After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"Silly, that's me before the surgery!"