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Women's Funnies
Women's Funnies Body: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ________________________________ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Thing I Dislike
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give

Fubar Games
any one up for a fubar strip game on cam lol i put my cam on my page for the first time plez stop by and let me know how it looks plez and thank you ok this is my way of playing the games. you know put a twist to it and some adult fun i say play a few games but we be on cam with each other and play strip :) what you all think

This Is So True
PDOGG@ fubar Myspace Graphics DEAR MGT. ,I THE PENIS,REQUEST A PAY RAISE DUE 2 THE FOLLOWING REASONS..1)I DO PHYSICAL LABOR. 2)I WORK @GREAT DEPTHS 3)I PLUNGE HEAD FIRST INTO EVERYTHING I DO 4)I WORK WEEKENDS & HOLIDAYS 5)I WORK IN DAMP ENVIRONMENT 6)I WORK IN DARK AREAS W/POOR VENTILATION 7)I WORK IN HIGH TEMPS.8) AND MY WORK EXPOSES ME 2 DISEASE....DEAR PENIS,,,YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIED 4 THE FOLLOWING REASONS,,,1)U DONT WORK 8 HRS STRAIGHT 2)U WORK IN SHORT SPURTS &FALL ASLEEP AFTER EACH BRIEF WORK PERIOD 3)U DONT STAY IN UR DESIGNATED AREA AND UR FREQUENTLY FOUND IN OTHER LOCATIONS.4)U DONT TAKE INITIATIVE & MUST BE STIMULATED 2 START WORKING. 5)U LEAVE UR WORK PLACE MESSEY AT THE END OF UR SHIFT.6)U ARE UNABLE 2 WORK OVERTIME OR DOUBLE SHIFT,7)U SOMETIMES LEAVE UR DESIGNATED WORK AREA BEFORE COMPLETING THE ASSIGNED TASK.8) U HAVE BEEN CONSTANTLY BEEN SEEN ENTERING & EXCTING THE WORK PLACE WITH 2 SUSPICIOUS BAGS....THANKS MGT.

The Lost Of Nonno
Is it me or did the room just get darker? Is it me or did I just lay down and die? Is this a dream or did the world just crumble at my very feet? How in heaven will I ever be alright? There is lonely and there is lonely And then there is how I feel right now and no one could ever come close 2 knowing how I feel right now There is lonely and there is lonely And then there is how I feel right now,I miss you Nonno, I will carry u in my heart forever, love johnvito

Contest
i am in a contest and i am way behind. i could use a lot of help. please click on the link below and rate the pic and leave a lot of comments for me. any help would be really appreciated. please show me some love. thank you.

Believe
Forget what you know about raindrops that fall from the darkened sky and think about it as spiritual teardrops....The water that is shed from above is not rain but teardrops from the dead who are mourning those of us who are still living. They can hear our pain, hear our cries in the middle of the night, and see the chaos that we deal with on a daily basis. They mourn us for they were the lucky ones who got away. So now every time it rains, just think of it as the spirits mourning the living and the crazy lives we live. Believe in who and what you are...because if you don't, know one will. ~Wildfire

We See You!
Why do People pick their noses while driving? Do you think we dont see you? I am doing 80 MPH and I look over to see mister beaker beak digging for gold! EH WTF I cant drive looking at that shit. I know I shouldn't look but I cant stop. He had got his whole finger up his nose and he is still going for more. DUDE you ran out of room stop it! Then he does the roll between the fingertips. That is just nasty! At least slow down or speed up so I might not see you. Then the all mighty flick comes. BAM right on the windshield! I see the whole damn flick, first it was a pick and then a flick. Now there is a MOMO driving on the highway trying to scrape this thing off his windshield and I am still looking. I can not believe the size of this thing. It is like a fucking baked potato squashed against the glass. I dont know how this MOFO is driving with this thing in his face! He looks over at me looking at him like nothing has happened! I saw that rather small brain that just came out of your

Things To Take Heed To! Plz Read And Feel Free To Pass On! It Sickens Me But Everyone Should Know!
Injustice in Jena as Nooses Hang From the "White Tree" By Bill Quigley t r u t h o u t | Report Tuesday 03 July 2007 All white jury sitting before white judge agrees with white prosecutor and all white witnesses and convicts black youth in racially charged high school criminal case. In a small, still mostly segregated, section of rural Louisiana, an all white jury heard a series of white witnesses called by a white prosecutor testify in a courtroom overseen by a white judge in a trial of a fight at the local high school where a white student who had been making racial taunts was hit by black students. The fight was the culmination of a series of racial incidents starting when whites responded to black students sitting under the "white tree" at their school by hanging three nooses from the tree. The white jury and white prosecutor and all white supporters of the white victim were all on one side of the courtroom. The black defendant, 17-year-old Mychal Bell, and his supporter

Unforgetable
You've lost your way You've lost your faith You've lost your will And now you wait. Friends pass by, And gladly wave, As you sit in the corner Afraid to say. You search for words To form your thoughts As a single tear begins to drop. All the pain inside of you Burns your heart through and through So much anguish So much hate Makes you want to waste away But you can't because you're right here Right now On this day. You can't give up now You're here to stay. Hope is what guides us, and gives us strength. But when we fail, or face something with intense fear, Where do we turn? When the pit of our stomach, reaches our throat, and we try to swallow the fear What keeps us alive? What keeps us going? When the thought of hope disappearing arises, and reality sets in, The hope we seek appears in mysterious ways And taps us on the shoulder A new life we breathe in sas thw whirling wind b

One Does Not Fall In Or Out Of Love; One Grows In Love
One does not fall in or out of love; One grows in love The only true remedy for love is to love more. Love and relationships take work. Nothing in this world ever comes easy. You need to love to be loved. Though there are many in this world who truly don't know how or even what true love is all about. I can try and explain in my words what true love is. Of coarse the oldest saying in the book, "Never having to say your sorry." Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. When true love happens no words even need to be spoken. The look in your eyes says it all. My idea of a successful relationship requires falling in love over and over again with the same person. So many complain they fight, argue or simply have to many differences. My friends, this is called life! As in the movie Notebook. My favorite line, "We fight than we love, that is what we do. No one ever said love is going to be easy. It's going to take a

Birth Month
Welcome to my life Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong, And nobody understands you? Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on turned up so load That no one hears you screaming? No you don't know what it's like... When nothing feels alright. You don't know what it's like to be like me... To be hurt, To feel lost, To be locked out in the dark, To be kicked when your down, To feel like you've been pushed around, To be on the edge of breaking down... When no one's there to save you. No you don't know what it's like.... Welcome to my life! Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more.. Before your life is over? Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around? With the big fake smiles and stupid lies.. While deep inside your bleeding No you don't know what i

Moral Lesson Young Grasshoppa
Pigs get fat............ Hogs get slaughtered. So don't be so selfish and greedy this holiday season. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle`s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are ent

Stories
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men ca

Best Day Of My Life :d
A few weeks ago, my best friends asked me to be a Godfather to their baby. It was the greatest feeling I have ever felt in my life. I have never been asked by anyone to be a Godfather. I am single, never been married, and have no children, and oh by the way will be 30 in February, being asked to be their babys' Godfather, has put a new meaning into my life, someone to be there for, and be counted on, and the feeling of being trusted with such a great honor, there are no words in the english language, that can describe the feelings I have right now.

9 Words Women Use...
Okay peeps time to comment...that means all of you...including you Chris...lol Nine Words Women Use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements

Confusion About People
You Asked..."I Felt Things Were Going Well. Now, I Just Don't Know What to Think or Feel" "I am starting to date someone I have admired for a few years. When I finally approached this person romantically, they responded just as I had hoped. We had a little discussion to get each other's expectations clear, and I thought all was well. But the last few times we were together, he seemed either preoccupied or too tired, and not really engaged in our being together. He wasn't feeling well all week and I am not sure if this is the reason for the standoffish behavior or not. I asked specifically if he wanted me to go and not come back, and he said no. I left with a kiss from him, and put a possibility of our going to have dinner and a movie out. He said yeah, we'll see. "I haven't gone back for three days, partly to give him time to feel better and also to see if he would come around. I haven't heard a word from him. Do I wait longer, or give it a few more days and if he doesn't come

Short Stories
The Choctaw Indian Nation, a Muskogean tribe also known as Chakchiuma, or Chatot, traces its roots to the Mississippi Valley and some parts of Alabama. The Choctaw Indians' origin Myth is a fascinating one: The tribe had been travelling through rough terrain and dense forest for months, carrying the numerous bones of their dead; this task had taken its toll on the living, who grew more fatigued with each passing day of their seemingly unending journey. It is then that they came upon a creek, which the Chief decided they would use as their encampment for the winter. When the warmer climes came, the tribe was healthy from rest and an abundance of food from the surrounding area, so they decided to make the creek their permanent home. Overlooking the creek was a steep hill with an indent in one side, which the Choctaw named "Nunih Waya", meaning: "Productive Mound". Nunih Waya is also often referred to as "The Mother Mound"; from this, the Choctaw encampment got the name "Na

About Me
hey everyone im in an auction and would really appreciate your support. follow the link below or if not go to my main page and select the fourth person on my top friends her name is tesha..go to her auction folder..while you are at it show her some luv... thank u all in advance =) I thought I saw a man brought to life He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well you couldnt be that man I adored You dont seem to know, dont seem to care what your heart is for But I dont know him anymore Theres nothing where he used to lie My conversation has run dry Thats whats going on, nothings fine Im torn Im all out of faith, this is how I feel Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn Youre a little late, Im already torn So I guess the fortune tellers right Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light To crawl b

Funny Stuff
What is Butt Dust? What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE(age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six. "STEVEN(age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window. " BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" SUSAN(age 4) was dr

Hate
Hate can mean so many things and become so strong in so many ways but when it all comes to a par and you sit and think about it all, it has a strong true meaning of understanding. I have said in an other blog that i dont hate people becuase thats how my mother and father (rest his soul) have raised me. But after many years i sat down and i talked with my mom today and with all i have gone through in just the past four months. A true meaning to her and i came to understand that it all can happen to hate people and things in this place we call earth.....I Hate who alot of people are and i hate how people think that i can understand and fend for myself. Well there is a small news flash for alot of people i can fend for myself i just dont tend to need to do any of this because i have some friends that care and love me for who i amd and those are the ones that i dont and wont ever hate....No the ones that have picked to walk all over me and think that they are way much better than me.. Well

My Shit
I have crossed oceans of time to find you. I have fallen to earth with wings of ash and walked through the valleys of sorrow, to only stand close to you, to be in the presence of such beauty. I have forsaken my immortality. and yet feel content to only hide in the shadows of your soul. to taste the essence of passion that courses deep inside your being, to feel the life that flows through your veins. in your eyes i find solace, in your smile i find salvation, and yet in your absence i am tormented by demons of solitude. to this i am a prisoner, but to you i remain unknown. for you have become my muse here i am sleeping alone agian in this bed we made out of sin thoughts of you come crashing in and its all i can do to play in this game i can never win holding on to what once was but will never be agian these memories of you rush through my head every day tormenting me reminding me that i was in love they come agian and agian and as my world falls apar

I'm Holding A Bonanza Giveaway On My Page
I decided it's time to host my own giveaway. The rules are simple, pick the prize you want to go for, send me an email with the picture of yours you want commented on. I will help post bullitens and blogs for your give away prize. When you have reached the set comments, email me back, and I will send you your gift within 24 hours. I will not be available for "shout" during the giveaway, as I am involved with helping people on this site with assorted things. Here are the items: Men's ring = 10K comments Volcano = 5K comments Tropical vacation = 37.5K comments Diamond ring = 10K comments Diamond Earrings = 15K comments Rolex = 12.5 K comments Men's bracelet = 3,750 comments Corvette = 50K comments Megatron = 2.5K comments

Truth
This has just gotten out of hand......boredom. Why is it when we get bored we find an insesive need to be validated buy others? I am very happy with being me and yet on occation, find my self needing the validation also. Is it a nother human nature thing or am I off and need help with something deeper. This seems stupid I am sure and then to others may seem to "deep" lol, but it is what I am thinking rite now. I am just bored and regardless of wanting to go out and do something, being married or having kids.......I do it all and still wind up with some level of boredom. Maybe I need something more? I just don't understand the crap one has to put up with on accation. the caliber in wich you have to put up with it and what the he#* is wrong with the people who dish it out. I don't put up with a lot and you have to be someone I really care for to put up with any of it but dam#, I still just don't get it. Am I so out of the ordanary that I tell people whats on my mind? That I don't an

My Poetry
My Angel of Honor He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love will be our reward. Take me with you Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. I

How 2 Mend A Friends Broken Heart?
My bf that is close to me has been chatin w this other person online. This person 4 some reason has made all of his days brighter, until 2day. Now all of the sudden he is down and sad and sayin that she requested to jus b friends. I think he reallythought that something was going to come of this pc affair! lol. I jus dont no how to tell him with out hurtin his feelings that this was jus a pc thing and he needs to move on or jus b friends! I dont understand how hecan really grow so close to someone he hasnt even eattin a meal with. I guess i need help......... plz tell me what to say as a good friend.

Back From Racing In Europe!
Monday and Tuesday was testing in a Callaway Camaro at Monza, Italy. This was special event for me......I got seat time at the track before I return for a racing event in a few months. More importantly, I was racing at one of the most historic tracks of all time! I have laps video taped that I will post on my website asap.

How Did We Meet
HOW DID WE MEET? Michael-- im starting it Fluff-- halftime tavern baby Alissa-- Halftime David-- MVNC chelsea- faith assembly of god( i miss that home):[ Jamie- i know her my whole life were cousin lol Hunter- i met her in school in about fifth grade. :] Alisonnn - MySpaceee & school. Jessie - played rec ball with longggg time agooo. Jamie Price- through brandy and bubba and school ashley pilcher~ ur my cousin,,,lol shelley sweatt- SOFTBALL! :) dallas hardin-uhh SOFTBALL :) dustin bloodworth- threw amanda v. Julie- through Julian Elizabethh- through Julian && Jimmy.&& Myspace. Anna- she lives like right across the street from me. ;] Josh- on spring break @ hiltonhead Nikki- @ church Lori- @ school lindsay- at the mountians. ridin the mule. heather- uhm swim team a few years ago. then we went to school together! connor- school this past year Heather- mi ex-boyfriend:[ Ashley- track team managers Darian - School [that sucks] Hayley - Im about to :D shane- my

Wednesday, 8/15/07
I have been in a contest for awhile now...no time limit but it is a race to 20,000...I stopped bombing myself when I started the bomber family....so here is the link...If some of you could bomb this pic for me today... This is the link to it Whoever would bomb it for me I would appreciate it... Good morning bombers....We are bombing JeremyP today. Also, if you ever wonder what or who we are bombing, go to the family page blog folder, at the bottom of the box click on SEE ALL and find the folder that says "Family call out" or also "Members contest pics & links"...I usually post them in the daily blog also but they will always be in the other 2 folders. I have been getting alot of requests for membership where thankfully they are beng honest on thier friend request pretty much saying they need help in a contest. I am not approving those for the very reason- once they join they expect instant help- they are not reading the READ BEFORE YOU JOIN BLOG which let's them know they nee

Funbar Prince Or Princess Contest
WHO IS THE FUTURE FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS?????????? OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS!!!! WILDCAT IS HOSTING A CONTEST TO FIND OUT. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS CONTEST!!! WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY AUGUST 17TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON AUGAST 27 @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBM

I Don't Understand
I dont understand how people can look at something someone does that is good and make it like bad on purpose. I mean do people really like to hurt other people intensually?? if so why? is there some great high that they get out of it??? I just dont understand how someone could do such a crazy thing. Why is it that most guys, not all, but most guys are never on time for anything? They say i'll call you back in a minute but hours later still no call! An then say their sorry for not calling. If you know your not gonna call then why say your gonna call. The same with getting together, they say i'll be there soon, and show up over and hour later? I just dont understand how you can tell someone to be ready or wait for a call and then not do it. I've learned that if a guys says either of those then i got time to dink around. I hate that but its come down to it. WHY? If i say im gonna call at a certain time then i call at the time. I dont like people to wait for me but why do t

Bored Already
1. You have 5 dollars and need to buy a couple snacks at a gas station. What do you buy? Hot Fries, Dr. Pepper and peanut m&ms 2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? Dolphin 3. Favorite redhead? Gee, I don't think I know a redhead! 4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Stuffed French Toast 5. Last book you read? At Risk by Patricia Cornwell 6. Describe your favorite pair of underwear. Hot pink & blue lace...the kind that make your booty look awesome! 7. Describe the last time you were injured. Well I have this bruise on my knee...no clue how I got it, but I'm sure it was well worth it..lol 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? I couldn't pick one...I'd want 'em all! 9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert 10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone? Blake wearing Jon's cap 11. Fizzy drink? Sprite 13. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of yo

My Friend Needs Some Advice
I have a friend. Let's call her "HOPE" this friend is 22 and has 2 wonderful children. She is married but separated. I went visit her a few days ago and she was depressed so I talked to her and tried cheering her up some. We were up all night talking so I stayed the night, Left in the morning to go visit other people. I guess her husband came over and they talk about things. B/c she called me and told me that they going to try and work things out. With that being said the reason she left him was b/c she said he treated her like shit, never let her have friends, she was in his world not her own. Also always fight with him about the kids. So she says they talked about everything and going to try and work things out. Well today she was asking for help to find out what she should do about her situation. She wants her kids to be happy that's why she is trying to work things out. But she hates being with him. She is so depressed. Her question is what she should do. Be with he

I Tried
LEAN LIKE A CHOLO: If you're taken... CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD: If you're taken &confused... THIS IS WHY I'M HOT: If you're taken and u like someone else.... BUY YOU A DRANK: If you're single but your heart is taken.... MAKE IT RAIN: If you're single and just goin' with the flow.... I WANNA LOVE YOU: If you're single and you wanna tell someone you like them but not sure how that will go.... POP LOCK AND DROP IT: If you're single....and like some1 and they like u bakk WALK IT OUT: you like someone and they like you back but you aren't going out yet.... THIS IS THE WAY I LIVE: If you're single and like someone but confused whether they like you back or not..... AY BAY BAY: If your taken and really happy with that person I TRIED:You're just so confused and waiting for someone that wont completely tear you apart..... PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR: if your single. kinda like someone. but not sure. and you like being single I WILL WAIT FOR YOU: If you're still in love wit

Something That Really Pisses Me Off
OK HERE IS THE DEAL IF YOU ADD ME AS A FRIEND OR WHAT EVER THEN YOU START TALKIN TO ME AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS LIKE DO I WANT YOUR DICK AND HOW DO I LIKE TO BE FUCKED THEN I ASK YOU POLITELY TO SHOW ME RESPECT.... DONT GET YOUR EGO HURT THEN CALL ME NAMES AS IN A FAT UGLY BITCH BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU ADD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO ME IN THAT MANNER FROM THE GET GO DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO ME OR ADDING ME... YEAH I HAVE PICS ON HERE AND A LOT IN LINGERIE THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT DESERVE RESPECT IT MEANS IM CONFIDENT IN WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU SAY DOESNT HURT MY FEELINGS BUT AS YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHEN YOU WHERE YOUNGER IF YOU DONT HAVE NOTHIN NICE TO SAY DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!! IM TIRED OF THESE LOW LIFE GUYS ON HERE THAT ADD ME AS A FRIEND JUST TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET IN MY PANTS... IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN... IF YOU WNAT TO FLIRT AND BE FRIEND FINE BUT I AM A VERY OUTSPOKEN PERSON AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW W

Self-help Sixxy?!? Lol
So there was a MuMM on children, behaviour and discipline issues. I got a bit carried away...as I've been known to do. *blush* It's a topic I'm not just passionate about, but have been on BOTH sides of before. Without getting into personal details, I know what abuse is like first-hand. I have always tried to find a way to relate to children so that punishment is a last-resort, no matter what form chosen. You'd be surprised what a little "persuasive" guidance can accomplish with children. :-) (I.E. - "Let's see how many toys you can put away in 15 minutes!" or "How many toys can you fit in your toy box?" etc. Get the point? It works!!!) Here's the two long-winded comments I left. LoL -------------------------------------------------- Comment 1: Whatever you choose to do...CONSISTENCY is key! If you do not follow through each and every time, or make "empty threats", they'll quickly learn which buttons to push, when & how to push them, and that there will be little to NO conse

I Hope This Brightens Your Day:-)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me" "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every ti

From A Friend
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your love's blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Lets get lost in each other Touching, tasting, exploring We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our time Want me like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

Why I Only Date Milfs
I get asked multiple times a day "Why do you only date MILFs? So I am writing this blog to let you all know the answer. I got this name from a t-shirt I bought a little over 2 years ago, I thought the name was funny so I used it on MySpace and people seemed to like it right away. So I have had this name since then. But there is another reason "I Only Date MILFs" and that is I have 3 children myself that live with me fulltime. A women with children herself seems to understand if I tell her "Sorry I can't make it out tonight, my son is sick" or something like that. While the women I have talked to or seen that had no kids didn't seem to understand that and would get mad at me. So it is less stressful for me this way, but if a woman with no kids seems nice and understanding about my situation I might give them a chance.

Contest For Friends
good afternoon family i need all family to go to the contest thats hosted by wildman55 , an one his family members are in thier she has been thier for us all the time so you know where ur to be with out askin any question , i will be checkin to see who shows up thank you have a great day good evenin family i hope evryone is well , ok im askin you all to go help our friend out she she help in rubias contest plz all go show her sum love plz all have a good nite

Jennies Blog
Wow, So I havent posted much in here.. Im actually rather suprised Ive been getting alot of feedback the past few days on here,and Ive even gotten a few friends to join..:) Im sick.. Which sux.. Blood sugar is out of wack go DIABETES.. not alotto say Had a great time back in Paris Tuesday and wensday My babies looked sogood.. I cant wait until we get settledand they can come home with us.. :) so Yeah.. Hey yall, Im still learning how to work this thing so bare with me, THanx for all the comments and stuff.. jenn So yeah today is day 1 of 2 days off, much needed Im tired as heck and tired of dealing with people.. We are gonna look at some apartments while im off get that ball rolling. I am going to apply for school see what kinda damage I can do.. So yeah thats whats going on pretty much.. Go me

Cool--i Can Post My Lyrics As Blogs!--yeah
EDIT# 2 MID-LIFE SUICIDE (STEVE LIEBERMAN) (JUNE 2006) gonna get me a lot of pills i'm gonna drink some whiskey gonna get me a pistol don't wanna do anything risky. THIS IS THE DAY I'M GONNA DIE FROM A MID-LIFE SUICIDE FOR THREE SEASONS DID MY WORLD COLLIDE THIS IS THE END OF THE BLEEDING RIDE gonna get me a big ol' knife gonna cut me 'til i'm depleted. this one-i aint gonna botch: a suicide completed. gonna jump off a building don't need no safety net or dive in a pool without water death without getting wet" STEVE LIEBERMAN MIDLIFE SUICIDE-EDIT #2 MELANCHOLIA FALLING 2006 love ya's all--thank you for everything xox "i hate myself but why do you hate me? i wanna love you but you only berate me i won't die for anybody else when i think about you i cut myself. i hate myself i want you to love me i'll bleed for you but you only shove me. i hate myself you don't even like me i'm so damn sad- i'm gonna strike me" i prayed for you whe

One Who Waits, Sometimes To Long
CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. Loves to smile. Beautiful laugh. Patient.Cautious. Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. now i see why i am slow at getting things,1/12/1952 corky1952

In Memory Of Dj Isis
PLS PRAY FOR HER FAMILY Rip DJ ISIS NO WOMEN EVER DESERVE TO DIE BY A MAN HANDS HER HUSBAND BEAT HER TO DEATH sweetemptation3...2007-8-15 7:3:41 R.I.P...Didnt know you but my love goes out to you and all your family...he will get his..justice will serve..no woman ever deserves this..becareful who you trust ladies ...Much LOVE and SYMPOTHY ..

"just Me"
just me being me is that really to much to ask for, with anything now a days. I mean when it comes down to it what do people really want out of someone else when they are dateing them. All i have ever wanted was someone who is there for me, honest with me, cares for who i am, wants to make me there whole world but deep down im not all that. Its all i have asked for when i have ever dated anyone or been with anyone. At this day and age i start to wonder is there any such thing out there and if there is then i guess i dont need to worry about anything no more because i dont need some bullshit lines to just get down my pants and abuse or use me. I have always said who i was and have always made it a point that when im with someone that i make them very specail in my life. I have found that oe person in my life and he has since been busy with many things when he finally see's that i am here will it be to late will i have turned my back, or will i be right there for him like i have been all

Best Wishes
So here it goes, I am going to give my good friend the best wishs.. I hope that he gets everything that he wants in life and that he has joy and happiness.. There will always be a place in my heart for you. If you need to talk. I have so much that i wanna say to you and i dont wanna do it on this or the phone... So if our paths should ever cross.. I hope that it does.. I will be happy.. My prayers are with you every day as you fight for my freedom.. Thank you... Hugs and Kisses.. Love always

I Thought I Was Happy!
I thought I was happy I smile right? I’m laughing all the time But every time I get a second To sit down and think I’m sad unhappy It’s like I’m not the same me I start to think Of all that’s happen Between me and my ex Between you and me The feeling I feel for you The feeling I think you feel for me Just tell me you like Just ask me out Give me a reason to smile inside and out!

Interesting Check It Out This Might Be Intesting To You
repost REPOST repost $100 GIVE AWAY!!! THIS IS NOT A CONTEST... THIS IS A RACE TO 60,000 COMMENTS!!! THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THE 60,000 COMMENTS WILL HAVE THEIR CHOICE OF $100 IN REAL MONEY FUBAR STUFF! A HAPPY HOUR! 2 30-DAY BLASTS! 1 30-DAY BLAST AND A 3 MONTH VIP! 5 1 MONTH VIP! 5 7-DAY BLASTS! SPEND $100 IN FUBAR THE WAY *YOU* WANT TO SPEND IT!!! Now... If you do not intend to work for your 60,000 comments... PLEASE do not enter this race. Once 20 participants have been received the folder will open. Late participants WILL be accepted. The winner of the race will receive either $100 TO SPEND IN FUBAR AS THEY CHOOSE!!! Should two people want to enter one pic and go for the TWO 30 Day Blasts, one for each of them, they should make this known in advance. Should five people want to enter one pic and go for 5 7day blasts or 5 vips or mix it up, they should make this known in advance. These will be the rules: 1. MUST BE A SFW PHOTO AND

Obsession,lol This Is Funny~
DR. PHIL WAS CONDUCTING A GROUP THERAPY SESSION WITH FOUR YOUNG MOTHERS AND THEIR SMALL CHILDREN. 'YOU ALL HAVE OBSESSIONS,' HE OBSERVED. TO THE FIRST MOTHER, HE SAID, 'YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EATING... YOU'VE EVEN NAMED YOUR DAUGHTER CANDY.' HE TURNED TO THE SECOND MOM. 'YOUR OBSESSION IS WITH MONEY... > AGAIN, IT MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, PENNY.' HE TURNS TO THE THIRD MOM. 'YOUR OBSESSION IS ALCOHOL. THIS, TOO, MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR CHILD'S NAME, BRANDY.' AT THIS POINT, THE FOURTH MOTHER GETS UP TAKES HER LITTLE BOY BY THE HAND AND WHISPERS, 'COME ON DICK, WE'RE LEAVING.

New Contest Help!!
Hiya peeeeeeeeps.. I was wondering if any of you have any spare time.. Would you mind dropoing me a few comments.. I need to reach 20,000 to RENEW my VIP!!! :) ..... THanks soo much any little bitty help will do!! hehee.... Much appreciated!!!! :) Just click on my pic or copy the link in!!!! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=266854&albumid=500272&i=3932063754

Im So Crushed
well im so crushed and sad the crush that i have had since the whole crush thing on here has a crush for someone else i so thought he liked me enough to crush me back... *CRIES* oh well i guess... many more crushes out there i guess but this one really makes my heart skip beats lol and yes u know who u r if you read this... your the biggest pain in my ass but i really really do lust you ... lol ok got that out i feel better muahhhh and yes i know i am a retard lol

5 Rule's For Men To Follow To Lead A Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Here's One For Ya!!
I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I? LEAVE ANSWERS,IN COMMENT'S, ANSWER LATER TODAY!!

I Am Done Living
OK BEFORE YOU READ THIS I JUST WANT TO LET YA KNOW IT PROBOABLY DOES NOT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE I JUST FELT LIKE RAMBLING!!!! I AM DONE LIVING MY LIFE FOR EVERYONE ELSE I AM GOING TO START LIVING IT FOR MYSELF. A GREAT PART OF MY I HAVE SPENT CARING FOR PEOPLE WHO DID NOT CARE BACKFOR ME(NOT TALKING ABOUT MY JOB). I WAS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT ME, AND WENT WAYS IN MY LIFE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY DESPITE HOW IT MADE ME FEEL. I HAVE LOST PEOPLE WHO CARED FOR ME BECUASE I WAS TO BLIND AND WALKED AWAY TO FOLLOW SOMEONE ELSE. TO THOSE PEOPLE I AM SORRY . I JUST WISH I WOULD HAVE OPENED MY EYES TO THIS ALONG TIME AGO.WHO KNOWS I MIGHT BE HAPPY WITH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I DID. OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE CAME TO TERMS WITH LOSING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED TO ME, AND TO HER I SAY IT IS YOUR LOSS. I AM A GOOD PERSON DESPITE WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SAY I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED AND TREATED YOU WELL. AND TO YOU I SAY I A

Immigrants!
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been

Whatever
27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . *1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or ***y. *2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. *3 . Kiss her on the forehead. *4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. *6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. *9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *10 . Write her notes. {she loves them} *11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. *12 . Play with her hair. *13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. *14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. *16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. *17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Oriental Astrology
The Year Of The Ram 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003 People born in the Year of Ram are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But ram year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Ram people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Ram people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.

A Place To Put Things To Bed
Time to center and ground myself, time to let what I do best work for me. Its time to let all of the power that resides within me raise me up and make me whole again. I cannot do anything about Bob and my sister, I can not do anything about all of the lies and hurt they have told me and caused me. Karma will take care of that for me. All I can do is focus my energy inwards and heal myself. I can accept that they are insignificant to my life anymore. They arent even worth the time it would take to cast the spell that would reap havok upon their sad little lives. I can live here where I am until I find a better place and simply look through him. Anger has no place within me, and I am not going to let myself be effected for one more moment by the negetive energies they have brought my way. So with this blog and of course a bit of magickal cleansing, I have set myself free.

Poems
LONELY NIGHTS Staring into the darkness, As sleep escapes once more. I climb out of my lonely bed, And silently pace the floor. Trying not to think of you, But it happens every time. Just when I try to forget for a while, You go drifting across my mind. The thoughts of you are never far, Your memory lingers there. In every song I hear your name, Your face is everywhere. The sound of your voice rings in my ears, I feel the touch of your hand. I feel you pulling me close in your arms, I'm trying to understand. How did I come to love you so? How can I make this love die? I just can't do the impossible, I don't even want to try. So I crawl back into my lonely bed, And wipe away my tears. I look back on the happy times, To help drive away my fears. If all I have are dreams of you, Then I'll guard them like a treasure. For every thought I have of you, Can only bring me pleasure. I pull my pillow closer, Pretend it's you by my side; Then drift away in dr

Me
NEVER SAY" I LOVE YOU IF YOU REALLY DONT CARE NEVER TALK ABOUT FEELINGS THAT ARE NOT REALLY THERE NEVER HOLD MY HAND IF YOUR GOIN TO BREAK MY HEART NEVER SAY YOUR GOIN TO IF YOU DONT INTEND TO START NEVER LOOK INTO MY EYES IF ALL YOU DO IS LIE NEVER SAY HI IF YOU REALLY MEAN GOOD BYE IF YOU REALLY MEAN FOREVER THEN SAY YOU WILL TRY NEVER SAY FOREVER CAUSE FOREVER MAKES ME CRY i have opened my pictures every one can c them im takin them off here soon i hope every one has a great weekend

Random
A short list of things that piss me off People who tailgate me on the highway when I'm in the middle lane and the lane on either side is empty People who tailgate me in traffic as if riding my bumper is going to make the 16 cars in front of me go any faster Christians who keep saying how sorry they am for me and how much pity they have for me for not having Jebus in my life People who come to a complete stop at Yield signs every time regardless of traffic People who stop short of a red light by about 100 yards, then slowly creep up to the light until it turns green People who stop on green lights People who get in the right turn lane to go straight, then try to cut me off when I go straight and honk at me for using my right of way That damn "you got questions, we got answers" slogan at Radioshack, WHEN I used to work there, people would come in with the stupedist questions, like why do I still have to plug in the power cord on my laptop now that it has a Wireles

Intro
I just made this up when I was siting outside yesterday, it isent about anybody, but here it is Hey ho, Your a ho, and everybody knows, You suck and fuck and only make a buck, so you a ho I guesse its time ofr me to introduce myself. My best friend crytsal sent me a corona invite to here, and at first I had no idea what it was until I asked her and I joined the day after. Its a cools ite so far. So, if any of you want to get to know me better, message me. So, thats all for the intro, later

My Website
My dog Buddy He woke up one day in june of 2007 and lost all mobility of his hind legs,,I did some searching for an organization that would be able to help me out with this, well I was finaly able to get a pet credit card so that I was able to pay for some of the vet bills, after running up a nice bill with the vet I was told he needed surgery or he wouldn't be able to walk again on his own, or I could have him put down to sleep, well I've done this before with another dog and because of not being able to afford the big vet bill they told me it's best to put her down so I did and still got charged big time, well thinking of all this I started to dig even deeper to find some help as the surgery for Buddy would cost anywhere from 2500.00 to 5000.00 and with the very little fixed income I have wouldn't allow me to even make the smallest payments if I was allowed to do that but they wanted 2500.00 up front and then the rest if any was to be paid when the surgery was done. I search

The Real Me #2
The last time I wrote a blog to you it did me really good so i guess i am writing this for two reasons. The first is to update u on me and open up to you a little more about me. The second is to release the feelings i have been experiencing. One of these days i am gonna write a book i swear. First of all i wanted to let everyone know that i have made some decisions. The first of those decisions is to start writing again. Its amazing how good it feels to write again. I have realized how much i miss it . I always loved writing but i guess since micheal died i was to scared to. I guess that Michealand his wife encouraged me to write and when he died i was to scared to write because i was to hurt. I have never been the type of person to hide my emotions but when Micheal died i was afraid to. I didnt want to show everyone how hurt i was. I thought they would see it as a weakness when in reality it was the most powerful tool i had to get me through the pain i was feeli

In The Mood For Some Poetry
I finally crawled into bed Late last night. With visions of you still in my head. Anticipation pounding in my heart. All my senses filled with your existence. As I escaped into the dream world I know so well, I took you with me. We walked down the beach together. Our hands touching and our hearts bonding through them. The wind kissing our faces gently. The sand giving way under our feet. The warmth in our hearts that only a poet would understand. Finding an oasis in the never ending edge of the world, We sit beneath the giant tree, on the patch of thick grass that seems to have been put there just for us. We talked for what seems to be hours. Never running out of things to say, feelings to share, thoughts to exchange. I reach out to touch you and you stop my hand with yours. Our fingers touch. Our hands envelop each other. Almost as though they were making love to each other. Our fingers dancing. Our eyes gazing into each others. A soft and gentl

Words For Thought
That lonely feeling. I think sometimes people forget that feeling lonely and being alone are two different things. A person can be in a relationship and still feel lonely. Why is that? Some will say it's because we're not with our "soulmate" and others will say it's because we foolishly believe the grass is always greener on the other side. But I think it's more complicated than that. You don't need to be seeking new love or true love to find inspiration. That comes from somewhere else. Some say it comes from within, and others that it comes from above. But wherever it comes from...

Why Did You Leave Me?
How have I come to this How did I slip and fall How did I throw half a lifetime away Without any thought at all This should've been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of twist in my fate But I know the truth and it haunts me I learned it a little too late I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me I learned it a little too late People have faith in me I think I once did too I promise whoever has a hold on out lives I'll see the bad times through This should have been my time It's over, it never began Facing a world, for once, not on my side I simply turned and ran I try to blame it on fortune Some kind of shift in the stars But I know the truth and it haunts me It's flown just a little too far I know the truth and it mocks me I know the truth and it shocks me It's flown just a little too far I try to blame it on fo

Liars
If you must lie to me,even about the little things, comments.... I am not your friend If you can't look in my eyes, I am not your friend. If you can not be there when I need you, I am not your friend If you only want me around when it's convenient for you, I am not your friend. If all I am is an emotional punching bag, I am not your friend

For The Record
BEST REMEMBERED BEFORE MY LIFE IS DONE MAKING MY LAST TRIP AROUND THE SUN I’D LIKE TO LEAVE A MARK ON EARTH A LITTLE MORE THEN A HEADSTONE OF MY DEATH AND BIRTH OUR LIFE HERE IS JUST FOR A WHILE BE NICE TO BE REMEMBERED WITH A SMILE SO, I SAT DOWN AND I TOOK MY INVENTORY ALL ABOUT MY LIFE’S STORY SO, I DECIDED TO RIGHT ALL MY WRONGS BETTER TO DO IT NOW THEN, WAIT TOO LONG FROM THIS MOMENT ON, TRY TO MAKE SURE TO DO WHAT’S RIGHT THEN, I CAN HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIENCE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. I’M GOING START GIVING MORE AND TAKING LESS. TO BE A CONSTANT COMFORT TO THOSE IN DISTRESS LIKE TO HAVE PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR THE PERSON I’M TRYING TO BE IF, I’M NOT A GOOD PERSON, THE ONE I CHEAT THE MOST IS ME. I’VE DECIDED TO HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE THAT EVERY DAY ALIVE BE FILLED WITH GRATITUDE TO BE THANKFUL FOR MY LIFE’S TREASURES BEING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS GIVES ME MUCH PLEASURE AND WHEN, MY TIME IS DONE, I’D LIKE MY HEADSTONE TO READ, HE WAS

Some Of My Writing
Why is it that soooooo many men feel the need to use pickup lines in order to talk to us women?? I mean...seriously...haven't we gotten past that?? I know for me personally....I'm more impressed if a man approaches me....introduces himself....and tries to strike up an intelligent conversation....versus a man who comes up to me and says something like "did it hurt....when you fell from heaven"....are there any men out there who can just be themselves???? Lessons Learned So Far By Chantal Life can be so complicated sometimes, and we don't always make the best choices. All we can do is try our best. I'll be the first to admit.....it took me awhile to grow up. When I finally did, I began to realize some pretty important things. For instance, many times my mom was actually right about things......I can see that, now that I have kids of my own. Looking back, I see now that when I was in school my friends and I could be so cruel to other kids sometimes. At the time it seemed

Current Day Love? Rant
Okay, Why is it people fall in "Love" every month with someone new. Everyone complains about how finding the perfect man/woman is so hard. Why should anyone care if their a great person or not, as long as for a few months they can be someones perfect somebody and then do it again with somebody else?! Everyone has belittled love so much It's surprising anyone believes in it anymore. You love your dog, you love your cat, you love your family, YOU SHOULD NOT LOVE WHO YOUR WITH IN THE SAME WAY! Their not your pet, you don't clean up their crap, and I hope to god you don't do the same things with your family you do with them... cuz that my friend is incest. Do you really expect me to empathize with you when your flavor of the week brakes up with you when every week its the same "they were the one, I'll always love them" do the world a favor and stop lying when the next one comes a long they will be the one. I understand everyone seems to hunger for the feeling of being loved , i do

Strange Facts
1. A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle. 2. Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive. 3. Minute quantities of over 30 elements have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine, pyruvic acid, citric acid, sorbitol, urea, uric acid and Vitamin B12, along with various salts and enzymes. 4. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love. 5. Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven't. 6. The majority of women experience a peak in libido just before their period. 7. -321°F is the temperature at which sperm banks store donor semen. At this temperature, semen can be stored indefinitely. 8. The point at which the ave

Profile Storage
Edit on 2009-05-01: In addition to the MySpace and LiveJournal I mention here, I have a Facebook (ask) and a twitter (at eschiss1). Public service announcement: for information on NSFW, Salutes, and other support-related info, you may want to read this collection of blogs reposting (mainly at least I think!) admin/bouncer-posted blogs and bulletins, by Sabrina K- which I have been given permission to link to, and which I recommend reading - they're updated occasionally.CherryTap SupportPlease read some of the following (and some blogs, especially the blog entitled CT Policy - there's a list of blogs on the left when you click on a public blog post on the left side of the journal; or message me for a link :) ) --if you are thinking of sending me a friends request, ok? Please do not send me an empty request if we've spoken not at all or very little, if our only interaction has at most been a bit of rating or mutual rating of photos, Cherry-stashes, or similar stuff. Anyways. O

The Game
well..I tried ,I put in the effort..but when I don't hurt or cry anymore....its time .. time to let go....Now how do you say it and not end up hateing each other.. well thats why i am ending it now before.. we stray and then one of us gets hurt... there has been enough hurt in this relationship for a lifetime.......... I don't get it..well I do. just dont want to accept "IT" Why...if you give them everything---they dont want it.. you SH*T on them and they wont leave you alone....So what do you do if you just cant play....... how do you walk away.... leave it behinid.. move on...forget about it....no matter how much time you invested. heartache....step off and on to the next.. ??? So thats it....fill the void..... try . try agian.....???help..its almost pathetic ... unbelievable..REALLY,..what I have put up with and STILL..... for what??. I just dont get it. why cant I let go???!!!!!

Some People
Some People come into our lives to give us lessons. The bad 1 quite often come into our lives as abusers, have depression issues, had a dysfunctional childhood, emotionally unavailable. I know this sounds like half the population, but beware of the true nature of these people.There is always an issue to deal with. Ask yourself, Are you about to become caught up in the constant chaos they can and will bring into your life, Before you step into this mess that you may wish later you could just scrape off your shoes, ask yourself, would you fix this person up with your best friend or If not, why would you date them yourself? There is always a messy complication with a huge amount of electricity to keep you in the game.Pay attention to RED FLAGS! That's our own intuition talking to us.Unfortunately with these negative people, often times we choose to ignore all the warning signs, often we might not even like this person , but we allow this lesson into our lives anyway. Yes, it makes us s

Thoughts!
In light of recent events in my own life, I thought it fitting that my blog this week focus on playerism. For your reading pleasure, I present the How-to Guide to Being a Player. The Rules To Get the Girl/Guy: 1.) Dress and act the part. Clean, well-kept people are more attractive. Over-dress as much as possible. Invest in good shoes (especially men!), and learn as much about everything as you can. You never know what situation you may be in that will utilize acquired skills. 2.) Pick your victims carefully. Over-emotional pawns can be hard work to handle as they will require quite a bit of maintenance. Strong, independent pawns, while more of a challenge, also require a lot of maintenance. The game is stepped up a bit. It's like going from easy level on a video game to hard. You have to be more on your game, more creative in your approach, and balance the delicate line between non-commitment and non-interest. 3.) Perfect your lines, your approach, and your pu

She Won't Cry
She Won't Cry You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.

What Good Is Love?
What Good is Love? I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a

I Still Miss You!!
I Still Miss You This yearning in my heart This confusion in my mind The words left unspoken Haunts me all the time Everyday I watch pass by With an emptiness in my life And a hole in my heart Where only you belong There are nights I wake up crying And wishing you were here To hold me in your arms And kiss away my tears There is something that keeps me holding on - What I'll never know But one day things will go my way And I'll have you in my arms

Fun In T-town
Well I just finished school on the 9th and thought I needed a well deserved vacation... so I went and staying with Thomas, Dough, Nikko and Malcom... omg did we have fun!! Well, first off I'll tell you about these guys... Thomas: used to be my girls man. My girl went psycho and no one wants to be around her no more, so that ain't her nigga no more. Dough: his brother and absolutely adorable, gorgeous, funny and extremely romantic. Nikko: one of the funniest mutha fuckas i've ever met. from his jokes, sayings and shit to his facial expressions... he had me laughing or smiling the WHOLE time! Malcom: this lil kid has got talent. beyond anything i've ever seen... he can make beats, he can dance... oh can he dance... and he can spit songs like no other!! he's a fun lil man and i can't wait to bring him to spokane! Ok so those are my boys... :) We had such good times... they smoked... I laughed at them... lol we just hung out and got to know one another more... watchi

Why Do I?
Why Do I? Why do I smile at the sound of your voice? Why do I let you take over me as if I had no choice? Why do I let you touch me in places never touched? Why do I like to have you around so much? Why do I melt at the tenderness of your kiss? Why do I feel like I could live forever like this? Why do I put my heart in your hands? Why do I answer to your every demand? Why do I tell you leaving me is not your wrong? Why do I let you know with out you I'm not quite as strong? Why do I take you back even though I know it's not right? Why do I feel like I should please you by not putting up a fight? Why do I care about you even though you hurt me? Why do I turn my head from what's plain reality? Why do I try to hide from what is true? Why do I still have these feelings for you?

Random Stuff
Sorry I've been away for so long. We had a severe ice storm here and I was without power for about a week and internet for almost three. I now have both back! Yea!!! Just a quick update. Below is the start of a story that I srated writing about 5 years ago and then lost. Comments would be appreciated on how the beginning is going as well as if you think I should start to work on it again and maybe finish it. Let me know what you think! _________________________________________________ My Angel I had always heard that a persons eyes are the windows to their soul but I never believed it until I was drawn into the depths of Angel’s eyes. Caught within his gaze I felt as though I had known and loved him forever even though we had just met. I felt myself falling deeper and deeper into the arctic blue ocean that was his eyes. Within his eyes I saw myself and who I was to become. Within his arms I felt all the joy and bliss that could not be explained or contained even in one

Lost Dreams
Lost Dreams Only in my dreams you could stay Only in my dreams we could love I wanted love you gave me dreams I wanted love you gave me hope I gave you my heart you gave me promises I gave you love you gave me lies I gave you love you gave me tears I gave you love you gave me fear I gave you love you gave me hurt I gave it all to you and only ask just to be with you My heart betrayed me and took flight Oh how you hurt me that dark Tuesday night The nights of planning for a new life Only in my dreams would that life come true Only in my dreams would I live a life with you Its true there's a thin line between love and hate I should have known only in my dreams

To My Friends
So for those of you who know or actually read my "About Me" you know that I have been in the hospital ever year since 2003. So this year on New Years my New Year resolution for 2007 was to stay out of the hospital and I almost made it Damn It!!!! Until last week for those of you who have been wondering where the fuck I have been I was admitted into the hospital last Wednesday and just got out this past Monday for a root canal that became a deadly infection. And no im not full of shit. My face blew up to three times the size it was supposed to I had a double chin like a 600 pound fat man and after my surgery which was Saturday and now 5 days later my face is still a little swollen not as bad as it was and yes I have lost the second chin but I still have a suture in my mouth which is terribly uncomfortable. So yeah thats been alittle bit of my past week and it sucks. So on that note I hope your was better. Much love talk to ya'll later. me Hey everyone - Well as most of you who k

Freinds And Family (like Mci)
IVE BEEN STUCK AT LEVEL 21 FOREVER!!! 93,285 Points to go FOR LEVEL 22... COME ON! THERES 3 HAPPY HOURS IN A ROW AND IVE DONE MY FAIR SHARE OF LEVELING, BOMBING, WELCOMING ETC ETC. PLEASE HELP ME!!! IVE GOT OVER 400 PICS AND BUTT TONS OF STASH :) I ALSO --ALWAYS-- RETURN LOVE! MUAHS KANDY~ ~*RedKandy*~OF SHADYS S*U*P*@ fubar

Story Of A Moonlit Stroll
Story of a Moonlit Stroll . . . Her restless mood guided her evening stroll In the wooded glen from her childhood The moonlight cast shadows upon her path And as she turned, there the visage stood. . . The ghostly image met her eyes Yet, it wasn't fear she felt but overwhelming sorrow As tears glistened upon her translucent cheeks She felt a strange kinship to this ethereal figure . . . Why do you weep, M'Lady ? Please let me understand What haunts your spirit so And what binds you to this land? Take heed, child . . .'tis a heart-wrenching tale Of innocence lost and shattered dreams That causes my spirit to forever roam This glen where no one heard my screams. . . Long ago, on a night similar to this I came to this very spot to meet my fate Under the guise of love, to meet my betrothed But found him murdered, I arrived too late My own kinsman betrayed me And hatched a devious plan To kill my love and let me take the blame And bloodshed would ensue

Could You Be?
Could you be the one for me? Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind t

Words To Live By
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if you open it somewhere else? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is

Just There
Just There I was just there, Me you did not see. So close to you, but yet so veiled. Quietly I waited, upon your invitations; but still, somehow, You failed to note of my yearning to be with you, but finding just a void. So sadly, I retreated; bowed, dejected. Finally when you knew of me,of my devotion, so foolishly you did feel, like a simpleton. For you had looked so very hard for me, up/down/everywhere. but you just did not look clear in front of you, right where I stood.. . . . just there.

Music :)
And I gotta throw in a few Queens of the Stone Age videos. They rock! Enjoy :) I Never Came... In The Fade I Wanna Make It Wit Chu Ooo I just love this song. I dunno what it is about it, but it's fricken awesome! I love Staind... *tear*

Tag Contest Im In Starts Tonight At 8pm Est
Would like to thank everyone that rated my stash or pictures and for helping me level. Ya'll are the best thanks again. To all my friends. MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes I am in a best tag contest tomorrow at 8pm I am doing just for fun and to see which of my friends are willing to help out or just vote or leave a comment. I know most of them don't like contest or what not and thats fine. I know who most of my friends are on here and this doesn't mean them i'm not trying to be mean or rude either. But after this I will be cleaning out my friends list again. Nothing against any of them just I was here to make friends not to just have people on my list to see how many I can get. Thanks everyone that helps me out here are the rules and gifts. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl. Gifts: If I have atleast 25 active friends tags being voted on: 1st place: 7,500 comments/votes: Corvette 2nd place: (atleast 5,000 comment/votes) Tropical Va

Is It A Full Moon???
..................((((PUTS ON HALLOWEEN WEREWOLF MASK AND ZOMBIE GRUNTS....AND BARKS AT THE MOON))))........... LMFAO!!! Holy Shooooooooooooooooooat!!!! LOL!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:O:P::-S:-S All the freaks and weirdos are coming out of the ZOMBIE WOODWORK!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!! They must have gotten my name off of the BOYS BATHROOM wall...Oh wait.... It could have been off of the Girls Bathroom wall now????? Dam it..:O:O:O:O LMFAO!!!!! It made me do it.... lol..... I couldn't help myself..... ROFL!!!! :P:P:O:O:O:P It was the Zombie BUTT Pirates they made me do it .. I swear... LMAO!! :P:OO:O:O .........THE CRAZIES ARE COMING...... THE CRAZIES ARE COMING....... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE........ LOL.... I CANT RUN IM A F*KIN ZOMBIE..... :o :o :oSHIT... LMAO..... MY MAX SPEED IS 2 MPH.... AND THATS ON A GOOD FREAKING DAY WITH NO WIND..... ROFL........ LMFAO!!!! :p :o :-S :-S ((((( Inserts Halloween Michael Myers music here)))).... LMFAO!! :P:P:O:P:O:P:O:-S

Traitor Is Found
You have been Found Guilty by By myself Lord Wolf of Treason you are to Strip off your Colors Kingdom of Wolves.For being a Spy of my Fubar Wifes Staulker you will be Posted in Stash for this act of Dishonor.You have been her Friend since Lost Cherry Days.How you could choose such a Vile Hatefull Puke of a man.Over such a Great Awesome Individual is beyond me.Your Pathetic .All Kingdom of Wolves are to Remove her from Fan's,Friends,Family List. She is the one who has been Leaking Info to the Staulker of my Fubar Wife. ~~PASSION EYES~~Kingdom of wolves~~Leaving ~~Fubar ~~Hugs@ fubar

How My Life Is Going!!!
So I had my second daughter September 10th. She is so beautiful. We named her Haley Marie. My other daughter which is 4 1/2 loves her so much. She can't wait til she can play and all. Im actually excited having two girls. Don't have to buy new toys or clothes..LOL Im done having kids though. I had to have another c section so very painful again so im done. My first one was worse bec I was in labor for 14 hours then had to have a c section. Im enjoying life though now and happy with the way everything is going. Im still not talking to my oldest sister and I have tried but she doesn't care. Thats fine with me. She wants to be like this then I don't have to help her clean her apt anymore or hear all the problems she has. I guess she is talking about divorce again which doesn't surprise me but im not believing it until she actually does it. Now that I don't really talk to her anymore my life has been less stressful. All I can say is Im happy to be a proud mommy to two beautiful girl

Fire N Ice
What Type of Kisser Are You?Romantic kisserThis kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.Myspace Quizzes Is this right? What Kind Of Guy Do You Attract?Preppy GuyAww. You love good little rich boys. Nothing is wrong w/ that. He'll respect you, so go and invest some money somewhere. And you guys will be together till you're sick of em'. because he's not goin dump ya, b/

What Will Become?
Have you ever felt as if your not sure where your life should be, as if your trying to live two different lifes. Both lifes contradicting the other, not sure of the life you should lead, wanting to do both. nowing you can't. You have people you love and desire on both sides. Both sides wanting you, niether fully grasping you. You have people who want to help you, but you wont allow even though you desire it. Something is holding you tied to confusion. Not sure what to do you just block off everyone and everything. You try to hide this confusion frmo others, from yourself, but some manageto work in a little. They try to help, but your not sure what to do; let them help or hide even more. You have spent most of your life trying to figure it out but have only figured out that you may never be whole. Most of yourself is hidden from the world. You figure that because its you, you should know these things but can't seem to figure out why you dont know even yourself. Therefor you block everyo

One Wish...
1 Wish If I could have one wish... I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that fealing with anyone other then you.

Darnell Ford
Darnell Sometimes life is unfair, What once we had, now isn't there. A life once lived has now been lost, A painfull memory that cannot be tossed. But one thing that will always remain, A spirit lives without pain. A memory to keep alive, To help you live, cope, to survive. Darnell will always be within, Remember this, it's always been. His body my exist no longer, But he's still here, memories grow stronger. So remember when your fealing down, That he turned your world around. For in death, love can't be severed, Darnell is with you now, ALWAYS & FOREVER! Darnell Ford 2/3/86 to 1/28/06

Darnell Ford 1 Year Later.
Darnell-1 yr. later We lost just a year ago A sarrow that still sings Of all the tears and emptiness The loss of loved ones brings. Your days of birth and burial Turned out by chance the same, And so each year when it comes arround We feal both joy and pain. Our sadness comes from missing you, And missing you from love, And love from all the love in you That we became part of. Your love is still alive in us, We feel it ever new; Our morning's filled with happiness By memories of you.

Broken Promises
Broken Promises An oath we made, Has been forsaken. What once was there, Has been taken. A promise broken, The pain is real. No one can understand The way I feal. I don't really want To tell you goodbye. But it seems the more that I give, The less that you trey. So sadly I lay. What we had to rest, It's not what I want. But perhaps, for the best.

Faded Love
Faded love I realize now As I face the truth That though I Love You My love is doomed. My love is relentless Though it cannot be Deep with in my heart I wish that you could see. So I stand by your side Eventhough you are claimed. Perhaps, somehow & in some way My love will be tamed. I will love you forever! For all time! It may be too late to tell you, But I can still dream that you are mine...

Belive
Believe You opened up a window, To the darkness that lay within, You brought about the best in me, Regardless of my sins. You still believed in me, Though I'm not sure why. You made me think, believe & trust, You've helped me by & by. So now We stand side by side, In everything We do. Your love & faith have kept me strong. Thank you for being you.

Why My Children?
Why my children? The sour smell of ashes in the air, fire sirens beating there little eardrums. People drawn to the sounds. Curious, concerned. They where some of those people. Ladders punched through the windows, smoke poured out. It became harder for them to breath. My children, silent with shock. Could do nothing but watch. There house burn to ashes. The fire spread, spiraling to the unscathed floor. The bright colors of the fire against the dark night, ENGULFING OUR HOME! Memories of Jan.22nd. 2005 2:30am

Daddy
Daddy I remember the icy fealing, the disbelief, she had to be lying. No words were spoken, but the look on her face told me; my Daddy was gone. Tears fell unnoticed, as I gasped for air. Not realizing I had stopped breathing. Only one thought came to mind... My Daddy left me... Alone! 6-24-44 to 3-13-99

Food For Thought!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Help
Ok I'm at a loss of what to do. What do you do next for disaplin of a chiled when nothing else apears to be working. I mean once you have gone through the spell of yelling at them till you are praticaly blue in the face, swatting there asses untill it is your hand that is sore not there asses, and grounding them till hell has frozen over and non of it works to get the point through what do you do next for disaplin? Any and all opinions and sugestions would be nice. Hell have any one else been to this point or is it just me? I have seen the saying "what would hapen if no one volintered". What do you think would happen if no one was willing to be on a volintear fire company or EMS? Do you do what you can to help them by donating to them when the chance arises? Even if it is just mere pennies? Dont you know every little bit helps? It is now 2:11 am where I live and just a few minits ago the fire wisle went off at the fire station. This fire station is a volintear company and every o

Honestly
What color is your underwear? gray What's on your mind right now? sex What are you doing right now? Taking this survey What did you do today? Spent time with my son Do you think you are attractive? No Have you done something bad today? Not yet Are you jealous of someone right now? nope What makes you happy most of the time? My son Do you bite your nails? nope What is your mood right now? horny Do you have an eating disorder? nope Do you want to see someone this very minute? yes Do you have a deep dark secret? yes Do you hate someone right now? Not really Who/What do you want to hug right now? A few people Are you loyal? yes Are you in denial? Not that I know of Wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? O hell yes Have you ever consumed alcohol? To much Have you ever done drugs? never Do you like someone? yes Does anyone like you? I think so Is it going anywhere with them? Don’t know Did you answer all the

Just Me
Would u? [ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [ ] Slap Me? [ ] Slap me if i asked you to? [ ] Kiss Me? [ ] Let Me Kiss You? [ ] Watch A Movie With Me? [ ] Take Me Out To Dinner? [ ] Take A Shower With Me? [ ] Take Me Home For The Night? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [ ] Take Me Anywhere With You? [ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [ ] Make me breakfast? [ ] Tickle Me? [ ] Let Me Tickle You? [ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [ ] Instant Message Me? [ ] Greet Me In Public? [ ] Hang Out With Me? [ ] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [ ] Miss Me? [ ]Think I'm Sexy? [ ] think im cute? [ ] Think I'm Hot? [ ] Think I'm Ok? [ ] Think I'm Ugly? [ ] Want To Kiss Me? [ ] Want To Cuddle With Me? [ ] Want To D

Senior Moment
ok i thought this was pretty funny thought id share :) This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why, ... it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the

The Truth
I am an Ordained Pastor that has also been convicted of a felony in Illinois in the past. God has seen fit in His Grace and Mercy to allow His works to bear fruit and come forth through my trial and tribulations. Because of my generous nature I have been placed in situations where I have been forced to "give my life, for another" as in the case back in 1999. I was 27 and had employeed a 21 year old to work for me. He took room/board transportation and minor cash in exchange for 30 hrs week labor (deliveriing newspapers) He was living in sin dating a girl whom all (but him) believed to be 18. It turns out she was 16 as we all found out when he got her pregnant and her mother whom worked for the sherriffs dept. (after actively allowing her to date him, fully knowing his age as the court documents show) persued the case looking for a rape conviction. Because he was only 5 years in age different than her, it was not a felony charge so the courts came after me because I (enalbled the off

Chemicals, Public Perception And Gray Hairs
More and more often, we are surrounded by news about how our environment is being affected by pollution, chemicals, etc. For many years I wondered what the effects were when we lovely women would either buy hair dye and apply it at home or go to the salon and have it done there. There are SO MANY chemicals in hair dye. Hair dye absorbs into the skin of your scalp. I see children use permanent hair dye and that is SO WRONG! How do these chemicals affect our water when it gets washed down the drain? How much is it filtered out after it goes through the processing plant? Have there been studies made about its toxicity? I usually have my hair cropped short and since I started wearing braces about a year ago I've been growing it out. I used to colour it whenever an inch or so would grow out, but I've been leaving it to grow for a longer period of time for a few reasons. One, it's a lot messier to apply at home and my hubby gets very nervous about the stuff staining anything. Seco

Random Ramblings....
Just wanted to say hello to all my friends!!! So HELLO. Also, I haven't forgotten you just been working extra and not sleeping much with meetings and extra hours.... So the love has been lacking. However, I did get good news from the boss....I FINALLY get to move off the 10 pm to 6 am, 4 days on 2 off shift I have been working...I will now be working 6 am till 2 pm Monday through Friday...supposedly as of the 1st of September. Am afraid to really believe it until it happens of course. But it sure would make things easier and allow me to be available more for my son after school, evenings and weekends. So, am keeping my fingers crossed. Just wanted to share with any who wish to read a tiny detail about my boring little world. Hope all is going well for each of you and you have a great day filled with smiles and laughter.

Ideal
i got this off another site thought u all might like it Starfire has a blog post about "How To Get Childern to Put Away Their Toys" which you can read here. I told my children that we had a "nice" house monster who lived inside the A/C vents. My kids knew four things about our House Monster: (1) Other monsters, including the scary or "bad" ones, wouldn't come into a house which already had a monster. (2) House Monster only ate those white sparkly rocks you see in gardens or people's front yards. (3) If you left any toys on the floor unattended, House Monster would take them and play with them for a few days before returning them. (4) If you really wanted a particular toy back, you could put out a white sparkly rock and call up to the vent for House Monster to trade for it. When you weren't looking your toy would reappear and the rock would be gone! This worked amazingly well for many years with each of my children. And I recycled the same three "food" rocks o

A Very Deep Video
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves.

We Miss Steven
The following article is about my husband and my brother in law. My brother in law went missing that night and has never been seen or heard of again, it is presumed he is dead but no body was ever found so we have no way of knowing with certainty. All we do know is that a family has been left heartbroken and Steven is missed by many. Ocean rescuer had to leave one man behind By David Connolly, Enterprise staff writer A Scituate man saved one of two Bridgewater brothers Monday night in the icy ocean waters off the mouth of the North River in Scituate, but the second man was presumed dead Tuesday morning when the Coast Guard suspended its search for him. Authorities believe Steven Hockey, 18, drowned after a small boat he and his brother took for a ride capsized and he was pulled under the water by a fierce current where the river meets the ocean at the New Inlet. Hockey helped save his brother, James R. Burke, 20, by shoving him onto a kayak that John P. Kasper I

Fun Time
OKAY, I WANT TO HIT LEVEL 20 OR 21. I WANT BULLETINS POSTED AND EVERYTHING..I JUST WANT MY ASS PIMPED THE FUCK OUT! I WANT TO SEE WHO WILL PIMP ME OUT THE MOST AND GET ME TO WHERE I NEED TO BE AT. MY RIFAL HAPPY LEVEL 20. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS..IF THERE IS MORE THEN THAT IS FINE. 1ST PERSON I SEE KICKING ASS TO GET ME TO THAT LEVEL WILL GET OF THERE CHOICE A HAPPY HOUR OR A 30 DAY BLAST. CARRY ON AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BE DAMN EASY. Click the link below to begin! MASTER XEROMANCER666*ACE CAFE DJ*@ fubar

Memories
Good memories Bad Memories Memories to make you smile Memories to make you cry People fill your mind some that are special some you rather forget memories that haunt you no matter how hard you try to forget unanswered question did you? did they? did it? Memories to excite Memories to scare Our life's are made of memories No matter what Crazydave 16-8-07

Misc
I saw this on digg.com and i just had to take it, it turns out i am a supreme nerd god, who would have thought(click it to take the quiz)! Wooo, a quiz to tell you which transformer you are! I'm 72% optimus prime, which they say means: Optimus Prime is the heroic leader of the Autobots. He is the personification of courage, strength, and integrity. His personal motto is that “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Like Optimus Prime, you are good by nature. But beware because mischievous thoughts sometimes tempt you. You are inspiring, confident, and a natural leader. The Autobots have chosen well. In addition, you enjoy technology and are aware of the latest trends, but you stick with what works for you. What transformer are you? http://www.funflip.com/quiz/transformers

Sorry...
My laptop died a few days ago, and I'm not sure when I can get a replacement since I'm hoping to move next month and need to save as much money as possible. I can use the desktop computer, but I have to share it with my boyfriend haha, so that's why I haven't been on as much. I've been checking in about once a day to read comments and everything :-) Much love

Magicaldestiny
I have a friend that came to me for advice on saturday. She is married and she has been unhappy for along time. She has been trying to do the right thing cause of the kids. She told me the other day that she wants to be happy and that she has been miserable and she wants to find someone that she wants to find love. She told me she ran into someone that she use to like when they were in Highschool. I know she has feelings for this guy. She has been hurt so bad in this marriage. I think she should go and be happy. The guy totally confessed that he cares about her too. They have known each other for years. What do I tell her to do? A. Go be Happy B. Stay in this loveless marriage.

My Life
Well i just woke up, its saturday morning, i am truely bored with nothing to do today, i wish there was something to do but knowing me i will probably just sit here again all day on my computer doing nothing Well its another boring day at work...go figure most days are....but im getting ready to head back over to play in that giant sand box again....and this time for a year to 15 months...hopefully i can still get to fubar over there we will see....but oh well...for anyone reading this my birthday is in 10 days its the only reminder anyone will get...lol

What The Heck Is Going On Here??
What the Heck Is Going On Here?????????? Current mood: contemplative Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperments and narrower points of view. We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but smaller families. We have more compromises, but less time. We have more knowledge, but less judgement. We have more medicines, but less health. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk much, we love only a little, and we hate too much. We reached the moon and came back, but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors. We have conquered the outer space, but not our inner space. We have higher income, but less morals… These are times with more liberty, but less joy… With much more food, but less nutrition… These are days in which two salaries come home, but divorces increase. These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes. That's why I propose that as of today -- You

Trust In Things No Matter How They Look Or Seem.
Going through the opening. Contracting before expanding. Sometimes our lives contract before they expand. We may be working hard on ourselves spiritually, doing good in the world, following our dreams, and wondering why we are still facing constrictions of all kinds - financial, emotional, physical. Perhaps we even feel as if we've lost our spirituality and are stuck in a dark room with no windows. We may be confused and discouraged by what appears to be a lack of progress. But sometimes this is the way things work. Like a caterpillar that confines itself to a tiny cocoon before it grows wings and flies, we are experiencing the darkness before the dawn. When things feel tight, it's easy to panic or want to act in some way to ease the feeling of constriction. We might also spin our wheels mentally, trying to understand why things are the way they are. However, there is nothing we need to do at this time other than to be patient and persevere. We can cling to the awareness that we

Love At First Sight?
Love at first sight? Is there such a thing as love at first sight? That's the question I used to ask Until I laid eyes on you. How is it possible to feel so much for a stranger, a passerby? Love has no limits, no color, no time. That's when I realized I had fallen in love - Love at first sight.

Can You See It In My Eyes?
Can You See It In My Eyes? You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? Confessing through this poem My dilemma summarized. The feeling's quite cathartic, But will lead to my demise.

Gods Of Thunder Results
Gods of Thunder will be tallied like the Axe Fights, only drummers. Each MUMM will be who you like VS. another drummer like the guitarists and will be resulted and tallied the same so check my blogs to be updated. If you feel a drummer should be in the mix that I have not put in, please feel free to let me know and I will be glad to add them. Below will be tour results: Neil Peart-0 John Bonham-1(Current Champion)

Hey You, Can I?
Can I Love You? I gave my heart to you I set my standards high I laid my eyes on you, I laughed and cried with you, I told you my hopes and dreams, My Love and Fears. My tears I shed all over your shoulder. In the end, I came to see that you were the only guy I could ever trust. When I see you, my face lights up with aspiration, and happiness. When we talk, I can feel the load unload with soothing words from you. I have the feeling of love in my heart. In my mind, I say "You don't mean a thing. " In my words, I say "You are just a friend. " But in the deep end of my heart, I think of only you When I tell you my expectations of a guy, You tell me never to fall short of what I want. But only one thing stands in the way - You are a friend. Can I still love you the way that I do?

My Rock
Today would have been Kyle's 21st birthday. He would still be in Iraq unfortunatly but celebrating none the less. It's been 3 months and 8 days since he was killed and the pain has not subsided in the least bit. Sometimes it seems it hurts more now, realizing he wont be coming home, then it did in the days after his death. I lost my best friend, the one who was always there to catch me when I fell, my something stable in an unstable world; I lost my rock. But today is not a day to mourn his death but rather a day to celebrate his life. We will gather at the cemetary and drink Bud Light, green jello shots and crown royal and coke in his memory, and then stumble home through the woods like we used to do so many years ago. I love you and miss you my friend. Happy Birthday Kyle.

College Life
As I posted in my last blog I'm going to college for graphics design. My 1st day was sort of a mess because I went into the wrong building but found it and my class too (just took some asking around). My 1st class was intro to computers (that I take on tuesdays and thursdays 8:30 to 9:45) to and I thought I knew quite a bit about them but as I sat down and started listening to the professer speak about mega bytes and gigi bytes it was then I realized until you study something you really don't know as much as you think you do. The college book store forgot to give me a book I needed for the class which is "windows xp". That is the book we are going to be studying first. Then we're going to study the computer itself. Today I sort of learned what a mega byt and gigi bye is. 1024mb= 1 gigibyte and a 128 megabyes is like 100 floppies and also equal to 50,000 oages if text, So now I'm more familliar with the campus and hopefully I have all the books I need. So overall it was a

Rain
time is endless, it goes on. Neverending, but yet there never seems to be eonoug time. Time iis the epicenter of life. it controls every breath we take.l It controls how long we live and when we die. time seems to control our future and our lives day to day. where would we be withou time? in an endless abyss that goes on forever? would we ever accomplish anything? they same time is a virtue. but who is they? patience is time. all good things come to those who wait? What are we waiting on? time is a mystery. remember time is essence and essence is time. I love rain. Why I dont know. But it is comforting. Rain is so soothing to the mind and the soul. Rain is cool and refreshing. I think of rain as tears of the dead. I think thunder is anger of the dead.

Skins N Such
OK for those who have my skins im sorry.... i used to much bandwich from photobucket what ever the frick that really means so..... again sorry.... Oh and for the such.... ummmmm the blogg i made to expose me me to all u beautiful ladies... well i dont think is workin to well lol i think it went the oppiste way then it should of went....but thank u i enjoy it :p so anyhow u keep coming i will keep playing.... lol sorry but i will play to an extent ok.... well all u beautiful ladies have a great day even though i no it wont be as beautiful without me neing there lol joke sorry..... ooh and if any guys r here piss off and have a great day as well......treat the ladies right now...... love ya all..... Tongue..... Shot at 2007-08-12

Skin Art
This Question Is... Particulary for those who have tatoos. Are your tatoos for the world and to tell the world something about you? Or- Are your tatoos an outward, physical manifestation of something is private, possibly even hidden just for you and your intimates? Who are your tatoos for?

Poetry
The full moon fills the woods with light The mother fox leaves her den The Raven's flight upon the night The wolf steals through the Glen The druid's grove filled with his might His staff raised high and then He calls forth the powers of the earth And the Faeries dance yet again Light to hear when nothing is said to see when all is dark it is not a puzzle for there are no edges with no edges there is no center there is only light Winter winds softly go Falling leaves so softly blow Into the piles they all must go These fallen leaves Piles of leaves fallen there Leaves who lived without a care And died so trees could slumber here These fallen leaves Bursting forth with freshest green Springtime dew a shimmering sheen Bright colors red and orange and then These fallen leaves And every one as happy as can be To bring life to their world of tree Their perfect place in the universe These fallen leaves

Negativeions
My friend Robert McCausland is an exceptional artist and has decided to sell some of his work on ebay instead of expensive galleries. I you want great original art (not reproductions)you should check him out on ebay. http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZnessy22245

"nsf" Is Only A Relative Term...not Absolute..
"JUDAS ISCARIOT" ARE U STILL THERE? long live the traitors ! some good hearted people have reported my picture as NSF - though not..it was just me, a guy in briefs.. no exhibitionism at all...even quite few of you have admired this photo and ripped this to your page.. but now its removed.. your friend in brief has just gone.. ok.....its all in the game. so this is my new primary picture you are seeing now.. my picture may be removed .....but i know my friends.... its quite impossible to remove me from your good hearts ..its for me ever .. i have not hurt any of u so far..i have solved many of ur problems when u contact me through "shout box" or by pvt message.. im damn sure that all my friends at least would leave a shout / message to me in sympathy....ty... i am ever your " lov "

Back To School...damn It
yeap thats right my friends and family as of today i have started back to school. i have four classes on Tuesdays and will at school from 8:30 am to 9 pm (thank god though i have a 5 hour break) and only 3 classes on Thursdays and go from 8:30 am to 1 pm. my current classes are 1. Human Growth and Development, 2. Business Law and Legal Enviroment, 3. Economics (macro) and 4. Speech (only on tues night). so if anyone knows much about classes 2 & 3 ur are more than welcome to help me out with them if ya want. I'll keep everyone informed of whats going on with school and each class as soon as much as im able and when i see it fit, so no it wont be daily or even weekly. well wish me luck, im gonna need it with this semester. feel free to talk to me whenever you want and if im unavalible i'll get back with you asap. love lil devil

Sex
i think i found love. it came at my doomroom this morning and asked if she can use my phone,after that i keep recieving calls from her every sec,just to thank me and to see if i got plans this weekend. i just got done having sex with mi ex-gurlfriend in high school,she gonna be a senoir next tw0 years,am going to college we broke up but she just can't stop calling and sending me her nude pic's.lol so she came over to-day and i happend to be very horny,so we got it on.lol 3and a half hours straight up.lol

Random Junk
There's this fat guy at work who seems to love throwing crap at me at lunch just because I like to read alone. I understand the need for attention, but he just does it for a cheap laugh. I'd love more than anything to throw a damned chair at the fat f*** and tell him to eat a d**k, but that would just get ME in trouble. *le sigh* I guess I'll just have to read somewhere else if he's going to be a child about it. Pretty big indication of who my friends really are, as he gets the whole damned table to laugh by bothering me. To hell with these illiterate morons. When I'm making better money by knowing more and getting a better job (and trust me, this douchebag is making the search for a better job that much easier), I'll have to find this fatass and throw something at him and tell HIM to get a better job. If you get caught in a scam where you end up more than a year's wages in debt, why do the banks insist on punishing you with massive loan payments anyway? I've even tried getting

Just A Thought.......
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical. just a thought I found interesting .... Current mood: contemplative Category: Life "At this moment, there are 6 billion, 4 hundred, 71 million, 8 hundred, 18 thousand, 6 hundred, 71 people in the world. Some are running scared.. some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day.. others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men at war with good, and some are good.. struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls -- and sometimes.. all you need is 1."

Custom Creations
Below are some examples of the types of custom pictures I can make. There are more, of course, in my albums. If you would like one, send me either a shout or a private message. I can make pretty much any kind of picture, you just have to tell me what you like or want in yours. I'm still working on a few new ideas as well. All of these are just basic templates, including the fubar trading card, they can all be altered to each individual's taste. The only thing I ask is that you rate my profile and fan me first. Feel free to add me as a friend as well, if you haven't already done so. I will gladly make any pic you would like after that. Hope to hear from you soon! Lickety Split Fubar Trading Card Pics inset into backgrounds{This one was for a friend of mine, Presidential hopeful for 2008, another blog about him on my page, check it out} Animations using 2 pics

Randomosity
66 views 6 posts hell yea... This is totally not done by a long shot... but hey... Hit it with comments... What do you think? What does it need? And Where should it go? ;) ------------------------------------------------- ::Saturday Afternoon:: I awoke the next afternoon and she was still asleep beside me, she had taken the cuffs off at one point and they were now easily accesible. I quietly moved from the bed and gently placed them around her wrists. and clamped them to the posts. restraining her naked body. I then put my pants on, before I proceeded to go out for coffee and doughnuts. When I returned she was awake, and staring at me, completely naked. I could smell her sex throughout the room, as I moved slowly to toe the bedside, and grabbed her shiny little butterfly knife. I flashed it over her, and her eyes became big. I threw the knife across the room, and removed my own from my bag. It was a good inch and a half longer than the puny butterfly knife, which I

Thank You Everyone
I would like to thank everyone for all their help in leveling me up I sencerely thank everyone by saying you are all a ten, ten times ten to me so if you ever need any help plz when i am on line feel free to holla I AM JUST ABOUT 12,500 AND WOULD REALLY APPRECAITE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET SO IF ANYONE IS AVAILABLE ALL HELP WILL BE APPRECAITED

Skivies
Secret Fantasy QuizYour secret fantasy is to date Mrs ButterworthFind out your secret fantasy at Quizopolis.com Underwear SurveyTake This Survey at Quizopolis.comWhat's your favorite underwear you own?my grey and blue boy shortsWhat's the worst pair of underwear you own?white granny panties from when I was pregnantWhat's the most embarrassing underwear you own?refer to last answer

The Real Me #3
This is the third blog in a series of blogs I am writing. The purpose of these blogs is to give you the reader a insight or a look into my life. The purpose of this blog is to focus on my time in Cuba and in the military. Although i cannot tell you everything I do know I will try to tell you as much as I can without getting myself into trouble. Before i begin this blog I would like to tell you exactly why I have taken the time to open up to you and write these blogs. Conway Twitty once said in his song "Thats my Job" , "I make my livin' with words and rhymes and all the tragedy Should go into my head and out instead as bits of poetry". These lyrics stood out to me because I guess I understood what he meant. During the process of writing part two of this blog and part three I have been texting dallas. I have been telling her the purpose of this is the hope you the reader would be inspired through my trajedy. Dallas is one of my biggest supporters, and i thank her for that.

What Kind Of Converse Are You? blackYou are yourself and don't try to be like anyone else. Chances are you enjoy skate boarding,rock music and stuff like that. You have a lot of friends that like you for who you are. You are the original black converse.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com What do you wear to bed?According to our experts, you wear : NothingWhy bother with clothing, sleeping in the buff is cool and easy, so go ahead and strip downWhat do you wear to bed, find out at Quizopolis.com Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 87% Clean

Tasteful Treasures
All you ladies out there in the Fredericksburg area or surrounding counties, I am having a Tasteful Treasures Party Saturday August 18th at 5p.m. This is an all girls party but there will be a guy/girl after party to follow. If you are interested PLEASE LET ME KNOW so I can give you directions and if you are interested in purchasing something but cannot make it you can go to www.tastefultreasures.com and purchase something from there I think it gives me the credit for your purchases!!!!!!! Please support our sex toy industry,lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poems Written By Me
How I long for your touch, I never thought I could miss you so much. Some of the things you do should make me so mad, but instead I'm feeling to sad. How I need you in my arms _ _ _ _. I long to see you smile again when you look at me, everytime I look at you it makes me weak in the knees. I think of you each and every day, hoping one day you'll find your way. Find your way back into my arms, to keep me safe from harm. I don't mean to be so sappy, but when I think of you it makes me happy. Is this love I don't know, even if it was I wouldn't let it show. We are just friends for now, but with these words I vow, I will make you mine someday somehow. How I need you in my arms so I don't feel so sad, How I long for your gentle touch _ _ _ _! This one is gonna sound a little familar, yes part of it is from a song. It's about the same person. I don't want alot from anyone this is all I'm asking for, I just want to see my baby standing right outside my door. I just want him

Diary- My Thoughts
So here I was bored as hell and hitting my stumble button on firefox when I ran across a page that was quite intriguing to me. It very much hit home and I really do agree with this 'blog' so I decided to share it. It was written by a girl named Amy Tran and she's quite insightful. I can totally relate to the entire article (well all except for being Asian) so here goes: Nice Girls Finish Last Sometimes being a nice girl doesn't guarantee you anything By Amy Tran If you've ever watched a classic Disney movie, you probably know the formula: helpless female protagonist in a terrible situation, a prince comes to the rescue, the two live happily ever after. Or maybe you've watched one too many romantic comedies and aspired to be the woman whose sweet charm is irresistible to even the toughest, most promiscuous guys. These are just examples, but if we, as women, subscribe to these formulas, most of us end up as victims to it — somehow going along with the idea that if we

Bi_chics_rock_69's Blog Page...
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on the mood... there are times i love to take my time and make it last.. other times i like to be wild and fun... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? im bi take a guess LOL How often do you like to have sex? I can go for months without sex, and there are times where i just gota have it.... Is sex a top priority for you? Not really. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Depends on the face LOL How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? It's been a while, but I'm not against it. How do you do you feel about one night stands? It's been awhile but personaly its not my thing.. How many one night stands have you had? College was fun, let's leave it like that. What's your favorite position? I really don't have one.....hmmmm Where's your favorite place to have sex? dont have a favorit YET! Do you prefer to make love or fuck? who cares its all the sa

My Wedding..
Check it out and send me a kiss or two http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 We are getting marrien on here to night everyone is welcome to come and join in the fun.... the lounge where it will be held is http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7431 We will be getting married at 10:30 central time.

Inked With Class
SO my best girl,Crystal and I are constantly thinking sexual thoughts.We compare notes and stalk our prey on a daily basis. The deal is men are widely known to have this pastime and they are rewarded by being called a stud. Women on the other hand are cursed with the scarlett letter and thought of as slutty. I do not care. I am who I am and I know it isn't out of the ordinary becuase my bestest twat sister is just like me! So what is wrong with a woman who likes sex and wants sex compared to a high percentage of women who don't want to be bothered with sucking cock at 3am? I am married and have been for 9 years but I can't seem to get over flirting and lusting with good looking guys who have an awesome personality to match.I am an attention whore. I do admit that. Flirt with me and I can be puddy in your hand. I have a thing for men who have tattoos, love motorcycles, nice trucks, men who hunt and men who would do anything for their woman. I love a man in uniform.Cop,Firefigh

Artist Needed Maybe?
Im looking at getting a new tat here in the near future but i cant find exactly what im looking for. I Want to get the Word PAIN wrote down the inside of my right arm but im wanting like a script text of it with enough room to fill it in with red ink. Lemme know if anyone has a few idea's or if you think you can help me out id appreciate it. Thanks in advance. ~Sean

Always On My Ind
Due to some extenuating circumstances, read that: (The Vista Police Dept) I once again have custody of my 14 year old daughter, her Mom's lack of interest in my daughters upbringing has created a monster, wont listen, talks back, ditches school, steals MY car. Since I'm a single working father I'm gone 10 hours a day, OK question: what can I threaen her with? How do I get threw to her, come on moms and dads I need advice... For those who are in or around So. Cal. I say it's time to kick up some dust and am always happy to meet new friends, Friday night Angels Sport Bar/Gentelmans Club in Corona, stop chasing virtual drinks and come party, check it out, drop my screen name at the door and you'll get half off your cover on the Gentelsmans side. Find me and intro yourself and see what HAPPY HOUR IS ALL ABOUT!!! WHO'S UP FOR PARTYING!!! Some days are so damn long that sleep is our only reward. How many happy hours are we missing, just to clock that extra hour. Then of course since you l

Once Again...
Oh shit! I’ve done it again... Too little of me For all of these men Attention I like A skank I am not When I get overwhelmed I claim I forgot To call which one back? Hell I don’t know! Can you not read? Doesn’t it show? My crazy ass Can’t seem to keep track Of my many “friends” Who admire my back Ironically, though I don’t have to kiss Touch or have sex For them to want this Poisonous female They just don’t see coming I don’t ask for much So why give them loving? Admiration I crave Sex I do not I have one to turn to When I start to get hot Down in my pants You know what I mean Don’t try to act Like YOUR mind is clean! A little girl with Hopes and dreams Internally she screams Loneliness that Runs so deep That they refuse to see Loneliness she came To know As she grew it would grow Soon a teen She self-destructs So young, turning corrupt What did they give her? Banishment! The ones who define demen

2 Questions
2 really hard questions. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Skillz
What Gay-Marie Means You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are

Todays Inked
I am lookin for the people on fubar that have been INKED !!! so come on fubarians show me your ink... Possible contest later on for the best inked on fubar..prize to be included are.. blast..happy hours..vips..etc. Will be collecting those pics showing your ink and having 1st..2nd..3rd..place prizes. What are you waiting for hit me with your best shot.

I'm A Psyco
How violent are you.. Your Result: Ice Cold Killer You don't give a #$@% about ANYTHING. You'd walk over a dying man any day. If someones givin' you trouble the fights over before it started. Your enemies better look over their shoulder all day..Antisocial Edgy Chilled out Risque How violent are you..

Join My Lounge
Me And My Homie Ryan Made A Lounge His PlayList Sucked BALLS But I Made A Better Play List For Those Of You Who Donno How To Join A Lounge Go To My Profile And Go To The Top Right Corner And Click "My Lounges" And Then Click "1NK3D 4 L1F3" And Then Just Click Subscribe Theres Going To Be Alot Of Juggalos And Juggalette Plus Ne 1 Eles That Wishes To Join Aslong As They Dont try To Start Any Beef With The Juggalos Or Lettes If You Do You Will Be Banned From It Thank You For Your Time (Mike)

The Power Of The Dance
Addicted Verse 1 No one else gets me boy No one else brings me joy I can feel it in my veins Never had this feeling, can’t feel it from anyone again Chorus I’m addicted to the love you bring I’m addicted to everything No one can make me feel the way you do Most of all, I’m addicted to you Verse 2 Don’t think I can keep it in All these feelings that I have within You make me be a better girl So what’cha say, if I asked you to come into my world Chorus No one else can make me feel quite like this No one else can feel my kiss Chorus Noboby Knows Verse 1 I’d run a thousand miles through the darkest storm Just to be in your arms so safe and warm I’d swim a million miles through the deepest sea For everyone to know how much you mean to me I’d climb a hundred miles on a mountain so steep For everyone to know how much my love is deep I’d raft a thousand miles on a raging river Just to be with so we can be together Chorus

My Family
My Father had a kidney removed today due to it have a massive Tumor Growing on it. They took it all out and are hopefully that they got all the cancer. needless to say It was not fun to watch your dad there hooked to all those tubes and stuff Please Keep my Dad Me & My son in your Prayers as we go through this situation

Jamom
baby Gemma is 5 months old now and she is just a joy.she wakes up smiling and cooing.i love watching her.she still has the red hair and we know she has blue eyes.i know i need to put new pics up,will try to do that so everyone can see her. its my 4th grandchild and it is a girl,she will be born aug 17th on her mommys 25th bday,her name is Gemma-Mae Kelsey.i will be there for the birth of this one just like the last three and i will be the first to hold her also,just like the last three,oh i cant wait to hold her.some may think its nothing big but to me it is.its the best. born:aug 17,2007 at 12:35pm 8lbs 2ozs 19 1/2ins long and red hair,she is so pretty.

My Ponderings
Ok, just sitting here bored thinking. First i am blocked for some supid ass reason from doing mumms so, i will do a blog. First off, how is it that the top of the page says there are 53,000 people online, but i never see that many actually doing anything. Only about the same dozen people ever comment or anything. Second, how long am i gonna be blocked on my mumms, i see a lot worse things then what i did. Guess you just have to be popular or a point whore to have your mumms posted. Third, whats the point of adding friends if you never speak to them ever again? Should be called people i view. Fourth, what is with the contests, i dont get that at all. Fifth, What is the point of doing a mumm if everyone gets cranky and mad if its over a sentace long but they say its stupid if its short. i am sure i could think of more, but for now. i will leave it at this.

Just Expressing My Thoughts
Hey There FuLand of Fubar. How are You doing this evening fuland? Well I am doing ok... I guess I could be doing a lot better I am sure. But anyways I am writing to express my thoughts Because It's Better for Me. Well I just sit day to day an do pretty much nothing since I have graduated High School. That Was 3yrs ago in June of this yr. 2months ago. But anyways. I struggle every day But I keep my head held High an stay strong on the outside! But really deep in down side of Me. I ask My self that One Question every one asks. Why!! That is the simple question I ask. You Probably are thinking Ok Where does that fit in and why? Well I was born early and I have a mild case of Cerberal Palsy. I have to wear this brace on my left foot (the side it effects most) so I can walk an stuff. But I really planned to go to college right out of High school but no that didn't happen and I didn't speek up and addovate for my self an get help going to college. So Yeah I kick My self for that a

Rude People
Ok, so I'm new here. I'm taking a break here at work, and I click on the "I'm Bored" link. That takes me to some pics to rate. So, I come to this pic of Sledge, called The Reaper. It had some pretty rude things written under it, so I only give it a low rating due to what his caption is. I then see that he is rating my pic. Ok cool, np, I figure he will give me a 5... I'm totally ok with that. NP... But, NOOOOO he gives me a 1, calls me a faggot, and then goes to my profile, and proceeds to write this to me... "**ck you, you lousy excuse for a prick. eat shit and bark at the moon, because face it, thats all you are really good for on this earth. cock sucker" Well... I tried to go back and say Im sorry if I offended him. Hell, I didn't know that you are supposed to give every pic here a 10. (Why call it a rating sytem, and just call it a 10 system) He of course did the mature thing, and blocked me so I couldn't respond to him. Very nice. I have to say, I'm pretty impressed a

?????
this is a song from shadows fall it means a lot to me, alot of people dont stop and hear the song and what it really means so i thought i would post this one. The Light That Blinds a crack froms in the foundation fault line through your defenses illuminating the essence once clouded by a myth store bought conformity force-fed duality, i warp reality the comfort that you will find, as you remain hidden. the light betrays, casting your true self away, they remain blinded. as vanity possesses me i am turning further away gripped by a belief in empty words driven by a need to prove the shell may wither but the fire burns eternal. you hide behind ...cower... the light that blinds will never find what burns inside you remain blind behind the light the light that blinds by shadows fall.

A Little Annoyed...
An excellent fruit cake that cuts into thin, moist slices. Use only the best fruits and nuts for superior results. Old-Fashioned Holiday Fruit Cake 1 pound candied pineapple, cut into thin match-stick strips 1 pound candied citron, cut into thin match-stick strips 8 ounces candied cherries, quartered 1 (11-ounce) package currants 1 pound dates, pitted and coarsely chopped 1 pound light figs, coarsely chopped 1 pound pecans, coarsely chopped 1 cup water 1/2 granulated sugar 1 tablespoon corn syrup 3 tablespoon lemon juice 1/2 cup peach juice 3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon ground cloves 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons salt 2 cups butter 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 12 large eggs, beaten Milk for brushing 1/2 cup light molasses Glaze (

Who Knew??
How much of a freak are you?The Biggest Freak PossibleCongratulations! You rank right up there with the likes of Lil Kim & the freakiest of them all. You are willing to try anything once. And ALWAYS find pleasure out of the opposite sex.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic I just joined fubar maybe 2 days ago from today 8/17/07. I was enjoying meeting new people and finding new friends. I made a mistake...See I clicked on the heading Im bored to see where it took me. It took me right into rating pictures. Well I guess I rated one woman too low. She let me have it pretty good. Basicly called me fat and ugly and how dare me rate her so low. She is now leaving a thing on her page telling all of her friend how horrible I am and to come rate me poorly. So too you Lunar eclips KOPE the Insatiable....I apologize for giving my honest opinion. No wait...scratch that. Im sorry for you being so immature as to where you cant take constructive criticism. I am truly sorry if

Mistress
The lights are on inside. The soft glow of family pageantry Escapes through lacy curtains And flutters to my feet. The sound and smell of life, Of love and belonging, Of security. My eyes interrupt their privacy - My heart listens. But they don't know, I've caught them unaware . . . Walking down this dark asphalt path. A hidden spectator A connoisseur Of life's possible scenarios, As seen through The lit window to Your world.

Pitt Bulls
Bitch I'm from LOUISIANA Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the fin

Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain th

My Pop, Has Missed My Culture
Down in the hollows, In a shady vale.... Common sense was left behind... Images of what they thought... Became the reality, of what they wanted... To obscure truth, did they band together.... To be a force of ignorance.... For to be wrong, seperately was inconceivable once... A path was chosen. United, they could uplift one another... Pretend, pretentious swaggering was right and correct... A barrier formed together...keep out those they never had let Within. Further divide, and conquer... Regardless of the loss. Potential beaten back... In a shady vale of lies...did they meet... To pat each others backs...job well done... They won, but had no idea...what they lost.. Seen through the eyes of has been and what could... I am out of focus, lines fading. Adjust the tracking... Static in the 20 inch screen. Snow and a loud hiss of no r

A Lil Bit Of Me
Sqweezing your exotic love as I migrated across silky sands the flow of colors full of delicous mystery the determind winds ceaselessly chanting desire On your life quest, if given reason, would you ask questions, to plea with Gods muses Take chancs and learn acceptance, even value your own talent Would you question Gods Lesson NuttinButtSexxy a butterfly that dances in the wind, is the sound of an echoing thought, of dreams that have no meaning, but is the silence that we draw upon, of the gift that is chosen, as the world that comes threw your window, is to see the sun shinning on your chin, that raises you from the vary depths of the winds holding you back, ever graceful, dance like the butterfly this was written for me by a friend... Thank You Telly

Life
IF I HAVE LEARNED ANYTHING AT ALL IN ALL MY YEARS, ITS THAT THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.WHETHER WE ARE PRIVELEDGED TO KNOW THAT REASON OR NOT,IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY. ALL THE TRIPS AND FALLS, BUMPS AND BRUISES, GOOD THINGS AND NOT SO GOOD THINGS, THEY ARENT JUST RANDOM OCCURANCES. THEY HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THEY ARE WHAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE. THE TRICK IS FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO WITH WHO WE ARE.

Comment Bomb Me Plz!!!!!
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What Is Nsfw
my picture was marked as NSFW the whole Fubar is full of really more NSFW pics and this one was more arty rather than NSFW, don't u think? ah well, so i have nsfw pic now... here's the pic u can leave some rates and comments clicking on the pic, if u like. thanks

New Friend
Just want to intro my new friend..show him some love! Navajolover is his name. Hey everybody!! I know it's early here at least...0400. Checkout my new friend Barbar61! He just joined today and needs a lot of help!!

'rayna-dawne: A Blood Masquerade'
..02-23-2007 Melbourne, Australia 3:33 am Chani Morgan was startled from her deep dream-laced slumber. She felt the cold clammy perspiration gathered at the back of her neck. Her pulse beat rapidly, as the darkness of her dreams drew back to the far recesses of her mind, the fragments barely there for her to hold onto. A mirror and a face looking back at her. Her face, but how could that be, she wondered. Then it was gone. Nothing left but the uneasy feeling of being watched. She shivered and opened her eyes, only to welcome the all too familiar darkness she had woken to for the past ten years, ever since the accident at age thirteen. The accident that had left her blind. Reaching for her walking stick, Chani pulled herself into a sitting position, placing her bare feet upon the cool hardwood floor. She always looked forward to those first steps. They brought to her a sense of pleasure that she would have other-wise over-looked. Her only goal each and every day was quite simply to

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around during the holidays! Hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion any conversation of substance or necessity take place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big I

Child Abuse
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. If you want to help out, please repost. she was such a beautiful little girl.I cannot believe someone so heartless could allow something like this to happen. please please please repost this!

Elite
HERE IS A LIST OF OUR CREW LEADER'S AND THERE ENFORCER'S AND THERE BOMBER'S S&L DESTROYER'S JUSTMEEE-ENFORCER SHAN-CREW LEADER BOMBER'S BROWNEYE'S XXX BIG SEXY XXX BUTTERFLIEZS TIT'S KITKATT SCORPGRRL420 T&D-CHARGER'S DONTCHA-ENFORCER TERESA (MSTP34)- CREW LEADER BOMBER'S STEPH KASSIDY CHAN LADY PEGICORN SABRINA DRAGON QUEEN THANK YOU ANGEL'S ELITE BOMBER'S

Fuukd Thoughts
Time Flies fooled, used, rejected, neglected pick up the pieces, little girl no use cryin over what you can't change gonna be a long road so dry your tears & rest your eyes face the new day time's gonna fly you found yourself you found your strength belongs to you now & no one else isn't it nice to know who you are & what you want? nice to know where you've been & where you're going? you picked up the pieces no use livin for tomorrow when we've still got today gonna be an adventure so hold your head up high enjoy yourself time's gonna fly

Family
I know that many members left KOW when Deanna left as she was the main reason many of us were there in the first place....since I was only a member of SOW I too left when she left.... Love does indeed do strange things to people if this is seen as a betrayal instead of the show of support it was for our leader...now one of hers has begun his own "tribe" and the jerk co-owner has decided he has the right to interfere.....He Doesn't,but apparently that won't stop him....please don't let the maliscious ramblings of an idiot keep you from becoming part of a small but caring family built in the manner our friend Deanna founded her platoon...she is a wonderful,caring person who gave us respect,treated us with dignity,and gave us reasonable,practical rules to follow....so if you unafraid of lunacy...come join the Mystic Warriors Tribe. This is to the "Kingdom of the Wolves",but most especially to their great tyrannical leader "Lord Wolf"....it seems that when he gives control of a platoon

Poetry
simple hello you came in to my Life with a simple hello Was not looking for anything to start just wanting to chat with someone in open thought ... never did I think that the words we have shared would touch my heart the way that they did... the more we talk the more I get to know the man that you are the more I found myself looking forward to the next phone call, we are going to share... not sure where thing Might go Or what the In store for us Nor whats in my heart, just knowing I dont want it to stop written by norma c brooks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sating Here wishing I had someone to call Mine Watching everyone one walking by hand In hand Yet Here I sat All Alone closing my eyes and dreaming Of the day when he walking to my Live and knowing with just a smile that he is the ONE opening My eyes and whispering to God WHAT AM I DO

A Glimpse Of A Butterfly's Glory
A Glimpse Of A Butterfly's Glory Coming into my own for the first time in many years. Feeling fresh - as if alive and new for this first time. There is something happening. Realizing for the first time finally that I am okay. Not a supermodel but beautiful inside and out. I am not perfect but because I try I am good enough. I can look at myself -smile- and feel good about me. This is the butterfly I have emerged into being!It is truly a glimpse of glory. Emerging from my tightly woven cocoon...Of critical withdrawals keeping others at bay. Unfolding...emerging...a new beginning. An awesome desire of passion. Living life in the very moment, with an incredible energy not known before. Wings are open, colors are showing brilliant - glowing. Flapping -I SMILE!-flashing Soaring to new heights...flitting as butterflies do. ALIVE...REAL...HAPPY...NEW Sensational discovery thanks to all of you. Coming into my own for the first time in many years. Feeling fresh - as if alive

Poems By Others Not Me
A man went off to war that day. Three children sat in bed to prey. A lonely solider closed his eyes as smoke from gunshot filled the skies. A wife at home sat alone. Scared to death she'd stay that way she'd prey harder every day. A solider now in the midst of war had finally just found a door a door that opened to his heart a piece of him that could not part. A wife, three kids still held his heart. His mind went back to the war, but something happened not intended two shots and his life had ended. Three children sit in church today ready to make their first prayer. One for father safe and sound walking on the holy ground. One for mom to fill a hole that lay deep down inside her soul. Final words must be said a woman stands on behalf the dead. She shuts her eyes says let it be my heart has told me freedoms not free. It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord

My Tribute To The Nice Guys!!!
This is my tribute to the nice guys. I know you're out there and I have an open eye for you! So, to you, the nice guys. The nice guys who finish last, never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugz; to those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most women need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a woman's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk,

Life
Satiated, drenched hungry, quenched sublime, ecstatic overdrive, automatic heart of gold, sold my soul missing much to make me whole want to be wanted, need to be touched fever burning, wantings torched inside and out, upside down showing my smile, to hide a frown get back up, dust myself off honest, real, let you know what I feel laughter and tears through all of the years life goes on

Me!
Anxiously anticipating the unexpected release. Wondering if it will be as it seems. Feeling an incredible urge to bolt and run. Knowing I must wait because I might come undone. Will waiting cause a loss of nerve? Will the frenzy building cause me to swerve? Seems so different to feel this way. Wonder what made it be so different this day? Starting to come into my own. Learning that life is better than I have ever known. You just have to believe that you have a purpose. That for someone, somewhere you have an incredible worth. It has always been hard to accept that good things are deserved. When they come along often times I throw them a curve. Getting better with each passing moment. One of these days ... I will learn to be incredibly appreciative of who I am becoming. ME!

One Wish
ONE WISH A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking: the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries

Quotes & Sayings
This is the true joy in life--being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a might one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. - George Bernard Shaw It takes a deep commitment to change and an even deeper commitment to grow. - Ralph Ellison Whatever is flexible and flowing will tend to grow, whatever is rigid and blocked will wither and die. - Tao Te Ching

Come Dance With Me
Come dance with me in the rainbow mist Where the clouds are fluffy Where life is pure bliss Come dance with me in the field of roses Where the dew settles upon petals Where the breeze tickles our noses Come dance with me lets twirl around Where life is peaceful Where we never touch down Come dance with me my love Where two become one Where we fly free as a white dove Come dance with me this night Let's waltz and sway Where we both feel just right Come dance with me in the pale moon's light Your skin against mine The perfect lover's flight Come dance with me Let's take that flight Come dance with me Tonight is the night You around me in a twist of passion Come dance with me.

Back To School
Well, this is my first semester back to college, starting next Monday.. Here are my classes.. American Sign language 1 Childhood education Economics 1a History 17b Aerobics So this is a full course load... I won't be on line much.. all together that is 14 units ... but I am bustin my ass to get my degree as soon as possible.. next semester will be the same.. I may regret this now.. but I know I won't after its all done.. and I am majoring in Medical admin/transcription.. whichever I like more.. XOXOXOXOX

Venting Pt1
I am tired of people talking shit about me. If people don't have nothing nice to say about me then keep it to your fucking self or get some fucking balls and say it to my fucking face. If you want to see a mean side of me then keep it coming. I hate bringing out that side of me but if its gonna stop people from talking shit then its gonna end up happening. I keep shit to myself I don't talk shit about you, I would expect the same from you, but hey I understand you have the mental capacity of a 7 year old. So hey here is some advice... Get a fucking life and grow the fuck up. Ok I am done venting for now.

You Love Me
No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are the ones of raw emotion That stir deep down within Just knowing that you love me And it is a love without end Like shards of electricity I feel your thoughts come through A portal we have, that brings me you Your love has touched me deeper Than any I have known My angel was smiling down on me The day you were sent you see We giggle when we talk of little nothings We giggle when we talk of little somethings It is a warm and passionate feeling That knowledge of someone who truly cares It looks like the dreams of love I always had Are definitely coming true This is something that makes me glad With each moment and every passing day I am ever grateful that you love me. No longer am I a lonely soul Waiting for someone to find me My nights are not so desolate I don't spend all my time crying The tears I shed now Are t

My Thought Process
Sometimes, I lose my way..... but then, I'll remember who the fuck I am, and I stand up tall again. I love my friends. To all of you, God bless you all. Most especially, Cat: You are the best of the best, and if it weren't for you, I dont know where I'd be. Teresa: It's all good, baby! I got a flip top head! Trish: Its good to know you got my back no matter what.. I got yers too James: Anytime I call, yer right there, brother. My third most awesome friend! Annette: Thank you for sharing your husband with me when I need to cry on a shoulder! Jerry Dean: Lets tear it up and burn it down, brother. Dennis: Something sweet...special... one day at a time. I have a whole nother plethora of friends who I did not specifically name. I still love you all, and even if your name isn't on this list, you are still special to me. Sometimes, I lose my way, but you guys... my friends, are the ones who help me remember who the fuck I am... and make me stand tall. Ne

It's Only Funny The First Time You Die
when the winter comes banging on your door you'll crave the warmth, you'll wish there was more you cancel the chime ringing choir at your porch you'd trade it in for that silly tiki torch when winter comes howling into your face you'd sacrifice it for beach sand in its place you call out the challenge for those that pass "is it cold enough for ya", as they try to kick your ass when winter comes along and freezes your toes you'll wish the smell of suntan oil was filling your nose you consider a move to the warmer clime you'd do it, you say, if you only had the time when the winter is the winter of your discontent think about those less fortunate, those that cannot afford their rent consider the homeless, and you will feel blessed you'll not curse the cold, for you are warmly dressed i hope I passed the audition.. I walk on water okay, it's really a frozen lake I can part the red seas okay, it's really a blood soaked cake I brought a plague down on egypt

Life...
My uncle passed away over the weekend. He'd been fighting with Leukemia for some time and had just had a bone marrow transplant. He seemed to be winning. His counts were going up. He was eating more and had more energy. His wounds were healing. His hair was growing back. Then...overnight he was just...gone. This is first time I've lost someone close in the family. I can't go to the funeral because it will be out of state and I won't get paid if I miss work. I feel miserable that I can't go. Wish us luck. Going to go meet with a lawyer to begin a custody battle for Beazil's son. It's a whole long story as far as the history with Beazil's ex-wife goes...but trust me...she's nuts and we need to get Beazil's son out of there. (I'm sorry...but a 6-year-old shouldn't be obssessed with demons...or be making himself puke...or holding down other kids at school and beating them...etc.) It's going to be a hard fight...but with all the contempt-of-court issues

Cool Stuff
THE FINAL INSPECTION The Marine stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. 'Step forward now, Marine, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?' The soldier squared his shoulders and said, 'No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to ca

Here's Where I Ocassionaly Empty My Head
Liz Phair .. "Why Can't I breathe " These are kinda represents the way i feel about someone right now .. Why cant I breathe whenever I think about you Why cant I speak whenever I talk about you Its inevitable its the fact that we're gonna get down to it, so tell me Why cant I breathe whenever I think about you (whenever I think about you Hello Disaster Your My favorite sickness and Your seeping into Me. Hold Me up burst my perfect bubble blow me off .. I dont care Your the subtle kind of cruel Your the dream and I'm the dreamer I'm fine, Ill be fine I know what I need when I'm starting to fall and I know where I'm going, slipping and tripping this isn't how I planned it , but Ill be just fine No words can get me through nothingness its nothingness and its fine . Stepping ... on the grounds of where tomarow things where clearer Visions a bit foggy , but I can see through You Ive spent all my time and money ... money and time hoping and wishing all the whi

What The?
What the heck is all the commotion about showing so Fubar Luv? It seems if you ask any simple questions all you get is some fubar hate. I know that comments are to show you what others are think at the time, but being rude is not a constructive way to give an opinion.I know you probally thinking,"is this guy a goob", but it really doesn't matter what you think does it. If the world counted on your thoughts to keep it rotatig around the sun or just shooting out of the galaxy, we'd all be screwed! So have yourself a nice freakin day, play nice, or bite your F'in tongue ya moron! We're here to have fun, meet new folks, and hopefully to enjoy our experience. SO enjoy already, and treat others with respect and courtesy. And you might get the same in return

Bitch I'm From Louisiana
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Louisiana came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! IN CALIFORNIA: I can wear sandals all year long I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often I know what real cheese & avocados taste like Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear I know 65 mph really means 100 When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck arou

What I Found Playing In My Backyard This Morning Lol
I heard some noises from my back window this morning, so I went outside to investigate.When I got out there there were 5 little kittens out playing about in my backyard and in the bushes and trees. What a cute way to start my morning off! They were having so much fun, so I grabbed my cell and took a couple pictures. Wishing everyone a great Friday and Have a good weekend! ~WYLDKAT~ ROBIN

Crew Radio Contest Announcements And Updates
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I Am Fanning Everyone
Hey, everyone. I have decided to fan everyone on my friend's list. I thought it would be nice to do so. Maybe you could fan me too. That would be great. If I haven't fanned you yet leave me a comment letting me know and i will do so. Thank you and have a great day

Just For Fun
Damn I thought wtf i bought so many blasts tonight i want to have a contest to see who is the best bomber 1st place a 1 month VIP 2nd a 3 day blast 3rd place a big pimp gift but i need at least 10 people to join < wink > wanna? If you do contact FTW Lost Goth Blessings Contesants red_hot_thongs~kingdom of wolves@ fubar chrisgrl41~LVE OF ABSENCE FROM K.O.W.~G-SPOTTER@ fubar LADY~TIGER~@ fubar ->~Princess~: ok ill take ou off then n/p ~Princess~: im sorry hun but due to some personal reasons i have to pull out of the contest........id love to be in it but i cant...........again im sorry THE WOLF Feared and hated by men the world over, the mighty wolf has been plagued by all forms of evil stories, myths and legends. Hunted, trapped and killed to the point of extinction, many of these majestic animals are gone forever -- their breeds and blood lines never to be seen again. In spite of the many horror st

Contests
congrats to mz yummy winner of the mirror mirror contest most rates and comments MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL. there is a lot of mirror pics out there so i decided to do a mirror pic contest PRIZES R AS FOLLOWS judges pick 3 day blast baller gift custom, morph graphic, tag set ( welcome, thanks, humpday) most rates (NUMBER OF RATES) {200 rates gets 3day blast} 1 day blast big baller gift custom graphic, morph tag set ( welcome, thanks, humpday) most comments (2000 COMMENTS GET U THE MOST RATES PACKAGE) custom graphic, morph all winners get contest certificate hit me up and let me know the mirror pic u wanna use

Romance&relationship
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style and 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. i'll be the six if you be the nine. eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you

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Thank U All.....
i wanted to thank all of u guys who showed me love cause im down, i didnt kno so many of u had luv for me....im speechless. i just had to let y'all kno that its well appreciated...thanks again xoxoxo hugs & kisses 4 ALL

This Awesome Guy Needs 7k To Level
My good friend scott ditto needs 7K to level... Can all of you show him some mad love? I am very sure he will give you lots back! sditto3@ fubar ~/~Sassy Laurie~/~Co-Founder of BOMBERS R US Cheerleader Squad ~Member of the Syndicate~ Please sign@ fubar

Sexdual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 127 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Prayer
Prayer For The Living Why does the thought of death The feeling of ending this life The torture, the pain, the hurt The discomfort I cause, Why does it feel so right? But the thought of the pain The mechanics, the method The hows and wherefores.. Why is that so beyond me, my abilities, My confidence? I know I would be better dead All I care for is others All I do is hurt others All I want to do is leave others To their lives away from me Is my inability from caring? Knowing the final act of hurt The final ability to screw others To give those who truly care A pain even I haven't done before? But they would recover And they could see it was done Maybe not consciously, but truly For the best for them And therefore the best for me. Is it fear that stops me? The inability to take the pain I couldn't inflict on myself The cowardly woman I am, The quitter, never finishing the Job So I carry on to conceal the feelings Trying to do all I can for a

Remembrance
Remembrance She remembers it all, All the people who had said They cared, but did they really? She remembers it all, The sound of laughter and How happy she'd been, but was she really? She remembers it all, His arms around her and He said "I love you," but he didn't really! She remembers it all, The pain she'd felt when he left, How her heart ached, but did it really? She remembers it all, The feeling of being so alone, The feeling no one cared, and they didn't really! But now they'll remember her, Staring at the knife in her hand How easy to slit her wrists, but will she really?

Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors: Friend Or Foe?
and thank you for all your love prayers and concern. i went to a public wooded park late wednesday evening-the same one i went to in 1975 eqipped with all i needed. i wasn't sad by the time i got there-i just thought of my booming record sales and noteriety i would receive but never enjoy. i found my spot--it was 9.22 pm eastern daylight savings time--i opened 2 bottles-took from one and then the other-before i returned to bottle 1 a deep sleep befell me--i heard in my mind in almost concert hall quality the opening refrains of my song 'The Funeral Fire' that closes my melancholia falling album. 11 hours later--i wake up--sad-but still here--i pop 2 caffeine pills and drove home. i got home and had a google alert that serotin reuptake inhibitors withdrawal--the meds i was using to combat my sadness can cause suicide--well--not here--almost but no . why was i withdrawing--the dr. proscribed 50 mgs twice a day--the ins co would only give 100mgs. i also got an email that my prescription

You Know Who You Are
Goodbye Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my lover and my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you,my love has no end Each other we've never understood When I do tell you goodbye again This time it will be for good Whenever I'm mad at you it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be here. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown They'll be there again and again. If I hurt you, I only hurt myself worse But that doesn't really matter All I seem to do is hurt. And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and worse yet, you don't want me And that's how I know These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.

Closed
Sorry, I'm Closed We were friends, we were lovers, we were friends You're hot, you're cold, you're warm You come, you go, you linger about I'm showered with affection Then ignored without intention You pull me close, you push me away You want me, you don't, but you won't say good-bye On bright days, you don't need me But when the dark lonely ones come around You reach into the shadows Where you keep me hanging And feed from my soul No More I'm cutting the chains with which you have bound me I am setting myself free I can no longer be your crutch There is nothing there for me My best wishes go with you For your peace Some love and some happiness As I must now move along To find some of my own.

Fu-bombers
I will be leaving here in a few minutes to head to class and I won't be back home until later this afternoon... I will try to get on for a bit after I am done with my homework! Miss you all and hope to see you sooner rather then later:D Misty Yaya! I just got a shout from Short&Sweet....she is back! Well kinda:P She only has dialup right now so she's not able to much, and not very quickly! But go show her some love! She'll get it eventually:D shortandsweet*fu-bombers family*(recruiter)@ fubar Yaya! Misty Okay so quite a few people have asked me to make them an ID but I need some information before I can finish them........I need to know a color that you want.....and it can be just about anything, doesn't have to be just primary colors...and verify if you want a light or dark shade. Also I need what you want written under your name, it can be ANYTHING that you want it to be. If you are not sure, feel free to take a peek at the ones I've made, they are in the album t

Zombie Teddy Bear!!!
.........I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear...........lol. Its cold and ...scary... and I lost my Zombie MOM!!!! ROFL!!! :P:O:P:O:P.... I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear .. I cant find it!!! LOL!!! :( Its got a missing head... And its stuffing is half fallen out of its tummy.. lol.. Its missing one eye.. And the legs are missing.. Its smells really bad .. But good to me.. ROFL!!!

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I Love Dirty Weeds!!!
Us Zombies love Dirty weeds..... YUMMY.... lol. Me and Goddess got so many of them last night... I thought it was Christmas!! Lmao!!! Dont you ppl know that Zombies love Dirty weeds.... Rofl!!! They are good for my ZOMBIE Diet, and good Ruffage !!! LMFAO!!! But for good ness sakes at least if you send us some yummy dirty weeds.. Dont send it Anonymously.... ROFL!! We want to repay you in the upmost utter fashion!!!! LMFAO!!! ROFL!!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:O:P We coudln't wash the dirty weeds first .. LMAO!! Or else the wouldn't be dirty weeds.. ROFL!! :O:O: They would then be clean weeds... LMFAO!! PMSL!!! :P:O:P:O:P:O:P:-S:-S But now I gots an aching Zombie tummy ache from eatin all them Dirty weeds we got sent.. (((BURP))))......((((Burp))))))..... hahaa.... Where's the Zombie Tums...lol... :P:O:P:O:P:O

R.i.p Shane
May Raymond Rest In Piece and find Much Clown Luv in Shangri-La. CAVE-IN-ROCK — The 30-year-old man who had been reported missing was found dead near the venue that the four-day Insane Clown Posse “Gathering” took place, a Hardin County dispatcher said Thursday afternoon. Cindi Shockley, secretary for the Hardin County Emergency Management Agency, said her agency was notified of a missing person report Wednesday. She said crews started searching for Raymond Shane Barnett of Indianapolis yesterday and continued the search at 7 a.m. this morning. Friends say that Barnett was last seen Saturday night when he was taken to the hospital. Employees with the Hardin County Hospital could not confirm nor deny Barnett was treated at the hospital and would not comment. Canines were used in the search, as well as the agency’s search and rescue boat, Shockley said. About 10 to 15 volunteers were helping with the search along with the Hardin County Sheriff’s Department

Just Lettin U Know What's Up.
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let everyone know that tonight is my last night in indy ... *sob* I'm gonna miss everybody. I'm not going to be online very often cause well I don't have it hooked up at the other place yet. we're moving out in the boondocks, so I dunno what kinda connection they have out there, i doubt i get it if it's dial up... fuck that... lol but anyways... write to me.... i will check my email all the time when i'm at class and what not.... i love you guys.... xoxoxoxoxoxo.....****LuBBnZ****.... Hey everyone. I just wanted to let everyone know what's up with me. I'm probably not going to be online as much as I usually am. I start school on Monday and I'm going to be out of town alot with Brandon. (My Husband) And I just wanted to say I'll miss you guys. Don't forget about me... don't forget to give me LuBBnZ!!! xoxoxoxo p.s. U know I return all love!!! xoxoxo

My Hero
My all time favorite Fleetwood Mac song. It has a very special meaning to me. I use to sing it back in highschool at events and stuff :P The video... Live on the Dance tour... She was just a wish... I absolutely love Stevie Nicks. She's my hero! Don't hide behind your hair that way.

Passionate Stories
I had this dream you came over and I was at the airport with flowers awaiting your arrival, and when we saw one another it was as if we known each other and I was gone for a long time you ran into my arms and I gave you a passionate welcome home kiss. We went out to dinner and we danced to Marvin Gaye and I just held you close and looked into your eyes and told you I missed you sooo much. And we kissed again as we danced then we went to the kitchen and then things got heated up a lil, as you was washing the fruit of choice i was behind you kissing you on the back of your neck, then i was holding you by the waist and was holding you close to me. You could feel the pressure of Sampson growing against your ass but you moved to the rhythm of the beat nice and slow. I turned you around and we began kissing deeply and passionately I then picked you up and placed you on the counter with your legs spread open and i began to massage your wet spot between your legs through your panties, you sigh

Pagan Stories
I found this and really liked it so i thought i would share it with you... A Special Note to the Christians who tell me I am going to burn in hell for eternity by Summer Fey Foovay A special note to the Christians who like to tell me I am going to fry in hell for eternity You believe in the Devil. I do not. You believe in a firey Hell. I do not. Maybe you believe in an earth shattering apocolypse as well. I believe that if that happens, it is because we allowed it to. The big difference between our religions, as far as I can see, is your God of Love will condemn me to eternity in Hell. My loving Goddess will greet you when you enter the spirit world. Sit down with you and a box of popcorn and watch the movie of your life, then ask you how you judge yourself and the way you spent the power of your spirit in this life. If the two of you decide you spent it spreading negativity and pain, she will embrace you, pat you on the head, and then chose another life for you on th

2 My Family, Friends, And Fans!
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This Is Sad But Sweet
grab a tissue if you have a heart you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talks,turn up the volume!!!Turn On Volumethey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and b

Just Stuff
I need about 6,000 to level up....can anyone help? :) So Ryan and I went out to my uncles property last night and camped.....My uncles was gone fishing so we hung out with his fiance and my cousins and there old men......We had a great time! Played quarters in the dark lol and went through 3 bottles between pretty much just 4 of us...... oh yeah this morning was great! So we have some fun tastic pictures that we took and I will get them up on here soon! Woot! So I just got a call from my friend who was expecting her 6th child....I saw her just this morning and she is due any day....they have 5 daughters all under the age of 9. So she calls me to let me know that this afternoon she gave birth to their 6th daughter! So we welcome baby Naveah, to go with her sisters Angelina, Serefina, MercyAnna, Zemirah, and Yakila.....my good lordy who can handle that many girls!

Bitching
One of the things ive been doing in trying to rebuild my life is to reconfigure my thinking about alot of things. One of those things is respect. What is respect? How do I get it? Whom do I give it to? What exactly is respect? Is it a way of handling yourself? Is it a way of handling others? It's both and much more. Respect starts with loving yourself for who you are. NO matter how you live your life, if it's a way that enables you to be good to yourself, then do it. Respect yourself enough to make your life good. Respect is not letting yourself use others or be used. Also, when you respect yourself, it may not be in a way you think is a big deal. It's the small stuff. It's not letting yourself be put into compromising positions. It's not when you make decisions that you know arent what you need to be doing. You are so much better. How do you get respect? You dont get it just because you say so. You dont get it by disrespecting yourself. You get respect by acting respectfully. Do

Tierd Of The Haters & Drama
Well as you all know the price of mums went up to 5K I enjoy rating & commenting...however what is pissing me off at the moment are people asking to be friends just to add to their friend list because that only costs $100(i think...anyway it's allot cheaper)I happen to value friendship & would do most anything for my friends(i have made some awesome friends on here!)So if you want to be friends for only that reason...FORGET IT!! I know this is a site only for fun,but i am irritated & just need a moment to vent...that you for listening & have a great week!! Why must people hate? Isn't there enough hate in the world already? Are people rude & ignorant because they can be? Because it's only the internet?? Today my main photo was marked NSFW.I have been here 10 months & had countless pictures marked...i have let it go,but today i have had enough!! I am marking all my pictures privet...yet upset i am forced to do that.I have seen soooo many pictures that were & are without a doubt NSFW

Oh,the Things I Think
well... nothing new that I am here talking to myself again. I am on a hate fest today I think. I am sick of my job. I hate it. I am a slave & get paid shit to do it. all I want to do is try to support my family & pay my fucking bills... whats so wrong with that??? I don't see why I always take all the shit from everyone.... OH I KNOW... ITS CAUSE I AM SOOOO FUCKING NICE!!!! well ya know what.. fuck them & fuck nice! it only gets me stepped on. I am so sick of getting the blame for shit I didn't do... (and I dn't tell cause I'm NOT A SNITCH) but where the hell does it get me? in better with a fucker who lets someone else take the fll? fuck that! so whats right? I beat myself up over all of it & I don't know why cause they don't give me a second thought.... so why should I care? I wish I was selfish sometimes. nice gets you nothing but shit on! oh well...ranting doesn't help either I guess... but it sure makes me feel better to say fuck alot!!! smiles!

Shoutbox Stuff
->jokerfly: thanks jokerfly: fuck you ...you are a jew bastard and he deleted every comment i left on his mumm RocketDesc...: cool ->RocketDesc...: high five RocketDesc...: ? ->RocketDesc...: ^5 RocketDesc...: PATS RULE! need i say more Cooter: oh look your pc isnt working right wonder why? haahahahah see you soon little boy say your prayers Cooter: spread it to your fag friends mother fucker Cooter: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=261725 ->Cooter: come to my fucking doorstep. you have no idea what you'll be walking into you pussy Cooter: come with dont talk shit you fucking little nigger go on your way little boy have daddy touch your bottom as you like OWNED FAGGALO Cooter: owned bitch now fuck off before i come to your door step and things wont go like you think they will go ->Cooter: you fucking wish buddy. i would fucking dismantle your bitch ass you cock mongering loser. why don't you go back to looking up your kiddie porn and trying to get me with shitty insults

Rantings Cuz I Can!
Beware of language that is in this blog... and of misspellings that I could care less about! This is not to anyone on here at all *well but one person*....it is to a friend of ours that Used us and is a ....well you will see. You wanna fuck with me? You wanna fuck with what is mine and treat me like shit? You wanna lie, decete and be an ugly no good SOB...be my fucking guest, but don't ever ask me for a damn thing! Don't even come at me thinking that you will EVER in a million fucking years have a shoulder to cry on here! Don't ask my family or friends for shit EVER NEVER again! You think you are God's gift to people? Where do you get off? Who do you think you are? GET THIS YOU NO GOOD SOB....you are less than nothing to anyone in my life, on my friends list or in my family's life. You can take you playing games, lying, stealing asses some where else cuz I fucking don't need the drama or shit in my life and I KNOW that there are several people out there that feel the

Leaving For The Air Force
I'm in the Air Force Reserves. I'm going to Tech School in Lackland AFB, San Antonio,TX. For those of you not familiar with the Air Force, that is where they hold Basic Training. I've already done my time in Lackland and i'm not ready to go back. I start school September 13, 2007 and finish October 26. I don't know when i'm coming back or if everything will be alright at home with my wife and possible kid on the way. I'm just worried like crazy. I don't want to run into any of my MTI's or anything like that, or lose my wife or anything. New things are scarey to me. I would appreciate anyone who reads this to wish me luck or pray for me if you believe in God. Just drop me a line or comment or message if you would like to i would really appreciate the support. Thanks for listening and please respond.

I Cant Mum?!
I DID A MUM ABOUT THE LINK FOR MY CONTEST AND THEY DELETED IT AND BANNED ME FROM MUMMING! Y DIDNT THEY WARN ME 1ST! I DIDNT RELIZE ME BING IN A CONTEST WAS OFFENSIVE. I THINK THEY SHOULD GIVE US ATLEAST A WARNING B4 BANNING, DONT U? LET ME NO! BY THE WAY HERES THE LINK....http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=3326508569 BOMBS AWAYS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Wanna Win The Princess Contest!!
Yayyyy! Its time for the sexiest pic contest and I am entered!!!!!! Okay so click on the pic and rate and comment! It all counts and I want to win guys so help me out!!! I am #8 so at least in the top 10 but I want to be #1 so please click on the picture and vote for me!!!!!!! Heres the current standings for my contest as of 10AM Good work you guys If your down near the end work harder, bomb yourself, call your friends. Nobody wants to be in last Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 2260 2 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 1619 3 lil devil 1392 4 Jenn 815 5 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 718 6 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 701 7 Raema aka .:TITS:. 675 8* Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 528 9 Liquid Fantasy 485 10 Cute Lil Jellybean 402 11 Lisa Smith 279 12 ac1d_eyez 262 13 Misty 209 14 Big Poppa 122 15 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 95 16 FallinAngel 90 17 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 22 18 Passion Eyes 10 19 Blue eyed angel 6 20 Klittle 5 21 I hear you're still

Wammie's World
One of Fubar's Coolest and hottest guys Ben DoveЯ®™ is in a contest to win a Happy Hour! If my friends could go and leave a few comments and a rate any love will be appreciated thank you so much click the picture below! Don't Press Your Luck Wammie

Great Idea
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they di

Plz Read !!!
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they

Just My Blog
Things are going ok for me here. I have been adjusting to the single life fairly well. Nice to be able to do what you want when you want. But there are times that is still sucks. Kinda need a friend I guess. My bud Mike has been a big help just being someone to talk too, but would be nice to just meet a few more people. But one thing at time. Got my life under control. Now time to just keep moving forward. Take care everyone! And keep smiling! Just wanted to say hello out there! Just set up and looking around. So far, so good!

Why
amen. dont read if your're immature...seriously Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Read
Please read Body: If you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing, or you can just forget having friends. Hi, my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wo

Angels All Around Us
> >FW: psalm 55:22 > > Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. > > "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." > > This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: > > > > I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck >in traffic > >on Colorado > >Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I >barely managed > >to coast, > >cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be >blocking traffic > >and > >would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It >wouldn't even > >turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking >out of the > >"quickie > >mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and >fell into a > >Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay > > > > When I got there, it looked more like she had been over

Because We Care!!!!!!
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16 .How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I WISH you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, t

What Happened?
Operation Paperclip Casefile http://greyfalcon.us/restored/Operation%20Paperclip%20Casefile.htm Home Page After WWII ended in 1945, victorious Russian and American intelligence teams began a treasure hunt throughout occupied Germany for military and scientific booty. They were looking for things like new rocket and aircraft designs, medicines, and electronics. But they were also hunting down the most precious "spoils" of all: the scientists whose work had nearly won the war for Germany. The engineers and intelligence officers of the Nazi War Machine. The U.S. Military rounded up Nazi scientists and brought them to America. It had originally intended merely to debrief them and send them back to Germany. But when it realized the extent of the scientists knowledge and expertise, the War Department decided it would be a waste to send the scientists home. Following the discovery of flying discs (foo fighters), particle/laser beam weaponry in German military base

Jokes
THE PURINA DIET! FUNNY Body: I have a Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'

I'd Fuck You!
there is at least one person on your friends list who wants to Fuck the Hell out of You, so lets play the Fuck or Pass game. the rules are simple, if you want to fuck the person who sent you this, send them a message saying "yeah, i'd fuck you!" dont be scared!!! lol this shits funny! you have to repost this!!! repost this as Fuck or Pass... dont be lame and not repost!

Read My Thoughts From Beautifully Broken
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts Okay I have a question.Do men really think that some of the things you say are tasteful,even if they are do you really think it is nice or proper to say shit in the first two things you say to someone.Damn get to know me and stop assuming I would like to hear it.It is a major turn off,at least woo me a little bit.So if I stop talking to you out of the blue with no response this is why!!! If I turn you on then great but to continue on with do you wear thongs or would you like to fuck will get you no where.I would never do that to you so why makes it okay for you to do me in this manner.I know my page is a little racey but still it is not an excuse to treat me like some fucking whore!!! You have just met someone online. He/She says all the right things, and this might actually be a dream come true. Your internet date is the soul mate you’ve searched your entire life for. Or are they? Here are a few indications about your online date to help yo

Widowmaker's Web
Come check out my new pics, i finally posted my salute pics,see any of my pics that u like feel free to Rip them!Rate them first! I'm looking for bar tenders security etc.for my lounge,Widowmaker's Web,it is a place where u can kick back,have a few and talk about wrestling,harleys,music,whatever u want to,and remember,what happens at the Web,stays at the Web! If Interested,send me a shout or a pm!then friend me!I have a new pardner in crime so to speak,thanks Kell!your adorable and half owner of the Web!

Time To....
Well, bittersweet, yes, life is and has been...a long tough summer for me..as most know, i buried both my Daddy and my Mom, 6 weeks apart...in order to care for them both and through the three months of illness, death, celebration of life and another death, i had to sell my motorcycle to continue flying back and forth to California; it was the most worthy of causes and i am grateful i had it to give...i am beginning, just beginning the "healing" process...hard to explain, but...it's time for me to stand up, put my big girl panties on and step forward..i've been raising my kids for seven years now, alone..hell, i haven't had a date in i don't know when, let alone an ole' man..i counted, knew my folks were there, i was not alone..i remind myself that i am not alone now, i have my beautiful girls, i have the memories off Daddy and Mom..i used to turn this damn computer on and leave it on, and so many of you reached out to me to help me through this process, and that has and does mean so m

New Here!
How many of you remember the movie “Patch Adams?” I recently watched the movie again with someone that has it on DVD. I did not know however, it was based on a true story! This man Dr. Patch Adams was a remarkable person. After a troubled childhood and young adulthood, He checked himself into a mental ward and it was there that he had his life altering experience. He found his true life calling, helping others. Unconventional medicine is still to this day how he is explained. He believed every doctor should be a heart specialist, a merry heart specialist that is. He believed that a happy or joyous heart could be the best medicine for curing the sick. Patch created the Gesundheidt Institute where doctors worked for nothing or next to nothing and patients never received a bill. The whole thing funded by donations from supporters from around the world. The web site for this miraculous organization is www.patchadams.org I am writing this today because on this Easter Sunday, one

Kings_daughter69
Central to the LORD's plan is Israel and the Jewish people. Romans 11:11 explains that the Gentile believer has been chosen by God to bring the witness of the LORD to the Jewish people. As this message of Yeshua is brought back to, and received by, the Jewish people, they will say, "Baruch Haba B'Shem Adonai" - "Blessed is He who comes in the Name of the LORD!" … and in so doing, usher in Yeshua's return (Matthew 23:39). Discoveringthejewishjesus.com. God offers all of us the choice between a fruitful, prosperous life, or one that leaves behind little or nothing of lasting value...God's word protects us from evil and its consequences when we fallow it, and it teaches us to rely constantly on God to sustain us at all times....Blessed and fruitful life, Psalm 1:1-6. Law of the Lord, Psalm 19:1-14, Trust in the Lord Psalm 37:1-40. "My child, I am with you, even when you feel there is no one else to turn to, I am there. I will give you wisdom to know the truth. Look to me when the

To My Surprise
To my surprise I was caught up in your eyes, though we just had met we had a night I will never forget. Full of smiles Full of laughter Full of excitement and full of adventure. Your looks are not how I measure your possibility of tranquility standing beside me. Even if it does not become to be you will remain a close friend to me. Now ponder for a monet if you will a night of dancing showing off our skillls, others wonder as we ourselves think of the possibility is this for real?.....There are many who are looking and some that may be surprised. But you attention is soley on me looking deeply into my eyes. Being hypnotized, mesmorized and even fantasize about the moment our lips touch for the first time. Our hearts Beat fast our palms start to sweat but we back away quickly saying no no not yet. Lets remember this moment and freeze it in time, just to say the will be an oppertunity you will become mine. I will cherish the moment I felt the need for you to fall under my sp

Hi
Hello:) I just wanted to say hi to everyone :) I come on here every once and a while but I spend most my time here http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=11769 Blogging and making new friends...Hit me up sometime if you want to :)

Nice To Meet You!
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy.I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum risin and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild.I lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest there s

The Love Of My Life
As some of you know and some may not I am slowly deleting my account on here!! I am concentrating on my relationship nwith my soon to be wife ! Life has had some ups and downs for awhile on here and I have said before that I was deleting my account and never did this time it is for real I will be slowly removing all from my friends list!!! I have enjoyed my time spent on here and have met some great people and some of you I will not lose touch with ! But to make things go smoothly and to not have anything in the background to cause any type of problem I am slowly gonna disappear from here!!!! My life is to be spent more with the woman I am with then on a computer playing on some site! So with that said please enjoy yourselves and hopfully yall find everything you are looking for and more !!! Luv Yall ........ Kelly AKA Sweetdaddy_K

Poems
People are lonely- Because they build walls- Instead of bridges- People are caring- People are sharing- People are friendly- To one and to all- So no one can see their frayed edges- People hide their pain- By acting sane- When they feel insane- People are blind- When they're weakening- Until they find Serenity. WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT Everynight I miss you more- I long to feel you hold me tight- As I dream of the morning light. Soon we will be together again- That's when it will all begin. I take your smile everywhere I go- Because it makes me glow. When the time is right- You will hold me tight- All through the night- Until then... Everyday and Everynight- I will miss you more. Everytime you tease me- I feel you really want me. That makes me feel secure- I Love You- I know that for sure- When the time is right- You will hold me tight- And shower me with tender kisses- All through the night. Until then... I will miss you and love you more and m

Wearing Red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with! me right now. He was killed in Iraq; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do.

Gas Station Crap
Stupid Things People Do.... Ok so everyone knows i work at Speedway... Well i decided to list a few things ive encounterd over the nearly 5 months of being there... So here they are in no specific order.... Why is it that you can take a shit in a bathroom and then decide to write on the walls with your own fecies? If you cant operate a gas pump... you maybe shouldnt own a vehicle.... If you have no money on you, why must you get almost everything in the store, put it on the counter, then realize you have no money, and leave the shit for me to put back.... DO NOT get mad at me about the gas prices.... I have no control over them, i pay the same damn expensive price as you do!! When you come to the counter to check out, GET OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE, or atleast ask them to hold. I cant read minds, i dont know what you want. and pointing to something doesnt work either. Besides its extremely rude. Dont squeal your tires in the parking lot, your not cool, your an

Its My Fuckin Bday Bitches
OK .. so im 22 today .. and i thought after having this thing for a few months now id give it a shot with the blogs... its not like anyone is gonna read it .. but whatever how are you doing today ??? im just fucking peachy.... so far its 1:21pm on my 22nd day of birth and so far all i have gotten is countless text messages and voicemails and random shit online... so yea the only salvation that i hope to have is me lugging my shit up to my friend nikkis house.. which she lives on a fucking hilltop ... not to mention i have a very bad knee with no one to drive me up the hill ... and im not bitching.. but this hill goes up like a 60 % slant and its long as hell plus it has steps that go on forever that come off from the street... i'll take pics for ya'll to see anyways... so far im off to get drunk and stoned off my ass while watching the boondock saints and shaun of the dead wish me luck and leave me so good bday luvins .. i need it peace much mother fuckin wic

So True For Today!!
Though you may be feeling emotionally stable and secure despite the big events going on around you, now is not the time to make decisions. Leave them to others -- or, better yet, postpone them for a few days. This fits so well for today!!!

***** Help Wanted *****
***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** WANTED BY POPULAR DEMAND....THE NOTORIOUS FUBERLORD/BARTENDER... ~!~Shawty Got Class... Oh Behave~!~ Underground Bartender! PLZ...PLZ...PLZ... CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND... ~ COMMENT 10 OR 11 'ONLY' (NOTHING LESS) ~ BOMB MY ASS OFF [ fubar.com photo: 3529330302 ] P.S. COMMENT BOMBS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED *WINKS* ~!~Shawty Got Class... Oh Behave~!~ Underground Bartender!

New Grandson
Welcoming my new Grandson Tanner Gerald Thomas Born Aug 16/2007 4:48 pm 7lbs 22 inches long Grandpa and Tanner Grandma and Tanner Great Grandma and Tanner Tanner Gerald Thomas Named after Grandpa Grandpad ready to finaly fall asleep after racing to hospital twice daily for the past week then again up all night with Mom More pics wil;l be uploaded a

Outta The Mouth Of A Child....
A boy is burnt on the foot while he and his sister and mother are making fudge cake. She sets the oven for less time then needed so it wouldnt burn the cake. The kids go into the playroom and later mom checks the oven timer and she had time to use restroom so she did as kids were playing in playroom. When they heard door close they got curious and checked on the cake and it spills on the boys foot burning him.... He screams and runs to other shower to put cold water on burn while mom comes out and runs for him. She decides cold water in pot and soak foot as dr once told her was good for burns. After she brings him to hospital and dr there blesses him for knowing to soak in cold water during critical time. he asked the boy if he learned anything tonight. The boy says yes.. never mess with oven and help mommy. A week later at follow up appointment a nurse asked him leson learned and he told her,dr and mom.... Yes, I learned you should never forget eggs and you won't get burnt.

Play A Game With Me
Ok the new group I just joined is auctioning me off lol....if you wanna buy me go to think link for the info and bidding.....you only have 3 hours so get while the gettin is good lol http://fubar.com/blog/164906

What Is Spin Up To???
Hey everyone! Just thought I would let you all know what the hell is going on and why I haven't been around much. I started a new job last week. I'm maintenance manager for a pretty big apt complex and seems that I am replacing 2 people that left. Well this new job is keeping me busy. I not only have to fix their mistakes, but also have to keep up with the work load that comes with the position. I just don't want anyone to think that I am blowing you off, I just don't have that much free time right now. As soon as I get settled in and hire an assistant to help me out I will have more time for all my Fubar friends. I hope everything is going good for you all. I miss you guys (and gals!!!) So please don't forget me as I won't forget you. Love ya. Timmy aka Spin

Fyi
So my computer is running really slow and I don't know what the hell is wrong with it but I wanted to let everyone know before I log off that neither myself or Ryan (FubarFred) will probably be on for the rest of the evening. I'm going to defrag and run some anti-virus crap and all that fun stuff! If we get it running smoother you might see us on again this evening! Misty So whats a girl got to do to see some boobs?!?!? They don't even have to be your own....I just want to see some:) Leave me comments! Anything! LMAO! I'm waiting............ So I've been not feeling all that well the last couple of days and I'm sitting here trying to do this and feel like I'm trying to break a fever or something......I'm sweating like crazy and getting hot and cold.......I'll be on as much as I can but I think I'm going to go lay down for a little while and see if it helps....I wish I could be doing as much as normal on here right now but I really feel like ass! Sorry guys! I'll be on as much as I

Daddy It Hurt's
this is a true story and if you dont pass this on you dont have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping

Depressed Christopher
Okay, I am beginning to feel better about myself. But if it's not me that's the problem. If I'm not some kind of hideous pig nosed freak like I use to believe then why can't I find love? Can someone answer me that? Why can't I find a woman? I have racked my brain searching for the answer. I am clean, I'm not an asshole, I'm charming. I do get nervous and stutter, could that be it? No, that can't be it. All the women here can't stand me either and I never stutter when I write. So, what's wrong with me? Help me? Some say I'm too needy, but a man dying of thirst may be too needy for the glass of water that could save his life doesn't mean he still doesn't need the water. I tried being cool, I tried be desperate, I tried be suave but nothing works. So what's wrong with me? Is it... 1) My face (am I ugly) 2) Too desperate 3) Too fate 4) Something else. Please, I've never had a girlfriend, steady or otherwise. I feel that I'm missing something. All my life love has bro

A Little Story
My thought for today This morning I woke up to a VM from my mom apologizing for forgetting my bday AND that my "dad's" funeral was on my bday..... WTF? She didn't even tell me he DIED! I guess she said she sent it in a text, but for one WHO SENDS NEWS OF A DEATH OVER TEXT!! She should've call me...... :( Anyways, so his funeral was yesterday and I missed it.... I could've been there too. I don't know what worse, the fact I didn't know or the fact that if I did know, I could've.... no... SHOULD'VE been there. I hadn't seen him in a while... you never know when people are going to go. Everbody always thinks about time as infinite. Then somebody dies. You rethink everything, and realize that it's not. But everybody knows that thought doesn't last forever... after a few weeks or months you go back into the same thought of infinite time........ He wasn't ready yet. I know people think he is in a better place, but he wasn't an unhappy person. Not around me at least. He was alwa

Child Abuse
While Kelsey's father was in Iraq fighting for our country Kelsey Briggs was here fighting for her life. She lost that battle. The mother of Kelsey Briggs sobbed, "I don't understand. Help me," in court after jurors found her guilty of allowing the girl to be abused. Jurors chose a punishment of 27 years in prison for Raye Dawn Smith. She lowered her head into her hands and wept as the trial judge, read the verdict — guilty of enabling child abuse. Jurors deliberated about two hours and 35 minutes, asking the judge at one point in a note if they had to be unanimous on punishment. The judge replied yes. Smith, 27, was handcuffed behind her back after the verdict was read at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday and was led away by sheriff's deputies. She told her attorney, "I don't understand. I love my baby." System called into question Kelsey, 2, died Oct. 11, 2005, at her home near Meeker after months of suffering broken bones, bruises and other injuries. (On October 11th, 2005 at 1:30 p.m., an Ok

Current Thoughts
I got called an angel today so yeah I am feeling a little high and mighty. But I am also just tired. For every one thing that goes right a million other things go wrong. I have such thin skin. I feel maybe more than others... I definitely care more. I take what someone says literally and seriously. I don't mind a two-way street. In fact I prefer it but why does it always seem like my side of the street is paved with potholes and garbage? Right now someone's thoughtless words have me feeling like everything is going away from me. What an awesome power that person has. To make me feel like shit and not even care about it... kudos to you. But that is just one person! So why am I hung up on it? Because even though I have some annoying qualities, I still cannot deal with the annoying qualities of others. I see the good. I appreciate the good. But just a spoonful or in this case a fucking gallon of badness can swallow the good and make it... nothing at all. Just because the w

Contest Over!!!
Wanted to thank everyone that helped me out in the contest.. :) Very much appreciated... But our 12 Zombie squad team is out of comments and these dam Happy Hours bogg down alot of our Browsers .. Especially mine....:O:( ... Everyone else is at 20,000 comments or more except 4 that includes me.. and they are all at 16-18,000 where we are at 13,778..... And we are all out.. And I had 2 MRI'S today, and another spinal tap... At the emergency center.. So I cant sit long at all .. But it was a fun contest.... And I was shooting for 20,000 to renew my VIP... But our bombing squad is all bogged down by all these happy hours.. Plus out of comments.. 12 girl/guy zombie bomb team we did good... :) But Its over for me... But it was lots of fun.. Hey Ya win some ya lose some... lol.. :) THanks again to everyone for all the support and help!!! But I am really sore from my tests this morning ... And these happy hours are gettin annoyin...lol.. Bogging down alot of our browsers.. UGH!!! I love

Help
what do u do if u hit the wrong button on ur messages i was trying to just delete messages and accidently hit block sender please help i need to get it unblocked as soon as possible HEY FUBAR I WAS JUST WONDERING IF WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A HAPPY HOUR TODAY, I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON IT BUT U KNOW HOW IT GOES WHEN U DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR ONE!!!! LOL to all my family friends and fans who helped me level up i thank you and love you allGet More at COMMENTYOU.com

Alcohol, Published 2005
You made me lose my loved ones, I thought your lies were true. You made me lose my dignity, and now I'm stuck with you. My true friends tried to warn me, they said I'd lose my mind, that someday soon my only friend would be a glass of wine. You filled my mouth with poison, turned my heart to ice. You rotted me inside and out, My weakness I despise. I never thought you'd conquer me, thought I was stronger than thee. You made me lose my loved ones, my true friends, and pride, now in limbo, dark and lonely, My cowardice I must Hide....

What About You?
so how many of you honestly tell someone what they like to do sexually because a lot of people think about what they want to try but how many of you out there have done it or just tell your partner or partners what you like and like to do so if you do that then let me know yours and repost this with a picture or image of what you like.....this is a little something that I enjoy doing but most women find it nasty or degrading which it's not it's more of a turn on then anything else so lets find out whats yours. I LIKE being forceful big tits face fucking i love when they gag i love the taste of pussy on my tongue i LOVE anal its the best i have a big thing for pregos i love the feeling of my hand on her ass i LOVE slaves and submissives i have a thing for watching girls pee i love tieing up sluts and slaves i love being in control i love incest roleplay i get turned on so much watching girls masturbate i love play

Thanks To Everyone
I just wanted to thank everyone for the ratings... I will try to get to everyone as soon as my computer is back online, I am waiting for a new modem from my ISP and should be back online for longer periods on Wednesday.... right now i am using my daughters computer and its tough sharing a computer with another internet addict! Luv ya all.....

Heaven Leigh
A little over a month ago our baby- Heaven Leigh passed away. We miss her and love her very much. To anyone that knew her she was the life and light that lit up any room she was in. Although she lived a short life I have to say, Please do all you can for pets. They are part of your family and life just as a real child. This blog is for the memory of our beloved dog Heaven Leigh. May she rest in peace and know she is very much missed by everyone. We love you Heaven!

Could It Be
Could it be that we weren't meant to be That you have a soul mate and it's just not me Could it be be that we met and the wrong time wrong place That it was too early and we both needed space Could it be that neither of us were ready My heart was in it but you would have to behead me You kiss was deadly plus I could learn a lot from you Could it be the rebound just went to far off the rim and it wasn't me it was him who caught you It could probably something I never thought of I lied didn't tell you the whole truth at the same time cupid was bussing of the roof Hit you he caught your eye When it hit me wasn't no surprise Could it be that I guided you to his arms Could it be him that will be loving all life long And my place will be your friend then I will settle for that Could it be a dream turned nightmare actual fact twisted twilight zone Whatever it is it could be or should be it won't Could it be I don't cross your mind you know that I don't

You Came Inside My Apartment (nsfw)~~
You came inside my apartment… lit only by the candles around the room… your smile said you were happy to be here and I slid my arms around your neck and kissed you hello. You slipped out of your jacket and let it fall on the easy chair…kicked out of your shoes. I offered you a beer and you followed me into the kitchen. Moving my hair, you kissed my neck as I pulled two bottles from the frig and handed them to you. I closed my eyes and moaned slightly…only encouraging your attentions. I turned my face and kissed you again… nudging you out of the room back to the warm comfort of the living room, and sat beside you on the couch. You opened a beer and handed it to me, then cracked yours and toasted to us, taking a long drink as did I. We sat and talked and you told me about your day… you always make me laugh…no matter what. You’re so easy to be with, comfortable. After a while we decide on a movie and I put in the DVD and sit close to you…your arm holding me cl

I'm That Guy!
Well my friends, it's been a weird August and really a weird summer. It was hot then it was cool, then it got real hot again. Then I moved out of my house! I left my wife of six years because I felt trapped. Justified, perhaps, but having been out of the house for 2 weeks, i'm just not sure what I was doing leaving and at the same time, i'm just not sure i want to go back home either. Yes I wanted some freedom, and i'm enjoying that but I do miss some things that came with being with someone. Anyway, right now i'm wrestling with some of my own personal demons that I think are keeping me from enjoying being with my wife. And to be honest, if I go through counseling to deal with this and it doesn't work, at least I can say I tried. So bear with me my friends, the next few weeks are not going to be the easiest to go through on mty end. So if i'm not on much from this point forward, at least you'll know why. Love, Peace and best wishes to all of you, Chuck

Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace ra

Today
Hello everyone, sorry i've been afk alot lately. Had alot of shit going on. Well anyway's... It's not going to stop till I move...lol.. But during the day when I have time I will def. be bombing like mad crazy.. Love you all, laterz. -Pyroinc I got this as an email from Casper, but had to repost...lol..wtf.. 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wo

Vacation..
Ok so I have not been on here in month's but now I'm back. I was moving, working, same shit different days. So I'm sorry to my friends that I'm close to and haven't spoke to in awhile, but I really did have alot to do, before I could play online. Hit me up sometime to say hi, or whatever. Julienia Ok well I had a great time in AZ with my dad and my daughter, it was something different seeing my baby and then leaving her there, but she has a great life there with her dad and he is doing a great job of raising her i think. Anyway now that my break from the world is over I guess it's time to back into the swing of things which is'nt easy so far.. I have really missed everyone and cant wait to get back in touch with you, so if you see me on then say hi, and I will love to chat it up with you. love ya all! Julienia ok two days left on my VIP so if anyone wants pics rated let me know, anyway thanks for being friends with me. I love talking to some, most or all of you, from time to t

Why I'm A Bitch Lol
For all of you that may think I'm a bitch cause I ignore you or I tell you I don't want to talk. This is why I do it. I have a bf...which is why this asshole got pissed off. Sorry why would I want someone in Mississippi that I've never met when I have someone real here? Kyle Ford: FUCK YOU! sweetnessinevil: you'll never get that chance Kyle Ford: BITCH! sweetnessinevil: thanks I love that compliment Kyle Ford: WHORE! sweetnessinevil: nope not a whore or I'd be dating you too Kyle Ford: WELL TO ME U R sweetnessinevil: that's only cause you're pissed you can't have me sweetnessinevil: lol just like the rest of em Kyle Ford: UR GODAMN RITE IM PISSED OFF! sweetnessinevil: NOT MY FAULT Kyle Ford: I DIDNT SAY IT WAS sweetnessinevil: then stop disrespecting me sweetnessinevil: I have nothing to do with what goes on in your head Kyle Ford: I CANT DEAL WIT THIS N U RITE NOW I'm sorry I let you control my world I'm sorry I try to give you the world I'm sorry I get u

Friendship
A Life??? by dreamerz she sits in front of the screen waiting....... In hopes he will appear waiting........ Lustful........ At last he is here He signals he is alone Sigh!!! Oops!! he is gone 'She' must be near Switch of names..like a sex change Now they can talk (generically) Lustful...hoping she leaves Using names on others accounts..can't have it on the print out!!! Maybe a life is what i need Find a man who is free At Random by Cheeky It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they'

Info...
Hey there. So some ppl on here I've known for ages. Some are personal friends. Some are old classmates from school. Some are new ppl I've met on here back when it was still LostCherry. Some are ppl that I've met in person and became good friends with. A couple have even been lovers. Here is a quick)but probably long) background about me..... I'm about to turn 30...OMG! Yes I said 30 years old! Sept 4th is dooms day so make sure you bring out the black clothing and violins that day. I just signed papers to end my 10 year marriage. There were a lot of factors that went into the end of my marriage. It makes me extremely sad to think that we were not able to work things out and to correct things that could of been fixed but we were on different pages at different times. We have two little girls and if nothing else that was by far the best thing that came of this marriage. My ex and I still remain friends. We have a pretty decent relationship all things considered. And peace is

Poems
ADDICTED TO CHAT by Razel Kristine V. Arias i got addicted to MIRC until the right time came for us to see we chat until late at night from ASL's to goodnight funny is the adjective right for you 'coz even through machine i laugh at you we're totally strangers to each other we did not mind or get bothered either what I can feel now is that I liked you but I don't expect you to like me too knowing you is the first best thing to do 'coz it's important to know the real "You" MIRC is such a place to be for all the chatters who would like to see to know the real meaning of you and me come on let's meet and enjor our EB Forbidden by Todd Fulton Forbidden pleasures Who makes the rules Unfound treasures And beautiful jewels Can that line be crossed What could we truly be And at what cost Do you see what I see I know there is more there Waiting to be found Can you feel how much I care I feel like I'm being drowned If you knew the amount of desire Th

Potentially And Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of cour

Bored At Work
so like it's 930pm right now, i'm at work, and for some reason this is like one of the few sites that is NOT blocked (however, i dont see pics just the little boxes with "x"), i can't even check my yahoo mail here... seriously it sucks butt so i figured i would write my very first blog..... i've been going thru a rough time here in the last two weeks, i've not wanted to be around my friends at all.. i dont want to talk to them on the phone, i dont really want to be alone with them or anything... i'm like blah... and i'm sure i'm hard to get along with right now. and i honestly think it has more to do with the fact i work 7 days a week and what little free time i have i dont want to do anything but what i consider "fun" aka playing pool, or poker (it's what i do ya know) and it's like i get crap from everyone if i dont do what they wanna do all the time, hello i'm an adult i want to do as i wanna do. and you have that right as well... so you do your thing and i'll do mine, and maybe som

Experience, Strength And Hope
The trials and errors Far too often, most all of my days My life it seems has been a constant maze. I’m not always certain where, I’m to go. I don’t want to turn back, this I know. Life isn’t about the final destination but the journey. The trials and errors are what make me. Given a choice in life, we’d make one without pain. Still, it’s hard to accept mistakes as personal gain. The book of life should have a manual for us to read. To tell us of curves ahead and to take heed. But, it’s up to us to make decisions of wrong and right. We have to learn when, to let go and when, to hold tight. Just as a mother bird pushes her young from the nest. We learn quickly that, life is a test. Each day, we’re given a chance to start again. It only matters what, you do that day, and not where you’ve been. But, if you’re wise, you’ll pass each test you take. Unless, you’ve learn

Hobbyist Corner
There's a first time for everything, and sometimes, all that matters is just doing that task that you were trying to finish. I've had many days where the motivation was not there, but the "need" to finish a gaol was. Now, It's the opposite. I've got these goals, but the motivation and the sheer volume of some of the work that lies ahead just makes it tough to stick it out. I'm definitely going to finish what I start - there's no getting around it! I know what I must do: concentrate on one goal at a time until I complete each task. Once I get past the first goal, I can continue until I've completed each step,until the rest of the work is completed. For techies: I wonder if the Non PowerPC based Macs have the same motherboard backplane connector? If so, I can take the 630CD board out and fit in the remaining PPC board and have a better machine at the same time! That Mac has a dead power supply, and there's only two of the older machines to "scrap" for

The Only One I Can Truely Please... Is Myself
I am soooo effing tired of people... people in general...No matter what no one is ever happy... WHY!?...Yes everyone has problems... but you as a person are the one who makes your choices in life... you either choose the right way or the wrong way... either way its your choice ... and whatever may come there after, you need to ready and willing to deal with it...Everything in life is either black or white... there are no gray areas... You can not be in between so why even pretend?! Fake people PISS ME OFF! I'm tired of people pretending to be something they aren't...And I'm sick of this fake glamoured up life that everyone is trying to live... It's overrated and life isn't supposed to be perfect but some people jus can't seem to comprehend that!! Broken Heart There's a hole in your heart you can not fill, There's a pain throughout your body you can not heal. Your mind, it runs, in a million different ways, Scattered, torn thoughts, throughout your brain. In this world you

Hooters
Guys.....Tonight was the best part of a fathers life. As our day started, we did our running around returning a wireless gateway for my computer that got fired in last night storm. We were trying to get home so we could cook something since we are going to have a bowling party for my son tomorrow. Well, as we went from store to store, we just decided to eat out. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hooters the Restraunt. Well, we got there and we picked out our table and my Fiance noticed that my son was looking harder than normal at the waitresses. We asked him what he was doing and he said just looking. I asked him why he was looking so hard and he told me, which made me almost cry, "The girls are HOT!!!!" Fella's, that brought a tear to my eyes. Then I went on to give him the lesson of how to look at girls and not have them notice it and how to point, but not really point. Man, this little boy is so funny. What a chip off of the ole block.

All Of South Carolina
THAT'S RIGHT MY FAVORITE BAND ASHES OF EDEN IS IN CONCERT AGAIN AND I WANT EVERYONE WHO CAN COME SHOW UP AND GIVE THEM SOME SUPPORT. THEY KICKED ASS LAST CONCERT AND THEY ARE GONNA KICK ASS AGAIN AND I WANT EVERYONE WHO CAN TO COME SHOW SOME SUPPORT AND HANG OUT WITH THE COOL GUYS AND GURLS OF COURSE.

Announcements
What the fuck is the point of having friends if you don't respond when someone sends you a shout just to say hello? I guess I have a list of selfish assholes and stuck up bitches.. I've been back for about a month now and I've noticed that there's not much luv out there anymore.. Got quite a few people on my "friends" list and there have been very very few of those friends that have sent me a simple message just to say welcome back.. Just goes to show that too many people out there are all about points, instead of making real friends.. So I will be going through my friends list and deleting many people.. Those of you that do respond will remain on my list and I will stay in touch with you all... For all of you point whores, take your add requests and stick them up your asses.. Okay everyone.... Daddy's home... Sorry it took so long for me to come back, but things got very complicated for a while... It's funny how when you try to get things fixed, more things go wrong so you can't exact

Da Daddy Dogg Pound
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Funnies
Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-brother." So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, he said, "There's trouble still. You can't marry Will, my gal and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother." But mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"

Why So
well some of the people im close to on here know. that the last couple of years in my life have had its ups an downs. mainly fighting with my mom over alot of things. she seems to think i dont want nothing to do with her anymore because of money. no thats not correct she once had a responceability and never took care of it. that responceability was me she chose to do things her way and go her own way. i dont want nothing to do with her because of the way. she acts and has acted in the passed. not because shes 15,000$ behind in back child support. but because of reasons like her calling her brother my uncle. and telling him i have there fathers 30/30 rifle . that she gave me after there father passed away. then she wanted it back beacuse she had sold. the atv and welder to get beer money an was broke. and hounded me for the rifle back an i said no. cause all she whould do is sell it for beer money. she was living in a fuckin semi and was broke. she had a good job working

I Was Thinking About Joiningg One Of Thez
I Was Thinking About Joing Of Of The Fallowing: Suicide Girls Gods Girls Broken Dollz Burning Angels And There Are Other Ones But Cant Remember There Names Ill Post Later. But Yeah Witch One Sounds Good To U?..Because I Might Join Sometime When I Move Out Next Year So Yeah. ;) And If U Dont Know Who They Are Go To Uhm There Myspaces.

Me Poems
A teenage girl's first crush is . . . well, crushing. Her body isn't hers, nor is her mind. She finds herself shivering, shaking, blushing, Weak, tormented, sick, and going blind. And why? Because some guy might look her way, Then cast his eyes as quickly to the ground; Some special one, for reasons she can't say, Whose voice makes her feel faint when he's around. But now my crush on you has been returned, And so the two of us stand on some brink: It can't be love so young, and yet we've learned Love does its will, no matter what we think. Slowly, slowly now--we mustn't rush: Let's enjoy this first sweet teenage crush.

Promoted 2 Fubar Bartender! Whats Ur Fuel?
As u no i have promoted myself to fubar bartender! I have drink recipes and great shots in my stash, under dunno section! Jus wanted to share one great recipe with all of u I am sure u will luv it! The drink is in my bartenders book and it is really called "FUBAR" Fill a tall glass with ice. 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz tequilla Fill with hard cider!!!!!!!!! PRINCESSFUBAR81 "Fubar Bartender"

Horoscopes
OMG!!! I really need to listen to this horoscope. I have a decision to make that will affect someone else's life. I am so stressed out about making this decision because I don't know how things concerning this decision work. If I make the wrong decision, I will feel terrible and responsible for making someone else's life harder than it should be. For November 9,2007 There's too much at stake for you to make up your mind easily. It's a situation that calls for more information, but you may have a hard time tracking down the facts. Try to settle down and wait for clarity. God!! How much closer can these things get to what's happening in my life right now?!?!?!? September 17,2007 You're taking care of so much weird emotional business right now that you might be torn between one important person and another. Take a deep breath and try to figure out your priorities quickly! Here's another horoscope that's right on target for me. August 27,2007