Marla's blog: "Marla's Thoughts"

Here's a Survey for All You Drunks!!!! 1. When was the last time you drank? Bought one? Saturday night. Drank one? Probably about 6 months or so ... 2. Where did u drink at? Home, alone, usually while watching a movie ... 3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar? Um, no. 4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence? Heh. Since I don't get drunk, technically no. Had one come to my house and ask if I'd share, but he couldn't handle the smell of Hot Damn, let alone get up the guts to try it. :) 5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk? I don't get drunk. 6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had? Smirnoff Ice Triple Black, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple, Smirnoff Ice Watermelon, Smirnoff Ice Raspberry, and Hot Damn (Yes, in the same night, and yes, I drove home afterwards.) 7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk? Um, no, I don't think so. Maybe when I was at Gallaudet, I think I showed up for my 9 am Philsophy class slightly tipsy ... I've come back from lunch break at Claxton Poultry with a couple Smirnoff Ice Triple Blacks in me that I drank on lunch break ... Drank a few little bottles of vodka in the Pricing room. :) 8. Do you get hangovers? Nope. Lucky me. 9. When did you start drinking? When I was like 2-5 .. wine out of everyone's glasses, but unsupervised when I was 18 at Gallaudet. 10. Have you ever thrown up on someone because you were so drunk? Um, no. 11. What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk? Besides sleeping with someone that I didn't really think much of? (Hey, it only happened ONCE!) Hmmm ... I keep my head, so nothing, really, except laugh my ass off at my 6-foot-tall 350+ pound friend who drank less than I did, but couldn't walk straight. I wasn't laughing when I picked his big ass up off the ground, though. He passed out and it took me and 2 campus security guards to get him to my dorm room, since it was on the first floor. We weren't about to try to take him to his room on the second floor ... he was too damned big!! He passed out in my bed, and I ended up sleeping on the floor that night ... 12. Have you ever been so drunk that you dont remember what happened? Nope. 13. What is the worst shot? Um, I don't like beer, and I'm not too hot about rum ... 14. Do you drink during the week? No. 15. Has someone asked you to stop drinking? No. They usually try to get me to drink more. 16. What is your favorite drink? Hot Damn that's been in the fridge ot get good and cold 17. When is the last time you were drunk? When I was 19? 18. Have you ever been in a fight when you were drinking? No, I pull people OUT of fights when we've been drinking. 19. Does your family drink? Some of them are alcoholics. I know better. 20. What is your favorite drinking game? Don't have one, but I like to see people try to handle what I can. 21. If you could have only one alcoholic drink for the rest of your life what would it be? I'll pass, since I'm not a drunk, but thanks anyway. 22. Have you ever had a drink named after you? Um, no. 23. What is your favorite day of the year for drinking? You have to have one?!?!? 24. What is the earliest time that you've started drinking? Noon? 25. What is the longest stretch of time that you've drank? Dunno .... 26. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No ... If I get tired, I leave and go to bed. That's not passing out, is it? 27. Ever have to go to the hospital because of something alcohol related? Um, no. Had enough patients with DTs to REALLY turn me off of drinking. 28. Are you an alcoholic? No 29. What are your parent's drinks of choice? I have no idea what my father drinks, and my mother doesn't drink, either, but she'll take a cold Bud or Bud Light if it's offered and she's in the mood. I assume my father's the same. 30. Ever done a keg stand? No 31. What is your favorite alcohol related beer commercial? I'd like to be in the Corona commercials, minus the Corona 32. What's your favorite karaoke song? Um, whatever I feel like singing? 33. Do you have a favorite bar? Don't go to 'em. 34. Have you ever woken up in a strange place after a night of drinking? No, I'm much smarter than that. 35. What types of alcohol have a bad effect on you? Bad effect?!?!?! 36. What is your favorite hangover cure? Drink enough non-alcoholic drinks before you go to bed, and you won't have one to begin with. DUH! Hangovers are severe dehydration. 37. What is your favorite drunk food? Um, I dunno. What do people eat when they're drinking?

I put this in the blog, because I've actually been saying this stuff for a long time ... I'm glad to see someone else saying it. I've been called a bitch and a whore because of the first one, for sure. It's actually why I don't bother accepting invitations for dates. If the man shows an interest in me and not my body parts, then I will consider dating him. So far, I've not had that happen. Sorry, I'm not going to go out with someone because I think they're cute, or they say they think I'm cute. I get really suspicious when they stare at body parts that I can't cover up and hide, no matter how hard I try to do it. So, I refuse a (often drunken) request for a date, that makes me a whore? I'm a bitch because I don't like you staring at my boobs or my butt? You want the key to my heart, get to know me, and not my body parts!

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This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are: I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my ass isn't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry that I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I like this and appreciate guys! I get tired of seeing DUMB HOS take advantage of great guys, it makes them bitter and hard in the long run. "I'm sorry" That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry That I don't understand that he cheats on you but you take him back; but I'm not good enough to understand that he loves you I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry That you tell me how much better I am Yet I am not good enough for you I'm sorry that you are too jaded from past experience, to see the virtue that exists in those who stand before you. I'm sorry I'd rather kiss your cheek than your lips. I'm sorry I'd rather get your love than into your pants. I'm sorry I'm not the right one right now. I'm sorry I'm everything else but your boyfriend. I'm sorry I'm not the man you dream about every night or maybe that brother you hate because of what he did when you were young. And Ladies if you are punishing your man for past assholes STOP and look at the JEWEL you have. Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there are never any good guys out there anymore, and they always end up with assholes who treat them badly. Well ladies, next time you're bitching, maybe look up to see who you're bitching to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "why don't you give me a try?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry" and add a little if I forgot something If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "I appreciate you"

I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've had to pick up an extra job. I've been working 7 days/nights a week, and it's going to be that way until Januaury or February at least, until my sister comes back to her job from maternity leave. If you want to bug me on MySpace, (if you have one) my profile is http://www.myspace.com/deafsongbird You need my last name to send a friend request. If you don't know it, send me a message and tell me where I know you from, so I won't be like "Who's this?!?!?" Catch you later! Marla

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Be Yourself AudioSlave Someone falls to pieces Sleepin all alone Someone kills the pain Spinning in the silence To finally drift away Someone gets excited In a chapel yard Catches a bouquet Another lays a dozen White roses on a grave To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do Someone finds salvation in everyone And another only fame Someone tries to hide himself Down inside their selfish brain Someone swears his true love Untill the end of time Another runs away Separate or united? Healthy or insane? To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do And even when you've paid enough, been pulled apart or been held up With every single memory of the good or bad faces of luck don't lose any sleep tonight I'm sure everything will end up alright You may win or lose But to be yourself is all that you can do To be yourself is all that you can do

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Show Me How To Live AudioSlave In with the early dawn moving right along i couldn't buy an eye of sleep and in the aching night under satellite i was not recieved with the stolen parts a telephone in my heart someone get me a priest to put my mind to bed this ringing in my head is this a cure is or is this a disease hey hey i said near as i can figure you gave me life now show me how to live hey hey i said near as i can figure you gave me life now show me how to live in the afterbirth on the quiet earth let this things remind me you thought you made amend you better think again before my row defines you hey hey i said near as i an figure you gave me life now show me how to live hey hey i said near as i can figure you gave me life now show me how to live and in your waiting hands i will land and roll out of my skin and in your final hours i will stand ready to begin ready to begin ready to begin ready to begin hey hey i said near as i can figure you gave me life now show me how to live hey hey i said near as i can figure you gave me life now show me how to live show me how to live show me how to live show me how to live show me how to live

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White Flag Dido I know you think that I shouldn't still love you, I'll tell you that. But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it where's the sense in that? I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder Or return to where we were Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again And I caused but nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "it's over" then I'm sure that that makes sense Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be And when we meet Which I'm sure we will All that was then Will be there still I'll let it pass And hold my tongue And you will think That I've moved on.... Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be Well I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be

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And for you curious people:

You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. You are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 60% Average 50% A WUSS !! 50% A Sicko 10%

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You scored as A Romantic. You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's okay. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun byproduct - a very fun byproduct. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about. A Romantic 68% Virgin 65% Sex God 63% A Slave To BDSM 60%

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Taurus

You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.

You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.

Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

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You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy.

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Wow. I read picture comments ... But when I read the ones on my own pictures, it's eerie. I don't see what everyone else does, so it's like I am reading someone else's profile. It's weird. I also see bulletins where people area saying others leave nasty comments on pictures, or they receive messages asking for nude/naughty pictures. Fortunately, that hasn't happened to me yet. If I find something extremely insulting, I'll delete it. No biggie to me, since I likely say worse about myself when I am out of the shower. If someone wants naughty pics, it's not happening. My daughter usually take my pics, except for the ones I do with the webcam. So, it would be awkward, to say the least. Plus, I'm not about to show anyone anything *I* don't particularly want to see ... Giving people nightmares is not my goal ... But bravo to the guys who scold others for being nasty towards non-Barbie-looking women. Thanks, from someone who definitely doesn't look like Bimbo Barbie. From someone who feels more like Fiona from the first "Shrek" movie ... I do plan to work on eliminating the extra weight, but I have never looked like a doll, and don't plan to. I just plan to make myself feel better about myself when I look in the mirror. I have too much muscle from doing heavy-duty "men's work," but I can definitely slim down and lose the spare tire ... that's the main bane of my image. I've already lost a little weight from walking 2 miles (4 round-trip) to work 3,4,5 days a week, so that helps some, but I still need to hit the gym for some weight training. Who's coming with me?

Sorry about falling behind, everyone ... First, (as AJ knows) I was having computer network problems that resulted in my being kicked off-line constantly, then I keep getting called in to work extra. *sigh* I am supposed to have the next couple of nights off after tonight, so I should do my drive-by comments and ratings. :) I'll try to catch everyone up, okay? If I'm on-line and you have my AIM/MSN/Yahoo, you can drop me a line. :) I won't be kicked off every 5-10 minutes now.