1. Are you a Health Freak?
Hehehe, well I am some kind of freak
2. Have you ever been to college?
If not those bastards lied on those certificates and I wnna know who I am paying that money too
3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Are you offerning to help me join?
4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not?
DO you know my neighbours? Do you like them?
5. Would you kill someone?
Uh . . . not again . . . shit . . .disregard answer
6. Do you have any piercings?
A few are left . . . wanna play with them?
7. Have you ever been arrested?
I have no record to be found in that area
8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Well she had those sad big puppy dog eyes and how can you say no to a puppy
9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night?
Are you offering to make me have more?
10. Have you ever stolen something?
Virgintity . . . I took it without remorse
11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
I have been hit on by many people, though I usually hit back
12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite?
Hmmmm, hehehe, not sure it qualifies as either . . . but fun as hell to get all over ya
13. Tan or Pale?
I am a darker shade of pale than I used to be
14. Planes or Buses?
Roller skates, yeah cross country roller skating
15. Diamonds or Gold?
Who's buying?
16. Who did let the dogs out?
Dammit if I tell you I will have to kill you . . . now do you really want to know that damn bad?
17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice?
Human juice
18. Do you play an instrument?
Well when I put my mouth on certain things that make noise
19. Do you shower daily?
Many times if I am "good"
20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go?
5 inches to my left
21. Have you ever made out with just a friend?
My friend ot your friend, hell everyones friend
22. Would you date someone younger than you?
STAMINA . . . woo-hoo
23. Would you date someone older than you?
EXPERIENCE . . . woo-hoo
24. Could you live without sex?
Can I lay with myself still?
25. snakes or rabbits?
I would try either I guess, deep friend I'd never know the difference
26. Have you ever search your own name on google?
Afraid of what would return
27. What is your favorite type of movie?
Cheesy porn . . . hehehe, porn
28. What is your favorite type of music?
Doesn't matter as long as I am doing something fun
29. Do you own sex toys?
I own pieces of body stimualting art . . . sounded good anyway
30. Have you ever commited suicide?
Twice
31. spit or swallow?
Spitting is a bad habit
32. Ever starred in your own film?
I had a supporting role
33. Do you believe in aliens?
I live near a few
34. How do you vent anger?
Orgasm is the solution to most problems in life
35. What is your favorite word?
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. Good or Evil?
Very good at being evil
37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
There was this salty substance on my fingers once but not sure it was tears
38. Logic or Art?
Artful logic
39. Do animals have souls?
More than most people
40. Do you think you are attractive?
I think I am attractive to the strangest people to be found
41. Do you like Holidays?
I don't know any Holidays but I'm sure they are assholes too
42. What are you wearing right now?
Skin, pale skin at that
43. Have you ever done Porn?
Done, no
44. Rough or Sensual?
Rough ridin makes it harder in the end
45. Do you smoke?
Only if the other person is really good
46. Do you believe in Love?
Hmmmmmmm
47. Do you hate anyone?
I hate everyone
48. Last time you saw your mom?
Oh it was not long enough ago
49. Cats or Dogs?
Dogs, shaved dogs that do porn
50. Do you like seafood?
Nope, I eat enough raw and wet things thank you very much
51. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Stalked?
52. Do you believe animals have souls?
Oh scroll up and read the 1st answer I gave to the damn question
53. Where did you last go on vacation?
Vacation?
54. Lace or Satin?
Leather and lace . . .
55. Mints or chewing gum?
Ikeep altoids at the head of my bed at all times . . . hehehe
56. Have you ever danced in Public?
Only at that one job, ok those two jobs
57. Do you believe in Hell?
I am in hell what are you talking about
58. Last speeding ticket?
I have never gotten one . . . *wink wink*
59. Do you like to drive fast?
I like to do lots of things fast
60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit?
Hmmmm . . . hehehe, nude pursuit
61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf?
Why in the hell would they want that?
62. Do you like to Kiss?
I prefer to bite
63. Are you a good Kisser?
Well no on has ever demanded a refund
64. What is your favorite color?
Oh such a cliche but it's black and chrome
65. Are you tired of this survey?
Sure as hell am
66. Who was your last dream of?
Couldn't see his face but he could work it real well
67. Who are some of your favorite performers?
Who is in bed with me at the time
68. Are you Happy right now with your life?
If I were happier I'd be committed
69. What is your favorite position?
CEO
70. Are you tired of doing this survey?
Screw you I'm going to the shower
