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Better (missbehaving On A Friday Morning)
LIL JOHNNY WALKS N BEDROOM, DAD HAS MOM BENT OVER GOING AT IT! DAD WINKS AT JOHNNY. JOHNNY LEAVES. DAD THINKS I BETTER TALK TO JOHNNY! AFTER LOOKING THREW DA WHOLE HOUSE!! DAD FINDS JOHNNY UP STAIRS WITH GRANDMA BENT OVER PUTTING IT 2 HER HARD! DAD FLIPS, WHAT DA HELL U DOING!! JOHNNY WINKS AND SAYS, NOT SO FUNNY WHEN ITS UR MOM NOW IS IT!!

Tenets
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. These are the tenets of the Sith. Not words to be rehearsed, memorized, but words to understand and to live by. Emotions fuel the power of the Sith, and the force fuel emotions in an ever growing cyclone of power.

The Whys Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour f

Hawkgirl
Bios - Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl First Appearance: "Secret Origins" Position: Justice League Member Bio: Shayera Hol was an undercover detective on her native planet of Thanagar. Several years ago, while pursuing some criminals who were trafficking forbidden technology, she was zapped by a dimensional transport beam. Her molecular structure was ripped apart and sent halfway across the galaxy. When she awoke, she found herself on an uncharted planet called Earth. Using her survival training, she adopted a human identity and learned to blend in with the native population. Although Shayera hopes to return to Thanagar someday, she has developed a strong bond with the people of Earth. As Hawkgirl, she uses her Thanagarian powers to serve and protect her adopted home. Hawkgirl has the power of flight, lethal hand-to-hand combat skills, and the ability to communicate with birds. As a trained detective, she has phenomenal powers of observation, deeply impressive to Batman. A great t

Aaron Carter
(Feb. 22) -- Pop singer Aaron Carter was arrested on Thursday after police in Texas found marijuana in his car during a traffic stop. Carter, 20, had more than two ounces of marijuana in the vehicle, TMZ reports. Carter was being held in a Junction, Tx., jail until his court appearance on Friday. Carter, 20, is the younger brother of Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter. He's had a career in both television and music as a teen, but has been out of the spotlight recently.

Re: Ex-congressman: U.s. Government Involved In 9/11
RE: Ex-Congressman: U.S. Government Involved In 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 22 Feb 2008, 22:32 Ex-Congressman: U.S. Government Created Al-Qaeda, Involved In 9/11 A former Congressman says that the U.S. government created Al-Qaeda and was involved in bombing its own citizens on 9/11, telling a national radio show that elements of the Bush administration assisted the attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022208_congressman_involved.htm

Bestest Friends
Bestest Friend Hey you – such a Putz, Blond hair – plain speaking. Bestest friends – free to choose, Four leaf clover she’s seeking. Bruised legs – pouting lips, Blue eyes each a smile. Turbulent – impulsive – spirited, Embracing each heart’s life trial. Ivory teeth - scarred up knees, Smoldering eye’s soon afire, Turn the head – not to kiss, Angel in sports attire. Bat the ball – ride the bike, Paddling every which way. Princess jock’s found lost love, And a mother’s love day to day Poet

Lipstick Holocaust
"When I first encountered some of the graffiti art and sculpture of “Banksy” in London several years ago, I was struck by the importance of where his pieces were located. In Banksy’s work, location itself is a large part of the message, a key component of the resulting metaphor. Whether he’s hanging a fake rock pictogram of early man pushing a shopping cart in the British Museum, or installing an amalgam of the Statue of Liberty and Statue of Justice clad as a prostitute at the site of his last arrest, the environment is usually part of the message. The “Manifesto” on Banksy’s website contains only a diary extract from Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO, who was among the first British soldiers to liberate Bergen-Belsen in 1945: “It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things an

The Xxx Factor
okay this is an old one from my myspace: Thursday, May 31, 2007 it factor of the X generation Category: Writing and Poetry For the last few days I have been randomly scanning websites for inspiration, and I think I have decided that I want to get a new peircing. I have had my tongue peirced for some time now and numerous ear peircings and the urge is striking me again, it is like an addiction. Tattoos, I love them as well, and I have several and I want more of them as well, but I need something more...what is this obsession with walking in and saying "hey lance, how's it going, been awhile...stick a needle in my face!" lmao. My friend Lance has been peircing at Hammers for like 6 years now and I was one of his early victims when he first got started. He is totally cool and slowly becomming made out of metal! lmao. He has the most awesome backpiece tattoo of vampires throughout the ages on his back...totally awesome! Even though I would have have not ordinarily found h

Because
Because..., I'll cross the line if you draw it I just don't know how to behave I crave to engage and can't stay away just makes it all the more tempting I am a creature of emotion and I am wholly devoted to filling the void in my day with all of the things that I say with everything that I do cause it's really all to get me closer to you it's where I belong it must be there will be no other that makes me complete I can be patient I have a lifetime to live and a whole heart to give even if it's crumpled a bit The scent of your skin still fresh in my mind the warmth of your touch your heart racing with mine the glimmer of your smile the shake in your voice The way it felt like a decision but I really had no choice no control and it was so easy to let go be myself play the part and...somehow...I thought it would never end but you drew the line and you know how I am so now here we are and so it

Welcome Home Baby!
You have had a hard day at work and just want to get home and relax- watch tv- get something to eat. Do the usual, but I have other plans for us. As I hear you open the door - I walk in and meet you -kissing you softly on the lips. You smile but I can tell you are really tired so I tell you to go take a nap while I finish cooking for us. You dont argue- you just go lay on the couch and within minutes you have fallen asleep. I come in and sit for a minute watching you -- your chest rising and falling smoothly as you are sleeping. You seem so content. I walk over and gently kiss you on the forehead so I wont wake you. I go to finish cooking and hear one of my favorite songs playing in the background. My mind on my cooking and the song, nothing else. I suddenly realize that you are behind me as you slip your arms around my waist and kiss me on my neck. We eat- talking about our day- and the excitement of what I planned is building in me. I cant stand it any more. So I get up and take you

My Mumm :-d
I will be the nest GG ALLIN and show all those who view me as diease that I can do what I want cause I am NOT A conformist those who stand out will succeed You all suck cock in my moms pubes created @ 2008-02-23 15:23:23 -- expires in: 23 hr [EVERYONE] So I came to realize all the people on this site take this site too seriously. Most of you sit here and all on edge on OMG HOW MANY THINGS Are wrong with a mum or omg who crushed me. Dont you have better things to do than be a brainless waste of oxygen sheep that is a conformist. Such decapitate people and use their heads as stress balls or deskin unborn fetuses and use it as a cig filter or taking your head and bashing really hard into a saudering iron and nailing your nails to a cross claimimg you are jesus? So here is my mum are you really that much of a confromist that you need to post a mum cause you are too fucking stupid to make your own decisions? Or are you just a gay rosie odonnell fat slob and you want people to feel

Still Remains
Our bed we live, our bed we sleep Making love and I become you Flesh is warm with naked feet Stabbing thorns and you become me. Oh, I'd beg for you, Oh, you know I'll beg for you Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine Take a bath I'll drink the water that you leave If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend Pick a flower, hold your breath And drift away ...... She holds my hand, we share a laugh, Sipping orange blossom breezes Love is still and sweat remains A cherished gift unselfish feeling ... Oh, I'd beg for you, Oh, you know I'll beg for you. Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine Take a bath I'll drink the water that you leave If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend Pick a flower, hold your breath And drift away ...... She tells me things, I listen well Drink the wine and save the water -- Skin is smooth, I steal a glance Dragon flies are gliding over ... Oh, I'd beg for you Oh, you know I'll beg for you Pic

80's??? Lets Rock.
80's survey???? tubular! If you were born After 1987, do not even ATTEMPT this survey! 1.How old were you in 1980? I was three years of age thank you very much. And THE UGLIEST KID ever! 2. How old were you in 1989? 12 3. Were you a Toys R Us kid? I WISH! I KNOW THE WHOLE DAMN SONG THO...WANNA HEAR? 4. Did you watch Transformers? UH YEAH!!! I LOVED EM! I WAS KINDA BOYISH I SUPPOSE. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? NO. WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOVIES. WE LIVED IN HICKSVILLE. 6. Did you own a Lite Bright? YES. IT WAS SO MAGICAL TOO REALLY. YOU LIIIIGHT IT AND IT GLOWS. WOW * fists on cheeks* 8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? " You think? GHOST BUSTERS! 9.What was your favorite toy? IM GANNA GO WITH MY EWOK STUFFED ANIMAL OR MY KIT BIG WHEEL...YA KNOW FROM NIGHTRIDER. 10. Did you have a Pogo Ball? UH YEAH! HELLO. I WAS SUPAH BAD AT IT TOO. 11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block HELL YES I DID. I LOVE EM. I WENT TO A CONCERT ONCE.

Things To Ponder On.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt . Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "I R S" together it spells Theirs? Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you sto

How To Take A Shower
*HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:** ** * Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse conditioner off hair. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in

Animal Personality
Your Animal Personality Your Power Animal: Shark Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter. You were born to lead. The Animal Personality Test

Shocking....lol
You Belong in London A little old fashioned, and a little modern. A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock. A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything. No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

Things You Can Learn From You're Dog
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. - Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. - Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. - When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience. - Let others know when they've invaded your territory. - Take naps and stretch before rising. - Run, romp, and play daily. - Thrive on attention and let people touch you. - Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. - On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. - On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. - When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. - No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends. - Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. - Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. - Be loyal. - Never pretend to be something you're not. - If what you

You're Pretty Important To Me
You're pretty important to me You're pretty important to me. You are responsible for some of the nicest smiles inside of me... the ones that come from memories made, feelings felt, and the happiness that holds it all together. I can't even begin to count all the times that special thoughts of you have brightened up the day, made me count my blessings, and helped to see me through. There is a "thanks" I quietly say from time to time in my heart. And if you could hear it, you would hear me saying a special " thanks"... to you.

Pretty Golden Things..
"Mamaaaaa!!!" My son called out "I have somethings for you" "Oh goodie!" I clapped my hands. "Where did you get them and How did you come about it? You are as broke as I am." I winked at him. "I got you this." He held out a ceramic rooster with the beak broken off. "Ahhhh lovely..just what I need! ( a cock i said in my head ) A rooster!" I said to him. He nodded his head, very serious like. His hands held behind his back. "You should put it on the red microwave." And so I shall. I kissed the broken beak of the rooster and placed it where he ...uh...suggested. "And I got you this..." And he held out a red wooden box. With chipped golden designes sprawled across the top. "Where did you go Shane christopher?" I whispered I went to the flea market with my grampa...and i saw this. And i knew you would love it. And I did. I ran my fingers over the top. I wonder where this came from...I wonder whose it was. I wonder where they got it from, and what was once nest

Twats In Uniform
Lovely that everyone is so supportive of serving and former military peeps but as a “veteran” of Northern Ireland, The Falklands, The Gulf and Bosnia would just like to point out we got paid and unless there have been big changes since I left most can’t wait to get into some real clothes and out of those poxy uniforms at the end of the day. If your best come on is “I have a uniform” then you’ll find McDonalds a lot safer. Playing on your days in "the service" to pull is a strategy doomed to failure. Be quietly proud of what you do/ did and geta personality as shiny as your boots.

Gorillaz:clint Eastwood
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless,but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine, in a bag I'm useless, but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on Yeah... Ha Ha! Finally someone let me out of my cage Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age Now I couldn't be there Now you shouldn't be scared I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare Intangible Bet you didn't think so I command you to Panoramic view Look I'll make it all manageable Pick and choose Sit and lose All you different crews Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes? Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube Like you lit the fuse You think it's fictional Mystical? Maybe Spiritual Hearable What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy Lifeless To know the definition for what life is Priceless For you because I put you on the hype shi

Reviving The Past..and Bad Karma
I often wonder why it is that after a break up some insist on creating drama...cant u just accept the fact that for whatever reason things didnt work out and get on with your own lives? Why make a nusence of yourself by creating issue after issue simply because you can't accept the fact that they have a life and you still don't. Well its behaviour like that that may explain why it is your still without a life of your own...so heres a tip GROW UP!!!!! Get On With Your Life and for the love of GOD quit being such and EMO asshole!!!

If I Had Eyes By Jack Johnson
If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told you that You looked good As I walked away And if you could've tried to trust the hand that failed * You would've never been hungry But you never really be The more of this or less of this or is there any difference or are we just holding onto the things we don't have anymore Sometimes time doesn't heal No not at all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes like that It won't let me in Always looking out Lot of people spend their time just floating We were victims together but lonely You got hungry eyes that just can't look forward Can't give them enough but we just can't start over Building with bent nails we're falling but holding, I don't wanna take up anymore of your time Time time time Sometimes time doesn't heal No not all Just stand still While we fall In or out of love again I doubt I'm gonna win you back When you got eyes l

The Penis Wants A Raise.....lmao
THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE* I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1-------- I do physical labor. 2.------- I work at great depths. 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5.--------I work in a damp environment. 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7.------- I work in high temperatures. 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. Reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take init iative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to star

Boycott Southwest
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=74549 Tampa, Florida – Prejudice against pretty? That's the claim from a pair of 18-year-old best friends from Oldsmar who were escorted off a Southwest Airlines plane. USF student Nisreen Swedberg and friend Sarah Williams claim the flight crew was rude to them from the moment they stepped onto the plane at Tampa International Airport on February 14. Swedberg said she asked a flight attendant for a bottle of water and was told she could wait until the rest of the flight was served. “And I patiently waited and then when they came around with water, they skipped me,” Swedberg said. At one point, Williams had to use the plane's bathroom. She saw another passenger in it, and when he hadn't come out 15 minutes later, she knocked on the door. When he came out, Williams says the man came over to her seat and yelled a profanity at her. Williams admits she yelled a profanity back at him but was puzzled when she say

Re: Mayor Willie Brown Contradicts Earlier Statements About 9/11
RE: Mayor Willie Brown Contradicts Earlier Statements About 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 25 Feb 2008, 22:31 Mayor Willie Brown Contradicts Earlier Statements About 9/11 No Fly Warning The former Mayor of San Francisco has made comments that contradict his own previous claims regarding a warning he received on September 10th 2001 not to fly the following day. http://infowars.net/articles/february2008/250208Willie.htm

The Most Functional English Word.....
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the ri

I Just Wanna Be Your Everything!
For so long You and me were findin' each other for so long And the feelin' that I feel for you is more than strong girl Take it from me If you give a little more than your askin' for Your love will turn the key Darlin' I I would wait forever for those lips of wine And build my world around you darlin' This love will shine girl Watch it and see If you give a little more than you're askin' for Your love will turn the key [chorus:] I-I-I I just wanna be your everything Open up the heavens in your heart and let me be The things you are to me And not some puppet on a string Oh-ohh I, if I stay here without you darlin' I would die I want you layin' in the love I have to bring I'll do anything to be your everything For so long You and me were findin' each other for so long And the feelin' that I feel for you is more than strong girl Take it from me If you give a little more than you're askin' for Your love will turn the key

What's Your Kissing Style?
You're a born romantic. The great thing about being inherently romantic is that you actually enjoy kissing, according to William Cane, the New York City-based author of The Art of Kissing (St. Martin's Press) and the brain behind www.kissing.com. "Romantics are very lucky. For them, kissing provides a tender, wonderful way to stay connected with their partner. They have a natural instinct to kiss as a way to communicate love and affection. By reaching out in that manner, they continually strengthen the bond with their significant other," says Cane. Seeking out opportunities to express their fondness is second-nature to romantics, and their relationships tend to benefit. One caveat, notes Cane: No matter how lovely, all that sweetness can get a little, well, boring. Even for you, the luckiest of lovers, variety is the spice of life. Surprise your mate with a different MO now and then. Act playfully aggressive, as in, "I want you to kiss me right here, right now!" Or act bashful by

Perfect Date......
You Are A Perfect Date! Your manners are always spot on And you know how to make a guy feel great... ...While still letting him do a bit of the chase Chances are, your only dating problem is too many offers :-) Do Men Think You're a Good Date?

Hybrid Car
My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth." "Really? What did he get?" "Fifteen years for theft."

Mindless....so Niiiice.
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Im 94.5 % positive that I can 2. Are you involved with anyone? HMM..NO. THE WORD INVOLVED IS SO ... 3. Where do you wish you were right now? ON DAWNS COUCH, WITH MY LAPTOP THAT HER BOYFRIEND GANKED, DRINKING SOMETHING FRUITY, IN MY PAJAMMAS WHILE SHE WAS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING ME PEANUTBUTTER COOKIES WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 4. What should you be doing right now? THIS. 6. What do you believe is a true saying about life? Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. ~Danny Kaye 7. Are you a bad influence? I CAN BE I SUPPOSE. 8. Who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)? MY KIDS (THE MOST PERFECT ONES EVER REALLY!) GOOD. AND BAD? HMMMM 9. Night out or night in? IT DEPENDS ON THE NIGHT. I ENJOY BOTH. 10. Single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? MEANING MY KIDS? I NEEDS MA KIDS. I DONT HAVE MUCH OF A FAMILY LEFT THO, CEP

Prince Harry In Taleban Fighting
Prince Harry in Taleban fighting The prince's deployment was subject to a news blackout Prince Harry on patrol Prince Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province. The prince joked about his nickname "the bullet magnet", but said: "I finally get the chance to do the soldiering that I want to do." The deployment was subject to a news blackout deal, which broke down after being leaked by foreign media. Chief of the General Staff Sir Richard Dannatt, who is head of the British Army, said he was disappointed the news had leaked. It's very nice to be sort of a normal person for once Prince Harry Harry relates experience 'As normal as it gets' Harry on Afghan life In a statement, he said: "I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. "T

Re: Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11
RE: Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 28 Feb 2008, 18:49 Lawyer Says Bin Laden Did Not Orchestrate 9/11 During Terror Trial Skepticism towards the 9/11 official story reached the Australian Supreme Court this week after a lawyer asserted that the attacks were not orchestrated by Osama bin Laden during the trial of an alleged terror group in Melbourne. http://prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022808_bin_laden.htm

Path
A friend is one who stands to share Your every touch of grief and care He comes by chance, but stays by choice Your praises he is quick to voice No grievous fault or passing whim Can make an enemy of him And though your need be great or small His strength is yours throughout it all No matter where your path may turn Your welfare is his chief concern No matter what your dream may be He prays your triumph soon to see There is no wish your tongue can tell But what it is your friend's as well The life of him who has a friend Is double-guarded to the end.

Crüxshadows - Deception
She cries, children often do When they're cold, and hungry too, Come closer, look deeply in her eyes So delicate, quite unlike her smile Life clinging backwards, In the fall of dread confusion, Still this silence gnaws upon your fingertips, All-yielding prayer, for instant isolation, Far more sinister than the price of doubt, Yet you remain, Still you remain, And she says: Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception, Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception... Life clinging backwards, In the fall of dread confusion, Still this silence gnaws upon your fingertips, All-yielding prayer, for instant isolation, Far more sinister than the price of doubt, Yet you remain, Still you remain, And she says: Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception, Pray for daylight, Pray for morning, Pray for an end to our deception.. (violin solo) Pray for daylight, Pray for mo

Good Day
Today was a good day. Although traffic to school was terrible (there was gravel on the road...yeah...gravel on the beltway) I went to all 4 of my classes, possibly for the first time this semester. Classes went fine, I understood what was going on, and it wasn't at all an ordeal. Today's fast went fine too, my mind was pure, and I felt good. Today was a complete contrast from Tuesday.

The Truth About Life
The Truth about life is there is no truth.There are so many things we learn when we are young,about the birds and the bees and the way things are meant to be.But what we don't learn is how sometimes love hurts.As we grow older,we all learn the hard way. And we hope and pray to find the right one.Our destin soulmate,lover,friend,and that someone special to confide in. And when you think that you have found the "one",it turns out to make your life a living hell. So you stop looking,and wanting or needing to find that person you think will fulfill your dreams. And one then one day unexpectedly you find the "one" that completes you. "AND ALL OF YOUR MISTAKES FORGOTTEN"

Help Me Plz
can u call urself a real friend...if so drop by and help me out...subscribe to the lounge and tell them i invited u Click this link to visit us in ZodiaxX {NSFW} HIRING DJ'S: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55359

Life
" who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?" " it breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you." "why do you say you care for me if you are only going to leave me?"

Counting Down
Classes suck, can't wait for spring break. I keep thinking about life after college but it still seems so far away. So far now, I'll focus on the present and think about spring break and a much needed escape from reality. I'll end with a quote from Juno "It started with a chair, and it ended with a chair." --Simone

Got The Results Today
I had a cat scan done, after my on the job accident, got the results today. The doctor found a cyst on my brain, it's 8mm X 10mm, about the size of the tip of your pinky. I have to see the brain doc, to see if I need to have an MRI done. My doctor doesn't think its anything major (I do), but that is why I have to see the other doc to make sure. Wish me luck.

Rules For Montana
The Rules of Rural Montana are as Follows: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I 90 goes east and west, US 15 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in rural Montana waves. We think of it as being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the

Fucking Figures
How much of a brainless fucking moron can I be?? My dad wanted a business card for his garage door company, he said he would pay me if I did it for him and by a certain deadline which was monday. So during my class, and time before my other class I made three different types and styles of cards to show him. He picked the one he liked...but now he hasn't mentioned about paying me. I don't care if he is family, I have a busy schedule and dont design free for people especially if it took a few hours to get it all done. I knew he would stiff me..prick. Oh well I just won't design his buisness letter head. The point is he said he would pay me, I did the deadline he wanted I even did multiple cards to see which one he liked the best. The least he can do is fucking pay me. If I sat home all day doing nothing then I would not care, but I have school work and a job, and I took time out of my school work to get the dick his shit..I am so fucking annoyed. A deadline is pushy for wanting somethi

Get Your Ass In Here
come on lets get this day right with the one and only DJ Pockets she is spinning them beats that you do not want to miss so click on the link delow and join her we might give away some fu-bucks so you better hurry up while the fu-bucks are still here so you better click the link and join us

Friendship Rose
Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Love You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone.. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!! ......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , ........... ......... ).. - ~. . ' ..( ............ ........ ( . . . ...(......) ........... .........| . . . . . ).....| ........... .........{.. . . . .(. . ./ ............ ............ =(.. /.)= ............... ............... -;..;-' ................ .................)|(

All Or Nothing, Lmao
I just got home from the Dr. I have bronchitis, a sinus infection and laryngitis. I have to take an antiviral, an antibiotic and a cough medicine that contains Codeine. Now i know why i have not had any energy lately, lmao.

Going To Audition
I decided that I am going to audition during the summer for the dance concert that Grossmont College does every semester. I'm nervous as hell as it has been the better part of 10 years since I've auditioned for theater or dance. I'm also excited as hell because in preparing to get there and be ready I am going to have the work out of the century to get all toned and in shape. So, for my fellow and dedicated readers, keep your fingers crossed for me! I need all the support I can get on this project. And in case you are wondering what I am preparing for the audition, it's going to be a modern dance/ballet piece to the song "Uninvited" by Alanis Morisette. It's going to be wicked as hell!! Here are the lyrics. Those of you that know me well know that I never choose a piece without careful consideration of the music and it has to carry some meaning to me. Should be great fun!! Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wan

"i Choose You"
i choose you. Current mood: enlightened Category: Romance and Relationships wow. i've heard the song (i choose you. aundre 3000 and guests)a million times but it was'nt untill now that i really took a step back and really thought about the meaning behind the song. ultimately, it is everyone's hope to be chosen by the one whom they have undeniable feelings for. it makes no difference if they have or have'nt met yet , as it is more of an idea etched out of that basic, natural, human need , to be wanted, loved, respected , cherished, and to be made an emotional priority in that one person's life. to be chosen by that person is a feeling that can rarely be easily described with words. i guarentee if you go up to someone who has had this happen to them, and ask them what it felt like, they would stare off a little bit to the upper left side of their eyes do to the fact that there is no real way to genuinely describe the feeling you get when you are chosen by that certain someo

Breathe- Affirmation Of A New Friend
Breathe- Affirmation of a new friend Have you ever Stepped outside on A cold as steel day Just to see your breath? Is that affirmation The same as pinching oneself To see if A happy instance Is not a dream? Have you looked furtively? Into the mirror or Window of A drugstore To catch a reflection of very brown eyes Wanting to see oneself as others do? Why the desire to know The number of blonde hairs Found in the morning brush? Why care? Why? The breath comes natural, The happy instance is just that, The reflection is, The warmth of the brown, Each wrinkle the result of a smile, Just be…breathe Remember and know I love you my new friend….. And I can’t and will not Be wrong… Celebrate life Poet

Charles Proud Of Returning Harry
Charles proud of returning Harry Prince Harry was met by his father and his brother Prince Harry Prince Charles has spoken of his "great relief" at the safe return of his son Harry, after 10 weeks with his regiment on the frontline in Afghanistan. Prince Harry landed at RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire, where he was met by Prince Charles and Prince William. The prince's tour was cut short after a news blackout collapsed, raising fears he would be targeted by the Taleban. The Prince of Wales said he was pleased about his son's return and praised the efforts of all armed forces personnel. Prince Harry, 23, a second lieutenant in the Household Cavalry, was flown out from Helmand Province under orders from the Chief of Defence Staff. The prince's deployment was subject to a news blackout in a deal struck between the MoD and newspapers and broadcasters in the UK and abroad. 'Particular frustration' The agreement broke down after the story appeared on

Bunny Disaster
As we all kno around this time of the year the easter bunny is in the mall.While waiting for my friend who was checking out the few items she purchased,her daughter who's nine and i don't believe still believes in the easter bunny starts saying...oooh sarah look the easter bunny...maybe rissa might wanna go...as my friend was coming out of the store she agrees and with bags in hand we walk over...It was so pretty,huge,brightly covered eggs surround the area,patches of beautiful spring flowers everywhere...and in the center of it all sat A big white easter bunny.I take her hand and begin to walk down to the booth to pay for and 4'6" photo which by the way one cost 12 dollars...thats not the point tho...anyway...rissa this whole time is watching the child before her run up to & eagerly sit on his lap,take a picture,get a candy and leave with big smiles and giggles.Finally after what seemed like i watched every kid in town meet the easter bunny...I paid for the pic and walked around the b

Moving...good Idea Or Bad?
Well for those of you who have read my profile you know I'll be buying a house soon. I've been looking around the tri-state and found a few that I like. One of my best friends moved to FL a few years ago and just recently told me I should move down there. I mean don't get me wrong I'd love to vacation in Panama but do I really wanna live there? When she moved there everything about her changed for the worst! When I move I want it to be for the better. What should I be looking for when it comes to moving...most importantly if I move out of town! I know about checking the back ground history of the neighbor hood and the house as well as the schools but what other factors? I also have to keep in mind that I'm moving alone with 3 kids. I guess I'm just tired of being in this town in some ways. It's always been my home so I'm use too it. but at the same time I know that there is nothing around here and this city offers nothing. I just have this phobia of not knowing anyone where I move..Is

Fire Protection Spell
This spell uses the element of fire to protect you and create a visual image which you carry with you throughout your daily life. It requires a clear space outside of about 20 feet in diameter initially and you must be careful not to set any vegetation alight through the heat of your fires. You can also perform this spell on a beach. YOU WILL NEED: Enough fallen wood to feed your fires Dry brushwood or paper to start the fires Matches Water to douse the fire. METHOD: *You should make sure that you only gather fallen or driftwood. *Make sure you have enough to keep each of the fires burning for about half an hour. *Taking up one of the sticks of wood, draw a rough circle about eleven feet in diameter. *Determine the four directions North, East, South and West (use a compass, the sun, moon or stars.) *Lay a small pile at each point just inside the circle but do not light them. *Reverse and spare wood safetly beside each pile to keep the fires burning for at least half an

Just A Little Math..
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge

Boyfriend Application
Name: Age: Height: Weight: Body Type: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Dating Age Range: Do you work out?: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: Do you have animals?: If not do you like animals?: List your top 3 music artists 1. 2. 3. Top 3 movies 1. 2. 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontaneous?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we walk through the

Whats The Deal?????
It started off we were two peas in a pod motivated by love with the blessings of god we were head over heels in this love thing funny ain't it thinking back how friends thought it was just a fling i used to call you on the phone late nite tip mackin to u in ya ear coversation well equipt i used to make you laugh i used to make you smile but oh the while your roomates were in denial we felt a lot of jealously from the very start your so called friends kept tryin to tear us apart they used to tell you all kind of lies just like a wolf in sheeps clothing the devil came in disguise they transformed all your smiles into tears they sabotaged your happiness and blamed it on my busy career i gave you everything aiming to please but i guess it wasn't enough cuz now your ready to leave but don't go baby lil momma been down with me for a while when you tryin to smile im the one you like to dial but lately ive been on a mission for comission so why you at home wishing you was with me ive been miss

Fubar Is Advertising Now?
I was taking my son to school this morning and I was listening to the radio and what do I hear?? A FUBAR commercial! Yes, they are making so much money now that they can advertise on the radio stations. I was a little surprised. Maybe I should change my profile picture to be something other than my face? I can only some of my family members coming across my profile and freaking out over it. I have a very uptight family and that would not go over well. It is a beautiful day and I am finally over my hang over from yesterday. I started feeling better in the afternoon. Damn, is drinking worth it? To be out of it and feel like crap the whole next day? It isn't like I do it that often but I have done it twice in the last couple of months. My left breast has been hurting in the same spot for over a couple of weeks now. I am starting to get concerned. It hurts all the time. I am going to call the doctor and make an appointment. Even laying down on my back it hurts. Never

Man's Creed
Courage isn't a brilliant dash, A daring deed in a moment's flash; It isn't an instantaneous thing Born of despair with a sudden spring It isn't a creature of flickered hope Or the final tug at a slipping rope; But it's something deep in the soul of man That is working always to serve some plan. Courage isn't the last resort In the work of life or the game of sport; It isn't a thing that a man can call At some future time when he's apt to fall; If he hasn't it now, he will have it not When the strain is great and the pace is hot. For who would strive for a distant goal Must always have courage within his soul. Courage isn't a dazzling light That flashes and passes away from sight; It's a slow, unwavering, ingrained trait With the patience to work and the strength to wait. It's part of a man when his skies are blue, It's part of him when he has work to do. The brave man never is freed of it. He has it when there is no need of it. Courage was never des

And I Just Keep Adding!
Yummy! As promised, I have added a new members area to the infinite fun one Adult can have online on one site. Filled with content from a well known real time Dominate and producer of fetish films that not only state extreme, but also give some fun to the play time, Dr. Kink (aka Master Leonard.) Not only can you sneak a peak to see some of his films in My membership area, I also give you a place to buy the whole film and see it from start to finish with a Video On Demand section. I have priced memberships to your liking were a 1 month is cheap but a 3 month is even cheaper! Have any films that you haven't seen? Maybe some fetishes? I will do my best to line up the camera crew and a few good models very soon to offer a rounded out feature of new video and galleries that fit your liking. You should be seeing some good CBT films, spanking and whipping films, male bondage and more in the future. Just remember, you are probably not going to see these intimate insights to these

Work
I work on a bus with Handicapped children. Yet they might have a handicap but they are the smartest of all. I enjoy talking to them, helping them and being there when they need me to be there. It's an awesome job. I was on this one bus where a child who was ADHD was making fun of another child younger than himself, calling him a monkey this other child had Downs. I went and sat beside this ADHD child and I told him...put yourself where he is right now and have someone like you calling out names and such ..how would you feel? He just looked at me...and I said if someone said you were too stupid to pass your grade at school how would you feel. He then said, he would feel horrible and picked on. I looked at him and I said...My point made. From that day on he never picked at him again. It's a harsh world we live in and some children don't quite comprehend the words disability. It doesn't mean it has been wheel chair oriented it could mean several different aspects of life

Just A Dream...
I dreamt of you again last night. I was searching for you, calling your name, looking for signs that you were there. Wandering round the places we knew, just hunting high and low for you. Walking past cars, searching for yours, listening for the music, that god awful music that you always play to damn loud. Glancing in the windows for that rude lil air thingy you insist on having.I was asking people where you were, i knew they knew, why wouldnt they tell me where you were? I never did find you by the time i woke up. Curled up in my bed, the tearfull reality setting in. Your gone...

Nothing Last Forever
Monday, February 25, 2008 Nothing last forever Current mood: bored Category: Life Every second, every breathe out of the womb is a step closer, to your grave, to the Grim Reaper, an unavoidable death. Being that nothing last forever live it up, if you can because tomorrow ain't promised to anyone and in reality neither is today!

Tag Your It-repost
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I was born and rasied in Chicago. 2. I hate living in Chicago. 3. I have 3 sons....they are 12,9,9 4. I drink once in a great while. 5. Don't do drugs. 6. I get very nervous around new people..when get to know them dont shut up. 7. I was raised by my grandma ...miss her everyday. 8. Not close with mother or father 9. best friend is sister..she is completely insane...but is awesome. 10. I work at a gas station...looking for new work everyday...going back to school soon. five people sending it to:Wraithking,Devious,Chitown born and rasied,goose,sassy

Twins News: Liriano Expected To Make Debut Friday
This is great news for me and hopefully great news for my ball team too! Everyone's been holding their breath since the guy underwent Tommy John surgery back in the 2006 offseason. And now he's back on the field, and looking good so far! Here's the story from mlb.com. Twins left-hander feels great after Tuesday's BP session By Kelly Thesier / MLB.com FORT MYERS, Fla. -- It's game time for Francisco Liriano. Following another successful batting practice session, the Twins left-hander is expected to make his debut in a Spring Training game on Friday. He threw about 45 pitches in his session on Tuesday morning. And afterward, he reported that he feels ready for the next step in his progress. "I didn't feel any pain, any soreness at all," Liriano said. "I feel real good." Pitching coach Rick Anderson said that as long as Liriano doesn't suffer any setbacks, the plan is to have him pitch in one of the club's two split-squad games on Friday. Click here for the full article.

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? YOU MIGHT BE SURPIRISED WHO'D LIKE TO DO WHAT WITH YOU AND/OR TO YOU, SO TAKE A CHANCE AND REPOST AND MAKE

I Posted A Salute!
At long last, I have proven... That I am real. Yes, pretty and sweet girls really do exist, even on Fubar. In real life even! If you're lucky enough to snag one, don't let her go. So, now I'm just waiting for my salute to be approved until I can start getting points again. And then look out Ken, cuz I may Love you, but IT'S ON!!!

Words To Melissa Ferrick's Drive
"If you want this if you want this if you want this, you’re gonna have to ask nicely please yeah if you want this you’re gonna have to ask me you’re gonna have to ask me Whatever you want I’ll give it to you I’ll give it to you slowly ‘till you’re just begging me to hold you ya whatever you want whatever you want but you’re gonna have to ask me Your mouth waters stretched out on my bed your fingers are trembling and your heart is heavy and red and your head is bent back and your back is arched my hand is under there holding you up I’ll hold you up and drive you all night I’ll hold you up and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight I’ll hold you up and drive you all night I’ll hold you up and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight that’s right that’s right In the kitchen in the shower and in the back seat of my car I’ll hold you up in your office preferably during business hours ‘cause you know how I like it when there’s people around and

I'm Sorry!
..I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you ca

Shadow Of The Day
I wish he can hear me cry see the tears that lay on my pillow knowing I might never get to laugh again hearing suffering sad songs on repeat wishing that one day he can forgive me for the beast i became I dont expect him to understand nor forgive me for the pain I have caused him but the selfish part of me wants him to talk to me I clench my heart as the thrill to call him or txt him emurges.. I just cant STOP talking to him... he has been such a frequent part of my life " I am so sorry " I wanna scream in the reciever of the phone I close my eyes tightly a breathe of sorrow I think about the better days... the days i would lay on this pillow laughing and giggling at him the days I would shout at him and play fight.. hanging up only to have him call me 2 secs after.. The nights he would lay in bed telling me he loved me and he wants to be in my life.. and how he always dreamed of becoming a good father.. " I love you Amber...so much you dont know how much.." Cry

Brett Favre Retirement
Thanks, Brett, for all the fun memories. However, I reserve the right to take that back if more memories are forthcoming. Brett Favre announced his retirement Tuesday, which was about as surprising as the retirement of a gray and grizzled quarterback can be. And, when there is a surprise in sports, conspiracy theories invariably follow. Favre is trying to show the Packers who really runs the town. He is expressing his displeasure that they again failed to land Randy Moss. His agent's cryptic remark - "Nobody pushed Brett Favre out the door, but then nobody encouraged him not to go out that door, either" - means Favre wanted more love. Everyone expected Favre, 38, to retire the past two springs, when his skills seemed to have declined and his team was lousy. Instead, he has called it quits after a season in which he proved he is still among the elite quarterbacks. A season when his team was one overtime interception (as much a part of the Favre legacy as the thrills) away fr

Duh
You Are 91% Misanthropic You are misanthropic to the point of being scary. In your view, people are a disease. You may want to lighten up a little - before you become a super villain! How Misanthropic Are You?

Age Difference
Age difference Ok ,,this blog is dedicated to a few of my buddies who seem to think a person's age makes some kind of big difference in a relationship.. Well in my opinion age doesn't mean squat!!,,ive been hit on by mature women (40+),and young girls (21+) and both have found me extremely exciting and fun to be with,and most of them wanted to keep me forever! The only problem lies in yourself as a man,,are you adaptable and flexible enough to provide a younger/older woman with what she needs and wants in a man! If so,,then age will never be an issue! OK Lets imagine an age scale for the average women. At 21 everything is new and exciting and she has a ton of energy to spend,she has allot of friends and values there opinion. She also has very lil responcibilty.she expects you as a man to be fun, exciting and to fit in with her friends and be accepted! At 30 she has responsibilities and set goals, she still has plenty of energy

Revised Id Cards Plans Unveiled
Revised ID cards plans unveiled Critics say the cards are unlikely to prevent future terrorist attacks The government is to unveil a rethink of its identity scheme - including allowing people to use new "biometric" passports as ID cards. The introduction of the new passports will be delayed from 2010 to 2012, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith will say. And instead of being made to get identity cards at the same time, applicants will be able to use their passports to prove who they are. Critics accused Ms Smith of trying to introduce ID cards by stealth. And the home secretary stressed the new timetable she is announcing in a speech later did not mean the scheme had been shelved. She told BBC Radio 4's Today programme she wanted to "speed up" up the introduction of the cards by making them compulsory for some groups at an earlier stage. 'Public acceptance' Non-EU nationals will be issued with compulsory ID cards this year, airport baggage handlers and people

Gotta Love Maxine
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe . 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes . 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill

Blinded(subject To Change)
My dreams are fading, They see no light. Once there was sun and skys, Now there is no light. I walk in the blindness, Looking to touch even a wall. But my heart is so cold, It just sees an empty,long hall. This pain and angish I must bare, For the rest of my Once open eyes. For they will never again see, Gods beautiful blue sky's

Re: Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated
RE: Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 07 Mar 2008, 12:59 Lou Dobbs: New World Order Can Be Defeated CNN host Lou Dobbs says that the New World Order can be defeated but only if "Americans awaken and soon," as he attacked the Bush administration's "shameless" destruction of U.S. sovereignty on a nationally syndicated radio show. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/march2008/030708_be_defeated. htm

To All My True Friends
"You Are One of My 10 Favourite Friends. Once you read this, you must copy and send it to your favourite friends within five days. On the 5th day the 'LOVED ONE' of your choice will either ask you out, or say I love you... This has been around since 1977, and has worked for years :] ♥ Share the love! ♥ THIS IS A TOAST......TO US....FOR THE PARTNERS WHOM HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO MISSED HAVING US, AND THE LUCKY ONES WHO ARE YET TO MEET US! GLASSES RAISED, CHEERS! If you get hit again you know you are loved."

Help Him Plz
Hey everyone this is my husband and I was hoping you all could go check him out! He is awesome and would be a great person to add to your list!! So go Fan Rate and Add him Please and Thank You!!! ~Jesse~@ fubar

The Fire And The Reason Why I Wasn't Here For A Bit
Well I'm back online at school. But this is just about the only site I'm able to get to right now because our internet is down temporarily. Last week at about 3 or 3:30 a.m. I was about to get in bed. I was texting a friend and heard yelling outside. I thought it was just the neighbors fighting again, so I ignored it. Then I kept hearing more yelling and something being thrown around near the front of the house. I started getting dressed and then I heard loud banging on the door. So I was trying to hurry then my mom bangs on my bedroom dorr and tells me the place is on fire and to get out. So I go out and look outside and sure enought I see orange flickering coming from the room with all kind os debris in the air flying around, so I go in and slip on my shoes, get my bookbag, purse, and prom shoes and I go after my cat but she runs back through the halllway. So my mom gets her boyfriend up and grabs my prom dress and we get out. We makes sure my brother and his wife and son are out too

Godmother Lsd's Shell!!!
She only needs 71,000 to godfather. We have alot of happy hours coming up. Will you guys please come help and rate some stuff to get her there. Even if you just come and rate a few things, every little bit will help. Thank you in advance to anyone who helps!! LSD's SHELL¢â ~*~DYLON's DIVA's~*~@ fubar Brought to you by: Wishful Thinking@ fubar (repost of original by 'Wishful Thinking' on '2008-03-08 05:52:18')

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Love
Love doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of a loved one everything is good When you love someone you love them for what's inside. Not because they're black or white, not because they're you age not because they're rich, but because of what's inside Love is blind to everything but what you love them for

Ashes
The Cremated Husband Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.... 'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, 'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring y ou promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman, remember that blow job I promised you?' 'Here it comes.'

Dog On Rookie Musher Team Die At Iditarod
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A dog in the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race died Saturday. The 7-year-old male, named Zaster, is the first dog death in this year's race. Rookie musher John Stetson left the dog with officials at the Ophir checkpoint early Friday. The dog had been showing signs of pneumonia. Iditarod race marshal Mark Nordman says tests will be done to determine the cause of death. Stetson is from Duluth, Minn., and is 60th in the standings. He was at the Cripple checkpoint, 503 miles into the 1,100-mile race.

Grandma's Boyfriend....
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey , my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home? ' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.' The minister fainted. Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are ...

Lust
Lust A Rondeau In the beginning she spoke to us, our Holy Mother who dreamed of lust, in a wanton song to be free, to open up the eyes and see, as into this world she was thrust. She offered us a holy trust, sealed with the kiss of eternal lust, when she bared her soul beneath that tree in the beginning... In the beginning, Eve spoke to us of the night she sealed that holy trust. She gave to us our sexuality, the gift of Life for you and me, the Sons and Daughters of wanton lust. In the beginning...

Rangers 1-0 Hibernian
Rangers 1-0 Hibernian Chris Burke fired Rangers in front at Ibrox Rangers progressed to a Scottish Cup clash against Partick Thistle thanks to a Chris Burke strike against Hibernian in the fifth-round Ibrox replay. Both teams had early chances but Burke broke the deadlock in 39 minutes, rifling into the corner of the net. With Hibs chasing an equaliser, Rangers substitute Nacho Novo was red-carded in the 79th minute following a reckless lunge on Thierry Gathuessi. Hibs rallied in the final minutes but failed to trouble Neil Alexander. Rangers boss Walter Smith was sent to the stand in the furore which sprung from Novo's ordering off, but the Light Blues held their nerve to keep their four-pronged trophy chase alive. Smith made six changes from the side which defeated Werder Bremen in the Uefa Cup for the visit of the Edinburgh club. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor was suspended and was replaced by Alexander, who made his Ibrox debut. Kevin Thomson, Burke, St

Go Figure
You Don't Have a Big Mouth In fact, you like to keep your life very private. You figure that your personal life is no one's business. And if people try to pry, they'll end up unsuccessful. You're a big mystery to people - and that's fine by you! Do You Have a Big Mouth?

Pampered Chef
I am going to begin selling pampered chef. Legitimately. So that being said would any of my friends be interested in purchasing anything once I get it going? Iwillbe making it available online. Yes I can cook, and I know how to use the stuff. Just looking for some feedback. Please comment one way or another?

Sorting Out Stuff In My Head
I hate drama. Most of you know I try to stay out of it. And yet, friends fighting each other try to get me to take their side. I'm not naming names. I don't do that. But people, FOR PETE'S SAKES, if it doesn't involve me, and nobody is CLEARLY WRONG, PLEASE, KEEP ME OUT OF IT! I am NOT going to take one side or the other because I don't wanna hurt the other side, I wanna remain friends with ALL! I do make exceptions. If one party is BLATANTLY wrong, I WILL go to war for the other side! That's happened recently. And I will continue to go to war for anyone I feel needs it! No matter what! I love my fu-wifey...just sayin'. I love playing music! I have had plenty of chances to do that this week! I covered I don't know HOW many shifts, and I still could do more! But, better that I take a back seat sometimes...don't wanna get burnout! Alright I think my brain is empty so I'm gonna go...ttyml!(to steal a saying from fellow DJ Devine, it means talk to you more later) :)

Rewind,repeat
Everyday I watch you pass by, Your life seems to be so grand. Someday your feet will hit, And where are you gonna land. You think it's all sweet, But you don't know the truth. So simple,so young, You don't know the truth. Lifes struggles get harder, More than you can believe. You have to keep going forward, A game you can't leave. You go sideways, more than you know. I'm kinda wondering how far Before you start to know. Since you we're young, Your mind hasn't aged a bit. You still live in yesterday, Has any of this even hit. Watch your little house on the prarie, And keep your 80's do because thats the way, Everyone remembers you. You need a spark, Something I guess I can't give. But you know as I, This is no way to live. You break my heart, with each passing day. I just wish You could look at yourself, And see things a different way. I'm not the only one, Others see it to. My biggest problem my friend, Is I won't quit loving you.

That Don't Impress Me Much- Shaina Twain
This song used to be my theme song,I should listen to it more often. Ive known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But youve got being right down to an art You think youre a genius--you drive me up the wall Youre a regular original, a know-it-all Bridge: Oh-oo-oh, you think youre special Oh-oo-oh, you think youre something else Okay, so youre a rocket scientist That dont impress me much So you got the brain but have you got the touch Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night That dont impress me much I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve--just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place (bridge) Okay, so youre brad pitt That dont impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright But that wont keep me warm in the midd

My Life "1"
MY LIFE. By me I look into mirror I see myself, but as I was before The days where I had hopes and Dreams Know I see sadness, pain, death in my face And the wasted time I have spent here I broke my life apart, I lost everything exept myself I have nothing to gain or lose from life I only wanted a simple life , Now i want only to live in dark, In the shadow of my Dreams watching how the world dies, Day after day It burns in pain It feels hunger for blood I take a peace of Mirror glass and look into myself I see that many years passed. I see how old I have become How much pain I have seen How much did I gane Throught this years Now I have only one purpose, to live And there is nothing to change..... MRRCP2007

Questions Most Ppl Ask
Yes I am single. The reason is I can't find anyone nice to be with. Most of the ppl I attract have been very onsided or much about themself - putting me down ect. (I'm sure everyone has had this once in their life) Honestly, When everyone rates me I truly appreciate it. If I don't post so, plz know that I love it bunches- makes me all warm inside ;-) NO I am no homophobic. Love my lesbians mmwahs and gays! I'm an equal opportunity ahahah I believe you are who you are - do not settle for anything less that what you think you would do for yourself. Hell, no one is perfect I would not EVER expect you to be. Love IS and will always be the key, honesty, no cheating, and above all music - love everything about me or hate me but you will always remember me regardless. YES I love kissing. I would do it 24 hrs a day!! Right now the only thing I kiss is the gentle fall of rain when it touches my lips on occassion. Not found anyone worthy to kiss me. If you think you can -

Dirty Phone Booths & Taggers
I happened to be out and about today and my cell phone lost reception for some odd reason. I was in the middle of planning a huge event and so jumped at the chance to finish that conversation on the local phone booth. This was probably one of the most nasty phone booths I had ever seen. It looked as if someone was hammered when using it and decided to blow chunks all over the booth and didn't even clean the shit up. There was tagging from every "wanna" be gang in a tourist town known for their beautiful mountain top views and the high volume of skiers/boarders that cruise those mountains in the on season. Oh and lets not forget the crud built up on the inside of the booth that could be from the phone company who owns it not paying it a visit in the last 10,000 years or so?!? Anyhow, I grabbed the phone (for those of you who know me this was a problem) hand shaking, black gloves protecting me from the diseases (it looked as if it had caught herpes) it may carry, and dialed the num

What Goddess I Am..
You Are Aphrodite! A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?

My Anal Is Retentive.. Lol
"So go ahead and mix up your alphabetized CD collection." Yea my dvds are in groups first by studio, side label color, and letter color like for real... You Are Totally Anal Retentive Yup, you're so uptight - people definitely have called you "anal." You're the type of person who's so OCD you organize your M&Ms before eating them. You have so many rules and rituals, it's hard for you to let loose and enjoy life. So go ahead and mix up your alphabetized CD collection. Live a little! Are You Anal Retentive?

Life....
Your Life Path Number is 1 Your purpose in life is to lead others. You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way. You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory. Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything. In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships. You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed. A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first. Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them! What Is Your Life Path Number?

Ok, Another Auction, And Another Chance To Own Me Lol
ok yall, i am in another auction, this one being a NSFW auction. Click on my pic below to go see what i offer and also place a bid. i hope to see the bids roll in lol.

The Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.' Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore - For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore - Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door - Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;

Liquid Being
Dripping strings of emotion A melting web entangling my mind I have ceased to be Yet here I am I am nothing And everything All at once Fade to shine Raw blue fingers Painting valleys Red eyes Such anger and rage Painted with life Soaked with feeling And now Liquefied with pain Longing to be whole Though I am all I need to be Secrets locked away Trembling with anticipation One day No longer a puddle The sun will caress me My eyes will be opened Nothing can touch me For I am nothing Yet everything And I fade to shine

Hourglass
Our life, nothing but grains of sand moving through an invisible hourglass of time. Every moment, everlasting and ever-changing, slipping through my fingers, as I turn the pages of my journey into unwritten eternity. To the moments of love and pleasure, to nights of question and pain. To those who have changed you for good, and events that made you who you are today. To the past and our memories of time spent together and alone. Our cocktail of accomplishments mixed with how we`ve become known, awaits a final toast to our existence and our passing

Walking Out
So should I just kick myself in the ass for the pattern of getting used and hurt? Why are some of us born with a cold heart who could give a fuck less and others are born with their heart on their sleeve? Have you ever wondered why that one person you were destined to be with and love with all of your heart just walks out of your life for no reason at all? Or maybe you're just too blinded to see that you gave too much. It's the way the world turns...

This Thing Called Life
is anyone else sick of it? sick of the pain people like to put you through? sick of the shit you have to put up with? sick of the emptyness in your life? well i am. i am sick of it all. sick of being lonely and feeling empty sick of being down and depressed. sick of not being able to express my true emotions to people... sick of it all.

Time.
Time is well spent if you spend it on some of these ways-my favs :) *making out(no sex) *sex *watching a good movie *watching a horror movie with your bf/gf and have sex after xD *dancing *dancing for someone special *shopping *wearing high heels *going to concerts *gossip *laugh *love *study *watch Discovery lol *work out *eat *take a chance *chillout by yourself *laugh again *smile all the time!!

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Funny Crap
Texas Logic After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.' One week later, " The Express News," a local newspaper in Texas reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn fields near Austin , Bubba Johnson , a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless. Fifty Year Old Woman A

Is It So Wrong?
So, I’m sitting here at work… listening to the radio... and “let me love you,” sung by Mario comes on. I feel he should be singing this to me. Crazy? Maybe. Unordinary? Not really. I should deserve to be treated like a queen… like a princess… like if somebody really loved you, he would make you his number one… no questions, no excuses, “no reasons not to”. That to me is just a cop out so “other girls” don’t find out. Yes, I AM talking about somebody specific. Theo, and I know he’ll read this, and I’ll get a text message about it. Whatever. Seriously, I’m thinking about making this blog available to those I don’t even know to read, so maybe they can gain a bit of knowledge. Theo, you say you love me, you talk about having kids with me, talk about having me come see you…. Talk talk talk. However, when it comes to something simple like “moving me up on myspace” you go into this huge hissy fit about it, and give me tons of reasons and excuses to why you can’t do it and why you won’t.

Politics & Religion (joke)
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very h

Infatuate Me...
I saw my love in your lovely... ...face you take me to a divine... ...place... ...that captivates me! I find myself living day by... ...day thinking of a love that... ...just... ... fascinates me! These days just fly on by... ...they fly just to die... ...without you! I lay the nights away... ...I pray you to stay... ...it won't do! Have no idea what you do to... ...me If everyone could... ...see... this love above me! It was because of the... ...compromise and because we... ...realize... ...what this could be! I found I do love you...so...and I Know I will ever so... ...This I do! These days just fly on... ...by... ...on by... ...on by... ..without you! I try to write away... ...loneliness... ...day by day... ...it won't do! They say its better to have loved them all... ...then to never love at all... ...its untrue! These days just fly on by... ...I cry when they die... ...without you! These days just fly on by... ...on by... ...on by... ...its untrue! I find myself li

That Moment
That moment when two people face each other, not knowing what to expect. The unzipping of a dress which floats to the floor. The touch of someone’s hands running down your arm. The unbuttoning of a shirt and watching it fall. The light movement of hands against your chest. Then stepping closer, to feel the breathe capture your neck, and tickle your ear. I stand there with my eyes closed, feeling nothing but goose bumps touch my neck. The whole world stopping for one second, you gasp as he approaches from behind you. Lifting my hands above my head. My eyes still closed, as he runs his fingers down my inner arm. He pulls in close to you and your bodies fit like a jigsaw puzzle. You travel down my sides in a light movement, my hands still above my head. Slowly I bring them down and wrap them around his neck...you enjoy the feel of his hands the touch of his fingertips...your heart is racing like mad, but you say nothing. Slowly his hands reach around to my stomach and flow out cross the

Truth
truth Religion is meant for cause, cause to help to life to bring close to self and optimize the pace of life. Religion brings the life on the verge of realization which in fact enlightens the life on its bare facts. With out realization true meaning of life as human can not be achieved. The roots of religion emerge from the ocean of truth. Truth is the soul of religion. Truth is the essence of being religious in life. The much one be closer the truth of life the more one will be religious in life. The truth of life indicates the vision of soul. The definition of truth is so broad in itself to elaborate but to understand and visualize the core of truth just a simple heart and active state of mind with cool mode could make it feasible all the way. Truth is something more a divine light which brings the life to light in its real form. May god bless all on the subject of truth in life. Thanks please.

Re: Patriot Missiles: Iraq Veterans Against The War
RE: Patriot Missiles: Iraq Veterans Against the War ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: jerm: rant in j-minor Date: 14 Mar 2008, 00:11 Of course the American Mainstream Media is being silent about this....----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The London TimesMarch 2, 2008After Vietnam, American veterans testified to the atrocities they witnessed. Now soldiers who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan are about to do the sameAriel LeveSome of them will be okay. They will live with the secrets. They can dissociate from what happened in combat because it was part of the job. It was what they signed up for. They will keep the secrets out of duty – the silence is part of a code, and they honour that code above all else.But for others, the secrets they keep are like a poison, slowly releasing toxins of shame and remorse. Who can they tell anyway? They talk to each other – other veterans who have seen what

Confused
I'm very confused nowadays in men that make the statement that they want to meet a nice woman. Someone comfortable in their own skin, fun to be around...blah, blah, blah....is this just a line of crap to make people think ahhh poor guy...I know alot of women...GOOD women, attractive, fun, successful, intelligent that are single looking for these men that are looking for these women, and yes I am one. I'm tired of hearing "Man I can't believe you're single". Are men afraid of women like me? Afraid of confidence? Afraid of success? True I'm on the thicker side but does that make me less of a woman? No it means I'm comfortable with who I am, I'm not going to worry about "me" about if my hair is messy, if my nail broke, or if I can't find my lipgloss. I take care of myself I look nice but I'm going to make DAMN sure my man and kids are happy. I don't mind helping out around the house...not just the inside but mowing the lawn, fixing a fence, taking a trip to the dump, do you think Bar

Bring On The Rain
Another day has almost come and gone Can’t imagine what else could wrong Sometimes I’d like to hide away somewhere and lock the door A single battle lost but not the war (‘cause) Tomorrow’s another day And I’m thirsty anyway So bring on the rain It’s almost like the hard times circle ‘round A couple drops and they all start coming down Yeah, I might feel defeated, I might hang my head I might be barely breathing - but I’m not dead Tomorrow’s another day And I’m thirsty anyway So bring on the rain I’m not gonna let it get me down I’m not gonna cry And I’m not gonna lose any sleep tonight

Me And My Brother
Me and my brother were driving back to State College on Sunday night, lets just say it was a 3 hr plus adventure. Mom was sad to see us go, but who's mom wouldn't be. We were talking about Easter dinner and the drama that our aunt does. Ryan was being a little bastard and was to kill me by passing gas during the ride up. Nothing like chemical warfare that lasted for over an hour. If there was ever a time that I needed a cork or a gas mask, this was that time. We always stop at the rest stop and he got Burger King for the second half of the trip. Nothing like giving him more ammo for his ass. All I wanted was a bottle of water, but I got onion rings from BK as well. To bad the rings that I got were the worst I ever had from BK. We ended up having some guy take our order named Yok or Yoke, who knows. I asked the kid how to say his name and he could not even tell me. How in the world do you not know how to say your own name. That was not as bad as the girl whose name was Gol

Officer Cassidy
The funeral of Philadelphia Officer Chuck Cassidy was last year. For the people that do not live near Philly, Officer Cassidy was shot and killed during an armed robbery at a Dunkin' Donuts on Oct. 31. Officer Cassidy was a 25 year Veteran of the Philadelphia Police Force. He is survived by his wife and three children. Local residents and officers came to pay their last respects to the fallen hero. Officers from NY, Massachusetts, Delaware, and Virginia came to pay their respects to their fallen brother as well. They had a jumbo tron outside the church for those who could not be inside to watch the ceremony. But what really brought a tear to my eye was when the people stood along the side of the road to see the procession drive to his final resting place. It goes to show that one man can make a difference in his community that affects the people in it. As I watched the funeral and listen to the interviews on TV. It was what the people said in the interviews that made me think

Dj Jade Rockin The Tunes, The Way You Want!
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Just Me.
1. Whats your favourite sandwich filling? hammm and mayonaise and picklesss 2. Do you have any style icons? dita von tiese 3. Whats your skin colour? almond 4. What colours do you like to wear? gray,pink,black 5. What do you like most about yourself? inteligence 6. What colour eyeshadow do you wear? white or black 7. What colour are your eyebrows? mmsmedje 8. Do you keep your armpit hair? eeeeeeeew 9. If someone hot asked to see you naked for $200 dollars, would you show them your assets? yes 10. Whats your cup size (If female)? what do you care :P 11. How long is your hair? half of my back 12. Which family member do you look like most? my uncle 13. How long do you spend in the bathroom? hours 14. Do you walk around your house naked? when i`m alone,yes 15. Do you dance around your bedroom in your underwear? all the time 16. What part of guys do you like the least? skinnyness 17. What part of guys do you like the most? arms,voice 18. What

Dreams?
ok iv been having alot of zombie dreams, and some people say that our dreams have hidding meanings. i have had three so far. the 1st one i was back in NY, i walk out to the mail box and i look up and i see zombies coming out of a somp, i walk into my house going through the mail. i walk into my room grap two knifes walk back out and start killing the zombies until they become to much and i see them tear me apart and eat me. the 2nd one im on the top of some building with a few other people, we are safe from the zombies but there is no food or water on the roof, but there is alot of food, water, guns, and ammo on the ground. i make a plan and get it all up on the roof. then the zombies find a way on the roof and i make another plan to get to a "safe zone" which works. then the zombies get in the safe zone and i start killing them, i dont die in this one but i wake up at that point so it didnt finsih the 3rd one im in the suberbs of a city and this time i dont try to kill them or he

Never
When the sadness in her eyes, Come from so deep in her heart. How do you pick up the pieces, Where do you even start. I do not know her past, And to repeat it,something I can't do. She needs to feel wanted, By someone who is true. Maybe I am the one, To bring back a smile to her face. To set her Broken heart, Back in to its rightful place. I will honor my words to her, And stay true to my course. Hopefully so she will never again, Feel sorrow pain or remorse.

Life
Just wanted you all to know if you dont see me around much its not that I dont want to be.....I am getting ready to start a new job at the end of the month.....trying to get ready for that....my training will be 12 hour day shifts....and once that is over I will be working 12 hour night shifts....and my part time job will be starting at the same time so on my days off from the new job i will be working my part time job.....leave me messages and lots of love....i will be checking every few days.....i will get back to you.....MUAH

Come See Me
Hey guys and gals would love to have you come visit me and hang out in the VIP Lounge we have a blast. Great Music, Great friends and no asshats to deal with lol Click the link below to come play http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53711

A Poem I Wrote B4 My Ex Deployed 6/6/2007
to miss someone that is to far away and too far away to see everyday is making me feel unhappy i miss the one that i want so close no contact between us is killing me the most he is gone, but not forever i will see him soon, then i shall feel better right now i miss him more then he knows and i want to see him, to let him know but i can't for he is not there the distance is not as great as it will soon be i know he must leave soon for it is his job but how do i tell him, to be safe when i don't even know what may be his fate i don't want to let him go off to war but that choice is not mine to make you see for he is in the U.S Army the job he must do is something great protecting our country and keeping us safe so i will not say a word keeping it all in silence unheard

Bristol March 16, 2008
Five races does not a season make. But five races can provide a snapshot into at least some of the storylines that will dominate the 36-race Sprint Cup Series season. So with last Sunday's Food City 500 from Bristol Motor Speedway in the books, here are five things we've learned from the first five races of the 2008 Cup campaign: Five races in, and still no race victories for Hendrick Motorsports. It was right about this time last year when Kyle Busch, who now drives for Joe Gibbs Racing, won at Bristol to give Hendrick its third win in a row as an organization. That spawned all the talk of Hendrick's domination in the sport, and the accompanying questions: Was it healthy for the series? How long would it go on? Could anyone possibly ramp up to compete with them? Team owners such as Jack Roush and Richard Childress and even Rick Hendrick himself warned that the sport was cyclical, that other teams -- such as Roush and Childress and Gibbs -- had previously gone through stretche

Ponder On This
Just some phrases to ponder... God has 3 answers for us; yes, not yet & I have a better plan. Work to live don't live to work. If it's 4 ur kids is it really a sacrifice. Love Lost is soon 4gotten but lost love is always remembered. It's better to burn out than it is to fade away. 2 is company & 3 or more is a party. If a tree falls in the wood & no ones around to hear it does it make a sound? Who cares why the chicken crossed the road, I want 2 know how it didn't get run over. Size does matter!!

Happy Hour
I'm trying to win a HH so could you please go subscribe to this lounge and let them know I sent you? If DJ Beagle is not in there please leave a comment at the bottom of the lounge that i sent you! Please? If you do private message me back and I will make you a free photo effect! {CHECK MY PHOTO EFFECT FOLDER} ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ Member of Downtown Bombers{Fu-Owned by My BFF BARBARA}@ fubar For another photo effect go and rate this photo for my friend who is also trying to win a HH! And let me know after you do by private message! Thanks! Click here and rate this photo

Feelin
Somedays i'm up and somedays i'm down. my life is a roller coaster of emotions. I think that this is really the only way that i know i'm still alive. Though i have to admit that sometimes i think that everyone around me would be so much better off with out me. i only hope that after i am gone that m kids will be well taken care of. No i'm not suicidal. don't freak out on me. just tired of feeling usless. i know it will get better. i just have to wait. 03/18/08

I Won't Be On Much!
Well I guess I knew this was coming sooner or later. I'm not handling my multi tasking very well. So I've decided to stay off of here for awhile. I'met some great people on here and plan to stay in touch through other means. I have to focas on my job and school and not FUBAR DRAMA.. lol

Sometimes Friends Just Make Your Day...
"well, you are going to be having a beautiful baby soon, you are a sweet-heart, you're beautiful, you may be broke but you aren't on the streets, and you in general are wonderful. So, obviously things will work out." This came from a friend of mine after he found out I was having a bad day. As of right now he is on his way over here with chinese food and a movie. He made me cry.

How The Hell Did This Happen?
I just got this email from the activities coordinator at the college i attend: Attention All Edison Students: Sometime between Friday March 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm and Monday March 17, 2008 at 10:30 am, several pieces of equipment were stolen from the Student Lounge (Room 174) at Edison. The stolen equipment consists of: 1- 32" Vizio Flat Panel TV OK STOP READING RIGHT THERE... HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE JUST WALK OUT WITH A 32" INCH TV? Ok KEEP READING 1- XBOX 360 3 Controllers for the XBOX (2 Wireless) Guitar Hero 3 Guitar Hero 2 Dance Dance Revolution Madden 2008 NCAA Basketball 2008 Raw v/s Smackdown 2008 Halo 3 FUCKING DUMBASSES.....I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY HAD GUITAR HERO AT SCHOOL OR I'D BE PLAYING BETWEEN CLASSES!

The Wicked Witch
This one is me and my sister Laura: which old witch? Nathan Moore: its just a saying lol Nathan Moore: wanna kill jen Nathan Moore: then we can sing it together Laura: you were supposed to say the wicked witch Nathan Moore: ohhhh Laura: why do you wanna kill jen? Nathan Moore: shes a bitch Nathan Moore: duh Laura: what did she do this time? Nathan Moore: making threats and stuff because i said i might not get ky bc moms sick Laura: does she want ky to get sick? cause i had what mom has and trust me she doesn't want ky getting that Nathan Moore: apparently she does Nathan Moore: i told her if she gets sick its all her fault Laura: and then she'll have to deal with kyleigh being absolutely miserable and not being able to sleep and coughing and crying Nathan Moore: moms feeling better Nathan Moore: im gunna get her after work tomarrow Laura: well maybe by the weekend it'll be ok Nathan Moore: i just wish jen would stop being a selffish bitch Laura: you're getting

Too Hot To Handle
dating is thrilling, fun, and heart wrenching. I am a completely genuine.. blunt and honest, funny and laugh with you woman. I am not a lady, never claimed to be.. but I know how to take care of a man. I get my heart broken so fast b/c i tell the truth up front.. i am looking for a good fun loving relationship with trust on both parts. i want someone who likes to be around me and isnt afraid of it. I do have some mood swings that suck... but damn it, i have 2 kids and meeting people is really difficult these days.. I want to thank fubar friends and family who keep me going.. b/c i swear there are days i want to just throw in the towel. Well, thats my morning blog prior to my breakfast .. i am starved.. for attention and friendship... realy true life friendship!!!

What You Might Think About Me?
This is something a friend gave to me and I needed this at the right time..... Hope you enjoy it as much as I have... (The paragraph below was written by David Keirsey)************* If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offsping, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To

Do I Have That Angel Anymore???
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

My Son Ashton
Well, I just have to share this because it is so funny... My kids have been on spring break this week and my mother in law came and picked up my son Ashton, who is four years old and very hyper... he stayed the night and the next day she took him to the movies... while they were in the movies he ended up getting stuck in his seat... they were unable to get him out so the fire department was called and two big firetrucks with a total of seven men came in the movie theatre to take the seat apart and free my screaming son... during all of this everyone had to leave and recieved free passes to return to the movies... My mohter in law called and explained it all and said she was bringing him home then... she was exhausted, mentally and physically... I can just picture all the commotion going on at the movies and it is so funny now that it is over... Just had to share... :)

Starting Fresh, Starting Over.
Welcome to my humble little blog on Fubar. As the title mentions, this is a fresh start. I had a profile here on Fubar for quite sometime. Due to hatred, failed "relationships" and other matters, I felt it was time to start fresh and start over with a whole new account. So, here it is and here I am. I plan to post a lot of blogs, both personal and just random thoughts, about myself and what I am going through in life. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.

Deleting My Account
I'll be deleting my Fubar in a 3 or 4 days. Those of you that already have my email or Yahoo IM can keep in touch with me through those. Those of you that don't have any other way of keeping in touch with me... if you really want to keep in touch, just let me know. I'll give you my email or my Yahoo. There's no drama or anything. I'm just bored with the site. -Dave

Devotion
A gentle word like a spark of light, Illuminates my soul And as each sound goes deeper, It's YOU that makes me whole There is no corner, no dark place, YOUR LOVE cannot fill And if the world starts causing waves, It's your devotion that makes them still And yes you always speak to me, In sweet honesty and truth Your caring heart keeps out the rain, YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof So thank you my Love for being there, For supporting me, my life I'll do the same for you, you know, My Beautiful, Darling

Happy Easter All;
Know this day many yrs ago Jesus was crusified for all you and me. He died that we may live thru belief .. Know he has risen and All was forgiven thru him ..As we do believe and know he crossed thru death to eternity and it is a gift to us .. That he bought and paid for our soulds to have everlasting life ..> All we have to do is choise to follow him with a pure heart and know his truth , love and kindness, adn his light . Amen hugz diana

Dead To The World?
She doesnt read the words She hears them in her head A poet full of blasphemy Rambles from her bed Ashes fall, and children crawl The lenses... They were RED Blackened Hands are reaching All you LOVE is DEAD? Dying as your cuts spill Secrets and untruths Lacks of TRUST/Gats to Bust Wanna set "Him" loose? Lining up like Dominoes Trigger finger shoots Welcome yet another To the Young and KILLED 2 soon...

The Omen Revealed
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as You are a DemonThere's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon! And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking at those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun! You are a Demon 100%Black Witch 92%You are a Vampiric Elf! 83%Fallen Angel 50%Vampire 50%

Somthing I Wrote
Minute by minute, day by day,I slowly feel you slipping away.Slipping into a world- completely unknown,No more togetherness, just being alone.No more drives along sunflower fields,No more fighting with armoured shields.No more trips to distant lands,No one there who understands.No more wildflowers on river bends,No more of the excitement of making amends.No more anniversaries or admitting who?s wrong,No more slow dancing to our favorite song.No more sunsets or showing we care,No more romance for us to share.Now, all I?m left with is the memory of your touch,And I know that nothing could ever mean that much.Mean as much as the love shared by two,And the beauty of saying the words, "I love You!".

Winners And Losers
Winners make commitments, losers make promises. Winners go through a problem, losers go around it and never get passed it. Winners say "Let's find out", losers say "Nobody knows" or "That's not my job". Winners always have a plan, losers always have an excuse. Winners say "There's a better way to do it", losers say "That's the way it's always been done". Winners know there is still much to learn, losers want to be considered an expert before knowing how little is known. Winners learn from their mistakes, losers only learn not to make mistakes by not trying anything different.

Some Of His Views On Soulmates
Almost every person feels a longing for companionship. At times we may understand this desire as a directive toward union with God, and at other times, as a desire for union with another person. Two ideas come together in the material from the Edgar Cayce readings concerning the choice of a companion-particularly a life partner. First is the principle that we are here in the earth for the purpose of growth and development in consciousness. What is more, associations with some individuals are more conducive to growth than associations with others; therefore, it is prudent to choose carefully our companions. This principle is probably easy for us to accept if we merely reflect on the types of influence various friends and acquaintances have had on us in the past. The impact is most powerful in a marriage relationship, and a good union should be founded upon a shared purpose in life and the capacity to help each other to grow. The second principle relates to reincarnation: We as s

Winds Blow
I have had many lives touch my own like a wind blowing in off the sea. Some were horrible thrashing winds that tore at my very soul. Some were so quiet I barely felt their breeze left upon my lips. Others were ordinary little gusts of wind that only caught my attention for a moment, their presence was felt and known but seemingly no impact from them was made. Some are like whirlwinds that seem to keep repeating. Other winds come rolling in feeling so good upon my face, my skin... deep touching winds felt on my very heart...warm winds. These are the best of winds. This type of wind lifts me up like a kite and allows me to dance upon the clouds. If only we could bottle the winds, bring them out when we want to feel certain feelings, when we need the comfort of the rustling wind....perhaps we could even use the storming winds, the dark winds to protect us? The stronger winds we could use for our worries,... just open the cap of the bottle and let the worri

I Dont Know Why
I don't know why I think about you And you don't think about me I don't know why I dream of you And in your dreams me you don't see I don't know why I miss When I am hardly around you I don't know why I need you And you don't feel that way about me too I don't know why I have feelings for you They have no reason to exist I don't know why I like you Your existence I wish I could forget I don't know why my heart aches for you It really gets to me sometimes I don't know why I cry for you You were never mine I don't know why I think you're the only one for me And I just hope that you'll feel like that too I don't know why I care There's no explanation, I just do

Uncaring
You know each day i find myself saying...I don't care! Then just going about the day. People You're with different people on a daily basis and they are noticing the attitude change and telling you about it. Do you think it is normal after being burnt so many times that you fall short of thinking certain people in your family and friends really love you and just say screw it...I don't care anymore. Is it a down spiral of feelings and finally you will spin out of control? My heart has been broken so many times in my life time that I sometimes think if I was as cold hearted as some of the people who I come up against that life wouldn't be so painful. I think that is how I am going to be...up comes the wall and the ice queen begins her journey. But I still intend to have major fun tonight. Who knows perhaps this is what I need to change the way I been feeling. Life sometimes deals us a rotten hand but I suppose it's how we play it that will determine the outcome. Being a psyc

Another Survey.
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? ...no 2. What color shirt are you wearing? purple 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? yes 10. What did you do for your last birthday? i dont remember,i was drunk 11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? Lacuna Coil-Our truth 12. What time did you wake up today? 11am 13. What were you doing two nights ago? sleepin 14. Do you like having your hair pulled? no 15. Name something you can't wait to do. frenchkiss someone 16. Last time you saw your mom a minute ago 17. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? nothing 18. If you had $250,000, what would you do with it? clothes clothes clothes 19. how long have you worked at your current job? job..?xD 20. Have you ever talked to Tom? tom myspaceguy?nope 21.Describe the underwear you have on? black lace thong 22. Last thing you ate? chocolate 23. What's your fa

Longing
I am longing tonight to hold you feel your warmth beside me hear your heart beating to listen as you breathe These empty arms ache to be filled lips to shower you with kisses my voice waits to speak your name to whisper, 'I love you' My eyes long to see you smile that sparkle in your eyes they memorized your face so well but the image is more dream than real My heart is heavy tonight memories of you envelope me I long to be with you until that longing is almost pain and my heart can only wonder if yours feels the same.

What The Hell Is A Mississippi Sticky?
So, why Mississippi Sticky you ask? What's so goddamn great about Mississippi and what the hell is a Mississippi Sticky? Well, there are a lot of celebs from the state such as Elvis Presley, Jimmy Buffet, James Earl Jones, Faith Hill...that Oprah woman...screenwriter Tennessee Williams, Jim Henson, and the Mannings (Peyton, Eli were born in NOLA...Archie is from Mississippi) and we can't forget BB King :P Mississippi has not only that going for it, but is mostly known for it's "Delta Blues" and celebrates Mardi Gras every year, even though NOLA is where the main party at. It has a dessert (Mississippi Mud Pie) and is world famous for it's red clay mud that is every frikkin' where. Lot's of good things came from Mississippi.. like me :) I am Mister Sticky aka Mister Tricky..just a MS Army boy trying to enjoy life for the first time ever and the Mississippi heat will definitely make ya sticky from sweating..therefore, I am "Mississippi Sticky." Sadly to say though, I did

Success To A Happy Married Life..
A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife ' s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight

Thoughts
To the man I love I wanna tell you this My love for you will stay true For as long as I live The stars can stop shining The sky can fall down The world can stop spinning But my love will still go ‘round Unless the devil comes to stop us Our love will always stay true Unless some evil force takes us apart I’m gonna keep on loving you I never asked for love so soon But then you came my way It didn’t matter how much I tried to deny it My love grew stronger every day As young as I may be You were there to catch my fall It's amazing how you’re always there for me Only you can understand it all I don’t care who’s against us This is just between you and me I don’t care who disapproves People should just let us be How could I live without you? How would I make it through? I think it’d be impossible How can I imagine a world without you? You can't help who you love You’re just not supposed to Although I didn’t think it’d

A Few Facts Of Interest
A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'. EXAMPLE TUESDAY THURSDAY TODAY TOMORROW THANKSGIVING THATURDAY THUNDAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN

Something I Wrote
all alone in this empty room , feeling lost and confused without a clue....deeper than any ocean blue , thoughts race through my mind too many times faster than a rollercoaster ride at times i wanna fly away to another day and erase the pain and all my losses and clean out my closet of bad memories in my life once & for all to stand tall and be 4ever deep down stronger than ALL ....breaking this wall down and building a new room with a view.

I Think It's Funny.................
I think it's funny how people say they want no drama in their lives.Drama is everywhere,no matter where you are or who your with.What it comes down to is how you deal with it.Some people scream,yell,cry,lie,be mean,and bitch(which is what I'm doing now)What I try to do is find people who laugh through the drama and the bullshit.Sounds mean,but peoples dramatic lives sometime make me laugh and if my drama makes other people laugh that's kool,I'm glad I made you laugh..........Fuck it!! Smile,tomorrow mite not come!

My Poor Niece.
So here is the story...My sister married a man who has two kids. Both of them from different women. My niece lives part time with my sister and her idiot. and the rest of the time she lives with her grandparents. They are VERY lazy people and do not feed her good food, or get her out exercising. My niece is 10 and weighs 175lbs! I have been telling my sister to get her exercising and eating right. She has been doing her best, but as soon as she goes back to Grandma and Grandpa's house, all bets are off. Does anybody have any suggestions? Please I need some advice to give to my sister. She is at her wits end, and is worried she will have to bury her stepdaughter soon. Do I call in for an intervention or do I let my sister deal with this on her own?

First Day Back To Work After Spring Break
Well it was first day back on the bus. Our going concern trouble making kid came on the bus with attitude this morning. He then went over to the seat that is not initially his and sat down. I had to ask him to move he punched me. Typical, I'm tough enough to take it..and not back down either. I told him move or get off the bus and his mom can drive him to school. He moved, reluctantly, but he did..and I received yet another punch in the arm. You have to understand that I am on a special needs bus and the kids aren't going to behave in a perfect manner. Yea I have patience I guess lol I think the biggest thing I don't get is why people get so pissed because the bus doesn't move fast enough for their satisfaction. It's the law that states they must stop at the railroad tracks..open the door and the side window to make sure no trains are coming. We have precious cargo on those buses. Imagine if some bus driver was transporting your children and they drove like complete mani

Pets And Animals
~APPLICATION FOR HOUSEBOY~ Are you now or have you ever been naked?...............Yes/No/Maybe Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________. What size speedo do you wear?......................small/med/lg/XXXL(it means exactly what you think) What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____. Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!! Are you accustomed to living in a basement?..........Yes/No/Where are the shackles? What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________. How often do you masturbate?..... NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists Do you cry during orgasms?.................. Yes/No/Mommy Didn't Love Me! A description of your sexual stamina level is…

Things To Consider For 2008!
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. 3.Try to get enough sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, 'My purpose is to____ today.' 5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy. 6. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in 2007. 7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives. 8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6. 9. Dream more while you are awake. 10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan sa lmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts. 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 13. Clear the clutter f

Love Of My Life
Like the stars in the sky, I am calling to you. From the heavens above, I am looking for you. In the depths of my soul, I will live and breathe for you. Sadness dwells inside you; You have nothing to fear, for I am next to you. I can feel your sadness; Let me be sad for you, so you will feel love once again. Worry not about life, let me worry for you. You should always love life, for it is a part of you. I'll be there when you fall, to catch you and say I Love You... I wrote this Jamie

Poem
Love Why do so many search for love? Why do they sit and pray to the god above? Through all the trials and heartbreaks. Don't they know that's their first Mistake. Love is a mystery and myth untold. Fate has the story to be told. Within each we must find the ability to love ourselves within our minds. Then the winds of change you must ride. Don't run away and hide. To love yourself is the first trial. Then you may find love in the next mile. When you accept yourself in your own eyes. The fates will then decide. And bring him or her to your side. Carla Blackburn written Nov.28th,2007 for her cousin Debbie.

Righteous Beggars
The other morning while driving through town, I encountered a group of people standing at various positions around the stop light in the center of town... Each of them are holding out buckets with the name of some church plastered on them... These people are begging for money!!!! Some towns have laws that prevent bums from standing at street corners begging for handouts, but what is the difference here??? Since I live in the Bible Belt, I imagine that most people weren't offended by this... In fact I saw some people open their windows and deposit money into the buckets... I, on the other hand, shook my head at the begging man with the bucket... I do not support any church... I believe in spirituality, but not religion... I just don't understand why these people, in the name of religion, can get away with begging when a legitimate needy person can't....

Who You Are Does Make A Difference,
A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in High School by telling them the difference each of them had made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First, she told each of them how they had made a difference to her, and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon, imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference." Afterwards, the teacher decided to do a class project, to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a Community. She gave each of the students three more blue ribbons, and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honored whom, and report to the class in about a week. One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a nearby Company, and honored him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon, and put it on his shirt. Then he gave him two extra ribbons and said, "We're do

Gotta Love How Wonderful Our Government Is?
Pentagon admits mistaken arms shipment http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080325/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/missile_mistake Pentagon admits mistaken arms shipment By ROBERT BURNS, AP Military Writer 1 hour, 8 minutes ago The Pentagon announced Tuesday that the United States mistakenly shipped to Taiwan four electrical fuses designed for use on intercontinental ballistic missiles, but has since recovered them. The error is particularly disturbing, officials said, because of its indirect link to nuclear weaponry and because of the sensitivity of U.S. arms sales to Taiwan, which China regularly denounces as provocative. The Defense Department said an investigation of the incident is under way. At a news conference, Air Force Secretary Michael Wynne said the misshipped items were four electrical fuses for nose cone assemblies for ICBMs. He also said they were delivered to Taiwan in 2006 and had been sent instead of helicopter batteries that had been ordered by Taiwan. Wynne said th

Un Fucking Believeable!
Feds decide slain auxiliary police not 'real' cops, deny death benefits http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2008/03/25/2008-03-25_feds_decide_slain_auxiliary_police_not_r.html Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Feds decide slain auxiliary police not 'real' cops, deny death Sen. Chuck Schumer (right), with Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly Monday, blasts Justice Department's refusal to grant death benefits to NYPD auxiliaries Eugene Marshalik and Nicholas Pekearo. They died in uniform trying to protect New Yorkers from a gunman who shot up a Manhattan pizzeria, but to the feds, two murdered NYPD auxiliary police officers just don't count. Auxiliaries Eugene Marshalik, 19, and Nicholas Pekearo, 28, were killed, along with 35-year-old pizzeria bartender Alfredo Romero, when a delusional gunman went on a rampage last March in Greenwich Village. The officers were trained by the NYPD, wore NYPD-issued uniforms and carried nightsticks, handcuffs and police radios, just like reg

Bleeding Love
Bleeding Love Darkness in the night, even though it's full moon The moment is gone, nothing left in this room History unfold, but I never expect this too soon Shadows are gone, but still I smell your perfume An arrow of love has emerged into my weak body I saw you're there but then your light gone suddenly Probably I was wrong, but I never thought this could be In the deepest of my heart, it's only you the girl I see Faintly heard, mystically I was covered by sound of flute Machismo of love, but then it should be paid for good You've changed your mind and you also change your mood Tried to do my best but then it all ended in misunderstood A right girl has come, but she's never gonna be my wife True love that for so long ago, I've been trying to dive A little love deep inside, but it should be ended in the strife Bleeding love of mine, but I'll treasure this my whole life

A Wonderfull Person To Know
Plain and simple..If shes not on your list she should be. Shes one of the sweetest people I know..she helps everyone. Shes also my owner for a month..Go check her out! CANDYRAIN*Owned By Rubias-Owner Of Zgurl*&'TãTT³Ð&þì³®Ç³Ð-ƒ®K¥Þhkk®-~ DYLON'S DIVA'S~@ fubar Brought to you by meeh!! ZGurl~*~Owned By Candyrain~*~Member of Dylon's Divas~*~@ fubar

Re: Abc Smears Scientist For Questioning Climate "consensus
RE: ABC Smears Scientist For Questioning Climate "Consensus ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 24 Mar 2008, 23:23 ABC Smears Scientist For Questioning Global Warming "Consensus" Global Warming Denier: Fraud or 'Realist'? is the headline ABC News uses to attack Princeton-trained physicist Fred Singer who dares to challenge the mainstream scientific "consensus" on the causes of climate change. http://infowars. net/articles/march2008/240308Singer. htm

Sarkozy Begins State Visit To Uk
Sarkozy begins state visit to UK Mr Sarkozy wants the UK and France to work "hand in glove" French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni have been greeted at Windsor by the Queen at the start of a two-day state visit to Britain. Mr Sarkozy shook hands with the Queen and Prince Philip, while his wife curtseyed, before the couples went in horse drawn carriage to Windsor Castle. Mr Sarkozy says he wants the UK and France to work "hand in glove" on issues like energy and immigration. Prime Minister Gordon Brown also said he looked forward to closer relations. During his visit, Mr Sarkozy will address both Houses of Parliament and meet Mr Brown at Westminster. The Sarkozys will also attend a glittering state banquet at Windsor Castle. 'Franco-British brotherhood' Mr Sarkozy's talks with Mr Brown are expected to cover issues ranging from global finance to Afghanistan. The two leaders are also expected to unveil new co-operation on illegal im

Hands
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You?

Want To Be Home In Ny Where Men Are Normal
I must really know how to attract the wrong type of man, seems most of my friends who go to Iraq do not want to have anything to do with me when they get back, just don’t get it, send stuff, write mail, send email and yet when they get back guess they don’t want to be my friend anymore. Seems as though the only type of man that seems attracted to me are those who turn out to be users to see what they can get from me and then kick me to the curb. Guess that I must be destined to be without a man who can treat me right and actually care about me and you can’t fight destiny so I will accept that there is really no one out there for me at least in this little place known as HELL.

I Live With An Idiot
SO my dumb cunt of a roommate messed up my apartment once again. SO far since august shes: -Broke the garbage disposal twice by fillin it with trash (not food waste) -put large dents/holes in the wall -thrown several parties breaking stuff/stealing my booze -she locks herself out 3 times a month at least. -and this time she kicked the door down instead of walkin to the office to get a key. she cracked the doorframe and dented the door. if she doesnt pay for ALL of the damages when she moves out im going to kick the shit out of her. and to top it all off she doesnt speak english.. i cant wait to move to my own house in may

Good God
damn I'm listening to a song done by my ex-husbands uncle. Redone by Johnny Cash. makes me think of that rat bastard. I wonder does my ex husband have internet . I wish to tell that fucker off for all the years of shit he put me through. Yea I was married!!!!! when I turned 18 *note* I was young and stupid and please don't ask me who his uncle was. You all know who he is. Think about it a famous country singer.

Another Fake Porn Star
NO RAVEN RILEY ISN"T ON FUBAR BUT HER FAKE WANNA B IS THESE FAKE RAVEN RILEY PROFILES DATE BACK TO LOST CHERRY DAYS.RAVEN HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SIT ON FUBAR 24/7.HER REAL RAVENRILEY.COM AND HER MYSPACE IS ALL COMPUTER GENERATED. NO LIVE PERSON ANSWERING YOU.SO WHY WOULD SHE SIT ON FUBAR. ~Raven~@ fubar FAKE SALUTE BELOW STAFF DELETED. PHOTOSHOPPED FROM A SET OF PHOTOS THE REAL RAVEN MADE FOR A FAN SALUTE TO BLOOMINGTON BOYS EVERY SINGLE PHOTOS SHE HAS IS STOLEN FROM THE REAL RAVEN RILEY"S WEBSITE BELOW,SHE USED A PICTURE PROGRAM TO CROP THE WEBSITE URL OFF THE BOTTOM HERE IS ANOTHER FAKE RAVEN RILEY lesbian@ fubar

New Sexy Hair!
I had a real shitty day yesterday but in the end the person that hurt my feelings came over and apologized and we hugged and forgave. Men sometimes say things they don't mean or say the stupidest things without realizing what they are saying may be slightly insulting. When I told him he made me cry, he was shocked and didn't even know what he had said. You move on and get over it. I later got an email from him asking if he could make it up to me and I responded with "you better". Think he might get the hint? I walked on the treadmill for the 3rd day in a row. Even without my cheerleader....where are you cheerleader? lol I walked 2.5 miles yesterday and 1.6 today. I just need to keep up the habit. I am sore but it is very manageable. I also got my hair cut and colored today. I needed a trim and some shape to my hair since I have been letting it grow. I had her add one blond streak in it from underneath so it just peaks out if I want it to. Kind of sexy. I took so

My Own
I loved you from afar, and wish u near, now i sit wishing on each shootin star, Prayin that my hearts call u'd hear. My love for you is strong, my doubts of u are behind me, With you I feel I cant go wrong, And Im glad that you found and love thee!

Stupid Girl...
I like to think that I'm fairly intelligent, kind of cute, a bit outgoing, and laid back for the most part. I may not have it all together like a job I like or one at all really, and to be honest I spend more nights than is probably healthy in front of the computer. Yet those are things that are easily remedied, if I'd just get up off my ass and do it. That's not what prompted this blog. No, it's nothing so simple as that. Yes, yes, by now most of you have probably already guessed it. I'm talking about a someone. A someone that I can NOT get off my mind no matter how hard I try! And trust me, I've tried! It seems like every time I get to a point where I think I'm, for lack of a better phrase, over this person BAM! Back in my thoughts and I'm back at square one. **Sigh** I miss this person a great deal but my pride refuses to let me apologize or even tell this person just how much I miss them. So here I sit miserable as hell because of some fuck up on my part. Before you say this

The End Of The Two Party System
...In his famous farewell address, Mr. George Washington warned vehemently against supporting the two party system. ...Much in the same way we ignored Eisenhuar's warning against the Military_Industrial Complex, we allow ourselves to be railroaded down one of two, equally intolerable, paths. ....Never, more than now, have the shortcomings of this system been more obvious. ....As the Democrats burn their own houses and the Republicans harden into a brittle-ready-to-shatter lampoon of themselves, the need for a new party, perhaps three new parties, has never been more pressing. ....Let's send these two antiquated, self-serving relics to the scrap heap, before they leave us broke and rubbing our asses, wondering what happened. ....Washington was right. These guys are all so crooked, they need a team of handlers to help screw their pants on every morning. ....To hell with these back-sliding poll-watching non-leaders. The stink from their putrid posturing has blinded our citizens

Going To Be A Busy Weekend.
Friday is a great way to end this rather easy week I have had. No taking kids to school, no dealing with homework or wondering if my son has done his homework. Sleeping in......ahhhhhh. Chris has been gone since Sunday. He has been staying at my Dad's all week doing some work for their friends. He called me last night ans sounded really homesick. He just wanted to talk to me. He told me he has made $96.00! Damn, doing yard work for rich people is the ticket! He is supposed to mow my Dad's golf course today and he will make anther $40! He got his bike stole yet again last Saturday and this time we haven't gotten it back! :( Poor kid takes his eyes off it for 2 minutes and some scumbag kid steals it. I hate thieves! Maybe he can take his money and buy himself a bike? He should get a cheap one so no one wants to steal it! This weekend is going to be busy. Maybe dinner with friends tonight, working in backyard tomorrow after the rain, friends tomorrow night and Sunday fa

Last Night Was Not Good....
Last night my Master had to tie me down and force me to submit. It was just bad all around. After the previous day being hard on us both and having been out of my collar for several days because the back made me itchy i think that maybe i lost my sense of being owned a little bit. After being leashed to the bed, spanked and told that i would indeed submit and behave and left there to cry...it took most of the ngiht but i got it.

If Your In A Contest Please Let Us Know
If you have entered a contest please let us know. Just send us the link to the pic that needs to be bombed or rated, so we can post a blog and let the other members know. Thanks, Sonya, Nicci and Kasey Also if you know of anyone that would like to joing a bomber family send them this way.

Another One
Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, God sends an angel from above, To make your life complete Who you can give you endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldon come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime" written 10/07

Your Night Out
Tonight is supposed to be a special night for you. We were going to try something a little different. We have experimented with so many different things and I am so totally into you, I had to help fill your fantasy. We were out a a bar just relaxing, drinking a little. I was shooting pool with a couple of people and you were watching me. I love when you watch me like that, it makes m want to play harder, like you were my prize when I win. I noticed the guy I was playing against was also checking you out. I asked him if he thought you were pretty. "oh, hell yes!" he seemed very excited in answering. I asked him if he was with anyone and he said no. I asked him if he wanted to bet on the game..... If I win he would have to do what I told him to do with you, if he wins you would tell him what to do. He didnt waiste any time in answering, YES. the game was intense and he lost, or you could say he won. I brought him over to introduce you to him. and then I told you that we b

Far Enough Away
Far Enough Away It's late again and your heartfelt words pull me back in, pull me closer. You once again try to make me believe that you want me back. If I had a penny for every time you succeeded in doing that, I'd be more than rich. I don't think you seem to understand that you're constantly taking a piece of me, and I know you don't plan on giving those pieces back; But I'm not sure I want them back. Once you make me believe that I still stand a chance, I open up to you and quickly become attached, again. I feel like you must be the one for me; why else would I spend so much time caring for you, wanting you, needing you? I see you in person and you harshly push me away. I wonder if the guy who was speaking to me last night was actually you. Your actions speak way louder than your words; and they hurt more too. I hate that you can make me feel this way. So closed off, unwanted, hurt. I wish I could let go and stay strong enough to push you

Hiatus
I need a break from the internet. The real world is starting to catch up to me. Anyway, I think most of you know how to reach me (-cough=cell-cough), if not just leave me a message and I'll try and get you a contact number asap. Hhmmm this blog almost sounds likea dirty dirty ad on craig's list, anyway, back into hibernation I go. xoxo decadent

Ita All Good.
Seen the doctor about the cyst, and he told me it's nothing to worry about! That as long as I don't have trouble seeing and things of that sort, he see's no reason to do anything else! Yea I'm going to live!!!!

Me You Me You
Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin.

My Way....
Lay me down, kiss my lips, touch my body with your finger tips. Caress my body, run your fingers through my hair, now let me tell you what i want...slide your hands down my thighs and spread my legs open gently. Slowly insert your finger in side me feeling the walls of my pussy and moving them so gently in and out....As you insert another finger while sucking on my clit i feel you pulling my body closer to you pulling me towards you and filling my body with more of you.... licking my pussy till you make me wetter then i have ever been, sucking on my clit till i reach that high that makes me cream... grabbing the sheets and calling you papi begging you to stop but you know i want more.... papi, papi. You pull your self up and ask me "Do you want me to stop ". I look at you and you know in my mind im sayen no so as you ask me again you have your fingers deep in me... pussy wet as fuck you take them out and put them in your mouth and then in mine... you kiss my stomach and then you star

Today
I went this morning to try to settle things with someone. I am now home a realizing that some people are just hopeless. I tried. I feel I wasted my time. Life is too god damned short. Why do they not realize that?

Tired Of Fucking People
SO PEOPLE ON HERE SO CALLED FRIENDS ,JUST WANT POINTS OR TO LEVEL GO FUCK YOURSELF I HAVE THE FRIENDS I NEED WHO CHAT TALK AND ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK. SO I LEAVE IT THIS WAY WANT TO BE A FRIEND FUCKING RESPOND ONCE IN AWHILE OTHER WISE I'LL ERASE YOUR ASS!!!

Unbelievable
I don't know what to type,do or say at this point. There's SO much I want to say,want to type but I don't want to put my business out there like that. I just feel used,hurt,confused,angry,disappointed,sad and dangerously violent right now. RIDICULOUSLY.....FUCKING.....VIOLENT.....RIGHT NOW!! I want to scream PRIMALY at the top of my lungs and destroy things. GRRR I'm sooo fucking PISSED THE FUCK OFF right now!!

The $2 Bill
THE $2 BILL (True Story, as told to me.) On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill. Me: 'Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.' Server: 'That'll be $1.04. Eat in?' Me: 'No, it's to go.' At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. Server: 'Uh, hang on a sec, I'll be right back.' He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: 'Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?' Manager: 'No. A what?' Server: 'A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me.' Manager: 'Ask for something else. There's no such thing as a $2 bill.' Server: 'Yeah, thought so.' He comes back to me and says, 'We don't take thes

My Best Friend¢¾
3. Danielle (n.) - The prettiest most amazing girl ever. She's so funny and makes me laugh all the time. actual definition in UrbanDictionary.com. So about this girl.. She's my best friend, whom I love so much. She's always there for me when I need someone to just listen to me bitch, and she always knows how to cheer me up. If I could, I would seriously give this girl the entire world. Her eyes and her smile; they make me melt. She's the most gorgeous girl I've ever met. Inside and out. & I wouldn't trade her for anything in the whole wide world♥ I love you, Danielle

Frozen In Time.
This is so weird but interesting ... This is a prank on a 'grand' scale. Over 200 people gathered at Grand Central Station in New York to pull off a 'frozen in place' act. The on looking travelers who weren't part of the act were mystified as to what was going on. Can you imagine? http://www.maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html

The Most And The Greatest...
The most destructive habit ........................ Worry The greatest Joy ................................................. Giving The greatest loss ........................ Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work .................... Helping others The ugliest personality trait .................... Selfishness The most endangered species ........ Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource .................... Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm" ........... Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome ........................ Fear The most effective sleeping pill ............. Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease .................... Excuses The most powerful force in life .............................. Love The most dangerous pariah ............................. A gossiper The world's most incredible computer .......... The brain The worst thing to be without ................................ Hope

Being Friends...
There is a difference between being an acquaintance and being a friend. An acquaintance is someone whose name you know, who you see every now and then, who you probably have something in common with and who you feel comfortable around. It's a person that you can invite to your home and share things with. But they are people who you don't share your life with, whose actions sometimes you don't understand because you don't know enough about them. On the other hand, a friend is someone you love. Not that you are "in love" with them, but you care about them and you think about them when they are not there. The people you are reminded of when you see something they might like, and you know this because you know them so well. They are the people whose pictures you have and whose faces are in your head regardless. Friends are the people you feel safe around because you know they care about you. They call just to see how you are doing, because a friend doesn't need an excuse. They tel

Into Each Life...
Into each life a little rain will fall, but if you have a friend, you can bear it all, for a friend is an umbrella, to hold above your head, and help you think about, the sunny days instead. Into each life a little sun will shine, but if you have a friend, it will always be fine, for if you can share the sunny times, with a friend that will be grand, as you talk and walk together, securely hand in hand. Into each life a little wind will blow, but if you have a friend, to whom you can go, your friend can help to guide you, can help you make the choice, by offering their view, and adding a new voice. Into each life like leaves things will fall, but if you have a friend, you know that you can call, they'll always steer you clearly, when their counsel's sought, for a friend is like a safety net, in which you will be caught. Into each life a friend will come to you, for if you have a friend, you'll know what to do, when

One Word...ugh~
It has been a rough weekend here. I have one word...UGH~! I feel lousy. This round of chemo sucks~! My joints ache and I hurt all over....like the flu but we know it's the chemo. I only have 3 more treatments to go...HALLELUJAH~! I am just so ready for this to be over with~! I do hope all my friends are having great days. I am still on fubar but not that much these days. Please keep me in your thoughts and stop by to chat sometime....I am here and there most of the time. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. ~~smooches~~

C'moooooooooooon!! Spank Her With The Rates!!!!
We have another GodMother in the making here...I am asking for help getting there...She has been working extremely hard & returns the love!! Let's have her GodMother before the day is over, so we can add her to the evergrowing list!! Only 224,994 left..& dropping......help me spank her with rates!!!! ~Dragonphyre~ ¢¾StalkertoBob(NINfan)¢¾ ~CertifiedGILF~ *QueenTease*@ fubar Tell her Mysticfairy sent ya!! LMAO...she is going to get tired of me promoting her....so go HELP her soooooooooooooon!!!!

Wow
-- Burger King Corporation today announced the launch of the new Left-Handed WHOPPER®, which will become available nationwide tomorrow. America's most preferred premium hamburger will feature the trademark build of lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and 4-ounce flame broiled hamburger patty, but the newly designed sandwich has been re-engineered to fit more comfortably in the left hand, thereby reducing condiment "spills" for left-handed hamburger lovers. It is estimated that more than 1.4 million left-handed customers visit U.S. Burger King® restaurants each day. The new left-handed sandwich will have all condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of the condiments will skew to the left, thereby reducing the amount of lettuce and other toppings from spilling out the right side of the burger. The exact method of rotation is a closely held proprietary secret, and Burger King officials would not allowed it to

Boy Oh Boy...shish...
I nsfw most of my posts cause I use bad language and don't wanna piss the fubar people off. You know when shit like this is getting fucking old. Well, on my way to the eye doc today and I'm going down the road...time was of an essence but decided that I would use my cruise control. MPH was 55...I was set at exactly 55, and of course, my luck with the police has been the shits. Low and behold in front of me is a police officer lol so I pass him because he is going under the speed limit. He pulls me over and tells me I did an unsafe lane change. I asked him how so? He tells me that I swerved in and out. I said Bullshit...I put my signal ...went into the next lane beside you and then put my signal again when I got further up from you. He looked at me and said he disagreed. I told him I really don't care about his disagreement...write me up and I'll see you in court, you're just pissed cause I had the audacity to pass you. He smiled and said for two cents I would have you step o

April 1st
well lets see for all those that care. i am doing good. baby is doing great. I am having a boy, naming him Jonathan David. Right now i am 6 months pregnant dont really look like it. Have not gained a pound, which is wonderful and nothing to worry about. Jonathan is now 11 inches long and weights over a pound. The only thing that i can say is he is trying to see daylight already, and it pretty much sucks. Well if anyone wants to know anything just ask, i will let you know. Hopefully i will be telling you all more good things later.

Quick Little Story
You’re Such A Nose Picker My nephew, Mister as I like to call him, is a serial nose picker. The little bugger is only 3, but still it’s pretty icky. When I used to baby sit his punk ass I would tell him, each time I caught his little pudgy finger stuck up his tiny nose “Now eat it!” and he would remove said pudgy finger and swipe the fucking thing across his tongue and smile at me. So, I guess I’m to blame for the booger-eater in our family, but I don’t regret it. “Why” I hear you ask yourself. “Because,” I begin to answer, “When he does lick his booger and/or snot ridden finger, he smiles after. And since his smile is my oxygen, I’m perfectly okay with him eating his boogers.” See, simple enough, right? Also, there is an added bonus. You see, my dear old Daddy has the WEAKEST stomach known to man (or woman, haha). When he sees his grandson eating boogers, it makes him queasy and he makes the funniest face EVER.

Why Bother?
....Why bother to put a blog section in a site where the average IQ is less than Mini-Me's shoe size? ....Snappy reparte' and introspective musing is at an all time low here in FuBar, so I've decided to keep my snobby-ass, self-riteous,pontificating to myself. ....I've made up my mind to keep the subject material somewhere between Hustler and The National Enquirer, for optimum readership here. ....Politics and religion are out, even though , oddly enough, this nations politics and religious laws were all debated and hammered out in a series of colonial taverns, long before the Continental Congress met in Philly.....Oops! There I go again... ....Props to y'all beeotchs fer takin' 5 to viddy this gangstahs flow...Peace Out (Insert Cliche' Here) Justin F. Case

Hey Man (now You're Really Living)
Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor And cry your guts out 'til you got no more Hey man now you're really living Have you ever made love to a beautiful girl Made you feel like it's not such a bad world Hey man now you're really living Now you're really giving everything And you're really getting all you gave Now you're really living what This life is all about Well i just saw the sun rise over the hill Never used to give me much of a thrill But hey man now you're really living Do you know what it's like to care too much 'bout someone that you're never gonna get to touch Hey man now you're really living Have you ever sat down in the fresh cut grass And thought about the moment and when it will pass Hey man now you're really living Now you're really giving everything And you're really getting all you gave Now you're really living what This life is all about Now what would you say if i told you that Everyone thinks you're a crazy old cat H

Zimbabwe Opposition Claim Victory
Zimbabwe opposition claim victory The MDC says its leader won with just over 50% of the vote Zimbabwe's opposition party says its leader Morgan Tsvangirai has won the presidential election, releasing its own results to back up the claim. MDC Party Secretary General Tendai Biti said Mr Tsvangirai had won 50.3% of the vote to President Robert Mugabe's 43.8%, so avoiding a run-off. Results have yet to be officially declared but the state-run Herald newspaper has predicted a run-off. The ruling Zanu-PF party has dismissed the MDC claim as "wishful thinking". Deputy Information Minister Bright Matonga said it was irresponsible and could incite violence. Rumours In his news conference, Mr Biti said there was "anxiety and disappointment" at the failure of the Zimbabwe Election Commission to declare presidential results. This had produced a vacuum, he said, giving room for all sorts of rumours. HAVE YOUR SAY The root cause of all Zimbabwe's teething pr

Attractive Test
ATTRACTIVE TEST Body: Would you kiss me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe ***************************** Am I hot? [ ] No! [ ] OK [ ] Fine [ ] Beautiful [ ] Gorgeous! ***************************** Would you hug me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Already did ***************************** Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ N] No [ ] Don't know ***************************** Name one thing you would like to do to me... [ ]__________ ***************************** I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] Another somebody ***************************** If you saw me for the first time, would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe ***************************** Would you rather... [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Have Sex ***************************** On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1

Beautiful Love
"Beautiful Love" Always, deep within my soul, I know we have a love like no other. What we share is something others only hope for and dream of, but few ever experience. Our love is magical beyond belief. Always, without hesitation, you give of yourself completely. You have reached the very depths of my soul, bringing out emotions I never knew I had and unveiling an ability to love I never thought possible. Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

Attitude
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... Just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged...it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to

Dont Take My Work Damn It
MY WORK WITH MY NAME ON IT: NOW SOMEONE TOOK IT AND DEFILED IT BLOCKING OUT MY NAME IM PISSED I WILL NOT ALLOW U TO DO THIS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION MY FOLDERS ARE NOW PVT! BESIDES THE FACT MY CUT OUTS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT LMAO

Everything Not So Good On The Internet
A new virtual doll encourages young girls to have breast implants and face lifts! There is a new doll that is really messing up the young minds of young girls. The name of the doll is Miss Bimbo and it basically teaches girls from the age of 7 to 17 to be bimbos. The site was launched in the UK (the UK again?!?) and people compete to be the "hottest, coolest, most famous bimbo in the whole world," according to a CNN report. On the site, girls are given a naked virtual doll that they have to manage. You go on missions and you have to have fake money (called bimbo dollars) to buy plastic surgery, take pills, stay skinny and get a rich boyfriend. There is so much more, but I am going to stop there.

Broken Lies
I don't usually like to post lyrics to my band' songs but it's going to be a while until we get our single back from the studio, so here are the lyrics to our latest single called "Broken Lies" Broken Lies Written by: Xavier Daniels & Mike Blair ©2008 FlipSide Records This pain inside me Resides within my heart That you cruelly cut open When you tore my life apart You said that you loved me That you would always be mine That we would remain together 'till the end of time Worth it all a million times I held your hand That one last time So you.... [Chrous] Stare into my eyes Watch as you're fading life goes by Can't you see the pain you caused me By your broken lies [Guitar Solo A] The sweet poison you fed me Has run its course It spreads through my veins Through my body & my soul My mind is in chaos I'm out of control Who were you to do this to me I dont think you ever cared Because if you had You would have never ruined this loved we shar

Military Losses - The Liberals Are Lying To You Again!
Military losses, 1980 through 2006 (ttp://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf) As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider the following statistics: The annual fatalities of military members while actively serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006: 1980 .......... 2,392 (Carter Year) 1981 .......... 2,380 (Reagan Year) 1984 .......... 1,999 (Reagan Year) 1988 .......... 1,819 (Reagan Year) 1989 .......... 1,636 (George H W Year) 1990 .......... 1,508 (George H W Year) 1991 ........ 1,787 (George H W Year) 1992 ........ 1,293 (George H W Year) 1993 ........ 1,213 ( Clinton Year) 1994 ........ 1,075 ( Clinton Year) 1995 ........ 2,465 ( Clinton Year) 1996 ........ 2,318 ( Clinton Year) 1997 ............817 ( Clinton Year) 1998 ...... ...2,2 52 ( Clinton Year) 1999 ........ 1,984 ( Clinton Year) 2000 .........1,983 ( Clinton Year) 2001 ........... 890 (George W Year) 2002 .........1,007 (George W Year) 2003 ........ 1,

Lesson Learned
The day started very early, at least for my daughter. I was startled from an exceptional dream (I had just caught the largest bass of my life) by my four year old, who thought it was “Good morning time” and I should get up. Granted, there are worse ways to be awakened, but her exuberance was certainly not something I was prepared for at 6:07 in the morning. Adding to my displeasure, it happened to be a day in which neither of us had to attend school. With a long day ahead of me, I quickly realized that the solution to my sanity lay somewhere out in the frozen wasteland that is my front yard. The day was slated to be sunshine and blue skies, good news indeed for the activities I had in mind. For once the forecast seemed to be accurate, a rare feat in Michigan, so I raced through our morning routine. Breakfast, tooth brushing, showers, and of course the incredibly daunting task of getting Morgan dressed. This chore is somewhat of a burden because my daughter feels the need to try on so

Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twent

My Prayer
O lord we pray o lord,make this house a home, may love dwell deep within it's walls, and may peace and harmony regin. May it prove to be a strong and worthy shield of protection against the elements of nature and man.... may all who enter it's doors find comfort,solace,and friendship, May your light shine through its windows to guide and brighten each day;May tou bless and keep safe our home, o lord we pray

A Daughter's Sorrow
A Daughter's Sorrow How sad it is that I shall no longer feel your touch. No longer will I feel the warmth of your hugs. Your kisses placed gently upon my cheek. Your hands braiding my long curly hair. Oh, for so many years I have wept. If only once I could call you and hear your reply. You are my reminder that life should never be taken for granted. You are my reminder that above all else life should be cherished. As I pressed my lips upon the red rouged cheek; I knew that it was not you. Your spirit was no longer in your body. Your body was never cold to my touch. Your eyes were always open when I called you. Your love will always be eternal. For, until I depart, I will always remember my dear mommy.

Everything As It Seems....
One day you wake up and think things are okay, and you think that life is good. Then after moments of waking up out of your fake reality, you realize that life isn’t what it seems. When you think you have a lifetime with someone, they disappear with the blink of an eye. Everything you have ever known about that person falls into a spiraling staircase of nothing. Can anyone answer me a question? When will things be okay? Why do the people you actually love the most, have be taken away from you? Is it punishment? Is it a lesson that we have to learn? I don’t understand. Nothing for me at all this year has gone right at all. I thought to myself as soon as this year began that it was going to be a new year. It was going to be a wonderful year because of I was turning 18. But no. Everything that I thought would last forever lasted seconds. Everything I thought would soon vanish without a trace. My feelings towards everything now are simple. 1 - Never expect the unexpected. 2- Never give you

Love
I live by the words that I have a faith that can make mountains fall,but if I do not have love I am nothing at all.There should be a time in a man's heart when he should open up to the idea to love hard,to give his self to his mate and be everything that she desires in him.So many of us men walk this earth unconscious to the feeling of love,it is such a great feeling.To know when you get home there is one special woman that inter-twines with your soul.She knows when you are happy and when you are sad.So why not know those things about her,put that woman first.Strip yourself down to nothing and what are you a man with body,heart and soul.Not 22inch rims and fashion tags,that is nothing.Think of yourself as more than that,I am Love.

If U Dont Help Me I Wont Help U
I would love to get too Fuberlord help me lvl pls or at least give me a big push? i have loads of new pics i just got my new tat yesterday....and for fam u can rate my kids pics........come on no one helps.........help me out pls.......its kinda sad i have to pimp myself out for help lmao.......id say out of everyone on my list fans and all......4 people have rated a few pics and hardly anyone in my fam will even look or rate my kids pics kinda fucked if u ask me so im on strike i will not rate add or fan anyone til i get a lil help and that includes making graphics....so a lil help pls? Hope(Wife to nic&BlondePrincess)2nd Alarm Hotties Promotions*Major*@ fubar

Re: Dundee United 3 Rangers 3
RE: Dundee United 3 Rangers 3 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 06 Apr 2008, 17:17 Kris Boyd scored against Dundee United yet again to salvage a point for Rangers on Tayside and keep their championship bid on track.The former Kilmarnock hitman netted twice against the Arabs in last month's CIS Cup final before hitting the winner in a penalty shoot-out.And he made his mark once more during a game in which Gers had to come from behind three times to earn a hard-fought draw with their opponents.That brings Boyd's career goals tally against United to 18 for the Ibrox outfit and former club Killie.Far more importantly, his strike has extended Rangers' lead over Old Firm rivals Celtic at the top of the SPL table to seven points with a game in hand.This 3-3 draw bring Walter Smith's side's excellent run of 13 consecutive league wins to an end, with their last dropped points coming at Pittodrie in December.But after Celts lost 1-0 again

Surgery Upcoming
Well Joey will be going back to the hospital on the 16th for more surgery. We are not sure as yet what the extent of the surgery will be, but looks like another toe from the left foot (that makes 3 off that foot) and part of the bone from one of the ones he already had taken off. Pray that the dr will be able to get all the infection this time. Until we get all the infection out of the bones he will just keep having to go back again and again. Right now he is on 3 different kinds of antibiotics. 2 IV and one by mouth. He has to be hooked up the the IV 3 times a day so has had to learn to do at least one a day himself because of my work schedule. His sugar levels have been very good and all the "normal" signs of infection have not been there and this is why we have not known prior to this that things were getting so bad again. The dr was even surprised to find more infection cause of this. More updates forthcoming as we get more information.

Title Page Lol
Holy Crap you mean in have to fill this danm thing out??? LOL ok Well I am a Jarhead, Leatherneck, and lots of other names. I am an avid gamer and a bit of a goth. I like to work hard and play harder. Yes i have nsfw pics up look all you like but please dont degrade me for the choices i make. My private life is just that...PRIVATE, if i feel like opening up to you i will, if not i wont. I love to make others laugh and have fun. I know after you get to know me you will find out what im about to state, IM ALWAYS HORNY. ok i said it now please dont talk about me behind my back for it i do have a face and ears so please tell me what you think of me. I am blunt and honest, I admit my faults unlike many others and no i dont give a rats ass about most peoples opinions. Other then that have a great day.

Hiring Dj's And All Other Staff Positions.......sweetwater's, Check Us Out :d
CLICK ANY PIC IN THE BULLETIN TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY & SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY & SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN

Gates Hints At Vista 'successor'
Gates hints at Vista 'successor' Microsoft's development cycles often stretch beyond initial estimates Microsoft boss Bill Gates has dropped a hint about the next version of Windows. He said Windows 7 could be released "sometime in the next year or so" during a Q&A session at a meeting of the Inter-American Development Bank. After the event a Microsoft spokeswoman said the new version was scheduled for 2010 - three years after the January 2007 release of Vista for consumers. But industry experts warned that Microsoft's estimates about delivery dates have often proved optimistic. Long wait Mr Gates made his comments in response to a question from the audience gathered to hear him talk about corporate philanthropy during IADB's annual meeting. Said Mr Gates: "That'll be sometime in the next year or so that we'll have a new version." He added: "I'm super-enthused about what it will do in lots of ways." However, Mr Gates did not detail what changes or no

Slow Ride
I like hard fucking sometimes, that painful push pull shaking bed thrust. but when you lie there, looking up at me, when the power is mine, the control is mine, I want it slow, slower still. I will ride you at my own rhythm don’t hurry, no rush, please wait I want to play with you, tease you tease myself, stroke slow, rock up and on and on, let me take, let me be. playful kisses and I want to stay here without time cock inside, a hint of motion, smug smile. I am not the woman I once was, but here, on top, here on you, here full of power I am everywoman, my best woman, my best self. so let me. let me ride you, play you, tease you, touch you. let me set the tone, be in control, take you as I want because what I want is you, is this moment, to last forever

~*~ms. E Nigma~*~ Takes A Trip!! Lol...
whAt's gOod yA'll? uR giRl went on a liL rOadtRip this wEekend... stArted thUrsday niGht n i jUst gOt bAcc lAte lAst niTe... wAs gOin to flY oUt 2 meEt up wit a fRiend, oRiginally. wHen that plAn fEll thRu, i dEcided tO stAy @ the hOliday inn i wAs alReady chEcced intO n hAve sOme fUn... shOpped, wEnt oUt 4 dRinks, mEt sOme peOple n jUst hAd a gOod time... nEw piCs r up of me n mY hOtel n whAtnot... hOpe u like... hAd fUn but glAd 2 be hOme cUz uR giRl is tiRed!! lOl... smoOches!! ~*~mS. e niGma~*~

Crippled
First let me just say I completely and enthusiasticly enjoyed my first day back weight lifting but never did I imagine how sore my body would be in the aftermath of my oh so optomistic workout! Jesus! I'm strutting around my house as if I'm wearing fishtank platforms and a velvet fly guy jacket smack dab in the middle of a scene from "I'm gonna get u sucka"! and it's not even intensional! Who would of know fifty squats would make you walk like a circa 1970's pimp daddy? Hmm...not me!

Come Buy Me!!
Offer is: -1 SFW salute -11s on all pics during a happy hour -rate stash during a happy hour -put owned by(whoever buys me)in my name for 2 weeks -buy a gift/drink everyday for 2 weeks -2 edited photos(one that the pics change, 1 with different templates) -add to my MSN or Yahoo -link on my page to your profile for 2 weeks

Baby Stuff
Well everything went good. I am having Braxton Hicks contractions now. She said it normal. She put me on Zantac and Ambien. He is growing really well. 147 was his heart beat. I have only gain an extra 3 lbs from my last appointment. He moved around alot too while he was getting his pics taken. So so far he is fine adn I am fine. She said also since we wanna go home in June she will try and make sure everything will be ok enough to go home for a week. If not we have to stay. It really lies on what my doc says as to if we can go home. So we will see. Also I had the next ultrasound and appointment on May 12th so that way I know he is home. I heard some talking about sending people home early too around here. I dont know if that goes for you but thats what I am hearing. So we will see about that. But eveyrthing is good. I posted an ultrasound pic if you guys wanna go see. Lata-Maranda

An Angel For You To Share
Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \'Things aren\'t always what they seem\' The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the

Horse Shit... Literally.
Okay... so I got home today... And am sittin' in my room... Look up out the window to see my little brother smearing horse shit under my car door handle... Not too happy about that... So I said, WTF is wrong with you? You don't do that shit to people's cars.... he just laughs... It pisses me off because he has no respect for anyone elses stuff... I'll loan him a CD or DVD, and the next day, it would look like he took 20 grit sand paper to it... Loses things, breaks things, downloads viruses... just gets old... on top of that... I want some change... I've been in this God forsaken state for almost 21 yrs now... And I hate it just as much now as I did before... This fucking weather makes ya depressed. I just need a change. Pack up and move somewhere no one knows my family or me... And start completely over, not turning every corner and thinking about memories from that spot. no one to guilt trip me for things ive done in my past, no one to judge me for dumb shit ive done or mistake

Robyn - List Of Demands
I want my money back I’m down and drowning in your fat You got me on my knees praying for everything you lack I ain’t afraid of you I’m just a victim of you fears You cower in your tower Praying that I would disappear I got another plan One that requires me to stand On the stage or in the street Don’t need no microphone to beat And when you hear this song If you ain’t dead then sing along Bang and strum to these here drums ‘till you get where you belong I got a list of demands Written on the palm of my hands I ball my fist you’re gonna know where I stand We’re living hand to mouth You wanna be somebody See somebody Try and free somebody I got a list of demands Written on the palm of my hand I ball my fist you’re gonna know where I stand We’re living hand to mouth Hand to mouth I wrote a song for you today while I was sitting in my room I jumped up in my bed today and played it on a broom I didn’t think that it would be a song that you would

Just Me
I've been a mess made horrible mistakes trying to escape my broken mind searching for peace of mind I've never been a beauty queen but could you still like me the way I am? I've been so lost trying to live my dreams true stumbling on my own feet crawling I've never been more than a sad sad song but could you still listen to my broken record? commentburner.com

You & I
I miss your laugh that I’ll never hear, I miss your smile I’ll never see and I miss the you, the you that I’ll never hold. I miss the warmth of your body next to mine in the stillness of the night That will never be We are told that love awakens the soul and changes who we are But love burns like a fire in our hearts and brings no peace to our souls when kept apart And that’s what I miss the most, the you and I, that can never be If we would ever meet, we would do things we’d regret Because another owns your name And I don’t want to be just another woman To wait for your time and touch But it would happen if we ever met And though I long for you in my waking moments and dream dreams of us at night I know in my heart that you and I can never be I try so hard not to wish on such a foolish wish Somehow you always seem to find your way back into my heart And I no longer have the will to tell you no Even though, you and I will never be I’ve tried so many time

Virgo
The Virgin August 23 to September 23 Traditional Virgo Traits Modest and shy Meticulous and reliable Practical and diligent Intelligent and analytical Fussy and a worrier Overcritical and harsh Perfectionist and conservative Virgo is the only zodiacal sign represented by a female. It is sometimes thought of as a potentially creative girl, delicately lovely; sometimes as a somewhat older woman, intelligent but rather pedantic and spinsterish. The latter impression is sometimes confirmed by the Virgoan preciseness, refinement, fastidious love of cleanliness, hygiene and good order, conventionality and aristocratic attitude of reserve. They are usually observant, shrewd, critically inclined, judicious, patient, practical supporters of the status quo, and tend toward conservatism in all departments of life. On the surface they are emotionally cold, and sometimes this goes deeper, for their habit of suppressing their natural kindness may in the end cause it to atrophy, wit

My Best Friend Carolyn .. Her Baby....
just passed away inside her my bf has lupus...im so sad....she needs to get the baby removed and i wont be there in time for her ....she needs me right now .....everyone pls pray for her .......she needs me there so i might leave this fri to Wa...ill let u all know...i was the god mother of this child:( and im so sad i cant be by her side and hold her close!

Your Opinion
Answer This And Send It Back To Me. > Post It On Ur Bulletin Without The Answers. > You Might Be Surprised With The Results. > > Y = Yes > N = No > M = Maybe > > Would You? > > [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? > [_] Slap Me? > [_] Kiss Me? > [_] Let Me Kiss You? > [_] Watch A Movie With Me? > [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? > [_] Take A Shower With Me? > [_] Take Me Home For The Night? > [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? > [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? > [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? > [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? > [_] Tickle Me? > [_] Let Me Tickle You? > [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? > [_] Instant Message Me? > [_] Greet Me In Public? > [_] Hang Out With Me? > [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? > > Do You... > [_] Think I'm Cute? > [_] Want To Kiss Me? > [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? > [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? > > Am I... > [_] Smart? > [_] Cute? > [_] Funny? > [_] Cool? > [_]

Hank Williams Jr, Whiskey Bent And Hell Bound Lyrics
I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong But sometimes lord, she just ain't always around And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all And I get whiskey bent and hell bound Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand, 'cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' cause I'll get all balled up inside And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound Sure enough about closing time, (I'm) about stoned out of my mind And I end up with some honky-tonk special I found Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand 'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

Preacher Abu Qatada Wins Appeal
Preacher Abu Qatada wins appeal Qatada has been convicted in Jordan in his absence Islamic preacher Abu Qatada has won an appeal against deportation from the UK which could lead to him being freed. Qatada - in prison pending deportation to Jordan - has been dubbed "Osama bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe". The Home Office says it will challenge the ruling, and in the meantime he will remain in prison. The Court of Appeal said it was concerned that evidence allegedly obtained under torture may form part of a future trial in Jordan. The Jordanian national has been fighting extradition to his home country where he has been convicted for terror attacks. I believe that we will be able to secure his deportation to Jordan and we will push for it as soon as possible Tony McNulty Home Office minister The appeal panel said the Special Immigration Appeals Commission (SIAC) had misdirected itself in law over the issue of any evidence obtained by torture.

Relationship Sabotagers
RELATIONSHIP SABOTAGERS Negative Criticism In this context, negative criticism is a generalized statement about your partner's overall character that places blame firmly in their court. For example, saying, "You are so lazy. This place is always such a mess!" is liable to make your partner feel blamed and attacked. A more healthy way to communicate this feeling as a specific complaint might be, "I feel like the kitchen is really a mess lately. I could really use your help to keep it clean." Disdain If you let your bad feelings and criticisms of your partner build up over time, you may begin to feel real disdain for them. When this happens, you can end up resenting your partner on a very personal level. At such times, criticisms tend to become even more insulting. You may even begin throwing around harsh words in an effort to wound your partner. Imagine someone yelling at you, saying, "Why are you such an incredible slob? I can't believe I have to live in such a pig sty with a

You Might Be A Redneck Witch If...
You might be a redneck witch if... You use the rebel flag as the altar cloth. Your pentacle is eched into a 57 chevy hubcap. Your call to the god and goddess is "HEY y'all looky here!" You refer to the god as Bubba. Calling down the moon hears like "get your butt down here right now." Enacting the great rite is a family thing. Your chalice is an old mayo jar. You don't use candles because tiki torches are so much easier to see. Your altar is propped up on cinder blocks. Skyclad is your normal attire around the house.

Fu Owned By Bigsexy-show Him Sum Good Luvin!!!!
imikimi - Customize Your World I AM NOW FU OWNED BY BIGXEXY!! MAKE SURE YOU SHOW HIM SOME GOOD LOVIN!!! ~~BIGSEXY~~Cherrypye's FU-MAN~~FU OWNED by CAREBEAR.FU OWNER OF LEAH@ fubar HE WAS TOP BIDDER FOR ME IN MISH1'S MARS VS VENUS AUCTION, HOWS ABOUT SHOWIN HER SOME LOVE TOO!!! MishNumber1 ♥ FubarWorldCruise & WISEUKF Owner~SUP, ClubFAR, ShadowLevelers, SargesBadGirls@ fubar

I Own This Sexy Man For A Month On Fu, Stop By N Show Him Sum Sweet Luvin
imikimi - Customize Your World I WON HIM FAIR AND SQUARE, SO I FU OWN HIM FOR A MONTH!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!! PLEASE STOP BY HVAC Tech's PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME SWEET LOVE! HVAC Tech: Read Blog It's the Last day of my auction@ fubar HE WAS IN PJCOUNTRY'S MARS VS VENUS AUCTION.... SHES A DARLIN AND I WANT YA TO DROP BY HER PAGE N SHOW HER SOME LOVE TOO PLEASE!!!! pjcountry**Member of Spankers*@ fubar

Boob Job.......
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''

Shine
shine becomes me, I walk in the light, and automatically u surround me. I will take a baby step, as I cascade through the warmth, you have provided me. I am a bit nervous, to leave the warmth, it is cold on the outside, and I have never like fridged temps, I have never had a prolong, time in the shine, that emanates from your gift, to allow me to feel free. freedom means I will have means, to be the best I can be, it is a prosperous road I need to walk, responsibilities dictates my, road to meet my fate. One note though, as I search my mind, to reach down deep, where my soul lingers within, somewhere in my stomach, if i could live in a fantasy, the others can keep their reality, because I am aimlessly alone. I I I I I am without, but i may put my feelings, on more then my sleeve, I put my feelings, where our eyes meet, THEN I AM HELPLESS, BECAUSE YOUR SHINE HAS ALL OF ME

Aspirin
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!'

Re: Lawyers Move To Get Torture Memo Yoo Tried As War Criminal
RE: Lawyers Move To Get Torture Memo Yoo Tried As War Criminal ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 11 Apr 2008, 19:31 Lawyers Move To Get Torture Memo Author Yoo Tried As War Criminal The National Lawyers Guild has called for the firing from Berkeley Law School of former assistant to the Attorney General John Yoo for what it describes as "complicity in establishing a policy" that has led to war crimes. http://infowars. net/articles/april2008/110408Yoo. htm

Why Parents Drink
Why parents drink: A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you . I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyo

Depths Of Oblivion
Crossing over the threshold into the depths of oblivion, I look back, staring at the world I once knew. With an uncertain future and an unknown path, Accepting the chaos of a life that is so new. The bright lights along the beaten path that lay behind me, The swirling clouds that reveal so little ahead. They delight and confuse every one of my senses, While my soul is permeated by fear and dread. I know not where I'm headed and scoff at where I've been. I laugh at the man I was, yet question who I've become. I reconcile with myself over my own differences, Chosing not to be my own innocent victim. The time and place has finally become so very clear. To reach this point, my whole life I have striven. All that was and all that is to be I must accept, As I step forward crossing the threshold into oblivion.

Friends
Should i take and try to forgive my ex friend? when she sleeped with my husband that is know my ex husband. 2 months after we got married. what should i do? she's suppost to be my best friend. Why would she do that. Please understand that it happend in my bed while i was sleeping on the couch because i was sick.

Poetry For My Friends
Well I got up at 6:00 a.m. this morning couldn't sleep! as usual. So I did something I have been meaning to do for a year. I posted my old poetry I have written over the years. With a pot of coffe and a carton of cigarettes at my side I began. I have almost all of it down but have an appointment to keep so I will finish the rest when I get home. There is a lot. I know my loyal friends will read everyone of them Especially my cousin Debbie. There are so many you may just want to read a few a day and comment on them please. Take your time they will always be up there. I appreciate any input you can give me good or bad. Have to run but please enjoy the poetry I'm sure their is something there that will touch everyone. Love ya guys Peace! IN MY STASH UNDER DUNNO

Need Fu-hubbies & Fu-wifey's
I want several fu-hubbies and fu-wifeys.....so I am going to be having a ceremony on April 15th at 9 PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME in the EDGE OF MADNESS LOUNGE.........DRINKS WILL BE SERVED!!!! SO IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THEN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS DONE...AFTER I GET FUMARRIED TO ALL OF YOU THAT WANT TO MARRY ME, THEN I AM DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND LEAVING FULAND....AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS...THANKS....STEPHANIE.

What A Man Wrote
This Is Very TRUE! and i dont want women to forget this and guys who think its stupid in anyway can eff off : We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Strange Things
Scientists have caught a fossil fish in the act of adapting toward a life on land, a discovery that sheds new light on one of the greatest transformations in the history of animals. Researchers have long known that fish evolved into the first creatures on land with four legs and backbones more than 365 million years ago, but they’ve had precious little fossil evidence to document how it happened. The new find of several specimens looks more like a land-dweller than the few other fossil fish known from the transitional period, and researchers speculate that it may have taken brief excursions out of the water.It sort of blurs the distinction between fish and land-living animals,” said one of its discoverers, paleontologist Neil Shubin of the University of Chicago. Experts said the discovery, with its unusually well-preserved and complete skeletons, reveals significant new information about how the water-to-land evolution took place. “It’s an important new contribution to (understandi

Back!
yep finally made it back online! I hope that the duct-tape and wire hangers, paper-clips and screws will hold on long enugh for me to finish this blog! Thanks to everyone that stopped by and gave my page some love! I intend to return it, but if u don't hear from me? well just give me a swift kick in the arse to let me know!

Fast But Does The Job
Looking for a place to hang and relax... Come check us out! Come in and have a drink Listen to the tunes... Exotic Retreat is the place to be... So come hang out with us... Lay on the beach... Be served by the sexiest beach babes around So click the pic above for your free ride to paradise! You wont regret it!

The Dance
The Dance The gentleness of her skin The sway of her dress as she walks It is an invisible wind That encircles her that makes her majestic The simplicity in her smile And the love in her eyes The softness of his skin The shine in his shoes The warmth from his heart The gentle shock of his touch in her hand As he leads her to the dance The music sways gentle in the Empty twilight of their passion Eyes to eyes, body to body Chest to chest, mind to mind They are one as they twirl on the floor Slowly moving together around the floor It is the endless dance They dance as though they have never danced before So full of love and passion for one another Her in his arms gently laying her head to rest His arms cradling every inch of her He holds her close within his chest She looks up to meet his icy blue eyes A kiss escapes as the dance lies endlessly ahead

Finally
SO She's stopped harrassing me which she shoulda done long ago but before she stopped, she made this comment and had pretend it was from me, had pretend I said it but I never did say that, anyone could just make up some shit and pretend someone said it. OMG Sonya, you holding that dress makes my mind wonder into places its never been before [and I am not talking about my ass]. Your sexy wet ass I would love to bang against each and everyone of those lockers till you hit the big O. Which reminds me, can you tell me what that is? Wait, can you show me instead? left by Sinful_Seduction just now She needs a life. ehhh???

Stupid Ass People Pt. 2
Well, yesterday {4/12/2008} the person of which 'Stupid Ass People' was written about, decided to make my blog "well known" by sending the link to EVERYONE he felt needed to read it. Now if someone blogged negative things about me, I wouldn't send them to the blog to read it...would you? Which proves how his weird little mind works. Now I didn't even mention his name, but he sent the link to EVERYONE he knew. WHY would ANYONE do that. Then harass the people that commented on it. Made one person delete her comments because he wouldn't leave her alone. WTF!!! He gets mad when no one pays attention to him. He tends to throw 'hissy fits'. If he doesn't get his way, he's going to threaten to leave and then create another account. Come the fuck on. And you say I need to grow up. Babes, you need to take your own advice. My relationship problems are in the past. I have a WONDERFUL absolutely PERFECT man in my life. I'm not concerned of what bothers you, annoys you or who the hell did

Nobody's Gonna Tell Me What To Do
Nobody Gonna Tell Me What To Do : Van Zant ________________________________________________ Shoulda seen the look on the face of the boss of the second shift, When I threw my hard hat at him, An' suggested the box where he could stick it. I walked downstairs an told 'em I was leavin' Bethlehem, Like I'd seen the Saviour, had tears in my eyes, Holdin' my hands up an' shoutin': "Amen." 'Cause there ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. I spent most of my life a-wrapped up tight, In somebody else's hand-me-down old shoes. Startin' today, I'm someone I'd be proud to know: You might tell me where to go, But there ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. We buried Daddy just last week at the church to save his soul. Man, he dreamed of pilot's wings: Spent his whole life diggin' coal. I got a guitar under my bed, but I've been too scared to fly. But that's enough of that stuff, I'm packin' up my truck: They can just kiss my butt goodbye. 'Cause there ain't nobody go

Easy Pickens! Contests!!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I am trying to promote my clothing line by giving away free stuff!! It's easy! 1: I need IBurnClothing Salutes like below! I will pick 1 winner per week to start giving away shirts to! Just make a picture and upload it to your album! I will rip it! 2: Click the picture of the website below to sign up @ IBurnClothing.com to receive free stickers! 3: Last but not least! Buy a shirt and submit a photo! Weekly winners will win 3 day blasts!

So Here We Are
im workin again and things are starting to look up for the first time since january. i am happy and content with my lady, we get along so well. yet i want more. a better job, more money, more hours at work, a fukkin ride, i wanna throw a party for Simone for no good reason other than i love her so. i want to take her out to eat for the first time, go to a movie, ride around and make love in the woods and go fishing and stare at the stars in her eyes all night long... my soul is restless because we have so little. yet we dont need much to survive i want to live... I WANT TO FUCKING LIVE!!! at one time i thought i was but i was wrong. i have never wanted anything so bad as i want to make you happy Simone. i cant be satisfied yet. i wont be satisfied until we have everything we want. im working and thinking and trying... not a day goes by that i dont think of something else i want to do for you. yet i cant do but very little with the little that we have. im so frustrated. i love y

Mr. Wallace's "viewing" (funny!!!!)
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Bored....stuck Home
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here’s how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that’s playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool.. Opening Credits: The Roots-It Just Don't Stop Waking Up: Most Precious blood-Your Picture Hung Itself First Day At School: Special Teamz- Three Kingz Falling In Love: Remembering Never-Judas Will Swing Fight Song: Madlib-Cairo Foster Breaking Up: Anthrax-Subjugator Prom: NOFX-White Bread Life’s OK: Municipal Waste-Pre-Game Mental Breakdown: Madball-Face To Face Driving: Marco Polo-Hired Goons Flashback: CunninLynguists-Wonderful(feat. Devin The Dude) Getting Back Together: Little Vic-Sister Morphine Birth of Child: Clear Convictions-Tough Guy

Moon Made By Plastic....
There's a wooden sun in my room - where's the real one, anyway? In the night I hide it, replace it with a plastic moon and stars made of glass I sit and look at them, then fall asleep Outside the dust is getting thicker, even more thicker than before Maybe tomorrow it'll be even colder than today Maybe tomorrow we won't find anymore food Maybe tomorrow we all will finally die Maybe it's the plastic moon that will stay here shining when everything else is gone.... commentburner.com

Long Story
Ok we are on vacation at the same place the where at the same store “I need a bag of ice,” you said to the cashier. He handed you the key to the ice chest You just smiled in return, you was always amazed by men who acted like they’d never seen breasts before. “Nice shirt,” a voice said from behind you.. “Thanks,” you said as you turned around to see a very attractive man wearing a Tim Mcgrew jersey and jean shorts. “Always nice to meet a fellow fan.” I leaned in for a closer look at her bikini. The small black triangles covering her breasts had a Tim Mcgrew writing on it. “Where did you get that? It’s incredible!” I said in amazement. Oh I went to a concert and meet him, He‘s so sweet he signed it. You waited as I paid for my purchases and asked for a bag of ice to top it off. You handed me the key and I held the door for you . “I’m a huge fan,” I grinned. “Are you a member of the message board?” “A member? I almost live there” you laughed. WE exchan

Bad Things
Bad Things A bullet in your head is how I want it Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment You're a waste of air and a waste of space I want sharp objects to fly into your face I hate you now more than I ever did I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again I want a car to run over your head Put it in reverse and do it again I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you It would be really great if you drowned in a lake Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake 'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate And you're the reason that murder should be legalized If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five Just in case I forgot to say -- I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you.

Must Read
The Company You Keep It Is Better To Be Alone Than In The Wrong Company Tell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are. If you run with wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses. The simple but true fact of life is that you become like those with whom you closely associate for the good and the bad. The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve. Any time you tolerate mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity. An important attribute in successful people is their impatience with negative thinking and negative acting people. As you grow, your associates will change. Some of your friends will not want you to go on. They will want you to stay where they are. Friends that don't help you climb will want you to crawl. Your fr

Love You
As the day passes into night. I can't stop thinking, I can't stop dreaming. Every moment. Of every hour, Of every day. You're all I see When my eyes close. And I weep. Tears of sadness, Tears of joy. Tears of wishing. Wishing you where here. Dreaming you where near. To feel your touch. And just to say, I love you With all my heart and soul.

Curse You, Penny The Hedgehog!
I’ve been watching “Phineas and Ferb” on the Disney Channel with my kids too much, haven’t I? Anyway, today’s title comes from a hedgehog the speaker at our adult forum Sunday morning brought from Roosevelt Park Zoo where she works. This three-year-old African hedgehog was small enough to fit into a hat and the speaker brought her around while making part of her presentation on God’s creatures. Unlike most Earth Day propaganda that intermittently alternates between how you should lower your standard of living and how to raise every other species on this planet in importance beyond our own (the Weather Channel and Wal-Mart seem to be trying to outdo each other in this regard), there wasn’t anything – and as far as I know, there isn’t – the local zoo (which boasts the largest collection in the Midwest) tries to drill into us beyond knowing how to care for animals and each other. Some of their largest snakes, in fact, were once pets taken to the zoo from their local owners! J

The Kind Of Man I Want!!
As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man. I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't

Catholic Gasoline
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full Bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Thank You From Heartisic Soul
I wanted to post a bully to say THANK YOU to all of those that helped me level up to Disciple. It was a long road from Godfather to Disciple, but the last mile or so went by quickly from all the help :) A special THANK YOU to all of the Shadow Levelers that slammed me with FuLove! You all ROCK! I've made a few tags to share, and will be sending more to BooBoo as I make others. For those on my list that aren't members of the Shadow Levelers, please consider becoming one! It's a great family, and they really show up to help :) I appreciate everyone, and I'm still trying to answer the gifts and notes that were sent. It was a blast! Cheers! -HS Heartistic Soul@ fubar (repost of original by 'Heartistic Soul' on '2008-04-15 23:57:10')

Neck Is Hurting :(
Sorry, my neck has been hurting me a lot. It hurts to type and do repetitive things. Oh and my son decided to act like a shit again this week. One week good, then the next week bad. Is he Bipolar? I am wondering? My daughter is moving out at the beginning of the month. She got the cute little apartment she wanted. I am happy for her. Lots of people have been giving her stuff like a couch and a microwave so she will be all set. I am going to miss her being around every day! :( Have a great day and I miss chatting with you all. Kisses and love! Ciao

Do You Have Rhythm?
I have this theory...and no particular scientific facts to back it up but really, who needs that crap when you live your life on a hunch anyway? It's just a thought, one of the many randomn things that volly around in my brain amongst others! :) I believe people who enjoy music, most importantly, who have rhythm when it comes to music and can keep time have better sex than your average joe. Think about it. Good sex requires a certain amount of rhythm and timing. I'm just saying...if you look at some people when they're dancing or singing or really, the type of music they listen too it tells alot about how they could be sexually, don't you think? Someone who enjoys the music of say...Celine Dion, to me, equals dead lay...BORING! Another example is the geriactric couple who were dancing next to me at the last concert I went to...totally off beat! I'm guessing they don't even have sex anymore. It's not like I walk around looking at people to examine their enthusiasm fo

Beautiful Destruction
as they lie in each others arms....she is left thinking what is it that she has done to this beautiful creature for him to think she is amazing?? does he not see the hurt pain and pure hatered for life in her eyes?? she feels she should run far away from this beautiful creature she has found but yet has a slight sense of curiosity within her to stay.... but what is it that is drawing her attention?? is it his alluring charm or is it her need to have him see deep inside her beautiful destruction?? does he not realize everything she touches turns to stone?? does he not realize she is imcapable of feeling?? does he even care?? does he realize just how strong her destruction path will be if he makes it to the core?? does he know how she longs to be held and never let go?? does he know her deepest darkest desires?? this is all she is wondering does he know can he see..... only time will tell just how big the path of beautiful destruction will be caused and who will be left standin

Pretty Pleases And Thank Yous
Two of my FAVORITE People On or Off Fubar could use a little or ALOT of HELP of you could SPARE some time and comments for them IT would MORE than GREATLY APPRECIATED: If you are On my LIST then you KNOW LilBamaGirl she only has til the 19th to finish her BLING PACK Giveaway that she fell behind on HELPING SO MANY Other people either thru A level up or Bombing for their CONTEST or Giveaways.. And she NEVER asks for HELP BUT I WILL.. If you could SPARE even 50 or 100 comments it would help her get that much CLOSER.. AND WishfulThinking is another SELFLESS Bomber and Leveler to MANY of US.. SHe is also in a BLING PACK GIVEAWAY I am asking the SAME for her 50 or 100 comments MAKES a HUGE Difference as many of us know.. THANK YOU AND I REALLY HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU PITCHING IN TO HELP THESE LADIES OUT.. Lots Of Love Hot Momma

My Recommendations For All...
When you find a friend, a lover, a partner, a mistake, a one nighter, a father or a mother to your child, a business associate you admire... anyone... you are trusting them to take a piece of you. I want to recommend from my heart and soul to consider that. unless these poeple are able to jump into your mind or have lived your exact life... you just have to learn to come to the understanding what they are meant to be in your life for. I am struggling with the fact that i am too trusting and that i have been genuine in all my endeavors. I get scared as much as anyone and I jump into relationships with heart . This has burned me, through and through. Now others are suffering for mistakes made. without going into detail .. just know... open your eyes to bigger things not only physical. sometimes when you "blind" yourself to the physical ... you see the real deal. ~ Holly