If you POLISH somebody's more expensive and large jewelry, but don't polish the small stuff.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you walk around carrying a large sign saying somebody needs to be LIKED, RATED, POKED or their PHOTOS RATED.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you wear a lot of tarnished jewelry because nobody can POLISH them.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you grocery shop with multiple shopping carts, and a few days before Thanksgiving, you buy ALL of the turkeys, whole chickens, and hams for yourself.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you grocery shop and expect other people to place the groceries in your shopping cart for you.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you go to a grocery store, and place food in other people's shopping carts, then take them out after they pay for them.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life
If you walk around carrying 20 oversize photo albums of pictures you didn't take, and ask people you meet to look at all of them.......you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.
If you wear a T-shirt that say LIKE ME on the front, RATE ME on the back, and a ballcap that says POKE ME........you might be playing Fubar in Real Life.