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A Sexy Lady Needs Someone To Show Some Love
HEY EVERYBODY IT'S MONDAY I KNOW UGH!! BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP, I AM IN A CONTEST TO BECOME BIKER MODEL FOR V-TWIN GIRLS. ALL I NEED U TO DO IS GO TO THEIR WEBSITE www.v-twingirls.com ENTER AND GO TO MEET OUR NEW BIKER BABE, VIEW MY PIX AND THEN FILL OUT THE COMMENT BOX AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT U THINK OF MY PIX AND IF U THINK THAT I SHOULD BE A V-TWIN GIRL!! PLEASE HELP ME AND IF U DONT MIND PLEASE ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP TOO!!! THANKS A BUNCH. LOTS OF HUGS TO ALL!!!!!
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And Yet... A Poem.
----- and Yet ----- she turns to Him, in night-smitten cold, and looks into His, those eyes so old, the things they've seen, Eternity, As Witnessed by a Soul not free, to move upon this fickle world, it's ramparts with their flags unfurled, in places where mans' blood is spilled, She ponders, as she looks at Him, whose Life has Seen Hope Rise and dim, whose Journey still is not yet done, nor will be with this passing sun, He has walked, yes, even Loved, the frail mortals His Soul Moved, For tho He sees within HimSelf, His bane is yet to doubt the Wealth, and so she shows Him yet again, His Love and Journey Not in Vain, For traveling on the Cosmic Wheel, His Soul, Immortal, Now, Doth Feel. ^Uyraell^ 2/05/2007, Feb, 5th.
Epitaph By Kirlian Camera
The wall on which the prophets wrote Is cracking at the seams. Upon the instruments of death The sunlight brightly gleams. When every man is torn apart With nightmares and with dreams, Will no one lay the laurel wreath As silence drowns the screams. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Between the iron gates of fate, The seeds of time were sown, And watered by the deeds of those Who know and who are known; Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules. The fate of all mankind I see Is in the hands of fools. Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. I am listening to this song and I'm weeping today...
It's One Of Those Days....
Myspace Glitters
Gosh I'm Intimidating...
my improv skills suck...but at least i end up with fabulously ridiculous material. hahahaha
Life
Life is good. Being on Cherrytap is awesome. I love my boyfriend. I just got a job. My modeling is going great. What else could I want? (a cherryblast... anyone want to buy me one?)
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Salute
I got one approved ! woohooo! finally.. yeah I was lazy.. lol oh yeah.. Go colts! lol
Decisions About Myspace.
I ended up making a myspace page simply for the younger family memebers in my life, but not sure if I want to connect to them the fact that there aunt is a very hedonistic woman.. Hell I just took off the my space page that I was bi, simply because that is not a disscusion I wish to have with my teenage neices and nephews-- not afriad to, don't want there parents to yell at me for corrupting them. They haven't kept in contact with me, so am thinking about just deleating it. Except I have fun snarking folks on it. Doesn't that sound like a fun past time? Rather hang out here and see what else happens.
First Blog
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Newness
so i dont even know if im doing this the right way, BUT...i just made one of these pages (thanks to my wonderful mikeymisery
Let's Pretend
lets pretend... A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At around 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow, that's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good", she replied. "Get your ownblanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
Lips Of Love
fullness inviting, so deeply sensual tempting as the most lascivious sin my mother warned me of shall i deny desire of my eyes and forbid a lingering gaze at lips that have uttered poetry to set the elements on fire? should i look away demurely and pretend i don’t crave a taste to discover if they are as heavenly as the angelfood-cake words you pen? should i lie to myself and wait forever for a kiss from the lips of love?
Irk
Holy bran flavoured muffins! it's minus 32 degress celcius right now where i is living. that sucks.
Men In Jenral
well how do i start guys are like animals if u cant train them throw them out!!!
Faith ????? Hahahaha
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Do Da Damn Thang! My Sis Needs Help.
Hey my friends, family and fans: I'm in Boo Boo's MOST LOVED CHERRYTAPPER contest. Please can you bomb the heck outta me, I would love to win this I don't enter many contests but this one I was nominated.. Thank you to who nominated me that was sweet of you. Thank you all Mad Love Maniacal Bliss Steph
Rating
I ran out of comments last night and haven't gotten them back yet so I've been studying for a test in business communication tonight. I know I'll have some catching up to do. Wish me luck on the test. See ya later tonight. Eddy
Cute Isnt He?
Three Poems I Wrote Today...
Burn Burn Burn burn woe is me screaming into the night into my pillow screaming screaming sometimes I'd rather be dead. Screaming till my voice is gone screaming screaming can't you feel my heart break screaming screaming no one can hear me maybe I'll never be ok again. Burn burn woe is me fearful of the impending journey knowing what must be done too afraid to let go of all I know. Burn burn scream scream can't anyone else hear me maybe I'll wait and watch the snow as I search for the courage to let him go. Barren Soul Barren soul, lost again Don't even know where I begin. Engulfed but exposed so many secrets nobody knows The shoe has dropped and I'm alone till the next time he comes and goes I'll let him back in Because there's a pain inside me that only he knows If I let him go and walk away There will be no refuge No place for my head to lay. Heart is broken, never to mend Soul has been beat down Body is bruised and broke
A Hundred Bucks
A hundred bucks : Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
When Women Drink
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” Is truly the sexiest dance move ever. 3. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someones ass and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a Homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We drop our 3:00 am. Burrito on the floor (which we’re eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it 6. We start crying and telling everyone that we love them sooooo much 7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song!” 8. We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us 9. The man we’re flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes s
Cyber
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens, We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters ...and to those we can trust. Even though it sounds crazy...the truth still remains, Most of my "friends" have no
Review - The Superbowl
SO it came, so it went. Nothing new, Nothing exciting. Just another game, just 2 decent teams. No local interest, Who really cares. Its so they say, Try Try Again, For next year, Patriots will win!!
Malachi 3:3
Malachi 3:3 says: "He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver." This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God. One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says: "He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver." She asked the silversmith if it was true that he ha
Back From The Hill
Well this was not my weekend, lol. I lost it all, but i had a blast doing it! I played some slots and some blackjack, there were some awesome moments at the blackjack table. There was this guy that sat down next to me, his name was Dale, and he kept calling the cards it was amazing, and i don't mean like counting or something, but he'd be like "Dealer is going to have a 6" and BAM! sure enough the dealer flipped a 6, and he kept doing that, it was pretty cool. he helped most of the table win, lol. Also this reminds me of a Vegas story i might as well share here instead of making it's own blog... When I turned 21 my family took my to vegas so I could gamble for the first time ever in a casino. So of course back then I mainly liked blackjack, so I took my $100 and went to a table. I bet $15 on my first hand and i got delt a pair of 10's, I was like "SWEET". Then I said I wanted to split them, and everyone at the table kept telling me "No, you don't split ten's are you nuts?
Contest
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Got Good News
Well Mark just called me and told me how the surgary went she's going to be fine!!!!! She's comming HOME WENSDAY!!!!!! So that is like the bes news i've heard all day long. Thanks for everyones preys. Love Keystone :)
Letter From Heaven
this is beautiful, try not to cry.... She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
I Got The Truth
i got the fucking truth and i dont want to believe it; i seen it for myself i wish things would just go back to the way they were! this fucking sucks i cant believe i was decieved like this. if you dont know what im talking about. my bf i got on his site thru my friend and i just seen pics of him with a girl and vise versa and i dont want to believe it and she is prego and naming the child what me and him chose to name ours if we ever had any.. i dont even know what to do or think im fucking crying up a storm right now because ive been so stupid and let this happen. who would think that someone that you gave everything to, a place to live, clothes, phones, psp, games, new pc desk n chair, everything would just walk on your back like this im done with guys i dont even care anymore what happens to me.. im gonna end up going back to cutting and i dont want to bujt there is nothing else for me he was my life but he dont know that i know this.... it tears me up inside
Dictionary 4 Womens Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Despera
Time Again For "im's With Idiots"
I'm offline for about 3 days because of illness and this is what greets me this morning....as usual the conversation is untouched (so forgive my typos..I'm still working on my first cup of coffee),I have changed names and my comments are in blue. weirdo: hi weirdo: may i ask u something Oh boy it's monday! me: sure weirdo: suppose u are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would u do? ....why me? me: probably chop it off me: or burn it with my ciggarett...that would be funny me: any other questions? that should shut him up weirdo: ouch any warning before u burned his unsuspecting penis me: no...if you go sticking your willy in strange holes it's your own problem weirdo: i like the way u think weirdo: youd only graze him right nothing too serious? me: um....my first response was chop it off....do you think i would be kind? ...alright buddy, you just became my next
A Few Cringe Worthy Moments
FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinoiswas examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PINGPONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stonymass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!! The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock)! causing constipation and pain. Un
Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?
"why do boys fall in love with girls?" (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after
They Walk Among Us!
I handed the coupon to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "Buy one-get one free". "They are already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. =================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk among us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ==================== I used to work in tec
People Sux
now i guess everyones a colts fan since the bears lost.........
Easier To Run
It's easier to run Replacing this pain with something numb It's so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone Something has been taken from deep inside of me A secret I've kept locked away No one can ever see Wounds so deep they never show They never go away Like moving pictures in my head For years and years they've played If I could change I would Take back the pain I would Retrace every wrong move that I made I would If I could Stand up and take the blame I would If I could take all the shame to the grave I would If I could change I would Take back the pain I would Retrace every wrong move that I made I would If I could Stand up and take the blame I would If I could take all the shame to the grave It's easier to run Replacing this pain with something numb It's so much easier to go Than face all this pain here all alone Sometimes I remember The darkness of my past Bringing back these memories I wish I d
Holla Lemme Know
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV
Beauty
Love enhances beauty it makes one glow and all the emotions and satisfaction is shown on the outside.
The Outcast
Cold and hard like Winter steel, Tempered by a planet sunken, sallow, Oh jaded, wasted youth, they tsk, Knowing eyes rolling in bovine heads As they down their shots of Apathy - with just a splash of Fear. Pools of liquid night, her eyes Swallow the light, the false platitudes. Beneath the din and clamor of the quickening World, Spirits call weakly to her assailed ears, Entreating, weeping. Her hands tied by a world that will not listen, She cries in silence perfect, deep. Slipping sleeping through Reality's cracks, She comforts forgotten angels Who, keening, claw at blackened, twisted wings. Oh irony! She must escape her body To truly feel, to be felt - To hear the rough and raw tattoo Of the drums that keep the Universal Beat. Shedding flesh and bone and blood - The shrieking, clutching, burning World, She slips, ethereal, mysterious, Darkly glittering and soft To realms apart - Outcast no more.
The Pending Wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
Blog Of Nothingness
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Funny Facts In Life
Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit... but it's still funny. There is no worse feeling than leaving your mobile at home and then returning to no missed calls or messages. There's nothing you could wish for in life that you couldn't buy from a man in a pub. The trick is to find the right man in the right pub. Attention fat people! Diet Coke is not a magic potion. Never go to Wolverhampton. It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. People who say "I'm beside myself" are often liars, with the notable exception of time travellers and Siamese twins. Having "juicy" written across your bum does not make it any smaller or more desirable. Under no circumstances should two men ever share the same umbrella. Chips should never cost more than a pound. Practitioners of alternative medicine should be banned from using hospitals. Broken your leg? In unspeakable pain? Have a little faith. Put a crystal on it - you'll be right as rain in no time. Never
Brrrrrr!
I just spent the weekend at Cub Scout wintercamp with my oldest son. The high temp for the day on Saturday was about -5 F! Nonetheless a great time was had by all.
The Southern Survey :)
Southern Survey: 1. Have you ever gone muddin'? HELL YEAH! I ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO GO AT THE WORST TIMES IT SEEMS LOL 2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road? UMM YEAH, MY WHOLE LIFE EXCEPT FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS OUR'S HAS BEEN BLACKTOPPED 3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river? Hell Yeah, a pool is luxery around here...lol! 4. Ever been to a bonfire party? ONE OR TWO 5. Have you ever driven a tractor? YUP 6. Have you ever been on a horse? YUP 7. Ford or Chevy? Ford 8. Kissed someone in a pick up? YUP 9. Whats your favorite country song? HELLO DARLIN-CONWAY 10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road? UMM NO, I LIVE IN KY, BUT NOT THAT STUPID! LMAO 11. Worked / Lived on a farm? YUP 12. Been to a rodeo? NO 13. Do you own cowboy boots? NO 14. Do you have a cowboy hat? NOPE 15. Have you ever said git r done? GET R DONE~ hehehe 16. Country skyline or a city skyline? defenitly country all the way!! 17. Can you
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To The Prez.
Summarized by a friend. Give credit where deseverd. Thanks Justin for the joke ;) A Marine is standing guard as the president walks by with 2 pigs in his arms. The Marine salutes and says "Nice pigs sir", the president replies "They're not pigs, thet're Arkansas razorbacks I got for Hilary and Bill Clinton"...the Marine smiled and said "That's a nice trade sir"
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Anythign Can Happen
BOy I should have know something was going ot happen. My mind wasn't even on Biology this morning and I got off the phone letting my mom know I made it safe and I got out of the van and locked my doors. It wasn't til I was sitting in class IthatI realized I didn't have my keys. After class I called campus security to help me and I waited outside in this cold air for 30 mintues. One thougth kept goign through my head...'God has aplan for everything and He knows things before you do so go with the flow" It didn't help the tears but even the tears helped me. I got on line here Saturday and nearly got caught. Sunday it drove me c razy for wantign to get on here and just talk to people. I don't know what to do or how to act around my husband when I realzied I don't have feeligns for him and my kids are not very happy with him. Well..Other than that Thursday my mom had quest at her neightbours house...two geese. They were just eatign grass and that blessed my heart. Come Friday my
I Am An Enigma.
I don't like tomatoes... but I love tomato sauce. I'm a mystery, baby.
What The World Needs Now
When i heard this song playing on T.V. I knew I had to share the words of this beautiful message... We all need peace and we need to just love one another... This month is the month of love... Love with all your heart and love thoes around you... We are all special in our own ways... Love you... I look around at all the faces and I see All the lonely people looking back at me Rich, poor don't matter we're all the same Everybody's hungry in a different way We're clawin' and climbin' and kickin' and screamin' and fightin' but really What the world needs now is love Love and only love A little help from up above Faith to make a better day Let's come together Lay our differences down Spread it all around That's what the world needs now Sometimes all it takes is just a smile To change somebody's weather Chase the clouds out of their sky Sometimes you gotta give and not receive Sometimes you gotta live what you believe Open your arms cause that's wher
Rude Awakenings.
I woke up three times from nice deep REM sleep to intense hunger. Thank goodness for the first two I had a muffin on my nightstand. The third one involved me getting up and finding something in the kitchen as fast as I could. It's really incredible how hard that hits me. The second wake up was worsened by Ericka's alarm going off and Klunk wanting to play. 5:30am? NO! I do like that I went to bed at 10:30 instead of my usual 1am bullshit. I actually feel like I can do something with my day off now. I have this feeling I may be travelling out to Forestville soon...
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Rh's Sexy Pierced Ladies Contest
TheRH ( Ladies Back Tattoo Contest- Now Open/ Sexy Pierced Ladies Contest- Taking Entri@ CherryTAP RH's Sexy Pierced Ladies Contest Results Updated Nightly At 10PM CST Contestants elexa-2035 kitten-4282 DJ Dreams~[TCS]-799 Mandy-3378 o2snuz ~SNUZZYS GETAWAY-43 skittles-24 evolone2-475 bambamgirl-26 Khali13 * CTK * Hung From The Rafters In The Dungeon-33 ~I dont skinny dip, I chunky dunk~-48 Sad Girl-7277 Bre'Bre-15 Winner will be determined by both comments and average of ratings. Both Voters and Contestants can vote and Comment Bomb. Starts Monday the 5th at 10:00 PM CST Ends Monday the 12st 10:00 PM CST There will be a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winne
We Must Fill The Internet With A Demand For The Release Of The 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes.
We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. In short i
Leatherwing's Lullabye
Something I wrote to sing my son to sleep... Above the treeline, Across the moon, Got no free time; Dawn comes so soon. Echo softly, little one. The friendly nighttime's all around. You'll be sleeping with the sun, For now, you're high above the ground. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Little hunter in the dark, No one hears your lonely cry. Traveler beneath the stars; Silent, flitting by. Your belly full now, morning's come, Painted gold against the sky. Your family waits for you with love In your cave so warm and dry. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Little hunter in the dark, I can hear your lonely cry. Traveler beneath the stars; Silent, flitting by. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over everything. Leatherwing, I hear you sing On through the night now, tiny king, Soaring over every
Life
Sun's comin' up on a Sunday mornin'. I'm lookin' out the window at a beautiful view. Turn on the TV an' somebody's talkin', 'Bout the wrong and the right and the ultimate truth. I listen for a minute but my heart is somewhere else, 'Cause I've got my own convictions but I keep them to myself. When I feel the world around me, How can I not believe? If I'm high up on a mountain, Or down on my knees, It's just between God and me. Secrets I've been holding. Tears cried, nobody else sees. Sometimes I'm alone, But I know there's somebody watching over me. There's so much I'm afraid of an' I'm really not that strong. But there's one place I can go to where all the fear is gone. When I feel the world around me, How can I not believe? If I'm high up on a mountain, Or down on my knees, It's just between God and me. Every picture's painted differently. Every one has got a vision in their mind. That fills the heart with answers, And the missin' piece that we hope t
Untitled Song
You're a faith disease, Divine crisis of soul. In an Age of Lies, You're the Truth I'm told. You're the Angel of Death, You're the bearer of light, You're the render of flesh In the war-torn night. I want to curl up inside you And kiss your blood and bones. You're the one sure thing, You're a shot in the dark, You're the Valley of Death, You're a walk in the park. You're the leather and lace, You're the cruel intent, You're the faith misplaced, You're my time misspent, And when I gather you in, I can catch the scent of your sorrow. Oh let's run away tonight To our cavern on the bad side of town. We can watch our words take flight From our lair deep underground. 'Cause you're a parasite Growing fat inside me, You're a hot wind blowing Through the Sephirothic Tree, And I don't know where This twisted street will lead - To sacrifice or infinity. You're so beautiful to me baby, 'Cause you're dying inside.
Good Way To Start The Week
Another new client signed on today. :) Talked to another that will be ready by the end of the week too. And another is getting final approval from their board next week. Now if every week could be like this!
Seven Deadly Sin Quiz
Seven Deadly Sin Quiz WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with?: the ex 2. What is your weapon of choice?: m16 A2 rifle 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: yes 4. How about of the same sex?: has happened 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: the ex 6. What is your pet peeve?: escalators and bad drivers 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: kinda SLOTH 1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while?: dishes 2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 5pm 3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: my best friend 4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: no idea 5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...?): no 6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: September 2003 7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: 6 GLUTTONY 1. What is your overprice
To All The Women Out There...i'm Sorry!!!!!!!
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit
My Continuing "boiler" Saga
Here it is, the coldest day of the year. Most of the Midwest is in the grip of Jack Frost and he is nipping more than our noses. I woke up this morning to the bustling sounds of my family as they prepared for their day. I found myself laying on Eddie's side of the bed answering questions and playing referee to the 2 most emotional souls in the world. Neither one is the best morning person when they are feeling "rushed". Once the house emptied out and I found myself left to the caress of the silence left in their wake. I worked on some small household projects while I waited for the sounds of the workmen repairing the boiler. I realized the folly of this thinking when the maintenance man knocked on the door toting the new toilet for my bathroom. I let him in and made the obligatory small talk before I broached the subject. Then he actually made that nervous first step onto the thin ice. "Wow, you seem to have it pretty toasty in here Sunny" He looks to me from the corner o
My Fantasy
I have always had the fantasy of being tied to the bed and blindfolded. I haven't found a partner who shares the same desires yet. While tied to the bed, my arms above my head and my legs spread I want my partner to do whatever he wants to me. I want him to tease me, make my moan in anticipation as I feel him run his hands and body all over me. I won't know what he will do next as he plays with me fully, teasing my breasts, my mouth, and between my legs. He will use toys on me while he slips himself into my mouth. So many thing I want to do, now just to find the right person.
New Pics...!
2 in the "just me" folder and several funny ones in "group" folder
Too Funny!
my sister sent this to me saturday. it's an inside joke we have. Milf, Ruby, & obviously my sister, will get this:
Jobs
GOOD PAYING JOBS IN AMERICA? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can
February 05, 2007: Cruiser Spooning
The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows "Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"
Is It Really Love
AS I LAY APON MY BED I ASK MYSELF THIS...WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT AM I THE ONE YOU THINK OF IS IT ME YOU REALLY LOVE...IS IT LOVE YOU FEEL OR LUST...YOU MAY ASK ME WHY I CARE AND THE ONLY ANWSER I CAN BEAR IS BECAUSE YOU REALLY DO CARE I LOVE YOU WHOLE HEARTEDLY WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING I CAN'T HANDLE NOT HAVING YOU NEAR...IS IT LOVE?? OR AM I DREAMING OF YOU HOPEING YOU CARE I LOVE YOU BABY DON'T EVER THINK I DON'T YOUR THE ONE I HAVE TO HAVE YOUR THE ONE I NEED PETE YOUR A WORNDERFULL MAN AD A GEART HUBBY*MUAH* Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Friendship Is. . . . .
Friendship . . . . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your
Sad
i am not doing to good today. so i thought i would do a blog. so over the weekend i when out with 2 of my friends and we got in a car accident. one of my friends died. i am ok very sore so is my friend ashly i feel so bad. why did she have to go like that. why did she died .all we got was sore broring. lil. cuts. why did she have to died???
My Karma Sutra Position(hot)
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Me? A Model?!
Yeah.. so, I'm really considering getting into the modelling thing. I'm definatly excited about it. No, I'm not talking about suicide girls or spooky girls. I'm gonna be my own model. Fuckin, independant! yes! A free agent model.. sounds great to me! The only thing is.. I need to find something to model for.. that will pay me money! My friend Matt told me that he'd talk to some of his photographer friends and help me get a portfolio together. uhm.. so yeah. hopefully all that will pan out quite nicely!
The Year I Was Born
In 1981 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan becomes president of the US Minutes after Ronald Reagan becomes president, Iran releases 52 American hostages that had been held captive for 444 days President Reagan is shot in the chest by would be assassin John Hinkley Space shuttle Columbia, the world's first reusable spacecraft, is sent into space A suspended walkway in the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel collapses, killing 113 A female former lover files a "palimony" suit against tennis star Billie Jean King President Reagan appoints Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on the Supreme Court The Pac-Man video game is introduced in the US Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Kelly Rowland, Anna Kournikova, and Britney Spears are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XV New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Raiders of the Lost Ark is the top grossing film "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes spends the most time at the
Freedom
Standing there Looking over the edge, I watch the waves Crash against the rocks below. Grasping a tree I lean over the edge. My thoughts are swimming With all the things I've lost. Realizing the only way out, I take a deep breath And permit my hands to drop; Allowing myself to fall. Rushing to greet me, Death is my escape. I won't fight this losing battle. I'm free. Copyright ©2004 April N. Burton
Cherry Tap
I have been made a cherry. How cool is that? I don't know, I am still finding my feet - but it's a promotion anyway :-) Thanks for reading! Dave!
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Ha! Voodoo Didn't Work Lol
well i'm back to my office duties >:( ... ya i wanted more free days but oh well, i'll take vacations in sometime and lets hope i go to a very nice place :) i'm feeling good, my co-workers missed me and that's good :) (they said i lost lot of weight too haha) tummy doesn't hurt, so it's all cool :) (at least for now) problems started again, too much work to have done, and fingers that didn't do the right things in the servers grrrrr but oh well... i'll fix it :) i know i can
The Darkness
My life is filled with darkness. Sometimes it is so concrete, No light is allowed in. The darkness cloaks over everything, Swallowing all happiness. It is cold in the harsh shadows, For I have very little warmth. I'm alone, and scared. Scared that I will be alone forever. Fearful that no one will be able to break Through this evil ring of gloom, And bring me into the loving light. Is life really different than death? Copyright ©2007 April N. Purdy
Today...
Today has been a good/boring/confusing/and hurtfull day. I hate it when "friends" lead me to beleive one thing, then i find out the truth. Its just aggravating and grr, it hurts...really bad. Well i mean what happend today anyways. Otherwise i would just be like whatever, but this was different...a lot different. Oh well. but on a bright side, snow day from school woohoo! well actually it was because its way to cold out to go anywhere. So im nice and tosty in my jammies and blanket right now hehe. =P But yeah anyways, I have some homeworl to do. Some perspective drawing for art. Anyone wanna do it for me? Just draw the corner of a room and send it to me. lol Well ill talk to ya guys later! ~Ash~
Sex Dreams
come on now every one has had them,even if u dont want to admit it.Sex is a beautiful and veryy natural order of life,evne if someone is spanking u.that thrill of the first slap,the rush as it gets harder and the sorer your bottom is becoming.the rush of someone playing around,wondering when the next slap is coming if at asll.ok maybe its not a normal sex dream.but its a dream,my dream
I Want To Be A Legend
PLZZZZZZ HELP ME BE A LEGEND BOYS FAN ME AND ADD ME SHOW AOME LUV WHEN I BECOME A LEGEND I AM GOING TO SHOW ALL SO SHOW SOME LUV ALL MY FANS I WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOU I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR MY FANS SO FAN ADD COMMENT AND RATE BOYS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I BLONG ON THAT BOARD
How Good Am I In The Bed?
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
#1
well if you have been paying any attention at all to my blogs you will know that I have offically decided to definitely join the army. and this morning I called the recruiter about it so I am slowly getting the process started. I have a meeting with him tomorrow afternoon at 3 to start setting things up so I will keep everyone updated on whats going on.
A Little Happiness....
I'm so excited! I get to see WOJ again, hopefully this time I won't be so stunned by Candace and maybe I can say something to her. LOL
Ifyou Really Wann Know Me Know You As Well Please
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a double date with me if i asked you? 18. If I only had one day to live,
Broadcaster To Pay $2m In Bomb Scare
BOSTON - Turner Broadcasting Systems and Interference Inc. have agreed to pay $2 million for a Cartoon Network advertising campaign that caused a widespread bomb scare, the attorney general said Monday. The agreement with several state and local agencies resolves any potential civil or criminal claims against the companies, said Attorney General Martha Coakley. More than three dozen blinking electronic signs with a boxy cartoon character giving an obscene hand gesture were found Wednesday in Boston, Cambridge and Somerville. The signs, part of a publicity campaign for Cartoon Network's "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," also appeared in nine other big U.S. cities in recent weeks, with little interest. But in Boston, bomb squads responded to reports of the devices in a subway station, on bridges and elsewhere. As part of the settlement, $1 million will be used to reimburse the agencies and $1 million will be used to fund homeland security and other programs. Turner Broadcasting, a di
Less Than 5000
Yay! Less than 5000 left to go! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥
What Country I Shall Take Over!
You will take over Canada using only a rusty shovel Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
For Anyone Who Hasnt Seen It
the departed was fucking awesome, if you havent seen it go!i havent seen a movie this good since fucking casino. the cast omg i cant believe they got all those people into one cast Martin Sheen, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon,Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin,Robert Wahlberg, just to name a few great acting and its quite a difficult thing to keep me guessing whats next til the end but it shocked me, some things ere obvious but the ending wow that was something go watch it you wont be sorry
Loves First Kiss
Remember when you felt that first rush that first sensation of anticipation and you heart felt like a thousand fireworks were going off inside your chest. How anxious you were just to have it happen and how you dreaded it all at the same time. how badly you wanted that first taste of love. Yet were not sure you were going to get all that you had dreamed about. Then suddenly, without warning, it happened, his lips found yours in a brush so quick and soft, almost as though they were feathers blowing in a wind of childhood and little girl dreams. Knowing that no matter what happened or where you went from here this moment was forever etched into your psyche. Creating a space in time where you could always go. A place where you were loved if only in that moment, beautiful, if only to that person, wanted, if only for that time, and never to have that feeling again no matter how many more kisses you receive in life. None will ever be as sweet, nor as memorable as t
How To Show Someone That You Love Them
Since Valentines Day is right around the corner, I'm reposting a blog that I posted a while back. Enjoy! __________________________________________________________________ I love you: Three of the most illogical, selfless, and wonderful words in the English language. Yet, we could also say these same words are among the most potent, anxious and ill-used too. Ideally, “I Love You” should not be used as a saving grace, an apology, or a last resort. But in reality, the words are beginning to mean less and less and be used more and more, and because of this we should consider that actions really do speak louder than words. My point is this: In today’s society, the best way to let someone know you love them is to show them you do. As people say, talk is cheap. I can lean over and tell the person next to me on the bus that I love them. But I cannot surprise them with a bunch of their favorite flowers on the day of their big job interview, or squeeze their hand when I sense t
Times
Times There are times when I feel so close to you, we are almost one. Yet there are times we feel miles apart. There are times I imagine, could last forever And there are times that hopefully won’t! There are times I feel we could do anything, And times when I feel like we are doing nothing. But all these times, are time spent with you, And you are the one I want to spend my time with. So, for the good times, and the bad… Let’s share our time together.
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You will take over Canada using only green contact lenses Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Different Worlds
Different Worlds Feelings are only the beginning There is so much more We are so different Too different For this to be what either of us needs Maybe I expect too much And maybe you expect too little Too many mistakes have already been made Too many to count So let “Us” not be a mistake But be a memory We will always remember
Poetry(((( Thinking))))
Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com THINKING ABOUT THE BLADE. THINKING ABOUT THAT KNIFE. THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WRONG IN MY LIFE. THINKING OF THE STEELE PEIRCEING MY SKIN. THINKING I CANNOT GO THREW THIS AGAIN. THINKING ABOUT WHAT MY LIFE REALY MEANS. THINKING ABOUT HOW LONG I STAYED CLEAN. THINKING HOW COULD I HAVE A RELAPSE. THINKING I DID AND TO MY KNEES I COLLAPSE. THINKING MY THOUGHTS ARE LIKE CANCER INSIDE MY BRAIN. THINKING SLOWLY I AM DRIVEING MYSELF INSANE. THINKING IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN REALLY HELP ME. THINKING IF MY LIFE REALLY WASNT MENT TO BE. THINKING WILL I EVER BE ALRIGHT. THINKING I DONT KNOW BUT THIS IS MY LIFE............ WRITTEN BY LADY KAOS
Update On Mema
Well I talked to Mark yesterday and he told me that mema has to go in for a nother surgary today and this time there really worid that she's not going to make it. I told mark to call me asap but something tells me im going to have to call him and that's tottly ok. I will fill yall in some more later Love Keystone :)
Sick Of Love Songs
everytime i turn around some one is singing a love song.Personally I dont hate on love songs,but right now I am.I mean this totally blows.The guy I adore,is in washington so I'm going to be alone on V-day.Which sucks right there.Well not totally alone,I'm going to watch a movie with my brother.Which is aight I guess.lol,after when did your brother make a good date for that day.Well actually my brother is a great guy,both my brothers are.(Ladies they are both single and hot,lol.Sorry I just had to do that.) The truth of the matter is,I think the reason why I am soooooooooooooooo grumpy is that I found the one person I could see myself being with for the rest of my life and we are going to be apart for awhile,which you have to admit really sucks.It's getting really weird,yet I am sick of love songs.It seems like ever where I go it's all about love and Valentine's Day.I tell you that is not normal nor is that healthy.I mean sure it is nice to have one day for love and romance being celeb
One More Year
Its my birthday soon and I am a big fat bored old person and I don't like it. Whinge whinge whinge etc must cheer myself up So...what should I be doing? Choices choices a. Get drunk as a skunk b. Buy myself a treat c. Get a new job d. Get laid by a 21 year old e. Get fit f. etc etc Help?
Teenagers Clowing Around
Hannah spent the night with her best friend, Alicia, Saturday night. Yesterday I sent her a text message asking if she was ready for me to come & pick her up and she replies that Alicia is doing her makeup and hair and that she's going to do Alicia's and not to come get her just yet. Around 4:30 I decided to go to the store and on the way I'd pick up Hannah. She informs me that she's already at Albertson's. Handy for me because that's where I was headed! My assumption was that she was there with Alicia and her mom, but NOOOOOO... It was just Hannah and Alicia! I have not laughed this hard in such a long time! I turned the corner to head down the main aisle and what do I see? Hannah looking like Cindy Woo Hoo and Alicia wearing a feather boa and they're holding up plungers like a sword arch! They act like they don't know me and climb into and on my cart and I pushed them around a bit while I'm laughing! They hop out of the cart and thank me for the ride. OMG.... (I uploaded pict
Vet School
First-year students at Texas A&M's VetSchool were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
All The Way
You have been, A friend so true, And I'm glad you know, I'm here for you. I look forward to your e-mails, Comments galore, And with your kind words, I couldn't ask for more. So happy we met, Got in touch, I can feel your grief, Your pain so much. And most times, You remind me of me, All of those feelings, How you long to set them free. I can feel what you're feeling, Deep down inside, I know of the agony, The tears you have cried. That when you close your eyes, You see his face, And it happening again, How he left this place. You remember the kisses, When he held your hand, The way he looked at you, To you let you know he could understand. How all of the little pieces, Fit perfectly together, Before he was taken, And you lost your forever. And now you need him, Want him to come back, Because you feel lost, And it's love that you lack. I know how hard it is, To want dreams to come true, And reality is selfish, Because it's somethi
Work
People who really have Their minds on the Way Do not forget work on the fundamental No matter what they are doing. Yet if they still distinguish this work From ordinary activities Even as they do them together, They will naturally be concerned About being distracted by activities And forgetting the Real life work. This is because of viewing Things as outside the mind. bryan.aKathewriter
To All My Sisters Out There... You Know This Has Happened To You Lol
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed until I cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (Ya think!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other
Life Full Of Angels
My life is full of angels Helping to push me along I call them my friends When I am no longer strong My Life is full of angels They always dry my tears I call them my family They help to calm my fears My life is full of angels Showing me they care I call them my nurses With whom my time I share My life is full of angels Sent to me from above They are everywhere I look Feeling their endless love My life is full of angels The best one waits for me When my time here is over I know his face I will see
God Bless America !!!!!
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass into pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!
Hrmmm...
Well Today Is another day.. Its Feb 5th.. Which means tomorrow is the 6th.. Tomorrow will be a VERY hard day for me so please Please Please If u can do anything to Cheer me up when im on Please do so.. See.. Last Year On Feb 4th I moved back in to my grandparents house.. I Had Everything i owned In that house and Then On the 6th.. My grandparents House Had an Electrical Fire.. and it burned To the ground.. I lost Everything i owned.. My Dog died In the house... He wouldnt leave (Ready for this) Because my uncle was trapped in the basement.. Yes My Uncle Died.. :( At 38 years old.. So To make matters Even better My sons Dad decided to tell me I was in no shape to have my son and He said He was taking me for full custody.. And he did... and won.. So Therefor Tomorrow is Going to be hard.. It will be 1 year Exactly that I lost my life... Along with my uncle and my home... I hope i can handle it... ~*Tiff*~ ******R.I.P Uncle Jeff 06/25/67 - 02/06/06********
Enslaved To Master
A ready smile, lips full and soft, slightly part with a gentle sigh, lightly moisten with a pink tongue. Bended knees, servitude paid, hands lay in quiet wait, gentle upon her parted thighs. Back straight, head bowing in respect, eyes caressing her Master's body, her willingness sensed in all she shows. Eyes softly closing, memories recalled, an inner peace found, a Master's presence felt. Eyes opening, a sparkle of delight, a bond shared with a touch, a Master's hand held out. Hand in hand, a gentle tug, smile spread wide, a Master's acceptance given. Snuggled close, arms wrapped tight, a slave at home, in Master's strong embrace.
Dns Servers
just had words that the DNS has been switched over so the graphic links in all the blogs and other places should disappear till i propagates over to the new one, the scarybird site will be down until such times its done also but we are still working on that
Def Leppard Virdo - Hysteria !
Stumbling From The Club
I guess I'll try to find myself on the walk, on the bus ride home. I'm walking alone, its cold, I can't feel my soul. The drinks still linger in me, tonight its all lost meaning. I won't sleep till the early morn, this won't be the last time. The drinks make me stumble, fumble, think and almost fall, I had too much to drink, too much emotion that was my fall. I'll take my time, I'll take the long ride home. I'm depressed, drunk, cold and all alone. To ease pain in my heart, it seems at the club drinks numbed my pain, they took all feeling away. I'll cover up this unhappiness in a mask. A mascarade, a fascade so the world thinks its someone else, not me.
What Freaky Subway Person Am I?
Which freaky subway person is Clandestine? The little dog that pees on someone's leg, probably as a means of entertaining itself. 'Which freaky subway person are you?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Bound
My hands pressed and joined behind my back i relinquish my ability to use them, even to scratch an itch on my face. Slowly the ropes are wound around me, encircling my body like waves of energy holding me close to myself keeping me contained and safe. In the darkness of the blindfold, i listen to the drums beating - taking me to faraway places journeying in the underworld with my power animal, as the ropes are pulled taut and joined to the frame. i test my limits by swinging my body in time to the beat, and i find i am held safely like a babe in a cradle, and securely, like an insect in a web.... Then, intruding upon my inner experience are Your lips, Your hands upon me, and i smile at Your touch,Your kiss as i welcome Your presence, and other sensations.... This experience, created by You, shared.....in a dance of unity that entices and seduces.... Bound, thus, in Your loving embrace of ropes and affection... i give myself to You with joy and
Def Leppard Viedo - Love Bites' !
What Freaky Subway Person R U?
Which freaky subway person is northernnutcase? The little dog that pees on someone's leg, probably as a means of entertaining itself. 'Which freaky subway person are you?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Weekend Stuff
It was a weekend without my son so was kinda quiet. Thought about getting some housework done, didn't accomplish that though. :) Sinuses filled up this weekend and have a bit of a cold I suppose. Makes me want to sleep.. which I did a lot of this weekend. Talked to my friend Liz on Friday night. She seemed ok but I know she is missing Ted. Today she is opening the store for the first time since he died. We talked for an hour or so, until David called me 7 times in 5 minutes or something like that...lol. Yesterday he called my cell 5 times. Spent the day at my Dad and StepMom's yesterday. Just a small group for lunch. My stepsis had a friend over with her kids. The youngest boy sat at the top of the steps looking at me. I asked what he was looking at and he said you. Andsaid he was going to sit and wait for me to come down and play with him. I think he was probably around 5. So we went down and played until it was time for dessert and then he made me change where I was si
My Submission Needs To Master
I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to family or society. I n
Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 128 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Solemate
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Attention Angel Family Members
Ok so here it is. I had posted a blog earlier and i had stated that the sample License would be available early this morning. I have just finished it up and you can take a look at what i'm workin on next. Hope you like it and cheers to you all Click here
Stop Bush Before He Kills More Innocent People !
STOP BUSH BEFORE HE KILLS MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE ! There is a serial killer living in the White House. He has spent the past six years successfully plotting the deaths of thousands upon thousands of people. Like others who kill without conscience, he remains unmoved by the ongoing bloodshed and destruction he has caused. And now, he is about to do it again. Someone has to stop George W. Bush before he kills more! Serial killers sometimes respond to inner voices telling them what to do. George Bush gets personal messages from his God and PNAC. His wars with Afghanistan and Iraq were panned and orchestrated by the war profiteers and ideologues who placed him into office in 2000. The regional chaos they needed to justify American military action in the region is going according to plan, and now the next stage is ready for launching. Any day now, the Bush Doctrine will be used to justify a killing machine that is gearing to attack Iran. Someone has to stop him before h
Living Wills
> While I was watching football this weekend, my wife > and I got into a conversation about life and death, > and the need > for living wills. > > During the course of the conversation, I told her > that I never > wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on > some machine and > taking fluids from a bottle. > > She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my > beer. > > "Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass".
The Memory Of Def Leppard Viedo !
Should We Leave Iraq? Read This And Then Decide.
Following the article I sent about Bush's national address and troop increase, I thought it was a good idea to let you all know what the perspective is over here. I'm tired of hearing the media's skewed version, the politicians squabbling over what they read in a report, and the average ill-informed American ranting about things he knows NOTHING about. I've been over here a couple of months now, and I've learned more about this country than a year's worth of watching CNN. I've sat in mission briefs with Colonels, talked with village elders, had tea with Shieks, played with the kids. And I agree with the President. We need more troops and we need to take greater action. There are 3 major factions here. The Sunnis, Shiites, and Kurds. The Shiites are in the majority, but Saddam was a Sunni, so he kept the Shiites in check. Everyone hates the Kurds, who are Christian and in the vast minority. The Kurds received the brunt of Saddam's murderous tyranny. Now that Saddam is
Happy And You Know It
Your Social Dysfunction:Happy You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.
What You Mean To Me
this is for all my special friends those who i class as my family online its a poem i found online by a Poet called Baby Bad I never came here looking for a single soul. But now that I found you I want you to know I had forgotten how to smile, how to laugh, how to be me I had forgotten the sweet pleasure of a heart filled with glee. I was intoxicated with life... work and family Never stopping for fun... it just wasn't there you see. Since I have found you... it's been a complete turn around I smile and laugh again... not much gets me down. I get excited when I see you on ICQ Wondering what it is today we will do... Chatting, laughing and the games we play You make my every day. It seems so silly on just a machine How someone can reach you... become your everything.
A Year Old Haunting Dream
Your crying in a slightly darkend room, I cannot see your face. Tears are dripping, in this small room, this small place. Your sobbing, why? Is it my fault, I wonder as you continue to cry. I don't know who you are, but I'll meet you in time. Something keeps me going, I'm trying, this woman is who I've been told not to find. Instead she'll find me apparently, but its hard to erase this dream from my mind. I felt the need to tell you this, I don't know what the impact is. Now you know about this dream, the noises have for now, let me go it seems. If it comes back, and happens once again to me, you will know soon and quickly. *You know who you are,and know this, it confuses me, makes me wonder why I saw you, why I was exposed to this?*
My Name Tag
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Go Colts
John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bears' bench. He asked QBGrossman what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Grossman replied, "Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect that week. The next week, John was in New England when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriots bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week. Last weekend, John was in Indianapolis for the Colts-Patriots AFC Championship game, when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the ho
A Favorite Tax Dodge Involves Transferring Funds To Banks In Countries With Little Or No Income Taxes And Arranging The Books So That All The Profits
A favorite tax dodge involves transferring funds to banks in countries with little or no income taxes and arranging the books so that all the profits seem to have been made there. Sen. Conrad said a single five-story building in the Cayman Islands, a notorious tax haven, was listed as the local address of 12,000 U.S. companies. Conrad said that while he was North Dakota's tax commissioner, he found an oil company that showed losses at every step of the marketing chain in the United States — but made up for it and then some in the Cayman Islands, even though it has only one employee there. "That man is really a hard worker," Conrad said. "He's down there producing millions in profits when thousands of employees in the United States produce none." http://groups.yahoo.com/group/theihatebushfanclub2/message/9931
My Super Hero Personality
You are Lady Clandestine.(Your alter-ego is Clandestine) Your super-hero ability: Fly by using your extreme flatulence as a jetpack 'What is your superhero ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
What Pill Should You Be Taking?
What Pill Should YOU Be Taking? Patient Name:northernnutcase Prescription:Northernnutcaseexor Effects:td>Stops excessive bloodlust 'What Pill Should You be Taking?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Part 2
So, I think I have decided how things are going to be from now on. See I am the person who sends Christmas cards to everyone (I even send out emails asking for addresses) I can, Birthday cards, and if I can't do that... it is an email or even a phone call... WELL... I am not gonna do it anymore. I am tird of being the one person who does everything that she can for everyone but herself and then get hurt in the long run. Wow... I know you are thinking... what is this girl's problem? It was just a birthday? BUT the thing is that it was just a birthday... holidays... yeah everyone can send something out... be it an email or a card...whatever... but a birthday... that is that one special day that means something. It sets someone apart... oh forget it... Sorry to be bitchy... I just need to get this off my chest and since most of the friends that I talk to about it...well... you guys have become them... Thank you to those of you who care!
My Social Dyfunction
This can't be right...it says I'm normal??? Your Social Dysfunction:Happy You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.
Bombing...
You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.Bomb80%Stabbed60%Eaten60%Cut Throat53%Disappear53%Gunshot47%Accident47%Suicide47%Suffocated40%Natural Causes33%Poison20%Drowning
You've Been Hit By The
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| | S-E-X-Y truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 SEXY People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY
When You Send It On Put Your Score In The Subject Bar.
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING!) SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST. WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR. 1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party? b) Go out to eat? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Surfing b) Skate-Boarding c) Skiing 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING,WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton b) coach c) againt all odds 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) hawaii b) London c) florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach? b) Somewhere Cooler? 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b)
Kisses An Lots Of Huggess!!!
Send this to all of your friends. IF You wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back.. 1-3 ~ you're a bad friend 4-6 ~ you're an okay friend 7-9 ~ you're a good friendur friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
Love Much Love
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What Celeb Am I Most Like
You most resemble Winona Ryder You are good looking and clever. You are also an active thrill seeker. You have a fairly acceptable personality, except for that pesky theft problem. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
What's You Song?
Your Theme Song:"Oh, Pretty Woman", Roy Orbison 'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You're My Friend
You MUST pass this ROSE on to at least 5 people in the hour of receiving this rose.PLEASE You're My friend, my companion,through good times and my buddy through happy times.,beside me you stand, beside me you walk you're there to listen,you're there to talk,with happiness,with smiles,with pain and tears, I know you'll be there, through out the years you are all good friends to me. and I am grateful to you. Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them you are friends. If you send this to: 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends... 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends!! 6 people - you have many friends!! 7 people - you are sooo loved!! 8 its great to have many friends and you are a friend I Hope I get it back MY FRIEND!!
Star I'm Most Like
You most resemble Marlon Brando You are very smart, and very talented, although you don’t really enjoy social company. You prefer to live alone, go to movies alone, cry alone in the corner... Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Friendship Ball
Throw it back to someone else who means something to you! A ball is a circle, No beginning, no end. It keeps us together Like Our Circle of Friends. But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship You've granted to me. Today I pass the friendship ball to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you. When You Receive This , You're requested to roll it on to all your friends,including the person that sent it to you! The ball is in your hands! Don't drop the ball!!
A Survey
If I gave you Only 5 minutes To tell me every single Person that you love As a friend Would I be mentioned? Yes very much so Am I important to you?? Yes hun you are What if you died tomorrow And never got to be with The person you love What if I died tomorrow Would you remember me? very much What if we got into a fight Would we ever be friends again? yes Think about all the questions You would ask your friends If you died tomorrow.... Would They Care?? i would hope so I would, you're my friends Send this to at least 12 Of your good friends Show them that you care Show them they mean something To you.... Send it back to the person that Sent It to You If I died tomorrow.... Would you care? very much ............................................................... (1) Person... You're a Crappy Friend (5) People... You're ok, I guess (10) People... You're a good friend, I
Attention!!!!!!!!
I am in the natural beauty contest and the most comments win the contest ends feb 11 th at 12 noon est i am asking all my friends and fans to please help me out by folling the link below and comment bombing my pic as many times as u can. thanks to all of those who have helped already and to those that plan to help. here is the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&i=1705006537
Right-wing Radio Host Wishes For Another 9-11 To Silence The Left
Right-wing Radio Host Wishes for Another 9-11 to Silence the Left Check out this weeks Top 10 Conservative Idiots. At number 10 is Mike Gallagher. http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/277 Number 10 Mike Gallagher And finally, after learning that Jane Fonda had appeared at the anti- war march in Washington DC, right-wing radio host Mike Gallagher was moved to vomit. "I have been paid to express my opinion for 29 years," he wrote on his website. "Never before have I been driven to the bathroom, becoming violently ill, over something somebody said. Not until now." Good lord, what on earth could she have said? Unfortunately Gallagher doesn't mention that in his piece. But, er, it must have been pretty awful. ----------------------------------------------------------------- GALLAGHER: How long will it be before people are burning American flags again? How soon before freaks are standing in America's airports in order to spit in the faces of return
My Theme Song
Your Theme Song:"You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette 'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com
The Poem
THE POEM I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty was now done My soul could rest at ease..... All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer No time to speak of Christ to friends, They'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time, the time to die. I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find. I once was going to write it down... But never found the time"
This Is To My Newest An Oldest Friends Here On Ct...loves Ya All
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Subject: Fw: Online Buddy Day !!!! I Am Counting Lol
Subject: Fw: ONLINE BUDDY DAY !!!! I am counting LOL ONLINE BUDDY DAY Forward to all your friends, including me. And don't tell me you're too busy for this. Don't you know the phrase "stop and smell the flowers"? See how many "bouquets" you end up with! Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going! You are so special! "Today is world's online buddy day. Send this to your online friends even me if I'm one of them and see how many you get today"
You Might Be Kinky If
You might be kinky if you remove sight by a blindfold. Own a pair of handcuffs and use them. Your version of 9 ½ weeks includes whipped cream and chocolate sauce. You have more leather than a cow has hide and your favorite accessory to bed is 4” heels. Mirrors are strategically placed along the wall for optimum viewing. Ambient lighting is not just candles, but black lights, strobe lights and lava lamps. You have more than one personal massager hidden in your bedside table or own or have rented pornography. Your partner drips hot wax on your body or your fantasies involve someone accidentally discovering you like to give light spanking, or get spanked. You have done or witnessed a strip tease. Your condoms come in multicolor, glow-in-the-dark, ribbed, and spiral and are sandwiched in your wallet between ten dollar bills and a photo. You can take art to the next level with body paints and a human canvas. You like to give or take orders in the bedr
I'm Baaaaack!!
This was the longest weekend of my life, I think! No Internet, thanks to the one that screwed it up the last time!!! Back on now, so I get to play catch up eventually. -28 degrees this morning when I got up. -16 degrees right now. And the wind is coming up, lol!! Now, this is the Wisconsin I remember from long ago, lmao! I am off to work, now that I've taken care of the Internet issue. Hope everyone has a fantastic week! Much love and hugs to all. Missed everyone, let me tell you!! Blessings, one and all.
What It The Point?
So I have been on cherry tap for a couple months now and for the longest time I never really got the point. BUT now through my family in club illusia the point is now clear. To make good friends that feel so close they are family. I love the fact that I got to meet some wonderful people there. So this is just a thank you to all of my club illusia family and friends....... THANKS!!!
My Darkest Secret
Your darkest secret is:You accidentally went back in time and killed a dodo bird Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
My Head Stone
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Bush Doubles Contractor Spending To $400 Billion Per Year
In Washington, Contractors Take on Biggest Role Ever 04 Feb 2007 Without a public debate or formal policy decision, contractors have become a virtual fourth branch of government. On the rise for decades, spending on federal contracts has soared during the Bush administration, to about $400 billion last year from $207 billion in 2000, fueled by the war in Iraq, domestic security and Hurricane Katrina, but also by a philosophy that encourages outsourcing almost everything government does. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Corrupt_Republicans_Club/message/32670
Speed
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts I just wanna go fast!!!
My Epitaph
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So Far......
Well so far I love my job. I am so happy to be able to work again. I know in time the euphoria of working will wear off, LOL. But for someone like me that due to all my medical conditions that havent been able to work for 6 yrs, its exciting and I dont mind some of the grumpy customers. But then again I never have minded the grumpy or angery customers. I do have a calming personality with them that gets them calmed down and most times avoid any bad conflicts. Well my shift is going to get some getting used to, LOL, luckily I am a night owl!! Well not much else to say for now. Hope all is going well for everyone. May the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all.
Obituary
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Sex
Now that I have your attention.. Why do people send you comments and ask you to be their friend and when you accept...they don't contact you any more..Its all just getting all these little points and being popular..people are just out for themselves and really don't care about other peoples feelings..if you really want to be someones friend you would be there for them not for those little points and how sexy your picture is..
My Obiturary
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Part 2
So, I think I have decided how things are going to be from now on. See I am the person who sends Christmas cards to everyone (I even send out emails asking for addresses) I can, Birthday cards, and if I can't do that... it is an email or even a phone call... WELL... I am not gonna do it anymore. I am tird of being the one person who does everything that she can for everyone but herself and then get hurt in the long run. Wow... I know you are thinking... what is this girl's problem? It was just a birthday? BUT the thing is that it was just a birthday... holidays... yeah everyone can send something out... be it an email or a card...whatever... but a birthday... that is that one special day that means something. It sets someone apart... oh forget it... Sorry to be bitchy... I just need to get this off my chest and since most of the friends that I talk to about it...well... you guys have become them... Thank you to those of you who care!
I Need Ladys In Swimsuits For My Contest !
~~ Okay Everyone swimsuit contest pt2 ~~ Okay this time the winner gets 1 VIP gift and 1 VIC gift yes 2 gifts for the first 3 winners! 1st Lady is...... with 1 comments comments and rates count as finally score! contest will open 2/12 thur 2/19. you can comment bomb yourself and rate yourself. thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
18 Tips About Girls
18 tips about girls 1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already!!!!!!!! 2. when you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close. 3. when you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her. 4. if she's the only one in your life, TELL HER. 5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her. 6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. 7. if she hangs up on you, call her right back. 8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!). 9. kiss her lightly every chance you get. 10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose. 11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms. 12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with. 13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where yo
Type Of Guy Perfect For Me
provider. you like that they provide the security and luxury while all you have to do is enjoy it. because spoiling you is what make them happy. they love to show you off and to make you happy. they work hard play hard and fall in love hard. they would walk to the end of the earth for you. tresure this love! Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
** Test **
This is a test of your conscience. This test is to see if your feelings are in tune with your emotions if you lie or hurt someone....this is only a test *1,000 needles poking your entire body with 300lbs dropping on you as well* *high pitched sounds popping your ears* *blinding light in the eyes* This is a test of your conscience...if this was an actual feelings, you would know the pain you caused someone by any of the following; lying to them, telling them you want to meet them, teeling they your interested in them, as such... if this was an actual feeling, you would know the pain and deep pit in your stomach the pain you caused them... this concludes the test of your conscience...
Prince Live
How can you not love this man...lol ;P
Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream co
U.s. Hell-bent For Another War In Iran
U.S. hell-bent for Iran war - LINK - In a disturbing replay of that conflict, CIA drones and U.S. Air Force recon aircraft - along with U.S. and British Special Forces - are overflying Iran and probing its nuclear and military installations. The CIA and Britain's MI6 are stirring unrest among Iran's Kurds and Azerbaijanis, and arming Iranian Marxist and royalist exiles. http://www.edmontonsun.com/Comment/2007/02/04/3522960-sun.html
Roommates
Michael invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Michael's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Michael and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to Michael and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle," said Joanne. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?". "Well," said Michael, "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But
Help The Dolpin Needs Comments
this picture needs 100 comments please help if you dont want to do it for me then leave a message for the dolphin
Hellbound
I will be at Hellbound fetish event at Mephistos in Hamtramck on feb 24th. I will have a couple pieces of furniture to play on .. so come on down and have some fun ^_- www.noirleather.com for details
Best Dui Ever!!
Soldiers In Iraq View Troop Surge As A Lost Cause
Soldiers in Iraq view troop surge as a lost cause - - While senior military officials and the Bush administration say the president's decision to send more American troops to pacify Baghdad will succeed, many of the soldiers who're already there say it's a lost cause. http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/16616389.htm
Who Will I Assanate?
Who will you Assassinate? Jillian (a random blonde chick who messes with people's lives) Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
My Stash?
I couldn't figure out why all these people were rating my stash. Now I know why... ok back to work for me :)
Married Man
A married man had a small box under his bed, that he had told his wife never to open. One day she was so curious that she broke down and looked in it anyway. She found two beer bottles and $5,000 in cash. The next night while they were lying in bed, she asked her husband about the beer bottles. After stammering around, he finally answered: "They're for every time I've been unfaithful to you." Initially, she was upset but she thought to herself: "Two is not so bad." But then she remembered the $5,000 in cash and asked him about that. "Oh, that?" he replied. "That's the money I made from recycling all the other bottles."
That Is Right A Warrior.
bethany's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Feel the power of the ultimate warrior" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
What Monster Am I?
You are a vampire! You are suave and seductive. Eternal life is yours and you never tire of coming up with crazy ways of amusing yourself and others. Sometimes, however, your taste for blood comes in the way of friendships as you are constantly turning your friends into vampires. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
Update
Well, been a while on my end for blogging so heres an update. Well WAS pregnant when i wrote the last blog in November...On thanksgiving richard and i went to the ER..had a miscarriage. total bummer. I think i am finally getting over it, i still get things in the mail about ultrasounds, and pregnancy magazines which i had unsubscribed to a few months ago.. so i dont know wtf...but when i get them in the mail i dont have a complete breakdown (which is a good sign)I did go back to school i have about 21 hours left of my internship and for some reason i just cant seem to get thru my hours...if its not one thing its another. like something is purposfully holding me back. i skipped out of work early on friday due to massive back pain. went to the chiro and he said that i had a lateral shift of my spine, and POSSIBLY a herniated disc. well that would account for all the pain i have been having. since i thought i only threw my back out. so get to go back to the chiro tomorrow, and possi
Cowboy Joke Of The Day
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar f
My Morning(damn It Says I)
In the morning I was sleeping and Spicy was barking. I thought nothing of it at first..well that was until she jumped and landed on my stomach. I'll have to say a 90 something pound animal jumping on your stomach tends to hurt. I just looked at the dog like she was crazy, then said to the dog, "Oh...you suck" So then I did my hair, and just as I was about to open my door I slipped on the dog's toy and landed on my ass. Yet again I looked at the dog and said "Oh...you suck" Well Im off to life and so forth...
Northernnutcase's Sexual Catch-phrase Is...
northernnutcase's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Feel the power of the ultimate warrior" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
Your Sex Life As We Know It.......
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the d
I'm Back
I am back on and for good this time. all of my pics have been put back up sorry for all the confussion.Thank you Stephanie
Please Help My Friend Badgirl!!
My friend badgirl and I would really appreciate it if you would stop by and leave a few comments! If you got the time!PLEASE!!! Hope to see you there! Kisses!
Update On Brian
I just got word today that Brian is in ciro in the hospital there. He's had a heart attack and he also has internal injuries. They are gonna try and send him home but not sure when and to where. Please I ask for you to still keep him in your prayers. Thank you and God bless you all. briana
(copied From Witchvox) Why The Veteran Affairs Should Approve The Wiccan Pentacle
Why the Veteran Affairs Should Approve the Wiccan Pentacle Author: Ashley Kinser Posted: February 4th. 2007 Times Viewed: 568 The government should not limit what type of religious emblem a person can put on a headstone in a national graveyard paid for by United States taxpayers, but they are. On August 27, 1997, the Aquarian Tabernacle Churches Archpriest, Pete Davis, sent the first application to the Veteran Affairs. The application was to obtain the approval of "the Wiccan Pentacle [to be] among the emblems of belief that may be engraved on government issued headstones and markers of deceased veterans" (Egbert par. 1). Since 1997, Wiccans have not yet been approved nor denied (par. 2). As a result, Wiccans in the past have not been able to appeal to the courts about a decision because the Veteran Affairs has not made a final decision regarding the approval of the pentacle as the emblem representing Wiccan faith (par. 21). Wiccans want the pentacle to be "recognized in dea
Love
I'll Be Yours And You'll Always Be Mine by TRISH Forever and always, I've loved you that long What was once just a dream has come true. For, you've lived in my dreams and are now in my heart. I've waited a lifetime for you. Each one of us has a true love, so I'm told One special person who makes us complete. From the moment I met you, I knew it was true You are the man of my dreams, my soulmate. Enduring and endless, our love will remain Our hearts and our souls intertwined. Always together, we'll walk hand in hand I'll be yours and you'll always be mine.
Image This
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps. The photographer raises his camera. Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and relatives eagerly wait. The photographer gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity.... ? ? ? Wedding Gown?? $2,500. Photographer? ????? $2,000 Having "the twins" pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends... PRICELESS!!! !!
Just A Little Something
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The Ranchers Widow
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She qu
Your Mother
Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street. She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion .......... happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow..... and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space.......not even death!
Sexual Catch-phrase
Clandestine's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "I'll be back (said like Schwarzenegger)" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
Who The Fuck Cares
ok so it has been a while since i last posted but some really fucked uop shit has happened. have you ever talked to somebody and they asked you to honestly tell you if you can seea future with that person. and they wanted to know the truth. well that happened. it was fucked up how it ended. i will not mention her name but i stll consider her a good friend of mine and she knows that i would do anything for her if she asked. now i know that i have some really good friends on here. and i know that they would have my back no matter what happened. so here is the jist of what happened. and remember no names will be dropped. so after she asked me if i could see a future between us. well she wanted me to be truthful and i was. i told her that i was getting ready to leave for a year tour out of the country and after a year i would be back. but i also told her that the whole time i am over there i would talk to her. then i told her that i did not know if i could see a future because
The Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8, 896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly ki
An Angel Came To Me
This is true and happened to me 4 pr 5 years ago or so. It kinda blew me away and was quite reassuring at the time - you may think it's coincidence / bullshit / whatever - regardless of the 'reality' i find it inspiring....... My wife and I were having problems at the time. We weren't spending much time together. Money was ok, but teh purse-strings were pulled a little tight. I was working / living in one city, my wife (and son) were in another through much of teh week. I had had my dreams dashed and I felt helpless and depressed. It was one of those times where, even if you don't belive in life after death, angels, god, you find yoursalf pleading for 'a sign', asking for help. On returning home from a gig one night, I found myself standing outside the kitchen door, smoking, staring at the clear starry sky. I didn't know which way to turn in life. I was lonely, low, lost. "Please, show me a sign. If I have an angel looking over me, show me you are there. I ca
What Sexual Activity Will I Go To Jail For
Clandestine will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Check Out My Stash
Hey Yall hows it goin? I just wanted to say that yall should check out my stash ive got some pretty cool pics, videos, surveys n a couple jokes too. Hope yall enjoy *hugs*
Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Okay For The Last Time!!!
i am NOT Persian! Got this message on my myspace:
Sisters
Dear "Sister", > A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and > visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, > about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, > the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned > a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. > "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to > the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. > No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love > the children you may have, you are still going t o need Sisters. > Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. > "Remember that > 'Sisters' means ALL the women... your girlfriends, your daughters, and > all your other women relatives too. "You'll need other women. Women > always do." > What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. > Haven't I just > gotten married? Haven't I j
What's New?
Well, this isn't the first blog I have ever made ever, but my first one on here. Well, some of you might and might not know that my son, my husband and I will be moving to Colorado in Mid-June, I so can't wait!:D Just waiting for tax returns, and this stupid lease to be up and then we are outta this place!:D As you can see I am excited... lots of new stuff to look forward to!:D Although I will miss the friends and family I have here. I need a new beginning. I am excited about all the new babies coming into the world this year. I actually get to sit in on at least 1 birth if not 2. Can't wait!:D:D I'm a spaz, I know it. Well, that's all for now I think. More later.:)
I Got Fob's New Album Today And Believe Me, It Kicks So Much Ass
WHEN DID YOU LAST COOK AND WHAT? Curry at about 12 today LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Me and my sister the new fall out boy album, so i brought two copies lol WHAT SONG ARE YOU PLAYING? The (after) Life of the party - Fall out boy HOW WAS YOUR LAST FRIDAY NIGHT? tad boring, i cant even think what happened WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO? telling jenny that i listened to the album before her lol LAST TICKETS YOU BOUGHT? my last ticket i brought was to AFI last october WHAT DO YOU NEED TO DO? Get a job, finish my coursework for all 3 lessons at college and then clean my room LAST FRIEND YOU SPOKE TO? Jen WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT? Bread and butter WHERE ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS? burton, lichfield, and winshill HOW ARE YOU SPENDING SUMMER? Doing whatever comes up VALENTINES DAY, HOW DID YOU SPEND IT/WILL YOU SPEND IT? nothign as usual ill most likely go to town and laugh at all the pathetic people, who oly say i love you once a year, why the hell do yo
My Beloved Master
Escape me? Never Beloved! While I am I, and you are you, So long as the world contains us both, Me the loving and you the loth, While the one eludes, must the other pursue. My life is a fault at last, I fear: It seems too much like a fate, indeed! Though I do my best I shall scarce succeed. But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, To dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, And baffled, get up to begin again, So the chase takes up one's life, that's all. While, look but once from your farthest bound, At me so deep in the dust and dark, No sooner the old hope drops to ground Than a new one, straight to the selfsame mark, I shape me Ever Removed!
If I Could...
If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I'd like to do is to save every day 'til eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could make days last forever if words could make wishes come true I'd save every day like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you if I had a box just for wishes and dreams that had never come true the box would be empty except for the memories of how they were answered by you but there never seems to be enough time to do the things you want once you find them I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through time with I hid you for a long time the way a branch hides its slowly ripening fruit among leaves, and like a flower crystal of ice on a winter window you open in my mind. In my heart I keep the sparkle of your eyes the tender warmth of your smile the small tilt of your head the delicate curves of your soft body and I dream dream of holding you close caring fo
Smile
A Smile Author Unknown A smile costs nothing, but gives much- It takes but a moment, but the memory of it usually lasts forever. None are so rich that can get along without it- And none are so poor but that can be made rich by it. It enriches those who receive, without making poor those who give- It creates sunshine in the home, Fosters good will in business, And is the best antidote for trouble- And yet it cannot be begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no value Unless it is given away. Some people are too busy to give you a smile- Give them one of yours- For the good Lord knows that no one needs a smile so badly As he or she who has no more smiles left to give.
Interesting To Compare These Two
Well... first and foremost I want to start off by thanking those of you who sent me a message. comment, gift, or shoutout yesterday. That meant a lot to me... more so than I would have thought it would. But... here is the reason for this blog: More of you guys on here (being the computer... most of you I haven't met in person) did something in some way yesterday to wish me a Happy Birthday. Where as MOST of the friends I do know outside of this damn computer didn't. Don't get me wrong, I don't care that people don't recognize my birthday... I am getting to the point where I don't want to recognize it. I mean it is just the fact that I have "known" most of you for what almost two months... and yet some of my friends I have known for 5+ years and they couldn't be bothered. My best friend (who lives in AZ and I am in WI) who I just reconnected with a few months ago called me...and so did one of my other best friends... but I guess outside of this web site/computer I now realize who my tru
Hummm
For those of you that don't know me, and those that do. I have been going threw some ruff times right know. You all have helped me take my mind off of my aching heart. My Father passed Jan 16th 2007, We were very close but lived so far away from each other. The knowing that I have to go back to Calif and collect alot of his stuff is really wieghing on my heart, to rehash all the feelings and heartbreak. I dont want to seem uncaring or corse, just very confused and knowing I dont have him to bounce ideas off of anymore. Guess I am here alone for the first time and unsure how to deal with that. You all have help me feel a void in my life, and for that I am deeply grateful. May you all be happy and full of life!
Wtf
wow, when i left line friday i was in the lead....someone else took first and that person only had 100 some odd comments and now dang...really cld use alll the help possible...please show some love peeeeps muahzzzzzzzzz ty in advance *wink* just click on pic and leave a comment, or comment bomb the shit outta me u'r choice.
Poems I Like
B.J.Boshers 1-30-1978 to 10-28-2006 This a poem that he wrote and I would love to share it. He was my nephew and am sorry he is gone but not from our hearts. Looks like I'm up with the sun again Actually, the sun is up with me It's been a night that just wont end Tonight started about a week ago today If I died tonight that would be OK. I've been alone so long, I've forgotten how to feel I still smile knowing all the while my scars will never heal The way I am , the fault is no one but mine If I could blame anything else it would have to be time. Only held through the eyes I see The way things look, I dont know where else I could be I know one day soon finally I'll be free Cause I'm just killing time and time is killing me. B.J. B
A Prayer Is Needed
hay every one this is Lady Rose and i wold realy apreceate it if you could say a prayer for my 3 year old nice Jessie. We just found out that she has cancer. any and all prayers and blessings are gratly aprecated. thank you so much. Blessed be and Merry Part Lady Rose
Another Poem By Me
Death for renewal The arise of a star Guides me and you over paths into war Where we seek for salvation and freedom to come And in lustful embraces we shall be as one I pick up your roses and drink all your wine You hide deep inside me where pride is declined In knowledge of every chance to eclipse you poison my senses with your dimming kiss Unseen in your hand a dagger appears It flashes unnoticed in my fragile tears While you caress me with a silvern sword My screams will reward your arduous efforts...
Now Don't Get Me Wrong....
I've been on CherryTap for a little while now and have noticed something that kinda bothers me. I have nothing but respect for the US Soldier. They go places I could never go, see things that I could never see, and do things I could never do. I have several friends in Iraq right now, and have a brother who will be going overseas in a few months. I may not support my current government, but you can bet your bottom dollar that I support our troops. Having said that, what's bothering me today is seeing a military man using his military status to win several contests here on CherryTap. Not just one or two, mind you, but several contests. Why does this bother me? Mostly because while he's here trying to win contests there are many other military profiles out there being overlooked. To be truthful, it bothers me when anyone uses a certain 'status' to gain favor with someone else or win contests, instead of gaining favor by making friends. Instead of saying, "Hey, vote for
Feelin Ruff
im off here, cherry chums, feelin like s*** 2day.....leave me kisses and luv ! - Amy
Pharmacology
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and > generic name. > For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of > Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call > Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. > > The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After > careful > consideration by a team of government experts, it recently > announced that > it > has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered > were > Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, > Ibepokin. > > Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in > liquid > form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage > suitable for > use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour > himself > a stiff one. Obvi ously we can no longer call this a soft drink, > and it > gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and > jus
Suicidal Tendencies
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Suicide93%Poison93%Stabbed60%Bomb53%Cut Throat53%Gunshot47%Disappear47%Suffocated47%Eaten47%Natural Causes33%Drowning20%Disease
How Special My Baby Makes Me Feel
gurl i love you so much and ive never mett you but ive got an good feeling bout this so im going wit it usualy i dont but this ones different ill love her til i die baby love you bunches and im never gonna let you go from the bottom of my heart muah
Another Day - Another Chapter
I hope to do a chapter a day for my new ebook. So it should be done by Valentine's Day. Then I need to put a web site together and figure out how to sell the book online. Open to suggestions on how I can accomplish that. Also waiting for the editor from www.literotica.com to get back to me to accept my story as one he can critique and edit before I submit it. February will be an exciting month.
Jellybeans B-day Yall Show Her Sum Love
·ï¡÷¡ï· JÊ££¥ ßÊÁÑ·ï¡÷¡ï· - GÁMÊ Cofounder & Family@ CherryTAP LEAVE JELLY SOME LOVE PPL TODAYS HER B-DAY!!!! SHE AWAY HAVENT SOME MEDICAL THINGS DONE.. SO LETS FILL HER PAGE SO SHE HAS SOMTHIGN TO DO WHEN SHE GETS BACK...
Whiskey
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
I Am In A Contest...
Hey yall I am in a contest called CT's Most Luvable Sweetheart. Please go vote for me and bomb that picture like crazy... They are gonna pick 1 or 2 guys and 1 or 2 girls... so Please help me... I need tons more to be ahead... lol so just click on the pic below and have tons of fun... The pic will send you straight to the one in the contest... Thanks everyone
Whorecore, I Cant Get Her Off Of My Mind, The Stalkers,
whorecore is a fucking awsome band i just discovered them a lil while ago fucking amazing i dont know shit about them but i truely dig their shit and music alike... which reminds me i need to burn my dad a cd by anal nosorog.. he is finally coming around about liking the music i like before hand hated music i listened to but now since he is married and wants to feel like a teenager again so i dont doubt it one bit about him giving it a try anyways i am wide awake and honestly i cant stop thinking about my wednesday boo... i am really thankful for that day of browsing through myspace and coming across her profile cause who knows what life would be like if i didnt add her and write her... blah fuck i could have still been stuck with cuntface thank goodness i am not... i love talking to michelle on messanger and on the phone like really we allways have a good connection and thoughts about things... i think i am going to get a second job and have some extra saving money cause i really w
Pffft
Deny it all you wish. It makes no difference. I am much more pretentious than you could ever hope to be. Tool.
I Am The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my
Safely Accross The Ocean...
still going to be a few days to i get to Toledo... but i'm currently in canada getting fuel for the plane....gardner, new foundland
Go Back In Time
Have you ever just wanted things to go back to the way they used to be? I have been thinking that a lot lately. I really enjoyed last semester of college and this semester I am hating it. I never want to go to class and it seems like i just had a lot more fun last semester. My english class was a blast, and i had friends that pretty much got along and we all just had a good time. Now its like i dont even talk to some of them that much. There is one that i just hate not talking to everyday. We grew so close and now we dont even talk except maybe once a week if that. Other than school i wish i could just go back to being a little girl who looked up to my dad like he was the best thing in this world. I'm not gonna lie i miss him alot. Its so hard to not just pick up the phone and say can we meet somewhere and hang out like we used to. I told him everything, and he always knew when something was wrong, and he always knew the right things to say, and now i have no one to talk to about anyth
Why Do Colleges Make It So Hard To Get Info
I would love just once to go to school anywhere that I have went or I'm going and get the same answer from 2 people instead of having to talk to everyone and shift through it to get an anwser. Well I guess I'll getoff here now and quite bitching.
Whorecore
whorecore is a fucking awsome band i just discovered them a lil while ago fucking amazing anyways i am wide awake and honestly i cant stop thinking about my wednesday boo... i love talking to her on the phone ahahah i am so shy to say things to her but i managed to let it out whats on my mind so nothing new is going on i deleted all of my account on VF, darkstarlings, and i think i am going to delet my myspace page but then again i am not sure cause a few of my friends are on there and thats the only way to get a hold of them... why i deleted thoughs account is because of 2 obessive stalkers that are my ex and cant seem to get the hell over me... one of them allready has started shit and the other i am still waiting for to start talking shit i am suprised she hasnt wrote wednesday yet but i will not doubt it one bit in a matter of time before she does blah anohter fucking immature lieing cunt...
Goodbye
posting this blog to say goodbye.To the vary few friends that i have got to know on here, i wish ya'll the very best. i will leave the site up for 1 week. if you don't have and wish to have my yahoo to keep in touch, please message me. this is to much of high school bull shit for me. this is caused to much problems in my home life that it is not worth it to me or my family. to all you rude fuckers out there that like putting nasty fucking comments on my wifes page. her's will be gone as well, so we no longer will have that issue. thanks and take care
Why I Ride
Riding along on my two wheel machine the pavement takes from me the painful reprieve Thoughts and fears leave my "brain cloudy" mind, but only those that are worried or unkind The sky expands my horizons, inner peace and compassion's my soul rides beside me and intercepts all distractions Reality is around me, but I have a cleansed mind to confront it frustration is behind me, the foe that cloaked and compounded it Please understand that this is my sanction its not the chrome or image or acceleration It's not an escape or a good place to hide it's approaching Zen that makes me ride If this touches close to why you must ride you are my brother or sister in kind And I hope to share a few miles or a friendly high sign as we pass while I'm out "untanglin my mind"
Mornin
Good Morning to all my lovely ladies. I hope you have a great day. If I dont talk with you before the week ends then have a great week. Hope to talk with you all soon. Muah
My Alerts
hello before i logged off last nite i had a ton of pic ratings and fan request's when i logged on today they are all gone , before i had a chance to respond ??? if i missed your requests or new photo's please let me know so i can come bye and show some love
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The Things You Treasure
Monday, February 5, 2007 The things you treasure What are the things you treasure the most? It pays to carefully consider them. Are the things you treasure things you have taken away from others or gained at their expense? Then those things will soon, in like manner, be taken away from you. Do you need to be dishonest about who you are in order to have and enjoy the things you treasure? Then those things can surely steal all the joy from your life. Or are the things you treasure the many ways in which you have given of yourself to the world? Then those good things will come back to you again and again, increasing in value and abundance. Are the things you treasure things you have worked with passion and purpose to contribute to life? Then those things will grow in power and influence, and will enable you to create even more real goodness. Look at the things you treasure, and you can see where your life will go. Choose wisely the things you treasure, and they will b
New Cleveland Area Shows Added To Our Forums
CLICK THIS There is a ton of stuff on there that you can use to promote yourself and find and look for new band members. Check it out now. Bloodoll Entertainment is looking to build a user friendly forum that everyone in the Cleveland music scene and it's fans, can use to find shows, band members, and exchange ideas on how to make this scene the best it can be. It is still a work in progress, but we hope it is something that can be used as a tool to futher this scene along. Please check it out and take a couple minutes to register. Thank you.Ed (Brodie) McDonaldRise Above Promotions
It Has To Be Said..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Colts win!! Bears suck!! Colts rule ALL! Mini wave in celebration of them (does the wave) You can't see it, but I'm doing the neener neener neener dance too. To all you sensitive Bears fans..don't worry you'll always be second best!! Sorry--born and raised in Indiana..had to be done! Love ya'll.
Friends Wife
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my j
His....
He greeted me with a kiss and a hello. It had been to long since I felt his lips on mine, his hands on my body. I have forgotten what it is like to be this happy. He kisses me and stares into my eyes. He loves my eyes, and I love all of him. His skin is so soft and he knows all the right things to say. I don't know how much longer I can fight this feeling, I want to be HIS.......
New Members C.t.a.f
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitten!@ CherryTAP♥ Always Looking For Something I Can't Find ♥@ CherryTAP
The Vanity Of Human Wishes (excerpts)
1 Let observation with extensive view, 2 Survey mankind, from China to Peru; 3 Remark each anxious toil, each eager strife, 4 And watch the busy scenes of crowded life; 5 Then say how hope and fear, desire and hate, 6 O'erspread with snares the clouded maze of fate, 7 Where wav'ring man, betray'd by vent'rous pride 8 To tread the dreary paths without a guide, 9 As treach'rous phantoms in the mist delude, 10 Shuns fancied ills, or chases airy good. 11 How rarely reason guides the stubborn choice, 12 Rules the bold hand, or prompts the suppliant voice, 13 How nations sink, by darling schemes oppress'd, 14 When vengeance listens to the fool's request. 15 Fate wings with ev'ry wish th' afflictive dart, 16 Each gift of nature, and each grace of art, 17 With fatal heat impetuous courage glows, 18 With fatal sweetness elocution flows, 19 Impeachment stops the speaker's pow'rful breath, 20 And restless fire precipitates on death. 21 But scarce observ'd the knowing and th
Melt Into Me
Feel me inside of you as I explore searching for more than ever before. Within the chambers of passion, saving the explosion for just the right moment. Crash into me and feel me feel you. Relax and let me take your mind on a never ending journey. I am that man, the one that is unique in my own special ways. The one for you. See into my eyes what Im feeling as we melt slowly into one instead of two. Melt with me. Melt into me.
A Flower
Heart's ease or pansy, pleasure or thought, Which would the picture give us of these? Surely the heart that conceived it sought Heart's ease. Surely by glad and divine degrees The heart impelling the hand that wrought Wrought comfort here for a soul's disease. Deep flowers, with lustre and darkness fraught, From glass that gleams as the chill still seas Lean and lend for a heart distraught Heart's ease.
Random Thoughts
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look,but you know what they never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you,the reader to decide....Then at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-aid."......If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because i bet that's what Really throws you into a panic!
Back To School!!!!!!
I AM SENDING EVERYONE TO SCHOOL! I hope they dont come home sick LOL I wont be here friday. I have to take Tatiana to Yale Neurology!!Need to figure out whats goin on with her!!
Girl You Wanted Me To Be
Whos The Girl you Love The Most Who's That Girl you You would do anything Make Smile Now all She see's Is Her Heart Crumbing Down Whos That girl In the Mirror I see a reflection Of Girl That Is No Longer me Its a reflection of the girl you made me To Be By Grace aka Me
Theses Ladies.....
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Broke'n
I feel Like i could screem trapped In this bleeding heart Blameing myself For the hurtful things you say Maybe if i would have acted like you wanted me to My be if i would have give'n Up on girls you would not have gone off the deep end maybe you would not feel trapped with me today Stuck with this broken doll Needing a girl to make her feel complete To make her feel like the girl i once was The once whole harted girl i once was I am so sorry my darling i can't be who you want me to be My love don't be mad at me I just love my gender By Grace Aka Me!
Vacation
where would u go if it was free any where of your choice and all expensive paid..i go to austruila
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Wow Life Can Be Rough
Boy I tell yeah you can't go through one day without something or someone trying to drag you down. It doesn't seem to matter how hard you work in life something always comes along to try to hurt you and make you fail. I have learned though if you go down without a fight then nothing is worth anything to you. You have to fight to survive and get what you want and need.
Need Contestens
PLease Come and join the contest. You have until 5 pm eastern time to join. You can win 1 day free blast. The first one to get to 5000 gets the blast all comments are welcome.Here is my link if you want to join. It run from the Feb 5- Feb 11. Please come and join and have fun. Sexy Alpha Female Wolf ... Raven Family& The Wolf Pack Family@ CherryTAP
The Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, a nd his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ...."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, . Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old
Think Before You Speak
maybe some of you have seen this? i dont know i just got it and thought it had some funny stories. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men'
Chatting With The Heretics-a Recent Debate With A Mormon
Now look, first off, let's get a few things straight. I am NOT a religious fanatic. I am also NOT "judgemental". It is not judgemental to speak the truth. And since I believe that moral relativism is, at bottom, dishonest, I can only do and say what it is in my nature to do and say. And in the case of this unfortunate person, I had to inform them that a) they had been misled, and b) they were just simply WRONG. As much as it hurts, and as much as no one likes to hear it, I think we can all agree that it's also wrong to allow someone to go around converting the unsuspecting and naive. With that said, let me describe the scenario to you. It's a Sunday afternoon, and we are all minding our business when the doorbell rang. My daughter, who is 11 going on 45, answered the door, and being well acquainted with my habits, invited the Mormons in for a cup of coffee. (ROFL!) I was out in the garage sharpening one of my cutlasses. But she knows me well, and she also happens to be a v
Twinkies
Just click on the word Twinkies. VERY CUTE!! Twinkies Have a beautiful day!! :D
Attention Angel Family Members
We are currently working on a couple New things for the Family. One of the new things for the family will be available later on today. The other New thing will available on the Website as an example only. Each member will recieve a link to the example early this morning. As i have mentioned before, the bigger the family gets and the more the family helps eachother out, the more we will be adding to the family. Cheers to all and have a great day
The Brick
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It's my brot
All You Have To Do Is Believe
So many lies you tell yourself And so many I tell my own self That this is right This is for the best The best for all at stake No one will get hurt this way Oh such lies we want to believe So many lies as sweet as honey As thick as honey to cover up the mess Oh what a sticky mess So much residue that’s left behind No one will get hurt this way Not enough honey To cover this hole A hole in a heart That sang so sweet No one will get hurt this way Forever sweet, bitter torment Tell me some more lies And I’ll tell my heart too As they always say All you have to do is believe
Your Daily Smile Here
Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. **************** Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over $180,000.00. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasureduring sex.After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the US study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost an excess of $250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex. When the r
Scum
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Scum is bad, scum is green. I'm so sad, I burst my spleen. Whales and snails and puppy dog tails, Rails and pails and long, sad tales.
Barely Containable Excitement
I'm only... *gasp* .... 992 points off transforming from a horrible wretched patheict Magic Cherry into a wonderful majestic heroic Cherry Warrior. What delights await me in warriorhood? How will this transformation extend out into the real world, changing my life's direction and making me a new man? Can I really be so close to acheiving my destiny....?
Cold, Snow And More Cold And Snow...brrr
Good Morning, got in late due to snow and conditions. Yuck!!!! No school for most of Southwestern Lower Michigan and it remains the same ole story lake effect snow conditions bitter cold and blowing. So Whilst I salute the Indianapolis Colts fans and feel for the Chicago Bears fans..come closer..LOL Anyway on to bigger and better things, namely shoveling a path for customers to get into the store.. By for now Is there a snow switch I am not aware of? If someone knows which switch is which call me.. A huge hug and frozen fingee pats.. Mart
To Our Friends And Family
Psalm 78:7 “That they might set their hope in God, and not forget the works of God, but keep His commandments.” On June 8, 1845, Andrew Jackson said, “The Bible is the rock upon which our Republic rests.” Just a few years prior in 1820, another of our forefathers, Daniel Webster said, “Let us not forget the religious character of our origin.” In the days of our founding fathers, people didn’t quibble about the Bible’s importance. Our forefathers brought hither their high veneration for the Christian religion, being journeyed in its light and labored in its hope. They sought to incorporate, listen to, and infuse its influence through all their institutions: civil, political, and literary. American heritage is important, but so is your personal spiritual heritage as a believer and as a family. Why not take some time this week to write down the spiritual heritage of your family?
February 5th
I made it to another year!! About 10 minutes after midnight (I was sound asleep) I was born 65 years ago. I'm now an official "old fart"!! It is minus 4 in Lima with wind. Think I'll just stay inside and be my own best friend today!! You all have a great day and please stay warm!! YEA Colts!!!!
For My Friends
FOR ALL OF YOU, AS I KNOW I HAVE THE BEST:
Happier Men
It all makes sense now! Why ARE Men Happier ? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
Light Years To Go
15 light years out, we realized the oxygen was failing, the star of home, distant, part of a larger constellation, in the greater black. 15 light years out, we turned on each other, knives in dark cold hallways, explosive decompression, in small storage rooms, useless, we knew none of us would make it. 15 light years out, I look at distant warming Sol, forever out of my grasp, I exhale my last, and fire all the air locks.
Page Re-construction
At the moment i am re-constructing my CT page and i want to do a CT family section. For those that are in my family could you leave me a comment on here or a message allowing me to use a link to your profile. Thanks Willie
Friends
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the ba
Cancer News - From Johnshopkinshospital
CANCER NEWS - FROM JOHNSHOPKINSHOSPITAL (circulated in '05) JUST A REMINDER....... ***No plastics in microwave. *** No water bottles in freezer. *** No plastic wrap in microwave. Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in their newsletter worth noting. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxins in the plastic. Dr. Edward Fujimoto from Castle hospital was on a TV program explaining this health hazard. (He is the manager of the Wellness Program at the hospital.) He was talking about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxins into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Diox
Check This Out...
CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE...FUCKIN COOL. http://www.niueisland.nu/
The New Immigrant
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"
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God Created Children (and In The Process Grandchildren)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" Keep Scrolling "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. Keep Scrolling "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" Keep scrolling "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children
Rumors Rumors
RUMORS RUMORS > > > > > > > > > > I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. > > > Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. > > I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. > > I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. > > I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > > I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like water buffalo on a hot day. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with perfume sample and rob me. > > I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. > > I no longer shop at
Check This Site For Erotic Art
http://www.samarelart.com/erotic_art.htm Just found this site today - with some amazing erotic art...view with pleasure!!
Age By Chocolate
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! > > > > > > YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH > > > > This is pretty neat. > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! > It takes less than a minute . > Work this out as you read . > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. > > > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to > have chocolate > (more than once but less than 10) > > > > > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) > > > > > > > 3. Add 5 > > > > > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator > > > > > > > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 . > If you haven't, add 1754. > > > > > > > > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. > > > > > > > > You should have a three digit number
Denmark Claim Bronze
Denmark embarrassed European champions France 34-27 to win the world championship bronze medal and book a ticket to the 2008 Beijing Olympics. The 1995 and 2001 world champions France are denied a direct qualification to the 2008 Games awarded to the tournament's top three teams. Denmark dominated throughout, putting up 21 goals in the first half alone. Danish goalkeeper Kasper Hvidt proved as solid as a wall as French star Nikola Karabatic could only manage five goals. Michael Giugiu led France with six, while Lars Christiansen led all scorers with nine. The bronze was Denmark's second-ever medal after finishing second at the 1967 worlds.
An Imperfect Girl . . .
You know... usually when I think of this time of year... I think of a time when I've never really been happy. There's not a time I can remember where someone actually made me feel special and Loved and more unique and important than I have ever felt. I dated my ex for three years and we were never together on Valentines day in those three years. NOT ONCE! I guess I'm just a little down this morning. I want someone to wake up with... someone to keep me warm and tell me they love me and that I'm the most important thing in their life. Hope everyone has a good week... Value the love in your life!!! Your so very lucky!!
Party Time For World Champions Germany
Hosts Germany survived the second-half loss of star goalkeeper Henning Fritz to beat Poland 29-24 and win their third-ever world championship title. After allowing just 13 goals in a dominant first half, Fritz injured his foot just four minutes into the second period of play and was taken off of the court by team staff. Trailing 20-14 when Fritz left the court, Poland let up a critical goal to mohawked German Pascal Hens, but then exploded on a 7-1 run to close the gap to 22-21 with replacement keeper Johannes Bitter struggling to stop anything. What was more embarrassing about the Polish run was that the Germans lost their lead with a two-man advantage on the court after two Poles were sin-binned with consecutive penalties. Once the Polish charge hit its crescendo, the largely German audience erupted to its feet to try and motivate the hosts back into a match where they had lost their most important player and seemed to have lost all confidence on both ends of the floor.
With Death Comes Life..
October, 2006 saw the death of my mother-in-law…a phenominal lady. She was a music teacher for 30 years in the West Chester, PA. area and had a huge heart of gold…I’ll miss her dearly. My daughter, Kacie and her would sit for hours and play the piano when she was little….I so loved to see both of them side by side, laughing, smiling, giggling…what great memories. My mother-in-laws favorite Bird was the Cardinal. She would sit for hours and watch them at the bird feeder. She had adorned parts of her home with Cardinals…be it cookie jars, table cloths etc…and she loved them so very much…When she was no longer able to live alone and we moved her to a retirement home, we made sure, her “cardinals” followed with her…..The summer of 2006 saw her in the early stages of Alzheimers and we knew, at some point, the end was closing in on her..she was 89 and had lived a wonderful , full life….The end came for her after a 35 day stint in the hospital…and the only time in the last 2 weeks that she op
Breakfast At Mcdonald's
(Please read until the end.) This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to
Check This Out, I Was Thinking Of Names... Lol
I'm kind of excited at the thought of being pregnate. So names started going through my mind. If it's a boy - Chance James If it's a girl - Zimora Adrian No my names not Zimora, my real name is Donna, I used this because of all the freaks out there...You know.. lol What you think of the names?
13 Years Ago...
At this time of the morning I was busy in the ER bleeding all over the place. The Dr's were discussing why I was still sucking air. I lived... and they tell me I'm lucky.
Pay Special Attention To What You Read...
To the special people in my life, I am sending this to you to see how many of you actually read your email. Is anyone really out there? Your response will be interesting! Pay close attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you! Here it goes: People come into your life for a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is for a person, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometime
Coconut Shrimp Recipe
(sent to me in 05 from a friend that is a caterer to share) Sorry about the delay. It has been an extremely hectic 3 days at work. Besides I had to relocate the recipe. Shrimp: 4 servings 28 large shrimp 1/3 cup cornstarch 3/4 tsp salt (opt.) 1/2 to 3/4 ground red pepper 3 large egg whites 1 1/2 cups flaked sweetened coconut cooking spray Salsa: 1 cup finely chopped pineapple 1/3 cup finely chopped red onion 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro 1/4 cup pineapple preserves 1 TBSP finely chopped seeded jalapeno pepper 1 1/2 TBSP fresh lime juice 1/4 tsp black pepper Preheat oven to 400 Peel and devein shrimp, leaving tails intact. Rinse shrimp in cold water; drain on paper towels until dry. Combine cornstarch, salt & red pepper in a shallow dish; stir with a whisk. Place the egg whites in a medium bowl, and beat at medium-high speed until frothy (approx. 2 min.). Place coconut in a shallow dish. Work one shrimp at a time, dredge in cornstarc
I Can't Believe This.
It's broutle when you think your pregnate, but your not for sure. Yeah, your stomachs growing, but you think it's just because your getting fat. Your not ready for a child. Your not ready to bring a baby in the world when you was ready to take yourself out. . . . The baby's going to be a bastard, because the father was a prick and decided to leave. It hurts so bad, becuase you grew up without a father and you remember the life you lived. . . . .Always thinkin' it was your fault that he left. No matter how much your mother told you it wasn't. But this time it's really not the kids fault why the daddy left. The daddy left because you cought him in lies, cheating on his girlfriend with you. { Last bulliten I posted explains that. } The baby's dad doesn't even know, but your scared to tell him. Scared that he will just walk away and not want anything to do with him Or he will deny the kid even though you know it's his, because he's the only man you've been with. It's going to b
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Info About Clothes Dryers -- Try It- It May Be True
(forwarded to me in 05 from a friend of mine...) A friends clothes dryer went out. The guy that fixes things went in to the dryer pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. We always clean the lint from the filter after every load of clothes. He told us that he wanted to show us something. He took the filter over to the sink, ran hot water over it. Now, the lint filter is made of a mesh material - I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter looks like. WELL......the hot water just sat on top of the mesh!!! It didn't go through it at all!!! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that's what burns out the heating unit. You can't SEE the film, but it's there. This is also what causes dryer units to catch fire potentially burn your house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long time (and to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out and wash it with hot soapy water and an old to
Depression
Depression.... Able to look at the world through tear stained eyes, Knowing that you have been told only lies. Trying to accept the truth that it is over- only t express your thoughts that needed to be spoken. Keep trying to find hope in what you believe, And all is found is lost like a ship at sea. Trying to accept what is real, And telling the world how you feel. Wanting to end it all, Only to make it easier by nightfall. Keeping it all from the ones who love you, Seeing that the truth and hiding it so deeply as you do. Hurting with each passing day, When all you need for someone to whisper "I LOVE YOU yesterday, tomorrow, and forever... I will stay." written by: Becky aka naughtyBBWnurse on o2/04/2007
Gotta Love Those Redheads!
(email circulated in 2005) One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, $200." To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent !!!!!!
Snow Humor Cartoons
Calvin & Hobbes were at it again, again, and again!! Actually, 15 times with a sense of humor about snow and snowmen. Great fun for anyone to take a gander. Start with this cartoon and keep moving through the series! :D Enjoy!!
.....fobidden Chips...
why do potato chips and dip taste so damn good after midnight? is there some sort of time-release flavor technology going on there or something?? because i needed a snack...and damn, these chips are perfect!
Horray!!!!!!
Today has finally arrived!!!I started college and my new class-welfare!!!and it was fantastic!!
Reasons To Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells g
Nativity Flash Movie
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Talk To Me
i am new to this site and am ooking for cute girls to talk to. will talk to enyone intresting send me a message
There Sick Lyrics But Dont Cry They Mean Nothing
(my clown paint in between your thighs) as you look into my eyes your fears become subside im the clown you always wanted you know that ive never fronted you feel the gush of wind as i thrust it in becareful what you wish for cause this clown is the oltamant tormentor fucking you with razors on my finger nails watching you as your face tuns pail going down to eat up the choped up pussy guts go on put my dick on up watching the pussy so I can see the bloody nut as im telling you all thes lies my clown paint is in between your thighs you dont have to listen to thees lies but the clown paint is still in between your thighs as im telling you all thees lies my clown paint is in between your thighs you dont have to listen to thees lies but the clown paint is still in between your thighs im thusting the guts im busting the nuts im still fucking thees sluts cant beleve there trusting thees nuts overly trusting overly busting overly nuting overly
Cassie Need Ta Read I Do Love You!!
"don't matter" Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Believe we gon' fight(We gon' fight) Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize And I'ma have you first always in my heart To keep you satisfied Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobo
The Four Candles
Double click on the 4 Candles link below... it is truly awesome! .........Wait for the first 3 candles to go out then watch the 4th candle... The Four Candles
To A Keeper!
¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ file://____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone\'s mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,·´º o`·,/__/ _/_ file://____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° So while we have it . . . it\'s best we love it . . .. and care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . . . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .... And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents.
Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You Huggzz My Friends!!
Are You One Of The 86%? I'd Bet You Are
This is by a daughter of a murdered couple in Raytown who had a Bible and Bookstore on 63rd street. Just one more example: When I had to testify at the murder trial of my parents a week ago, I was asked to raise my right hand. The bailiff started out "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I stood there and waited but she said nothing. She said "Do you?" I was so stunned I blurted out "What happened to "so help me God'?" She came back with "Do you?" I replied yes, but I was perplexed. Then the judge said ................ "You can say that if you want to." I stopped, raised my right hand, and finished with "So help me God!" I told my son and daughter that when it came time for them to testify, they should do the same. It's no wonder we have so many problems in this country. If I'd had my wits about me I'd have told them that taking God out of the courtroom is only going to result in more criminals and murderers
Case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. She had the man arrested after his reaction on the fourth move. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost i
True Friend...
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying .. WE screwed up, but we had fun! " Proud to be your Friend! I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned..that money doesn't buy class. I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done. To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to
~ Hug Certificate~
THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __8888822
The Pink Dress
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!! The Pink Dress There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reas
Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
Hard To Get Next Rank
Its hard as hell to get next rank cuz I dont have any new pics I am going to buy me a new cam soon to try and rank up.Sorry for not having any new pics up :(
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Bipolar Bear
Bipolar Bear Current mood: weird looking at wedding gowns on Ebay...watching a wedding show on the TeeVee now that the power's back on. ::sigh:: i wanna get married someday...in the far, far future; when everyone has flying cars and we've cured AIDS and cancer. ::scoff:: and eugh! 'peach brandy' is freakin' disgusting. i'll stick to beer, wine, and mixed drinks. i'm just reminded how much i hate the taste of liquor. HATE. HAAAATE! ::gag:: also, i think i might be a little manic tonight...this is pretty new for me, i'm not quite sure what to do (other than stay up all night and chat someone's ear off). any of my lovely bipolar friendicles have any input or ideas?
Head Hurts
I have a damn headache. Yuck. I need to write a paper too and my head is stopping me from even thinking much about what it is I need to write. I have to go to the mall again tomorrow with my friend to compile more data for our papers. Plus help him with the outline and overall data. But knowing me, I'll sit and flip through some motox magazines for a bit, THAN start observing people... or both.
Are People For Real?????
Yesterday i came across a profile that i was totaly sick to my stomach to read....so I left a comment and here it is........ we are all God's children my brotha......and after seeing your page i honsetly think that you need Jesus in your life. We all have are own opinon, just like we all have an asshole.....if you can read between the lines.......I have rasied my kids to love one another and to cherrish life weather you are black or white or any beautiful colour of the world. Yes I am white, however my children are mixed and I just want to say ...BE BLACK AND BE PROUD....much love to you!!!!!!!!!sugar I'm not stupid and I know you cant change peoples mind or the way thay think, but this guy is going around rating peoples profile a 1 and leaving nasty comments on there page....here's what he left me...............go check it out on my page! John #2 Get real. Stay off my profile, you fucking race-traitor! I wanted so much to comment back at him, but i felt I was much b
Come And Pick Your Favorite!
Hey there everybody I am going to be in the sexiest eyes contest, yeah i know another cntest, suckss lol but I have to try this 1 out.....So here are a few that I think are the ones that should be in the running, and you guyz are gonna be the ones that have to look at it, so you should have a say hehe....I have gotten atleast 1 for for all of em so far so that not too helpful lol, but thanks to everybody that gave me your opinion...Here are the choices!! Number 1 Number 2 Number 3 Number 4 Number 5 Number 6 I added a few this time, So i would love ur opinion thankss!!!
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I Got This From A Friend So Lets Help This Guy Out!
Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. A kid needs our help so do the right thing. HI my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your life
Seether Feat. Amy Lee - Broken
Seether feat. Amy Lee Broken I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away ‘cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away
When Wil It Be Me
I see the couples are walkin` by Feel like I Don`t wanna be alone today So glad no one can see what I hide Deep inside How it feels to be The girl who never gets the right guy Tell me why When there`s so much I`ve got to give I wake up reaching out in the night Ready to hold him tight `Til I realize That nobody is there When will it be me? When will I be the one Somebody`s dreaming of? When`s it gonna be? When will I find my heart Lyin` inside the arms That never let me go? I`d really like to know When will it be me? My friends seem to have all the love Knocks on their door and walks right in I know that I am worthy of what I`ve been wishing for I can`t wait no more Love`s nowhere to be found Feeling his tender touch Talkin` bout forever together Givin` him all my love That`s been trying to break free When will it be me? When will I be the one Somebody`s dreaming of? When`s it gonna be? When will I find my heart Lyin` inside the arms That
Im Naked..... Wanna Touch?
Then go help him out and maybe ill post a revealing pic...... Show him some sweet CT love for me yall!!!! And repost this so even if you dont your friends might! ♥Mel _DRAMA_KILLER_~addicted to super girl~@ CherryTAP
Concrete Blonde - Tomorrow Wendy
Concrete Blonde Tomorrow Wendy Still in L.A. It is complete now two ends of time are neatly tied A one-way street, she's walking to end of the line And there she meets the faces she keeps in her heart and mind They say good byetomorrow, wendy, you're going to die They say good byetomorrow, wendy, you're going to die Underneath the chilly gray november sky We can make believe that kennedy is still alive and We're shooting for the moon and smiling jackie's driving by and They say good trytomorrow wendy is going to die Tomorrow wendy is going to die I told the priest, don't count on any second coming God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming! He had the balls to come, the gall to die and then forgive us! No, I don? wonder why, I wonder what he thought it would get us?  Hey, hey, good bye Tomorrow wendy? going to die Hey, hey, good bye Tomorrow wendy's going to cry Tomorrow wendy's going to cry Only God says jump So I s
Missing Person?
What do you do when you're looking for someone, and it's starting to look like they don't want to be found??? I'm looking for Janet Miller, who was my best friend in high school. She moved to Vancouver to attend UBC, and then she just disappeared off the face of the earth. I have no clue where to find her! I've done so many searches on the internet for her, put ads in the paper, everything! I'd really like to get in touch with her again, I haven't seen her in so long! If anyone has any information on her whereabouts, please leave a comment! Or email me directly at ffaelan@gmail.com Thanks.
Fuck.
Ugh, I'm sick. And I might be pregnate! ! ! ! ! Could it possible get any worse? Seriously..
Hellogoodbye - Here (in Your Arms)
I like, Where we are, When we drive, In your car. I like, Where we are, Here. Cause our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. I like, Where you sleep, When you sleep, Next to me. I like, Where you sleep, Here. Our lips, Can touch. And our cheeks, Can brush. Cause our lips can touch, Here. Where you are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell in love, in love, With you suddenly. Now there's no place else, I could be, but, Here in your arms. Our lips can touch. Our lips can touch, Here. You are the one, the one, That lies close to me. Whispers, "Hello, I miss you quite terribly." I fell
People Think They Know Me
I am just an average Woman living in San Pedro, CA. I guess by my picture, everyone assumes I must be a party girl. Those days are long gone. I am pretty much a stay home gal now but I do like to have a few drinks listening to good music here and there if its a bar u know it has to be Classic Rock or in a club its disco. retro and alternative. But i gotta tell u guys something, He may not be around at this time but I HAVE A MAN that I am solely IN LOVE WITH he is my soulmate, my partner, my lover and Best friend until the end. I LOVE YOU, HONEYHON!
My Pic Got Reported As Nsfw
And I know that it had to be one of my friends... SOOOO IF YOU ARE GOING TO REPORT THEM AS SUCH... STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. ~Just Meee~
What Would You Like To Know? :o)
If you read my other blog, and have any questions, ideas, or just wanna chat about the easy way of doin Adkins diet. Post them here, and I will respond glady. Or private message me, and I will respond to all, and try 2 help U... in any way I can, aight? :o) As I said before. Screw a buncha points. This aint what I'm about. I want to help people. Please help me keep my public post I do EVERY DAY of the way I made it on the Adkins diet, and STILL DO alive, by reposting it.... so others can read it, and use it if they need to. I love all of yah!!! Stay cool! :oD kisses n hugs :o) ~~~ Johnny ~~~
Joseph Brandt
The Mohawk Indian chief Joseph Brant served as a spokesman for his people, a Christian missionary of the Anglican church, and a British military officer during the U.S. War of Independence. He is remembered for his efforts in unifying upper New York Indian tribes and leading them in terrorizing raids against patriot communities in support of Great Britian's efforts to repress the rebellion. He is also credited for the establishment of the Indian reservation on the Grand River in Canada where the neighboring town of Brantford, Ontario, bears his name. Brant was born in 1742 on the banks of the Ohio River and given the Indian name of Thayendanegea, meaning "he places two bets." He inherited the status of Mohawk chief from his father. He attended Moor's Charity School for Indians in Lebanon, Connecticut, where he learned to speak English and studied Western history and literature. He became an interpreter for an Anglican Missionary, the Reverend John Stuart, and together they translat
Update On Months Available
OK I ALREADY HAVE 3 ENTRIES SO THE FOLLOWING MONTHS ARE TAKIN.. MARCH,JULY,AND OCTOBER SO THAT MEANS THESE ARE AVAILABLE : JAN FEB APRIL MAY JUNE AUGUST SEPT NOV DEC
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What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitten!@ CherryTAP♥ Always Looking For Something I Can't Find ♥@ CherryTAP
Need 2 Get More Points Asap
Show me some love and I will show you the love back! Help Me Get started Fast so I can Start 2 show everyone who helps me love back. Hugs-n-Love Fresh Meat 4 Now
Buh-dunk-a-dunk
1. Name all the people that live in your home.? my, my mum, julius (fat puppy), 2. Besides the state you currently live in, how many OTHER states have you had sex? 4 3. Do you watch “24”? nope. 4. Favorite beer? guinness 5. Do you take your shoes off when you walk in the house? nope. 6. Pepsi of Coke? Coke please 7. Regular or Diet? Regular. Diet reminds me of childhood. 8. What’s the most embarrassing product you had to buy at the grocery store? *scratches head* i dont know....i mean, i bought chick stuff before...but it embrassing to me really.... 9. Where is the nearest Sonic? Gary...like 20-30 minutes...in the gheeeetto. 10. What’s the strangest thing you ever ate? i eat wierd shit for others amusement all the time....usually, not so much weird stuff as gross...like olive juice, shit of the floor, well not SHIT but like a fry that been there for a WHILE, or a fry that was on the ground in an alley in Hammond for like an hour....ya know. w
Love
Today was the day the Indianapolis Colts played the Chicago Bears in Superbowl XLI. Ever since Peyton Manning was the quarterback for the Colts, my friend Joe has been a fan of them, hoping to see the day he could get a ring. Finally, today was that day. Congratulations to the Colts. You should've seen Joe. He was like an excited little kid when Peyton threw his 1st touchdown pass of the Superbowl tonight. He yelled, and jumped up on the arm of the couch. Heh, now picture a big, 6'3" black guy jumping up on the arm of the couch screaming. Hehe...it was a sight. That's one of the things that makes football so great. A lot of passion in the sport we love. During half-time of this game, I got a phone call from my friend Leigh, who I haven't heard from in a few days. She was sick. Stomach flu I think, but I'm happy she called, even though it was brief. I ran into my older sister and my friend Tara having a conversation about love when I was in the kitchen. Tara told my
Sexxxy Playmatez
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEVERAL L
Manitoba History
Without the friendship of a remarkable Indian the settlement at the forks of the Red and the Assiniboine rivers could not have been established as early as 1812. Chief Peguis was born in 1774 near Sault Ste. Marie and originally the spelling of his name was Begwa-is (he-who-cuts-into-the-beaver-house). When a young man he lead a group of Saulteaux to the Red river and occupied the territory about Netley Creek where the Red flows into Lake Winnipeg. He and four other chiefs claimed authority over all the Red River Valley, and when he became aware of the great rivalry between the two fur-trading companies, Peguis foresaw trouble and warned the Indians against taking sides. He was a man of great oratorical gifts and strength, and quite handsome in spite of the loss of part of his nose-bitten off in a fight when he was young. He wore his shiny black hair in two long braids studded with bits of brass, a breechcloth, cotton shirt, red leggings and a blanket. When he wished to impress othe
Counterfeit
I saw about a peck of counterfeit dollars once. Did I go to the window and throw away all my good dollars? No! Yet you reject Christianity because there are hypocrites, or counterfeit Christians. - William E. Biederwolf
Bears Losing... : (
im gonna live.. at least they made it to the superbowl, im happy for that!! game was going so great then colts kicked thier ass.. grrrrrr. still love da bears 4 ever!! GO BEARS!
Out There
sorry if i am too naughty or outspoken for some. I just believe in having a little fun. anyone agree? i yam who i yam..lol
One Last Breath
Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down
Love
Love is knowing that you care.Love is that you will always be there.Love is not just a word you say,Love is knowing that he one you love will never walk away.If there was one thing I would ask it would be that you always Love me.
A Prayer For My Cousin
Dear God, I Ask you to send an angel maybe more then just one to watch over my beloved cousin......whom i love dearly more then any other......for he is a good, great, awsome person that i have made part of my life.......please i ask you please do not take him from us...i know he is an angel...truely he is.....he has saved me from myself and made me realize that life can be greater then it is now......he has made me see life in a different persective......and that i have done a thousand wrongs but he made me see it as lessons that has to be learned from.......that everyone makes mistakes in there lives...more then once...he has told me that life is very precious...and that it is up to me to spend it the way i want to.....told me that i can be the greatest person that i can be.....and that it was okay to cry when you want to.....when your happy, sad, mad, confused, and hurt or depressed...... i know that he is doing good by protecting our freedom.....but why is it that the ones w
Shivelry Is Not Dead
Shivelry is not dead I said,for there are still Knights of today,who love so deeply,speak so passionately,and do all there is for a lady,a kiss on the hand,a opening of a door,defending a womens honor til death need be,... love never dies,...just postponed til another life.
Friends
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back.
Licenses
I make them also, in 16million colors so just ask, including the VERY EASY to make VIC...people. Don't let others fool you into thinking this is a difficult process, it is NOT! I can make anything, not just TAP designs. You name it, it can be a license...WOW, imagine that! You can view a few in my folder labeled "Tags". These are not a big deal to do folks. ps> I do morphs and skins as well
Sx A3 Results
Supercross A3 Results: 1) #7 James "Bubba" Stewart 2) #22 Chad Reed 3) #15 Tim Ferry 4) #27 Nick Wey 5) #26 Mike Byrne I'm not posting A3 Lites results until next Saturday when they show it on Speed. I dont want to know who won until then. Hometown rider, #11 Travis Preston, made out with 11th position.
Tears Of Happiness..!!!
for the ones that do not already know, Corey Taylor is .... my god. or sum' ... i got 4 albums with Stone Sour, the best band in my history... coreys voice.. oh my .... finally i got my favorite track of all times on mp3.. and im so über happy and filled with joy. the track is called Stone Sour - Zzyxz Rd. i totaly LOVE that track... it could make me cry of joy and happiness at anytime. the feelig i get when i listen to thattrack the joy. i dunno. even theo the text is sort of depressing.. the track is just JOY!! i dunno i hope they will be playing at Hultsfred Festival here in sweden just like last year. and tht they play that track then .. i will be happy for a year. or more. i want to see them live.. i want to hear corey sing. i fucking luv coreys voice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWXrexiKiUo I dont know how else to put this It's taken me so long to do this I'm falling asleep and i cant see straight My muscles feel like a malee My bodys curled in a u shape I put
No One Else
No one else can compare.No one else was ever there.You were the one to hold me when I shedded one single tear.The one to hold me in my time of fear.No one else has ever been there like you have for me.So no one else will ever compare.
Allright Folks I'm Goin To The Store
so when i get back some one should have wanted to talk to me by then.
Yes...pepsico Sponsors Me...sort Of...
So, I've had a few questions about my name. Yes, PepsiCo does give me freebies for using this name. It didn't start out that way, however. See, I have used this name for a long time on MySpace and on my messengers and e-mail. I am an avid Mountain Dew lover through and through. A while back, a PepsiCo rep found my profile on MySpace and saw the pics of me drinking Dew. They contacted me, and our relationship was born. I get free Dew every month just about (free 2 Liters and 20oz bottles). I get shirts, stickers, beanies, jackets...stuff like that. Mountain Dew even sent me a birthday card (emo tear...how sweet). So, while I DO get stuff from Pepsi...I had this name long before. It's just a good bonus, ya know? So, there ya have it. Mountain Dew loves me back, and it's the best relationship I've ever had. I plan on naming my firstborn son Mountain Dew. No...I'm not serious, you moron. *amanda cherry*
Wait 4 U
I will wait 4 you as long as it takes.No one will ever take your place.You are the one and only that makes my heart skip a beat.The one I think about as I fall asleep.You are the one I want to wake up to each morning and see your smiling face.So I will stay here as long as it takes and do nothing,but wait.
Damn It's Freakin' Cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok for those of you who AREN'T from the midwest, we are now in somewhat of a deep freeze. It's been dropping to about below 5 at night.. but today is a whole new ballgame!! It's gonna be -15 degrees and the high is gonna be about -3 on Monday. Which is today. It's so cold, I call it "snot sticking weather". Everytime you sniff, your nostrils almost stick together! It sounds gross and funny all at the same time, but unless you live in a state where it gets this cold, you might not understand. But it won't last long.. I hope. Well, if I don't freeze today when I go into work, I'll catch ya later! Stay warm my northern friends!
~~ Quiz Time Everybody ~~
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: deannaNickname(s): deeAge: 38Birthday: april 2ndBirthplace: anderson,indianaCurrent Location: bloomington,illinoisEye Color: bedroom brownHair Color: long blondishHeight: 5'5Weight: 137lbsLefty or Righty: rightyZodiac Sign: ariesWhat Do You Drive: like most pplScreenname: diet_d3w_g1rl{---Favorites---}Color: purpleNumber: dont really have oneBand: trace adkins not really a bandMusic Genre: 80'sTV Show: csi Movie: dazed and confusedActor: not sureActress: not sureKind of Movie: horror so i can cuddleCartoon: roadrunnerSport: nascar DALE JR ROCKSFast Food Restaurant: dont really have oneFood: dont eat muchIce Cream: cookie doughCereal: honey combsCandy:
What The C T A F Does
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitten!@ CherryTAP♥ Always Looking For Something I Can't Find ♥@ CherryTAP
Sex Poems......
sex poems: Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Daddy Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!
Super Bowel Fun!!
OMG!! I had such a good time playing on the phone today with all the hot guys worked up over the game. I really gave them a distraction and believe me when I say they scored a Touch Down!! I look forward to talking to more!!
Catch Phrase ?
Mr. E's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Care bears... stare!" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com
Im In The Dictionary ;)
Mr. E -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Da Colts Baby!
Yes.. we finally won ! go Colts! ahhaha Oh yeah.. In memory of this momentius moment.. I made a salute .. in my bobby sanders #21 jersey! with my afc black hat on.. u can't see the hat though.. darn zoom lol it was rejected.. and now i have to write it down .. my handwriting is bad.. i dunno how this will go.. brb.. lmao
Something New
well thought I would try something new...
Im Going To Jail
Mr. E will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
2007
In 2007, you will... Discover a new sexual position 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com
Nickname
Mr. E's sexual nickname: "Weed-Wacker" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Oops
Mr. E was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in a field ... you've been caught by your siblings! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com
Bored
trayc Kama Sutra Master 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
My Funny Valentine
My funny valentine Sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, unphotographable Yet you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than greek Is your mouth a little bit weak When you open it to speak, are you smart Don't, baby don't Don't change you hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine stay Each day is valentine's Each day is valentine's day Stay little valentine stay, stay, stay Each day is valentine's Each day is valentine's day Valentine's day ~ By Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart
Hhhhhmmmmm
tracey was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the cemetary ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com
Bloody Hell...
Hi all.... Yup its me again.... sitiing drinking wine waiting for kids to go to bed.... then i can do what i want..... So if u r reading this shit i dribble on with.... u must be BORED!!!!! if u feel like chatting to me send me a message or come and have a chat..... ill be nice....maybe.....maybe not..... hehehehehehehe
Pagan Prayer--prayer Of Condolences
Oh mother goddess hear my prayer touch the hearts of the grieving for they need your comfort lay your never ending love around them so it will comfort their pain and help them remebr the good times so they dont fester on the lost so mote it be so blessed be
Salute Guidelines.......please Read
1. A HANDWRITTEN sign that clearly states: CHERRYTAP.COM, SCREEN NAME, and MEMBER ID along with a clear picture in the photo. We should be able to clearly read the sign and see the you in the photo. (Example www.CherryTAP.com/Scrapper, ID #22) 2. “Photoshopped” and typed salutes will NOT be accepted. If it looks misleading, it should be rejected. 3. The following items WILL be allowed in the photo as part of the verification: a) A LostCherry/CherryTAP t-shirt. b) Any signs written on their hands, arms, head, but they MUST have the same information as above. Nudes or exposed photos are NOT acceptable. 4. Do NOT put your salute in a private album. If we can not see it, it will be rejected. 5. Photos that do not show your face or are to dark to clearly make out your face will be rejected. Make your your face is clear to see. Also if the salute is to blurry it will be rejected also. Follow these guidelines and you should be good to go on
Perpetual Love
The love I have for you will never fade It consumes me like a roaring flame The pain I feel inside Will never subside But the tears can no longer fall As I watch life goes by, but all life has left my soul All joy has left my heart I am now empty If its love that you seek, if it is happiness that you long for, I wish you well That is the true intentions of my heart, no longer consumed with rage Life goes on Or so it seems But the day you decided to no longer stay All life has stood still No words can describe the pain, the hurt I feel No words can describe the anguish and shame. Till the day I die I will not stop loving you. My mind never stop thinking about you Never forget what we have been through. I will never forget the I love you’s .. The dreams we had of being together I will never forget that Never stop loving you And this love allows me to say goodbye Because not being with you… Is perpetual suiside.
My Cries
Looking back now I can see us Feeling good about the way we used trust Forever I believed it to be a must But it always ended up to be a huge fuss I loved the way that you used to smile Forgetting all the things that could have made me frown You would make me laugh if I was feeling down Parading all around like I gave you the crown Being with you set my life at ease Never feeling a single sneeze or falling to my knees But all it does not is give me much more grief I needed you vaccine The first time I kissed you I thought it would always last How stupid of me to see that you would be so fast Changing us by the week you returned to your past All you have now is a life that bound to crash When I got the news of you leaving without a reason It felt bad because now I'm without a season You meant the world to me seems now your found for treason How can I forgive you with the reason you have for leaving It seems that distance came with change You proved it by y
Comfort
A soft breeze blowing across your face, slowly bringing the smell of daisies and the alluring aroma of clothes hung outside to dry into your nose and thru your brain, Sendind waves of peace and tranquility throughout your soul and being, feeling of being home and a kid again of not having to worry about tomorrow Suddenly being jolted back to reality by the bad news of a friend, realizing that you dont hold tomorrow, after this day comes to an end. Wanting to find that comfort zone and lock yourself away taking all the cares of morrow and leaving them in yesterday.
Bears Rule
thats wrong. bears lost i lost money that sux
End This War
The world feels like it's storming and everyone is ignoring !peace! all my life was warning for every single morning with life sets a new gap and trying hard feels like a trap peace is impossible with dictators that talk all crap time has struck us way too soon and our whole lives are fading among angry goons, with nothing better to do battling with guns, and bombs they chose people scared to walk from their rooms because the fight has entered places of much to lose with ever second we stand there are people drowning in the sand and our only master plan is to kill a freaking man watch as I end this war of retched chatter, firing battles, and racing jets to bomb a city with deadly missiles that could bury a fifty men history will repeat and men will retreat with a run for their lives and certain defeat women and children fall and men with guns brawl this world will never understand friendship is just people standing hand in hand playing in t
Racism
You know, I am just about tired of all this racial crap they claim is going on toward the black people. Enough already. Is it our fault that the prisons are a majority black? Did we force them to go rob the convenience store, or to rape the woman, or to shoot someone for drug money, to sell drugs or take drugs? It takes more energy and effort to break the law than to sit at home and drink a beer and watch TV. You want to talk discrimination? Let’s talk about the white male for a second. As a business owner I am forced to hire someone black or I am discriminating against them regardless if they are qualified or not. In sports owners are forced to interview black coaches for head coach positions regardless of their credentials. In college you can get a scholarship based on race unless you are a white male. Hell you can’t even get a scholarship for being a smart white male hardly anymore. We have a black history month talking about all the black people have done in the world. Ok let’s tal
Renegade Rebels Roll Call
OK IM ASKING FOR EVERY ONE WHO IS A FAMILY MEBER TO POST A RESPONCE SAYING PRESENT. IM TRYING TO MAKE A LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS AND THIS IS ONLY WAY I KNOW TO GET EXACT COUNT. TY FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Alice
This is for ----- who wanted me to write a poem about Alice in Wonderland. Hope that it is good enough Alice went to wonderland leaving her problems behind Just trying to escape the deadly daily grind Her time whittled away by harsh memories and fears Too proud and headstrong to cleanse her pain with tears Looking for the answers on the edges of razor blades drinking to make her forget all the times she'd been betrayed Alice fought her broken heart a tyrannical queen Forgetting all the shattered promises she had ever seen Letting velvety soft darkness engulf her mind abandoning everything that was ever unkind Making up stories in her head to help her through the day trying to discard depression and disarray Alice chased broken dreams down forsaken rabbit holes Putting too much weight on things out of her control Following the white rabbit down dead ended paths Caring too much about petty revenge and wrath Doing things that drive her farther down
New Blogsite
To add to the newly regenerated IS THIS TACK? www.isthistack.blogspot.com and the existing WORK IN PROGRESS www.jamiesueaustin.blogspot.com Is the NEW UNCONVENTIONAL BEAUTY www.uncommonbeauty.blogspot.com Which I'm having a lot of fun with right now.
Girl Skillz
Info For Everbody 2 Know
Waz Good
what it is wit cha shawty
To All Colts Fans (repost)
i would like to start by saying congrats to the team and the quarterback he is a cutie ....and anyone who wants to talk i m here .......that game was awesome so was the halftime show ......
Whats The Happs
I need as many friends as possable. So all you pimps and pimpettes add me rate me what ever. Holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help Me Beat My Big Sister
click on the pic and leave lots of comments
Life
life, is so, unfair sometimes I wonder if the bad things that happen to us in life is just a test to see how much we value life, there was a time in my life when I thought that there was no point in life, but time has showed me that I was wrong, I have learned a lesson with every thing that I thought it was a bad experience I learned that like is like a school you live and learn.......and keep moving on!!
Need Some Help
i need lots of comments to win a diamond ring will u help me out with some comments just click the pic
Cruise Pics
I will have to look for pics of me on my cruise with the BareNaked Ladies to the Turks and Caicos. Most of the time I am behind the camera. Though I am going on another cruise come Next January, so I should rectify that problem. Right now Enjoying the Puppy Bowl! and hey lets give a big FU to the Stalker out there.. looks like she has nothing better to do with her time.
Females
I hate you more for promising to hang out For telling me you like me and wanna go out for making dates with me Then not showing up claiming you forgot having something "come up" Just tell the truth believe i what you say stand up for what you feel. Stop making things up and stop trying to be a nice guy by not admiting to your feelings. Be a nice guy and an adult by being honest cause please it hurts more when you say yes then back out then if you say no. FUCKING BITCHES
Wings Of Humanity
Humans fly everywhere fast and furiously. Like a pack of starlings they take to there wings and fly. Going in unison left then right most the time with tattered wings like there starling counterparts never knowing where to go. But once in awhile they catch a draft and sore above clouds trees mountains traffic bosses and even bills. They sore to the sky’s like eagles and there wings unfold and make great shadows on the ground below. The Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk. Armstrong on the moon. Limburg over the Atlantic. But not all who soured flew. Edison had a bright idea. Gram got burnt by long distance charges. Fords machines race through the countryside still today. And even some who became eagles are unknown. I know people who soared on may 19, 1975 April 7 1978 - august 19 1985 – May 6 1986 November 19 1978 – April 24 1985 – March 20 1978 June 7 1977 – march 21 1996 - august 23 1998 May 11 2000 – April 5 2004 And you……your wings spread wide as you flew and
Verbs
Throw, Sleep, Blow, Hide, Jump Kiss, Fly, Splunk, Spit, Drink Run, Fuck, Urinate, Act, Inhale Cut, Whisper, Ponder, Rattle, Defenestrate. So we have simple verbs, We have complex verbs. Heck we even have cave jumping throwing people out of windows verbs. Body functions and functioning bodies. But even with al those verbs we’ve seemed to forget how to love, breathe, be and simply live.
The Sorrow On Her Face
THE SORROW ON HER FACE The sorrow is written on her face. Her eyes beg me with sadness. I feel the worry from her aura. Does she know I’m saving the world for her? Sanity flows away from us. Slipping through the net of our time. Will time led to love? Will love lead to passion? Will the sorrow depart from her face?
The Sadness In Her Eyes
The sadness in her eyes led me to want to cry. The fact that I can’t heal it, The fact that I only make it worse kills me. I wish I could heal her mind, give her an emotional baind-aid and take away the hurt. But I can’t because if I want to take the hurt away I have to take away her ability to feel. Her ability to love her ability to live. Nothing can be done about her sadness except be there and not ignore her all that can be done is help her to feel live and love again and forever.

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