The BuLLy's blog: "Mummer Stories"

I couldn't believe my BRAIN NINJA, PIXIE & CUBBY were to finally Wed. They had all the bridesmaids: JENUHPHUR, MARCIE, KAREN, NATALIE, TERI & SHERRY. The groomsmen were: MATT, VEGASTONY, MAJIK, MARKOS, SCHAD & BLUDGEON. They are going to Wed at ARKHAM chapel in IDAHO by REV KISMA JOHNSON at SUNSETLOVERA with a reception to follow at Club KAOS. Music is going to be by a DJ named SEAMUS BUFFALO & a band called NAKED ROCKERs. Of course they are going to FEED US HAMMIE, MACARONI & KIWI. For dessert we will have CUPPYCAKEs & SUGAR COOKIEs. Open bar is sponsored by the grooms dad MISTERFEET with WHISKEYROCK, TECATE, MS MOJITOS & RUMDUMB free for everyone. Rumor has it he got her a SILVER DIAMOND from IllUSIONs The guest list included FUBARS "A" list: MYSHEL, BLONDIE, EVILASH, ZENA, NAUGHTYGIRL HOLLIE, MS ANGELINA, MONICA THE GREAT, SHUGAR DADDY, CHEF JAY, JAMITO, SENILE COOT, STEPHYMARIE, LOUANN, J-ROXX, TOMMY, DARRICK, LOCUST, JAMES J, JOHN SMITH JR, MOO MOO, MEL, AUSSIE TEACHER & CHINA SUZY & several others. For sure a MUSS attend event & one HELLY of a nite. I heard No ONE is going to miss. So should I wear my BABYBLUE with my SKULLSNAKE boots or my SUMMER dress to impress attire ? PEACE & ALL THAT, THE BULLY

It was Saturday afternoon in QUITTA, GEORGIA PEACH. LIFESEZ in this town of MISFIT's & BROKEN SOUL's. Usually all the COWBOYHUSBAND's head down to BROKEN ANGEL's Saloon for a little WHISKEYROCK & TECATE. CASPER the bartender makes a mean RUMDUMB & MR PIBB. He's the only bartender I know who could make a drink & eat YSSUP at the same time. He and his gal MONICA THE GREAT do this well. Oh and the little WRANGLERMAMMA's are as NAUGHTY as a TENNESSEE TIGER. One little BLONDIE in particular gets my JUICE flowing, Her name is NAUGHTY GIRL HOLLIE. Looking into her BABYBLUE eyes makes me feel like SUPERMAN inside. She makes this COLDHEARTED ROUGH RIDER FIZZLE just looking at her SHAKE her SILLY AZZ. (now back to the story) This day was different though. See THE LAST GUNSLINGER came to town looking to steal out WHISKEY A GO GO & our SEXYMOMMA's. He was a ROUGHRIDER with a crew of six: "LOST" BILL, "WHOREMASTER" JOE, VANDAL, WILEY E, REBEL, & LONGHAIR RANDY. They were called the SPIKECOON's of IDAHO & created KAOS & HAVOC35 where ever they went. Just as they were about to RAPSNAP at CASPER's patrons our Sherriff SCHAD the BOUNTY HUNTER came in with his deputies MANNISH BOY & DARRICK to restore PEACE & ALL THAT. Things could have gotten as ugly as a BLUDGEONed DONKEYPIG. GOD BLESS TEXAS there wasnt any BLOOD spilled today. Should I rub MACARONI all over my PIEDADDY ? Remember: A VIRUS is the same as a FLU ! THE BULLY

Going to a dinner party at THE DARK QUEEN hotel where CHEF JAY will be hosting a grand opening ceremony for his restaurant call ILLUSION's this Wednesday and need a date. Here are my options: 1) This HOTROD of a BLONDIE named STEPHYMARIE who likes to give me STRAWBERRII KISSES 2) NAUGHTY GIRL HOLLIE who was once my MISTRESS (until she tried to BITE ME)and could KISMA JOHNSON like NO ONE else. 3) SWEET ANGEL SHERRY who is always wondering if I am CRAVEN MOREHEAD 4) This 1HOTMOMMA named MARCIE who tends to tickle my SPARKLYBALLS non-stop. 5) BLUDGEON's ex-girlfriend KIRA who handles my 2BALL & McBOING BOING with KIT gloves 6) That KINKYGIRL EVILASH who I think has MAJIK TA TA's & one HELLY of an azz that she can SHAKE 7) SEXYMOMA ZENA, whom I have already gotten LUCKY with when we did a MR69 8) DARLING NIKKI who has a SILLYAZZ that wont QUITTA and a YSSUP that screams MEOW 9) This SWEET ANGEL named T.E.R.I that I have been trying to DRILL all SUMMER long. (PER her request she just want to BE MY FRIEND) 10)MONICA THE GREAT who happens to be my MAILBROAD and likes to stop in for some NOOKIE from time to time during her route. She just loves my JUICE. I'm so LOST and confused by these choices that it is making me MENTAL & screwing with my PSHYCE. So This HOEHUNTER needs your help ! Which one should I pick ?

I can't wait for next Saturday. LILLY VON NOODLE & this IRISH CHICK KRISTEN VICTORIA are have a SUMMER Beach Party @ SUNSETLOVERA Beach. It should be FUN NAUGHTY. All the big names will be there. We're talking about MARKOS, BLUDGEON, "MANNISH BOY MATT", "HOE HUNTER JAMITO", STRUMMER, "LONGHAIR RANDY", BOUNTY HUNTER, "WHOREMASTER TOMMY", MAJIK, LOCUST, POTSEY, CHEF JAY & VEGASTONY. Even SCHAD & KISMA JOHNSON are coming down from IDAHO. And lets not forget the HOTCHICKs. KIRA, EVIL ASH, BOO, ANISSA, MS ANGELINA, MONICA THE GREAT, ROBIN, DARLING NIKKI, LOUANN, "SUGAR COOKIE SARA", MISFIT, HELLY, ANI, NATALIE, "FIESTY" MYSHEL,IVETTE, ELLE, KRISAFIX, ANGEL, PIXIE and ZENA. I sure am hoping that BOUNCY KITTY of a RUSSIAN FOXX named JENUHPHUR comes. I've been CRAVEN MOREHEAD since the last time I saw her. I plan on giving her a little RUMDUMB & TECATE before taking her behind the SCARABUS for some SOULKISS and NOOKIE ! " A couple of bands will be there as well like FLUFFY THE RHINO" singing BROKEN SOUL, BRAIN NINJA & I LOST my KRUSH. WHITEBYRD will play "ANTIDEPRESSANT", CAPTAIN COOTER & SUPERMAN. This SENILE COOT named BABY SATAN will host the wet t-shirt contest. We here ARKHAM, KRISAFIX, KRISSY, LAUREL, BLONDIEROX & J-ROXX will enter their TA TA's with MR PIBB, MISTERFEET & CUBBY as the judges. (LUCKY) It should be a nite of pure SEDUCTION & KAOS that will take STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH to get through but attending is a MUSS! Hope to see you there ! Should I attend this beach party ? THE BULLY