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If you legally change your name to have one or more verbs......you might be playing Fubar in real life.
If you wander around aimlessly with several cans of pledge, and a never ending supply of NEVR-DULL, making sure everything possible shines.......you might be playing Fubar in real life.
If you put a sign in your yard, asking people to polish all of the stainless steel dinner ware you have, but not the silver.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life
If you have an MP3 Player, and it has only ONE song on it.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you and your closest friends, go to the top of a lookout tower every day, and block all the windows so nobody else can get to the top.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you look at photos only 250 at a time and ignore the rest of theirs, but only from people who bring their photos to you.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you buy DRINKS for people walking across the street from the bar, just to get them SHITFACED.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life
If you take yourself and/or your children to a professional photographer, and insist they take the photos too close, cutting off parts of your head, or out of focus.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you stand outside a jewelry story with a bucket and tell people you're COLLECTING jewelry.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life
If you greet a lot of people, shake their hands, but don't actually speak to them.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
