Things That Tick Me Off
1. umm..if you move to this country ..learn to speak basic fucking english. fuckin shit man!..you cant even get yourself a pack of smokes at the gas station and you take up 10 minutes of my english speaking ass time!fuck.
...oh and then on top of that..they look at you like your the retard for not being able to understand their fucking jibberish.
2. umm..another gas station comment. they're called quick marts for a fucking reason you old hag. if your gonna bring your fucking grocery list, buy 20 million fucking lotto tickets, and dont have your money ready, do us a fucking favor! go to the damn grocery store or walmart where the other crackheads shop!
3. walmart??...ummm..they just change its name to ..only come here if you weigh over 300 lbs and love to wear biker shorts, or, only come here if your ass cant speak a fucking lick of english, or, come here to hang out if our store is nicer than your fucking trailor. or do everyone a favor and say...only come here if you drive a pickup truck,have a mullet, and a banjo in the backseat.
4. then theres bi-lo. they should just call that place "kryptonite at daytime". hey everybody...lets go get some groceries in our stilettos,minis, and wonder bras.
5. oh..and spoiled,suburbanite,country ass girls and boys. so sorry everyone else didnt grow up on easy street with a big,fat, silver spoon in their mouth and a sheltered personality. try a little more difficult life on for a while, still find a way to get your shit straight,graduate college,stay outta jail, and land a good job. then maybe i wont look at you like your a douche and think that your problems arent shit compared to shit.
soooo...thats it for now.thanx
