A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the
> following question:
> 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
> how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael
> said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
> saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
> would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
> to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
> not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
> little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
> manners?' Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
> a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
> hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
> The teacher fainted...