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So, the other day i had a conversation through the shoutbox. The conversation will remain confidential. Anyways, to sum up the latter part of the convo, I was told that I was a horrible person because I said that I had a tendancy to leave my mind in the gutter (more or less my words). I could hardly believe what I was just told. Because I'm admittingly a male with a dirty mind, I'm automatically a terrible person? I did some thinking and I now present to you the following gem of knowledge.
I am a pervert. I'm a horny bastard who will not think twice to see someone naked or flirt with someone. And guess what? I'm perfectly okay with this and I'll tell you why. All my friends and loved ones know full well that I'm a dirty bastard and they're fine with it because they know something else. I'm a nice guy. I'm a gentleman and a sweetheart. My brand of humor and my mentality are what adds to my charm. Do I force myself on people when they don't want the perversion? No. Contrary to popular belief, my horniness doesn't cloud my judgement. However, a pre-requisite to being my friend is the acceptance of the fact that I have a dirty mind and am neither afraid nor ashamed to both admit to having and to using it. Do I act horny 24/7? No, because then it would lose it's fun. Now, if you don't like the fact that I'm a horny bastard and might be prone to saying a few dirty remarks or shamelessly flirt, then here's a sound bit of advice. NOBODY IS TWISTING YOUR ARM TO TALK TO ME! If you disapprove of who I am, move on to the next person, but don't ever try to tell me I'm a terrible person because who I am isn't who you are.
and THAT, good sirs and madams, is my two cents.
