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Fun Fun FunIf it can be done, I'll be the one to do it. Whether it be good or bad. I have a Dodge Durango, which I fearlessly go where ever I want in. Saturday, on a simple outing to the ball field I decide to park along one side of the field to create some shade. It had rained a few days before, it was a little muddy. Leave it to me.......... both tires on the passenger side sunk in the mud.
I got a 4 wheel drive stuck.
I had a handfull of willing helpers, I chose my ex-brother-in-law, I figured if anyone should tear up my vehicle it should be him. He sunk it further......... and covered me in mud, I was standing next to it to see if it was going anywhere.
Called another friend who has a wreaker and auto-repair business. He's got the wreaker lent out so he brings his 4 wheel drive and a chain. Hooks the chain to his front end and my rear end (that sounds kinda wrong)and tries to back up an pull it out easy.
No can do.
He turns his vehicle around, hooks the chain back up, my X
Kellyddiego778@ CherryTAP
The Keys To My HeartThe Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
DepressedOk,I 've never actually written a blog before,and I'm basically just doing it because I well I really don't know why.I just got off the phon with my mom,She and my Daughter had just gotton back from the Dr's where my daughter has undergone more testing(yes my mom has custody of my daughter long story,please don't judge me on that,it really the best place for her)(and it's a long story that expands my lifetime)back to the subject,My daughter has previously been diagnosed as having ADHD,no big deal right plenty of people with ADHD go on to live productive lives,and then on top of that was diagnosed with mild autism.Oh she's going to be 12 in Dec,Developmentaly she act's like she's 5-6 yrs old.Is in the "6th grd",but doing 2nd grd work.She is in a special school,will never attend normal school again...She is now diagnosed as being Mentaly Retarded,not developmentaly disabled...for the rest of her life she will need adult supervision,no proms no drivers licsense and it's breaking my heart.
Realknow how you can easily check and see if someones pics are really them? real people have high res pics. not these little pics that are so small you can barely see them. small pics are generally stolen from site that restricts size of the pics. other then that, there is always the salute pics....:)
A G-life“G” Life.
Why does it ...
My Power is awesome, try me you'll see, know if you do, you'll never break
free.
Just try me once, and I may let you go. But try it twice and I will take
your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal, you'll lie, you'll take from your loved
ones, just to stay high.
The crimes you'll commit from my narcotic charms. They'll be worth the
pleasure, you'll feel in my arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad. When you see their
tears, will you feel sad?
Just forget your morals and the way you were raised. I'll be your consience,
I'll teach you my ways.
'Ll take kids from their parents, I'll take parents from their kids. I turn
people from god, and I seperate friends.
I'll always be with you right there by your side. You'll give up everything,
your family, your hope, and your pride.
I'll take and I'll take, until you have no more to give. When Im finished
with you, you'll be lucky to
Woo Hoo 1st Blog!!!!!First of all i want to thank everyone who has helped me here and sooo friendly. I have already met some wonderful and crazy people .... interesting ones too... Im here looking to meet people from all over and all ages .. Love to cat so if you wanna good chin wag hit me up !
Hoochie StuffI would love to close my
eyes and become like peter pan
and we could hold hands and sit on top
of the world on the clouds and watch the
sun go down and fly over the ocean waves
we never grow old and we can live in a dream Drove way around the world to see my myspace gf just to find out she had a real life boyfriend. booo whoooo. Slit my wrists and black my eyes lalalalallala
so I am here with this pain in my heart gonna block ur ass and hope u choke on the next big thing I am gonna erased my “who I like to meet”.
Chours: why did it have to be you to tear me down i thought are love was so strong I would have given my life for you, now I am here looking at ur myspace knowing its over becuz myspace ruins livessssssss
and I hope u take my pics off your page as I always dreamed of a storybook romance but my little paper heart ripped so easy
I have a hole in my chest becuz of you I was killed by all that you have said it was
****only In Dreams****I could kiss you a thousand times and still not be satisfied. My love for you is endless, so tender, so hot and complete. I swear to God I want you in my life. I love you more and more with each day passing and it eases me to know as tomorrow approaches, that I will love you more then yesterday and tomorrow will be more then today. My love for you cannot be measured by words alone as love does express my true feelings for you.
When I think of our love it reminds me of all the things you are to me. You and only you have given me so much hope and have made me realize how much I want you! You show the true meaning of how a man should treat a woman.
Please accept my heart as your own and listen to both of ours beating as one. You are my reason to live. Without you I'm nothing. The years will be a test, but nothing will keep me from loving you, or from being by your side. I love you more than you could even know, you are my world. I just wanted to let you know how much I love all that
Just StuffHEY EVERYONE!!! I know it has been a while but i just wanted to let everyone know that I am doing much better and I will be back on air starting January 8th! Yes thats right THE ONE AND ONLY NAKED DJ EROTICA comes back on air with BAD SEED RADIO. I have been working there behinde the sences for a while and I am ready to take the air yet again!
*kisses and hugs*
Erotica I just wanted ya'll to know I am ok still sick and idk when i will be able to return to cherry tap or the station full time. I am doing everything I can to get better. I love you all!!! Mwah!!!!!!! I keep trying to find the answer but I guess I will never know. Why does this kind of stuff happen to me? Why do I always end up in impossible situations? Do I put myself in these problems? Do I open myself up to them? Why is it that I know I will always get hurt no matter what? I keep thinking maybe this time will be different, but it never is. Why is it that i shut everyone out but people always find a way in? I try so ha
Cleaning Up My Friends List!it's time to clean up my friends list! If u haven't talked to me ever..your gone...i want friends on here that are going to talk to me!
if u added me just because of the rates your gone...
i have met a lot of cool people on here, and i love talking to each one of you!
To Day!Keep in mind that a gesture as simple as a smile and word of appreciation can be extremely healing
for another person - and yourself.
Yo Ho BlowHave you ever wondered what Santa does with the rest of the 364 days of the year, or better yet how can he afford to supply all those kiddies with the toys.
I know you are thinking, he has those Elves making the toys (yes, that is true)but he still has to pay for the supplies doesn't he.
Well I will tell you how!
I recently stumbled into a strip club way up north called 'THE POLE' and this was no ordinary strip club for all the dancers were little people. At first I thought that it was some kind of gimmick, of course that was untill I saw that white bearded fat man sitting in that back counting money. I asked one of the pint sized waitresses "Who was the man in that back of the room" but she must have miss heard me for she said back to me "so you want to see the man about the back room". Well I just agreed and she told me all I had to do was say the pass words to the bearded man. I slipped a fifty into her tiny G-string (really, I floss my teeth with thicker threads) and she wispe
LifeThe love of my life called me tonight.... and I couldnt say anything. Our history together is long and ackward. We play games on each other. We both love each other and want to be together but we just cant seem to get to that point. Its almost as if fate is pulling us apart with circumstances. We both make stupid mistakes and cant quite get it right.
How do you stop the games and just.... be? Or is it just destined for us to not be together and be happy?
grr i got another new piercng today :D yaya me! hehe yaya i know...what can i say im addicted :D I start my internship tommorow!!!
yay im excited and nervous :) :)
wish me luck yall! and ill let you know tommorow how it all goes!!
Dark Thought'ssince noone want's to ever talk on here then i'm tired of wasting my time with it.... this turned out to be as lame as myspace... just without the children troublemakers.... Darkness engulfs as night fall's.
A distant howl of a broken heart.
A cut flowing crimson so warm and
deep.
Lures a soul to endless sleep.
Nowhere to be bound.
A lost soul to be reborn,
crying, screaming as a new child born.
bry
The Sound Of God!I heard the sound of that BEAUTIFUL GE Minigun droppin' hot brass on dem boyz...and I thought how nice it must be to hear GOD above ya! The only friend they had in sight.
You are The Chariot
Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles.
The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again.
What Tarot Card are You?
Hollawhats up holla at ya boy lets get to know each other yo whats good ladies hileave a message let me know whats good wit ya
HolidaysTexture My Words DADDY'S EMPTY CHAIR
A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father.
When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head
propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister
assumed that the old
fellow had been informed of his visit.
"I guess you were expecting me, he said.
"No, who are you?" said the father.
The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair
and I figured you knew I was going to show up."
"Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?"
Puzzled, the minister shut the door.
"I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man. "But
all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the
pastor talk about prayer,
but it went right over my head."
"I abandoned any attempt at prayer," the old man continued, "until one day
four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny,
Be A Breast Supporter!Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs.
With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy.
So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute....
The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle).
This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising.
Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and
Ilovpssymy first.... so be gentile, how many women out there have been completely satisfied by a tongue, not talking about a few minutes, i am talking about hours, i love to eat pussy and dare any good looking woman to take my advice. let or make a man go down on you and dont let him up, if he cant do it i can, i am that good mmmmmmmm slurp mmmmmmmm i love pussy.
Free StyleIf I could try and find myself then I could fly and become the source
Of something else like what you see in the movies and everything’s groovy
Mind in a twined and I step back trying to rewind but can’t then I’m stuck
Oh fuck here we go again back in this bubble this can’t be were it ends
No im back come on man pick up the slack lets leave from this bitch and never come
back
No I must find myself if not then I may need some help lord please take this demon from
my head
Or bless me lord cuss you might find me dead fucked with the wrong person with the
chrome and the lead cuss when im dead then im dead
My Glob (blog Spelled Backwards)I am reposting a blog my husband wrote. it is currently posted on his myspace and he has yet to post it here on fubar, so I will.
We are all in school this semester. Betsy is in school with me at ECSU for her General Requirements. I am back in classes for Biology, CHemistry, and Calculus. Gwen has her prereqs for her Nursing school. The kids are back in school, and enjoying it. All but one, Tim seems to have some issues with behavioural issues. But after the events of this summer I can understand.
I was recently asked to describe this family in a short statement. A short phrase if you will. The one I chose was that "we are a wolf pack" Each one of us an individual, yet together a formidable and cunning force. I keep seeing guys that come in this house, and they run squealing back to their own homes. I noticed at issue is my "alpha male" status finally when the girls pointed it out at a small town in Oregon. I noticed I did not have to move for others while walking down the stre
My Life.......Well as I noted on my last blog, I do suffer from nerve damage around my spinal cord. Unfortunately when a piece of my spine moved out of place it was actually pinching my spinal cord almost in half & this was not detected for over a year. I do live in constant severe pain all day everyday! I'm on several medications for the pain, the damaged nerves, & the not sleeping. I'm not able to work due to my medical condition. I am a single mother of 2 boys. It has been told to me that in a few years I could end up in a wheel chair. I do my best to handle one day at a time. I try to make the best out of my life. I do everything I can for my kids whether the pain is severe or not at the time. My kids come first!!!!!
I would like to level up. I've been on this level for quite some now.
Friday, November 17, 2006.It’s X-FEST starring the legendary Hank Williams, Jr., Jo Dee Messina, Keith Anderson, Van Zant and Sara Buxton!
It’s rockin’ country at its best, and doors will open at 3 for games, booths and a Texas Hold’Em poker tournament!
Tickets start at just $9.25 and they go on sale THIS SATURDAY AT 10AM
Wachovia Box Office Charge-By-Phone at 1-800-298-4200
Hope to see you there!
A Challenge Given To Me...for those of you who dont know, Joplin Missouri was almost totally destroyed by an EF-5 tornado on May 22nd this year. Besides the hundreds of homes and businesses that were damaged or destroyed the high school was in the direct path of the tornado and suffered major damage (they cant even use what was left for school and are using other locations in town).
Calgurldriveri have come from cali to middle tennesse i'm lonely, where are the loose fun people here, in this bible belt nation, west coast hurtin for some real fun, fun feel me www.myspace.com/calgurldriver
FreindsOf making a folder for friends so if anyone wants me to rip there pics and place in this folder let me know.
Funny Things....I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not. People keep telling me I'm i
Disposable HeroesBodies fill the fields I see, Hungry heroes end
No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend
Running blind through killing fields, bred to kill them all
Victory of what said should be
A servant til I fall
Soldier boy, made of clay
Now an empty shell
Twenty one, only son
But he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care
Do just as we say
Finished here, greeting death
He’s yours to take away
Back to the front
You will do what I say, when I say
Back to the front
You will die when I say, you must die
Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blindman
Barking of machine gun fire, Does nothing to me now
Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it somehow
More a man, strips you bare, glory seeker trends
Bodies fill the fields I see
The slaughter never ends
Why am I dying?
Kill, have no fear
Lie, live off lying
Hell, hell is here
I
LoveLove
Body: Wow there were never more truer word's spoken. I have been in that position once upon a time. Dave what if there is that true soulmate out there, and you sell yourself to that one that put's you on a pedestal.What happens? I will tell you what happens my friend. Many years later when you are both absolutely miserable you are back to square one older,tired and oh so caustious.
Even if this person would die for you now eventually they know you settled. Because if one person doesn't feel it it's not fair to the other or both really. Yes you can grow to love and respect anyone. But you always wonder what if...................
Now at 42 I regret accepting the "ONE" who went un noticed.I don't regret the "love" that I really did feel for this man or the sacrafices he made to make my life happy. But 15 years later we are both wondering why didn't we hold out for the "ONE".
Now back to the real question what if there isn't a "ONE". What if life is who and what you make it !
Ma
No Girl Deserves This!!!!Body: NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
ok read this it is sad
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS-
Story-
Girl: Hey
Boy: What?
Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.
Boy: Ok...
Girl: What do you mean "ok"?
Boy: I don't like you like that...
Girl: Why not?
Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.
Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!
Girl: But... I...
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.
Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work
First TimerHI EVERYONE
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AT ATTEMPTING TO WRITE A BLOG SOOOO FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS PLZ BARE WITH ME
I JUST PRETTY MUCH WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS LEFT ME COMMENTS ON MY PAGE AND MY PICTURES THEY ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED
I LOVE YOU ALL
PLZ KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING I LOVE THEM ALL
**KISSES** HI EVERYONE
IM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY THT I HVENT BEEN ON AND HAVE NOT LEFT ANY COMMENTS HAD FAMILY EMERGENCYS OVER THE HOLIDYS
TO EVERYONE IN MY FRIENDS LIST AND FAMILY ECT....
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE GREAT HOLIDAYS AND I WISH EVERYONE A GREAT YEAR TO COME
PLZ DONT FORGET ME I LOVE YOU ALL
AND HOPE TO CHAT SOON
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Looking For Bifemales And CplsIf you are a bifemale that wants to get to know us as friends first and then see what happens _ us a line. Also looking for cpls as well. Must be secure in your relationship and no bullshit same as with females no Bullshit.
Smile ContestThis is my first Blog... I hope I did it right... This is a friends Smile Contest contestant... please rate her
This is my first Blog... I hope I did it right... This is a friends Smile Contest contestant... please rate her
PoemsIRISH FRIENDSHIP
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."
"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.
"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.
"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the le
Good Night AllAfter working 48 strait hours... I will be spending the weekend at home... see you all on Monday night
Cherry Tap?So CherryTap eh? I'm half intrigued and half...um..some other word'd by it. A MySpace that gives you points. This makes being fake so much more fun cuz you get (cherry) points for it ;) Never has anyone tried so hard to get me to join a site than they did for this and I'm left wondering...was it for the points??? How am I supposed to know if they genuinely wanted my online friendship or just need more crack...er cherry points?? Honestly I could give a fuck...I just needed to blog so I could get more...er...um..points!
R6ttySWEET~ THING@ CherryTAP
MwahFuck me now!!!!
Pushing me against the wall, your hands roaming all over my body, you lean in...breathing heavily on my neck making goose bumps break out over my skin. Running your teeth along the curve of my neck, reaching mehind me with your hands you pull me sharply into you as you bite my neck hard enough to make me cry out, my panties becomming instantly wet, my body pushing into you as you capture my mouth with yours. Kissing me hard, insistant, passionately...your mouth crushing mine. Grabbing my wrists with your hands you push them up over my head, making my breasts thrust out against your chest, you hold both my arms above my head with one hand... running your free hand over my body pushing my skirt up your reach your hand between my legs feeling my wetness already through my panties and grin pulling your hand away.. running it around and squeezing my ass moving up further to my breasts, kneading them and pinching my nipples in turn then pulling my top down freeing t
Hummm Poor Baby!!Pale moon shadows cascade upon the open dance floor
Under the twinkle of the stars,
A feeling rushes through my body.
Unknowing of your presence, I close my eyes
And let my long fingers fall to my shirt,
Rubbing the fabric so lightly.
The sense of urgency fills me with desire.
My silky hair falls across my face and I dance alone
On that dance floor made of grass and wildflowers
A feeling of contentment, lustful dreams...
The breeze from the lake catches the bareness under my skirt.
I shiver, thinking I am cold, but instead, I'm wet.
Drowning in the distant music of my heart
I lay down on the satin blanket, letting my legs fall apart.
My hands roam freely. The need to touch my flower
A soft moan escapes my pouty lips,
Rubbing faster, sliding fingers
Ohh yes, mmm, my body quivers in the open air.
I sense your presence now. Darkness alludes us.
"Come dance with me," I whisper.
You step forward with a rose and
Slide its silky petals across my stomac
Poetically SpeakingHer eyes are moonbeams bouncing
off the crests of waves in
a sea of unfathomable beauty.
Her lips are rose petals, moistened
with morning dew, and losing virginity
to the glorious rays of the sun.
Her skin, like a peach plucked
from the Tree of Divinity, so sublime,
so perfect and needless of any adornment.
Her smile is the kiss from an Angel,
sent straight from Heaven, whose
only purpose is to woo my heart.
And my heart, wooed in such a way
is fain to be forever hers, like
a bird''s song is to the morning's glory.
a bird's flight is to a morning's breeze.
I only meant to love you
Not to cause you pain
To be the one you’d cling to
Your sunshine after the rain
I know my words have stung you
I feel I’ve scared your heart
I’ve cried myself to sleep
Because we’re still apart
My greatest wish is to be with you
For your love my soul does yearn
We both have make mistakes
We still have things to learn
F
It's Friday Night She's All Alone.. He's A Million Miles Away.She's dressed to kill...
Well I couldn't wait to get home from school and have my baby waiting for me so we could start Thanksgiving break...
But lucky for me... When I get home he is M.I.A. and not even his three closest friends can find him... So I went to a friends house and decided he'd call eventually... Well he did and I could barely hear him... Then he has the nerve to send me a text message telling me that he thought we should be through or talk about.. Becaus eI was too obsessed with my ex-boyfriend... I can't get up the guts to tell him that I quit speaking to mne outta respect for him, however he is still talking to his... Even after I was told that he was with her again... So he said when his rid e was ready he'd be here to talk... I haven't done anything... I am always at home waiting for him to come back ( and it is like 1:30-2:00 in the morning when he does) I go to school that is it... I even talk on the phone my cell phone around him.. He talks to his ex on it away f
He Needs PrayersAn old friend, my former roommate, is in need of some serious prayers. His bradley got hit by a roadside bomb and his legs got blown apart. Hes had 2 surgeries to amputate his left leg and his right leg had surgury to put a steel rod in. His left arm is under considerable damage and his spine is fractured. He has infections from all the sand in his wounds and was peppered in the face. He is doing better then expected but he still needs all the prayers he can get!!! As well as his wife and new baby girl.
He recieved the Medal of Honor for after realizing his legs were messed up he dragged himself outside and shot his gun killing 2 bad guys in a gunfight before his men dragged him away.
*** We all need to be praying for our military. Whether we agree with whats going on or not. Our Military needs our prayers ***
The Musings Of OpiumAsk me a question, any question. I'll answer it truthfully and ask you a question..it can get quite amusing. Thoughtful questions, humorous questions, technical questions..anything. Something you have always wondered about me, something you want a true answer to but never thought I would answer honestly, something that has nothing to do with me that you have always been curious about...anything. Shoot away.
Your Glamour Icon Is
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
What Glamour Icon Best Represents You?
Your Makeup Look Is
Punk Glam Eyes
You're the perfect mix of rock and roll meets glamour!
What's Your Signature Makeup Look?
You Are a Cappuccino
You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.
However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.
You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.
You're the type that seems
How Lucky Are You?Your Luck Quotient: 81%
You have an extremely high luck quotient.
Not only do you consider yourself lucky, probably everyone you know does too.
But you're smart enough to know that you've mostly made your own luck.
By being positive, open, and flexible, a lot of luck has come your way!
How Lucky Are You?
WhoreWhat the hell did I just do? This is another one of those "mywhore" spaces, isn't it? Awww, fuck. Leave me alone.
Just BloggingPlease watch out for this Man. His name is Luis Gonzalez. He brutally beat a girl i know to death. Here are two of his pictures.
Please repost this for everyone to see so that this
doesn't happen to anyone else. This is not a joke. It happend May 12th 2007. It happend just because she couldn't get another girl to join them hanging out. Again PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND.
Please go and show her some luv. I'm sure she could use a lot of it right now.
2FAST4U!! ~{ Cherry Snatcher}~@ CherryTAP
This is off of www.marionso.com
Active Inmate Details - GONZALEZ, LUIS
Information
PIN: A0105206 Booking #: 0700007612 Location: EC219B
Name: GONZALEZ, LUIS MIGUEL
Sex: M Race: W Height: 510 Weight: 135 Hair: BLK Eyes: BRO DOB: 5/24/1973
Booking Date: 5/12/2007 4:11:00 AM
Charges
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Charge # 1
784.041-1 BATTERY | FELONY BATT RESULT FROM BODILY HARM/DISABILITY 4201118149 $10,000.00 07023945
Court Case # Bond Type: SURETY
Hey Friends An Famim just wondering what the future holds i thought i found love but nope all she wanted to was make a babby
More About Me!Ok whos got myspac page on here? Long, Random, Interesting, Bored, Blah, Fun.The BasicsFull name::Jenn Home town::Batavia Birthday::July 4 AppearanceHair color::Strawberry Blonde Eye color::Bue Height::5'2 Contacts or glasses::Glasses for reading Piercings::Yep, ears and nose Do you wear any rings?:sometimes What shoes do you wear?:I have alot Just LatelyHow are you today?:Sick What pants are you wearing?:ummm, like lounge pants What shirt are you wearing?:a hoodie What song are you listening to right now?:Doodlebops What was the last thing you ate?:Pizza How is the weather right now?:IDK, its only 6am What time is it?:wtf?? More About YouWhat are the last four digits of your phone?:5555 If you were a crayon what color would you be?:Purple Have you ever almost died?:Actually I did Do you like the person you got this survey from?:I dont know her What makes you happy?:When I get my way What's the best advice ever given to you?:Stay single Ever done drugs?:Does prescription count? What sp
JokesA guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at
him, and as they get closer, she says hello.
He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
had sex with and all my buddies watched, while your partner whipped
me with a wet celery stick?"
After a moment, she said, "No, I am your son's math teacher."
Ok Here Goes NothinOk I have no clue what this site is about...but a friend told me about it so I am gonna check it out! See ya all around ;)
Umm"Hottie Game"
This is called the "Hottie Game" Repost this, see how many
MESSAGES people give you...
[a] Perfect
[b] Hottie
[c] Gorgeous
[d] Amazingly Beautiful
[e] I'd marry you right now
[f] I would ask u 2 be my gf / bf
[g] I would make out with you.
[h] I'd hit
Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of you.
Insomniac De Santa Cruzya know...........ya inherit ya family
and ya pick ya friends......
that's all this Irishman can say...
Happpy phuckin' Turkeyday all....I know I will...
Live With No Regrets...I have come to a conclusion ... that i am going to live my life with no regrets... i honestly do not regret one thing i have done in my past...like having chlidren so young or marrying my ex-husband, or how i lived my life, i dont regret how i raised my kids or treated my freinds, the things i have lost or the wasted days i spent... for it all makes me who i am, i am stronger and have much more knowledge of the world and life because of it,
.... and i will not regret one day or one decision i will make in the future... life is too short to come up to the end of it and say i should have or i wish i could have...
not me ... i am going to make it happen and do what i want to... i dont want to end up like that ...
so if i want to buy those drums for my grandson i will, if i want to learn to play bass i will, just because i am in my 40's it's no too late... if i want a new position at work i am going for it and learning what i need to do to get it... and if i want a man
Some Of My Writtingsneed some help anyone got a friend (female) thats single around southern in that might be interested see if we might be compatable ***You Are 82% Evil***
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/
I have found a new torture hidden within my living hell.
I can’t seem to escape the pains of something I can’t control.
The life from which I can’t escape is that of my own, torn to pieces, broken and bruised.
A harden heart has become dead within incapable of caring for the body it lies within.
Destroyed by the ones that took advantage of the owners’ compassion.
I do not know if it is my subconscious or my brains, self defense mechanism that has turned me so cold.
I just want to be found by the light, to be allowed to heal by its warmth and love.
Here I’ll hang, by this emotional noose, on display for those to play with my structure plagued with decay.
TTW
I Am BackkkkkkkkkI AM BACKKKKKKKKKKK
AND WILL TAKE A BIT TO GET INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.....SO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST LET YA ALL KNOW U HAVE NOT BEEN 4GOTTEN......
The Words That RhymeMinutes Seem Like Hours
Hours Seem Like Days
Nights Are An Eternity
Without You By My Side
I Long To See Your Gentle Smile
And To Look Deep Into Your Eyes
Without You Here Beside Me
I Am Nothing But A Lost Soul
Searching For Its Mate I am a comedian who has stage freight.
A hopeless romantic that always gets hurt.
I look normal on the outside.
But inside I'm just trying to keep it together.
It is what it is.
I just got to keep reminding myself.
It is what it is. While shuffling through some boxes .. I found this poem ... thought I'd share it with you :)
Too Good To Be True
You just had to be
This has happened to me before
Why would you be any different
You think I've would've learned
You think I should have known
Words are just a smoke screen
Hiding the truth
As if my past hasn't taught me
I always do this to myself
Think that I'm not worthy
Of finding someone
So I fall into the spell
Of the words that weave their web
Around my hear
Memoirs Of A Bored Kloey.Okay. I've only just now processed the fact that I'm hungry. I was at work for approximately fourteen hours today, which isn't really a great deal of time, but I was so busy that I never got around to eating anything. I didn't even have breakfast or a snack. It didn't even dawn on me during the day, as I've been so terribly busy.
Of course, I've been a mindless bit of baggage, going on auto pilot, taking call after call after call after call. I even managed to take several calls at once steadily throughout the day, alternately placing each on hold to collect more information and to assure 'em that I had not forgotten about their respective concerns.
Then there's the Judge's office. It seems as if the staff is completely incapable of rescinding a warrant before hit confirmations and the like. I don't even want to think about the amount of teletypes I sent to various agencies. Seriously. I spent hours pouring over teletypes while maintaining at least five forms of traf
My WrittingsWritten by me (Peek A Boo)
Unspoken Words
It's the middle of the afternoon and my mind has been engulfed into a land that only seems to bring visions of you. Your standing there in your blue jeans and t-shirt with that sexy smirk you always display. I can see in your eyes there's a desire, a desire that only you and I seem to understand. Your silence says I want you yet; you aren’t sure how to proceed. Your eyes dance around my body as your mind says how do I start? I can see you trembling as many thoughts race threw your mind it’s a moment you’ve been waiting for and now your scared to start. “Dear God, can this be happening?” you silently think to yourself, shake your head in disbelief and softly whispering, “This just can’t be real?” Taking your hand into mine I softly whisper, “This is real, the time has come!” as I lay a light kiss upon your cheek. I step-back, look deep into your eyes only to see our passions dancing in
Saturday, November 18It's 10:33 AM in the East. As I sit here, debating on what type of exercise to do - walk or Tae Bo - I am very happy. Last night, I weighed in at 239. First time I've been under 240 lbs in over 7 years!!
After exercising, I'm off to read, "Here, There Be Dragons" by James A. Owen...and perhaps do some note taking for my naughty BBW tales.
Much Love,
Roger
Morning'Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house
The whole damn family was drunk as a louse
Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song
And the kid was in bed flogging his dong
Ma, home from the cat house, and me out of jail
Had just crawled into bed for a nice piece of tail
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter
I jumped out of bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Threw open the shutters and fell on my ass
The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow
Gave a whore-house-like luster to the objects below
When what to my blood shot eyes should appear
But a rusty old sleigh and two mangy reindeer
With a little old driver a pounding his dick
I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick
Slower than snails his reindeer they came
He bitched and he swore as he called them by name
Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls
Quick now, damn it, or I'll cut out your balls.
Then up to the roof he stumbled and fell
And
Everyday StuffBASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my forhead?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl?
15. Favorite body part on me?
16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?
18. Would you give me kisses just because?
What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
We got in a fight:
Should I Do Porn?my site should be up soon. however it will take just a bit for all the pics and videos to be added but i do have lots of pics and videos on now but. fell free to come join when you can.
Alexis Lyn
"internet Obsession"PITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
KeeperA Keeper
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One day someone\'s mother died.
And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the
daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn\'t any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more \"just one minute.\"
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say \"I Love You.\"
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So while we have it . . it\'s best we love it . . and care for it
and fix it when it\'s broken . . and take good care of it when it\'s sick.
This is true for marriage ... and friendships .
And children wi
Just Some Jokes To Make You LaughNumber One Idiot of 2006:
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little
daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down
and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave
her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room
right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Two Idiot of 2006:
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a
Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them.
Poetry?What is Love?
Is it Sex on the beach?
No, that's lust.
Is it spending every penny on the other?
No, that's just showing off.
Is it buying a card for no reason, just to let them know you care?
No, that's how you show it.
Is it putting someone else before yourself without even realizing it?
I'm not sure, but that's usualy what happens.
Love is hard to define, an you don't know what it is unless you're in it.
But nothing is better if you can find it.
All I can say is if you are lucky enough to find it, never let it go. It'll never work they say
how can one person love two?
for them i feel sorry
that their hearts are so small
love is not bound by a body
nor is it bound by a number
my heart can accept all
no matter their choices in life
i love two
one male, one female
the three of us love each other
and live in harmony
our children will grow
and learn to be open
our life will be lived
rather than be be told
we will have no regrets
for
Life As It Passes By! ! !Life As It Passes By
You start life as a baby
Which then you are so cute
We give Our Parents a Hard time
In other words a run for there Money.
Soon it is time for us to go to School.
Parents Cry as they say good bye
For the First Day Of School.
Before you know it you are a Teenager.
All we can think about are Boys and Girls,
School Dances, and so on.
Before we know it we are in High School.
Look it is Homecoming who will We
take to the game and the dance.
Then you get a Steady Boyfriend
and they are your life so you think.
You put down your guard to let them in your Heart.
Time for Prom what will you wear, who will you go with
oh that loving boyfriend is with who.
You plan for Months what you are going to wear,
How to do your Hair,
What will happen?
So many things to think about.
Then the night comes you look so Pretty.
Your boyfriend tells you look very nice.
You take losts of Pictures for the Parents
then
What's Your Mental Age?Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
What’s Your Mental Age?
MY RESULT:Child
You’re all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you’re seven years old.
The good news is, you've got a youthful spirit that others envy. The bad news is, you still wet the bed. Sometimes. Only when you've had too much soda late at night.
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The WeekendHEY HOPE EVERYONE IS GETTING READY FOR A WONDERFUL WEEKEND,STOP BY AND RATE MY PIC AND MY PROFILE AND LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME TO READ. hey just chilling and doing laundry.Hope everyone has the best weekend ever.
Sex LawsNo man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks
Bisexual Women!im thinking of taking some new NSFW pics tonite, are there any requests out there? i need a few ideas i LOVE this picture! stop bye and give this girl a 10 would ya please?
i want to meet you, so dont be shy, come out and meet me! say hi or something, we girls need to stick together...if you are a bisexual woman and proud of it, let it be known!!
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hello just wanted to send out a happy valentines day to every one
GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend..
If u have a lot of luv 4 someone..
Copy and send to ur whole friend list..
And in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you..
~*~DA NAUGHTY TRAIN~*~
*If u get it once ur cute...
*If u get it twice ur a hottie...
*If u get it 3 times ur sexy...
*And 4 or more times ur REAL HOTTIE... hello
i was just stoping by to wish u a merry chrismas
Let's Talk...The art of communication is a difficult one, at best, to develop, apply, and coerce into action. The fact that language is arbitrary, and words are subject to a myriad of interpretations based on personal experience leaves a huge chasm to cross when writing, talking and interacting with others. A simple example of this would be the word pizza. For most, it evokes a comforting dining experience of warm crust, melted cheeses, and assorted toppings that leave the diner wanting more. For others, it is a disaster for the diet, and yet others, might conjure up a bad beer night that ended with several hours over the toilet. For several years, I couldn't even stomach the smell of pizza, because I associated it with a bout of food poisoning that left me wanting to die for a week. So, when we attempt to "understand" what others are communicating to us, it will always be bound up in associations that we attach to the words that they are offering to us. That in itself might make it tough to purcha
How Could A Mother Forget A Moment Like Thisthe other day my son, which just turned a year. came up to me and wanted me to hold him. so ipicked him up. he said three times mom, mom, mom, then burried his head in my chest. looked back at me and once again three times said mom, mom, mom, then gave me a kiss. and for almost 20 mintues this went one. and finally i said son, your mommy loves you. and i swear that he said love u mom.
how could a one year old who is so cute and precious want to make someone cry? but i can tell you this i will never forget it!
How To CybersexCybersex, computer sex or net sex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of role-playing in which the participants pretend they are having actual sexual relations, by describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies. It sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants' abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even r
ThanksgivingThe Pumpkin
By J. G. Whittier
Ah! On Thanksgiving Day, when from East and from West,
From North and from South come the pilgrim and guest,
When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored,
When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more,
And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before,
What moistens the lip, and what brightens the eye?
What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie?
O, fruit loved of boyhood! the old days recalling;
When wood-grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling!
When wild, ugly faces were carved in its skin,
Glaring out through the dark with a candle within!
When we laughed round the corn heap, with hearts all in tune,
Our chair a broad pumpkin, our lantern the moon,
Telling tales of the fairy who traveled like steam
In a pumpkin-shell coach, with two rats for her team!
Then, thanks for thy present! - none sweeter or better
E'er smoked from an oven or circled a pl
Come Rate MeCOME RATE ME AND ILL TELL U WHAT I CAN DO WITH THE TIP OF MY TONGUE AND UR BODY CUM I MEAN COME SEE ME....................
20 WaysYou should print this out and put it by your desk!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhy
Tickle! Tickle!There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric
and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it aro
Dear CiviliansDear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas in which we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniform
A PictureAfter a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
"Silly, that's me before the surgery!"
Dating My Teenage Daughter10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER OR SISTER (CONSITER YOURSELF WARNED)
1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
2.You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric
Hotel BillNext time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
consider this...
Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the
charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel,
the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and
Soldiers Overseas! ! ! ! !Soldiers
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either.
He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away.
He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and 155 mm howitzer.
He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk.
He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but h
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PricelessThis is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve
announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.
Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor , stands and
says: If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and
also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education's of all
his children!!" More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!"
There is total silence. The Rabbi,
blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever
LifeLove is a great and powerful thing to cherish and want in your life, but it also is dark and hateful things that can tear two people apart. It is wonderful knowing that youre loved, and to love someone back, but at the same time, you're also cautious because you don't know what to suspect from your significant other. I'm only saying what I know from personal experience. I'm trying to tell everyone that you need to be careful who you love and who you keep in your life. Sometimes you just have to let go and other times you just can't and just be friends which I think is the best way to go because if you completely exile the person, you lose a little bit of yourself, which is not right. A lot of times its usually adolescent love that happens, and I mean like a lot. I know a bunch of kids younger than me who are dating and having sex when they're like fucking 12! I know I shouldn't say anything myself because I was like 10 or 11 when I first had sex, but now I regret the fact that I did, i
A Mother's WisdomBen invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing e
Rules Of Drunk Dialing1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: "Mom I'm @ EXIT and they're playing our song. I love you." -*HI MOM! I love you!*
4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 5 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?!
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8. You can also call the same e
What Do You Think?i know what i want to say, just not how to say it so bear with me. right now, the song on my page says a lot of what i want to say to him.
so, there is this guy. some of you know who im talkin about and most of you dont. lets keep it that way.
eventhough he has no idea, he is my biggest influence. there are things i do now that i didnt do before i met him. i never knew what love was and how it felt to be loved until i met him. yeah, i know what some of you are saying and believe me, im aware of what im saying. i know how i described our life together wasnt always pretty. i spent more years with him than some marriages last and i dont regret any of it. i love him with every ounce of my being. mind you, i said love him and not in love with him, there is a huge difference. even after we broke up, we were still great friends but he lied about some pretty important things and i told him that i never wanted to talk to him again.
here it is, months later and he invades my every though
Smiles.....Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course
she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey?
Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,then afterward
she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up
abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny
...but
Which Serial Killer I Was Most Like...You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
Random Anger!ok i understand some dogs who are abused and are mean and need to be put to sleep....but!!!
IF A DOG IS RAISED FROM BIRTH WITH TENDER LOVING CARE AND IS TOUGHT TO LOVE PEOPLE AND RESPECT OTHERS , THEN IT SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE!!!!!!!
SOME DOGS CAN BE TOUGHT TO HELP THE ELDERLY, THE BLIND, THE DISABLED, THE HEARING IMPAIRED, JUST BECAUSE SOME DOGS HAVE GOTTEN A BAD RAP....DONT MEAN ALL OF THEM R BAD......just like people.....
just because some one is poor or homeless or abused and are mean, are you going to kill them 2?
i dont think so!!!! so why would u do that to someone that cant speak for them selves!!!!
STOP THE KILLING!!!!!
START THE LOVING!!!!
SAVE THE DOGS THAT CAN BE SAVED!
Bored And WaitingSo it's about 2:30pm right now and it's a Saturday. I should be out chillin with my friends or taking my son to the park or some bullshit like that. But no..instead I am at home writing my first blog being bored and waiting for my son to wake up..I just thought I'd share that with everyone..Bye So it's like 2 in the afternoon over here and I am like soo fricken bored. I have school tonight that I'm not to excited about, i'm just about out of cigs, and i'm hungry so I'm gonna make me and my son some lunch.... I thought i'd share that cause i dunno i'm bored...later
Hate Rape Kill YourselfRemember all the times we said we`d never forget?
The sober days we never regret?
Remember all the times you laid motionless in thought?
How about when the drugs took over and we fought?
HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS TO ME AND IN FRONT OF OUR DAUGHTER?! SHE DIDN`T NEED TO SEE ME GET BEAT WHILE YOU HELD HER! CHOKED ME TIL I NEARLY WAS GONE, WATCHED HER CRY AS I STRUGGLED TO HOLD ON! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I STILL HOLD EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU! I`LL NEVER BE ALRIGHT IT`S NOT SOMETHING TO GET USED TO! YOU WEREN`T THE FIRST TO DO THAT SHIT TO ME BUT YOU SURE AS HELL WILL BE THE LAST I`M LIVING FOR ME!
Men Like HimYour alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10
minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
_________________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up
He goes days or weeks without running water.
__________________________
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up
with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. !
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
_
Sorayah/foreverjust wanted to say thanks for being my friends... and showing yall i care...
sorayah/forever
young blood are like naughty and assholes at times... old men are like such freaken pervs... gees... how yall like these apples... he he
I feel so lost without no skin or layouts but its ok im finding myway around....
HolidaysHappy Thanksgiving all. I hope its a good one. Don't eat too much turkey. My next holiday blog will be next month. So till then everyone.
The End Of SanctifacismI am the new age prophet, I am the one sent to warn of the evils of religion and those who believe. The machine of christianity is a fierce monster that needs to be slayed. Only you can banish this fanatic cult of horror into the nothingness it belongs. Free the spirit and denounce the faiths. True faith in yourself and your creator, not some book of fairy tales and an image called "God". I am here to bring America back where it belongs, and that is NOT in the hands of the Theocrats. Nothing can stop this movement, we may slow down, we will not rest. Take back OUR America... FUCK freedom of religion, let us put this place back on the right track. The way our forefathers REALLY wanted this place... Celebrate freedom FROM religion. The only thing christians do here is persecute, they don't save lost souls, they do not act as "fishers of men", they PERSECUTE, they SHAME, no where in their "bible" does it say to do this, but they do, force you to believe, if christianity and God are so pow
Proverbs, Inc.Click, click, doubleclick
Quick fingers on the latest laptop keyboard
Knock, Knock, Knocking on virtual doors
Behind which sit and hide,
If one is determined, flesh and blood.
Pop-ups pop up, i shoot them down,
Proud of my immunity
An outlaw in the online community.
The lists stretch on over the cyber horizon
of those who share my simple, specific views
A boy on Guam, longing for civilazation.
A three-hundred pound EMT in Alabama, whose life is saving lives.
In Houston, HungLikeKong@WebTV, longs to serve.
Mindy in Tampa, posts her phone number, I hope she’s getting calls.
In New York, Chargebythehour invites me to one of his parties.
In Santa Monica, QueenBarbarian offers her breasts for adoration.
The net is a catalog, selected pieces of people.
A panoply of parts.
For all the parts displayed, the whole is still elusive.
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had the
Stuff About Me! :)I have spent a lot of time over the last few weeks thinking about why there are so many things about myself that I would change and what would cause me to have so many insecurities. Well, I think I finally figured it out (and giys do not take offense) it is men. Not every man is this way mind you, but the men that I have dated in the past have beat my self confidence down to the point that even though is slowly creeping up it is still pretty mediocre! I have been told that I am fat, ugly, mean, and unattractive to the point that I actually started believing it! I am going to work on it now that I know what I need to work on! :) I guess just from hearing that I am not wanted and not pretty it kind of put me in a place that was not too full of self worth. However, while I was working tonight I sat down for break and started thinking about myself and I have come to the conclusion that I am an amazingly strong person and that anyone that can't see that, appreciate that, and love me for tha
~*my Fuckd Up Excuse Of A Life*~An ache starts deep in your heart
And you begin to wonder why
Everyone is passing by
But nobody sees you cry
Apparently they don't see
Or fail to even know
The girl under the skin
The pain that really shows
Read my eyes and lips
Or the signs upon my face
The thoughts that keep me up at night
Leaving me misplaced
I never really asked for much
Maybe too much for the liking of you
I swear I'd change it all and go back
But what's the use when you have no clue
I'd do anything for you
And that's one things I have above all of them
But the one thought that goes through my head
Is "Why can't I be with him?"
I don't expect you to understand
Anymore than anyone would
I just wish you'd look into my eyes
With the hope that maybe you could
Contest...WHATS UP BURQUE HOPE U ALL HAVE HAD A GREAT WEEK..
TO..SO YEAH ITS THURSDAY N WE ALL KNO WHAT THAT MEANS THE SPOT TO B AT TONIGHT IS GROUND ZERO....
N IF YA C YA GURL THERE DONT B SCARED TO HOLLA hey whats up friends i was jus hopin i could get ur help in a contest im in for the sexiest libra...the contest is goin by comments,so please rate n comment as many times u want...thanx much luv babygurl
xoxo
hey friends its me again i nedd ur help votin for my dog..in the cuttiest pet contest u can vote as many times aas u want
Chinese HoroscopeYour Birthdate: January 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.
Your strength: Your devotion
Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness
Your power color: Lilac
Your power symbol: Heart
Your power month: June
What Does Your Birth Date Mean? dog
In the West, the Dog is man's best friend, but in Chinese Astrology this Sign is a little more unpredictable than that. Dogs are loyal, faithful and honest and always stick to their firm codes of ethics. However, this Sign has trouble trusting others. It's generally quite trustworthy itself -- except for the occasional "little white lies" the Dog tells in order to make things go more smoothly. The Dog makes a wonderful, discreet and loyal friend (despite any white lies) and is an
RandomnessMight be back.
Who remembers me? Still no word from any of the bouncers or the owner aboot it, so I sent off fresh emails.
Thanks to the few of you who have actually sent me messages, where I can actually get to them Thanks to all who got me here!
Now just 325,000 to go, lol
Money Making Ways Online!(o u really thought it was the day at the nude beach huh! Well this is better ull actually make money with this!!!)
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Please read it carefully as you won't want to miss out on this...
You've likely never seen an online free-to-participate extra income program that ever amounted to anything. Well, I've found the exception to the rule.
The BestCashRewards program is an entirely new means of creating a substantial extra income. There is no fee to participate, and your income potential is huge. All that is required from you is to view (1) thirty minute online seminar per week. Not a bad trade-off huh?
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Come check this out and let me know what you
Tell Me What You Think!Well I finally finished my Muzicans page!!!
I was able to upload 4!!! of my songs I made My Self!!! that I though you would enjoy! even on the last one ...its a little drawn out but trust me Its worth it to listen to all the way through.
I've made shure to throw in a GRand Suprize!!!!
So with out futher Adew...the MadScientis debut-
http://www.myspace.com/madchemicalscientist
P.S. Thanks for all the suport and feedBack yall all Fraggle Rock!
Help MeDAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY
Dj Midwest Bad Boyok im so sick of these people that promise to hook up on a weekend on mon and then by fri u get stood up
how lame
needless to say its been like this for me 4 too long
im supposed to meet people nd yet its head games
so 4 that u can all fuck off
i wont name names but theres a few of u that been playin with my emoptions and now im done
i got a few close friends on here but 4 how long who knows
i said my peace and when u read this well think bout who this is about
to many people like the drama n th exitement of meeting people on here but in real life they dont bother its like theyre someone different on here than in the real world
ie just had it with a few people on herte all flirting then oh im taken or u live toofar or some other bullshit
single life sux and married life aint any better if u marry the wrong one
so here i am fri night bored alone and sober whats wrong with this picture
why is it anytime theres somethin goin on in sheboygan theres rea
What Really Grinds My GearsYou know what really grinds my gears? Tax time. First you gotta wait for all the forms. Then you gotta get all the forms and books. Then the freaking calculations. Damn, I dunno how people do it. At least I won't have to go through all those headaches. I just do it online. But then the big part that really sucks.... I'll end up owing money on my state tax. And I won't be getting a federal one either. Tax time sucks when you don't have kids and know you're not getting money back. That's what grinds my gears. You know what grinds my gears? This "Not Safe For Work" thing. Here's why I liked LostCherry in the first place. You could put up pics that you can't put up on MySpace or any other site that you otherwise have to pay for to use. Since this NSFW thing, I've noticed I've been on here a lot less. I think this site's starting to turn into the very site they were supposed to be the opposite of in the first place. And not just because of this NSFW thing. Have ya noticed
UhgMan i don't know why i always let this stuff happen to me. I'm finally getting my life under control and i just go and screw everything up. I need to just calm down and let things fall into place instead of trying to force a square into a circle.
Ok so i recently ended a four year relationship and that was bad enough. now it's only been like 5 weeks since we ended it and i'm already having feelings for someone else. (that makes me feel horrible in it's self.) and he's at a stage in his life where he doesn't want to become attached to any one becuase he's got a LOT of shit going on right now. i'm trying to be understanding and be there for him as a friend cause we've known each other for years now but it's so hard to do that when i have feelings of more then just friendship towards him. He is completely aware of my feelings for him. and he knows i would do anything for him and i feel like he's taking advatage of that. but i'm too afraid to say anything to him cause i don't want to
Need Helpplease come help me out everyone and i will return the favor..i promise you that
lisa ~badassbitch74~
JokesOnce a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.
The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses. He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all. Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling great.
A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. The next day they take their newborn son home,
Hit Me Up!!?s crackin fellow cherrytap people?? Im not really on here 2 much. But if u have a myspace feel free 2 add me, Im on there more.. Look me up under my email... R1riders@aol.com Well have a great weekend and I'll holla @ yall later, Audi 5000 =)p
blah blah, blah blah hlah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Let's talk about HAIR!
We all have it... well almost all of us. Let's just say we all HAD it once upon a time. Were we ever satistfied with the way it looked? NOOOOOO!!!!
We always want something different, something new. I was looking at my hair the other day thinking I was tired of it just hanging there. So, I broke out the hot rollers. A little curl, a little body ya know? Not according to MY hair! It thought it looked just fine... FLAT!! Must have, because 30 minutes, 3 burned fingers and 2 tired arms later it was still just that. So, I started thinking color. Once again something different, something new. So, a trip to Wal-Mart. After another 30 minutes of looking at all the pretty boxes I left. Empty handed. Lord have mercy... how do you choose? First I thought, I'm a blonde, was born that way, must be the way I was meant to be. I'll keep it that
My Profile!!I put up some new pics and added a new song here, so send some luv and I will return it for sure!! : P I just need a few more cherries to the next level. I put up some new pics send me some love..whos gonna get me there? : ) New pics new song check em out!! : )
Poetry I Likethe lord is all that
i need for nothing
he allows me to chill
and keeps me from being heated
and allows me to breathe easy
he guides my life so that i can represent and
give shout outs in his name
and even thought i walk through the hood of death
i dont back down
for you have my back
the fact that you have me
covered allows me to chill
he provides me with back up
in front of my player- HATERS
and i know that i am a baller and
that life will be phat
i fall back in the Lord's crib
for the rest of my life
(credit: http://boldcontemplations.blogspot.com/)
AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS
by Portia Nelson
I
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
II
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same
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The Beauty Of A Woman"The Beauty Of A Woman"
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
And the beauty of a woman
With passing years -- only grows!
~Author Unknown~"
Medication Recall..must ReadDRUG RECALL!! (not a joke) - Important!!!
DRUG RECALL INFORMATION
All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled.
You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most
drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND Please read this
CAREFULLY. Also, please pass this on to everyone you know.
STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been
linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain)
among women ages 18-49 in the ! three days after starting use
of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA
recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative
medicine.
The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine:
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements
Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control
Alka- Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or or ange)
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original
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3 QuestonsSEX SLAVE APPLICATION
NAME:
AGE:
LIKES:
DISLIKES:
BRIEF DESCRIPTION:
FEARS (be specific):
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO:
HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER:
BLINDFOLD OR GAG?
WHIPS OR CHAINS?
HANDCUFFS OR ROPE?
KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES?
CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES?
TOYS?
RULES: FILL OUT IF YOU WISH TO BE THE SLAVE OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED.
REPOST.
ADD TO IT IF YOU DESIRE.
THANK YOU.
Pretty Kitty ContestI'M GOING TO RUN A PRETTY KITTY CONTEST. ANY LADY INTERESTED JUST DROP ME A LINE WITH A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER. CLOSE-UPS AND FULL BODY PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED. JUST MAKE SURE WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR SWEET HONEY PIE. IF I GET ENOUGH APPLICANTS IT WILL RUN LIKE A MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT W/ 6 ROUNDS. VOTING WILL BEGIN ON THANKSGIVING. WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO AFTER FILLING UP ON TURKEY.
PLEASE ENCOURAGE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS TO SIGN UP. BE PROUD OF YOUR PINK.
PLEASE REPOST AND GOOD LUCK
STILL NEED MORE.....HERE KITTY,KITTY I'M GOING TO RUN A PRETTY KITTY CONTEST. ANY LADY INTERESTED JUST DROP ME A LINE WITH A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO ENTER. CLOSE-UPS AND FULL BODY PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED. JUST MAKE SURE WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR SWEET HONEY PIE. IF I GET ENOUGH APPLICANTS IT WILL RUN LIKE A MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT W/ 6 ROUNDS. VOTING WILL BEGIN ON THANKSGIVING. WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO AFTER FILLING UP ON TURKEY.
PLEASE ENCOURAGE FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND FANS TO SIGN UP.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say, "did you see that?" while watching a film. No you loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
HookedOk now my job has been sucking for almost a year now lost around $20,000 in overtime so far but now we are back to our old schedules and things are looking pretty good as schedules go.The mill still has some quality issues but they are getting worked on and hopefully we keep on rolling. so i go to work today 3 am around 5 am the place chases on fire half my job burns down man this sucks what am i gonna do for Christmas well gotta let all this soak in i am hooked on these mums want to start my own but not high enough level i need some help leveling up lol
Where Are All The People At?So i joined Cherry Tap hope'n that id get a good responce from people and get some mad amount of friends.... And have some people with similar interests as my own to bs with.... So where are you all at? Things are moven slow over here on my end. Talk to me people! I won't bite, unless you wish for me to! tee hee!
Syn So im a cheap drunk! lol! But tonight i decided, ive not drank in FORFUCKENEVER so i baught a bottle of Boone's Farm Blackberry Ridge and i got home and realized i already had one in the fridge.. So I drank it first, and then tilted the other back... YAY boones farm, i needed a buzz... And im a Wineo anyhow... Lets hear from all you girlie girls who preffer Boone's Farm to Beer or Liquor? So here's a pic from my Once in a while occasion, besides i deserve it since im spended Turkey day all by my lonesome (depressing I know)!
Syn
PS. couldn't find a pic of the Blackberry Ridge, but i like this one too!
All About MeIf you ever wanted to know about me...or even if you didn't....here is pretty much anything and everything I could tell you about myself.
1. Full name: Elle
2. Nicknames: Girlblink182, Sweetie
3. Eye Colour: Brown
4. Height: 5" 2
5. Hair: Black
6. Siblings: 1 brother I don't talk to much
7. Do u like to sing in the shower? nope, there's better things to do in there
8. Do u like to sing on the toilet? not really
9. Birthday: Nov.29....
10. Sign: Sagittarius
11. Address: Canada
12. Sex: Had it and like it ;)
13. Righty or lefty: Lefty
14. What do you want in a relationship most? Love, Respect, Honesty, Open Communication, Humour, Trust
15. Have you ever cheated? Yep.....a long time ago
16. Marital status: Hitched
17. Do you have a car? Nope
18. What kinda car do you have/want? Hubby has a Kia, I want a minivan :)
19. Movie: Titanic
20. Song: Distraction
21. Band/singer: Blink182, Angels and Airwaves, AFI.....
22. TV Show:
Check This Out!!!!Just another sad story
She's just a sad story
Like a little bird
Flying in the sky
Trying to reach the tree
But still fall down to die
Her fingers are not human
It's more like swords and spears
A demon without feelings
A creature without tears
She told me I was fragile
But what else could I be
When she took my heart
And smashed it to the wall
What am I suppose to do
Should I stand or fall
Ref:
What did she want from me
What did she wanted me to be
I don't know cause she just ran away
She didn't even hesitated
To ruin all that we created
It wasn't enough for her
I feel like I stood for everything she hated
Now when you're gone
You can't hurt me anymore
My self esteem is low
But I've learned to grow
I will open those empty letters
You wrote to me and cry
Burn them one by one
And be happy I didn't say goodbye
Should I stand or fall
Ref:
What did she want from me
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