Ok.. so i go to walmart to get my friend a present because i loves her and stuff...
i had 75 in cash.. and a debit card
well i get there and then look in my wallet... don't see the debit card.. ok no big deal.. must have left them in my shorts sunday... will finish shopping tomorrow night.. get my 75 dollars worth of stuff and go away
i get home... look in shorts.. NO CARD..
panic mode!
decide to check my wallet again...
there it is.. plain as day...
MOTHERFUCKER!
i blame it on the zombies... they ate my brain...