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Loneliness
I lay in bed alone and awake. No one here to hold me tight. My heart broken, my soul feeling the same. My future seems so uncertain and all I ache for is someone to stay by my side and love me unconditionally. I get so close, so very close, so many times, but always, always, it fades away. Why is love so difficult for me? I lay here and think. Remembering... Warm arms and lips that strike passion in my heart and soul. Will I ever fell such again? I remember making love so tender, so passionate, so erotic, it made my body tremble at the mere thought. I want to be all consuming to someone and allow myself to be consumed by them too. I want all the magic a relationship can ever know and feel. I feel obsessed. Almost like I can not heal or go forward because I lack this in my life. What makes it impossible for me to have this? What did I do to deserve such loneliness in this life?? All I know is I can not carry on like this much longer. Truthfully, I don't want to either. Time to

What A Day!!!!
Today was truly one of those days I should have just stayed in bed!!! Oh who am I kidding I am a stay at home Mommy (NO SLEEP). I have no clue what was up my butt today, but my god it best be gone tomorrow, or I could seriously hurt someone, or something. Anyone ever have a day like that?? LOL!! Oh well soon school starts!!

Today On Wrr
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~just A Common Soldier~
~JUST A COMMON SOLDIER~ Author Unknown He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion telling stories of his past Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies~~they were heroes, every one. And tho' sometimes to his neighbours, his tales became a joke, All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke But we'll hear his tales no longer, for old Bill has passed away, And the world's a little poorer, for the soldier died today. He won't be mourned by many, just his children and his wife, For he lived an ordinary, quick and uneventful life Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way And the world won't note his passing, tho' a soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were great, Papers tell their life stories from the time that t

Naval
On october 10,1995, the U.U. Cheif of Naval operations released the following transcript. Navy: Please divert your course15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Civilian: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Navy This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again divert YOUR course. Civilian: NO i say again divert YOUR course> Navy:THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U.S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! Civilian:Tis is a lighthouse. Your call.

I Hate Stereotypes
I really don't fit in to any stereotypes of "Blackness". Apparently those stereotypes are what attract a lot of women to some men. I'm not a thug, I don't drink and smoke weed or any of that...yet I seem to feel constant ridicule for being something I'm not..its the little comments I notice "You don't sound black" or "You are the whitest black guy I've ever met" "You aren't black" What the hell is "being black"? Those are like daggers destroying the very fiber of everything I've worked to not become. I get cold shouldered because I'm not dressed a certain way, or talk a certain way. I get cold shouldered because I don't do things a certain way. What is wrong with bucking the system of stereotypes? Or has society so conditioned us that there is only one way for certain people to act? I choose not to drink, smoke and do drugs, for the same reasons others chose to do them. I am different. I am not a stereotype. So if it means I spend a lot of time alone...so be it.

My Life
This will be sad part to understand.. I have been like this before and the story is true. All the way back was a miserable life. Those weird world has change. And this is sad, when I was born the first time, I could hear noise in background, with my screaming crying sound. The doctor put me in the cleaning position. And lend me to my mother's arms. My mother was happy to see me. As of 11 months old later my mother told me this, That she took me to the hospital and find out what wrong with me, my old doctor told her after he found out that I had spinal minigitic. And got remove but lucky I didn't die from it. I became deaf from ears infection. This is what I am now, Hearing impaired. That is my only sad one in life will never change....

Pillow Talk
A sea of pillows and tangled sheets Wild with passion my heart beats Touches light my skin on fire Burning with pure desire Ragged breaths escape as moans Knowing that you alone Bring me to my knees Living for you, begging please.

Ugghhh.....
They can beat me up... they can yell and scream at me all they want... they can take away all my priveleges and still they will never ever beat me... my head hurts from last night. things are never gonna be the same at home again... i've gotta get out of here.

The Submissive's Prayer
Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love of my service to Him. Let me open myself up to completely belong to Him. Let my eyes show Him the same respect, rather I sit at his side, or kneel at his feet. Let me accept my punishment with the grace of a woman. Let me learn to please Him, beyond myself. Grant me the power to give myself to Him completely. Give me the strength to please us both. Permit me to love myself, in loving Him. Allow me the peace of serving Him. For it is my greatest wish, my highest power To make his life complete, as he makes mine.

The Last Year...........
has been so crazy,i've moved this now will be the fourth time,my daughter ran away and moved in with her boyfriend,we took care of a friend and her son.my son grew taller then me and my youngest is being a class one queen B. i just broke up with my boyfriend after 10 years and got my first job. i'm almost afraid this next year

Your Smile
Thinking about you, Makes my day, Every moment, In every way, Your smile melts my heart, Like no other, Especially, When we stare at each other, Your face gives me butterflies, Whenever I look at you, It makes me want to blurt out, I Love You, But what turns me on, Is not just you face and your smile, It's your personality, And the times when we talk awhile, Being with you makes me happy, All the time, That I wished you were forever mine, But you have someone else Which hurts my heart, Every time I think about it, It tears me apart, I understand, If you love another and not me, Because the truth is, I just want you to be happy, But what pains me the most, Is when we talk to each other, And all you can talk about, Is her, If she makes you smile, If she makes you glad, I don't want to get in the way, Because I'm not like that, But to tell you the truth, When she goes, I just want to tell you, I love you more then you'll Ever know

My First Block
Well, I discovered CT now Fubar last November. I've made good friends and for the most part gotten along with everyone. Tonight some dude was a total jerk for no apparent reason and I did it, I figured out how to block people. I wonder why some people want to impart their miserable lives on others? Ok..I'm vented; this IS what blogs are meant to be no? Ya'll draw on something positive now and pass it forward...

Keep Your Eyes And Ears Open! They Are Out There!!!
I recieved this information from a friend and felt i needed to share it with everyone! Keep your self safe! these are the signs: He uses a typical "Nigerian" Love Scam, Modeling Scam or Charity Scam. You can do what you want. But, just be aware that sooner or later he is going to try to steal from you. Scammers are excellent and convincing liars. 1. He will probably tell you that he is temporarily in Africa and will be returning home soon. Believe me, this guy will never get out of Nigeria, Ghana or whatever African country he is in. 2. He is English is very bad and odd. There will be simple words misspelled, very weird grammar, poor or no punctuation, and/or odd words and phrases. A professional does not write like that ever. 3. If you ask him questions about where he lives and his work, he will only give you vague answers. He will hesitate to give you information that a normal person will easily provide. If you want any details from him about anything, y

A Broken Heart
A Broken Heart by Cristin Lentine We met one night, we clicked on the spot talking and laughing, our fears we forgot Getting to know one another, could it be true that you finally found someone, the same as you It started out slow, just as friends and we knew that someday it would end As time went on, our converstaions steadied day after day, it soon got hot and heavy We fell for one another, very unexpected trying to keep this a secret, not to be detected You were scared, I was very paranoid all we wanted was to fill the void I depended on you, as my lover and my friend little did I know we were approaching the end A small misunderstanding threw us apart and now I'm left with a broken heart

A Life ???
A Life??? by dreamerz she sits in front of the screen waiting....... In hopes he will appear waiting........ Lustful........ At last he is here He signals he is alone Sigh!!! Oops!! he is gone 'She' must be near Switch of names..like a sex change Now they can talk (generically) Lustful...hoping she leaves Using names on others accounts..can't have it on the print out!!! Maybe a life is what i need Find a man who is free

Quote For August 18
Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity. -- Carl Jung Bonus Quote: I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West

Yes I'm New To Fubar
hi there I am new to this site, a friend invited me, didnt really want anymore web pages but...... guess I will stay on for a while and try to figure it out. my buzz is totally dry and I'm thirsty!!! seems like fun. thanks to all who has welcomed me and sent comments, look forward to meeting you all. have a great day out there. dont drink to much! peaches

Jewish Laundery
Jewish?? Laundry Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moshe Plotnik's Laundry." Moshe Plotnik? he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown?" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moshe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moshe Plotnik's Laundry?' The old man answered, "Ah...Evleebody ask me that . It name of owner." Loo

Relationship Survey
Relationships 1. Are you single or do you have a piece? Ha. I have a piece. A verrrry hot piece. 2. Hit it and quit it or lasting relationships? Lasting. 3. Have you ever hooked up/made out with someone without dating them? Yes. 4. Do you kiss on the first date? Yes. 5. If not, what is the average number of dates before you'll kiss? ... 6. Cologne/Perfume or natural smell? Cologne. 7. Do you like your boyfriend to be cleanly shaven or not? I like both looks actually. 8. Would you rather your boyfriend be like Landon from A Walk to Remember or Noah from The Notebook? Ohh....Landon I think. 9. What did you dislike most about your ex boyfriend? Umm, everything? 10. What did you like most about your ex boyfriend? He was funny at times. Romantic 1. Candelit dinner in a restaurant or picnic? Picnic, I think that takes more thought. 2. Late night date at the beach or rooftop? Beach. 3. Date at a concert or museum? Concert. 4. First kisses outside or inside? Outside. 5.

Ronny
I used to play in a Christian band called Surrendered. I was having some problems and decided to quit the band and the church, go sow my wild oats. Well, we have had drummers come and go left and right, but I have always been there. When we first started it was Karen, me and Ronny. It's been about two months now since I quit. Today Ronny called me and was really mad. He said "Thanks for quitting the band" I thought what? He said they still didn't have a bass player and he has all these songs he's writing and they can't do them. If they ever find a bass player, then they will have to learn all the other songs (and there are quite a few) before they can work on the new songs he has written. Said he was very disappointed in me for quitting. He thought I was strong in my faith and would be with the band and God forever. He really broke my heart when he said have a nice life. Does that mean he doesn't even want to be my friend anymore? He has been talking to me all the

Tips For The Ladies In 2007
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt. a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O. The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

The 7 Kinds Of Sex...
The 7 kinds of Sex... Â· The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. Â· The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. Â· The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. Â· The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "Screw you." Â· The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night. Â· The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws y

Today On The Planet: Catpower, Jay Z, Beck, The Boss, Plus New Daily Show Clips
TODAY IN THE PLANET NEWS ROOM: *More On New Bruce Springsteen Album: Producer Brendan O’Brien Reveals All *Beck to Release New Single on iTunes; Jay-Z is the Richest Rapper; Mariah Carey, and More *Celebrity Rap Superstar’: Can Paul Wall and Tone Loc Teach Perez Hilton to Rock the Mic? *Cat Power Readies Two More Covers Albums, Fall Tour *Murdoch's Private Game Behind the howls of outrage that greeted Rupert Murdoch's (owner of Fox News and MySpace)bid for The Wall Street Journal were two assumptions: Murdoch is evil. Murdoch is unstoppable. Yet the man who terrorized a generation of journalists may be the last mogul standing who truly loves print. by Michael Wolff September 2007 *The History Boys In the twilight of his presidency, George W. Bush and his inner circle have been feeding the press with historical parallels: he is Harry Truman—unpopular, besieged, yet ultimately to be vindicated—while Iraq under Saddam was Europe held by Hitler. To a serious student of

Sex Survey
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes,

Quote For August 20
Causing the right amount of trouble is an art form. -- Judith Coche Bonus Quote: Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. -- Jerry Seinfeld

How Sex Starts
How sex starts Body: this is funny and the math is soo right... ..a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost--How sex starts

Group Sex Anyone?
Group sex From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search For the album by Circle Jerks, see Group Sex. Peter Fendi, 1835 Peter Fendi, 1835 Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two participants at the same time. The main focus of this page is group sex among humans; however, group sex also exists with other species in the animal kingdom -- e.g., bighorn sheep and bonobos. Any and all sexual behaviour performed by two people can be a part of group sex, as well as a number of behaviors only possible with more than two people. Group sex involving one participant being penetrated by multiple people is sometimes termed a gang bang. Group sex can occur amongst people of all sexual orientations and genders. Contents [hide] * 1 Group sex in contemporary culture o 1.1 Perceptions o 1.2 Prevalence o 1.3 Safety * 2 Sexual positions and combinations possible only in group sex * 3 Initialism cod

Who The Hell And What The Hell?
US asks Thailand to hold quick elections 1 hour, 15 minutes ago http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/ts_alt_afp/usthailandpolitics The United States called on Thailand's military junta to call for quick elections, following voters' approval of a new army-backed constitution. The new charter was to replace the one the military threw out when it seized power last year and toppled prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra. "We have seen reports of the referendum and we believe it is important that they move forward with the elections as quickly as possible," said Gonzo Gallegos, a spokesman for the US State Department. He spoke after nearly 58 percent of Thai voters approved the constitution in a referendum Sunday. Both the margin of victory and the turnout were lower than the ruling junta had predicted. The last two general elections brought about 70 percent of voters to the ballot box. Following the coup in September 2006, the United States suspended 24 million dollars in

U Are
You’re the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You are in all that I do, And everything I say. You’re the smile on my face, The twinkle in my eye. The warmth inside my heart, The fullness in my life. You’re the hand that’s laced in mine, And the coat upon my back. My friend, my love, My shoulder to lean on. You’re my silly, mature, caring, Thoughtful, bright, and honest guy. The one who holds me tightly, When I need to cry. You’re the dimple in my cheek, The ever-constant tingle in my soul. The voice that makes me weak, The happiness of my life. You are all I’ve wanted, You are all I need. You are all I’ve dreamed of, You are all of this to me.

Tag
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. i sleep with a baby blanket. 2. i cant swim 3. i cant whistle 4. I cant wink 5. i say the stupidest things all the time. 6. i was afraid of the dark until i was 14 and sucked my thumb until i was 16 7. some men can drive me absolutley batty 8. my longest relationship has lasted 10 mnths. 9. i have to sleep with music on. 10. i have had open heart surgery before. I'm tagging a few people

Broken Heart's Thoughts Of The Day
if we have the spirit of understanding everything and taking it in proper way, we will enjoy every minute of life, whether it is pleasurable or painful ........ Have a good day keep smiling and be positive ...... A FACE CAN SPEAK THOUSAND EMOTION BUT IT CAN EASILY MASK WHAT THE HEART TRULY FEELS , DONT BE FOOLED BY THE HAPPIEST FACE . IT MAY BE MASKING THE MOST HURTED HEART ............ "Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say." "How do you know you've found your best friend. When you are ready to talk to them about anything, even though they know everything about you already." "A friend will be there for you when things are good...but a TRUE friend will be there for you when things are good and also when things are very bad...and just when it feels like you will never smile again...she can put a smile on your face with just with a hug!" "A friend will strengthen you with her prayers, bless you with her lo

This Past Weekend
So I was out and about running wild for the weekend. Since I have no job and was looking for someone to support me...lol that is a joke. I can support myself. When I on saturday night I went to an after party. And who would be there other than the one man/boy I didn't want to see. The one who ruled my heart and soul for nearly two years. I wasn't such a strong person than and it turns out I am not as strong as I would like to believe cause I ended up reliving that old hurt. But it opened my eyes to see him as he truly is and not as i want him to be. Hes young about 21-22 and he dosen't understand the power he could have over me and I am thankful for that. But he still has power over me and that is what pisses me off. Do this don't do that...do this stand here wait here. Get over here....Submissives...lol just doing as were told by the strong party. I love him and hate him at the same time.

Bye
bye im leaving for good too many painful memories the ones who are my friends know who to reach me just e-mail me all of u know my e-mail address take care of your selves and each other and above all i wish the best for you all

I Dont Know Anymore...
Well here I go again...wondering what the fuck is wrong with me and men. I dont understand them at all and I get this feeling of uncertantity. Before you say "oh be more confident" I really dont think its that, i tend to come on too strong or try to hard (definite turn off I know) I guess I'm too passionate about finding "mr.right now" I dont even know if that guy exists for me. I wouldn't go lesbian I've dreamed of having a family (yes I know that can happen with another woman but I love men too much to give that dream up)...I guess I'm "too young" to know anything. It just gets so hard and confusing sometimes. I'm lonely.

Bombers
I need as many people as i can get to go here and rate the pic first then leave tons of comments i need to catch up in this contest massive people wanted please invite friends to help i want this to be a large group effort thanks lets show em how its done! just click on my pic an your there thanks!

Sun Rise
i saw this sun rise that i just cant shack.. i mean it still makes me cry.. to see such a sun rise like that.. i mean here i was driving over the same bridge that i take to get to work.. an for some time my morning thoughts are of my life and how i just wish i could have one thing go my way.. or I'm thinking about the arms i just got away from.. this morning i was not in those arms.. yea it sucked.. there very nice arms.. :) but i have been trying to see what road i need to take.. i have felt so scared lately.. worried about how am i going to do all this.. I'm a single mom.. of two little boyz.. i have a job that takes up my life.. i feel I'm failing as a mom.. an its making my work fail too.. i hear ppl talk about how I'm messing up my kids life cause of the choices i have been making.. my oldest wants his father back.. wants that happy home life again.. yet i don't think i will be able to give him that.. his dad is never around.. so that leave me.. yet i know that he needs a man in h

Past Pain
THIS PITCH BLACK NIGHT, MY SOUL ON FIRE. MY HEART TORN LOOSE, FROM ITS DESIRE. THIS NIGHT SO DARK, WIND STRONGLY BLOWS. MY THOUGHTS SO DEEP, MIND IN REPOSE. WITH LIGHTS TURNED DOWN, AND EYES SHUT TIGHT. MY HEART FLOATS FREE, TRY AS I MIGHT. DONT GO THERE PLEASE,THE PAINS TO GREAT. WITH TONGUES OF FIRE, HURT WONT ABATE! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR, ITS LONG ENOUGH. WHY CANT MY HEART, BE LEATHER TUFF? TIME HEALS THEY SAY, THATS SUCH BULLSHIT. LIFE FEEDS THE PAIN, WITH SUCKING TIT. THE NIGHTS SO DARK, SO COLD, SO CRUEL. WHY MUST I BE, THIS BROKEN FOOL? WHERE WENT THE MAN, WHO LAUGHED PAIN OFF? WHO WALKED AWAY, WHO SAID, DONT SCOFF. THE NIGHT HAS COME AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN. THIS LOVELESS NIGHT, KNOCKED LOOSE HIS CROWN. HIS CROWNING PRIDE, OF MANLY STONE. NO WOMAN LIVES, WHO REACHS BONE. BUT THIS ONE DID, SHE LAID HIM LOW. HER LEAVING WAS, HER CROWNING BLOW. SHE\'S GONE FOR GOOD, SHE WALKED AWAY. SHE LEFT HIS SOUL, AN EMPTY BAY. BUT HURT GROWS LESS, EACH PASSING DAY. AND TIME

Bitter Cup
He stands alone, seems all his life. Torn and tattered, worn out from strife. From youngest days, til now it seems nothing in life, but shattered dreams. He once was young, so strong , so sure. He once was young, his heart so pure. But hurt and pain, torn hopes and dreams. Wore down his heart, ripped at its seams. Knocked down again, climb right back up. Fight on for hope, a bitter cup. He stands here now, once more alone. How much to bear? Can he atone? Atone for life, for what unknown. When all is said and done, alone! All life has brought, is lonliness. No love to keep, a bitter kiss. When will it end, when is hurt done? He wanders off, where went his sun?

Pimpin Out My Family !!!!!!!
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Today On Wrr
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 6:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's a Hair Band Wednesday.. yes that's right 2 hours of non stop hairband metal from guys that wear more make up and hairspray than I do...plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at docnasty2004 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sircru2004 Click banner to enter lounge

I Found My Shop!
I've been looking for a local auto shop to help me rebuild my car. I've got a long list of things I want to do to her. When I'm done I'm going to have the ultimate daily driver! For all those who love the environment - I'm convince nothing is better for it than buying used and doing some slight mods/rebuilds on it. The amount of energy saved to mine and produced the metals needed, the oil saved so that new seat fabrics, tires, wire coatings etc is tramendous. Also with the after market shops and parts out there, you can also increase engine life, power and most importantly mileage!!! Yes it is possible to do all three at once. I'm excited. I'll let you know how it goes when I get it on.

Head Game
Hey there little baby, I've got 1 thing on my mind.... I wanna hop on top of you and slowly start to grind.... I'll make you feel such exstacy, 'til you're just about to nut. Then, I'll slowly tease that cock of yours, and I'll make you call me "Slut". You can fuck me from behind, you better pull my hair. Watch me lower my pussy over your' face, slide over my underwear.... Lick me so good, like you always do, make it soft and wet. Use your' tounge that special way, the way I'll never forget. Then be prepared to feel your' head, slide way deep down this throat. You know I'll make those toes curl, when I suck on that scroat. Well, believe me sexy, I can write on and on.... But let me stop here now, and show you instead, I'm gonna please you all night long, I'll start with good head....

Read My Latest
Thanks to my dad who put together a forum that I can post wrestling happenings on. Here is my latest so go check it out. If you're a wrestling fan, it's a walk down memory lane and just in time for SummerSlam.

My Desire
My body has a fever Burning hot to touch, Erotic thoughts fill my head I want you oh so much A shivering sensation Travels down my spine, An overwhelming desire I have to make you mine Churnng in my stomach Dizziness in my head, I am drifting into fantasy Alone here in this bed Heavily my eyes do close In to ecstasy I go.... Now you are mine my love And no one has to know As this passion rises My throat feels hot and dry, My hungry gasping breath Becomes a long satisfied sigh One day I will have you Not a fantasy in my head, Be sure that I will get you I desire

Still Breathing [by Rita Springer/michael Gettel]
I got a way of walking the fences. I'm keeping the keys of my soul in the pockets of my pain. But as time goes on, I tend to be too strong, And my strength can kill my weaknesses that need to be seen. You can see a vision, if you give your heart, You will find out who you really are. Still breathing, I'm still here breathing. Has love forgotten how to say my name? Still waiting, I'm still here waiting. How can I be standing in so much rain? Once in a lifetime, there's a chance at a rainbow Shining over your heart. And from every outcome, there's a light in the distance. It comes to find the things that hide love in the dark. I have had a vision, and I think I know the future. I have dreamed you in my mind. If I give my heart and keep it as an open lesson, Will I find out who you really are? Still breathing, I'm still here breathing. Has love forgotten how to say my name? Still waiting, I'm still here waiting. But somehow you found me in all this ra

Home Alone :(
Dude i really hate being home by myself when its night... its freaky!! Not to mention im beyond bored at the moment... *tear* lol. Oh well... I guess im a lil entertained singing to my music... maybe i should watch a movie!?

Laugh For August 22
The 10 Worst Gifts A Man Can Buy A Woman For The Holidays Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. The only appliance allowed is a vibrator with all of the various speeds, slow, medium, and who needs a man. Another wise choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of the day.) Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run. I have faith that if you would have at least stopped and thought about what would be a much more intimate gift, you

A Cherokee Tale
A CHEROKEE TALE EXPLAINS THAT THE NEED FOR MEDICINE BEGAN BECAUSE MAN PROFOUNDLY OFFENDED THE ANIMALS BY KILLING THEM FOR FOOD, AND CROWDING THEM OUT OF THEIR TERRITORY. IN A SERIES OF SEPERATE COUNCILS, THE DEER, BEARS, FISH, REPTILES, BIRDS AND INSECTS PLOTTED THEIR REVENGE ON MAN. AMONG OTHER PUNISHMENTS DEVISED WAS A GREAT VARIETY OF DISEASES THAT THE ANIMALS WOULD VISIT ON THEIR HUMAN ENEMY. WHEN THE PLANTS, WHO WERE FRIENDLY TO MAN, HEARD WHAT HAD BEEN DONE BY THE ANIMALS, THEY DETERMINED TO HELP MAN AND DEFEAT THE ANIMALS' EVIL DESIGNS. EACH TREE, SHRUB, HERB AND GRASS AGREED TO FURNISH A CURE FOR SOME OF THE DISEASES NAMED. THUS CAME MEDICINE. WHEN THE DOCTOR DOES NOT KNOW WHAT MEDICINE TO USE FOR A SICK PERSON, THE SPIRIT OF THE PLANT TELLS HIM. SOME PHARMACOLOGISTS TODAY BELIEVE THAT THE INDIAN'S KNOWLEDGE OF HERBAL CURATIVES EQUALED AND PERHAPS EVEN SURPASSED MODERN MAN'S EXPERTISE WITH NATURAL DRUGS. THE SACRED WEED TOBACCO, WAS SO IMPORTANT TO THE INDIANS THAT ALM

Iraqi Pm Lashes Out At U.s. Critics
I saw a headline today I wanted to share. It read: Iraqi PM lashes out at U.S. critics.I thought, "Well, that sounds good. It looks like the Iraqi Prime Minister is telling the world that anybody who says bad things against the United States are little crying babies. While I don't care too much for the war itself, at least the Iraqi government is happy with us."Then I read the story.Instead of the PM complaining about the rest of the world, he was complaining about us insisting on timetables to get things done.Hell, we're losing soldiers in what has turned out to be a civil war over there. As far as we're concerned, the Iraqi War ended with the collapse of the previous regime. It's now a military occupation at the request of the Iraqi government.If, as the PM says, they "can find friends elsewhere," then I say let's let them do so.tag: iraq, iraqi war, war, military occupation, news, politics-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Wolf In Sheeps Clothing
Oh, you're throwing everything you have at me cheap shots, low blows will you ever let it go you're so pathetic give it a rest you're not gonna win you're never gonna You love the sound of your own voice in a crown of death upon your head come on, you and all your royalty only adds to infamy you're going to taste my fist You're so good at stretching the truth, into a sugar coated lie. Everyone takes a bite. I have been dining with the enemy. It was a wolf in sheep's clothing. Now it's so clear to me. Oh-hhh-ohh I've had enough of your games if you're not trembling, you'd better be cause we're gonna be the end of you I've had enough of your games I'm gonna show them who you are And I can tell you right now, it won't be pretty You say, "I can convince anyone, anything" provoking the anger of, a jealous God still you spin a web of lies, fear, lust, pride, greed and shame you said no one, oh you said no one escapes the pain, pa-a-a-ain. I've had enoug

To My Special Someone
Dear Special Someone You Remember The Time When You Asked Me Why I Cared And I Couldnt Give A Specific Answer? Its Because Theres Too Many Reasons For Me To List Do You Remember The Time When You Asked Me Why I Love You And I Couldnt Give An Answer? Its Because I Didnt Know Where To Begin Do You Remember The Time When You Asked Me Why I Care? I Responded Because I Love You Have I Ever Told You How Much I Care? How Much Id Do Just For You? How Far I Would Go Just For You? Just To See You Smile? Just To Hear You Laugh?, To Hear The Sound Of Your Voice Is Like To Feel An Angelic Breeze Wash Over Me, Have I Ever Told You That Your The Best? Perfect In Everyway, Shape And Form? Have I Told You That Your Great? Have I Told You That Your Wonderful And Intelligent, Smart And Crafty? Have I Told Ever Told You That You Were The Best? Have I Ever Told You That Your My Star? Have I Ever Told You To Not Worry? Have I Ever Told You That Your Safe? Have I Ever Told You That I Miss You? Hav

If You Not Nothing To Hide, Why Not Disclose It?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/ap_on_go_pr_wh/white_house_secrecy Justice Dept. argues limits of FOIA law Justice Dept. argues limits of FOIA law By PETE YOST, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 8 minutes ago Opening a new front in the Bush administration's battle to keep its records confidential, the Justice Department is contending that the White House Office of Administration is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act. The department's argument is in response to a lawsuit trying to force the office to reveal what it knows about the disappearance of White House e-mails. The Office of Administration provides administrative services, including information technology support, to the Executive Office of the President. Most of the White House is not subject to the FOIA, but certain components within it handle FOIA requests. Last year the Office of Administration processed 65 FOIA requests. However, the Justice Department maintained in court papers filed Tu

69 Questions...
69 Questions I Guarantee You've Never Answered! 1. Would you bang your neighbor? No way! 2. What describes your relationship status? Happy. 3. Where are you? Home. 4. What's the last movie you've seen? Uncle Buck 5. Do you live with your parents? For now. 6. What is your name? Manda. 7. Who have you talked to most today? Jared. 8. Do you carve pumpkins every year? Yes. I love Jack 'o Lanterns! 9. Are you a Paris person or a Nicole person? Neither. 10. Color of your shirt? Black. 11. How many years have you taken a language? Working on my first. Japanese. 12. Who's on speed dial 2? 5? 7? I don't have it. 14. Do you wish on 11:11? No, that is dildos. 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? Go home. 16. Are you a bad influence? Yes. 17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars? No, those things suck ass! 18. Rather have your name or your siblings name? Mine. 19. Would you do anything for someone else? Depends on whom. 20. Hav

A Real Friend
Just what is a real friend? Out of all the people on my friends list, I can honestly say I can call about 6 of them Real Friends. A real friend will ask how my day was and really care. A real friend will call me once a day to check up on me or text me to let me know they are thinkin of me. When a real friend hurts, I hurt and vice versa. A real friend knows that appreciation and understanding and commitment are all vital to being a real friend. So sit back and think of what you know about me and how you treat me as well as others on your friends list. Would you call yourself a real friend or not?

101 Ideas To Make Your Slave Feel Owned (i.e. Loved)
One of the main factors, for me in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive (heheheh). The more often a slave is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas You might want to try... And no matter what rules You decide to make Your own, please....be consistent. If You are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules You make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make a slave feel less loved than to have a Master/Mistress who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. 1. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. 2. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as You punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. 3. Make he

Cheatin Wife
The Cheatin' Wife A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Pittsburgh Steeler tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays for the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at

Super Man
Magic Beer� A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and

Had To Do It
Was wondering why I has over 40 friends (weak compared to some) yet only ever heard from , seen or was rated by only about 5 regulars... I am no king so I dont expect anyone to worship me. But at least a poke, whistle or laff at me works. I all was double check my bar tab for updates from my friends... so I can be sure to check out their latest and greatest. Couldnt believe I had to delet 5 friends today.....

Laws Of Life
These are all true, every one of them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laws of Life & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool or part, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The p

Just Wanted To Tell U
One morning you will never wake up, do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case I die before I see you again....... I LOVE YA!!! Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised!

Omg Im So Freaking Bored Haha
1. Start Time - 12:08am 2. Name: christy 4. Astrology sign - aries 5. Gender - female 6. Hair color - redish brown with copper high lights 7. Heritage - french, indian, irish, german, polish, cajun 8. Eye color - brown 9: Nickname: chrissy,chris, angel, rebelsangel, butterbean, ccc(candy coated christy) and bunny nose.. 10. Favorite color(s) - dodge blue, green, cotten candy pink, cherry red 11. Glasses - yes 12. Tattoos - yes one want more Where did 13 go?? umm erick you did this test not me haha 14. Hometown - jefferson county 15. Single or taken - sadly no offers haha so single big time 16. Sibling's name - Brothers and Sister, LOL *HAVE YOU EVER* 17. Cut your own hair? yes for a lng time now and my family and friends too 18. do something in the past month you regret? no 19: done something wrong, but enjoyed it anyway? yes and i got sick cause of it too.. haha 20. Skipped school? umm yes 21. Had sex? Yes 22. Bungee-jumped? I WISH wtf? 23 is missing too?

Fireflies!
Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before you knew me i traveled 'round the world I slept in castles and fell in love Because i was taught to dream I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell They were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails And i believe in peter pan and miracles And anything i can to get by And fireflies Before i grew up i saw you on a cloud I could bless myself in your name and pat you on your wings Before i grew up i heard you whisper so loud "life is hard, and so is love, child, believe in all these things" I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top To capture tinkerbell And they were just fireflies to the untrained eye But i could always tell Before you met me i was a fairy princess I caught frogs and called them prince And made myself a queen Before

8/23/07
Today is best for reviewing old business or thinking back on your personal history. Though you generally prefer the present (who doesn't?), you have a lot to learn from what went on before. I am reminded daily about my past, who isn't that has children? It's because of them I am where I am today. Those that truly know who I am, will understand this. I decided years ago not to fall victim to the past and to break the cycles. I have become a much stronger person mentally than I was 13 years ago. That in itself is a scary thought to me.

Part 1
How I long to be free of these walls , to feel the wartmth of the sun, to feel the cool air, and the grass between my toes, to take in the sweet smell of the roses, and dance with the stars. How I long to be free of these walls, that close on me tightly, if only to be free, to fly away, to kiss the butterflies, to lay with the wolves, to fly, like the eagle, to spread my wings, if only to fly. But no I am trapped, you open the door, and as I escape, you whisper my name, I begin to feel all that I have longed for, and I decide all I really wanted was ... you. With you i'm free...

To All My Fubar Friends
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). GOOD MORNING TO YOU!!

No Pics.
I'm new here and having issues uploading photos. Each time I do, even if I mark them NSFW, they still send me mail complaining about it. Can anyone suggest something? I tried their help topics, but its still not working for me.

Funny-------
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

{pass It On}
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they di

Mandy (pt 10)
We were both silent for the rest of the ride home. I was still in a bit of shock. I pulled into the garage, jumped out and went into the house. Mandy followed. As soon as she walked through the door and grabbed her by the arm and swatted her hard on her tight little ass. "OWWW! Harry...what are you doing?" she screamed. I spanked her again and again. She spun to try to get away from me. "HOW DARE YOU...YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US THROWN IN JAIL, YOU LITTLE BITCH," I screamed. Terror filled her eyes. "Harry...I was just trying...I though you'd want me to..." she pleaded as I opened the door to the basement and shoved her down the stairs to the bonus room. I walked down the stairs, grabbed her by the ponytail, and pulled her off the floor. "OWWW! Oh God, Harry...please stop...I'm didn't do anything wrong," she wailed. I dragged her over to one of the chairs, sat down, and pulled her across my lap. I put my right arm across her back, pinning her body to my knees...she was squirming like c

...curseword
Marking it NSFW because I say fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK AND FUCK YOU IMBECILES THAT LIKE TO MARK EVERYTHING NSFW. Today has sucked from the moment I woke up and checked my email to this very moment where I'm sitting here and I can't make myself stop crying. Everything is a disaster. Let's just go with dress rehearsal so that I don't even have to talk about how my day started out sucking. My makeup looks awful. I hate the orange. I'm going to have to pick a different color scheme because it's just not pretty with the red hair. Not to mention it's nowhere near bright enough. I can't get my skirt to stay in place and the footless hose I got are not wanting to cooperate, so pinning wasn't working out either. The skirt is far too long so I have to roll it down. I wish it was shorter but I'm scared to sew it and screw it up. Also. I look like a fucking COW. I don't understand it. Jennifer is larger than I am, or at the very least the same size and manages not to look that bad in her co

T&a Part 2
As I went up to my room I was so confused…Did that really just happen? Why didn’t Amanda do anything?!? I need to clear my head I figured that a jog would do just that. I hurried to my room to get some clothes on and then went back downstairs to leave.… Troy stopped me as I was about to walk out the patio door. "Hold it, you!" he ordered. I tensed up and turned slowly, dreading what new ideas he might have had. "What the fuck are you doing?" he demanded. I looked at him in confusion, then looked down at my running shorts, shoes and t-shirt. "What?" I asked, flustered. "Get those clothes off! I didn't say you could go anywhereI I’m not finished with you yet!" I just looked at him in shock. "I’m not done by a long shot…" he said He stalked closer till his angry face was right next to mine “Take em off now!” Slowly, resignedly I undid the laces on my shoes, kicked them off and pulled my shorts off my legs. I pulled my t-shirt up and off my head till I was stan

Have You Ever
sadly enough i have done some of there things.... goes to show that im immature.. but try some they are so much fun.. but if i havent done it one of my friends has.. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick y

Los Umbrellos
ok..if anyone has the code for Los Umbrellos' No Tengo Dinero.....I NEED IT!!!!!!! i found it on myspace, but nowhere else...its an older song and was a single...but looking for the code cause i love that song! anyone can help me would be appreciated

Somehow This Seems All Soo Wrong...
...For those of you who have recently read my previous blog entry, "What a dream..." I am sorry. Some of you might ask,"Why is he being sorry for? We chose to read it!" Well, quite honestly I don't usually type that kind of material around, well, anywhere period. Some of you who know me the best would know this as well. And I feel like I just violated myself. Bleh. Anyways, other than that I hope you guys and ladies, have an awesome and fantastic day. --Xonus ;D

Don't Like Me Stay Off Of My Profile
It's pretty decent of those who visit my profile and go back to my family and friends and leave comments such as "OH YOU MARRIED THAT GIRL??? EWWWW". Well I've got to be honest that it made me laugh. But what I would like to know is why the hell you showed up to my profile when you saw my profile pic already? If you don't like what I look like or don't like me period the stay off my profile. I could care less what you think of me, but you don't have to put me down to my fu husband/real life boyfriend who yes we happen to live together. got something to say about me, be a real woman and say it to my damn face NOT in a shout to the man you think you were going to have and get all upset cuz he married someone else on fubar. It's the damn internet... NOT something to take seriously... It just so happens that we are a real couple. Get a life or get off of the internet!!

Friends Do You Know Me Well?
Friends do you know me well? This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME, even if you don’t have any idea what the answers are, and send it back to ME. BUT FIRST, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can fill one out about you! Be honest! What’s my name? Where did we meet? Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me? When is the last time that we saw each other? Were you happy to see me? Do I drink? What was your first impression of me when we met? What's one of my favorite things to do? What is the best feature about me? Am I shy or outgoing? Do I have any special talents? Do you consider me a good friend? Would you come to me for advice? What is a memory we have once had together? Have you ever hugged me? Have you ever kissed me? Do you miss me? Do you think I miss you? Would you cry in front of me? What is my favorite food? Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good ni

Sweetest Fu!
HEY EVERYBODY, HELP OUT A GOOD FRIEND THAT I NOMINATED FOR SWEETEST FU........ HE'S A REALLY KEWL GUY, HELP COMMENT BOMB HIM, I WANT HIM TO WIN! THANX!! *HUGZ* http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=314206&albumid=522041&i=1827482810

Soulmates...
Is He Your Soulmate? Your Results: You've found your soulmate Let the skeptics be cynical - you know that soulmates do exist because you're already with yours! Many women choose partners for all the wrong reasons - he offers financial security, the sex is great, he's romantic - but your relationship is based on the things that actually matter. Your soulmate is someone who you can see yourself growing old with, someone who respects and loves you for who you are. You have both kept your individuality, even as you form your identity together. You know that you don't need a man to give meaning to your life because you cherish your friendships and personal hobbies and activities. You understand each other innately and share each other's worldview. Many relationships end in a short time because the lust has fizzled out. But because you have such an intense emotional connection, your guy is always attractive to you, whether he's in his pajamas, brushing his teeth or in a suit

Family (freak) Circus
Last week, I finally got disowned by my parents.It's been a long time coming. As I have (IIRC) mentioned before, I have been unable to go to my family's Christmas gathering for a few years. My sister had disowned me even before that.Anyway, this tantrum is a repeat of several other ones that my parents have pulled. This time, though, I will NOT try to reconcile with them. On top of that, I will not talk to them anymore unless if they apologize. And I don't see that happening...tag: family -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Drama
What is it with people who think that they need drama in their lives 24/7. I have pics on my profile that I choose who views them, right? Don't contact me and argue with me because you cannot view some of my pics anymore. Grow up and get a life. I hate DRAMA!

Trust Issue? Or Lies Hidden Behind A Faked Truth
Lately I havent really been trusting anyone. I have been used and led on and hurt all in the past. I give people the benefit of the doubt. In hopes that the good I see is actually a true thing. Its hard to trust someone you dont actually know or havent met. It sucks I know, cause it is all in your head that what if this happened what if that happens and it screws with your emotions. All I want in life is to finish college, get a better job. I like the one I am at now but I want to be in my CJ field.. and soon lol. Meet someone and fall madly in love, advance in life. eventually get married and have a kid or two. and that is not now!!! lol... I have people that love me.. and I love them just the same.. But the question always remains.. are they being true to you.. Just a thought..

Shai Hulud
This Song: For The True And Passionate Lovers Of Music this song: i have this song: to sing certian words must be screamed rather than be sung or spoken: i am alive and vigorous... ...as they toil without love. fight without purpose, and live without passion... i am alive and vigorous. in this song: is where i belong. within these moments there are no outsiders. within the body of the song: time stands still. one is al, and all is beautiful - the beautiful moment of song and passion. we will all sing. we will all dance. if a human's nature is to war, this song: is a battleground, and this voice, a weapon one thousand voices - or trumpet call to arms. passion's promise; true love's reward - a pure expression in truth and sincerity. passion's promise: true love's reward, is this song: what will become of this song:... pray not a fallen banner, or screamed words to the deaf, for life is weary without song, or sound of harps.

Blogging Helps The Pain...
I'm Not Sure What Is Wrong With Me...All This Shit That keeps Happening Is Doing Nothing But Pushing Me And Pushing Me Further And Further over The Edge...it's Like God Throws Me A Bone And Then My Dog Gets To It Right Before I Reach Out To Grab It...I Hate Being Unhappy...The Worst Part Is I've Never had To Fake A Smile In My Life, Smiling Comes Naturally To Me. But Now I Can't Find A Reason To Smile For Real...And I Don't Feel Like I Have Anyone To Talk To. The People Who Said They'd Be There For Me If I Needed Someone To Cry To Aren't There...Everything Is As I Thought It Would Be, Not For The Good, But No One Can Change Gods Plan....Where Are All My Friends, And Why Don't They Hear Me Crying?

Story Written Byme
The heart pendent By Eric Ethan A gentleman always walked down the street and sell different things I always go and talk to him and see how he was doing , he pulled out a heart pendent, he told me this heart pendent can show miracles for you and bring you happiness and joy to you and get you through the day. I told him it sounds cool. in my mind I said to myself he was crazy and but he was trying to make a dollar with a good sales pitch I told him I would take it. As I turn around he said to me “ the only thing that you have to believe and have faith an the heart pendent will work. I waved I said okay. I e-mail my friend today and told her a bout the old man and what I bought, my friend she laughed and I was told I got tooken , But I told her Ya I felt sorry for him but when you meet this man he has tales to tell you of his trips

Ability To Fight And Overcome
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Aug 24, 2007 8:55 AM Too often we keep reliving the painful memories of the past, negating our desire and ability to let our mind heal. An old wound will never properly heal until we learn to leave it alone. Remember, your emotions follow your thoughts. When you dwell on painful experiences in your past, your emotions go right back there with you, and you feel the pain in the present. You can relive something in your mind and feel it today as vividly as when it happened twenty years ago. You must be learn how to rid those negative thoughts and begin to see yourself as a good person. A winner, an overcome. One who has been there and done that and moved on. If you want the circumstances to change in your life, you must first see them changing through your own eyes. You need to see yourself as happy, successful and able to get by any obstacle put before you.Make it happen. Believe it can happen. It will happen

I Saythank You To My Dear Oldest Friend In Fubar Who Lives I N W.virginia / And For Other Friends In Here Too>
Ty G ; > You realy seem to be around when Im down , and sent that run at right time , ty hun.. hugs . Hope your evening and weekend goes well .. Wow my friends in her seem to know when im down , hmm hugs to all ; ty for all you in my life too what gems you all are to me.. Hugs diana

The Nightingale...
Yesterday I thought that I walked alone And that love Was just a memory But a nightingale Followed me back home And my love was waiting There for me I had lost my faith As lovers often do When the storm clouds Gather overhead But the nightingale Sang a note so true That I knew I'd lost My fear instead And to think that I said Love was for fools And that time would never Heal these old wounds But the nightingale saved A prayer for me In the twilight he played A faithful tune I have heard the lark Over in the vale And I've heard The lonesome whippoorwill But the sweetest song Is the nightingale's And I know I'll Never get my fill

Now That I've Found You...
Now That I've Found You Terri Clark How can I believe That my heart would find Someone like you You see me, The real me No in bewteens, I had nowhere to hide You took away the Walls around me Made me feel safe To share my truth I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken Is holding nothing back Now that I found you You hold me like a prayer, You touch me everywhere A lifetime just ain't enough To love you true Now that I found you I do believe We're meant to be Our chemistry will Last forever And through the years We'll see some tears We'll conquer fears And together we will grow Look through your eyes They tell me I no longer have To be alone I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken Is holding nothing back Now that I found you You hold me like a prayer, You touch me everywhere A lifetime just ain't enough To love you true Now that I found you I see the heavens open, A heart that once was broken

This Kind Of Love...
This Kind Of Love Sister Hazel This kind of love Makes me feel Ten feet tall It makes all my Problems fall And this kind of trust Helps me to hold the line I'll be there every time This kind of love It's what I dreamed about Yeah it fills me up Baby it leaves no doubt This kind of love It's why I'm standing here It's something that We can share I can't enough of This kind of love This kind of hope Is what I try to find And now I can't deny I believe And this kind of faith Is so unshakeable It's unmistakable It's bigger than me Your love can move A mountain It makes my world Go round It's always there To guide me I'm so lucky That I found This kind of love Is what I dreamed about Yeah it fills me up Baby it leaves no doubt This kind of love It's why I'm standing here It's something that We can share I can't get enough of This kind of love

Tom Petty - Runnin Down A Dream
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down I had the radio on, I was drivin The trees went by, me and del were singin Little runaway, I was flyin Yeah runnin down a dream That never would come to me Workin on a mystery, goin wherever it leads Im runnin down a dream I felt so good, like anything was possible I hit cruise control, and rubbed my eyes The last three days, the rain was unstoppable It was always cold, no sun shine Yeah Im runnin down a dream That never would come to me Workin on a mystery, goin wherever it leads Runnin down a dream I rolled on as, the sky grew dark I put the pedal down, to make some time Theres something good, waitin down this road Im pickin up, whatever is mine Im runnin down a dream That never would come to me Workin on a mystery, goin wherever it leads Im runnin down a dream

Tag! You're It.
Disclaimer: I did not write this nor do I have any clue who did. I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them. I want to play kickball during recess and paint with watercolors in art. I want to lie under a big Oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summers day. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, addition tables and simple nursery rhymes. But that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. When all you knew was to be happy because you didn't know all the things that should make you worried and upset. I want to think that the world is fair. That eve

.where I Live.
I was doing some research and came across this, some of which I knew and some I did not. Birmingham, Alabama is the largest city in the United States. In fact, the city is so big, that parts of it are classified as being in surrounding counties of Alabama. The far-reaching city was recently voted as being one of the best cities in which to live. The economy is diversified, bringing together business and industry. Although manufacturing is the leading industry in Birmingham, medical research and publishing are strong competitors for workman and income. Birmingham is most noted for being the location where the Civil Rights movement began in the 1960’s, making the Old and New South come together and form a diverse cultural backdrop for a nation quickly changing its ideology. Famous Birmingham notables include Kate Jackson, Emmylou Harris, Fannie Flagg, Nell Carter, Courtney Cox, Ruben Studdard, Taylor Hicks, and Wayne Rogers. Fast Facts City population: 242,820 Metropoli

Im Gona Loose A Friend Soon And Well >it,s God ,s Will Be Done Not Mine>
it hurts alot but ill cope with it; As I always do ,grieving is never easy thing.. And more come to to me asking; Me to pray cause they suffer and have illiness to ; So galdy I say Ill do this pray ; for all in need . But God can hear all and if you If you,d Trust to in your hearts to pray to him yourselfs also ;He,d hear you and he,d know ;He knows your hearts , He knows you frightend of the end ; To come death as we know it ; But He offers Salvation thru Jesus Christ . If you place your soul and faith in God then you wont fear ; Its just the pain you,ll feel or transition from life to death but be not afraid God walks with you thru it . He has such great love for all of you. Our pain will never be or equal to our Christ; Who died on the cross so just place your faith in God ;His will be done .You see tomorow will come eternal life you,ll have ; And you,ll never have to go thru death again any more.. Amen ; Praise God the Almighty One ..who loved us so that ,the He sent Hi

Funny
FUNNY By: hotones41 Mood: happy Date: 08/25/2007 10:02:48 Music: None FUNNY The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That n

Horror Scope
Aries Try not to worry too much about what your coworkers are thinking or feeling -- if they aren't being up front with you, that's their problem. You've got to take advantage of the situation right away. those of you who know my particular dilemma of late will smile now...

Las Vegas Churches
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.:) YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU .?

Random Thoughts
I wish people had the ability to say what they feel, and feel what they say. I can't stand ignorance. I've found that a slow, passionate kiss is far more appealing and arousing than just about anything that usually follows it. I have done things I'm not proud of, and yet I regret nothing. I have come in second where I wanted so badly to be first. I believe nothing is impossible, only improbable. I believe love is the greatest achievement of all, but remember that love comes in many forms. I give more than I receive to people that don't deserve it, and not enough to people that do, but that's going to change. I think laughter is real magic, but most of all I am just like you...searching for something...I'm tired of being used and treated badly by people who don't deserve me. No excuses

I Don't Feel Normal
When the Moon Sets That's when you're at your best I don't feel normal because I can write this poem from deep within, but no one else understands me? Or if they do, they just put me off until it's conveint with them. But I have a raging Soul, and I have to speak When only lonely crickets chirp Sounds more inviguating than a burp When you and I lay next to eachother I dream our daughter has a brother When your next to me I'm close to you When you're holding me I relax like an Alley cat When your lips touch mine I enjoy the best of the wine When we talk to God He listens When we read God He writes We listen When I've accepted him He keeps an eye for us

Little Boys And Their Daddies
3:00pm found me sitting with three other families in a 15x30 room, chairs lining all four walls, two doors leading to and from the room: the unlocked one through which the family members enter, the locked one through which our children are escorted every Saturday and Sunday for their thirty minute family visit. It wasn't too long before the tell-tale sounds of little hands jiggling the handle of the locked door reqached our ears. Instinctively I knew it could only be one set of eager hands, unwilling to be patient until the nurses could come to unlock the door and let them through. Yes, the the familiar high-piched squeal of little Eric through the door confirmed it. Well, when the door opened he shot like a bullet straight across the room to me, a giant apple in his hands, yelling "DADDY!". The apple, of course, was for me. You see, every time I visit him, he saves the fruit from one of his meals to give to me as a present. Sometimes it is an apple, sometimes an orange. And they

Attorney's Advice - No Charge
ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS # printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary. But if you have

Musings On Tom Cruise And Ww2 History
Car Locator Find the car of your dreams today with Times Online Navigation - link to other main sections from here Skip Navigation Times Online fred_bloggs Janice Turner Opening quote Fear of crime is pernicious enough Closing quote Janice Turner Send your views * News * Comment * Business * Sport * Life & Style * Arts & Entertainment * Our Papers * Audio / Video * Classifieds * Career & Jobs * Driving * Education * Food & Drink * Health * Property * Travel * Court & Social * Women * Men * Related Features Sponsored by Windows Live Search Where am I? Home * Life & StyleMen * My Profile * Offers * Sitemap From The Times August 24, 2007 To kill the Fuhrer Claus von Stauffenberg, played by Tom Cruise in a new movie, was executed in 1944 after a bomb that he placed almost killed Hitler. His son Berthold explains how his father almo

-funny-
A Fireman is driving home from work one afternoon still in uniform when he saw a little girl in a little red wagon with ladders and a hose on the side. He stopped and said "That's a nice truck you got there partner." She smiled real big and said "Thanks!" Then the fireman noticed she had her cat and dog tied to it, the dog by his neck, the cat by his testicles. He bent down to her level and said "I don't wanna tell you how to run your rig now, but I bet the cat would pull it faster if the rope was around his neck." The little girl said "Yeah, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

Wanna Be A Dj On Fubar??
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BEING A DJ ON FUBAR OR IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOT EXPERIENCE, COME CHECK OUT THE CHERRY SINGLES LOUNGE......AND ILLUSIONZZ RADIO, WE'RE LOOKIN FOR SOME GOOD DJ'S FOR BOTH DAY AND NIGHT TIME SLOTS.........LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,THANX! :D

People Who Play With Other Peoples Heads
I have come to the conclusion that this world is filled with nothing but people who will lie, hurt, and steal their way thru life, just to make themselves happy, regardless of who they hurt! I joined fubar to hopefully meet a nice woman..but I am beginning to doubt their existance. So i guess I can be like everyone else, and thats turn into an asshole egotistoical male, like most women seem to want, grow a beard, get fat, get s few tats, and buy me a harley...that seems to be the only vibration a woman wants. but.........and this is a big BUT, should there be a lady out there, that seeks happiness, and she doesn't live on the moon, look me up! Peace out ya'all!

Fakes
I'm so sorry for your loss (FUCK YOU) I know you're going to miss him (WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?) I know you loved him very much. (THAT DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT) Tell me about him. (WHY? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CARE.) What am I going to do now? (DO YOU THINK I HONESTLY GIVE A SHIT?) He did so much for me. (YEAH, WELL, HE SAVED MY LIFE.) He looks good. (HE'S DEAD.) He's not hurting anymore. (YES, I KNOW...I TOOK OVER THAT JOB FOR HIM.) It will get easier as time goes by. (YEAH? LIKE WHEN?)

A Little Math...
Saturday=3 or 4 hours Wednesday=9 hours Thursday=16.5 hours Friday=6.5 hours Total= 35 hours, approx. Today=6 hours Tomorrow=14 hrs Tuesday=15 hrs Total= 35 hours, approx. For not working alot of days I'm having a fuck ton (which is more than a shitload, btw) of hours. I wish I could remember how many hours I had the week before last... only around 30 I think. Ah well I find out on Wednesday. Anyways... went out last night. Chad called me up and FINALLY took me to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 at the Palace. When I first met him over a year ago he promised to take me to see the second one, but that didn't happen. So he made up for it now. I have some really awesome friends... :) And right now I'm tired as hell so.. XOXO

Anger Management
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really

If You Ever Want To Know
My Lady; I know you have doubts and I know you are concerned that you will once again be hurt for letting someone in your heart. As sure as the sun shall rise and the moon will follow I will forever be faithful. As often as the tide will change and the wind will blow I will show you that I love you. As deep as the oceans, as high as the mountains are the lengths I will go to for your happiness. For as long as time will last; so shall my love and devotion for you. You need only to want these things and to be willing to return them in kind and our time together will be an eternity of happiness and love. Always & Forever Love & Cherish JBEAR

I Like To Write Poetry :)
moment to moment alarm clock off to alarm clock on ticking off structured items neatly constructed and carried out moment to moment calm, calculation satisfied customer all the while the internal pressure cooker bubbles and steams stewing god knows what hissssing steam until that thing that devilish, delightful thing dominates the moment pressure cooker is ready to explode and then, oh and then that wild moment giving in letting go perfection interupted for one delicious, wild moment

I Got Your Back.........
ROSES ARE RED DIAMONDS ARE BLUE I WILL FIGHT ANY BODY THAT FUCKS WITH U NOW SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHOSE BACK U GOT +88_________________+880_______ _+880_______________++80_______ _++88_____Homie____+880________ _++88_____________++88________ __+880___________++88_________ __+888_________++880__________ __++880_______++880___________ __++888_____+++880____________ __++8888__+++8880++88_________ __+++8888+++8880++8888________ ___++888++8888+++888888+80____ ___++88++8888++8888888++888___ ___++++++888888fx88888888888___ ____++++++88888888888888888___ ____++++++++000888888888888___ _____+++++++00008f8888888888___ ______+++++++00088888888888___ _______+++++++0888f8888888____ _______+++++++08888l888888____ ________+++++++8888888888 and YOU WERE VOTED ONE OF THE COOLEST FRIENDZ ON FUBAR IF YOU GET JUST ONE: YOU'RE A LOSER. 2:ABOVE LOSER. 3:COOL. 4:COOL 2 HANG AROUND WITH. 5:REALLY,REALLY,COOL. 6NE OF THE COOLEST FRIENDZ ON FUBAR."

New Game
Alright, spent some time on it this morning.... Asnd just finnished it about 5 minutes ago, it's just a small little game I made in VB6, so if anybody would mind take'n a look at it for me, and givin me some feedback, or even some ideas on if something should be added or anything, I'd like to hear some opinions.... If ya want it, just lemme know, I'll send ya the rar file...

Tear Drops
I′m gonna name you sled a suitable nick name its true Cause only ever dogs would consider pulling you? Or maybe better again I′ll aptly name you egg timer You make love in all of two minutes this name suits you finer You′ll never settle down end up lonely and old its true Unable to keep love afire a waster and loser right through

Last Man Standing
He stood alone, a champion of war Upon a broken battlefield of gore Corpses lay strewn around his armoured feet Each told a tale of how death came to greet He wiped the splatter of blood from his eyes The sound of pain and mourning, distant cries Too overwhelmed with fear and relief He failed to notice the defeater’s grief He had endured the sharp blade and long spear The touch of death, of wild primitive fear Fighting for his life in the dead of the night And against all odds he had won the fight Now a weary body tiredly dips As a sword from bloody hands slips And in the distance the sun rose to see Him standing alone in victory

Never Again
He's walking away from me. His back is tense, and I know he's angry with me. I suppose he's got a right to be angry. He's looking back at me now with that look in his eyes. The look that says I've disappointed him again. I know I'm a coward for not even trying. He's been waiting twenty years, and I can't even try. He's getting in his truck, Heading back to that empty place he calls home. Soon I'll have to go back to my own empty life, and wait for the next time we can see each other again. It's not so different from what we've done for the last two decades. Except, I have this awful feeling that something's going to happen. This feeling is so over powering, making it hard to breathe. Every second takes him further and further away from me. I want to go after him. I want to beg him to stay and never leave my side. Why couldn't I just tell him what he wanted to hear? Why couldn't I just tell him I love him? Instead, I say nothing. I do nothing. I just stand

It's A Great Day To Be Alive....
...unless, of course, you happen to be my ex. In which case....SUCKS TO BE YOU! The wheels of justice grind forward, slowly and inexorably, occasionally running over the innocent. However, today in Chancery Court for the County of Sullivan in the State of Tennessee, the wheels of justice roared into life and dropped themselves right on top of my ex's head. Here's the scoop. On 30 July we had a Child Support Hearing. She has not been paying her support and the State was going after her. She appears in court without a lawyer. She tells the judge (under oath) that she had just hired a lawyer that weekend and that he had instructed her to ask for a postponement. Unusual, thought the Court, as lawyers usually appear in court in person to do that but they let her do it and gave her a postponement until 27 August. Fast-forward to today, 27 August. Court is in session at 8:30am. No ex, no one there looking like a lawyer missing a client. The case is called. She's not there. The DA inf

How To Avoid Pollen
When HEPA Helps Vacuuming can be a blessing or a curse. Sucking everything in is excellent — as long as it stays in the vacuum bag and doesn’t blow out the machine’s exhaust mechanism and back into the air. Vacuums with HEPA filters or a double bag help keep the particles where they should be — trapped inside the vacuum. HEPA filters are also available in stand-alone air cleaners, but these aren’t the perfect solution. Whereas the air cleaners work well for cat dander, which is a light particle and stays airborne for a comparatively long time, they don’t work so well for dust mite particles, which are heavier and settle more quickly. Avoiding Pollen Exposure Print This Page Send to a Friend Here are some ways to minimize your pollen exposure: Stay indoors when the pollen count is high, especially on dry, windy days. Stay indoors between 5 a.m. and 10 a.m., when airborne pollen is likely to be at its highest each day. Keep home windows closed

Alabama...new Version...cross Canadian Ragweed
She picked up the telephone All she heard was dial tone She really thought she heard it ring this time She said what am I thinking I must be only dreaming Or maybe its the hundred times hes crossed my mind Just tonight She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much Tossing and turning her skins still burning From the fire in his hands Runnin on empty she needs somebody But somebody wouldnt understand Then the telephone rings She said maybe I miss your lovin Maybe I miss your kiss just a little bit Maybe I miss your body lyin right next to mine Maybe I miss your touch a little too much They talked about Savannah Sweet home Alabama And how he missed the way she always smiled Are you coming back soon By the Harvest moon If I have to walk every mile on my knees

Stereotypes
When I was in Iraq I met so many civillians who were kind and caring and happy to see us and glad to see us. They taught us some of the ways that they do things and were so happy to share with us. I got to know a father and son very well as his son is the same age as my youngest brother, 8. One day Ali said to me, "You are a good man Matt. There ought to be more like you in this world. This world needs more people like you." I thanked him and then asked him what he meant by, "there ought to be more like you in this world." His reply was fairly simple. "You have a good heart, a good mind, you do not hate for no reason, and you do not see a person of my culture as a terrorist and nothing more." I've thought a lot about that man and have wondered if he and his son and the rest of his family are OK since I've moved on to another part of the world . I've thought a lot about what he said and how true those simple words are. I was just as scared and as angry as the next person

Upset
What is wrong with everybody? Why so crude? Where did I fault them? When have I hurt anybody? All my trust... "Best Friends" - I called them Why for every word of goodness So much trouble, so much pain? Why does good inspire rudeness? Why upset me, why again? I don't need no chaperone, I will cope with life alone!

My Closet
I'll fucken blow your brains out If you ever hurt her like that again The way you kill her on the inside Make her feel like shit within But she's so beautiful You cant compare to her So her fucked her up with dirty lies Molested her with hateful words You make me want to stab you Want to vomit in your fucken face Coz, bitch, she is my sister You need to get put back in your place You lies bang her in the face And kill her sweet little heart Fuck, now you deal with me Can you finish what you start? Never walk into the night alone Or snicker as you walk by Coz If I hear a word of it You can kiss yourself goodbye Youre an awful bitchy girl For all the trouble that you give But the next time that you bitch at her I swear that you wont live I'll beat you to a bloody pulp Until you scream and cry Then lock you in my closet And leave you there to die You gambling threefold When you roll my dice So you stupid 'GREEN' before you speak I suggest that

This Ones Over The Edge
Some men are really out there are they not? Met my main man yesterday and he flipped me out. Told me he would own me for the rest of my life - I'm like sure Baby don't think so - I've never cheated on a man in my life. What makes him think he so special I will cheat on one now just for him? He needs to get over himself - arrogance is not what I need in a lover. I'll share with him until I meet the man of my dreams then it's over. If he wants me that bad, then he can get a divorce and have me. I just can't believe he went there with me.

Mi Amor
The heart is so fragile, To open it to someone is to become vonalble, I try to be so strong, But every now and then, My defenses weaken, And my soul is penetrated, Fantasy out weighs reality, Trapped in what may be instead of what is, Desire is described as fire, Because it burns deep with in, Once it has been ignited, It searches for fuel, So that it may never fizzle to ash, That is my spirit, passionate, Hot , ready to explode into flames, Is that what you see when you look into my eyes? Intrigues you, Yet somehow frightens you? An enheightened level of sexual energy, Raw and uninhibited, Endless in possibilities, Of what should be and what will, Please don't fear these depths, Embrace them and we will discover true euphoria.

My Pain Will Lessen
When is it time to say goodbye, To all the love I've known, When is it time to end your pain, And leave me all alone? I've watched you on your good days when I feel your strength renewed; But shortly after little ups, The down days then ensue. We ride this roller-coaster of Emotions as we try, To make it through another day, And yet, I can't deny ... That as I look into your face On days that have been bad, I see a look that beckons me It's tired, and hurt, and sad. The little spark I used to see Behind those loving eyes, Is growing ever clouded By life's cruel inhumane side. I try to see beyond the pain You feel with every step; And softly whisper to myself This may get better yet. If I can bear to watch you Just another day or two; I justify my reasons to Ensure I cling to you. For letting go is harder for The person left behind; It means that if I let you go, I cannot turn back time. Back to the days I long for now, When you were full

Silence Me
There are always so many words and thoughts that infuse themselves into my mind. All the time, there is no rest, no silence. I have tried and tried with no avail to silence myself. Nothing works. Nothing. Once, in the very distant past, there was a person who could silence me. The memories are hard to pull up now, but I can remember tendrils of being silent, just being when he was around. Perhaps this was a bad thing, maybe I was too "into" him to notice the outside world. Maybe I should never go back to that place... So why do I seem to crave the idea of silence? Or maybe it is the idea of having someone I can be distracted by? The words that come to mind most often is someone to wrap themselves around my thoughts and evelope my mind.... If only that were possible.

Eternity
Wandering in darkness grope, Finding not a glimpse of hope. Fingers touch to find my way, Each foot fall, my heart betrays The fear which drives me through the day. Suddenly the ground is lost, Flailing arms as body's tossed. Splashing down in crimson pool, The warm embrace is much too cruel, I curse this lowly, wretched fool. Floundering in this self made hell, Warmth increasing as I dwell, Within the confines I create, Screaming as myself berate, Giving in to this, my fate.

Reality
Death, departure, walk away, walk out Should I or should I not pout Family and friends Lovers and one-night stands I have loved, lost and lived How do I trust, how do I love again I should move on, it's all in my past But my pain remains, continues and lasts This pain lingers in my heart, mind and soul Damn it - why is this world so cold How can I have faith in God and family When people I love are taken from me Where can I find true and loyal friends I'm sick of the lies, fights and revenge Hurt continuously, hurt at a young age How do I love again with all of my rage How do I get past all of this, show me a sign So I can leave my sadness, pain and crying behind

Wings To Fly
How can I always lend a hand But ignore the cries within myself It brings me joy to bring you a smile But my emptiness still sits up on the shelf Inside my heart will always bleed But I will never let it be shown on my face Only the tear that falls down my cheek Will give you a glimpse, a shadow, a trace I suffocate when I try to breathe The chains you gave won't let my body go I have dreams, and needs, and wants My body is numb, I think maybe you should know I struggle with my demons each day You feed them while you slowly watch me die Please let me be and please set me free I want to smile as I look up at the sky I want the moon to brighten the night I want the clouds to pass me on by I want the stars to guide me to heaven And I want wings to life me and fly

Only In America(thanx I Am What I Am, Nothin More Nothin Less)
ONLY IN AMERICA : Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in t he driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with thei

Prayer2
The first sentence is pretty powerful. "God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go." Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you. Amen. Now send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours you caused a multitude of people to pray for other people.Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life. PS. Five is good, but more is better, who else do you know that needs a prayer?

Bests Songs
And I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything seems like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know your alive And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am...

Everyone Should Read This
In memory of Belinda Emmett, in appreciation of Kylie Minogue, and anyone else you know that has been struck down by cancer A handsome, middle-aged man walked quietly into the cafe and sat down. Before he ordered, he couldn't help but notice a group of younger men at the table next to him. It was obvious they were making fun of something about him, and it wasn't until he remembered he was wearing a small pink ribbon on the lapel of his suit that he became aware of what the joke was all about. The man brushed off the reaction as ignorance, but the smirks began to get to him. He looked one of the rude men square in the eye, placed his hand beneath the ribbon and asked, quizzically, This?' With that the men all began to laugh out loud. The man he addressed said, as he fought back laughter, 'Hey, sorry man, but we were just commenting on how pretty your pink ribbon looks against your blue jacket!' The middle aged man calmly motioned for the joker to come over to his tab

A Night In The Hospital
Nothing to it, really - I slipped, I fell - okay, I tripped on a broken chair from the night before. (I vaguely remember something involving Jello Pudding Snacks, a cat-o-nine-tails and six condoms lined up on the table.) So I end up bent over like a geriatric hobbling into the ER. We waited several short hours to be shown into our semi-private cubicle and the Doc says I need traction. "Are you sure it isn't his prostate, Kildare? I'd be glad to hold him down for an exam." They had me trussed up with weights and wires when Diane came into the room. "Damn, Bub, you know how much I like pulleys!" Luckily, the vicodin was kicking in, because she climbed across me and looped her feet through the guard rails. Every time she yanked the cables my legs flew up around her ears and she let out a whoop. "We oughta loop this sucker around the little guy." The next day, on the way out, she made the nurse an offer for a used hospital bed.

Whats Happening?
Weve always been closer than anyone else. Youve always been there for me. When there was something I couldnt tell anyone, you always seemed to know. Weve always been just alike, you and I. The envy of everyone. Most the time I didnt even have to tell you what was on my mind. You always just seemed to know. There wasnt anything I couldnt tell you. No one could ever come between us. But lately its as if its all changing. Nothings like it used to be. I know people change, but our relationship aint the same. I dont know what I can tell you. Cant bring myself to say it. It seems as though were growing apart. And theres nothing I can do about it. I dont want to lose what we have left. I want it to last forever. But it seems as though life is straining our friendship. Weve always been best friends, just a bonus that were sisters too. But it seems as though nothing I do, can make it like it was. Just help me to understand whats happening between us.

Alone In The Darkness!
It's dark I'm losing sight of the light. Can this be true might I die? Who will miss me, who would care. I wonder why this happened to me an not you. Not that of course i would wish tis on anyone, but more as a question. So many times I have often wondered especially lately what my family my friends my kids would do without me? I'm faced with darkness but whats so hard is I'm facing it alone, Noone here no one to care. Noone to hold me when I'm scared. So if i have to face it alone i'll live each day like there is no tommorrow. In the darkness.

Why?
Why are men so fucking stubborn? Damn Im divorcing the asshole and he still gets to me. 28 fucking years of mental abuse. I finally wake up and realize it and tell him I want out. I found the lawyer, and I file for divorce. Now the asshole decides he is going to file bankruptcy and he wont wait until the divorce is final. SO I get sucked up into this shit too. How does he find all these ways to hurt me. Its not just the words, God knows he is an expert at that. But FUCK FUCK FUCK! When will this nightmare end?!

Words Of Wisdom
Read this...I mean REALLY read this ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you ," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why

Math Question 3
Melanie buys 2.75 pounds of turkey, 3.5 pounds of Ham, 2.25 pounds of roast beef, and 0.75 pounds of bologna. How many total pounds of meat did Melanie buy? A)10.75 pounds B) 9.75 pounds C) 11.25 pounds D) 9.25 pounds

$50 For $100
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour." SON: "Oh! . . . with his head down SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?" The father was furious. DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get

Headaches
Headaches A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ â€œI do not have a headacheâ€ Well, it worked! The headaches are all gone." â€œWell, that is wonderful" proclaims the husband. His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and come

Something I Think Is Important
Hi everyone1 I was wondering if you all could help me with something. I see a lot of military guys on here ( which in essence is no problem). What is a problem is that they are showing themselves not just in uniform, but with their name and rank clearly visible to everyone on here. I know that the overwhelming majority of you are wonderful, freedom loving folks., and I love serving my country knowing I'm protecting such a great group. What these guys are forgetting is that there could easily be enemies on here as well as friends. It's a public site and we don't always know who's watching. I don't think I'm being paranoid either. Terroist groups will go to great lengths to achieve their goals. And there's no sense in making their mission any easier by providing them even the smallest bit of information. So please, if you see a soldier's pic showing things like his name and rank could you suggest that he might want to cover that stuff up. It's for his sake, his family's sake, and for the

Philosophical Ramblings And Sage Like Wisdom....
Ok, so I've seen my share of idiotic shit posted on websites. However today someone posted this bulletin on myspace....why it was even re-posted is astonishing, the bigger question is who took the time to write this shit? I mean honestly the whole "a dead clown will appear by your bed and kill you if you don't post this" is now old...so what do these people do like have a contest on who can top each other with chain letters? So anyway here is this bulletin, which I just had to share since I laughed... WHY GUYS CRY: 1. Girls screw them over... 2. They just got hit in the balls... 3. They're about to die... 4. Their heart is broken.. 5. Because they are true men. GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl... hug him and kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that

Bottomless Pit
My heart plummets to endless misery. It plummets, down, down, down it goes. It surpasses the place of hell, and keeps on going It heads down a bottomless pit, spinning in every direction with out a clue where to go. Its surrounded by pitch black, darker then the end of day. The darkness and sorrow blankets my heart in misery, and suffocates it beyond control. My heart is now completely empty, and completely lost of soul. The saddest thing of all is there is no one there who will console

Not Suffering From Insanity--enjoying It
You scored as InSane and Probably More than just that!, Your fucknig nuts, Go eat a peanut!Biaatch! WOOHOO!InSane and Probably More than just that!83% Criminally Insane.33% Not Even Close...33% Your a sick fuck!33% Are You Crazy or Insane?created with QuizFarm.com

.truth Or Dare.
dare you... to tell me the truth.. Six things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you don't like about me 1. 2 3. 4. Three of my best features 1. 2. 3. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. Two words that describe me 1. 2. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you Truth Or Dare =) and be honest

Eyes
Do you know the relation between the EYES? They blink together... they cry together... see things together and they sleep together... EVEN IF THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.... that's FRIENDSHIP. good day! _dYaNiKa_

Jeremiah32 Verses 17&27
from my friend cecil jacob NOTHING TO HARD FOR GOD PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TODAY SOMEONE YOU KNOW NEEDS POSITIVE RE-ASSURANCE VERSE17 AH LORD GOD BEHOLD THOU HAST MADE THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTHBY THY GREAT POWER AND STRETCHED OUT ARM AND THERE IS NOTHING TOO HARD FOR THEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SAY THEY KNOW THIS ? VERSE 27 BEHOLD I AM THE LORD THE GOD OF ALL FLESH IS THERE ANY THING TOO HARD FOR ME? DO WE REALLY KNOW THAT WE CAN DEPEND ON GOD DO WE TRY TO FIX IT OURSELVES OR DO WE ALLOW THE LORD TO HAVE FREE REIN IN OUR LIVES ? THIS IS WHERE OUR FAITH IS TRIED , HOW DO WE LET GO AND LET GOD HAVE HIS WAY ? THIS WHERE WE TRUST IN HIM , AND LEAN NOT TO OUR OWN UNDERSTANDING , CAST OUR CARES ON HIM , AND LEAVE IT THERE, HE WILL PROVIDE , JUST BELIEVE , DO NOT TRY TO TAKE IT BACK , , OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD FATHER WE THANK YOU FOR , BEING AWESOME OMNIPOTENT POWERFUL , AND ALL KNOWING , THE CREATOR OF ALL FLESH , AND WE WORSHIP YOU I

A Touch
Touch is an important thing. To feel someones hand on yours or on your face. The feeling you get when someone you love touches you. The warm feeling you get in your body. Not a sexual feeling , just feel good because they are touching you with love. A kiss on the forehead by someone who loves you. One of the best feelings in the world to me. You long for the one you loves touch, sometimes it feels like your body is actually aching for them. To feel someones arms around you to hold you close your head on their chest, to hear their heartbeat. Sounds simple, but feels so special. The intimate moments so important in a relationship. It's not all about making love although that is nice to. Sometimes it's just the small touches and kisses that do so much. Like him reaching and grabbing your hand while riding in the car and holding it and caressing it. Or coming home after work and greeting each other with a kiss and a hug showing how much you missed each other during the day. Walking in the

Stay The Couse...stay The Course...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070829/pl_nm/iraq_bush_funds_dc Bush to request $50 billion more for Iraq war: report Wed Aug 29, 12:37 AM ET U.S. President George W. Bush is preparing to ask Congress for as much as $50 billion in additional funding for the war in Iraq, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday, citing a White House official. The request signals increasing White House confidence that it can fend off mounting congressional pressure to begin withdrawing U.S. troops from Iraq, the Post reported. The additional funds would come on top of about $460 billion in the fiscal 2008 defense budget and $147 billion in a pending supplemental bill to fund the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the Post said. The request is expected to be announced next month after the top U.S. commander in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, and U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker report to Congress on the state of the war, the newspaper said. Asked about the Post report, White House spokesman Scott S

Laugh For August 29
The World's Shortest Books 25. My Plan To Find The Real Killers By O.J. Simpson 24. The Catholic Guide To Great Sex 23. To All The Men I've Loved Before By Ellen Degeneres 22. The Difference Between Reality And Dilbert 21. Human Rights Advances In China 20. Things I Would Not Do For Money By Dennis Rodman 19. The Wild Years By Al Gore 18. Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean 17. America's Most Popular Lawyers 16. Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors 15. Detroit - A Travel Guide 14. Different Ways To Spell Bob 13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches 12. Easy Unix 11. Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance 10. Everything Men Know About Women 9. Everything Women Know About Men 8. French Hospitality 7. George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names 6. How To Sustain A Musical Career By Art Garfunkel 5. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette 4. Spotted Owl Recipes By PETA 3. Staple Your Way To Success

Written By A Guy!
from a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. S

So I Made This English Roast...
Best slab of beef in the English Roast department at the Butcher's.. Nicest potatoes of the White Russet Blend, yes with skins on.. The most desireable Vidalia Onion I could find, Nice fresh Baby Carrots...a propietary collaboration of herbs and spices.. and 1 critical mistake.. I cut some lemon slices and put them on top cause everyone knows lemon will make the meat fall to pieces and give some twang.. well I got a big plump lemon for the task.. guess I over did it, I didnt want the "lemon pepper" type taste.. I mean most lemon pepper lovers would praise the dish..which I cooked slowly for nearly 20 hours.. but I ruined as far as my personal tastes goes.. So when life gives you lemons..don't put it in a $30 Homemade roast lol..make a margerita or something with it instead.. Works is good, business is booking and Cindy has got to be one of the most beautiful girls I have layn eyes upon. End Blog Entry; Stardate:.. like i freaking have a clue what the stardate is lmao...

Giving Face
If you know your man well I suggest a little sucky-kissy and a tussle in bed, everything but intercourse. Men, if you don't want her too moist, I suggest getting to it fairly quick, but for those who like the taste of a woman's clean, clear lubricant, make her drip, bring her arousal to a peak by touching and feeling her. Let her suck your cock, let her feel your body, be soft and pleasant, make her feel good, get her aroused. Then once you feel the time is right, rise up and push her down gently onto the warm clean sheets and kiss her. Take a while, make the kiss a good one, women like kissing, honest. If you don't mind going in with your mouth afterwards, you could even penetrate her a few times just to open her up a little. Then look into her eyes and smile mischievously as you begin to kiss her breasts working your way down her body to her pussy. The experienced man will raise his lover's legs over his shoulders and bury his mouth into her pussy, spreading her vaginal lips

2 Angels Combined
Once our hearts were apart Once our lives were seperate Once our wings did not share Once our minds did not connect But now, I see you I feel the other part of me I sense that I am now complete No longer two, we now are No more shall we soar alone No eternal loneliness Each heart joined Each dream shared Each life combined You and I are now Angels in heart, mind and spirit Come follow me Now we are no longer alone Now we have each other Now we have love...

Stupid Pvt's
I am tired of all of these new soliders we are getting in. they are stupid. they have no common sence. they dont think on there own and who in the hell lets them think they can talk back to people who are higher then them. some PVT descided he was going to argue with my platoon seargent. WTF. soliders who think they know more then NCO's who have over 30 months of combat time. fuck them

Someone That You're With ~ Nickelback
There have been too many occasions in my life where I have felt like I'm stuck in second place, and finally there is a song that I can totally relate too...this is it...ENJOY! I reside in 209, you're in 208 You moved in last Friday night and I just couldn't wait So I tried to call across the hall to ask you out someday But a lineup formed outside your door and I was way too late Well I'd rather start off slow This whole thing's like some sort of race Instead of winning what I want I'm sitting here in second place Because somewhere the one I wanna be with's with somebody else Oh god, I wanna be that someone that you're with I wanna be that someone that you're with And I can talk about it all day long 'til I run out of breath But I still wanna be that someone that you're with I've got to be that someone that you're with and I'm pacing by the phone 'Cause I hate to be alone And if you're out there with him somewhere and just about to kiss God I wanna be that someone

Homework And Fighting Over It
The school system here has created a new way of keeping the parents informed about their kids' grades, it is called school loop. It is fantastic! You know exactly what your child has for homework and if they are missing anything and what they got for a grade on each assignment and test. I am so glad that the school district has provided this to parents. Today, I went on the site to see if my son has missed any assignments and low and behold, he is missing one he was supposed to turn in Monday. I called him at his lunch break and calmly told him that I know he didn't turn it in and that if he didn't not want to be grounded this weekend, that he had better get it turned in or have a note from the teacher saying he did turn it in. He said he had and then he got angry telling me that there was no way I could see his personal stuff. I laughed and told him exactly what he got on his quiz and his homework for 2 of his classes. He quickly realized I actually have access. He stup

Earthquakes And Oceans
She says she wants rough fuck soft but I know one way - straight ahead - so I am stuck between the mountain and the mounting, made slack by silly hopes and dreams of "oh my god"s and earthquakes while ripples where we tread water get more satisfaction than this tired old stiff, standing with the flesh of young and sweet so close. I'm confused, connected to her by her hands laid down upon the handle and her hair afloat and reaching like tentacles of some damn sea creature sucking like a siren to the rocks of, damn it, yes, rough fuck soft. I'll give in and give it to her just the way she wants it and I'll love it, want more, and make her again and again here and on the beach, in her bed, in mine, the kitchen floor, the bathtub, then begin again until this old stiff is finished and they bury me at sea. © All rights reserved

Hearing Problems
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Can't Remember The Last Time I Slept This Well
The crisp night air kisses my skin, As I creep into bed with tired eyes, I pull the blankets up to my chin, And remember childhood lullabies. The warmth of memories hugs me tight, A smile decks my sleepy face, I whisper to myself, "Goodnight," Soon to be swept to a dreamy place. My eyelids close and breathing slows, Entering the corners of my mind, Serenity from my head to toes, As worries of the day unwind. There is no knowing of time, or care, A nightly gift one cannot keep, In thoughts or dream, so unaware, Bundled up, drifting to sleep.

Retirement Fun!
Retirement Fun! Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus - and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. They say it's important

.........................................earthquake Hits Mexico
EARTHQUAKE HITS MEXICO A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The entire European community (except France) is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans. God Bless America -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get a sneak peek of the all-new AOL.com.

Yea Now Is The Time
FOR REAL PEOPLE NOW I AM GOIN 2 SAY IT CAUSE ITS GETTIN ON MY NERVERS. TELLIN YOU KNOW I AM TIRED OF BIN FUCKED WITH BY ANY 1. SHIT IS GETTIN OLD ADULTS FUCK NO ITS A BUNCH OF LIL KIDS IN ADULTS BODYS. TELL YOU THIS NOW YOU FUCK ME I WILL FUCK YOU

Another Thought Of Her
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. I began to work on your lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. I moved atop of you easily, And lowered myself gently. Kissing you as I filled you. As a gasp broke the kiss, My hands stroked the stray strands, Away from your forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and demanding thrusts

Laid Bare
Moody Brooding Needy Wanting to be in this dark place, craving how it feels Needing someone to share it To keep me safe here Someone who knows Who has been there and knows its pleasures Someone who wants to be here The mental connection Things said without words Longing to belong, be understood If only for a while The ache, the need overwhelms Clouds my judgment Keep it a secret Don’t show anyone They don’t understand I feel the calmness of his control The safety The acceptance He knows how to get in Walks right through the door Of the place I show no one I let him in my mind Show him my soul The demon is there The one I struggle to hide from the world He touches it with just his voice The demon responds I can feel it become quiet and calm As it responds to his wishes He sates the demon Calmly puts it back where it belongs The demon is quiet again And I am set free He steps back and locks the door to my hell The dark place feels wonde

Words 1
ALL I HAD LEFT WHERE SOME BILLS, A BED CRAMED INTO THE CORNER, AND MY BOOKS. WHEN I OPEN THEM, I CLOSED YOU . THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERED. ~ I WANTED HEMINGWAY'S INSANITY, GINSBERG'S SOFTNESS, AND POE'S PEN. I WANTED TO DRINK LIKE BUKOWSKI, TO SHOOT DOPE LIKE BURROUGHS, AND FUCK LIKE MILLER. I GAVE IT MY BEST, AND IT GOT ME HERE. ~ IT ALLOWED ME TO WEAR BLUE COLLARS AND SWEEP FLOORS, AND SWEAT ALONE, AND SHARE SOME WORD THAT MATTERED ONLY TO ME. ~ IF I'LD HAVE KNOW THAT ALL THOSE PAGES AND ALL THOSE WORDS WOULD HAVE BOILDED DOWN TO THIS? I WOULD HAVE STOPPED READING LONG AGO. ~ NOW IT'S TO LATE, I'M TIRED, AND IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.

Untitled Poem
Sea of everlasting sorrow wondering if there will be tommorrow. As day turns to an endless night thoughts of you haunt me. Like shadows from the past how long could this night last. Restless and deprived is my soul that wants to fly. Trapped in a world of my own making. I can only blame myself for this undertaking. Suffacation leads to my desperation, heart, soul and mind are the hardest things to combine. For never where a three so contriary as these. I have learned when your heart is in it your bound to get burned. Heed my warnings and take them well to mess with the emotions of the heart is pure hell. Minds can forget but the heart always remembers. JAK 8-31-07 "mistress"

The Answer To All Your Questions....
The answer to all your questions.... Ok people of Fubar. Due to the same old questions being asked of me and my messages going into overload I decided to go ahead and blog all the answers for you! What color panties am I wearing? I am wearing HUGE, lime green with black polka dot granny panties. I know hot right? Would I like to have a threesome? Meaning what? 2guys, 2 girls, beastiality be more specific AND HELL NO I WON"T! Would you like to meet and go out? Honestly, the first or second message, you could be Jeffery Dahmer for all I know. Do I like younger men? Hmmm... Where do I work? Until ya get to know me I will never tell, sorry goes back to that Jeffery Dahmer thing. What do I do for work? I help build and facilitate the formula for which........Come on read the profile it is there! Will you marry me? Sure I will when you get your drivers license!! What do I think about birth control? ...........(sorry listening to the crickets) What am I doing?

Finally!!
OK So I'm not very good at this blogging thing, but I'll give it a try :). I've finally reached a place where I'm honestly happy with my life - aside from still recovering from mono, that is. I've had this little argument going about work and it just hit me - I'm there for my wonderful clients, not my employer. So I'm going to stay there while working on doing my private practice and getting to where I can do only that. It's so exciting!! I'm such a lucky person to be living the life I do. I have it so much easier than a lot of people and I intend to make the best of it every day. As for my social life - it's picking up as I get better - which is good. I really need to get out!! LOL I would like to remind all of my close friends - people who have seen me completely vulnerable and with my guard down that I love you! You guys are so wonderful and special to me and I'll always be thankful for your love. How could I wake up every day without you?? Hmmm I think that went well.

Gooey
I am sticky up sticky in sticky down sticky out gooey gushing mushy milk-white at the tip where her lips touch my oh-my-yes. I am gooey gone sticky hard sliding down mushy wet milky yes gushing going coming finding filling fumbling crumbling at the taste of her the touch of it the scent of us the molten milky motions of our skins inside around right there where we have joined. © All rights reserved

Life Hot Spots
HOW TO WALK THROUGH LIFE'S HOT SPOTS. Living through the pressures of life can be compared to walkingthrough fire. The Old Testament prophet Isaiah believed that if youhave faith in God, you can walk through fire and not be burned. Hedidn't promise that you won't feel the heat, just that you won't beburned. Keep On Walking. A surefire way to get burned is to stop walking. When you are afraid,or under extreme stress, or hurting -- keep going. You will getthrough if you keep dealing with the everyday tasks at hand to thebest of your ability. PERSEVERE Remember That This Difficult Time Will Pass.It may feel that you are in a repeating time warp, but realize thatpain is time-limited. All problems have a beginning and an end. BEPATIENT Make Rough Times Work For You.Not everything is good, but the Bible reminds us that everything canbe used for good if you submit your will to God. Look for ways tolearn, grow, or cope in your pain or stress. HAVE COURAGE Take "What Is" And Make The Most Of

Interesting
Take this quiz: 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. 5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor actress. 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school. 2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time. 3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile. 4. Think of a few people who have made you feel, appreciated and special. 5. Think

Robert (past Tense)
O.k. so I thought he was a good friend however I was mistaken. I've been nice to this guy an yet everytime we would talk either he would misunderstand me or the other way around, now he had went off on me today about some shit in which I didn't know what the hell he was talking about, got words mixed up and now he is tellin me to go away I'm bothering him.... What a fucking joke...You really think you've got a good friend an yet all ya get is heartach!

Jessi Malay's New Website
Here is Jessi Malay's new website For now it is mostly the same as her myspace.com website but there will be newer features added within time. jessimalay.com you can even blog on her new website.

Pissed Off
AHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. this fucking sucks ass. i moved to NC about a year ago, and i still have no fucking friends. had a gf she broke up with me, and last time i called her i could tell by the tone of her voice she didnt want to talk. i want to go see halloween but im not gonna go alone. i cant get anyone to go. hell even if i pay i still cant. havnt gotten laid in i dont know how long. do nothen but school and work. fill time at both, dont even have enough fucking time to go out to a fucking club or bar to make friends. cant get anyone around me on line to fucking talk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHATS WROSE. how pathic i am that i really havnt made a friend in a year. or that iv went years with out friends and never had any problems...some how made alot, moved and now im going fucking nuts. on my only days off all i d

Wtf?
One day Superman is really horny and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on a beach naked! He gets an idea... "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her powers. So he zooms down and fucks her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that!?!". Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but my ass hurtz like hell!"

A Simple B!t)h..........
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simp

Closing......
We are closeing one chapter of human history, we're going to open another. In the opening and closing of these chapters, much chaos is possible. There are wonderful things happening on Earth and have been for 150 years. Wonderful new ideas, new institutions, new ways of living, everything is extremely promising. On the other hand we have this carcass of an old world that is dying. Right now, WE ALL; going thrugh the death throes. Yet, here is this new world that has already been born, and is growing and is going to continue for thousands of years. NO - IT ISN'T GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD. WE ARE WITNESSING THE END OF THE OLD WORLD. WE OUR IN THE STAGES OF THE GOLDEN ERA OF THE HUMAN RACE. ONE THAT WILL LAST 500,000 YEARS!!! So, that's exciting and beautiful, it has to be shared, and spread the word. Are you aware of these crazey and ingorant other drams played out?? Focus on the good and the positive. There is no doulbt about des

Vivid.....
Seems like yesterday; but, it was long ago...... no words could ever seem as true as this proverb. Tonight, as I do many of nights; as the darkest of sky slowly fads into a deep hugh of midnight blue, reflect upon where I'm going, but most importantly...... where I've been. Feels like a lifetime ago; when the world was new, fresh and untouched. I looked forward to this second; where I'm writting now. At the time I had no idea what laid ahead of me.... just knew the ending. Feels like a fragment of a dream I barely remember upon awaking. The memories of childhood, and those whom I shared it with. I remember those spring nights, sitting at the Pizza Hut parking lot- after work; with some of the best friends that I ever had. Talking about the future and what was to become. Always promising that the bond we shared would never be broken. Breaking balls and pipe dreams was the usual after work conversation. Never knowing the dangers, tradgities,

I'm Alone But Not Lonely!!
Alone but NOT Lonely: September 3rd, 2006 The thought of us together Used to send me thoughts of pleasure I’d give anything to trust you again But you’ve committed that one unforgivable sin I’m sorry baby what more can I say We both know you fucked up in a major way The love we shared, you’ve definitely killed Don’t worry my heart was very quickly healed You say you’re no longer interested in other women but it's far too late..that was one mistake that never should've taken place And that if I forgive you, you’ll never do it again I know you’ve said it over and over again It only happened because you weren’t sober You said I was the only one who owned your heart I remember when I thought that we’d never part You say you still haven’t found a better lover Maybe it’s because you’re supposed to suffer And that you wish you hadn’t put our love to the test Because now you’ve realized now that I was the best You say you know better now, And you ask if I can tell Bu

A Time
There was a time When I thought you were for me. I saw no flaws in my choice; I guess I didn't see. You didn't treat me nicely Despite how I treated you. I cared for you, I loved you And that you even knew. I kept telling myself That you could change your ways. But you proved me wrong Every single day. I didn't know what to do then, My heart was already broken. You broke my heart and you used it Like some kind of game token. You gained satisfaction From other people's pain. You never even cared for me YOU DROVE ME INSANE!! I realize now that it's impossible To even be your friend. There is no chance left for me, Our relationship's at an end. I can't believe I never saw it before. What had blinded me? Everyone knew this would happen How come I couldn't see? I guess I was over confident That this would work out fine. I guess I was mistaken, I had crossed the line. Things will never be The way that I dreamed them to be. You don't treat any

Abyss
Abyss Within pools of black soul finds the one. Wanting, waiting, wishing for more. Within pools of lighted essence finds the two. Writhing, hoping, painting fools wary Within streams of red consciousness finds the group Praying, falling, realizing the less Within streams of darkened life finds us all Knowing the loss of all, and the lack of none.

Truly Fucked Up
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/09/01/2007-09-01_police_nab_suspect_in_time_square_hotel_.html Police nab suspect in Time Square hotel murder -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BY ALISON GENDAR and MICHAEL WHITE DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Saturday, September 1st 2007, 4:00 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Print Email Suggest a Story Clarence Dean -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A serial sexual predator suspected of killing a young woman and leaving her nude body in a Times Square hotel room was collared by cops and federal agents last night in Manhattan, law enforcement sources said. Clarence Dean, 35, may have met the victim, whom he's accused of beating and strangling, through an online dating service, the sources said. He was taken into custody about 8:40 p.m. at 54th St.

Contest Votes And Rates Are Needed!
Help a terrific lady and a new friend of mine by hitting with rates and votes in this contest for best cleavage. click the picture takes you directly to the link, let's all help this gorgeous lady out!

Guns And Cigarettes - Atmosphere
[Slug:] (What's your name foo?) Rappers steppin' to me They wanna get some But most of them should go and try to boost their monthly income Speaking over beats is the only time I feel complete I don't hear the weak and I don't fear defeat So what you got? Connect the dots, I'll raise the pot Remove the blood clot from the brain of hip hop The name remains in tip-top shape I'm still the back rapper scapegoat in the aim of their hate I came in late, took a chair in the rear But my classmates were unaware how long I'd really been there My peers have been held back for years, holding back the tears Everybody knows our name like we was the cast from "Cheers" So here's to the good times, tonight is mighty special So fasten your seatbelts, cause I'm gonna launch this vessel Ain't gonna land until I'm bigger than Espo And bigger than ecstasy and bigger than techno [Chorus:] I wanna bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than b

B.s.!
Lets cut the crap with the now new spam e-mails letting us know someone has posted stash. I have had my fill of them already and if I have gotten one from you your e-mail address has now been blocked. Yea I even posted a picture of the Fubar Spam Tard and I think it would be best used killing off the spam e-mails.

The Missing...
the tears that fall upon my cheek are unending... my heart, i have found you after so much time.... now you leave again... will you return to me??? I fell asleep while i was waiting, only to find you werent there anymore.... My dearest heart, as you depart for the briefest moment.... you leave behind an over welming sadness making it hard to breath... and all thats left are plees for your safe return... Current mood: lonely

Sept 1
Well, Its been quite a week, I actually came home. Got drunk, had some fun, partied with you all, it was good I missed it. I danced I laughed and didn't puke or fall out of my chair, so again all good. For some reason people still think I run the site, or at the very least come to me for all their fighting, save me from being banned, my friend needs a pro, can you talk to rick about this, etc and so forth. what a buzz kill. And of course theres the twolb's updates. TMI folks. If hes locked up, good. he deserves it, wether its jail or mental hospital. And as fucked as it sounds I mean that in a nice way. BUt stop telling me about him. As for Joe, Fishy, Sabby, Wizzy, and the rest of my close friends who have been banned, Im sorry Im not there to fight for you. Even If I have the pull that many think I do, I frankly dont have it in me any more. (L) you guys, its good to be back, but lets just keep it light for a while umkay?

Fubar And Friends
Hello to all my friends and my future friends. This blog is just say you all are the greatest ever. ALso that fubar is god of internet all praise be to him or her what do you think umm.......... i think it is a girl cause only a woman could be this great. Well all take care spread the word see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thoughts For The Day...more To Come!
Thank you to the one person who read my blog...why do I bother with this site? Really...I get so many ppl wanting to be my friend and THEY can't even be bothered to look at what I have to say! Seriously...come on! Don't bother asking to be my friend if you don't want to know who I am! I mean really! What is the point? OH...yes...points...ooops silly me...it's all about the points! What the hell was I thinking? *smacks forehead* If you are all about getting ahead on this site...don't bother trying to friend me..I have enough ppl on my list and even they don't really give two shits about who I am or how my life is going...

Labor Day
Happy Labor day everyone! For those that are having cookouts, enjoy and don't evereat or overdrink, ok ok, what am I thinking. That's EXACTLY what you probably will be doing lol!! By the way, anyone know how Labor Day came about? Kind of a strange holiday if you think about it.

No. Yes.
No. Yes, I am not strong enough to turn away from her (she draws me in). Please, yes, give me back the breaths caught, now, deep and far away, somewhere in my chest, just before she smiled and took my hands, clutched them to her breast, raised them to her lips and kissed - my trembling hands - oh no, oh yes, oh please. Then, before the aftermath of overwhelmed, under the sky-come-tumbling-down, I learned the meaning of a verb so long misunderstood - to love - and now I've lived forever in that moment (yesterday) when we first met. How, among mistakes I've often made, will I be equal to equations she has calculated (she, I, eternity, undivided, multiplied)? Oh no, oh yes, oh please, oh God, I must. © All rights reserved

Wyoming Friends
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. WYOMING FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. WYOMING FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. WYOMING FRIENDS: Know some wild sh*t will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. WYOMING FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that sh*t was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. WYOMING FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FR

Birthdate Survival Record
Those Born 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle We shared one soft drink with four

Patience
When patience is not a virtue that you possess..waiting for things can be ever so difficult. When your heart craves something and it requires that you must wait..time can seem to drag on and on..with no relief in sight. This however, is the time where one must find faith. Faith that things will work out the way that you so want them too..and that each and every decision in this world takes time..whether we like it or not. One can find ways to cope when they find they find that they lack the patience that they require. Deep breathing exercises work..and just finding a quiet space on your own to relax, contemplate and enjoy the thought of what you are so looking forward to. That it will come..and you will get to enjoy all that you are so deeply anticipating.

Serving You
Part 1 I will pull the ribbon from your hair and hold your head inside my cupped hand and kiss you. I will lower you gently to the bed and never stop looking through your eyes to you. I will use my hands to strum your heartstrings and to slowly peel away the layers of your protection (until nothing is between us but electricity). And I will shock you with my kisses on places you did not expect a man to love so tenderly so much. I will ask for nothing from you - my passion is for you and for your pleasure (not for mine). I will serve you and will slowly suck your flesh into my mouth (tasting your excitement) and caress you, slowly, as your movements gain momentum. I will kiss the place and use my tongue to tantalize and tickle as you hold my head and push it deeper, god, yes, deeper. I will know that I have found you by the timbre in your moans and in your cries and I will just keep on exploring the explosion of your p

Fucktard Clown Lovers
->Juggalette...: thats the mumms anyone can read, Dont like my choice of words blow it out your silly clown loving ass Juggalette...: i also said TO JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES!!! ->Juggalette...: omg I knew this was coming get over it I hat ethose clowns you asked for an opinion I gave one Juggalette...: why even worry about it if you're not a lette?

Electricity
LMAO Our 7 yo daughter turned on the light in our room then went to hers and when she flipped the switch she said "The electricity is out in my room!" We about died we told her that her light was just burned out and daddy would replace the bulb she said "Oh, ok"

Another Winner Folks
->~Ashley~Mu...: I have 2 kids and a car pack up your baby and take her with you not hard is it fuck you andf fuck off go back to being a crappy dad while your here going back and forth with me instead of checking on your child. with all your bullshit excuses fuck off loser ->~Ashley~Mu...: Go back to your drug dealinf best friend who you didnt know was a drug dealer mumm im sure you are a vauled customer of his so fuck off dont wanr an opinion dont post shit wuss Mike: well its hard to just take off when i have an 18 month old that i have full custody of isnt it? ->~Ashley~Mu...: You said you child was sick I sadi stop sitting on the net asking strangers for help and go take care of your kid that sounnds on topic to me Mike: your comment had nothing to do twith the issue whatsoever. and you would have to do alot more than that to hurt my feelings ->~Ashley~Mu...: hahahha I hurt your e-feeling ans I was on the issue Mike: Shut the fuck up and stick to the issue

Tis The Words I String Togather...
i keep a mindful eye on realities misgivings. within each misgiving there is something to be had. why such a grim outlook you may ask? there has to be someone to take the joys of pain, error, lose, suffering, and other such bleak reminders of life. i don't offer you to my mindset, i only offer you a mindset not easily attained, for it takes a person of such baleful ideology to sucome to such offerings. you my say pesimist, or opotomist, or any other such useless name you can attach to such a person, but the fact is if there wasn't someone to resive these gifts so freely offered then we have lost our way as a race. not a race of blacks, whites, yellows or of any color, but that of a race of beings whom have forgoten where we have come from. so i shall offer a thought. it's not to complex, but it is worthy or thought. when life is bleek and there seems to no escape from the terrors of your personal torment, remember there is alway one who will stand with you to take those misgivings away

Three Days And Two Nights
I sent out resumes this week, but couldn't see the point waiting around for the telephone to ring, so I cashed my fat severance check and set up a little trip to Cancun - she always wanted to go there (said she heard the beaches were lovely) and Carter gave me the keys to his timeshare condo. She flirted with a flight attendant to get us upgraded to the leather seats in front and we proceeded to empty their liquor drawer - those little bottles, by the way, are not toys... We staggered off the plane and found a cab - quite a bargain I am told - only 85 dollars to go seventeen miles. I remember thinking to myself: You ain't in TJ, anymore, Dorothy. I guess rum makes her kinda spry - we pulled the drapes on our view of the white sandy beach and frolicked (that's what she called it - I call it broken furniture and bow-legged). We slept a while, woke up to darkness and decided the beach would have to wait. Finally tuckered, we drifted off to

Sex Game
SEX GAME!! This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me []Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Marry me [] F

Its Because Of You!!!!!!!
its all because of you im never sadand blue youve brightened up my day in your own specail way how can i get you to understand that i love you more than i can how can i get you to see that your the only guy for me its all beacuase of you all my dreams have come true your eveything ive iwshed for and i could never wish for more i cant discribe how much i care but when you need me ill be there to wipe your tears when you are sad to make you happy when you are mad no one is as special as you are to me now i hope you are beginning to see just how much i care for you and all my feelings will always be true I LOVE YOU

Jesus Is The Way..>>>
Let Him into your souls now , ever breathe you breath the Lord gave . He made you and I, and we all owe Him so much , He loved us all enough to send his only son to die on the cross for all us. For this to pay and wash away sin thru his innocent son,s blood ..The blood of Jesus Christ ; Please if you haven,t seen Mel Gibson, s film , Passion of the Christ ;Go see this and know .. What He (JESUS CHRIST) did for you. For He has done all He can to love you save you . You have a choice to except His truth, His light His way and chose to follow Him ; He wont force this on you.. To be in his grace is awesome ; To recieve His great blessings of eternal life is forever and always . What are you waiting for? Satan cant offer you anything but pain , suffering, eternal death.....You have that now already in this world . God wants you to be happy , loved and cared for . Jesus gave a new commandment... Love one another as I have loved you,, that you also love one another.. He

Real Life Confession
When I was growing we lived in front of a church (and my family isn't religious). It was a Sat. night and the next day at the church there was supposed to be this big female choir group performing. They had this illuminated sign with interchangable letters on it. My friend and I umplugged the sign and changed the letters (and just threw out the extras). When the choir group showed up the sign read "69 Singing Whores, Singing this Sunday!" It was all over the news. We lived in a small town.

And You Like Fast Food
Here's an example on "Why you treat drive threw employees with respect". I'm 31 now, but when I was 15 working at a fast food place that served hot dogs. and a rude or dumb ass customer came to the drive threw we would have the gay employee deep throat the hot dog before we served it......moral of the story, be nice to the drive threw employees.

Fuckers
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you

The Dust Of Starlight
Sometimes you have not even begun to speak - and I am at the end of what you are saying. - Kahlil Gibran In you, I have believed in magic, in the dust of starlight as a tonic, in the forever of air and ocean, and the reason for time. I have become your words, breathed molecules of you across the table while you looked into me and collected parts of me in the depth of your eyes. I will not speak of this again, because these words already live inside you as the reflection of us - we are the eternity promised by holy books. I will know no forever, but in the gift of your love. © All rights reserved

Read This- Youll Crack Up
SO THIS JUST HAPPENED.. I GO TO THE GAS STATION... FILL UP.... THEN DRIVE HOME. I WALK TO THE DRIVEWAY, AND TURN AROUND... AND NOTICE THIS: IM NOT EVEN KIDDING HERE. I DROVE HOME WITH THIS FUCKING THING FLAPPING IN THE WIND DOWN THE FREEWAY. I THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER DONE/SEEN IN MY LIFE.

There
Among the whorls of air escaping, tiny molecules of us slipstreamed as our hands came together, I saw it. And later, in the mixture of our breaths when our lips gently collided, reflected in the tears from your eyes and mine; in the scent of rain left above our bed, the taste of things unknown layered over my tongue, the soft soughing of the breeze. In the reflection of you and I in the mirror across the room, I caught a glimpse of the sum of two people mated - from the corner of my eye: perfection. © All rights reserved

I Ain't Settling...
...for just getting by. I've had enough so-so for the rest of my life. Tired of shooting too low, so raise the bar high. There's no giving up this time. I want... well you can fill in the blank there yourself. I have a couple things in particular in mind but... Of course, but I don't want to get into them really. I'd LOVE for some one to just guess and just tell me... or better yet just give me what I want. Bah, that makes me sound selfish. More so than normal anyways. I want a hug. XOXO

My Personality
I find this highly interesting... INFJs, making up an estimated 1% of all people, are the most rare type (males even more so). They are introspective, caring, sensitive, gentle and complex people that strive for peace and derive satisfaction from helping others. INFJs are highly intuitive, empathetic and dedicated listeners. These traits tend to act as a "tell me what's wrong" sign on their forehead, hence the nicknames Confidant, Counselor or Empath. INFJs are intensely private and deeply committed to their beliefs. "INFJs enjoy a greater clarity of perception of inner, unconscious processes than all but their INTJ cousins. Just as SP types commune with the object and "live in the here and now" of the physical world, INFJs readily grasp the hidden psychological stimuli behind the more observable dynamics of behavior and affect." - INFJ Profile (TypeLogic) "creative, smart, focus on fantasy more than reality, attracted to sad things, fears doing the wrong thing, observer,

Vic? Hmmm
Maybe now with the name change to FUBAR , the VIC's should also be changed, how about something like ..... VIF - Very Intense FU .....VIFF - Very Intense FUCKING FU or VIFF - Very Intense Freaky FU lmaoo eh, just a thought ;)

For You ....for Starters.........
For you ....For Starters......... I knock, the door to the hotel room opens quickly, and I walk in the room and shutting and locking the door behind me. I'm standing before you in black heels, thigh high fish nets, short black skirt, white button up shirt that's unbuttoned and tied at the waist revealing a black and red trimmed bra. I'm in your arm the touch of your lips on mine feels like fire, a hot and demanding kiss filled with hunger and need that has been building for weeks now. My hands are running frantically over your body working to get you out of your clothes, you've got me pressed back against the wall your knee between my legs pushing them apart while your hand moves up my thigh, under my skirt, until it reaches my pussy to find that I'm not wearing panties and its bare, shaven clean just for you. I hear a low moan escape you as your fingers delve into the wetness there. I sigh and my knees go weak as your finger brushes over my clit. My hand finds its way into your

I Am Over Come With Love And Good Friends
ty seems so small to say for how you all have made me feel i deeply appreciate all the lov and help from my friends and friends of friends with out you all i am just a number lov an huggs to you all...stefan

Can't Get You Off My Mind And Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way
As the sun rises in the east my thoughts are on the glow of your gentle smile. As it passes across the sky I think about the bright gleam of your fiery eyes. When it settles in the west I'm reminded of the crimsoned glow of your girlish blush. When its warmth is felt no more for that day I hunger for heat of the fire that burns in your soul. When the silence of the night sets in I dream about the sound of our hearts beating as one. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. YOU ARE FOREVER A PART OF ME. MY PRECIOUS CHAR OUR SPIRITS ARE JOINED AND SHALL NEVER PART YOUR LOVING JBEAR

Allways There When You Need Them!!!!
I have much,much love for my DSC family because they are always there when you need them. If any of my friends have other DSC members on their fans or friends list PLEASE shower them with love as much as possible as they are there when you least expect them SPECIAL LOVE TO MyZtErY,Ivory, Mandy, Kitty,Joanna,and just every DSC member for showing me much love. Thank You All So Much, BobbyBones DSC 4EVER

For Dream Catcher
What you are about to read, is for a very dear person to one of my dear friends. Please copy and paste into your own blogs and bulletins. You are needed by so many You are cherished by so many You are the Light in the Darkness And the Darkness in the Light Without you this world is bleak Without you we would be amiss Without you we would give up Without you all hope is lost You bring us a new day You bring us a new hope You bring us a new Light When we need it the most Without you we would be nothing So you must realize this above all You are needed by us all For you give us our everything All my Love, Prayers and Support goes out to you Dream Catcher You need to come back to us. Your Children needs you, your Family needs you, your Friends need you. Here is a Healing Angel for you!!

Love/hate
If love is a river and hate a flame Then in my heart rages a fire and no water is to be found. Where water once flowed smooth and calm now only ash and ruin lie All hope is gone for survival Rescue doesn't come to this place Doomed to destruction I am Like an animal trapped in a snare If love is a river and hate a flame The fire rages on where water once lied

The Day After
Ok day after the Big Bday....and i sit here pondering..... am i in the wrong should I lighten up and give people slack or should I realize who matters and who does....I have a friend that did come online yesterday but never bothered to speak...yet I recieve a phone call tonight saying have girl whats up just wanted to wish you a late happy bday hope you had a nice day etc etc..... I was kind of short in my replies...as in yea it was ok and thanks...then they could tell I was upset and their mood changed...and now im sitting here thinking im the bad guy......yet at the same time I cant help but think if your important to a person they make an effort on there side as well....am i wrong how do I keep getting in these one sided friendships......Clearly its starting to feel like its me.....I mean im like the kind of person that likes to give....but I do like to get once in awhile..is it to much to expect a phone call or an email from a person that is suppose to be a friend on your special

They Cant Answer The Phone At A Tech Center, But They Want To Break Records
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/india_setting_records Need a record broken? India will oblige By SAM DOLNICK, Associated Press Writer Tue Sep 4, 1:10 PM ET NEW DELHI - How do you stand out in a land with a billion people? Radhakant Bajpai did it by growing his ear hair more than five inches long. Vadivelu Karunakaren did it by skipping 10 miles in 58 minutes. Arvind Morarbhai Pandya did it by running 940 miles backward in 26 days and seven hours. India is a land obsessed with superlatives, especially the kind that get you into the Guinness World Records book. Here, a Guinness record is the stuff of national headlines. "Orissa man claims a record for cracking open 72 coconuts by elbow!" the Hindustan Times, a leading newspaper, trumpeted last month. "Uttar Pradesh boy can write on mustard seeds!" said a headline in July. The paper has run over 50 stories this year about bids for Guinness records, and it is by no means ahead of its competition. And this ju

For September 5,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn Your good, social energy brings out the best in the people around you, especially family members who might be trapped in a funk. You don't need to poke or pry, but just let them know you're there for them.

New Mandy Story
"Let's have some fun!" I said excitedly. I pulled Mandy into a standing position in front of me. I reached up and grabbed the waste band of her shorts and quickly pulled them to the ground. I could tell that it had been a rough day for my little vixen...she was still wearing panties. I reached around and squeezed her firm ass cheeks as I leaned forward and kissed her panty-covered pussy. "Mmmm...ooh Harry...you make me so happy..." Mandy purred. I snagged the top of her undies with my teeth and pulled them down to her knees. I then reached up and pulled them the rest of the way off with my hand. Mandy grabbed onto my head and pulled my mouth to her pussy. I got the hint and quickly started giving long licks to her clitoris. "ooooh...I love it when you lick my pussy..." After a minute or so I started kissing up her body, pushing her shirt up as I went. Once I got up above her belly button, Mandy lifted her arms in the air. I pulled the shirt up and over her head. All that was left was

I Am So Hungry But So Addictied To Fubar
I am so hungry that my stomache is growling but I can not seem to get off this computer. I know a little wierd but that is how it is. anyways I will stop this bable and continue to rate and add friends love you all chow

I Need U In Da Morning (women Only)
Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… Hot as lava and rising with the dawn. I'm wet come take me and fill me to the top; Slow and steady, give me all you've got. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… First rounds over, get ready boy its on. Make me holla, cry and scream your name. Do me baby, its all pleasure and no pain. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… Sliding down my throat; spurts so sweet and warm. Your taste is addictive; I may never leave your side Let me mount you now, boy, I wanna take a ride. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… The sun is shining, the day is now full blown. A sweaty kiss on the forehead, lips and a cheek, Just like coffee, you're such a tasty morning treat.

Eyes.....
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion67% Diamond Eyes67% Anger42% Mysterious33% Eyes full of Pain17% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.com

09-05-07
You're in a good position to say no a few times and mean it. You've got enough on your plate without additional projects or chores and putting your foot down now should simplify your life quite a bit. ----------------------------------------------------- Does this refer to my contest???? I will do what I can for you guys but please help me out I can use all the help I can get:) Drop my contest as many comments as you can:) Click my ugly mug to go and vote now:)

Heartbeat Away
When all of my world seems upside down And life is lonesome and gray I just close my eyes And think about you And you’re only a heartbeat away When my life gets hectic And my patience wears thin And I can’t make it through the day I hold out my hands and draw from your strength And you’re only a heartbeat away When the distance between us Causes me pain And my heart aches for you every day I try to imagine your hand held in mine And you’re only a heartbeat away When the nights get too long And I miss you so bad Wanting you in the worst way I think of your touch and your deep gentle voice And you’re only a heartbeat away When I’m feeling so happy And things seem so right All of the hurt in my heart held at bay I smile and reflect on times spent with you Because you’re only a heartbeat away

Almost Outta Here
Well I leave for training in two weeks, then deploy to iraq, starting to get a little nervious...not scared its just im in the navy, i joined the navy for a reason......NO BULLETS. I work on airplanes for Christ sakes, but hey i volenteered, so i guess i shouldnt bitch. But my brother who is currently in iraq..USMC.. tells me a suicide bomber almost killed him today, so naturally i am freaking out. Everyone thinks its always going to happen to someone else...wel fuck that. Im going over there for a year, and my bro has only been there for 5 mths....WTF AND PEOPLE SAY WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY

Listen Up Alright ...
ok I have a message for my friends on this website. sorry if this comes across a little blunt, I mean no harm but it must be said alright. I come onto Fubar atleast once a day however I never stay long. I log in but within one minute I log out. I am not ignoring your shout messages but you see, by the time you message me I am already logged off. I am sorry I really do not have time to stay and chat on here much these days. if you feel the need to get in contact with me it would be better to message me on yahoo or email me - I am more likely to respond that way. sorry, but yeah it kind of needed to be said.

Plane Flights-funny Shit!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. W

Diry Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, and geeze it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook. It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, that I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what do my wandering eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, a sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. "Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts!

Sonnet Of Her Purse
One kiss away - destruction near complete - I look into the darkest pair of eyes (a place where more than minds had come to meet) And down between her silky milky thighs into the source of my demonic trance. Oh, save me from the suction I can feel - borne not of love and not of true romance - a lust I've tried so long to just conceal. But how can I, a mortal man, resist, but heed the siren call of her sweet purse so wondrously dropped open? In a mist, I must succumb to her - this is my curse. All hope abandoned, hard, yet now with ease - I lean to her and hope that I might please. © All rights reserved

Interview
ok i got this interview sat at 9am at 'the dolan group' pay range is from $13-15/hr determined upon experience. the lady called me this morning and told me to send her my resueme and then we got to talking about my old job and she seemed really interested and gave me this interview without looking at my resueme..so everyone wish me luck!!!!!!!!!

Getting There
Well, one day closer. I’m sitting in my hotel room taking a break before I head out to get some food. Today went well, briefings and stuff with the new company. Tomorrow morning I’ll get some more briefings and then take my flight in the evening for “that” place. Good stuff so far with these new people. Everyone is nice and friendly, all the paperwork that could have been filled out is…. Things are pretty good. I had a good visit with the folks and with family. I don’t know when I’ll be back in the states so I tried to enjoy it as much as possible. Like most people I have a complicated relationship with the folks, my dad in particular but for the most part things went well. I was able to visit my sister and spend a day at the beach, got to visit grandma and get her off my back. At least this visit she never said anything about me “settling down with a good woman and starting a family”. She claims she’s given up on me but we’ll see how long this will last. I got to go to Myrtle b

Ways To Reduce Stress
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe

Story
It was a lovely sunny evening as I walked up the road to Tabby's house. I couldn't wait to see her wondering what she would be wearing for me. I knew that I was going to be in for a great evening. I got to her house and walked up the path to her front door. I pressed the bell and waited for her to answer. A few seconds past then the door opened. There she stood, just over five foot tall, wearing a small white bra, a little white lace thong and lace top thigh highs, topping it off with 4" white heels. She looked so sexy. I walked into the house and took Tabby into my arms. Kissing her deeply, our tongues searching each other's mouths. Tabby broke the kiss and turned around and started to walk away, her hot little ass framed by the thong and stockings she was wearing. I followed her, feeling my cock growing harder by the second. She looked over her shoulder and smiled as she walked in front of me taking her little white bra off. She was teasing me and I knew it, but little did sh

Now What
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Ghost
Im like a gost in tha mirrior dissapear when the smoke clears/ Destroy opponents when i expose they deepest fears/ Not a chance to drop a tear Cuz im quik to assasinate/ Like bombs i detonate, Never procrastenate/ Bring more drama then tha murder of JFK/ Clip in tha hide-away, Talk-sicc you die today/ Then im askin yo bitch were my money like ODB in that one verse/ Pump her full of embalming fluid pistol fuck her den call tha herse/ ---- Im quik when i spit Like my HK with tha full clip/ Shove faeces down ya throat N u still wont talk-shit/ Cuz im dat one quik to desplay my array of flame/ Brainz in a maze for dayz boi, I bring the pain/ What can say? by now i done made ya choke/ Tied tha rope around ya throat lynched ya quik with ya suicide note/ Merked ya 4 times so homie get wid it/ Theres no stepin to tha plate so stop actin vishious

For Babygirl
jus wanted to repost what a friend had posted and remind you ladies that judging someone before you know them is way uncool to me and if you are that type of person that places judgement on someone I don't want your ass on my page........anway heres her blog from yesterday..... It's come to my attention that some people think that my pics look like me "laying on the bed waiting for a dick to get a man to holla". Normally I would laugh this shit off, but the words came from someone's "friend" and that someone happens to mean the world to me. So, let me break it down for you all like this....I was in a marriage where my self esteem took a beating every single day for 7 years. Somewhere along the way I got enough strength to walk away from that. I've been divorced for almost 2 years and I have learned so much about being a woman. Some of the things I have learned is to be comfortable in your own skin, no one can make you feel like a bad person unless you allow them to, and that there i

Classy Lady
check the e-mail i got this morning from one classy lady who goes by profile name of Off Da Chain......this sorta goes along with my last blog.....I'm off for rounds at the hospital but feel free to leave this chick some of the same type of classy love in return..... U THINK U SLICK?? U WENT AND SHOWED THAT CHICK WUT I HAD TO SAY LIKE I WAS GONNA DENY IT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT U SHOWIN HER. AND U HAD THA NERVE TO SAY U THINK IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS THAT U WANTED HER INSTEAD OF ME, PLAYA PLEASE!!! THIS IS THA FUCKIN INTERNET!! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT U, HER, OR U WANTIN HER. ALL I'M SAYIN IS SHE HAS A GOOD ASS NIGGA AND SHOULD BE GREATFUL FOR THAT. THEN U COME ALONG AND WAS TRYIN SOME SLICK SHYT. IT IS WUT IT IS, BUT U CAN KEEP MY NAME OUT UR DAMN MOUTH. I DON'T HAVE ISSUSES WIT THAT FEMALE. I THINK HER MAN IS A GOOD, KOO ASS MAN AND DESREVES MORE RESPECT THAN HAVIN HIS GURLS PIS UP WIT HER ASS SHOWIN, BUT IF HE'S KOO WIT THAT, HEY I AIN'T GOT SHYT TO SAY. HE REALLY CARES FOR THI

Show Me Lots Of Love.......
Good Morning Peeps! I'm expecting an extremely busy, long day at work so unfortunatley I will not be around much today. And guess what? I started ranking again yesterday. So, please, please, pretty please leave me with lots of love while I'm gone. Don't forget to rate my stash, too! I will return the love asap. Thanks MUAHZZZZ!!!!!!!!

**help Wanted!!**
WORLDROCK Radio, the number 5 ROCK station on the net is looking for professional DJs a.s.a.p. If you have an out-going and dedicated personality and would like to work for an internet wide radio station, please contact WorldRock Radio Manager, DJ Cru on YIM at sircru2004@yahoo.com or EMAIL Requirements: 1. DJ experience preferred. 2. Like and know Rock. (not gay pop rock) 3. Have a personality 4. Can make scheduled shows and willing to pull extra shifts. 5. Make meetings and help promote the station not just your own personal show. 6. Have fun. 7. Must be 19 or older. 8. Can not work for or DJ with any other station or lounge. If you feel you have what it takes, please contact DJ Cru for details on open shifts. Click banner to enter lounge

Not Necessarily A Joke
A few years ago, there was a show called Not Necessarily The News that I liked to watch. On it, they would have some fake commercials, such as this one for a home drug test: The joke is, of course, that you can buy home drug tests now, such as this one from Amazon.com. Sad, isn't it...tag: humor, satire, parody, drug, drugs, drug test, commercial, video-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comExplode the money myth at:Get paid to surf the web with

Fiberglass
She has tasted the fiberglass cotton candy of love or something; lain in its beds of pillowy danger. At first it was like giddy puking, laughingscreaming on the tilt-a-whirl, voices echoed along the midway - bursts of god almighties and his words: "You are in me as I am in you." - not an exclamation, a statement - it might have been poetry in another life, but at that moment it was zombiespeak. She could almost hear his tender ministrations in the metallic clatter of a roller coaster careering on icy rails with arms raised in hallelujah from every car. It almost felt like a carnival. What a rollicking crap-ride. Cotton candy and love and fiberglass all look the same but one is scratchy, one is sweet and the other isn't worth a damn. © All rights reserved

I Will Always Love You!
I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature For us to tear ourselves apart?? 12 min ago

My Grandma Is Cooler Than Yours
84 and still kickin, hearts still tickin, fuck with me and get a lickin....she hums in her head as her shaky, arthritis-filled hands tap one more nug in the bowl. She lights up, inhales...the smoke pours down her throat, filling her lungs and making her chest swell. The urge to cough sets in quick, she ignores it with the easy technique of a well-experienced master. Her nostrils catch a whiff of the receeding smoke, tickling her nose. She ignores it. Eventually, the feeling passes...she exhales. The pungent smoke passes her aged teeth, cracked and brittle, before rising to the haze-blocked ceiling of her one-bedroom apartment. With a sigh she puts down her pipe, looking nostalgically at her empty sack, remembering the good times they shared. Quietly she grabs her sneak-a-toke, hobbles over to her walker, and exits her apartment. Shutting the door quickly to contain the smoke, she creaks her way down the hallway to the stairwell. mumbling under her breath she hobbles down the stairs, bo

When I Was Small > And When I Grew Up Use Me O Lord To Show Thy Word>>poem >>
you would see to it I had all. when I grew up some more, you let me go to school. when i fell down you picked me up this is how I learned to cope learned to love .and show respect and so much more ; from you there in all I did, you comforted me seen me fed. This is what you did. now my food be of a dirrerent knid , serving my Lord and trying to be kind to all who seek the Lord, may I now give his word. A blesing to behold or , a gracious touch, a smile, or a look that can mean so much, to someone growing closer to you. Oh my Lord you be in all I do, as my parent ,s now , they are gone to live with you, they have been called home. but Im here to pass on the true word of the Lord , To fed and love and show comfort, to all those in need ,when they are troubled. and lost and cant see .. Use me , O Lord to help the lost to find their way thru the dark. Amen Lord . >>>>poem by diana ,

No More Metaphors.
Eyes to eyes locked now with no metaphors to shield us from the truth of this carnality - just you just me no wool or cotton not air between the feelings drawing us into certain bliss. This kiss given context in her steady look and mine - we were naked before we disrobed. Truth and love and lust are like that - words drawn so completely unequivocally they cannot be shielded by fancy constructions - for these we know feel find no more metaphors. © All rights reserved

Either Or.. Yes, Another
[1] Lose a lover, or love a loser? Love a loser [2] Smoke pot, or drink beer? Drink beer [3] Run two miles straight, or walk eight miles? Run 2 [4] Go to the beach, or have a milkshake? BEACH! [5] Laugh when nobody else is, or not laugh when everyone else is? Laugh ALWAYS [6] Drink ten cans of soda at once, or never drink soda again? Never drink soda again [7] Have your pants ripped, or get thrown in a trash can? Thrown in the trash [8] Kiss someone you don’t like or, kiss someone who doesn’t like you? Kiss someone I dont like [9] Not take a bath for a week or, take a bath in a lake? Take a bath in the lake [10] Be an only child, or have five brothers? 5 Brothers [11] Cry in front of 5,000 strangers, or cry in front of your whole school? UGH!! Strangers i guess.. at least i'd never see 'em again [12] Be able to rewind time or, see the future? Do I get to change the past? [14] Die the day after the best day of your life, or live to be ninty? L

Love Is Blind
Love doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of loved one everything is good When you love someone you love them for what's inside Not because they're black or white, not because they're you age not because they're rich, but because of what's inside Love is blind to everything but what you love them for

Just Rambling
Soooo.. to let those of you know .. who i rarely get to talk to.. I've started school.. So far, i like it.. different.. kinda of out of my "zone" .. but it's a good thing. I'll grow more within myself.. I'm taking intro to psychology.. English anddd 1st response.. All classes need full attention.. which is gonna be complicated.. but its not anything i can't handle. I start working monday. fun fun. Only more stuff to add onto the list. Ohhh the joys of being an adult.. pfft, i wanna be a teen again.. lol. A lot has been going on. A lot has been changing.. and in such a short time, my life has completely changed.. from what it was 6 months ago. I lost an old HS friend today, i'm not really sure what happened.. but it kinda hit me unexpectidly.. Kinda makes you open your eyes when stuff like that happens, huh? You never realize how delicate your life is.. How delicate everyones life is.. Over the years, ive realized some stuff. One of them being, you can't change the world, y

Written So Long Ago...but Fit For Now??
"I could" I could spend forever looking into her eyes To be with my true Love my heart cries I feel drawn to her more and more each day Oh Lord, lead her and I together and show us the way Let she and I come together as one heart And once we are together nothing can take us apart To hold each other and feel at such peace To feel the warmth of our love.....warmer than a fleece I have spent ages looking for her and seeing her in my dreams When I would wake my heart would cry streams I could spend forever looking into her eyes To be with my true Love my heart cries Her smile shines like the morning sun Oh Lord, have I yet found the one? Thinking of her brings a smile to my heart To love her with my all I have already to start I have loved her before knowing her that day Yet I've known her and loved her in such a way Have I found her and has she found me? One day to come together and know we are to be? "This bond" This bond that we share shall never part I will

Dont Buy Gas On May 15th??????????
we wont buy gas on may fifteenth. so what. then we either buy it on the fourteenth or the sixteenth. we still need our gas. are we all gonna walk to work? not me. you really want to hurt the oil companies? then stop driving your cars, FOREVER! how many of you are that dedicated. what about yall that have to drive half an hour just to get to work? how long will that take to walk? you had better get up really early. i'll honk my horn at ya as i drive by on my way to work. just not buying gas on the fifteenth is laughable to them. give me a break. like they really care. go to my blog and tell me what you feel about this. ill answer tomorrow night after i drive home from work.

A Sure Fix To The Problem Of Immigration
this was a short bit by george carlin that a friend posted. it was suppose to be funny but it makes a lot of since to me. some country's require that people that live in their country to join the millitary and spend a certain amount of years serving their country. read this and tell me what YOU think. George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be regi

Some Funny Jokes.don't You Think?
Happy and Sad a husband and wife were sharinga bottle of wine when the husband said,i bet you can't tell me something that will make me fell happy and sad at the same time.the wife thought for a few minutes,then said your penis is bigger than your brothers..... Men vs.Money in the Bank what do men and money in the bank have in common. they both lose interest after they are withdrawn.... Welfare when you apply for welfare in Mexico what does the goverment give you? a map of the United States Faking It. did you fake it this time darling?the husband asked his wife after making love to her.she said no dear i really was sleeping. The Difference. what is different between men and women? a woman wants one man to satisfy her every need a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need...

Hidden Garden
Is this the hidden garden growing great and tall where you and I will meet and make long slow love? Is this the place you want me, hard and hunkered in against you while you lean into me and melt like snowflakes into my heaving chest? Are we the only lovers meeting here to have each other standing against this garden wall while city life goes on outside? May I make my home inside you secretly and stay while you return to day to day drudgery? Will you think of me? Of this? Of us? © All rights reserved

New 9/11 Study Has Dlinks To Government, Pentagon Irect
New 9/11 Study Has DLinks To Government, Pentagon irect Bulletin: "Independent" study financed by Feds Steve Watson Prison Planet Friday, June 22, 2007 A newly released Purdue University animation showing how fire caused the collapse of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11 claims to be independent but in reality has been federally funded and was conducted by individuals with direct links to the Pentagon and the White House. Earlier this week we covered the news that the new study roughly correlates with the findings of the 2005 National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) report and supports the official line that the airplanes stripped away crucial fireproofing material and that the weakened towers collapsed under their own weight. Full article here - http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/june2007/220607study.htm

Bilderberg Conferences
A CHRONOLOGICAL HISTORY OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER A CHRONOLOGICAL HISTORY OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER by D.L. Cuddy, Ph.D. Arranged and Edited by John Loeffler In the mainline media, those who adhere to the position that there is some kind of "conspiracy" pushing us towards a world government are virulently ridiculed. The standard attack maintains that the so-called "New World Order" is the product of turn-of-the-century, right-wing, bigoted, anti-semitic racists acting in the tradition of the long-debunked Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, now promulgated by some Militias and other right-wing hate groups. The historical record does not support that position to any large degree but it has become the mantra of the socialist left and their cronies, the media. The term "New World Order" has been used thousands of times in this century by proponents in high places of federalized world government. Some of those involved in this collaboration to achieve world order have b

Re: Neo-cons Enlist Bin Laden's Help To Counter 9/11 Truth
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 07 Sep 2007, 05:22 Neo-Cons Enlist Bin Laden's Help To Counter 9/11 Truth The U.S. government, via its closely affiliated IntelCenter front, is to release a new tape of Osama Bin Laden on the sixth anniversary of 9/11 in a desperate ploy to counter 9/11 truth and a new Zogby poll that again proves the majority of Americans are highly suspect of the official story. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/070907_ladens_help.htm

A Good Reason To Stay Away From Comcast
Heavy Internet users unplugged by US cable company Sat Sep 8, 2:16 AM ET Several Internet users in the United States have been unplugged by their service provider because they download too much, a press report said here Friday. Cable Internet and entertainment provider Comcast "has punished some transgressors by cutting off their Internet service, arguing that excessive downloaders hog Internet capacity and slow down the network for other customers," the Washington Post reported. Comcast spokesman Charlie Douglas told AFP the company was addressing "the problem of abusive activity that adversely impacts on everybody else's experience." "I can't give you a number" for clients who have been disconnected, said Douglas, while assuring that customers whose plugs were pulled are "very rare." According to the Washington Post, a customer would have to download the equivalent of 1,000 songs or four feature films a day to trigger a disconnection warning. Comcast gives cust

Good Morning Everybody!!!
So I have a lot of time to kill before my Brownies tackle the Steelers. I'm willing and able to rate stuff, whatever you've got. I'm down. Let me know, shout me, leave a comment here, I'll get right on it... I am showing massive love today!!! Your friend in time, Esquire.

Mums
okay people on the subject of my mums they are only for points I'm not really lazy i cant be i got a 18 month old baby and live with her and 4 grown men who don't pick up after themselves and only two of these people do their own laundry i do the rest i also cook for all these people and the people they bring home were constantly having people over and anything quick makes it easier on me u try living with this many grown men one of them is my fiance and one is his dad and the other two are his step bro and friend but they are more like kids than men so u try living with 4 men who don't clean and a kid who gets into everything u will try to think of ways to make things easier on your self trust me oh did i mention all our floors are linoleum and the guys all ways come home with mud all over them cause of their work so i sweep and mop all the time oh and plus i do alot of the paperwork for their company so ummm yeah dont judge till u know everything

Licked Lol
"LICKED!! You have just been Licked all Over your Sexy ASS!!!! If you recieve 1 - 3( ur WET ) 3 - 6 ( ur Soaked ) 6 - 12 ( ur Drowning in a pool of Hot Sex!) so start sending. -------------------------------------- You have been considered ONE of the TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS!!

My Weekend..
I just got back home from my grandma's about an hour ago. I had fun. We had lasagna, garlic bread, and salad for dinner. it was delicious. We played a few games of dice and watched tv and went riding around on the golf cart on some tracks in the grass. Later on that night, we sat by the fire and roasted hot dogs and made smores, and listened to some Patsy Cline. Once we got done making smores, I got kinda lonely when the music was playing. I was missing Eric so much. I ended up going to bed that night at 10. and I woke up this morning at 9 or 9:30. I slept so good. I actually just talked to Eric. He called me from a pay phone. He said they just left the studio about a half hour ago. So they should be home in about 2 hours at the latest. I can't wait to see him. I miss him so much. When he gets home, we've gotta go to the store and buy a lot of food. Then we can eat and relax for the rest of the night.

Dont You Know Who I Am?! Im Osma Recycle Bin, Osama Bin Ladens Cousin!
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=3565497 Sham Motorcade Passes by APEC Security Comedy Group Rides Fake Motorcade Through Pacific Rim Summit Security The Associated Press SYDNEY, Australia Members of an Australian TV comedy show, one dressed as Osama bin Laden, drove through two security checkpoints Thursday before being stopped near the Sydney hotel where President Bush is staying. The stunt embarrassed Sydney police who have imposed the tightest security measures in city history for a summit of leaders from Pacific Rim countries, including Bush. Police arrested 11 cast and crew from the TV program, "The Chaser's War on Everything," and impounded three vehicles, the Australian Broadcasting Corp., which airs the show, said on its Web site. Cast members put together a sham motorcade, hiring two motorcycles and three large cars on which they put Canadian flags. Police waved the motorcade through two checkpoints before pulling it over near the Interco

Just.....
Soaring the skies I feel so alive. A new universe is given birth. Such a feeling that can either create life or bring it to a standstill. Even now thoughts are hard to collect into words. What shall become of this?

Forget - Regret
if i could think about anything else - if i could sleep - i just want to see straight.... around and around and around this old world is spinning but i am still. just still here. but i'm fine. i think i'm fine could it be that i regret too many things i need to forget? or forget things that i need to regret? tell me something? do you love me for who i am? do you love me at all? all love is - a pink thing. and fluff. a cloud for sleeping. but i cant sleep.

Coincidence? (this Is About God)
Coincidence? It is written in the Bible "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." Here are some men and women who mocked God JOHN LENNON: Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died. CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his

I Wonder
why do men well no wait i am not going bash men i am going make it a equal thing so men and women if u had been chatting and met someone u really was starting to like a lot and they ask to see u on cam and u agree only if u can see them and one of them end up showing more to the other than the otherone does then for some ungodly reason they dont even as much as say hi to u , now keep in mind u have talked for a while before u actually see anyone live , dont u think u should at least be man or woman enuff to tell the person what u think of them wether it is hurtful or not ,,,,, just exactly how many of u would keep talkin to someone u was already liking a lot but when u see them they kinda just wonder off from u ...... what would u do to him , just let them go if they are that shallow or what .......and before u go hollering at me to see me on cam i am exactly as i portray myself online i dont have no reason to lie and i only get on cam for ppl i want to ,,,,,, if i dont want

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

All For You
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend.

Brasscheck Tv: A Typical News Media Hero
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 10 Sep 2007, 01:03 Brasscheck TV: A typical news media heroThere are a lot of things that aregalling about media's distortionson and after 9/11.Turning New York mayor Rudy Giulianiinto a hero has to be one of the worst. Far from being a hero, Giuliani'aincompetence and cowardice causedhundreds of unnecessary deaths thatday. He was then instrumental in thedestruction of critical evidence by the selling WTC steel beams with thehelp of mafia middlemen to Chinesesteel manufacturers. Since 9/11, this pseudo-hero and keyplayer in the cover up has earned over$60 million in speaking and consultingfees.http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/148.htmlHow can this fraud be considered a seriouspresidential candidate, let alone a "hero?"- BrasscheckP.S. Please share Brasscheck TV e-mailsand videos with your friends and colleagues.That's how we grow. Thanks. =========Brasscheck TV2380 California St.San Francisco, CA 94115======

For September, Please Change Icon To Civil, Or Flag Down
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 02 Sep 2007, 11:05 For September, please change icon to Civil, or Flag Down----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: US Troops - Real Soldiers Stand up to TYRANNYDate: Sep 2, 2007 11:02 AMsee what the civil flag means herehttp://www.uscivilflags.org/images/flag_brochure.pdfthank youTHE PATRIOTFREE FALL Para=Outside; Nous=MindfrEinLy Fier l l 9 (eMenY teRribaLisT)) .

Check Out This Video: Alex Ansary Interviews Jack Blood (web
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 02 Sep 2007, 08:56 Check out this video: Alex Ansary interviews Jack Blood (web version) Add to My Profile | More Videos

Locked Profiles
OK, this is the first of what i think is gonna be many blogs on this subject of Rate, Fan , ADD. PEOPLE STOP ALREADY. If this does not apply to you, please repost, maybe it will get to one of the people it does. FIRST WHY pay for a blast, saying RATE, FAN, ADD ME, and then have people go to your profile and the only picture on there not tagged private is a fickin cartoon. WTF is that all about. If i go to rate you, i would like to actually know what you look like. And yes i know. people say they private "all" the photos because of downraters. LOOK if you are worried bout somebody that you don't know, will never meet, and most likely never hear of again giving you less then a 10 on a frickin internet pic, you probably need to find a new hobby. Second, no i don't have to fan you to add you and vice versa. You can be on my friends list without me being a fan of yours. Stop with the fan, rate thing. and Yes i can fan something on your site, that i might be a fan of, without w

Nyc 9/07 Impressions Of Last Night
NYC 9/07 (impressions of last night) Wendy S. Painting Wile I have been in NYC for 9/11 this year, I have met and talked to people from all over the country and all over the world that came to be here as well as reconnecting with people from previous events. Within the crowd there are people from Virginia, North Carolina, Australia, France, Oregon, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Florida, Texas, California, Ohio (that’s just on the top of my head) that have shared the same hopes, frustrations and determination. Lat night, Alex Jones new film “END GAME” was premiered. No matter what you think of Alex Jones, this movie was amazing. It knocked me off my feet and churned my stomach. It was well narrated with little or none of the Jones screaming style. The content will leave you speechless and disturbed. I literally became dizzy and nauseous during the film. It might be the best Jones film yet made and it’s one that I would definitely give to people. The film itself is not specifically

A Few More Pics...the Top Ones Are Cfr
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LightseekerDate: Sep 8, 2007 8:54 PMThird Estate, Second Estate. No, United...StatesDate: 08/09/2007From: Wendy BirdDate: Sep 8, 2007 11:40 PMEarlier a man went through the crowd and pushed me and other people out of the way. he had a white shirt on. he was older. he ran a few people up, punched Alex in the back of the head and ran off.i texted guinea 1930's smut peddler as well as a few other people and told him at the time. the word provocateur was used.but not much was made of the incident. sorry for the bad typing. i'm doing about 100 things at once right now butmostly freaking out.==================================From: Wendy BirdDate: Sep 8, 2007 11:29 PMmore to come...CFR Building Yesterday. We were told we needed a "barrier" for our own protection.They tried to pen us in earlier today.

Loose Nukes Looming Near
Loose Nukes Looming Near by Captain Eric H. May Sunday Sep 9th, 2007 6:25 AM Captain Eric H. May, the Internet intelligence writer, takes a much-needed look at the implications of the loose nukes story that has been reported (badly) by the mainstream media, and is still the focus of the cyber community. Loose Nukes Looming Near By Captain Eric H. May Military Correspondent This week we learned that on August 30 the United States Air Force flew a B-52, locked and loaded with nuclear warheads, from North Dakota to Louisiana. This broke a military policy going back to the 1960s against such flights. "I just can't imagine how all of this happened," said Philip Coyle, a senior adviser on nuclear weapons at the Center for Defense Information. "The procedures are so rigid; this is the last thing that's supposed to happen." But it did happen, and we would not know about it at all had it not been for three Air Force officers, speaking under condition of anonymity, who Infor

Emails
for those of you who leave a message leave me alone i don't care about blogs and members and photos im not intrested if you keep it up i will report you for harrasing me i will rate blogs on your profile but stoppit with the mail thank you and have a nice day

Looking For A Streaming Blues Radio
Hey Everyone, I am seeking a Streaming Blues radio Station for my lounge, i know there are many many ,many rock stations, & Lord Knows I love Them All. But I am totally down with my blues & want to bring my lounge to a juke joint theme. Any help would be awesome

Re: Let Your Default Pic Show 9 Ll Investigation Solidarity
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Date: 10 Sep 2007, 10:54 From: RainbojanglesDate: Sep 10, 2007 10:37 AMFrom: TimeBombDate: 2007/9/10thanks: Florida 9/11 Truth/WEARECHANGE.ORG/Ron Paul 08Florida 9/11 Truth/WEARECHANGE.ORG/Ron Paul 08PLEASE JOIN IN SOME MYSPACE TRUTHER UNITY!!! Please copy this picture and use it as your default picture untill the 12th. We may disagree on some issues but I think we all agree on this. Please help this spread and encourage your friends to do the same. It's not much, but it is a way we can all be together and maybe wake some new people up..Thanks,RickFlorida 9/11 Truth/WEARECHANGE.ORG/Ron Paul 08Got Signs?

The Halo Of The Fallen Angel
I know what you're thinking. Your life isn't as pretty as it once was....then you were happy.... But now your thoughts are not of that place.... Your heart is no longer there.... Run! Yes...ride on if you feel you must....Your dreams will remain in the dust your shoes leave behind here with me....The One who loves you more then you'll ever know... I will always be with you no matter what happens while you run.... You will fall often...don't worry my Angel I will always be there to catch you.... You've been down this road before. I Know.... I've been with you on each and every journey....I try to make it easier for you each time you run. Yes you will know when your run is through....you will come home to me like you always do.... Throw the dust off at the door.... Come to my arms once more.... For it is then that you will know..... I will always be your Halo.

Perception Is Our Reality...
Perception is Reality...This world seen through our eyes and processed by our mind is what is real to us...How we perceive Now is only a dream in our eternal mind... When our time comes, and our road ends on this plane...could it be nothing more than a change of perspective?

Quotes About Tattoos
Ink to paper is thoughtful Ink to flesh, hard-core. If Shakespeare were a tattooist We'd appreciate body art more. ~Carrie Latet Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone. ~Vince Hemingson Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? ~Author Unknown

Dj Doom
OH SHIT A NINJA WENT ALL SNEAKY SNEAKY AND STOLE THE AIR DJ DOOM ON AIR LIVE IN ThE ToRtUrE ChAmBeR TAKING ALL UR REQUEST JUST CLICK THE PIC AN UR THERE ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

As We All Look Back
As we all look back on the terrible events that happened 6 years ago please remember that our enemies greatest weapon are the divisions and disagreements we create amongst ourselves. The people who plotted and carried out those evil attacks cared about one thing only, killing Americans regardless of their religion, economic status, political affiliation, skin color, height, weight, sexual preference and any other petty thing we use to alienate ourselves from each other. And if we allow it to happen, his friends will come back and attempt to kill more and more of us over and over again. But if we stand united as a free and tolorant society I believe no sick-minded, misguided individuals or groups can harm us like that ever again. "Come on people now, Smile on your brother, Everybody get together, try to love one another right now" Jesse Colin Young 1967 Thank you Soldier69 for sharing this with us all. Cool Myspace Comments

Leaving Fubar Thanks For The Fun
I just want to say bye to the friends that I did make on here. I am a very honest and trusting person and sometimes I trust the wrong people. That always ends up biting me in the ass. I am leaving fubar for my self... I might have just lost someone that I could really care for because of drama and he said, she said. I appreciate the well meaning sentiments of my girl..and my friends but I am a adult and totally cappable of speaking for myself if I felt that anything needed to be said. RYAN I REALLY LIKE AND CARED ABOUT YOU AND IM SORRY IF SOMETHING I SAID DIDN't SAY OR SHOULDN:T HAVE SAID got in the way!!!! I ve never wanted anyone as much!!!! RLK ANGEL!!!!

Psychic Vampire
For those of you who are unaware of what this is... Psychic vampires are living people who have the ability, consciously or unconsciously drain life-energy, rather than consume the blood from others. Whether this ability was developed through meditation, mentally altering drug usage, or inherited, it can be used by the Psychic Vampire to drain energy for its own use. In the words of Anton LaVey, the famous Satanist, "psychic vampires are individuals who drain others of vital energy". As consumers of energy rather than blood, psychic vampires, like their folklore counterparts, can be men or women, young or old. Since Friday night I've been under a fierce attack! I have no energy, my body aches and I've a constant migraine. I thought this was my lupus or fibromyalgia flaring up but after spending about an hour at a friends house discussing the metaphysical aspects of things, I felt a cold chill and suddenly just like that I had no energy. My friend being well versed in dea

Remand
The faces I put on are only my bravest front. My smiles were only genuine for the beloved. They are few and FAR between as of late. Days like this are slowly destroying. My spirit is fading. I'm giving in. Given up. Gone.

My Precious Gifts
Darkness surrounds me but, I see some light Its my angels that guide me through this eternal night Pain, loneliness, and hopelessness is around Except in my heaven where my angels surround Im alone without my true love, thats gone away But, my angels tell me they are here to stay The day will come they will spread their wings and fly At that time,will I feel like Im going to die? God gave me these angels on loan Im sure The love they give me is so honest and pure My angels, my babies, what a beautiful sight Thank you for taking me from this eternal night

Save It..rip It...wear It
In rememberance of those who lost their lives on 9-11-2001.Please rip or save this pic from my folder, and make it your primary pic for the next few days.Below is the pic to click to rip/save and wear!Lets get as many people to have this picas their primary pic!!!!Please repost often!

This Is Real
Enough is Enough Since seperating from the Air Force 1 year ago I have challenged myself to be better then I was. For those who know me and/or knew of me, what I am going to say may come as a surprise, I have finally grown up. Life on the outside is great and I have NO REGRETS about my service or how it ended. The video and the website below have opened my eyes a little more. Iraq opened my eyes a lot in how people can really be. Two faced, drama laden individuals who's sole purpose in life was to look good at any cost, even someone's life. Those of you there with know what I am talking about. What happend on that deployment, and not the motars, rockets, bombs or bullets, but the BULLSHIT is in no way worse then what is happening right now in Jenna, Lousiana. The link below may offend some of you, make some of you cheer (I hope not), or as in my case, WAKE SOME OF YOU UP to what is really going on in this crazy world of ours. Bottom line, in 2007 people are still being

We Stood Still... ( Archived From 9-11-06)
And so we sit and we listen and we remember we cry and we sigh we mourn and we yell and we connect to each other. We're shocked, we're locked onto our telvesion sets we hug our lovers and we pat our tummys and we remember that we are not all safe we remember that we are not all free we remember that we all die and that we all live we remember that we stood still that day that day we stood still the sky was quiet and we stood still running. shaking. praying. hoping. The planes came down our flags went up that day we stood still. -LO

What Rock Band Are You Really? ( Hmmm )
You scored as Rolling Stones, You stand out and like to PAARRRTTTYYY!!!! You are the Rolling Stones!Rolling Stones75% Nickelback75% Red Hot Chili Peppers67% Greenday67% AC/DC67% Pink Floyd67% Jefferson Airplane67% System Of A Down58% Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne58% Meatloaf42% Metallica33% Led Zeppelin

**mega Party!! Sunday Sept. 23rd!!! Be There!!**
Click banner to enter the WRR lounge! IT'S PARTY TIME!!! WORLDROCK RADIO IS HOSTING A HUGE SUNDAY BASH!! ALL DAY LONG!! JOIN US SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd STARTING AT 8AM EST ALL THE WAY THRU 2AM THE NEXT MORNING!! WE PLAN ON BLOWING YOUR EARDRUMS! LOADING YOU UP WITH GREAT FUN & NEW FRIENDS!! AND OH YEAH!! THERE WILL BE PRIZES GALORE!! SO GRAB YOUR FRIENDS & MAKE SURE TO JOIN US ALL DAY LONG!!**Must be present in lounge to win** 8:00AM EST 10:00AM EST 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! 4:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to leave your 20 comments for the raffle! Click banner to enter lounge

Frog Joke
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to perform oral sex!" "Really?" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift for her husband, and if it were true, she'd be able to avoid performing that burdensome act for her husband. She bought the frog. When she explained the frog's alleged ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this unappealing act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband

Sept.11th
I usually don't like to post social commentaries and what not but today I will make an exception. No matter what you believe, today 6 years ago America lost a lot of innocent lives and a series of horrific scenes followed. I remember where I was that day, and how badly I wanted to leave my job and be alone. Now, I challenge you today. Today, like many others in this nation we remember the horror, but let us not forget the heroic human spirit. Lets celebrate the lives of those lost and those that helped strangers that day with self sacrifice. Here is what I mean: "NEW YORK - On Sept. 11, Kaitlin Ulrich will bring goody baskets to the police and fire departments in and around Philadelphia. 100 volunteers from New York Ã¢Â€Â“ 9/11 firefighters and family members among them Ã¢Â€Â“ are going to Groesbeck, Texas, to rebuild a house destroyed by a tornado last December. This is a minute sampling of the hundreds of thousands of people who have pledged to memorial

Pennsylvania-9/11/01
For those of you who never knew this too shall not pass. We owe to you our gratitude for the things we still grasp. Our freedom rings, Through songs we sing. Our hearts they overflow. The pain you endure for this I am sure. For those of you who never knew I owe my precious gifts. For the choices you made you surely have saved my life instead of you... -I wrote this on 9/12/02 after watching a Father of three interviewed about working at the Pentagon on 9/11/01

When
when the world was young and the land was dark, People failed, forever marks the beginning of a new order, while we watch people die. People are born to take they're place. The cycle unending, forever forgetting, the reasons we keep coming back. A new lesson to learn in an old classroom. A new slash to the shoulder to keep the pups in line. why are we here? to keep trying to reach the ultimate fear to cry the very last tear, breathe the very last breath. until we die our very last death. Raksha Soulraven ©2007

Insanity
Deep inside me, the rage unfolds. Living with this madness untold. The rage starts it's climb to the surface. Rising up out of this black abyss. Throwing it's shadow across the floor. The rage steps out of my souls door. It quickly begins to take control. And on my sanity, it takes it's toll. It wrecks havoc with my mind. And causes me to go blind. To all the destruction left in it's path. This insanity is my wrath! ~JMW~ 2-18-95

Crashing Around
I've got a dog's eye on this woman not breaking the stare - I'm a pig-headed bull in a china shop crashing around trying to outfox this fox - I can't pussyfoot. I am pertinacious persistent and probably ready to arise (verging on victory). I'm an animal for her, I sense her coming close and I can only wait to pounce and then the game will begin. © All rights reserved

Entangling Alliances
"And Ahab had seventy sons in Samaria. And Jehu wrote letters, and sent to Samaria, unto the rulers of Jezreel, to the elders, and to them that brought up Ahab's children, saying," 2 Kings 10 begins with Jehu after he'd been anointed the next king of Israel and commissioned to bring an end to the house of Ahab currently ruling the land of Israel. Over the last decades before the events of this chapter, the house of Ahab had come to not only rule the land of Israel but also the land of Judah by intermarriage; Ahab's daughter Athaliah had married Judah's king Jehoram, and their son Ahaziah was working in concert with his uncle Joram to repel a Syrian invasion. In fact, it was the latest battle of that war which gave Jehu, a chariot captain and probable chief of staff, the opportunity to bring the Third Dynasty of Israel (the historical designation of the reigns of Omri, Ahab's father, Ahab himself, Ahaziah, and Jehoram) to an end as recorded in 2 Kings 9. Nowhere did the LORD's

Murdock...you Fired!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jette Date: 11 Sep 2007, 17:41 Thanks: lil piggyDate: 11 Sep 2007, 17:30Why is it that everything you get your hands on goes to shit. This is myspace. Before you took control, everything ran relatively smooth.Every week, something on this sight seems to be fucked up.Last week, bulletins wouldn't post.This week...they're running behind??? Six hours behind???Go back to fucking up the news...it's what your good at.Give MySpace back to those who know how to run it...the people.Murdock....YOUR FIRED!!!!And Fuck You too TOM!!!Sorry...I've had another dose of Methyl Bromide today, not feeling very well.

Microchip Implants
MICROCHIP IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS BREAKING NEWS-FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE September 8th, 2007 From: Dr. Katherine Albrecht MICROCHIP IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS Damning research findings could spell the end of VeriChip Exclusive Global Announcement Made on WTPRN Friday Night on EttaroLIVE! [listen] CLICK HERE TO READ THIS STORY IN HTML FORMAT WITH PICTURES AND AUDIO LINKS FOR RELEASE: IMPLANTS CAUSE FAST-GROWING, MALIGNANT TUMORS IN LAB ANIMALS Damning research could spell the end of VeriChip The Associated Press will issue a breaking story this weekend revealing that microchip implants have induced cancer in laboratory animals and dogs, says privacy expert and long-time VeriChip opponent Dr. Katherine Albrecht. As the AP will report, a series of research articles spanning more than a decade found that mice and rats injected with glass-encapsulated RFID transponders developed malig

Give It A Name Then Let Me Know.
Your heart reaches out like none I've ever seen. It's as big as life will allow, yet you always seem to have room put aside,,,,for someone that needs someone like you. You reach far beyond The things that you do,, Your nature is one hard to find,, But everyone can see the love you hold,,,By looking into your eyes,, You say you're just an ordinary girl,,,But people you know can see,,, There's nothing ordinary about you girl,,,Cause you live as the spirit leads. A smile that would brighten any room,,,With eyes that sparkle like stars,,,You give so much,,,That sometimes you sit and wonder,,, Just who you really are,, But there comes a time in everyones life,,,You must turn your love around,,,And feed YOURSELF,,,,with the love,,,that others around you have found.. So take time each day,,, to reflect on yourself,,,and see just what YOU need,,,so you can be WHO you are,,,and live life as the spirit leads. You're never alone on this road you travel,,,This you will see someday,,,you'

9/11/01
I was living in Westerville OH. I had just gotten to sleep about 5am after a long night when i am waken by my now ex. Telling me that something happened in NY and a friend called from california asking how our families were. I got up and ran downstairs was about 9am and as I starred in horror at what was going on I was frozen. Immediately after I ran back upstairs and grabbed the phone to call my sister who works on maiden lane.. just a few blocks away. I dialed frantically trying to get through and could not. at this point I start calling my mother trying to find out what was going on. My daughter was in school on lockdown and my mother had spoken to my sister shortly before the second plane hit. All i was told was my sister burst into tears screaming oh my god.. then silence. no one heard a word from her. i went back downstairs to see what was going on and at this point the first tower began to crumble.. I dropped to my knees in tears fearing my sister was in the middle of all of th

A Fall Kiss...
The air is cool. It is fresh and it is new. The air blows and swirls around us. It brings with it the smell of fresh smoke and crisp apples. Beneath our feet the leaves crunch. Mine are bare. I hold both shoes in my right hand and I can feel the difference between the dry leaves and the wet grass. I sink in my toes and close my eyes. My head falls back and with it my hair sweeps down to brush at me. I feel your lips on my neck. Warm lips. Cold nose. Hot breath. I shiver. Your arms surround me. To hold me soft. You breathe in my skin. I can hear you smell me. I can feel the warmth of my skin leave me and travel into your body. The hard of your body conrast with my mine. I am soft. You are not. You turn me and I raise my chin. I smile and I laugh at you. I dare you. I tease you. Come on. Step. step. step back. Until tree bark scratches at my thick sweater and only thin cloth separtes our bodies. Leaves fall and surround us. They fall at our feet and bow down to

Who's Underware Are These???
Im doing Laundry... I fold. I listen to music...yes I crunk too...you should see. I fold....I listen..I....what the hell? Who's boxers are these? Pirate boxers? Hmmmmm. Maybe Bobbys. I fold...I listen... I slam down the clothes...i swivel my hips. I fold...I...what the hell? Where did these shorts come from? I haven't worn a medium in years....velvet no less. I fold...I sing...I freak out the tweak neighbors who stare at my kitchen window and tremble at the sound. Who the hell loves pirates so much? Now I got a pair of mens jammie bottoms.Pirates. "WHO'S CLOTHES TOPH? Ya know?" He scoots in. "Wha..." "You fuckin someone who wears velvet shorts?" "hmmmmmmm not last time I checked." "How bout someone who wears these boxers....you into that now Tophey?" he laughs "I could try and get into that..but im not guarateeing anything." The phone rings...."Hey sister. Have you seen my black shorts?" Ahhh So at last count I have: Bobbys underware

Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 12,2007
Your good energy makes people much more likely to take notice of you -- and it's all positive attention! You may get singled out for praise at work or have an easier time meeting new singles.

Lol Kids Say The Funniest Stuff
Last night we were at my sisters house so our kids could play...well on the way home Shelby looked at Blake and said "Why that boy not stand still" lol Blake said "Cause boys are suppost to run away from girls..............." LMAO I looked at him and started laughin.. I asked him where that came from and he again said "What mommy thats what boys are suppost to do they run from girls........." I was laughin all the way home!!!

Blah.
So try as I might to be rational about things, i really fail in all attempts. I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed, but am desperately attempting to cling to whatever sane part of me still lies dormant within. C'mon sanity, where are you? Well as we all know, I am a married woman. Yeah, I'm not afraid to let everyone in this world know that I AM TAKEN and I have no interests in love affairs or any of that sort. I go on these silly sites for giggles, and have never been fake trying to impress people. My husband also is on this site, which I really have no qualms with, however, he doesn't see it fit to let the world know (even as a common curtesy to ME his WIFE) that he is married. Oh I know, the idea that he's sleeping with me in the same bed at night should satiate my concerns but it doesn't. It doesn't at all. I have rationalized that it's okay time and time again that maybe he still has this hidden incomprehensible feeling to pretend to appear he's available but not re