cursed to sleep for 100 years, with her parents the King and Queen, and all of the Court, after pricking her finger on a spindle. But he did not believe it until he was inside the castle. Even the bodies of those other Princes caught int he thorns of the rose vines that covered the walls had not made him believe it. They had come believing it, true enough, but he must see for himself inside the castle. Careless with grief for the death of his father, and too powerful under his mothers rule for his own good, he cut these awesome vines at their roots, and immediately prevented them from ensnaring him. It was not his desire to die, so much as to conquer. And picking his way through the bones of thats that had failed to solve the mystery, he stepped alone into the great banquet hall. In the topmost bedchamber of the house he found her.He had stepped over sleeping chambermaids and valets, and, breathing the du

Excerpt From My Ebook.
As some of you know I am writing an ebook to sell online in a web site I am trying to create. I am trying to write more of it as I find the time (and that is rare lately). I thought I would post an excerpt from one of the chapters. This scene is from the shower scene where the female lead of the story is getting ready for a private party at a hotel with her husband. They are going to a private swingers party for the first time and writing this scene really got me aroused. This is just part of the entire scene in the shower. There is some more before this section and there is more that follows too. I hope you like it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Again I lather up my skin of my right thigh with the foam crated from the shaving gel. I sneak in a quick massage of my thigh using the foam as the lubricant as my personal massage oil. "Jesus", massaging my thigh sends an even more intense tingle up into my loin and deep inside. My thigh is complet

Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary
Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. in an attempt to disgust them , I once again vomit on the floor. Day 722: Today i decaptitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! Day 802: There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell of the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'all

Excerpts From An Ebook I'm Working On
THE LUST FOR BLOOD Jonathon, growing hotter by the second, grabbed Melodys' hour glass waist and pulled her tight butt close to his groin. She could feel his excitement growing. With this, she started to grind into his manlihood. Her thongs were soaked and she wanted him desperately. He bent down and grabbed the back of her neck with his teeth. Oh, the pain; she wanted more. Okay...just a little from one of my books...hope you enjoyed...LOL

An Excellent Letter
An Excellent Letter Here's one woman who is telling it like it is...in her opinion! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one >pissed off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East s

Excerpt From Nocternal
After tossing and turning for hours I turned to the clock, which sat on top of the nightstand, next to me. It was already 10:00 p.m. Obviously I wasn’t going to sleep anytime soon. I hated having insomnia. Pushing myself up out of bed, I began getting ready for a little midnight stroll. For one reason or another I had found that walks at night helped me sleep. Maybe it was just that I had always liked the night time. To me, it was an eerie peacefulness, which calmed my soul. Ever since I was a little kid, I had been taking random walks whenever I couldn’t sleep. For that reason it wasn’t really a surprise I found myself getting ready to take one now. Heading for the doorway of my room, I remembered a bit of my childhood. I remembered my mother. She also had a hard time putting me to bed. She told me many times I would keep her up all night, that is unless she sat on the porch under the moonlight with me. I remember her saying she would sit in her rocking chair with me in

Excerpt From Nocturnal
Walking through the darkness, I began enjoying the pleasures of a late night walk more than usual. Embracing the peaceful bliss, something told me it was too good to be true. An awkward feeling quickly rushed through my body, stealing my much-needed enjoyment. It was the kind of feeling you get when you know you’re not alone anymore. It forced my feet to stop dead in their tracks. I was left alone in the darkness with only the sounds of silence filling the air. The sinister atmosphere was suddenly broken by a faint noise from somewhere off in the distance, my eyes scanned the grim surroundings. There, standing close to some trees on the side of the road, was a rather large figure, which seemed to be lingering. My eyes widened from the shear size of it. “What the fuck do you want?” I shouted. The shadow moved to the edge of the trees, disappearing from sight. “I know you’re still there!” My words echoed through the darkness, ricocheting from tree to tree. I received

Excerpt From Nocturnal
It was starting to get late, and to make matters worse, the moisture in the air formed a thin layer of fog on the ground. Finding it a bit strange for this time of year, I figured anything was possible and let the thought slip away. I was certain the best thing we could do was to get out of here. It meant I would have to put my curiosity on the back burner so to speak, at least for the night anyway. Tapping the side of my leg, Rambo took a few steps towards, me stopping at my feet. “Lets go home boy.” I began walking knowing he would follow. Noticing the fog, as it thickened further up the road, my eyes found their way down to Rambo. He was taking small cautious strides. They were just enough to keep him at my side. “You okay boy?” Lifting his head so his snout faced me, I noticed his eyes weren’t the same anymore. They held a sorrow deep inside. Looking his frightened face, I think we both had the same feeling that with all the strange things going on one of us might n

Excerpts From A Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must l

Excerpts From A Dog's Diary
6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people!My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts I Stole From Jess' Blogs Hahaha
"Kitteh! I am shooooo...mad that I'm still smiling...GAH! ^^" hahaha that was a great day :) "Weeks til Colorado- 3 or 4...we really need to figure that out ...>>;" that never happened....but we are supposedly going there this summer...i really want to see this place because I know I have already decided after school I am gettin the FUCK up outta VA, quick and in a hurry. "I just wish that I could have seen Tool *sigh* maybe they'll come back and tour down here...." 2 hookers and an 8ball!!!....my bad...a.d.d...im listenin to MSI....anyway.....that happened and it was the best concert ever...the pigeons outside hahaha :) good timez "YAYAYAYAYAYAYA DEFTONES!! ^^" crazy silly girl on caffeine.... :) itz alwayz fun when Jess is hyper "I hope I passed math...Gawd. I love my life." I remember I used to hangout with her until the bell rang because my photography teacher didn't care. haha that was such an awesome class i lterally didnt do anything and passed with a

An Excerpt From Lessons In Obedience By Lucy Golden - Warning, This One Is Long
She said nothing, just stared down at her plate through the silence that blanketed the guests seated round the table. The polite chatter and arrangement of glasses and cutlery stopped as if switched off, for none of them had been given any inkling of this. After a moment's silence I shook my napkin out over my lap and continued, talking to Lucy as if I were totally unaware of the other four listening so intently. "Shall I tell you why?" The "yes" was almost inaudible. "Because I want to. That is all. Now, perhaps you could fetch the soup?" "All right." This was brave enough, but when she looked up at me – her lips trembling, her great round eyes already red, already moist – I yearned to take her up and hug her. "Couldn't you . . . Could I speak to you privately? Please?" I could have refused – maybe a stricter master would have done so – but she had never made such a request before and I had given her no chance to discuss the punishment in private before the guests arrived.

Excerpt From The Book, "maya's First Rose"
Excerpt from the book, "Maya's First Rose" If you ever love an animal, there are three days in your life you will always remember . . . The first is a day, blessed with happiness, when you bring home your young new friend. You may have spent weeks deciding on a breed. You may have asked numerous opinions of many vets, or done long research in finding a breeder. Or, perhaps in a fleeting moment, you may have just chosen that silly looking mutt in a shelter -- simply because something in its eyes reached your heart. But when you bring that chosen pet home, and watch it explore, and claim its special place in your hall or front room -- and when you feel it brush against you for the first time -- it instills a feeling of pure love you will carry with you through the many years to come. The second day will occur eight or nine or ten years later. It will be a day like any other. Routine and unexceptional. But, for a surprising instant, you will look at your longtime friend and see age

Excerpts From Peter Britt's Book
I thought it would be a great idea to offer friends & fans the opportunity to get their names in my book on a special dedication page. Please red below as to "how" to pre-order and, to read some samples. Peter Britt; Country/rock recording artist-Singer/songwriter/musician-Twice published author, poetry and now his soon to be best selling book "All That I Am, I Think!" And, his soon to be submitted and published second book, "The Devistation" To pre-order the book is $35.00 to have your name in the book. You will also receive an autographed copy for that. No extra shipping is required. Pre-order the book and have your name in it alongside those who have made a differernce in Peter Britt's climbing music career. Click the banner to join the street team. Click the paypal link below to Order the book. Click here to pre-order All That I Am, I Think! Below is a preview of chapter Five (Passion) and chapter Twelve (Rights & Wrongs) of All That I Am, I Think! This preview will also be

An Excellent Costume Party Idea
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Excerpts From A Dog's Daily Diary: Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomi

Excerpts From A Dog's Diary
"Excerpts from a Dog's Diary" 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! "Excerpts from a Cat's Diary" Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to d

Excerpts From The Jardin Blog On Slap And Tickle.
This is being posted to show just what people do in fact read and it is amazing that they do. So please let me know what you think because only five people ever drop by and make comments on the spiel below. I apologise in advance for it. ++++ Tres belated felicitaions mon cherest ami and Moi sees that tou have packed up for the night and who can blame tou. Well mon cher ami, it has been uno bella journo filled with muchas kisses from la sol which has been bella all jour. Oui, Moi even did some mega fettling aujour but that is non important really. Mon cher ami, after waking this matin from the Astral Plane Moi ovred the windows to see the bella bleu sky plus tiny white and fluffies. Oui, it was une bella sol rise so the weather omens were looking bon. Indeed. Then Moi went to the port to see thousands of birds sur la jardin and the most wondrous sight was that of the thrushes. There must have been ten enfants and Moi has non seen that many in eons. It brought une lump to the throa

An Excellent Costume Party Idea
An Excellent Costume Party Idea There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Excerpt From My Writing
It's been a long time since I've written anything in this novel, but I figured I'd post this as my first Blog Entry. Excerpt from "The Davenport Sisters" by: Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2007 Chapter 2 Salem, Massachusetts 1652 "The Births" A circle of wealthy men stood outside of Davenport Estate as sounds of horses filled the air kicking dirt about the city making way for new travelers arriving from ..:England. Hope stood with her guide and watched as a slave hurriedly ran downstairs to grab more cloths while two women were about ready to give birth. The sun shone through the windows when one woman let out a scream. "I'll never bare anymore children after this!" she cried fully beside herself as she laid there in agony. Her dark hair flung about her shoulders as her face paled. This child felt as though it was never going to com

An Excellent Costume Party Design
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Excert From The Prophet
Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines. Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time. A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when

Exceptional Woman
i don't want to be a good woman... i want to be an exceptional one i want to know my mind and speak it so that others can hear it i want to trust my heart and know how to follow it i want to know my truth and be strong enough to stand by it i want to give my word and line up my thoughts and actions behind it i want to own my life and be responsible for running it and honey, i wanna have fun every darn minute of it 'cause i don't wanna be a good woman i wanna be an exceptional one

An Excerpt From My Latest Novel Attempt
I've once again decided to take a shot at writing a novel (not sure if this is #4 or #5). This one is a comedy, so I might actually have some hope of finishing it. It's about a stereotypical geek (write what you know) who finds himself transported into a fantasy world and thinks he's the chosen one (ala Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, Neo etc.), but finds out that he's just as inept there as he is in his regular life. I won't tell you the ending so as not to spoil anything. The tentative title is Fantastic Comedy (a play on romantic comedy), but I'm not sure if that quite sounds right (not to mention that it paints a target on my head for every reviewer) so I'll have to come up with something else. Anyway, here's what I have so far. Please bear in mind that I'm trying to learn to write without editing (a lot harder than it sounds) so it's a bit rough. --------------------------------------------- The abnormally loud, but unmistakable chirping of a cricket suddenly pierced the silence o

Excerpts From A Dog And Cat Diary
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: 6:00 am - At last! I go pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat somethi

An Excerpt From The "mountains" Of The Famous Paolo Coelho
This is one of my guiding principles in life. My growing up years are bounded by these as the time goes by. The simplicity of it's meaning gives me strength and gain more confidence in everything that I do. --- Respect your soul: don't keep repeating "I'm going to make it". Your soul already knows that, what it needs is to use the long journey to be able to grow, stretch along the horizon, touch the sky. An obsession does not help you at all to reach your objective, and even ends up taking the pleasure out of the climb. But pay attention: also, don't keep saying "it's harder than I thought", because that will make you lose your inner strength. Learn from someone who has already been up there: no matter how unique you feel, there is always someone who has had the same dream before you and ended up leaving marks that can make your journey easier; places to hang the rope, trails, broken branches to make the walking easier. The climb is yours, so is the responsibility, but don't f

Excerpt From: Behind Closed Doors Copywritten: 2007 By: Mairi Mackay
This is an excerpt from my latest novel. Behind Closed Doors Copywritten 2007 By: Mairi MacKay (Based On a True Story) Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Dedication: To All the men (and women) I have loved and have yet to love, without you this story could not have been told. The pleasure was not all yours, your pleasure was my pleasure too. And to my anonymous friend from England, without your inspiration I would never have realized such a service served the public good or that there were so many lonely and unhappy people out there. FOREWARD It was back in early 2005 when this idea was floated. I had just been screwed over by the local store where I worked and was without work or income. The Land of the Free doesn’t exactly mean Free at all, no income equals starvation and destitution, so I was in despair. Living out of town limits work opportunities and having no form

An Excerpt
"If I were to cut your hand, it would bleed." Dani took her penknife and slid it along Shai skin. Ever so softly so as not to cut. "Yes." Shai whispered. her eyes attracted to the gleam of the knife. "A heartwound is like this." Dani replaced the knife into the case and ran her fingertips along Shays skin. "Is it?" Shai shook her hair out of her face and stood in one fluid movement. Using her fingertips she smoothed her wild curls behind her ears. "It is." Dani knelt. She tugged on the hem of Shai's gown, silently enticing her to kneel again, but she refused. She continued. "With every wound there is a healing. We can only cleanse it and keep it that way.We can smooth a poltice over said wound and hope that the medicines will penetrate and quicken the healing process..." Dani's dark eyes looked far off into the wood. Shai watched her. "Your eyes darken as night falls." she hummed beneath her breath and moved to stand in front of her friend. Dani looked up. Her hair

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An Excerpt From "frank And Bob"
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The Ex, Chris Is Bak
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Exchange
LOVE, any devil else but you Would for a given soul give something too. At court your fellows every day Give th' art of rhyming, huntsmanship, or play, For them which were their own before ; Only I have nothing, which gave more, But am, alas ! by being lowly, lower. I ask no dispensation now, To falsify a tear, or sigh, or vow ; I do not sue from thee to draw A non obstante on nature's law ; These are prerogatives, they inhere In thee and thine ; none should forswear Except that he Love's minion were. Give me thy weakness, make me blind, Both ways, as thou and thine, in eyes and mind ; Love, let me never know that this Is love, or, that love childish is ; Let me not know that others know That she knows my paines, lest that so A tender shame make me mine own new woe. If thou give nothing, yet thou 'rt just, Because I would not thy first motions trust ; Small towns which stand stiff, till great shot Enforce them, by war's law condition not ;

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Excited...
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Excited
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Exciting
I'm so excited that I'm going riding tomorrow and Sunday. We'll ride, take some pics, etc for a bit, than come home and swim. And than as it cools off here (it's been hot lately) we might go back out. I'll have some new photos too.

Excitement Is Building
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Excitement
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Excited!
so here's the story: I've got 2 wisdom teeth that are causing me problems. I can't wait to get them taken out. My aunt Michelle is a receptionist for an oral surgeon.. and she talked to him.. and since I don't have insurance and she's my aunt, he's going to do it for free. I go today to get my x-rays done.. then Friday, June 15th is when I go to get my wisdom teeth taken out. I'm nervous about it, but they are going to put me to sleep. and I'm gonna have to be off work for a few days.. so Friday is a good day of the week to do it on since I don't work weekends.

Exciting!
so lifes been busy havent been online much to update everyone! i had my baby girl maddy on april 12th shes such a lil character but ashton loves her to bits! decided recently its time to start my life over..so im moving myself and my kids across the country to nova scotia but i'll have to post pics real soon!

Excited
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Exciting Story Of The Day
So about two weeks ago I lost my house key. . .(see blog Breaking and Entering for details) Anyway I lost my key looked every where I could think went through my jeans like four times at least. And then last night I decided to wash the aforementioned jeans along wiht a few other things ( i hadn't washed them before because I accidentally forgot them at work) Now as I removed my pants from the washing area what should I find? MY KEY!!!!! Glinting happily up at me from the cuff of my jeans. The fiendish little thing had been hiding there ALL THIS TIME! The most maddening part of all this is I checked there TWICE at the very least and then there it was la di freaking da like it hadn't been missing. Like I didn't have to break into my own home after losing it and in all liklihood surrender up my cleaning deposit when the lease is up. GRRR I'm out raged!!! Positively outraged.

Excited And Nervous...
Well, I have one week, and I am going to finally meet Greg aka !Natas....I'm scared, and I'm hoping that he isn't going to kill me, at least not on the first date...lol Once again, I have never went and met anyone from online, so being a totally new expirience, I'm really not sure what to expect....I'm sure we will be fine, we have talked for quite a while online and on the phone, so I am hopig all will go well.... I have 2 tests this week, and my midterm in 1 class the next tuesday, so I really need to get to studying... Well, for now, wish me luck and cross your fingers for me, my nerves are seriously worked up and I need all the help I can get...~kisses~

Excited!
So My car is ready to be picked up.. just waiting on some money to hit my account and then I get to make the trip back to NC to get my car and then drive all the way back again..this time my mom is keeping connor..so it should be much more simple! HOPEFULLY... I should be heading out Monday night

Exciting News
Well this pass weekend I found out I'm pregnant... So I'm guessing I'm about a month or so and if that is the case I'm due around april 3... I go to the doctors August 17th to find out everything... I'm sooooo excited I can't wait to my baby comes.... I got names picked out already if i have a boy his name is going to damien lee if its a girl Sabrina Lynn...

Excited I Got A Good Job
HEY EVERYONE I'M SOOOOOO EXCITED RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHEN THE COMPANY CLOSED THAT I WORKED FOR BACK IN 2003 AND I WAS PREG I COLLECTED UNEMPLOYMENT FOR AWHILE & COULDNT FIND A DECANT JOB. IN THE MEAN TIME I ENDED UP GETTING INTO A BAD CAR ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 8 MONTHS PREG AND ALMOST LOST MY DAUGHTER AND ENDED UP HAVING HER EARLY DUE TO THE ACCIDENT. AFTER I HAD HER SHE HAD ALOT OF HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I HAD TO GO TO THERAPY FOR 2 YEARS SO I WAS UNABLE TO WORK. SO I HAVE BEEN A STAY AT HOME MOM NOW FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS NOW. I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LIKES TO STAY HOME & NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING. DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT MIND STAYING HOME,BUT I AM THE INDEPENDANT TYPE. I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF & MY DAUGHTER AND NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON ANYONE FOR ANYTHING. SO WHEN I GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY ASKING ME IF I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN A JOB I WAS SO HAPPY. MY BEST FRIENDS FIENCE' IS A STALK BROKER & IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE APOINTMENTS FOR HIM. I WILL BE STARTING

Excitement
I just totally can not get over the excitement of knowing that in roughly 22 days I will be with my hunni again. Everytime I talk to him or talk to anybody about this flight back my heart starts pounding very rapidly. The past few months has felt like a lifetime away from him and I have absolutely hated it. I am very thankful for my friends on here because killing time on Fubar has really helped the time go by a little easier. It was really cool to quit the job I was working last night, I was technically suppose to work there thru the 22nd but when that payday is after the time I will be back in Germany, why do it. I did however call my 2nd job and she will be working me 5 days rather then 3 next week and I get paid from that job before I fly across the pond. During the 1st month I am sure that I will be on the site Monday thru Friday when my hunni is working out of town. After that I really need to concentrate on the language. That is my goal, to be able to carry on just a very basic

Excited!
It has been quite sometime since i've been able to pamper myself. So tomorrow i'm going to go out and get my hair layered, and highlighted! I'm utterly excited! It's been a long time coming i'd say. Well that's all. I was just estatic! Purple highlights here I come :D

Exciting/exotic
You scored as Exciting/Exotic, Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Exciting/Exotic95% Hot/hard90% Passionate/wet85% Shy/Sweet40% Soft/slow10% Awkward/New0% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Excited About The Future!
No I am not talking about micro computers, teleporting, hovering cars and space travel...but all that would be cool. I am talking about making a change to get where I want to go! I am going back to school! Last week when I was on vacation I did a lot of thinking. I stayed away from all email and focused on what would make me happy. I spent time with my close friends and family. At the end of the week I came to a very certain decision. I am going back to school and get my degree. I most certainly need one to get my foot in the door let alone getting ahead in the field. The college I had checked out a couple of times before, when I had started thinking about going back, now offers a 100% online degree on the same curriculum they offer in the classroom. The application is going in this week and I know in my heart that I will accomplish everything I have been working for the past few years. I am very excited about this. I feel like a new person, like a new door has opened

Excited!!!!!!!!!!
My son's grades so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know its only kindergarden but hell I'm excited for him!!!!!!! ART KDG. 100.00 A+ 9/14/2007 Lang. arts KG 100.00 A+ 9/28/2007 MATH KG 100.00 A+ 9/26/2007 MUSIC KDG. 90.00 A- 9/26/2007 PHYSICAL EDUCATION KDG. 93.33 A- 9/26/2007

An Exciting Night Out With Master
An Exciting Night Out with Master by His_sinnocent © I would like to graciously thank angel love for her time and patience in editing this story for me. * I'm preparing for the night at a rented cabin not far from where you live, after showering and getting a call from you saying you were taking me out for the night, knowing how much you dislike panties I make sure to leave them in the dresser as I grab the black lacy bra and thigh high stockings. After clasping the bra between my breasts I then slip my feet into the stockings, purring softly as the silken material brushes over bare flesh. Imagining them to be your hands I can't help but grin. I decide on a short black skirt and black blouse, a low plunging v-neck emphasizing the soft curves of my breasts. After dabbing a little perfume in a few select places, I look in the mirror for a moment, making sure my make up and hair is just right. I let my hair stay down tonight with the sides pulled back to show the small pear

Excitement
Im so excited..and I just can't hide it. Im about to lose control and I think I like it! Well if you didn't read lastnights blog.. I won a 2005 Pontiac Vibe on ebay. It has 35, 000 miles..and is grey. I feel like a new momma.. wanting to show it off. So go look.. its in my default pics. I have moved up from minivan momma! So this morning, I was outside cleaning out my van.. ready to get rid of it. lol. Boy, all the junk in it. Anyways.. my new year resolution is to take pride in my vehicle..and to keep it spotless.

Excited
well i'm doin good....the baby is doin good i'm now 33 weeks and holdin..lol....so its gettin closer and closer to the due date...and i cant wait i want to see what and who he is gonna look like...i would rather him look like me then his father but i cant help that thou...lol...and as far as my other son thomas he is doin good...school is goin better for him he's a little smarty...but gotta love'em....well just wanted to update alot of ya ....hugs and kisses

Excitiment
Steam appears as I run the hot tap, water ripples as it flows to the top. There’s a bottle of bubble bath on the shelf which I gently pour under the water while it runs. I watch the water get higher and swish it around to even the temperature. My clothes lay on the floor and I dip my feet in, the heat catches my toes and they go all red and stiff. I sit in the bath and let the water rush over me leaving my body feeling hot. Laying there I close my eyes and start to think erotic thoughts, my hands feel around my body as I let water roam free. With my eyes closed I listen to my heart beat which is strong and loud, my body tingles and feels heavy, I feel myself being taken somewhere else. I’m wearing a black dress, and perfume that simulates every sense and fibre of his well being, I could sense his desires were welling up like a volcano, desires which seemed to of been there for a millennium. I could see he wanted me, he wanted to kiss me, he wanted to touch me like I’d never been to

Excited
I get to move into my own house next week!!!!! 2 bedroom house for 275 a month. cant beat that right? I'm excited to finaly have my own place :) on the down side, I do have to get dishes, blankets, stuff like that because i left all my old stuff at my ex's when I left. I get to start over new, which is exciting. How this came about is, a great friend of mine is gettin married and moving away. So she talked to her landlord and he is going to let me move in since the house would be empty and I need a place for me and my daughter. She cant take her beds, so I end up with a queen size bed, my daughter a twin. I do have use of her couch and chair til she can get it so at least right off I dont have to get something. I will have to get a fridge, because she only used an apartment size fridge cause it was just her. I'll have to get one so that my ex doesnt say I'm starving my daughter or something lol. He's an ass like that and would try to use that against me. Also this summer I'll ha

Excited Excited Did I Mention Excited????!!!!
I AM EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just found out I can call in the morning to schedule my interview at federal penitentiary!!!!! I've been waiting on an email notification from them to do this for about 4 months. I am really excited. I hope that I do well with this interview, then I have to do my physical examination so that should be fun lol. BUT Come on, the pay is WAY better than I am making working for the state as a C.O. almost $16,000 more a year!!!!! Way i see it , I love being a C.O. and yeah it will be diffrent going from working with kids to adults. But the worse thing I can think of is get there not like it, but i'd stay for the extra pay it brings. Only bad thing is i have to drive almost an hour to get there. Good thing I have a car thats easy on gas LOL

Exciiiiiiiiteddddd!!!!!!!!
OK my interview with the penitentiary is the 26th at 8:30 am. I cant WAIT!!!!!!!! :) I will be SO nervous I know it. I know I'm gonna screw this interview up some how, whether its clamming up and not being able to think about how to answer questions, or somethin. UGH!!!! I HATE nerves!!!! wish I had nerves of steel so that I could get through this ok. UGH!!!!! lol

The Excitement Is Gone.
I have been on this site for over a year now. Wow. I started back in early Feb of last year. That was under a different profile then...Attia. It was different then, that is for sure. It was new and exciting and I got caught up in it fast. Cherrytap seemed to me to be less bullshit then when it changed to Fubar. A friend wanted me to enter a contest and I was reluctant to do it but he convinced me. That is when things got sour on Fubar. A crazy person decided to start drama with me and got my right to comment on anyone taken away even though she could write anything and everything about me. I chose the higher rode and deleted that profile and started over. I would more than likely be a godfather or higher by now. When I started over, caring about levels and points went away. It was fun helping people in contests when you could comment really fast and not have to deal with the dreaded Bouncer check that comes up way too often. Now when I help people out, I am just being

Excited
I'm like a fat kid staring into the candy store window, knowing that summer break is starting tomorrow, and knowing that he's going to be getting a huge allowance...knowing he'll be able to soon get anything he desires. I can't contain myself. I hardly sleep, I forget to eat, people talk and I'm not coherent. I can't wait...just 6 more days. Like a little chihuahua who pees on the carpet a little because you pay attention to it... My entire life I have been searching, looking for something I wasn't even sure was there. I've been waiting and hoping, now it's only 6 days away. I can't wait to hold you, baby. I can't wait to squeeze you tight against me, wrap my arms around you, and kiss you deeply. I can't wait to wake up in the morning next to you, I can't wait to spend as much time with you as you can handle. It's like the most perfect thing that could ever happen...finally is. I can't wait, Love. 6 days.

Exciting Ex-sightings...
What is it about seeing someone else's ex that compels us to mention it to our friends? It's like "Hey, I saw your ex at the bank yesterday." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, I think he/she was taking money out." "mhmm..." "They're probably going to spend it on their new squeeze." or: "I just saw so-and-so at the grocery store." "huh... interesting." "They were buying asprin." "fascinating, truly..." "You suppose they got a headache from fucking their new squeeze too hard?" Why should we care? I mean, really... I didn't care what they were doing before we started dating and I certainly didn't care what they did WHILE we were dating (hence the breakup) - why would I give half a fuck if you saw them out somewhere? She is no longer my concern. Still - a part of me wants to know. I mean, I never sit there wondering where they are or what they are doing - but if someone witnessed something, I guess it's interesting. About as interesting as someone telling me they had a dream about m

Excitement Part 2
It’s a hard day at the office, I just wanted to sit down and relax. I loosen my tie and slouch back on the couch. My body feels tired and I find myself being taken away to somewhere completely unknown. The house smells of roast pork and hot potatoes, two tall glasses sit on the table with a bottle of fine red wine. I look up to find a woman dressed in a black dress, her hair was up in a clip wearing make up to hide her beautiful face. She walks over and hands me a glass, I watch her pour wine and then walk away. There’s a strong smell and I watch her place meat and potatoes on the table, walking over she pulls out the chair and I sit down. She watches every move I make, watching my body the way I eat, the way I smile, the way I watch her while she wraps her tongue round roast potatoes. I finished the last of my food and walked back over to my chair, I laid there relaxing with my eyes slightly closed. Hands glide across my shirt, they feel silky soft and warm, I sense a faint br

Excited
Well some of you already know that myself, my sister and my brother have started a non-profit organization. Well back in December we were told about a camp called Camp Janus that works with burn survivors. So we asked for an application to volunteer. We all filled one and and sent them in and i glad to say that we were chosen to go and help out with this camp. We have had an awesome time every time we go to the hospital to give out stuuffed animals and other things to these kids. So we are relly looking forward to going to this camp this weekend. While we are there we have been that there will be a TV network that maybe coming to do a story on the camp. Also there is a game show called YUCK that will be there doing games with the kids so there is a good possibility that we will be on TV. I will post another blog when we get back letting you know how things went. Feel free to visit my website and check out the photos and sign my guest book while your there. www.carlcaresbears.c

Excitement
Steam appears as I run the hot tap, water ripples as it flows to the top. There’s a bottle of bubble bath on the shelf which I gently pour under the water while it runs. I watch the water get higher and swish it around to even the temperature. My clothes lay on the floor and I dip my feet in, the heat catches my toes and they go all red and stiff. I sit in the bath and let the water rush over me leaving my body feeling hot. Laying there I close my eyes and start to think erotic thoughts, my hands feel around my body as I let water roam free. With my eyes closed I listen to my heart beat which is strong and loud, my body tingles and feels heavy, I feel myself being taken somewhere else. I’m wearing a black dress, and perfume that simulates every sense and fibre of his well being, I could sense his desires were welling up like a volcano, desires which seemed to of been there for a millennium. I could see he wanted me, he wanted to kiss me, he wanted to touch me like I’d never been to

Excitement Part 3
We sit at the table facing one another, he’s wearing a suit with a white shirt, while I wear a black dress with no knickers underneath. My shoe comes off my foot and I slide it gently up and down his trouser leg and watch his face. Both of us sit there I lick the cream off my strawberry then swirl my tongue round it, I see him watching licking his lips with anticipation. The restaurant was full of people who were watching us, which made me rather excited, but I wanted to go somewhere more private. We finish our meal and he pays the bill, leaving the restaurant we walk back to the car. The night outside was cool, and the rain was beginning to fall, the wind blow a light gentle breeze which waved my hair around. Both of us get into the car and drive around for a while, I can’t help but notice the way his trousers sit across his legs and reach out to have feel. A silky sensation touches my hand as I stroke up and down, I could sense he had no boxers on, so I tease a little more and

Exciited
2 THE ONE I LOVE... UVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE 4 ME.. 2 HOLD MY HAND 2 KISS MY 4HEAD 2 ME SMILE 2 MAKE ME LAUGH 2 WIPE MY TEARS WHENEVER I NEEDED U WHERE THERE THOU THICK N THIN IT WAS ALWAYS U U HELD MY HAND 2 SHOW ME SERICURITY U KISSED MY 4HEAD 2 SHOW U CARED U MADE ME SMILE WHEN I WAS DOWN U MADE ME LAUGH WHEN I FELT LIKE MY WORLD WAS FALLING APART U WIPED MY TEARS WHEN I CRYED IN UR ARMS U MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL AND BEAUTIFUL WHEN I FEEL LIKE NOTHING U MAKE ME SMILE WHEN ALL I WANT 2 DO IS CRY U...ITS ALWAYS BEEN U...U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NOONE CAN TOUCH ME WHEN U HOLD ME U MAKE ME MELT WHEN U KISS ME U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD WHEN UR NEAR ME U MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON U COMPLETE ME IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE UR MY OTHER HALF THAT I NEVER WANT 2 LOSE AGAIN!! EVERYONE HAS ONE PERSON IN THIS WORLD THAT IS THEIR TRUE LOVE AND UR MINE THERE IS NOONE IN THIS WORLD THAT MEANS AS MUCH 2 ME LIKE U DO UR MY HEART...MY SOUL...MY EVERYTHANG BABY UR MY WORLD!!

Excited To Be Moving Soon
So I'm gonna be moving soon & i'm really excited. I went to look at the house on Friday. It is a really nice house and is Only 10 years old. It sits on almost 3 acres of land. Quiet rural setting. Offers 3 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms. the master bedroom has double doors, large bath with garden tub with walk-in shower & walk-in closet. Features a super large kitchen with extra cabinets and large island. Also has a family room with fireplace. I cant wait!

Exciting News
I just wanted to say to my friends and family I am so happy right now, and on June 27th, 2008 I got married to a man I went to school with and my 2 boys absolutely adore him......I am not online so much these days but I will be sure to keep yall in touch with how were all doing..........Much love and happiness to you. Hugggzz & smiles always Leah( The new bride)(Very HAPPY)

Excited
Thursday i get to see candlebox!!! i loves them!! one of my fave grunge rock bands :D Candlebox - Cover MeMusic Video Codes they kick ass and i am extremely excited to see them live and for free! *dies* i tried to find what rooms they are gonna be checking into at the hotel tomorrow.. but they are not preregistered yet DAMNIT i was gonna stalk them

Exciting Announcement...
EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT... 911Truth.org is pleased to invite you to join us for a Truth Movement Conference Call with Dennis Kucinich, Thursday evening, July 10, 9pmEastern/6pmPacific. A small panel will ask questions of interest to every American who wants to reclaim our government. You are invited to listen in via phone (details below) or live, at NoLiesRadio.org. After the call we'll post the audio, with a list of the questions and links to more information, here at 911truth.org. Please feel free to forward this invitation to your contacts. CALL-IN DETAILS: Phone number: 712-432-1001 Access Code: 433027266# Thursday, July 10, 2008 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific 911truth.org (info@911truth.org) http://www.noliesradio.org/ http://www.911truthstore.com/ http://www.911truth.org/index.php

Excitement 2
It’s a hard day at the office, I just wanted to sit down and relax. I loosen my tie and slouch back on the couch. My body feels tired and I find myself being taken away to somewhere completely unknown. The house smells of roast pork and hot potatoes, two tall glasses sit on the table with a bottle of fine red wine. I look up to find a woman dressed in a black dress, her hair was up in a clip wearing make up to hide her beautiful face. She walks over and hands me a glass, I watch her pour wine and then walk away. There’s a strong smell and I watch her place meat and potatoes on the table, walking over she pulls out the chair and I sit down. She watches every move I make, watching my body the way I eat, the way I smile, the way I watch her while she wraps her tongue round roast potatoes. I finished the last of my food and walked back over to my chair, I laid there relaxing with my eyes slightly closed. Hands glide across my shirt, they feel silky soft and warm, I sense a faint br

Excitement
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!" Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?" Paul says, "All over your back!"

Excitement Level: Critical.
I'm always happy when I get to see my boys in Every Time I Die. It's quite a funny thing to see really, I turn into a completely different person. I love Andy; he gives the best hugs. I love Jordan; he's just trouble. I love Josh; he's always got story. I love Mike; but he's a quiet one. I love Keith; HE IS FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, might I present, my hero, my status inspiration, my GOD; Keith Effin Buckley:

Excited I Think!!
the last few letters are really exciting for the kid to have written. he wrote about how he got to fire the m249, which was f'n awesome!! insane and Godly! but the m240 was bigger and badder version. the m203 is so badass! (that is a gernade launcher i think. he wrote about gernade being shot out from it. lol what do i know about these guns. i know my hunting rifles thats it). anyways, live gernades and other stuff like the 50cal., mk47 and at4. he wasnt crazy about the m16/m203 couldnt hit the wall for crap with them after laying down on the ground with it cause he couldnt see through the scope right. he shoots lefty even though he's a righty. guess that would be a problem. i keep telling him make sure you are holding it right and lookin through w/the correct eye.then theres the m19automatic gernade launcher which is an OMG! he blew everything up with that. that is insane!!! he fired the 50 cal which ammo is the size of footballs!!! lol. then he gets his class A suits i think thats

Excited
Excited In the dark of the night You come to me. I am heavy with sleep As you slide your body Behind mine. I shift and sigh, Settling in to you As you fit yourself to me Under cover of night And warm blankets. Slowly I awaken. Every cell aware of your presence. I breathe you in, Your scent, Your warmth, Your touch. My mind floats on clouds of Aroused awareness. As your hands explore My curves, My body awakens further. My nipples tighten With anticipation. My thighs flex, And my pelvic floor contracts With a rhythmic pulsing that matches The beat of my heart. I press into you, Feeling you hard against me. I open slightly in Invitation. I am moist with longing. My breath catches In my throat. Your fingers graze my nipples and I Arch and gasp in response. Your hand explores ever lower, Enslaving me with its power To bring pleasure. I am fully awake now. Awake and hungry. My body is taut with longing. I want . . . No . . . Need You to fill

Excitement
Last night at 2am I was outside smoking at work, when I heard this terrible barking noise, like 2 dogs are getting hit or something. Then they were howling. It completely freaked me out, since it sounded just a coupla feet away in the woods. They were goin nuts, and I called the cops. Thats when they said that those were...coyotes. I was freaked out that those things would come into the lobby (it already happened once) in a pack or something, so the cops said they would send in the patrol car to check it out. Since I'm typing this, I wasn't mauled or anything But I was expecting to. Whats worse than coyotes? A pestering guy that wouldn't leave me alone at work. He is from India, and is super nice and funny. But it gets stale when he comes up to the FD when I just get there, then tries flirting for hours. Dont you get the hint that I dont feel like talkin when I'm messaging to my friends on yahoo and not even lookin at you?? Last night he asked me out to an Indian res

Exciting Stuffz
Well, been talking to an online college. I am getting pretty excited about it. Glad it's online, seeing as how I do not drive. Talked with the counselor today. Things are looking good. If all goes well, classes start May 4th. Gotta love psychology That is all.

Excito
ok, for all the folks from excito diabolus wondering why i left the lounge, this blog is for you. i left after some shit i was told by some friend i made in excito. and aaron, it's my business that i left, QUIT TELLING PEOPLE TO ASKE ME WHY I LEFT! I am done with aaron's drama. Uzza, you are still my friend. we are both mom's. Sorry to all those i may have pissed off.

Excito Staff Expectations
Recently it has come to question what a Good Staff Member is. Recently we have had problems with our staff being forced to choose between the lounge they agreed to protect, and their friends who feel the need to cause problems in the lounge. A Good Staff Member Realizes that THEIR FRIENDS WHO ARE CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR THE LOUNGE THEY WORK FOR ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FORCING THEM TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AND THE LOUNGE THEY WORK FOR! A Good Staff Member REALIZES that if those people were their friends, they wouldn't attack what they value. They would bow out gracefully when fired, not cause problems for the lounge that their friends work for. Let's say that YOU are staff in Excito Diabolus. And your friend George (a fake person) was just fired because he lied to the lounge owner saying that he couldn't DJ anymore because it was interfering with work, when the truth was that he wanted to DJ for another lounge. Jesus 666 Fires this person, and this person runs all over fubar telling that he

Exciting News!!
After eleven years of looking and trying to contact my biological fathers side, my mother, the amazing woman she is, has found my uncle Mike. I am so fucking excited. I can't believe it's finally happening! I am happy, so very happy. I have my mom and my grandparents,my amazing and wonderful boyfriend, Mitch, all of my friends and now some contact with my dads side. I hear my uncle Mike's daughter is married with two kids and one on the way. She was born January 16, 1986 and she has a brother that is my brothers same age. I've been praying to God that I would finally get to meet my dads side and now it is happening! I'm so ecstatic I can't sleep. This is great news compared to the three weeks of nothing but hell. I'm speachless. I never thought it would actually happen. And my uncle still lives here in Utah. From what my mom said, my uncle Mike seems to be excited to meet me. The last time any of my dads side has seen me, is when I was two years old. My mom says that it was during Chri

Excitement
It ’ s a hard day at the office, I just wanted to sit down and relax. I loosen my tie and slouch back on the couch. My body feels tired and I find myself being taken away to somewhere completely unknown. The house smells of roast pork and hot potatoes, two tall glasses sit on the table with a bottle of fine red wine. I look up to find a woman dressed in a black dress, her hair was up in a clip wearing make up to hide her beautiful face. She walks over and hands me a glass, I watch her pour wine and then walk away. There ’ s a strong smell and I watch her place meat and potatoes on the table, walking over she pulls out the chair and I sit down. She watches every move I make, watching my body the way I eat, the way I smile, the way I watch her while she wraps her tongue round roast potatoes. I finished the last of my food and walked back over to my chair, I laid there relaxing with my eyes slightly closed. Hands glide across my shirt, they feel silky soft and wa

Excitement 3
We sit at the table facing one another, he’s wearing a suit with a white shirt, while I wear a black dress with no knickers underneath. My shoe comes off my foot and I slide it gently up and down his trouser leg and watch his face. Both of us sit there I lick the cream off my strawberry then swirl my tongue round it, I see him watching licking his lips with anticipation. The restaurant was full of people who were watching us, which made me rather excited, but I wanted to go somewhere more private. We finish our meal and he pays the bill, leaving the restaurant we walk back to the car. The night outside was cool, and the rain was beginning to fall, the wind blow a light gentle breeze which waved my hair around. Both of us get into the car and drive around for a while, I can’t help but notice the way his trousers sit across his legs and reach out to have feel. A silky sensation touches my hand as I stroke up and down, I could sense he had no boxers on, so I tease a little m

Excited
For those that dont know I got engaged last week, it was suppose to be an open engagement for now but, we have technically set a date for this Nov 12th, as long as the pastor is free that day :) We got our wedding bands tonight I had to share my news!!!!

Excited Excited
I am so excited. I have been ask to be in a calendar for SAVE THE TA'S TA'S foundation. I am not sure what month I will be, it will be topless, but we will have something over our boobs. These will be for the 2013 calendars and we start shooting in late Jan. I will probably be the only latina in the whole fucking calendar. Anyway wanted to share my good news. They will be selling them for either 10 or 15 dollars for the calendars/it is being done local here but hey who knows maybe you guys will want one. No I am not putting this up as a selling gimmick either. lol Update: P.S-Okay someone ask me why am I so excited, maybe I should have put this in there. I am excited because the money that is raised will help people fight against this disease, even if it helps only one person I feel totally honored. I am not excited because I will be in it, well maybe just a little bit, but the thought of helping someone that can not afford the treatments that are needed or for anything else this

Excited
I've had a few exciting days recently. If you don't know already (and that means we don't talk much), I love to bead. I've been beading advanced stitches since 2004. Not the string on type, I make fabric out of beads; I can take your family portrait and turn it into a piece of art made of colored glass. I started making flowers recently because so many people like to put things in their hair. Especially flowers. Thing is, my flowers last forever compared to the ones you pick from the ground. :) I make other things too, purses, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, bookmarks, suncatchers...I can pretty much make anything. I've been traveling all over the last few years and I've had the pleasure of beading with people from different places and/or passing through their shops and seeing other people's designs. I've been looking for that niche...Thanks to our new friend and roommate, I met a woman today that has a classy, upscale boutique and salon that will be a perfect spot for my designs. :) A

Excited/glasses
I am so excited. Today I go back to hand bell choir practice. I missed one practice and 3 performances cause I was really sick and in the hospital. I hope i'm not to rusty tonight and don't make too many mistakes lol. I'm just glad i'm feeling much better and feeling human again. Yesterday was the first time I drove a car in over a month. It was kind of weird. Now if only I could find my glasses. I was so doped up when I lost them that i can't remember where I put them. grrrr. My husband and i tore the house apart yesterday looking for them, but the darn things just didn't turn up. I swear they walked off by themselves. Possessed maybe? lol. My husband wasn't very happy that we didn't find them. For the life of me, i just don't know where they are. I hope they will walk out of hiding one day and say surprise. lol. Wishful thinking.

Excited
Inside I am jumble and excited. The sounds and smells of extacy are invigorating. I have yet to touch or smell in person but the thoughts have filled my senses. I don't know if it is circles that I am running. Fear fills me from the past. Excitement that things can be different intrigue me. But still fear fills me and I don't know what to think where to go what to feel. Wanting to have all that I desire yet not sure if it really can be given to someone like me. I find myself comfortable controlled. I don't find myself wanting to sufficate everyone but I find myself ready to let go even with fear.

Excited
in that moment i did not know how to be a nice woman i really felt i needed to get him to quit teasing me. i finally just moved up in the bed and he penatrated me i never expected i was one to climax that much where i actually wet the sheets. I stayed the whole night with him at the house he was doing the house sitting. when we woke up the next morning he was in the mood to get more i quickly got out of bed dressed and asked for coffee. My goal was to get back home before any more of my roomates got home i felt it was going to be easier to not feel uncomfortable with them knowing i stayed that night with him. I went inside straight to shower and no one was home just me and him so he comes in to my shower with me. I allowed it because i believed no one would be home for hours. To my suprise they didn't work that day. somehow we dropped something in tub and i scream out of passion YES! wow one one his friends thought i hurt myself in restroom and door opens all 3 of our room mates catc

Exclusive Nonissue
It all comes Down To faith How and why You believe Does not matter Whether correct Or erroneous You still have Your two Feet Do what you feel Must be done Experience that And this A subtle claim Which must remain It is only All of you That's missed I will not attempt To stop your flee I can only give You a motive To return I know my part Is in the heart While your mind Still turns

Exclusion
Doesnt it just make you feel like shit when you find out that in a group of yourself and 3 other people, you're excluded by all but 1? Sure, the other 2 are happy to talk to you...when YOU'RE the one who haz to call them every time, or text. Sure, they dont mind being around you, az long az you have the only other person of the group with you, so that-a-way, they dont feel "forced" to have to talk to you...or even have to talk to you that much, unless of course, you say something directly to them, first. It makez you feel so fucking belittled...and so befriended, to know that if it wasnt anymore for that 1 person, neither of them would ever willingly talk to you. Maybe Im exaggerating that, but thatz how I feel. Of course, the 2 are alwayz excited to have the other person come along with them, and do shit with them...and then you're...well you're just another person. You dont add excitement...you're just another face to look at. They couldnt give a shit less whether you were there or n

Exclamation Marks
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He keeps her captivated Wrapped - within his mystery The blank pages to his novel The past, his unwritten history She lingers on his vagueness His lack of emotions to express His unwillingness to open She, not pushing him to confess This dance they may continue Passing words in slow motion He, keeps his secrets at bay She, keeps in unneeded emotion Glimpses...she may receive A word...may echo in mind Pages might be refilled If she doesn't leave him behind In this mystery, evolving She, sees nothing so clear Riddles leave her wanting... This is his unknown fear.

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Exclusion
Exclusionby john p reedI am wearied by hearingthat my friends doing thingswithout me talk abouthow they really missall the things we used to dohow they really wishwe could be together morehow they really wantto be more with mehow they really do liketo be around me.What you don't remember isthat you do exclude meinconsiderately, by not rememberinghow you really missall the things we used to dohow you really wishthat we could be together morehow you really wantto be more with mehow you really do liketo be around me.To make those phrases trueyou only have to do as I do,you need only to rememberhow I really missall the things we used to dohow I really wishthat we could be together morehow I really wantto be more with youhow I really do liketo be around you.

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Ex Coke Secretary
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Ex-con Paris Hiltons New Beginning
Paris Hilton has called her jail sentence a new beginning. The hotel heiress - who spent 23 days in a California county jail for driving with a suspended licence - wants to turn her back on her wild partying ways. Paris told US chat show host Larry King: "They say when you reach a crossroad or a turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there, but it's what we do next after we got there. "Usually you arrive there by adversity, and it is then, and only then, that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of. It's a process, a gift and a journey, and if we can travel it alone, although the road may be rough at the beginning, you find an ability to walk it. A way to start fresh again. "It's neither a downfall nor a failure, but a new beginning. And I felt like this is a new beginning for me, to see jail - and I just used it as a journey to figure out myself and who I am and what I want to do. There's just so much more to me than what people think

Ex-con Looking For Answers
ok heres the deal 16 yrs ago i got arrested and sent to prison for theft of a motor vehicle. now all this time later im still paying wheres the second chance at ive been turned down by so many jobs becuase of this felony. but heres the kicker im allowed to obtain a ccw a concealed weapon permit but im not allowed to be a cop or im not allowed to drive an armored car. im getting ready to go to college in the fall now im not sure what to take becuase im weighing the results after i graduate is this going to stop it if so whats the point. i want to take criminal justice or information technology and either one can hold the felony against me but most of the programs that even catch my eye will more than likely have the same results sorry your an ex-con. im thinking about saying screew it and taking criminal justice just for general purpose to see what buttons i can push afterwards what do you think. probably got you confused sorry minds racing

Excorcism Of The Shadows Of Turmoil That Plague The Mind
I’d just like to begin by saying that if you find yourselfreading this and wondering does this include me it probably doesn’t if it didyou'd know it without a doubt. Now with that said I’ll start with the biggestshit stain of my lifetime. My soon to be ex-wife Pat. You’ve been a lead weightdragging me down to the bottom of an endless see of misery for the past I don’tknow how many years. I don’t know because I honestly don’t care anymore. Theonly good thing that came from whatever we had at one point is my beautifulson. You can judge me and talk shit all you want but the fact remains I lovethose children whether they’re mine or not. The only reason I don’t call isbecause I have to listen to your bitch sessions every time I do. Besides that, everytime I hear your voice I look for something sharp to stab my eardrums out so Idon’t have to hear you. It’s so agonizing to hear that ugly ass voice over andover in my head. I&rsq

Excruciating
So I cut myself on this rusty piece of fence earlier whilst playing some football. It's near the middle on my left palm, so I've spent the rest of the day since trying to avoid the cut so I don't aggravate it. It's just not possible, so I found this liquid sort of healing aid stuff, supposed to stop infections and stuff, acts as a second skin so to speak. Holy fuck that shit hurt, was worse than when I cut myself. Think iodine on an open wound x 5. I later read that it should not be applied to open wounds....

Exctasy
Her eyes, vivid hues of turquoise....Her skin pale and milky as the moons beams. Silk to his touch. His breath slowed with anticipation. Her lips lustirous lustrously pale, her fragant smell of rose pedal oil intoxicated him. He breathed deep in his nostrils once more her scent...He caressed her cheek with the palm of his tumb. She quiver under his gently touch. Ever inching forward they came until their lips locked. Exctasy.

Excuse Me, Did You Just Shit Your Pants?!
What is it about old people where once they get on a plane, they feel the need to drop smoke bombs in their seat. You know, the seat usually right next to or in front of you. Plane ride to Chicago this morning was packed. I had a cattle car (Southwest) ticket and got there way late, so I was next to last on the plane. Only middle seats left. Only middle seats between big fat people that have their jelly rolls hanging over onto the middle seat. Excuse me, stewardess, no snack pack for them. So I spy one middle seat where there is the obligatory fat-ass on one side, but a slender granny on the other. "Score", thinks me. Wrong. 30 minutes into the flight the fatso drops her tray table and starts filling out cards with her elbow over the armrest and into my side. Don't people know the damn middle seat gets both arm rests?! Then granny decides she is going to show the mighty power of the AARP and lets one rip. I think AARP is the noise it made, as well. "So, granny, whatcha been eatin?" The

Excuses For Not Doing Things
Ever need an excuse to get out of doing things? ;-) I'd love to, but having fun gives me prickly heat. I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out. I'd love to, but I did my own thing, and now I've got to undo it. I'd love to, but I don't want to leave my 0zone. I'd love to, but I feel a song coming on. I'd love to, but I have left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to, but I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary. I'd love to, but I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. I'd love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. I'd love to, but I have to bleach my hare. I'd love to, but I have to check freshness dates on my diary products. I'd love to, but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat. I'd love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap. I'd love to, but I have to fulfill my destiny. I'd love to, but I have to feed my Ongbun. I'd love to, but I have to go to court for

Excursion:nyc
I always seem to gain a small amount of perspective when I visit the Big Apple. While there are hundreds of appealing idiosyncracies that make NYC distinctive, this weekend reinforced that I could never live there. I just can't bring myself to deal with how exhausting it is to get where you want to and see who you want to. A forty-five minute subway ride from Brooklyn to Manhattan just seems excessive. I did get to reconnect with a bunch of college friends. I also missed a bunch of people who were either out of town or busy. That's the problem, everything is too busy in New York. The cold weather doesn't help either. People race around clenching their teeth and avoiding eye contact. Saturday night I went to celebrate Jocelyn's birthday at Absolutely 4th. A typical club scene awaited and while there were plenty of attractive women and strong drinks flowing, there were a lot of people and the noise was oppressive. I didn't know anyone except the birthday girl and the three friends I arri

Excuse Me?!?!?
I don't get floored often, but I got nailed yesterday. My husband is fighting with his sister over some property they own. She sent a letter from her lawyer dragging both me and her husband into it. Ok, to date I have remained restrained. I have paid for the attorney and written the letters that were needed to ask for documentation for her claims of being owed money. But today, I see an email from their father bitching at my husband for carrying this on while she's pregnant. Pause there for a moment. She started this while she was pregnant by having her attorney send a letter in the first place. To end it, all she has to do is provide the documentation we have repeatedly asked for. Then their father continues with how can you accuse her of embezzling money from the joint account. Hold the frigging phone. How is requesting documentation an accusation of embezelment? Evel Knievel couldn't have made that freaking leap. So right there she is lying through her teeth. Then it c

Excuses To Be Cruel...
I hate when people find a reason that they can be a dick/cunt/twat etc. People are people I don't give a fuck who your friends and family are I don't care if you have some horrid sickness that is killing you slowly. I don't care if you are crippled for life that's no fuckin excuse. Grow up and make your life better despite your condition help someone out don't jsut sit there in your sorrow like a bitch.

"excuse Me.. Did You Just Accuse Me Of Being Skillful And Delicious? Guilty As Charged"
Ok so I go to class and get in a debate over the nation of Islam and the west. I wont go into to details because lets face it noone here cares anyhow right? People care about seeing my private pics and having a 3some oh and yea lets not forget...do ya got a cam. Ok so Listen up. I am a SMART girl..I like INTELLIGENT conversation!Yes Imagine that... I dont care about your PENIS or your naked pics. I care about all sortsa things...My kids, politics and religious debate all that sorta stuff. I like Geeky talk..computers and web design. So Please..If you are my friend and you wanna continue to be..try and be a human and not a walking penis with a hard on. And in other news.... I got an A- on my comp midterm! And if anyone cares im making bacon egg and cheese on english muffins for dinner.. real gourmet tonite baby. AND....DJ is mad at me apparently. I called him after class and he got cranky about his digital camera and now he aint speaking to me! | DJ AND the damn

Excuses Of Common Whores (the Prelude)
Don't forget to include the instances where mommy and daddy didn't give you enough attention. Blame them for the nights you spent in your room blaring the stereo, drowning out your own sordid thoughts about the next door neighbor and his washboard stomach. Feign ignorance when you know that you've made the decisions that have put you exactly where you are. It's them, the men, that continuously take advantage of your tired and worn body. You have no mind to offer, so give them what's easy. Your dignity. The books don't make sense, so you don't read them anymore, but you act like it all makes sense. Life is your oyster, but you play it on your back...in defense of everyone and everything that touches you. And this is comfortable because Daddy gave you your name. Your stupidity is your trump card because it allows you to act like life is ok. Your malady is in the words you speak tho, because you can't begin to understand that your own reprocussions are your prison, and the

Excuses Sent To School...
EXCUSES SENT TO SCHOOL... 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. Shehad diahre dyrea direathe the shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent y

"excuse Me.. Did You Just Accuse Me Of Being Skillful And Delicious? Guilty As Charged"
Ok so I have been out shoppin and stuff since 8 am. Ihave the worlds BIGGEST headache. I will be back later. I have so much to do!!! Love ya all!

Excuses
So sick and tired of all the people with their excuses. You know what, man or woman up and come clean. Don't give some piss poor excuse about how you didn't do this or couldn't do that. It's an insult that you would give me an excuse just be like you know I couldn't do it, I'm sorry.

Excuses !!!
A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch-up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,

Excuse Me Miss
Excuse me miss, I had to stop by and say hi Cause I knew there was no way I'd let you walk by Now I'll admit, infatuation made me look But it was your beauty that got me hooked Of course you I don't know, but thats what I want to do We could go out, chill, or just phone conversations if thats coo I really want to get to konw you, know what makes you smile I want to know what things you think make this life worthwhile I wanna know your goals, dreams, what you want out of life I wanna find out if I can be there in the good, bad, and through the strife I wanna see if we can have something unique, thats sure to grow I wanna konw if we can develp a love I'd never be afraid to show All I want to do is run my fingers through your lovely black hair I want to see if you blush, when in your beautiful brown eyes I begin to stare I want to take you out, make you laugh more than you can bare Or just sit and hold you in silence, without a worry or a care

Excuse Me, Where Is The Tact??
Last night was my first "day" back to work after being so sick for all week long. I have my CT open primarily for the communication purposes in between crises calls to be able to communicate still with some of my CT friends, as well as to blog every now and then if so inspired. Late into the night, I get the following shoutbox messages though and I am wondering where is the tact of some of my CT friends.... 19***ow: hi sexy ->19***ow: Hi.... 19***ow: do u have yahoo now 19***ow: or msn ->19***ow: Yeah... but not here at work.... 19***ow: check out my new pics ->19***ow: Are they SFW? 19***ow: no sorry ->19***ow: Then, I'll look when I get home... :) 19***ow: ok but please masturbate to them To begin with, what part of being at work did he not understand? Then to continue to ignore the fact that I am still at work and ask me to masturbate to them??? And, who says I masturbate to any pictures??? I don't. I prefer the flesh against flesh. Augh

Excuse Me For Being Me Today! Lol
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Excuses
Last night I was trading messages with Jemitha & told her that 1) Cleveland is a sort of strange place in which to live and 2) I'd blog about it -- but the more I thought about it today the more complicated the whole idea got, so I think I'm gonna have to actually write out what I wanna say first then post it. Over the weekend will be a better time. I also mentioned that I loved Brooklyn NY, having stayed there for a while in 1985 when I was playing in a band, and I was sort of sorry that I'd come back here. But that's water long under the bridge - no use me complaining about it now.

Excuse Me Miss
Excuse me miss, but if your not too busy, I don't want to take up your time. I just gotta be honest, your looking very pretty, And I would like to get to know you over some wine.... I'm twenty seven, single and no kids, Down to earth, funny and caring. I'm into poetry and music, with a little showbiz, And can be a little wild and daring... So if you ever got any free time I wonder, Maybe you and I can go out? Just give me a call, here is my number, And we'll have a great time, no doubt... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

Excuse Me Miss
Excuse me miss, but if your not too busy I don't want to take up your time I just gotta be honest, your looking very pretty And I would like to get to know you over some wine.... I'm twenty seven, single and no kids Down to earth, funny and caring I'm into poetry and music, with a little showbiz And can be a little wild and daring... So if you ever got any free time I wonder Maybe you and I can go out Just give me a call, here is my number And we'll have a great time, no doubt... -Nemesis the Nazerene-

Excuse Me, Sir...
You are not from Japan. The fact that you've forced all of your friends to add a Japanese honorific to your name does not make you Japanese. Hey, I love French culture as weird as that sounds. I lived there for years. But I don't make people call me Pierre. You are not a ninja. You are Mr. Retarded-san.

An Excursion Into Beer Adventuring With Cuthulu
Well appears that as far as my writing is concerned, the most interest is drawn from the beer posts, so without further ado....here's an installment of several combined weeks of beer exploration with a few rare treasures, and a few pittraps of dewm, Doom Dooom I tell you....(ah Zim I love him so...) This past month while going quite insane with work, I've been visited by Cuthulu Jr, a minute version of the old dark god of chaos and madness....seems he likes the suds too.... He brought the first round, which I was concerned being labeled: La Terrible by Unibroue but in fact this one was a damnably fine beverage, pours rich dark black out of the bottle, little head, which falls flat quickly, strong earthy richness of sweet yet sour cherries and figs....excellent experience if you like the darks as I do myself prefer. Also 10.5% alchohol and you can't tell :) I never pictured it, but it appears Cuthulu likes Big Dicks Arcadia's Big Dick's Olde Ale that is...wouldn't want to

Excuse Me While I Rant For A Second.
I'm so sick of the fakeness that goes on on this site. Do whatever you have to do to make yourself feel good, because I could care less, but please don't bring it into my world. Thank you! Have a nice day!

Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now." 4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to His bells." 5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!" 6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary." 8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons." 9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?" 10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis." 11. "There's a bike in ur shed and its got 2 flat tires"

Excuse Me
I'm old fashioned I guess. I prefer a comfortable couch to an angled piece of plastic with a flat screen attached to it. I like music with an old-timey feel like "In the Mood," or anything by Rush. I also like when people say, "excuse me" and mean it. I'm no linguistic scholar, nor do I profess ultimate knowledge of social etiquette. I am fairly confident though, that the use of the above-mentioned phrase was designed to offer some sort of apology for an inadvertent act that caused some amount of discomfort, embarrassment, disgust or inconvenience to the aggrieved party. It seems logical that in antiquity someone spilled a glass of wine on someone else's sandal at a dinner party and felt the need to express some sort of regret. Perhaps someone accidentally sheared his neighbor's sheep and needed a way to convey remorse. The phrase is literally asking to be excused for whatever transgression was committed. When did it become a license to engage in patently offensive beh

Excuse Me!!
Excuse me! Could you take me down from the pedestal now please?! I thought the view would be great, but I'm suffocating from the altitude and all I see is life bustling around me while I try not to fall o f f

Excuses Vs Reasons
Writers block Is a misnomer There is always Something to say Lovely can be lonely If the letters Get in the way If you sign a check You have written It is not that big A deal The only thing That is difficult Is writing what You feel Everyone is a writer Not doing it Does not mean you’re blocked Sometimes instead of Scribbling You just get it out When you talk

Excuse Me ???
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Excuse For Tickets
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off police car videos around the country. #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? Y

Excuse Me While I Puke In My Soup.
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached School prayer. I liked it. ~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow, Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me lia

Excuses Why People Can't Do Something Or Come To Work
I work in the construction industry as a supervisor. I hear alot of excuses as to why people can't do something or they can't come to work. Let me know what are some of the best excuses you have heard in your line of work or just anything at all. Please comment me back and let me know yours.

Excue Me
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Excuse Me, America
I refuse. I simply refuse to let the ignorant and the rude beat me down. I refuse to let their exponentially growing lack of manners force me to morph into one of them. I refuse to stop saying "excuse me." I refuse to stop saying "thank you." I refuse to stop holding doors open for strangers walking behind me. And I refuse to stop telling people, "have a nice day" when they exit the elevator. At least in the cities I work and travel, uncivilized, crude and discourteous behavior now seems to be the rule rather than the exception -- education and position not withstanding. If anything, a case can be made that the more educated and "important" a person, the more likely they are to exhibit the ill-bred characteristics that are chipping away at civility and social interaction. Multiple times a day, I will exit an office, store or restaurant, and hold the door for the person behind me. Often, the person will be seconds behind and I still hold the door. Rarely will that person say "t

Excuse Me Please.
Hey FUBARens. I hope that in my silly and sometimes dumb as humor I havent offended any of the BEAUTIFUL LADIES out there. I sometimes put the fingers in motion before my brain is fully engaged and may have offended. Please understand it IS NOT MY INTENTION TO OFFEND ANYONE. So if I have please leave me a private message and I will express my humble apoligies(I'm a crappy speller).

Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier aren’t so unknown now." 4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells." 5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!" 6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary." 8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons." 9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?" 10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

Excuses
I have a new poem here And it's not very good OK I just wrote it Well, I'm still writing it This is just the rough draft The demo, the test model This is a product of Too much caffeine in my system It is not a reflection of my inner self I just want to say That this poem does not speak for my pain Or for any part of me for that matter This poem isn't me I just wrote it down Hope you like it. August

Excuses Ive Heard From Ladies
i know many guys have always wonder bout certian things. that the oposite sex saids to them. well i have decided to compose a list of things i have heard females say to me why they not take a chance on how they feel towards some one. 1. your to old 2. oh you to far away 3. you to young 4. im interested in you ( but then they come up and be telling some one else they love them) i have heard all these things and ive been burn so many times but i still dont judge any one by their looks. by how far away they are. and specially of their age. as long they are legal. now ladies i ask you this why would u not let the person know that u not interested instead of them look like a fool. now me personally i will say this if i love someone it is gointo be with my heart not my body parts or how hot or sexy they look or their age now.

Excuse Me While I Bleed
Excuse me while I bleed. Please look at me, it's so personal, this is the way I would have touched you, but I drowned in you instead, up against the wall, just you and me, I fell down and bled out on the ground, you just stepped over me... Pardon me while I bleed, excuse me if I got some on your shoe.Sorry for the way I let you make me feel, maybe i'll just laugh instead? Excuse me while I bleed. Maybe I could die another day, find another way to make you notice me when im gone? Maybe then your black rimmed eyes would show the way you feel for me just long enough that I was more to you than she ever could have been. Excuse me while fading dreams are all ive got, losing sleep and walking through the darkest nights,theres not much else I can do, no more getting through to you. Ive broken down for all to see. Excuse me while I bleed.

Excuse Me, Are You As Dumb As I Look?
I have a gun. It is kept in a case with a trigger lock in my dresser drawer. I keep it there because I do not want to carry it with me. Not because I am not trained to do so (I am, ridiculously so). Not because I am afraid that it will be taken from me (it won’t). No, I do not want to carry it on me because I am afraid I will use it… not in defense, not in aggression. But I am afraid that I will act as the right hand of God. And smite the stupid people. There is no shortage of them… lemmings, rushing to conclusions, suicidal almost in their absolute disregard for common sense. And logic. And common courtesy. In my opinion, God must have sprinkled the world with these morons for a little flavoring, to spice things up. But I’m not one for the taste. Some instances that drive me nuts… 1. One day, at the bank in the drive-thru teller, funniness happens. It’s probably only funny to me, because I’m a sick and twisted motherfucker… and m

Excuse Me My Dear
Twelve coffee enemas could not do to my bowels what the prospect of seeing you does to them. You are not an attractive man, but no-one has ever effected my digestive system the way you have. Or my reproductive organs. Or my brain. Running parallel with my excited anticipation of your arrival is the dread of knowing that in the short time we'll spend together, you will prove yourself to be immeasurably superior to me. You will astound all with your breadth of knowledge and your inimitable cool wit as you always do. Before you I'll just be the bumbling ball of mush who becomes ever mushier and more bumbling every time I see you. I'm the uneducated chambermaid who cleans the sheets of her Lord and master after another night of fun without her. I'm the air-headed fan at the movie premier who feels lucky when the leading man sneezes on her as he walks by her on the red carpet. I'm the court jester who considers it an honour to perform before the king not realising that everybody's

Excuses - Alanis Morissette
Why no one will help me I am too dumb I am too smart They'll not understand me I am lonely They'll hate me And there is not enough time It's too hard to help me And god wants me to work No resting no lazy These excuses how they served me so well They've kept me safe They've kept me stuck They've kept me locked in my own cell I'm too far from home It takes far too much energy And I cannot afford to No one will ever see me These excuses how they served me so well They've kept me safe They've kept me stuck They've kept me locked in my own cell These excuses how they're so familiar They've kept me blocked They've kept me small They've kept me safe in my own shell Bringing this into the light Shakes their foundation And it clears my side Now my imagination Is the only thing that limits The bar that is raised to the heights No one can have it all see I have to they want me to And I can't let them down I'll never be happy These excuses how they

Excuse Me But Can You Spare Some Change? Tysm Tracy
Do you have any spare fu bucks? Can you spare a few thousand or a cpl hundred thousand??? Jens going for the spotlight. If so please by all means send em to Jen... She is need of some fu bucks... Thank You to all that do send em her way.... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" Fu Owner of "Firemanm88" *DSC*@ fubar

Excuse Me A Few
Excuse Me a Few By: April Terry Excuse me a few, While I admire you. I just can’t help, But to watch you times. Your eyes are always, So full of love. Your smile’s so big, It brightens my day. Every movement, Done with such poise I just can’t help, But to sit and stare. When I was younger, I’d always hoped. That one day, I’d find the one. But never in all my life, Did I think I would. Now that I have you, I can’t do without. Who would of thought, I could love this much? Surly not I, But I am glad. Excuse me a few, While I fall all over. What can I say, You have such charm. Every time I see you, I fall over again. Head over hills, Just for you love. You spin my world, Round and round. You add meaning, Where it lacked before. When I was younger, I wanted my own family. And since I’ve found you, That’s just what I have. I always dreamt of arms, I couldn’t live without. And a touch, I just can’t get enough of. And love that purer, The

Excuse Me Mistress Your Slave Collar Seems To Be Chafing My Bum.
Alright. Its been a while since I blogged. I have no reason for this, other than I just didn't feel like it. Today, I feel rejuvenated. I feel like me again. And I feel like throwing verbal knives. Yay me. Firstly, I feel the need to address a little thing that I notice on Fubar, as well as some other social networking sites. Tis dates back to the days of chatrooms and Instant message sex (Yeah, I know. For some of you that was this morning). There seems to be some confusion in the land of BDSM. Now that stands for Bondage Domination Sado Masochism for the uninitiated. It DOES NOT stand for Big Dumb Stupid Morons. Although occasionally both apply. You will see, in the land of Fu, vibrant women smiling into the camera as they hold it at arms length, a la Myspace. SOME of these women have chosen to use the word Goddess in their Fubar name. Some use the word Princess. In the world of BDSM, titles have traditionally been reserved for the dominant individual (see - Master, Mistress, Dadd

Excuse The F Out Of Me
yes i have a bad fucking attitude because im severely depressed because people don't do what they say they will.im sorry if this effects you and the drugs that you are not able to get because i dont want to associate with the people who constantly let me down and make me feel like shit.please forgive me for not wanted to feel like shooting my self even more than i already do.it doesn't make it any better that the only time you fucking call me is to try and find your drugs.just to make things perfectly clear fuck you, fuck off and get fucking lost because i don't need feel more worthless than i already do. and i sure as shit don't need be people bitch anymore.i always get used and im fucking sick of. i don't need fake friends like all of you have been and i don't need the added pain. did you guys know that i tried to kill myself? did you know that i think about killing myself everyday? oh really well you do. so thanks for being so fucking selfish your all selfish. not to say that trying

Excuses
What if I told you… You could do anything you dreamed? Because you can! I won’t say it’ll be easy but it can be achieved What if I told you… You could obtain inner peace? Because you can! Believe in your self and your heart will be eased What if I told you… You could have the strength to be bold? Because you can! Eliminate cowardly thoughts replacing them with self confidence and your courage will grow What if I told you that our biggest problems are trivial? Would you laugh in my face and tell me I didn’t know? Would you claim that I have no clue With the boastful attitude of, “Fool, you don’t know what I’ve been through!”? But what if I told you… You were right? Would you keep defensively attacking with me as your target in sight? Or would you realize that I’m not pointing fingers in this one sided fight That by stating your right I’m in agreement that I have no clue But I’m not tryin’ to judge you and I’m definitely not trying to argue with yo

Excuses
www.vimeo.com/1009872 Excuses from Dave Smith on Vimeo. Video for a service. Got the idea from a Gatorade or Nike commercial that is running right now. The art is from Bida. I sliced the layers up in Photoshop and animated them in AE.

Excuse Me
A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the > following question: > 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, > how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael > said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by > saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how > would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go > to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still > not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, > little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good > manners?' Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for > a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I > hope to introduce you to after dinner.' > The teacher fainted...

Excuse The Fuk Out Of Me?
UGH I have been friends with this guy for FIVE YEARS and today am told that since he was falling for this girl really hard.. he couldn't be my friend anymore WTF IS THIS SHIT is she THAT insecure? i mean ffs.. he lives 8 freaking hours from me now.. how the HELL am i supposed to go do anything with him? or is it HIM? is it that HE can't be friends with females when he has a girlfriend? Thinking back... he has made disappearances before.. i assumed he was busy.. but was it that he had a girlfriend and just COULDN'T be friends with me? i have NEVER slept with the guy.. have never kissed the guy.. never ANYTHING with the guy but because he has a damn girlfriend i lose out on a damn friend.. WTF IS THIS SHIT!??!?!

Excuses To Quit Job
I am genuine and down to earth person. I love going out and meeting people. I have a very outgoing personality. I am fun to be around. My hobbies are going to the gym, swimming and cycling and my favourite is socializing with my friends. I love to travel with my family Excuses To Quit Job

Excuses, Excuses
I worked for a judge for a spell, and the judge's bailiff had an excuse jar on her desk. When things in the courtroom were slow and/or I got tired of flirting with all the lawyers who showed up for court hearings or just to flirt with me (and to be reprimanded--on the record--for doing so), I'd sometimes empty out the excuse jar and read through all the sad, crumpled, tear-stained excuses. My favorite was that of a man who was searched by the police, only to have them discover drugs in his pants pocket. His excuse? "They weren't my pants." It was unclear whether he got off. Har, har.

Excuse Me?
I've seem some pretty repugnant things, and I can respect where a lot of people are coming from, but GeeZ O'Pete, I just saw a blast I can't believe. Somebody turn my head around, but it's my understanding this isn't supposed to be a 'dating site.' I dunno, I couldn't tell you how often I'm wrong, but this struck me. This guy http://fubar.com/user/102511 just had a blast and it says what? Ladies and no men? Tell me what that means. I'm not out to hurt anybody, but I want to understand. If that were my option, I'm not sure I'd want to take it. I figure if you want a date, go to a dating site, no? Am I wrong? I don't say "No gays, please." or "No Lesbians, please" or "no bi's yada, yada, yada." I figure it's a social site and I'm not going to slam the door in anyone's face. Maybe I'm crazy, but tell me how it strikes you. I'd be willing to hear an explanation from the guy who put up the blast, but somebody tell me something.

Excuses Are Like...
So I have been kicking around an idea. It may stir a pot or it may just be absurd. However; I think it may be worth sharing. You know the dredded Dear John letters...I think they are kinda cool. And my thought is to make an entire blog based upon this concept for every man I have ever dated or been intimate with. Only difference is the title would Read their' names. I know very few people actually ever read my blogs so this will not be an extreme expose, but it might enlighten some to the foolishness I have experienced. It's a thought...for now. :P

Excusue...
For the past few years I have debated wether to drop the pseudonym I have always used in my works and begin using my given name, I'm still unsure at this point, but I thought I'd do a special piece just to see how it sit's in all it's glory, lol... ENJOY

Ex'd
Safe in my drowning faith I hear the goddess Of my river Styx Sweetly humming the birth Of another endless death Alone, I listen, Loving and hating The soothing cries And furious whispers Of my deafening silence Your smiles Are now just reverent scars Carved by your once infernal bliss Numbed by the sublime specters Of your devastating kisses No, you will never comprehend The breadth of my gentle wilderness Nor the depth of my superficial Monet dreams Where you love and leave me without end Where I live and die again and again

The Execution Of Saddam.
Ya know, I don't deny that the man is a tyrant and a criminal who deserves to pay for his crimes... But I just have to say I'm a bit disappointed...and ashamed...to see how many people are actually ENJOYING this. It makes me kind of regret the fact that I'm a part of the human race...a race of people who could actually RELISH in the thought of seeing someone put through the horror of hanging. I wonder just how much better than Saddam the rest of us really are...

The Execution Of Saddam. (part 2)
When he hangs, I'll cry. Not for the man he was, but for the loss of our innocence...our humanity. And I'll pray to the goddess for guidance and mercy. I have a feeling we'll all need it. Do you actually think this is going to make things any better? Worse times are coming. Brace yourselves.

The Executioner. Poem
HOOD OF BLACK, MASK OF DEATH. HEADLESS CORPSE, LEATHEL THREAT. GUILLOTINE, RAZOR SHARP, ELECTRIC CHAIR, STOPS THE HEART. RELIGIOUS RIGHTS, IN THE NIGHT. IN THE NAME OF GOD, YOU KILL IN BATTLE, AS THOSE WHO SLAUGHTER CATTLE. HOOD OF BLACK, MASK OF DEATH. NO REMORSE, NO DISPARE, AS THE BLACK SMOKE, FILLS THE AIR. YOU ARE THE REAPER, WHO SHALL REAP, AS MOTHER AND CHILD CRY AND WEEP IN THEIR SLEEP. HOOD OF BLACK, MASK OF DEATH. SHALL YOUR SOUL EVER FIND REST. THE EXCUTIONER. COPYRIGHTED 1985, REVISED/EDITED 2007 SCOOTER BLACK akaS.F.P.

Executioner
please keep him in ur prayers and repost this! he needs all ur love'n right now so send all ur love'n here,fan him,add as friend,go threw his pics and find out he is a stand up man,raid his stash anything to let him know u r think'n of him..just click on pic. also he is the owner of the CLUBHOUSE CHERRYTAP LOUNGE. This is a good friend of Executioner's!My name is Tammy! He is in the hospital and is doing a lil better than he was! If any of you want to stay updated please contact me at ~TammyB3306~ Vice President For Club House CT@ CherryTAP Please keep Executioner in your prayers along with his family! Thanks everyone! EXECUTIONER/PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF CLUBHOUSE CHERRY TAP @ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'irma(bartender @th clubhouse cherrytap)' on '2007-03-20 17:57:59') (repost of original by 'racechick' on '2007-03-22 12:41:00') (repost of original by 'irma(bartender @th clubhouse cherrytap)' on '2007-03-23 11:33:34') (repost of original by 'NO 42 MEMBER O

Executioner And Racechicks Sexy Couple Contest
i apprietate the ones that help and they are in 2nd, but the contest doesn't end till thursday and i could use a little help getting them to 1st...i know they have alot of friends out there so come on. BRING IT ON. LETS SEE WHAT UR MADE OF OR GOT. SHOW THEM SOME LOVE HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Executive Malfunctioning
The autistic, not the political, kind... Executive functioning has to do with planning, goal-setting, inhibition, stuff - like that, as seen by cognitive psych :) People on the autism spectrum and elsewhere can have issues with this (many. Enough to be serialized on a regular basis and sold at newsstands.) So. Tonight I wake up hungry on the couch (couch? not in bed? erm.. wait.) and decide my shelves are barer than they ought be, so head over to Tops to do some 2am shopping. Now at 11pm or so I took sleep-related meds. One of them decreases my motor control. I've had some troubles walking around in a straight line within hours after taking that med before (drunk? no, offiver, I'm on zonivamive...) Nothing bad happened, in fact the outing went remarkably well (except for my on ce again moving my sleep schedule forward- I am now going to sleep until 10am or so I think), but .. erf?really.

Executioner
Schulf mine faygele Mach tzu dine aygele Eye lu lu lu Schulf geshmak mine kind Schulf und zai-gezund. Eye lu lu lu Close tight your eyes my love Hush now my little dove. Sleep deep my wondrous child Sleep stiff still and blind.

Execution Of Porn Stars In Iran
Execution of porn stars in Iran Posted: June 14, 2007 - 9:44 pm TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran's parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to the death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies. With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at the Wednesday session of the 290-seat parliament approved that "producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corrupter of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corrupter of the world." The term, "corrupter of the world" is taken from the Quran, the Muslims' holy book, and ranks among the highest on the scale of an individual's criminal offenses. Under Iran's Islamic Penal Code, it carries a death penalty. The "main elements" referred to in the draft include producers, directors, cameramen and actors involved in making a pornographic video. The bill also envisages convictions ranging from one year imp

Executive Summary
We may very well be on the cusp of a new social order described in such classics as Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, the B-grade 1977 science fiction Logan’s Run, or the 1973 original Rollerball staring James Caan. The darkness of each futuristic fantasy only illustrates the fear we have of losing control to an unresponsive management, and the loss of individuality. Such is the nature of the discussion concerning Globalization. I’ll confess that I’ve not been keen on getting involved in the Free-Trade versus Fair-Trade arguments. Those arguments strike me as political wrangling aimed at making points with constituents. Like so many political arguments, I am skeptical that it will lead to any pragmatic solutions to the dark side of the Globalization process. My goal is to discuss the issue from a pragmatic perspective based on social science and historical fact. Free-trade, run-away competitive capitalism expressed in Globalization is here to stay for the near future. Some link

Executive Decision
Executive Decision by SpeechMaster © I have done it! This is the moment I have been waiting for. Having taken the reigns of the fastest growing division in the fastest growing Fortune 500 company, I instantly became one of the youngest and most powerful female executives in America. A throng of employees and key executives has packed the lobby to hear the historical announcement. Suddenly, the buzzing starts. The low vibrations tease my clit, sending me up the familiar ladder of excitement. The constant teasing driving me insane. Of all times, this could be the worst. In my seat, I barely hear the CEO rattle on. All I can think of is my sex and how much I need to cum. I think about last night. The tender touch of a soft, feminine tongue, swirling delicately around my erect clit. My little organ bulging with nerves that keep sending my brain arousing signals. My brain sending signals back to my clit to become more engorged and more sensitive. And I have no way to stop my

Executive Decision... No Net For A Few Months.
In a few days my internet is being suspended, for a few months.. Its gonna be a tough, rough lonely few months without my darling Fu-friends, but I'm sure I'll cope, somehow. Meanwhile, dont forget to show me love cos I'll be getting out more visiting my mates, and damn right I'll be nagging to pinch some internet time to check on you all! I'll miss you all so much. Take Care Keep Smiling Cheers!

Executioners Way
> > > > > > > > > > > EXPERIENCE AT THE NAUGHTY PARTIES LOUNGE IS LIKE GETTIN A TATTOO > > AFTER THE FIRST ONE .. YOU'LL WANT TO KEEP COMIN BACK FOR MORE > > > > > > > CLICK ON BANNER & GET A FUCKIN TATTOO YA PUSSY > > > > THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN > > CLICK ON PIC TO JOIN THE FUN > > > > > >

Executioners Way
> 2---BIKE ONE === '~The Virgin Mary of The Notorious P.O.P. Militia in BC~' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-13 17:35:05'.. > > *** THIS IS THE SECOND ONE I DID *** CLICK ON "REPLY" THEN COPY & SAVE CODES TO WORD PAD *** HUGGZ, LUV & RESPECT *** > > > > > > > > > > > EXPERIENCE AT THE NAUGHTY PARTIES LOUNGE IS LIKE GETTIN A TATTOO > > AFTER THE FIRST ONE .. YOU'LL WANT TO KEEP COMIN BACK FOR MORE > > > > > > > CLICK ON BANNER & GET A FUCKIN TATTOO YA PUSSY > > > > THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN > > CLICK ON PIC TO JOIN THE FUN > > > > > > (repost of original by '

Executioners Way-with A Bang
If tears could build a stairwayand memories were a lane.We would walk right up to heavenand bring you back againOur hearts ache in sadnessand many tears will flowWhat it means to lose youNo one can ever knowFor now we'll celebrateThere's no time to mournRemembering only the good timesLife still has in storeSince you'll never be forgottenWe pledge to you todayA hallowed place within our heartsIs where you'll always stay For those of you that are not aware ....Executioner-Owner of The Naughty Parties LoungeHas been diagnosed that his liver is completely goneAny chances of getting on atransplant waiting list are Slim to NoneThere's other health issues thatExecutioner is battling with as wellMaking his time with us here onFUBAR and in This Life "One Day At A Time"Although it sorrows us that our friend will someday leaveLet's celebrate the LIFE of this awesome manAnd what he has done for the children across the countryIf you haven't met the manNow is your chance to meet h

The Executioner
His fingers found familiar indentations on a smooth from constant wear wooden handle, placing themselves into familiar tracks. Even after doing this job for most of his adult life, he still felt that surge going through his body when he came in touch with this instrument-the same one he felt the first day he was handed it in. Although he held the axe in his hands, he knew better than assume that he had control over it. It was awe inspiring, powerful, striking. It sliced through wiry, fleshy necks with one blow, ridding the victim of life in mere seconds. It didn't see social status, or wealth, or integrity; it was a most nondiscriminatory tool that could have been used in a 17th century England. It cut that thin line between life and death in one swift moment. As the sun fell upon the sharpened blade, it glistened like a thousand fallen stars, reflecting the light right into the slits made for John's eyes. It made him flinch and turn his head; a task that was made almost imp

The Executioner, Pt Ii
He looked at the axe one more time, and set it back in the corner. It felt like blasphemy to hold it without intent on using it, and he didn't want to waste that surge of power and adrenaline that he got when he came in touch with his tool on simple handling. He wanted to save that energy for tomorrow, for the big day. Sometimes John didn't feel worthy of this magnificent creation, but it was mostly due to his personal issues and insecurities. In fact, he has mastered the art of chopping heads to perfection, leaving as little mess as possible, and causing the victims as little suffering as they could've wished for, given those unfortunate circumstances. That, however, has not been the case in the beginning, when he just started his job, loathed and feared by most, thus keeping it a secret since day one. John still remembered the day when the blade was still shiny and virginal and there were no familiar grooves to cradle his fingers; when the axe was still a foreign object in

The Executioner, Pt Iii
He felt the electricity in the air, and as the momentarily silence and gasps ensued from the audience, his arms lifted up the five foot long axe. With eyes concentrated on a man's shaking neck propped up on a piece of wood, he took a broad swing, and...something happened. He lost his grip. Feeling his clammy hands slide around the handle, he felt fear for the first time in his life. In a sense of desperation, John realized that he blew it. The momentum of the swing was gone, but there was no going back. He knew that he was supposed to ignore the human flesh, and aim for the block underneath it in order to create a clean mistake proof cut. And he didn't go through with it. With a thickening thud, the blade smashed into the base of a man's skull. Instead of slicing through muscle, cords, cartilage, and tissue effortlessly, it got stuck in a thick bone. In agony, he released a most blood curdling banshee howl, and started flailing about, spraying blood everywhere. The crowd

The Executioner I
His fingers found familiar indentations on a smooth from constant wear wooden handle, placing themselves into familiar tracks. Even after doing this job for most of his adult life, he still felt that surge going through his body when he came in touch with this instrument-the same one he felt the first day he was handed it in. Although he held the axe in his hands, he knew better than assume that he had control over it. It was awe inspiring, powerful, striking. It sliced through wiry, fleshy necks with one blow, ridding the victim of life in mere seconds. It didn't see social status, or wealth, or integrity; it was a most nondiscriminatory tool that could have been used in a 17th century England. It cut that thin line between life and death in one swift moment. As the sun fell upon the sharpened blade, it glistened like a thousand fallen stars, reflecting the light right into the slits made for John's eyes. It made him flinch and turn his head; a task that was made almost impossib

The Executioner Ii
He looked at the axe one more time, and set it back in the corner. It felt like blasphemy to hold it without intent on using it, and he didn't want to waste that surge of power and adrenaline that he got when he came in touch with his tool on simple handling. He wanted to save that energy for tomorrow, for the big day. Sometimes John didn't feel worthy of this magnificent creation, but it was mostly due to his personal issues and insecurities. In fact, he has mastered the art of chopping heads to perfection, leaving as little mess as possible, and causing the victims as little suffering as they could've wished for, given those unfortunate circumstances. That, however, has not been the case in the beginning, when he just started his job, loathed and feared by most, thus keeping it a secret since day one. John still remembered the day when the blade was still shiny and virginal and there were no familiar grooves to cradle his fingers; when the axe was still a foreign object in his

Execution Style :)
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

Executive Summary For Business Intelligence And Analytics
Looking at the huge need of cellular mobile phone devices, pills and cellular solutions we will discuss the benefits, issues, information management problems and recommendations for cellular organization intelligence and research. It may be Apple's iPad or any other identical system on technological innovation website we will see that the whole marketing is only as per client's wish like game enjoying, video getting touching, and watching movies in HD or just looking the world wide web. But seeing at the remarkable use can these devices do anything for the experience of taking, providing or getting organization data? Business clients are getting more excited to know whether they can use their sensible devices for modifying the part of information in customer devices, preparing and forecasting, performance management or take their daily efficient alternatives while on the go. Company Intellect can do all these, they are essential if cell mobile phone devices are to live up to their pro

Executive Order Soon
Biden Says Obama to Use “Executive Action” to Restrict Second Amendment Kurt NimmoPrison Planet.comJanuary 9, 2012 On Wednesday during a press conference with attorney general Eric Holder, vice president Joe Biden said president Obama is considering taking “executive action” to restrict the Second Amendment rights of the American people.

Executive Orders By Bho
Barack Obama (2009–present) No.Title/DescriptionDate signed 13489 Presidential Records 2009-01-21 13490 Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Personnel 2009-01-21 13491 Ensuring Lawful Interrogations 2009-01-22 13492 Review and Disposition of Individuals Detained at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base and Closure of Detention Facilities 2009-01-22 13493 Review of Detention Policy Options 2009-01-22 13494 Economy in Government Contracting 2009-01-30 13495 Nondisplacement of Qualified Workers Under Service Contracts 2009-01-30 13496 Notification of Employee Rights Under Federal Labor Laws (Repealed

Executive Orders Impeachment
Obama’s Anti-Second Amendment Executive Orders May Result in Articles of Impeachment Kurt NimmoInfowars.comJanuary 15, 2013 If Congress will not attack the Second Amendment right of Americans, Obama has promised to do it through unconstitutional executive orders and actions, according to the New York Times.

Executive Sales Position
Executive Sales Position If you love sales and don't like a cap to your income potential then this may be something for you. Powerhouse Payments is located in Valencia, CA our relationship with First Data allows us to offer some of the most flexible payment acceptance options in the industry, allowing merchants around the world access to a variety of point-of-sale (POS) payment solutions to meet their business needs when accepting Visa, MasterCard & Discover. Our compensation plan allows our Sales Executives to get paid what they are worth, so I challenge you to check us out and see if there is a fit for you here in the merchant service industry. Duties and Responsibilities: Account management tasks such as customer follow-ups. Make outbound calls to current and potential clients. Fact finders and conduct research. Provides product and service communication. Maintain and grow a list of clients for new business accounts. Maintain

Exegesis On The Wiccan Rede
All religions began with somebody's sudden flashing insight, enlightenment, a shining vision. Some mystic found the way and the words to share the vision, and, sharing it, attracted followers. The followers may repeat those precise and poetic words about the vision until they congeal into set phrases, fused language, repeated by rote and without understanding. Cliches begin as great wisdom - that's why they spread so fast - and end as ritual phrases, heard but not understood. Living spirituality so easily hardens to boring religious routine, maintained through guilt and fear, or habit and social opportunism - any reason but joy. We come to the Craft with a first generation's joy of discovery, and a first generation's memory of bored hours of routine worship in our childhood. Because we have known the difference, it is our particular challenge to find or make ways to keep the Craft a living, real experience for our grandchildren and for the students of our students. I think the best

An Exercise Lol
Not for the Shallow Minded SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS Somewhere upon pretty earth Reaching carefully about, Lady is finding reaction As Goodness is loving. Igniting selfless tremors Inflamed calculation Enlightenment xrayed Proof indisputable arrives. LIfe is determinate over Compulsive idiocy, Outsiders understand squat. You try it!!!!! Wind all Christa © Copyright 2003 Amawitch-granny witch

Exerpt...thoughts Of Sylvia Jacob(main Character)
Waking up in the middle of the night, as I have done now; is just something that happens. I’ve become accustomed to pretty much eating sleeping pills just to get three hours of rest. If that’s what you want to call it anyway. They use to work when I first began to take them. Then I would wake continuously through the night. A quick trip to the shrink fixed that problem for a while. My prescription went from 100 mgs of Serequal to 200 and quickly to 6. That being just one of the many meds I’d been put on over the years. At present time along with the Serequal; I also am prescribed WelbutrinXL (depression), Zoloft (depression), and Lamictal (this was to cover the many bouts of self mutilation and the annoyance of occurring obsessions I’d have). In person I was absolutely fabulous I guess one would say if having to describe me. But I and my Doctors defiantly knew different. On paper by government standards; I was absolutely certifiable to say the least. I could pretty much deal with

Exercise Can Be Painful!!
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Exercise: Create New Changes
Now is the time to take your list of things that are wrong with you and turn them into positive affirmations. Or you can list all the changes you want to make and have and do. Then select three from this list and turn them into positive affirmations. Just suppose your negative list was something like this: My life is a mess. I should lose weight. Nobody loves me. I want to move. I hate my job. I should get organized. I don't do enough. I'm not good enough. You can then turn them around to something like this: I am willing to release the pattern in me that created these conditions. I am in the process of positive changes. I have a happy, slender body. I experience love wherever I go. I have the perfect living space. I now create a wonderful new job. I am now very well organized. I appreciate all that I do. I love and approve of myself. I trust the process of life to bring me my highest good. I deserve the best, and I accept it now. Out of this group

Exercise!
Exercise Routine New exercise routine. If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. That's enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer.

Exercise
Just a reminder to get back in shape after the holiday season... The Holidays are behind us, with constant invitations to eat too much, drink too much, and not enough exercise . To help get those extra pounds away, the ACPA* recommends the following safe and sane routine. Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program! SCROLL DOWN... NOW SCROLL UP.. That's enough for the first day. Great job. Have a Beer ... Want some chips?

Exerpts From A Dog's And A Cat's Diaries.
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m. Wow! A car ride! This is a blast! 9:40 a.m. A walk in the park! Ate some crap...Delicious! 10:30 a.m. Getting rubbed and petted! I'm in love! 12:00 p.m. Lunch! Yummy! 1:00 p.m. Playing in the yard! I just love it! 3:00 p.m. Staring adoringly at my masters...they're the best! I'll wag my tail in joy. 4:00 p.m. Hooray! The kids are home! I'm bouncing off the walls! 5:00 p.m. Milkbones! Great! 7:00 p.m. Get to play ball! This is too good to be true! 8:00 p.m. Wow! Watching TV with my master! Heavenly! 11:00 p.m. Sleeping at the bottom of my master's bed! Life is soooooooo great! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY: Day 683 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I ne

Exercise
I don't believe that when you exercise you gain or lose more muscle. I think you just have to teach your body to remember of how it used to be strong. The pain after a good day of lifting is like when you get a headache after getting too much material at school. Nothing feels better than a really good lifting body soreness though.

Exercise For Seniors...too Funny!!
( I came across these simple exercises for older people recently and thought I should share them with you. The article suggested doing them three times a week.) 1. Stand on a comfortable surface, with plenty of room at each side. With a 2kg potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides. Hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. 2. Each day, hold this position for just a bit longer. After 2 weeks, move up to 5kg potato sacks. After a further 2 weeks, use 25kg potato sacks and then eventually try to lift a 50kg potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm now at this level, by the way.) 3. When you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each sack. LOL!! Tc n peace..Boo xo

Exercises
Awww yea dont even start with the "you dont need to exercise" hehehe *poke* I do.. Im seriously out of shape and I really want to tone up. I have alot of flub and I'm what 24.. soon I will be 30. Soo if I've always wanted that smooth toned up body nows the time! So yea lets hope I can stick with this! I cut out exercises to do on my own that I will stick up on a piece of cardboard so its easy to look at and make out some rountines and I got a video to do. I want to buy a couple more. I want to make this as fun as possible. Any suggestions?? On diet, or excises to do, videos to look into??? A partner lol! Its soo much more fun with someone but *sigh* that wont happen unless we do it on cam... that would be too funny. Ahh anyways I'm just rambling now. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!

Exercising
I've gained several pounds in the last 6 or 7 months so I got permission from my doctor to join a fitness club to start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for people over 50.I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for more than an hour. But by the time I got my tights on the class was over....so I think I'll just try to walk it off.

Exercise In An Apartment Complex
Exercise in an Apartment Complex by keithswest © It was the start of a three-day holiday weekend, late Friday afternoon. With many people already gone, the nicely furnished and equipped exercise room of the apartment complex was empty except for one man who was moving weights. Don rented a small one bedroom apartment but its size was ample for a single divorced man whose work required him to travel often. His divorce was finalized about two years ago. In a few minutes, a slightly younger woman entered the exercise room. "Good to see you, Don. Thanks for the telephone call indicating that you would be exercising." "Certainly good to see you again, Pam." They talked briefly before she started to use the treadmill. Pamela rented a two bedroom apartment unit that even had a fireplace -- one that used electricity to provide the illusion of an actual fireplace. Her work was in an office. She had been divorced for just over one year. They had seen each other from previou

Exercising Your Brain
Beauty of Math! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 88 98 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 1 11 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 12321 1111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 "Too often we give children answers to remember rather than p

Exercise For Older Adults!
Exercise for Older Adults! Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

Exercise ^.^
Silence ad reigned for a fortnight it seemed. No phone call, no messages, nothing but unadulterated quiet. Amidst her chores one afternoon, she hears a faint buzzing emmitting from her bed. She goes to see her cell lighting up..."one new txt" it blinked. She opens her phone & sees it's from HIM, her, well, anyway he doesn't have a title, but never the less he's something special. "You should come over" it says. Four little words, so simplein meaning, yet they set her senses off the charts. He owned her in this way. His charm came through in everything he did. Unfortunately, she knew he owned a lot of women in this way. He was a fox, he could command the attention of any woman with his gaze, his touch sent shivers up and down their bodies. He knew the power he had, he knew hot to make a woman feel wanted, and then, just as she begins to relax, he moves on, getting bored as it were, to his next "interest". Never hesitating to consider the hearts he captures, and shatters.

An Exercise On Breasts
An exercise on breasts by LateNiteFantay© Big beautiful breasts bouncing up and down Soft supple sacks swaying as she walks Gorgeous golden globes going all about Terrific titanic tits tantalizing me Monstrous mama milkers moving as she talks. Fabulous full fun bags floating in her bra Lovely luscious lactateors leaning in towards my face Juicy jiggling jugs jumping out of her blouse Seductive sensitive sweater-puppies sticking out in the cold

An Exercize In Writing Something "happy" For A Change....
scratch that, let me start smaller, how about "An exercize in writing something more sincere" i sit and i smoke i smoke and i write a stuffed toy dog hangs, by his head, most of his feet missing and his neck strung out like a slinky on a "chicken wire" fence in what they use to call the Atrium a neighbor across the street is screaming "Oh My God, OH MY gOD!" half dressed in his living room pacing. a black cat friend of mine peers over my shoulder apparently the only one interested in anything i ever write what i usually perceive as quite miserable surroundings in the heat of the noon day sun, seems quiet and peaceful this evening a breeze rattles leaves in the trees as a cool gust sweeps over me. i like to spend hours on the roof on nights like tonight not much light for writing, but comfortable peace and silence with exception of some neighbors. like the sort of silence where visions ideas and dreams trans

An Exercise In Self
Seeking Advice From Yourself Since we probably know ourselves better than anyone else does, then we may very well be the best person to ask for advice when we are in a quandary. One interesting exercise is to try asking for advice from your past and future selves. There is the younger self that you used to be and the older, more mature self that you will become. You can gain a different perspective when you view present situations through your younger self’s eyes or your mature self’s more experienced point of view. Perhaps, your younger self would view a current dilemma in a more innocent, less cynical way. Likewise, your older, hopefully wiser, self may offer advice from a more compassionate, experienced perspective. Think back to how you viewed the world when you were younger. What were your thoughts on happiness, love, and injustice? Think about how you would have reacted to a dilemma you are currently facing. The perspective may shed a different light on relationships, money

Exercise For People Over 50
Subject: FW: Exercise for over 50 year olds. I guarantee this works. > > > > >> > > >> > > >>Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have > plenty of > > >>room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend > your > > >>arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as > you > > >>can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. > > >> > > >>Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a > bit > > >>longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. > > >> > > >>Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to > where you > > >>can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms > straight > > >>for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.) > > >> > > >> > > > >>After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each > bag.

Exerpt From Paper On Justin And Nationals
Britt sixth at Nationals Author: Clint Smith; For the Daily Record Date: April 12, 2009 Publication: Lebanon Daily Record, The (MO) VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Lebanon High School wrestler and blue-chip football recruit, Justin Britt, put a huge exclamation point on an already unprecedented high school wrestling career, earning All-American status and placing sixth in the nation at the 20th annual National High School Wrestling Championships in Virginia Beach, VA. Official Weigh-ins were Apr. 2 and featured 64 of the nation's best high school heavyweight wrestlers. Britt weighed-in at 273 pounds

Exercising And Knowing My Limitations Here
I went and played basketball today for about 30 minutes today down @ a local recreation park just down the road from me here and I first started out, my shots weren't going in, kind of frustrated me even though I was there with my girlfriend who was shagging balls that got away from me but then I started making some shots, which was pretty cool and I'll keep working on that as well as working on my stamina because I can safely say I am not in the same shape nor have I ever been in really good shape even though I am 5'9" or 5'10" and 178 lbs here and physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy. Once I was done the muscles and tendons on the inside of my thighs starting tightening up and cramping here, so I may make a sacrifice and stop drinking something that willl dehydrate you like no tomorrow and that's Mountain Dew and just drink Gatorade or G2 or water because if I'm gonna keep cramping or tightening up muscle wise there has to be a way to keep hydrated for one and two then I can sto

Exercising Flexibility
Mind Stretching Flexibility is the capacity to bend without breaking, as well as a continual willingness to change or be changed in order to accommodate new circumstances. People with flexible minds are open to shifting their course when necessary or useful; they are not overly attached to things going the way they had planned. This enables them to take advantage of opportunities that a more rigid person would miss out on. It can also make life a lot more fun. When we are flexible, we allow for situations we could not have planned, and so the world continues to surprise and delight us. Since reality is in a constant state of flux, it doesn’t make sense to be rigid or to cling to any one idea of what is happening or what is going to happen. We are more in tune with reality when we are flexible. Being in tune enables us to adjust to the external environment and other people as they change and grow. When we are rigid or stuck in our ways, instead of adjusting to the world around

Exercise?
1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minuteto your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 70 and we don't know where she is.3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.10. If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.11. And last, but not leas

An Exerpt
Skipping the beginning for personal reasons... Además de felicitaciones, me gustaría decir unas cuantas cosas más a la clase. • Nunca dejen de aprender. Todo la vida, segan aprendiendo • Nunca digan lo siento por hacer su trabajo • Nunca renuncien su integridad Nuestra integridad es todo lo que tenemos. Nuestra integridad es lo que defiende el honor del Servicio. Sin integridad, no tenemos nada. La verdadera prueba de la integridad es su negancia a ponerse en peligro. Nada, absolutamente nada, en este trabajo vale su vida. Llege a casa, cada día, sin excepciones. En cuanto a esto, hay otra cosa en que pensar. Con este trabajo llegara peligro. Es la verdad, podemos morir en el trabajo, pero esto es cierto en toda la vida y no podemos tener miedo de vivir nuestras vidas. No le tengan miedo a la vida, el fin de la vida viene y no puede ser evitado. Clase, Tenga valor en lo que haces. Séan furetes y poderosas fuerzas no vistas vendrán a su auxilio. y cierr

An Exerpt , Translated.
Besides congratulations, I would like to say a few more things to the class. -Never stop learning. All of your life, keep learning. -Never say you are sorry for doing your job -Never give up your integrity Our integrity is all we have. Our integrity is what upholds the honor of the service. Without integrity, we have nothing.The true test of your integrity is its refusal to ever be compromised. Nothing, absolutely nothing in this job is worth your life. Go home, every day, without exception. Concerning this, there is one other thing to think about. With this job, danger is out there coming for you. It is the truth that you could die in this job, but this is true for all of life, and we cannot fear to live our lives. Do not be afraid to live, for the end of life comes for all of us, and that is something we cannot avoid. Be courageous in all that you do. Be brave, and mighty unseen forces will come to your aid. And closing: Honor For life! Fin!

4 Exercises To Sharpen Your Brain
4 Exercises to Sharpen Your BrainBy Dr. Maoshing Ni - Posted on Fri, Jun 19, 2009, 1:12 pm PDT Dr. Mao's Secrets of Longevity by Dr. Maoshing Ni a Yahoo! Health Expert for Alternative Medicine Visit Alternative Medicine Home » More By This Expert 4 Exercises to Sharpen Your Brain8 Commonly Used Herbs and their Healing Properties5 Secrets to Preserve Your Eyesight All Blog Posts Did you find this helpful? Rate this blog entry: Sign in to rate!Sign in to rate!thumbs up thumbs down 95% of users found this article helpful. Think of your brain as a muscle: It gets stronger with exercise. Your everyday mental tasks are like walking, but how about a real workout? Try these simple exercises to boost your brain power and clear away the fog of forgetfulness. 1. Use your non-dominant hand Tackling new tasks improves brain capacity in younger people and has a restorative effect on mental faculties that are declining. Boost your brain power right now by performing everyday acti

Exercise For People Over 50
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50:Begin with a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand . (I'm at this level.)After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Exes May Be Crazy, But Then Again So Is Middle School....( This Can Be True)
Pack up your things, And kiss Mommy goodbye. Run as fast as you can, No time to explain why. Your ex has gone mad. He's one love-sick puppy. But he scares you so much Its not even funny. Try to break up with him, But it just wont work. He says "TOGETHER FOREVER" 'Cuz he's a phyco freak jerk! If he cannot have you, Then nobody will. When you see him running after you, You cry with a shrill. You run faster and faster, But now it's two against one. When you see his tough friend, You think your game is done. Tomorrow at school, Will be a living hell. He'll be glaring at you, His friends will as well. At drama club he'll stalk you. So stay distracted by your friends. Because they will protect you Until the bitter end. Once you get home, don't take any chances and be sure to put up a decoy away message. This is crazy, I know. But don't worry dear. No one will remember by the end of the year. Because middle school drama Is nothing to fear.

Exes That Cant Get It That Its Over!!
i didnt think there was people this fucking stupid but apearently i was proven wrong. how can u have the odasity to call and ex's friend who was only asscociating with u cuz u were with there friend let alone call ur ex like ur there best friend or some shit.GET IT THRU UR HEAD... ITS OVER he does not give a flying fuck about u let alone ur p.o.s yellow car that someone smashed into the back end of. THERE IS A REASON y yinz havnt talked... AND WONT EVER TALK AGAIN.. so just lose the numbers and leave us and OUR friends alone no one wants shit to do with u!!

Exes
Did you ever look back on some of the people you have dated and just wonder "what the fuck was I thinking?" I was just thinking about the few guys that I've been in "relationships" with and all I can do is just laugh and wonder WTF? I could also just kick myself for wasting my time with these idiots and I can't for the life of me figure out what attracted me to some of them. Oh well. It's been a whole year and half since my last relationship, so obviously I am being more precautious, or picky ;)

Exes Suck
5-2-2005 Baby, It's been a beautiful 2 years since I've been blessed to have you in my life. You've taught me things about you and even myself. You brought light and joy to every day I seen you. I wouldn't take back a breath, a smile,a tear, or a laugh. If given the chance I'd do it all again. I was searching for something to fill me, to make me whole. And for a short lived amount of time, you granted me that. Given, it hurts like hell now, it was worth every second. I wish we would never have argued anbout anything, large or small, because with each sevond I wasted arguing with you ,I could have been holding you and kissing you. I'll take all of these memories with me. Remember me. That's the one thing that I ask of you. Remember me. It's the easiest way to deal with the circumstances., since it's inevitable to avoid one another, we have to find an easier way to ease the pain. So let's smile when we cross paths. Let's laugh when we talk on the ph

Exes Are Bitches.
Today's one of those days I think. Where I think. Get emotional. I'm also sobering up so...know how that goes. Unless of course you got a little TOO wasted, then sobering up is a bitch. So with all the changing I've done over the past year and a half since I became a single person, I'm thinking I want to list some facts about the kind of person I am. Not nessecarily for anyone but me, unless you're just wanting to fill your head with useless knowledge about me. Believe it or not (especially due to my profile pic) I am a GOOD girl. Old fashioned. Talking about sex embarrasses the shit out of me. I can text or email some good stuff, but the words leaving my mouth DOES NOT happen.* *I have been known to talk a little dirty when having s*x d***y st**e. Like..."f*** me and call me a dirty slut." LOL LOL LOL!!!! I no longer eat breakfast. I paint my toenails constantly but I despise painting my fingernails and rarely do unless I have something special going on. Despite m

Exes!!!!!!
You know the saying There is a reason Exes are Exes... Well... Mine just showed me why it's great to be his ex! It's even worse when you have children because it's not U who gets hurt but the children always in the end. Why do exhusbands always feel that the best way to hurt the ex-wife is through the kids? I'm not hurt for myself but more for my kids. They are the ones who have to deal with it. They are the ones who cry out for a father and always denied. I love this line when it comes to child support from an ex. U will never see a Dime of my money... Okay.. fine.. I won't... but then again who does it hurt.. not me.. the kids.. they are the ones who have to go without that little bit extra..maybe one month it's that dinner or maybe it's that birthday present that they really want and never get because well, the money isn't there. I don't know how many times I have had to tell my kids NO, because the money is just enough to cover the bills. I have had to cut my boy's hair for

Exes Are Mature
its silly how they block people just so they can feel like they have gotten the last word in. like its going to make any of the bad things they did better.jesse everyone knows what you did and your still an asshole and im still a bitch.one day your just going to have to face it

Exes
So, my ex Dimitry has contacted me, and we are talkin on yahoo. I was with him for almost 3 yrs, we planned on gettin married, have kids, etc. Well, he is now, only not to me and not with me, ofcourse. Well, I totally forgot why I used to get into fights with him every day, until...now I am curious about his life now, but the shit he says just fuckin boils my blood. From him talking shit about my homecity -he is from St Petersburg-huge rivalry there, to bein a Jew hater (go figure). I dont get it, he was the one to contact me, and now he is majorly pissin me off.

Ex-evanescence News
"Three founding members of goth-rock group EVANESCENCE have been dealt a blow after forming a new band with ex-AMERICAN IDOL star CARLY SMITHSON - they've nabbed another band's name. Ben Moody announced plans for his new group The Fallen earlier this month (Jun09) and now the band's label bosses have been hit with a cease and desist notice from the managers of another act already calling themselves The Fallen. Alfadog Music executives fired off the legal missive to Skh Music bosses on Friday (19Jun09), insisting Moody and Smithson's band had to come up with another name. The original The Fallen, who formed in 2005, posted a message to fans of their website, stating, "We are truly sorry for the confusion that stemmed from an unexpected announcement from Skh Music." Ironically, the band has just released its second album, Between The Angels And The Deep Dark Sky." (contactmusic.com)

Ex Factor Ready To Go!
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Ex-falls, Ont., Soldier Killed In Afghanistan
http://www.buffalonews.com/graphics/2006/10/05/1005mitchell.jpg A former Niagara Falls, Ont., resident who was Killed Tuesday in Afghanistan is the 40th Canadian soldier to die there since 2002. Cpl. Robert Mitchell, 32, married with three young children, moved to Owen Sound, Ont., after being raised in Niagara Falls but returned there to live for a short time before enlisting in the Canadian Armed Forces. His father-in-law, Gary Hass of Fort Erie, said Mitchell attended Ontario's Niagara College for a while, but his ambition was to become a soldier. "He was dedicated to his family and dedicated to his military career," Hass told the Niagara Falls, Ont., Review. Hass said the family would have no comment for the media at this time. "We can only take things one day at a time," he said. Mitchell's wife, Leanne, and the couple's three children, ages 5, 3, and 2, recently moved into a new house near the Petawawa, Ont., Canadian Forces Base, about 175 miles northeast of To

The Ex Factor
Yah know, a lot of women don't know how to deal with their exes. Even when we think we have made a clean break, something happens that makes us so angry that we wonder why we even dealt with them in the first damn place. It's at this point that we really try and figure if the dick was so good that it was worth the trouble and in many cases the answer is no, we stayed for some reason but for another reason they are exes. Sometimes we even consider if jail time is worth the heartache that we sustained during or after the relationship. I know many a woman who has asked one of her girls for a reminder as to why she lets that sorry ass man continue to breathe. The answer is usually that is murder is illegal and goodness he's not worth all that, we think he's on our nerves NOW....LOL. Evaluating some of the conversations I've had with the girls, I've come up with a few little things that may help you through the time when the ex acts up. Just small things you can do to get thro

The Ex Factor!!!
Why is it that some people just cant get over themselves?? And then have to make everyone else around then miserable too. I have a friend who's ex has gone completely off her damn rocker. She blames everyone including me for their brake up since she's to blonde and stupid to see the real truth!!! It just pisses me off,,she cant even say how she feels about me to me she has to be a little middle schooler and tell everyone else and in reture I get to hear it from them. It just needs to stop because if it doesnt then here soon someone is going to get hurt and its not ganna be me or my friend or miss psycho bitch its ganna be her daughter. I have had enough its time to be adults.

The Ex Files
After dating someone for two and a half years, you learn a lot about them . Especially if you lived with them. Aaron always seems so perfect to me. Born in March 1982, he stands five feet and ten inches tall with brown hair and black, curly hair. He’s athletic built, weighing about 175 pounds. He always did seem to fit just right in my arms. But over time, new habits formed and a new attitude developed. Looking back on it now, I wonder how we ever managed to stay together so long. I use to think Aaron was absolute. For the longest time he could do no wrong in my eyes. By now though, I slowly see plenty of things that make me take a step back and do a double take. For example, I never knew it could take a man an hour to get ready to go to Wal-Mart. That hour includes a lengthy, boiling hot shower ( that uses up all the hot water by the way), getting his hair fixed and going through quite a few outfits. I never understood quite the reason why he fixed his hair up. He always wore a bea

Ex-fiance
Its been 4 months since me an him split. I still think about him all the time. I loved him an still do. When someone catches your heart its hard to let go. I want so much to be with him. But I cant go back to nothing. We had a hard time trying to get were we wanted were we lived at. It sucked because we both wanted much more than what we had. The only thing stopping him was that he didnt want to get a job an all he wanted to do was smoke pot. I really wanted it to work. But i had to get away because he didnt seem to care at all that he was getting no where. I know i shouldnt have done it but i made him choose between weed an me an he choose weed. So maybe im not all in the wrong but maybe i shoulda let him be him an waste his life. Either way it goes loves sucks an someones always going to get hurt.

The Ex Files!!! A Little Reminder Why They Are The Ex!!!!!
Do you really want your ex back? I can think of so many reasons why I wouldn't want my ex back, and why you shouldn't neccessarily want your ex back - Not everyone wants to get back together with their ex! The reality is though, the ending of a relationship can still be painful, even when want to stay out of the relationship. But what do you say when your friends ask you if you'd want your ex back? Or how do you actually convince your heart that you don't want them back, after all the history you have together? Here's some ideas! ...I don't want my ex back because: * That relationship really made me realise what I don't want in my life! * Everything they ever said was a lie. * They were cheating on me the entire time! * Why would I want to be with a person who doesn't love me as much as I love them? * Ex = O V E R * They're an EX for a reason - And I remember that reason! * I coudn't trust him/her to walk across the road alone without trying to cheat on me. * I would rather

The Ex From Hell....
you make me angry with one little word you make me cry or havent you heard i cant stand to be near you or even say hello the punches dont hurt now or didnt you know your words were like knives driven straight to my heart im so glad your not here now and that we're apart you killed me softly that night in your daze but my eyes became opened they got rid of thier haze the rose coloured glasses were smashed to the floor with fisticuffs a plenty i headed for that door i sat in bath that quickly filled with blood a broken shell crying all alone in that tub i became stronger that night more than you could ever know i hardened my heart to you no love will ever show forgivness wont come to a person like you your no better than an animal trapped in a zoo i closed myself off from the rest of the place to get much needed healing to forget my bloodied face i came back with a new look at how things should be you will never again be with someone like me a doo

Ex Gf
So ever since i broke up with my ex she's been having trouble letting go. Then she started Cyber stalking me. I blocked the profile that she had on here after she left comments on my page and on the pages of my family. Recently 've been getting checked out by another profile. There's no pic on it other than a beach And the list of hobbies she has matches my ex so i believe it's her. This is a warning to my friends, fans, and family. Be careful of a profile named delious1 or something like that.

Ex-gf Drama!
yes, i am single again. add another car to the trainwreck of my relationship history. this is one for the ages. -------------------------------------------- so i go to a hotel party with my girlfriend. it was in a hotel-apartment. like a hotel room designed for week and monthlong stays. full kitchen, etc. so i grab my 3 best friends, buy some booze, go to the hotel, and start drinking. her friends are there, and i'm supposed to be socializing, but i prefer to slam brews with my friends than interact with townies. so i get pretty drunk after a few shots and some beer pong. So the song "smack that" by akon comes up. this is a song about smacking girls on the ass. i look over, and there's my girlfriend, grinding on some local loser, getting her ass slapped by like 4 guys. this makes me uncomfortable, and she knows this, but she does it anyway. my girlfriend's best friend walks by, and i playfully smack her ass. BIG MISTAKE. ------------------------------ here,

Ex Gf Code
1.You walked away...so that gives me the right to do what i want,when i want,with whom i want 2. If you replace me,i get to hate you more than i did at the beginning of our break up 3.Dont tell me how important your new girl is to you...because i was just as important if not more at one time 4.Dont treat me like shit if you said "I Love You" at one point in time 5.I was the most important person to you at one point in time,so dont act like i never meant anything to you 6.I get to HATE you for what you done 7.I am allowed to be crazy and wild YOU broke me 8.I am allowed to make fun of you,you did fuck with my heart,feelings,and mind 9.I may miss certain parts/things about you ,but just because i miss some things doesnt mean i want you back so dont flatter yourself 10.Dont talk shit because you know i wont believe it,i know things about you,your not much better These are your rights= 1.You are not allowed to tell me when i am being a bitch or a brat