The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Pennsyltucky, Mississippi,
Virginia, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will
be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq and Afghanistan to be over by Friday.....
