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Mare's Dad
We're heading home to see dad today. I just wanted to take this time to thank everyone for all your thoughts and prayers. He does have lung cancer and he only has a third of one lung left. the infection that he developed is getting better, though that is good news,he is still in the hospital and will probably be there for at least one more week. the antibiotic that they are giving him is working it's just a slow process. He still needs prayers though,and I know that god is listening. Again thank you everyone. I love my Fu Family and Friends. Love; Mare
Margie's Blog
Margot Adler
Margot Adler Speaks "We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, and dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at TV. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humor. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you -- to live in peace. We are much more similar to you than you think." ---Margot Adler "Drawing Down The Moon"
Margaret Cho
Margaritaville!!!
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Marine Corp. Ball Fund Raiser
The Marine Corp. Ball, my dear friends in the Marines need everyone's help to help them pay for the tickets to their Marine Corp ball which is $50/pc. To help please email: abisaidiaz@gmail.com or buy from www.EcoAndy.com an item and let me know so that money goes directly to them! Thanks!
Marilyn Manson
Artist: Marilyn Manson Album: Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death) Title: The Nobodies Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt Today I'm dirty I want to to be pretty Tomorrow I know, I'm just dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt Yesterday I was dirty Wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are We are the nobodies Wanna be somebodies We're dead, we know just who we are Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the ratings that day Some children died the other day We feed machines and then we pray Look up and down mortified You should have seen the rati
A Marine's Response To Sen. Kerry
As we all know about Summer Lytle Phelp's and her fate. I know we are sickened and saddened that her Mother's myspace site is still up.The link to it is http://www.myspace.com/angeleyes0921 Myspace needs to know what we think. WE WANT THIS SITE REMOVED NOW!!! sign on the bottom and repost this so that we can let them know what we all think and feel. Prosecutor adds charges in Spokane girl's abuse death 03/15/2007 Associated Press Prosecutors amended homicide by abuse charges that could result in longer prison sentences if a Spokane couple accused of killing a 4-year-old girl is convicted. Jack Driscoll, Spokane County chief deputy criminal prosecutor, on Wednesday added three aggravating circumstances to the homicide by abuse charge against Jonathan D. Lytle, 28, and Adriana L. Lytle, 32. Jonathan Lytle's daughter, Summer Lytle, stopped breathing in the bathtub after her stepmother left her alone after forcing her to wash soiled items for more than 10 hours a
Marilyn Manson
A Marine In Iraq Responds To Sen. Kerry
This is thought provoking!!!! We need more people like this to take a stand against ignorance... John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few. You say that your comments were directed towards the President and not us. If we were stupid Senator Kerry, we
Marines, Family, & Marine Supporters.
PLEASE HELP ME MAKE THIS LIST GROW. LOOKING FOR MARINES, FORMER MARINES, THIER FAMILIES, AND HARD CORE MARINE SUPPORTERS. LET ME KNOW THIER LINK, OR GIVE THEM MINE. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP RICK Whiskey Girl~~Cowgirls and Cowboys of CT@ CherryTAP Reconvic@ CherryTAP Lonewolf41@ CherryTAP Skyhawk691@ CherryTAP Randy@ CherryTAP Rebekah@ CherryTAP firehawk@ CherryTAP Lookn 4 a NewYears Date!!!!@ CherryTAP i sTarE aT thE MicRoWavE wHiLE itS oN!!@ CherryTAP drama queen@ CherryTAP (DRAMA QUEEN IS THE WIFE OF A FORMER MARINE, AND MOTHER TO A FUTURE MARINE) NEWEST TO THE LIST: tristemariposa
Mariecherry
hello everyone just saw the light on and thought I would stop by..To show some Love
Mari
I'M ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD WITH EVERYBODY. IT ALL DEPEND ON HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME I MEAN LIKE FRIENDLY BAD OR JUST WEIRD. WELL IAM A FRIENDLY PERSON WHO MAKE FRIENDS WITH EVERYBODY THAT WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND TOO.
Marie
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Marine Poetry
Some people think we came from hell, others think we should all go there. Then there are the wise ones who are glad we are around. So what does it take to be a Marine? I admit, you have to be a bit foolish, a little daring, somewhat adventurous, looking for a challenge and according to most parents-crazy. Why? Because we are special. We train differently, we act differently, we think like no others, we take chances where others never would, we do more with less, we are overflowing with pride. We wear our uniform with pride, we hold our heads up high with pride and our families are proud of us. Our country respects us, there are those who are not fond of us and the enemy fear us. So, unless you've been a Marine, no one really understands us or what it takes to be a Marine. We are damn proud to be called "Marine". You can find a former Marine in all walks of life. People say we're dummies, stupid, crazy, obnoxious, animals. THEY JUST DON'T KNOW!!!! I have met former Marines who are law
Marijuana
Look honey, I don't have time for this shit!" the man screams into his phone as he quickly walks down the street. He bumps into people and looks at them as if they're the ones with the problem, "You feel like giving me some sidewalk! Thanks a lot!" Getting to the corner without being beaten, the man too busy for manners sees an old bum in tattered clothes pointing at him, and laughing. A very chilling, slow laugh. "Who the hell are you laughin at you old bastard," the man says through his Hugo sunglasses and thousand dollar suit. "You haven't got much longer.." the bum says through missing teeth and laughter. "You're.. you.. do what?!" the man says dumbfounded at what this man just said. "You haven't got much longer.. Frank," the bum says no longer laughing. Now fear comes over Frank. The phone gets closed without another word being said, and the glasses come off. "How do you know me?" Frank asks the bum. Walking closer to Frank the bum emanates a smell combination that inclu
Marilyn Monroe
Fast Facts Birth Name: Norma Jeane Mortenson Also Known As: Norma Jeane Baker Birth date: June 1, 1926 Birth place: Los Angeles, CA Death date: August 5, 1962 Death place: Brentwood, CA Burial location: Corridor of Memories, #24, at Westwood Memorial Park in Los Angeles, CA Height: 5 feet 5 1/2 inches Weight: Varied, 115 - 120 lbs. Measurements: 37-23-36 (Studio's Claim); 35-22-35 (Dressmaker's Claim) Hair color: Blond Eyes: Blue High schools: Van Nuys High School; University High School Occupations: Model, Actress, Singer Mother: Gladys Baker Half-brother: Hermitt Jack Baker Half-sister: Berniece Miracle Marriages: Jimmy Dougherty (1942-1946); Joe DiMaggio (1954); Arthur Miller (1956-1961) Stepchildren: Joe DiMaggio, Jr., Jane and Robert Miller Did you know? In 1999, Marilyn was named the Number One Sex Star of the 20th Century by Playboy magazine In 1999, Marilyn was voted the 'Sexiest Woman of the Century' by People Magazine. Issued on J
Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me Album Lyrics
They call her Bulldozer speech demon Without distractions of hope, She makes the depression business Look surprisingly novel. And she's not just royal, Allegedly loyal Not unfaithful but she has no faith in me. Inhale the damage smoothly Paradise isn't lost, It was hiding all along. There's the ones that you love, The ones that love you, The ones that make you come. The ones that make you come unglued. I can't turn my back on you When you are walking away. Bottomless celebrity scar Staged circuses for schoolgirls, Us boys are all dressed up like a Mediocre suicide omen. Here comes the red carpet grave Again and again and again, Oh man. There's the ones that you love, The ones that love you, The ones that make you come. The ones that make you come unglued. I can't turn my back on you, When you are walking away. I can't turn my back on you, When you are walking away. Can't turn my back on you, When you are walking away, There's the ones that you love, T
Marie
hey everyone.hope yal are safe.dont know what to say.so here is something.i'm waiting for my 1st granddaughter to be born in july.miss my dear friend from back in the day(mamabear)we went to school together.everyone drink one for me.and stay safe.
Marilyn Monroe-i Love Her
“I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.” “I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.”Marilyn Monroe “What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
A Marine That Threatens Un-armed Civilians.
OK, if this is the way the military is representing our great nation, I am both ashamed and appalled to think about this. I was driving home from worth the other day when a lovely gentleman in the "marines" to quote him, followed me home and threatened me and proceeded to spit on me. According the cops its a simple case of road rage, cus I have no idea what set this man off, and its blownin my mind to think that any of our military would treat anyone, any civilian such as this man did. I was driving home..... Was goin up a hill into castle rock, and where I live. Now going up the hill it is too lanes and says KEEP RIGHT except to pass. (Which most people now days dont get this, but thats another subject.) So this guy is either A. Very stupid B. Extremely stupid. C. Blind and needs glasses. D. Rude and doesn't care. E. ALL of the above. Now from my experience with people. (E) is most likely. But (A) and (B) are really catching my attention. I have a CDL and due to this
A Marine That Threatens Un-armed Civilians.
Marine Corps
February 11 is the day I went to MEPS in Montgomery, AL. I enlisted into the Marine Corps for a minimum of 5 years. I acquired the MOS of Avionic Electrition. I scored a 57 on the ASVAB. I plan to leave for Parris Island, SC in August but there is a complication with that I believe I just broke my rist so it will have to be delayed a month or so! I love the Marine Corps...Semper Fidelis!
Marine Memorial
I hope all of the following HTML tags work. If they don't I will find a way to post this memorial. It is probably oneof the most touching ones I have ever seen. The mother in this story truly understood her son and his military duty. The pics for the story below did not come through. I will make a folder and repost them. _________________________________________________ CAMP PENDLETON , Calif. Karla Comfort received a lot of looks and even some salutes from people when she drove from Benton, Ark., to Camp Pendleton, Calif., in her newly-painted, custom Hummer H3 on March 2. The vehicle is adorned with the likeness of her son, 20-year-old Lance Cpl. John M. Holmason, and nine other Marines with F Company, 2nd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division who where all killed by the same improvised explosive device blast in Fallujah, Iraq, in December. For Karla Comfort, having the vehicle air brushed with the image of the 10 Marines was a way to pay
Marilyn Manson
Sweet Dreams (Are Made O ...By Marilyn Manson
A Marine Poem
I would like to dedicate this poem to My Brother Chris who is getting deployed to Iraq Soon. 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about. A strange sight I did see No Tinsel. No presents. Not even a tree. No stocking by the chimney, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sober thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled
Marine Quotes/got This From A Friend-thanks
0 Dark 30. Very early in the morning, pronounced oh, dark thirty. [Editor's Note: A lot of people have complained that a Marine would not call the numeral zero an "oh". That is possibly correct but it was pronounced in that unorthodox way when it was first used in the 1960s, possibly to add emphasis to the phrase.] 030SHIT. Pronounced "Oh three, Oh shit." Military Occupational Specialty of a junior infantry officer. I Corps. (Vietnam) The northernmost of four corps areas in South Vietnam. I Corps was the province of the U. S. Marines while II, III and IV Corps were U. S. Army areas. Pronounced eye-corps. I Marine Expeditionary Force A Marine Air Ground Task Force (MAGTF) of the primarily composed of the 1st Marine Division, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, and 1st Marine Logistics Group. Among Marines, it is common to pronounce I MEF as "eye mef", "first mef", or "one mef". The 1st Marine Expeditionary Force is commanded by a Lieutenant General. (I stole this from Wikipedia so I
Marine
""HUGG WAR! Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back! 1-5 HUGS....Your on someones mind! 5-10 HUGS...Someone likes you! 10-15 HUGS..Someone wants to be with you! 15-20 HUGS..WOW! you are really loved by alot""" 26 sec ago Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq . My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send some
A Marines Tale
He's recieved the highest commendations for Bravery. Countless decorations for Honor and Selflessness. But his achievments reach far beyond waht any medal could ever hope to commemorate.For the Men and Women of the U.S. Military, He is a human embodiment of possibility, The last Spartan standing against an angry tide of enemies.This Strength of Spirit is forced through his Legend. Tales rife with Sacrafice and Courage, Tales that Grow, Flourish, and Inspire. And while he shapes his own History, He in turn shapes the History of all who follow. For no matter what Horrors are released upon the day, They can not match the reply of Soldiers Emboldened with his Spirit. He is a Marine. A HERO NEED NOT SPEAK. WHEN HE/SHE IS GONE, THE WORLD WILL SPEAK FOR HIM/HER.
A Marines Christmas
A Marine's Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And had to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, No Presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, just boots full of sand. On the wall hung pictures, of a distant land. With Medals and Badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, came to mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a Marine, Once I could see clearly. The Marine lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In his one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, Owed their lives to these Marines, Who where willing to fight.
Marines Prayer
The Marine's Prayer Almighty Father , whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and g
Marines
well i have joined the marines and im going to boot camp in nov. its goona be hard but it will be worth it. a new life lol. wish me luck
Marine Christmas Poem
In my case, especially now, I don't want to see, hear or talk to anyone. I am set on being all by myself because I feel that no one can understand me. So far I have managed to push away the last of the people who have stuck by me through the years. Personally, I don't care! Not now at least. No one understands me, not even my self. This really sucks. I hate feeling like this. I feel it when it comes..the depression. Lately, I just would like to wither away. However, there is at least one ounce in my body that choses not to give up. I NEED to know that I will see a brighter day. Its what has allowed me to stay alive. I don't know if people will read this and in someway its not for them but for me. I have no one to talk to. Merry Christmas, My Friend By James M. Schmidt, a Marine Lance Corporal stationed in Washington, D.C., in 1986 Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presen
Marillion - Kayleigh (lyrics)
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to br
Marines Care Packages
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co
Mariposa's Ramblings
COME HELP MARI WIN!!! RATE & COMMENT BOMB! Hey y'all i'm in a contest (My girl Jamma is in the same one so show her some love too!) so stop by and rate me & leave comments pretty please!!!!! Thanks so much! Here's the link:Mari Please take a few minutes of your valuable time and help me win! My birthday is next Sunday the 24th & I'd love to finally be in the lead as a birthday gift. Thanks for reading! What is Your Sexual Personality? What is your erotic personality? Are you sexually inhibitted, a closet freak, a sexual tiger, a sexual deviant, a conservative cowboy, a bedside battery-operated robot, or are you an unknown sexual being? You are a SEXUAL TIGER! You are often a predator in bed with all of the instincts of a wild animal. You please and are pleased. Some people are just naturally sexual beings and you, my friend, are near the top of the food chain. Sooooo... yeah, I got another tattoo. I wanted to quickly tell those who wanna
Marines
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a fuck if a Marine
Marijuana Myths And Facts
Benefits of Medical Marijuana During HCV Treatment... There is still NO vaccine and NO cure for Hepatitis C. Body: http://www.hepatitis-central.com/mt/archives/2006/09/marijuana_benef.html?eml=hepcen11 September 18, 2006 Benefits of Medical Marijuana During HCV Treatment An unlikely ally has been uncovered for Hepatitis C treatment. Interferon and ribavirin treatment is known to inflict severe side effects resulting in low retention rates. While the link is not yet concrete, medical marijuana appears to reduce those side effects, improving a person's chance of completing treatment. Study: Pot helps cure hepatitis C Wednesday, September 13, 2006 Tri-Valley Herald Newspaper By Josh Richman, STAFF WRITER Medical marijuana users are more likely to finish hepatitis C treatment and so are more likely to be cured, according to a newly published study conducted in San Francisco and Oakland. Other studies have shown marijuana relieves symptoms, but medical marijuana
Marijuana Aka Cannabis Satival!
3 Million people use cannabis every year in the United Kingdom alone. Any businessman will tell you that's one hell of a healthy market. Unfortunately for users, the little matter of its illegality in almost all of the world's nations means that hashish and marijuana is still relatively difficult to get hold of. Today's globally-mobile culture has forced a lot of us to spend less time in the same place, so finding a reliable supplier is a conundrum which we have all faced at one time or another. Venture into the streets, and you're liable to be sold a bag of kitchen herbs or a chunk of wood, or worse still, get robbed outright or even arrested. Ask around too much and you might attract the wrong type of attention. But the enormous advances in technology over the last few years have not gone unnoticed by the stoners who seek a solution to these problems. Growers and suppliers have been turning to the world's biggest high-street, the internet, to peddle their wares, and the consumers
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Marie's Treasure
Creak of tight leather My breath did catch Delicate ears flooded with Your moans of pleasure At my behest Tall boots shine bright Slick with your sweat Flick of the wrist Groans of wonderment erupt At my decree Ample breasts spill forth Beckoning your adoring gaze Brushed against taunt skin Cries of intense joy At my command Soothing hand through hair Long legs do straddle Firm hand pulling forth Provocative words are whispered At my bidding Hands grip boots tight Blue eyes burn bright Hot breath does sear Sultry from moist lips At my prompting Slow dance in motion Brown eyes burn bright Teasing tongue does flick Knowingly invading Venus space At my word Sweat trails and drips Fingers tangled in hair Two locked in passion Leather creaks straps bind At your request... ~M~
Mario
Marijuana
Washington State, is a medical marijuana state. If you have been under a doctors care in the last year for a "debilitating illness" such as cancer, aids, hepatitus, glacoma, fiber mialja, eating/stomach disorders, high blood pressure, migrane headaches, to name but a few, and you have a copy of your diagnosis and medical file from that doctor, you may then schedule an appointment with a doctor who is pro marijuana as the least caustic medication available for your illness. You may then, with this recomendation for marijuana use from your doctor, legaly transport, posess and manufacture a 60 day supply of marijuana for your own use. Questions? Feel free to contact me.
A Marine's 'twas The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered
Marijuana Myth Buster-1: Why Is It Illegal?
What I want to do here is try and help people see the good of marijuana. It's absolutely not a dangerous plant, in fact it's practically harmless and has been used for the last 5000 years and there has not been one single death from it's use. So why is it illegal? In 1923 parliament was coming up with the first controlled substance act since the opium ban about 15 years earlier. Marijuana wasn't even included in the original draft, then out of no where, with no public debate, vote, or scientific study marijuana was made illegal. There were absolutely no social problem from its use, and the average Canadian didn't even know about smoked marijuana, it was mostly used for medicine, rope, and textiles. Now, in order to figure out why it was added to the bill we have to look south of the boarder. In America, the prohibition of alcohol was just ending, the "drug czar" at that time was named Harry Anslinger and in order for him to keep his job, they needed to create another prohibition, so
Marijuana Myth Buster-2: Effects On The Brain
Growing up we all heard that marijuana kills your brain cells, well, I hate to break it to you, but we were all lied to. I'm going to explain the true effects on your brain, and you'll see, it's not bad at all. First, pot does not kill your brain cells, that only brain cells it would kill would be cancerous brain cells. It's actually been proven that THC attacks and kills mutated cells while strengthening and rejuvenating healthy cells, including brain cells. Second, pot does not effect your short term memory, it remains completely intact. When it comes to short term memory, what is actually effected is the short term memory recall, and that's not perminant, it's only effected while you are high. Our brains are naturally designed to use THC, which is the most dominant cannibanoid in cannabis (there are over 60 know cannibanoids in the marijuana plant). We have a high concentration of cannibanoid receptors in our brains which THC binds to, when it is introduced to the receptor, it st
A Marine ' S It Was The Night Before Christmas
MADE BY ROSE TY XOXO TO ALL MY FRIENDS & FANS,& WHO EVER VIEWS MY PAGE & PROFILE. WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW,WHO IS BEHIND WHAT EVER YOU SEE OR HEAR ON MY PAGE. MY SWEET AND LOVING FRIEND ROSE ,MADE EDITED & DESIGNED THIS PAGE FOR ME.SHE TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO DO THIS.I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT,AND HER. THANK YOU ROSE XOXOXO 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I wal
Marine Video Made By Rose Ty .xoxo
The Marines Prayer
The Marine's Prayer: Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones, and Thee without shame or fear.. Protect my family Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my Country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again Guide me with the light of truth and grant me wis
The Marine Corps Adopted Semper Fidelis
The Marine Corps adopted Semper Fidelis as its official motto in 1883 (Semper Fidelis is also the title of the official musical March of the Marine Corps). Translated from Latin, Semper Fidelis means "Always Faithful." U.S. Marines use an abbreviated verbal version, "Semper Fi," to voice loyalty and commitment to their Marine comrades-in-arms. Previous mottos of the Marine Corps were (1) To the Shores of Tripoli, adopted in 1805; (2) Fortitude, adopted in 1812; (3) From the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli, adopted in 1848; and (4) By Sea and by Land, adopted in the 1850's
The Marines Want This To Roll All Over The U.s. Please Repost
THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S. Please don't delete this until you send it on, Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't ^^^@$, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any
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USMC Rules for Gun fighting: 1. Bring a gun. Preferably two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 5. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 6. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 7. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 8. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." 9. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 10. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 11. H
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I am 233 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie. I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since! I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and
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We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground , And we protect our country From all terror around Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the stranger, Fight for the young. So they all may have, The greatest freedom you've won Fight for the sick, Fight for the poor Fight for the cripple, Who lives next door. But when your time comes, Do what
Marius' Tomb
The starlit night is endless, like the heart it is also beautiful. The stars represent a point in space, just as in the heart are the points the people closest to us hold. Everytime you look at the starlit night, remember it could be a reflection of whats inside you. How do you describe the emptiness inside you as your heart breaks? A void full of depression, hungering for more? Does it feel like a light has been turned off? What happens to a persons soul when that fire is gone? For some it more than they can bear, others, are so closed off they feel nothing. This dark endless pit called depression, aren't those who have escaped lucky? Those of us still stuck here are tortured every second, it never letting up. The more it hurts, the darker the void gets. Darkness I am the shadows that engulf you. I cause your fear and terror. I hide what lurks within. I am your final sight. I am suffocating. To be darkness is to lack a heart and love nothing. Loneliness
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GENERATIONS OF VALOR We truly take a lot for granted.. Forget the football "heroes" and movie "stars". Pass this on so that all may know the price of freedom. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier One died for your soul; the other for your freedom.
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The Marine's Prayer
This is a story of my brothers and I. All we have experienced together...its something that I wrote as a story and slowly became a poem. Many people think they know what war is like, but until they've actually been there, they'll never truly know what we Warriors endured. Semper Fi! Carrying a Gun On February 3, 2003 We arrive in the desert, Away home from family. Most of us young men and some of us were old, All of us ready to fight Standing strong and bold. March 19th came swift, Thats when we began the fight, The ground war was finally declared, as we crossed the borders late that night. We carried our Guns to battle and always kept them clean We were all experts with weapons, Then again we're all Marines. We were a few miles in before reality struck, When an RPG Hit our 7-ton truck. We picked up our guns and grabbed our ammo and rushed straight through to the front-lines, All of us alert but scared to the bone, and never-the-less we charged in to fight. From dusk til dawn b
Marilyn Manson
MARILYN MANSON: Audio Samples Of Entire New Album Available - May 19, 2009 Audio samples of all the tracks that appear on MARILYN MANSON's new album, "The High End Of Low", are available for streaming using the player below (courtesy of Universal Music Germany). The CD is due out on May 26 and is his first with longtime bassist Twiggy Ramirez since 2000's "Holy Wood". The official track listing for "The High End Of Low" is as follows: 01. Devour 02. Pretty As A Swastika 03. Leave A Scar 04. Four Rusted Horses 05. Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin'-Geddon 06. Blank And White 07. Running To The Edge Of The World 08. I Want To Kill You Like They Do In The Movies 09. WOW 10. Wight Spider 11. Unkillable Monster 12. We're From America 13. I Have To Look Up Just To See Hell 14. Into The Fire 15. 15 Manson told England's Kerrang! magazine about the new effort, "This is not a record that we would leave black and self-titled and mature. This is the experienced record. This album is the 12th-grade guy th
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I got a text from a friend and this topic was on CNN Now as well. It was a forwarded text with a number to call for marijuan reform, if they get enough people to support this(a million needed) there will be a proposed bill to be put in front of the house for a
A Marine's Story.
I first put this blog up at another site back in 2004. I think it's just as pertinent today. In A Few Good Men, Demi Moore said she liked her clients because "they stand on a wall and say 'nothing will hurt you.'" Well, it's not really a wall. it's more of a hill. N when you stand on top of it with everything worth living for lying behind you, you have a hellacious view. During the first gulf war, I joined the Marine Corps. In bootcamp, I met a kid who would be my friend. As life went on, decissions were made. Some good. Some bad. I left the corps. He stayed in. We kept in touch. A letter here. A visit there. A couple years ago, we got together in some dive bar he liked. We talked about the good times, the fun times. the bad times, the stupid times and we knew it was the last time but I'll be damned if it wasn't a great time. last year, the day before the first day of kindergarten, I went down south and gave my condolences to his parents, consoled his wife and failed to explain to hi
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Marilyn Monroe Quote
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they go right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so that the better things can fall together." — Marilyn Monroe
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Marine Corps Christmas
Twas the nite before Christmas, they lived far from home, in dark,sandy quarters, but not all alone After clearing the checkpoints, and with presents to give, I wanted to see the Marines Who in these quarters did live. As I looked all about, an awesome sight I did see, some of the few and the proud, U.S. Marines Some young, some old, with boots full of sand, Marine Corps brothers with rifles in hand. Seeing bravery, courage, and toughness of mind, a sobering thought came thru my mind For these quarters were different, housing hardcharging Marines; Who make it through with various routines The only easy day was the one they just got thru; Uncommon valor, still a common virtue Yet their spirits were high, Minds and bodies were strong; Despite the months that were trying and long These were the heroes of whom I had read; Whose main purpose was to make the enemy dead I knew the Americans who i saw on this night owed their lives to these men, the first ones to
Marine Prayer
Every Marine Should Know this by heart But i want to post it in honor Of my Fallen Family Members
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As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open.
Marine Wife
This year, I just want to say how THANKFUL I am to have my husband at home with us for the holidays. He was supposed to deploy tomorrow, but (because of the drawback) he got cut from the list. Thank God! I mean, I understand it's his job...and he loves his job...but seeing how he came back from his last deployment, I can honestly say it's a blessing he didn't go. PTSD is a serious disease and we struggle with it every day. We're making progress. Baby steps.
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Marine Genesis 1
THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1In the beginning was the word, and the word was God.In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the Earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors. And He dressed them accordingly. They had little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom. And their shirts had cute little flaps on them to hide the hickeys on their necks. He also gave them long sideburns and shabby looking beards. God nicknamed them "squids" and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so that normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, He called them "petty" and "commodore" instead of titles worthy of red-blooded me
Marilyn Manson Archives
On May 4th 2012, I attended my 5th Marilyn Manson concert at the House of Blues, Atlantic City, NJ. After drinking a $10 Jagerbomb and a handful of draft beers, I was ready to rock. I made my way up to the club and watched The Pretty Reckless open. After about 5 songs, I pushed my way up thru the crowd as close to the stage as I could get. Out comes Manson, I find myself approximately 8-10 feet away from him, close enough to see the pores in his face. The crowd is going nuts and with every bit of space that opened in front of me I pushed thru closer. During the song "No Reflection" the crowd behind me was pushing so hard, leaning against me causing my bandana to slip off. Instead of losing it on the floor, I bunched it up in my hand and decided to throw it at Marilyn Manson, hitting him in his hand. At first I didnt know what to think cuz for a second it looked as though he was annoyed by having something thrown at him. That feeling went away fast as he proceeded to "sing" to
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Mark's Blog Of Useless Stuff Or Not!
Ive been sick all week and still not well. It's why I haven't been around. Just letting ya'll know. peace -Mark So I was thinking........yes scary I know...... #1 I see all these posts/bulletins about how people get into "Drama" over the internet and that just boggles my mind. I mean come on it's the itnernet, if you are living by it that much then maybe need to recheck priorities but that's just my thought on that subject. #2 Naked Pictures!! They are everywhere on CT!! Chicks showing what God gave em and by no means am I complainng because hell I look also! Now I'm sure there are dudes out there doing it to but I ain't looking at that hahaha!! But was talking to a friend who is on CT and she says girls don't look at that stuff like guys do. Is she right? I dunno, maybe, I had pics of my ummmm "stuff" up for about 24 hours as a dare from a friend and not one person looked at them so maybe that is true!!!! That's not why I took em down though it's more because it fe
Mark And Lina's Blog
Just a quick note to bring everyone up to date. One day short of three months in Intensive Care, Lina was able to get well enough to be transported to a new hospital that specializes in long term rehabilitation. Here she will work on getting rid of her trach in her throat, speech therapy and getting her muscles to regrow. As of yesterday, her first day, she moved her neck a couple of times and her fingers on her right hand several times. She mouthed some words, but none of us could make them out. The new hospital is very nice and homey and less clinical looking, which will help her in the long run. She has a lovely window and a bed that actually faces a television (and vcr, she watched part of SINGING IN THE RAIN last night before falling asleep). She will be at this hospital for several weeks (I'm guessing about two months or more from what I could gather). She will then go to another facility for long term physical therapy where she will learn motor skills and finge
Mark You Calendar!
Found this notice out on the Web....just passing it along.... August 8, 2007...(Eight annual!) A celebration as big as any holiday, with as much anticipation, less anxiety, and more fulfillment than waiting for Santa...Write it in your planning calendar now!! Pass the word on to your friends!!! Where: Wherever this message is heard...from Alaska to Zimbabwe (in range of alphabet and temperature)...Where will you be? What: The whole world joining together to celebrate orgasm...solo, in couples, in groups...monosexually, bisexually, homosexually, heterosexually ...(mechanically?! - as with an "Orgasmitron" in Woody Allen's film "Sleeper")...Whatever the method, focusing on positive energy celebration!!... What will you do?
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There is no man on the face of the earth more competitive than Mark Martin. I've heard him say dozens of times, "I'll bleed to win." And he has. The list of injuries that he's sustained while racing -- and subsequently ignored while racing -- would turn an orthopedic surgeon's hair gray. I remember the Daytona race when he raced with a broken wrist, a broken rib and a fracture in his knee. I remember him telling Jimmy Fennig how he didn't think he could make it. I remember him asking for scissors to be passed into the car; he was going to try to cut off the cast on his wrist because the swelling was making it unbearably painful. I remember him finishing the race anyway. I remember thinking that most guys wouldn't put up with that kind of pain in order to drive in a race. I remember realizing that Mark Martin isn't "most guys." I remember watching his crew members lift him up, slide him through the window, and place him in the seat of his car, because his injuries prevented him f
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I am a guy from Toronto Ontario Canada I am active both in doors and out doors. I am out going as well as laid back depending on the affair and whats taken place. I am single at the moment not in any rush to jump in head first to something but am interested in meeting a single woman. I am open minded optimistic fun loving but also have my act together. I love to have fun and good times in many ways am friendly funny and not into games.
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To all my friends and fans that live in or around the Los Angeles area, I need help making a salute. I can write the salute on a piece of paper, but I can't take a picture of myself holding it. I need someone to help me take the picture. So I would like help contact me so we can get together and we can create a salute. That is all. We can only learn about each other so much via the Fubar. With work and other things to do it's not always easy to sit down and just talk. You have stuff to do and I have stuff to do on line. So that is why I suggest that we meet in person in a nice safe public forum like a Burger King or a Carl's Jr. Now I'm not some kind of pervert or sex maniac. I just want to see you in person so we can talk and get to know each other better and who knows what may come of it. I know what I would like to come out of it. But I am not expecting anything other then soda and polite conversation. Anything other then that would be a wonderful dream come true, but it
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For some this WARNING comes too late, others we hope in time: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feelin
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got flagged 3 times.. if your one of the one's marking my pics nsfw get off my list.. and yes it's a "friend" doing it..cause it's in the folder where it says for friends only..and i have it set to that.. wow what a freaken friend right..pfft whatever.. if u don't wanna see my pics than stop lookin and take me off ur list. what r u friends with me for. rant by... dinarocks
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Hi Friends sorry its been such a long time its been quite hecktic, I added all new pics in my regular folder and all new pics in my NSFW Folder, I have the pics blocked from rips and theft they are protected. I hope everyone had a beautiful summer?? I hope to be on more I miss you all and hope you havent forgotten about me already ??lol Write me Rate me add me if you wish. xoxo Mark
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Name: Mark D. Kelley Born: Wichita, KS Birthday: September 08, 1966 Martial Status: Divorced Eyes: Hazel Hair: Black usually short Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Hobbies: Writing, Swimming, Computers, Cooking, Signing, ASL, Writing Stories, Helping others and having fun, making others feel better. Favorite Colors: Red, Black, and Green Favorite Food: Oriental, Favorite Drinks: Coke Cola, Dr Pepper, Ice Tea, and Water Favorite Animals: Bonbos, Chimpanzees, gorillas, Dogs, snakes, and Cats. Favorite Sports: Waterpolo and Swimming Favorite Acters: Steven Seagal, Sho Kosugi, Favorite Actress: Tia Carrere, Marg Helgenberger. Favorite TV Shows: M.A.S.H., Spenser for hire, Star Track, MacGyver, Air Wolf, Relic Hunter, Pretender, Dark Angel, CSI, NCIS Favorite Characters: The list is long but here are some of the top. Favorite TV Characters Dr. Sydney Fox of The Relic hunter Stringfellow Hawke, Caitlin O’Shannessy of Air Wo
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I opted to go away & try to find myself......Trying to find out what really makes me happy...What is life without you near me?..It makes no difference anyway...Ive known you for a short time but that doesn’t matter..You’ve changed some of my perception in some other ways..You had taught me how to love a man beyond my expectation.. I thank you for this..For the short time you had given me..For the sweet lies you made me believed..I'll be better in time...better than ever..I don’t have the looks that you can brag about.But you have missed the character within me.. The beauty most people have seen in me ..The real beauty inside me that you ignore to see..What matters to you is the outside look i possessed. You ignored the things that can never be fade as years go by,.
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Marla's Thoughts
Here's a Survey for All You Drunks!!!! 1. When was the last time you drank? Bought one? Saturday night. Drank one? Probably about 6 months or so ... 2. Where did u drink at? Home, alone, usually while watching a movie ... 3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar? Um, no. 4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence? Heh. Since I don't get drunk, technically no. Had one come to my house and ask if I'd share, but he couldn't handle the smell of Hot Damn, let alone get up the guts to try it. :) 5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk? I don't get drunk. 6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had? Smirnoff Ice Triple Black, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple, Smirnoff Ice Watermelon, Smirnoff Ice Raspberry, and Hot Damn (Yes, in the same night, and yes, I drove home afterwards.) 7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk? Um, no, I don't think so. Maybe when I was at Gallaudet, I think I showed up for my 9 am Philsophy class
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We had a blast at the Ranch. I post some of the pic from the ranch all I can tell you is if you want a 5 star treatment this this is the place the food,people,and places were great.
Marlowe Poetry
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere the course begin, We wish that one should love, the other win; And one especially do we affect Of two gold ingots, like in each respect: The reason no man knows; let it suffice What we behold is censured by our eyes. Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?
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I can say I have been through hell and back. Being married is not always fun and games its about being mature and seeing how well you can trust the other person. Too many people take it for granted I think and really don't appreciate what they have. I have friends with there husband thinking they can get someone pregnant and then thats it..its done. A guy thinks he can treat his wife like shit and yet she gave birth to his children and keeps a clean house and does what she needs to do. How can a man even treat her like that? I see this shit everyday too with all my military wife friends. I feel bad bec I really don't know what to say to them bec I don't have that problem at all. I have a husband that treats me like queen and I treat him like a king. I do things around here that he doesn't need to ask me about or whatever bec thats just what I do. Not for him but for myself bec I feel he works a hard day at work and all he wants to do when he gets home is relax. I have never asked him t
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A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" "That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said. Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday went by with the same result. Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! lmmfao:d
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i recently came into a situation with so called "single" man that has turned out disasterous. this man professed love for me and was even intending to move in and start a real relationship. i recently receieved a call from his "wife". she has threatened to come kick my ass an cause problems for me. i stopped talking to him a long time ago yet his wifey still calls and threatens me. if yu shout me i will give you his name so you might avoid the same situation.i hint he is from tenn.please let all the women on here know
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Alright, so there i was the other day at work when a buddy of mine says to me, "whats the deal with getting married its only a piece of paper?" I thought for a bit and to my surprize i really couldnt come up with any supporting answers. I myself been married couldnt fight with the question he had ask. So i ask you, blog reader ask yourself the same question and maybe you can find an answer worth noting as for me i'm gonna keep thinkin about it. Until next blog, thankx for readin.
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So you meet a guy/girl and in the begining are happy and fine. You fall deeply in love with them and then to the next stage and get married. The marriage seems wonderful, at first, and you have no second thoughts about it. Then you one day realize maybe you were not ready for it and take a look back on all the steps before the actual marriage. You start to realize it was more of the other persons idea then yours and you just got caught up in the excitement. The excitement of being with someone you love for the rest of your life, excitement of spending days with that person because you really do love them, or so you think. One day you are sitting there and having second thoughts. You no longer know if you love this person or if you don't. Other things begin to factor in. You don't talk as often and when you do it is short or very few words. They insist they could not live without you and you tell them the same but deep down you have this feeling that things are not the same. Tha
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Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose leve
The Marsden Grotto
This is about 2 miles from where I live Marsden Grotto, South Shields The Marsden Grotto, locally known as The Grotto, is a public house located on the coast at Marsden in South Shields, Tyne & Wear. The pub is unique in being the only 'cave bar' in Europe. The Grotto is now a pub/restaurant serving mainly seafood. The Grotto is partly dug into the cliff face and fronted with a more conventional building opening onto the beach. Currently The Grotto includes a large bar, the inside cave with another bar and pool room, a bistro, a heated terrace on the beach and a full restaurant upstairs. Access is either by lift from the car park or by a zigzag stair case on the cliff at the side of the building. The lift is housed in a brick shaft rising from the front of the building. There have long been tales of hauntings at the Grotto, mainly relating to a smuggler who was reputedly murdered by his fellow criminals after selling information to HM Customs. It is said that he was
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Mars Invaded By Naked Cowboy
NEW YORK (Feb. 13) - New York City street performer "The Naked Cowboy " is suing Mars Inc. for $6 million over the use of his trademark look -- white underwear, cowboy boots and a hat -- by a blue M&M candy on a Times Square billboard. For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in Times Square, where he strums a guitar on a street corner while dressed in his skimpy signature costume. In a lawsuit filed this week in Manhattan federal court, Burck said that two oversized Times Square billboards that promote M&Ms used his look without compensating him. The billboards feature a scantily clad blue M&M with a guitar alongside views of New York including street scenes and the Statue of Liberty. Burck is suing privately held Mars Inc., which makes M&Ms, and Chute Gerdeman Inc., an Ohio agency that he said created the ad, for trademark infringement. Neither company was immediately available for comment. "Just like The Naked Cowboy does on a daily basis in Times Squ
Mars And Venus (the Biggest Truths In The Universe)
This will always be one of my favorites! The sad part is how true it often is and how many great relationships some women have ruined simply by creating so much crap in their minds that never really existed in the first place. One of my biggest concerns through my relationships has always been that my woman will leave me over something that was nothing more than totally fabricated in her mind. You know what I'm sayin' guys? Have you ever felt like you might as well go ahead and do and enjoy the things that your woman seems to have convinced herself that you're doing, even though you're not? HER SIDE OF THE STORY : He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more private
Marsha Osburn
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Martinis And Readi-whip
I tried to ignore it and hoped it wouldnt happen but alas, we're hosed. Those idiots in Hollywood are actually gonna release Casino Royale with that Blonde, pint-sized, putz as Bond. This guy is soooo far off the mark it isnt funny. He isnt Cool; He doesnt exude the prerequesite Suaveness that is 007. How do you go from Pierce to this guy? Hell they'd have been better off cutting Hugh Jackman's hair and letting him do it. I mean damn when we cant even count on a good Bond flick when the world going to shit around us, what the Hell can we count on. I tell ya, First the Jedi turn out to be idiots then Bond get's turned into some sawed-off, two-bit thug. What's next, Ghost Rider will be giving people Time Outs instead of sending them to Hell!?!?!? ***********************UPDATE*********************** Ok for those of you that dont know me, I am not one to rush to decisions. So when I make a decision I stick to it. Unless I'm proven wrong. And when proven wrong I have no problem
Marty's Poems
It that time of the day time to lock up and close the home down. as the kids are tucked into bed time for me to turn in as always this is the time of the day I miss you even more. All I got left are the memories that we shared. you hold me in your arms making love to me away that no man could ever as my eyes get tried I start to fight because I not ready to sleep all I got left is to worry are you safe are they treat you good. who do I say good night to when I used to say it to you All I got left are pictures hang right beside my bed looking down on me. All I got left is to say good night and I, love you and started dreaming of the day you come home but until that day comes all I got left are the phone calls and letters and visited and all I got left is my love for you April 17, 2005 Why did you leave me? In a world so crue and full of hurt? I neve3r though I would loss you but one day you g
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Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Martial Law In A Nutshell--15 Questions
Martial Law in a Nutshell--15 Questions By Mary Maxwell, Ph.D. Online Journal Contributing Writer http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/printer_160.shtml Nov 9, 2005, 00:21 1. Q: Is it likely that martial law is imminent in the U.S.? A: Yes. The way has been partially cleared for it legally by the Homeland Security Act, that 'grandfathered in' the whole of a secret 1979 executive order dealing with emergency rule. One legal hurdle to martial law still remains, namely, the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which explicitly forbids soldiers to participate in domestic law enforcement. However, Congress could easily annul the Posse Comitatus Act, and is being pressured by the attorney general and the Pentagon to do just that. 2. Q: What is martial law? A: In popular usage, martial law means that some or all civil liberties are suspended. For example, there could be a curfew, which would prevent people from exercising their normal liberty to walk around after 9 p.m. Legally,
Martial Arts
passed my last test but i dont know if i will ever return to martial arts may not have time for it havta work passed another test :) I am in the middle of a test for my next belt that why i havent been here a lot
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Martin Luther King ; Chasing The 'dream'
Chasing the 'Dream' Martin Luther King Jr. had a vision for America. How close are we? By S. Eudora Smith 1 | 2 | Next > advertisement Today marks the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination. As we remember the man once described as the moral compass of the nation, one speech in particular continues to inspire us, its poetic refrain imprinted on the memory of America. I have a dream that one day … The soaring oration was delivered against the backdrop of the Lincoln Memorial to a crowd of 250,000 gathered for the March on Washington. Since that historic moment on Aug. 28, 1963, "I Have a Dream" has become a bellwether for America's progress on race. Themes of justice, opportunity, unity, desegregation and discrimination are woven throughout the speech and serve as milestones in the quest for equality. Now, almost 45 years after the speech, America is a land of contrasts, with some dreams fulfilled while many others are deferred. "You see the signs
Martin Luther King Jr's Last Speech
Even though he has said this speech a few times he knew that this was his last night.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FiCxZKuv8 Please copy the link above...its a youtube video
Martial Medicine
By Richard Hackworth, Ph.D., Lac. Martial arts training at peak performance levels is the best way to prevent disease, as well as to stimulate positive changes in the body's natural healing systems. Our current lifestyle of Lazy-boy chairs, remote controls and S.U.V.s does not challenge us to move, yet our biological need for physical movement is still the same as when time began. Martial arts training can strongly influence the function of most of the human organ systems and much of the chemistry of our brains and bodies. The changes brought about by martial arts training are dose responsive, but maybe not in the way you believe. In fact, twice as much is twice as good only up to optimal levels. Beyond that actually tempts an over training response in the body and a decline in physical and mental health. Martial arts training, as well as other exercise forms, dosage combines distance (or time), intensity and frequency -- how far, how fast, how often. An additional fact
Martini The Movie
Hey, check this out: You have to pay attention because if you blink, you'll miss me. I'm in the opening scene: Martini the Movie Trailer
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Sup, Im Martin, and just another Fu chatter, surfer, what ever just trying to do my own thing ,,? on a pc. Well on to deeper things, the other day my christiananity was put in front of the spot light, and, because I dont have a christian bone in my body ,Well. (Laughs).LMMFAO. oh, waite. why? would I. No, why? would any one follow after a God that also claims to be our father, Hmm. Im a father and I would never tourture my child todeath. or starve my child, or the worset, go and murder the first born, wile they sleeped in there beds, just come in and take there life, and not just one but thousands. wow what would we as a pepole born in a world full of relegin, but your baby, your child , what would you do to that person, or thing. if they so much, as lay a finger on
Martin Harry
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Martin1978
I was told about this a year ago. I just joined and am still trying to figure things out on here.
Martinez
hello there and welcome
Mart!!!
what, who, where, when and why!? that's all the question that always ask in my mind. Business?! is it really possible to create an opportunity to have a business and have a good life?! What?! kind of business im going to put up! who?! who are may prospective costumer in my business! where?! where i have to put up my business? when?! when should i put my business up! and lastly, why?! does other people also interested in putting up business?! that's all the question that troubles me alot when im in work, when im ,onely all the things that i wanna do but i can't do! im afraid being a failure or im afraid that i don't know how to put up a business....
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Marvel Superheroes
You scored as Professor X. Superhuman mental powers: Professor X ordinarily possesses vast psionic powers, including telepathy; the ability to induce in others mental illusions, temporary mental or physical paralysis, and loss of specific memories or total amnesia; the projection of "mental bolts" to stun or render a person unconscious; astral projection; and the ability to sense other superhuman mutants within a small radiusProfessor X80%Wolverine70%DareDevil65%Spider-Man60%The Hulk55%Blade40%What Marvel Hero would you be?created with QuizFarm.com
Marvel Comics 1
Horny Heroes For Hire by PrincessKoriandr © Starring Luke Cage and She Hulk The night hadn't gone as planned, not many people expect to battle the Absorbing Man and Titania on their first date, in the city's most exclusive restaurant no less. Still, that's what heroes do, and as Cage and She-Hulk walked home they had no regrets. She-Hulk looked at Cage and asked "Are you SURE you didn't mind the fight? I feel like it's my fault. After all, Titania is my first official arch-enemy" "Naw, it's cool. You didn't ask for it. Besides, it's good publicity for H4H." "That's for sure, Luke. Seeing you punch out a guy who's gone the distance with Thor will certainly work wonders for the company." In fact, it had worked wonders on her as well. Even in the heat of battle, seeing his muscles flex, even beneath his suit, while he punched out one of the most dangerous criminals alive, had made her cunt more than a little wet. Cage had felt the sexual tension too. He had been in enoug
Marvel Comics 2
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © “Hey, he’s not for me!” Bobby yelled, annoyed. “He’s Alison Blaire’s boyfriend...” The Brazilian mutant’s voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. “Fucking puta.” “Let me handle the next one, slugger.” Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. “Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face?” “Weird. You’re the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man.” The guy gestured over to the Mutatis’ trailer. “I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago.” “Thanks, pal.” Guido released the roadie’s shoulder. “Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well?” “Yeah, man. That’s who was asking about the leat
Marvelous Meaghan
" Marvelous Meghan " By Sondra aka Babs Paul and Sondra had been on the back of the Harley for several weeks, just cruising the countryside, visiting friends along the way, enjoying a much needed vacation. They had camped out and cooked over an open fire most nights but now they were tired, sweaty and hot, very much in need of a shower and home cooked meal. An iced down drink would be great as well… Arizona was sweltering on this particular late afternoon in May, but they knew that the desert heat would be replaced by deep chill come nightfall. They wanted to make camp and get cleaned up long before dark so that Sondra’s long hair would have time to dry before the night set in, but so far there were no rivers in sight. A few miles further on, they neared a small town and stopped to gas up the bike. They got some cold drinks and being that there was no river nearby for them to bathe Paul asked the clerk where the nearest hotel was. While he was getting directions, Sond
Marvel
Let's go back twenty years. More than that.I'm 45 now. I was in my twenties. I was collecting comic books. I would buy anything that I could get my hands on. I had my usual pulls. When you get your stuff at a comic shop, pulls are like reservations. The store pulls a copy of whatever book you have requested. Mine consisted of X-Men, Silver Surfer, etc. I had like 20 books on pull. Anyway, comic shops would also pull specials, like crossovers if it contained a majority of the books you were already getting. One month, there was a different book in my pull box. It was "Infinity Gauntlet, #3" The tone, the characters, everything was spot on. I decided to get the rest of the six part crossover. It was exciting. Don't get me wrong, I love the movie that I saw. The nerd in me is wishing that Disney had bought out Fox WAY sooner. I would have had an end credits scene of the Silver Surfer kneeling before Galactus and saying "It will be done". I don't know what Marvel Entertainment group is p
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Marydreams True Feelings
Devil or Angel? White AngelYou'd be a white angel... Pure hearted, you are near perfect, always nice and forgiving, always doing what is right... You are always caring for others, and hate to see people hurt.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com
Mary's Blog
Please If you are viewing my site, please dont spam it with junk. If you don't have anything to say but sending spam, I rather you don't say anything. Junk like "Hey cute Are you the one that asked about money for survey or shit" don't bother me with that crap. just been long weekend..just been busy with personal life. Today i'm about to go to my Aunt Bettys for cook out. I hope everyone had great weekend. thanks for those that leaving comments while I was gone. xoxo ~Mary~ tues,wed,thrus be at friends Roxy's appartment dog & cat sitting. Roxy & her brofriend just want get way for few days without phone ringing..lol. anyways..sweet dog...Roxy left lot food there for me choose what to eat. very nice she even asked me what I wanted to eat...wish I know she had food..i would of said no thats okay if you have food I just eat that at meals. so she got turkey, big crousants, cheerioes, Skin milk, & Cheese cubes & string cheese. lol sweet lady I took care of her mom betty for while
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Mary Mary
Please take a minute to read this: A Story of Six Boys.. Each year I am hired to go to Washington , DC , with the eighth grade class from Chilton, WI . where I grew up, to videotape their trip. I greatly enjoy visiting our nation's capitol, and each year I take some special memories back with me. This fall's trip was especially memorable. On the last night of our trip, we stopped at the Iwo Jima memorial. This memorial is the largest bronze statue in the world and depicts one of the most famous photographs in history -- that of the six brave soldiers raising the American Flag at the top of a rocky hill on the island of Iwo Jima, Japan, during WW II. Over one hundred students and chaperones piled off the buses and headed towards the memorial. I noticed a solitary figure at the base of the statue, and as I got closer he asked, "Where are you guys from?" I told him that we were from Wisconsin . "Hey, I'm a cheese head, too! Come gather around, Cheese heads, a
Mary-jane
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Mary's Blog
On this long road of lonliness with no friends and I need to have some one help me back to the road of living. Where do all your friends go when you get older? Cherry Pie New Proverbs Graphics Top Graphics
Maryland
Woo hoo, I move to Maryland in 7 days....that's right I'll be in my baby's arms in just 7 days. I miss her so much and I can't wait to be safe in her arms.
Mary's Blog
Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation ' Life is Beautiful' If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will a ppear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroyin it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'. PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And
Mary
Please see the update below from Christina, Mary's daughter! Thanks for reading it! Just a quick but sad update. Mom has taken a turn for the worse. Her stats have dropped and she doesn't seem to want to fight anymore. I have started a candlelight vigil with some of her friends outside the hospital and I am hoping that all the prayers will reach her heart and let her know how much she is loved and needed. Anyone who has her yahoo ID can leave a message for her there and I will show her on the laptop when I am at the hospital. Also I now have her PW for her account on here and will be using her name to give all her close friends the 11's for her. Much Love Christina Just received this short note from Mary (aka Lonely Dreamer or Dreamcatcher) Just a quick one to let you all know I am off the breathing tube now and having a popsicle LOL love you all Mary If any of you would like to send a comment or message to either Mary's or Christina's page, pleae click on the pics be
Ma.ry.j.an.e
Mary.Jane Current mood: high Mary its been a long time since I've seen u this ti.ght Ive seen you through some hard lines We danced with the devil all our li.ves Ive seen you whole I have watched you Gl.eem sitting by windows ripping by the sea.ms Ill probably never Mary, get the strength to walk a.way When your broken by the sunlight and sleep away the d.ays 1/31/08
Marylicious
I just had to say something about this girl. [ fubar.com photo: 1006170476 ] She put threatening messages to me about me and my kids. I have captured the screen with the exact words she used. Then she blocks me so I cannot respond. She is so tough yet she won't let me respond? This is what she said to me after she came into the fubar support lounge cussing and acting ridiculous. I complimented the staff at how fast they got rid of her because I wanted to go check out her profile to see if she was retarded or something. I did NOT call her retarded, I just wanted to go see what kind of person would disrespect the support lounge like that. I wish I could get the page I captured onto here. The best I can do is post the conversation. Her 1st comments to me: ~Marylicio...: AND A DICK SUCKER LIKE UR SON watch what you say bitch ~Marylicio...: sorry SLUT ~Marylicio...: I LOVE THIS SHIT AND UR LIL DAUGHTER SAMANTHAS A ALUT ~Marylicio...: RETARDED? OK BITCH ,I JUST STOLE PICS OF
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Mary K Orendorff
Jason, Grandma died at about 1:15 pm today (Friday). She wanted her grandchildren to hear before it was publically announced. She also made arrangements for her monthly check to you to continue and I will make sure that happens. I am sorry to hear that you are on the streets. You now have a very powerful angel in heaven watching over you. Count on her to lead you safely home. Love, Uncle David
Maryland
Well here it is the end of my fourth day in Dundalk. I am stoked that the move has went well so far, though I do miss my Ohio friends dearly. They are my family, especially since myown blood relatives seemed to disown me (their loss). I am in the process of aclimating to a new pace of life. Even in this larger metropolitan area, the pace of life is much slower then what I am used to and I need to remember that the entire world does not work at the same rate. LOL
Marylin Manson's Words
MM:"That's not wrong, that's a part of human nature. The old saying of looks don't matter, I don't agree with that. It's very important. The way you look is how you represent yourself to people and that's why I look the way I do. I want people to know what I'm about by looking at me. So if they see a picture and they don't like it. Maybe they're not supposed to, it's not right for them. I don't disrespect them." Yup I totally agree to this.
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Mary Magdalan
Mary Magdalan is the greatest singer around when it comes to telling the truth and reality of life.She is drop dead gorgeous with lips that look so and beautiful and her voice is like sweet chocolate warmed to perfection. I could listen to her all day she is that talented and never gets boring.
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Mary Has A Little Lamb
CHECK OUT KENDRA WILKINSON'S NEW GIRL ON GIRL LESBIAN SEX TAPE VIDEO ONLINE OVER HERE! Ask and u shall receive! Just uploaded another video, this one a strip tease! I just got around to fixing my blogger problem, I lost my gmail/blogger pw and no longer had the alternate email they had! It was just faster and easier to create a new blogger! I just started posting on it and will be providing all the links to my pics and videos and yes you can expect the same wild crazy stuff too! Thank you my friends who have waited so patiently for me to get off my lazy ass and fix that issue!
Mary Had A Lil Lamb
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Masculinity
Let me begin by saying that I understand society as a whole and women in particular, have been attempting to emasculate men for some 40 years now. And, what a mess this has created. Everyone is losing their "place" in this society. I also realize that a lot of women prefer a man they can "control". That is fine, for them, but I am not one of them. I like men who are sure of themselves, confident in their masculinity, and unafraid to approach the world with their purely male attitude. The kind of man who gets dirty and cleans up with just a shower and a shave. Any man who takes longer to get ready to go out than I do, is just way too high maintenance for me. If it takes you more than an hour in front of the mirror, you are either a metrosexual or a narcisist...and in either case, my patience just doesn't stretch that far. I know you've had it drilled into you that you have to be politically correct, but I'm here to tell you that I'd rather hear what you really think...no holds barre
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M*a*s*h* Lyrics
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [chorus]: That suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [Chorus] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [Chorus] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [Chorus] MASH The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [Chorus] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key 'is it to be or not to be' and I replied 'oh why ask me?' 'Ca
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Masigran
: The Bitch Fairy MEN SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHAT THEY WISH FOR!! THE BITCH FAIRY!!!!!!!!! In case I didn't say this is where I live. The snow is light and fluffy. rainbowchicy@ fubar
The Mask I Hide Behind
I put up a front so you dont have to know it I lock up my heart so I wont have to show it I hide my face so the world will never know Just what I am afraid to show The Mask that I hide behind Helps keep you out of my inside But somehow you just seem to see The screwed-up side of me that I keep I was afraid to let someone in Terrified to show them where I have been Afraid that I would be hurt like before And my broken heart couldnt take it anymore The Mask that I hide behind Protects me from being too blind Giving me the eyes to see But somehow all I can see is me Patience us one key to have With me its just too late, too bad A worthless face, a hollow embrace Dont waste your time, energy, or space The Mask that I hide behind Helps keep my feelings on the side So that, clearly, I can see Hide your feelings away from me I glare into the mirror, staring at my face But all I seem to see is many a hollow space With nothing to fill them, I almost give up
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The Mask
Mask
Mask I was once sad and lonely,Having nobody to comfort me,So I wore a mask that always smiled;To hide my feelings behind a lie. Before long, I had many friends;With my mask, I was one of them.But deep inside, I still felt empty,Like I was missing a part of me. Nobody could hear my cries at nightFor I designed my mask to hide the lies.Nobody could see the pain I was feelingFor I designed my mask to be laughing. Behind all the smiles were the tearsAnd behind all the comfort were the fears.Everything you think you see,Wasn't everything there was to me. Day by day,I was slowly dying.I couldn't go on,There was something missing.. Until now I'm still searchingFor the thing that'll stop my crying.For someone who'll erase my fears,For the person who'll wipe my tears. But till then I'll keep on smiling.Hiding behind this mask I'm wearing.Hoping one day I can smile,Till then, I'll be here.. waiting.
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Mason
Okay i made a mumm and well fubar deleted it and that is like just wrong. The mumm was about my cousin and the fact that she just lost her son tonight and i was asking what everyone thought that i should do to help her and her family about donations or other things and they deleted the thing and im sorry but that is just wrong. let me know what you think the baby was only 3 months old there are pics on my page and in my albums so check them out.
Masorants
I have a friend that's still number one on my friends list unless of course he dumps me off there too. I met him back in April and he had me with his silver rings and tattooed hands. We were discussing tattoos and tattooing and he said he had wrist problems and when he first touched my wrists to compare how small his were like mine, I fell for him. May 30th I would say he walks into my room after I let him in and I'm sitting there with a hammer minding my own business and taking a break from hanging up tin signs all over my new room. He invites me to his room. Off and on in June we sort of saw each other and though he broke it off twice we always drifted back to each other. I never started any of it but treasured every moment of it. At the beginning of July I move into the same room with him and for two weeks I'm in pure bliss, but knowing that he's a) intoxicated and b) schizophrenic this wasn't going to last. It's a blessing in disguise cause now I was able to qui
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Masquerade Woman
Made for me by a very special friend.Ty Bryan ** hugs hun **
Masquerade
Windswept and cold, but the night has no feeling. I soak up the rain, but my heart is not healing. Heartbroken and sad, and feeling a little let down. The silence is so loud, and yet there's no sound. I wish to break these chains, biting into my heart. I'm bound to an eternity of always falling apart. The night settles in, the sun has laid its head, I wait to find the love, when I know that it is dead. Naked in the dark, I am searching for some sleep. Bleeding through invisible wounds that are too deep. I'm scared of what I've done to you, why I am alone, Because I know it's not your fault, it's entirely my own. Pills won't cure the constant headaches that I get, Knives can't cut out the memories I wish to forget. I'm feeling a little defeated and I guess it really shows, But this is the path I'm walking; this is the path I chose. Everything was a lie, and no truth was ever spoken. You told me you could heal my heart, so broken. Through crystal eyes, I see now
Masquerader
I guess you could call me a lock smithI like to try and open things that are secreted awayI never take anything unless it’s offeredMy specialties are the locks attached to masksEvery soul has a mask that is presented to the world These locks are most interesting to me, The treasure, special and unique in each personSome locks are easy and fall away with a tapSome are difficult and take a long time to openOnce dropped, what is beneath can be lovely and frighteningSome masks are equipped with a trap mechanism If you are too quick to remove the mask you spring the trapThis can affect you or the prize underneath Caution is the key to removing all masksI work without camouflage, somehow it coaxes the lockI have discovered this to be a double edged bladeFor as it makes mask removal easier it is a beacon to trapsThose with traps are drawn to my naked heartA clever trap was the mask behind the maskThis went on many layers until I held a frightened soulThe most difficult was a very recent
Massage Therpy
Sarah was an average girl at 25 years of age. She was married to a great man and had a wonderful daughter, but she found her life unfulfilling. She owned her own massage therapy spa and had employed a few younger girls. As Sarah was the only one there with a Bachelor's Degree instead of just a certificate, she got the most customers. Sarah was jam-packed with customers every day as some would have to make an appointment a week or two in advance. There was one man she noticed a couple times a week named Jeremy. Jeremy always had the younger girls for his massage therapists since Sarah was so busy. Jeremy was a nicely built guy with blonde hair that was just very nicely spiked. He had muscles without them being too much. Sarah liked that. Every day when he would come in, he would give Sarah a nice little wink before going into the back room with either Cindy or Molly. After the spa closed every day, Sarah would have to stay later than the others and file paperwork. Most of the time, all
Mass Khaos Online
Kill you just to watch you die Make you laugh just to feel you cry Tell me what I did and I'll stay 'Till honour is repaired then I'm on my way Can't explain to you how I feel, Can't even tell if I'm real All I can do is cry for you to stay As you take my reality and walk away. Swollen Black eyed, busted lips, Cracked teeth and a broken nose; Destroy my face, Steal my idenity, It doesn't make it right but it explains my love of the fight. Prayers I'm two years old again, and scared of the dark: It's eternity vast and full, and increadably stark. I pull the blankets up over my head, but the rational adult kicks in and I uncover my face instead: 'They can see me even if I can't see them, and it's no good to be caught unaware'. Then the synical snaps: 'Nor to waste my breath 'cause I'd choke on a prayer'
Massachusetts Bbws- Lets Dance!
Hey where are all my Massachusetts BBWS? I had posted earlier in my blog about wanting to take Dance lessons. Well I would love to go to dance class with another BBW or even see about getting an all BBW dance class together. So hit me up if you live in Massachusetts close enough to travel to Boston for the class. Who says Big Girls Shouldn't Dance!!! Hugs, ~Nadya~
Masscarra
Have you ever thought you thinked you thought a thought??..or was it just a thought you thinked you thought??..whatever you thought you thinked, was just a thinked thought you thought you thinked..... amazing enuff this does make sence....roflmao I am curious to know why women cannot put on masscara with their mouths closed...things that make you go hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...LOL
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What are shin splints? The term "shin splints" has been widely used as a catch-all term referring to a collection of different conditions that cause leg pain. The term medial tibial stress syndrome (MTSS) better defines the injury and separates it from injuries such as stress fractures or compartment syndrome. MTSS is caused by chronic strain, overuse, and microtrauma of the soleus (calf) muscle at its origin on the shinbone (posteromedial tibia) or deep inflammation of the periosteum, which is the connective tissue that covers the bone, of the tibia beneath the posterior tibialis muscle (Fig., pg. 6). MTSS usually occurs in unconditioned people who begin a new running or jumping activity or conditioned runners who change or increase their speed or distance or change their type of shoe or running terrain. MTSS also affects individuals who have flat feet because the mechanics of the foot increase stress on the soleus muscle. MTSS or stress fracture? A patient with MTSS has pai
Mass Deaths Iraq?
http://www.iraqbodycount.org/editorial_feb0704.php http://www.afsc.org/iraq/news/2004/10/100000-civilian-deaths-since-iraq.htm MEDIA ALERT MEDIA ALERT UPDATE: John Sweeney Responds on Mass Death in Iraq On June 24, 2002, Media Lens published a Media Alert: 'John Sweeney Of The Observer And The BBC on Mass Death In Iraq'. Also on June 24, we received this reply from John Sweeney: "I don't agree with torturing children. Get stuffed." (Email to Media Lens Editors, June 24, 2002) Having dealt with the mainstream 'liberal' media frequently over the last few years, this is pretty much what we have come to expect. Arrogant and cynical though they are, mainstream politicians have a vestigial sense that they should at least +appear+ to be accountable to the public. Not so journalists. They work for large businesses - media companies - and their job, as far as they are concerned, is their business and no one else's. This is understandable enough - executives in other industries wo
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My lead flight attendant came to me and said, "We have an H.R. On this flight." (H.R. Stands for human remains.) "Are they military?" I asked. 'Yes', she said. 'Is there an escort?' I asked. 'Yes, I already assigned him a seat'. 'Would you please tell him to come to the flight deck. You can board him early," I said.. A short while later, a young army sergeant entered the flight deck. He was the image of the perfectly dressed soldier. He introduced himself and I asked him about his soldier. The escorts of these fallen soldiers talk about them as if they are still alive and still with us. 'My soldier is on his way back to Virginia ,' he said. He proceeded to answer my questions, but offered no words. I asked him if there was anything I could do for him and he said no. I told him that he had the toughest job in the military and that I appreciated the work that he does for the families of our fallen soldiers. The first officer and
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Massage Therapy Test
So I went to take my National Certification for Massage Therapy today thinking that I was not going to be able to pass this test but I finished it anyways... I got through the whole thing waiting for them to give me a denial and tell the routine" you have 90 days to repay for this test" and the first thing out of the womans mouth was CONGRATULATIONS, It didnt sink in and my reply was "what did you say?:" Then her reply was you passed lol my reply was "HOLY SHIT I DID?" so now I am unoffically officially a Licensed Massage Therapist time to break out the bottles and celebrate. Hope everyone has a great day
Mass Delte Inbox Sent Emails
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol
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One major problem with the paranormal is that it can never be quite explained. Why is this? Is it because, as skeptics maintain, it isn’t there? Or could it be that its very nature disallows a total appreciation of what is going on? To the skeptic, this may seem like a cop-out, but in reality, some branches of science hold these same properties. Typical is particle theory, which includes its own uncertainty principle, giving a limit to what can be known. I’ve previously argued for ‘psychic syndrome’. Here, a paranormal event is made up of multiple causes, citing such known phenomena as cryptomnesia, multiple personality, hallucination, hysteria, split brain phenomena, etc. The process would work through ‘emergence’ – the way complex patterns can arise out of multiple simple causes. Placing a ‘holistic’ tag on such a process, the outcome is usually more than the sum of its parts. Cryptomnesia is vital to the process. When we use our senses we only ‘reme
Mass Musings
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Mass Control Give Away
Mass Control Give Away There will be more blog posts touching on the Mass Control techniques in more detail, but for now, I will leave you with one relationship building tip. Often we forget that when someone surfs the net, he's in a different frame of mind as compared to going to a shopping mall, watching TV or listening to radio. Even when he's on the net, his frame of mind is determined by the medium he's using at the moment. For example, if someone is using a search engine, he's usually in the frame of mind to get an answer to a question or to purchase something specific. Blog readers are usually looking for information or to be entertained. Let's be serious, there's plenty of people making dump truckloads of money on the Internet and they cannot teach anything worth a damn. Frank takes the most complex concepts and makes them simple -- and that is an incredible skill. And because he is such a great teacher...I bend over backwards when I hear his name mentioned anywh
Masscontrolgiveaway
MassControlGiveAway Mass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into. I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped working on
Mass Control Give Away Review
Frank Kern came out of the woodwork this weekend and just started spewing free content out at everyone with Mass Control Give Away. Of course, if you know any of Frank’s stuff, you definitely won’t be one to complain about what he’s doing. What he is doing, is launching the big Mass Control Giveaway. A series of videos chock full of content are being released all week about how you can make more money right now. See, Frank’s not one to hold back in his content, and that includes his free videos. So if you want to make more money, check them out right away. There is no doubt in my mind if you have seen or heard of Frank Kern then he has probably had a positive impact on your marketing. http://masscontrolgiveaway2.wetpaint.com/ Mass Control Give Away ReviewThere will be more blog posts touching on the Mass Control techniques in more detail, but for now, I will leave you with one relationship building tip.Often we forget that when someone surfs the net, he's in a di
Mass Control Syndicate
Mass Control Syndicate Frank Kern’s Mass Control marketing was one of the best product launchs I’ve seen in Internet Marketing history. His videos were brilliant but can the idea of “building a relationship with your list” really be that big a profit multiplier? Our lab put the idea to the test and here’s the result. Now this is not meant to be an endorsement of Mass Control Marketing - the product is off the shelves. But hopefully, you will learn a ton from reading this post and observing the experiment we did. The friendly email beat the control by approximately 250% percent more sales. So this stuff does work. And as for us, we’re cutting back on salesly emails and investing more time in building a relationship with our list. Tags: Mass Control Give Away, MassControlGiveAway, Frank Kern Mass Control Give Away, Frank Kern's Mass Control, Mass Control Give Away Review, Mass Control Give Away Download, Mass Control, Mass Control Bonus
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Mass Control Give Away Download In his latest product Mass Control, Frank Kern teaches you how he can make a whopping 275 times more than the average from utilizing his powerful email marketing strategies. I strongly encourage you guys to watch the Mass Control videos. The FREE content in these videos are even better than most of the $347 courses and $1000 seminars I have been to. And I’ve been to plenty. Frank’s concept of Mass Control lies in ONE big idea. It is an ideas so big that I’ve never looked at list building and e-mail marketing the same way ever again. His big idea is this: The money isn’t in the list. The money is in the RELATIONSHIP you have with that list. Ok stop reading and let that idea sink in. Do you see the massive impact that this one idea can have for your entire email-marketing strategy? Mass Control teaches you the ways of ‘Seductive Selling’, to build such a great relationship with your list that they can’t help but give you mo
Mass Control Give Away Bonus
Mass Control Give Away Bonus Mass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into. I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped wo
Mass Control Monthly
Mass Control Monthly There will be more blog posts touching on the Mass Control techniques in more detail, but for now, I will leave you with one relationship building tip. Often we forget that when someone surfs the net, he’s in a different frame of mind as compared to going to a shopping mall, watching TV or listening to radio. Even when he’s on the net, his frame of mind is determined by the medium he’s using at the moment. For example, if someone is using a search engine, he’s usually in the frame of mind to get an answer to a question or to purchase something specific. Blog readers are usually looking for information or to be entertained. Let's be serious, there's plenty of people making dump truckloads of money on the Internet and they cannot teach anything worth a damn. Frank takes the most complex concepts and makes them simple -- and that is an incredible skill. And because he is such a great teacher...I bend over backwards when I hear his name mentioned
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Jessica's Massage by ARGEE© For the hundredth time, I told my husband, Terry, I wouldn't fuck another man and that was that! He had been pestering me for months because he thought it would be great to watch me being fucked by another man - after all his friends had told him it was the absolute best so he wanted me to try it. I am a very private person - Jessica is my name. I have recently turned 28 and we have been married for just 3 years and already this bastard wanted to watch me get fucked by another man - it just wasn't on. Terry gets very carried away when his friends tell him stories and he believes them all. This obsession about me and another man started after reading an article in a magazine and then he just had to ask his mates what it would be like and they all told him they had made their wives fuck other men and it was great! What an arsehole! I said earlier I was a private person because I had never been with another man, although I had dated a couple of lad
The Massage
It was a typical Friday at the spa massaging customers asusual when all of a sudden I had a really cute muscular guy come in I wentbehind the curtain so he could disrobe and get comfy on the table while I wasback there I freshened up in the mirror fixed my skirt and top and asked if hewas ready he called out yes whenever you are I walked out and took a deepbreathe to try and relax myself I’ve never had any one this sexy on my tablebefore I mean I’ve had some sexy guys but never this sexy I had to admit I wasa lil turned on just looking at him knowing I get to touch his gorgeous body asI grabbed the oil I squeezed a little on his back and started with hisshoulders rubbing then moving down his back then moving to his legs and hisfeet I tell him he can turn over whenever he’s ready I hold the sheet and heturns over and I start by rubbing his head and thinking
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Master's Blog
Why the fuck do people think that I want to listen to their music when I go to their profile? Why the fuck does anyone think music on a webpage is a good idea? *waits for answer* Have you ever considered that I am already listening to music? It just clashes with whatever I'm listening to and makes me want to stab you in the eyeball with a red hot poker. Moral? Don't be a dumb cunt and put music on your profile or webpage.
Masterbate
MASTURBATE. To manipulate the genitals for sexual gratification. MANIPULATE.To work or handle skillfully,to manage artfully, to alter for ones own purpose. SEXUAL. Involving sex or the sexual organs(Dick & Pussy) GRATIFICATION. Pleasing,satisfying,to indulge. Now that we have the definition of what the words mean: lets get DEEP. Masterbation is a wonderful thing. I masterbate 2-4 times a day. That is manditory. Something I enjoy and look forward to doing every day. Maybe, IF you are lucky I may give YOU, yes you , the opportunity to visualize the sweet nectur drip from my pussy. I love the way my pussy feels. The way it smells,The way it gets so fucken wet. Sensual, erotic, and freaky. Would you like to take an adventure with me? Look at me, touch me, kiss me,lick me, taste me, phuck me...............that will be a intoxicating sexual moment you will never forget. This baby, I can make happen. With out you EVER physically touching me. C'mon lets ride. IF you d
Master & Slave Rules
The following 128 rules are written in the context of a M/s (Master/slave) relationship, but could be used by those in a D/s (Dominant/submissive) relationship, and provide a good project for those submissive/slave males to adapt them towards their relationship with their Dominatrix/Mistress, respectively (double meaning intended). Some notes for the female to take into consideration when using these rules and participating in a Master/slave relationship (or any part of the BDSM world out there): 1. The Master/slave relationship is a complex one requiring a serious commitment to honest and open communication, and the practice of learned responsibilities for the care and protection of each person's well being, psychological, physical, sexual, social, and emotional health. you can protect both you and your Master's participation through the use of selected safe words (like 'yellow' and 'red') and gestures (such as tight hand holds, wiggling of a limb, or opening of a hand). Don't e
Master & Slave
What Is A slave? ... A slave is far beyond what most people believe. A slave serves, she is pleasing perhaps, exudes her joy in all she does. A slave lives, eats and breathes her submission. A slave feels the fire deep in her belly, for her it is not a choice, she simply is. A slaves first and only consideration is in pleasing her Master. If it pleases Him to beat her, she is grateful, for she has pleased Him. If it pleases her Master to starve her, she is grateful, for she has pleased Him. A slave is nothing, has nothing, except what her Master allows. she has no thoughts except what He allows her to think. A slave does nothing except what her Master allows her to do. she revels in His total and absolute Mastery of her. A slave has attained true freedom from her total and absolute submission to her Master. she begs for His Mastery and she lives for it A slave, (IMO) is defined not by what she'll consent to sexually or masochistically, but by the degree of love, dedication and devo
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Most readers have never heard of “CP”, “domestic discipline” or “BDSM” or “vanilla” and I think it would be better if posters here did not use these unfamiliar and potentially misleading terms, but they do, so what follows are some quick definitions for readers who are floundering. For a much better understanding of these terms, from those who associate themselves with the terms as opposed to from my outsider's perspective, simply do an internet search for the term and read some of the websites listed. Feel free to link to these definitions. BDSM BDSM (bondage, dominance, submission, sadism, masochism), also called “kinky”; refers to a number of different ways of interacting sexually, and/or relationship styles, from very ritualised, stylised modes of interaction to more subtle, evolving relationships like Taken In Hand ones. Some BDSM relationships involve sexual scenes and role-playing in a particular style (such as master-slave or dominant-submissive) but
The Master's Voice
There are all kinds of these damn lists floatin’ around nowadays…for Pagans, business folks and damn near everybody else…but not for us “perverts”. At least, I haven’t seen one. So, since I am a Redneck and a Dominant, I decided to make my own…I hope y’all enjoy it. You might be a Redneck Dominant if… By: J.D. “Wolf” Sims Your slave’s “dress” collar cost a bit less than your bird dog’s “around-the-kennel” collar. Your favorite paddle has a rebel flag decal on it Your slave’s safe-word involves any reference to NASCAR Your paddles and whips are kept on a gun rack You’ve ever used bass lures during needle play You actually think that lures make much more attractive body jewelry than that fancy crap at the piercing pagoda Your slave rides in the back of the truck, but the dogs ride in the cab You ever stopped a scene because it was 5 minutes ‘till wrasslin’ or the race You had to refrain from biting your sl
Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his
Masterhardxdrive
I have done a lot of females in my time. most found me to play intoxication fetish games I do this fetish avg once a week. I female slave believe or not told me loved me after I ragged her the first time. she said I been looking for a man like you for a very long time. I think I said my past female slave bottle me my first real bottle. I ve been into this kind of fetish since 16 and really got into it when isaw this hardcore rape film in times square, nyc still no film today even cums close and most ch films do it so fake looking its not funny. nothing like seeing the fumes effect that person as if k the shit out of her. there is a good reason why I fuck my female sub as I give it to her and not after I do it to her. my ideas and some exp are just too hot to share, wink im so lucky so many out there are dieing to find a person who can do it and who and take it and I have always found that person. I have had it done to me many times by females who wanted to rage me and blow me at th
Masters Play Time
I had just gotten out of the shower and was drying off when I heard a creak from the living room. It had been raining and extremely windy when I'd stepped into the shower so I just figured the old house was moving with the wind. As I put my night shirt and panties on, I thought I heard another creak but dismissed it as well since I knew you had gone to work and I had locked the door after you left. After brushing my hair and putting it up, I made my way down the hall toward my bedroom, turning off all the lights. I could see the candle light from the candle I'd lit before you woke up. I had just blown it out to go to bed, when I was grabbed from behind. I was yanked up and opened my mouth to ward whomever had grabbed me but a hand suddenly covered my mouth. I started to struggle to get away but the arm at my waist tightened with surprising strength and the hand that was covering my mouth moved my head to one side, exposing my neck. I felt their breath on my neck as they whispered
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i awake to His hands around my neck and looking straight though me. i know He loves me and he knows ill never leave. His touch so warming His lips so soft and sweet. i give my all and do my best just to lay at His Feet. He tells me im a good girl and tells me im so sweet.He lets me know im wanted by His side for everyone one to see. i need Him and He needs me together We/we are free. i need other no ther will do i need His touch i need Him here with me. With His guidence His wisdom His ever loving touch. i shall reach for that desire that pain i need it so very much. i await for Him by the door as He comes home late from his troublesome day. im kneeling there a lil cold but here is were ill stay. He see me there and smiles and says "I have missed my lil one" "My day was rough and work was hard but now the day is done. He takes me in his loving arms and to the shower we go. i wash Him clean and dry him well and on my knees i go. i take him in and
Masturbating Your Man....this Is For The Ladies.. But Men You Can Give Tips Too
What with all those years practising, he probably thinks he's got hand jobs cut and dried. You're about to convince him differently! Try these best masturbation techniques on him, and he'll discover the true meaning of the term 'hand-job heaven'. Before this, heaven was just a word. From behind A great way of getting to grips with his penis is to approach it from the same angle he does. Kneel behind him and reach around. Exert a fair amount of pressure - men tend to like it reasonably hard - and hold him with confidence to reassure him you know and enjoy what you're doing. Press your breasts against his back as you masturbate him. Ask him to put his hand around yours and masturbate himself as he normally would. Different folks like different strokes. This way, you get to see what he likes. Up above, down below For a relaxed approach, on your part, lie on your back with your partner kneeling over you. You grip his penis in both hands, while he thrusts into them. Try
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Master & Servant
Master & Servant At times, Nature is the master of Humanity... and at other times, Humanity certainly rules Nature. Nature makes us hurry inside when she weeps rain upon the world. With hurricanes, she toys with us. Tornadoes are used to punish, earthquakes to throw us about like pebbles in a child's game. We live on her land, and through that, she rules over us. Our very bodies belong to her - they age in rhythm with her, and they are subject to urges and desires that she imposes on us. In some ways, we're little but slaves to Nature's ways. But Humanity... on the other hand... has found another way to dominate. Humanity destroys what we touch. We reach out towards pretty things in greed, and leave a trail of death behind. We fence the woods in, we run over the animals and poison the seas. Ours is a different kind of mastery but it is one nevertheless. Nature serves us because she has no other choice. Humanity always expects Nature to mend what damage we've done: hea
Mastercard Wedding
MasterCard Wedding You have to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride ha
Master May Be Gone For Abit
This is to let all of my friends on here that I need to take some time off from Fubar do to issues at work. I will most likely keep myself signed in but wont be checking messages and stuff like that as regular as I normally do. I will explain more later I just wanted to give you a heads up. Thank you to all of my friends for being such great people and putting up with my crap. Hope to be back to all of you soon. You will all be missed while I am gone.Love to you all.
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I find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to another in a loving relationship. I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him. His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy. His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best interests always foremost in his mind. If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of any relationship. The love, the trust and
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One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. Make her take her shoes off every day as soon as she enters your house. A beaut
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I Feel I've come along way,I've hurt you and I regret it with all of My Heart!! But I will not allow anyone to hurt you,if i can help it!! You Mean The World To Me and Everyone in this Picture!!! I Love You Master!! **Kisses** Your,Mel!!!
The Master....baits
It's 1:00 pm and I'm checked in. It's surreal, I can't believe this is happening. I text him: "I have something for you, come see me at the hotel next to the mall". I know he will come, I've been teasing and tantalizing him for over 3 months. Meeting him at the gym in the wee hours in the morning, taking him in the sauna when no one is there. As I sit in front of the mirror fixing my makeup I reminisce about my rendezvous with him two nights ago at the gym. We met at 12 in the morning, I wet my lips subtly at the sight of his biceps pumping the metal bar up and down to his chest. A light coat of sweat covers his swollen arms, his thin muscle shirt clings to his broad, defined chest and his deep brown eyes... The intense look on his face makes me think naughty thoughts about him. He sees me in the mirror and smiles at the sight of me. I cleaned up pretty nicely for the gym. I wore tight, black shorts, that barely covered my plump, round ass. My form-fitting shirt hugged my perky brea
Master........
"Then the first thing you must do is bare your tight tush and bend over with your legs spread," her Master had said to her as soon as he came into the bedroom. She wanted to get her punishment over with as soon as possible for her master had told her sternly not to touch his precious crop, ever. Embarrassed and ashamed she complied with her Master's demand. She had worn only her shorts and t-top to work out at the Gym. She pulled her shorts down off her bottom to her knees then stepped out of each leg carefully. Her face was blushing all colors of red, she knew in a few moments that her bottom would be blushing the same as her face as soon as her Master's crop slashed at her naked bottom. She thought to herself that all she had done was touch his precious crop, she knew her Master's warning that his crop was for his hands only, but she had just wanted to feel one of her Master's instruments of punishment with her finger tips. She bent over and grasped her ankles awaiting the fi
The Master
The Master. Who is the Master? I am the Master. Many people may have a problem with what I type but a blog is to express One's feelings or what that person wishes. In My home, I am the KING, The Master. I have total control over what I own, and who submits to Me. Yes, I own a female submissive. she is proud to say I own her too. I have owned her for 6 years now. I have had as many as 4 females living under My roof at the same time. 2 were Mine, and 2 I was training to be a great submissive for their Master. God made woman for a rib of Adam. That makes woman an item placed on this earth to serve the Master and Mistress. This is were many both male and female start to fight words with Me. There is no fight, as it's My words, and My Life. I have heard both sides of the fight and yet I still believe in My lifestyle. The part that I always find is that so many females and males who are submissive try to stand up strong in front of others and friends. But get that submi
Masters' Frustration
Why must some kajira think that they do not have to take their code seriously. I am an experienced Gorean master who is about to do something rash if my kajira does not straighten up I have been a master in the bdsm lifestyle. Though not Gor I use some Gor ways. I try to train slaves and subs, masters and mistresses, Doms and Dommes into the lifestyle in a way that all find trust, respect, love and happiness. What frustrates me the most is the fact that supposed kajira or slaves are often so headstrong and unwilling to break down walls that keep them from their inner self. Other masters and mistresses often try to steal the good ones away. I am thinking of leaving the lifestyle unless I find one that truly wants to be opened up.
A Masters Creed
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The Master - Slave Relationship
One comes into possession of a slave in many ways, she comes by her own will, or through a symbolic purchase. When she comes to you through her own free will, she is essentially giving herself over to you. This does not mean to do with her as you will, there is some control involved. One does not mark a slave, injure or permanently maim a slave. She wears your collar, you are then responsible for training her to do the duties you wish of her. The use of the blacksnake or true cat-o-nine-tails is both barbaric and unnecessarily brutal, not to mention it leaves scars, and that in turn lowers the value of the slave. Many would argue this point, but in my experience, a buckskin lash consisting of wide supple strips of buckskin applied to the buttocks of a slave never leaves marks, but does make the point of reinforcing discipline. A ring on the floor at the foot of your bed to leash her to is also a good punishment. As there are times to punish, there are times to spo
Master Abducts Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v
Master's Need Of His Pet
Financial planning 101 for our elected officials - This course should becompulsory!!!You have 2 families... "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".
Masterblack's Realm - Nsfw
Gush, a former sub, wrote this for me after I shared one of my fantasies with her while we were in our playtime...she came back a little while later with this offering to me. She's no longer part of my life, but she's a good writer and I luv this story. Subslut Fantasies by Gush Recently, I have been very turned on by the thought of my Master's hard black cock penetrating the lips of another woman. Even more arousing is imaging two women licking and sucking his fully erect penis as he moans with delight and demands more. The skin of his shaft is taunt with excitement and the veins bulge as he throbs. Lips and tongues are a blur of crazed passion. My Master calls out "Swallow it slut!", and I push the sluts head all the way down on his dick. "Now Suck!" he yells and the slut tightens her lips around the base and pulls his powerful penis. The second slut kisses and licks my Master's inner thighs with such fervor you'd think that she was a wild beast who hadn't eaten for weeks.
Masturbate For Me
Masturbate For Me It's the height of the summer. You live in a large old farm house, which has a swimming pool in the garden. I'm currently lodging in your house whilst at uni. This is the first spell of hot weather since I moved in and both of us have our first day off work, study and me uni. In all the time I've been staying, we haven't had many dealings with each other; largely because I'm leaving when you're in and vice versa. You're sunbathing in the garden taking advantage of the glorious weather. I've decided to have a swim and sunbathe too. I'm in the pool before you've arrived home from shopping. You come into the garden in a swimsuit. This is the first time I've seen you in such attire. I knew I was in trouble. As you were getting ready, to sunbathe on the lounger, I started to get hard as a rock, from admiring your swimsuit. Unfortunately, I posses a smaller than average cock, which has always caused me a lot of embarrassment; but fortunately on this occasion I thou
Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer
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Master Nosferatu's Auction! Come Bid One Me
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Pls be so kind and rate my slaves. Looking for a new slaves. I am looking for a slavegirls to on-line training.
Masters In Flight Delight...........
I am sitting here waiting to board the plane. Master is here, though he is sitting across the room. i can see him, nonchalantly reading the paper as i read my magazine. i peek at him every once in a while and notice that he does the same. When our eyes meet, i quickly glance away, but not before i catch the small grin on his face. i am not to look at him. i am to keep my head bowed and eyes cast downward in his presence, but that is difficult in this public place. He knows how difficult that is for me to do anyway, and that is why he grins. Catching me disobeying him. He will not hold it against me this time though, and for that i am grateful. Master Darius is dressed casually. For comfort for the flight. i on the other hand am dressed for his comfort, not my own. i am wearing a skirt and a cute top with buttons down the front that is not revealing-after all we are in public space. Master purchased a few new items specific for this trip. i have a new collar. Very thin and demure. Ap
Master Darius....... Part I
I sat in the comfortable rocking chair, occasionally reaching out my hand to push the cradle next to me. I was comfortable and content, dressed only in one of Master’s white shirts. I knew our nanny, Jane would be along soon to take baby Henry off to feed and bathe. I rocked the cradle and thought about the last year, which had been eventful in the extreme. Soon it would be time for me to ready myself for Master’s return. Until then though I was happy to let myself daydream. I wriggled my bare toes and stretched my arms, looking over at Henry. He looked so much like his father it was amazing. I remembered the day we decided to try for a baby as if it were yesterday. We had been out riding with the Countess and she had persuaded Master that it would be best to have a child as soon as possible. Amazingly, she had also persuaded him that it would be a good thing to have a Church blessing on our marriage. I was pleased he had agreed and thought it a splendid idea. We were seate
Master Darius....... Part Ii
We finished our coffee and Master led me into the bedroom. “Wait here while I go and get our cases out of the car. You can begin deciding what you want to take with you.” I went to the closet and chose a couple of outfits to take with me. I picked out the clothes I would travel in and laid them on the bed. I would buy anything else I needed when we reached New York. Master came back with our cases and we emptied them. I carefully folded my cashmere sweaters and hung up my suits. I put my riding gear in the laundry basket, as it needed cleaning. Meanwhile, Master was emptying his suitcase and packing it with fresh clothes for our trip. I carefully packed my case, leaving only my traveling clothes laid out on the bed. Entering my room, I saw that Master was dressed and ready to leave. He looked at me and said, “I see you’re not dressed yet.” “But I wasn’t sure I had permission to get dressed” I protested. “This should really go in the punishment book by
Master Darius.......part Iii
Some time later we woke, disoriented at first. The movie had long finished and the cabin lights were still dim. Squinting, Master Darius looked at his watch. “It’s 1.00am,” he said smiling “so much for trying to stay awake for the whole flight.” “Never mind”, he said, “we’ll sleep now and adjust when we get there.” Putting his arm around me, he kissed me deeply and slipped his hand inside my top. I felt a thrill go through me as he pinched my nipple. Picking up the blanket from the floor, he covered himself with it and rang the stewardess to get another blanket for me. She brought one and I covered myself with it. “Go back to sleep my pet” he whispered in my ear. “Yes Master” I replied and, putting my head on his shoulder fell into a deep sleep. The next thing I knew, the cabin crew was bringing round coffee and breakfast and I asked Master the time. “It’s 4.00am and time to wake up” he said. The crew handed out breakfasts of bacon and
Master Darius...........part Iv
I awoke to the sound of dustbins being emptied and a general background noise of traffic. I was still wrapped in Master’s arms. New York certainly was noisier than London and I saw that Master was awake too. Kissing me deeply, he asked if I would like some coffee. I said I would and offered to ring room service. Laughing, Master said, “There’s no room service here my sweet.” I asked him how he intended to get the coffee then and he said there was a coffee shop downstairs. “I’ll just get dressed and go and get some.” Throwing on his jeans and t-shirt, he sat down to put on his shoes and said “I won’t be a minute, you may use the bathroom if you want while I am gone. “Thank you Master” I said as he slipped out of the room. I got out of bed and went into the bathroom. It still had the original Victorian fixtures, including a claw foot bathtub. I peed then washed my hands, looking into the mirror. The mirror was flawed with age but my reflection was bright. I r
Master Darius..........part V
I woke with Master’s lips pressed to mine. “Wake up my slave it’s time to get up if we are to get to the theatre in time. I suggest we have something to eat now then go out for dinner after the show.” “That sounds wonderful Master,” I said and he went and fetched the room service menu from the dresser. We decided on coffee and cakes and Master rang down with our order. Getting out of bed, he pulled on his clothes and leaned down and kissed me. “You have permission to stay in bed while the waiter brings us our food.” “Thank you Master.” I was pleased that he was not going to make me greet the waiter naked. After a short while there was a knock on the door and Master went over and answered it. The waiter put down the tray he was carrying and stood there, obviously waiting for a tip. Master looked at him. “Would you like to see something interesting?” Without waiting for a reply Master came over to the bed and, in one fluid motion, pulled the covers
Master Darius.......part Vi
The rest of our vacation in New York flew by. We did all the usual tourist things like visiting the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. One day we had a picnic in Central Park and ended up having sex in the thick bushes where no one could see us. We took a carriage ride through the park on another day. He did not bring up the subject of Master Theo again and I was glad. He seemed to have forgiven me for my response to the waiter and I was glad to let the matter drop. On our last day he took me shopping for Jimmy Choo shoes and we had lunch in the Russian Tea Room. As we settled into the booth, I asked him what time our flight was that night. “We have to be at JFK by 8.00pm” he answered. “Our flight is at 10.00 and we will arrive at Heathrow at 6.00am New York time” he explained. “That will be 1.00pm English time” he went on. “Have you enjoyed your stay here?” “Oh yes Master, very much.” “Good” he said, “I’m glad you have had a good t
Master Darius.........part Vii
The wheels of the plane touched down on the runway and the reverse thrust thundered through the plane. We were home at last. Despite our eagerness to get home, we waited till most of the passengers had disembarked. We finally made our way off the plane and headed towards the carousel to collect our luggage. Luckily we did not have to wait too long for our suitcases and swiftly made our way to the bus, which would take us to the long-term car park. We soon found our car and loaded the boot with our luggage. Following the signs, we negotiated our way out of the car park and were shortly on the motorway and headed for home. It was a bright sunny day and the sun sparkled off the other cars as we drove along. Heading east, we made our way towards home. I was tired, despite having slept on the plane and I nodded off as we drove along. I woke in time to see Tower Bridge on my right and was glad we were nearly home. Another half mile and we were pulling up beside our building. Master t
Master Takes It..............
He stood there leaning against the counter. His one leg crossed over the other. The remote held in his right hand. His lips forming into a small smile as he watched her. There she was, completely naked, and bent over the wooden horse, which had been made specifically for her. Well more to fit her because specifically this contraption was made for him and was made for the one purpose, which he would finally get to today. His smile broadening at that thought of what was about to occur. His cock hardening in his black pants. He has to shift it in order to ease the slight ache, which had formed only because of that specific thought. Shaking his head to clear the thought and reminding himself the main event would come later and in due time. Right now he was enjoying just standing there, watching her. He would turn up the remote every so often. The dildo, which was embedded in her now wet cunt, would vibrate a bit faster. During this time, her moans would increase in volume a
Master / Mirror
"Cum pet, cum for Master Darius....." He was scratching my sore, red ass while sliding his fingers in and out of my wet folds hard and fast; he slapped my ass playfully now and then when I pushed my hips back and up, shaken by the waves of pleasure that hit my pussy as I came. I wasn't thinking anymore but floating and swimming in my orgasm. He talked to me, asked me things and I answered but I didn't think; he then told me sweetly that he knew my voice had come from my heart and.. from.. my pussy. "My, you ARE a slut dear." His fingers, two of them, are out, teasing my pussy lips. "Yes Master." He slides his fingers in slowly. "You want master to use one more finger in you, slut?" His fingers are out again. "Yes Master (moan)." His fingers slide back where they belonged a little faster and a little harder. "You like this so much don't you my pet?" And he's teasing me again. "Yes (moan)," fingers slide in hard. "Master (moan)." He pumps his fingers in my swolle
Master Said..... 15
Wrists bound to ankles, face down on the bed, her knees spread and stretched apart, hear back cruelly arched, she waited; exposed, naked, helpless; her most tender flesh still stinging from the last wicked blow of the paddle. She gritted her teeth against the great, silent hiccuping sobs that struggled to work their way past the wadded handkerchief in her mouth. Tears soaked the blindfold that covered her eyes. Her body tensed, anticipating the next blow. Fifteen, he had said. “Four,” he said in a steady voice as the paddle honed an even finer edge to the pain that seared her already-bruised and quivering flesh. Her breath seemed caught between sobs, wedged in her chest like a cat fighting its way out of a sack, a madly thrashing thing that could not be controlled. “Five,” he said, bringing the paddle down again. Bright constellations of stars swam across her blinded vision, symphonies of shrieks echoed unvoiced in her ears. She would not cry out, not s
Masters Toy..........
I answer my phone and I hear, "Come to me, my pet. I feel the need for release." The time is set and I prepare for our meeting by showering and powdering all the major areas. I arrive at the appointed time. I ring the bell. You answer the door wearing a pair of sweats and a T-shirt. You stand back and invite me in. I walk past you saying softly, "Hello Sir, I am here to please you". I hear you shut and latch the door and then I hear you say "Turn around slut". I turn to face you and I see you have already dropped your pants and that your cock is standing rigid from your body in full glory. You point to the floor and I fall to my knees in front of you. I automatically place you in my mouth only to have you pull away and wrap your fingers in my hair pulling my head backwards. I look up at you only to see your hand falling toward my face. I have no time to react before I feel the blow to my cheek and hear you say, "Did I tell you to touch me yet slut? You will not touch till t
Master And Mistress
I had a dream about you again the other night. Not last night but the night before. I forgot because of everything thats going on. But here it is. I randomly showed up at your apartment. You answered the door and there I was standing there wearing a long buttoned up coat. You invited me in, you seemed confused. You took my hand and pulled me into your room. You started kissing me on my lips, on my neck. You held me tight. You took off my coat and what was underneath made you take a step back. I was wearing nothing but a red bra, red lace underwear and a garter belt. Which I find rather interesting since i have never owned a garter belt. Anyways, you smiled with this big devilish grin. You pulled me close and lowered me down onto the bed. You slowly unhooked my garter belt and pulled my panties off. You then spread my legs and started to lick my clit. Oh how good that felt. You nibbled it gently and inserted two fingers deep inside of me. I quivered with pleasure. You stopped and
Master Is Training Her..........
Gwen lay face down on the bed her arms were pinned tightly behind her back. She struggled but the weight on her back held her to the bed. Her breathing came in ragged gasps. Her hair was stuck to her forehead and strands of hair worked their way into her mouth as she struggled to free herself. She screamed as she felt His knees urging her legs apart spreading them wide open. She writhed on the bed, helpless. She felt the cold clink of metal around her wrists as the handcuffs clamped down holding her arms tightly behind her back. The pressure on her back eased slightly as she felt Him move down her body. His fingers stroking the delicate curve of her ass through her nightdress. He took one ankle in his hand and opened her legs wider. Gwen gasped and struggled to lift her head, her arms burning. Her neck ached and her mouth was bone dry. She started to sob feeling exposed and vulnerable. He smiled broadly. She looked so beautiful, struggling, gasping, open to Him and his will. He
Master/kitten
Kitten looked up at Master a little scared. They'd never done this before; but when kitten confessed her dream to Master he got excited, almost taking her right then. Master stopped himself though. He immediately started teasing Kitten. He sat her on his lap and slid his hand down her stomach slowly, into her panty and cups his hand over her pussy. "M-master," she moaned looking up at him pushing her hips toward his hand. he took her clit between two fingers and rubbed gently just the way she liked. Immediately she dug her nails into her palms moaning desperately. "Please Master may i cum?" Kitten begged him as he slowly trailed a finger up from her dripping pussy and over her clit then circling it slowly. Master didn't respond and instead just withdrew his fingers from inside of her lace boy-shorts, bringing a whimper from her lips. "Kitten is not allowed to cum until I fuck her tonight," he whispered nipping her neck softly, a groan escaped her lips, Master had brought her s
Master & His Brat Slave
I knock gently on Master's door and hear his footsteps approaching. He opens the door and welcomes me warmly. "Come in, Princess" he says. I smile my sweetest Princess smile and kiss him lightly on the lips. Master gently pulls me by the arm inside his apartment. Once he closes the door behind me his affect changes instantly. He grabs a handful of my hair and brings my ear closer to his lips. Master asks me if I remember what my safeword is and I nod my head while keeping my eyes lowered, my pulse starting to race. "Tell me" he demands and I whisper it to him. Then he asks "Are you ready, Princess?" Master inhales deeply and exhales fiery air on my neck. He takes my hand and traces the line of my spine, slowly, so as not to miss a curve. He makes his way down my back, lower, down over my ass, and rests his hand under the curve of my ass cheek as if he owns every part of me. He traces another line, down my throat, between my breasts, my belly, and finally between my legs.
Masters Slut.............
Dinner was excellent, the wine just right. The hotel room was very nicely appointed. But it was against the wall that he held her. Her dress pulled up so her legs easily wrapped around his waist. His left hand supported her butt. His right hand caressed her face and her hair as their lips kissed delicately yet deeply. Their tongues became familiar with one another. He dropped her legs to the ground. "Remove your dress" he said. She slid it to the floor evealing her sensual white bra and thong panties. She knew she must wear white. It made him feel that she was his innocent virgin. He examined her body with his fingertips and eyes. Touching it often and checking it closely. He slid her panties aside to confirm her pussy was smoothly shaved. Anything less then hairless perfection would mean punishment. A slap to the buttocks or a twisting of her tit was just a few of his many manners of control. "Face the wall and spread your legs" he said. She assumed the convict positio
Masters Slut Ii...............
-Are You a slut, Kitten-? His dark eyes locked with mine, as His voice calmly spoke. I had no idea what to answer Him, because I was not only a slut. I was also a lady and a playful girl in a perfect blend with the hungry and sensuous slut. He looked at me and smiled -Answer my question in this way, then; I want you - today - to prove to me and to yourself what a hungry, wicked slut she is. Email me the ... results. My eyes widened as I heard those words. My first task, my first assignment from One I know has a lot of power over me. From One that both frightens me and entices me...because of that power – and One that I simply need to obey – because it is the right thing to do...at least in this stage of my life...a stage of exploring, learning and finding out more about who and what I am. Hungry, wicked slut...indeed. When I go wet just by seeing You ~ when I balance on the edge of a release merely by a gaze from Your eyes or a light touch from Your hands...I am most certa
Masters Talented Little Slut.........
I love the sensation of your freshly waxed pussy against my face. The way it feels against my fingers, lips and tongue is a massive turn on. Almost as much of a turn on is the physical impact of the waxing on your groin. Your cunt looks almost vulgar with the red glow of the after-effect of the wax being torn off your body, especially your lips which look even fuller and a brighter red than usual. Strengthening my desire is the knowledge that the only reason you had it first done was because I required it from you. It pleases me greatly that, like so many other things in the past, you subsequently incorporated it enthusiastically into your life. Your list of new achievements reads almost like a sexual CV: sex in public, be it against a warehouse wall or on a train between stations; not swallowing my cum until given permission; licking me clean after every fuck; taking my cock up your ass; becoming a bondage slut; burying your tongue deep in my ass; finger fuckin
Master's Bag Of Tricks........
She was in the shower, going through her ritual bathing preparation, when I began my own preparations in the bedroom. I pulled down the bags and opened them up one by one, laying them side by side. I had cleared off a table and covered it with a white towel, then covered that with white paper towels for the perfect (and reminiscent of a gyn office) prep table. I reached into the bag and selected 4 dong/dildos of different sizes and textures, 2 vibrating bullets, a vibrating butt plug, a rubber flogger, and a set of restraints to tie to the legs of the bed. I went to the sink and sprayed each of the dildos, bullets, and plug with toy cleaner and rinsed each in hot water, wrapping each in a clean paper towel and placing them neatly in order by size on my special table. I went over to the cabinet and selected 3 lubes from my collection, one flavored, one thin and super slick, and one thick and gooey. I checked the bottles on each to make sure they were compatible with the latex jelly
Masturbation Conversation......thank You Anonymous!!
I see you enter the store, heading towards the lingerie section. I can't help but notice your beautiful breasts, but then we lock eyes and I am mesmerized. I see your depth, sweetness, intelligence, but I am drawn to the desire I see. Your big, beautiful, expressive eyes twinkle as you pass by. I see you heading for a display of corsets and my heart skips a beat. The thought of you in stockings and a corset send my brain spinning. I shop, but I keep glancing at you, sneaking a peek when I can, trying not to get caught, but you do catch me. I can see you softly smile and I quickly turn away. I pretend to be interested in the merchandise in front of me, but really I position myself to see you better. Every inch of you screams sexy, your cute smile, your full breasts, your curvy hips, I take in every inch of you. I try not to stare, but I can't help myself, I can't turn my eyes away. You look up and again, catch me devouring you with my eyes. I am embarrassed, but you excite me so m
Master Is Kept Waiting.............
I open the door and find the room fairly dark. It is barely after 5 p.m. A dim light glows in the corner. Your silhouette is outlined in front of it. I walk over to you quickly. I drop to my knees in front of you and place my hands on your knees. I smile at you and am so happy that I see a smile form on your lips.. "Been here long?" I ask. "Yes, I have been waiting for you," you answer. I feel my breath catch. "Oh, I am sorry, I was just doing some shopping," I answer.. You stand up, keeping a hand on my shoulder, holding me on my knees. You step away from me and then circle behind me. Your hands are gentle on my shoulders as you rub them and then pull me up, bidding me to rise. Then, taking me by the hand, you lead me to the bedroom. I follow you with no hesitation, knowing it could be dangerous. Before you open the door, you pull a blindfold out of your pocket and fasten it around my eyes. The darkness you plunge me into is scary and exhilarating. You tug on my hands, pu
Masterpiece
We are born into the World Like a blank canvas And each person that crosses our path Takes up the brush And makes his mark Upon our surface So it is that we develop But we must realize there comes a day That we must take up the brush And finish the work For only we can determine If we are to be Just another painting Or a Masterpiece
Master ?
The Natural Submissive I feel that courtesy is a strong indication of a good submissive as well as a good dominant. As a submissive, he or she asks his or her dominant for an immense amount of time, attention, and thought. Dominating someone requires a great deal of work and effort. While the submissive obviously has needs, he or she should devote himself or herself to pleasing his or her dominant as best they can. The submissive being honest and sincere about what types of play interests him or her. If the submissive is a masochist, with little or no interest in performing personal service for a dominant, he or she may tend to annoy or frustrate a dominant that has high expectations on being served. Also, there are those subs that are only interested in performing or providing a sexual service. While others tend to provide such services on a limited basis, such as domestic or office help, and then there totally devoted submissive’s who serve their dominant any way they can. One o
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Mas Tequila Train
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Masterofkinks
I am Male Dom looking for submissive women who are new at this and would like to be trained or who just want to have some fun. If you would like to be Dommed by a Male and/or experience a Female, leave a message.
Master/submissive Poetry Written By Others
i am a submissive woman. i am not weak, nor i am worthless. i am a submissive woman. i am intelligent, and possess a strength and perseverence that withstands the trials of life. This strength which i possess and cherish is my gift to You. When life breaks You down and makes You question the man you were intended to be... allow me to allow You to suck my strength from me. Make it Your own. i do not nor will i ever give my submission to a man just because he claims dominance. But to You, i give all of me... and Your ownership completely sets me free. i trust in You to cherish the gift, embrace my trust in You... to protect me. i have opened up my heart and my mind... the very core of my soul to You... and invited You in. i have given You the book entitled "Me"... and invited You to read. You know i have suffered and You know i am scared but You... You have endeavored to erase the memories and replace the pain. You are my Master and i am Yo
Master In The Bdsm Life Style
Hello I am a Master in the bdsm life style who is looking to meet a female 21-43 that knows what bdsm life style is about and who is a slave and knows what it means to be a slave in the bdsm life style. If you are looking to play games rather it's on here or in person then you need to look else where thank you.
"masters Talented Slut".....
I love the sensation of your freshly waxed pussy against my face. The way it feels against my fingers, lips and tongue is a massive turn on. Almost as much of a turn on is the physical impact of the waxing on your groin. Your cunt looks almost vulgar with the red glow of the after-effect of the wax being torn off your body, especially your lips which look even fuller and a brighter red than usual. Strengthening my desire is the knowledge that the only reason you had it first done was because I required it from you. It pleases me greatly that, like so many other things in the past, you subsequently incorporated it enthusiastically into your life. Your list of new achievements reads almost like a sexual CV: sex in public, be it against a warehouse wall or on a train between stations; not swallowing my cum until given permission; licking me clean after every fuck; taking my cock up your ass; becoming a bondage slut; finger fucking your cunt at restaurants and cinemas
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Masturbation Blessing
Masturbation Blessing From Chrissy Fu Freakies this day I give to you my Masturbation Blessing. If I have "stirred" something in you that causes you to touch "it", trust in your heart that I'm both flattered and honored (). Is no need to tell me I can feel the vibrations from all over the world (maybe thats why I cant ever sleep...ya'll are noisy!lmao)! So go forth and touch it guys and gals! With my heartfelt blessing! May God Bless ya and keep you from going blind Always, Chrissy
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Masters Degree Online
Masters Degree Online
Masters Dungeon
I could feel myself slowly waking from a heavy, dream filled sleep, my limbs felt heavy, my mouth dry.
Master Lost Hids Pet
Masterwolf1991
Masterbation
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A Masters Journey
Hi welcome to my blog, This will be a journey into My life as to how i got in to BDSM, and went from being a contract slave to becoming a Master.
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Masturbation
Masumi Max Rules!!!!!!
Mata
Match Maker
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please." "Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."
Matchbox Twenty
Match Results
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Match-making
Well, so far, my most favorite ladies on the tv show of The Bachelor have survived all the cuts....I like Sheena and Bettina myself....and yes, the biggest part of why they're my favorite is because they most closely resemble what I'm looking for in my dream girl out of all the other ladies on the show....I like Sheena more than Bettina in one way because Bettina has been married and divorced.... To be honest, I do want to see them in bikinis, in their undergarments and in the nude....but then again, I just have the fascination for seeing more skin on a woman anyways....I'm a virgin myself and have made a promise to God that I would never have sex with a woman unless I was married to her....I have kept that promise for about 13 years now....and the older I get, the stronger my hormones get.... Another thing that I like about Sheena over Bettina is that Bettina's hair looks like it's dyed....what is her natural hair color? is it actually blond? Well, I've been watching that bache
Matchbox Twenty
♥match Maker♥
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies, please read, because you may know a gentleman who could fill this request. Gentlemen, I am hoping that I can find a good man, who is worthy of meeting my wonderful friend. She is: * 37 years old * lives in the Manchester, NH area * mother of 2 children * African-American * 5' 4 1/2" * breast cancer survivor (so she's a strong woman) She prefers a man who is: * at least 35 years old * over 6' tall * average to fit build * African-American If you think you are or know a man who would be interested, let me know. Those interested will get contact info, if they are true and sincere.
Material Things
Underwear Cost QuizAccording to our calculations, you have spent $1370.5on underwear so far in your lifeHow much have you spent on underwear? Find out at Quizopolis.com You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?
Maternity Clothes
I don’t know if it’s me but is there a new trend that while you are pregnant you wear the shortest and tightest of clothes? I was in the mall the other day and crossed six pregnant women. Of the six only one had real maternity clothes on. She looked radiant and absolutely beautiful. Why must we all have to look at large bellies in small clothes? Just needed to ask if I was the only one noticing this new trend.
Maternity Leave
Ok so I dont know exactly how to tell you this without just being blunt and straight to the point. I'm getting emotionally exhausted and Im finding it harder and harder to stay on this site for that long. Its not that I don't love you all, because I do. I just cant seem to keep up with everyone. I feel a little like im failing you all because im not trying as hard to ask you how lite goes. I think its my time to take Mat leave from the fu, Ill drop in occasionally but like usual ill be a little flaky and just take off. Even writing this blog seems kind of daunting to me.. im seriously dragging my ass as i write it... kind of like scooting Well most of you know how to get a hold of me... tell witchie she will tell me... LMAO shes going to kill me for that. Honestly ill probably drop in every day but meh i doubt ill be here for long during those visits.. I love you all and i want to thank you for being such good friends. Putting up with the crazy that is me and reading some insa
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Mathmatics Of Sex
I Love You Is Only 8 Letters, But So Is Bullshit. lol Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs. Add the bed. Leave your solution. And hope you don't multiply.
`mathematics (nsfw)
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply
Mathamatics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance? Smart man + dumb woman = affair? Dumb man + smart woman = marriage?? Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
Math
1. Teaching math In 1958 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching math In 1968 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1978 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Math In 1988 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 & his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 1998 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish & inconsiderate & cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our wood- lands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering
Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not
Math
Sometimes one plus one is two Sometimes it is more If it ever gets to being less It might be time to walk out the door There ain't no sense in takin' abuse If you're all that you do claim And there ain't no sense in gettin' intense And trying to place the blame Sometimes one plus one is two Sometimes it is more If you find that it is less than one It's time to find the door
Mathewhuff
gold rings