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Beer Vs Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY - WHAT A DILEMMA Current mood: enthralled Category: Life Body: Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you

Beer Quotes
*Reality is an illusion that occurs due the lack alcohol *Upon being told I have a drinking problem I gave careful consideration and completely agree. I've two hands and only one mouth *I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working *Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza *A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her *How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter *Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times Beer drinkin' don't do half the harm of love makin' *I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake u

Beer Vs. Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming beer, you could barf ~ definitely disgusting. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not driv

Beer/walking Study
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year. That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

Beer Contaians Female Hormones
Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Beer
Warning! Beer contains female hormones . Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing . 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary .

Beer
(Keep in mind, either Che or I or both have done all of these things!) -you go camping and the first thing you packed was beer. -you're flat broke but some how you manage to buy an 18 pack. -you've actually craved beer. -you're willing to drive 35 minutes to a Brewery just to get 3 and 1/2 free beers. -you're invited to watch a game at a friends house, but instead of asking who's playing, you ask which types of beer will be available. -you check the expiration date of beer more times than milk. -you accidently grabbed a beer instead of water when you're going on a walk. -you've actually have had beer for breakfast. -you head to the beach, the first thing you grab is beer. -you're dying of thirst and you drink beer instead of water. -you walk around town with a beer in a paper bag. -you save the cans and bottles as trophies and keem on display. -you watch The Simpon's, and when Homer cracks open a Duff, you have to have a beer of your own. -you

Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as pay

Beer Decoy
Crawford County Georgia where drunk driving is considered a sport, > >comes > > > > this absolutely true story. > > > > > > > > Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Roberta > > >Georgia. > > > > After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so > >intoxicated > > > > that he could barely walk. > > > > > > > > The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the > > > > officer quietly observing After what seemed an eternity in which he > > >tried > > > > his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car > >and > > > > fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other > > >patrons > > > > left the bar and drove off. > > > > > > > > Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a > > > > fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of > > > > times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the > > > > vehicle forward a few inch

Beer Warning
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims into various unwholesome activities. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.' In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered. For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Beerquotes:-)
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Babe Ruth An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Paul Hornung 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. -- H.L. Mencken When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- George Bernard Shaw Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin Without question, the greatest in

Beer
BEER I've become something of a beer snob. Having already been a snob of several other varieties, the transformation came naturally. Now I read beer websites, can explain what dry-hopping is, and thumb my nose at any beverage that rhymes with "Spud" or "Killer" or ends in "Lite". Being a beer snob is easier than it sounds. All you need to do is memorize two or three simple pieces of beer trivia, which you can then share at every available opportunity. For instance, if someone so much as mentions Corona, you should grumble and say, disgustedly, "You know, when beer is manufactured in clear bottles, UV rays from the light are more easily able to penetrate the bottle and catalyze chemical reactions which cause the beer to deteriorate." You should always follow up this remark by rolling your eyes and reluctantly chugging your bottle anyways. Or, if the subject of IPAs arises, you should casually mention that IPAs were created in the 1700s, when beer was shipped from London to sold

Beer Roasted Lime Chicken
Original recipe yield: 6 servings PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 2 Hrs READY IN 2 Hrs 15 Min PHOTO BY: Caroline C US METRIC SERVINGS About scaling and conversions INGREDIENTS * 1 (4 pound) whole chicken * 1 tablespoon salt, or to taste * 1 tablespoon ground black pepper, or to taste * 1 lime, halved * 1/2 (12 fluid ounce) can beer * 1 cup water DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Season the chicken inside and out with salt and pepper. Squeeze the juice from the lime over the whole chicken, then place the halves into the cavity of the chicken. Set the half full beer can in the center of a roasting pan or baking dish, and place the chicken over it in an upright position with the beer inserted into the cavity. Pour water into the bottom of the pan. Cover the chicken with aluminum foil, and place roasting pan and all into the oven. 3. Roast the chicken for about 1 1/2 hours in the preheated ove

Beer Has Female Hormone
Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Beer Sayings
[edit] Beer sayings Duh... Puke!(Drink the Beer!) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. The only thing to fear is running out of beer. It's better to have one beer in your hand than 10 in the bush. "I am not under the afluence of incohol". Veni vidi beer The best beer is the coldest and the closest Cogito ergo beer Let us beer our heads and pray God save the beer I'm not as think as you drunk I am In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you! Itz the greatest bier, in alls ze world!! Beer: The meaning of life Get me a six pack and a shotgun, we're goin huntin I would kill every person in this room for a drop of sweet beer My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? BEER IS FOOD! no you idiot, beer is a food GROUP

Beer Contains Female Hormones
Beer Contains Female Hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.

Beer For Bags
In New York City, one week out of the year, a little messenger bag store does a beer for bags promotion. They tell you what beer to trade for a bag and then invite you back for a party to drink the beer people brought. My two friends and I, one of my roomies and my birthday bitch, (we have the same birthday but she's a few hours older than me) decided to participate this year. My BB price compared distributors. We found 2 that had good prices for the beer needed. They both got cases of hoegaarden and I got a case of Grolsch. Can you imagine the stares thrown at a white boy and 2 gurls luggin cases of brew thru Harlem? Hilarious. When we got downtown. We didn't feel so awkward as people smiled, knowin where we were goin. The shop was filled to the brim wit beer. Cases were stacked from floor to ceilin. After they take the beer, you get your bag and take a pic. The pic if an invite to a party the last nite where you drink the beer everyone bought. Don't believe me, check out the website

Beer Drinkers Troble Shooting Chart
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another beer. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. You have fallen over backward. Have yourself leashed to bar. Mouth contains cigarette butts. You have fallen forward. See above. Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. Floor blurred. You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Get someone to buy you another beer. Floor moving. You are being carried out. Find out if you are being taken to another bar. Room seems unusually dark. Bar has closed. Confirm home address with ba

Beer O'clock???
Hmmm... something must have happened while I was watching HOUSE?????.... See Mike's Message: "member is On TAP 2007-06-19 19:38:47 well that pretty much sucked! we haven't had server failures like that in a couple months, i suppose we deserved it. ;) site should be stabilizing now, it might be a little weird while some stuff catches back up, but should be normal in 15-30 minutes. it's beer o'clock! -mike" BTW, what is "beer o'clock"??? hee hee...

The Beer Prayer
The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen. Ted Guhl

Beer Freak
I drink a different beer every day of the week Some think I am a crazy freak Friday after work I have a Labatt Blue If I feel like a real hoser, I'll have a Molson Canadian too Saturday I drink a Rocky Mountain Coors That's when I party with all the beautiful whores Sunday it's time for an ice cold Miller That is when I stay home and watch something funny like Ben Stiller Monday I start at the local bar with a Stroh's Much like Homer drinking a Duff down at Moe's Tuesday after gym I have a Budweiser It's smooth after using the exerciser Wednesday it's Foster's, they call it Australian for beer If I don't have one you'll hear me jeer It's Thursday now, out of money, send a mayday I'll have to wait till tomorrow when it's payday Due to my drinking blitz until them I am stuck drinking Schlitz Anson Pine

Beer Can Chicken With Cola Barbecue Sauce
Difficulty: Medium Prep Time: 1 hour Inactive Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour 30 minutes Yield: 2 to 4 servings 1 (12-ounce) can beer 1 (3 1/2 to 4 pound) chicken 2 tablespoons Basic Barbecue Rub, recipe follows 2 cups Cola Barbecue Sauce, for serving, recipe follows 3 to 4 handfuls apple or hickory wood chips, soaked in water for 30 minutes Pop the tab off the beer can. Using a church key style can opener, make a few more holes in the top of the can. Pour out half the beer into the soaking water of the wood chips. Set the can of beer aside. Set up the grill for indirect grilling and preheat to medium. If using a charcoal grill, place a large drip pan in the center. If using a gas grill, place all the wood chips in the smoker box or in a smoker pouch and preheat the grill to high until you see smoke, then reduce the heat to medium. Remove the packet of giblets from the body cavity of the chicken and set aside for another use. Remove and discard the fat just ins

Beer Test
Warning: Beer contains female hormones. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too

Beer Vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you s

Beer Is Good!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING:

Beer!!!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of the

Beer Vs. Girlfriend
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I would have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 for makeup. I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back. -I got this joke in an email and I thought it was funny as hell!

Beer Butt Chicken
Chili powder and cayenne pepper add zip this easy barbeque recipe. Ingredients: 2 whole chickens, about 3 lbs each 1 tbsp paprika 2 tsp chili powder 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp salt 1 tsp black pepper 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1 tbsp packed brown sugar 2 12 oz cans beer 1 small onion, diced 2 cloves garlic diced Directions: Trim chickens of any excess fat. Rinse inside and out and pat dry. In a small bowl, combine paprika, chili powder, oregano, salt, black and cayenne peppers, garlic powder, and brown sugar; mix well. Run about a teaspoon of the mixture on the inside of each chicken. Rub the remaining mixture over the surface of the chickens. Open beers and pour off about half of the beer; Stuff the onion and garlic into the cans. Ease the chickens over the beer cans, feet down, until chickens are resting on the cans and their legs. The beer cans must remain upright at all times. Scatter a handful of soaked hickory chips over hot charcoal that has ashed over.

Beer Spice Bread
Makes: 12 servings Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 0 minutes I made this bread and took it to work. Everyone raved about how good it is! Ingredients 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 2 eggs 1 1/2 cup plain flour 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp nutmeg 1 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 1 cup beer 1/2 cup chopped pecans Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease and flour a 9X5 inch loaf pan. Sift together flour, baking powder, nutmeg, cinnamon, baking soda and salt. Set to the side. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar, mixing well. Add eggs and beat well. Add flour mixture alternately with beer and mix well to combine. Fold in the chopped pecans. Pour into your loaf pan. Bake at 375 degrees for 40-50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.

Beer
I love beer, other than the hiccups it seems to bring. I can quickly drink a few and feel fantastic! What I hate a about beer- Getting carded.... I was in Giant Eagle... i no sooner set it down than the bitchy cashier said "I am going to need to see some ID... I put her in her place. I told her she could have waited two seconds for me to set all my stuff down. Yes, I know I look young... but since I know that...let me give you my damn ID.. .don't demand it b4 I have a chance to get it out! I have a feeling she'll remember me from now on. hell, I graduated ahead of half the ppl there... Anywho... Back to Love of beer It makes me happy...unfortunately, it also makes me fat so after this 12 pack,. I am retiring except for special occasions. Its a safe place where all makes sense... Dont hate!

Beer With Buddha Or Budda As You Will Discover
From back in the day So recently many people have suggested that I start blogging again, well with a bit more frequency than I have been. Well nothing much is going on in my life. Work, come home, sleep repeat. Do the dad thing every other week and that is about it for my life right now normal - well minus all the drama that happens in my life with the RIAA lawsuit, my mother hating me yadda yadda yadda So to find anything worth writing about I either have to bitch and complain like you need to hear my problems or get all political or write about stuff that has already happened. I picked C for today boys and girls, ladies and gents, people of all ages. Because I was reminded of a story of how the military some times messes up orders when I was talking with a person at work whose son is in the military and his orders got screwed up. So this one is from back in my days in the military, yes I was once a member of our nations armed forces you may remember a period of t

Beer Vs Pussy
Beer vs. Pussy . . . 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to PUSSY 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to PUSSY 5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you do not want to drive anywhere. - One point to PUSSY 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to PUSSY 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to PUSSY 8. You normally do not find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you will think you have seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries ther

Beer And Babys
I was outside and my neighbor pulled up to drop sonthing off and was yelling cuss words to a lil girl about 2 years old becuse she didnt want to leave the house. I looked over and he had a beer in one hand and his lil girls hand in the other draging her back to the car and off thay went no seat belts nothing what are people now days thinking? i mean drinking and driving is bad enough but to take a kid along with you!

Beer-can Chicken
Who knew that a beer can could be so integral to the grilling of a chicken? Well in this recipe it is! Try this recipe at your next barbeque, it is my take on a great grilling recipe. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 60 minutes Cook Time: 75 minutes Total Time: 135 minutes INGREDIENTS: 2 whole dried chiles, such as chipotle or New Mexico 2 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1 tablespoon oregano 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 3 1/2- to 4-pound whole chicken 1 12-ounce can of beer DIRECTIONS: 1. In a food processor, combine chilles, sugar, salt, and spices. Rub the chicken inside and out with the spice rub. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 4 hours or overnight. 2. Light a charcoal grill and allow the coals to burn until covered with gray ash or heat a gas grill to medium. Drink half the beer; leave the other half in the can. Slide the chicken over the can and place in the center of the cooking grate, balancing the chicken on its two l

Beer For Bears
2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (19 August 2007, Serbia) It's well known that alcohol impairs judgement. It's well known that carnivorous wild animals and humans don't mix well. What happens when we combine all three? One might expect a concoction of men, bears, and beer to have lethal consequences. Such was the case for a 23-year old man who inadvertently fed himself to Masha and Misha at the Belgrade Zoo. The Zoo director said of the incident, "Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage." The man's naked, mauled corpse was found inside the bear habitat, along with several mobile phones, bricks and stones, and plenty of beer cans. His clothes were completely undamaged, suggesting that he approached the bears naked. They may have feared that his intentions were not honorable. Certainly, his intentions were ill-informed. Masha and Misha "reacted angrily" when keepers tried to recover the man's corpse, but were eventually persuaded to give up their tasty

Beer
I love beer and whiskey, but I can't find anyone that likes the same kind that I do...if you like budweiser, Wild Turkey, Wild Irish Rose, Jose, Jack, and Jim. Come by and say something to me...tell me which one you would like.

Beer
> Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be > alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. > Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found > in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from > taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and > bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman > needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him > home for no strings attached sex . > > Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will > often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they > would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with > only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with > just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. A

Beer
BEER WARNING ..... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. Afte r drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these

Beer Scam
Some of you may know guys (gals) that have this problem......... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women, to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad

Beer Batter
1- 12 oz can of beer 1 1/2 cups flour 1 t. paprika 1/2 t. salt oil for frying more flour to dredge (I have made this recipe with chicken, shrimp, salmon, onion rings, zucchini sticks, and also mushrooms) Pour the beer into a large mixing bowl. Sift the flour into the beer, and add salt and paprika and whisk until light and frothyâ€¦ the longer the better. Donâ€™t forget the sifting part or youâ€™ll have lumps! Heat at least two inches of oil for frying. When the oil reaches 375 it is hot enough for frying. Quickly dredge the subject in the flour, then into the beer batter, then into the oil. Be careful to quickly break apart any pieces as they can tend to stick! After about a minute or two, they will be browned, and can be flipped and have the other side browned just as long. Drain on paper towels. Serve hot with dipping sauces and lemon wedges. A garlic sauce of Mayonnaise, dash of lemon juice, and a good amount of garlic powder, makes a nice dip for onion rings. Beer batte

Beer V Pussy
Beer V Pussy Its time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive

Beerday Survey
1. How did you do on the last test you took? The final test for my aged care course... and passed, of course :D 2. What is your ringtone for when people text you? just a tune I made up on my phone 3. What show did you last watch? Hero's I think... 4. Whose arms do you feel the safest in? Mikes 5. What foods make you sick? Kidney beans.. and devon, and a lot of seafood. 6. Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like? Shy? me???? 7. Do you remember what you were doing a year ago? Still in my traineeship... ick 8. Do you still have feelings for your ex? Faint tones of regret sometimes... but not that much anymore... 9. Name something you like and hate about your default pic: I love that it shows some of my personality, usually a lot of photo's dont so that for me. 10. Do you have family problems? I disowned most of my family, so no :D lol 11. Where are most people in your top friends from? All over the world... I dont think I have two from the same place.

Beer Can Turkey
1 (9 to 10 pound) whole turkey, thawed or fresh 2 teaspoons dry mustard 2 teaspoons granulated onion 2 teaspoons paprika 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon ground coriander 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 cup canola oil 12 to 24 ounces beer 1. Remove giblets, neck and any excess fat from turkey. Rinse with cold water; drain well. 2. In a small bowl combine spices, herbs and seasonings. 3. Meanwhile, preheat gas grill with all burners on high or build a charcoal fire. Reduce heat to Indirect Medium heat (about 350ºF) or position gray-ashed briquettes on either side of an aluminum drip pan. Pour beer inside turkey sitter and set aside. 4. Blot turkey dry with paper towels. Rub interior of bird with 2-3 teaspoons of rub mixture. Brush turkey all over with oil and place drumstick-side down on sitter. Season turkey exterior with remaining rub. 5. Place turkey/sitter directly on the grill rack coo

Beer!
I was on a field trip with my class today. We went to the Botanic Gardens in Adelaide for further, more in-depth study of Horticulture. We stopped to have lunch and the cafe' there sold beer! So, thinkin', "Alright, I got paid today.. I havn't bought or had a drink since I turned 18! I'm treating myself." So I did.. I bought my first ever beer by myself. I know that's not a big deal for most.. but I'm becoming more independant! It was a Light Beer Cascade. GOD! It tasted so goooood. Of course, if my boss teacher found out, I'd be in trouble.. but it was so worth it, feeling that cold brew lunge down my throat...

Beer Warning
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of the

Beer Vs. Vagina
Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of bee

Beer Vs Vaginas!!!
Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get

Beer ~vs~ Putang
Beer vs. Pussy . . . 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. 2. Warm beer tastes awful. 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. 5. Ten beers in one night and you cannot drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you do not want to drive anywhere. 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. 8. You normally do not find old beer. 9. Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you will think you have seen God. 10. In most countries there is a tax on beer. 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off 12. You can always be sure if you are the first one to open a bottle or can. 1

The Beer Prayer...
OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS HALLOWED BY THE DRINK. THY WILL BE DRUNK.(I WILL BE DRUNK). AT HOME AS IN THE TAVERN. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.AND LEAD US NOT, INTO INCARCERATION, BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS. FOR THINE IS THE BEER, THE BITTER AND THE LAGER, FOR EVER AND EVER, BARMEN...

Beer And Taxes
Here is an example of what the DemoRATic system has developed into since the Socialistic Liberals took over. AND you hard working tax paying people of their constiuency allowed them to do this to your party by keeping your mouth shut. You allowed them to ruin an old time American party and turn it toward socialism. They have successfully divided the Nation. Ten men are drinking beer in their local tavern. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. He said, "Since you are all such good cu

Beer Vs. Pussy
Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Bu

Beer And Books And Blood
Anyone from Pennsylvania I will be at the Park City Mall Border's Bookstore in Lancaster, PA from 1pm-5 pm Saturday February 16th. Stop by and I'll buy you a beer afterwards! I'll be signing copies of all three of my novels... Eric-

Beer 4 Geeks
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. MAC Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the waste bin. Windows 95 Beer: The world's most popular beer. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS

Beer-marinated Chicken Tacos
Beer-Marinated Chicken Tacos Many Americans are accustomed to guacamole loaded with tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and fiery chiles, but a more traditional version in Mexico and parts of Texas is simply mashed avocados with a bit of salt and lime juice. It’s rich and buttery—a fabulous topping for these juicy chicken tacos. For the marinade: 1 cup dark Mexican beer, such as Negra Modelo 2 tablespoons dark sesame oil 1 tablespoon finely chopped garlic 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 6 boneless, skinless chicken thighs, about 4 ounces each For the guacamole: 2 ripe avocados 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 6 flour or corn tortillas, 6 to 7 inches in diameter To make the marinade: In a small bowl whisk together the marinade ingredients. Rinse the chicken thighs under cold water and pat dry with paper towels. Place them in a la

Beer Poem
Beer is for me, beer is for you, First I'll have one, then I'll have two. After three or more, I'll find me a whore, I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more. I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty, I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "She's so damn 'purty" Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten, The drinking don't stop till the puking begins. I'll get really tired, be ready for bed, Then fall on the toilet and crack open my head. There I will stay till the sun comes up, My friends will all tell me, "Man you were snookered up!" "Screw you!" I say, "I had a good time." "Until you got naked for quarters and dimes." "Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer, Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.

Beer Vs. Pu$$y
BEER VS. PUSSY A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming beer, you could barf ~ definitely disgusting. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not driv

Beer Vs Pussy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get m

Beer Is The First Step
i told a couple of you my story tongight i'm here drinkin' til i'm stinkin again and i just cant believe how stupid i was. her name is justina, but i called her just tina then J.T. and shes a fuckin' angel. ive known her most of my life and she used to be mine if you saw her you wouldnt believe that. this girl is gorgus and way too good for a scrap like me but she loved me. she is an honest girl a loyal girl sweet and beautiful and i fucked it up for a bitch that couldn't keep her legs closed for five minutes. J.T. waited a good long time for me to get my shit together and make her mine but i didnt and she moved on. shes married to some dipshit now who drinks as much as i do cant hold a job has nothing to give her and isnt worht the dirt from her shoes. but she stays by his side works every day cleans his fuckin house and probably wakes him up with a bj every morning. i see her around and she still always has a smile for me but it tears my hart out to know i blew my last chance wi

Beer Vs Vagina
BEER VS. VAGINA: 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may puke. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of bee

Beer Prayer...lol
This is something i foundon the net you just have to love it lol THE BEER PRAYER By CEDRIC on 04 Mar, 08 · · · OUR LAGER, WHICH ART IN BARRELS, HALLOWED BY THY FAME. THY WILL BE DRUNK, I WILL BE DRUNK, AT HOME, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD, AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGE, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION, BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS. FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER, FOREVER AND EVER. - AMEN -

Beer Fubar Quiz
Ironic Retro Canned Beer You are an urban hipster, but do you drink a hip, urban, trendy beer? No, you drink cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz because it's ironic. And it's cheap! Ironic Retro Canned Beer

Beer Warning!!!!!!!
For some this WARNING comes too late, others we hope in time: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feelin

Beer And Sex
A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex."

Beer Vs. Pussy
BEER vs PUSSY FOR THE GUYS 1 Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 1

Beer At Wal Mart
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

Beer Symptoms
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out.

The Beer Prayer...amen!!!!
THE BEER PRAYER Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter and The lager. Barmen.

Beer Vs. Pussy
Beer vs. Pussy Beer VS Pussy ... Who Will Win 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and! you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One po

Beer And Stuff You Should Know
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is

Beer News!!!‏
This is really serious stuff....beer contains female hormones! Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects: 1. Argued over nothing. 2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong. 3. Gained weight. 4. Talked excessively without making sense. 5. Became overly emotional. 6. Couldn't drive. 7. Failed to think rationally. 8. Had to sit down to urinate. No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to all the men you know to warn them against consuming too much beer!

Beer Goggles!!
Okay, so I have an idea for fubar. How about if we incorporate "beer goggles"? Here's what they do: Fu can switch the pictures of users at their leisure. So lets say that you are a horny little sex-driven dude and you are perousing pofiles on here when you come across woman who has a VERY provacative default photo. So they click on it and each one of her photos looks better than the last one. So you rate her, add her and fan her, but unbeknownst to you she is ACTUALLY a 450 lb. woman named "Peaches"... when you were "e-drunk" fubar switched the pictures to make her look good, and when you sobered up, they switched the pictures BACK allowing you to see the REAL woman that you had ladened with perverted picture comments!!!! Come on people! There's gotta be someone else out there with my sick sense of humor?? How FUNNY would that be?!?!?!

Beer Vs Vagina
BEER VS. VAGINA 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may ge

Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you

Beer Bottle Masturbation
Beer Bottle Masturbation I got so horny watch all the football players. I started to play with myself through my jeans. Before you knew it I was naked playing with a cold beer bottle. I started with the small side making sure to get my sweet pussy juices in my beer. Then I got an idea to put the big fat end in my pussy. OH MAN!!!! Did it feel so good!!!!! There is closeup of my ass in jeans, my huge tits, and my wet pussy with the bottle in it. Cum on over to the member's sextion and see how deep I get it in. Watch for the video that goes with it next week. Till then check out my others. I have 28 to choose from. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Beer
The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils

Beer Mug Candle
Beer Mug Candle Beer Stein Wax Brown Dye Whipping Wax (Home Made) This Beer Candle is made by pouring a brown wax into a beer stein and adding the froth to the top and drizzling the froth down the sides. Making whipped wax for decorative candles is rather simple when you know how and it can turn a candle into something spectacular. When making your whipping wax add a little extra stearine. I have also added a little corn flour for a whiter look. but you need to be careful as sometimes it lumps. Allow the melted wax to skim over and form a top layer crust, then using your egg whisk, beat up the wax to form a frothy mix. Spoon it onto your candle and allow it to set.

Beer And Wine
Beer and Wine As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Beer Prayer
Our LagerWhich art in barrelsHallowed be thy drinkThy will be drunk (I will be drunk)At home as I am in the tavernGive us this day our foamy headAnd forgive us our spillagesAs we forgive those who spill against usAnd lead us not into IncarcerationBut deliver us from hangoversFor thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lagerBARMEN Author Unknown

Beer!
I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there is a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad 'Cuz the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So let's go drink beer Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ... and Stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER BEER When it's warm it taste's real crappy But cold beer will make me happy When I throw up on the floor I can go and drink some more They say beer will make me dumb It are go good with pizza Now that we have drunk some beer Lets go drive a car Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good ....and stuff Beer is good Beer is good Beer is good Let's go drink some BEER Beer uh dude.. I think you've had enough ...NOOOO Let's go drink some beer. I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee I am drunk, drunk as me, I am...

Beer Time
OK so today was very very stressful. I sneeked down to fayetteville to take a HUGE test. I didnt tell anyone out of fear of not passing it on the first try. Well after about 5 hours of waiting I finally got the results.....PASSED!!!! Now its time to relax, enjoy the cold beer, and the sun (finally)

Beer, Fishing, Golf & Sex:
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy ! bucks ?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific di

Beer Pong Table Runner
Hey all! A friend of mine told me about this site so i signed up. Looks pretty cool I'm interested in networking, soccer and beer pong for the most part. I hope some people hit me up I'm very out going!! beer pong tables

Beer Drinkers Lament
BEER DRINKERS LAMENT(To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive")At first I was afraid, I was petrified.By the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed.I tried to go, walk out the door.But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore.And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace. I only hope that you're big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace.I want to go, I've got to leave.Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave.Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.I can't believe, I'm lying here.It's all 'cos of that f**king evil drink that we call beer.You can sod your beer goggles, shit I must have been blind,To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.Please let me go, I'm getting scared.There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly b

Beer Vs Vagina
BEER VS. VAGINA1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hairbetween your teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation maysuffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you

Beer Labels
Top 13 Warning Labels the FDA is considering placing on beer and alcohol bottles 13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. 11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. 8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). 6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 5. WARNING: consump

Beer Vs. Vagina Contest
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vag

Beer, How Do I Love Thee.....
Why are you so cute? I mean serial. Sooo adorable. Gessh! Now on to other serious matters... is it wrong (or want) to have sex with beer? It tastes sooooo good most of the time that if it were socially acceptable, I would consider such. Now I haven't put much thought behind this as to what type of sex I would have or with what. A can might hurt and a bottle is too small. Perhaps one of those mini kegs for the fridge? I think that's a Heineken product, but I dunno about pot breath during this. Your thoughts? Yeah... uh. So... go team?- A Currently Drunkish, Bob Saget Dear Drunkish Bob, There is nothing wrong with loving beer, or fantasizing about it. Although, sex with it would prove difficult unless you filled one of those latex pocket vaginas with your favorite brew. Now, if you were a chick, the beer bottle would work just fine. Use plastic though, those glass ones are a little dangerous to be inserting in your vag. My suggestion is to just shotgun a beer while some ch

Beer, Wine, Spirits, Coffee, Tea, And Cola On The Rock
And for more good news, work got done on our flooded house yesterday! Martha called me at work and received word that a team from Lutheran Disaster Response was coming and had come to our house to put up the sheeting and insulation we'd bought at Menard's a few weekends ago as well as a steel door to replace the wooden one that got damaged by this summer's flood. Now our big wait is on having the furnace installed that we ordered last week -- it's due to be in place on the ninth of November, two weeks from today. Now this doesn't mean we'll be able to LIVE in our house this winter, but it won't freeze over. As I was telling one acquaintance this morning, we still don't have word on when the three-bedroom FEMA trailer at the group site we'll move to will be ready for us to get into; please don't take it personally, WE'RE getting frustrated with knowing when too! Though I will say we're learning a few things that make us, I pray, better parents as well as better people to each other

Beer, Its What’s In Your Dessert.
So this weekend there probably is going to be some entertaining going on and I’m learning that a big part of being in a working relationship has to do with not being able to lock oneself in the bedroom when company shows up (oh how I miss those single antisocial days). Bright side its not a big gathering and so far works been slow this week and looks to stay that way so I will be able to have all the me time I need before hand. I get seriously grumpy when I have to cut back on me time. Since its at my boyfriends place and we’re the ones hosting I can run and hide in the bedroom for short burst of time if needs be (have I mentioned I really don’t like social gatherings?) The biggest highlight is finally getting rid of some of the beer that has taken up most of the fridge. It was bought a few months ago when hopes of a BBQ was going to take place but when it fell through the beer staid (and I’m talking about a lot of beer), since I don’t drin

Beer Makes Men Smarter: Study
Males solve brain teasers better after consuming alcohol, researchers say Comments (6) BY CORKY SIEMASZKO / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, April 11, 2012, 11:52 AM Twitter 84 StumbleUpon Tumblr Digg

Beer And Body The Rapid Weight Loss System For Today’s Beer Lover!
Throw Guilt Out The Window, Get Into The Best Shape Of Your Life And Enjoy Your Beer Every Step Of The Way In Our Comprehensive Fitness Program For Those Who Enjoy Beer: Testimonials "Lost 16 lbs of Fat and Gained 12 lbs Of Muscle!" This seriously has to be the most honest and effective training guide that I have ever read! And I have tried everything under the sun, believe me! Hahah. Just to let you know, I lost 16lbs of fat and gained 12 lbs of solid muscle in just under 10 weeks! Amazing! Mike, 38 – Canada "Lost 16 lbs of Fat and Gained "Lost 24 lbs Of Fat In Only 10 weeks!" What can I say, besides a big: THANK YOU! I lost 24 lbs of fat in just over 2 months, while feeling more energetic than ever! Holy S*%! I still have about 10 lbs of muscle that I want to gain, so I will be using that part of your program next. I drink a LOT of ale, so I appreciate your honest and direct approach to training. Beer & Body is definitely the best progr

Beer Versus Pussy
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving

Bees Sweeten Salmon, Chutney And Coleslaw Dishes
In addition to September being National Biscuit, Chicken, Mushroom, Potato and Rice month, it is also National Honey Month. In 2005, Colorado's 26,000 bee colonies - large and small - produced 1.8 million pounds of honey valued at nearly $1.9 million. According to the National Honey Board, bees can travel as far as 55,000 miles and visit more than 2 million flowers to gather enough nectar to make just 1 pound of honey. Look for Colorado honey at local grocery stores, farmers' markets or on tables at restaurants across the state. Each month the Colorado Department of Agriculture features a different commodity to highlight the variety and quality of products grown in the state. Go to coloradoagriculture.com for a complete list of recipes. The following recipe comes from chef Justin Barbour of the Colorado Chefs Association. Although the coleslaw recipe will serve 6-8, the salmon recipe is for 1. Just repeat the instructions for multiple servings. The chutney will hold for sev

Bees!
So yea those of you who dont know me and my sexy man drive truck coast to coast. we are in California today and just had to go pick up a load of MILLIONS of bees! AHHHHH, I hate bees! But lucky me my sweet man wouldnt let me get out of the truck so I wouldnt get stung, I knew there was a reason I love him so much LOL Later xoxoxoxox

Bees
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"? down down down The bee answered "BP." I see you smiling

Bees All Over His Body
6:51 AM. A customer called my cellphone and woke me about 15 minutes ago to lock in her interest rate. My eyes are still watering.. And thanks to my sinus infection, I'm sniffling and trying not to breathe out of my nose because it only makes me sneeze. ...I thought I was speaking to the Virgin Mary when I picked up. I think it was a little confusing for the both of us. I told her I'd call her as soon as I got into work in a few hours.. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.. I am just getting out of a relationship or at least thinking about it... It sucks waking up by yourself in a big, lonely bed. So lately, I've been sleeping on the couch with the TV on because I can cuddle up to the back of the couch and pretend it's a warm, leather body. I hate him so much right now. I hope he gets a terrible case of syphillis and dementia.. Or something. Whatever. I hope he gets some form of OCD that causes him to have a permanent compulsion that causes him to say, "T

Bee Stings
This information may be something to remember, as this season will soon be here again... It might be wise to carry a penny in your pocket while working in the yard......... BEE STINGS ! A couple of weeks ago, I was stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled up, so I went to the doctor. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistamine. The next day the swelling was getting progressively worse, so I went to my regular doctor. The arm was Infected and needed an antibiotic.The doctor told me - ' The next time you get stung, put a penny on the bite for 15 minutes'. That night, my niece was stung by two bees. I looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So, I taped a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite. We decided that she just wasn't allergic to the sting. Soon, I was gardening outside. I got stung again, twice by a hornet on my left hand. I thought, here I go again to the doc

Bees Knees Go Bye Bye :(
for those of you who care you might have noticed there has been a serious lack of bees knees on the fu for the past week or so....that is because mr. bees knees who hardly ever touches a computer seems to have let some kind of virus onto my comp. now that i have stopped sobbing and telling him i hate him etc. etc. i have accepted the fact that i wont be able to talk to my friends for a bit...until i can find out whats even wrong with it or worse case scenario he buys my lovely ass a new and better one to make up for it. neither of these things will be happening soon enough for my liking as it seems without my computer i am lost. evennow sitting here on my moms nice laptop i cant help but missing my crusty crappy computer...this one doesnt feel right...no mouse either, very hard to get the hang of. well anyways, ill try to hop on here as often as possible which wont be often enough at all...till things get resolved i better not be forgotten...not 1 tiny bit. now is time for the persona

Bee Stings
Subject: Fw: .BEE STINGS ! Do Not Delete .. BEE STINGS ! > > This information may be something to remember, as this season will soon be here again...> > It might be wise to carry a penny in your pocket while> working in the yard.......... BEE STINGS !> > A couple of weeks ago, I was stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden.> > My arm swelled up, so I went to the doctor. The clinic> gave me cream and an antihistamine. The next day the> swelling was getting progressively worse, so I went to my> regular doctor. The arm was Infected and needed an> antibiotic.The doctor told me - " The next time you get> stung, put a penny on the bite for 15 minutes".> > That night, my niece was stung by two bees. I looked at> the bite and it had already started to swell. So, I taped> a penny to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite. We decided that she just wasn't allergic to the sting.> > Soon, I wa

Bees That Sting
Bees just want their territory They pollinate our crops We need them Their brains cannot Process the ridiculous Math That we propose I feel sorry for the people that cannot Live for a fortnight in abject wilderness

Beetle Bailey Cartoon Sparks Muslim Riots In U.s.
by Dylan Jameson DETROIT (PoopyCaca.com) – After a week of riots by Muslims in Europe over cartoons published in Danish newspapers, outrage spilled over in the streets of the U.S., triggered by anger over a Beetle Bailey cartoon that ran in the comics sections of most American newspapers. Muslim extremists smashed shop windows, burned American flags and set piles of comic books on fire in downtown Detroit, in acts of protest over the “offensive” cartoon, which featured the character “Beetle Bailey” being choked and beaten by “Sarge” – a regular occurrence on the comic strip for the past 50 years. “When will this unfair treatment of Beetle end?” said Zaki Badwadi, one of hundreds of Muslim demonstrators who took to the streets in outrage. “Sarge has been oppressing him for many, many years. It cannot continue. It is an affront to Allah. How can people be allowed to print such blasphemes?” Others in the crowd said they were incensed by a recent “Blondie” cartoon, in wh

Beetlejuice
Well I am making this blog in honor of the One, The Only, Beetle Juice from The Howard Stern Show. Beetle Juice is probably the greatest entertainer to ever live. Just under the radar. His dynamic attitude and great delivery is just some of his entertaining qualities. You can just tell by looking at him that he has a gift. Women fall in his presence and men fear him! Well take your time out of the day to get to know this legend...This great comic warrior.

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice - 1988 What's a yuppie ghost couple to do when their quaint New England home is overrun by trendy New Yorkers? They hire a freelance "bio-exorcist" to spook the intruders. And everyone gets more than he, she or it bargained for! Director Tim Burton (Batman, Mars Attacks!) teams with Michael Keaton (night shift, Batman). The result? "Keaton's Beetlejuice is one of the biggest, baddest wolves a ghost movie has ever unleashed, a polter-gas." (The Village Voice). He's a juggernaut of jokes, jolts and jive who hurls one-liners, spins into grotesque forms, gobbles insects and can't leave ladies (living or dead) alone. Keaton's wild work in this and Clean and Sober won him 1988's national society of film critics best actor award. Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Winona Ryder and Sylvia Sidney share starring honors with the movie's wondrous production design. Harry Belafonte's soundtrack tunes and Academy Award - winning Best Make-up. So exorcise your right to fun.

Beethoven
Last night my wife and I went to a concert by the North East Pennsylvania Philharmonic. Since we are used to the extremely high level of performance in New York City concerts, I admit to being a bit wary. I should not have been concerned. The orchestra was crisp and exciting and fun to listen to. It is small, only about half the size of the NY Philharmonic but then the stage would not have accommodated the NY Philharmonic anyway. What was truly exciting though was the music. For the first time ever I heard Beethoven's Fifth live. Everyone knows the opening four notes and many have heard recordings but how many of us have heard it performed live? It is such an exciting piece of music, full of surprises and drama. My wife remarked that there is a reason that Beethoven has lasted and this was part of the reason. As I listened to the music I could not help but reflect that there are large parts of humanity that restricts itself severely to musical styles and by extension to t

Beethoven..a Love Letter
Be calm, only by a calm consideration of our existence can we achieve our purpose to live together - Be calm - love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - you - you - my life - my all - farewell. Oh continue to love me - never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved. ever thine ever mine ever ours

Beetlecop
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Beethoven To His Immortal Beloved :)
Good morning, on July 7 Though still in bed, my thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, now and then joyfully, then sadly, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us - I can live only wholly with you or not at all - Yes, I am resolved to wander so long away from you until I can fly to your arms and say that I am really at home with you, and can send my soul enwrapped in you into the land of spirits - Yes, unhappily it must be so - You will be the more contained since you know my fidelity to you. No one else can ever possess my heart - never - never - Oh God, why must one be parted from one whom one so loves. And yet my life in V is now a wretched life - Your love makes me at once the happiest and the unhappiest of men - At my age I need a steady, quiet life - can that be so in our connection? My angel, I have just been told that the mailcoach goes every day - therefore I must close at once so that you may receive the letter at once - Be calm, only by a calm consideratio

Beethoven
Be calm,only by a calm consideration of our existencecan we achieve our purpose to live togetherBe calm,love me - today - yesterday - what tearful longings for you - youyou - my life - my all - farewellOh continue to love me -never misjudge the most faithful heart of your beloved.ever thineever mineever ours

The Beetle Bug
ROGER WAS GIVING ME A RIDE HOME IN HIS WHIRE BEETLE BUG-IT NEEDED ALOT OF WORK AND EVEN SUM RUBBER WAS MISSING FROM THE TIRES-I SAID ROGER SELL ME THE CAR AND HE JUST LAUGHED-HE DROPPED ME OFF AT MY HOUSE-DAVE IN KIDS WERE HOME-I THINK WE JUST MOVED IN-THE LIVINGROOM FACES A BIG FEILD AND IT FACED WEST-SO CAN WATCH THE SUN SET-HAD NO WINDOW COVERING-BACK YARD WAS NO SO BIG AND HAD A CHAIN FENCE-BUT BIG IN ONE AREA 4 A POOL

Be Existing At A Used Car Community Public Auction And Let The Automated Of Your Dreams
If you don't want to go to a car shop to discover a used vehicle, you may want to be current at a used car group community public auction to get the car that you would like. Here are some suggestions that will help you generally walking away from an group community public auction with the car that will fit your best for an cost-effective price. One of the best kinds of used car income to be current at is one that provides taken automobiles. A lot of taken automobiles are retrieved each season in most declares and these automobiles are often in outstanding scenario. Some of the automobiles at the group community public auction are only a few years of age and many are even product new designs. Some automobiles also go into the undesirable stock of financial companies and the govt if the last owner(s) is not able to deal with to keep the car. So, when you are current at the used car group community public auction, be sure to look at the scenario of the automobiles and pay interest to th

Beezulbubs Prophecy
The Nazarene child is now deadInstead of life on this earth the fetus has turned blood redI read through the passages of the sacred bookThe words are right in front of you and yet you never seem to lookI'm a crook, I'm a thief, I'm a sinnerYou killed the Nazarene and now Satan is the new HitlerI shall open camps for all the JewsThe Muslims, the Christians and all the rest of youYet society of hate has brought, my reignNow my words have sustained from the mouths of the insanePraise be to the Prophet and I'm not talking MohammadI be talking about the Souless and these lyrics that he vomits forthFrom the depths of Hell his soul will burn eternallyBecause of the story that he wanted to tellHis soul swells in the darkness like the day when the morning star finally fellThe sky falls, the earth quakesThe rivers turn blood red and this is our fateThe ground shakes, the wind blowsWhere you going when you die, I guess nobody knowsBut I'll tell you this much I will bow not before youI have vowed

Befallen
Slipping on sugary words No time for errors The hand has come to seal my name My life has been one hellish game Let go- the moistened flesh of youth Step into the practical skin of bravery Eyes were open way too early Noone around to shield my body. Oh cast the armor put it's weight onto me I will come out fighting though my heart is dying Waiting on the promised state That has yet befallen me

Be Filled
She approaches him softly. Kneeling beside the chair where the master sits, she whispers her quote to him, never daring to look directly into his eyes. There is too much power within him for that and what would she see, but her soul reflected back at her from his depths. "Well...in that case..." he tells her as he hears her quote and the rest of his words are lost as he lowers his mouth to hers and kisses her softly upon her lips. She feels the blood rush into her veins with a pounding force as her lips meet his, warm, soft, yet demanding. His tongue seeks hers out, shyly at first, then with an increasing need for contact, as he runs his fingernails up her back, a jagged course along her spine, until one hand rests on the back of her neck, his fingers playing with her hair. She encircles his tongue with hers, increasing the passion between them and she runs a fingertip down his spine and then tucks her fingertips into his waistband, pulling him closer. He breathes in the scen

Before It's Too Late
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE If you have a tender message, Or a loving word to say, Don't wait until you forget it, But whisper it today. The tender words not spoken, The letter never sent, The long forgotten messages, The wealth of love unspent. For these words some hearts are breaking, For these words some loved ones are waiting; So show them that you love and care for them Before it's too late. WRITTEN BY: © VICKI JOINER COPYRIGHTED: SEPTEMBER 22, 2004

Before You Send Me That Friend Request...
Before you send me a friend request there's some things I'd like to say... 1) If you are a member of Fat Sonny's family other than CntryGoth, ~Darkness~ or Shylo...get the fuck away from my page and stay away. This isn't high school and I don't deal well with cliques. 2) If you're just here for points...get the Hell out of here. I'm here to meet new ppl not to participate in a popularity contest. 3) If you are a man or woman seeking validation on how you look...go away. You have come to the wrong place if you want your ego stroked. 4) If you are going to give ratings...give nothing but 10's please. I wouldn't give you anything less than a 10 whether I like your pics or not. It's just rude. So please show me the same courtesy and respect. This is supposed to be a friendly community so don't be an asshole. 5) If you are looking to hook up and screw...leave me alone. I don't do one night stands and I'm very much in love with some one anyway. 6) If you're only making frie

Before He Cheats-carrie Underwood
****This is my disclaimer: while I am all for what she talks about doing, I have never personally done this. I am not held responsible for anyone who takes revenge to this level..lol**** Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth o

Before The Circle Is Cast
Herbs and Oils To aid in spells Candles and stones We all know well. Moon and stars we chart by the hour Circles and chants To add more power. Athena, Isis, Goddess Bast Sometimes are invoked When the circle is cast. With a magickal rhyme The spell we will set It might take some time So please don't fret. Be sure of your intent Don't act too fast Review your content Before your circle is cast.

Before Time Was
Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all wise, all pervading, all powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So they formed energy into gases and gases into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. The Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and the human race so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth. The Goddess chose the Moon as her symbol, and the God the Sun as hi

Before It Is Too Late
If you have a tender message, Or a loving word to say, Do not wait till you forget it, But whisper it today; The tender word unspoken, The letter never sent, The long forgotten messages, The wealth of love unspent - For these some hearts are breaking, For these some loved ones wait; So show them that you care for them Before it is too late.

Before I Became A Paid Escort
It all started at the local bar; I was pissed at my sister because she had ditched me for a guy, so I went to see the local band alone. The band was all right but I kept noticing this really cute blond guy who was playing pool. Well soon enough after a few shared looks he came over and introduced himself to me, "My name is Steve and yours is?" I replied Rose. Now Steve really looked good, he was tall around 6 1", silver eyes, tight ass, long blond hair, and a red-blond beard, and a very sociable person with a lot of charisma. We talked for a while and had a few more drinks and I played a game of pool with him and his friends. While playing pool I felt him come up behind me and put his prick up against my ass, I was so surprised that all I could do was wiggle my ass a little and then he moved away. Now, I'm no dog to look at, and all of his friends kept egging him on to do something more, so next time it was my turn to play I made sure that I bent over with my ass facing his way a

Before...
Before this day is over Before the night is done Let me kiss your sweet, sweet, lips Taste you with my tongue Before you drift off dreaming Before you end your day Let me show you how I feel I beg you, let me stay Before you make your mind up Before you answer this Let me prove my love for you With one more lengthy kiss Before you have decided Maybe shown me to the door Let me hold you in my arms And taste your lips once more IMspidey/M.M. 10/06 Copyright © 2006

Before He Cheats
I LOVE THIS SONG IT IS SO SO TRUE!!! Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carv

Before You Leave My Life
Before you leave my life! I just wanted you to know before you close the door and don't want to be a part of my life all I can do is sit here and think about you. I tried to run from the truth knowing that we will never be together but I can't because even though the miles seperate us I am so into you. I tried to think if I let you go that it would be better for you to find someone else that is closer but I couldn't do it because you are the girl I always dreamed about. I am scared because I don't know if you want the same things as me and sometimes I don't see we have communication. I do still want to be a part of your life because my heart breaks without you.

Before You
fade sweet memory! bask in the glory of loss! time fades like last year, nothing to prove, and gone without good-byes. Tears without pain. Nameless face on the bus. Whatever all that means. self salvation, self sacrafice. Ridden hard put away wet. Forever out of reach, forever held down. Nothing to loose, and this too shall pass fade sweet memory. Bleed me of this, and leave only me, before you.

Before He Cheats By Carrie Underwood
Whoa, oh, yeah, She was so young with such innocent eyes She always dreamt of a fairytale life And all the things that your money can't buy She thought that he was a wonderful guy Then suddenly, things seemed to change It was the moment she took on his name He took his anger out on her face She kept all of her pain locked away Oh mother, we're stronger From all of the tears you have shed Oh mother, don't look back Cause he'll never hurt us again So mother, I thank you For all that you've done and still do You got me, I got you Together we always pull through We always pull through We always pull through Oh mother, oh mother, oh mother It was the day that he turned on the kids That she knew she just had to leave him So many voices inside of her head Saying over and over and over, "You deserve much more than this." She was so sick of believing the lies and trying to hide Covering the cuts and bruises (cuts and bruises) So tired of defending her life,

Before I Go
Everyday, before I go, I tell you, that I love you so. I don't want any word left unspoken. I don't want to leave with our hearts broken. You said things that hurt. And I made you feel like dirt. There are many words to say, We must do it everyday. Can't wait until tomorrow. There is no time left to borrow. We are giving a short time, to help make someone chime. How long we have? No one knows. In my life, you have been my rose. If I don't make it back home, You'll know by the words of this poem. That what I feel is true. I would never, give up my time with you. It is time for my eternal sleep. At no time, I ever want you to weep

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on, Pooped on, spit on, chewed on, peed on, Or pinched by tiny fingers Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind, My thoughts, my body, And I slept all night and got plenty of rest. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I Go To Bed Tonight...
Before I go to bed tonight I just had to let you know, I truly do appreciate The kindness that you show. Before I go to bed tonight I thought that you should hear That every time we chat or write, I hold each second dear. Before I go to bed tonight I had you on my mind. I thought of things you've done or said, Things from a heart so kind. I hope this letter makes you happy, If only for a while But I'd gladly write a million If it would make you smile. I know this may sounds silly, Like perhaps I've lost my head. But I just had to let you know these things, Before I went to bed. *9/11 has shown us that you never know what might happen tomorrow. You don't know if tomorrow will even come, so send this to everyone special in your life because tomorrow might be too late!*

Before
Friday, November 24, 2006 Before Before you struggle to get what you don't really want, stop. And consider what an exquisite miracle you already are. Before you spend time complaining that things are not going your way, think for a moment. And see that everything that is, can be put to positive purpose. Before you waste your life worrying that you might lose it all, gently and lovingly calm your thoughts. Realize that what truly has value can never be taken away. Before you blame others for all of your troubles, take a step back. And understand that the way to control your own destiny is to take full responsibility for your life. Before you allow fear to hold you prisoner, remember this. You can learn from the fear, you can use it to more fully prepare, and you can then move confidently ahead. Before you allow any person, thought, feeling, event or situation to get you down, take a deep breath and consider. This moment is still unfolding, and you can choose right n

Before
BEFORE U MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YURSELF..GET TO KNOW SOMEONE SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEN AGGITATE THEM.... KNOW THE GOOD AND BADD...FIND OUT HOW THEY REALLY FEEL...SPEND A NITE OR SO....BEFORE U SAY THOSE 3 WORDS AND WANTING TO LEAD TO MORE FIND OUT ALOT MORE BEFORE U MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YURSELF.............

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't

The Before And After Marriage
THE BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE!!! Before - You take my breath away After - I feel like I'm suffocating Before - Twice a night After - Twice a month Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before - Saturday Night Fever After - Monday Night Football Before - Don't stop After - Don't start Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey Before - It's like I'm living in a dream After - It's like he lives in a dorm Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem Before - Turbocharged After - Jump-start Before - We agree on everything After - We can't agree on anything Before - Victoria's Secret After - Fruit-of-the-Loom Before - Idol After - Idle Before - He's completely lost without me After - Why won't he ever ask for directions? Before - Time stood still After - Where did the

Before & After, You Decide!!!
Right, so, i've had a beard for a wee while and decided i'd take it off and go back to my normal boyish good looks, and, cut my hair at the same time. So, what all you lovely people have to do is tell me whether i was correct by doing it, or, I should have left it as was.... Over to you all... Comments and ratings greatly appreciated.. Love from me S xxx P.S. Nearly forgot, need to go to the Before & After folder in my pics ha-ha... What am I Like ;o) .....

Before You Open Me
Before you open me Make sure this is truly something you want to do Right now all you have is an outside view Are you ready to explore what lies within? Think about this for a while before you begin What you’re about to experience is very precious Some would say priceless I am wise beyond my years as my soul is old Some would say ageless Few have scratched the surface And many failed to grasp its meaning Of the life that has taken me Far beyond simple dreaming. Are you prepared to dive Into the black sea of my soul? Can you abandon all your fears And all that you’ve been told? Are you ready For a new kind of addiction? I think you like danger At least that’s my prediction Learn what makes me smile And what touches my heart Learn why it is I relish the dark Hear the laughing demons Tuck me in at night Feel the lustful passions Lurking behind my blackened sight Open me Touch my pages Be careful I can be quite contagious Smell the scents of st

Before You Respond
Monday, December 18, 2006 Before you respond Before you respond, take a breath. Before you respond, take a moment to think. When you instantly and automatically react, it allows the people and events around you to take control of your life. When, on the other hand, you thoughtfully and deliberately respond, it puts you firmly in control. You can watch, listen and learn from all that's going on in your world. Yet you never have to let it all get to you. Always remember that you can choose how to think and feel about whatever is happening. Even more importantly, you can choose what, if anything, to do about it. Stay ever connected to your dreams, your values, your experience and your wisdom. Give yourself a moment to consider the best of who you are before you decide how to speak or to act. Every moment is a choice that you have the opportunity to make. Choose those possibilities that will move you steadily and decisively forward. -- Ralph Marston

Before I Go...
Before I Go.... Before i go i want you to know that i've left behind Something for you to find A small, folded note that i have wrote A promise to put in the past All things that happened so fast I wish we could forget All the things we both regret Restart our friendship before it's gone Where I can stop feeling withdrawn We both said hurtful words, that wasn't meant to be said Made both of us turn a dark fiery red We were both angry at one another And decided to take our friendship no further It's time to forgive and forget Where we will no longer have to live with regret We should apologize and continue being friends All of this will finally come to an end - By Me

Before I Was A Mom
¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ¢¾ ¢¾ I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ¢¾ I never thought about immunizations. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Pooped on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Chewed on. ¢¾ ¢¾ Peed on. ¢¾ ¢¾ I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ¢¾ ¢¾ I slept all night. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ¢¾ ¢¾ Or give shots. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ¢¾ ¢¾ Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. ¢¾ ¢¾ I never knew that I could love someone so much. ¢¾ ¢¾ I ne

Before It's Too Late
Before It's Too Late Make a wish upon a star And your dreams will come true. Stretch your hand and touch the sky, The choice is up to you. Show someone how much you care And they'll love you even more. Don't hold back your feelings The way you did before. Open your heart to those you love And they'll open their hearts to you. Act in faith and not in sorrow, The choice is up to you. Open your eyes widely And run through the gate. Make peace with your inner turmoil Before it is too late. I know what I am saying I know that you do too. We all have to voice our feelings, But the choice is up to you.

Before I Go Off To Toil
On my profile on a wrestling forum that I'm proud to be a member of--Divas-Heaven.com--I have a little part in my sig that lists dislikes. One of my dislikes is "hippies". I want to clarify what I mean by this. When I say I don't like hippies, I don't mean the granola-munching, tree-hugging, pot-smoking hippies. I like granolas, I've been known to hug trees myself (If it's good enough for Shel Silverstein, it's good enough for me), and I don't think smoking pot is all that bad. I think more people should take an interest in saving nature and loving animals. What I mean by "hippie" is the flag-burning, attack-everyone-for-calling-women-chicks-or-what-have-you, whine -about-how-war-is-bad, it-takes-a-village-to-raise-my-child hippie. You want to burn our flag, be my guest. Unfortunately, because of you whiny little babies, you have that right. I think you're an idiot if you do it but you fought the law and apparently, the law did not win here. Stay the hell away from my fla

Before I Was A Mom
~Before I Was A Mom~ Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on Pooped on Spit on Chewed on Peed on Or pinched by tiny fingers Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind My thoughts My body And my mind. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child So that doctors could do tests Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. B

Before You Were A Mom
~* Before You Were A Mom *~ ~ Before u were a Mom u never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ~ * u didn't worry whether or not ur plants were poisonous. * ~ u never thought about immunizations. ~ * Before u were a Mom - u had never been puked on. * ~ Pooped on. ~ * Chewed on. * ~ Peed on. ~ * u had complete control of ur mind and ur thoughts. * ~ u slept all night. ~ * Before u were a Mom u never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. * ~ Or give shots. ~ * u never looked into teary eyes and cried. * ~ u never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ~ * u never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. * ~ Before u were a Mom u never held a sleeping baby just because u didn't want to put them down.~ * u never felt ur heart break into a million pieces when u couldn't stop the hurt. * ~ u never knew that something so small could affect ur life so much. ~ * u never knew that u could love someone so much. * ~ u never knew u would l

Before Coffee!!
Hello Everyone!! Late riser this morning. It will be another great day as I'm still above ground and have not assumed "room temperature"! Be of good cheer and greet the day with positive thoughts. Enjoy life and spread a little joy! Have a super day everyone!!!

Before Coffee Joke .. Ha Ha Ha
Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the insurance company. Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money." The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth." There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband

Before I Was Myself, You Made Me, Me
Before I was myself you made me, me With love and patience, discipline and tears, Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free, Allowing me to sail upon my sea, Though well within the headlands of your fears. Before I was myself you made me, me With dreams enough of what I was to be And hopes that would be sculpted by the years, Then bit by bit stepped back to set me free, Relinquishing your powers gradually To let me shape myself among my peers. Before I was myself you made me, me, And being good and wise, you gracefully As dancers when the last sweet cadence nears Bit by bit stepped back to set me free. For love inspires learning naturally: The mind assents to what the heart reveres. And so it was through love you made me, me By slowly stepping back to set me free.

Before You Go
*Before you go* Before you walk out the door... Look at me and the tears that you will see.. The love that will always be... Cause no one can ever replace The love that you have shown me... You gave me strength to carry on... Knowing that you'll always be apart of me... KD

Before I Go Off To Rest For A Bit
Should have mentioned this a week ago when it was on, since it won't be after tonight (though the piece will be again in different performances, and probably this one again too.) If you have RealPlayer or the browser plugin and would like to hear one of my two or three favorite pieces out of curiosity, before 2am this morning EST, either open this URL in RealPlayer- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/shows/rpms/radio3/throughnight_tue.rpm or this URL in your browser- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/throughthenight/pip/sc6xz/ (and click the "Listen to this episode for up to 7 days after broadcast" link.) It's the Stenhammar quartet (his fourth of six, written around 1904), beginning about 37 minutes (maybe 35, with introduction by the announcer) into the 6-hour night program and lasting - in this performance - about 35 minutes. Dedicatee of the work was Stenhammar's friend Jean Sibelius, who later dedicated to Stenhammar his own 6th symphony, a work with a few similar qualitie

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outsi

Before I Really Leave...
… I’d like to say some things to certain people… To Princess Weeny: I’m so terribly sorry for all the things I did to you. And I do understand if you don’t want to talk to me ever again. But please do know that I miss you… Still… ik hou van jou… To Cheryl: Give it up… You know what I’m talking about… And don’t call me again please To Sean: I hope you’ll find your right path, bro. I’m gonna miss you. But I’ll be back. My family needs me bad right now, so I won’t be here or anywhere else online for a while. If I get the chance to get online, I’ll take it. I’ll see ya when I see ya ;)

Before We Open Our Mouth Maybe We Should Know What We R Talking About
things that make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the Month of January. That's just one American city, About as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq When some claim that President Bush shouldn't Have started this war, state the following: A. FDR led us into World War II. B. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .. An average of 112,500 per year. C. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... An average of 18,334 per year. D. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attackd us. E. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. An average of 5,800 per year. F. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin La

Before Dinner Snack *erotic*
At a dinner made for 2 sitting side by side; I have a white dress on with no panties, just the way you like. I feel your hand start to R I D E up and down my inner thigh T R Y I N G to get a feel yet, I remain calm. Our waiter comes to take our order and I thought you'd move your hand but no, instead you go up even farther towards my pussy lips that you know are yours. In my mind I can feel your tongue as you get a taste of my sweet nectar juice, H O T SWEET J U I C E. I feel it start to flow out A S your fingers start to glide in and out of my pussy. I hear you say out loud that you have to run to the bathroom, and in the corner of my eye I see you wink at me; it's then that I know you wish for my company. So I wipe my mouth with my napkin and take

Before I Let You Go
I can still remember yesterday We were so in love in a special way And knowing that you love me Made me feel, oh, so right But now i feel lost, Don't know what to do Each and everyday i think of you Holdin' back the tears I'm trying with all my might Because you've gone and left me Standin' all alone And i know i've got to face Tomorrow on my own But baby Before i let you go I want to say i love you I hope that you're listenin' 'coz it's true, baby, oh yeah You'll be forever in my heart And i know that no one else will do So before i let you go I want to say "i love you" I wish that it could be Just like before I know i could've given you So much more Even though you know I've given you all my love I miss your smile, i miss your kiss Each and everyday i reminisce 'coz baby it's you That i'm always dreamin' of Letting love go is never easy But i love you so That's why i set you free I know someday, somehow I'll find a way To

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having

Before
I clicked on the button it would have been better to have thought what i'd put in a blog. Ah well, sat here, in the dark, with glass of wine, grateful for the contact i find here. I'll try and find something to say for the next time. In the meantime, the thoughts I unfold while mine thanks society's contact are told.

Befor I Was Mom
Before I was Mom Before I was Mom I slept as late as I wanted & never worried about how late I got into bed I brushed my hair and teeth everyday. Before I was Mom I cleaned my house each day.I never tripped over toy or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations. Before I was MomI had never been puked onPooped on.Spit on.Chewed on.Peed on.I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.I slept all night. Before I was Mom I never held a screaming child so that doctors could do testsOr give shots.I never looked into teary eyes and cry ed.I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because i didn't want to put it down.I never felt my heart break in to a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.I never knew that I could love someone

Before I Was A Mom
♥ Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ♥ ♥ I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ♥ I never thought about immunizations. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ♥ ♥ Pooped on. ♥ ♥ Chewed on. ♥ ♥ Peed on. ♥ ♥ I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ♥ ♥ I slept all night. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ♥ ♥ Or give shots. ♥ ♥ I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ♥ ♥ I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ♥ ♥ I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ♥ ♥ Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ♥ ♥ I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ♥

Before And After
I have a new photo album that is titled "Before and After" those are some of my Mary Kay customers that are in my model portfolio. Feel free to comment on them if you wish. I never realized how much of a difference the make-up really makes until I looked at the before and after photos. I've always liked makeup and I've always known it is great for enhancing your best features and hiding your not so desirable features. I just never really saw the difference it can make until I saw the photos. With each and every one of my models they are all beautiful women inside and out but it was amazing how much more beautiful they all looked with the makeovers.

"before He Cheats" Carrie Underwood
How true this could be "Before He Cheats" Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name i

Before He Cheats
Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood Right now,,,, he's probably slow dancin with a bleach blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky. Right now,,, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whisky. Right now,,,,,, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin her how to shoot a combo. And he don't know I dug my key in to the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all 4 tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now she's probably up singin some white trash version of Shania karaoke. Right now she's probably sayin I'm drunk and he's thinkin he's gonna get lucky. Right now he's probably dabbin on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo, and he don't know..... That I dug my key in to the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisvi

Before He Cheats (luv This Song, Too!!!)
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat, I took a Louisville slug

Before I Was A Mom....
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having m

Before It Starts!!!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife... "Quick bring me a beer before it starts". She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said "Quick, bring me another beer... it's gonna start". This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer when it was gone, he said... "Quick, bring me another beer before it starts". "That's it!" She blows her top... "You b**tard!! You waltz in here, flop your fat a$$ down, don't even say Hello to me & then expect me to run around like your personal slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook & clean & wash & iron all day long?????" The husband sighed & said... "Oh sh!t, it's started"!!!

Before He Cheats
To all my Girls Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I too

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom- I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom- I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom- I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom- I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom- I didn't know the feeling of having my hea

Before It's Too Late (poem)
All I've ever wanted to be Was someone for another you see. Love without bounds or walls, Someone to catch me through my falls. One who will fight for me no matter the battle. One who you can never rattle. The lady that I'm every breath to. A woman unlike all others, tried and true. When my mind is twisted, she can get me straight. One with great patience if time needs her to wait. A soul as clear and strong as any before. A friend who looks not at my faults as a chore. No matter how uncertain I am. They are as sure as the Hoover Damm. Able to contain such a powerful force. But breathe life from their tamed source. A love for me unrattled and full of fight. A beacon even on my darkest night. I have depths many will never know. I wonder if this woman God can grow. I'm sad and broken as I wait. I hope in my life it won't come too late. Randy Best 3/12/07

Before I Go...
Would you go to my story on literotica.com and rate it for me? I hope you rate it with a FIVE. The rating for it as it stands right now is 4.76 and I would like to see it jump up into the to 100 stories on literotica.com by the time I come back from Oklahoma. Could you do that for me? Thank you so much ... here is the link to the story. http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=300719 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

Before She Cheats Lol My Version(hugs To Those Poor Men Out There Who Suffer At The Hands Of Others Behavior)
Right now she's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond pimp, and she's probably getting frisky. right now she's probably buying him some fruity little drink cause he can't shoot whiskey. right now, she's probably up behind him with a pool-stick, showing him how to shoot a combo and she don't know... I dug my key into the side of her pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into her leather seats. I took a louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires. maybe next time she'll think before she cheats. right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and she's thinking that she's gonna lucky, right now, she's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that french perfume. and she don't know... I dug my key into the side of her pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom... I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom... I slept as late as I wanted And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom... I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom... I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom... I had never been puked on Pooped on Spit on Chewed on Pee'd on Or pinched by tiny fingers Before I was a Mom... I had complete control of my thoughts My body My mind. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom... I never held down a screaming child So that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom... I never held a sleeping baby just because

Before Complaining...think Twice
SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Bed a little lumpy... Toss and turn any... Wish the heat was higher... Maybe the a/c wasn't on... Had to go to the john.. Need a drink of water... Yes.. It is like that! Count your blessings and pray for them Think of them... Protecting your freedom!

Before I Was A Mom!!!!
A good friend of my hubbys and i found this poem and i thought it was cute and fite to a T for us MOM'S!!! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I ne

Before I Was A Mom ! ! ! ! ! !
"? Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. ? ? I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. ? I never thought about immunizations. ? ? Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. ? ? Pooped on. ? ? Chewed on. ? ? Peed on. ? ? I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. ? ? I slept all night. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. ? ? Or give shots. ? ? I never looked into teary eyes and cried. ? ? I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. ? ? I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. ? ? Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. ? ? I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. ? ? I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. ? ? I never knew that I could love someone so much. ? ? I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before The Wedding
Well I am ready to leave for the church in a little bit.I hate functions like this,lol.I will be glad when it's over with altho I would not have missed their Wedding for anything.I will ask you to say a little prayer for them please they so deserve it.I will report back in tonight when I get back,LOL

~before You~
~Before You~ Current mood: sleepy Category: Writing and Poetry I often wonder what was going on in my life before you....... Although i've tried, i can't recall...... Was i happy? Content with my life? Was i searching for meaning every day, as i am now? Each day i wake and can't believe i let you slip through these hands of mine.... At times i feel so damn stupid........ But even i know, that i'm only human....... And sometimes,despite good intentions, i do the wrong thing........ That doesn't stop the ache in my heart, i feel daily for you....... Though i realize you've moved on, and eventually i must do the same... I will always think of you.............. And wonder.......... What your doing this very moment..... Wonder if i ever cross your mind........ As long as i live..... You will live...... In my heart.......... ~Patrice~

Before I Fall...
My heart says we've got something real, Can I trust the way I feel, Cause my hearts been fooled before, Am I just seeing what I want to see, Or could you really be, Someone to have and hold, With all my heart and soul, Someone who stays around, through all my ups and downs, Please give me a reason to believe, Say your the one that you'll always be, It's so hard to give my heart away, but I'd give my everything just to hear you say... Please tell me now, before I fall in love...

Before You, Because Of You
Seeing the world was improbable. Believing in empathy was illogical. Tasting the fruit of Eden was impalatable. Discovering the meaning of life was incomprehensible. Promising someone an eternity was imbecilic. Trusting in undying faith was impractical. Expressing what love is was incommunicable. and imagining giving myself to someone was inhuman. Now, Because of You... I've seen the universe indefinitely. I've experienced emotions which are indescribable. I've found Heaven in your eyes, and it's finally imaginable. I've learned the meaning of life, and it's incensed. I've seen forever... and for you, I am immortal. I've felt hope which is impenetrable. I've whispered love and felt it back, it's inspirational. and...imagining life without you... is impossible.

Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Before He Cheats lyrics Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather

Before The Beginning
WARNING!!! The following words, in the order they are set may cause you think in a way you have never done before which, in turn, may lead your brain to start leaking out of your ears. Do not read this if you are easily confused. Before the beginning. Before (Not the beginning) Before the beginning was nothing and inside this lack of anything was nothing where didn’t dwell the less than slight nothing. During this lack of time nothing never came forward and couldn’t say anything to nothing. This translated into English would be, “I’m bored.” Nothing didn’t reply, “So am I, let’s do something” Ironically meaning just that. This was the non-happening-pre-beginning before the beginning began and thus the universe happened, or more aptly, began to happen and then carried on for some time. “What just happened?” Didn’t say nothing. “I don’t know, something I think.” Didn’t reply nothing. “Do we belong here?” Nothing would have asked had nothing been able. “We never were.” Did

Before
> > Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a > > lullaby. > > > > I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. > > > > I never thought about immunizations. > > > > Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. > > > > Pooped on. > > > > Chewed on. > > > > Peed on. > > > > I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. > > > > I slept all night. > > > > Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could > > do tests. > > > > Or give shots. > > > > I never looked into teary eyes and cried. > > > > I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. > > > > I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. > > > > Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't > > want to put them down. > > > > I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop > > the hurt. > > > > I never knew that something so small could affe

Before The Big Bang
* The Hal Jordan / Parallax entity is defeated before time begins. The Spectre initiates the Big Bang through Damage.(Zero Hour) * Imperiex destroys the previous universe. He is sent back again with Brainiac 13, who helps recreate the Big Bang (Our Worlds at War) * Superman and Waverider leave Doomsday at the end / beginning of time, where history loops over.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to Put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I Couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of h

Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
I like the way she thinks!!! Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather

Before The Dawn - Judas Priest
Before The Dawn Before the dawn, I hear you whisper In your sleep "Don't let the morning take him" Outside the birds begin to call As if to summon up my leaving It's been a lifetime since I found someone Since I found someone who would stay I've waited too long, and now you're leaving Oh please don't take it all away It's been a lifetime since I found someone Since I found someone who would stay I've waited too long, and now you're leaving Oh please don't take it all away Before the dawn, I hear you whisper In your sleep "Don't let the morning take him"

Before We Met
Before we met I was only half alive Then I saw a part of me within the depths of your eyes That first date, we had dinner and shared with one another I had this feeling that I somehow knew you before This body of mine has come to peaks of sensuality You are showing me to make love without restraint For that I will never quite be the same Before we met, making love was just an act Now that you are here I can never look back If we ever do part ways I will forever be grateful to have met you that day

Before U Buy That New Light Bulb???
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55213 WASHINGTON – Brandy Bridges heard the claims of government officials, environmentalists and retailers like Wal-Mart all pushing the idea of replacing incandescent light bulbs with energy-saving and money-saving compact fluorescent lamps. So, last month, the Prospect, Maine, resident went out and bought two dozen CFLs and began installing them in her home. One broke. A month later, her daughter's bedroom remains sealed off with plastic like the site of a hazardous materials accident, while Bridges works on a way to pay off a $2,000 estimate by a company specializing in environmentally sound cleanups of the mercury inside the bulb. With everyone from Al Gore to Wal-Mart to the Environmental Protection Agency promoting CFLs as the greatest thing since, well, the light bulb, consumers have been left in the dark about a problem they will all face eventually – how to get rid of the darn things when they burn out or, worse yet,

Before I Was A Mom!
Before I was a Mom; I made and ate hot meals, I had unstained clothing, I brushed my hair every day, I had quiet conversations on the phone, I slept as late as I wanted and I slept all night long. Before I was a Mom; I cleaned my house each day, I never tripped over toys or forgot lullabies, I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous, I had never been puked on, pooped on, spit on, chewed on, peed on, or pinched by tiny fingers. Before I was a Mom; I never thought about immunizations, I never held a screaming child so the doctors could give shots, I never looked into teary eyes and cried, I never felt my heart break into pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt, I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. Before I was a Mom; I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down, I never sat up late hours of the night watching a baby sleep, I never got up in the middle of the night to make sure everything was okay, I didn't know h

Before. I Tear. My Hair. Off.
Retaliatory strikes for rating images low, ... yadda yadda... ok, that's nothing in the way of things, and sense is always thrown out the window early on, in times, Of Great Enthusiasm and Fun (for one of the groups anyway...) but retaliating against newbies might give pause to anyone not involved in a mob action (which is ... not the case, I know. Anyone know about me that I HATE MOB ACTIONS?) Anyhow. My main point before I blow my top even more completely, having already lost my intended audience in a fit of restraint ;^) - successful sites have "don't bite the newbies" policies and guidelines. (This "rate me 10 or give me death" bit by the way, is not a policy. It is someone's cute idea.) But it comes nowhere close in importance to the importance of taking newcomers in hand and making them Want. To. Come. Back... whether they agree with your cute idea of how the site's rating system should be run, or not. Capice? Capice.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on. Pooped on Chewed on Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside

Before Time Was
Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all-wise, all-pervading, all-powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So They formed energy into gasses into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. And the Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and of the human race, so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth. The Goddess chose the Moon as Her symbol, and the God the Sun as His symbol, to remind th

Be For Me
Be for Me I need you hear, Right next to me, To hold my hand, And help me breath, To be the wall, Around my fortress, And be the answers, In my distress, To help me think, When my thoughts grow dim, To be the answer, I have within, To catch the rain, As it passes by, And to fly away, Live in the sky, Stop the moon, From giving light, And keep a bird from, From taking flight, Be the voice, That's in my head, To make me think, On what IV said, To find the peace, I have to hold, And share the thoughts, I should have told, To count the seconds, Of every day, To remember the moments, That pass away, Be this my love, And I think you'll find, There is no life, Like yours and mine.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on,pooped on, chewed on, peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know th

Before Its Too Late
Why won't you say you love me tell me not to leave? Why won't you say you can't live without me can't bear the thought of not seeing me? To go or stay I do not know do you want me or is it only my fantasy? If there's a chance reach out to me grab me and hold me before it's too late.

Before I Was A Mother....
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I! never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn'

Before I Was A Mom!
Before I was a Mom - I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was a Mom - I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Spit on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom - I never held down a screaming child So that doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom - I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted. And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on, pooped on, spit on, peed on, or pinched by tiny fingers. Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind, my thoughts, my body and all my feelings. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I nev

Before I Forget This Wknd
thanks to all the men and women who have and still r serving this country to make it a better world for us to live in.for the iraq war USA needs to pull troops out and just make the damn place a glass plant.with all the sand a big ass nuke would make it shine for all to see. tc and same going over there all.come home soon to end all the damn bullshit there.

Before Love
So My little secret is, my past two blogs about Jealousy and Rumors..will highly resemble the songs on the album I'm working on... Of course you didn't expect me to give you all the words verbatum did ya? LOL but it's very close..Heck if Carrie Underwood can Carve her name into a leather seat and be a christian artist,then surely I'm aloud to vent as well LOL But really, I have been in the process for two years trying to complete a song.. now titled Before Love! It's a puzzle piece of a women thats been with a man for 8 years and dreams of the good ol days.with him... You know the ones where you do the stuff that happens Before Love. We have all been there.. that feeling you had when you first got together? That time before you said I love you. Any way my friend J. secretly helped drag the melody and some fun stuff to the table.. (he's the only one I let in on my thoughts.. to listen to me sing and put his guitar and keyboard to it) of course i never let anyone eles try..lol but im

Before Its Too Late!
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I didn't go shopping. All the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Before I Cheat
we've been together for 3 years, and now i don't know why but i'm at the saloon with some cheap bar fly not even thinkin bout my pretty lil souped up four wheel drive sittin out in the back of the lot while i think to myself whether i should try now i'm in the restroom dabbin on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo, but i dunno why i'm even gonna try to cheat before i cheat i wish you would have talked to me i wish those nights i wanted to get lucky you would have just givin it to me but now you're diggin your key into the side of my pretty lil suped up four wheel drive carvin your name into my leathers seats takin my louisville slugger to both headlights and slashin a hole in all four tires... i wish you would have talked to me before i cheat we had another lil fight now i'm walkin out the front door thinkin i might just get drink at the store but then i make that left on the old dirt road find that lil bar sittin all alone downin shots of that cuervo when

--before Bed--
Sooo....right now i am just sitting here still getting the hang of this CherryTap site,its not so confusing as i first thought when i first got to the site..lol,yeah so anyways i dont really know what to write,im just about to get ready for bed i guess..starting to get kind of tired,so G'nite everyone:-)until tomorrow. *MWAH*

Before He Cheats Lyrics
Before He Cheats lyrics Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats,

Before I Was Mom
Before I was a Mom - I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been Puked on... Pooped on... Chewed on... Peed on... I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom - I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom - I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I could'nt stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before

Before The Bell 11-28-06: Economic Data, Bernanke Speaking, Market Awaits
Filed under: Before the bell, Wal-Mart (WMT), DaimlerChrysler (DCX), Market matters, Boeing Co (BA), Palm Inc (PALM), Hilton Hotels (HLT)Yesterday, stock markets had one of their worst session in months. The Dow Jones industrial average about 158 point, 1.3%, its biggest one-day decline since mid July. The S&P 500, which hit a six-year high only last week, and the Nasdaq, which also came close to a six-year high last week, dropped 1.4% and 2.2% respectively in their biggest drop since the start of June. The Russel 2000 lost nearly 2.6%. Reasons for yesterday's declines include higher oil prices, a weaker dollar and a cautious outlook from Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (NYSE:WMT) as well as possible concerns about economic data coming today and the rest of the week. This morning, after starting positive, stock futures are now mixed, pointing to a higher start for the S&P 500 and a lower start for the Nasdaq as the market awaits economic readings and comments by Bernanke, the Federal Reserve Chai

Before Time Was........
Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all-wise, all-pervading, all-powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So They formed energy into gasses and gasses into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. And the Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and of the human race, so that we might achieve incarnation upon the Earth. The Goddess chose the Moon as Her symbol, to remind the inhabitants of Earth of their

Before
I Used To Love Her How many years will this clock have to tick How many tears have to fall How many nights must I lie here and wonder If I'm gonna survive this at all Waking up and reaching out for no one Is the hardest part to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her I'm gettin' better at walkin' the floor I'm wearin' holes in my shoes I keep on looking for something I've lost As if I had something to lose [I Used To Love Her - these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] Calling out her name while nobody answers Is the hardest part to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her This endless wall of heartache and pain I can't seem to get over I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her I can't wait for the day when I can finally say I used to love her.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of havi

Before Work For The Night
kay, alot on my mind lately, working on organizing all the thoughts and stories of all the shit thats happened the last few years, mainly with guys, i plan on writing a nice long blog sometime before the end of the week probally on my day off (monday) but i'm not sure, im almost thinking id like to do a video rant instead, though i may come across kinda shy or stupid looking and may not get all of what i wanna say in because i'll get focused on a certain anger point, seems like i get screwd over by alot of men, though i gotta say others were less heartache because though i wanted to belive them after awhile i find out there lies or its too overwhelming whether they are or aren't but i didn't wanna stay and wonder for 2 of the guys but i ended up pushing most these guys outta my life, some of them still hurt me really bad though, scars are still there, still nothing in compared to recent because i didn't love those other guys so even though they hurt me alot it's not quite what i'm goin

Before The Bell 6-18-07: X, Ba, Dis, Msft, Ibm ...
Filed under: Before the bell, Analyst upgrades and downgrades, Microsoft (MSFT), Apple Inc (AAPL), Walt Disney (DIS), International Business Machines (IBM), Nokia Corp. (NOK), Boeing Co (BA), US Airways Group (LCC), U.S. Steel (X)Main market news here.U.S. Steel Corp. (NYSE: X) was downgraded to Reduce from Neutral at UBS. While a bid for the group may already be priced in, UBS doesn't believe any deal is imminent. In addition, the upside on the deal may only be $2-5 per share.Airbus announced today several orders for its airplanes at the start of the Paris Air Show, including some for its A350 XWB, the one meant to compete with Boeing Co.'s (NYSE: BA) 787 Dreamliner. US Airways (NYSE: LCC) said it would order 60 single-aisle aircrafts from the A320 family, another 32 wide-body aircraft and convert an order of 20 A350 to one of 22 A350 XWB. Meanwhile, Qatar Airlines also supported the A350 XWB, ordering 80 of them in a deal worth $16 billion.MarketWatch is examining two differing

Before It's To Late
Just let me love you, hold out your hand, I'm right here beside you, together we'll stand, we can walk through this world, we can have it all, a tomorrow and past, a life to be proud of, I'll always be there, open your arms and heart, my love will never stray, share your life with me girl, Before It's To Late...

Before The Rain
Roses blow sweet through cool night air Tastes like humidity in every sweet drink of breath My eyes meet yours somewhere between lust and love Surrender is a kiss away, so sweet Moments fall like summer rain, First slow and soft then pelting fast Time slips through my hand, the rain No matter how cold won’t cleanse my heart So it runs through my clenched fists Into vanilla grass at my bare feet Lost in the spaces between my toes I take breaths that fall slow like snowflakes Memories drift and billow in a blur of white Blanket that matches my hair so well Cold air tastes dry, sucks water from my lips, Leaves me parched and wanting, old and dried Missing you before the rain

Before The World Wakes
Morning Meditation Just before the coming of the pale rays of dawn, Mother Nature exists in a state of flux. Earth's energy is stable, free of the disordered vibrations that are a by-product of humanity's comings and goings. In these first moments of day, when the sun's golden light is only just peeking over the horizon, our animal mind remains in the land of slumber though we ourselves are awake. Deep sleep has washed away the impurities of existence that accumulated within us, so our mental, physical, and emotional potential is heightened. To meditate in this peaceful yet energetically charged in-between time is to connect with the divine in an extremely intimate fashion. We discover a new kinship with the universal life force during morning meditations because our awareness becomes a mirror for earthly consciousness—we wake as the world wakes, quietly embracing the joy of being and setting the tone for a serene, fulfilling day. In the first glorious glow of morning, the light,

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on. Pooped on, spit on, chewed on, or peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never k

Before You Lie
I think I know what you are about to say, I can see it in your eyes, and on your face. we swore we never would, so while the word's are still unspoken, don't you think you should take a breath, take a moment, take your time, before you LIE, because once you do. Love is different, everything changes between you and I. It just get's earier everytime, you can still change your mind. Before you lie. All I ask of you is honesty. We said that is how this would always be, so be cafeful of what you say. Because it only takes half of the truth to throw it all away. It's up to you, it can go either way. You get to chose which road we take. So take a deep breath, before you lie.....

Befor Bed
My love for you is undieing That is why deep down inside im crying This love I feel is so true It runs through me through and through Fate has given us another chance We must make this true and last We complet each other in such away That in my heart i will never stay In the hopes I may wake to see your smileing face another day.

Before You
Before you, I was nothing, No one, A non-entity, A nothingness; Now, I am Your shape, Your shadow, Your servant, Yourself Recreated In another form, Another set of eyes, Another set of ears, Another set of hands, Another mouth--- I am What you want me to be, Anything and anyone Your kisses, Whispers, Caresses, Stokes, And whims Make me be, Moment by moment Every day: You make me Me.

Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance will you serenade my senses... come spill your truth upon me- Give me provocative words to tease my ears, indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion... The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue, so soothe me Submerge me in your music before we dance again...

Before Time Was
Before Time Was -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before time was, there was The One; The One was all, and all was The One. And the vast expanse known as the universe was The One, all wise, all pervading, all powerful, eternally changing. And space moved. The One molded energy into twin forms, equal but opposite, fashioning the Goddess and God from The One and of The One. The Goddess and God stretched and gave thanks to The One, but darkness surrounded them. They were alone, solitary save for The One. So they formed energy into gases and gases into suns and planets and moons; They sprinkled the universe with whirling globes and so all was given shape by the hands of the Goddess and God. Light arose and the sky was illuminated by a billion suns. The Goddess and God, satisfied by their works, rejoiced and loved, and were one. From their union sprang the seeds of all life, and the human race so that w

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Before.........
Before I go, please let me say I love you and wish I could stay In little time, I’m sure I’ll learn To count the hours ‘til I return Our lives, connected at the heart Were never meant to be apart Life marches on and work does too But, one day, I’ll take care of you. I see a time, years down the road When you will have the love you’re owed With thinning hair of white or gray On the porch swing, our hearts will sway You’ll hold the door; I’ll hold your hand And life will be the way we planned Two souls in love at dawn and eve Without the need to ever leave. Right now, I must head on my own And let the future set the tone Never have doubt, you’re on my mind You are the best friend I could find You are my life, my soul, my breath I will love you, until my death But, for today, I’ll say goodbye I’ll see you when the moon is high

Before He Left
Before He Left by itsumo © With the curtains closed, I sat down beside him on the bed. He was lying on his back naked. I was topless. He opened his eyes slightly and placed a hand on my breast. His fingers played with my nipple. I love the lazy gleam in his eyes when he did that, slowly tugging on the taut flesh. Already, my pussy was tingling and I started to straddle him on the bed. But he moved us to the mattress on the floor. We kissed, then I pressed my hand to his cock. I love his cock. Sometimes, it has a smell of a baby and is smooth and velvety when he is half aroused like this. I love sucking him when he has the baby smell. I love filling my mouth with his flesh and rubbing it all over my face wantonly. I love it and I know that he loves it even more. He played with me mercilessly as I sucked him. He rubbed my ass and smack them every now and then as he laid back to enjoy my mouth. I moaned. I like the sting of his palm against my ass cheeks. It felt deliciously na

Before You Make A Wish
Lying in a sleeping bag, above some sticky grass, you count the shinning stars as endless minutes pass. They form alot of pictures, a boat,a horse, some fish, waiting for a star to fall wondering what youll wish. Would you wish for something nice like love or even more? Or would you wish for something mean like Death or hate or war? Think hard before you make a wish and its consequences too. You never know till its to late your wish just may come true.

Before I Forget - Slipknot
Go!!!! Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm Catastrophic, not again I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me upon all your sordid little indiscretions, I've got no time to lose, I'm just been caught up in all the cattle Fray the strings Throw the shapes Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT! I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up in all the battles Locked in clutch Pushed in place Hold your breath Listen! I am a worm before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FOR

Before I Was A Mommy
Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Drooled on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin. I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom

Before The Light .
It is 6:30 in the morning .....i am awake and my mind is full . These past few days in my life i have been given a great gift. The gift of reassurance , My reassurance ? .....that there are still men in this world that feel and think with their hearts at the same time . So many men i have met along my journey in this life , yet so few that can capture my spirit and snatch a glimpse of my heart . It is a rare moment in any life when this amazing miracle happens ! This is the begining ....the time that will define what happens in the entire relationship . First impression ! What do i want this other soul to remember about me when thier time on earth is about to end ? I want to be so careful .....the heart is a fraigle creation of Gods art ! Do i really dare to think i could take care of this precious gift ? Some might think i am too deep in thought and rush to judge what they do not understand . Yet it is words from my heart that i dare to bare ...and they think me strange or bazzar ? Y

Before It's Over...
I feel like I'm floating Alone in space No strings to bind me I'm lost in this place In this uncertainty The one thing I thought I could count on Dosent seem to be here I feel I care too much And wonder Is it really me at all? This dark cloud hanging Black and waiting I think something has changed But not sure what I can't get what I need I hate myself for wanting Hating him for not giving A woman, he says he loves Feeling like only a girl Who sleeps in his bed I know he loves me But I cant see it I feel strained, drained Grasping for air Stumbling No hands to help me My heart breaks At just his sight It hurts to see And not touch I ache to feel him His lips on my mouth His words in my ear I crave to hear him say “I love you I want you You’re beautiful You make me happy I want you I need you I’d die for you I love you I love you I love you.” I feel like a child Trying so hard To gain attention What am I doing wrong? Why cant he love me?

Before Marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE HE: YES. AT LAST. IT WAS SO HARD TO WAIT SHE: DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? HE: NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SHE: DO YOU LOVE ME? HE: OF COURSE! OVER AND OVER! SHE: HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME? HE: NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING? SHE: WILL YOU KISS ME? HE: EVERY CHANCE I GET SHE: WILL YOU HIT ME? HE: ARE YOU CRAZY! I’M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON! SHE: CAN I TRUST YOU? HE: YES SHE: DARLING! AFTER MARRIAGE (READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP)

Before I Was A Mom.
> Before I was a Mom > > I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a > lullaby. > > I didn't worry whether or not my plants were > poisonous. > > I never thought about immunizations. > > Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. > > Pooped on. > > Chewed on. > > Peed on. > > I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. > > I slept all night. > > Before I was a Mom > > I never held down a screaming child so doctors could > do tests. > > Or give shots. > > I never looked into teary eyes and cried. > > I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. > > I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby > sleep. > > Before I was a Mom > > I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't > want to put him > down. > > I never felt my heart break into a million pieces > when I couldn't stop > the hurt. > > I never knew that something so small could affect my > life so much. > > I never knew that I

Before The Revolution
I remember this colored girl who used to work at White Castle she was a colored girl, alright curse you out if you called her black she was fine as any woman I'd ever seen an ivory fox in those days at school ev'body's schedule was filled with lunch it seemed stupid to go to class when you'd school in the streets all night long at home, we'd stop to see when a colored was on t.v

Before The Storm A
Before The Storm by Ann Douglas The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by Marvel Comics. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. Part One Lifting her head, looking once more at her surroundings, Madeline Joyce could almost imagine she was in a movie. One of those horror films put out by Universal Studios, but a movie nevertheless. Unfortunately, the reality of her situation was all too real and more terrifying that any Hollywood screenwriter could've imagined. The medieval castle she was trapped in wasn't on some studio back lot, but deep in the heart of National Socialist Germany. Nor was it Boris Karloff or Bela Lugosi that roamed the walls of the ancient edifice, but members of the Super-Axis as well as a r

Before The Storm B
Before The Storm Captain America paused a moment as he looked around the table at each of the Invaders, giving them the chance to add anything if they wanted. As meetings went, this one had gone pretty well, considering that with the divergent personalities involved, many gatherings turned into arguments. "I have a question," Namor said, the tone of his voice showing that he was obviously angry at something. "Fire away, Namor," the blond haired leader said, wondering what might've set off the volatile amphibian this time. "I would like to know how long we are going to let ourselves be subjected to the ridicule of the so-called press," Namor said, obviously making reference to something he had read in the newspaper in his hand. "I wasn't aware that we were being ridiculed," the Captain replied, thinking that Namor often took umbrage at things that no one else gave a second thought to. "I find that surprising as you are one of the two parties that

Before The Storm C
Before The Storm "Of course," Jacqueline laughed as well. Watching the interplay between the two, Madeline was sure that in school at least, Jacqueline and Penelope had been much more than just roommates. "I do hope that you will be joining us for dinner," the Club Mistress said. "As you can see, we have a full house tonight, but I'm sure that we can make room for two more." "Actually, there is something I'd like to talk to you about," Jacqueline said in a low tone. "In private." she added. "Of course, Jacqueline," Penelope replied as she indicated a small alcove off the main room. Telling Madeline she would be right back, Jacqueline left her to make small talk with some of the other guests and followed her old friend into the niche. Madeline watched her until she passed out of sight, then accepted a glass of wine from one of the serving girls and began to listen to a discussion going on among a group of women. "Now what can I do for my mos

Before I Went To Bed Tonight
Before i went to bed tonight i just had to let you know that my love is strong and will always continue to grow Before i went to bed tonight i thought that you should hear that every moment we spend together i hold each second dear Before i went to bed tonight i had you on my mind i thought of sweet things you've done for me things that are from the heart i hope this letter makes you happy if only for awhile But i gladly write a million just to see you smile i know this sounds crazy just like i lost my head But i had to let you know Before i went to bed

Before Mornings Light
Before Mornings Light If I die before mornings light, You should know you are not right. All the things you thought you knew Is so far from the truth. Did I lie, did I cheat? No way, I am here to say You don't want to see the truth, So now you see I am ready To say good-bye! Right now death looks better, Then the pain of life. So I now must say good-night, If I die before mornings light....

Before There Was Me
Time has passed me by like I’m the nothing. Again I’m brought into the situation where my mind is forced to shout painfully against my tortured heart. It’s only the dark night with company of soft city-light dancing above my black thick hair. Where the air is cool and transmitting people’s feeling with variants emotions. Just imagine they’re dancing, tossing, prancing around in form of tiny vibes, trying to get in every little head on earth. The Sweet Lord has planned it so perfectly so that we can't see them vividly, yes, it is so perfect. Every being I know and called themselves human, are so proud of this weird intense sizzling stuff inside them. Its like touches but never felt, its like pain but more harmful, its like love but much more sweeter, its like universe but much more smaller. I called it: emotions. Since the first day a baby was born and bought into this world, he knows what emotions are. He just cannot say it due to unskilled biological form. After intense training

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom - I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom - I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom - I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outsid

Before He Cheats By Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood Song Lyrics Before He Cheats Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my na

Before Love, That Jolting Lilt
Before love, that jolting lilt East of roses, in perturbed darkness, Missing the eternal circumstance, Yearning still, again, for that exploratory tilt … Vainly would I fly into your heart Afire, burning, consumed, expended. Love is not an ending; nor does it end Easily: becomes pith, becomes seed, starts Needing, kneading, mid-desperation, The long climb out of loneliness, turning In hope, in anguish, in foolish expectation. No two are joined except in painful learning: Each frightened lesion closed for restoration.

Before You, I Was Just Hanging Out
Before you, I was just hanging out. My days were all hubbub, no beauty. Boredom seemed what life was all about. Excitement meant going to a movie. Then I fell in love with you; my mall Opened to a sudden rush of sky; Trees turned into happiness; and all The things I had forgotten made me cry. The loves that fasten one to life grew strong: You, the thought of seeing you, your touch, My love for those I'd loved my whole life long, Knowing, but not feeling it too much. You brought my life to life, my love to flower; Now love me well, and through me taste your power.

Before The Lounge Changed I Had Over 100 Members Since Then Well Look Around Makes Me Wonder
WE ARE SAFE IN OUR HOMES ROOF OVER OUR HEADS HOMECOOKED MEALS RUNNING WATER BEDS TO SLEEP IN AND OUR MILITARY SLEEPS ON DIRT FLOORS , IN TENTS IN THE RAIN , FOOD FAIR , AND ITS THIS IM DOIN THE BULLITEN " MY LOUNGE IF ANYONE WOULD LOOK " ITS JUST ABOUT THAT .SO , GO TO THE 1,000 PLUS LOUNGES WHATEVER BECAUSE MY HEART IS HERE IN MY LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS IM A NAVY MOM . Music Video:AMERICAN SOLDIER (by Toby Keith)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. " IM NOT COMPETEING WITH NO ONE AND THIS LOUNGE IS MY BABY AN

Before You Drink, Stop And Think.
Before You Drink, Stop And Think. I’VE SEEN ALCOHOL AND THE DAMAGE IT’S DONE. DRINKING HAS HAD AN EFFECT ON EVERYONE. ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT THE LOCAL BAR. NO DESIGNATED DRIVER TO DRIVE A CAR ANOTHER VEHICLE WITH AN IMPAIRED DRIVER ON THE ROAD THE PRICE WE PAY IS A HEAVY LOAD THE PRICE OF A DRINK COMES AT AN EXPENSIVE COST FAR TOO MANY INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST. IS IT WORTH IT, IS IT FUN, FOR A DRINK TO HURT ANYONE? AS THE HOLIDAYS ROLL AROUND, STOP AND THINK. DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO DRIVE WHEN, YOU DRINK? DRINKING AND DRIVING ISN’T FUN, IT ISN’T COOL A DUI ARREST WILL MAKE YOU APPEAR A FOOL SO IF, THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, DRINKING’S A MUST HAVE A D.D. CALL A TAXI OR TAKE THE BUS. PLEASE, MAKE IT THRU THIS HOLIDAY ALIVE. GIVE UP YOUR KEYS, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. Chris

"before He Cheats"--carrie Underwood
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugge

Before You Meet With God
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?" The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" "I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?" "About two minutes ago," came the reply.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the

Before I Sleep
It bothers me not talking to you at night helps me to sleep makes everything alright so hard to be without you, your so far away always thinking about you every single day i love you so much, more then you know the hardest thing ive ever done was have to go last time i saw you we had tears in our eyes and i was the reason we both cried i reminisce now and remember the past tears flood my eyes and i pray that we last we're so much in love distance is a killer im going to iraq this only gets realer distance is a test to see if our bond holds im confident it will until we get old so much to say but so little time i wish forever i could hold you and call you mine hearing your voice brings comfort to my heart knowing that distance cant keep us apart at the same time distance kills me inside i wanna release all my feelings but they just hide you cant begin to understand the feelings you inspire your my motivation, your my desire i cant even imagine what our futures beh

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having m

Before And After
Since I fell in love with you, I can actually divide my life into a "before" and "after." Before I met you, my life was good. You know... doing my job, setting goals, enjoying friends, having fun on the weekends. But after I met you, my life was totally changed. Totally "enhanced" might be a better word. I had no idea anyone could have such an impact on my routine, on my thoughts, on my feelings. Now the things I used to enjoy aren't as much fun if you're not with me. Now I can spend half the day just thinking of your voice, your smile, our last kiss.' At the risk of sounding like a kid with a crush, I have to tell you that I'm not just in love with you, I"m absolutely crazy about you. You're the most wonderful person who's ever walked into my heart. and the "after" part of my life can only keep getting better with you.

Before We Have Sex! Could You Sign This?
The Booty Call Agreement This booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between _______THATGUYROBB________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Booty Call Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). ****This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it

Before He Died...
When Gus was in the Hospice dying, he told me "I'm not afraid to die, I'm just afraid of losing you." I told him "you can never lose me, we are part of each other." Then he said that after he died, he would find the body of a younger man, with a bigger cock (his words) who was in ICU with a brain injury. As soon as the family is told this young man would never wake again, he would wake-up, but it wouldn't be that young man anymore, it would be my Gus! And then, he would come and find me. I'm still waiting Ug!

Before You Message Me Please Read
WHAT IS IT THAT PEOPLE DONT FUCKING GET ABOUT THE WORD NO? I don't know how to make this any plainer. I am not on here looking to fuck. I don't need more dick or pussy for that matter, I have more than I need now. If I say NO that is just what it means, so stop trying to reword the same old question. I'm 28 and Bisexual, there isnt a pickup line I haven't heard before. And for people who seem to be confuse bi dose not mean 3some waiting to happend or done does the fact that a BBW mean easy sex...So if you want to get to know me all cool...want rate me to rate you for the points once again all cool, if you are looking for one nighters or shit like that then keep stepping. Kream PS...BEFORE YOU ASK RULES TO SEEING MY NSFW PHOTOS I KNOW YOU REAL LIFE, U HAVE PROVEN TO BE A GOOD FREIND ON HERE, BUY BLAST OR VIP FOR ME..not whoreing just the way it is...my photos are hot and demand to be looked at by those that show how much they want to see them

Before Leaving Me A Comment - Read This Please.
Okay. So I woke up this morning to a rather, inappropriate comment on my page. If I wanted to see a cock on my page, I'd put it on my page myself. By putting it on my page - you put ME at risk of losing my page - and yourself as well. The following comment types will be deleted: 1)anything that is 100% NSFW. I don't mind clevage and lingerie and stuff like that - but if you have your dick or your twat on my comment page - Its getting deleted. 2)Anything that has music or sounds. Videos are OKAY - as long as they do NOT auto start. 3)Anything promoting yourself (or a friend) in a contest. I will help you with contests & giveaways - but NOT if you leave it on my comments page. Thats what they make bulletins for. 4)Anyone promoting their lounge. If I wanted to join your lounge, I would have clicked it myself. I really am NOT a lounge person. I am really sorry for sounding like a bitch - But ya know....How would I have explained that if someone had been sitting her

Before The Song Ends
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go round Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground Ever followed a butterflies erractic flight Or gazed at the sun into the fading night You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last Do you run through each day on the fly When you ask "how are you?" Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores running through your head You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last Ever told a child we'll do it tomorrow And in your haste, not seen his sorrow Ever lost touch Let a good friendship die Because you never had the time to call and say "hi" You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there When you worry and hurry through your day

Before You Join A Wiccan Or Pagan Coven
You’ve found the coven that you think is right for you – in fact, they’re PERFECT!! -- and they’ve asked you to join. So now what do you do? Before you say yes, ask yourself the following: Can I fulfill the time commitment required of me? The coven may have some obligations that its members are expected to fulfill. Can you show up on time and prepared for meetings? Do you have the time and energy to devote to studying, reading, and learning whatever requirements are set for members? If your coven meets every Saturday, but that's the day your kids have soccer games, will you be forced to make a choice between your coven and your family? If you can't devote the required amount of time to this coven, it may not be wise to join just yet. Can I follow the coven’s rules? In many traditions, the secrets of the coven are oathbound and initiatory -- which means you can't go home and blab to your spouse about all the stuff you did in ritual. It's also not uncommon for a coven to requir

Before Its Too Late
I wondered through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who yo

Before I Was A Mommy
Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom I slept as late as I wanted. And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on, pooped on, spit on, peed on, or pinched by tiny fingers. Before I was a Mom I had complete control of my mind, my thoughts, my body and all my feelings. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I neve

Before He Cheats
Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp and she's probably gettin frisky Right now he's probably byin' her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin' her how to shoot a combo And He don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now she's robably sayin "I'm drunk" and he's a thinkin that he's gonna get lucky Right now he's probably dabbin on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo Oh and he don't know that... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights Slashed a h

Before You Say Your Life Sucks Think Of The Life That Truelly Sucks
SLOW SUICIDE!!!!! This is a semi biography Of what is happening to me Burning the candles at both ends Self destructing with fair weathered friends I don't have any more wax to burn And now I am sick, when will I learn? I smoke, I drink, I survive on an hours sleep But my soul silently weeps Doc said I'm killing myself Should be taking better care of my health I told him I am on a slow suicide And my soul and heart has already died I have no safety net And I have no regret I have free will I know what I do will kill Don't care Beware But I am not as young as I once was And I use the excuse 'because….' I just need a larger candle to use To burn and abuse I know it's taking its toll But I'm just out of control Don't worry Doc I took your advice I've found a new vice Don't worry about me I've given up the ecstasy Now that my health is damaged And my body ravished Fcuk self pride! My slow suicide! C

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.

Before I Was A Mom!!
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special

Before And After Marriage
Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I’m suffocating. Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month. Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before - Ricky & Lucy. After - Fred & Ethel. Before - Saturday Night Live. After - Monday Night Football. Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done… Before - Don’t Stop. After - Don’t Start. Before - The Sound of Music. After - The Sound of Silence. Before - Is that all you are eating? After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey. Before - Wheel of Fortune. After - Jeopardy. Before - It’s like living a dream. After - It’s a nightmare. Before - $60/dozen. After - $1.50/stem. Before - Turbocharged. After - Needs a jump-start Before - We agree on everything! After - Doesn’t she have a mind of her own? Before - Victoria’s Secret. A

Before You Judge Me Watch Them All
BEFORE YOU AUTOMATICALLY JUDGE ME...TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF. OPEN YOUR MIND FOR A MINUTE AND THINK FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU CANT EVEN HOLD A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME. IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN WILLING TO THINK ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. I AM WILLING TO THINK FOR MYSELF. Proving that Jesus is imaginary Proving that the Pope has never read the Bible Proving that God's Plan is impossible The best optical illusion in the world! 10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer How do we know that Christians are delusional? Proving that the Bible is repulsive Proving that prayer is superstition Proving that nobody can get into heaven

Before You Add, Read Me!
(If you are already a friend, please ignore.) Since I've joined Fubar, I have made some observations. If you fit into any of these categories then it's safe to say your friend request will be denied. 1.)IF...send a blank friend request. What's so special about you? READ MY DAMN PROFILE! 2.)IF.... you are a woman and you feel that it's okay to be proud to call yourself a C*NT, SLAVE, SLUT, WHORE, Etc. Have some self respect, Ladies! You're not doing feminism any good, and you're disrespecting women who fought for you to be recognized as something other then PROPERTY. 3. IF.... you are male and you are unable to conduct yourself in an appropriate manner. I am MARRIED, and NOT looking to hook up, cyber or webcam. You ask me and I WILL block you, end of story. 4.)IF.... you have no concept of what "Pin Up" really is. My "Pin Ups" are not PORNOGRAPHY, so and if you don't get that concept, then don't assume you know anything about me or my chosen hobby. 5.)IF.... you are

Be For Real ,,
if you are going to read this you may not like it.. there are people on here that play dumbass drama games. it is so pathetic and i can't keep my mouth shut about it anymore. first dont even try and use me to get someone else jealous,, it wont work, i dont play drama and jealousy is just that drama. please do not put me down or have little hissy fits because i dont agree with you, we are all different and have our own opinions,, hello we are talking about being adults here,, aren't we? please don't give me shit about someone or something and then go and do the same thing that you just gave me shit about. omg,,that is just so fake and it shows me what kind of person you are. i am not one to care about points , ratings , levels or fubar money,, i am here to meet people and i have met a few i am not stupid and i am not sneaky,, if you keep coming on my page over and over without a comment or rating i dont care but dont sit there and one, think that i dont know what you are doing a

Before I Knew It
Watching how you grew on me amazed me, Just looking back at how things used to be, I often wonder if I am in a dream, That we could be on the same team, The way we connect is like no other, Like you were my sister or mother, You care for me in ways I never imagine, In new ways of form and fashion, I pinch myself to check if I am awake, Cause this love I couldn't make, I really do want to be with you, Cause I really do love you.

Before He Left For War And Hurt Me...wrote On 1/28/08
DAMN I MISS HIM... WHY CANT HE BE HERE? WHY IS HE SO FAR AWAY WHEN I WANT HIM NEAR? WILL I GET TO SEE HIM SOON? DOES HE KNOW THAT I WOULD FLY TO THE MOON IF I WAS JUST ABLE TO HOLD HIM? I LOVE HIM AND MISS HIM SO VERY VERY MUCH DAMN I MISS HIS LAUGHTER AND I MISS HIS TOUCH I MISS THE WAY HE WOULD HOLD ME WHEN I WAS FEELING SAD I MISS HIS LOVING WORDS I MISS THE WAY HIS VOICE WOULD BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY I MISS HIM SO DAMN MUCH IT'S EVEN HARD TO SAY I WISH THAT HE WAS HERE WITH ME NOW MAKING ME NOT FEEL SO SAD I WISH THAT HE COULD HOLD ME AT NIGHT WHEN THE TEARS HIT MY PILLOW I WISH THAT HE KNEW HOW MUCH I MISSED HIM I TRY TO BE STRONG I KNOW ONE DAY I WILL BE IN HIS STRONG LOVING ARMS BUT I WANT HIM NOW DAMN HOW I MISS HIM I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH I WOULD DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW JUST TO FEEL HIS LOVING GENTAL TOUCH I LOVE HIM AND I WANT HIM HERE NOW..... BUT NO THAT DAY WONT COME YET NOT FOR AWHILE IT SEEMS SO I HAV

"before You"
Before you, my heart was cold. Before you, this world grew old. Before you, I felt so very alone. Before you, this love, I'd never knowen. After you, my heart felt pain.. Just to feel your touch again. After you, this world was bitter.. I was all alone, with no safe corner. After you, I knew I'd never love again.. Knowing the love you gave to me, I couldn't handle that kind of pain. After you, I was more alone than before.. I realized that I needed you more and more. Since you, my heart has been filled with desire.. Since you, I can set this world on fire... Since you, I remember I was never alone. Since you, I know this love has always growen. I love you my angel, more than you know.. Your voice, your eyes, your kiss, your touch.. And the beauty of this is, I know you love me just as much. This time, I don't plan on letting you go.. There will never be another That will ever love eachother so. I love you my angel..

Be For Me....
Be my blanket tonight. I need your soft weight lowered onto me covering me warming me Be my wine tonight. I want to become lost in the intoxication your touch brings your kiss carries Be my peace tonight. softly as the morning mist rises off a spring lake tranquilize me soothe me Be my song tonight. let whispers, moans and laughter carve the candlelit night exhilarating stimulating Be my lover tonight, Oh, be my lover. Unknown

Before He Cheats!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD LYRICS "Before He Cheats" Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name i

Before You Quit Today....
YOU make ME better!! But baby you, you make me better. You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better [verse] You plus me, it equals better math Your boy a good look but she my better half I`m already bossing, already flossing But why have the cake if it ain`t got the sweet frosting? (ya ya ya ya) keeping me on my A-game (wha wha wha wha) without having the same names (they they they they they) they may flame -- (buh buh buh buh) but shorty we burn it up The sag in my swag. pep in my step Daddy do the gucci Mami intercepts Guess it's a "G" thinq.. Whenever we swing, ima need lorretta scott if im gunna be king. [chorus] I'ma movement by myself But i`ma force when we're together Mami im Good all by myself But baby you, you make me better. You make me better You make me better You make me better You make me better Y

Before It Starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

Before I Was A Mom..left For Me By My Friend...broken Hearted
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunization. Before I was a Mom, I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom, I didn't know the feeling of having my heart out

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunization. Before I was a Mom, I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom, I didn't know the feeling of having my heart

~~ Before You ~~
****************Before You********************* Before you, I was just hanging out. My days were all colorless, no beauty. Boredom seemed what life was all about. Excitement meant going to a movie. Then I fell in love with you; my world Opened to a sudden rush of sky; Trees turned into happiness; and all The things I had forgotten made me cry. The loves that fasten one to life grew strong: You, the thought of seeing you, your touch, your smell, your look, your voice, your taste..... My love for those I'd loved my whole life long, Knowing, but not feeling it too much. You brought my life to life, my love to flower; Now love me well, and through me taste your power Peace.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom, I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom, I didn't know the feeling

Before The Devil Knows Your Dead
Andy(Philip Seymour Hoffman)and Hank(Ethan Hawke) are two typical brothers. Andy has the image of a successful businessman, beautiful wife, money. And Hank is the brother that just falls short of measuring up. Hank has a ball breaking ex wife, is behind on child support, and has a little girl that the mom is slowly turning against him. And he's always broke. Andy has a beautiful wife (Marissa Tomei), a good job (real estate), and a drug problem. Put it together, and they need cash. So Andy decides they need to rob a jewelry store. Their parents store. They rob it, the insurance reimburses the parents, Andy and Hank get out of their financial straits, and all is good. So Andy gets Hank to help, who in turn gets a guy he knows to actually do it. But circumstances happen, and it all goes to hell. Philip Seymour Hoffman is incredible as Andy. He has the character dead on. He even has a gratuitous nude scene for the ladies, right off the bat. Lucky ladies. Ethan Hawke is gre

Before You Make Love
1. Take off all of your clothes, alone and in the bathroom. Stare at your nipples. Call yourself “Beautiful” and see what happens. Touch your thatch of pubic hair, your stretch marks, and your round belly. Call yourself “Ugly” and watch what happens. Pretend you’re on a trampoline and you just won the lottery. Touch the mirror like it’s a window and your lover is just an unlatching of a lock away. Pinch your thighs and turn around. Bend over and try to kiss your kneecaps. Ask yourself when was the last time you touched silk. Look at your eyelids. They’re drawbridges, you know. 2. If you can lick fish bones, then you can take a lover. For a moment, pretend that you are going to be alone for the rest of your life. Then buy expensive paints and color your walls orange and not go insane. If you can go outside and see a roadkill as a sign from God then you are ready to take a lover. If you can see that euthanasia is a beautiful name for a pet then you are ready to take a

Before You Go
A Tribute and Thank You to Our Aging Veterans Deciated to the Veterans of WWII & The Korean War who helped preserve that victory. http://www.managedmusic.com/php/BYGIndex.php?page=playBYG My Daddy (a WWII Veteran) with his sister, Bob Doyle, and my Dad's niece and niece n law.

Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance Will you serenade my senses Come spill your truth upon me Give me provocative words to tease my ears Indulge my thirsty lips with the substance of your passion The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue So soothe me Submerge me in your music Before we dance again

Before I Forget
Before I Forget lyrics Go! Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm Catastrophic, not again I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's insane Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections, I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the strings Throw the shapes Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT! I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles Locked in clutch Pushed in place Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before

Before I Was A Mom...
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom I didn't know the feeling of having my he

Before You Pm Me Codes, Please Read....
IMPORTANT NOTICE! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOUR TRYING TO SEND ME CORRECT CODES! I CAN ONLY VERIFY SO MANY CODES EACH DAY & FOR EACH INCORRECT CODE I GET THAT'S ONE LESS CODE I CAN VERIFY. THAT MEANS IT WILL TAKE LONGER TO GET THROUGH ALL THE SENT CODES, WHICH WILL MAKE IT LONGER FOR EVERYONE TO GET THEIR FU-BUCKS. WITH THAT SAID, I CAN UNDERSTAND HAVING 1 OR 2 CODES IN A BUNCH INCORRECT. BUT WHEN SOMEONE SEND 21 CODES & 17 OR THEM ARE EITHER ALREADY USED OR INVALID, IT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY! BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY. SO TRYING TO BE THE BETTER PERSON I SAID, "Well the good news is that there was 4 valid codes. The bad news is the rest for the weren't. For the invalid ones, have her recheck & resubmit. Normally I would spewing anger right about now for wasting a good two days punching in all these bad codes. But I'll leave it to you to kick your daughter's ass for me. Tootles." THIS WAS THE RESPONSE I GOT FROM T

~before You~ A Poem Ben Found Online But Gave To Me!
Before you, I was just hanging out. My days were all hubbub, no beauty. Bordem seemed what life was all about. Excitement meant going to a movie. Then I feel in love with you; my mall opened to a sudden rush of sky,trees turned into happiness; and all the things I had forgotten made me cry. The loves that fasten one to life grew strong; you, the thought for seeing you, your touch, my love for those i'd loved my whole life long, knowing, but not feeling it too much. You brought my life to life, my love a flower, now love me well, and through me taste your power. Thank you Ben aka Duck!

Before You Vote In November/youth Political Apathy
Before you vote for the president/vice president of the U.S. on November 4th this year, please take the time to actually learn each candidates' stance on issues important to you. If you go to OnTheIssues, you can look at both national and local candidates and what they have to say about topics such as Foreign Policy, Gun Control, Budget & Economy, Education, Homeland Security, Crime, Government Reform, Health Care, War & Peace, Drugs, Tax Reform, Abortion, Free Trade, Civil Rights, Social Security, Families & Children, Immigration, Jobs, Welfare & Poverty, Corporations, Energy & Oil, Environment, Technology & Infrastructure, and Principles & Values. OnTheIssues mission is to provide non-partisan information for voters in the Presidential election, so that votes can be based on issues rather than on personalities and popularity. The reason I posted this on my blog is because I'm tired of hearing people in my age group say that they don't care about politics or that they'll vote for w

Before My Surgery By Tequila Gurl
We have a wonderful lady and friend having surgery tomorrow let her know we are thinking of her and will be during this difficult time. Let her know we will miss her and that we thank her for being our friend and wish her a fast well recovery. vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**

Before It's Too Late-goo Goo Dolls
I wonder through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late We'll run til we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late We'll run til we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late We'll run til we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And hold on before its too late We'll run til we leave this beh

Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood
Before He Cheats-Carrie Underwood Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp And she's probably getting frisky Right now, He's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, He's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing Her how to shoot a combo And he don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, She's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, She's probably saying I'm drunk and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, He's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo Oh, and he don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive

Before You Christmas Shop......
BE CAREFUL When BUYING GIFT CARDS this holiday. It would be better to give cash or a present. Here's why. Stores across America are being scheduled to close after the Christmas season due to economic difficulties and bankruptcy. If the store closes, the gift cards would be no good. Here are some of the announced closings. Of course these companies would love you to give them money for a gift card that would be no good later on. Perhaps some home made jam or a $5 bill would be safer, since once a store declares bankruptcy they don't have to honor their gift cards. Better yet, give the gift of food storage. STORE CLOSINGS AND LAYOFFS: By the end of Dec. 2008 as announced Circuit City Filed Bankruptcy, they promised to keep all stores open for the holiday season, but afterwards, they plan on closing 155 stores nationwide. Ann Taylor closing 117 stores nationwide. A company spokeswoman said the company hasn't revealed which stores will be shut down. It will let the stores th

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom. I didn't know the feeling of having my hear

Before We Dance
Forgotten voice of soulful romance Will you serenade my senses Come spill your truth upon me Give me provocative words to tease my ears Indulge my thirsty lips with the substance Of your passion The melody I seek is your lyrical tongue So soothe me Submerge me in your words Before we dance again

Before You
BEFORE YOU Thinking back to better days When the sun still showed its rays Before my heart knew angry pain Before the rain, before the rain Before the SCREAMS, before the tears In better years I had no fears Before the hate, before the lies Before despise and angry eyes Before the heartaches of tomorrow Before my soul was filled with sorrow Before my heart grew black and cold When it was gold, before the mold Thinking back to better days Before we went our separate ways Before the shadows turned me blue When you knew me, and I knew you Poem by Tammy C.

Before You Let Me Go
is there someone to hold you? is someone there to comfort you? i wish i could tell you how i feel. before you go away. can i have one more night to tell you how i feel? if it takes my whole damn life i will wait for you. is there someone there to cuddle with you? is there someone to take your pain away? i put my life towards something. i will somehow tell you how i feel about you. i want to be that guy to hold you. i want to be that guy to take your pain away. before you let me go away. can i show you how i feel? i wish i see a falling star. i would wish that i can tell you how i feel. i wish i was the shoulder you would cry on. i needed you to know that i won't change my feelings towards you. is there someone to hold you? is there someone to comfort you? before you let me go away. can you let me tell you how much i love you? i wish i was the one you would give your heart too. i would hold it gently. i would never crush your heart.

Before I Was A Mom
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations Before I was a Mom, I had never been puked on, pooped on, chewed on, peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a

Before You Think To Buy Or Lease A New Car... Please Read.
Ford, Chrysler and GM's contributions after 9/11 'CNN Headline News did a short news listing regarding Ford and GM's contributions to the relief and recovery efforts in New York and Washington. The findings are as follows..... 1. Ford- $10 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number plus 10 Excursions to NY Fire Dept. The company also offered ER response team services and office space to displaced government employees. 2. GM- $10 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number and a fleet of vans, suv's, and trucks. 3. Daimler Chrysler- $10 million to support of the children and victims of the Sept. 11 attack. 4. Harley Davidson motorcycles- $1 million and 30 new motorcycles to the New York Police Dept. 5. Volkswagen-Employees and management created a Sept 11 Foundation, funded initial with $2 million, for the assistance of the children and victims of the WTC. 6. Hyundai- $300,000 to the Amer

Before He Cheats
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Santeria HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? waiting on the world to change WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Ohio is for lovers (wtf) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Stupid girl WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Stairway to heaven WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Nothing left to lose WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Welcome to the black Parade WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Lovefool (lmao) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? celebrity skin WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Why don't you get a job o_O WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Wake up call WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Living dead girl (lmao) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE

Before I'm Dead
Moon hangs around A blade over my head Reminds me what to do before I'm dead Night consumes light And all I dread Reminds me what to do before I'm dead The sun reclines Eats my mind Reminds me what to leave behind Light eats night And all I never said Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To see you To touch you Epochs fly, reminds me What I hide, reminds me The desert skies Cracks the spies Reminds me what I never tried The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… To see you To touch you To feel you To tell you The sun reclines - remind me The desert skies - remind me The ocean wide salted red Reminds me what to do before I’m… Echo: See you Touch you Feel you Tell you By Kidney Thieves

Before I Forget ~ Slipknot
Go! Stapled shut, inside and ouside would and I'm Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm Catostrophic, not again I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections, I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the strings Throw the sheathes Hold your breath And listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT! I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscrestions I've got no right to way, I'm just caught up all the battles Locked in clutch Pushed in place Hold your breath And listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEF

Before I'm Dead
Moon hangs around a blade over my head reminds me what to do before I'm dead night consumes light and all I dread reminds me what to do before I'm dead. Sun reclines, heats my mind reminds me what to leave behind light eats night, and all I ever said reminds me what to do before I'm To see you to touch you Epoch's fly, reminds me what I hide, reminds me the desert sky's crack the spies reminds me what I never tried the ocean wide salted red reminds me what to do before I'm To see you to touch you to feel you to tell you the sun reclines...remind me the desert sky's ..remind me the ocean wide, salted red reminds me what to do before I'm dead. -Kidney Thieves

Before I Hit The Road! Thank You !
Just a few things to do on the fu before hitting the road! I will log in as I can from coffee houses when I'm in a town. Maybe some one has Internet out that way. we will see! If I settle in well I may stay all next winter. Id like to thanks every one for being as nice as you are too me. I hear all the time how people are mean out here, but I don't really see it much. Much happiness to everyone, and for those that are in my photo collections like my status changes "see Sweet Fu Love" hugs to you all! To all my Fuexes I still Fu-love you all of my sweet fuexes, Even if its so "old news" and its more acceptable now that you can Pay for a real one! You all are in a slide show on my profile! my two muses the making of the art work was a fantastic time for me you gave me so much and your in my heart! I wont ever forget you! Kisses! To the friends who have added me and deleted me or deleted their account and never added me back! you guys are the best! oh the