Going to a dinner party at THE DARK QUEEN hotel where CHEF JAY will be hosting a grand opening ceremony for his restaurant call ILLUSION's this Wednesday and need a date. Here are my options:
1) This HOTROD of a BLONDIE named STEPHYMARIE who likes to give me STRAWBERRII KISSES
2) NAUGHTY GIRL HOLLIE who was once my MISTRESS (until she tried to BITE ME)and could KISMA JOHNSON like NO ONE else.
3) SWEET ANGEL SHERRY who is always wondering if I am CRAVEN MOREHEAD
4) This 1HOTMOMMA named MARCIE who tends to tickle my SPARKLYBALLS non-stop.
5) BLUDGEON's ex-girlfriend KIRA who handles my 2BALL & McBOING BOING with KIT gloves
6) That KINKYGIRL EVILASH who I think has MAJIK TA TA's & one HELLY of an azz that she can SHAKE
7) SEXYMOMA ZENA, whom I have already gotten LUCKY with when we did a MR69
8) DARLING NIKKI who has a SILLYAZZ that wont QUITTA and a YSSUP that screams MEOW
9) This SWEET ANGEL named T.E.R.I that I have been trying to DRILL all SUMMER long. (PER her request she just want to BE MY FRIEND)
10)MONICA THE GREAT who happens to be my MAILBROAD and likes to stop in for some NOOKIE from time to time during her route. She just loves my JUICE.
I'm so LOST and confused by these choices that it is making me MENTAL & screwing with my PSHYCE. So This HOEHUNTER needs your help !
Which one should I pick ?
