The BuLLy's blog: "Mummer Stories"

I need to move out of The SUNSETLOVERA Estates real soon. I've been told the mobile home park just sold space # MR69 to this SENILE COOT named SCARABUS and he wants to move in. Besides this trailer park near the IDAHO and Washington border is ANI where you would want to live. I might be LUCKY that I MUSS move. It has the following issues: A) A drug PUSHER named TOMMY who is a RAYDER HATER and is so high everything is an ILLUSION to him. B) A kid named POTSEY who takes the SHORTBUS to school because his WRANGLERMAMA is always drinking TEQUILA and MR. PIBB C) The BOUNTY HUNTER will have trouble finding me since moving will make me INCOGNITO from him and the NEWS CREWS D) I won't have to see that old lady SHELLY naked through her window while she puts on her LIPSTICK and plays with her MOO MOO'S E) My SASSY girl NATALIE won't be a SCARRED PLAYER to come over to my new place for a little WHISKEY GO GO and some NOOKIE F) And let's not forget the UNSENSITIVE landlord DR. MIKE. I swear he is like BABY SATAN with all the HAVOC35 he causes the tennants. He should stick to his day job as a BAKA making PIE DADDY, SUGAR COOKIES and CUPPYCAKES. This dude is MENTAL ! Not all was bad at the SUNSETLOVERA Estates. There was: 1) I became a FITFREAK after meeting this REBEL dude named VEGASTONY & his live in girlfriends MARCE & MARCIE (LOL) 2) The BBQ's with JAMES J, JOHN SMITH JR and this SD AZTEC indian who I could never say his name in the SUMMERS were the bomb. We'd eat HAMMIE and MACARONI while drinking MS MOJITO's all nite. 3) Peeking through the fence to watch KRISSY take her BABYBLUE bathing suit off for a tan was always a cool. Sometimes if we looked close we'd see her YSSUP (but only if her MISTERFEET weren't in the way) 4) Playing pool with that GEORGIA PEACH of a girl named KIT was cool too. Nothing like watching her bend over to shoot the 2BALL into the corner pocket. 5) I'm sure gonna miss CAPTAIN COOTER's ice cream truck. It was operated by this IRISH CHICK we called PUNKY and she always drove THE LANE LESS TRAVELED. Boy did she have some TA TA's on her. Even though she was NEVER NUDE in front of me I knew she had a TARARIFFIC body. 6) Finally, I won't have to pay my tab to the WHOREMASTER you ran the local "escort service"! PEACEY out, THE BULLY Should I move? Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?]

Me and a few friends were set to go to our high school reunion. It was me, DONNIE DEMONSEED, DARRICK, & TOMMY in one car and MAJIK, CHEF JAY, & BIG PAPI in another car. We didn't have STRUMMER ride with us because he always thinks he's THE BOSS.(plus he always got us LOST) LOL We were all together again like when we were in the breaking dancing club called STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH. Only SMACKER wasn't going to be there since he was in Rehab due to being hooked on an ANTIDEPRESSANT.(& he had the FLU) Just before we got there Tommy started to get ROADRAGE because a guy cut him off. NO ONE knew why since it wasn't a big deal. We all thought maybe cause of the SUMMER heat. We calmed him down and went to The ARKHAM hotel. This place was jumping !!! All the same girls were there. PIXIE, MONICA THE GREAT, JENUHPHUR, VANESSA, and EVIL ASH were looking like SEXYMOMMA's. And boy were they being FIESTY and KINKYGIRL's. SEDUCTION was in the air. ROBIN's TA TA's were looking real good too. It took everything I had to QUITTA looking at them. The band was a group called "CAPTAIN COOTERS been BLUDGEONed" playing their hit song "WHOREMASTER has a VIRUS". Everyone was doing the old dances from high school. We did the MISFIT, the SHAKE and the KRISFIX. Of course we were all feeling good since this guy SCHAD went into STEALTH mode and SPIKECOONED the JUICE with RUMBDUMB and this new vodka called RUSSIAN FOX. We were all drunk like DONKEYPIGS. HELLYION was trying to TEACH us the dance called the J-ROXX. (boy I'd like to DRILL her with my MCBOING BOING & SPARKLYBALLS) With the night winding down I found myself dancing with this ANGEL named ZENA to this old Lionel Richie song. She was giving me STRAWBERRI KISSES and making feel like SUPERMAN. I knew the night was gonna end right ! All I could think in my head was "GOD BLESS TEXAS" !!! PEACEY, I'm out, THE BULLY