Georgia Rose's blog: "Joke Good Bad Ugly"

>The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and > hunters, > >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while > in > >the mountains. > > > >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells > on > >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears > >unexpectedly. > > > > > >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with > a > >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. > > > >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear > and > >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain > berries > >and possibly squirrel fur. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper > >spray

>The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and > hunters, > >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while > in > >the mountains. > > > >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells > on > >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears > >unexpectedly. > > > > > >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with > a > >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. > > > >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear > and > >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain > berries > >and possibly squirrel fur. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper > >spray

Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So are you. Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several pornmovies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a cross-dresser. Ugly : He looks better than you. Good : You justgave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter. Bad : She keeps interrupting. Ugly : With corrections Good : Your son is dating someone new. Bad : It's another man. Ugly : He's your best friend. Good : Your daughter got a new job. Bad : As a hooker. Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.