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Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK! ~George Carlin

"If god had intended us not to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter." ~George Carlin

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~George Carlin

"Just because you got the monkey off your back does not mean the circus has left town." ~George Carlin

I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! ~George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? ~George Carlin

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. ~George Carlin

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? ~George Carlin

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature. ~George Carlin

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. ~George Carlin