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Dark Carnival

Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best. Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!! Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS Up.

Q's About the Undead

Are some of the people we know really Undead — and how could we tell? If the Undead have been programmed to hunt the living, can we blame them? Are vampires more morally responsible than zombies? Is an Undead individual the same person as before his Undeath? Do zombies have minds? Do the Undead have a right to Undeath under the Ninth Amendment, or would it be murder to Unkill them?

Soul Mates

Soul Mates Soulmateslarge.jpg Ultimately, for everyone, there is only one person in the world, and that is themselves. This is not so strange, for we are born alone, and die alone. It is living alone that is hard. So the best we can do, and the happiest we can be, is to find another to share the time and, for however long it lasts, we call it Love. But sometimes, and only so rarely, we are lucky enough to find something of the essence of our being in another person - and that unit is the greatest love, for it knows no barriers. It went on before and carries on after. If this coupling can take no part in the future together, then that is their destiny, but they cannot lose what really belongs to them, even if they throw it away. Therefore there should be no anxiety. All that need concern them is that they remain true to their natures in this life.... And wait for the next. © Jenni Shell 1978

I Want To Know...

"...... I WANT TO KNOW" It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ACHE FOR, AND IF YOU DARE TO DREAM OF MEETING YOUR HEART’S LONGING. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WILL RISK LOOKING LIKE A FOOL FOR LOVE, FOR YOUR DREAM, FOR THE ADVENTURE OF BEING ALIVE. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE CENTRE OF YOUR OWN SORROW, IF YOU HAVE BEEN OPENED BY LIFE’S BETRAYALS, OR HAVE BECOME SHRIVELLED AND CLOSED FROM FEAR OF FURTHER PAIN. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SIT WITH PAIN - MINE OR YOUR OWN - WITHOUT MOVING TO HIDE IT, OR FADE IT, OR FIX IT. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN BE WITH JOY - MINE OR YOUR OWN; IF YOU CAN DANCE WITH WILDNESS, AND LET THE ECSTASY FILL YOU TO THE TIPS OF YOUR FINGERS AND TOES, WITHOUT CAUTIONING US TO BE CAREFUL, BE REALISTIC, TO REMEMBER THE LIMITATIONS OF BEING HUMAN. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN DISAPPOINT ANOTHER TO BE TRUE TO YOURSELF: IF YOU CAN BEAR THE ACCUSATION OF BETRAYAL AND NOT BETRAY YOUR OWN SOUL: IF YOU CAN BE FAITHLESS AND THEREFORE TRUSTWORTHY. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE BEAUTY, EVEN WHEN IT IS NOT PRETTY EVERY DAY, AND IF YOU CAN SOURCE YOUR LIFE FROM ITS’ PRESENCE. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN LIVE WITH FAILURE, YOURS AND MINE, AND STILL STAND ON THE EDGE OF THE LAKE AND SHOUT TO THE SILVER OF THE FULL MOON, “YES!” It doesn’t interest me to know where you live, or how much money you have. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN GET UP AFTER THE NIGHT OF GRIEF AND DESPAIR, WEARY AND BRUISED TO THE BONE, AND DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO FEED THE CHILDREN. It doesn’t interest me what you know, or why you came here. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WILL STAND IN THE CENTRE OF THE FIRE WITH ME, AND NOT SHRINK BACK. It doesn’t interest me where or what or with whom you have studied. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SUSTAINS YOU FROM THE INSIDE, WHEN ALL ELSE FALLS AWAY. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN BE ALONE WITH YOURSELF, AND IF YOU TRULY LIKE THE COMPANY YOU KEEP IN THE EMPTY MOMENTS. © Oriah Mountain Dreamer

If You Love Her...

If you love her, let her know it There are countless ways to show it Make her breakfast, buy her flowers Hold her through the darkest hours Take her dancing, do the dishes Grant her silent secret wishes Buy teddy bears and bunny rabbits Cherish her peculiar habits Read her all-time favorite books Compliment the way she looks Go for walks that take a while Choose a song to make her smile Feed the birds and talk to cats Never mock her love of hats Indulge her fantasies and flirting Give her comfort when she’s hurting Caress her body, stroke her hair Fan her passion flame to flare Trust her when you’re not together Be her shelter from the weather Share her dreams and favorite things Give her space to spread her wings Help her face her doubts and fears Hold her hand throughout the years In sacred moments, gently pray it But don’t forget to also say it You don’t have to be a poet If you love her, let her know it... Repost this My Angels, seems Most men on here don't have a clue from what I've seen:} love ya'z you all deserve only the best in life and love, remember never settle for less.. David A/K/A Drkangel6(*_*)

My name is Natasha

Natasha ~ Although the name Natasha creates the urge to be versatile and ambitious, we stress that it causes blunt expression that alienates others. ~ This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and tension or accidents to the head. ~ The name of Natasha has given you the desire for creative, artistic or musical expression in an original way. ~ You strive to be different and have the self-confidence to implement your ideas because you have the perseverance necessary to see something through, despite obstacles. ~ Although you meet new people easily, it is not easy for you to maintain a relaxed, harmonious relationship. www.kabalarians.com

Being a Juggalette

Being a Juggalette (or Juggalo) isn't about how much merchandise you have or knowing every little detail about ICP. It's about being yourself- about seeing the world differently from normal society and not giving a fuck where your opinion fits in. Juggalettes don't take shit from other people, they know who they are and they accept it. They don't let any Feminem fans fuck with their family and they defend the family 100%. True Juggalettes know what it's like to be an outsider. It don't matter how many hatchetman tatoos you have, or how many ICP cd's you own, it's about being yourself and not caring if other people don't like who you are. It's about knowing that you always have the family to lean on when you need support. And one of the most important things is being a true believer in the Dark Carnival and knowing that when life fails you, Shangri-La will always be a place for you to go, and as long as you truly believe in the Dark Carnival- that's where you WILL go. That's what my definition of a TRUE Juggalette is....."Truth is we follow God, we've always been behind him, the carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him." Peace out motha fakoos!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!! http://juggalette4life17.tripod.com/id3.html

My DNA Report

I'm an Advocating Creator. About Me: You Are a Creator ~ Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR. ~ You are independent, and you enjoy your self-sufficiency. ~ Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination. ~ The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas. ~ You have a strong interest in what is new and exciting—and that includes forging ahead with new ideas, not simply discovering what is already out there. ~ Your eagerness to seek new and varied experiences leads you into many different situations. ~ You're not set on one way of doing things, and you are creative when it comes to finding novel solutions to complex problems. ~ You trust yourself to be innovative and resourceful. ~ Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity. ~ You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well. ~ Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what happens to you. If you want to be different: ~ Appreciate the earthly, practical elements of things—there is beauty in form as well. ~ While you are good at thinking abstractly, focusing on details a bit more may help you discover things about the world. How I Relate to Others: You are Advocating ~ Being social, empathic, and understanding makes you ADVOCATING. ~ Some people find being around others exhausting—but not you! You are energized by spending time with friends, and you are good at meeting new people. ~ One of the reasons you enjoy conversation as much as you do is that you often learn about yourself while talking things out with a friend; you realize things about your own beliefs while discussing them with others. ~ You have insight into what others are thinking and feeling. This ability allows you to be happy for others, and to commiserate when something has gone wrong for them. ~ You are highly compassionate, and being conscious of how things affect those close to you leaves you cautious about trusting others too hastily. ~ Despite these reservations, you are open-minded when it comes to your worldview; you don't look to impose your ways on others. ~ Your sensitivity towards others' plights contributes to an understanding — both intellectual and emotional — of many different perspectives. ~ As someone who understands the complexities of the world around you, you are reluctant to pass judgments. If you want to be different: ~ While it's important to think about others, don't forget to take some time for yourself, and occassionally to put yourself first. ~ Take some time to spend with a few close friends; although it's difficult to find people to trust, it's worth the effort. ~ When you have great ideas, it can be hard to relinquish control, but it can also feel good to take the pressure off and enjoy someone else leading the way. http://www.personaldna.com

~Freaks~

Dedicated to the *FREAKS R US FAMILY* ~Freaks~ There must be something in the water Gotten into every mothers daughter It must be all the raging hormones The drugs and the alchohol And all the porno Heavy breathing Too much sleeping Never eating We're all weird in our own way We're freaks we're freaks Everyday is a sideshow We rock you suck get used to it We're freaks we're freaks Hey everybody welcome to the circus Living on a tightrope making people nervous The invisible girl wants to take your money There's a two headed boy but one of Them's a dummy It's outrageous So contagious Can you blame us We're all weird in our own way We're freaks we're freaks Everyday is a sideshow We rock you suck get used to it We're freaks we're freaks (Na na na ..) Heavy breathing Too much sleeping Never eating We're all weird in our own way We're freaks we're freaks Everyday is a sideshow We rock you suck get used to it We're all weird in our own way We're freaks you're geeks Everyday is a sideshow We rock you suck get used to it Try and make the best of it We rock you suck get used to it We're freaks we're freaks we're freaks we're freaks
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