Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you!
1. [ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [ ] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die.
4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [ ] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.
7. [ ] I've told a cop to fuck off
8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [ ] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [ ] I've caught myself drooling
11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.
12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.(I just laughed after reading it haha)
13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14. [ ] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...
16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.
21. [ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.
23. [ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.
26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
27. [ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [ ] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [ ] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [ ] I've fallen out of my chair before. (Only when drinking!!!)
33. [ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Reblog this as "I am _% stupid"
