Reeka's blog: "Fortune Cookie Wisdom"

"You should enhance your feminine side at this time."

Ummmm... does breast reconstruction count?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Get your mind set - confidence will lead you on."

She's not even on my friends list, how's she gonna lead me on?

Today's fortune cookie: You are blessed with good health and financial independence. What part of having no job and getting breast cancer fits that?!?!

So... I had leftover chinese for dinner... Bit into the fortune cookie and thought "this does NOT taste right" I looked at the fortune and lo and behold: "You will enjoy good health." I *knew* there was something not right with that cookie....

"An unexpected windfall will soon come your way" oooh, is someone gonna get me a HH?!?!? :D

"Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!" OK, no surprise buttsecks, anyone...

"Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you."

"An unexpected event will soon make your life more exciting"

"Your most memorable dream will come true" but but but... I don't remember my dreams anymore :-S My most memorable dream right now is me as a kid trying to get my mom to pick me up and save me from the alligators.

"Your friends will soon give you a great surprise" A bit funny for a fortune received 3 days before my bday....