Well, most of you read my blogs to get a good laugh and this one is no exception. Please excuse me if we have discussed this privately and I'm repeating myself.
Today is the first day I have felt human after a nasty fight with some kind of funk for the last five days. I have been down in the bed with a high fever, headache, stomach stuff and muscle aches. Yuck!!!
Imagine trying to cook Easter dinner with your head pounding, the kids wanting the food because it smells great but all of you are just not feeling good. It was kind of get up stir the food, go lay back down. lol
Yesterday, I tried to go to work but ended up asking for the rest of the day off. I wasn't the only one in the house that was sick. Thomas and Emily both stayed home Monday sick with me. You know you look like hell when your boss doesn't even question you about wanting to go home.
So, anyway here is where the funny part comes in. I talked about getting all these new appliances for my house. Well, I couldn't have them installed for several reasons:
The stove in the back is hardwired. Ok so we will have to turn the breaker off to cut the wires. One big problem is, it doesn't pull out far enough to get behind it so, somebody is going to have to have really long arms to cut it or someone has to climb on the countertop and dangle over the side to reach it.
The new fridge for the back doesn't fit under the cabinet. It's the shortest one they had in the store yet I'm still going to have to either send it back or take an inch off the bottom of the cabinet. Yes, I measured it before I bought it but somehow it's still too tall.
The pump in the front dishwasher went out so we were having to use the back dishwasher. All fine and dandy until Thomas couldn't get the bottom rack out because the water pump in the middle was stuck up and he didn't know thus, yanking the WHOLE middle section out when he was frustrated.
Now here is the blonde moment you have all been waiting for: I started to pull the back dishwasher out and lo and behold, it was attached strangely. Visions of a bad sitcom episode flashed through my head. I pulled out my handy dandy fix it book and it tells how to install a dishwasher but not how to un-install one. Ok, so here I go thinking I can work backwards. Hah! The book doesn't show how to take it from the garbage disposal. Oh shit! So, now the dishwasher is just dangling there.
So, guys if you know anything about how to un-install a dishwasher, how to manuever a hard wired stove and are willing to come show me the dingbat blonde how to do it, plllllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeee come help!!!
