1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
- Once I paid him the money the agreement was sealed and no names will ever be revealed
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
- I was eating out not too long ago over at a friends house
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
-Did you buy it for me?
4. Which do you prefer: eyes or lips?
- Eyes are important, but oh never mind the sense of touch can make up for that
5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
- I avoid medicine and the law
6. Best kind of pizza?
- Is eaten off of a nude body
7. Is your bedroom window open?
- Are you willing to try to find a way to get in if I leave it open?
8. What is in store for your future?
- I am gonna guess more hookers and less money
9. Who was the last band you saw live?
- I didn’t see the last band I tried to see, I had other things to do
10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
-Oh, I take care of them alright, hehehe
11. What is your favorite soda?
- Something laced with Bacardi
12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
- Prefer to steal my music thanks
13. When was the last time you purchased something over $500?
- Haven’t met a hooker around here that good yet
14. Where is the last place you drove to?
-To be rid of the evidence
15. Are you experienced?
- More than adequately
16. Any historical figures that you envy?
- Never envy, not my deadly sin of choice
17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
- Nikon, it gets lots of use
18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
- It was right before I took the hooker home
19. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
-Why do you automatically assume I would go to a store and not a person?
20. Where did your last kiss take place?
- In the parking lot when I got out of the car
21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
- You mean that wasn’t you outside the window?
22. Are you a quitter?
- I quit talking to people all the damn time
23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
- Besides the random hookers and crack heads
24. Can you speak another language?
- Fluent drunk
25. How about you put your legs behind your head?
- How about you put my legs behind my head?
26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
- Under the influence of?
27. Nickname?
- For who?
28. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
- Red leather bustier with matching thong, black fishnet stockings, and red heels
29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
- I see them too often
30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
- Does me talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
- I have much more fun obsessions than that
32. What was the last CD you purchased?
- Again, prefer to steal my music
33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
- Hehehe . . . Love . . .
34. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
- Lust, it is always lust
35. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
- Nope I know my sins
36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
- The kitchen of a really hot guy I just had an amazing night with
37. Have you ever been offered a job?
- I have offered many a job
38. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
- You have no proof of anything
39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
- When I was hiding from the cops
40. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
- See above comments about hookers and kisses
41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
- Again, see above comments
42. Miss someone?
- I miss the actions of someone
43. How is your last ex doing?
- As if I care enough to thin about it
44. Is there someone you want to fight?
- Well of course there is
