Did you know that a man is made up of many useless
"things?"
* He has an Adams apple that isn`t an apple...
* Two calves that will never become cows...
* A nose bridge that doesn`t lead anywhere...
* A roof of the mouth that won`t cover anything...
* Twenty nails that won`t hold a board...
* A chest that won`t hold linen...
* Two tits that won`t give milk...
* Two buns that won`t feed anyone...
* A belly button that won`t button...
* Two balls that won`t roll...
* An ass that won`t pull a plow...
* An organ that won`t play music...
* A cock that won`t crow...
..And what are YOU laughing about?
You`ve got a pussy that won`t catch mice!
