> 2007 Tax Code
>
> The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is
> due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
> 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10%
> of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
> they are both nuts.
>
> HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed
> according to size.
>
> The brackets are as follows:
>
> 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
> 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
> 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
>
> Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
>
> Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
