So, yesterday I was driving to work, and as I passed McDonald's I noticed someone walking toward me on the sidewalk. He wore a horizontally striped shirt with very wide stripes (of random different sizes), in multiple colors, and it came down to crotch level. As I got closer, I saw that THAT shirt was on over another striped shirt with different colors, this one going down to what I think was his knees. I couldn't tell for sure, because the pants were.... well.... when I saw him in the rear view mirror after I passed him, the butt part went down to about a foot above ground. I tried to get my iPhone out and take a picture, but I was so busy laughing hysterically that I couldn't grab it in time.