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Awww.....fuggit
Ok I dont know If you all know but you should...lol I am not a Nurse..I did take care of my daughter and her diabetes and all but...I AM NOT A NURSE and if some of you people on here think that I am I am not so...anyways just 2 let you know...and yes I changed my name again and this is 1 of many reasons why....=) Thanks...Cindy

My Pain
In life you experience pain and it is something no one can avoid. Pain is normally a thing that goes away so it only effect your life for a brief period yah it sucks but you know it will pass. For me is it a content thing, sleepless night after night so many tears pushing me to the point of just wanting to end it,these are the bad days and they are hard on me, not only the pain but the disappointment in myself of not being able to take care of myself let alone my home and my children and as if that isn't enough stress I have to be strong in front of my children so they don't have to see that it is too much on me, if I show I am weak in front of them then it effects their lives. I lie in my bed in the dark try to fight my way through the day in hope tomorrow will be better

Drama
Why is it people do not realize that this is the internet? Ok so yes I have some really good friends who I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORE whom I've never met face to face... BUT in the end 9 out of every 10 people you meet on the net are liars, cheaters, story tellers and drama queens. Chatting in chatrooms & Using networking sites is good fun. Sometimes you meet people that you build friendships and relationships with. I met the love of my life on FUBAR for godsakes!!! BUT, Then you have these people who have no lives but sit at their computers 24 hrs a day talking shit and making stories up. You sit in chatrooms & on websites, talking shit, running your mouth, writing blogs that make no sense... You sit there and run your constant cocksucker. You keep sending me e-mails and e-mailing my friends trying to make me believe my boyfriend is something he isn't just because you can't stand to see me happy. People who worry about who is "clicking" up on websites are nothing but losers. People who

Turkey Turkey Turkey!! Yum
TURKEY POEMS Here's to the Turkey Here's to the good old turkey, The bird that comes each fall, And with his sweet persuasive meat Makes gobblers of us all! The Turkey Is a Funny Bird A turkey is a funny bird, It's head goes wobble, wobble, All it knows is just one word, Gobble, gobble, gobble! My Turkey I have a turkey big and fat, (spread arms out) He spreads his wings (fan hands at hips) And walks like that (strut) His daily corn he would not miss (rub tummy) And when he talks, he sounds like this... (GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!) Five Turkeys in a Tree Five fat turkeys are we. We slept all night in a tree. When the cook came around, We couldn't be found That's why we're here, you see! Gobble, Gobble, Gobble When the turkey gobbles, gobbles, It is plump and proud and perky. When our family gobbles, gobbles, We are gobbling down the turkey. HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

Disrespect
tHIS IS TO WARN EVERYONE THAT MIGHT BEFRIEND GRAVEDIGGER123, THAT WHEN MY NEIGHBORS CATCH HIM TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY HOME AFTER 3YEARS OF TREATING HIM AS A FRIEND . THIS IS JUST A SCUMMBAG. BEWARE ALL!

Drinkin & Drivin Don't Mesh Well! Drink Responsibly! Don't Be An Idiot!
(Okay this poem made a huge impact on me when I turned 16, I have lost many friends because of drinking and driving and it's very important to me that I try and change this problem...even if it's just all of you reading it...) Hope it effects you like it did me!!!!!!!!! Somebody Should Have Taught Him I went to a birthday party but I remember what you said. You told me not to drink at all, so I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that i didn't chose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, sure to get home in one piece, never knowing what was coming, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement. I can hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, as I try hard not t

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
The Most Dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe in the World ''5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE'' 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!) And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night! and think of it the variations are endless

Misc.
Slow Fade  Written by: Mike Hall   Be careful little eyes what you see It's the second glance that ties your hands as darkness pulls the strings  Be careful little feet where you go  For it's the little feet behind you that are sure to follow   It's a slow fade when you give yourself away  It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray  Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you give yourself away  People never crumble in a day  It's a slow fade, it's a slow fade  Be careful little ears what you hear When flattery leads to compromise, the end is always near  Be careful little lips what you say  For empty words and promises lead broken hearts astray  It's a slow fade when you give yourself away It's a slow fade when black and white have turned to gray   Thoughts invade, choices are made, a price will be paid  When you giv

Things U Never Wanna Hear @ The Thanksgiving Table
#1-Whatcha looking at?? #2-Uncle bobby after, 13 years of sobriety, feels it okay to have ONE drink #3- Mom, Dad you'll always love me no matter what, right??!! Thats all I can think of now. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men
Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.

Why Do Some Men Have To Be So Rude?!!?!?
Ok so I'm over at the hh persons pics rating and hear my sb, thinking its my BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!, i look up at it to see.... texascount...: hello are you single? do you like to talk on the phone? do you have yahoo messenger? what's your id? can you please answer all 4 of my questions please? so i reply..... ->texascount...: if You want an aswer to all these questions go read my about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alls he ahs to do is look in my staus and my about me to know the answers, hefck he never even checked me out or did F/R/A.... and his reply to mine... texascount...: if i want to ask questions then i'll ask them you jerk How, pray tell am i the jerk????? I AM SO TIRED OF THE RUDE MEN AND THE STUFF THEY PUT IN MY SB!!!! ANY ONE ELSE GETTING LIL TIRED OF THE STUPID SHIT MEN SAY?!?!?!

Fu Clue's
Clue accusation #4: Professor Plum with the Rope in the Study Professor Plum is an archaeologist and we know this man is trying to fund some expeditions in all four corners of earth. In an attempt to convince Mr. Boddy, my guess is that this clue character tried a final argument in the study (far away from the action) to try convincing his host to give him some money. The mansion is a very big building and usually the study is far away from distractions to keep it quiet and peaceful, making it a perfect clue room to commit a murder event if the victim tries to call for help. The reason why I think the clue weapon was the rope is simple. Professor Plum probably faked a demonstration of a suicide scene he saw in a far away country during one of his adventure trip. Mr. Boddy trusted this "innocent" old man and gently played the role of the hang man. It has been rumored that Mrs. White had a secret fling with Prof. Plum. After serving her

Download "sweet Angel" From My Fubar Page
Just go to the "Music" section of my page. It has my tune widget from ReverbNation. Click the "Songs" link at the top. Click on the song "Sweet Angel" and hit the download button.. Enjoy

The One It Hurts
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.

Buyer Beware
I normally try to stay out of the fuDrama, but sometimes it finds you no matter how hard you try. So it began simple enough, I had the fuBucks to spare and I bid on and won three ladies in Joey Stylez auction. Two out of the three were great, this is a story about the third. Of all three, she was the one that insisted on receiving the fuBucks right away. That should have warned me. Here is what she promised to do for me: To date all I have received is a fuOwned by in her screen name for a few days. What follows is every message sent back and forth from me to her: She told me she was having money issues so I told her get it when you can. Apparently, she took it as I'll put it off till he stops bothering me or forgets. Decidedly to cut my losses and ask for her to return the fuBucks that I paid for her and we would be square. What I got back was a nasty hate-filled message telling me that I would be taking food out of her daughter's mouth a

What Ever
I am 27 years old and I am married with 1 son who happens to be 1 he is the love of my life I am looking for friends I am a stay at home mother and I need adults too talk too if even just on line I enjoy music in general I love comedys I love to fish and just be outdoors

Pwning For Fun
Ok, Despite my utter hate of Politics and Politicians aka the bloodsuckers that lie to poor people. I digress here's a nice lil' video i found showing what the gamers thought about before the election now that it's over. Thank the Gods.

Friends Children Missing
This is a message that i recieved from one of my friends a minute ago..... Can you repost this to all your friends for us? I have something urgent I was hoping you could assist me with. A myspace friend of mines kids were abducted. I know you have alot of friends and could spread the word a lil faster then me and her put together but could u post a bulletin for her. Her children are ethan 14, thomas 11, and madison 3. Her url is www. myspace. com/tulsagirl13 Her name is Laura and she lives in Louisiana. There are pics of her kids on her myspace homepage and pic folder She has a scrolling pic thing that also has the pic of the abductor in it. Remember to call 78774462632 If you've seen them THANK YOU ALL!!!!......PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND!!!!!

Fu-clue
THERE’S BEEN A FU-MURDER!! Put on your detective hat and solve the crime! If you do, a 25 credit bling pack is yours. This is the FIRST train/game/contest of its kind! Wanna play Fu-Clue? This is not a race! Game ends Dec. 21 or when a player successfully posts a VALID and correct accusation. Please no drama and remember to have FUN!! It is a train, so as you go through the list of suspects and card holders you must F/R/A or comment them if you already have them as friends. Players will not be added to the train. All suspects and card holders will F/R/A or comment you back. It is a game! You will first visit my Fu-Clue folder to get VALUEABLE information. “How to” play the game is explained in there. Rate the pics, leave a comment on the last one. Move onto the Suspects in the train. They each have a blog dedicated to the game. These blogs also hold their Suspect Cards (SAVE these cards). The information they have will help you

Life
i see how people are day and the future tell why donot understand or they donot want too maybe they need to walk in their shoe tell why poor, middle, and rich we bleed the same blood and color is red tell why we live paid check to check one day at time tell why

One Of My Fantasies
So here I am In my tight black short dress with my beautiful breast sticking out just enough to make your tongue hard and of course I don't have any underwear on, and your on the couch with a drink and our friend shows up, Lisa, who has a beautiful head of blonde curls and Breast big enough to make my tongue hard, oh yea, but not obscenely large. we have some music playing and we are all having a drink and Lisa and I start dancing, Slow dancing and grinding, oh god, I get behind her and start slowly sliding her tight dress up and oh no she has no panties either...... oh man her pussy is so hot with just a nice little patch of blonde hair that is slightly moist already with her sweet juices.....I slide one hand around to her front and start rubbing that pussy and the other starts sliding up the inside of her dress searching frantically for the luscious breast that I can't hardly wait to get my hands on.....I find it and oh man her nippels have gotten so HARD because I have been stroking

A Must See!
Happy Thanksgiving To My most amazing True!Honest!Real!Fu Friends & Fam! I'm not gonna mention any names or put any links in here because i dont wanna leave anyone out!But You all know who you are & i just wanted to take a Quick Min away from rates,bling,points etc To let ya'll know that i'm Thankful for your Friendship & all the love you've shown me! I have met some pretty amazing ppl on fubar! Ty everyone for being who you are! Being Real!Being Honest! & Being True!! & Have a beautiful Thanksgiving!! This pimpout was brought to you with lots of Love & respect by.............. ♡Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy♡Owned By The Neighbors House♡Owner Of Burg♡@ fubar

Happy Thanksgiving
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Thorns
We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess thats why they say Chorus: Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Yeah it does I listen to our favorite song Playing on the radio Hear the dj say loves a game of easy come and Easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that youd be here right now If I could have let you know somehow I guess Chorus Though its been a while now I can still feel so much pain Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains Solo I know I could have saved a love that night If Id known what to say Instead of makin love We both made our separate ways But now I hear you f

Morning Rain
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..

Heaven Scent
There seems no justice when you fall in love It gives you blindness when you are the one The one that's hurtin' Cause they've got the gun There seems no justice when you fall in love Save me Don't let me fall Heaven sent I heard the call Stop me Don't let me go Touch my heart And let me know CHORUS: HEAVEN SENT Thought you would set me free HEAVEN SENT Thought it could never be HEAVEN SENT If I had only seen That you were burnin' the fire in me You turned my passion Most of my soul But I will come back Baby Stronger than before Take my feelin's Leave me in pain I will forget you One of these days Stop me From feelin' this way Heaven sent You drive me insane Hold me Don't let me go Touch me now And let me know CHORUS: Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Am I to blame I'm fallin' in love LEAD Passion burned I felt the fire Touch my soul I felt desire Now I see Where we went wrong Heaven sent But you

Rock Fans~
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and

~say Your Prayers Little Fly..
I tell the fly's that , they land on my sink and even on the fly swatter. and I tell them "say your prayers" they don't hear me or even care.. "SWAT" I tell them I told you so.. hope you said a good one.. then whooosh~ down the sink.. I use lemon pinesol...

Response From A Rockstar To Their "fan" Part 2
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clowning dog, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if

Fu-clue
> > > > > > > > > > > Clue accusation #5: > Reverend Green with the Candlestick in the Billiard Room > > > > > Mr. Green or if you prefer Reverend Green is another clue character with fuzzy intentions. This man is always hunting for money. > > > > He will pretend that his religious convictions are driving him where he can find more funds for holy reasons, but deeper thoughts are corrupting is mind. Green clue character is mysterious, but in my opinion, he was probably at the mansion for a debt he contracted with Mr. Boddy. > > > > In an attempt to clean his due, he challenged him to a billiard game and was about to lose more when he made the lethal hit with the candlestick. Clue rooms to make a nice little chat away from the others a not rare in this mansion, but this room was the perfect setup and Mr. Boddy didn't have any clue about the real motives of reverend Green, except for making a little money. > > > > Miss Scarlett has als

Good By Myspace
you know i found out some people know so much more about me than i know about myself, its really damn disturbing cause you know the next time i guess i'm gonna be a saint or someting or own the world that i didn't know that i did... people that are in the 40's can't seem to stay away from drama, just figured by that age they would of grown the hell up? right you would think that but i guess not... I don't take it lightly when someone internet threatins my family.... on other notes LOL just got off work and i'm fixing to go to bed.... chat at everyone later sense now i have gotten some stress off my chest

Emanon Is A Trip!!! Bwahahahahaaaa
subject: Fu-Dictionary... post date: 2008-11-24 15:19:07 views: 284 comments: 58 ratings: 0 Fubar Dictionary... (Written by Emanon) To be taken as a joke.. satire if you will... if you take it to heart then futard please block me!!!... 1)Fu-tard (men)/Fu-tart (woman) Some one who believes the world outside of fu is non-existent there for spends their lives to on this site... How to spot a futard.... Some one who is easily hurt by simple words of strangers... Some one who gets irate at a different opinion then their own... 2)Legend- Someone.. usually a woman who lacks self esteem and is defined by the color of their name and how many fans that they have How to spot a legend... Continuous bulletin repost telling you to fan some one so they keep legend status Continuous bulletin repost saying help me make her legend 3)FuWhore- Some one who finds self worth in the amount of bling they can accumulate in the shortest amount of time How to spot a

With Love And Pride.
There are no words that can describe how i feel this morning .First i would Like to Thank all our Men and Women In uniform.And also a big Thank you to the Families of our Soliders .And My Friends and Family .My Family and Friends Have helped so much this last year. I was really excited last night when i finally Layed down at 2 am .The thought of someone you love coming home from a War zone is overwhelming .As I sit here this morning Knowing that the 293rd Infanty Division . Has Landed in Indianpolis My heart is filled with love and pride . This has been a long Year with out My Son in Law. I am so proud of him and my Daughter for the Sacrifices They have made in thier lives . God Bless Our Troops And keep Them Safe .

Giving Thanks
For those of us whose never realize what we have, take a moment and really think about what you have ............Health , Family, Your Home, Your Car, and yes the love you have with-in your world of friends and family. Someone ( more then seen up front) maybe even alot of someones, Have none of the Above. REMEMEBER GIVE THANKS EVERYDAY NOT JUST THANKSGIVING

The Kitchen Bitch
I got this little joke in an email and it made me giggle. Hope it makes someone else smile today. The Kitchen Bitch > >A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing >with his new electric train in the living room. > >She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches >who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all >of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >train...cause we're going down the tracks." > >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are >to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your >train..but I want you to use nice language." > >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >his train. Soon the! train stopped and the mother heard her son say... > >"All passengers, please remember your things, thank yo

Joey's Diamond Auction
Well hello :D I Figuerd since the first auction i made Was good so why not make another auction? Well i will be giving a Diamond Bling To Whoever Signs up!, and also will Run A Happy Hour To Invite The Whole Fubar Peeps To Come And Bid On You! and i will give a free auto 11 to who ever gets the hightest bid! For you and for the person who placed the highest bid! isnt that just great, ah am a giver and it makes me feel good :P hehe, and the rules are simple! and they are: 1) Once Your In, U Cannot Back Out!! 2) The Person who placed the bid, has to pay first, in order to get what they placed thier bids for. 3) IF Your a Woman Then Love Me!!! lool So If u want in! just sent me a private message with the pic u want, and What u are offering!! auction starts tomorow!!!

The Pussycat Adoption
Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf Calling all Friends and Family Members, This naughty Pu$$ycat is up for Adoption, and needs a good owner!!! I got sum awesome offers, and am looking for an equally awesome owner. If a VIP, 30-day Blast, $65-bling pack(or higher), or a HH is bid will increase offers and add NSFW Salute, all offers are negotiable and can be changed or more added.. So come check me out and make some really great bids, I promise I am worth it!!!!! Dont forget to check out our Pu$$ycat Playmate & Pimp$ homepage for more info on our Pu$$ycat Adoption, and how to become one urself!!! I'll C U There!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by non-other than The Sexcee "Bisexcee" Herself

Just Screw It
Dress me up in leather, and tie me to the bed. Have a seat up on my face, and let me give you head. Now crawl down between my legs and make me want to scream. Make your tongue flick wildly until I start to cream. That takes care of forplay, so let's get right down to it. Just thrust your dick into my cunt, and basicly just screw it.

About Me
I come on here to chill and unwind. A good friend is addicted to this :) and MADE me come here!!..LOL. I won't post pics of me because I have a public job, People will do ANYTHING right now to get someone's job including manipulating a webpage.I understand if you don't want to add me or have rules about me not viewing your NSFW pics. I guess everyone wants to see your naughty pics or yahoo ID..ummm..I would not mind seeing your *parts* but I'm not going to be a pain in the ass about seeing them. I really don't want your Yahoo unless you need someone to chill with..I'm NOT here for dates,sex, cyber, phone..whatever. I just wanna enjoy the pics and writings of interesting peeps. In summary, I can be a good friend but I don't give many chances or like head games..your screw me over your gone.

Could Anyone Help
was wondering if anyone could help me get the codes for these videos so i can put them on my profile. http://www.usmra.com/farewellmarine.htm http://www.usmra.com/download/untilthen.swf thank you, military supporter

What Is It That I Love?
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

My Owner
Meet My New Owner!!! (Don't forget to show him LOTS OF luv!!!) TώåunεVålêntïnô™ §näke Ëyeš ®ädïð «d♫j» *@ fubar Pimpout Brought To You By: dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ ☯ YdaFnot's Light ☯@ fubar

Returning Pc
most of yall know i was away from pc for about month cause of my pc takin a dive n whatnot..i got a new out of box pc other day and it seems to be havin problems and acts like its been used allready and repackaged so i may be back on if they have another pc or when i can get another one i may go get one somewere else

I Need My Spankers!!
so im tryin again for an auto 11bling...contest runs till december 4th..most rates and comments wins! some come spank me yall :D any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance to all who help me! luvins, Trixxy click the pic and bombs away!

A Big Thanks
I would like to extend a huge thanks to Auto 11's on, thickinluvinit, ~~~FU-DADDY, goingnuttynow, and everyone who has helped me level three levels this week. Some just voted 11s, some rated profile and pics, and some had auto 11's on and i voted on them and some even gave fubucks for rates. i wouldnt have been able to do it without all of your help. If anyone knows how to a morph will you contact me cause i want one done. Also a guest vip or auto 11s would be nice but does not need to be done. Once i get enough fubucks i will pay them in fubucks or buy them whatever they wish but that is once i get enough fubucks. i have over 200000 but will need more before i can do anything. much thanks.

Blue
For those of you who knew Hawk and I were expecting... those plans have changed. We went to the doc last week and were told we had lost the baby at some point though there was no actual miscarriage. There was no development and we had to induce a miscarriage. Life sucks right now. I though tIw as doin ok until this afternoon. It has really hit me hard for some reason today. So, for now we are going to appreciate our princesses and love them and spend as much tie showing and telling them that. Just thought I would let ya'll know. One day at a time we shall get through this. Life Sucks

Come Give Me Some Love!!
Hot! Myspace Comments GET ME STARTED OFF GOOD NEED ALL MY FRIENDS TO GIVE ME SOME HELP. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. REALLY WANT TO TRY AND WIN THIS ONE. JUST CLICK MY PICTURE AND COME RATE MY PICTURE AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS FOR ME. I SO, SO, SO APPRECIATE IT. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. Hot! Myspace Comments

Contest
Naughty Application NAUGHTY GAME Mark ALL that apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 1.) 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate m

Christmas Poem For The Troops
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE , IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE . I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT , A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS . WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS , A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT , OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WE

Happy Thanksgiving.!!!!
Hi there all it has been a good while sence my last blog and now it's Thanksgiving wow how time flys huh. I hope all of you will have a Happy Thanksgiving with all your friends and family hope everyone is doing ok so far, it has been a while sence I have been on here, I now have 4 ferrets 3 girls and 1 boy. I will leave another blog soon I stay busy now with 2 jobs and gym time, take care everyone and have a Happy Thanksgiving.. Jay

Help Godmother In Her Bombing Contest
HELP GOMOTHER…..12,500 K AND SHE WINS AN AUTO 11’S….ONLY 12.5 K….WE CAN DO THIS EVERYONE….SHOW HER MAD LOVIN……SHE DESERVES IT AND MORE!!!! SO LETS HELP HER OUT EVERYONE!!! CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND JUST START BOMBING…..COMMENT ANYTHING YOU WANT…JUST SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE!!!! THIS BULLETIN MADE BY: JADED ONE ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar

Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that t

Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Crazy Mankind...
U know more money is spent on boob jobs and viagra then alzeimers research??? By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits and stiff dicks and no fucking idea why!!! DARK HUMOUR I KNOW...BUT FUNNY AS HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank To Great People
I just want to give a big thank you to THE ZODIAK BOMBERS and every one else that have been comment bombing the contest im in,it goes for 10 days so its only day one. I joined late and with all the hard work you guys are doing you moved me into second place,keep bombing away i will be giving out random FUBUCKS every day to different bombers..once again you guys Rock and a big thank you!!!!!!!!!! Please click the picture and rate and comment as mush as you can

Friends
People are part of your life for a season, a reason, or a lifetime. Unfortunately, we do not know of the people coming into our lives if they are one of those three ways. We only may know this until after the relationship is over: **When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. **Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. **LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: Things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. Broken relationships tend to fall under seasons....you needed to learn from the relationship and grow from that. Its hard, but in

Poem
Why does love come with pain My heart cant take it any more It has been beaten and tattered Look into my eyes and you will see The scares and breaks that it holds I try and fix it but it does not work Nothing strong enough to pull The pieces all back together Trying everything even a band-aid But that to is just as weak as my will Starting to think that I should quit Wondering if some one will come And fix this dormant heart of mine.

My Insanity
too many things, too many voices, too much shit, too many choices. where is the light, i can barely see... and who will be the one at the end, waiting for me? i have one that i love, too many love me. for reasons unknown, and it keeps haunting me. i just want to cry, scream out in the night. i wish for the silence, a quiet mind. bit it never comes, the voices get worse, and come early morning i just want to curse, the light and my life that i cant recognize, as the tears flow freely from my eyes. who am i, what am i, do i even exist? am i even alive, or just a mist, of the remnent of love, when will it end? please someone come save me, at least just to lend, an ear to listen, a shoulder to cry, a heart to love me to never ask why... save me from all these voices, chaos in my mind. are u the one to save me??? we will see in time.....

I'm Sorry
Im sorry i'm a fuck up and cant get nothing right. im sorry that i cant sleep thinking of u everynight. im sorry you will never know the love i truley feel for u. im sorry this is the last time that i'll say i love u. im sorry for never making sense, when the answers were so clear. im sorry that i couldnt make u smile through all ur tears. im sorry that i couldnt make u see that you really had my heart. im sorry you didnt trust me, not to tear urs all apart. im sorry how i ramble on and never stop to rest. im sorry that you couldnt see that i was giving u my best. and mostly i am sorry for the things i didnt do... and knowing that i have to spend my life alone, being in love with you.......

Secrets.......
i have a secret, known only to me of a love i am holding in my heart so deep. who? do u ask.. thats why it is hidden.. noever to be touched, it is forbidden. coz this love that i have will never be.. tho i love him so much unfortunatley. no one will ever know no one will ever see coz this secret is hidden deep inside of me.....

What Thanksgiving Means To Me.
what does ThanksGIVING means to me.... To me life is about giving THANKS durring lifes ups and downs,,, IN the middle of all the storms in our lives.. we all have them.. we all have our stories... so here is mine for the last almost 2 yrs has been a battle for me in my life.. lots of stuff that could way me down if i allowed it to.. BUt i dont... I made the choice to smile and be happy and make others laugh. well some of the things going on in my life are... my x started having an affair (this mothers day will be 2 yrs.).this black friday will be a yr since the last time i said i was done and told him to leave.. i took him back 3 times durring the affair... i did this so i never had any WHAT IFS in my mind..like what if i would have tried this or said this... so i have no what ifs in my life about it now.but it was very rough time.. he got her pregnant. but she lost it.. and then she got pregnant again.. and she should be giving birth any day now.. so much i could tell u that s

Questions Unanswered
Well somethings haven't changed. I feel like I'm put in the middle and being asked to choose between my oldest and my relationship. Why can't it be just simple. I love both and they love me. The tension at home is very strong. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop

Poems!
My Love Your skin glows like the cherry, blossoms slowly as the lilly in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your chimes voice and leaps like a spider at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great blue jay wing. I am comforted by your eyes that I carry into the twilight of lipsbeams and hold next to my heart. I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water. As my eyes falls from my thought, it reminds me of your bedroom. In the quiet, I listen for the last beat of the day. My heated hands leaps to my bra. I wait in the moonlight for your secret shimmer so that we may fight as one, hands to hands, in search of the magnificent black and mystical glow of love What do u define as a friend the person you laugh with the person you cry with the emotions of a friendship filling inside me you may have a friend but are they real real enough you can tell them anything i am surrounded by lies i may think my friends may be

Happy Holidays .. Been A Good Year
Whenever the holidays arrive I always find myself reflecting on the past year. Most of you know me and know that I am a positive person. Thus, it could probably be the shittiest of years in the eyes of some, but I always seem to find the bright side. For instance, most think Mondays suck, but I think they are great. The way I figure it, if ya’ don't like your job, get another one. I do. Nevertheless, for the past month I have been reflecting on my year and my 8 months on Fubar. All in all, it has been a positive experience and I have truly had an abundance of fun meeting some wonderfully bright friends and family in cyber space. When I arrived on Fubar in April it was without fanfare. I didn't shoot to the top or buy my way into friendships. I don't do it offline and I won't conduct myself any differently online. As in real life, friends come and go for a multitude of reasons. I have experienced the good and the bad, the vile and the jealous, the beautiful and the repugnant. I ha

Five
Author Nathan Walker We all know every sports freak has thought about it--which football players could survive on the basketball court? Which basketball players on the football field? I did not bother with which football players would make it in the NBA, because I think they would all make it. They would just have to change the maximum fouls from 6 to 12 and allow flagrant fouls. But basketball players are a different type of athlete from basketball players. If you had to attribute a type of music to each sport, football would be heavy metal and rap and basketball would be more like jazz and R&B. Basketball is more of a smooth sport while football is more rough. I have picked the top 5 players from the NBA who could make a successful transition to the NFL. 1. LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers Height: 6'8" Weight: 250 lbs. Basketball Position: Small Forward Football Position: Wide Receiver Of course, Lebron James has to be up on this list. He even played wide receiver i

Holiday Thank Yous For Troops!
I AM SENDING OUT A BUNCH OF HOLIDAY THANK YOU CARDS TO DIFFERENT TROOPS THIS YEAR. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT NEEDS ON OR IS GOING TO BE AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS LET ME KNOW NAMES AND ADDRESSES SO THAT I CAN SEND ONE TO THEM. THANKS

One Rate
Ok i'm busting my ass bombing over here...I'm asking my friends for just one rate and leave a comment or two if you have time. Send me a pm when your done and i will return the favor! *click pic* Rate & comment for me puuuuuuuhlease! While your here rate my blog k?! Thanks!

The Barrett 50 Cal Sniper Rifle
So, I did a favor for the Special Forces unit and to repay me for it, they took me out for an Afternoon of shooting the Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle. I tell you, I was so excited, I was shooting with a woody. Here is the video. The same day, a bird landed out in front of me. I misses the bird, and switched to the truck. You can see the rounds impact almost instantly.

Who Wants Love
We all want to be in relationship dating. We all want to be wanted and we only want someone that someone else wants too. Here are 5 reasons we are addicted to relationship dating. 1. Keeps us feeling alive 2. We deep down want some love. 3. No matter how much we love freedom, we love LOVE more. 4. Variety is good no matter who you are with. 5. The world is a big place and our curiousity is just as big! For some great tips on dating check out my new blog.... http://www.whowantslove.com

Happiness
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life

Very New Here
Did you know a man thinks about sex every 8 seconds and a woman thinks about sex every 24 seconds! Well lets rock people im new here and show me the way! Im a easy going guy and love to share my life with other people to have fun and live it to the fullest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So even though men think about sex 3 times more than a woman can blame a guy for trying !!!!!!!!

Heartache
i had a lady she said she loved me and always wanted to be with me. then out of the blue i got i don't love u and leave me alone. she couldn't do it herself she had someone else do it for her then she checks me out and she lied to my daughter she said we would be together to her and then she did this if u read this u know who u r i just would like to know why u did this to me.

Spotlite
SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!! SHE IS SPOTLIGHT AND MY OWNER!!!! Carolvision63 ~ ‍ owned by Ponyboy0827 ‍ ~ ♥ Head Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ (repost of original by 'shadowlevelershelper~OWNED BY SCARLETT...only accepting friends from levelers' on '2008-11-26 10:21:45') (repost of original by '~GARY~SHADOWLEVELER~SPANKERS~OWNED BY INFARRED & SCARLETT~BOOBOO'S FOREVER~' on '2008-11-26 10:23:01')

Panties In Public
I was at the bar where I work at the other day, not behind the counter for a change. This time I was the one making demanding drink orders (not really that demanding) and I got a little silly... I decided to bar hop in town (very small town) in nothing but panties and a tee shirt that says "Santa... I can explain". So, I went to the three bars in town, bought condoms in each men's restroom vending machine, and returned to my seat at my bar. Sooner than later, I was dared to go next door to the deli and boy a box of condoms. The deli was PACKED, no one thought I would actually follow through, but guess what!!!! I DID!... no tits! ALL BALLS!... so thing is... now my Best friend is pissed at me because people are talking trash about me around town, I think they are all just jealous, but my friend thinks I ruined my reputation. I don't really care.. should I?

Holidays
well, there are many reasons, mainly my family's apparent curse for the day after one of my favorite holidays, it started a few years ago, when we got robbed at gunpoint, my dad, my sister, me, and my cousin in my aunt's driveway, another one i broke my ankle, another my husband got arrested and taken to jail for a month over a 25 dollar ticket and his sentence for non payment was a week, that was it, he got out right before christmas, and on top of it, what caused him to get arrested was driving me home from the hospital witha cyst. He had no driver's liscense but i wasn't about to let my dad come in during a pelvic exam either and i NEED someone in the room when I'm going through that. He got all of that taken care of this year, paid his dues and whatnot, but seriously why the hell should I want to leave the house on black friday because it's apparent that every black friday will not only be black, but bleak! I'm terrified to drive home after thanksgiving dinner, because I have no

Guess
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Auto 11's
I have recently began geting sick of those with auto 11's..seriously and only my opinion on the issue. They come buy slap your profile a rate so you will take notice to their gift....you rate them they gain points as well as you, but do these fools ever rate yours...seriously?? I know of a couple that would and like usual I leave them nameless cause they like most dont desire attention. I will say if i'm rated i'll rate back and recently i've been taking a lil time away and not noticing much, yet when I came back these fools take notice rate me so I do their auto's ummm nooooooooo!!! Yet to those that pay me some mind i'll return the love with or without autos!!

I'll Show You
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I NEED IF YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU TEACH ME HOW TO LIVE FORGIVE LET GO AND GROW I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEVOUR MY LOVE LIKE A SAVAGE TO A BEAST, FUCK MY MIND FROM BEHIND IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT TAKES TIME I'LL SHOW YOU THAT SENSITIVITY AND QUESTIONABLE REALITY CREATE ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY COMPLEX CONTROVERSY OF PHILOSOPHY ABOUT SHE I'LL SHOW YOU THAT I'LL ACCEPT I AIN'T SHIT IF YOU MAKE HER BELIEVE SHE CREATED IT CAUTIOUS HER MINDS THICK SSHH SHE CAN'T SHAKE IT I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO TWIRL MY HAIR THROUGH YOUR FINGERS CARESSING MY INSECURITIES, SECRETLY

Random Stuff
you know i put pics on my profile for just the fun of it and hate when other profiles have they're pictures set as private but i'm beginning to understand why they did it...especially when one i'm told one of my pics is NSFW...when it clearly is not but i'm half tempted to make my pics private

No Sex For Months Can Realy Chang A Man
i haven't had sex now for 4 mouths and im starting to think something is rong fith me. im a realy out going guy,i dont get mad that esey and i dont think i look that bad.so what am i doing rong?

Ignorance
is it 2 much 2 say sorry when u bump into someone? i hate when ppl walk in the middle of the street when ur driving down it. n whats with these asshole drivers who cut u off just 2 get 2 the red light? do u get a prize 4 that? n would it b 2 much 2 hold the door 4 someone who's carrying a ton of bags? oh n grabbing something out of someone's hand should result in that hand being chopped off!! i think i covered alot of it..feel free 2 add.

The Real Thankgiven...
The year was 1637.....700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe, gathered for their "Annual Green Corn Dance" in the area that is now known as Groton, Conn. While they were gathered in this place of meeting, they were surrounded and attacked by mercenaries of the English and Dutch. The Indians were ordered from the building and as they came forth, they were shot down. The rest were burned alive in the building. The next day, the Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared : "A day of Thanksgiving, thanking God that they had eliminated over 700 men, women and children. For the next 100 years, every "Thanksgiving Day" ordained by a Governor or President was to honor that victory, thanking God that the battle had been won. Source: Documents of Holland , 13 Volume Colonial Documentary History, letters and reports form colonial officials to their superiors and the King in England and the private papers of Sir William Johnson, British Indian agent for the New York

Study On Hepatitis C
I received this info and thought I would pass it on. They said they would give me $40 referral fee. You can either tell them to make a donation to HepCAware.org or keep that for yourself. ;) Dawn Here's the email I received. Thank for your interest in the study on Hepatitis C study with patients. We are looking for patients, based in the USA . We are very interested to talk people who are living with Hepatitis C. What we require of the patient: Complete a self-completion diary (around 10 minutes in the evening each day) for 7 days preceding the telephone interview. 1 telephone interview lasting 90 minutes moderated by an independent market researcher. The telephone interview will involve discussion with 2 other patients on the topics as above. Patients will be required to have their completed diaries to hand. The incentives will be paid the day after the study (cheque of $200,- sent to the mail address that they will provide). I would like to re

Thought It Was Cute
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back be honest!! Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: Get drunk with me: What would you do if you woke up next to me ? BORROWED FROM DRMAMI0031

Random Thoughts....
A poem on how I feel.... yeah, it's sad, but true! *sigh* Why? Why is it you always want someone you can’t have? Always aching, needing, wanting, but never getting anywhere. Alone, still, with a heart full of love to give… Wanting to give it to that one who will give it back Is something wrong with me? Am I not good enough to be loved? There seems to always be someone better And they take my chance away with someone I want. Being 2nd best really does put a damper on my heart It makes me wonder if I will ever find that someone Who will love me with all they got? I believe I deserve someone who will treat me good Not like my last one, who abused me with words. All I have left is to give my sadness to God. And hope and pray he will find me someday A love I’ve been wanting for all my life…

Holiday Season
Hey there, just wanted everyone to know that I still luv all my fu friends... With the holiday shopping season here, I may not be on much... But after it is all said and done, I'll be back and better than ever! xoxo to all and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Dan

Santa's Naughty List Train
Just when you thought you were safe! Santa's Naughty List hit the FU! To join this train and find out why he has a Naughty List please rate my Christmas Folder and leave a comment on the last pic. Click on this picture it will take you to the folder! Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone that's already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment asking "What does Santa say about you?" or something relating to the train. When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished to be added to the train. Please include a pic link for your Tag,or I shall have to choose one myself! Your Hostess 1.♥TexasAngel♥~Rating Revolution Recruiter~♥Fu Angel♥ Who else is on Santa's Naughty List? 2.Michaela daydreams...alot...~Slave to OZ~member of the Br

The Lady Of Th Dragons As Originally Posted By Firewalker...
thank you firewalker for letting me borrow ur wonderful poetry and reposting it to my own page to share w many others! The lady of the dragons The lady of the dragon sleeps When all about her life is quiet Her deep love of life awakens in her the brilliance of a new day She hastens to care for those about her - Her dearest friends They eagerly await her gentle ways, her warmth from within As she cares for them, Showers love in her endless words and manner Unknown to them is her strength- her courage, her humor And silently, proudly her mother watches as this woman-child grows Into the beautiful lady of the dragons that has always been her dream

Lost
why do we wonder thro life thinking we know what we want just to realize we r more lost now then we ever were... and why is it the ppl we turn to for love and comfort end up turning us away ... is it so hard for ppl to realize that maybe all a person needs is a hug or a kiss or for them to just wrap there arms around them to say hey i care or hey ill always be here.... dont they know its the security that a person seeks knowing that someone will always be there for u... a loving touch or a gentle brace .. what does a person have to do to get that love they long so much for .... do ppl not understand that we put on a smile just to hide what we r really feeling or we say everything is ok just because we r to scared to say what is on are mind or how we really feel for them in fear they will turn away or the feelings arnt the same .... is some ppl really meant to be alone forever to never feel the lo

Why Is Life As
As I look in the world. I find myself a dying breed. To want to love with little want of any return. My wants are of those of the world and of myself. It may sound corny but how many out there pay it forward, without wish of return. The world has become a fest pool of taking from one another with no giving back. I am not saying we should all go back and live as the Amish. There is a compromise between living like an Amish and the technological minded people we are today. Young girls feeling that they have to dress like a promiscuous woman just to be looked at by a fellow male. No wonder the rate of pedophiles have risen steadily. Now we can say it is because the internet, TV, and the media. But it is not it is because we don’t care enough for ourselves to correct what we have lost. Love, peace and understanding that there are just some things that we can not control. Tomorrow I dare all who read this to go up to that person at work, school, or somewhere on the street and ca

Love......
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, 'This is for you, Momma.' The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. 'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?' She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.' The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger. An accident took the life of the child only a short

Touched My Heart
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a

Career Personallity Test....i'm
Social Have a knack for helping people and you enjoy doing so. You enjoy helping others—whether it's simply offering a kind word or propping up a friend or family member during a crisis. You have the patience of Mother Teresa(just an expression, I don't know how much patience she really does have), empathetic, and generous. You are often a strong team player - good at achieving consensus. Some careers you would probably enjoy would be: school psychologist, mediator, nurse, physical therapist, social worker, personal coach, employee trainer, or even a school based counselor/psychologist.

Im Pissed Off
LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS GOS MAINLY 2 YOU IOWA GUYS...THIS IS BETHS FRIEND MISSY.. IM FUCKING DISGUSTED AT THE WAY YOU ARE JUDGING HER BEFORE YOU HEARD HER SIDE OF THINGS...SO ASSHOLES BEFORE YOU JUDGE HER WHY DONT YOU HEAR HER SIDE AND THEN MAKE A JUDGEMENT.. IM TELLING YOU WRITE NOW SHES INNOCENT DAMN IT AND YOUR GONNA BE SORRY WHEN SHES CLEARED...CAUSE YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING TO KNOW A GREAT GIRL..OH WELL ITS YOUR LOSS NOT HERS!

Thanksgiving Poems
Thank You For Inviting Us Thank you for inviting us To your Thanksgiving dinner. A day spent in your company Is invariably a winner. Thank you for the time you spent Preparing all the food; For making us feel welcome, You have our gratitude! By Joanna Fuchs Thanksgiving Feasting When the Halloween pumpkins are gone, And the leaves have all fallen to ground, When the air has turned windy and cold, Then Thanksgiving will soon be around. Thoughts of loved ones all feasting together, Pleasant pictures from past times appear To dwell in each heart and each mind-- Then Thanksgiving is finally here! The kitchen has scrumptious aromas, The dining room looks oh, so fine, Decorations with pilgrims and turkeys, And now we are ready to dine! First the napkins are placed on our laps; Now the prayer for the meal to be blessed, Then we stuff the good food in our tummies, And we hope for it all to digest! By Joanna Fuchs More Than A Day As Thanksgivin

Troops On Thanksgiving
I would like to wish all the troops men and woman who could not make it home for Thanksgiving!!! We all because of them have the freedom to celebrate this time of the year!! If u know a soldier man or woman tell them how much u appreciate them!!!

So Long Hughie My Friend
Heres the first thanksgiving that i can truly thank the spiritual power that controls all that we know this blog is in honor of a truly great human being ,a great musician,and a good friend. You gave the world a sound no one will ever copy and those that do will honor you... you helped me through times of uncertainty and despair and helped pull myself back to my feet and let me know the blues that i had lived. you have gone before your time and you will be missed by the world that hears your guitar ring in their every day...such that is mine i will miss you and your captivating guitar as well as your sweet melodic harmony...they will ring forever .. go with your brothers as you are truly ghost riders in the sky...you will in this heart forever and in every note i play ..goodbye my friend in fond memory......Hughie Thomasson r.i.p. sept /07/07

Rose
A GOOD MORNING KISS AND HUG JUST FOR YOU I LOVE YOU MY SWEET MORE THEN YOU KNOW I HOLD YOU SO TIGHT IN MY ARMS AND MY HEART SO NOTHING WILL HURT YOU OR SCARE YOU MY LOVE I KISS YOU LOVING AND GENTLE AT NIGHT AND WAKE YOU WITH ANOTHER AT MORNINGS FIRST LIGHT YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT SHINES IN MY LIFE SO BRIGHT YOU ARE THE VERY REASON I WAKE TO GO THROUGH THE DAY I LOVE YOU MORE NOW THEN I DID BEFORE AND EVERY MOMENT MY LOVE FOR YOU GROWS I LOVE YOU ROSE WITH ALL OF MY HEART SOUL AND BEING AND THIS IS FOR YOU FROM MY HEART WITH ALL MY LOVE YOUR HARLEY

Hate Em'!
WHY IN THE HELL DO MEN LIE ? I MEAN IS IT ALWAY'S IN THEY'RE GENETIC MAKE UP TO LIE ? WHY WOULD A GUY GET TO KNOW YOUR MOST INNER THOUGHTS, SHARE PARTS OF HIMSELF THAT ARE PRIVATE AND THEN IT ALL BE JUST ONE BIG LIE ? ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU..... MEN LIKE THAT TRULY DO MAKE ME SICK! YOU ACCEPT SOMEONE FOR WHO THEY ARE FAULTS AND ALL, AND THEN LIE TO YOU! NOW, I AM NOT SAYING THAT WOMAN AREN'T PERFECT, BUT COME ON! HOW MANY WOMAN DO YOU KNOW THAT HONESTLY LIE ABOUT SHIT ? WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY A GUY WOULD GO THROUGH ALL THAT ONLY TO BE LYING TO YOU ABOUT LOVING YOU, AND WANTING TO BE WITH YOU, AND LYING ABOUT PROMISES HE MADE ..... *SIGHS* AND THE MEN OF THIS WORLD WHO AREN'T LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE ASSHOLES OUT THERE, WE APPLAUD YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING THE DECENT ONES OF THE WORLD WHO ARE HONEST, DON'T LIE, LOVE,AND ARE TRUE TO THEMSELVES AND HAVE A HEART THE SIZE OF NIAGRA FALL'S, THANK YOU! WE APPLAUD YOU BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY A SELECT FEW OF THOSE MEN L

Thankful For
its been a good year so far and there is alot to be thankful for. for starter my family, especially my cousin preacher billy for puttin my up for a month while in guatemala. the towns folks of joyobaj for acceptin this gringo and for allowin me to be apart of there community. i am thankful for my buddy matt goin to amsterdam with me, without him i might still be there.. maybe i shouldn't be thankful for that. lol. also thankful for my nieghbors and keepin me workin without ever having to leave the lake. nice when ya don;t have to go more then a mile to go to work.. and lastly i am thankful for all the awesome peeps i have met on here in the last year!!! hope everyone is as thankful as i am and that you all have a grate thanksgiving day meal with friends and family!!!

Holiday Blog
I AM SITTING HERE MISSINGMY KIDS AND THE LIFE I HAD LAST YEAR..BUT I GUESS IT IS FUNNY THE DIFFERENCE A YEAR CAN MAKE..I AM NOT WITH MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS FATHER AND I AM NOT GETTING TO SEE MY KIDS THIS TIME..GUESS THE NEXT YEAR WILL HAVE TO BE MORE REMARKABLE..MANY CHANGES TO COME..NEW LIFE IN AN OLD HOME TOWN..NEW LIFE IN THE MAKING FOLKS..CROS YOUR FINGERS..PRAY THAT I CAN MAKE THIS BETTER THEN WHAT I HAD BEFORE..GOD BLESS YOU ALL..

Hurt
i don't understand why when u love someone they have to do things to hurt your feelings. i have had it happen to my a lot and always at the same time of the year why s it that they do that too me is it because they really don't care or are they being selfish? either way i don't know but i do know when u love someone u don't do that too them.

Ladder Theory
A mans ladder are the females you want to have sex with the most, they will be at the top of the ladder. Descending down to the bottom of the ladder we pass the following people: 1. The people we really want, who may even be out of our league, are on top. 2. Then come the people we like. 3. Moving further down we pass the people who we would fuck if we were intoxicated and would admit to doing it later. 4. At the bottom are the people we would fuck drunk, and would lie about doing it later. Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly. Now let's take a look at what the typical woman's ladder looks like: The first thing is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends ladder. The friends ladder is where a wo

Holidays
So much in my life has change since this time last year. I have had a million ups and downs. Left's and right's. Back's and forth's. And here I am today. Sitting in my kitchen, staring down that pecan pie, wanting to take a big ol' bite out of it. No really, here I am today, sitting with my family. This family that in a year, I have built with Andrea. This crazy roller coaster relationship we have built, with these three crazy kids. We started out here on fubar. Most people probably don't even know that. And most people probably think we are just to desperate lesbian girls looking for a good time. Oh no, so wrong. We love this site, because this site gave us each other. She used to check my page out everyday. (Andreachpmnk that is) She had rated all my photos, rated all my stash. And well I was Ms. AllCOX, I didn't rate peoples things. Oh no, I didn't know that's the drill. I was like oh, this girl must like me.. LOL And I was like what the hell, I'll hit her back.

Thanksgiving "train"
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Destiny's Angels
THESE ARE MY ANGELS AND THE GUYS ARE OUR PROTECTION..WE WILL HELP WHERE EVER WE CAN AND WHEN WE CAN.... ALL YOU DO IS LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND WE WILL DO WHAT CAN HELP....TO BE APART OF THE OF THE FAMILY ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS ASS TO YOUR NAME THAT ONE OF MY ANGELS AND HIT ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ONE.... THAN I WILL ADD YOU TO THE FOLDER AND WILL NEED YOUR YIM SO WHEN WE ARE NEEDED I CAN LET YOU KNOW...ALSO YOU WILL NEED TO ADD ALL THE ANGELS TO FRIENDS LIST AND LEAVE A COMMENT THAT YOU ARE A NEW ANGEL... OWNER ♥ DESTINYANGEL♥FUWIFE TO ANGLZ1BORN & DJ TIGGER@ fubar OWNERS FUWIFEY DJ TIGGER ÐJ ~Tiggêr~- Fu-Married to DestinyAngel & Anglz1Born@ fubar SYN Dj Syn♥'sMaster4Syn Fulover 2 Malachai&Dede&Lil Evil Owned by DJ Achmed@ fubar HEAD OF DESTINY"S ANGELS HAREM dj nitescreem dj manager for tainted desires radio fu owned by tempted beauty@ fubar SEXY BECCA ~~DJ SEXY BECCA~ DESTINYANGELS HAREM~~@ fubar SEXY MONTANA ♥ Mon

New.
i'm new to this and quite stuck tbf. i really dont get the jist of it, help me please. i've only uploaded one pic the now to see how this site rates for me :-D anyway, add my msn emabee1006@hotmail.co.uk ;-) i'm quite boredd.

Lonely Soul
So last night I was hanging out at the house where my friend Sean died. I was hanging out with all my buddies and it was a lot of fun. We even jammed out and I grabbed Seans drumstick, highhats and snare drum and even did a little bit of some shit blues drummin' while Snoop played the harmonica and Kevein was rockin his brand new awesome ass Fender Precision bass he's got. It made me very sad though. Last Thanksgiving, Sean, myself, Dirty, Noggins, Seans Aunt Karen and a couple of her friends were camping down at Lake Monroe here in Indiana. THanksgiving camping along with Feburary camping was becoming tradition with us. So anyway, as I was leaving the house to go to a bar with my girls I went into the room that Sean died in - morbid I know - but I just felt I couldnt help it. Sean was my brother, my friend and my family. Someone I've know for a large portion of my life and I just couldnt help but see where it happened. I even sat on the bed. I was overcome with this saddness and lon

Arkansas
HELLO ALL ARKANSAS MEN WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME JENNIFER MONROE ARKANSAS' #1 TG GIRL. PLEASE EMAIL ME HERE AT FUBAR. PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME FOR SOME ADULT DISCRETE PRIVATE FUN. I GIVE THE BEST BJ'S AND HAVE THE TIGHTEST LITTLE HOT HOLE YOU WILL EVER HAVE! PLEASE MEET AND GREET ARKANSAS' # 1 TRANSGENDER GIRL JENNIFER MONROE I AM NOT ON HERE TO PLAY GAMES. I DO NOT DO CYBER OR PHONE SEX. I AM ON HERE FOR REAL HOOK-UPS ONLY. LOOKING FOR HOT SEXY LOCAL MEN OR MEN TRAVELING TO ARKANSAS FOR DATING, HOOK-UPS, HOT SEX, FUN AND MAYBE EVEN MORE. I AM D/D FREE AND I PLAY SAFE. I AM A VERY ORAL AND ANAL TG GIRL. Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close 2 your heart because you might just wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. PLEASE BE REAL AND HONEST I AM. I ALSO AM VERY, VERY, VERY PRIVATE AND DISCRETE GIRL AND WILL DO SO FOR YOU AS WELL. HOPE TO HEAR FROM ALL Y

Thanksgiving
I really hate thanksgiving this year my boyfreind really needs to go fuck himself. I guess if u don't like someone now is the time to say it. I'm in denver. Well just north of there. Whatever rt? Not much difference. But anyhoo It sucks here. It's ugly and not that cold really. I'm from washington it's alot colder and snowier there. Truthfully I would have liked to have seen some snow today. I hate the broncos they r ugly and suck. I know the seahawks do to now but at least they got an excuse. Ok i may have offended someone from denver but i don't care. I had to make a reservation to go to dinner that was nasty and dirty. It cost like 75.00 for 2 not including drinks. and a tip. they didn't deserve one they were a bunch of fucking pigs there and if u didn't keep the reservation they chg u 25.00. Which would be fine if they were good but they arn't. Gross. I know it's cool here if u ski and snowboard and what not but i like that too. I do it in washington where ppl w

For The Soldiers
The American Red Cross is sponsoring a national "Holiday Mail for Heroes" campaign to receive and distribute holiday cards to servicemembers and veterans both in the United States and abroad. Holiday Mail for Heroes, which began Tuesday, Veterans Day, is a follow-up to the 2007 effort that resulted in the collection and distribution of more than 600,000 cards to hospitalized servicemembers. This year's program will expand its reach to not only wounded servicemembers but also veterans and their families. The goal is to collect and distribute 1 million pieces of holiday mail. "As we enter this holiday season-a time to celebrate with family and friends-it's important to remember the thousands of men and women who serve our nation in harm's way and those who are recovering in military and veterans hospitals," said Army Col. Norvell V. Coots, commander, Walter Reed Health Care System. "The Holiday Mail for Heroes program is a wonderful outreach effort and a great way to acknowledge

Story Of The Tatty Teddy
The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down. All the things that once made the house nice and cozy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on……and even, surely by some mistake, a little brown teddy bear. He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn’t move. Then, one day, a very cold day, something fell from the sky… a little snowflake. It landed on the teddy bear’s little nose and then was followed by many more. He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier. The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue… so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad. Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer. One beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when s

Number 6
You Are 6: The Loyalist You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal. People find you easy to love and care for. You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises. You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world. At Your Best: You are courageous, a positive thinker, and expressive. You can take on the world. At Your Worst: You are secretly insecure - which makes you sarcastic, cold, and argumentative. Your Fixation: Doubt Your Primary Fear: Abandonment Your Primary Desire: Security and support Other Number 6's: Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Marilyn Monroe, and Julia Roberts. What Number Are You?

A Trip Ill Never Forget
here it is november 24 my bags are all packed im heading to chicago/indiana via train too meet someone...well i got a call from her saying she had family emergency...im thinking great im gonna be stranded at a train station in chicago...so i go grab a bite to eat at the station.then i sit there thinking what should i do...first thought was to call my sister...call my sister saying im gonna be stranded..we talk a few minutes and i was prowling thinking of what to do..she asked how far from airport and how much money i had so i told her..she said ok go find a taxi and tell them u want to go to airport..thinking ok find a few taxis ask them how much money to get me to ohare airport 40.00 one guy said...well one guy said come on ill take you to airport... well this guy walked me like 2 blocks to a train and wanted 40.00 in doing this i was like for what??you walked me there.then he said i carried ur bag...then i catch this train and it had 17 stops to make till it was at airport..once at

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Red Friday
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant traveling with a folded Flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the Sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. "No, he responded." "Heading out I asked?" "No. I'm escorting a Soldier home." "Going to pick him up?" "No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his Family." The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the Soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the Soldier's Family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and

Dad At Mall!!
Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenage boy sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' I got this out of my aol mail funny shit.

25th January 2009 - Photograhy Workshop
DUE TO THE SUCCESS OF THE NOVEMBER WORKSHOP WE HAVE HAD ENQUIRIES FOR THE DATE OF THE NEXT EVENT - 25th JANUARY 2009. SHOOT: ADULTS ONLY - 18+ OPEN FETISH STYLE SHOOT in exclusive private location . For those Photographers and Models looking to expand portfolio with a unique niche look. RSVP only! NO WALK INS We are EXPECTING (with current interest) the following numbers for the event 10 photographers (No walk ins) 6 models DATE: 25th January 2009 COST: $200 per photographer. Pay cash on entry TIME: 10am - 3pm. Complimentary food and refreshments provided during any breaks. Models and MUA's will be there at 10am Models arriving late (please try not to) will need to have their makeup done before they arrive. LOCATION: Green Point (near Gosford). Must RSVP to receive address and information. PREMISES & EQUIPMENT: The Central Coasts premier equipped dungeon. This is a great opportunity for novice and/or professional photographers and models to

Double Fudge Syndrome!
Double Fudge Syndrome is a phenomena that occurs on a rather quite frequent basis...It is a result of no matter what you say or no matter how hard you try shit keeps coming out of both ends!......lol:P

A Brand New Day
Regarding My blog of yesterday……….. I have decided that I shall be staying………….BUT I do this for ME and no one else From now on, anyone who wishes to cause me trouble or drama will be out, no matter who you are or how close you may be to me, YOU WILL BE OUT FOR GOOD However I do wish to take this time to thank my friends who showed me that no matter what NO ONE is going to drive me away, thank you my friends I love you all To one in particular you alone made me realise the big mistake I would be making if I did go so to you, I thank you from the deepest part of my heart ♥ Finally, to the ONE who has been behind this trouble and drama, move on for you are not welcome here and if you persist you will be considered a stalker and will be treated as such, there is no longer any kind of friendship here for you EVER

Someone For Me
This time I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life The one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I´ll be waiting for the real thing. I'll know it by the feeling. The moment when we´re meeting Will play out like a scene straight off the silver screen So I`ll be holdin’ my breath Right up to the end Until that moment when I find the one that I'll spend forever with `Cause nobody wants to be the last one there. 'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares. Someone to love with my life in their hands. There`s gotta be somebody for me like that. `Cause nobody wants to go it on their own And everyone wants to know they´re not alone. Somebody else that feels the same somewhere. There`s gotta be somebody for me out there. Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight And damn it this feels too right It´s just like Déjà Vu Me standin’ here with you So I´ll be holdin`my breath Could this be the end

Fubucks Being Stolen From My Account.
Okay So I Had Like 500,000 Fu-bucks Last Night When I Went To Bed And I Woke Up This Morning And Now I Only Have 171,653 Fu-bucks. Fu-bar Bouncer In The Fu-bar Support Lounge Said There Isn't Any Settings That Keeps People From Doing This Kind Of Stuff. I Think They Should Put More Protection On Here To Keep People From Going In To Other Peoples Accounts.

Christmas Train
WELCOME TO TULSA'S ANGEL'S CHRISTMAS TRAIN! Wish all of my awesome fu friends a very Merry Christmas and the best New Year ever! Please stop by all of the riders, fan, rate/re-rate them and send a friend request if not already friends. If you are friends, please re-rate and fan if not fanned. Then leave a Christmas comment and be sure to rate their salute. You might also comment their salute photo too. Gifts are totally optional! Thank you and have fun! ☆ ☆ ღTulsa's Angelღ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ħąźęłęŷęď Şōłďĭęŗ ☆☆

Xerox Is Doing Something Cool
My dad sent this to me in an email and I wanted to share it. I fully support the men and women overseas risking their lives to keep every one of us safe. Please take a minute to check this out, it really won't take much of your time at all. Thanks! ~Mel SAY THANKS TO OUR TROOPS! XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL If you go to this web site, www.letssaythanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services. How cool would it be if we could get everyone we know to send one!?! It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be great if the soldiers stuck over seas during the holidays received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them. For what those service men and women are being put through, we can never say enough t

On Returning To Fubar...
So, maybe I had way too much time on my hands at work today, or perhaps it was the significant lack of sleep I’ve had this holiday week, but it became clearer to me that returning to fubar, is like dating an ex. In the very beginning, you are curious about what has occurred in your absence, what’s new, what’s exciting, how things have been. At first it’s fun, almost exhilarating. While catching up on all that you’ve missed, there is a comfortable familiarity. So, you focus on all that is positive, while you laugh over memories, and reminisce about the past. The moments are enjoyable, and you wonder why you had ever lost touch. Time spent together becomes a habit, and you find yourself sharing time without even planning on it. After a while, it becomes so second nature. In time, you start recognizing peculiarities. Things that once seemed innocuous begin to drive you crazy. The things that they say, the way that they dress, the things that they do, all becom

Old Music For A New Society
Vi må huske på at terroranslagene 2001 ble utført av mennesker som ikke godtar musikk på den vestlige måten (underholdning etc). Og den ble planlagt i samarbeid med mennesker som elsker musikk. Det er det eneste mysteriet ved 11-9. Svaret er HØYTTALERNE. Splittelsen i lyden som elektrisk musikk på konsert medførte, og særlig stereolyd på plater og etterhvert andre medier, er den totale og fatale splittelsen (den beveger seg fra øreinngangene til høyttalerne og tilbake) som låser mennesker fast til sofaen i et skidzofrent apati. Den skapte på 60-tallet grobunnen for en lammelse som er absurd ettersom musikk i utgangspunktet skal være frigjørende. Yoko ga meg bildet på problemet fysisk da jeg prøvde å lytte til hennes Blueprint-plate. Selv om problemet er eldgammelt for meg og sikkert for mange andre. Plata viser splittelsen fysisk ved å ha to like låttitler i begynnelsen og en fysisk splittelse til slutt. I tillegg til utrolig mange andre skidzo-fenomene

Winter Wonderland Auction
I need your help!!! OWN me for a month, I'll be your slave!!! WINTER WONDERLAND AUCTION NOW OPEN! Bids start at 100k There is a most rates bonus!!! So even if you don't bid, take 10 seconds to come rate me!!! Come get you a new FU!!!! SHOW THIS WOMAN SOME LOVE, SHE'S HOSTING: Sweetpeabayba

Misc.
Just venting, I guess! fubar is NOT going to change. Never has never will! We have always adjusted to every new change that we hated and bitched about in the past! Mabey it is different for me than for others! Dont get me wrong,I LOVE points, but MY friends are way more important than fucking points!! I dont blame ANYONE for not spending anymore money!! I dont blame anyone who has dished out thousands of dollars to be extremely pissed off about the new rating system, but it is what it is. Think about LC/CT when there was no money dished out! We worked our ass off to level with help from FRIENDS!! That was the fun times!! Thats when we cared about our friends more than points! I am here to have fun and nothing more! Seeing some of these status' this morning have really upset me! I use other peoples Autos to help myself level! I will NOT stop doing that! Everyone knows, if you dont have autos, you DONT get rated! That was one of those changes that most of us hated in the b

Conclusions
why is it that when u r with someone even when u r close to each other and far away that u jump to conclusions and you don't ask first. i thought that there was trust ia my relationship i gave it to her and i got none in return, i would hear things so i would ask,but she would just say fuck it i will not ask i belive that this is what he is doing. it was not the truth i was not doing what was thought by her and she told some one to tell me she doesn't want me an taht she has said it to me when she never did if she would have i would have left her alone. she did this before and she couldn't stop thinking about me and i her tehn she found out by talking to me that what she had thought was not true,so we were back together and it was good she was happy and i was happy because we were happy together. but now she has did it to me again and i want to know why but she will probably never talk to me again.if u read this and u know who u r i love u with all my heart and i did nothing that u may

My Mood Tonight
I am sitting here listening to my music tonight and this song came on. The lyrics and music itself always give me goosebumps and puts me in such a mood! Its such an incredibly sexy song by Type O Negative. Love love love this song! This is DEFINITELY my mood tonight! Wolf Moon by Type O Negative The 28th day She'll be bleeding again And in lupine ways We'll alleviate the pain Unholy water Sanguine addiction Those silver bullets A last blood benediction It is her moon time When there's iron in the air A rusted essence Woman may I know you're there Hey wolf moon Come cast your spell on me Hey wolf moon Come cast your spell on me Don't spill a drop dear Let me kiss the curse away Yourself in my mouth Will you leave me with your taste? Beware The woods at night Beware The lunar light So in this gray haze We'll be meeting again And on that great day I will tease you all the same

My Trains
Fantasy Flight The Convoy Wild Dreamland Skinny Dipping Wet N Wild Waterslide Feelin' Groovy Hippie Train Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe Triple Dog Dare Coke vs Pepsi I believe in Angels Pink Panther It's a Whimsical World Conga Line

Things I Like
They call me a Bitch . . . When I stand up for myself Or support my own convictions. When I defend someone else Or express my own opinions. When I stand up for those I love . . . And for those, I hate. When I speak my own mind & such Or try to do things my own way. When I work hard for whatever I wanted Instead of having it handed to me. When I am strong willed & determined To succeed in a man's world. . .yet keep my dignity! They call me a Bitch . . . Because . . . I teach my kids "the old fashioned way" In order for them to be more responsible. Because . . . I raise my kids the hard way To be confident & stronger people. Because . . . I teach my kids NOT to be rude, but very polite And why they shouldn't break laws or cardinal sins. Because . . . I direct my kids NOT to be afraid to fight And to stand up tall for what they believe in. Because . . . I tell them to love themselves & ALL humans To respect themselves, their neighbors & each other. Because I won't tol

Random Funny Stuff
Well, yes, it is funny! I dont think I am the greatest now or something, lol. A good friend gave me this name a while ago. It always makes me laugh when he called me that. I have no clue why, I never asked him about it. Its just funny enough to use it and thats all. I decided to get a new name on here (again ;) ), because I thought about deleting this account (again ;) ) but a friend made me stay, so I thought this would be a good time for a change. Any comments? lol

Thoughts
It is funny how you can have lots and be around lots of people and still feel empty and lonely.. I have a child and a man but feel like I am laking.. I feel alone in this world and it hurts me and scares me. Men have used and abused me.. Women just treat me like a piece of shit. I want people to see past my outside and see the inner me for a change.. Is it wrong to be sensative? Is it wrong to care? I just don't understand but don't want to feel epmty anymore..

Rude People
NEW YORK – A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said. At least four other people, including a woman who was eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals for observation or minor injuries, and the store in Valley Stream on Long Island closed for several hours before reopening. Shoppers stepped over the man on the ground and streamed into the store. When told to leave, they complained that they had been in line since Thursday morning. Nassau police said about 2,000 people were gathered outside the store doors at the mall about 20 miles east of Manhattan. The impatient crowd knocked the man, identified by police as Jdimytai Damour of Queens, to the ground as he opened the doors, leaving a meta

The Dreams And Shadows
It is not easy to refuse a dream. Esp the dream that let yoy smile, that let you breathe & that made you feel so very good. However, there is a moment where you have to come down from up there & so you see that everyone around you is unhappy, even the one sharing your dream. So you simply sit in the shadows & think think think. And do the moves that you think are the best in the situation. Even if it hurts badly. The ones that love you, will eventually understand & forgive, you hope... (to be continued)

The Diary Of Me!!!
I sit here thinking looking back at my life not wishing things were different because everything happens for a reason but hoping and praying that i can learn from my mistakes and become a better person. I am me and that's all i can be. I have nothing to offer n e one other than me and just me should be good enough. People tell me that I am an awesome friend that I will make some man very happy someday but I feel like I am losing hope. I have met many people and thinking that a few of them would be the one. In the long run tho they ended up being just another guy looking to try to use me as there toy. Last i knew i was real i have a heart and i have feelings and my heart does break and my feelings do get hurt. How many chances does a person have at finding love finding someone who loves them for the good in them and the bad?? Now I am not saying it should be easy finding the right guy but gosh why did God have to make it so damn hard? Now I know women can be just as rude

Never Mind!!!!!
Ok, so I didn't call when I said that I would, and I didn't come home some nights. But never mind that. I slept very little and work long days just to provide us with a pleasent home, but never mind that. I kept you with me each, and everyday that I was away from you, but never mind that. Now you've mistreated me on more than a number of times and you still say to me never mind. Well I think that it's time for me to leave now and ask you to never mind.

Billy Made For Me
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? THIS IS A SPECIAL TIME FOR HIM GUYS. THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT AND ITS NOT LIKE WE ALL GET TO HAVE THESE THINGS EVERY DAY.. HELP MAKE IT A SPECIAL TIME FOR HIM PLZ... HES SUCH A NICE PERSON.. AND YOU GAIN FROM IT JUTS AS MUCH AS HE DOES.. Don't mizz out his auto 11's are pumping too. So hurry on over they wont be on for much longer... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS PROFILE.. THANK YOU AUTO 11S ON JONLEE74 FU-BROTHER TO JUJU AND OWNED BY Life's a Beach@ fubar HIT HIM HARD EVERYONE (repost of original by 'LONESUM MIZZ SHADY WANTS AUTO'S :) 2nd ALARM HOTTIE' on '2008-11-29 01:09:

Army Life
Okay, I have seen so many things about how our soldiers are stupid for being over there fighting a war that isn’t ours. First off, they don’t have a choice, so calling them names is pretty pathetic. It is their job, it is what they do. It is not their fault that our Government sends them in to "police" the rest of the world instead of taking care of the problems we have at home. As I said it is their job! You do yours and they do theirs, pretty simple concept. They don’t go on TV talking about what an idiot you are for doing your job, but they are protecting your rights to call them names for theirs. Some of you even have the nerve to go to their funerals and spit at them and say crazy shit. Now, I’m not a believer in Heaven nor Hell, but if there is the later of them, I sure hope you find it a broil in it’s glory!! When my husband wanted to join I was always telling him hell no, but in the long run, it’s a guarenteed paycheck! I know when he gets paid and a round about amo

I Love Poetry, Here Is One Of My Favorites!! "the Devils High"
In the days of old and nights were bold and toilets wern't invented, you left your load beside the road and walked away contented. Now down a hill to take a pill and smoke a righteous bud, the pill was paste the bud was laced and soon you started coughing blood. Saw it cried, later died and was buried in a hole. Took his stash of pot and hash and was buried with his bowl. Now down in hell where satin dwells and things get mighty hot, the devil said to bad your dead and can't enjoy your pot. So he packed and smashed an ounce of hash and put it in your tiny little pipe, he smoked your dope in one great toke and soon his eyes got bright. Yes my friend it's true you really got me stoned so for in return you shall not burn instead I'll send you home. This poem was wrote by my brother and his friends and myself.

Rude People
This is my first one.....and probably my last too. I am done trying to add people as friends....I have added a few yesterday and most accepted, a few didn't....I don't care if a person doesn't add me, that's their choice.....but when a person doesn't accept and then sends me a personal message that says "Why would I wanna be your friend ? You are one ugly ass, cheese dick looking mother fucker".............that shit was down right fuckin mean and not called for. If you don't want to add me as a friend then fine, just deny the request.....keep your stupid ass childish rude remarks like to yourself...... Anyway, I am done trying to add new people as my friends, and further more....I am thinking about deleting my account here on fubar.............this site was cool at first, but it has turned into one great big giant popularity contest and I think it now sucks rotten eggs out of an @ss-hole.......I somehow doubt that BabyJesus intended his pride and joy to turn out like this......nothin

Just A Survey
Whether you're single or not..repost this..or else The world will end in an explosion of hot pink magma coming from the Earth's core. And it won't be fun even if you like hot pink. Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Lick me: Fuck Me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: What would you do i

"....her Special Surprise From Master....."
She sits and waits again for Him... His last words come back to her now as she sits waiting and wondering what will be His pleasure tonight. She smiles as she thinks of the pleasure He gives her. Her heart and mind reel with the promise of what is to come tonight. Tonight He has told her she will get a big surprise. He said she has been good and He will reward her obedience and service with a special treat. She wonders now what that will be. She sits now her mind wandering and her hands too, stroking over her own skin as she thinks of Him. The feel of her own hands excite her as she thinks of Him, almost as if His own hands touch her now. She sits back, her eyes closed now and her hands run through her hair and down her neck. Her fingertips lightly trace over her soft skin and trail down between her breasts. They linger there, nestled between them caressing the warm skin there. She drifts off in her mind as she sits now, her hands caressing gently as she sits. She wanders in

Hot Stuff
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can

Virgo
VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something un-trustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget the one and only. (Some of this is TRUE!)

Wtf, How Could She
wtf...? i sit and ask how could she do this i did what i needed to do yet in the end i am the one that got screwed i helped her out the best that i could i tried to help her with things she couldn't do yet here i am sitting wondering what can i do i tried to help her with unpaid bills yet she kicked me out cause it has not came through i paid my rent like i was suppose to yet her light's get shut off and i am the one screwed 2 days she said to get my stuff just two days that's not even enough yet my bills got paid all in time yet here i am running out of time i tried to be a good friend like i was suppose to yet she didn't even care wtf ? i sit and ask yet no answer's will come for i know them all she doesn't care about the way her hurtful words make me feel she never did so i will leave like she asked me to go home to my family at lest there i know i will not be hurt by friends cause what she is doing now a friend would never ever do

I Believe
I believe— that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe— that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe— that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe— that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe— that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe— that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe— that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe— that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe— that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe— that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had bett

Friendship Vs. Love
Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust. Love is when you feel like you are the only two around. Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care. Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart. Friendship is being close even when you are far apart. Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near. Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best. Love is when you bring them the very best. Friendship occupies your mind. Love occupies your soul. Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need. Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side. Friendship is a warm smile in the winter. Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart. Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares: A tender laugh, which opens your heart, A single touch that melts away your fe

Strength & Courage
It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend’s pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide your own pains. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live. Do u have strength or courage

Right Now…
Somebody is very proud of you. Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody misses you. Somebody wants to talk to you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody hopes everything turns out all right. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody is celebrating your successes. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody admires your strength. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody thinks the world of you. Somebody wants to protect you. Somebody would do anything for you. Somebody wants to be forgiven. Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.

Remember
Remember that your presence is a present to the world. Remember that you are a unique and unrepeatable creation. Remember that your life can be what you want it to be. Remember to count your blessings, not your troubles. Remember that you'll make it through whatever comes along. Remember that most of the answers you need are within you. Remember those dreams waiting to be realized. Remember that decisions are too important to leave to chance. Remember to always reach for the best that is within you. Remember that nothing wastes more energy than worry. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Remember that the longer you carry a grudge, the heavier it gets. Remember not to take things too seriously. Remember to laugh. Remember that a little love goes a long way. Remember that a lot goes forever. Remember that happiness is more often found in giving than getting. Remember that life's treasures a

10 Ways To Be Unhappy
Make little things bother you. Don’t just let them, make them. Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don’t put first things first. Find yourself a good worry, one about which you cannot do anything. Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving perfection. Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is always right, and be rigid in your rightness. Don’t trust or believe people, or accept them at anything but their worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Insist that others always have hidden motives. Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery. Take personally everything that happens to you. Don’t give yourself whole-heartedly to anyone or anything. so do u wanna be UNHAPPY or HAPPY????

The Horror Train
Hes Back (The Man Behind The Mask) - Alice Cooper welcome to THE HORROR TRAIN all you do is * rate these photos /fubar.com/photo.php?u=686764&albumid=1353892&i=3396009196 then: * rate * add *fan * comment if they are already your friend * add if they aren't your friend yet (joining the Horror train) then send a PM to VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar

Hair Cut
Hi everybuddy :) So I found out recently my department was closing due to the loss of my big client. As a result I am being transferred to an office in my new client's building. So I have to dress up and today I had all my hair cut off. I am donating it to Beautiful Lengths , to be made into a wig for cancer patients. New pics of me with short hair are in my "Me new short hair omfg" album. :D My friend TrickyZ made me this:

Ta Ta's
I wish I could find a good set of real tit's! Just want to have some to hold on those cold winter nites, lay up against in bed at nite, be able to look at when ever I want, and of course play with them when the urge hits! Save the ta ta's!

Best Breast Contest
Starting 11-30-08 I will be holding a best breast contest open to any members of dirty little secrets lounge . The contest will run for 1 week ( dec 6th ). The winner will get a 1 month vip . Participants will be judged by 6 judges 3 men and 3 women . Ladies remember bigger isnt always the best . So breast of all sizes are welcome to join and have an equal chance of winning . Contest rules 1 . participant must be at least 18 years old at time picture was taken . 2. must be a member of dirty little secrets lounge . Even though this is not being put on by dls . and does not reflect anything on the lounge . 3. judges have final say . winner will recieve a 1 month vip from me . To enter you just have to add me to your friends list and send a message saying you want in the contest .or you can comment on this blog and say your in . Good luck to all that enter .

X-mas Shopping!
Yesterday I went after thanksgiving shopping for my first time! It was CRAZY!! I saw an old man get beat down by a lady over a XBox 360, poor man was hanging on to that game for dear life!!! I dont believe that I would want to go back to WAL-MART this time of the year again!!

Hmm, I Knew I Was Original
HowManyOfMe.comThere are3 people with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name? 3 out of 3 billion, not bad, not bad at all. I like my name it is one thing that I really like about my self, amoung other things, well, my first and last any way, not really keen on my middle name, my husband can't even get it right. but that's alright he calls me kate and I like that too

Hh Help Thanks To Those That Helped
Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. You collected 1,017,746 bonus points as Happy Hour sponsor. Cheers! 202 members leveled up during your happy hour: Benevolent Malevolence 'Barfly' (11) Demmon5000 'Regular' (12) workthecrowd 'Fu-Fighter' (5) "The XXperience" 'Twisted Fu' (6) Thick and Plump Pinup 'Freak' (9) kkostro 'Newfu' (1) happyzinger 'Fu-Fighter' (5) SUR_oscar_lira_X3 'Freak' (9) lolseriously? 'Freak' (9) kristinjeree 'Grasshopper' (3) lburg12 'Friend of fubar' (10) AlbertM 'Twisted Fu' (6) al_in_calif 'Fu-ling' (2) bigfoot 'Twisted Fu' (6) cammi 'Fu-ling' (2) *~FLOSSIN~* 'Chill Fu' (4) Short Bus R/L Hubby to HarleyGypsy 'Freak' (9) nsheck82 'Wasted Fu' (7) onebadmf 'Bad Fu' (13) sambamm-bamm9 'Wasted Fu' (7) CHRISTI 'Idol' (15) donej2smiley 'Grasshopper' (3) mischievity 'Freak' (9) mizkity4you 'Fu-Fighte

Computer Crime,cyber-harassment & Don't Say It Can't Happen On Fubar
I'm posting this because in the past I talked to a few about a law Missouri has. The real deal and a few seem to not believe.They are still prosecuting people in the case......Harassing & mind games online can be very dangerous... LOS ANGELES – A Missouri mother on trial in a landmark cyberbullying case was convicted Wednesday of only three minor offenses for her role in a mean-spirited Internet hoax that apparently drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide. The federal jury could not reach a verdict on the main charge against 49-year-old Lori Drew — conspiracy — and rejected three other felony counts of accessing computers without authorization to inflict emotional harm. Instead, the panel found Drew guilty of three misdemeanor offenses of accessing computers without authorization. Each count is punishable by up to a year in prison and a $100,000 fine. Drew could have gotten 20 years if convicted of the four original charges. U.S. District Judge George Wu declared a mistria

All These People Have Auto 11's On!!!!!
HERE AREA FEW FRIENDS THAT HAVE AUTO 11'S ON SO GO CK THEM OUT AND RATE,RATE,RATE:))YAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Here is a list of some friends with AUTO 11'S on go hit them hard!!!! :)) no fan no add~*tinkergirl101*~ owner of Bratt~@ fubar Jude has AUTO 11'S on friends hit her up! !!! ♥Hey Jude♥Asst. Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar TEXAS HELLCAT has AUTO 11'S on friends hit her up! !!! TEXAS HELLCAT PLEASE RERATE MY PAGE TY!!@ fubar TY MY FRIENDS ~BRATT~ ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK* &FuOwn Daddy@ fubar ♥~BRATT~♥@ fubar

Tis The Dam Season To Kill.....
Well people I need to leave you a line on the person who got trampled during "BLACK FRIDAY". Well I do hope that you shoppers of the infamous "black Friday" are resting well tonight. Score a kill for the stupid person who pushed her down, and all you fools that walked on her instead of picking her up. Rest well in the fact that you took your kids Christmas gifts over a human life. What the hell have we come to in the day that the birth of Christ is to be honored. Tell me nothing about how sad it is that it has happened cause nobody helpped the poor woman up. You just pushed her on down to her death. I hope that everyone there looses a loved one on that day and see how it feels. You are about the silliest, and craziest bunch of people in the world. I hope that you get cought and I hope that Wal-Mart gets sued and shut that location down. How do you do such dasterdly things to a humanbeing, and shop on. I hope that your kids have a bed sick Christmas just for the hell of it.

Change Of Email/messenger Name
Well what would we do without wonderful hackers and stupid people that like messing with other peoples stuff.Well i have been forced to change all my email addys and messenger name since I couldnt sign in this morning to nothing. So to those i have been talking to on yahoo messenger please add me again under the following wisesexibbw. Hope to hear from everyone soon.....Love my fubar friends.

Christmas Auction
Rockin around the Christmas Tree We're having another auction!! And once again it is a *NO FUBUCK AUCTION* So to make this crystal clear.... DO NOT MAKE FUBUCK BIDS!!! Make only bids of.... **Tickers** **Bling Packs** **Blasts** **VIP's** **Happy Hours** PLEASE DO NOT MAKE BIDS YOU CAN NOT KEEP!!! We (Jake & Jamie) are NOT responsible for bidders not paying up nor those up for auction not fulfilling their offer. We are simply hosting the auction. So PLEASE....... NO DRAMA!! You cause it... You're gone!! We plan on starting the Auction December 2nd at NOON Futime. The auction will close one week later on December 9th at NOON Futime. We will be accepting entries until 10 am Futime Dec. 2nd and this time I WILL NOT be accepting anyone after the deadline.

Fubar Skins
I would like to have a skin made with this pic below I will pay who ever makes it. Just send me a pm and let me know how much you will charge me. I dont want nothing to big like the fonts, and I would like the color's to match the tag. :) Thank You! Love SinfulBrat

My Owners
A/F/R my new owners. They are great friends and sweethearts. Show them fu luv and yes theyll; show it back. })i({«☆«(¯`¤LîÑz¤´¯)»☆»})i({@ fubar AND ♥SuBmIsSiVe♥BiBraT♥Fu-WiFey To☆LiNz☆&FuOwned By Got Ink?@ fubar

Pick Your Weapon!! Free Fubux
I have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The

~finally!!~
I FINALLY HV MY NAME IN A BOOK FOLKS..I SUBMITTED MY POEM TO POETRY.COM AND HAD IT SELECTED TO BE PUBLISHED..IT IS ON THE VERY FIRST PAGE OF THE BOOK IT WAS PUBLISHED IN..I AM FUCKIN PSYCHED!!!..IM GOING TO KEEP ONWRITING AND SEE WHERE IT CAN GET ME..CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND HOPE FOR THE BEST..THANK YOU TO ALL WHO BELIEVE IN ME!!!...LUUUUVVVV AND HUUUGGGZZZZ TO YA!

Things Do Get Better
After 2 years 3 months and so many days, I finally got a place of my own. It's been a long f***ing time to say the least. I went from having it all to having nothing and I've finally managed to climb back up this far. If I can pull this sort of apparent miracle off, anybody can. Whoever reads this, keep your chin up.

What Do I Want..
What do I want? Ill tell you. I want you on your knees legs apart sitting back on your calves waiting for me. It might be a few minutes or it might be an hour or two. Ill be there when I get there. You will be in your white panties and noting more other than your collar. You will be in your living room on your knees head down and hands behind your back. When I arrive I will expect you to remain in that position until I do otherwise with you. Two hours later.. I enter your house walking thru your living room past you as if you weren’t there to the kitchen to get a drink of water. Returning to you I grip your hair in my hand tightly from behind pulling your head up to see my face. Didn’t you know to have a glass of water waiting for me? Didn’t you? Pushing your head back down. I dig in my pockets and find a set of nipple clamps. You like these don’t you? ....Hush.. I didn’t ask you to speak. You could have had them if my water had been waiting. Raise up and stand on your

Dine And Ditch
dine and ditch ...lyrics *=chorus i met this girl about a month ago so i called her up she said she wanted to go *out for the night and i knew she wouldnt bite *so i hoped in my car and put the pedal to the metal than she called me up said it would be nice to relax for the night i had some cash i found a room and the price was right so i said *why dont you just meet me *at this hotel descretely *and well decide where to go from there so we layed down things were going right she had her credit card and asked if i wanted a bite so we headed off to the restorant with the red lite after the meal came she said she had to make a call than she steped outside but she never came back at all (yea she never came back at all)

My Prefer Songs
It's a hard world to get a break in All the good things have been taken But girl there are ways to make certain things pay Though I'm dressed in these rags, I'll wear sable some day Hear what I say I'm gonna ride the serpent No more time spent sweatin' rent Hear my command It ain't no use, I'm breakin' loose, Holdin' me down, stick around But baby (baby) Remember (remember) It's my life and I'll do what I want It's my mind and I'll think what I want Show me I'm wrong, hurt me sometime But some day I'll treat you real fine There'll be women and their fortunes Who just want to mother orphans Are you gonna cry When I'm squeezing them dry? Taking all I can get No regrets When I ... openly lie And live on their money Believe me honey, that money Can you believe, I ain't no saint No complaints So girl go out Any doubt And baby (baby) Remember (remember) It's my life and I'll do what I want It's my mind and I'll think what I want Show me I'm wrong, h

Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR

Waiting Of Friday
Waiting on friday intro...... (vocals) well mondays almost over and tuesdays always a drag maybe by wednesday ill have good reson to brag thursday maybe ill drink my frears away in hopes that the next day will be the best day because.... (chorus) "Im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im waiting on what friday holds" cuz we can all be friends and sit around and drink our beer and act like fools and have no fear (vocals) well im hoping youll be there cuz i really dont feel like going stag but even if you dont ill still throw a few back and theres always saturday but thats not what i want because.... (chorus) "im waiting on what friday holds" "yes im wating on what friday holds" and all i hope is you are too... outro....

Fus Sexiest Tattoos
This is very simple.... Send me your Sexiest pic, containing your Sexiest tattoo. I will have a very special folder for yall to strut your stuff in. Everyone will be able to vote. Winner will recieve every last Fubuck that I have at the time of judgement. Sooooo...... Show us what you got! Thanks

Fake People
->Haley ("Go...: i guess you are done talking to me .. you have a bueatiful evening .. ->Haley ("Go...: you are quiet ? ->Haley ("Go...: doesnt have to be nasty just a hi ->Haley ("Go...: i dont mind saying hi over webcam ->Haley ("Go...: so can you send me pics of who you are ? ->Haley ("Go...: anyone can post a pic Haley ("Go...: i see ->Haley ("Go...: hmm i could do that .. but i would need to see exactly who i am talking to online .. i mean you Haley ("Go...: before i come out starting online ->Haley ("Go...: while i am fucking you in the mouth or in the pussy .. or before you come out Haley ("Go...: after all hes not gettin any of this Haley ("Go...: i insist that if you are serious then you talk to my husband about it i inisist that he be thoroughly humiliated ->Haley ("Go...: whats that ? Haley ("Go...: i do have one condition tho Haley ("Go...: sure ->Haley ("Go...: so am i one of those guys you would like to come and visit ? Haley ("Go...

A Soldiers Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Best Place To Get Great Online Deals.
For finding information on various topics people access the World Wide Web. It provides people the means to communicate and exchange information at lightening speeds in any region of the world. It has expanded a lot since its inception and now its vastness can be compared with that of an ocean. While the web has enabled people to obtain information on everything with a click of a mouse, its vastness has created other types of problems. Everyday several new sites are getting added to the Internet and one may find it difficult to locate a particular site from the crowd of other sites. Even a search in the major search engines throws up thousands of pages to choose from. This can be inconvenient for the Internet users, as for some people bandwidth is precious and wastage of time in finding a site is cumbersome for others. People can search the Internet for various purposes. The students can search it for doing reference work or finding answers to their questions. The people who lo

Choices
we all seem to have a certain amount of choices to make in our lives. some good,some not sure and REALLY BAD. i've made all of them at one point in my life. the funny thing about the uncertainty of life is it's all laid out by CHOICES.

Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts..
I'm so tired of everyone thinkin they got one up on me. Well I'mma be the one with the last laugh f*ckers. My lawyer thinks he's gonna charge me an arm n a leg for doing absolutely nothing. I got somethin else for that arsehole. I contacted him in September to get started on my case and it's now December 1st. Nothing is done. (If anyone knows of a good personal injury lawyer in Georgia or Florida lemme know.) He doesn't return my phone calls. Then my chiropractor, wow! newhoz..on another note.. When I lived in my hometown I was the quiet girl in school. No one wanted anything to do with me. Now that I'm married and in another state they all want me. How does that work? To late for them, they had their chance to get with me. HAHA. Sometimes I think that it's better for me not to have anything to do with the outside world but for work. Am i right? I don't know maybe it's just my drunken thoughts that are runnin through my head that make me this d*mn crazy. How did my life get this f*cke

Lung Cancer!
hi everyone . just wanted 2 let ya'll all that i have lung cancer ! the doctor told me 9 to ~ 15 months left! the cancer has moved up into my chest now so im not breathing 2 well so this will cut sum time off of my time. 6 to 8 months if im lucky. i wanna thank all my friends on here for helping me to be strong ! ty

Death
Death may be a fact of life yes. And alot of people do believe that it comes in threes. But as far as I am concerned it is one of the worst parts of life there os. No matter how inevitable it maybe. And as for it comes in threes well this is nothing but a bunch of crap. So far in the past 4 months alone. Me and my fiance have lost 4 Family members alone. An uncle, Grandfather(his), but the wors loses of all was both of our fathers have just passed away within months apart. Both of our fathers were the greatest men that anyone could ever have asked to know. And yet both of them were riped away from us unfairly. I know that death is never fair and my dad did leave a rich fuffiling long life. But my father in law did have more time if only the doctors would not have failed him. And so here I am trying to hold it together for my fiances sake. Hoping I dont fall apart trying to hide all of my hurt, anger, frustration, and at the same time hurt and the feeling that I should have done more. I

What Is A Friend?
A friend is someone you turn to when things aren't going well for you, someone who you can talk to about your problems. Friends shouldn't hide shit from each other, especially something that effects the other person as well as yourself. I have someone in my life that I consider my sister, who I have done a lot for and she's intending on moving out but has not told me. I'm really upset with her, cause I've done so much for her and she is going behind my back and basically intending on fawking me over. She's dating this guy who is a complete asshole, who will never amount to anything in life. He's actually wanted by the police right now and ETF (emergency task force) came to our place a few weeks ago looking for him, I wasn't home I was at court with my mother cause she's trying to get disability, and guess what her and her bf are blaming me for calling the cops. Now tell me this why would I bring the cops to my own house??? Why would I jeopardize my daughter and my niece???

Today's America
Quick thought to start your day. Something I was pondering as I was driving to work this morning. "Liberal America does not negotiate with terrorists; they assign them lawyers and wrap them in the blanket of freedom provided by the Constitution." So...consider what I have said there and ask yourself the simple question of why are some Americans insist that those who would have spat upon and burned our most important document (well, until they were captured and it suddenly became useful to them) be protected by it? Why do we assign legal counsel and Constitutional rights to non-American citizens? Why would the ACLU labor to protect the 1st Amendment rights of individuals bent on our destruction? Is there no line to be drawn? Where is the anger and discussed we possessed back in September 2001? Did we forget? I am defending no administration, no specific person, nor am I attacking anyone in specific; I just fail to understand why we spend so much energy defending tho

Will Buy Bling Packs And Auto 11's!!
I have no money to buy my girls Xmas presents. I bought them a few little things, but that's all I could afford. One of my awesome friends is helping me with a few presents for them. Thank you SO much! I just want my 2 little girls to have an awesome Xmas.. Please help if you can. Even just a little helps! xoxo

12-1-08
It has come time for my brother, MR X, and I to say a temporary goodbye to all our family and friends. The song by Pink Floyd, On the Turning Away, says it best. My brother and I are not unique and there are too many in the world suffering today. The common practice of turning away must be swept away with a new wave of unity, compassion, understanding and sympathy. For every person who wants a job should find one at a livable wage. Every mouth should be satisfied with food and drink. Every person should have shelter and a roof over their head. Ever person should have an education and every sick person should be cared for. Every person should be respected for their beliefs as a God given right of free will. You will forever be in our hearts and thank you for all your prayers and support. It has given us strength to get us through these dark days. God Bless You All

Mansion In Jamaica
STAY IN A GATED 2 STORY MANSION NEAR NEGRIL, JAMAICA. 7 BEDRM-4 BATH- 2 KITCHENS- 24/7 SECURITY. PRICES: $50.00 A DAY PER PERSON INCLUDES BREAKFAST AND TRANSFERS TO AND FROM MONTEGO BAY AIRPORT. CONTACT ANN a_allen62@hotmail.com

Santa
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a Fubar t-shirt and a bag of coffee ;) I have been semi good this year :) Love, ClOwNz! and PS.... Lots of bling too! All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) (1999 Digital Remaster) - Alvin And The Chipmunks

Salesman From Montana
Salesman from Montana A young guy from Montana moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Montana.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. ' His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came to see him. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The kid says, 'One.' The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The kid says, '$101,237. 65.' The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell him?' The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I as

Life
The air rushes past my body as I plummet towards the icy water I so love. As I’m in the air I think about my first jump and I... my thoughts are shattered as I plunge into the icy water once again. Such is life; I’ve come to enjoy the freedom of “flying” from the cliff into the icy water. Sure it’s a rush leaving what I know as “stable” ground and leaping off into the air to be greeted by icy water but its being “weightless” for those few seconds that I truly love. Freedom from the stability, a view you can’t get anywhere else and nothing can touch you, if nothing more then a few seconds. I try to live my life according to this everyday that I can. Life is short, its what you make of it and if one tries hard enough anything can be done.

Cigarettes
Hey all, I never really use the blogs thing on here, but thought i would start now. I had my last cigarette an hour ago (2100 uk time) The reason for me quitting......i lost my amazing, fantastic, caring, one in a million grandad a few months ago to lung cancer. When we found out, the doctor gave him 6 wks to 3 months. Sadly he died exactly 6 weeks later. He had never smoked a cigarette in his life. This is one reason. The second is my 10year old son, David. He said something to me over the weekend, which shocked me. He said "i dont want you to die mum" i said, im not going to die for a very long time yet, to which he replied....but what if you get cancer!! I think this was my wake up call. So this morning, i got an appointment with my gp and as i have no willpower whatsoever, im gonna try and quit with nicotine replacement. I know its not going to be easy...far from it..but im gonna give it my best shot!! So no doubt ill be filling my blog, with ramblings and v

From A Friend
This is for men and women To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for t

To Vomit Or Not To Vomit...
So everyone around me has been getting the stomach flu since Friday...i've had it since saturday and it sucks. All my body wants to do is vomit even though I haven't really eaten anything. Would it make me feel better? Eh we'll see I guess...

Mr Second Best
mr. 2nd best intro... well what happend last wk you said you had to work late i heard you met a new date and thats when i realized this mess was coming to an end well i know all of what happend he took you out to dinner than to the movies and now your laying down with mr. 2nd best you shoulda told me you coulda had me but i dont mind it cuz i found somone better and i must say she helped me cuz she got this disaster out of my head cuz i took her out to dinner than to the movies but the best part of all was waking up with her in my bed while your still laying there looking up at mr second best

I Have Been On And Off Here For A Main Reason
MY HEADING SAYS WHAT I NEEDED TO SAY , DON'T PITY ME , DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME , LOVE ME FOR ME , JUST BE A FRIEND . I HAVE NON HOGESKINS LAPHOMIA , WHICH IS MY LYMPH NODES. SO , NOT ON MUCH ANY MORE , BUT , SHOW UP , WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT , TO SHOW SOME LOVE TO ONE'S THAT HAVE SHOWIN ME . TAKE CARE TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS . HUGS , Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2.. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You a

Crush
This is the Secret Crush Game. Im pretty sure everyone on here has a crush with at least one person on Tagged. So here are the rules. If you gotta crush on me.. reply to this telling me! But you must repost this if you wanna see who has a crush on you. Have fun! The results are gonna suprise you and might get you lucky ;)

Can No One Just Talk
i am so aggravated everyone automatically assume you are on here to cyber or webcam or to show explicit pics of yourself and if that is what ones choice is then thats fine but damn say more than "hello i am horny what r u doing ? wanna cam ? naughty pics ?" just say hello how was your day anything exciting going on or possibly how is the damn weather . for christ sake this is a site to have fun on not automatic porn or us .. someone just be real and sincere for a change .. i don't wanna fall in love them or have them move to a new state hell i just want a friend to chat with ,, so i have ranted i feel so much better

'twas The Night Before Christ:
THE CHRISTMAS TREE, O GOD, IS GROANING BENEATH GIFT-WRAPPED ANTICIPATION. THE TABLE SPREAD BEFORE US IS RESPLENDENT WITH SHARED FOODS PREPARED BY LOVING HANDS, FOR WHICH WE GIVE THANKS. AND NOW, AS THIS WAITING SEASON TICKS TO A BELL-RINGING, MIDNIGHT-MARVELOUS CLOSE, WE AROUND THIS TABLE ARE SCOOTING OVER TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE ANTICIPATED GUEST. COME AND BLESS US WITH THE GIFT OF YOUR PRESENCE AS WE SAY, "WELCOME."

Fetish Auction!
Thats right im up once again in the kinky fetish auction!! Click the link to go buy me!! Here are the offerings! Fu- Bucks bids - Your name added to my name *owned by* - Rate all pictues and stash during happy hour - SFW salute - My yahoo screen name - Access to all NSFW pics - 2 tricked out pictues for you done in photoshop - A Drinks once a week Real money bids (vip, blast) i will add - NSFW salute - Photo shoot for my owner - Private webcam viewing - A Thank you bully and blog entry in your honor - Add as top family for a month - Your name added to my display pic *owned by* BELIEVE ME YOU WONT REGRET IT ;)

Need Help!!!!
Im gonna give the whole story and i want a lawyers opinion on it.... ok i got pregnant when i was 20 with my boyfriend at the time and i was with him till my son turned 2 months old but i gave my son the guys last name we were never married and he has never lagitamized (not sure of the spelling) him ad his son there is also another problem the guy has been to jail for statatory (spelling again sorry) rape, he was 22 and the girl was 15, he went to jail before i met him but any way he has not helped nor gave me child support since my son was 2 months old but now my son is 4 years old he also has not called to ask about him or anything. i know that he has been in jail twice since our break up. i never went to child support enforcment to get it in writing or court ordered but we did have a verbal agreement which i know will not stand up in court. ok what i would like to know would i still need his permission to change me sons last name and what would i have to go through to get it d

Christmas
WE ARE SUCH STUBBORN FOLK, GENTLE GOD, ONLY MOVING TOWARD YOU WHEN IT'S TIME FOR A BABY, OF ALL THING! WHAT AN ILLOGICAL STORY, YET YOU KNEW IT WOULD TAKE SOMETHING UNEXPECTED TO GET OUR ATTENTION. BUT WITH US AS WE EDGE TOWARD THE MANGER AGAIN THIS YEAR, BOTH FROM CURIOSITY AND HABIT, PAUSING TO KNEEL THERE BECAUSE WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THE MESSAGE.

Freak?
What kind of freak are you? Are you the type that won't even talk about bedroom antics? Are that conservatively dressed, soft spoken, easily blushing school marm until you get behind the closed doors? Do you just exude sexuality at all times? Are you the type that just checks your inhibitions at the door and que sera sera (What will be will be)? Who is the aggressor in your bedroom? Do you take the lead? LADIES!! Do you ever just grab up your man and tell him who's in charge and just TAKE YOUR DICC?? FELLAS!! Do you slam the door when you come into the bedroom, proclaiming "DADDY'S HOME!!!" Are you the type of woman who's biggest turn on is seducing a man? Have you decided that a one night stand really isn't all that bad because you just had an itch that needed scratching? Are you type that Prince was talking about at the end of one of his tunes when he said, "Sex isn't all I think about. Sex is all I think about...YOU

Crushes...
Ok, so I'm thinking...(I know scary)...hehehe ABOUT CRUSHES tonite!!!I am a SINGLE woman and I have 22 crushes here on Fubar.. I am clueless to who these crushes are..I probably know who "3" of them are.. THAT's IT!! Who are the OTHER 19??? Please be BRAVE and reveal yourself to me.. I just might be CRUSHING on you as well... How will we EVER know if we don't tell each other?? I'm not asking you to POST it here.. Just send me a message or a SB response or SOMETHING.. Curiosity is getting the best of me!!!! I wanna get to know my CRUSHES!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!

Anything Is Possible
Spotlight Fundraiser My Awesome Friend Howey Is Really Trying His Hardest To Get Spotlight..I'd Love To See Him Get It Myself..He Needs As Much Help As He Can Get From Our Friends & Family To Donate As Much As Possible Towards His Spotlight Fund..He Is So Close To Becoming Disciple & Needs To Hurry To Get That Spotlight Before He Does... ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ ☣Howey☠ Feltersnatch☣ So If You Can Please Donate As Much As You Can..You Can Either Send The Donations Directly To Him Or You Can Send Them To Me..I'm Saving All My Fubux Towards His Spotlight Fund..I Will Add That Anyone Who Donates A Good Amount To Him I Will Make A Personal Skin For The Ones Who Do..So Please Click His Pic & Donate Anything You Can..My Link Is On He

Yes Another Gorgous Pic Miss Fiona Made For Me..hehe!
MAN i am so loved! and so greatful! The beautiful and talented MISS FIONA made another beautiful tage for me! i loves ya sissy! thank you for spoiling me as you do hun!

Godfather
I cant believe i thought i would never get to godfather. There are so many to thank but the one i really want to give one person the most credit for me getting to Godfather Level. that person is my awesome and a very special friend Katt1114. She is very supportive and always willing to help out whatever it may be. She Has done soooooo much to help me get to where i am and i can never really show how thankful i am to have katt1114 as a friend. Another friend who deserves a lot of credit for helping me get to godfather is my special friend aGem4life. She is always doing things along with Hershey to make me feel special and want to keep me coming back to Fubar. Please Show them some love they are great people. I want to Thank everybody in my Family and my Friends I get comments from on a daily basis.I love doing the trains and i want to thank you all for all the rates and comments you gave me to help me reach godfather. And finally i want to thank all the people i left out. th

Double
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Thanks. Giving.
this ain't poetic or any kinda thang. just a bubbly note on an intoxicated evening. just a moment in time that slowed for...a moment. and a thought in a head emptied of stuff. just a day of stuff emptied of thought. it's just. just not this. this is just. not. soooo...it began like this... people fuck you over. it's true. the person that fucks me hardest would be me. and it ain't even a fun kinda kinky. liminal. my favorite word. my way path lost again and on the way to duct taping new found injuries i remembered something. well, i didn't, but it seems like a good way to begin...a kind of 'once upon a time'. or not. again. thankful. i thought. remembered. meant. forgot. i forget a lot sometimes. almost more than i've ever known. or more. it's sometimes hard to tell. sometimes like always. always like never. again..i degress. not in a dress. in blue jeans dressed in cocktails. not cock. not now. i'm tired and have a headache. ache. again.

When The Storm Subsides
I’ve been driving through these nights This road reminding me of all I am As time drags on, these windows fade Reality starts slipping from my mind All I know is this all fades, the second that I’m by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say you’ll be there for me Please say that you’ll be there Just say you’ll be my side When the storm subsides All these years beneath the skin Everything inside me turning to the shame I was lost, but now I can see This fate is turning deep inside of me All I know is this all fades, the second that I’m by your side Can this be real, can this be fate Just say that you’ll be with me Please say that you’ll be there Just say that you’ll be my side When the storm subsides Whispers of October, haunting within As the sun dies and the stars fall This beautiful fate gently wraps these wounds Suppressing the bleeding to these torn lullabies, we are one And these wings fall around me and I know in one

Wanted To Share...
I really love this song, so I thought I would share the lyrics with you guys. I will post the video in my stash. You should check it out. The Temptation of Adam If this was the Cold War we could keep each other warm I said on the first occasion that I met Marie We were crawling through the hatch that was the missile silo door And I don't think that she really thought that much of me I never had to learn to love her like I learned to love the Bomb She just came along and started to ignore me As we waited for the Big One I started singing her my songs And I think she started feeling something for me We passed the time with crosswords that she thought to bring inside What five letters spell "apocalypse" she asked me I won her over saying "W.W.I.I.I." We smiled and we both knew that she'd misjudged me Oh Marie it was so easy to fall in love with you It felt almost like a home of sorts or something And you would keep the warhead missile silo good as new And I wa

Cool Websites
Hey... I found this thing on the bottom of ebay... and I was wondering if any of you got it... it freaking rocks! It's called StumbleUpon http://www.stumbleupon.com/productdemo.php If you don't got it you gotta get it... it only works with firefox... and it goes in your toolbar... I couldn't live without it! Click the Link to find out more about it!

For The Benefit Of The Public
Okay, folks, this is all thanks to the goth cruise documentary and it brought to mind that somehow, people still think that goth= devil worship. I'm a goth inside, we are allowed to smile, basically goth tells people the wrong message, which is really stupid, since most people who assume devil worship are well old enough to know better than to jump to conclusions. Goth is, in essence, non-conformity, it's telling the popular people, the pretty people, and all the people that would snub their noses at someone who isn't a mindless drone, to go fuck themselves. There are so many kinds of "Goth" that I can't remember them all. People assume automatically that being goth means you are either a freak, or you're depressed, because of the colors you wear and how much you apparently don't care. Goths are very caring people who just want to see the world from their point of view, be it artistic, geeky, or anything that isn't considered "Cool". Despite the dark clothing, and the dark ma

Scalding Facts.
* Scalding liquids are the No. 1 cause of burn injuries among children in the United States. Yet, pediatric scald injuries are predictable and preventable. **Nationally, scald injury is responsivle for two-thirds of all visits to hospital emergency rooms and more then one-third of all admissions to burn centers. *** The greatest number of scalded burns occur in the home--bathroom and kitchen. **** Microwave ovens are one of the leading home products associated with scald burn injuries. ***** According to the National Safe Kid Campaign, about 5,000 children are scalded each year, most often in the bathtub. The averave bathtub scald burn covers 12% of the body's surface with a thurd degree burn. ****** When tap water is heated to 122 degrees, it takes 30 minutes for a child to get a third-degree burn. When tap water is heated to 149 degrees, a third-degree burn is instantaneous.

Kizz & Hugz
I wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent me gifts and drinks and birthday gifts, even though I haven't been able to get on here much, thank you so much it meant the world to me to get on here and know that you guys haven't forgotten about me!!! Lots of Love Always Your Princess

What Bank Ceo's Should Be Forced To Do
Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get gov't loans By TOM KRISHER and KIMBERLY S. JOHNSON, AP Auto Writers 1 HOUR AGO DETROIT - Ford Motor Co. will tell Congress that it plans to return to a pretax profit or break even in 2011 when its CEO appears before two legislative committees this week. Also, CEO Alan Mulally said he'll work for $1 per year if the automaker has to take any government loan money. The plan Ford is presenting to Congress this week also says it will cancel all management employees' 2009 bonuses and will not pay any merit increases for its North American salaried employees next year. Other cost-cutting actions include a plan to sell Ford's five corporate aircraft, the company said. Mulally said in an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday that Ford will emphasize its cost cutting efforts with the United Auto Workers union and will give much more detail to Congress than it did when lawmakers grilled the automakers' CEOs earlier this month. The

Ahhhhhhhh
Ok..tell me guys...what do us your girlfriends or fiances or wifes have to do? You say you love us, that were beautiful and sexy...but we catch you lookin at other girls or porn and then you lie or say "i typed the website in wrong" yeah right.Why the F***you think we take so long to get ready and to make us sexy looking? WE DO IT FOR YOU!!!! OUR TITS ARE REAL! OUR BODYS ARE REAL!DEAL WITH IT! WERE FAT AND WE LIKE IT! YOU SHOULD TO YOU CHOSE US FOR A REASON....remember what that reason is please.

Good Bye All
TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I AM GOING TO GO AWAY FROM HERE TO SOME PEOPLE THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM SMILE AND SAY GOOD TO SOME OTHERS IT MIGHT MAKE THEM SAY WHY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I CANT DEAL WITH ANY THING ANY MORE AND SO I AM GOING TO GO DONT WORRY ABOUT ME I AM NOT WORTH IT GOOD BYE AND MAY THE GODS LEAVE YOU PEACE AND JOYFUL THOUGHTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON GOOD BYE

Thanks!
Thanks everyone who wrote or added me. I love this site. I have only been on it 20mins. I promise I will fill in my profile soon. I must get back to the real world of life. WORK!!!! I think I need a few more drinks. Hugs & Kisses, AngeliqueNikol

Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not

Invincible Levelers
=== 'BROKEN_SPIRIT2003 ~PROUD MEMBER OF Rating Revolution &Invincible Levelers~' wrote the following at '2008-12-02 14:30:49'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you wanting to join a family that is based on fun and excitement?? Then you've found the right one.. > > Are you interested in helping others on Fubar level up?? > > Our goal is to have a family that what YOU put into it you will get out of it. The more you help the more you will be rewarded by easier level ups, being chosen for MVM (Most Valuable Member) and achieving your goals in Give Aways. > > We are all here to have fun and assist the FuBar community and other leveling Families if asked. > > If Interested in joining the family, please PM the owner to let him know after you have F/R/A all on the current member list. Be sure to check the member listing blog for the correct listing (in case the bulletin is not current.) > > BASIC RULES: > 1. HAVE FUN

Carrots
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.' 'C

The Bailout
Back in 1990, the US Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?

I Miss You
In my heart, you will always be, On my mind, you'll never leave. In my arms, I wish you were, In my hands, I once held you there. For the best, is what they said, For the best, it plays in my head. For the best, they were right, For the best, plays in my head each night. I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I should've been, I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I could've been. I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you, I'm sorry, but what else was I to do. There will come the day, When you will see for yourself, I did this for you, Not for myself. Happy 13th Birthday Nov. 29, 2008

Bear
OK My first blog and what is it about. Eating Bear. Hubby fixed a roast of it and I have to admit it was good. Hey not afraid to try things at least once. Since I've eaten Elk, Rabbit, Rattler, Gator, Shark, Quail...heck now I can add Bear. Actually BBQ Bear. LOL.

Link To My New Site
Here is a link to a site I am featured on called Manson Family Freak Show. most of the photos are nude. Please everyone enjoy. Thanks. Misty Tell everyone HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=933550-0000&PA=1852743&BAN=0">

Cheating Hurts
Cheating Hurts READ the ENTIRE thing ! ! ! Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her ho

I'm A Dsr Girl!!!!
it's a long slide and i'm the last one, but hey i'm not complaining at least i made the cut! hahah http://www.myspace.com/downtownspringfieldreview ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Downtown Springfield Review Date: Dec 2, 2008 7:12 PM SEND US A PIC HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS " I'M A DSR GIRL!!" WE WILL PUT YOU ON OUR PAGE AND ON OUR PROMO ADS!

Too All Women!!
LETTER TO A WOMAN If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep, not just to read from time to time, but to also keep stored in your heart! When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you.... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate

Take Me To Your Heart
Hiding from the rain and snow Trying to forget but I won't let go Looking at a crowded street Listening to my own heart beat So many people all around the world Tell me where do I find someone like you gir Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that wonders can be true They say nothing lasts forever We're only here today Love is now or never Bring me far away Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand and hold me Show me what love is Be my guiding star It's easy Take me to your heart ... Standing on a mountain high Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky I should go and see some friends But they don't really comprehend Don't need too much talking Without saying anything All I need is someone Who makes me want to sing Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that

Streecharmview
first i did this a a blog cause it is the thing i clicked on for stuff. ok as i browse all the fans i see some great pics. i want to hold some type of contest for the hottie (chick) that has the best "bird's-eye view" or screeched out arm pose taking a pic of themselves. i'm ass-tired from saving the country's 3day orders and stopping labs from burning to the ground... i'll add more on that later... like when i get paid to. so um yea sleep

A Poem
Don't even bother,Your like all the others Don't even worry, You seem to not care Don't even ask it can't be healed, You might not even look Don't even try I know you don't wanna, You just shut me out Don't even show emotions, It came from my heart Don't think,Just take it I speak with my heart but I think this is something that is no longer loved in the world I just wanna learn like the kid's that fall in love with happness I am not like everyone so I don't fit in, So I just get pushed away Because I am not one raced, So sorrow is all I get Please pull the knife from my heart ... My heart is not healing. Within time this place will be forgotten Blown away with the wind I use to call love Please don't ask me..Cause I need longer care Faith is something I can no longer hold on to Life is nothing if I don't have you Hope is no longer something I believe Sadness is all I see ahead of my life All I wanted was for you to love me But now I know you only hate me M

Auction
HEY FU-LAND MY GIRL CUTIE WIT ATTITUDE IS IN AN AUCTION COME OWN HER LET HER FULFILL UR WISHES IF YA AINT GOT THE MONEY TO OWN HER THEN AT LEAST RATE HER PIC.. PLEASE SHOW MY GIRL SUM LUV CLICK ON THE PIC IT GONNA TAKE U THERE!!!

Profile V1.2
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONLY COWARDS BLOCK? HOW DOES IT TASTE HAVING MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH BITCHES? YOU MAD HUNGH? YOU PISSED OFF HUNGH? YOU CANT TAKE IT HUNGH? TO ALL MY HATERZ KEEP SUPPORTING ME MAN AS LONG AS YALL ARE BEHIND ILL KEEP WRITING SHIT TO MAKE YOU DANCE I HIT IT OFF LIKE A BAD SHAKER SHAKER WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. DONT START NO SHIT IT WONT BE NO SHIT! ITS NICE TO HEAR YA HOLLA AT ME I LIKE THAT TAKE THE BLOCK OFF YA PAGE WHERE YOUR NUTS AT? OH AND SOME FAT HEFFER GOT MY PAGE SMELLIN LIKE FISH AND CHEETOS! I do not talk shit to anyone unless you drew the first blood! so if you wanna bang this shit out in digits then by all means keep me entertained! or you can do this like a punk and punk it out lol listen here you fat man you vicious ass peace of jelly im gonna drive you off the str

The Good Wife
This is something I got from my friend Allys blog andn something I totally think is really cool.... There are some who might argue that the ways of a "good wife" in the 1940's and 50's are examples of D/s. While the behaviors and attitudes may resemble male Dominant D/s relationships, these were the times. It was not a consensual power exchange, but social mores which dictated this behavior. Still, much can be learned from old etiquette and Home Economics books in the way of teaching basic protocol and etiquette which is the basis of the D/s lifestyle. There are reports of slave training in the late 60's and early 70's which used these types of manuals as part of the process. The following is from an actual 1950's home economics text book intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. How To Be a Good Wife 1. HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know t

For The One..the Only..i'll Pay Fo It
I never once thought that you and i would be where we are now. The fact that we are, has really opened my eyes and has shown me a new light and a better view of things. And as i have already once said, i am sooooooo grateful to have you in my life. You do and always will mean more to me than you could ever possibly know. I await to see what the future holds for us and also the day you get to come home. I love you 'T' and thank you for being the wonderful man that you truely are!!

Cheap Sunglasses
When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head The first thing you do when you get up out of bed Is hit that street a-runnin' and try to meet the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I spot a little thing and I followed her all night In a funky pair of levis and her sweater's kind of tight She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Now go out and get yourself some big black frames With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Ddr Birthday Party!
Dirty Deeds Radio ~ 1 Year Birthday Yes, you heard right... DDR is One Year Old!!! Instead of receiving presents, We are giving away presents!!! Thursday, December 4th All Day & All Night Come party with us and receive one of the many door prizes we will be giving away all day long.

My Tribute....to My Dad
Sunday will be my 47th birthday... I was born December 7, 1961. It wasnt just MY day though, because I was born on my father's 26th birthday. What a present huh??? Poor guy!!! Always got the same thing for his birthday every year after that... - ME! LOL! From the moment I opened my eyes...and saw my Dad...he was my Hero!!! Throughout my whole life, he served as the greatest example of a man that God could have ever given me. Most people are taught love, compassion, selflessness, empathy, and all the "emotional" attributes normally instilled by their nurturing mothers... Not me. Mine was instilled in me by my Dad. We shared our birthday together every single year for 44 years. I loved sharing mine with him...and he loved sharing his with me. It was most special. It was a "routine" on our birthday for one or the other to race to the phone to be the first one to call the other to sing "Happy Birthday". As soon as one would hear the o

Outkast
Big Boi And Dre Present... So Fresh, So Clean Chorus: Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dresses so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) (Big Boi) Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo's And El Dorado's I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo So follow it's your time at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a ho in a leopard-print Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU We do hey you And might do some cake too But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make Cause Chorus (Andre 3000) Canary yellow seven house of business on display My

No Escapin' This
[Greg Nice] Oh, oh, oh! 2 G's mother, uh! The Beatnuts y'all, uh! Uh, oh! Juju, Psycho Les, uh, oh! Turn it out oh, oh my god oh! Oh, oh, it's the hardcore b-boy shit! Hard to the core motherfucker, no keyboard shit! [Psycho Les] Ayo the Nuts landed, so back it up Pass the mic to big Psych, the manufacterer The architect, bringing you the art of wreck You used to hate my click, now you want a part of it We coming with more hits that funk like Parliament Comparing me to another's going to lead to an argument The heat we fry you with, straight from the armory Guerilla army, we kill tracks and harmonies My Nut orchestra blowing fuses Your amp can't hold this music, it's booming I'm in my truck cruising, 97 tuned in The latest news is the Nuts new album is ruling Y'all vs. the Nuts, you have a big chance of losing (There's no escaping this) Or confronting the union So stop fooling yourself, and feel these Nuts Cause (No one's ready to deal with us) What? (No esc

Inside The Mind Of Mindcrime Miller
Hello everyone =) My name is Sasha, i'm 19, and i'm from Mechanicsburg, PA. I currently live w/ one of my older brothers, and my mother. Plus our 4 cats (oldest to youngest) Mitzi, Mimi, Punky, and the newest of the bunch, my little kitten Smokers. I love to have a good time indoors and out. I love sports (football, hockey, baseball, rugby, anything that is a "contact" sport) I've been playing MGSA softball for 14years now as a 3rd base-girl. I love animals (especially the Wolf) and I enjoy every minute i have with my pets (or "family" as i call them) I am currently working towards becoming a carpenter (or if someone wants to hire me as their secretary that works as well!) I have 5 tattoos (left thigh, back, wrists and chest), and nine piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue, nips) If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

My Poetry
I sit in this prison i have made. I sit here and wonder why i have done the things i have to trap myself here. were my worst fears haunt me and come to life. then i see you, you make my fears hide, you make the prison i have built dissaper into the night. you hold me close and i feel safe in your arms i dont want you to ever let go. but as day turns back to night you fade away and i realize it was only a dream that you want stay so as i sit here still in this prison i have made i morn the lost of my one true love and cry hopeing one day that you shall come back to me and release me from this prison.

Christmas Auction
Rockin around the Christmas Tree We're having another auction!! Auction is OPEN and will close on December 9th at NOON Futime. And once again it is a *NO FUBUCK AUCTION* So to make this crystal clear.... DO NOT MAKE FUBUCK BIDS!!! Make only bids of.... **Tickers** **Bling Packs** **Blasts** **VIP's** **Happy Hours** *mari*~(¯`·¸•´¯)~madrina mª®íPÕ§ã~

New Info
hey there fu friends i just wanted to update you all on my baby he is weighing in on 3 and half pounds according to the ultrasound his right kidney is very enlarged and that could be 3 reasons one is reflex 2 is that he could have an issue with the tube that goes from the kidney to his bladder it could be that when the one kidney is emptying its not going to the bladder its going to the bad kidney or there could be a blockage but either way i have to go back on new yrs eve for another ultrasound and if it has gotten bigger then they will deliver him then and do surgery if it has gone down then they will let me deliver on my due date which is feb 3 by c section and then they will do 3 different tests on him to find out what exactally they need to do so right now im under alot of stress dealing with this and the passing of my mom you all have been great with me bear with me im still trying really hard to keep up with sarges stuff and fu angels stuff if ihavent been to your page in awhile

Bridges Can B Built...
this is a repost from lady victorias blog..thank you for sharing thsi my dearest sister. my heart is always yours to have. Fires rage in my heart the heat heals the pain bridges can be built as a human being I listen to your suffering you offer me your story the pain of the war I learn bridges can be built you are my enemy I was told be a good girl speak only our words and then I met you bridges can be built truth is more important I will speak out for the healing of the world take courage take spirit the game of the tribe is not for me bridges can be built the clothes of prejudice now stripped away as I open to you leaving my bare soul that can love you all bridges can be built with the eyes of knowing I move from us and them our differences disappear the unity of humanity remains bridges can be built your sons could be mine and I could be your brother planting the bomb that killed the little boy bridges can be built and now I sta

Flutterbies
Here it goes again. Ever been little? We all have been young one time or another. I know I have been. You know how you think that your in love with someone so much that you get butterflies in your stomache? I have!been there, done that. Well I think it is so cute of a word. Its butterflies but changing the f and b around..AKA. FLUTTERBIES...I am with this great guy and he took me to wal-mart here in my area and He bought me an engagement ring and went to get down in the middle of wal-mart and purpose to me right in front of everyone and guess what i did...Ran straight towards the purses because crazy me got alittle embarrassed and ran away from everyone but anyways he still purposed to me and I said yes. Wether it was infront of people "OR NOT"!!

Hate Bullshyt Bitches On Here
WHY U PHONEY BITCHES ON ACT LIKE UR PIXS ARE HOT WHEN SUM OF THE PIXS IN UR PROFILES NOT YOU.YOUR MAKIN THESE REAL WPMAN ON HERE LOOK BADD CUS OF U STUPID ASS PHONEY BITCHES YOUR NEED 2GET A PIX OF UR ULGY SELF AN POST IT TY:).AN THESE FEMALES KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!

Of All My Nights
many years ago my life was different and was as others ..then a tragedy struck and my 8th life had come to an end and with but 1 life left i sit here tonight......i once touched the soul of an angel and the angel touched mine.....a life was formed.........end of storie....when i joined this site i saw a lot of rock and roll but country is where my heart lies ...i picked out a few cm lounges .....one with to many rules and 1 with to many rules and least one more with too many rules .......on that day i saw something i knew nothing of but a common ground was benieth ..........anouther night i saw an angel glistening in the clouds........in the dark she touched my soul leaveing a calm feeling with me .......i long for the day to touch another angels soul........your reach is beyond the stars

Family
Ok so I'm going through the tabs at the top and I see the "proposals" tab so I click on it and I see the "pay for fumarriage" so I click on it and I see this.... I mean WTF?! FuMarriage has been around since I've been here and to pay $100 USD JUST to have your other halfs name on your profile is ludacris but the I mean why real money when you could use FuBux I mean what happens if you end up hating the person your FuMarried to then what you have to pay another $100 USD for a FuDivorce?!?!?! I mean to spend $100 USD just to have someones face on their page I mean come on.... If you agree then repost if not the don't

True Love
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upse

Rules For Non Military
Rules for the Non -Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend tha

License To Roam For Italian Women..
License to Roam for Italian Women... Licence to roam for Italian women March 17, 2008 mmm...This from the BBC: Italy's highest appeal court has ruled that married Italian women who commit adultery are entitled to lie about it to protect their honour. The court gave its landmark ruling after hearing the case of a 48-year-old woman, convicted of giving false testimony to police by denying she had lent her mobile phone to her lover. The appeal court did not agree that she had broken the law. It said bending the truth (for women) was justified to conceal extra-marital relationships. The woman who brought the appeal was from Porto Ercole on the Tuscany coast, and named only as Carla. She had lent her telephone to her secret lover, Giovanni, who then used it to call Carla's estranged husband, Vincenzo, and insult him. Giovanni, the lover, was convicted of abusive behaviour in a local court, and Carla convicted as an accessory. But the Court of Cassation fo

Perfect 10???
Perfect 10 men have been led to believe that there is such a thing.When i realty she is just a unicorn; a myth; more like a practical joke gone horribley wrong.The truth is there are High maintance 7....Or Well dressed 5 at best...Sorry to break the bad news .

To All My Friends
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN IN TOUCH WITH YOU ALL MUCH LATELY [ HAVEN'T EEN WELL. I WAS TRNSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL ON SEPTEMER 17, 2008 AND I STOPPED BREATHING ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL, LUCKILY THEY GOT ME BREATHING AGAIN BEFORE WE GOT TO THE HOSPITAL. I HAVE REALLY SEVERE ASTHMA AND I AM STILL IN THE HOSPITAL TO THIS DAY I GOT TRANSFERRED TO LAHEY IN BURLINGTON, MA WHERE MY PULMONARY SPECIALIST IS. THEY HAVE SOME OF THE TOP SPECIALISTS HERE. I KNOW I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO MANT OF YOU AND MY INBOX IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH MAIL THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET TO AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM SORRY. I REALLY APPECIATE ALL HE GET WELL GIFT, PRAYER & KIND WORDS, BUT I HAVE ALL THE ENERGY I CAN DO JUST TO GET OUT OF BED AND WALK A FEW FEET. I WILL PROBABLY BE IN HERE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 2-3 MORE WEEKS LONGER, HOPEFULLY I WILL BE HOME FORE CHRISTMAS. BUT PLEASE I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND PLEASE BEAR WITH ME UNTIL I GET WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I AM IGNORING YOU.

New Drink Ideas
Necular Antifreeze (AKA Canadian Thaw) 1/4 oz Tripel Sec 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 1 oz Vodka 6 oz Orange Juice or orange bar mix combine all and shake well serve over ice in highball glass Winter Frostbite 3/4 oz Tequila 1/4 oz Creme De Cacao 1/4 oz Blue Curaco 2 oz Half and Half combine all and shake well serve over ice in old fashioned glass Hope who ever reads this blog enjoys the recipies. Please be responsible and don't drink and drive.

I Got Flowers Today
I got flowers today! It wasn't my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night; And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt; I know that he is sorry and didn’t mean to say the things he said; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare. I couldn't believe that it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day; Last night he threw me into a wall and then started choking me; It seemed unreal, a nightmare, but you wake up from nightmares; And I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over—but I know he is sorry; Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today! And it wasn’t Valentines Day or any other special day; Last night he bea

Crap But Makes Me Feel Better
here we go again you've come to stare in to theses eyes and i have found a place were i can hide. this life is broken the heart has not spoken for the day were i die was the day that i cried all the tears never ment anything any more all the promises that were once spoken have gone away to never be here again you took me for granted you took me to shame now i cant even believe in anything not even my name the time hard and life is mistaken but in my dream i fall and find that i was the one mistaken i let you in i let myself bleed i let everything happen with out even a thaught the dreams show me that all could have been fixed that all could have grow but then again i have been mistaken before and thaught my search was over now i say never more never more for hurting never more for crying never more for loving i await my last breathe but until that day there will for never more be another promise of always and forever unit my good bye you were in my heart even if i dont live there i wil

My Life Is Rapidly Becoming The Punchline For A Seriouly Disturbed Joke
Barren of events. Rich in pretensions. My earthly life. Obscurity. My real name. I am all alone, between failure and frustration. I am the red thread between nothingness and eternity. As each day passes, it seems to get more and more depressing out here. I cant stand it. I am slowly watching myself slip deeper and deeper into a situation I might never come fully out of, and I see what it's doing to the ones I love as well. Yakima has drained my creativity, my money and is slowly devouring my soul. I feel completely lifeless here. I need out... and I want out. I have never hated a place as much as I hate it here, and I should have known, I did know... I thought this was going to be temporary, I never thought I would be here this long. I could win the fucking lottery and still be in debt... I just don't know what to do anymore. And I am sick of trying and it never going anywhere. How can a company seem to think that giving someone 12 hours one week and 16 the next

Hp Lovecraft
People Die. I think it is funy how humans partake in many activities that kill. To be pushed to the edge we push ourselves, such a silly activity. To hurt and push, strain for somthing we don't have. Whether it be strength or fatigue the human body pushes it's self to limits every day. The army and Navy and any military branch is a sancutary to people of this craze. I beleive that these are amazing things, to protect and to serve for another. Death is a natural course in human life. But what is a "good", "Just" death. Do people die in war for thier beliefs or others. Be it somthing more of a brother hood, they die for thier family's and friends, thier brothers and sisters, and thier country. Some of you might know my brother has been attending a very prestigues life of a Navy officer, a life i love for him, and respect him for choosinng. However I my self wish to enlist into a military branch. However, the choosing is never going to be easy. I wish to help people, people

Oblivious To The Obvious
I have a very attractive single female neighbor that has lived across the street for a couple of years. I have always looked our for her because she is alone and single. My wife says that she wants to sleep with me. I dont see it, She says she watches me when I work outside, She always comes over to say hi when she sees me outside. Even when i am outside late at night smoking she comes home sees me and comes over..I dont pay attention because I have been with my wife for 12 years, Is she over reacting or am I missing someting.

Priceless
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I' m late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...' Traffic Ticket - $95.00 Court Costs - $45.00 Look on the Cop's

20 Ways To Make His Xxxmas
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Fake People
You know I am so tired of going and rating some peeps pages and then no response hi kiss my ass or anything well you know what you can bite me if you thik you are that much better than me haha we all are human you Stuck up Snaughts...xoxoxo Cindy P.S. that is what blogs are about to speak our opinion...hehehe

Feelings
I Miss you ... I don't seem to know how to pull you close, I don't know how to pull you back...All I know is how to push you away. I don't mean to hurt you but yet I do ...over and over again. I cry everyday. I don't know why I do the things I do. I push and I push. One day I will wake up and you will be gone and I will be alone. I don't want that....but, I don't seem to know how to pull you close, I don't know how to pull you back. ....Can you please meet me half way... I am willing to try. That is promise I make to you. .....I LOVE YOU

A Sensuous Gift To Supergirl
He told me he was looking and looking at my pictures and was inspired to write this....it's so lovely and sensuous!!! Thank you BabyBoy! ------------------------------------- First KISS Lips light and sensuous... yet at the same time, full behind them, pearls of brilliant white... I wish to taste... The Feel of your breath... The softness of your lips... Moist and gentle... Looking in your eyes... Leaning forward... Spheres of hazel, Looking seductively through me... With a "come hither look"... I have only fathomed in my imagination... The blonde hair; falling seductively, teasing, The feelings unimaginable... Chills shooting up my spine... And my mind races... I see you and me... long yellow locks, dropping between us Time slowing... The gentlest touch electric... Passions ignite... Bodies Drawing closer... Arms pulling each other near... Feeling the warmth of your body through your shirt Tearing spastically at each others clothes... Feeling you

The Real Me
i don't know who i am at all. i'm trying to figure this out but i don't know how. i've lost my way in life and i don't know how to get it back. i pray, hope, and wish for someone to help me but i don't think and/or know of anyone who can. the only way i can ever talk about how i feel anymore is through writing. because i don't want to hurt myself and confide in anyone because i don't know i can trust anyone.

Pain And Sorrow.
I am beginning to feel that the Gods have cursed my life, everywhere I turn, every time I begin to feel a small measure of joy. Something occurs to damage that or totally destroy it. What in my past has caused this, I know that we pay for and learn from past mistakes on this plane. But, why in the infinite wisdom of the Gods, must it always affect someone else as well? The pains I suffer should be mine and mine alone to face, no one else. I have recently, without choosing to, caused great pain in someone very dear to me. Someone who has touched me deeply and shown me things that have allowed me for the first time to experience a more enriched view of life. My life has always been so very dark and for once I could see the potential of finding true happiness, now I grow concerned because so many causative factors are working to destroy that. I pray the Gods are just testing our resolve, but it is all to familiar to me. I hope the answer comes soon, I am not sure I can b

Gotta Type
So I have this problem. I have to write. Whatever is in my head, it has to come out somehow. The issue is that I like when people read what I write so I keep putting it in somewhat public forums. This keeps turning out badly! I would love some suggestions as to how to purge without stepping on toes and hindering my social life (among other things, but that's a WHOLE other story!), but still get the input of some really smart and/or snide people! Have a great day everyone!

Stupid People
People Comeon now are so stupid 2 put your childrens pics up in your default pics that is the most Stupid thing I have ever seen this place has 2 many peeps on here and 2 much porn 2 have your children up duh get a fuckin brain...=)

Very Clean Laundry
Ok, I was asked (bugged to death actually) to tell another story. Here’s one that was an honest mistake on my part that kinda turned out funny…..days later. I was in my first year of college and had just finished playing an intramural flag football game in the rain and mud. Our championship freshman team beat the champion sophomore squad a week before, but we lost to the champion seniors in a very close game. So, I was a bit down but decided to wash my muddy clothes once I got back to the dorm. So I went to my room, showered and changed, and then headed back downstairs to the laundry room to wash my muddy clothes. I wasn’t thinking too clearly (bad way to start a sentence huh). I looked at my clothes and thought; these things may never come completely clean. At least not using the regular amount of detergent. So I chose to use twice the amount. Then I thought about it and used three times the amount….they were really dirty. I started the machine and then left.

The New Me
Ok this blog goes to all on here who have made their little comments on me having this surgery..lol They have called it "the easy way out" well let me tell you, i have struggled with being heavy all my life and it took alot of courage to have this surgery, but it is now 6 months after and i feel great, i am now down 100lbs and still losing..lol This is not the "easy way out" its the "last resort"!! Im extremely happy with my decision and may i add i LOOK GREAT..lol I have been asked if my attitude has changed since i have lost the weight..lol HELL NO i am who i am, i didnt have the surgery to please anyone but myself!! im still the smartass, honest, caring, loving person i have always been!!

Spotlight!!!!!!!
> I want to be in the spotlight! Now taking Donations,all Love returned. Thank You! Click my Pic to transport to my page! Ozzfanatic2 Music provided by WYKD Radio Made with much mad Luv by: ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar

Things That Make You Go Hummmm...
--o00o-'(_)'-o00o-- Here We go Campers. Here's a question I'd thought I put before You to ponder... Are You Ready??? Ok, here We go Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

Just To Let You Now
I will try to be on as much as i can. This is the time of year i am working a real lot. I am a floral designer and we are crazy with orders for parties and just plan x-mas . I try to sneak on at work when the boss is not there so shhhhhhhhhh dont tell,,,lol The hours will become more as the holiday gets closer . I some times leave my pc on so if i dont get back to you that means i am not really here . Sorry to those that think i am trying to forget them . But i need to do what i need to for my family . Thanks guys

Amazed
Really amazed..when people move on .. get close to others..or fall in love..they forget who there friends were. Sorry this is a downer blog..but just read a blog that pissed me off. Person i use to be such good friends with more or less doesn't even adknowledge the fact I was there for him when he was hurting..or that I didnt know about his past. Only his new woman hes interested in..and her close friend.. know about it. They are the ones who helped him forget his ex. Well screw it all!

Why Me
why do we even love someone in our life if it was never ment to be as one would put it.. why do we have to hurt why do we have tears to cry if it don't work why do you give your heart to someone to have it given back why dose life have to be so hard to live ...why do i have to cry so much and hurt too...

Christmas
Christmas Cookies 1 cup water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo Again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and Drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy Bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try Another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and Add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging Fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit gets stuck in the Beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check For tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something . Who giveshz a sheet. Check The

Taser Story (laughed So Hard - Almost Wet My Pants)
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that Sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little Something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, Pocket/purse sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no Long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time To retreat to safety.....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it Home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the Button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the Blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is On the f

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Pe

Party
HEY WHATS UP FRIDAY DEC 5TH MY B-DAY PARTY IS GOING DOWN AT CITY LIMITS......................SATURDAY WERE GONNA FINISH IT OFF AT ARLINGTON CAFE................SO TO ALL MY REAL FRIENDS COME DOWN AND HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments For Fubux
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Contest
HEY FU'S CHECK THIS OUT!!!!! DESA IS IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!!! **SHE NEEDS 13K IN COMMENTS TO WIN EITHER A 7 DAY BLAST OR A BLING PACK, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HER IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP BY AND LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS TO HELP HER OUT!** ***THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE*** PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND HELP HER OUT A LIL BROUGHT TO YOU BY: �™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™@ fubar (repost of original by '�™JUICY FRUIT~�™~MZ.DREAMS~�™FU WIFEY 2 X DAHANDOFGOD X �™ROLE MODELS�™' on '2008-12-04 20:37:19')

Twilight Levelers
Have you ever been so so close to leveling but no matter what you do nobody will help you unless you have auto 11s? Well heres were I come in so I am going to start a family called the twilight levelers! The purpose of this family will be helping fubars level! The RULES: Only serious levelers will be accepted (so if your not gonna f/r/a and rate pics/stash then dont waste my time or ur own time) You must be sure you have plenty of pics and stash uploaded for us to rate! Everything needs to be fair so If I dont ever see you helping level then I will ask you to leave the family! Also all bullys that I post must be reposted by all twilight members online! When becoming a member it doesnt matter the level u are at you just have to have a verified salute! If someone from the family is rating you please return the love and rate them back! ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA I will do a pimpout every week of one of the levelers and the other levelers will be responsible

Wow, Check This Out
Hey Jayz. My name is Christa and I live in Saint Cloud, Florida too. I read your profile and I think that I am EXACTLY what you are looking for. Let's skip the online chatting and get right to the girlfriend part. I don't have time to play games. If i see somethig that I like, I go for it baby. Sorry if i am coming on to strong,hell,I don't even know you but I want to get to know you, all of you, every one of your nooks and crannies(if you know what I mean). So, if your for real about this relationship (girlfriend) thing, let's meet tonight. Your house, your bedroom and let's get this party started. I fell in love with you as soon as I saw your pic and read your profile. You are a very sexy man and I am getting very horney just writing this message to you. I am your dream girl so your gonna just have to deal with that. There is no one out there that's a better fit for you than me, so deal with it home fry. We may not know eachother now but if your up for my invite for tonight, we will

The Bbw Lovers...
THE BBW LOVERS NEW PROFILE In order to become a member of the family,you must R/F/A all family members. In friends request state "Joining BBW LOVERS" if you are already friends with someone leave a comment stating the same.Blank request's will not be accepted! If a member has their profile set to private,pass them up.After you become a member they will R/F/A you! You will encounter problems with the bouncer,while trying to add everyone. Just remember to change things up when he appears! Example: Joining THE BBW LOVERS...(3 dots on the end) Bouncer shows up-enter his code Joining THE BBW LOVERS..(2 dots) Everytime he appears add or remove dots! Now let's begin! THE BBW LOVERS@ fubar ~Firerose~PegasusProject~RR~Bartender@NeonMoonSaloon@ fubar TLC BETTER KNOWN AS TINKERTLC!!!!!@ fubar ? Be@uTiFuL DiS@StEr ?@ fubar ???Lucretia??? Proudly FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch@ fubar shortnrealsweetbbw@ fubar ~Mommy 2 be~Hot&Fluffy ~SBG~Shadow Levelers ~ Go

Questions
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?