You know you're a biker when...
Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.
You choose an apartment solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into and how close the good roads/trails are.
The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike".
You actually move farther from work so your bike commute will be longer.
Your learn you have X money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest motorcycle catalog.
You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?"
You can tell your significant other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and go for a ride.
You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way.
