Fubar Blogs 5

Turkey Time
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's > house for the traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. > She told my sister that she needed something from the > store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey > out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the > turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the > stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she > reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother > exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister > started to cry. It took the family two hours to > convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE.........

So Far I Think...
CherryTap is like the Wal-Mart of social networking sites. I know it's touted as an "internet night club" or whatever. Clever, real fucking clever marketing department. I spent the better part of the last hour reviewing some of the user base. Hate me if you want, but I must be honest. -About 45% of the users are grossly overweight. They have nothing but headshots, which is a rather dead giveaway for "being obese". Being fat is OK, I'm not that much of an asshole, but don't try to hide it. Hide it, and then I'm an asshole. I have a PhD in being a ruthless motherfucker. -About 50% of the male demographic is kinda... disgusting. I'm not going to say I'm a prize catch or anything, because I'm really just a drunk guy with a sharp wit. But if you are middle age, hairy, and sending cherry blasts just asking "for friends", give it up. Give up life, man. Go to Tijuana and buy some hookers because finding someone to hook up with on CT isn't going to happen. -About 10% of the girls

This Is So True!!
"MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people" HaHa

Fuckin Slayer..........
So Slayer and Unearth are starting a tour together in smaller venues. They will bring the brutal music right up to your face in these places. Me and Metal Mark are getting tickets for Orlando's House of Blues on Feb.23rd. This is a friday and it will be a long, yet awesome road trip. well not that long. ive made the trip before and its 8 hours from ATL and about 4.5 hours from Statesboro. Tickets are $35. We are looking for two more people or so. If you want to see Slayer,and who doesnt, let me know asap!!! This concert will kick your ass! also we will get a hotel for friday AND saturday night. we will leave ATL on thursday afternoon, crash in the 'boro for the night and head to Orlando friday morning. we will be ariving back in ATL on sunday night. Orlando is a cool place to chill and hit the bars on saturday night. I have always had a good time when ive been down there. IF YOU PLAN TO GO, TIX GO ON SALE SATURDAY MORNING AT 10 A.M. DO NOT WAIT TO GET YOUR TICKET BECAUS

Ex's Bf's Should Stay Gone!!!
ok i've been broken up w/ my abusive ex for 14 months now. we were togeher for 2 years, i raised his son from the time he was 19 months old to the time he was over 3, pottytrained him, started teaching him to talk (he was a special needs child because his biological mother was a methaddict), fed him, clothed him, nurtured him, put him to bed at night, he called me "Shmom" short for Shannon-mom (my real name is Shannon). i supported them BOTH financially since the bastard wouldnt get off welfare and so i paid the rent, bought the groceries, bought the clothes on BOTHS their backs, bought diapers, baby wipes, everything! then the jerk had the gaul to track me down on myspace and send me a message saying "what happend to our love. i really did love u. it's your long lost love David" so i flipped. and i said "long lost YES love HELL NO!" u abused me, u hurt me took advantage of me and then broke my heart by cheating on me w/ your son's mother, THEN cheated on me AGAIN w/ some random chick

All In My Head
The things I hide inside my mind will never be seen by someone I cant trust and even if I told you everything on my mind you might be left with a feeling of disgust, would you undserstand, could you comprehend ? Its easy to say you do when you think youve heard it all but its deeper than knowing and even if you knew what to do in the end; can you help me if I fall ? For every action theres a reaction and every thought theres a root. Roots that start from things that happen way back when, now and then, again and again but it never stops growing from within. There were many times I would be going through a situation and I thought I was ok and my mind was free but what happened was I planted a seed that overshadowed my needs and gave me what I wanted but entangled my beliefs with greed. Now whats in my mind has become a huge hybrid tree that feeds on speed and is bigger than I originally thought it out to be. Thoughts and ideas that

The Sex Quiz
You scored as Phone Sex. "Talk dirty to me" describes your idea of a good time. A sexy voice really sets the tone of a good evening for you. Phone Sex83%Oral Sex78%Orgy78%Anal Sex72%Cyber Sex72%Normal Sex67%Gay Sex56%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

My Type Of Sex!!!!!!!
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test

Sea Of Red
Lets truly be a SEAof Red Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn'tknow the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so fewdays. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicagoth

Today Was Not My Day
Today was not a good day for me today. The day started off all wrong. It rained this morning and then I had friends calling me very early in the morning. I leave and go to work and my manager is not acting rite. She is 4 months pregnant and she was getting on everyone's last nerve today just because the head people will be here to inspect the store in the morning when we get there. She wanted us to do everything from putting clothes out to cleaning the bathroom, the stock room, under the registers, plus mopping and sweeping the floor. I felt like snapping on people today and the customers were no better. I just hope tomorrow will be a better day.

Cherry_tap_myspace_is There Any Point??
Tonight I decided to add my name to cyberspace, why not sure.....maybe to get noticed....no f#cking clue! Or could it be that I wanted to see some pics of some hot girls...maybe...but why? Hmm....can you imagine the next 10 years.......

Just Wondering
Well this is my first blog here, and I was just wondering why people hate, and just can't get along. Several years ago, someone tried to interfere with my family (ie: my wife and I) and I even tried to be a friend, then this person did the unthinkable, he convinced my wife to make the biggest mistake of her life. Yes I have forgiven her. However now that this person other relationship has ended, who does he run right back too? My Wife. This is even after to spread lies about her and bad mouthed her to no end. All I ask is you had your chance, you failed, like you have with every married women you talk to, so just leave me and my family alone. This blog is not to start any trouble simply to state feelings I have, and wondering why must people try to invade where they are not welcome?

Hi
hey everyone i'm very new at this I'm single and looking that is one of the main reasons i'm here just so you know also for friends too I'm very new at this so if i don't get back to you soon i might not can find out how to get back intouch with you LOL it'll take me some time to get use to this site so please bare with me if you are single and looking hey let me know sorry girls only LOL

Wtf!!
Men are fuckin pigs, they think they are so much fuckin better then women, and you know what i may hate the fuckin mass majority of women but fuck there is no person in this world that is better then the next. so all you fuckin assholes that think your better then me or any other women cause you got a dick, just remember if it wasnt for a WOMAN your fuckin erogant asses wouldnt even exist. No this doesnt mean all men but, im sure you know what men im talkin bout and if your a guy readin this if you think your better then anybody else, then FUCK YOU?! so now plz put your opinions, Thank you and have a nice fuckin day!! oh yeah and dont hit on a girl and tell her she is pretty then when you IM her tell her she is "too much" for you. ASSHOLE!!

New...
So yeah... I got this link from a friend of mine.. and I told her I would get on later.. and I did.. and look what happened.. non-stop messages.. lol... so if I dont get back to ya please forgive me and give me a little bit of time.

Woman
I will never fully understand the reason why woman are as confusing.. First they act all intrested in you, and then after like the thiurd date, they start to loose intrested.. Cant i just find a girl that will be honest with me after the first date and tell me if they like me or not? JESUS!!!! Im tired of playing the dating game! IT SUCKS

Moving Violation??
Bus company sued for repulsive highway latrine-dumping incident NOVEMBER 7--An Ohio family is suing Greyhound Lines, claiming that they were driving behind one of the company's buses when the vehicle discharged its latrine, covering them and their car with a fetid stew of human waste, toilet paper, and chemicals. In a Court of Common Pleas lawsuit, Robert and Angela Stokes charge that they were driving last May (Mother's Day, to be exact) on I-75 in Toledo when "Greyhound Bus No. 6426" suddenly "emptied the contents of its latrine." The Stokes, who were traveling with their three children, claim that they and their 2002 Ford Explorer were covered with "human urine, human feces, toilet paper, other waste products" and a liquid toilet chemical known as F-104 Inca Gold. Along with destroying their car, the Stokes contend that the bus discharge ruined their clothes and caused them to incur about $10,000 in medical bills. The complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below, seeks at leas

Top Country & Western Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,

Stacy
hi my name is stacy,i have a 3yr.old son and i have bh hazle eyes 5"5 200lbs i love to chat as a friendship and i have a b/f i love to go skating bingo visit with my friends and i have a paper route that i do 6days a week

Drunk Drivers
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN FADE AWAY. Date: Nov 13 2006 10:00 PM For THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND WANT TO SHARE A DRINKING & DRIVING STORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET~ SIZE=5> This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in theburning car and her body was heavily burnt for approx. 45 SECONDS! With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Th

You Mean Sexy Left?
i didnt know it left? wow i am glad we have somebody like justin timberlake( skinny as white kid) to tell me he found sexy ( cuz i didnt think a boy like that knew where to find sexy except his girlfriend which is funny shes even lookin at him) and brought it back! wewh what a relief he found it next time it goes missing would someone contact me please just it would be nice to know and i dont want to have to hear it from someone like justin next time

Christina's Strange World:p
Well I'm about to move in with my bf in two weeks and I'm looking forward to it.. A lot:P I actually moved out from my mothers house when I was 17. I then moved in with my ex and we lived together for about 7 months. The relationship as you've probably already guessed went straight to hell and I had to move out when I couldn't take it anymore. So I moved home to my parents again. BIG mistake. We had a great relationship when I wasn't living at home, but when I got back it got bad. They became more strict than they've ever been and didn't want to realize that their little girl had grown a lot in the past 6 months.. But I'm hoping that my relationship to them will become better when I move out again:) And (of course) I hope this relationship works out better than the last one:P My mother lives out on the country side too. Too little action for me.. So I'm moving to Oslo! Weee:) Lets just hope that Oslo can handle me:P

In My Mind It All Makes Sense Anyway
Ok, I am getting married in 5 weeks. I bought my dress 5 weeks ago. When the day arrives I will be 5 months pregnant. So the ? is...will the damn thing fit?? LMAO. I am stressed like crazy. I have 4 weeks of school left until break so if I want to maintain my 4.0 I still have to stay focussed on school. But then I have a 2 year old who always wants to "help mommy with her homework!!" lol. I am tired all the time from this pregnancy, Mel and I only see each other on weekends. He gets off work just in time for me to leave for class. And as all this goes on, I plan a wedding that takes place 180 miles away from where I live 2 days before Christmas!!! I feel like I am losin' my friggin mind. Then, when I think I can not take anymore and I'm ready to cry...I walk in to school one rainy afternoon last week. I stop to talk to someone who was waiting for the elevator. Just as we concluded our conversation this girl who is real uptight and kind of snotty comes bursting through the door out of t

Scoobie Doobie Doobies
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..."

My First Contest :)
These CT contests are just for fun...you don't get a big house, or lots of money....or a championship ring even :) But people enter and people vote and comment...and its all in good fun :) So I decided to jump in and enter a contest...the sexiest back tattoo....there is some tough competition, all the girls have gorgeous ink...but you know what, I am greedy...yes I am...I want to win this contest. I know it won't get me anything, and it will be forgotten in about 2 seconds after the results are in. But I just think it would be nice to win something :) So I know some people will call this self-promotion...and I fully admit it, yes I am promoting myself....but why not, everybody else does the same thing. And if you feel like it, let all your friends know too.... Here is the link for the contest...comment on me tons and tons...please and thank you :)

I Miss Belfast Big Time
I miss Belfast In 2002, I've decided to go and live in Belfast.Why?? Because one of my friend kind dated a girl from there, who was part of a student exchange program. I got along very well with that girl ,Jennifer who is now one of my very best friend. You'll see why. I wanted to work abroad, and Jennifer told me that I could easily work in Belfast. took me a couple of months to get the money to go and live there. She let me sleep on her sofa for 3 weeks til I get a house.I eventually got one about 100 yards from her house, hahaha!!So she could pratice her French, and I had someone I trusted not far. I first worked in a French restaurant. I got fired. I honestly couldn't be bothered serving food honestly. I came back from work each night disgusted by the smell of food. I went to work in a hotel, doing some waitering at the bar. It was so much better. I was kinda paid to serve and party. It's really funny when girls see a guy working in a bar, I was often behind

Dreams Can Come True..
What do you do when you are faced with love, like you have never known. A man who has choosen me and shows me things I have never experienced or felt. Last night my boyfriend and I went to the beach, there was the beach, the stars, the moonlight, toes in the sand, and some of the most passionate kisses I have ever felt in all of my life. We held each other on the beach, loving every moment together. Then I started to cry it was like all the sorrow from my previous relationships and all the love I was feeling for this incrediable man had just weld up inside of me and exploded. I have never felt like this. It was a perfect night!! One that willl never be taken away from me and one I will always remember. Now this wonderful man is cooking ME breakfast ME OMG, How did I deserve this man?? What do you do when you are faced with hapiness and love you have never felt before, part of me is scared, part wants to run, and part of me wants to know how in the heck did I make to this point

What Would You Do For Me?
1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing kareoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im ugly, cute, or handsome? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance with me? 25. Would you sing happy birthday to me? 26. Would you hold

Anniversary
Ok for those who don't know I have been married for 10 years to the day. I just realized it when my wife texted me and said "Happy Anniversary" which surprised the hell out of me. Now on to the confusing part me and her haven't been together now for at least 3 years. We seperated because I became disabled and she couldn't handle all the pressure that came with it. She says its because i gave up living but thats kinda funny because I am still here.So do I continue to celebrate with each year or not because we aren't living together.Its just hard for me to think we are together. She now has a little boy with another man and even if there was a chance that we could work it out I don't think I could be around a child thats not mine.So anyways she thinks its 10 years I only consider it 7 years that we were together. Am I right or is she right?

Crazy Things Said In Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes,

Crabby Old Man (great Poem)
Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ........What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, .....not very wise, Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?

Everything
So I am moving to Richmond once my lease is up in Jan. I need to know if it is truely not ment to be. My Son is in Richmond and I need to live closer to him. I love him. I miss him. I just don't want a large 'what if' hanging over me got the rest of my life. I want to know once and for all. And I am not going to be able to know for 100% certianinty that it is not ment to be unless I talk to Candi and try and work things out. I know we are good together. Atleast we were at one point and I need to find out why/how we got to the point of 5 months ago. I need to know if it is something Candi and I can work through or if it is something that we can't. But I can not find that out if I don't at least try. I am not worried about not having a wife when I move back if we are not able to work things out. And Candi and I have discused this that the main reason I am moving back to Richmond is to be closer to my son. He is my world. Candi and I have a lot to talk about it and our Marriage will no

Fun With Bettie!!!
I have to come clean with you all. I am here to make new friends and to HELP MY BAND IF I CAN!!! I hope that none of you are pissed that I whore my band on here and that you will take it for what it is. I wall talk to anyony who wants to talk to me at anytime that I am on!! I love all the people that have commented on my pics and page. Please feel free to chat with me anytime. I love all of you!!! BASS BETTIE

A Little About My Daughter
So This sunday, being November 19th; my baby girl, Cami Elizabeth NiCole is going to be 6 months old...6 months and it seems like I've been a mom my whole life. I really dont remember what it was like before she came into my life. She is getting So big!!! Anyway I have some pictures of her on one of my photobuckets hehe! I'm not sure what order it should be but I do know that the professional pictures that are also found in my pictures are recent. Well...Enjoy and leave comments!! http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/Jolyfli/Cami/?start=all

Chaz...
I just wanted 2 say...It is great 2 back on Fubar...I have missed u all!...I am doing good! I am Happy & I Love!...I am so excited 2 be engaged 2 the love of my life...Well, I hope all of my Fubar friends have a great week & a great up coming weekend...God Bless Us All! :) Nevaeh78 ~Chaz~ xoxo's 2 all!

Starbuck Hoax!!!
Tim Hortons brings a taste of home to troops in Kandahar First outlet opens at a deployed mission OTTAWA - Troops serving in Kandahar, Afghanistan, received a taste of home Canada Day morning when the Canadian Forces Personnel Support Agency (CFPSA) officially opened the first Tim Hortons outlet at a deployed mission. At 10 a.m. Kandahar time, (1:30 a.m. EST), men and women of the Canadian Forces, along with military from other nations, joined CFPSA Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Major-General Doug Langton, Commander of Task Force Afghanistan (TFA) Brigadier-General David Fraser, and Tim Hortons Director of Business Development Doug Anthony on the Boardwalk at Kandahar Air Field (KAF) for the official opening ceremony. Gathered around the 40-foot trailer for the ribbon cutting, troops were treated to words of encouragement, appreciation, and Canada Day wishes while enjoying coffee and donuts. “This is about serving you as you continue to do the outstanding job Canada asks of you,

*+. Ash .+*
um...well yeah. i dont have much to say at the moment, other than the fact that i am way totally bored. oh...in my back ground picture...that is me and my very best friend...*guy friend* and yeah. isnt he adorable. lol. anyways. um...yeah. at the moment i think i would literally kill for a smoke! anyways. um...yeah. i dont really know what all to say in this little thinger. lol. i feel kinda just a tad bit strange. and i am really hungry. so i guess i am gunna go and find something to munch on. lol. and i will hopefully have something more interesting to talk about later. so yeah. thats all. lol. kk. well ttyl. love ya bunches! infinite xoxo's!

Cry Me A River
Ok so everyone knows im going through a seperation leading into a divorce!!! I hear everyday why can't we work on things. I don't want to work on things anymore!!! Where the fuck was this willingness when I was Hurt , Crying and Pleading for the love I deserved????? I am so over the hurt!!! I just want to have a normal loving relationship with a good person who loves me for me. Not what I can do for them. I don't want someone who controls me or tries too HINT: It wont work with me I dont bend to anyones idea of what a lover ,friend or wife should be. This is all I think in my mind when someone tries to control me: Why can't you just love me for me? Do I look like I need another daddy? All things considered Treat the person you say you LOVE good no matter what your issues are with them... Another thing why be with them if you don't like who or what they are???????????? Enough of my thought add to this if you would like.. ~Jacqueline

Which Of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
You Are Prancer You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form. Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up. Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath. Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

What Drug Are You???
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you. Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party. Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Wow!
HEy. I've been on this 'tap thing.. for like 2 days. I have like 30 friends already. That's freakin awesome. I just wanted ot thank all of my newfound friends . YOu guys rock. I don;t know any of you.. but yer all damn sexy. thanks again!

Wedding Day Is Coming
First Tuesday November 21, at 400 pacific, 500 mountain, 600 central and 830 eastern times There will be a Wiccan Marriage Ceremony for HELLSGATE_666 aka...Wes and hellsgates1love...aka Rhonda the ceremony will be held at the above times depending on where you live in the witches and pagans lounge http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=1963 Second Wednesday November 22, at 6 pacific, 7 mountain, 8 central, 9 eastern a Pagan Commitment Ceremony will be held between Ravyn Wolff....aka Ronda and Dr......aka Jeff in the cherrylicious all request radio lounge. http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4391 Please go to both lounges and join so you will have a reserved seat for both events

Redneck Bugle Classified Ads:
FREE: Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 neighbor's sneaky dog. FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepard, part stupid dog. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Male. Neutered. Speaks German. Free to good home. FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Real dirty. Been outside awhile. Better be a reward. SNOW BLOWER for sale. Only used on snowy days. LIVESTOCK FOR SALE: Cows and calves, never bred. Also one gay bull for sale. FOR SALE: Nordic Track $300. Like new, hardly used, call Chubby. PRODUCE FOR SALE: Georgia peaches. Great taste! California grown. 89 cents/lb. FOR SALE: Nice parachute. Excellent condition. Never opened. Used only once. Joining nudist colony! Must sell Maytag washer and dryer. $300. OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon this Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tryout our new equipment and look over our personal exercise plans! Free coffee and donuts. FOR SALE: One man/six woman

The Turkey Must Have Really Done It
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely rem

Men And Sex
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!

Old Poems
ALL THESE YEARS Walking on the beach tonight Your memory crosses my mind All the good times And all the bad ones Think about all the times We laughed and cried The times we cursed The times we prayed The times were crazy no doubt We were just living and dying Our dreams so big, so small Just living our lives Always knew what you would say All your fears, all your cares I caught all your tears Still miss u after all these years

True Stars
i was getting a briefing from the 1st sgt today the usuall safety blah but he said something that sticks out. you all would roll out the red carpet, spread your legs, and open up your homes if a movie star rolled up. but when the real stars and the real american heros roll up you shun us away the real heros are me and my fellow brothers in arms. there was a sgt in iraq who gave his life to save that of a little forigen girl, he left a family of five, soon to be six. and you call all these actors who play heros on tv the heros. to me the american soldier is the real american hero.. so next time a soldier comes in your prescence treat him like a star cause he is the only true one left in the world

Babe R U Mine (repost)
Now u gotta repost this as,"babe r u mine?" The 1st person to message u saying "babe im urs." will be ur cherry tap sweatheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be urs... u have 2 do this even if you are taken or you will have relationship problems for 40 years!!! good luck ( (repost of original by 'Shell' on '2006-11-14 09:01:19') (repost of original by 'dazzler36' on '2006-11-14 10:40:54') (repost of original by 'karen' on '2006-11-14 12:40:01') (repost of original by 'DustyRose' on '2006-11-14 13:40:21') (repost of original by 'PeckerWrecker6966' on '2006-11-15 05:02:10') (repost of original by 'Shattered Spirit' on '2006-11-15 05:04:20') (repost of original by 'JackDaddy~The RedNecks of CT' on '2006-11-15 05:05:46') (repost of original by '100% ANGEL' on '2006-11-15 06:21:02') (repost of original by 'wzktm' on '2006-11-15 06:23:32') (repost of original by 'sidekicksiUK[EFC]' on '2006-11-15 06:26:55') (repost of original by '~DJ Yanke

What Dragon Resides In Your Soul?
Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!) You are a silver dragon. The rarest kind of dragon. YOu are noble yet avoid humans as much as possible. You are the guardian of the defensless and you rule the skies.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

This Is The Story Of A Girl.....
So yea i started my page here on LostCherry or CherryTap now and then like 2 days later i lost my internet my roommate didnt pay the bill so it got shut off. So know i have it back.. and sorry to anyone on here that is on my friends or tried to talk to me... i havent been able to get on and not being able to i kinda forgot about it (lol sorry bout that *blushes shyly*) So i am back on here thought i would let everyone know talk to ya soon!!! Love Always!

Help... My Woman Always Wants On Top
My gf always wants to be on top and never try any variation. I'm not complaining, because the sex is great, but she likes the same position over and over again. I tried the forceful thing in a different position, but that pissed her off. I even rolled her over, but she stoppped until we resumed the normal on top position. Anyone have this situation before? Should I care or do anything about it since I am actually getting sex on a regular basis? Thoughts anyone?

:-)
Well not sure how many of you stop by and look at my pics.. I have decided to change up my image a bit.. I dont want to be thought of as easy or some sleezy person.. those of you that know me well know that I dont have any really tacky pictures or sleezy ones but I worry that the ones I have put up give off a certain image about me.. one I am not sure I want to have.. so I have deleted all the sexy pics.. will be getting some new ones soon of just regular every day life.. but someone brought to my attention recently that all BBW's have naughty pics some where and they are thought to be easy... I am not easy by any means and dont want to be looked at or thought of in that way.. so as for a New Years Resolution for me.. I have no more naughty pics.. I know that many of you enjoyed them and would gladly share them with you outside of being posted online.. just have to give me a private email address but its only because I trust that you would not plaster them on the net some where else..

Penis Requests A Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regul

My Own Pain!!!
My Own Pain I have so much pain to go through I wonder everyday why this is happening to me How could god do this to me? My only answer for that is it is meant to be this way My heart can't take to much more I am breaking everyday Only God knows how much I can handle Why do people have to lie? I can't answer that only they can Why do people hurt the ones they Love? I can't answer that only they can Why is my Heart feeling so much Pain? Only I can answer That. Why is it that things run in our heads each night before we sleep? I don't have the answer for that either All I know is I have My Own Pain In Time I hope it goes away I don't like being angry I don't like not trusting I don't like being unhappy when I don't know what they want I don't like secrets I am open, honest, caring, loving, love my family I believe things happen for reasons and I am here for a reason and that Is to Be Married and raise o

What Card I Am
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you

Psh. People
Soo Yes after 2 years I'm back. Your all going to have to bare with me on getting back to everyone...my computer is really slow, so I wont be able to get back to people right away. If anybody would like any other way to keep in touch with me, then just ask. Well Take care y'all. Love Always, Stephanie

Master's Blog
Why the fuck do people think that I want to listen to their music when I go to their profile? Why the fuck does anyone think music on a webpage is a good idea? *waits for answer* Have you ever considered that I am already listening to music? It just clashes with whatever I'm listening to and makes me want to stab you in the eyeball with a red hot poker. Moral? Don't be a dumb cunt and put music on your profile or webpage.

God Dammit Someone Fucking Help Me
I cant get any song to my fucking profile. the one im looking for is not on any of these sites so i need to upload it??? and every site i go to it gives me offer after offer after offer what the fuck!!!!someone with as half as much patience as me help me out

Struggling Poet
Hey to all who view this blog! I have been writing poetry for sometime now, and just published them in the internet, the links are below if you want to read them, please tell me what u think!!!!! "For You, Please Read" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P8218279&BN=999&PN=1 "Suicide With a Pen" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P8218279&BN=999&PN=2 "Because of You" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P6894596&BN=999&PN=3 "Fire" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P6894596&BN=999&PN=4 "Greed" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P6894596&BN=999&PN=1 "Somewhere I Belong" http://poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P6894596&BN=999&PN=2 thanx in advance for reading my poetry!!!!

My Tarot Card
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Wow!!!
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Thoughts And Other Things I Want To Pass Along
Awesome letter...especially the last line. > >> > >> > >> > >> This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is > >> currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent > comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it > >> along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! > >> > >> Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if > >> you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your > homework, and you make an effort to be > >> smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get > >> stuck in Iraq" > >> > >> So I wrote him a letter: > >> > >> I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I > >> am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in > which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic > >> and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. > >> I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and > between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. > >> In college I was a member of several academic honor > >> societies, including the Golden Key Honor

A Woman's Perfect Man....
LOVES UNDERSTATED LOVE IS NOT SO SIMPLE OR MALLEABLE AS MANY SUPPOSE PIT IT IN A PRISON AND IT DIES RESTRICT IT AND IT TURNS TO HATE FORCE IT AND IT DISAPPEARS YOU CAN NOT WILL LOVE NOR CAN YOU EVEN CONTRIL IT YOU CAN ONLY GUIDE IT'S EXPRESSION WEATHER IT COMES OR IT GOES IS ACCORDING TO THOSE QUALITIES IN LIFE THAT INVITE IT OR DENY IT'S PRESENCE

Dieing Breed
Dieing Breed We Women we very Few Of a dieing breed Craving To do anything for that one Man that we love so very dear. But yet it seems they are blind To what is right in their front view Til one day their scenes of honest beauty, Love, and Happiness is gone from Their sight, all they have left is dull vision And unable to see any Bright color of Joy. We very few that are left in this world of Values, Morals, and standards. We Few Where do we come from?, A past that is So horrid that ones mind is unable to Bear the thought of such a life. Yet We come froth and we stand Tall and Strong, unmoving when everyone else takes The path that is easy and smooth one of No conscious the lack of everything that we Are made of, but yet we few choose to Take the road that is rough and hard and Fight with blood and tears for everything And everyone that is important to us. Where does this leave us a dieing breed? Because of who we are we have no plac

I Blame You
I Blame You Life full of disappointments, Layers of Bricks are there that form a wall I Blame You When Roads take wrong Turns that lead to Endless bitterness I Blame You Strife, Anger & discouragement Shadow the light that is Within ones self I Blame You A Realm where nothing exists, A dead place, Lost Under the surface I Blame You Life with no meaning, Emptiness, cold as Ice I Blame You Time goes by, Life Moves On, and Change comes To be I Blame You Eyes that Gleam, Smiles turned To Laughter, Soft touch Oh so gentle I Blame You Warmth replaces the Coldness That exist, A Glimmer of Hope in the distance is Seen I Blame You A sense of belonging emerges From deep within, A Flicker Of Peace and happiness Is Felt I Blame You Calmness pours over the soul Comfort of knowing all Is not in despair I Blame Y

New Virus Beware..please Read
Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hot mail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful." If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life

Cherry Points??? Lol Come On
I've noticed this site is full of ego monsters... it cracks me up to see all these people that want Cherry Points and have to beg for 10's on there pictures to be something.. wow Seems like a cool site really but come on folks, being top Cherry? Who really gives a fuck? There are some beautiful peeps on here for sure, so who are you trying to prove it to? Yourself? Me...... I know I'm top dog in my world and thats all that matters to me.. don't need any cherries to prove that.....lol Ok my first blog........ what the hell does blog stand for anyways?

Cherry Tap Virgin
Ok, I am a cherry tap virgin! I just happened to stumble on this website, was looking around at it and thought it would be fun to join. Now I have to figure out how the hell to do everything! So I might be a little frustrated the next few days. I don't like this computer stuff where you have to cut and paste things. Don't have the patients for it! I guess we will see though!

Lets Play
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from poetic :)) 1. I am very much in love with a wonderful man named Randy who is a musician. 2. I have a problem with weight control. I yo yo *a lot*, but love myself no matter what weight I am. 3. My friends are INCREDIBLY important to me. I love them like my family. I would do anything for them. 4. I went to a private Catholic school for 13 years. HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT! 5. I am very interested in learning more about the pagan/wiccan religion. 6. Music is a PASSION to me. No I do not sing (only in the shower :P~) 7. I am bi 8. I ADORE animals. 9. I have a fear of rollar coasters (horrid) 10. I am V

What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1974 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Passing The Time
i AM HERE OVERSEAS IN THE ARMY AND HAVE 16 DAYS UNTIL I GET TO GO BACK TO TEXAS........i HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND LOVELY LITTLE GIRL........AND I AM JOINING UP HERE TO PASS BYE THE TIME.. CHECK OUT MY PROFILE IF YOU WANT

Friday, November 17
I sit here, my short stories left alone for a bit. I purchased the book "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Writing Erotic Romance." I'm hoping this will help me, show me how to write for women, about women I can handle. I get weighed in 5 hours or so. I know I've gained weight, I had to. I over-ate this week.

Guns And Roses Concert
ok I went to see G-n-R monday .. it was the best concert I have been to this year .. it was awsome .. first the Suiside Dolls came out ( strippers) they were good ... then it was Sabastian Bach from Skid Row ... he is as sexy as ever he played till about 10:30 the G-n-R came out at 11:00 and played their asses off till 1:30 in the morn ... it was most awsome ..my seats where rite by the stage and hell I never had to look at the screen once .. coz It was all there rite in front of me ... then when they where ready to play my Michelle .. Sabastian came out and sung it with Axel ... it was the best concert this year .. beats plunge, kix . Def leppard , Journey, Montley Crew, Aerosmith , Cinderella, eleven -54 , Korn , and who ever else I seen .. if G-n-R is ever in your town ... GO SEE THEM!!!!

Pickup Lines
-Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. -So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? -Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. -You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls? -Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. -Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? -I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears -My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? -You might not be the best looking girl here,

Karmic Chaos
~What is wrong with people? Don't get me wrong and i don't do it every day (because when i do i tend to go those wonderful 8 hour spans where you kill that last bad guy and realize not only didn't you sleep but you're late for work). I do love video games and yes i would love to have the latest and best and all the coolest games but it's not practical for me to have all i want right now. Nor is it necessary. I fill my life with meaningless trinkets like anyone else but i would never in my life think something so important as to trample over another human being. Endanger a life for some golden fleece that will essentially become an obsolete piece of technology or a hand me down for someone who's patient enough (or busy enough) to wait .... oh say a few months out of the 90 years one may be alive. I had started to hope we'd matured a bit from the days of beatings and killings for a pair of friggin shoes simply for having a "socially" popular brand name. The same stuff EVERYONE w

Great Tips
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar/calories per serving. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster. Newspaper weeds away Start pu

I Just Got Back From The Hospital
I just got back from a stay in the Hospital Today Friday 11-17-06. I had nose surgery done. My nose had been broken when I was 17 years old. In 15 years my nose begain to give me problems. First I had shortness of breath then I could breath out of it just a little bit and here three weeks ago I couldn't breath through it at all. You see the abillity to breath is even more so important to a Pro Wrestler. I had to turn down matches because I would have blown up in no time. The surgery went off rather smooth and there was only a slight few problems. First they had to cut the facing of my nose loose in order to fix the damnage . Next when I woke up a sat up and slammed my nose into the nurses forearm. and it hurt. The doc had to check it out again as a result a 90 min surgery ended up being 5 hours but other than that everyone when fine I a will be so happy when the nose heals so I can breath once more. Thanks for reading my blog. AJ Macintyre APW Superstar!

A New Side Of Me
ok so no one on here really nos me except heather...but somehow i have recently found a new side of me that includes 4 tattos & a belly ring! lmao. & im gettin my 5th tat on my bday which is next friday the 24! i have a 4 leaf clover on the top part of my boob, interlockin hearts w/my kids initials in them on my shoulder blade...this is a kick ass tat!! red lips on my ass cuz there r just some ppl in the world that need 2 kiss my ass lol & then i have this star & moon design on the small of my back which is also kick ass! now my lil tat guy tony has designed me a babygirl tat thats goin on my back he designed the one on my shoulder as well...hes pretty nifty! & someday soon ill get pics of these damn things uploaded!

Updates From This Side Of Nowhere
So i'm back now sorry for the long absence i've been busy having a baby on oct. 25th our son was born he has red hair not the kind that ya call carrot top but a dark almost burgundy color he was 9.5 lbs with blue eyes i was in labor for 46 hours then they ended up having to take him by emergency C section so i've been busy recovering and discovering all the joys of being a new parent like stange colored poopie diapers and being thankfull for my years spent with insomnia for once in my life its ok that i sleep more durring the day then at night any way i just thought i'd let you guys no where i've been hope to talk to ya all soon and hear about what trouble you've got your selves into -Mara Black

The Second Coming Is Backwards
The second coming is backwards. Only the innocent die and everyday there is hope, because without Hope there is no future. No signs or miracles. It is up to You to have FAITH! Satan is your savior (Temptation), passes Judgment onto god. So deceptive he will sometimes turn back to his original origin “An Angel of Light”. Fear God... WHY? Because when God showed signs & miracles, ”The Left Behind” created Religion. They said if you don’t go to church and pay us MONEY that you will go to hell. The church out of greed made its people go out and recruit new members for their religion and insist there religion is the right one. RELIGION has caused most Wars, Hatred, and Deaths!

For Me
(1) Be Impeccable With Your Word. The broad scope of this concept is to avoid sin against yourself by what you think. Sinning against the self takes many forms: such as, putting yourself down, gossiping, or putting anybody else down because you don't agree with what they think. Actions and words need to be consistent as part of being impeccable with yourself. The other side of the coin is the smoky mirror concept. Ruiz makes the point that our perceptions of others are merely reflections of ourselves. Therefore, to put another down or project negative words or energy towards another person, is to lash out at the other person because of our own insecurities. (2) Don't Take Anything Personally. There is an awful lot of negative energy out there and some of it is directed at us by other people. If you take it personally and take on the poison of another's words, it becomes a very negative agreement you have with yourself. What anybody thinks about you, or says about you, is really abo

The Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Real
know how you can easily check and see if someones pics are really them? real people have high res pics. not these little pics that are so small you can barely see them. small pics are generally stolen from site that restricts size of the pics. other then that, there is always the salute pics....:)

A G-life
“G” Life. Why does it ... My Power is awesome, try me you'll see, know if you do, you'll never break free. Just try me once, and I may let you go. But try it twice and I will take your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal, you'll lie, you'll take from your loved ones, just to stay high. The crimes you'll commit from my narcotic charms. They'll be worth the pleasure, you'll feel in my arms. You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, will you feel sad? Just forget your morals and the way you were raised. I'll be your consience, I'll teach you my ways. 'Ll take kids from their parents, I'll take parents from their kids. I turn people from god, and I seperate friends. I'll always be with you right there by your side. You'll give up everything, your family, your hope, and your pride. I'll take and I'll take, until you have no more to give. When Im finished with you, you'll be lucky to

Woo Hoo 1st Blog!!!!!
First of all i want to thank everyone who has helped me here and sooo friendly. I have already met some wonderful and crazy people .... interesting ones too... Im here looking to meet people from all over and all ages .. Love to cat so if you wanna good chin wag hit me up !

Cleaning Up My Friends List!
it's time to clean up my friends list! If u haven't talked to me ever..your gone...i want friends on here that are going to talk to me! if u added me just because of the rates your gone... i have met a lot of cool people on here, and i love talking to each one of you!

Yo Ho Blow
Have you ever wondered what Santa does with the rest of the 364 days of the year, or better yet how can he afford to supply all those kiddies with the toys. I know you are thinking, he has those Elves making the toys (yes, that is true)but he still has to pay for the supplies doesn't he. Well I will tell you how! I recently stumbled into a strip club way up north called 'THE POLE' and this was no ordinary strip club for all the dancers were little people. At first I thought that it was some kind of gimmick, of course that was untill I saw that white bearded fat man sitting in that back counting money. I asked one of the pint sized waitresses "Who was the man in that back of the room" but she must have miss heard me for she said back to me "so you want to see the man about the back room". Well I just agreed and she told me all I had to do was say the pass words to the bearded man. I slipped a fifty into her tiny G-string (really, I floss my teeth with thicker threads) and she wispe

You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?

Be A Breast Supporter!
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and

Ilovpssy
my first.... so be gentile, how many women out there have been completely satisfied by a tongue, not talking about a few minutes, i am talking about hours, i love to eat pussy and dare any good looking woman to take my advice. let or make a man go down on you and dont let him up, if he cant do it i can, i am that good mmmmmmmm slurp mmmmmmmm i love pussy.

Free Style
If I could try and find myself then I could fly and become the source Of something else like what you see in the movies and everything’s groovy Mind in a twined and I step back trying to rewind but can’t then I’m stuck Oh fuck here we go again back in this bubble this can’t be were it ends No im back come on man pick up the slack lets leave from this bitch and never come back No I must find myself if not then I may need some help lord please take this demon from my head Or bless me lord cuss you might find me dead fucked with the wrong person with the chrome and the lead cuss when im dead then im dead

Friday, November 17, 2006.
It’s X-FEST starring the legendary Hank Williams, Jr., Jo Dee Messina, Keith Anderson, Van Zant and Sara Buxton! It’s rockin’ country at its best, and doors will open at 3 for games, booths and a Texas Hold’Em poker tournament! Tickets start at just $9.25 and they go on sale THIS SATURDAY AT 10AM Wachovia Box Office Charge-By-Phone at 1-800-298-4200 Hope to see you there!

Disposable Heroes
Bodies fill the fields I see, Hungry heroes end No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all Victory of what said should be A servant til I fall Soldier boy, made of clay Now an empty shell Twenty one, only son But he served us well Bred to kill, not to care Do just as we say Finished here, greeting death He’s yours to take away Back to the front You will do what I say, when I say Back to the front You will die when I say, you must die Back to the front You coward You servant You blindman Barking of machine gun fire, Does nothing to me now Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow More a man, strips you bare, glory seeker trends Bodies fill the fields I see The slaughter never ends Why am I dying? Kill, have no fear Lie, live off lying Hell, hell is here I

Love
Love Body: Wow there were never more truer word's spoken. I have been in that position once upon a time. Dave what if there is that true soulmate out there, and you sell yourself to that one that put's you on a pedestal.What happens? I will tell you what happens my friend. Many years later when you are both absolutely miserable you are back to square one older,tired and oh so caustious. Even if this person would die for you now eventually they know you settled. Because if one person doesn't feel it it's not fair to the other or both really. Yes you can grow to love and respect anyone. But you always wonder what if................... Now at 42 I regret accepting the "ONE" who went un noticed.I don't regret the "love" that I really did feel for this man or the sacrafices he made to make my life happy. But 15 years later we are both wondering why didn't we hold out for the "ONE". Now back to the real question what if there isn't a "ONE". What if life is who and what you make it ! Ma

No Girl Deserves This!!!!
Body: NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!!!!!!!!! ok read this it is sad NO GIRL DESERVES THIS- Story- Girl: Hey Boy: What? Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work

Looking For Bifemales And Cpls
If you are a bifemale that wants to get to know us as friends first and then see what happens _ us a line. Also looking for cpls as well. Must be secure in your relationship and no bullshit same as with females no Bullshit.

Cherry Tap?
So CherryTap eh? I'm half intrigued and half...um..some other word'd by it. A MySpace that gives you points. This makes being fake so much more fun cuz you get (cherry) points for it ;) Never has anyone tried so hard to get me to join a site than they did for this and I'm left wondering...was it for the points??? How am I supposed to know if they genuinely wanted my online friendship or just need more crack...er cherry points?? Honestly I could give a fuck...I just needed to blog so I could get more...er...um..points!

It's Friday Night She's All Alone.. He's A Million Miles Away.
She's dressed to kill... Well I couldn't wait to get home from school and have my baby waiting for me so we could start Thanksgiving break... But lucky for me... When I get home he is M.I.A. and not even his three closest friends can find him... So I went to a friends house and decided he'd call eventually... Well he did and I could barely hear him... Then he has the nerve to send me a text message telling me that he thought we should be through or talk about.. Becaus eI was too obsessed with my ex-boyfriend... I can't get up the guts to tell him that I quit speaking to mne outta respect for him, however he is still talking to his... Even after I was told that he was with her again... So he said when his rid e was ready he'd be here to talk... I haven't done anything... I am always at home waiting for him to come back ( and it is like 1:30-2:00 in the morning when he does) I go to school that is it... I even talk on the phone my cell phone around him.. He talks to his ex on it away f

He Needs Prayers
An old friend, my former roommate, is in need of some serious prayers. His bradley got hit by a roadside bomb and his legs got blown apart. Hes had 2 surgeries to amputate his left leg and his right leg had surgury to put a steel rod in. His left arm is under considerable damage and his spine is fractured. He has infections from all the sand in his wounds and was peppered in the face. He is doing better then expected but he still needs all the prayers he can get!!! As well as his wife and new baby girl. He recieved the Medal of Honor for after realizing his legs were messed up he dragged himself outside and shot his gun killing 2 bad guys in a gunfight before his men dragged him away. *** We all need to be praying for our military. Whether we agree with whats going on or not. Our Military needs our prayers ***

How Lucky Are You?
Your Luck Quotient: 81% You have an extremely high luck quotient. Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too. But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck. By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way! How Lucky Are You?

Jokes
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him, and as they get closer, she says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with and all my buddies watched, while your partner whipped me with a wet celery stick?" After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."

Umm
"Hottie Game" This is called the "Hottie Game" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [a] Perfect [b] Hottie [c] Gorgeous [d] Amazingly Beautiful [e] I'd marry you right now [f] I would ask u 2 be my gf / bf [g] I would make out with you. [h] I'd hit Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of you.

Live With No Regrets...
I have come to a conclusion ... that i am going to live my life with no regrets... i honestly do not regret one thing i have done in my past...like having chlidren so young or marrying my ex-husband, or how i lived my life, i dont regret how i raised my kids or treated my freinds, the things i have lost or the wasted days i spent... for it all makes me who i am, i am stronger and have much more knowledge of the world and life because of it, .... and i will not regret one day or one decision i will make in the future... life is too short to come up to the end of it and say i should have or i wish i could have... not me ... i am going to make it happen and do what i want to... i dont want to end up like that ... so if i want to buy those drums for my grandson i will, if i want to learn to play bass i will, just because i am in my 40's it's no too late... if i want a new position at work i am going for it and learning what i need to do to get it... and if i want a man

My Writtings
Written by me (Peek A Boo) Unspoken Words It's the middle of the afternoon and my mind has been engulfed into a land that only seems to bring visions of you. Your standing there in your blue jeans and t-shirt with that sexy smirk you always display. I can see in your eyes there's a desire, a desire that only you and I seem to understand. Your silence says I want you yet; you aren’t sure how to proceed. Your eyes dance around my body as your mind says how do I start? I can see you trembling as many thoughts race threw your mind it’s a moment you’ve been waiting for and now your scared to start. “Dear God, can this be happening?” you silently think to yourself, shake your head in disbelief and softly whispering, “This just can’t be real?” Taking your hand into mine I softly whisper, “This is real, the time has come!” as I lay a light kiss upon your cheek. I step-back, look deep into your eyes only to see our passions dancing in

Saturday, November 18
It's 10:33 AM in the East. As I sit here, debating on what type of exercise to do - walk or Tae Bo - I am very happy. Last night, I weighed in at 239. First time I've been under 240 lbs in over 7 years!! After exercising, I'm off to read, "Here, There Be Dragons" by James A. Owen...and perhaps do some note taking for my naughty BBW tales. Much Love, Roger

Keeper
A Keeper ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·-. :º° One day someone\'s mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\" Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I Love You.\" ¸...¸ ____ /______ ,·´º o `, /__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´ | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-·²°´ ¸,.-·~·~·-.,¸ `°²·- :º° So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . and care for it and fix it when it\'s broken . . and take good care of it when it\'s sick. This is true for marriage ... and friendships . And children wi

Life As It Passes By! ! !
Life As It Passes By You start life as a baby Which then you are so cute We give Our Parents a Hard time In other words a run for there Money. Soon it is time for us to go to School. Parents Cry as they say good bye For the First Day Of School. Before you know it you are a Teenager. All we can think about are Boys and Girls, School Dances, and so on. Before we know it we are in High School. Look it is Homecoming who will We take to the game and the dance. Then you get a Steady Boyfriend and they are your life so you think. You put down your guard to let them in your Heart. Time for Prom what will you wear, who will you go with oh that loving boyfriend is with who. You plan for Months what you are going to wear, How to do your Hair, What will happen? So many things to think about. Then the night comes you look so Pretty. Your boyfriend tells you look very nice. You take losts of Pictures for the Parents then

What's Your Mental Age?
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Child You’re all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you’re seven years old. The good news is, you've got a youthful spirit that others envy. The bad news is, you still wet the bed. Sometimes. Only when you've had too much soda late at night. Take This Quiz!

Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks

Let's Talk...
The art of communication is a difficult one, at best, to develop, apply, and coerce into action. The fact that language is arbitrary, and words are subject to a myriad of interpretations based on personal experience leaves a huge chasm to cross when writing, talking and interacting with others. A simple example of this would be the word pizza. For most, it evokes a comforting dining experience of warm crust, melted cheeses, and assorted toppings that leave the diner wanting more. For others, it is a disaster for the diet, and yet others, might conjure up a bad beer night that ended with several hours over the toilet. For several years, I couldn't even stomach the smell of pizza, because I associated it with a bout of food poisoning that left me wanting to die for a week. So, when we attempt to "understand" what others are communicating to us, it will always be bound up in associations that we attach to the words that they are offering to us. That in itself might make it tough to purcha

How Could A Mother Forget A Moment Like This
the other day my son, which just turned a year. came up to me and wanted me to hold him. so ipicked him up. he said three times mom, mom, mom, then burried his head in my chest. looked back at me and once again three times said mom, mom, mom, then gave me a kiss. and for almost 20 mintues this went one. and finally i said son, your mommy loves you. and i swear that he said love u mom. how could a one year old who is so cute and precious want to make someone cry? but i can tell you this i will never forget it!

How To Cybersex
Cybersex, computer sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations, by describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. It sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even r

20 Ways
You should print this out and put it by your desk!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhy

Tickle! Tickle!
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it aro

Dear Civilians
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniform

A Picture
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry. Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who is he, then?" he demands. "Silly, that's me before the surgery!"

Dating My Teenage Daughter
10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER OR SISTER (CONSITER YOURSELF WARNED) 1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. 2.You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. 3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric

Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and

Soldiers Overseas! ! ! ! !
Soldiers The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but h

Kninky Sex
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Whips100%Biting100%Bondage100%Blind Folds83%Chains/Handcuffs83%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Life
Love is a great and powerful thing to cherish and want in your life, but it also is dark and hateful things that can tear two people apart. It is wonderful knowing that youre loved, and to love someone back, but at the same time, you're also cautious because you don't know what to suspect from your significant other. I'm only saying what I know from personal experience. I'm trying to tell everyone that you need to be careful who you love and who you keep in your life. Sometimes you just have to let go and other times you just can't and just be friends which I think is the best way to go because if you completely exile the person, you lose a little bit of yourself, which is not right. A lot of times its usually adolescent love that happens, and I mean like a lot. I know a bunch of kids younger than me who are dating and having sex when they're like fucking 12! I know I shouldn't say anything myself because I was like 10 or 11 when I first had sex, but now I regret the fact that I did, i

A Mother's Wisdom
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates." About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing e

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!* 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?! 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call the same e

Which Serial Killer I Was Most Like...
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.

Random Anger!
ok i understand some dogs who are abused and are mean and need to be put to sleep....but!!! IF A DOG IS RAISED FROM BIRTH WITH TENDER LOVING CARE AND IS TOUGHT TO LOVE PEOPLE AND RESPECT OTHERS , THEN IT SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE!!!!!!! SOME DOGS CAN BE TOUGHT TO HELP THE ELDERLY, THE BLIND, THE DISABLED, THE HEARING IMPAIRED, JUST BECAUSE SOME DOGS HAVE GOTTEN A BAD RAP....DONT MEAN ALL OF THEM R BAD......just like people..... just because some one is poor or homeless or abused and are mean, are you going to kill them 2? i dont think so!!!! so why would u do that to someone that cant speak for them selves!!!! STOP THE KILLING!!!!! START THE LOVING!!!! SAVE THE DOGS THAT CAN BE SAVED!

Hate Rape Kill Yourself
Remember all the times we said we`d never forget? The sober days we never regret? Remember all the times you laid motionless in thought? How about when the drugs took over and we fought? HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS TO ME AND IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER?! SHE DIDN`T NEED TO SEE ME GET BEAT WHILE YOU HELD HER! CHOKED ME TIL I NEARLY WAS GONE, WATCHED HER CRY AS I STRUGGLED TO HOLD ON! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I STILL HOLD EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU! I`LL NEVER BE ALRIGHT IT`S NOT SOMETHING TO GET USED TO! YOU WEREN`T THE FIRST TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL BE THE LAST I`M LIVING FOR ME!

Men Like Him
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _

The End Of Sanctifacism
I am the new age prophet, I am the one sent to warn of the evils of religion and those who believe. The machine of christianity is a fierce monster that needs to be slayed. Only you can banish this fanatic cult of horror into the nothingness it belongs. Free the spirit and denounce the faiths. True faith in yourself and your creator, not some book of fairy tales and an image called "God". I am here to bring America back where it belongs, and that is NOT in the hands of the Theocrats. Nothing can stop this movement, we may slow down, we will not rest. Take back OUR America... FUCK freedom of religion, let us put this place back on the right track. The way our forefathers REALLY wanted this place... Celebrate freedom FROM religion. The only thing christians do here is persecute, they don't save lost souls, they do not act as "fishers of men", they PERSECUTE, they SHAME, no where in their "bible" does it say to do this, but they do, force you to believe, if christianity and God are so pow

~*my Fuckd Up Excuse Of A Life*~
An ache starts deep in your heart And you begin to wonder why Everyone is passing by But nobody sees you cry Apparently they don't see Or fail to even know The girl under the skin The pain that really shows Read my eyes and lips Or the signs upon my face The thoughts that keep me up at night Leaving me misplaced I never really asked for much Maybe too much for the liking of you I swear I'd change it all and go back But what's the use when you have no clue I'd do anything for you And that's one things I have above all of them But the one thought that goes through my head Is "Why can't I be with him?" I don't expect you to understand Anymore than anyone would I just wish you'd look into my eyes With the hope that maybe you could

Tell Me What You Think!
Well I finally finished my Muzicans page!!! I was able to upload 4!!! of my songs I made My Self!!! that I though you would enjoy! even on the last one ...its a little drawn out but trust me Its worth it to listen to all the way through. I've made shure to throw in a GRand Suprize!!!! So with out futher Adew...the MadScientis debut- http://www.myspace.com/madchemicalscientist P.S. Thanks for all the suport and feedBack yall all Fraggle Rock!

Help Me
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY

Uhg
Man i don't know why i always let this stuff happen to me. I'm finally getting my life under control and i just go and screw everything up. I need to just calm down and let things fall into place instead of trying to force a square into a circle. Ok so i recently ended a four year relationship and that was bad enough. now it's only been like 5 weeks since we ended it and i'm already having feelings for someone else. (that makes me feel horrible in it's self.) and he's at a stage in his life where he doesn't want to become attached to any one becuase he's got a LOT of shit going on right now. i'm trying to be understanding and be there for him as a friend cause we've known each other for years now but it's so hard to do that when i have feelings of more then just friendship towards him. He is completely aware of my feelings for him. and he knows i would do anything for him and i feel like he's taking advatage of that. but i'm too afraid to say anything to him cause i don't want to

Hit Me Up!!
?s crackin fellow cherrytap people?? Im not really on here 2 much. But if u have a myspace feel free 2 add me, Im on there more.. Look me up under my email... R1riders@aol.com Well have a great weekend and I'll holla @ yall later, Audi 5000 =)p

The Beauty Of A Woman
"The Beauty Of A Woman" The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, The passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman With passing years -- only grows! ~Author Unknown~"

Medication Recall..must Read
DRUG RECALL!! (not a joke) - Important!!! DRUG RECALL INFORMATION All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND Please read this CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the ! three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control Alka- Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or or ange) Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine E

3 Questons
SEX SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES? TOYS? RULES: FILL OUT IF YOU WISH TO BE THE SLAVE OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED. REPOST. ADD TO IT IF YOU DESIRE. THANK YOU.

Check This Out!!!!
Just another sad story She's just a sad story Like a little bird Flying in the sky Trying to reach the tree But still fall down to die Her fingers are not human It's more like swords and spears A demon without feelings A creature without tears She told me I was fragile But what else could I be When she took my heart And smashed it to the wall What am I suppose to do Should I stand or fall Ref: What did she want from me What did she wanted me to be I don't know cause she just ran away She didn't even hesitated To ruin all that we created It wasn't enough for her I feel like I stood for everything she hated Now when you're gone You can't hurt me anymore My self esteem is low But I've learned to grow I will open those empty letters You wrote to me and cry Burn them one by one And be happy I didn't say goodbye Should I stand or fall Ref: What did she want from me Wh

Fry's First Blog
WATS UP PPL JUST SITTIN HERE WITH A FINE BABE GETTIN READY TO GO OUT TO THE BAR AND SHAKE MY ASS AND DRINK SOME BEER!!!! I LIKE TO SHOW SOME LOVE TO ALL MY NEW FRIENDS IV MET. LOOKING FOWARD TOO MEETING THE REST OF YOU TO,SO DROP ME A LINE..... TIME TO DRINK CHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mumms
SORRY FORGOT TO POST THE LINKS EARLIER Made 3 MUMMS. If you havent seen them yet gO CHECK THEM AN LEAVE A COMMENTS SO I KNOW YOU STOPPED BY :d:d:d http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=6274 http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=6278 http://cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=6289

About Holly's Life
OSU won 42-39! Champs baby! They are going to the championship game in January. I have been home with the kids all day. Scott works 24 hour shifts and a lot of times I hate it! Not only am I home with the kids for 24 hours but I miss him so so so much! And to top it off he will be working till at least 3pm tomorrow or as late as 7pm. He is covering for someone. Oh well. Well I am going to go for now. Watching a movie with the kids.

Someone
i lost a friend the other day... he left... i miss him sooo much... i cried when i found out... i feel like apart of me is gone... i know that he's never commimg back... that makes me cry harder... i just want him to know... that i love him...

What Do Woman Want?
Out of curiosity I was wondering what attracts a woman most to a man. Is it the obvious things like money or good looks? Or is it somthing that stands out to you that other people might not see like eye contact from across a crowded room.Is it a combination of things?I have no idea so I thought I would ask.PLEASE BE HONEST!!!

Life
WELL TODAY WAS KIND OF A SHITTY DAY. I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND PUT OUR DOG OUTSIDE. SMD WELL IN THAT TIME....SHE CHOCKED HERSELF TO DEATH. :-((((( MY DUAGHTER'S DOG IS DEAD. SHE IS ONLY 2 YEARS OLD. SHE HASN'T SEEN THE DOG ALL DAY.

Aj1952chats Chats
Hi! I just got here and am still figuring this place out--and my head is too fuzzy at this time to do so. What I need is to get some much-needed sleep, so it's going to be many hours before you see me again. However, I just wanted to put a few things in place first, and one of these things is my first blog-entry. I'm too exhausted to be too exciting at this time, but just wanted to say "Hi!" and "Nighty-Night!"

Hello Whats Up
hello all this is all new to me i am still learning about this place but so far seems pretty cool and i just wanted to say to all of you come by check me out add me as a friend and rate me and i will do the same for you it might take me a little while but i will get there and i would like to say happy thanksgiving to you all.

Marketing
I may be in marketing, but if I *ever* create boring marketing coin phrases, please, get me to a pro wrestling show or a Madonna concert so I can come alive again. Thank you in advance, this has been your memo :) XOXX, Bam

Wich Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

This Is So Wrong
A chief constable claims men who have sex with girls of 13 or over should not be classed as paedophiles. Terry Grange, chief constable of Dyfed-Powys Police, said he believed paedophiles should be classed as men who had sex with pre-pubescents. The UK law states the age of consent is 16 and anyone who has sex with a younger child has committed an offence. But in an interview with the Sunday Times, Mr Grange said men who have sex with children should not be classed as paedophiles if their victim was between 13 and 15. Mr Grange, the spokesman for the Association of Chief Police Officers on child protection and managing sex offenders, also told the newspaper that the law on child pornography should apply accordingly. "It's much more of an issue for me if a child is under 13," he said. "I think the closer they get to 16, the more it becomes a grey area and I think everyone in the field of dealing with sexual health and sexual activity acknowledges that." Mr Grange s

Strange Pennsylvania Laws
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buy

So Sad
this is a sad sunday after a damn goood game michigan and ohio state was a battle to the end back michigan just could not pull it out saturday and that sucks but like any good sport fan it was a DAMN GOOD GAME so if you feel like i do show me some love and remember next year will be a great game GO BLUE

Fun & Games
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from DolphinSinger :)) 1. I am a frustrated singer/actor on the body of a retail store manager. 2. I love watching footbal however I have discovered that watching sports by yourself is not as much fun as watching it with other people. 3. My guilty pleasure is WWE (yes I know its fake) 4. I REALLY wish I didn't work in retail so Im trying to find something else 5. I love all of the performing arts, especially music. (All kinds...) 6. I have a gym membership but haven't been there in about 3 months. I have no real excuse... 7. I love camping and hiking but I don't do it nearly enough. 8. I have 4 cats and a Chowmation Retreiver

Fuckin Ex!!!
So my ex...who is the father of my son....is now wanting to fight for him...i have had him since he was born...which was three years ago last month....but now he decides i am "a unfit mother"...what the fuck....i am the best mother in the world...my son has everything he needs and wants....what other three year old do you know that has been to europe twice and has 4 four wheelers and his own pool house....and has a king size bed...now his father has done almost nuthin for him...i get a $800 check once a month....i have raise my son pretty much by myself....but now his father decides he want to have him in his life more...but i let him see landon whenever he wants...i asked him why...and he said he feels i am a bad mother because i am a go go dancer...but my son doesnt know that....i leave for work when he is asleep and are back before he wakes up....but he had no problem with me work there before when i was payign for him to go to law school...but now that he is a lawyer and has a "goo

Tobis
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

The Band On My Profile.
This band is a hot Chicago land band. There making there way up through the ranks right now. It won't be long till ya hear them on the radio. I use to play drums for these guys a while back. So show some love, listen to there tunes, got to there web page and leave some comments.

* The Dolphin Speaks, Will You Listen ? *
Thank you ! Sweet~P Thank You Freedom Warrior THE DOLPHINS SPEAK....... Will you Listen? We come forth from the watery depths of the inner abyss of your being. We come forth to help you breathe deep. Forget about human air and breathe deep with your heart. Play in a place of joy. For too long you as human beings sit upon the shoreline watching the other aspects of yourself play, ungulate, and swim within the waters of life. For too long you keep yourself in suits and zippers and shoes when the very Being within you just wants to be set free. Many of you have worked in the 'Temples of the Dolphins and the Mers' in ancient Atlantis. You have blended and shifted into that Dolphin being, into that Whale master and you have spent 7 days in the belly of the whale – not as food, but as a student. Within your being lives the Mer (the Sea) the Mer-man, the Mer-woman

Something Different
I can't wait till sunday morning. Some days just feel like they're never going to end and other days you wish that it won't ever end. Last night was the latter. Several friends bdays, Several parties, Several Interesting moments. Just ranting and raving about the awesome night. Good friends, Good Music, Good amount of alcohol and Good times all around.

Short Work Week
I don't normally post many blogs because I ry to be careful what I put out there. It'd be dangerous if I was more outspoken. I'm fairly reserved but I do open up. You only live once and there is freedom of speach. I am looking forward already to 7 am Wednesday morning because thats when Thankgiving weekend starts for me. I definitely plan to party some, do a little X-mas shopping the day after Thanksgiving at The Mall of Georgia. I plan to see a 2nd round playoff football game that my Nephew's High School is in with my Sis. Have a good week to all my friends on Cherry Tap!

Might As Well Blog Some
So this is my first time on cherrytap. This is an interesting sight. Cooler than myspace I think. I just have to figure it out lol. Well I have myspace, yahoo 360 and now this. I will tell you a little about my life. I have 2 children. Desiree is 8 and Curtis is 4. They are my life. I am in the middle of divorce. Was married almost 9 years. I work as a preschool teacher and go to school online to get my elementary teaching degree. That all my life consist of and it keeps it busy lol. Well that is it for right now. Cindy

Into The Light
i look up in the northern sky a place of vast mystery whats beyond our grasp of infinity into the light we flow the light feeds us guides us makes us whole without the light we are nothing nothing to be nothing can compare a trail is set i destiny gone but into the light are souls have flown

Manslaugher Or Misdemeanor
Manslaughter or Misdemeanor? A Law Passed Five Years Ago, In LA Stated That A Dog Does Not Have An Owner But, Rather, A "Guardian." In San Francisco, Rescued Strays Are Not Sent To Animal Shelters But Instead Are Housed In "Apartments." San Francisco passed a law stating that dogs have rights and are entitled to a fresh bowl of water every day and a doghouse with a roof over their head. .......So Why Is Cosmetic Surgery On Animals not ban. Why is Animal Cruelity Not A Crime Of Manslaugher-all around-...? Recently In The News A Guy Admited To Animal Cruelity. Puting His Wifes Dog In A 200Degree Oven for 5minutes Causing Serious Burns All Over. Admitting Chasing This Poor Puppy With a Leaf Blower Causing Blindness In One Eyes And Severly Damaging The Other Because He Was Mad At His Wife And What Was The Charges Against Him You May Ask....A Slap On The Wrist, A Simple 6 Months Inprisonmeant And a Fine Of $500 and $986 In Vet Bills! .......Was Justiced Serve? I Believe

Check It Out
Save The World - One Click At A Time!On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day! Click here to post this on your page or blog

Erotic Story
Bill worked his way thru the crowd very slowly. He was trying to make it to his seat before the opening ceremonies. His heart raced as the anticipation built. This was his first trip outside the USA. He had always dreamed about seeing the Olympic games. Now he was having the vacation of a life time in Australia. At last he could see his seat, he stopped when he saw a gorgeous woman in his spot. The woman in the next seat was obviously her identical twin. They had long blonde hair, blue eyes, full lips, perfect breasts and long tan legs. Bill felt his cock twitching as lustful thoughts filled his mind. They looked up at him, then gave each other a knowing glance and started giggling. Bill said, "Excuse me, I think your in my seat." One of the twins answered, with a Swedish accent, "I am Svetlana and this is my sister Katja. We came here from Sweden to compete in the 500 meter race." "Really?" Bill asked. Both twins nodded their heads and said, "Ya, ya, we are Olympic competitors.

Relationships Old And New
I'm moving to Phoenix in a couple of weeks. I'm quite excited about it, and believe it will be a good move personally and professionaly. This is a big move for me. I've lived in the Twin Cities for 26 years, and while I am looking forward to forging new relationships, it does necessarily mean the end of a lot of current ones. My company has an office in Phoenix so it is literally a transfer. I know a lot of the people in the Phoenix office, and I will continue to work with a lot of people in the Minneapolis office, but I won't be seeing them day to day. They threw me a southwestern theme party today, and gave me a new Superman computer keyboard and mouse (cool!). They seem genuinely sad that I am leaving. I am tremendously touched. I am leaving my church, where I have been quite active. In a way, this might be good; in my new church, when I find one, I'll be the "new guy," and won't be expected to work so much right away. I can sit back and just learn. I am leaving my paren

Living In Vegas
Tall dark and handsome, loves photography and motorcycle racing, has a good career and is respectful to woman. Looking for a fun and laid back woman for whatever comes up at the spur of the moment. I love intimacy and affection and like relaxing by the fire-making love in the pool and being as free in my life as i am in my sexuality. I like a woman who likes to show off her sexuality with no inhabitions from answering the door naked to making love in the park behind a tree.i enjoy anything that the day offers, it's the company you keep that can make even the most uninteresting activities a memorable one.

How I Like My Sex
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot100%Exciting75%Sweet63%Soft63%Violent50%Awkward0%Wet0%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Cop To It!
I was never even a fan The only thing that makes me smile is your pain If I ever had the chance I'd kick out your chair and watch you dance irrelevant, your vanity prevents change. Sodium pentathol still sounds great to me an invitation of the life buried in theology. A mass delusion, there's no conclusion just a hypocrite who'd never cop to it. Your in total control and your still a liar I can't drink from the cup I question your authority you gotta fess up. Your in total control and your faith is tired I can't drink from the cup where is the truth in the trinity you gotta fess up Cop to it you're in total control and your still a liar you're in total control and your fault is tired I can't drink from the cup so just fess up.

Scream
A scream in the night Has me filled to the brim fright I rock back and forth in my dark corner As I listen to the diagnosis of the coroner It was quarter to three I was fine as could be When the hunger hit I screamed out in a fit My fangs dropped down like the rest I left that bitch a bloody mess

Don't Judge
How much does an opinion weigh does it really matter what I say? I can't be responsible be yourself or be a fox Who cares what you expect what is politically correct? All my ideas are in bad taste so get off my case Judge yourself and NO ONE ELSE. I don't intent to offend I just offend with my intent beauty is in the beholder's eye I just like the ugly side. Who cares what you expect what exactly is politically correct? All of my ideas are in bad taste so get off my case and judge yourself and NO ONE ELSE See things the way I do walk a mile in my shoes Don't assume & damn it don't praise me My thought would drive you crazy Kill someone, save a life Don't do drugs, drink all night worship Jesus, praise Satan Opinions are all contradictions. It's not a case of wrong or right you may hate what I like vice versa, it's all the same just do it, no pain no gain. Who cares what you expect what is politically correct? All my ideas are in bad taste

Jokes
Dear Kotex I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen- dare-ya.. . See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate From the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders Will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cram

My Tarot Card
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
I recently received this in an e-mail....Please pass this on to as many people that you can...we can never forget...we must always remember! A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I strugg

Bed Buddy Wanted
Hey everyone im just looking for a bed buddy here in the cali area of the 805. Ive been single for a long time and i want to start getting back in the swing of things. So hit me up ladies if you are intrested.

* Believe *
THANKS AND GRATITUDE - IN LOVING SYNCHRONICITY... From: Kaley Date: Nov 19 2006 6:31 PM sea'lestial Thank-you Blissful Nymph Marisol ck KnightsIntent Bliss GentleSoul4Peace Today I would address those of you who are feeling frustrated, who are feeling lost and tired, who are disappointed that your dreams have not come true. I would address all of you and ask you to fill yourself with belief. I would ask you to silence the victim, that complaining, whining part of you that feels they got a bad deal, the part of you that thinks it should all be somehow easier. Quiet this part of yourself, take a deep breath and seek new ideas and approaches. And of course, believe. Believe the truth, that you are strong and capable and can overcome any odds, handle any challenges, achieve anything you set your mind and heart and shoulders to. Believe this and allow that belief to energize you. Is belief alone enough? N

Rb Entertainment Equipments
RB Films & Lighting We produce musics videos and other services. Generator: ------------------- 1- 200 amps 20 KWs 6 cylinders gas engine motion picture type trailer mount w/sound proof enclosure ( nice and quiet for live sound recording) 1-45 amps 5.5 KWs ( good as work generator). ___________________ Tungsten Lighting Gears: 2 -Mole richardson 10 KWs fresnel. 3 -Mole richardson 5 KWs fresnel. 2 -Mole richardson 12 light FAYs (7.8 KW ). 1 -Mole richardson supersoft 4 KWs. 1 -Mole richardson 2 KWs fresnel. 2 -Mole richardson 2 KWs open face 2 -ARRI 2 KWs fresnel. 2 -ARRI 1 KWs open face. 4 -ARRI 650s watt fresnel. 1 -ARRI 300s watt fresnel. 2 -ARRI 150s watt fresnel. 5 -B & M 200s watt fresnel. 4 -Omini 650s watt open face. 2 -lowel 1 KWs open face. 2 -lowel 650s watt open face. HMIs Lighting Gears: _______________________ 2 -Desisti 4 KWs w/flicker free ballast. 1 -Sunray 4/2.5 KWs w/flicker free ballast. 1-Desisti 2.5 KWs w/magnetic ball

Losing Love
Love is something so powerful then all of sudden its torn from your arms for no reason your love never stops its always there reminding you everyday of that person There is never no closure its always flowing through your brain and heart never dying

Thank You!
Thank you everyone who left their comments! I wanted 2 reply 2 everyone but I think my computer is bout ready 2 take a shit cuz it is unbelievably slow! And its making it impossible 2 keep up with all the comments that keep coming in! My myspace page doesnt even have this many comments & I started that a few weeks ago. Anyway thank you all again!

Update??
hi all. been too busy working for a while. so didnt have time to rate any pics etc let alone do some work on this profile and add more pics. hope to have a bit more time this week. just leaves me with a dillema.... catch up on some pic rating or finally update my profile and pics

Is Your Subconcious Your Soul Or Vice Versa
I was in a the waiting room of a doctors office waiting for my appointment. As most know there are several magazines to peruse to break the monotony of your wait. I picked up a magazine simply because of the words on the cover. I cannot remember the title now but do remember the contents and "gist" of the authors point. I read enough to realize the author was trying to align a person soul to a direct line to our deepest subconcious and it is our (deep)subconcious minds that govern our thoughts and actions and not a soul. Upon reading more into the article the more I realized that the author was trying to state that are deep subconcious is attributed to preconditioned thoughts and ideas we were raised on. I had to stop and look at how thankful I was for not being raised in an enviroment where I could have been raised to be an axe murderer or worse yet a politician. Seriously though I had to think that how ridiculous this article was basically comparing an apple to an orange and then say

Angels Lil Corner Of Heaven
Wow is it just me or does anyone else have a hard time keeping up with all on this site? lol just when I think I've replied in kind with comments I find I have messages, then shoutouts..lol while trying to fix my page too. I'm not trying to ignore anyone so if any of ya'll felt that way I'm sorry for that, please forgive me. To all that helped me out with directions for my page THANK YOU!!!!!! I'm going to be away this week, and maybe even the next week after, so I wanted to wish everyone on CT A Happy Thanksgiving! Adios babies, stay safe.

* Violet Flame *
Violet Flame Meditation PART I: How the Violet Flame Works The electromagnetic spectrum is composed of varying frequencies or wavelengths that include radio waves, infrared radiation, ultraviolet rays, X-rays, gamma rays, cosmic rays, as studied in the Rosicrucian cosmic keyboard. The visible sunlight is but a tiny portion of this electromagnetic spectrum. Of this visible light the violet is the highest frequency of shortest wavelength and is at the limit or point of transition to the other "invisible" spectrum of spiritual inner divine light and as such it transcends to a spiritual, rather than physical phenomenon. In Rosicrucian teachings the manifestation of this violet light in the aura is regarded as a result of high advancement of the student on The Path(1) As the physical sunlight, this divine light is also decomposed or refracts into seven rays, each with its own specific qualities and served by an Ascended Master. This divine light, decomposed in the seven rays, is descr

In Afghan
All you lovely Cherry Lovers out there. This is the "Prince" I am deployed to Afghanistan (Military Army) So I need all the love I can get. So leave me some love don't hold back. Cause the same willbe giving Love from the Prince

Why Are "most" Men So Dumb?
That was simple post just to prove how much you guys really love me out of all that read that or part there of either messaged me asking what a 410nsbi was or ignored the message after the first sentence, lol there was one lucky winner though!!!!

Frosty728
I just wanted to say to all of you who gave me a great rating thank you all very much for the very warm welcome. I felt like i was welcomed with open arms and was made part of the gang right from the start. I cant remember a time ever when i have felt so welcomed. all my love to each and everyone of you. you put a smile on my face and a warm feeling in my heart!!!!!! Thanks again. i'm looking forward to a great long friendship with you. frosty728(Brian)

Sleepless
sleep cause i slept all damn day! Had a hang over all damn day and I miss someone... poop.. a little funny movie and hot tea seemed to help out a little. But I am stir carzy now... cleaning and doing laundry... think a few more bong rips are in order... yay for tomorrow however... my sleave is going to get its first color session! YAy ya YYYY yay! K THATS all for now

What's Happening With The Dankstar
OMFG!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! Cyber-Sex...... Thx Pat Body: Cybersex???? this is funny Body: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does.... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart:

Dreams
- He won't come out. You see ? Even if he can. Not far from here is a fence, and on the other side of that fence is freedom, and he can smell it. He'll never try to get there, 'cause he's given up. By now he thinks freedom is something he dreamed.

Cherry Love
Hey ya'll thanks for checking out my Blog... I need ya'll to show my girls some MAD CherryTAP Love... Check out thier profiles below! Rate em' Comment em' Help these girls out! JoanneM765~ http://cherrytap.com/user/345062 Sheerlace~ http://cherrytap.com/user/439731

Shabu Shabu
Shabu Shabu with Dipping Sauces 2 pounds prime quality beef, cut into paper thin slices, about 8 by 3-inches 12 shiitake mushrooms, wiped, trimmed and crisscrossed on cap with a knife 6 green onions, sliced diagonally into 2-inch lengths 1/4 pound spinach, washed and stems trimmed 1 block of tofu, about 10ounces, cut into cubes 1/2 pound canned bamboo shoots, whole, washed, cut into 1/4-inch slices 2 quarts basic dashi, recipe follows, or light beef stock Arrange the meat attractively on a round platter, so that each slice can be easily picked up with chopsticks or a fondue fork. Arrange vegetables on a second platter. Fill a hot pot or nabe pot 2/3 full of dashi set on a burner on the table. Each diner picks up a piece of meat from the serving platter and swishes it around in the simmering broth until the red meat becomes pink, or cooked to the degree desired. Diners may alternate between meat and vegetables. The tofu breaks easily, so be careful when adding it to

What Do You Do??
What do you do when faced with happiness you have never known?? What do you do when fear is preventing you from being the happiest you have been in 9 years?? Why do we let let fears keep us from love and happiness?? Well I have found that when this happens you question it, you push it away, you fight it, and almost lose it. Luckily if the person you are fighting against is strong and feels for you what you are afraid to feel for them then more than likely love will happen. Not only love but a friendship, a companion, and a lover unlike you have ever had or experienced. I tried to fight it, I tried to shove it away but I lost and I am so freakin happy now. I have found happiness, inner peace, and more love than I have ever known.

Baked Salmon
Baked Salmon Ingredients: â€¢ 4 salmon fillets, about 1 pound (450g) â€¢ 4 hajikami pickled ginger shoots(you can find in some sores and most Asian stores Marinade â€¢ 3 tablespoons soy sauce â€¢ 2 tablespoons sake â€¢ 5 tablespoons mirin â€¢ peel of 1 yuzu, grated Place the salmon fillets in a casserole or other wide shallow dish. In a small bowl, combine the ingredients for the marinade and mix well. Pour over the salmon slices, and marinate for 4 to 5 hours. Preheat the oven to 350Â°F (180Â°C) and cook the marinated salmon for 10 minutes, until golden brown. Serve each fillet with a shoot of hajikami pickled ginger

Inspirational Quotes
Inspiration and genius--one and the same. Victor Hugo Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. Ralph Blum To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." Edward Bulwer Lytton Every artist was first an amateur. Ralph Waldo Emerson No great man ever compains of want of opportunities. Ralph Waldo Emerson Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. Thomas Carlyle Let thy words be few. Ecclesiastes 5:2 from Words of Wisdom Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. Leon J. Suenes The power of imagination makes us infinite. John Muir First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. Epictetus Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. George Herman "Babe" Ruth

Life
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. Jawaharal Nehru The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it. Seneca (7 B.C. - 65 A.A.) Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. Thomas Fuller Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. Hypocrites After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box. Italian Proverb Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. La Bruyere Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. Harry Emerson Fosdick The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. Elbert Hubbard Life's a voyage that's homeward b

What Are True Friends???
“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.” "Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." "Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears." If I'm in heaven and your not there, I'd carve your name in golden chairs, for all the angels there to see, that I love you and you love me. If your not there on judgement day, I'll know you've gone the other way, so just to prove our love is true, I'd go to hell to be with you.

Native Friends
Native Friends(don't be offended) WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food INDIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. INDIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. INDIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. INDIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. INDIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. INDIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. INDIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. INDIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. INDIAN FRIENDS

Stupidity Should Be Painful
I am sometimes frightened by the depth of stupidity displayed by my customers. After all these are people who work in Doctor's offices, in most cases these are the DOCTORS themselves. Doctors...people trust them with their lives surely they cannot be THAT stupid. Even more frightening is the knowledge that these people have the potential to breed. I just spent 2 hours and 45 minutes on the phone with a certain difficult doctor. He is a bit on the infamous side in the office, to the point that he is automatically passed to me because 9 times out of 10 his problem is himself. Talk about your ID-10-T error. Some background on the situation: He bought the computer software from us three years ago (you'd think that he would have learned how to use it by now....but no...not him). Up until six months ago he carried a support contract with us, but when it came time to renew he decided that he would pay for support on a as needed basis. Now I have mentioned how I am th

My 1st Blog
post this saying "Ask Me Out Already i like u" Even if you are single or not. Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying "I would go out with you" (DON'T BE EMBARASED) Repost this in 90 sec you will be surprised who replys 2 you. even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend PS. must do even if taken, if not u will have bad relationships for ten years

This Is For My Cherries
The Bigotry of Worn-Out Stereotypes By Suzanne Fields "Americans are too racist for Barack/Americans are too sexist for Hillary." Says who? So says Benjamin Wallace-Wells, an essayist prominently displayed in The Washington Post. The headline makes the case that rednecks, male chauvinists and secret segregationists in the suburbs are insurmountable obstacles blocking the path to the White House for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The Post puts no question marks after his assertions that the American public may not be ready for either of them to lead because of his race and her sex. But, perhaps thinking better of it, the Post added question marks in its online edition. But even as questions, these ideas are remnants of an out-of-date bigotry. They clearly don't apply to the senators from New York and Illinois, and there's growing evidence that they don't apply to anyone else, either. "Recent polls have found that the percentages of Americans who say they would not vote for

Response To Marrr's "tag! I Hate These Things." Have I Called You Out?!? Chex For Your Name!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! ::: copied from Marrrvelous ;}~ ::: 1. I Love and Have Mad Respect For My Online Family & Friend As If They Were Here In Real Time Because They ARE Here In My Real Life... I Am SICK Of The EXcuse... "What?! It's Only Online"... Like There Aren't Real People Behind The Keyboard. It's Your Responsibility To Take The Time & Get To Know If Someone Is Fake Or Not, Then Treat Them Accordingly. 2. ::: Totally Agree With Jen Here!::: "I hate fake people or people who do not have class. It takes only a fraction of your personality to show through more than showing a piece of ass, and you will be more remembered for it if you reflect some sort of personality." 3

My First Tattoo
So...i have been wanting to get a tattoo for awhile...and today i did it...it is so cute and i am so glad i got it...it is a lower back one with a butterfly....it is so cute and i just love it...lol....so take a look...

Dungeon Of The Dark Queen
So far, the site is incredibly interesting... but I'm not meeting anyone at all. -.- I'd like to meet some nice guys, get to know them, see where things go. The lack of search features between members, at least at the level I am now, is disappointing... If you're reading this, help make my CT experience better! Thanks! ~ DQ ~

Well!!!
Well, it looks like we are getting called back up. This makes the third time for me. I hope everyone is well and stays well. I will drop in as much as I can, so be looking out for me. I still have a couple of weeks. I guess they need some more mean green to take care of buisness!! Anyway, keep supporting your troops and I'll see ya'll down the road! Todd

70% Bitch
You are 70% Bittch! I can't believe it! Your almost a full bittch! I know you just sit there and think of ways to be a bittch! How Pathetic is that! You must be awful lonely! Cruelty hurts! Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

Guys Are Stupid
so why are guys so effin stupid...they dont want a virgin...but because i have two babies...then you dont want to date me...i want to have a baby...so i did...but because i do no guy wants to date me... "i dont want to be his daddy" that is what i hear all the time...i am not asking you to be their daddy...they both have a daddy that is in their lifes!!!! i dont let a guy met my babies unless the relationship is goin somewhere....i dont want my babies to met every guy or girl that i have sex with or a goin to have sex with....so y do guys act that way???? i dont understand....if i was a virgin no guy would want me...and because i have two babies no guy wants me....what the fuck....it is so stupid...but i am done bitching...i have to go be a mother to my babies...hugs & kisses tiff

Mind Twister
Subject: I can read it fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS...

Scary..please Read
A friend stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once she >filled her gas tank and after paying at the pump and starting to leave, the >voice of the attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that >something happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. >The lady was confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. >She relayed that to him and was getting ready to leave but the attendant, >once again, urged her to come in to pay or there'd be trouble. She >proceeded >to go inside and started arguing with the attendant about his threat. He >told her to calm down and listen carefully: > >He said that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back seat of >her car on the other side and the attendant had already called the police. > >She became frightened and looked out in time to see her car door open and >the guy slip out. The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to >bring back a woman and/or her

One More Week And My Husband Finally Comes Home
Wow Im getting so excited now I feel like running around like a lil kid screaming. You never know what it is like when someone is gone and they finally come back to you and you feel like its your crush or something. Last time he was deployed like this I don't know it was so much different but he has been gone now for a year and last time I got to see him a couple times througout the year. My daughter right now doesn't seem to really understand it all that her daddy is coming home but I think once she can see him she will be thrilled as much as I am. All I know is its the greatest feeling in the world to have him finally come home to me after all this time. Wow I just needed to get all of that out of me!!

For Real
I can run, I can race for hours and hours And don't stop I can float I can fly us to the highest Mountain top I can breathe you, I can drink in your laugh I can... I can live on your smile I can trip and if I can fall into your arms I can Stay there my whole life [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can stare; I can memorize your face, your hands, your hair Every part of you I can cut off any loose ends and not even wanna keep a few I can speak to you so honestly I can't even run any game I can hear a million angels singing in my ears When I say your name [Chorus] I can live I can love I can be better with you, For real I can hear I can feel I can see I can tell You are for real I can't smile, can't dream like a child Can't feel safe in this wide world without you I can't go can't disturb this flow Can't begin to know what I woul

Mike
Mike life is really bad right now. My Bf left to go to maryland this morning. He came home from Hargrave Militray Accademy that is 4 hour away. He left this morning and won't get back till saturday night. Then he going to saturday night church. Then on sunday morning he has to leave to go back to school. I miss him so much and i love him so much. Why did his dad have to do this? I wish he could be with me. Please help some one. It was our 6th month anniversary this past thursday and the only thing that we could do is go to a fucking birthday party for my god father. I hate my life. But I love mike way to much to do anything drastic

Coming Home To You
First the guy…. The truth is it hurts, no matter how hard I try Baby I must leave you I now must say goodbye I never meant to hurt you, I love u so very much And I know while I’m gone I will miss you a bunch But I told you it was coming, I’m finally letting go It’s something I must do, but babe I love you so Just try to stay strong, I know time will be tough And I hope the love I’ve given u will truly be enough I’ve tried so hard and I tried because of you But the truth is it hurts, my life is finally through I hope you can love without me, just think of me every night Before you go to bed while someone else is holding you tight don’t ever forget me or the times that we’ve shared And no matter when you need me, I will always be there So goodbye for now, sorry I’m not coming home to you And please remember, we will never be truly through Then the girl…. Baby I did my best, I tried so very hard But I cant live without you, I’ve spent every n

Fucking
You lick my sack, I’ll lick you clit I’ll rub your back, you suck my dick I’ll slap your ass and pull your hair You bite my neck and kiss my ear I’ll fuck you gently, I’ll fuck you slow Fuck you fast I dunno I’ll make you scream, make you nut Rub your legs and grab your butt You on top, turn around I’ll fuck you up, fuck you down Make you sweat, make you moan We’re both here all alone Lights turn off, you turn on Candles lit, turn off the phone Go up your shirt, remove your bra Unbutton your pants and watch them fall Fuck all day, fuck all night Fuck you hard with all my might Never sleep, no time to rest Kiss your neck and grab your breast Stick it in, stick it deep I’m all your, yours to keep Wear you out, beat it in Sleep tonight and begin again

Tell Her U Love Her
Such a solemn stare with words unspoken Lonesome eyes, hearts still broken Looking away, thoughts of madness Staring blankly, feelings of sadness Hair rolls down across the face Blocking her view, empty space She cries secretly, you never see her tears Nor one heart broken word will you ever hear She lies face down on her bed So many thoughts racing through her head Holding her pillow, squeezing it tight Face flooded with tears all through the night Her hairs a mess, she gets up pacing Letting go deep sighs, her minds still racing Yet she’s always smiling, gleam in her eyes Holding all her feelings, saving all her sighs You hear her quiet laugh, you see her big smile And yet behind closed doors, she’s pulling her hair all the while Her emotions locked in a box, and she only has the key She waits until late at night to unlock it and cry herself to sleep Wakes up, make-ups smeared Yet she’s already smiling, her eyes already cleared Why does she do this each an

Suicide Letter
I’m scaring myself my heart is pounding in my head I’m wishing you were here, im wish I was dead I reach for the cabinet and open the door Take out the pills and spill them on the floor Poor me something to drink my thoughts bursting in my head Remembering everything that happened and all the shit that was said Im sorry for breaking your heart for not always being there Im sorry for always pissing you off and rarely acting like I care I waited all my life just to be with u Did everything I could and finally my wish came true But I hurt you so much it will never happen again Even though I got you, your heart I could never win I scrape the pills up holding them all in my hand Throw them all in my mouth struggling to stand I take the drink and swallows the pills Stumble to my bed and try to lay still I hear the door open and see your face I wish I could cough up the pills but its already way to l8 You rush to my side, you know something is wrong But you have no ide

A Rider's Poem
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our

Will U Marry Me?
today was going perfect, i just turned 18 i saved up my money and bought u an engagement ring my grandpa bought me a car so i went and picked u up said goodbye to everyone and took u to lunch we went to the movies and i thought no not yet i cant ask her to marry me here, who would do that? so we went to the mall and walked around til night and all of a sudden the moment felt right we walkded outside and into the parking lot i walked to the car, went to open ur door and got shot you rushed to my side about to cry but i told u i was ok even though i knew i was going to die i told u to call an ambulance and hurry back and as u rushed off everything started going black i heard u come back and u kissed my cheek i tried to move but i felt to weak then i heard the ambulance and you tried your best to get their attention and i placed the ring on my chest you bent down to kiss me and saw the ring and i whispered "babe, will u marry me?" you whispered yes

Wierd Poems
How do I do this, how can I deal with the pain So many things is going wrong, so many losses with no gain So many mixed feelings, so many dark thoughts A never ending nightmare, with no lessons being taught You clouding my brain, hatred clouding my mind, My love clouding my heart, my hate clouding everything that’s behind What do I do, how can I make this end Do I take my own life, or let it go with the wind The sky is dark now, there is no place to go I don’t know what’s going on, and there’s no way to know I wish this would end, I wish I would wake So many things to wish for, nothing left to take This life is over, time to start a new No one left to start it with…..but wait…now there’s you… Ricky Dale Stone…. One life to live, one way to go No where to turn, y is there two roads No signs pointing, no hints to where they lead Nothing telling us what to do, no blood left to bleed No one here to help, does anyone even care Who thinks about

What Gives????? Who Can You Trust?????
Okay boys and girls....I got a question? What do you do when you trust someone that puts you in a VERY compromising situation???? I mean, if someone cares about you, would they put you in a spot where you gotta say...OH SHIT WHAT NOW????? This is why I am HERE now to be honest. I am tired of fake, phony, sometimey/good times only people.....you know them.....the ones from the imgonna tribe....lol I'm just venting cause I am tired of fake ass people that take advantage of me being a nice guy. Fuck em RIGHT.....their loss everyone have a kick ass week and THURSDAY IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY...all I can accept are thongs, massages, (money's nice too lol), and someone to help me with my gynecology lessons; I'm passing but I REALLY WANNA DO WELL. love y'all chris

Standard Operational Bullshit
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! 1.The longest relationship I had been in was 8 months until I was 30. (When I got married) (2mos was my previous record) I've been cheated on in every relationship I've had. 2.I'm normally shy and quiet. I've never yelled. 3.I'm sarcastic to a fault. I can say most anything with a straight face. I never lie. 4.I've always been thin and lanky. I spent most of my teens and 20's trying to gain weight. I've gained 10 lbs. in 15 years. I'm hated for that. 5.Despite having an exceptional I.Q., I'm often seen as aloof. I have photographic memory (yes it does exist). I rarely remember what day it is. 6.I'm often called upon for my insights, creativity

Its Only Me!!
I work constrution,Im a carpanter.Build ethenal plants and move to a different town or state about once a year.sounds like fun!YA RIGHT!!!It sucks after a wile.not a lot to me.Im a simple man with simple plans.

Words Women Use
This was sent to my mom (year of the dragon) by her friend Reapers Revenge! It is absolutely hilarious...and deserves a read!! I know that I think this way! words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the f*** up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of noth

Not Sure
Not too sure what a blog is or who looks at it. I'm blonde,blue eyes,5'5", I live in upstate ny,,So if your near that area or if your not feel free to chat with me. I'm new to Cherry so if you have any tips or lounges let me know. Thanks You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

You've Been Tagged
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! ~This is courtesy of MS NYMPHO, so anything for you sweetie!!! 1. I grew up IN A FAMILY OF 8 2 GIRLS 4 BOYS 2 PARENTS AND OFTEN A GRANDPARENT, UNCLE ,COUSIN, FRIEND ~~ VERY CROWDED!!! 2. I have been married ONCE NOW NOT HAS ITS GOOD POINTS AND SOME BAD 3. I HAVE ONE CHILD ~~ I ADORE HER~ THEIR ARE TONS OF PICS OF HER ON MY SITE 4. I have A LOT OF FRIENDS HERE ON CHERRY TAP BUT REALLY KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT MOST. THAT IS WHY I AM FILLING THIS OUT~ HOPEFULLY SOME OF MY FRIENDS WILL FILL THIS OUT AND I WILL GET TO KNOW THEM BETTER 5. My biggest pet peeves BULLIES AND JUST ARROGANT ASSHOLES 6. My dream is TO BE RICH ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF MY D

"tears Go On"
I wrote this poem about a year ago and it will be in Immortal Verses Series (scheduled to be released Winter of 2006) This poem was partly about my oldest brother who killed himeself when i was little. What do you think of it? cry for love, cry for joy dont you worry its no ploy tears come tears go Here is where I flow I'm safe for now until i see you and we begin to bow blood shed is shed far Im sorry he's gone I know it's still hard you'll see him soon he's in Gods hand Heaven will be the next kind of land but dont waste time it'll come soon you talk about him and people wonder who? i know you can not wait till he takes you but dont cut short God will tell you when its time to split

How To Spif Up My Profile
Ok guys I am new on here and not sure where to get stuff for my background and profile things. Could you help me out a little, is this like myspace, yahoo 360. I would like anyone who is willing to help a lady in distress. Thank you. Kristi

Other Inspirations!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha

The Class Trip
The Class Trip A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade." "No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silv

The Resume
Resume~ 1.. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool

Bubba Had Shingles
Bubba had shingles :-D Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?

Nymphomaniac Convention
Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popu

Well Hello
well im all new to this so i thought i would create a blog, i think this site is pretty wicked so far, but still dont understand the cherry bit of it over meeting new people, anyone got any ideas for me, post me back, dave x x

Why Old People Should Not Have Babies!
Why Old People Should Not Have Babies! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. ''May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K" Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

How To Keep From Getting Sick
How to Keep from Getting Sick Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions s

Signs That You Are Too Drunk
Signs That You are Too Drunk You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won’t progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT’S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. You fall off the floor.. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: ‘Hi my name is.. uh..’ Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake

A Rare Condition
A Rare Condition A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out. She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom. The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?" The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?" She says: "Pepper." Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Boo
Boo! Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the smiles and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) We all need to smile every once in a while. Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Worth Reading
WORTH READING Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be t he world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

New Here
I hope to have some pics up soon. while i am not what i would think would be "hot".I am about 5'9 180lbs, blond hair and blue eyes.average build.I am a little repressed sometimes.give me some suggestions.you never know i might actually follow your advice.

Recover Your Happiness
RECOVER YOUR HAPPINESS I LOVE THIS... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with. D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way. E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself. F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes. G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your wa

Goddess Amerose
I'm currently running a special where if you call me and your call lasts over 30 minutes you can get 5 FREE MINTUES towards your next call! So, tell me, what's your fantasy? Kinky Housewife (I really am a kinky housewife) Dominatrix (for all you subs out there) Financial Domination (if ruin is what you seek) XOXOXO Amerose

Just For Fun
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: I committed suicide: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I stole something: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: WOULD YOU: Be my friend?: Keep a secret if I told you one?: Hold my hand?: Take a bullet for me?: Keep in touch?: Try and solve my problems?: Love me?: Date me?: HAVE YOU EVER: Lied to make me feel better?: Wanted to kiss me?: Wanted to kill me?: Broke my heart?: Kept something important from me?: Thought I was unbearably annoying?: AND MORE... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 6. Describe me in one word. 7. What was your first impression? 8. Do you still think that way about me now? 9. What reminds you of me? 10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 11. How well do you know me? 12. When's the last time you saw me?

Crop-crop-crop...
..so I go to look at babyj's "work safe" bulletin & my "cropped head shot of TOTAL RECALL boobs" gets flagged, lol..even tho the boobs ain't showin'....what a crock o' horseshit, lol....at any rate, flag ol' bean too, he's one hot mofo!! If he wants to make "Cherry TAP safe"...Bleep THIS out and THAT out, oh and all the TWAT & DICK contests, flag them bitches on the bulletin board! I mean it's ALL ya see on there anymore & by bitches, I mean the contests, lol....you get the picture, hopefully & if not, NeverMIND, lol...ANNNYway CT friends, made a trip home this past weekend up to VA, had a great time and enjoyed seeing my kids. Even ruffled the ex's feathers for a few minutes. He had no clue it was me, thought his ass was in trouble till he realized it was ME, lol..you would've had to have been there! anyhow, just got back in a few hours ago. SO I'm take'n this BUSTED TOTAL RECALL ass of mine to bed, Goodnight my friends....*hugzzz*....

Bird
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely

Damaged
I got a Broken heart, my emotions have been trampled; There's a hole in my soul; yes my pain is ample I'm damaged, I'm damaged, my heart is on recall; My feelings are truly bruised from the impact of love's fall. And not just one fall, it's been over & over again; I'd surely be going to hell, if romantic stupidity was a sin. I had one man that used me, I had one that abused me; I had one that only called when he wanted to screw me. I had one that stole, and one that wanted my best friend; I had one that tried to make me think it was my fault, when he fucked his baby mama again. Then there was the one, that kept comparing me to his ex-chick; I finally had to tell him, save that ex shit for the next chick. Let's not forget the one who, always put me in some compromising position; like the time he tried to get me, to suck his boys dick in the kitchen. So this wall around my heart, you have to understand why it's there; the pain is overwhelming, and no mo

Head Master
Well I have this confession you see I have this obsession with which my lover I keep blessin’ I am The Head Master. You know my skills are strong oh yes my tongue is long and you know you won’t go wrong with The Head Master. As your spot I lick and I make it oh so slick with your cum and my spit you’ll know I am The Head Master. When your toes do curl just as your juices unfurl in waves that can flood the world remember, I am The Head Master. So if with posers you are tired of messin’ and your lack of climax has you stressen’ you can receive an orgasmic blessin’ from The Head Master. By: THICKA

Moral Of The Story
> > > > > > An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to >town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along >they passed some people who remarked it was a shame > the old man was walking & the boy was >riding. > > The man & boy thought maybe the critics >were right, > so they changed positions. > > > Later, they passed some people that >remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." > > They then decided they both would walk! >Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk > when they had a decent donkey to ride. > So, they both rode the donkey. > > Now they passed some people that shamed >them by s

To Be Thinner
Fat bitch, lard ass, huge-a-saurus rex, you name it I've been called I and it's got me pretty vexed. Some people can eat a side of beef and still keep their weight down; me I can drink a glass of water and pick up twenty pounds. Should I really care about what people look at me and see; or should I be proud with how my GOD chose to make me. Could I be supper thin, you know like a model type; or is thin truly over rated, a whole bunch of media hype. Well, maybe not super thin, don't want to loose to much weight; just around fifty pounds or so yeah that would be great. So that's settled, I'll do it, I am on the path to be thinner; I will start my diet right now , as soon as I finish eating my dinner. By THICKA

What Kind Of Car Are You?
I'm a Dodge Viper! You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust. Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Poetry
Do you ever wonder why you focus on the future? I mean, I know you're clear that it's an escape from the present But, just entertain the possibility, if only for a second that it is more than high hopes, wants and unfulfilled wishes that makes you dream about hugs and kisses with someone I know you don't really know In this sea full of sharks and fishes I believe you're of the variety that is tame and, not because your game is lame but, because you've at least progressed to where you know how to give and when to take You still live with some of your mistakes but you don't want to go back You know you don't need that So, what is it I'm trying to say? When you're not in the here and now, when you're contemplating next steps Do you really take a look around to understand who you're with? It's not your dreams I'm trying to steal, it's just I really wonder if you know they're not real I'm the first to live in the land of faith but if that state takes you to a place o

The O.c (roleplaying Room)
Hello everyone I just opened up a roleplaying room it's called The O.C. If you have seen the show and like it you will like this room if you haven't seen it or don't watch it you can still join in the roleplay and be a character I will help you on what to say so will Heather that is on the top of my friends list lol. These are who I still need yet. Hope to see some new people if you want to join just e-mail me and let me know at XMagicalWolfX@gmail.com or you can message me on AIM MagicalWereWolf or MSN MagicalWolf4382@hotmail.com. Just let me know which character you want to be and I will give you the password for your character and you can change it once you get the password ok thanks :). Oh and the people that have available by there names are the characters that still need roleplayers for ok just to be clear thanks. The Address to the site http://s130320758.onlinehome.us/chatz/priv/theOCroom/index.cgi Characters: Kirsten---Not Available Marissa----Not Availabl

A Lil Humor
A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."

You Know You've Thought This....
ok, I'm sick, and a bad case of lack of sleep did this to my brain!__this poem that just popped out is beyond me..HAHHA!! But I'm bold enough to share this little treat anyhow..cause ya'll love me anyways. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now he lays me down for sex I pray the Lord my Butt will flex If I should cum before he does I pray the lord he'll soon be done AMEN! TADA!! That's all folks...

Life
LOVE is the LAW LOVE under WILL I am above you, around you, and in you. My ecstasy is in yours. My joy is to see your joy. Thus at the moment of ones doing, be in it. Identify completely LIVE IT Ipso volunta me, sic ipse

Song Of The Week 1
I do this for my other blogs and thought...why not do it here. Basically I post a song each week from any band and then get comments, if anyone acually read it that is..LoL Let\'s kick things off...with this weeks song and that song is...AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE by Blind Guardian Song Name - And Then There Was Silence Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opera Song Number - 10 of 11 Song Length - 14:07 Lyrics Turn your head and see the fields of flames He carries along From a distant place He\'s on his way He\'ll bring decay (Don\'t move along \'Cause things they will go wrong The end is getting closer day by day) In shades of grey We\'re doomed to face the night Light\'s out of sight Since we\'ve reached the point of no return We pray for starlight we wait for the moon The sky is empty Alone in the unknown We\'re getting nowhere We have been betrayed By the wind and rain The sacred hall\'s empty and cold The sacrifice made

First Blog
Hello to all who happen across here. I don't have much to say at the moment, and I'm in a hurry to be somewhere in less than an hour. But I hope to make lots of friends here, there seem to be lots of nice and interesting people here. Photo will be posted soon. OK?

Nightmares
nightmares Current mood: scared A very good and trusted friend suggested that i write about my nightmares in order to try and get them out of my head. i'm not much of a writer, but here goes nothing. Most of you know a little about my past marriage. It WAS a good one, until one night last year when everything changed. My husband, at that time, was "working" in NJ. i, as usual, was in Vt with our son, DJ. i got woken up around 2 or so in the morning by my car alarm. Someone had tried to break into my car. What would any wife and mother do? i tried to call my husband on his cell phone. When a female voice answered, i thought nothing of it since he was staying at his friend's house. Mikey is something of a "man-whore", so i figured it was one of HIS "friends". i didn't get upset until she said,"Honey, wake up. It's your wife on the phone." Then, i knew it was time to get mad. i strongly suggested that he get his ass home, NOW. i'm not that forward or bold as to

Too Much Trouble
Saw the Talib Kweli show last night. Awesome show. Really, really great. If he comes through your town I promise it's absolutely worth the money. I don't think I can go to a show on a Monday again. I'm half wrecked right now. Thank god it's a short week. Still, I'm very glad I went. What a great show. Thanks to Wikipedia I found out he's in Second Life the online game: "According to Blacksmith's Web site, Talib Kweli's latest solo album will not be released until January 2007. In the meantime, he has created a global gathering place for all his fans on Second Life which will feature live concert streams as will as exclusives from his new album." I had set up a Second Life account a while ago but never really got into it. Now I totally want to check his stuff out. What a great idea.

Comments
Why is it harder for a guy to get comments on pics on here. I figure girls like looking at us as much as we like looking at them, so it shouldn't be so different, but it is, why? I just wanna know what people think of my pics.

Oral Sex
Okay boys and girls....I'm feeling kinda HA HA today, even though shit is kinda rough. Why is it that so many women will not admit to A) performing oral sex, and B) swallowing? The reason I am asking this (before some of yall go EWWWWWWWWWWW) is that you are the FIRST people to get upset if a guy doesn't do it. Me being the permanent scuba tank holder that I am, don't have a problem with it. In fact it's one of my faves (better bring an oxygen tank and a safety word with ya), but I just wanted to know why it's EWWWWWWW when you guys do it to us...but not EWWWWWWWWW when we go down on yall. I was having a HUGE debate on the train on the way to my stepsister's house today with these three wall st. women, and two were really BLONDE about the whole thing but one said she knew where I was coming from and suggested I post this blog to find out if women are really still in the EWWWW phase (or is that just in public or not amongst friends lol). For all of you guys that think that this

How Do You Pay Off The National Debt? With A Hanging
I have a wonderful idea on how we can pay off our national debt. Recently Saddam Hussein was found guilty and sentenced to DEATH BY HANGING. Being the opportunist I am, I say we put his hanging on Pay-Per-View. Now before you get all jacked and moralistic on me remember that boxing is a common pay-per-view event and that is much bloodier then a hanging. I say you charge 79.99 for the event and along with Saddam's Hanging you also get to witness the hanging of Chemical Ali as well. As an added bonus you will also get the footage of the bomb that took out Saddam's two sons over a year ago. And dont tell me that $79.99 is too high a price because ya know what...im guessing there wont be a house in America that wouldnt have this on. Saddam is partly responsible for our debt so that little fucker can help erase it.

Being A Submissive
i've been sitting here reading through O/our comments and messages and am noticing a pattern. It seems to me, at least, that when some; not all, guys see how i've chosen to live....they automatically think that i'm up for grabs! i am NOT a toy, nor am i for just anyone to think that they can "order" me to do whatever their little minds want to think of! i chose to be a submissive a long time ago. This has been one of the most rewarding things i've ever done. But, it has had it's drawbacks. i've lost friends over this lifestyle. i've even inadvertantly cost my Master a friend. i love being who and what i am, and am extremely proud of being my Master's possession. i've never felt so cared for, safe, protected, and loved. He cherishes me the way someone chereishes something priceless. To Him, i AM priceless. So the next time one of these ignorant men think that just because i wear a collar around my neck....Remember, there is a Man behind that collar. It signifies His ownersh

Me An Artist
I call this an art cause in all actuality it is. The definition of art is: The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium. This is what I once did. I took what was within in and brought it out in a stream of movements that made one of the most beautiful things in this world, the relaxation of both mind and body within a person. I have been trained with the proper movements to massage. I have been taught a technique to build upon. I learned all about the physical aspects of the body. I know how the blood flows, how our food fuels us, how we deal with waste. All these things can be taught. Just like one can be taught how to hold a paint brush, what colors make what colors when combined. Does knowing this make a person an artist? No its taking all this combining it with what is inside of you, with your soul. This ma

Kiss My Eyes And Lay Me To Sleep!!!
This is what I brought you This you can keep This is what I brought You may forget me I promise to depart Just promise one thing Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep This is what I brought This you can keep This is what I brought You may forget me I promise you my heart Just promise to sing Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep This is what I thought I thought you need me This is what I thought so think me Nyeve I promise you a heart you promise to keep Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

Psychosomatic
Wow, OK. There are alot of annoying things about this site in general. One of them is that this site makes way too much noise for it's own good. Secondly, I just got logged out of my blog and lost all my initial data. These are things I feel need to be fixed. However, overall, this site is pretty OK. Anyway, I'm going to write in my real blog now. That's located at www.asmodaeus.com. Check it out YO.

Me!
You Are An Elm Tree You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around. Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes. You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes. Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others. Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Planet
You Are From Mercury You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything. What Planet Are You From?

Fun Facts And Useless Tidbits
Star-Filled 'Bible Experience' A Hit Longer Old Testament audio version is planned for 2007. Blair Underwood is the voice of Jesus in "The Bible Experience," a hit on the audio book circuit. It's an epic telling of the life of Jesus, an ambitious production featuring an all-star cast. But it's not a movie or miniseries. It's a new audio Bible released by Zondervan, one of the world's largest publishers of religious books. "Inspired By ... The Bible Experience: New Testament" features a large, all-black cast including some of Hollywood's biggest names. And in the world of audio books, it's a smash. It has been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart's Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it's the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked. The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washingt

My Heresy
Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3! (LandOver Baptist) This brand new extended PlayStation 3 offer is for children and teenagers only! It may not be used in conjunction with any other Landover Baptist salvation offer. Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3! We here at Landover Baptist Church work full-time as servants of Jesus Christ, and He's told us about you

Happy Thanksgiving
Just wanted to say Happy Turkey day to you all. I'm heading back to PA tomorrow to visit my family and won't have much access to a computer. So, I just wanted to make sure I sent this out today. Take care all and I will talk to everyone when I get back next week. ~Tony~

Help Me Out
This waitin shit sux...it might just be me not havin any patience...I only got a little more to go...if you got the time I'd really appreciate it if you could rate me, add me...whatever it takes i'm ready to move up a notch!

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk or just desperate for some cock.....lucky me....NOT!!!!!! I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants like you were REALLY that good of a fucking lay any how I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT....HAH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and d