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noreply@fubar.com (Pat Georgia Rose Alexander)fubartag:fubar.com,2010:BlogRSS-9520.post-70956Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:07:27 -08002006-11-03T19:07:27-08:00Alerts for hikers, hunters, and fisherman >The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and
> hunters,
> >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while
> in
> >the mountains.
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> >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
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> >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears
> >unexpectedly.
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> >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with
> a
> >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
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> >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear
> and
> >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain
> berries
> >and possibly squirrel fur.
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> >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper
> >spraynoreply@fubar.com (Pat Georgia Rose Alexander)http://fubar.com/blog/9520/70956#viewcomments
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tag:fubar.com,2010:BlogRSS-9520.post-70955Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:07:19 -08002006-11-03T19:07:19-08:00Alerts for hikers, hunters, and fisherman >The Montana Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, and
> hunters,
> >fishermen to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while
> in
> >the mountains.
> >
> >Hikers are advised to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
> on
> >their clothing to alert but not startle the bears
> >unexpectedly.
> >
> >
> >They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with
> a
> >bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.
> >
> >People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear
> and
> >grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain
> berries
> >and possibly squirrel fur.
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> >Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper
> >spraynoreply@fubar.com (Pat Georgia Rose Alexander)http://fubar.com/blog/9520/70955#viewcomments
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tag:fubar.com,2010:BlogRSS-9520.post-26045Mon, 02 Oct 2006 19:15:30 -07002006-10-02T19:15:30-07:00a good jokeGood : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good : Your son is finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several pornmovies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You justgave "the birds and the bees" talk to
your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
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