A babe and a biker were fucking around in a meadow. The biker falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the babe to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety.
The babe runs to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to the biker, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking.
A few days later they were in the meadow again and this time the babe fell into the mud hole. The babe yelled to the biker to go and get some help from the farmer.
The biker said, "No, I think I can stand over the hole."
So he stretched his legs over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up."
So the babe grabbed hold of the bikers dick and pulled herself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a biker,
you don't need a BMW to pick up babes!
