HELLCAT's blog: "THE CATS MEOW"

I'M FEELIN IN A FUNNY MOOD AND CAME ACROSS SOMETHING AND AS OFTEN TIMES HAPPENS, A LIGHTBULB GOES OFF IN MY HEAD.. I JUST DON'T OFTEN SHARE SUCH THINGS ON HERE, BUT WHAT THE HELL.... LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!  THIS MIGHT BE A 1 TIME THING OR I MIGHT JUST KEEP ADDING TO IT EVERY TIME I THINK OF SOMETHING OR SEE SOMETHING OR I CERTAINLY WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME INTERACTION AS WELL SO FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR TIPS AS WELL! PERHAPS HOW TO PICK UP MEN? LOL

LET'S BEGIN...

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SPEND A DAY AT A BOOK STORE IN VARIOUS CHAIRS READING OR PRETENDING TO READ THIS BOOK AND MAKING LOUD OUTBURSTS SUCH AS "OMG THAT'S WHY SHE CRIES!" OR "OH HMM SHE HAS TO WORK HER WAY UP WITH VEGGIES"

AND REMEMBER MEN! YOU WILL HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO FIND THIS BOOK SO BE SURE TO ASK A FEMALE WHERE TO FIND IT!!    *SMILE*

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FOR A CHEAP DATE ...

GO TO ONE OF THE FANCIER DEPARTMENT STORES AND GET SAMPLES OF THE HOTTEST NEW FRAGRANCE OF MENS COLOGNE.  HERE YOU ASK THE OLDER LADY WORKING THERE WHAT'S THE HOTTEST NEW THING LOL. PUT ON YOUR SPIFFIEST OUTFIT (IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, GO BUY 1 FOR THE DAY AND RETURN THE NEXT lol) AND ATTEND A SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS MEETING.  STAND UP LOUD AND PROUD AND WITH THAT SWAGGA, SMELLING SO IRRESISTABLE THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 1 SET OF LEGS IN THAT PLACE THAT WILL PART LIKE THE RED SEA.