The Professor thinks bananas are a thing that should be banned
“These deadly things” he said to me, “Are getting out of hand.
I’ve done a lot of research, which I didn’t do for fun
And I’ve found that these bananas are more deadly than a gun.”
I asked him, “Are they poisonous? What causes these strong feelings?”
He said, “My son, the danger is from old discarded peelings.”