I was at the bar where I work at the other day, not behind the counter for a change. This time I was the one making demanding drink orders (not really that demanding) and I got a little silly... I decided to bar hop in town (very small town) in nothing but panties and a tee shirt that says "Santa... I can explain". So, I went to the three bars in town, bought condoms in each men's restroom vending machine, and returned to my seat at my bar. Sooner than later, I was dared to go next door to the deli and boy a box of condoms. The deli was PACKED, no one thought I would actually follow through, but guess what!!!! I DID!... no tits! ALL BALLS!... so thing is... now my Best friend is pissed at me because people are talking trash about me around town, I think they are all just jealous, but my friend thinks I ruined my reputation. I don't really care.. should I?
