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Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman all get hauled in to the police station to appear in a rape line-up.
As the woman is led into the room to identify her attacker, the Irishman points at her and shouts "That's the miserable cow!"
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Where do you send a jew with ADD?
A concentration camp
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NEWS FLASH -
GARDENER SACKED AT WHITE HOUSE!
A gardener was sacked from his job at the White House today. When asked why, he replied "Honestly, I've done nothing wrong. All I did was walk into the Oval Office and ask has anyone seen the spade?"
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barrack obama has broken a long tradition of being the first black man to enter the white house without a mop.
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Two Paki's are talking, and one says to the other, "I'm loving this. I've only been in England for a month, and I can speak Polish already."
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Little boy walks in on his parents and sees them having sex,
"what are you doing ?" the boy asks
"making you a brother or sister" his parents reply,
the boy replies "can you do it doggy style? i want a puppy."
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How do you know you've been robbed by a Pollock?
Your garbage is eaten and your dog is pregnant.
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How do u know if a black persons pregnant?
Shove a banana up her cunt, if it comes out half eaten u know there's another monkey living up there.
