IDIOT KILLER CLUB GUIDELINES 1. The Objective of the IDIOT KILLER CLUB, heareafter IKC, is to create a fun, creative, and stress free environment that is typically not bestowed upon you due to the everyday interaction with Idiots causing you said pain, frustration and overall desire to be rid of said Idiots. a. DISCLAIMER: No Idiots, whether they be real life or internet conversations, will be actually harmed during the occurrence of IKC meetings and other membership sessions. b. All members of the IKC are to behave in professional manners and only during their own time may they assault 2. Membership requires two processes be met a. FIRST, any non-Idiot may apply. Said applicant must prove that they are not part of the Idiot population and must prove this with posts to either the acting IKC President (DJ Parole currently) or the acting IKC Vice President (Razzamapples currently) in their respective comment sections. The President or Vice-President will then take into account the worthiness, and non-idiocy of said posting and determine whether it qualifies the applicant for membership b. SECOND, said applicant will have to use a blunt instrument of their choosing, with or without help of fellow IKC members and use said instrument in an effort to eradicate hostile Idiots. They will choose said instrument before completing their membership and may change it at any time as long as they notify the President or Vice-President of the change and it meets with their approval. c. The IKC will not charge dues of any sort for membership, nor will the IKC discriminate on basis of race, gender, or sexual preference. 3. Assassin status: from time to time the President or Vice President may elevate individuals that they deem worthy to the level of “IKC Assassin.†Only with their approval may those individuals use such titles in their names. a. IKC Assassins are then permitted to “kill†fellow IKC members if they are caught in the middle of Idiotic conduct and can prove it necessary to the furtherance of the IKC that the particular violating member did need killing. b. IKC Assassins are not permitted to kill fellow IKC Assassins or commit any offenses against the President or Vice President. If they do so they will be immediately disbarred from the IKC and may not be re-instated without both the President and Vice-President agreeing. i. People that sing like drowning moose in heat, hump the Presidents leg, and/or are in danger of performing bestiality with Chipmunks are also specially protected under this provision.
