Fubar Blog Posts 3

Family
When he was sober Author: cswandering Word count: 303 Everyday you went out playing at the bar Flirting with the girls Driving in your car You went into the Army You served your sweet old time Then you did close to nothing And drank to just unwind You had a wife and seven kids And seven girlfriends too And even on the day you died They where all in love with you Grandma stood right by you When you sat and told your lies I never saw her cryin' I always knew she tried I only remember Sundays When all the bars where closed You would sit in front of the TV Eating dinner quietly Beer or coffee in hand Never talked to much to me Never was a fan Of playing with the little one I was your only grandchild Maybe if you spoke I would listen And not have been so wild One day a buddy of yours died so suddenly Put your life in check And you couldn't run from reality You finally stayed sober The first time in twenty years Jumped into your car And dr

X's
The Coward Author: cswandering Word count: 158 On his space He showed his face Adjacent to my name Called me out Cut me down called me by my name Seven months later This stalker write of all the pain he feels indie All of it now has turned to hate And I can't make it right There were others since But none were me and so his failure was my fault For breaking him to make him see A cowads fight was faught how can you look upon me Spying from your car Waiting by impatiently For my love to fall How dare you spread my name As a sex trophy in your sick game Your right siomethings I can never do again But you will always be the same What the book your reading this month On how to be a con Lets throw it out That name of yours Shall I call you Ron I never would have expected You told another lie Of dishonor and of merit But no ones by your side Don't wait anylonger This chapters over I awoke so long ago Seven months sober Yet I still recall My two week ha

X's
The note Author: cswandering Word count: 270 Why didn't you want to make this work? You could have calmed down . You had strong assumptions of what could have been You just wouldn't listen..the beginning of the end. You act like I had this planned from day one. My past has come back to haunt me . Our first real fight and you throw in the towel! I didn't believe it then but I can see it now. All the things you should have done To prove to me you were the one. Instead you sat quietly Starring at the distractions To help you cope with your life. Filling up every moment of your day, I always felt I was in the way. I wish things were different. I thought you were real. You just couldn't accept the way I feel. I tried to tell you what it was that I needed But I focused on you so I wasn't conceeded. I could tell that last day . You actually began to try. Opening the door Kissing me infront of him Was I your trophy girl? Did you not feel it was worth trying be

Home
Never the Same Author: cswandering Word count: 318 Ten Years ago, I left that place and moved so far away, I knew that in order to never forget I must go again one day. So we hopped in the car and we drove and drove.I knew we were getting close ,I could smell it in the air,memories overflowed me and I didn't have a care.But it was quite different know,and I wasn't sure .It looked nicer than when I left before .New houses in place of old.My corner store was gone,where I used to by Moms smokes,I would always get the change and by handfulls of war heads. The swing I flipped upside down on and got stuck,a dare they said couldn't be done,I hung around up there, But I had won that bet Icecream from them all without a regret but I never did that again forsurel.So they took the swings? what else is gone>?I ran t o my old cluhouses where we sang our off key songs...I was met with a fence seven feet high..a prisoner again I wanted to cry, why couldnt I find anything good left here...When I

Nature
The Freckled Fawn Author: cswandering Word count: 67 Shining through the tree Peace and traquility Following footsteps Crackling leaves Feel the wind caress the contours her female form The birdsong for her Barefoot and free The spotted fawn follows The Doe see me Poking through the shadows One quick movement The moment is gone Quick to rekindle the sacred birdsong

X's
Regret He found a note the other day , One i hoped to god i had thrown away... We were patching a friendship..now its torn again.. Im running out of reasons to want him as a friend.. Why does this pain follow me..For the love that I stole So its over now ,im no longer a subject to your control.. We could reconsile for our sons sake... I love him soooo much hes all that i'll take.. I don't want anything you have except our son.. I will never surrender..till his happiness is won.. I hope you understand, our end is my begining.. When the wind blows the birds are singing I'll be at your door...with something to say.. I'll be leaving with our son...nothing in my way.. Im smart enough to do this right..this isn't a threat this isn't a fight.. Its just a simple promise that I'll be there , No matter what he'll know I care.. You can not deface me in hopes he'll hate me.. He is much smarter than you think ... One day you will see... Hell always have you as his father..i sai

Family
My present The Greatest Gift are moments shared, A simple embrace to show you cared, Tree or no tree todays for family, The greatest gift are the faces of the giver because thats the true reward, to know something youve done caused so much joy and all the love directed toward one single moment,one gentle smile one soft kiss Its all worth while.. fall asleep dream some more cause there ill be when you open the door, Ill never leave I love you so although sometimes i go Its not for long its not forever...its just for now until were toghether Im just sorry its took mommy so long to see your smiling face I long to hold your little hand make you smart..teach you how to be a man. for one day youll be on your own and responsible for making a house a home.. Just remember the greatest gifts are ones that can't be bought or returned scattered or burned ,they will even grow in time...they are yours and mine.. Merry Christmas Tobias..

Family
Author: cswandering Word count: 164 Somedays more than other days, My memory will travel back to when you were a little boy Somehow the world was simpler then--at least I thought it was The world has changed so much since you were a little boy and I was young. I know its not easy to be a man or a parent. So my dear son this is what I hope and wish for you- The ability to strive for your dreams- Never to lose hope or faith in yourself or the world Keep all things in perspective- Always be honest and fair with yourself and others. Remember- everything changes with time Nothing stays the same forever Every moment of life is so very precious, Even the grey days, One never knows the outcome until we finish the job. Trust and have faith in youself.I love you

Friends
David Lee RIP Author: cswandering Word count: 260 Suspect admits Murdering A Homeless Man Right Above her head Shes Gazed up to the Heavens acknowledging the dead Many lives she knew..it just wasn't even time Nothing to capture their essence..she reflects with prose and ryme Why are lives in the hands of man..when we don't see a scheme we don't have the plan.. Who has the right to make lite of these..to capture a girls thoughs abstractly the front page.. The life in her eyes..the pain in their cries..The killer in the cage She didn't know him but he was a key..between the worlds of you and me.. We take for granted the afternoon sky...to see one more and not ask why.. If this were our last..one look is all you had..i hope we all would move on..I hope its not that bad.. To go , to feel the burn..the lungs collapse the worlds turn.. I wonder if that moment if he could feel that he was a cog in that infinate wheel.David Lee had no home..What was it like to so freely roam

Political View
Ummm yeah Author: cswandering Word count: 317 Obama On The Highway I know you're thinking: well, duh,I mean, he's a Democrat. Working class folks don't drive fancy, pricey cars. Believe me, this is the kind of detail that doesn't escape my notice. From what I've observed, Obama bumperstickers in Maryland are the province of the Mini-Cooper, the cutesy VW Beatles, and every junkie car in between. In the interests of full disclosure, one very rarely sees McCain bumperstickers down here, of any sort, so it's not like I'm claiming otherwise. So there we were, when to my utter excitement what do I see in front of me on the freeway? AN OBAMA STICKER ON A SLATE GREY BEEMER! I'll tell you, when I give a dollar or two to homeless people, whatever sense of smugness about myself being the second coming of Mother Teresa, is secondary to the real knowledge a person was helped. I take care of those who can't take care of themselves, temporarily. Not 100% of the time, but let's say 95

Feelings At The Time
The Wind and Why Author: cswandering Word count: 442 I am always on a one way street going the wrong way I am on the road less traveled I know every pebble along the way Nothing can make me fall I know the places in the shade The places no one else can see I see the shadow of the leaves Leave me be if you please Don't tell me how to walk When your at a dead end I see the sun through the trees I 'll always be your friend Fear has taken hold Youth replaced by old Too scared to take the trip Left alone out in the cold. Remember im still around Even when the dust is heavy You can't see your own hand in front of you I 'll be there to slap you in the face I am reality The one you have avoided I am the future Only a bit contorted Follow me You could try I break the rules I don't pry I am only a rebel to those who don't strive I am not a threat to them they are threats to themselves They walk heavy footed killing everything in their path I watch the fickle

Gin 'n Tonic
Author: cswandering Word count: 157 Gin n' Tonic I've lost my mind Three Left turns ago I see a light at the end of the tunnel The pressure in my head Open till 1 wheres the funnel The pressure in my head Worse with every sip Eyes of heaven blodshot like hell No telling what I'll find None the less I have left you behind At the bottom of the bottle Keep sipppin The day away Woke up with you beside No regrets I did abide Lying still Sick and ill Nothing sexy about it So we drank some more Coffee this time Somehow I knew It would all be fine I got your number you took me home Three days later I had you on the phone You are someone I want to be Have you come to rescue me The tides are pulling me Under toe impatiently Waiting to hold you for the first time Sober

Mental Hospital
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ron out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ron, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

11.18.08 - Marilyn Manson - Coma White (she's Standing On An Overpass In A Miracle Mile)
SONG VERSION BELOW Coma White - Marilyn Manson VIDEO VERSION BELOW Coma White by Marilyn Manson - Marilyn Manson LYRICS BELOW There's something cold and blank behind her smile She's standing on an overpass in her miracle mile 'Cause you were from a perfect world A world that threw me away today, today, today To run away A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself Her mouth was an empty cut She was waiting to fall Just bleeding like a Polaroid That lost all her dolls 'Cause you were from a perfect world A world that threw me away today, today, today To run away A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from

The Tea Cup
There was a couple who used to go to England to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups.This was their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup. They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quite so beautiful."As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke. "You don't understand," it said. "I haven't always been a teacup.There was a time when I was red and I was clay." My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "let me alone",but he only smiled, "Not yet." "Then I was placed on a spinning wheel," the teacup said, "and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!" I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, 'Not yet." Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I

Diffrent F.f. Prayer
Brothers, when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be. Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve. In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl. On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know. In hot cellars in searing heat At windows where a gate you.. --> must --> meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be at your side. The house from which I now respond Is over staffed with heroes gone. Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well. As fire men we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand. A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway. That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor. For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there. So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I know throughout the years. As I did the job I loved to do I pray that thought will see you through.

11.19.08 - Coldplay - Fix You
SONG VERSION BELOW Fix You - Coldplay VIDEO VERSION BELOW Fix You - Coldplay LYRICS BELOW When you try your best, but you don't succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse And the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone, but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you And high up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go But if you never try you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I... Tears stream down on your face I promise you I will learn from my mistakes Tears stream down your face And I... Lights will guide you home And ign

Betrayal... Copyright 2007
Poison flows In the veins of all- Tired and old; Weak and small. The power within Is almost spent; Voices once strong, Now are silent. On a great wind, The sands blow; Clouding the visions, And trust can't show. Walls of an empire Slowly crumble. Amid the cries; Spirits tumble. Cover your ears As the masses scream; Caught forever, In a never-ending dream.

Drowning... Copyright 2007
Flail and fight to reach the top; Take a gasp, and sink again. I'm drowning with each teardrop That adds to this sea of pain. Continually pulled under By crashing waves of emotions, Sounding like claps of thunder, Echoing over this vast ocean. Turmoil stirs the sea; Thrown from side to side By these emotions within me. Control them! - I've tried. I know deep in my heart That one day in the future, The sea will win- I will part, And welcome the calm waters.

Epiphany... Copyright 2007
*epiphany- an appearance or maifestation of a deity -a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into reality or the essential meaning of something, often initiated by some simple, commonplace occurence. During the darkest hour, With a complete lack of power; On the verge of self-destruction And self-mutilation; The veil of fog was lifted. My perspective shifted, And suddenly I could see Deep within the heart of me. What I saw was frightening, Yet also enlightening. I saw the great cloud of evil That settled in and stifled my will. How long has it been here Poisoning my soul with fear; Turning my heart to a putrid mass Of rotting flesh, and trash? The evil crept in quietly Unnoticed; stealthily. I became such a vile person, Never stopping to think or reason; Just trampling down all; Anything in my way would fall. There was no caring or trusting. I found this revelation disgusting. How could I allow this to happen; Abandon my chance to be happy? No

Follow Your Heart... Copyright 2007
Close your eyes, Feel my soul; Join my spirit, Let hesitation go. Let go of reality, Find the peace; Listen closely, As love speaks. Feel the warmth As the love flows, All around you, With a golden glow. Don't hold back, Follow your heart; Fear has no reason, But to keep us apart.

Freezing... Copyright 2007
Numbing cold; A huge weight; Heavy load; In the night- late. Heavy legs; I begin to tire. Warmth! I beg; Need a fire. Must rest For just a bit. Ah... It's best To pause and sit. Out of the wind; Much better. Clear my mind; I feel a bit warmer. Maybe a nap; Just a moment. Get my strength back; I am spent. Begin to drowse; Falling deep; Never to rouse; Forever sleep.

Nothing To Say... Copyright 2007
The walls are closing in, And the panic begins; My mind drifts away, And I have nothing to say... The distance grows, And the breath slows; I feel you drift away, And there's nothing to say... The time is now; Find the words somehow; As you turn away, There's something I must say... I love you, always...

Silent Death... Copyright 2007
Peer through the windows; Wipe away the rain; The drops that flow Down each pane. Look close- for it's dark! The flame's gone out; There is no spark; Not even a sound. Hide from the light, It shows the fears. Dark as night; To hide the tears. Crouch in silence. No one hears The gentle cadence Of sobs and tears. Loneliness consumes the soul. Icy fingers grip the heart- Squeezing 'til all is cold, And the soul slowly parts.

The Blood Red Rose... Copyright 2007
I see it there, So soft and delicate; Shining in the sun; Lilting on the breeze. Ah, the beauty I behold Is a lovely, blood red rose. It dangles before me; Kissed with sparkling dew; Tempting me with its wafting essence- And I am momentarily reminded of you. In a dreamlike trance, I am drawn to this beauty By an unseen force, I step closer- and reach out To touch a soft petal. Oh, the aroma is intoxicating. I take a deep breath And look around As I revel in the rose's beauty. As if a veil were suddenly dropped, I see hundreds- no thousands Of sharp thorns all around, Each one taunting me. Dare I move And risk their glistening tips Slashing into my flesh, Digging deep and piercing my heart? Or shall I merely sit here And wither away beneath this glorious rose? Now I understand How this beautifully enticing flower Achieved its vibrant color; It is stained with the blood of others. Others who, like me, Couldn't resist the draw Of its maddening s

The Dream... Copyright 2007
In a field of flowers, Enfolded in your arms, I lay for hours; Mesmerized by your charms. I could stay here forever; Completely lost in your eyes. The happiest endeavor; A love without any lies. But I cannot live in a dream; And I wake to the morning. I still smell you, it seems; Or is it just my yearning?

The Forgotten... Copyright 2007
If I were suddenly gone, Would anyone care? The world will move on, Even if I'm not there. Fading into the background- I live under a veil of shame; Quietly so no one looks around; Just a face with no name.

The Love Of All Time... Copyright 2007
My body knows not, but my soul knows so well The feel of your touch, your warmth and smell. I found the song of my heart within your soul; A song of which many poets have told. You are the one, my love of all time; The destiny that I've sought to find. Love is strange and knows no logic, But be assured, by your side I will stick Through joy, tears, and strife; I give to you the gift of sharing my life. If I break and give in to my fears, Please be there to wipe my tears. No matter what fault or any weakness, Always know, I will never love you any less.

The Majick Of The Heart... Copyright 2007
I am but a lump of clay, To be molded in any way; A book to be read- Always open, so go ahead. You are the light On the darkest night; A master of art To shape my heart. Cast your spell! Words I know so well. Take my hand; I will understand.

The Power Of Love... Copyright 2007
Inside the soul Is smoldering passion A desire so bold That knows no reason Touch the flame It leaves it's mark In love's name Now forever carry the scar Inside the heart Flows the river of love Trickling under the stars Glittering above Drink from this stream Bathe in it's coolness Drift along the dreams The journey is endless Inside the mind Rests the greatest power Men have sought to find To their final hour Feel the power of love Bask in it's glow Be carried to the heavens above As it envelopes the soul

Talk To Me
I answer the phone, And hear a sexy hello. I get excited just hearing Your voice. I have to compose Myself Just to talk to you. Or do I? I tell you, Talk to me. I am, you say. I say, no, talk to me. You know. You instruct. My hands glide down my Thighs. Back up to my breasts. Touching, fondling. Feeling you touch me With my hands. I hear your voice Telling me where to Touch. I find my wetness, You know. Talking me through it. Telling me exactly What to do with What belongs to you. Hands following Fingers, Straight to my mouth, Did I tell you to taste? You ask. No, I sigh. My moans get Louder. Breathing shallow. Listening to your Commands. Me, doing as I’m told. You tell me to beg For release. I do. Pleasing myself, Pleasing you. Now taste, you order. I do. I love talking to you, On the phone. © 2007, Kristin E. Porter. All rights reserved. No republication of this material, in any form or medium, is permitted without expr

Preacher Goes Hunting
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish...please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!" That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet. "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...."

Anger
Realizing that this is an ever changing world with a black, im not politically correct, president and gay marrige and all of this tolerence in the world ive got something that causes great anger in my life. When i was 17 i broke my ankle and received pins and a screw in it. I was told by the military which i had already signed up for that i would have to have a 5 year medically clear background to re'enlist. I waited for the 5 years no bone cracks,slipped pins or nothing.I took my asvab, got a 71,which is good by all means.I waited and waited and waited knowing my call from meps would come and i get a call from the staff sargent stating that i wouldnt even be allowed to join or plea a case for myself. All i want is a chance to make something of myself for my family just show my mom im not a waste of life show my kids they can be proud of daddy.I fucking love this country all i every wanted was to serve i was born on an airforce base for christs sake im justscarred of becoming a leach

Teen Commits Suicide Online While People Watched!!
This is a sad commentary of our times in so many ways. A bipolar Florida teen started blogging about committing suicide 12 hours before he actually did it. Then he directs people to another live streaming website so that they can watch him die! Apparently, bloggers and others watched this young man for almost 8 hours before someone had the bloody common sense to actually call someone about this matter!! Apparently, bloggers were egging him on and encouraging him to kill himself too!! Some of these people on bodybuilders.com referred to him as being an attention whore and that he had threatened to commit suicide on other occasions. This is an outrage and very disturbing in my opinion that so many people would actually watch something like this! What's next? Live murders on webcam!! I mean don't get me wrong, i consider myself to be a twisted and morbid person but I would at least try and help someone like that, if I found out about someone wanting to do such a thing. SUICIDE IS NOT THE

Holidays
Happy Thanksgiving early to all.Nothing much to write here..too tired from working all the freak'n time.Gotta do what you gotta do.Working two jobs but considering the economy I'm lucky and thankful to have work.Peace!

You Wanna Play
Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow. Toast to champagne cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow. If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day. You want me to play You best bring your brain You best bring your money. Yay! Make me a superstar. Yay! No matter who you are. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCejji2pOT0

Bdsm In A Vanilla Perspective...
BDSM in a Vanilla perspective It's all for the submissive's benefit? Yeah, right. The submissive is the one being bossed around or spanked or whatever. How can you say that isn't abuse? Simple. Two reasons: In a BDSM relationship, the submissive sets the limits. A victim of abuse doesn't get a vote; the victim can't tell the abuser what to do, or how much to do it. A submissive sets all the limits--what kinds of things can be (and can't be!) done, how much, and for how long. And while we're on the subject of limits, there is more than one kind of limit in a BDSM relationship. Everybody has "hard" limits--things that they absolutely will not do, and will not even consider. Some people, for example, like to be tied up but don't like the idea of being whipped; if they won't allow themselves to be whipped, ever, that's a hard limit. There are also "soft" limits--things that someone won't do under ordinary circumstances, but will allow to be "forced" on him or her in the cont

Honor And Trust
Honor and Trust - now then how do W/we define Honor? - Honor - high respect, reputation, sense of what is right or due - what does Honor consist of in BDSM and is it a two-way avenue? - both the Dom/me and the sub must apply the same rules - Honor consists of Respect - in BDSM Respect must be in both directions - now it is most often spoken about in the terms of the sub having Respect for Dom/mes - but Dom/mes must also have respect for subs or slaves and their rights, cares and needs - to have Honor whether you are Dom/me or sub, you must have a foundation of what is right and wrong - but can you just have that information or must you apply it? - it doesn't make you Honorable to just know what is right or due - or how you should conduct yourself in a relationship - Y/you would have to apply it or the information alone is pretty much worthless - and actually I think I can weave some Judgment in with this subject - respect and trust are both earned yet honor se

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Nothing Specail But I Am Me
yeah i don't have a six pack for abs. i ain't got big arms, but big enough and not from working out. i'm not made for speed but if i have to chase someone, someone going to get hurt. unless i am chasing a female. i don't have a big fancy house or a sport car. but i stay warm in the winter and cool in the summer. my car get me where i need to go and back and it's clean always. i like all kind of music, sometime it's too loud and other time i am just kicking back. sure in the hell don't look like no modles, most of them are gay anyhow. my momma tought me how to treat a woman, or she would have kicked my ass. rest in peace mom. i do like to drink my beer, but i don't get drunk, just give me a buzz and i am good.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Subject: Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Sick To Death!
I am sick to death of men telling me that they love me, they want to be with me...blah blah blah! Horseshit! I fall for it because I think there has to be someone for everyone. I'm human and I demand to be treated as such. I have feelings like everyone else does. So, why does it seem that just because I want to find someone to have in my life, means I have to be shit on each and every time I try. I am not an abusing post! Don't treat me as such! I don't want to have to change who I am in order to be liked or respected or loved. I am who I am and you all need to realize it. The sooner the better! Normally I leave this space for my creativity...but since I am not feeling creative at the moment...I will use it as my soap box.

Xerox & Thank You Cards For Soldiers! Awesome!
XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL!! If you go to this web site: www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! It is FREE and it only takes a few seconds. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them. This takes just seconds and it's a wonderful way to say thank you. Please take the time to pass it on for others to do. We can never say enough thank you's for those serving our country.

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August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .

Thanksgiving
Hi everyone, i just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving...I hope you have a great time spending the holidays with your family and friends... And stay safe out there threw all these holidays... Huggss

Hatters
well first off let me say to those hatters dont need you dont want you dont care for but as we all know all they do is talk behind my back thats all good because they must be so bored and always got me on thier mind it kinda makes me feel specail because im doing me taking care of my family the best way iknow how im not into any drugs or gangs i dont steal to nake so if you plan to get at me to hang out party or pull a lick you can miss with all that @#%* and ALL YOU HATTERS TAKE TWO STEPS BACK ok well by now knopw i bored the hell out of you so im out late

Feedback Requested
As I sit here writing this blog, I'm still not sure this is the best place for getting advice, but I also think I can get a pretty diverse opinion. So, as none of you know, I had some complications a couple of weeks ago as a result of a miscarriage. Before you start getting out your calculators and making your guesses and opinions, I didn't know that I was. Anyway, after a consultation with my doctor, one of the recommendations he has made is to have a hysterectomy!! Uggggh! For those of you that don't know, this is the 2nd miscarriage since I had my son. The stupid part of me, or the happy ending part, thinks that I'm not even 35 years old! I'm not ready to make a decision that I can't reverse later on. I had every intention of getting remarried and having at least one more child. Of course, I started that thought process about 8 years ago when I divorced! :) I never thought it would take this long..... On the other hand, I have concerns about having this done. I have rea

Need Help!
wana play with me in cam for only $5 for 24 hours? im dead fucking serious.. dont bother me unless u are ready to pay to play with me.. and u can tell me what to do.. and no freebies or previews so dont ask me or u will be ignored! When you PM me say "I'M SERIOUS" so i know you read it. PM me hot_nd_Sexy_natalie@hotmail.com and hot_nd_sexy_natalie@yahoo.com

Love Walks
She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellow'd to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies. One shade the more, one ray the less, Had half impair'd the nameless grace Which waves in every raven tress, Or softly lightens on her face; Where thoughts serenely sweet express How pure, how dear their dwelling place. And on that cheek, and on that flow, So soft, so calm, yet eloquent, The smiles that win, the tints that glow, But tell of days in goodness spent, A mind at peace with all below, A heart whose love is innocent

People In My Life
There are some of you that seem to think that just because I can joke around and bullshit with the best of them that it doesn't start to get under my skin after a while. There was a recent round of being out playing pool at Golden Cue that like the previous time we went out, the jokes went from okay to being rather derogatory towards me. I am not sure if they were meant to be or if maybe just maybe I am starting to become overly sensitive to it. I don't appreciate being called a bum just because I lack money, I have only gotten one pay check from my work and it was gone before I even had it because I had bills and such to catch up on. I am trying to get stable with work and what not before I end up with every check gone the second I get it. The other thing that is starting to get to me is the fact that even when I don't draw attention to them (which I do occasionally in my I should get my way cause I have boobs, since I am normally the only girl there, that is unless TJ and Ashle

Woods
what is the rain doing, outside impersonally coldly striking former sunbeaten ferns? 'kissing your earth', it said, as I flushed in bewilderment 'saturating your world dark & dormant as you dream of Consummation and collusion, umbrellas and ovaries, growing hyacinth in my absence Singing harmony with my rage.....' then she kissed me casual & left me moored to Rock & lichens in your Anonymous woods

Fog
I crept out and clothed you in Fog tonight, then lay in damp grass, Nude, soaking moisture & banishing the stray cats that smelled my blood and came to slake. your clothing came back and you were gone, but I know where you Hide, and I know where your hide is....lurking beneath the mist, invisible for the moment without your foggy clothes and waiting to dress yourself in Rain, anticipating a thundering retreat, using windy confusion as your smokescreen... sunny welcomes wanting while you make your Hermit's debut, slipping away like satin over nubile skin~ but I have stolen the Fog from the Moonlight, and the retiring river approves, awaiting my raiment act reprise... and I will see you eventually

Retrograde
Ice rippled on my lips when i woke up pulling me back with winsome claws A time, an era Covenant between us sparring spheres when You stabbed me with insecurity i bit You so hard my teeth hurt Sustained me with your poison Your voice softly demonic over waking churchbells & i lovingly dangled You over the precipice, anticipating Wreckage below Ice melts away in conjecture~ Would i feed You to rabid masses, or force You to my bed, Promising salvation?

Unicursal
Hexagrams Borders precious hollow in which To dwell, sometimes, achingly confident in virtually nothing Nothing's virtual a continuum founded on Impressions, latitudes... and the blood I taste On my teeth.... but let's not talk of that I hear the birds of other worlds Shriek in wonder.....how Far away am I? One step to abysmal disorientation, Leap of faith to Self imposed banishment..... I hear the pebbles roll down, then Nothing Portal placenta, teleportation Too much to do here yet.... Finally a fingerhold on design, (more ways than one) Fabrication, an ascent from ashes that took Far too long to smolder Purpose, and a beer Fingers on the pulsing flesh of Something extraordinary Bestial Ethereal and as yet nameless But prescient Placid premonitory and not near as destructive as I tend to be

Shitter
I walk through evolution alongside popes and villains I even trample dawn Thumb my nose at creation I am a muted monkey A bald chimpanzee I eat my brother's flesh and scatter what is left the world my litterbox you may refill my cup I'll drink it all.....and more and piss on all our shores Fuck you with fission my fucking decision lazy rich mans' atrophy waste away my philosophy who cares about integrity utilization manifestation who wants to go to heaven I'm dirty impatient in transit and jaded I breathe the dust from which you were born sweep my wings and then I'm gone

Arachne, Act I, Scene Iv
I can almost hear it- Cogs diligently turning in my Mind, trying to create time, Tangible time to measure this Presence I think I can Size up in my mind- --hence the time-- this Presence I think I can Feel-or is it the time I am trying to construct in my mind? Like I'm starting to construct In stilted untimely fashion The essence of the thing I Really want-- Being I really want- That being the essence of time And all that conveniently Accompanies it--there is no Father time, she's a sister Albeit an incestuous one and I'm coming close to Being Able to hold her essential Second hand and trip-tick Into an ultimate fulfillment When this time comes I hope to Be able to capture that essence, Contain it in a jar-like a mason jar--so that when her Second hand's gone I can unscrew The top and she'll waft slowly out to Remind me of my creation in Pastime and eventually take that Breeze going

Bad Night Out Turned Good, By Good People
January 27, 2008 - Sunday wow so, I go out to my favorite place to go tonight.....or last night, as the case may be. I get there, and need cigarettes. I reach in my pocket to get change for the cigarette machine, and realize I brought no money. So, I reach in my back pocket to get my credit card to go to the store.....and I have no credit card. Dumbass me. And an empty gas tank. Fuck. I mention this to 2 people....and within 20 minutes, I have my tab taken care of temporarily, 23 dollars in my pocket, and 5 drinks bought for me. Not the reason that i hang out here, but definitely a reminder of what great people i have around me. THESE PEOPLE ROCK! I am so thankful.....I will pay all of you back and then some, and you all have my most profound positive thoughts.......thank you so much! Just needed to say that

12.01.08 - Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven
SONG VERSION BELOW Sheep Go To Heaven - Cake LYRICS BELOW I'm not feeling alright today I'm not feeling that great I'm not catching on fire today Love has started to fade I'm not going to smile today I'm not gonna laugh You're out living it up today I've got dues to pay And the gravedigger puts on the forceps The stonemason does all the work The barber can give you a haircut The carpenter can take you out to lunch Now but I just want to play on my panpipes I just want to drink me some wine As soon as you're born you start dyin' So you might as well have a good time (ah no) Sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell Sheep go to heaven Goats...go to hell (ah no...ah yea...ah right) I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness Bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna go to Sunset Strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness Bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to Sunset

New Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop messing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label.

Shopping Fun
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along

Kimmie's First Auction, Bid On Her..
Hey Everyone, I am in my very first auction!!! Come check it out!! I have a lot to offer!! You won't be sorry if you buy me for a month!!! **Click the link below to take you to the auction** This is a NO Fubuck auction. Bids of Tickers, Blasts, VIP's, Bling Packs, and HH's only. While your there, stop by and fan, rate and add the Host & Hostess of the auction Jake & Jamie. This bully brought to you by me!! "Kimmie" ~~~Twilight Leveler~~~READ ABOUT ME !!!!COME BID ON ME!! (repost of original by '❤JAmîξ £¥Ññ❤R/L Fiance'of Jakξ The §Ñakξ~Proudly Owned by Anna' on '2008-12-03 12:53:50') (repost of original by '"Kimmie" ~WANNA OWN ME FOR 30DAYS..PLACE UR BIDS!!(JamieLynnsPage)' on '2008-12-03 13:02:25')

Godsmack-serenity Lyrics
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Tragic visions slowly stole my life Tore away everything Cheating me out of my time I'm the one who loves you No matter wrong or right And every day I hold you I hold you with my inner child I need serenity In a place where I can hide I need serenity Nothing changes, days go by Where do we go when we just don't know And how do we relight the flame when it's cold Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing And when will we learn to control Where do we go when we just don't know And how

I'm Alright
Twiztid - I'm Alright If your reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright [x2] [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/bTc ] I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Neve

Single Moms Of The World...unite!
Being a single mother is definitely not all it's cracked up to be. I know, I know, I should be grateful that my boyfriend is around, but he's not around enough. He has this weird idea in his head that if he comes over once a week for two hours, Piper will know who her Daddy is. Also, once a week, I stay overnight at his house, but we sleep in seperate rooms and Piper's care is left in my hands. While he is technically Piper's father, I can't help but feel cheated that he gets to be around for the good stuff...the smiles, the giggles, and the occasional kitten-like cry. Me? I'm stuck with the 2 am feedings, the spit-up, the howling and wailing, the explosive poop and projectile barf. To make matters worse, Piper is on a nursing strike and will only take breast milk from the bottle. I guess going out and giving her a bottle with my babysitter wasn't the best idea, but if I don't get out of my house and away from her at least once a month, I feel like I'm going insane. Even so, I would

Smart Ass Answers
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart Ass Answer #1 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Smart Ass Answer #2 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Smart Ass Answer #3 A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is r

Top 10 Reasons You Should Be Having More Sex!!!
It’s a given that sex feels great. That alone is enough reason to be actively orgasmic. Researchers are finding more and more evidence that orgasms are great for other reasons, too. (Did you really need convincing?) 1. Orgasms are a great way to deal with stress. Stress releases biochemicals which over the long term can have damaging effects on your body and lead to premature death. The biochemicals released from sex counteract the negative effects of stress. 2. Orgasms are a great sleeping pill. Orgasms cause a surge in the biochemicals that act as a sedative. They help you fall asleep and stay asleep. It’s not really a coincidence that men fall asleep so quickly after sex. 3. Orgasms can relieve a migraine headache. “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” is no longer an acceptable excuse. Although not as reliable as prescription medications, it’s a bit more fun and has all these other benefits as well. You surely can’t get that from a pill. 4. Orgasms can reduce

Memebership
Come join my Pic Club - The #1 Club! This was an idea my ex and I wanted to try, a photo album of all our friends flipping off the camera. And Fubar is the perfect place to set it up! If you want to join you will need to have a salute; rate/fan me, send me a pic of you giving the bird, the name you want on the card, your zodiac sign, your favorite drink, and your male/female preference. If you want to add to or change any of the info please include it.

I Am Pagan
As many of you may or may not know I am Pagan. Oftentimes, there are questions that come up pertaining to my belief system. The following piece i discovered really describes and explains it very well. I Am Pagan by Selena Fox I am Pagan. I am a part of the whole of Nature. The Rocks, the Animals, the Plants, the Elements, and Stars are my relatives. Other humans are my sisters and brothers, whatever their races, colors, genders, sexual orientations, ages, nationalities, religions, lifestyles. Planet Earth is my home. I am a part of this large family of Nature, not the master of it. I have my own special part to play and I seek to discover and play that part to the best of my ability. I seek to live in harmony with others in the family of Nature, treating others with respect. I am Pagan. I celebrate the changing seasons, the turning of the Wheel of the Year. I celebrate with singing, dancing, feasting, rituals, and in other ways. I celebrate each turn of the Wheel with perso

Faq About Wicca
Frequently Asked Questions about Wicca Q: Do Witches worship Satan, the Devil, etc., or participate in Satanic rituals? A: No. Satan, or "the Devil," is a concept not to be found outside of Judeo-Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. A person must be working through the paradigm of a Holy Bible in order to believe in Satan. He is not a part of Native American religions, Shinto, Buddhism, Animism or (of course) Wicca. Q: Don't Witches participate in "strange" rituals? A: Define "strange"! Do you find brushing your teeth strange? Do you find your morning cup of coffee strange? Then why would greeting the sun every day be strange? Some people would be shocked to us using a camera on a daily basis to "steal souls." Q: Do Witches believe in God? A: Most Witches don't believe in the Christian concept of God. As one Wiccan teacher put it, "My God does not have a beard nor does it hate women." They believe in an unknowable Ultimate Deity. Witchcraft, being the oldes

Vote For Art
please go to http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=725319_25769184&pid=1566985&scid=386& and vote for the pic, leave a five star rank and leave a comment be sure to say that i sent you for Brandi lynne.

Friends And Family
I just wanted to extent an invitation to those on my family list and friend list who I talk to on a regular basis. Or if you are someone who would like to get to know me better. Just send me an email and let me know and I will give you my myspace link and you can add me as a friend there if you have a myspace page. As well as yahoo messenger.

Things To Ponder
1. Is there another word for synonym? 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "pract

The Storm
good morning lover it's time to wake up look what the new day brought a promise of rain a roar of thunder a flash of lightning a trembling that shakes us like an earthquake as we hold each other tight as love flows like magma we rock there together in the dawn's smoldering light hours pass, time stands still you whisper moan into my ear mmmmmmmmmm I love you I smile and stroke your face and gaze in to your eyes such a wonderful day for a storm

Needing A Best Buddy Or Fu-marriage.
I am looking for someone to email and correspond with on here and at my regular email too. Someone that will be my buddie forever and not someone just out for points. Someone that likes having things made for them and someone that will not give up on me and get bored with me. I am getting so close to deleting this account for good. I need some love I guess. I can't seem to get it at home or from anyone. I am getting lonely and depressed. I love doing things for other people and I guess I need someone to love and love me. Yes I am married in real, but don't seem to get much love there either. I figure if any of my many friends are interested or the few on my family list or anyone else out there that needs a best friend or buddy, then they can write me and tell me and even propose fu-marriage. Is there someone out there who is nice, caring, loving and sincere? I would love to be your buddy and more. Very, very truly, David.

Apache Creation Myth
In the beginning was only Tepeu and Gucumatz (Feathered Serpent). These two sat together and thought, and whatever they thought came into being. They thought Earth, and there it was. They thought mountains, and so there were. They thought trees, and sky, and animals etc, and each came into being. But none of these things could praise them, so they formed more advanced beings of clay. But these beings fell apart when they got wet, so they made beings out of wood, but they proved unsatisfactory and caused trouble on the earth. The gods sent a great flood to wipe out these beings, so that they could start over. With the help of Mountain Lion, Coyote, Parrot, and Crow they fashioned four new beings. These four beings performed well and are the ancestors of the Quiché In the beginning was only Tepeu and Gucumatz (Feathered Serpent). These two sat together and thought, and whatever they thought came into being. They thought earth, and there it was. They thought mountains, and so there wer

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee If.......
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a

Sex Survey..please Fill Out And Send Back!!
name: Katie Age: 27 Birthday: 12/2/81 Location: Richmond Indiana Sexual Preference: Bi Height: 5'6" Body Type: few extra pounds Eye color: blue Hair Color: dk. brown with redish highlites interests Favorite Bands: too many to name Favorite Movies: again, too many to name Religion: N/A Smoke?: cigarettes Drink?: yeah Drive?: yeah Job?: N/A Piercings/tattoos?: ears Favorite type of music: all kinds are you in a band?: uh no do you know how to play any musical instruments?: no extrassss: If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: ????? One special thing about you: Honest and not like most girls!! One special thing about me: ????? Your favorite body part on me: ???? tell me your best qualities: same as above worst?: ???? Do you Cheat?: never Would you be Faithful?: yeah either or: makeout or sex: makeout first then sex..lol cuddle or kiss: both power puff girls or spongebob: Spongebob definatly!!! britney or christina:

Required Listening
Mr L's Tavern Bio: Friends, WELCOME to Mr.L's Tavern! Mr.L's Tavern is a conservative internet radio talk show broadcasting on Chimpsy Radio. www.chimpsyradio.com/mrltavern.html The host, Mr.L, is a native New Yorker who talks politics, news, film, social issues, life and many, many other topics ALL with a no holds barred conservative view point. All from the Mr.L's Tavern has the ambience and intimacy of a New York Tavern. Mr.L speaks to you as if you are the only one in the place just around the time of "last call". Mr.L has been dubbed "the sexiest voice in radio" by his female listeners and his delivery on certain issues is passionate and at times intense. Mr.L holds two undergraduate degrees and is a entertainment industry refugee. Other Mr.L Tavern sites: www.youtube.com/mrltavern www.myspace.com/mrltavern www.mrltavern.blogspot.com Enjoy! To Subscribe on iTunes Cut and Paste This Link In You Address Bar: http://mrltavern.podomatic.com/rss2.xml Cory's Cor

Still Here (unedited)
Begging and pleading with my heart to find one last courage. Going byond what I know and standing up to my fears. Lust for you is want for my soul. To save this vision to last more then one frame and to pronounce my courage, overcoming shame. My soul lost and weak in desire for you my love, dont let it down. In moments of last look I am humbled by the nature of your spirit. Loving and forgiving, but only tolerent till my own fault. I ask forgiveness too many times in the light of your majisty. All of my insecurities you errect in a glance that keep me cowering to no end. It is just a dream that keeps me next to you and only hope that keeps me at bay. Fighting to walk, fighting to stand still, fighting to keep my soul the same as you left it the night you said goodbye. Chosing to stay shows weakness to all eyes but mine. If I f fail I fail and I still gain a moment. A moment in your thoughts, your creativity, is still all a moment I keep unprotected and wanting another. For my love I

Dear Hope 10-19-08
I want to be a better man. I want to be loved as human. I want to be trusted as a child. I want to be as smart as you. I want to be remembered as forgotten. I want to be livid over lust and perfected in sex. I don't want the world to tell me I should listen to myself. I want you to hate me for my arrogance and not my pride. I want to be taken advantage of by my rewards, and appreciated by my enemies. I want the madness to end and a life to begin. I want you to see my worth, and ignore this shortcoming. Ignore the lie and see the child grow into the man. In exchange for her trust I will vow no lie. In exchange for my honesty I want celebrity. For celebrity I want to be alone.. Promises promises. I will in the end say I am who I need to be. I will give no reason or no excuse for who I am. I will never apologize in search of acceptance, and I will not say I love you looking for approval. Love is not trust it is love. I will never say a lie. I will never cross that line again. I will ne

My Very First Blog
I am a kitten lost in a cold winter night.. hungry for cuddles and thirst for affection... Innocent and Adorable with such gentle eyes... Cold and weak and searching for your warmth... As you manage to pour a little lit in my heart, Ready to open to let you Inside... Giving back the favor in my times of solitude, let you come in and out in my desperate life... surrender my innocence and unleash my wildness... Granting you pleasures baby and give it all out.... If you're the one who will give me all that i need send me a message to cuttiebadkate@yahoo.com yeah! To those who that will cum ........hot male that cum...

Fun Things To Do In A Bathroom Stall......
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick

The Following Contests That I Have Sponsored Have Been Cancelled.
================================================= NOTICE: The following contests got cancelled due to various reasons. ***FREE VIP CONTEST THAT ENDS 1/2/09. There will still be a winner, i will announce it soon, but i cannot take any new entries. ***RAINBOW LOUNGE CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST. The lounge has disbanded therefore the contest is void. There will be no winner for this contest. =================================================

Thoughts Of The Day
Loving a person takes courage loving a person changes you makes you softer in some aspects and harder in others it changes us all love is hard to come by so when it does grab on and never let go never throw it away because you think its a bad idea.. be true to the ones you love and they will be true to you love the ones you love and they will love you always

Friends
Wow I just realized I'm like a freaking NOBODY on here cause I have NO friends, NO buddy's, NO B.F.F's nothing!!! I'm sad now so if YOU want to be my FRIEND, BUDDY or my B.F.F. let me know and we can be the bestest !!!! Huggz Baby's, Shiela

R.i. P.
R.I. P Juan Espino Body: He jumped up as soon as he saw the surgeon come out of the operating room He said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it. ' Mr. Espino said, 'Why do little children have to leave so early? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to Eagle Pass ' Mr. Espino asked the

Us Troops To Stay In Iraqi Cities After June
By ROBERT H. REID, Associated Press Writer Robert H. Reid, Associated Press Writer – 1 hr 32 mins ago AP – U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates shakes hands with Gen. Ray Odierno, left, commander of multi-national … Bush: war in Iraq on its way to being won AP BAGHDAD – Some American troops will remain in Iraqi cities after a June 30 deadline for combat soldiers to leave urban areas, the top U.S. commander said Saturday. Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, meanwhile, dismissed suggestions by his own spokesman that the Iraqi government may ask some U.S. troops to remain behind as trainers after the Dec. 31, 2011 deadline for the withdrawal of all American troops set by the new U.S.-Iraq security agreement. Those comments are likely to rekindle debate here about the agreement, which was ratified by parliament last month and takes effect Jan. 1. But Iraqi voters must approve the deal in a referendum by the end of July. Suggestions of loopholes in the withdrawal timeline could be exp

Engagement Announcement In Norwich Bulletin (connecticut Newspaper)
so.. I grabbed the newspaper today because I'm on my never-ending quest to find a job, and my mother notified me that the engagement announcement I submitted to the paper a month ago was in it! here's the link. http://www.norwichbulletin.com/lifeevents/x1720694312/Engagements-Christina-Perry-and-Scott-Daniel-Scanlon

Something For You
For my sugar lips, you know who you are. ;) Something For You I want to tell you something good Something hot Something sweet I could give you everything in between I imagine your magic hands everywhere on me Your eyes staring into mine, reading me Watching every bit of reaction I'm feeling Do you dare? Do you care? Do you think you could handle me? Everything about me is complex So deep So scary Sometimes I can't breathe Hold me, touch me, take me Show me what lies beneath you Because if this becomes something true Everything I have I will give to you 12.01.2008

Song Lyrics
If I Were A Boy lyrics If I were a boy Even just for a day I’d roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted and go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I’d kick it with who I wanted And I’d never get confronted for it Because they’d stick up for me If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause he’s taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell everyone its broken So they think that I was sleeping alone I’d put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that she’d be faithful Waiting for me to come home (to come home) If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear I’d be a better man I’d listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted (wanted) Cause he’s taken you

This Song Makes Me Think Of Him
Sweet Dreams lyrics (Turn The Lights On) Every night I rush to my bed With hopes that maybe I’ll get a chance to see you When i close my eyes I’m going out of my head Lost in a fairytale Can you hold my hands and be my guide Clouds filled with stars cover your skies And I hope it rains You’re the perfect lullaby What kinda dream am is this? You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true My guilty pleasure I ain't going no where Baby long as you're here I’ll be floating on air cause you're my You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you I mention you when I say my prayers I wrap you around around all of my thoughts Boy you're my temporary high I wish that when I wake up you’re there To wrap your arms around me for real And tell me you’ll stay by side Clouds filled wit

Tongue Twisters
Randy wondered why Willie really wasn't well. Sam saw six shiny silver spoons. Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies. Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly. Six shiny snails sighed sadly. Pretty Patty Piggy pickles plump pink peppers. Cheryl say Cher's sheer shawl Sunday. Six seals slick sick seals. How much dope could the dope dealer deal if the dope dealer could deal dope? Sheep shouldn't sleep in shacks. I slitted a sheet, a sheet i slit now i sit on the sheet i slit. I wish I had an Irish wrist watch to watch on my Irish wrist. Stick a sticker where its sticky where a sticker once was stuck. She sells sea shells by the sea shore Sure, the ship's ship-shape sir! Does the wristwatch shop shut soon? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Try saying these 10 times fast... Caution Golfers Crossing Sun Shine City Toy Boat Unique New York Mixed Biscuits Red Leather, Yellow

W.t.f.
Just browsing the new users,8 newbies,3 pics the same woman twice,all with different names,1 woman with 2 different names,what's goin on? I know Fubar want new members,but at least make sure they are for real instead of fakes

Smart-ass- Answers
Smart Ass Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart Ass Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Smart Ass Answer #4 A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he k

New Site
Hello, I just designed this site for a talented artist called Vanessa Nelson, please feel free to have a look - maybe there is something here that would make a good x-mas present! www.abstract-art.info cheers matt

Ambulance Driver
Ambulance Driver standing in chest deep water,freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. Holding her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free --- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER comforting a 89 year old woman who just watch me and my partner cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor --- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER on scene at an mva with mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her without a second thought for my own safety i crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady --- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers,no porch light on,nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk away from the

Have You Ever Wonder
This the first time I have ever blogged so bear with me. I have been thinking about a lot of different things this past week and I have to admit that some of them may sound kinda crazy. I listen to country music and there are a few songs out, some old some new like: Emerson Drive - Moments, Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying that has got me thinking about life and things in general. some of the questions that I have asked myself is "If there is anyone that would miss me if something happened to me and I died." or If i was told that I had cancer or something like, how would I take it and would it really matter. . I know that a lot of people don't like to think about thinks like that, but think about the people that die everyday in car accidents or just think about the people that went to work in the twin towers in New York the morning of 9/11 they had no idea that within seconds there life's would end. As i said in the beginning this is the first blog I have ever wrote. Just

Still In Lewiston Id
Well I got to Lewiston ID on the 2nd of December and will be here until the 23rd of December for training. I have to admit I thought Kingsport was a slow town that is until I got here. since I have been here I have learned a lot but I can't wait until I'm done and can get out on the road. . More to come later

9 Days To Go
9 days Well I'm still in Lewiston ID watching it snow. luckily I just have 9 days left to go. I wish everyone has a safe and happy holiday season and Lets not forget all of the service men and women severing over sea and the ones who have giving there lives so that we can have the freedom to celebrated what ever holiday we choose.

A Christmas Candle
Somewhere across the winter world tonight You will be hearing chimes that fill the air; Christmas extends its all-enfolding light Across the distance...something we can share. You will be singing, just the same as I, These familiar songs we know so well, And you will see these same stars in your sky And wish upon that brightest one that fell. I shall remember you and trim my tree, One shining star upon the topmost bough; I will hang wreaths of love that all may see -- Tonight I glimpse beyond the hear and now. And all the time that we must be apart I keep a candle in my heart.

Hunting
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in th

Adding All Military People As Fubar Friends
All military folks, no matter where you men and women are, I want to first tell you all that there wont come a day when I wont be grateful for what you people do for us everyday. God Bless you all, youre the best in the world and I appreciate every last bit of it and I want you all to know that all of you who send me friend requests that either I know have been military vets or currently are, I'll add every one of you military people and regardless of which branch or anything like that because I know that in real life, the real heroes are firefighters and you all that either serve or have served in our militaries Just lettin ya know. Happy Holidays to you all, stay safe and if ya want, send me a friend request. Lata, keep up the good work, and God Bless. Chad

The Cleaning Lady
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?' Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely, ' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.' I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. NOW more than ever - Peace & God Bless - Pass It On...

Pickup In The Rain
2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: 'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bl

Always Remember Those Who Serve
3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve. In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. 'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked. 'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. 'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. 'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. 'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. Yo

The Obstacle In Our Path
4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path. In ancient times , a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder ha d been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle

Giving When It Counts
5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts... Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'. Being young, the little boy had misun

V.i.p
I was lucky enough to get a V.I.P for a month and I have 7 days left b4 it expires. It would be a fantastic Christmas gift if someone would buy it for another month.... (hint hint). I have enjoyed it and have tried to hit as many of my friends with 11's that I could. I want to get leveled but still 300K away so if you guys could help out it would be great!! I will return ALL rates but just in case I may miss you hitting me up leave me a comment letting me know. Have a great weekend!!! Smooches to all!!

Carpet Man
hi am carpet cleening man in beth pa i like new friends i love to do there carpet for all most free am in bethlehem pa u live near me need carpet cleened soon e mail me at frkm51@aol call me at 610 5090565 frank

Looking
im clara tucker im from falmouth ky im 49 be 5 the 31 of dec looking for a real good man that is honest trusting respectful loving caring and understanding like me i have 4 adult kids and 9 grand kids now it time for me to go on with my life i want some one that is close to falmouth ky that can come and see me when he want to i dont play games and i wont put up with it so i hope to hear from anyone soon from clara

Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Presents
1. There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q- Tips". 2. They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper. 3. They hire a Gambino family hit man to break Santa's kneecaps. 4. You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney. 5. Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!!". 6. Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay. 7. Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford. 8. They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam. 9. You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed. 10. They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?" HAPPY TUESDAY......HUGZ TO YA..!!!!!!!

Sorry
I am really sorry for not being here more often to check out the site and get to know everyone better but i have had alot of personal family issues going on. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!! and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! after the new year i will make it a point to get to know my friends better and make new ones.

My Son
Monday my son josh and i went into the hospital because of his pneumonia in his right lung. But because of that he was not eating and drinking properly. So him and I have been in the hospital since Monday, got home early today. Just trying to get back into the routines that me and my children are use to. That and since it is Christmas Eve I have a lot to do. I have to get the tree decorated and the living room picked up and get my kids to bed early. So much to do and so little time. I wish that there were more time in the day than what there is. If there were more time in the day I would have everything done already. But right now my son and I are just trying to relax and everything. So yeah I will be on and off for the next few days.

'twas The Night Before Christmas...
'twas a night before Christmas.... Twas the knight before Christmas And we're all apart. Just counting the days Till the next season starts. We all wish each other Good day and good cheer. And health and good blessings Upon the New Year. As for me I am setting A trap for the Claus. It's baited with Eggnog And Donut Bear Claws As he bends over To partake of the treat. I'll wrap him with ductape Tied 'im down to a seat. "All right now good buddy. This last season sucked. So you'd better fix it. Do Not Press Your Luck." "Our coffers will flow No longer be thin. Or you'll never see Your reindeer again". When I let him go On his brow there'll be sweat. "Remember my promise Was no idle threat." "And remember with every Ho! Ho! You give. You'd better put out We know where you live." ~Steve Moore of Myth and Magic Robert "the Hair" Wesner Leather Mystics Old World Industries PO Box 371 Medford OR 9750

72k!!!
Ok everyone my VIP expires tonight and I am 72K from leveling!!!!! Please help me level tonight!!!!! I would like a VIP but I will settle for rates, comments, gifts and blings!!!! I just WANT TO GET LEVELED!!! I have rated my max for the day so I will return ALL rates tomorrow!!!!!! Please and Thanks in advance for any help leveling!!!!!!! Hugs n kisses to all!!

Murderdolls - Motherfucker I Don't Care
I hate your voice and I hate your face Exterminate you from the human race Life’s a joke and the joke is on you Hey you, it’s true, you suck, fuck you I hope and pray every day I’ll get the news that you passed away So take your life and turn it off Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off [chorus] I don’t care, motherfucker I don’t care I don’t care motherfucker Suicides the only choice for you To see you dead would be a dream come true Slit your wrist and show God who’s boss Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off Why don’t you do the whole world a favor Connect your throat to the nearest razor Or do you need it spelled out for you Well F.U.CK.Y.O.U. [chorus] x 2 Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker I don’t care Mother fucker [chorus] x 2 Fuck you mother fucker x 8

Murderdolls - Slit My Wrist
Paranormal chicken geek Drugged up superstar fiend Genderbending galactic freak Sci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcision Horrifying gruesome scene Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking Brain dead neurotic fiend [chorus] Sick, get sick on this you motherfuckers make me Wanna slit my wrist Sick, so sick of this i wanna slit my wrists! A basketcase stitched-up face Be all you can be Chiller, killer, monster thriller Trigger happy zombie Radiation, masturbation Infect the other human beings Supersonic, chronic, vomit Barbed wire cock ring [chorus]x2 Murder, murder Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. Murder, murder, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. [chorus]

Nine Inch Nails - Closer
you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal my whole existence is flawed you get me closer to god through every forest, above the trees within my stomach, scraped off my knees I drink the honey inside your hive you are the reason I stay alive

Affirmations For The New Year
Entry for December 26, 2008 AFFIRMATIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR...... 1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment. 6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain. 7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding. 8. I am at one with my duality. 9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots. 10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. 11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws. 12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for t

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "rusted Wheel"
So you can’t hold a star in your hand though at least you can hold on to another plan Rusted wheel, Planted still I can tell it's summer from the size of the bugs that fly through my window, Flying through my window Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on I can tell it's winter from the size of the lump in my throat, Got a lump in my throat Rusted wheel, planted still Rusted wheel can't move on And it feels just like the ground Trapped in another way Just still in the ground And feels just like the ground, the ground, And trapped in another way Just still in the ground, the ground, the ground So you can't hold a star in your hand though at least you can move on to that better plan right down Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on... Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on... -Silversun Pickups: Rusted Wheel This song reminds me of Jer

New Years Eve Resolutions.....ect.
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 5. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment. 6. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain. 7. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding. 8. I am at one with my duality. 9. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots. 10. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday. 11. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws. 12. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!" 13. A scapegoat is alm

Serving
1. Always acknowledge the Master's command for service. That way you can take your time in typing out the first pose. 2. NEVER use pop-ups. Pop-ups seem lazy and inconsiderate. 3. Tailor the serve to the Master AND the place - if you are in a relaxed atmosphere, a playful serve is fine but a girl would not suggest playing around if you are in a strict channel or if there is a lot of tension in the air. Also, the Master's preference is to held paramount - if he wishes short poses for the getting of the drink and a long one for the serve... that is the way you do it. 4. Add details like wrinkling your nose at the smell of the paga or shivering at the cold goblet of the kalana touchs your skin. Make your own trade mark. Details make the serve more interesting... and that helps you stand out. 5. In the serving of food and preparing it... NEVER say you use a blade to cut anything - slaves are forbidden to touch weapons. You always use a cutting stone. 6. When serving food, alway men

Basic Bdsm Rules
1: A capitalized nick is a Dominant/Master/Mistress 2: A lowercase nick is a submissive 3: A nick with letters in brackets at the end, is a collared submissive ex: jane{D} (variances: jane-D-, jane^D^, jane[D] ) 4: A collared submissive is usually untouchable by another Dominant without his/her Dominant's permission 5: If a collared submissive misbehaves, punishment should be given by the Dominant he/she is collared to 6: If another Dominant has a complaint about a collared submissive, it should be given directly to that submissive's Dominant. 7: Consent is a big thing, just because you have a capital nick doesn't give you the right to demand cybersex or a scene. 8: Always be yourself, trying to be someone else just won't work 9: Never touch a submissive without his/her's Dominant's consent. 10: ALWAYS ask your Dominant if you are unsure of proper behavior. 11. Respect is the key. Be aware that there are real people, just like you, typing the words that you see on

The Abyss
Sliding slowly ever down, Towards the darkness of the ground, Inch by inch the hollow nears, filled with all your worst of fears. Suddenly you're at the brink,, so much fear you can not think,, filled with so much pain and sorrow, you long for no tomorrow, The question now, shall I leap? into the abyss so dark and deep, sadness soaked into you core, you ache for there to be no more, there is no way for this to mend, and so you jump.... The end.

The Dream
It always starts the same way I'm with my love and tragedy strikes The world suffers monstrous losses Sometimes it's by plague Sometimes war Sometimes even alien attack. But always a common theme always many are lost always few survive I am always one of the few I must help keep mankind alive I must strive to be strong I must help others This I must do with a broken heart For my love was lost My love was the first to fall so I go about my task alone gathering man together rebuilding life on earth and then I awaken with the task half done feeling my failure in my heart just once I'd like to succeed just once I'd like to win I just want to finish the dream............

Fairy Tale
Every Princess, in every tale Has a Knight so bold He rescues her from evil Or so the tales are told. But real life isn't like that There are no Knights of old No-one there to rescue you From the deepest, darkest cold. I may not be a Princess But I have a heart of gold And all I ever wanted Was to have a hand to hold.

Life
The ability to create life it's so often taken for granted but when you can't conceive when you can't create you feel bereft, void empty and pointless. Procreation is not a given it's a gift from God a blessing. I want offspring I need to be a mother before I'm too old while I still have energy while I still have love to give. I need to share what I know I need a child to hold to nurture. I will adopt I think

Useless
The question I ask myself most: What purpose do I serve? Ok so let's try to answer..... I am incapable in my current mental state to offer moral support to those who need it. I offer love but am unable to show it. I can't work.. I don't have the energy or motivation to do housework.. I earn no money. I am not even decorative. I take up space and resources. I worry my friends and family. I can't even leave the house unaccompanied. Shopping is almost impossible. I am almost constantly either angry or depressed. My wifely duties are a chore. My parenting duties are non existent. I can't even take proper care of myself. Ok enough answers, conclusion drawn... I am totally useless.

Defences
Defences built for just one thing to keep the world away, Protect my heart from damage and stop it going astray. But not even the highest wall as impenetrable as it seems can keep out love persistent and hopes of happy dreams. With sense of the inevitable the high barrier is breached the tender heart behind it is somehow finally reached. With loves first blush upon me and passion burning true I cherish every moment that I get to spend with you. I know that love is transient as fleeting as the breeze something with less substance than the wind within the trees. Although I know what's coming I pray that I am wrong I want the common fairy tale and not the same old song. But no, my heart gets broken ripped and bleeding all inside trying to keep my head up trying to save my pride. My mind and heart in peril from knowing how I lied I jeopardize my sanity Oh God! I wish

Friends
A friend is someone who accepts you BECAUSE of your flaws not inspite of them, A friend is someone who is always there for you even when they are miles away, A friend asks for nothing but a hug, A friend offers you everything even if you don't ask, A friend is someone who thinks THEY are lucky for knowing YOU, A friend doesn't forgive you your sins, they see no sins to begin with, My friends have my undying love and respect and know it. Dedicated to my REAL friends:

Regret
Regret is such a crippling emotion it holds us back, makes us second guess the future, colours the past grey, and is futile. Learn a lesson from me I beg you, regret nothing, fear nothing, live your life NOW, If you must have regrets save them for your 90th year when all but the last few brief moments remain. Your past is a learning curve not an anchor. Learn from your mistakes don't dwell on them. Live each day with hope in your heart Sleep each night contented Love with your every fibre Make each day count!!!

Why?
Why is life so complicated? Why is nothing simple? Why does love never flow smooth? Why are men emotionless dicks? Why are true friends so rare? Why do I bother living? I don't know the answers to any of those questions, least of all the last one.

How To Tell You've Entered A New Year
You enter your password on the microwave. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He 'phones you back from his bedroom, 'What's for dinner?' You chat several times a day with a stranger from Canada, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour all last year. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. The concept o

Any 1
r u lookin 4 a bf? watcha do 4 fun/hobbies? wats ur idea of commitment? r u interested in a serious/long term relationship? im 23 i have cp as a disability use a walker/brace 2 get around, im fun to get along with im a ppl person i luv 2 cook, read watch sports i luv nfl, mlb, hockey etc, i luv james patterson marry higgins clark patricia cornwell i luv music acdc cinderella def leppard motley crue metallica im lookin 4 a gf any n all takers in the rochester ny 14617 areacode or thereabouts any 1 interested in rochester ny

Open Blog To Anyone Who's Not Blocked
I JUST GOTTA GET THIS OUT THE WAY WITH. WHY...THE...FUCK ARE YOU ON A WEB SITE EEEEEEEEVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE ONLY TO TALK SHIT AND WRITE A CHECK YOUR ASS CANT CASH? FTW...THIS DUDE IS THE BIGGEST MUTHA FUCKING PUSSY IVE COME ACROSS WHETHER IT BE IN REAL LIFE OR ON HERE, HE HAS OVARIES NOT TESTICLES...LOOK BITCH IF YOU SAY YOUR GONNA DO THIS AND THAT "FUCKING DO IT!!!" STOP SAYING YOUR GONNA DO SHIT AND NOT DO IT. I UNDERSTAND ALOT OF PEOPLE HERE ARE ALONE AND PISSED AT THE WORLD CAUSE OF IT, I USED TO BE THAT WAY BUT IF YOU DONT STEP AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN AND BREATHE SOME FRESH AIR DUH NO FUCKING WONDER WHY YOU HATE THE WORLD. BUT ALSO NO NEED TO BE A BITCH AND A NET BULLY TO SOMEONE WHO'S BEHIND A SCREEN AND CANT KNOCK YA TEETH OUT, RIGHT FTW? IT'S EASY TO SAY "OH IMMA FUCK YOU UP IMMA DO THIS...THAT...THIS...THAT, BLAH BLAH BITCH! DONT SING IT BRING IT IF YOUR GONNA JUST RUN YOUR MOUTH. NO IM NOT GONNA MAKE THREATS HERE, IM ABOVE A COMPLETE LOSER LIKE FTW BUT I WILL SAY I WOULD TAKE

Y The Stelers Rock !!!
They will go down as the winningest most solidly run team in the history of the NFL.I just hope they get # 6 before dallas, and San Fran.Oops.Neither of those teams are in the playoffs this year.Goooooo Steelers.

What Is Going On?
So I joined this site a few days back, not knowing what it was about. 2 day into it, I still have no F-ing clue! lol I see good looking women and it seems like you have to have been online for ever, but is the purpose to be that guy! I will give this a little more of a go. I hope to have figured out what the hell is going on with in a week or so! Pistol

Poem By Dana Larsen
A pot Please share and distribute freely GREEN BUDS AND HASH Would you like green buds and hash? - No I would not, Mister Stash! Would you like them in a bong? Would you like them all day long? - No I would not in a bong! - No I would not all day long! - I do not like green buds and hash. - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them wrapped in paper? Will you try them now or later? - I do not want them wrapped in paper. - I don't want them now or later. - I don't want them in a bong, - I do not want them all day long. - I do not like green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them in a joint? - No I would not, what's the point? Perhaps you would prefer a puff? Just have one, that is enough. - I won't partake, not of a puff, - Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff! Would you try a tiny toke? - No I don't want any smoke! What if they were vaporized? - I've told you no a thousand times! Would you, could

Win A 100,000 Dollars
$100,000 Challenge to Prove Us Wrong! If all fossil fuels and their derivatives, as well as trees for paper and construction, were banned in order to save the planet, reverse the Greenhouse Effect and stop deforestation; then there is only one known annually renewable natural resource that is capable of providing the overall majority of the world's paper and textiles; meet all of the world's transportation, industrial and home energy needs, while simultaneously reducing pollution, rebuilding the soil and cleaning the atmosphere all at the same time... and that substance is the same one that has done it before . . . CANNABIS HEMP! www.jackherer.com

How You Can Cure Cancer But The Government Wont Let You
A message from our good friend, Rick Simpson: August 06, 2008 Hemp Medicine – Let the Healing Begin When are people going to wake up and look at what the system has been doing to them? In 1923, the Canadian Government in all their wisdom passed laws restricting the use of Indian Hemp for medicinal purposes. Then in the 1930’s they renamed Hemp “Marijuana” and proceeded to try to brainwash the public into believing that hemp was some new, dangerous, and addictive drug. Right up the present day the government has continued their smear campaign against hemp with no evidence to back up what they have been telling us. Hemp is not a drug, it is a plant, and hemp is the most medicinal plant on Earth. Throughout history, hemp has always been known to be man’s oldest known and safest medication. Also, the non-addictive nature of this plant has been known for thousands of years. In medicine hemp was known as a panacea, which means “cure-all” and the old pharmacopeias r

Depression
Depression: Medical Marijuana is a Successful Therapy Dr. Phillip Leveque Salem-News.com Phillip Leveque has spent his life as a Combat Infantryman, Physician, Toxicologist and Pharmacologist. He has experience with 4,000 medical marijuana patients. People like these combat soldiers in Afghanistan may face many challenges with depression in the future, but laws prevent doctors from prescribing what is probably the best medicine known to man, cannabis, or marijuana. Photo by Tim King Salem-News.com (MOLALLA, Ore.) - The Merck manual includes Depression in Psychiatric and Mood disorders in which anxiety and PTSD are also included. They show several pages of the why and wherefores so I'm not going into a psychiatric tirade. I do feel there is an extensive overlap in all of these psychiatric conditions and I hope my point will become clear to the reader. The Oregon Medical Marijuana Plan, (OMMP) did not include any psychological medical conditions which I felt was a sad

Hey Joe Remixed Lyrics
Hey Joe Jimmy Hendrix lyrics remix Current mood: blessed A friend of mine rewrote this it is good stuff!! I remixed jimmy hendrix "hey joe" lyrics for you. you'll have to put the music to it. Hey Joe, where you goin' with that Bible in your hand Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that Bible in your hand I'm going down to preach to my old ladie. You know, I've caught her messin' around with the Devil man I'm going down to preach to my old lady You know, I've caught her messin' around with the Devil man And that ain't too cool Hey Joe, I've heard you saved your woman from going down, going down, now I said I've heard you saved your old lady. You saved her from going to the ground Yes I did, I saved her You know, I caught her messin' round, messin' round town Yes I did, I saved her You know, I caught my old lady messin' around town And I gave her the Bible I SAVED HER! Hey Joe, alright One more time, baby Hey Lucifer, sa

12.31.08 - Nickelback Ft Josey Scott - Hero (happy New Year Fuckers)
SONG VERSION BELOW Hero - Nickelback VIDEO VERSION BELOW HERO - NICKELBACK LYRICS BELOW I am so high. I can hear heaven. I am so high. I can hear heaven. Oh but heaven, no heaven don’t hear me. And they say that a hero can save us I’m not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles Watch as we all fly away Someone told me love would all save us But how can that be, look what love gave us A world full of killing, and blood-spilling that world never came And they say that a hero can save us I’m not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles Watch as we all fly away, Hi-ii-igh! Now that the world isn’t ending, it's love that I’m sending to you It isn’t the love of a hero, and that’s why I fear it won’t do And they say that a hero can save us I’m not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles Watch as we all fly away

A Wild Place In California To Celebrate New Years Eve
Wildest New Year's Eve 2009 Wildest 2009 NYE Wednesday December 31st, 2008 Party on the hottest strip! Join us for a New Years Eve 2009 Count Down! One of San Franciscos wildest parties is about to invade Broadway Strip on New Years Eve. With gold, silver and black decor, erotic GOGO dancers, Laser shows, balloons drop, champagne, party favors and much more, this will be the craziest New Years Eve Party in the Bay Area! ... more » Wildest 2009 NYE Wednesday December 31st, 2008 Party on the hottest strip! Join us for a New Years Eve 2009 Count Down! One of San Franciscos wildest parties is about to invade Broadway Strip on New Years Eve. With gold, silver and black decor, erotic GOGO dancers, Laser shows, balloons drop, champagne, party favors and much more, this will be the craziest New Years Eve Party in the Bay Area! 2 rooms of nonstop dancing 2 fully stock bars - Cozy bottle service booths Doors open@ 9pm 2am 21 and up Venue: Horizon ultra lounge 498 Broa

Getting Blown Off
OHHH gotta love it when ppl bug you and bug you bout doing stuff then u finally say yea come over for new years eve...they say ok kool...and u have all the plans and food made and bought THEN THEY BLOW U THE FUCK OFF TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE...WTF GIVES??? if u didnt wanna fucking come over why say yes to begin with....i had offers for other places etc...now im stuck cant go...THNX ALOT!!

Lest We Forget
I once read lines, I know not by whom, But I thought them all to true; They spoke of things we leave undone As well as things we do. There were the kind words left unspoken, The letter we did not write;The visit we promised but did not make, The forgotten prayer at night. Perhaps the gift of a single rose Would have gladdened the heart of a friend. We can never really measure the joy That is ours to share without end. How sad but true that many a life Could sparkle as noon day sun, Were it not for the loneliness often caused By deeds that are left undone.

Haha
You know i love some of the shit people attempt to leave on a mumm or something in order to insult a person, or to attempt and insult them. I've noticed a lot of the people here using fakes pictures or attempting to insult people. I'm loving it. Reason being, so much immature kids to watch. It tends to be entertaining. So keep sending me negative comments, and shit like that. It doesn't bother nor affect me, just gives me something to point and laugh at. Oh and keep in mind, don't comment my personal profile unless you have something "nice" to say. Dumbass people and comments will be deleted and blocked. So suck on that alright. =] I can the biggest asshole on here, trust me.

Letting Go
As I walked on the beach this afternoon, as the wind touched my face. As I left foot prints behind me...I let go of all the thigs of 2008. I've had it rough with the dissapointments and the let downs. Hurt from relationships that went wrong or didn't stand a chance. I've had some good times, and met alot of great people. My life has been blessed with alot. I know now that when I step out of God's grace I lose the blessings. I did met, this one guy Name Joey. He's a wonderful person to know. He's been having it rough in his life and I hope and pray that things work out for the good. May he never ever feel empty, but always full of love. And as for all of thos great friends of mine that are on here on Fubar..I love u with all of my heart. And thank you for standing with me even when someone was trying to do wrong by me. I love u guys for that...muah! so when things are not clear, take a walk any where and leave the foot prints behind and look to the future...from my heart

Forever And For Always
In your arms I can still feel the way you want me when you hold me I can still hear the words you whispered when you told me I can stay right here forever in your arms And there ain't no way-- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't no way-- and there ain't not how I'll never see that day.... [Chorus:] 'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always We will be together all of our day Wanna wake up every morning to your sweet face--always Mmmm, baby In your heart--I can still hear a beat for every time you kiss me And when we're apart, I know how much you miss me I can feel your love for me in your heart And there ain't no way-- I'm lettin' you go now And there ain't now way-- and there ain't no how I'll never see that day.... (I wanna wake up every morning) In your eyes--(I can still see the look of the one) I can still see the look of the one who really loves me (I can still feel the way that you want) The one who wouldn't put anything els

Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right
A woman is mystery A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand And other times you gotta take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong [Chorus:] Must be doin' something right I just heard you sigh You leaned into my kiss And closed those deep blue need you eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this, but baby, I Must be doin' something right Anywhere you wanna go Baby, show me the way I'm open to suggestions Mmm, whatever you say Tonight's about giving you What you want, whatever it takes Girl, I hope I'm on the right road And judging by the smile on your face Ah, Baby Mmm... I don't know what I did To earn a love like this, but baby, I Must be doin' something right Must be doin' something right --------------------------------------- ad eldeney b7ebak hayati

I Could Not Ask For More
Lying here with you Listening to the rain Smile just to see the smile upon your face These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive And these are the moments I'll remember all my life I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more Looking in your eyes Seeing all I need Everything you are is everything in me These are the moments I know heaven must exist And these are the moments I know all I need is this I've found all I've waited for, yeah And I could not ask for more I could not ask for more than this time together I could not ask for more than this time with you And every prayer has been answered Every dream I've had's come true Yeah, right here in this moment Is right where I'm meant to be Here with you here with me Yeah These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive And these are the moments I'll remember all my life I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more I could not ask for more than this time together I c

10 Things You Should Never Say To A Porn Star
It's AVN season, the time when porn stars dress up in their finest PVC attire and compete for awards in categories such "Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene." And for those lucky enough to be attending the AVN awards on January 10th in Las Vegas, it's also the time when porn stars leap out of the DVD player and come to life to pose for pictures and sign your time-worn copy of "Jenna Loves Rocco." Luckily, adult entertainer and Wicked Girl Stormy Daniels (who is nominated for both "Best Supporting Actress" and "Crossover Star of the Year") was kind enough to give us some pointers on how to keep your foot out of your mouth when faced with your favorite porn stars. Read on to find out 10 things you should never say to a porn star. 10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) 9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.) 8. I would never watc

Deleting My Profile
hey every1.......i dnt gt on here 2 much so i figured dat id delete my profile!!! =D if ne1 wnts 2 gt up wit me... u cn find me on myspace/TAGGED/yahoo messenger chynawhite502@yahoo.com use dat email 4 those places u cn find me....bt u cn also add me 2 yahoo messenger if u wnt wit dis otha email 2... ghettotinky@yahoo.com MUCH LUV @ U ALL!!!! =D *MUAH* THANK U, *T-Baby*

Holy Shit!
Last week I had a checkup (way over due) everything was good when I left then today received a letter from my physician. They had to have my EKG read and it appears that I have had a mild heart attack sometime in the last year and have now doubled my heart medication. EKG showed sinus tachycardia, left atrial enlargement, septal infarct and beating too fast. Well just a bit over a week I start school other than that not much going on.

Yahoo Messenger
I try finding people to talk to and chat with but all I get are Live show invites and spambots. I mean what do I have to do to find real friggin people? One chick asks me pointblank if I was cute and that it's nice to chat but if not cute then she's not interested. I told her she was an introverted bitch and ig'd her. I'm so fuckin tired of fake-ass people. "Join my room", "Sign Up, blah blah blah!! Is there any anyone in the Eunice/Opelousas/Crowley area that wants to talk or even get together sometime? I feel like Will Smith in "I Am Legend".

01/04/09: A New Year; Hope And Uncertainty
Thus ends 2008, and so begins 2009. From a professional standpoint, this year is not looking so good. My job duties are going to change in February, and I am not liking that at all. In fact, I hate it. Everyone is looking to tighten their belts and are in a panic, so they make decisions based from that panic. From a social standpoint, we have hope and uncertainty, with Obama getting elected. I voted for him not because he was black, but because he represented the best chance this country has of pulling away from the abyss that it is heading towards. I just pray that he gets the chance to do the things he has promised that he would, but of course he is going to have to spend the first two years of his term cleaning up the messes that the previous regime made. There are countries and people everywhere on this planet who want to see us fail. Let's stave that off. From a personal standpoint, I think I am feeling better now that the holidays are over. December is not a good month f

Real Friend Test! This Is Good...i Expect It Back Too! I Especially Like The Last Sentence!!!!!!
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer' with her foot! A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in her address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your pr oblems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it! A simpl

1/2 Boy , 1/2 Man
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reas

Puppy Sized !!!
This is one of the neatest stories you will ever hear. You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end (you'll want to share this one with your loved ones and special friends)! 'Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to This animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this,' the mother told the volunteer. 'What is it she keeps asking for?' the volunteer asked. 'Puppy size!' replied the mother. 'Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for.' 'I know... we have seen most of them, ' the mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office 'Well, did you find one?' asked her mom. 'No, not this time,' Danielle said with sadness in her voice. 'Can we come back on the weekend?' The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed 'You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortu

Friends???
I went out today to get cat food and talked to some friends. Ever have some fast food that should be warm and is cold...I love cold chicken especially strips but man..... My cats need food and they are hanging out on the bed...

Growth Spurt Challenge
I've crawled out of a deep hole of depression, still working toward a professional bookkeeper certification as the first step in starting my own accounting/tax business. I'll hopefully have that in 3 to 6 months. My meds have dropped by 90+% and still dropping. But at times I get down and tonight is one of those nights. I need love, want love, it doesn't have to be sexual, just compassion. God this has been hard. I don't know if I can keep it going. I'm a recovered alcoholic for 23 years now and I mean recovered. I know alcohol will never be a problem for me again. But sex is another issue. I wasn't born with alcohol in my blood, but hormones are. All I can think about sometimes is sex and getting off. I've got to try and keep my mind occuppied with recovery and getting a business going. I wish my parents were still alive so I could experience their love. So lonely sometimes. I guess everyone is at times.

Money
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person. -------------

1.07.08 - Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
SONG VERSION BELOW Here I Go Again - Whitesnake LYRICS BELOW I don't know where I'm going But I sure know where I've been Hanging on the promises and songs of yesterday And I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time Here I go again, Here I go again Though I keep searching for an answer I never seem to find what I'm looking for Oh Lord I pray you give me strength to carry on 'Cause I know what it means To walk along the lonely street of dreams And here I go again on my own Going down the only road I've ever known Like a drifter I was born to walk alone But I've made up my mind I ain't wastin' no more time I'm just another heart in need of rescue Waiting on love's sweet charity And I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days 'Cause I know what it means To walk along the lonely street of dreams And here I go again on my own Going down the only road I've ever known Like a drifter I was born to walk alone And I've made up my mind I ain'

Life
I hate when they say I love you and they don't really mean it. You know they don't because of their actions. They treat you like it's all your fault when they fuck up. They make you feel dumb to make themselves feel better. They hurt you just because they feel like it. I hate being treated like an idiot when I know I'm not. Well at least I think I'm not. I'm not a genius but I'm not a complete idiot. I hate the fact that he can make me feel like this. He can tare me down to make himself feel more like a man. What kind of man does that?

01.07.09 - The Used - All That I've Got
SONG VERSION BELOW All That Ive Got - The Used VIDEO VERSION BELOW All that ive got - The Used LYRICS BELOW So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me, Off guard, red handed, now I'm far from lonely Asleep I still see you lying next to me So deep that it didn't even bleed, catch me. I I I need something else would someone please just give me? Hit me and knock me out And let me go back to sleep I can laugh all I want inside I still am empty So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me. (I'll I'll) I'll be just fine pretending I'm not I'm far from lonely And it's all that I've got I'll be just fine pretending I'm not I'm far from lonely And it's all that I've got (All that I've got) I guess I remember every glance you shot me Unharmed, I'm losing weight and some body heat I squoze so hard I stopped your heart from beating So deep that I didn't even scream "Fuck me". (I'll I'll) I'll be just fine pretending I'm not I'm f

Who Like Too Lolol
How Many Kids Will You have? (pics)4 Kids or MoreWell, aren't you a regular love machine? Keep it up, you are on your way to being a regular baby factory... or at least the cause of some woman's... perhaps womens continuous child birth. I hope you live in America, at least there are taxpayers to pay for you there. Love-Friendship Quizzes How Many Kids Will You have? (pics)4 Kids or More

"common Sense"
This is so true...Many people lack this very important part of life. DEATH OF COMMON SENSE "My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations." Obituary of Common Sense "Today we mourn the passing of a beloved friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain., why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more that you earn)

"faith"
I've had some troubles through my life Unhappy times full of strife I also used to worry too Walked around sad and blue Through religious studies I did find A secret that helped to ease my mind Faith is a gift, just as is love It is given from heaven above I'll tell you now I didn't know What faith was, and that is so I always thought folks were crazy That their talks of faith were merely hear say But when I learned it a gift my friend I prayed, and prayed, and prayed again It took a while for me to realize That faith had actually entered my life That's because it was foreign to me But all it took was for me to believe And to try and try with all my heart To do my best at doing my part To trust that it would be given to me That my heart would be filled and my eyes would see The gift of faith is not free will You can't get it in a pill Once its faith that you've got You can give your worries to God There will still be things you'll have to deal with But you'

Living
Above the clouds and past that "Stairway to Heaven" Like a volcano in a burst of energy I flow up and out and over A "Pele Rising" pouring away like a "Fountain of Youth" This "Mountain Beauty" has learned to see life Through "Natures Eyes" But there also comes a "Beautiful Sadness" when I Look into your "Dreamy Eyes" as we struggle to find a "Family Balance" amongst our "Circle of Friends" Like a "Gift from an Angel" your "Daydreams" are My "Catch of the Day" as we make our way "Living in a Jim Warren Painting" as we wander through A fanciful world of natures' earthly colours For I am like the "Rising Son" and you are like its mother

Strength Of My Soul
My family...so dysfunctional. Never a sense of "Family Balance." I tried to present to them my best; But was never given an exclamation or chance. Of "Mother and Child," I was never the favorite. They needed a boy, not a girl to wear a baseball mitt. Their "Rising Son" was the football hero. I was diffident and shy...I batted zero. "The Catch of the Day," my parents would brag. My duties were household chores, or my parents would nag. I felt stultified...stupefied... I was used and abused, felt worthless and ugly. My grandmother was the only one, that made me feel warm and snugly. The siblings could do no wrong; My abilities and attributes were not noticed. I longed for their life's sweet song, even though they had ulterior motives. There were no inner "Circle of Friends" in school; Even though I endeavored to follow The Golden Rule. I was spiritual and caring, but lacked self-esteem. The "Pele Rising" in my soul, was so frustrating...I wanted to scream! There

Dreamy Eyes
Such a lovely, petite young girl; With a symptom I could sense and feel. Ghastly pallor to her complexion... Haggard, gaunt...no zeal. A personality; On the cusp of insanity. And those eyes...so dull and tear worn; Dull, gloomy and overcast... Reflecting a soul in a storm. She was on a road of gneiss. The beauty that she once wore; Was an ugly bruise of abuse. There was an eerie weird wildness Gleaming in those eyes... Yet her calm, mild quietness told me she was ancillary... like a mercenary... To all of abuse's lies. I reached out my hand in a humble gesture; As a friend, to let her know... I loved her...she need not be a scared little doe. Tell her my story, and help her to sequester... The difference between good and bad. Her eyes stared at me, amazed, yet still sad. Abuse is not a reward... And no one should afford... Not one minuscule portion of their soul; To bear the brunt of abuse's blow! She needed to find her aura... Not the road of gneiss, but

I Bask In The Glory Of Being Free
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN I NOW LET MY BURDENS FLOW DOWN THE FOUNTAIN THE WATER FEELS SO REFRESHING AGAINST MY SKIN OUT COMES THE BEAUTIFUL WONDER THAT LIES WITHIN I WALKED AWAY FROM ABUSE, I LEFT EVERYTHING BEHIND I SMILE A LITTLE BIGGER, BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL BE FINE MATERIAL THINGS CAN ALWAYS BE REPLACED VERY EASILY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS GETTING OUT ALIVE, AND FREE NO MORE WALKING ON THIN ICE, OR EGGSHELLS FOR ME FROM THIS MOUNTAIN THE VIEW IS ENDLESS, I NOW CAN SEE THE FUTURE FOR ME NEVER LOOKED SO BRIGHT I GLADLY EMBRACE IT WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

I Am Here
I survive thrive and heal. I hear my past echoed in your voice. Remembered shame false guilt and blame in the tremor of your words. Your story reflects mine. If only you could see now the beauty, in your courage, the wonder in your bravery, the wisdom in your pain. My sister born of adversity. How can I show you the glory of the goddess within, your true divinity, awesome worth? For now I listen, am here and care. We heal survive and thrive!

A Marine You Stand
A Marine You Stand © By Trisha A Marine You Stand Ambition awaiting inside of your soul, anxiously waiting to achieve your goal. Determination continues to run through your head, keeping you awake, at night in your bed. Your countdown continues for your day to come, standing tall and proud for what you will have done. Ready to fight for the loved ones left behind, 'UNITED WE STAND' running clear through your mind. You have a long journey ahead of you, lots of hard work to achieve, Although you will cause us heartbreak, ALWAYS remember that WE BELIEVE! So when the day comes where We all see you again, I'll be proud to proclaim to you, my brother'. A MARINE YOU STAND! GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU! I LOVE YOU! MY BROTHERS!!

Israel.
When is that nutcase of a prezzie going to take a hike and get Obama in the White House,maybe then we will see and end to the suffering of innocent men women and children in Gaza. Are Americans so fucking brainwashed that they only get fed a diet of verbal diahorraea by Fox news,you really need to take a look at yourselves in the mirror,seriously man.

Idiots
Damn Im a man, and i have to the fuck heads males on here give us normal men a bad name. We have it in our title LOOKING FOR FEMALES NO MALES...yet every fucking day requests from men, shouts from men cant any of you read or do you want me to write it in crayon????? more ur educational level this one guy after he says hey babe to my girlfriend i write him back cant you fucking read or are you brain dead, he then calls my girlfreidn a douche bag lol and had so much courage blocked me great going guys we are already considered the lower genger and you are just proving the point. Please try to pretend you have an IQ then ur age

Half Jill, Half Jack
My father...I love him but sometimes...most of the time...he can be a real asshole. I wish I could get away from everything...start over. Thought I would post some lyrics That pretty much sum it up. I can't think of any better words to say it...so... half jack By The Dresden Dolls half underwater i'm half my mother's daughter a fraction's left up to dispute the whole collection half off the price they're asking in the halfway house of ill repute half accidental half pain full instrumental i have a lot to think about you think they're joking? you have to go provoke him... i guess it's high time you found out it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back i'm half jill and half jack two halves are equal a cross between two evils it's not an enviable lot but if you listen you'll learn to hear the difference betw

Ok..i'm Here!
I joined this site because it seems more sociable than Myspace. people actucally interact on here. However I want to interact in real life too! I wanna chat/talk with others one on one to get to know them. Anyone? Hello? Lounges are nice but it's just not where you can really get to know someone. I'm into the real world thing, ya know? I wanna chill with someone face to face.

Just Dont Understand People
I just don't get it I'm a nice person but for some reason no one can be real with me. They tell me one thing and do another. I guess maybe if I was more hateful and rude maybe they would be real who knows.....I'm bored so I thought I would blog about something on my mind....

Friends
When I think of a bar, I think of music, people and drinks. Have casual conversation.. maybe make a few friends while I am there. Well on here, it just seems like you are here to hook up and be done with it. So I would like to put this out for everyone that is here to "hook up", Grow up and get a life. I am not here to be a home wrecker nor am I here to make peoples lives miserable. I am here to make ADULT Friends.. If that can't happen, then please just let well enough alone!

01.12.09 - Three Doors Down - Kryptonite
SONG VERSION BELOW Three Doors Down - Kryptonite (2) (1) - three doors down LYRICS BELOW Well, I took a walk around the world To ease my troubled mind I left my body lying somewhere In the sands of time Well, I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon I feel there's nothin' I can do Yeah I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon After all, I knew it had to be somethin' To do with you I really don't mind what happens now and then As long as you'll be my friend at the end If I go crazy Then will you still call me Superman If I'm alive and well Will you be there holdin' my hand I'll keep you by my side with My superhuman might Kryptonite You called me strong You called me weak But still your secrets I will keep You took for granted all the times I never let you down You stumbled in and bumped your head If not for me, then you'd be dead I picked you up and put you Back on solid ground If I go crazy Then will y

Engaged
on dec. 22nd, i asked my boyfriend named rickie alan musselman to marry me. i did what paula abdul said in her song " will u marry me? " and i got on one knee, had a ring in a box that was my mom's and i handed it to him. he accepted.

01.13.09 - Linkin Park - Somewhere I Belong
SONG VERSION BELOW Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park VIDEO VERSION BELOW Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park LYRICS BELOW (When this began) I had nothing to say And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) And I let it all out to find That I’m not the only person with these things in mind (Inside of me) But all that they can see the words revealed Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel (Nothing to lose) Just stuck, hollow and alone And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own [Chorus] I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long (Erase all the pain till it’s gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I’ve got nothing to say I can’t believe I didn’t fall right down on my face (I was confused) Looking everywhere on

R.i.p Thumper
Sorry to say that ThUmPeR has left us. He will be missed by many. Family, friends and loved ones:( To go at such a young age is heart breaking. He will be remembered by his kindness, friendship,caring,humor and the love he shared amongst us. A true friend. All of you may not have known him personally, but as a person he was he cared for all no matter what, new or old they were all in his heart. For that I am greatfull and respectfull to a person that has brought joy and friendship into many lives. To this i say..R.I.P ThUmPeR, may you watch over us as we think of you in our hearts.

Being A Nurse
10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 9. If at first you don't succeed...try management. 8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself. 7. Hang in there....retirement is only 35 years away! 6. Go the extra mile...it makes your supervisor look incompetent. 5. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 4. Administration...we waste time so you don't have to. 3. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 2. A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat. 1. Succeed in spite of Administration. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Ten Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse 10. If it's wet make it dry. 9. If it's dry make it wet. 8. Always ask for on-call pay before agreeing to overtime. 7. Never tell management what you are really thinking. 6. Never finish repor

I Got Laid... I Think? (6/24/08)
tosunyiiit: heloo ->tosunyiiit: Hi. tosunyiiit: how ru today ?? ->tosunyiiit: Fine, thanks. tosunyiiit: good u have hotmail or yahoo adress for chat more ?? ->tosunyiiit: You are pay me fifty dollars for first ten minutes. tosunyiiit: ok if u give ur adresss i will do ?? ->tosunyiiit: No, first credit card number, I do crazy business, my friend. tosunyiiit: i want sex ->tosunyiiit: I imagine you'd have to pay a lot of money for that, you're very unattractive. tosunyiiit: yes but u have web cam ->tosunyiiit: I only have webcams for insertions in ugly men's rectums. Do you have lube? tosunyiiit: yea ->tosunyiiit: How many webcams would you say you can fit in your butthole? tosunyiiit: i not know i want only sexx ->tosunyiiit: Listen, dude, either we do this my way, or we don't do it at all. How many webcams? The round kind. Two? Three, maybe? ->tosunyiiit: Go get some, I'll wait.

Critcal Time
What a crazy and interesting world we live in. Technology has far outpaced human development. We now have the capability to destroy ourselves in a whole bunch of ways. This isn’t new at least not for the last few decades, what is new is now it can be done by small groups or just one individual. Between atom bombs, bugs and pollution we seem to be rushing to the point of no return. The three horseman of my apocalypse are Poverty, Politics and Religion. These will be the drivers and motivators for our future of discontent. And the weapons of choice will kill hundreds of thousands at a time. Let us start with the basic stuff of doom and gloom. Just 65 short years ago no nations had the atom bomb. How many have crossed the threshold now? India, Pakistan, North Korea, who is next, when this knowledge can be purchased by the highest bidder. Who will come along and think it is okay to use this weapon of true mass destruction. Next on the scary list, biological weapons! Massive amoun

In A World Of Absolutes
In a world of absolutes how can things go so horribly wrong? Left or right. Black or white. Good or evil. Creation or destruction. This idea has served me well for the past 25 years. So how can I be growing weary of it now? Is this some new emotional growth that I must burn away to the nether or am I finally opening my spiritual eyes and seeing the ugliness of the world in all it's glory for the first time? How can I be happy with a life that i must continuously sacrafice so taht others may reap the benefits? I've grown sick of the battle and long for the peace of victory or defeat. I really don't know if there's a difference anymore. If I achieve my victory and everyone is better would it be worth sacraficing the things in life i hold most dear? Giving all i have to give and more hasn't worked too terribly well so far in life. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?!?!?!? If i give in now and accept the defeat, again everyone's happy but i may get to hold on to a few precious scraps of my soul

The Mastema Codex
As I stare at the world through this broken veil of tears I see all that should have been but was not. The myriad pieces of the world's soul that form my funeral cry out to me with the combined pain of all the people who have been hurt by my selfish actions. And as I come to my breaking point my mind reaches further and further into the ether searching for a way out. I lay back accepting my destiny at long last and light the fire that will consume all of my evil and cleanse my taint from this world.

My Grandpa's Granddaughter
I am standing up. Holding a carnation to put on your casket, My father's arms wrapped around me tight. Crying so hard, As I see them fold the flag. I look at your coffin one last time. I know it is the last time I will see you. I fall on my knees, I feel so alone. The sound of trumets in the background, Playing Taps for all to hear, 21 guns salute you and the tears stream down my face. I missed you then And I miss now. Wishing I could see you just one last time, To let you know just how much I loved you I am still your little granddaughter, Just all grown up. *Dedicated to my Grandpa Swedo who died from cancer on April 10, 2003* -Karen M Fotheringham

The Top 10's
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall 10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man." ----------------------------------------------

3 Dayz B4 Graduation!
Well Just got ranked number one in my district in Saint Louis Area For "Best Dicus Thrower". Well it was a weekend before Sectionals, and i decided to go out with a couple of friends too a party which rounded out tobe the best nite every. Intile i decided to take my moms Yukon XL 2007 truck out on the road drunk and under age. Which I crash into a house 60 mph dead on into a brick house almost killin my friend who had left ten mintues before my accident running throw his room and into the kicthen. I lost my scholarships for college my friends and most of all almost my "FAMILY"! But what makes the story worst i had no set belt on and should of been DEAD!

Wild Desire's
for we are both prisoners of wild desire and we will never be free to be alone again there are chains of love that bind us tight a lover's pact made between me and you she smiles so sweetly and softly calls to me her eyes say that she will be always be mine her lush lips open to invite my fevered kiss locked in love's embrace till the end of time for we are both prisoners of wild desire and we will never be free to be alone again there are chains of love that bind us tight love's bonds forged in passion's fire for we are both prisoners of wild desire burning all day and through darkest night these chains that bind our hearts so tight a lover's pact made between me and you

Creamy Rice Pudding
This is an old-fashioned creamy rice pudding, baked, with no eggs. Ingredients: 1 quart milk, scalded 1/4 cup long grain rice 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla Preparation: Preheat oven to 300°. In a 1 1/2 quart baking dish, combine all ingredients. Bake for 2 1/2 hours, stirring every 20 minutes. This will give the pudding a creamy texture

Song Lyrics
: Lucille Starr - The French Song Lyrics Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Et que la nuit rencontre le jour Je sui seul avec malais sur la montagne Une voix ma r'apellez toujours Ecoute m'ais pas tout les chansons du vent R'appellez des souveneirs de toi Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Je suis seul, je ne vieux pensez que toi Now when the sun says goodday to the mountain And the night says hello to the dawn I'm alone with my dreams on the hilltop And I can still hear his voice though she's gone I hear from my door the love songs through the wind It brings back sweet memories of you Quand le soleil dit bonjour aux montagne Je suis seul, je ne vieux pensez que toi

Can I Sleep In Your Arms Tonight Mister
Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong --------------------------------------------- Don't know why, but the one I loved left me, Left me lonely, and cold and so weak, And I need someone's arms to hold me, 'Til I'm strong enough to get back on my feet --------------------------------------------- I haven't smiled since he left me, Cause a smile somehow seems out of place, But I just need two lips to kiss me, Then I can smile again and I can show my face. ----------------------------------- Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister, It's so cold lying here all alone, And I have no one to hold onto, I assure you I'll do you no wrong ---------------------------------------------- (FADE OUT ) Can I sleep in your arms tonight Mister,

Can I Count On You
You were there , the first time I stumbled Will you be there, each time I fall Will you care, for me forever Darling promise you'll love me most of all. Chours: You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel the same way I do When times get hard, will you see me thru What I need to know, can I count on you. Break When the years, have turned our hair to silver will you still , wear that band of gold say you'll be here always beside me will I still have your hand to hold You can count on me, I'll be true do you feel , the same way I do When time get hard, will you see me thru what I need to know, can I count on you. What I need to know, Can I count on you..

Cant Be With You Tonight
If my love wasn’t here with me tonight I would leave with you for just a little while But I love him the same way as I love you now And I’m sorry I can’t be with you tonight Though I want to hold you in my arms tonight I wouldn’t take the chance ‘cause it won’t be right Maybe when we meet again some other time ‘Cause tonight I’ll only share my love with him So please understand my situation I love you, but I cannot be with you If I could be in two places at the same time Believe me, I would share my love with you So please understand my situation I love you, but I cannot be with you If I could be in two places at the same time Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you Believe me, I would share my love with you

Committment
What I'm looking for is a love that's forever. Someone who can capture my soul in a heartbeat And stay for all time. What I'm praying for is a match made in heaven. Someone who will worship my body and still put His heart on the line. Commitment. Someone who'll go the distance. I need somebody with staying power Who will make me go weak in the knees. Commitment. And everything that goes with it. I need honor and love in my life. From somebody who's playing for keeps. What I'm searching for is a man who'll stand by me. Who will walk through the fire and be my Flame in the night. Oh, and I won't settle for less than what I deserve.

Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you

Underwear Dust
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simpl y couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! ! YOU GUYS NEVER LEARN.....DO NOT PISS OFF THE WOMAN..!!!!!!!!

Need A Job, Or Just Some Extra $$--serious Inquiries Only!!
If you dont have a job, want to possibly earn extra income, or know of anyone that could use this.....please contact me (either through email on here or kizzmint26@yahoo.com) for information and the number to fax your resume to. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!! Since our founding, HealthCare Services International, a subsidiary of Mednet Healthcare Technologies, has provided complete cardiac monitoring solutions utilizing extensive technology and service options. The Holter Center, a nationally renowned monitoring service, is currently recruiting motivated individuals to provide scanning services. We are currently seeking Full-Time/Part-Time Holter Analysts with a minimum of 1 year of experience scanning holter monitors. Applicant will be Responsible for: - Processing incoming holter recordings - Prospective scanning and analysis and preparing reports - Editing data - Reporting test results Requirements include: - Experience with Phillips Zymed Holter scanning syst

Winter Life In West Virginia
jan. 3- moved to our new home in west virginia. beautiful development with lots of trees and a great view moved up from the south. cant wait to see some snow. jan 10- snowed last night! what a beautiful setting. shoveled the driveway open. kids love it here. what a terrific state to live in. snow plow came by. had to shovel out jan 13- more snow. kids r off school. shoveled the driveway out to get to work. I-81 blocked with assholes who dont know how to drive. got home to find out the snow plow came by and blocked my driveway. had to shovel to get the car in. he's starting to piss me off jan 14-more of the white shit fell again last night! kids still off. just got finished shoveling out the driveway again and that damn plow came by and closed it up again. gave the driver the finger. he blinked his lights and ran over my mail box.BASTARD jan 17- snow falling and a foot more is predicted. kids off again. left car out along the curb so i didnt have to shovel the driv

Marriage Jokes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bi

Warning From The State Police
State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of DreamWeaverGrey contacts you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of whispers or requests for private chat in Pogo. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name has also been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Jennifer S. Faulkner Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS 541 Luck Avenue, Suite 120 Roanoke, VA 24016 540) 853-2257 (phone) 540) 853-1172 (fax) IF WE C

Raiders Need To Pick A Hc Now!!
The Oakland Raiders have become a parody of themselves. They were once a succesful and revolutionary team in football. Once they were known for their terrifying defense, the vertical offense, and for being in some of the memorable moment in the NFL history. The only problem is that while the rest of the world progressed as time passed, Al Davis got stuck in the days of old. And that is the key problem, he expects who ever is the head coach to do everything that he says, and to win right away. This isn't the 70's and 80's anymore. The last time the Raiders were good, they were built to win a Superbowl right now, not the future. And it showed when the aging verterans finally couldn't play anymore and the team was left with nothing, but inexperienced young players, and mediocre at best veterans. And then the coaching carousel began. Since he departure of Jon Gruden in 2001, the Raiders have gone though 5 head coaches. Those head coaches have combined for 36 wins out of 112 games. L

01.21.09 - Bush - Swallowed (gulp)
SONG VERSION BELOW Swallowed - Bush VIDEO VERSION BELOW Bush "Swallowed" - Bush LYRICS BELOW Warm sun, feed me up And I'm leery, loaded up Loathing for a change And I slip some, boil away Swallowed, followed Heavy about everything but my love Swallowed, sorrowed I'm with everyone and yet not I'm with everyone and yet not I'm with everyone and yet Just wanted to be myself Hey you said you would love to try some Hey you said you would love to die some In the middle of a world on a fishhook You're the wave You're the wave You're the wave Swallowed, borrowed Heavy about everything but my love Swallowed, hollowed Sharp about everyone but yourself Swallowed, oh no I'm with everyone and yet not I'm with everyone and yet not I'm with everyone and you're not I'm with everyone and yet Piss on self-esteem Forward, busted knee Sick head, blackened lungs And I'm simple, selfish son Swallowed, followed Heavy about everything but m

A Sweethotmomma1968 Original
Unforgettable You I miss you touch I miss your scent I still feel SO much Done so much I regret How do I forget Unforgettable You Your eyes your smile your kiss your taste I feel that I let a good thing go to waste. I am sorry for the things I said but I wasn't thinking with my head I try and try but I can't forget Unforgettable You I want to let go and go on with my life but mo matter how hard I try I can't forget Unforgettable You I remember the bitter and the sweet without you I feel so incomplete Please forgive me and let me prove how deep my love is for Unforgettable you

Another Sweethotmomma1968 Original
I'm Sorry I'm sorry if I call too much I'm sorry if I miss your touch I'm sorry that I stare at your face because it takes me to a safe place I'm sorry if I cling too tight I'm sorry if I want to be in your arms every night I love you and want no one else I wonder if you wish we would have never met and you were with someone else I hope I am wrong I hope we last so long Please tel me how you feel and if this is real I hope you feel what I feel I love your lips your gentle finger tips your smile your laugh the way you take up on your friends behalf If I did something wrong I'm sorry but hope you can forgive me and love me

Yet Another Sweethotmomma1968 Original
My love for you My love for you is true My love for you has made me blue. My love for you is never ending. My love for you is unbending. My love for you will never die. No matter how hard I try. My love for you will never end. Always know you have a friend. Noone can come in between us. No matter how much we may fuss. I love you now and forever more. Like I have never loved anyone before. My love for you will see you through. My heart will forever belong to you. I know that we are through but that is not the case with my love for you.

Yet Another Sweethotmomma1968 Original
Your eyes, your lips Your gentle fingertips. Your smile your laugh The way you take up on my behalf. Your touch your scent. To me you're heaven sent. The way I feel Is so unreal. No words can say How you make me feel each day. You are a blessing in disguise. Oh how you opened up my eyes. I have never be treated so sweetly Or understood so completely. You make me happier than I have ever been You make me laugh like I haven't since I don't know when. You

Cattle Decapitated
HMTV Canada Interviews Cattle Decapitation www.cattledecapitation.com www.myspace.com/cattledecapitation Published at our Underground Metal Blade Records with HMTV Canada at: HMTV Canada Interviews Cattle Decapitation and our Online Magazine at: HMTV Canada Interviews Cattle Decapitation Online

Rose Funeral Interview
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Woe Of Tyrants Interview
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Seven Gates Interview
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Prozak Interview
"GOOD ENOUGH" PROZAK DEBUT SOLO VIDEO!! HMTV DJ Tina Interviews Prozak www.myspace.com/therealprozak www.hitchcockofhiphop.com Published at our HMTV Canada Underground Online eZine at: HMTV DJ Tina Interviews Prozak!http://hmtvezineonline.hmtvcanada.com/Prozak.html at our new main web www.hmtvcanada.com

Wide Screen Mode Interview
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Psyopus Interview
HMTV Canada Interviews Psyopus www.myspace.com/psyopus www.psyopus.com www.metalblade.com Published at our Underground HMTV Canada eZine at: HMTV Canada Interviews Psyopus Chris of Psyopus called in this week from the Wrecking Room in Toronto to talk about their upcomming Album Odd Senses. This band is packed with energy and one can appreciate seeing Psyopus live they put on a killer show by shaking the foundations with their powerful loud metal in your face sound. Sure to please all Metal Masses! Their Album Odd Senses will be comming out on February 17th 2009. We got really indepth about Psyopus lyrics sound up to date information on tours and much more tune in and listen! HMTV Canada Interviews Psyopus Right click mouse and choose save as for download

Hmtv Canada's Featured Artist's 2008
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Cage Metal Interview
HMTV Canada Interviews Cage www.cageheavymetal.com www.myspace.com/cageheavymetal www.myspace.com/cagemetalmonsters Published at our Underground HMTV Canada eZine at: HMTV Canada Interviews Cage Check out Cage, exploding with a powerful hardcore grinding sound that will satisfy all Metal Masses. Their lyrics are deep filled with scriptures of revelations, history, spiritualism and war. All Albums can be ordered on their MySpace page in this show we talk about his new upcomming Album tune in and listen for more! HMTV Canada Interviews Cage Right click mouse and choose save as for download Cage Online In 2007 Interview HMTV Canada: 1. Hi Sean How are you? San Diego sunny and warm this time of year? Sean: San Diego is like paradise most of the time but I used to live in Alaska and I am a big time snowboarder so I love it when storms blow through and dump the powder! This season has been big on snow. HMTV Canada: 2. Any new videos or new mater

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Subject: New Credit Card Scam.
I have just been told about this new Credit Cards Scam so please be careful it is not a JOKE . This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard". The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank) did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for £497.99 from a Marketing company based in London ?" When you say "No", the caller continues

The Courtroom
The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law... 1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13. Every time

Puff Art
1 cup flour 3/4 to 1 cup water food coloring 1 bag of cotton balls small bowls cookie sheet rubber gloves to keep the colors from staining your hands 1. Mix flour and water until it forms a smooth solution. Divide the solution amongst two or three small bowls and add a few drops of food coloring of your choice to each bowl. 2. Drop in cotton balls one at a time. Swirl around with your fingers until completely coated. The cotton balls will keep their shape but will look puffed up. Carefully lift out and place on a non- stick or lightly oiled cookie sheet. Do not squeeze, because air is trapped in the cotton balls and will remain there if they are handled carefully. Create any shape you want. Be sure that cotton balls touch each other when you place them on the cookie sheet so that they will stick together. 3. Bake in a 300 degree fahrenheit oven for 1 hour, or until light brown and hard to the touch. Do not burn yourself when you test them. Cool. 4. If you want

Framed Love Letter
Guys, here's another Valentine's Day craft that will send your woman shivering and make her melt, according to my wife. Maybe your wife isn't the kind of lady who gets weepy or emotional in a good way over stuff, but this is one present any woman can appreciate. It's like a Best Buy gift card. You might not be a gadget-type person, but there is ALWAYS something a man can get at Best Buy. Anyway, the framed love letter is all you need to put the Valentine's Dinner over the top. Here's what you'll need: One large frame, pre-matted, about 14"X 20", shiny black or silver 8 ½" X 11" Blank paper, preferably egg shell colored and heavy matte Light-pink paper slightly smaller than the frame Neat handwriting or someone with neat handwriting If you have the skills, pen and ink or a nice rolling black pen My generic fill-in-the-blank letter guide One wallet-sized pic of you two together, black and white Glue stick You can get good frames at Michael's or AC Moore's cr

Weave A Heart Basket
Weave a Heart Basket with a vintage touch to deliver your Valentine candy. This one is a classic in every way. We call it "Silver Threads Among the Gold." Here is a simple paper craft so traditional, you probably made it in 2nd grade. Our Heart Basket is dressed up with silver and gold metalic paper, some satin ribbon, and a vintage Valentine "scrap". Add some fancy chocolates, and this is the perfect “door knob” gift from the office Valentine Fairy. Materials Metalic silver paper, 8.5" X 11" Metalic gold paper, 8.5" X 11" Black construction paper, about 5" X 5" Thin ribbon. We used about 4' of red satin. Glue stick or paper adhesive Hole punch Scissors Decorative-edge scissors Vintage image, printed on photo paper (here are four to choose from). Cutting template Candy. Don't forget the candy. Instructions Copy template shape to silver and gold paper, and cut out one of each. See Tips for a shortcut method. Weave your heart basket according to the we

Painted Love Letter Box
A hand-painted love letter box, with the look of antique lace. It's easy with paper doilies! Love letters need a special place for safe-keeping. Here is a cozy letter box, with the look of hand-painted, antique lace. It is made easy with paper doily place mats, and a romantic Valentine postcard trimmed with a lace ruffle. Materials Vintage Valentine postcard (Adobe PDF file), printed on heavy photo paper or cardstock. Cardboard cigar box. Embossed paper doily place mats – you might need 3-4. Ruffled lace trim, about 20”. Decoupage medium (like Mod Podge). Spray paint. We used dark red, matte finish. Craft paints. We used pink, yellow, dark green and medium brown for the antiquing wash. Oil or water-based polyurethane. Craft glue. Hot glue gun. Craft knife (or razor blade) and cutting mat. Scissors will work fine. Instructions Spray paint the cigar box with at least two coats, inside and out. let it dry between coats. Carefully cut the lacy border from th

Spicy Orange Grilled Shrimp
Spicy Orange Grilled Shrimp 2 pounds shrimp jumbo, shelled and deveined 1 cup lime juice fresh 4 Jalapeno peppers, seeded and minced 2 tablespoon tabasco sauce 1/3 cup balsamic vinegar 2 tablespoon black pepper, fresh ground 1/2 cup orange marmalade 1/2 cup peanut oil or corn oil 4 cloves garlic, minced 2 teaspoons salt 4 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped Mix oil, vinegar, and lime juice together in a sauce pan and heat on a medium setting. Add marmalade, tabasco sauce, salt, and black pepper then mix well. Add Jalapeno peppers, cilantro, garlic. Remove from heat. Arrange shrimp in a deep glass dish, pour marinade mixture over them, cover, refrigerate for 6-24 hours, then grill until done.

Coffee S'more Pie
Ingredients 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups sugar 1/2 stick butter, melted 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder 1 (5-ounce) can evaporated milk 1/4 cup coffee liqueur 1 (9-inch) graham cracker pie crust 2 cups miniature marshmallows Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a mixing bowl, whisk together eggs and sugar thoroughly combined and pale yellow. Whisk in melted butter, cocoa powder, evaporated milk, and coffee liqueur. Set aside. Place pie shell on baking sheet and place on an oven rack. Carefully pour in filling. Bake in preheated oven for 45 minutes. About 5 minutes before pie is finished, mound marshmallows in the center of the pie (they will spread as they melt). Continue baking until marshmallows are golden brown. Let cool slightly. Serve warm.

Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes
Elvis Gooey Butter Cakes Ingredients Cake: 1 (18 1/4-ounce) package yellow cake mix 1 egg 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter, melted Mint leaves, for garnish Whipped cream, for garnish Filling: 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened 3 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup peanut butter 1 whole banana 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter 1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar Directions Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Combine the cake mix, egg, and butter together and mix well. Pat into a lightly greased glass 13 by 9-inch baking pan. Prepare the filling. Beat the cream cheese until smooth. Add the eggs and vanilla. Add the peanut butter; beat. Add the banana and butter and mix well. Add the powdered sugar and mix well. Spread over the cake mixture. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes. You want the center to be a little gooey, so do not over bake. Top each cake slice with a mint leaf and dollop of whipped cream

Grands! Monkey Bread
Grands! Monkey Bread Directions Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease 12-cup fluted tube pan with shortening or cooking spray. In large food-storage plastic bag, mix sugar and cinnamon. Separate dough into 16 biscuits; cut each into quarters. Shake in bag to coat. Arrange in pan, adding walnuts and raisins among the biscuit pieces. In small bowl, mix brown sugar and butter; pour over biscuit pieces. Bake 28 to 32 minutes or until golden brown and no longer doughy in center. Cool in pan 10 minutes. Turn upside down onto serving plate; pull apart to serve. Serve warm.

Apple Avocado Salad With Mandarin Dressing
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1 (10 ounce) package baby greens 1/4 cup chopped red onion 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1/3 cup crumbled blue cheese 2 teaspoons lemon zest 1 apple - peeled, cored and sliced 1 avocado - peeled, pitted and diced 4 mandarin oranges, juiced 1/2 lemon, juiced 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest 1 clove garlic, minced 2 tablespoons olive oil salt to taste DIRECTIONS In a large bowl, toss together the baby greens, red onion, walnuts, blue cheese, and lemon zest. Mix in the apple and avocado just before serving. In a container with a lid, mix the mandarin orange juice, lemon juice, lemon zest, garlic, olive oil, and salt. Drizzle over the salad as desired.

Tangy Pear And Blue Cheese Salad
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1/3 cup ketchup 1/2 cup distilled white vinegar 3/4 cup white sugar 2 teaspoons salt 1 cup canola oil 2 heads romaine lettuce, chopped 4 ounces crumbled blue cheese 2 pears - peeled, cored and chopped 1/2 cup toasted chopped walnuts 1/2 red onion, chopped DIRECTIONS In a small bowl, mix ketchup, vinegar, sugar, and salt. Gradually pour in oil, stirring constantly, until well blended. In a large serving bowl, toss together lettuce, blue cheese, pears, walnuts, and red onion. Pour dressing over salad, and toss well to coat.

Simply The Best Cheese Ball
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1 cup chopped peanuts 1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley 8 ounces processed American cheese 8 ounces blue cheese, crumbled 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 teaspoons hot pepper sauce DIRECTIONS Combine peanuts and parsley in a small bowl and set aside. Combine cheeses, garlic, Worcestershire sauce and hot pepper sauce in large bowl. Mix well. Chill in refrigerator for 1 hour. Form chilled cheese mixture into ball shape. Roll in peanut and parsley mixture.

Teriyaki Mushrooms
INGREDIENTS 1 pound fresh mushrooms, stems removed 20 fluid ounces teriyaki sauce 1/2 cup blue cheese dressing 1/2 cup peppercorn Ranch salad dressing DIRECTIONS Place the mushrooms and teriyaki sauce in a large resealable plastic bag. Marinate in the refrigerator for 3 to 4 hours. Preheat an outdoor grill for high heat and lightly oil grate. Place the marinated mushrooms on the prepared grill, and cook 10 to 15 minutes, or until lightly charred. Mix the blue cheese dressing and peppercorn Ranch dressing in a medium bowl. Dip the mushrooms in the dressing mixture to serve.

Blue Cheese Pear Tartlets
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 4 ounces blue cheese, crumbled 1 ripe pear - peeled, cored, and chopped 2 tablespoons light cream ground black pepper to taste 1 (2.1 ounce) package mini phyllo tart shells DIRECTIONS Prebake phyllo shells according to package directions. Set aside to cool. Mix together blue cheese, pear, and cream. Season to taste with pepper. Spoon mixture into cooled shells. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 15 minutes. Serve warm.

Sweet Chicken Skewers With Peanut Dipping Sauce
Ingredients 1/3 cup hot apple juice 1/4 cup teriyaki sauce 1/4 cup peanut butter 1/4 cup soy sauce (lite is fine) 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro or fresh parsley 1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger 1 garlic clove, minced 1/4 cup honey 1 lb boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into strips Directions 1 Whisk all the ingredients but the chicken together. 2 Place chicken in a zip lock bag add just enough marinade to coat the chicken and chill for 1 hour. 3 Chill rest of sauce for dipping. 4 Skewer chicken in a ribbon method onto soaked skewers. 5 Grill on a well seasoned grill over med-high heat for about 7 minutes. Basting with marinade the chicken was inches. 6 Serve with chilled dip and fresh sliced cucumbers!

7 Layer Bars
7 Layer Bars 1/2 cup butter 1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 cup butterscotch chips 1 cup chopped walnuts 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place butter in 13x9 pan and melt in oven. Swirl to coat bottom and sides with butter. Spread crumbs evenly over bottom of pan. Layer chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and nuts over crumbs. Pour condensed milk over nuts. Sprinkle coconut over condensed milk. Bake until edges turn golden brown, about 25 minutes. Let cool.

Bacon Cheeseburger Meatloaf
1 pound ground chuck 10 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled 1 (8 oz) package sharp cheddar cheese, grated 2 large eggs, lightly beaten 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 T. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 t. salt 1/4 t. pepper 1/3 cup ketchup 2 T. prepared mustard 1 (3 oz) can French Fried Onions Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl, combine ground chuck and next 8 ingredients, mixing well. In a small bowl, combine ketchup and mustard. Stir 1/4 cup ketchup mixture into meat mixture, reserving remaining ketchup mixture. Press meat mixture into a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan, or shape into a loaf and place on a rack in a broiler pan. Spread remaining ketchup mixture over loaf. Bake 40 minutes. Top with French fried onions; and bake another 10 to 15 minutes, or until meat is no longer pink.

New Friends
Hey My name is Monica, im new to fubar and i would love to make new friends, doesn't matter if your a perv,dork,sexy ass bitch,down to earth kind of person,everyone to me are sexy as can be. This is for all the guys that like to look at skinny bitches well FYI IM NOT SKINNY im a fat kid and proud of it.. you dont like BBW oh well keep a steppin.but you like to have one as a friend add me. i add everyone! I have a open mind to practically everything in life, i have a great sense of humor,great out look on life and i dont take shit from anyone.im a hard core redneck, that dont take kindly to dumb redneck jokes. so if your looking for newbies or more friends add me.

Horseradish Devilled Eggs
6 eggs 1/4 cup mayo 1 T. prepared horseradish 1/2 t. dill weed 1/4 t. prepared mustard 1/4 t. Worcestershire 1/8 t. salt 1/2 small onion, chopped dash pepper (paprika for garnish) Boil eggs. Cut in half. Remove yolks and place them into a mixing bowl. Add the rest of the ingredients and mix. spoon into egg cavities. Garnish with sprinkled paprika.

Swiss Chicken Casserole
12 boneless chicken breasts 12 slices swiss cheese 2 cans cream of chicken soup, undiluted 1/2 cup milk 2 (8 oz) packages dry stuffing mix 1 cup melted butter Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease 2 (9x13) pans. Arrange breasts in dishes. Place a slice of Swiss cheese on each breast. Combine soup and milk in a small bowl and pour over chicken. Sprinkle with stuffing mix. Dot with melted butter over the top of the stuffing mix. Cover with foil and bake 40-45 minutes. Yield: 12 servings

5 Cheese Mac N Cheese
Five Cheese Mac n Cheese from Ultimate Recipe Showdown TGIFridays 1 (16 oz) package macaroni 1/4 pound bacon, diced 1 medium onion, diced 5 T. butter 6 T. Flour (all purpose) 1 T. Dijon Mustard 2 1/2 cups whole milk 2 cups heavy cream 1 sprig fresh thyme 1 bay leaf 1/2 t. salt 1 1/2 cups grated Fontina cheese 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese 3/4 cup grated Gruyere cheese 3/4 cup grated white cheddar 3/4 cup grated Parmesan 3 T. chopped Italian parsley 1/4 cup bread crumbs Heat oven to 450 degrees. Grease 13 x 9 x 2 inch glass baking dish. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook pasta according to directions on package. Drain. In a large heavy pot, saute bacon until crisp, 7 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon and reserve. Add onion to bacon drippings, saute until soft, 4 minutes. Add butter to pot and melt, stirring. Whisk in flour, stirring constantly until smooth and light brown in color. Whisk in mustard. Gradually add milk and cream, whisking. St

Roasted Pears With Blue Cheese
Ingredients 3 ripe but firm Anjou pears Freshly squeezed lemon juice (3 lemons) 3 ounces coarsely crumbled sharp blue cheese such as Stilton 1/4 cup dried cranberries 1/4 cup walnut halves, toasted and chopped 1/2 cup apple cider 3 tablespoons port 1/3 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1/4 cup good olive oil 6 ounces baby arugula Kosher salt Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Peel the pears and slice them lengthwise into halves. With a small sharp paring knife and a melon baller, remove the core and seeds from each pear, leaving a round well for the filling. Trim a small slice away from the rounded sides of each pear half so that they will sit in the baking dish without wobbling. Toss the pears with some lemon juice to prevent them from turning brown. Arrange them, core side up, in a baking dish large enough to hold the pears snugly. Gently toss the crumbled blue cheese, dried cranberries, and walnuts together in a small bowl. Divide the mi

Strawberry Blue Cheese Salad
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1/2 cup chopped pecans 3 tablespoons raspberry vinegar 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 3 tablespoons olive oil 6 cups mixed salad greens 2 cups diced fresh strawberries 8 ounces crumbled blue cheese 1/2 cup diced red onion DIRECTIONS Place the pecans in a skillet over medium heat. Tossing frequently, toast until lightly browned. In a bowl, whisk together the raspberry vinegar, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil. In a large bowl, mix the toasted pecans, greens, strawberries, blue cheese, and red onion. Toss with the vinegar and olive oil dressing mixture to serve.

Blue Cheese Bites
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough 1/2 cup butter, melted 5 ounces blue cheese, crumbled DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9-inch pie plate with non-stick cooking spray. Slice each biscuit into quarters, arrange then in the prepared pie plate. Pour melted butter over the biscuits, then sprinkle the biscuits with blue cheese. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes.

For My Lover
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you

Apple Cobbler In The Crock- Super Bowl / Daytona 500 Party Recipes
Super Bowl / Daytona 500 Party Recipes Apple Cobbler in the Crock 4 medium tart apples 1/2 cup honey 1 grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 1 dash cinnamon 5 tbs butter 3/4 cup natural cereal with nuts and fruits Oil to grease pot Grease side of your crockpot lightly with oil. Core, peel and slice apples; place in crock. Add honey, lemon rind, lemon juice and cinnamon. Combine butter and cereal. Add to crock; mix thoroughly. Cover. Cook on Low for 6 to 8 hours or High for 2 to 3 hours. Serve with vanilla ice cream or whipped topping, if desired.

Daytona 500 Beach Bash Party Recipes
Daytona 500 Beach Bash Party Recipes Kicking off a new race season is always an exciting time for any racer. First you get a fresh start and second, we start our season at Daytona. Living in Daytona Beach has its great advantages as I get to hear the roar of the engines in January during testing for the Daytona 500 – and I can honestly say that after 10 years of racing – the sound of motors purring at Daytona International Speedway is just as exciting as the first time I heard them in 1998. The sound of speed echoes through town and you realize the green flag will fall for the Daytona 500 in only a short few weeks. In honor of this year’s 50th running of the Daytona 500, I decided to give you a few menu ideas on how to throw a rip roaring Daytona 500 race day bash! Since the first race is our pride event, I think you should take some extra time in preparing a great party menu for your race hungry friends. The first caution I need to bring to your attention is that

Hoisin Chicken Wings
Hoisin Chicken Wings Ingredients: 15 chicken wings 1 tablespoon honey or syrup 4 tablespoons hoisin sauce 3 tablespoons warm water 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 2 garlic cloves, finely minced 1 scallion (green onion, spring onion), finely minced 1 slice fresh ginger, minced Preparation: Marinate chicken wings for 15 minutes in a mixture of honey, hoisin sauce, water, salt, pepper, garlic, scallion, and ginger. Heat oven to 350 degrees. Place chicken wings on a baking sheet and bake for 30 minutes, brushing occasionally with marinade. Turn oven to broil and broil chicken wings five more minutes. Turn wings every two minutes to avoid burning. To serve: Transfer chicken wings to a serving platter and serve hot or at room temperature.

Super Bowl Guacamole Field
Ingredients - 1 Tbsp butter - ½ cup red bell pepper - ½ cup onion, chopped - 2, 15 oz cans black beans, rinsed / drained - 2 tsp fresh chopped jalapeno peppers - ½ tsp ground cumin - 1 cup salsa - 2 cups cheddar cheese, shredded - 14 oz Guacamole - ½ cup sour cream - 1 bag tortilla chips Instructions: 1. Melt butter in skillet; add peppers and onion. Cook over medium heat until onion is softened. (4 minutes). Stir in beans, jalapenos and cumin. Cook until heated. 2. Transfer 1 cup of bean mixture to a food processor, process until smooth. Return blended mixture to remaining mixture and stir to combine. Spread onto an 11×8 baking dish. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. 3. Just before serving, layer over the bean mixture: salsa, cheese and top with Wholly Guacamole. 4. Spoon sour cream into re-sealable plastic bag. Snip off small corner and pipe sour cream lines over the guacamole to resemble yard markers on a football field.

I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

Lost Lust
Lost Lust Lying here thinking abut you while drifting off to sleep, I had a physical confrontation with myself…me and my Bitch…she won!!!!…I no longer see you in that light I saw you in before…Did you know that men have a counterpart???…A BASTARD, just as women have theirs…A BITCH…My Bitch took away that light I use to see you in. It goes back to the incident I told you about, where some man’s Bastard took my innocence and emerged my Bitch. When I first met you, you were able to lull her to sleep, but your words cut deep. I’ve never really heard you speak physically until then. This brought on the confrontation with me and my Bitch, now the lust I had for you is no more. I don’t like your Bastard for cutting me so deep, censoring me, subduing me, it’s like the incident happened all over again. The pain, the hurt, the loneliness, the reason why I can’t and never will be able to love. Now the lust is gone and you are only a man, a man whom I thought could help me, but has onl

All Night Long...(ewwww!)
HOWDY FOLKS First I would like to say: I HATE HOTELS! I spent the worst night of my life in a Marriott in MONROE La. a couple of years ago. I think through maybe one or two of Ole Kuntry's past blogs may have give ya the notion that I think I'm OLD. WELL I AM! How about a short quiz?......... WELL? Don't matter your getting it anyway. First question............. WHAT DO OLD PEOPLE LIKE TO DO WHEN THEY ARE ALONE IN A STRANGE BED? NO NOT THAT!.... YOU FOLKS ARE SICK AND TWISTED........MABE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE YOUNGER..... THE CORRECT ANSWER IS SLEEP.... YEP... I SAID SLEEP! Back in the day when Ole Lionel Ritchie wrote that song : "ALL NIGHT LONG" I think he was talking about danceing...... Maybe I'm wrong..... AT least that's what the two dudes in the room above mine were thinking...... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! FOLKS, Is it just me, or is there actually somebody out there that would enjoy listening to two Gay Dudes having Sex all night long?EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Lessons Learned
Lessons Learned You wake up, listen to the quiet. listen to the wind, for the wind speaks look to the sky, for there is a lot to read. feel what is in your heart, there is a message in there. touch the earth, there is life everywhere.

Couples!
Always remember to be faithful,open,honest&real with the person ur involved with,take them by there hand look into there eyes&tell them how happy&blessed u are to have them in ur life.compliment eachother,be there for one another&be eachothers rock when they need u the most.plus don't ever accuse someone of cheating unless u have proof,u can't always go by what other people say,cause some people like to cause drama.

Puff Paper Heart Craft
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