Heads up for men:
We know when you are lying (and trap you by letting you think you got away with it)
We know when you are angry (and use that knowledge to manipulate you)
We know when you are afraid (and resent your denial and inaction)
We know when you are weak (and try to strengthen you so we don't have to for fucking ever & ever)
We know when you are lost (and pull over to the gas station for fucking directions because you won't)
We know when you fuck up (and keep that in our memory bank for a future argument)
We know when you are a man (and no longer treat you as a child to be coddled)
Heads up for women:
They know when you are lying (and slowly over time accept it finally)
They know when you are angry (and hope it will go away after your period ends)
They know when you are afraid (and try to make you more afraid so that you will cling to them)
They know when you are weak (and revel in that...Sir Galahad etc...)
They know when you are lost (and take you on a journey that you did not intend nor ask for)
They know when you fuck up (and think it's cute)
They know when you are a woman (and no longer treat you as a child to be coddled)
It seems to me that both sexes have only one thing in common...we stop treating each other like children when we know we are dealing with a fucking grown up.