OKAY, POSTED A BLOG LAST NIGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE HARSH. SO ERASED IT. AND I'M GONNA SAY IT A BETTER WAY.
ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME WELL, HEARS ME REFER TO PEOPLE AS THE "MIAMI VICER" TYPE. OR.." VICER".
THIS IS A FRUSTRATING GROUP OF PEOPLE TO ME, DON'T LIKE THEM MUCH. SO HERES THE EXPLANATION. NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE OR WHAT YOU DO, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT GROUP OF PEOPLE I'M REFERRING TO.
IN DEPTH DEFINITION OF THE..OH SO FAMOUS......"MIAMI VICER"
DEFINITION... "MIAMI VICER".......
A "MIAMI VICER" TYPE OF PERSON IS......PICTURE IF YOU WILL,..DREW BARRYMORE,..IN THE MOVIE, "THE WEDDING SINGER", ..I KNOW YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN IT. REMEMBER HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND? HE'S A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT I CALL A "MIAMI VICER"
EXAMPLE-- SOMEONE WHO DRESSES,PORTRAYS THEIR PERSONALITY,OR ACTIONS, IN SUCH A WAY AS TO TRY AND WIN THE RESPECT,ATTENTION,ADMIRATION,AND ENVY OF OTHERS.
TO ANYBODY WHO KEEPS IT REAL, THE DEFINITION IS BASICALLY..." A TOOLBAG".
MOST COMMON MYRTLE BEACH HOT SPOTS FOR SIGHTING THE SO CALLED " VICER" IS AS FOLLOWS ----
CLUB KRYPTONITE
COLLECTORS CAFE
SUGAMIS
SOHO
BUDDHA LOUNGE
MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE ARE AS FOLLOWS....
1.BE NORMAL, NO NEED TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING IN STILETTOS AND A MINI SKIRT WITH YOUR TITS POPPIN OUT. UMM..ITS A FUCKING GROCERY STORE, GIVE US A BREAK...SAME APPLYS FOR 8:00AM CLASSES AT SCHOOL. SHIT WOMAN, WEAR SWEATS AND A T- SHIRT LIKE EVERY OTHER NORMAL FUCKING PERSON.
2. WHEN YOUR TALKING TO SOMEONE, NO MATTER WHERE IT BE LOCATED, PLEASE...DON'T LOOK ALL OVER THE FREAKING ROOM CHECKING OUT EVERYONE YOU CAN AND WAITING TO BE NOTICED BY OTHER PEOPLE. JUST ENJOY YOUR COMPANY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. THOSE WHO ARE CONSTANT BREAKERS OF THE CONVERSATION CODE... DEFINATELY A CLASSIC SIGN OF THE " VICER".
3. IF YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT A LOCATION WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE "MAD HOOKUPS" OR KNOW "CRAZY AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE" SO THAT YOU CAN SEEM LIKE " YOUR THE SHIT" OR ""COOL"". YOUR A " VICER" ..SORRY!
4. IF YOUR ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE, AND INTERESTED, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE .."ARE YOU AS COOL AS ME" OR " DO YOU KNOW AS MANY PEOPLE AS ME" GAME, FIRST, BEFORE YOU GIVE THAT PERSON THE TIME OF DAY..DEFINTATLY.."VICER" SORRY. THEN YOUR JUST SCREWIN YOURSELF OVER.REAL SMART.
BASICALLY, THE POINT IS... TO PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN A FEW PLACES, EXPERIENCED A FEW THINGS, MET DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT PLACES,...... THE WHOLE " VICER " ATTITUDE IS DEFINATELY A VERY SEE THROUGH,SHALLOW TYPE OF PERSONALITY. IT'S AS IF YOU HAVENT MOVED PAST THE HIGHSCHOOL STAGE OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH SAYS EXACTLY THIS...
YOU HAVENT BEEN ANYWHERE,
YOU HAVENT SEEN ANYTHING,
YOU HAVENT GROWN UP,
YOU DONT KEEP IT REAL,
YOU MIGHT STILL BE SUCKIN ON MOMMYS TITTIES,
YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK,
YOU CANT MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES,
YOUR EASILY INFLUENCED,
AND...NO CONFIDENCE OR SECURITY,
SO,..UM..WHAT DOES A " VICER " TYPE PERSON HAVE TO OFFER?
NOTHING!
AND THATS WHY SOMEONE WHO KEEPS IT REAL..... JUST SEES A "TOOLBAG"
