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This holiday season, as you enjoy the company of your loved ones. As you sit down and breathe in all that is 'Holly and Jolly'....don't forget those less fortunate then you. The down trodden, the physically unsettled, the massively debted ones. I am starting a new charity, for all those who would like to donate, please message me. The charity's name is 'Ebok Choy's Financially Challenged'. Now, you maybe asking 'Exactly who will benefit from my kindness?'. And you have every right to ask that question, you beautiful person you. The people who will benefit are the people that call me everyday. I want to bring them some joy this holiday season, they seem so upset when they call me. They are always asking for money. And they don't stop calling until you give them money. Also, the factory workers will benefit from this. I will give them money, via buying cigarettes, I like to support our blue collared workers. My husband shall also benefit from this, no more will he have to live through the torture of unpaid bills due to my 'support' for our blue collar workers (via buying shoes). He will no longer cry after going through our credit card statements, worrying how he will help all those around us and how to make the people who call smile. YOU can bring a smile to their faces. Open up your wallets and donate now. Even my puppy (now renamed poopy, if you didn't know) will benefit. No longer will she have to eat the horrendous cheap shit from Wal-mart...no longer will she have to be seen in 2nd hand dog clothing. I know, I know. You're saying "Why Shanna, that is so selfless of you, thinking of everyone else for Christmas." Please, I do this cause I care. I like to see the cashier's at Fashion Bug and Lane Bryant smile. I love the joy it brings to peoples faces when I arrive to a function with a new hairdo. And I like to help keep small business running and profitable......like the new resort in Punta Cana. They need all the help they can get, and I intend to patronize there services to help! I will suffer on the white sandy beaches of the Dominican Republic, trying to gulp down a margarita, just so I can help the muscle bound cabana boy, whose only dream is to have me oil him down. Its cause I care. Some say I care too much. Now its your turn to help. Dig deep into your pockets and into your hearts and donate now to 'Ebok Choys Financially Challenged' Charity. You CAN make a difference. :)
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